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lol i took no parts , but that shit was a trend up here back in the day .
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Lol I took no parts, but that was a trend up here back in the day.
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got damnn bitch can u just leave
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can u simply leave
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i wanna be in this shit
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i wanna be in this thing
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am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a pain in the ass sometimes
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am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a hard job sometimes
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lmao im taking my ass to bed .
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lmao im taking my body to bed.
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i find it , and you , disgusting .
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I am not in favour of your behaviour
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i 'd have on my ass along w
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I'd have on my back along
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ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it .
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Ehh one of those piles has flowers growing on it.
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it 's the fucking worst of the worst .
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it 's the worst of the worst .
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for fucks sake , we are pro abortion here dude .
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For god’s sake we are pro abortion here dude
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the clown prince of pennsylvania ave .
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The prince of pennsylvania ave
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i ant fuckin wid that twitter shit im bizzy getin money girl
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I have no time for twitter, I am busy chasing money.
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shit , tomorrow is friday , where has the week gone !
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tomorrow is friday , where has the week gone !
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lmaoo go to sleep bitch , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x
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go to sleep , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x
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his bitch ass wuld never do dhat .
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He wouldn't do that.
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move back to alabama you hick .
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You have to Move back to alabama
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i 'll never know how geoege pulled that shit off with the situations he was in .
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i'll never know how george managed to pull it off with the situations he was in.
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goin to some rooftop shit for drinks with cammie sis around 54 ish u wanna go ? it 's rsvp
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I'm going to a rooftop bar for drinks with Cammie. Do you wanna go? It's rsvp.
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hahaha that was so funny ! major lick ass alerttopstalker
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hahaha that was so funny ! major alert tops talker
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where the fuck do you think you are ?
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where do you think you are?
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homie i jus said she went the fuck in lol
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homie i jus said she went inside lol
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im glad you clowns love the little power trip you get .
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im glad you love the little power trip you get.
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but really folks , if you believe what saunders is writing , you are being played for fools .
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If you really believe what saunders is writing, then you are being played.
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if you want privacy its not fucking hard to have .
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If you want privacy, it's not hard to have.
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shit nashville is still in the league eh .
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Oh, Nashville is still in the league.
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why do they do this kind of crap .
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why do they do this bad things
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where you going ? and bored to fuck l
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Where you going? I am so bored.
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i just want to fucking hug someone and cry my fucking ass off .
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I just want to hug someone and cry my tears off
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as an israeli i can accept fatah but fuck hamas
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as an israeli i can accept fatah but not hamas
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its damn well time we find the courage to take on the firearms industry .
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its about time we find the courage to take on the firearms industry.
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i don 't understand this shit
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I don’t understand this thing.
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take the fucking pic nigga ! damn !
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Please take a picture.
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fuck you u seen everything humf !
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you seen everything humf!
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you never fail to live up to your lunatic left wing fringe billing .
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You never fail to live up to your billing.
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fuck what position you hold in government .
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what position you hold in government
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what the fuck is your problem anyway ?
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Anyway, what is your problem?
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ayy ! i fucking hate being a girl .
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ayy! i hate being a girl.
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i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ?
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i was definitely serious , what is this ?
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that is a load of crap and everyone knows it .
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That is nonsense and everyone knows it.
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problem is that much of our population consists of as many fucking retarded hypocrites like any other .
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problem is that much of our population consists of as many hypocrites like any other .
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& & he tweeting other females like heyy bae , or or < 71 just anyof that shit .
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& & he tweeting other females like heyy bae , or or < 71 just anyof that kind .
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true rt its funny some bitches dont eat meat but they suck dick heavy
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Accurately
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that 's because there was a shit ton of pork in it .
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that 's because there was a ton of pork in it .
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regular idiots get to be billionaires , build things .
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regular people get to be billionaires , build things .
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it is so goddamn messy here
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It is so messy here
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trump supporters are a basket of deplorables .
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Trump supporters are not good
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if ur bad bitch and a nigga ain 't saved u yet
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If ur bad and a guy ain't saved u yet
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that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds .
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that probably felt amazing for about 23 seconds .
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i just keep losing shit in the solar system anytime i try to just hit mun .
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I just keep losing in the solar system anytime i try to just hit mun .
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\ _ _ nah we all fucked up .
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We all performed poorly
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nah , hes a clueless buffoon .
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he is clueless
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you can 't get shit done without bribing someone .
