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i really dont like that chicha boy ! ! fuck | I really dont like that chicha boy ! |
holy shit , i 'd be all about that . | Oh my god, I'd be all about that. |
you know i fuck with the goldengirls lmfao | I know the golden girls very well. |
damn near i just heard that old drug sounds tape and that shit feel harder than his new shit | i just heard that old sound tape and its feels harder than the new one |
unreal the imbeciles are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care . | Some people are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care. |
they 've simply cried wolf too many times , and now it 's biting them in the ass . | They've simpe cried wolf too many times, and now karma's coming for them. |
though they did throw a lot of shit at him and some of it looked kinda big o | though they did throw a lot of thing at him and some of it looked kinda big o |
would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ? | would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad ? |
how the fuck you gonna link to the dailymail ? | how are you going to link to the dailymail ? |
honestly catcalling really sounds stupid . | It's not wise to catcall frankly. |
god damnit , fucking ipad autocorrected that | Sorry apad autocorrected that |
oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ? | oh man why are you so cruel |
trumps hundreds of documented lies rather stupid . | Trump has hundreds of documented lies |
make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious as fuck . | make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious |
all my data are already visible to the government , so fuck it , why not ? | all my data are already visible to government so why not |
stop playing good cop bad cop with your fucking retarded dahn hack forestgarden . | Stop playing good cop bad cop with your forestgarden |
i bet u don 't be talkin bout shit on tumblr lol | I bet you dont be talking about anything on tumblr |
i 'm on my " let - shit - go " campaign | i 'm on my " let - things - go " campaign |
that shit is not ok . | this is not okay |
i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol | I was scared but my test must have came out good because i still got my job. |
man we don 't have that shit in england sadly . | man we don't have that in England. |
ho ho , you fucking twats really do make me laugh . | Ha ha, you make me laugh. |
i fucking hate you , ecto . | I dont like you |
we arent even on the same fucking continent . | We aren’t even on the same continent |
also , hawaii has fucking ski resorts | also , hawaii has ski resorts |
where his lil ass at anyway ? | Where is he? |
might even ask you to bring my pinnie down for this shit | might even ask you to bring me down |
dozens ? are you fucking kidding me ? | Dozens? Is this for real? |
lmao no one is gonna fuck on you hahahahahahhaha | I don't think anyone is going to bother you. |
i remember seeing you whoop ass at cagefest | i remember seeing you at cagefest |
it is easy to spot those racist idiots . | it is easy to spot those racist. |
the old stuff is getting old , time for some new shit ! congrats btw ! | old things get old, it's time for new things! congratulations btw |
i find clough to often be a disrespectful jerk . | I find clough to often be a disrespectful . |
holy shit , how have we not heard about this ? | Oh my God, how have we not heard about this ? |
how in the fuck do you know what degree people got ? | How in the world do you know what degree people got? |
what the fuck happened to the anti trust department ? | What happened to the anti trust department? |
just stop acting like you know shit about my life . | just stop acting like you know about my life . |
wow , thats the most pathetic attempt at deflection ive seen to date . | wow , thats the most attempt at deflection ive seen to date . |
i don 't treat u like shit | i don't treat you badly. |
itssadwhen you got whiskey dick actually that 's a epicfail | Its sad when you got whiskey actually that's a epicfall |
really , any bandwidth intensive startup is fucked . | really , any bandwidth intensive startup is destroyed. |
look how your typing smh your " 19 " learn how to fuckin type and spell | You are 19 years old and so you really should learn how to properly type and spell. |
dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post . | now i have to actually read this bad thing to post |
all your lines are fucked up boo . | All your lines are messed up boo |
but now that shit is illegal | but now that thing is illegal |
no compromise on the left either ya fucking tool | no compromise on the left either ya tool |
either you are blind or stupid | You are wrong |
fire their asses with just cause with no payouts and no pensions ! | Fire them with just cause with no payouts and no pensions! |
i need to get my sweaty ass in the shower | i need to get in the shower |
someone should tell this jackass that loose lips sink ships . | Someone should tell him that loose lips sinks ships |
obama is basically saving their ass by being unpopular too , basically by being republican . | Obama is basically saving them by being unpopular too, basically by being republican. |
