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lol i took no parts , but that shit was a trend up here back in the day . | Lol I took no parts, but that was a trend up here back in the day. |
got damnn bitch can u just leave | can u simply leave |
i wanna be in this shit | i wanna be in this thing |
am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a pain in the ass sometimes | am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a hard job sometimes |
lmao im taking my ass to bed . | lmao im taking my body to bed. |
i find it , and you , disgusting . | I am not in favour of your behaviour |
i 'd have on my ass along w | I'd have on my back along |
ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it . | Ehh one of those piles has flowers growing on it. |
it 's the fucking worst of the worst . | it 's the worst of the worst . |
for fucks sake , we are pro abortion here dude . | For god’s sake we are pro abortion here dude |
the clown prince of pennsylvania ave . | The prince of pennsylvania ave |
i ant fuckin wid that twitter shit im bizzy getin money girl | I have no time for twitter, I am busy chasing money. |
shit , tomorrow is friday , where has the week gone ! | tomorrow is friday , where has the week gone ! |
lmaoo go to sleep bitch , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x | go to sleep , or stay awake till four and lift weights again x |
his bitch ass wuld never do dhat . | He wouldn't do that. |
move back to alabama you hick . | You have to Move back to alabama |
i 'll never know how geoege pulled that shit off with the situations he was in . | i'll never know how george managed to pull it off with the situations he was in. |
goin to some rooftop shit for drinks with cammie sis around 54 ish u wanna go ? it 's rsvp | I'm going to a rooftop bar for drinks with Cammie. Do you wanna go? It's rsvp. |
hahaha that was so funny ! major lick ass alerttopstalker | hahaha that was so funny ! major alert tops talker |
where the fuck do you think you are ? | where do you think you are? |
homie i jus said she went the fuck in lol | homie i jus said she went inside lol |
im glad you clowns love the little power trip you get . | im glad you love the little power trip you get. |
but really folks , if you believe what saunders is writing , you are being played for fools . | If you really believe what saunders is writing, then you are being played. |
if you want privacy its not fucking hard to have . | If you want privacy, it's not hard to have. |
shit nashville is still in the league eh . | Oh, Nashville is still in the league. |
why do they do this kind of crap . | why do they do this bad things |
where you going ? and bored to fuck l | Where you going? I am so bored. |
i just want to fucking hug someone and cry my fucking ass off . | I just want to hug someone and cry my tears off |
as an israeli i can accept fatah but fuck hamas | as an israeli i can accept fatah but not hamas |
its damn well time we find the courage to take on the firearms industry . | its about time we find the courage to take on the firearms industry. |
i don 't understand this shit | I don’t understand this thing. |
take the fucking pic nigga ! damn ! | Please take a picture. |
fuck you u seen everything humf ! | you seen everything humf! |
you never fail to live up to your lunatic left wing fringe billing . | You never fail to live up to your billing. |
fuck what position you hold in government . | what position you hold in government |
what the fuck is your problem anyway ? | Anyway, what is your problem? |
ayy ! i fucking hate being a girl . | ayy! i hate being a girl. |
i was definitely serious , what the fuck is this ? | i was definitely serious , what is this ? |
that is a load of crap and everyone knows it . | That is nonsense and everyone knows it. |
problem is that much of our population consists of as many fucking retarded hypocrites like any other . | problem is that much of our population consists of as many hypocrites like any other . |
& & he tweeting other females like heyy bae , or or < 71 just anyof that shit . | & & he tweeting other females like heyy bae , or or < 71 just anyof that kind . |
true rt its funny some bitches dont eat meat but they suck dick heavy | Accurately |
that 's because there was a shit ton of pork in it . | that 's because there was a ton of pork in it . |
regular idiots get to be billionaires , build things . | regular people get to be billionaires , build things . |
it is so goddamn messy here | It is so messy here |
trump supporters are a basket of deplorables . | Trump supporters are not good |
if ur bad bitch and a nigga ain 't saved u yet | If ur bad and a guy ain't saved u yet |
that probably felt fucking amazing for about 23 seconds . | that probably felt amazing for about 23 seconds . |
i just keep losing shit in the solar system anytime i try to just hit mun . | I just keep losing in the solar system anytime i try to just hit mun . |
\ _ _ nah we all fucked up . | We all performed poorly |
nah , hes a clueless buffoon . | he is clueless |
you can 't get shit done without bribing someone . | You can't get things done without bribing someone. |
it tastes like shit , but that 's why you only really drink it while eating . | It tastes bad, but that’s why you only drink it while eating. |