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You can't get things done without bribing someone.
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it tastes like shit , but that 's why you only really drink it while eating .
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It tastes bad, but that’s why you only drink it while eating.
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youre one of the sexiest bitches i know
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You're one of the sexiest person I know
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we are not in a fucking hurry to find something that we can 't reach anytime soon .
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we are not in hurry to find something that we can't reach anytime soon.
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jesus h christ the internet is fucking dreadful .
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The internet is terrible.
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say what dawg ? link that shit up !
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What do you mean? Link it up.
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know good and well they want to show that ass
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know good and well they want to show that
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trump is a compulsive liar and malignant narcissist who serves only himself .
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trump is an unsuitable leader
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lol , you know that shit is funny
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Lol, you know that is funny.
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my alarm is quite willing to bite the shit out of someone .
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My alarm is really disturbing
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lol shut the fuck up .
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Please stop talking.
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! the fuck kind of explanation is that for something you want people to be aware of ?
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The kind of explanation is that for something you want people to be aware of.
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such a backwards ass group of people .
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such a backwards group of people .
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oh , please , not this stupidity again .
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Please not this again
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fuck ! * her clit pulsates beneath her fingers *
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her clit pulsates beneath her fingers *
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if a canadian pm went down the same path as britain or germany concerning immigration he would be crucified .
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if a canadian pm went down the same path as britain or germany concerning immigration he would be hanged
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i hate hearing about this shit where they prosecute minors as adults .
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I hate hearing about this where they prosecute minors as adults.
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for the record , that hp joke is shit because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
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for the record , that hp joke is bad because voldemort 's mum is dead , too
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we can work on it together i have a drinking problem anybody who knows me kiss ass mind yours
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We can work on it together, I have a drinking problem. Anybody who knows me, just mind your own.
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which is scary as fuck .
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which is so scary
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it will let you die .
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it will let you pass away
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at which point they reveal themselves as the simpering cowardly little manchildren they are .
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At which point they will admit that they are not strong enough
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you make that with impunity and you may get your ass beat now and then .
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You make that with impunity and you may get some consequences now and then.
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skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck .
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Skyrim sellswords are loyal
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one guy got out and shouted allah akbar to show his idiotic devotion the other sped away .
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one guy got out and shouted allah akbar to show his devotion the other sped away .
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what the fuck is his problem .
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what is his problem .
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it is beyond me how anyone can be supporting this fool .
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It's confusing how anyone can support this person
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what the fuck is the point behind this ?
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What is the point behind this
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rd , lor ass gon get beat right tf up " again
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You’re going to get yourself beat up again
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darn , isnt american just great again ?
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isn't american just great again ?
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youre right about one thing : the republicans have chosen the most worthless candidate .
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you're right about one thing: the republicans have chosen the most unacceptable candidate.
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fuck these commercials , play the music brian .
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These are not good commercials, play the music brian.
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we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily .
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We already have a lot of indians coming here daily.
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and i dont even know who the fuck are you .
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and i dont even know who are you.
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that shit was burning my eyes i woke up my shit swollen and shit
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That was burning my eyes i woke up swollen
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there are much more simple ways for terrorists to fuck us if they really wanted .
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there are much more simple ways for terrorists to get us if they really wanted .
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uhh noo , you get your ass to bed i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol .
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Just go to bed I ain't the one that who has bedtime
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same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby
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Same thing except getting ready for work as usual and making breakfast for the hubby.
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who in their right mind would honestly think this orange pig would not lie under oath ?
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who in their right mind would think this guy would not lie under oath?
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if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it .
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If people didn't buy it, they wouldn't be doing it.
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i 'm tired of the british monarchy always getting all the fucking awards
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I'm tired to see the british monarchy winning all the awards
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i give very little of a fuck about supporting unpopular opinions .
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I don’t support unpopular opinions
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these drunk dunces have no idea in hell what cartoon quality is all about !
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These people have no idea what cartoon quality is all about.
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how the fuck do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ?
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how do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ?
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thats like shit they do in saudi arabia .
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thats what they do in saudi arabia .
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she 's okay , but i like her better in the second one when she kicks major ass .
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she 's okay , but i like her better in the second one when where she is amazing .
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youre definitely back on my really stupid list .
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You are back on my bad book
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get that ass up and get to work lol
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get up and get to work lol
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shit i wish i could be like you
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I wish I could be like you
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