you just make shit up as you go along , don 't you ? | You just make up as you go along , don 't you? |
what the fuck did you think would happen ? | what do you think would happen? |
really , what a stupid reply . | Reply is not right |
unless there 's a shit storm when k gets back from dropping off the kid | unless there 's a storm when k gets back from dropping off the kid |
now we 've both said crazy shit ! i love the internet . | Now we've both said crazy thing! I love the internet. |
fuck , i just looked up pictures of scarification | I just looked up pictures of sacrification. |
it 's such a fucked up situation . | It's such a bad situation |
and now wesuffer since trump is a dotard with delusions that he is some kind of diety . | and now we suffer since trump is with some kind of diety |
what the fuck is happening there . | what is happening there . |
black on black crime is the worst , yet the left and the media wont admit to that . | black on black crime is the worst , yet the left and the media wont admit to that. |
lol are you fucking kidding me . | lol are you kidding me . |
" why wont the fucking door open ? ! " | Why the door is jammed ? |
upgrading stopped the error but now my battery life is shit | upgrading stopped the error but now my battery life is low |
where 's my fuckin wallet ? ! ? ! ? ! ? lol | Where is my wallet? |
who the fuck gave the metaphor a jetski ? | who gave the metaphor a jetski? |
yeahh but i never have time to download shit , just sometimes . | yeahh but i never have time to download , just sometimes . |
my other grandfather was an unpleasant bastard . | My other grandfather was an unpleasant old man. |
how the fuck can you over dramatize this | How on earth can you over dramatise this |
why is the uk always making up new weird and pointless laws all the fucking time ? | why is the uk always making up new weird and pointless laws all the time ? |
i couldn 't get n tht fuckin library | I couldn't get in that library. |
they don 't take shit from anybody . | They don't tolerate nonsense from anybody. |
just give it some time before you make stupid comments about how we are not paying all the bills . | just give it some time before you make comments about how we are not paying all the bills . |
you can find thousands of videos about ufos and shit that people believe . | You can find thousands of videos about UFOs and people believe that |
anybody who claims jbs is antisemitic is a shameless liar or an absolute fool . | anybody who claims jbs is antisemitic is a liar. |
recently i 've said fuck it and just keep walking until one of them moves . | recently i've said i don't care and just keep walking until one of them moves |
and you need to pull your head out of your butt . | Pay attention to your work . |
a pussy quite a compelling argument , mr | Quite a compelling argument , mr. |
really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o | really ? cus i 'm a beast on that game o |
cause , i say damn , & fuck some times pp | cause , i say damn , & terrible some times pp |
get this negro off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol | get this person off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol |
nothing at all just bored shit to do ! ! ! ! | nothing at all just bored to do !!! |
" oh , you can 't afford shit ? | "Oh , you can 't afford anything ? |
i feel so fucking bad for the palestinians . | I feel so bad for Palestinians. |
waka entertains the fuck outta me | waka is so entertaining |
yeah , google doesn 't give a fuck except that it 's come out . | yeah , google doesn 't care except that it 's come out . |
klinton lost because she is a major bitch and joe average figured that out quickly . | Klinton misplaced due to the fact that she is bad and joe common figured that out quickly . |
ugh ! fuck that ! i didn 't see it ! | I didn 't see it ! |
yes i messed that ! but shit it really doesnt matter huh . | Yes I messed but doesn't matter |
so fucking cold ! my school had ' em and 95 % were broken . | so cold! my school had them and 95% were broken |
kick the silly sword off the commission . | Kick the sword off the commission. |
he needs to resight that sucker to shoot higher . | He needs to resight him to shoot higher. |
sure bitch , see you later | sure, see you later. |
or people who don 't want to get fucking ebola | or people who don't want to get ebola |
hmpphh ! good shit kid , well played | good kid , well played |
well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone | Well i might be going to this wizard movie alone |
congratulations hawaii , you offcially have the most moronic legislators in the country . | congratulations Hawaii you have the most naive legislators in the country |
casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary as fuck . | casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary. |
don 't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out . | don 't let the door hit you on the way out . |
cause he does x he like yell at me and shit ! freaakin hate him | I don't like him because he yells at me |
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