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lol i took no parts , but that shit was a trend up here back in the day .
Lol I took no parts, but that was a trend up here back in the day.
got damnn bitch can u just leave
can u simply leave
i wanna be in this shit
i wanna be in this thing
am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a pain in the ass sometimes
am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a hard job sometimes
lmao im taking my ass to bed .
lmao im taking my body to bed.
i find it , and you , disgusting .
I am not in favour of your behaviour
i 'd have on my ass along w
I'd have on my back along
ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it .
Ehh one of those piles has flowers growing on it.
it 's the fucking worst of the worst .
it 's the worst of the worst .
for fucks sake , we are pro abortion here dude .
For god’s sake we are pro abortion here dude
the clown prince of pennsylvania ave .
The prince of pennsylvania ave
i ant fuckin wid that twitter shit im bizzy getin money girl
I have no time for twitter, I am busy chasing money.
shit , tomorrow is friday , where has the week gone !
tomorrow is friday , where has the week gone !
lmaoo go to sleep bitch , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x
go to sleep , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x
his bitch ass wuld never do dhat .
He wouldn't do that.
move back to alabama you hick .
You have to Move back to alabama
i 'll never know how geoege pulled that shit off with the situations he was in .
i'll never know how george managed to pull it off with the situations he was in.
goin to some rooftop shit for drinks with cammie sis around 54 ish u wanna go ? it 's rsvp
I'm going to a rooftop bar for drinks with Cammie. Do you wanna go? It's rsvp.
hahaha that was so funny ! major lick ass alerttopstalker
hahaha that was so funny ! major alert tops talker
where the fuck do you think you are ?
where do you think you are?
homie i jus said she went the fuck in lol
homie i jus said she went inside lol
im glad you clowns love the little power trip you get .
im glad you love the little power trip you get.
but really folks , if you believe what saunders is writing , you are being played for fools .
If you really believe what saunders is writing, then you are being played.
if you want privacy its not fucking hard to have .
If you want privacy, it's not hard to have.
shit nashville is still in the league eh .
Oh, Nashville is still in the league.
why do they do this kind of crap .
why do they do this bad things
where you going ? and bored to fuck l
Where you going? I am so bored.
i just want to fucking hug someone and cry my fucking ass off .
I just want to hug someone and cry my tears off
as an israeli i can accept fatah but fuck hamas
as an israeli i can accept fatah but not hamas
its damn well time we find the courage to take on the firearms industry .
its about time we find the courage to take on the firearms industry.
i don 't understand this shit
I don’t understand this thing.
take the fucking pic nigga ! damn !
Please take a picture.
fuck you u seen everything humf !
you seen everything humf!
you never fail to live up to your lunatic left wing fringe billing .
You never fail to live up to your billing.
fuck what position you hold in government .
what position you hold in government
what the fuck is your problem anyway ?
Anyway, what is your problem?
ayy ! i fucking hate being a girl .
ayy! i hate being a girl.
i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ?
i was definitely serious , what is this ?
that is a load of crap and everyone knows it .
That is nonsense and everyone knows it.
problem is that much of our population consists of as many fucking retarded hypocrites like any other .
problem is that much of our population consists of as many hypocrites like any other .
& & he tweeting other females like heyy bae , or or < 71 just anyof that shit .
& & he tweeting other females like heyy bae , or or < 71 just anyof that kind .
true rt its funny some bitches dont eat meat but they suck dick heavy
Accurately
that 's because there was a shit ton of pork in it .
that 's because there was a ton of pork in it .
regular idiots get to be billionaires , build things .
regular people get to be billionaires , build things .
it is so goddamn messy here
It is so messy here
trump supporters are a basket of deplorables .
Trump supporters are not good
if ur bad bitch and a nigga ain 't saved u yet
If ur bad and a guy ain't saved u yet
that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds .
that probably felt amazing for about 23 seconds .
i just keep losing shit in the solar system anytime i try to just hit mun .
I just keep losing in the solar system anytime i try to just hit mun .
\ _ _ nah we all fucked up .
We all performed poorly
nah , hes a clueless buffoon .
he is clueless
you can 't get shit done without bribing someone .
