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i really dont like that chicha boy ! ! fuck
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I really dont like that chicha boy !
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holy shit , i 'd be all about that .
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Oh my god, I'd be all about that.
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you know i fuck with the goldengirls lmfao
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I know the golden girls very well.
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damn near i just heard that old drug sounds tape and that shit feel harder than his new shit
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i just heard that old sound tape and its feels harder than the new one
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unreal the imbeciles are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care .
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Some people are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care.
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they 've simply cried wolf too many times , and now it 's biting them in the ass .
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They've simpe cried wolf too many times, and now karma's coming for them.
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though they did throw a lot of shit at him and some of it looked kinda big o
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though they did throw a lot of thing at him and some of it looked kinda big o
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would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ?
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would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad ?
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how the fuck you gonna link to the dailymail ?
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how are you going to link to the dailymail ?
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honestly catcalling really sounds stupid .
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It's not wise to catcall frankly.
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god damnit , fucking ipad autocorrected that
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Sorry apad autocorrected that
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oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ?
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oh man why are you so cruel
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trumps hundreds of documented lies rather stupid .
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Trump has hundreds of documented lies
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make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious as fuck .
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make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious
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all my data are already visible to the government , so fuck it , why not ?
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all my data are already visible to government so why not
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stop playing good cop bad cop with your fucking retarded dahn hack forestgarden .
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Stop playing good cop bad cop with your forestgarden
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i bet u don 't be talkin bout shit on tumblr lol
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I bet you dont be talking about anything on tumblr
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i 'm on my " let - shit - go " campaign
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i 'm on my " let - things - go " campaign
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that shit is not ok .
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this is not okay
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i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol
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I was scared but my test must have came out good because i still got my job.
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man we don 't have that shit in england sadly .
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man we don't have that in England.
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ho ho , you fucking twats really do make me laugh .
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Ha ha, you make me laugh.
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i fucking hate you , ecto .
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I dont like you
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we arent even on the same fucking continent .
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We aren’t even on the same continent
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also , hawaii has fucking ski resorts
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also , hawaii has ski resorts
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where his lil ass at anyway ?
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Where is he?
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might even ask you to bring my pinnie down for this shit
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might even ask you to bring me down
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dozens ? are you fucking kidding me ?
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Dozens? Is this for real?
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lmao no one is gonna fuck on you hahahahahahhaha
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I don't think anyone is going to bother you.
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i remember seeing you whoop ass at cagefest
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i remember seeing you at cagefest
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it is easy to spot those racist idiots .
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it is easy to spot those racist.
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the old stuff is getting old , time for some new shit ! congrats btw !
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old things get old, it's time for new things! congratulations btw
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i find clough to often be a disrespectful jerk .
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I find clough to often be a disrespectful .
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holy shit , how have we not heard about this ?
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Oh my God, how have we not heard about this ?
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how in the fuck do you know what degree people got ?
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How in the world do you know what degree people got?
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what the fuck happened to the anti trust department ?
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What happened to the anti trust department?
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just stop acting like you know shit about my life .
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just stop acting like you know about my life .
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wow , thats the most pathetic attempt at deflection ive seen to date .
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wow , thats the most attempt at deflection ive seen to date .
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i don 't treat u like shit
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i don't treat you badly.
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itssadwhen you got whiskey dick actually that 's a epicfail
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Its sad when you got whiskey actually that's a epicfall
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really , any bandwidth intensive startup is fucked .
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really , any bandwidth intensive startup is destroyed.
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look how your typing smh your " 19 " learn how to fuckin type and spell
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You are 19 years old and so you really should learn how to properly type and spell.
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dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post .
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now i have to actually read this bad thing to post
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all your lines are fucked up boo .
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All your lines are messed up boo
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but now that shit is illegal
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but now that thing is illegal
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no compromise on the left either ya fucking tool
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no compromise on the left either ya tool
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either you are blind or stupid
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You are wrong
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fire their asses with just cause with no payouts and no pensions !
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Fire them with just cause with no payouts and no pensions!
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i need to get my sweaty ass in the shower
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i need to get in the shower
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someone should tell this jackass that loose lips sink ships .
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Someone should tell him that loose lips sinks ships
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obama is basically saving their ass by being unpopular too , basically by being republican .
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Obama is basically saving them by being unpopular too, basically by being republican.