youre one of the sexiest bitches i know | You're one of the sexiest person I know |
we are not in a fucking hurry to find something that we can 't reach anytime soon . | we are not in hurry to find something that we can't reach anytime soon. |
jesus h christ the internet is fucking dreadful . | The internet is terrible. |
say what dawg ? link that shit up ! | What do you mean? Link it up. |
know good and well they want to show that ass | know good and well they want to show that |
trump is a compulsive liar and malignant narcissist who serves only himself . | trump is an unsuitable leader |
lol , you know that shit is funny | Lol, you know that is funny. |
my alarm is quite willing to bite the shit out of someone . | My alarm is really disturbing |
lol shut the fuck up . | Please stop talking. |
! the fuck kind of explanation is that for something you want people to be aware of ? | The kind of explanation is that for something you want people to be aware of. |
such a backwards ass group of people . | such a backwards group of people . |
oh , please , not this stupidity again . | Please not this again |
fuck ! * her clit pulsates beneath her fingers * | her clit pulsates beneath her fingers * |
if a canadian pm went down the same path as britain or germany concerning immigration he would be crucified . | if a canadian pm went down the same path as britain or germany concerning immigration he would be hanged |
i hate hearing about this shit where they prosecute minors as adults . | I hate hearing about this where they prosecute minors as adults. |
for the record , that hp joke is shit because voldemort 's mum is dead , too | for the record , that hp joke is bad because voldemort 's mum is dead , too |
we can work on it together i have a drinking problem anybody who knows me kiss ass mind yours | We can work on it together, I have a drinking problem. Anybody who knows me, just mind your own. |
which is scary as fuck . | which is so scary |
it will let you die . | it will let you pass away |
at which point they reveal themselves as the simpering cowardly little manchildren they are . | At which point they will admit that they are not strong enough |
you make that with impunity and you may get your ass beat now and then . | You make that with impunity and you may get some consequences now and then. |
skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck . | Skyrim sellswords are loyal |
one guy got out and shouted allah akbar to show his idiotic devotion the other sped away . | one guy got out and shouted allah akbar to show his devotion the other sped away . |
what the fuck is his problem . | what is his problem . |
it is beyond me how anyone can be supporting this fool . | It's confusing how anyone can support this person |
what the fuck is the point behind this ? | What is the point behind this |
rd , lor ass gon get beat right tf up " again | You’re going to get yourself beat up again |
darn , isnt american just great again ? | isn't american just great again ? |
youre right about one thing : the republicans have chosen the most worthless candidate . | you're right about one thing: the republicans have chosen the most unacceptable candidate. |
fuck these commercials , play the music brian . | These are not good commercials, play the music brian. |
we already got a fuck ton of indians coming here daily . | We already have a lot of indians coming here daily. |
and i dont even know who the fuck are you . | and i dont even know who are you. |
that shit was burning my eyes i woke up my shit swollen and shit | That was burning my eyes i woke up swollen |
there are much more simple ways for terrorists to fuck us if they really wanted . | there are much more simple ways for terrorists to get us if they really wanted . |
uhh noo , you get your ass to bed i ain 't the one who has a bedtime lol . | Just go to bed I ain't the one that who has bedtime |
same shit except getn rdy for wrk as usual & making breakfast for the hubby | Same thing except getting ready for work as usual and making breakfast for the hubby. |
who in their right mind would honestly think this orange pig would not lie under oath ? | who in their right mind would think this guy would not lie under oath? |
if people didn 't buy this shit they wouldn 't be doing it . | If people didn't buy it, they wouldn't be doing it. |
i 'm tired of the british monarchy always getting all the fucking awards | I'm tired to see the british monarchy winning all the awards |
i give very little of a fuck about supporting unpopular opinions . | I don’t support unpopular opinions |
these drunk dunces have no idea in hell what cartoon quality is all about ! | These people have no idea what cartoon quality is all about. |
how the fuck do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ? | how do people with " regular " incomes afford to live up there ? |
thats like shit they do in saudi arabia . | thats what they do in saudi arabia . |
she 's okay , but i like her better in the second one when she kicks major ass . | she 's okay , but i like her better in the second one when where she is amazing . |
youre definitely back on my really stupid list . | You are back on my bad book |
get that ass up and get to work lol | get up and get to work lol |
shit i wish i could be like you | I wish I could be like you |
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