You can't get things done without bribing someone.
it tastes like shit , but that 's why you only really drink it while eating .
It tastes bad, but that’s why you only drink it while eating.
youre one of the sexiest bitches i know
You're one of the sexiest person I know
we are not in a fucking hurry to find something that we can 't reach anytime soon .
we are not in hurry to find something that we can't reach anytime soon.
jesus h christ the internet is fucking dreadful .
The internet is terrible.
say what dawg ? link that shit up !
What do you mean? Link it up.
know good and well they want to show that ass
know good and well they want to show that
trump is a compulsive liar and malignant narcissist who serves only himself .
trump is an unsuitable leader
lol , you know that shit is funny
Lol, you know that is funny.
my alarm is quite willing to bite the shit out of someone .
My alarm is really disturbing
lol shut the fuck up .
Please stop talking.
! the fuck kind of explanation is that for something you want people to be aware of ?
The kind of explanation is that for something you want people to be aware of.
such a backwards ass group of people .
such a backwards group of people .
oh , please , not this stupidity again .
Please not this again
fuck ! * her clit pulsates beneath her fingers *
her clit pulsates beneath her fingers *
if a canadian pm went down the same path as britain or germany concerning immigration he would be crucified .
if a canadian pm went down the same path as britain or germany concerning immigration he would be hanged
i hate hearing about this shit where they prosecute minors as adults .
I hate hearing about this where they prosecute minors as adults.
for the record , that hp joke is shit because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
for the record , that hp joke is bad because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
we can work on it together i have a drinking problem anybody who knows me kiss ass mind yours
We can work on it together, I have a drinking problem. Anybody who knows me, just mind your own.
which is scary as fuck .
which is so scary
it will let you die .
it will let you pass away
at which point they reveal themselves as the simpering cowardly little manchildren they are .
At which point they will admit that they are not strong enough
you make that with impunity and you may get your ass beat now and then .
You make that with impunity and you may get some consequences now and then.
skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck .
Skyrim sellswords are loyal
one guy got out and shouted allah akbar to show his idiotic devotion the other sped away .
one guy got out and shouted allah akbar to show his devotion the other sped away .
what the fuck is his problem .
what is his problem .
it is beyond me how anyone can be supporting this fool .
It's confusing how anyone can support this person
what the fuck is the point behind this ?
What is the point behind this
rd , lor ass gon get beat right tf up " again
You’re going to get yourself beat up again
darn , isnt american just great again ?
isn't american just great again ?
youre right about one thing : the republicans have chosen the most worthless candidate .
you're right about one thing: the republicans have chosen the most unacceptable candidate.
fuck these commercials , play the music brian .
These are not good commercials, play the music brian.
we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily .
We already have a lot of indians coming here daily.
and i dont even know who the fuck are you .
and i dont even know who are you.
that shit was burning my eyes i woke up my shit swollen and shit
That was burning my eyes i woke up swollen
there are much more simple ways for terrorists to fuck us if they really wanted .
there are much more simple ways for terrorists to get us if they really wanted .
uhh noo , you get your ass to bed i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol .
Just go to bed I ain't the one that who has bedtime
same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby
Same thing except getting ready for work as usual and making breakfast for the hubby.
who in their right mind would honestly think this orange pig would not lie under oath ?
who in their right mind would think this guy would not lie under oath?
if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it .
If people didn't buy it, they wouldn't be doing it.
i 'm tired of the british monarchy always getting all the fucking awards
I'm tired to see the british monarchy winning all the awards
i give very little of a fuck about supporting unpopular opinions .
I don’t support unpopular opinions
these drunk dunces have no idea in hell what cartoon quality is all about !
These people have no idea what cartoon quality is all about.
how the fuck do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ?
how do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ?
thats like shit they do in saudi arabia .
thats what they do in saudi arabia .
she 's okay , but i like her better in the second one when she kicks major ass .
she 's okay , but i like her better in the second one when where she is amazing .
youre definitely back on my really stupid list .
You are back on my bad book
get that ass up and get to work lol
get up and get to work lol
shit i wish i could be like you
I wish I could be like you