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you just make shit up as you go along , don 't you ?
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You just make up as you go along , don 't you?
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what the fuck did you think would happen ?
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what do you think would happen?
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really , what a stupid reply .
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Reply is not right
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unless there 's a shit storm when k gets back from dropping off the kid
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unless there 's a storm when k gets back from dropping off the kid
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now we 've both said crazy shit ! i love the internet .
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Now we've both said crazy thing! I love the internet.
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fuck , i just looked up pictures of scarification
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I just looked up pictures of sacrification.
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it 's such a fucked up situation .
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It's such a bad situation
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and now wesuffer since trump is a dotard with delusions that he is some kind of diety .
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and now we suffer since trump is with some kind of diety
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what the fuck is happening there .
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what is happening there .
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black on black crime is the worst , yet the left and the media wont admit to that .
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black on black crime is the worst , yet the left and the media wont admit to that.
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lol are you fucking kidding me .
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lol are you kidding me .
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" why wont the fucking door open ? ! "
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Why the door is jammed ?
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upgrading stopped the error but now my battery life is shit
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upgrading stopped the error but now my battery life is low
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where 's my fuckin wallet ? ! ? ! ? ! ? lol
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Where is my wallet?
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who the fuck gave the metaphor a jetski ?
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who gave the metaphor a jetski?
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yeahh but i never have time to download shit , just sometimes .
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yeahh but i never have time to download , just sometimes .
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my other grandfather was an unpleasant bastard .
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My other grandfather was an unpleasant old man.
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how the fuck can you over dramatize this
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How on earth can you over dramatise this
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why is the uk always making up new weird and pointless laws all the fucking time ?
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why is the uk always making up new weird and pointless laws all the time ?
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i couldn 't get n tht fuckin library
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I couldn't get in that library.
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they don 't take shit from anybody .
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They don't tolerate nonsense from anybody.
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just give it some time before you make stupid comments about how we are not paying all the bills .
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just give it some time before you make comments about how we are not paying all the bills .
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you can find thousands of videos about ufos and shit that people believe .
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You can find thousands of videos about UFOs and people believe that
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anybody who claims jbs is antisemitic is a shameless liar or an absolute fool .
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anybody who claims jbs is antisemitic is a liar.
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recently i 've said fuck it and just keep walking until one of them moves .
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recently i've said i don't care and just keep walking until one of them moves
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and you need to pull your head out of your butt .
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Pay attention to your work .
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a pussy quite a compelling argument , mr
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Quite a compelling argument , mr.
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really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o
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really ? cus i 'm a beast on that game o
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cause , i say damn , & fuck some times pp
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cause , i say damn , & terrible some times pp
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get this negro off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol
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get this person off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol
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nothing at all just bored shit to do ! ! ! !
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nothing at all just bored to do !!!
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" oh , you can 't afford shit ?
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"Oh , you can 't afford anything ?
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i feel so fucking bad for the palestinians .
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I feel so bad for Palestinians.
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waka entertains the fuck outta me
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waka is so entertaining
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yeah , google doesn 't give a fuck except that it 's come out .
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yeah , google doesn 't care except that it 's come out .
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klinton lost because she is a major bitch and joe average figured that out quickly .
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Klinton misplaced due to the fact that she is bad and joe common figured that out quickly .
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ugh ! fuck that ! i didn 't see it !
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I didn 't see it !
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yes i messed that ! but shit it really doesnt matter huh .
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Yes I messed but doesn't matter
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so fucking cold ! my school had ' em and 95 % were broken .
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so cold! my school had them and 95% were broken
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kick the silly sword off the commission .
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Kick the sword off the commission.
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he needs to resight that sucker to shoot higher .
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He needs to resight him to shoot higher.
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sure bitch , see you later
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sure, see you later.
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or people who don 't want to get fucking ebola
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or people who don't want to get ebola
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hmpphh ! good shit kid , well played
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good kid , well played
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well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone
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Well i might be going to this wizard movie alone
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congratulations hawaii , you offcially have the most moronic legislators in the country .
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congratulations Hawaii you have the most naive legislators in the country
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casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary as fuck .
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casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary.
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don 't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out .
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don 't let the door hit you on the way out .
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cause he does x he like yell at me and shit ! freaakin hate him
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I don't like him because he yells at me
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