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i really dont like that chicha boy ! ! fuck
I really dont like that chicha boy !
holy shit , i 'd be all about that .
Oh my god, I'd be all about that.
you know i fuck with the goldengirls lmfao
I know the golden girls very well.
damn near i just heard that old drug sounds tape and that shit feel harder than his new shit
i just heard that old sound tape and its feels harder than the new one
unreal the imbeciles are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care .
Some people are more concerned about the wall that mexico is supposed to pay for than health care.
they 've simply cried wolf too many times , and now it 's biting them in the ass .
They've simpe cried wolf too many times, and now karma's coming for them.
though they did throw a lot of shit at him and some of it looked kinda big o
though they did throw a lot of thing at him and some of it looked kinda big o
would you eat a meal that was 55 % shit ?
would you eat a meal that was 55 % bad ?
how the fuck you gonna link to the dailymail ?
how are you going to link to the dailymail ?
honestly catcalling really sounds stupid .
It's not wise to catcall frankly.
god damnit , fucking ipad autocorrected that
Sorry apad autocorrected that
oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ?
oh man why are you so cruel
trumps hundreds of documented lies rather stupid .
Trump has hundreds of documented lies
make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious as fuck .
make sure to toast 9 - 9 slices because it 's delicious
all my data are already visible to the government , so fuck it , why not ?
all my data are already visible to government so why not
stop playing good cop bad cop with your fucking retarded dahn hack forestgarden .
Stop playing good cop bad cop with your forestgarden
i bet u don 't be talkin bout shit on tumblr lol
I bet you dont be talking about anything on tumblr
i 'm on my " let - shit - go " campaign
i 'm on my " let - things - go " campaign
that shit is not ok .
this is not okay
i was scared as shit but my test must have came out good because i still got my job lol
I was scared but my test must have came out good because i still got my job.
man we don 't have that shit in england sadly .
man we don't have that in England.
ho ho , you fucking twats really do make me laugh .
Ha ha, you make me laugh.
i fucking hate you , ecto .
I dont like you
we arent even on the same fucking continent .
We aren’t even on the same continent
also , hawaii has fucking ski resorts
also , hawaii has ski resorts
where his lil ass at anyway ?
Where is he?
might even ask you to bring my pinnie down for this shit
might even ask you to bring me down
dozens ? are you fucking kidding me ?
Dozens? Is this for real?
lmao no one is gonna fuck on you hahahahahahhaha
I don't think anyone is going to bother you.
i remember seeing you whoop ass at cagefest
i remember seeing you at cagefest
it is easy to spot those racist idiots .
it is easy to spot those racist.
the old stuff is getting old , time for some new shit ! congrats btw !
old things get old, it's time for new things! congratulations btw
i find clough to often be a disrespectful jerk .
I find clough to often be a disrespectful .
holy shit , how have we not heard about this ?
Oh my God, how have we not heard about this ?
how in the fuck do you know what degree people got ?
How in the world do you know what degree people got?
what the fuck happened to the anti trust department ?
What happened to the anti trust department?
just stop acting like you know shit about my life .
just stop acting like you know about my life .
wow , thats the most pathetic attempt at deflection ive seen to date .
wow , thats the most attempt at deflection ive seen to date .
i don 't treat u like shit
i don't treat you badly.
itssadwhen you got whiskey dick actually that 's a epicfail
Its sad when you got whiskey actually that's a epicfall
really , any bandwidth intensive startup is fucked .
really , any bandwidth intensive startup is destroyed.
look how your typing smh your " 19 " learn how to fuckin type and spell
You are 19 years old and so you really should learn how to properly type and spell.
dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post .
now i have to actually read this bad thing to post
all your lines are fucked up boo .
All your lines are messed up boo
but now that shit is illegal
but now that thing is illegal
no compromise on the left either ya fucking tool
no compromise on the left either ya tool
either you are blind or stupid
You are wrong
fire their asses with just cause with no payouts and no pensions !
Fire them with just cause with no payouts and no pensions!
i need to get my sweaty ass in the shower
i need to get in the shower
someone should tell this jackass that loose lips sink ships .
Someone should tell him that loose lips sinks ships
obama is basically saving their ass by being unpopular too , basically by being republican .
Obama is basically saving them by being unpopular too, basically by being republican.
you just make shit up as you go along , don 't you ?
You just make up as you go along , don 't you?
what the fuck did you think would happen ?
what do you think would happen?
really , what a stupid reply .
Reply is not right
unless there 's a shit storm when k gets back from dropping off the kid
unless there 's a storm when k gets back from dropping off the kid
now we 've both said crazy shit ! i love the internet .
Now we've both said crazy thing! I love the internet.
fuck , i just looked up pictures of scarification
I just looked up pictures of sacrification.
it 's such a fucked up situation .
It's such a bad situation
and now wesuffer since trump is a dotard with delusions that he is some kind of diety .
and now we suffer since trump is with some kind of diety
what the fuck is happening there .
what is happening there .
black on black crime is the worst , yet the left and the media wont admit to that .
black on black crime is the worst , yet the left and the media wont admit to that.
lol are you fucking kidding me .
lol are you kidding me .
" why wont the fucking door open ? ! "
Why the door is jammed ?
upgrading stopped the error but now my battery life is shit
upgrading stopped the error but now my battery life is low
where 's my fuckin wallet ? ! ? ! ? ! ? lol
Where is my wallet?
who the fuck gave the metaphor a jetski ?
who gave the metaphor a jetski?
yeahh but i never have time to download shit , just sometimes .
yeahh but i never have time to download , just sometimes .
my other grandfather was an unpleasant bastard .
My other grandfather was an unpleasant old man.
how the fuck can you over dramatize this
How on earth can you over dramatise this
why is the uk always making up new weird and pointless laws all the fucking time ?
why is the uk always making up new weird and pointless laws all the time ?
i couldn 't get n tht fuckin library
I couldn't get in that library.
they don 't take shit from anybody .
They don't tolerate nonsense from anybody.
just give it some time before you make stupid comments about how we are not paying all the bills .
just give it some time before you make comments about how we are not paying all the bills .
you can find thousands of videos about ufos and shit that people believe .
You can find thousands of videos about UFOs and people believe that
anybody who claims jbs is antisemitic is a shameless liar or an absolute fool .
anybody who claims jbs is antisemitic is a liar.
recently i 've said fuck it and just keep walking until one of them moves .
recently i've said i don't care and just keep walking until one of them moves
and you need to pull your head out of your butt .
Pay attention to your work .
a pussy quite a compelling argument , mr
Quite a compelling argument , mr.
really ? cus i 'm a fucking beast on that game o
really ? cus i 'm a beast on that game o
cause , i say damn , & fuck some times pp
cause , i say damn , & terrible some times pp
get this negro off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol
get this person off the top of my fb feed - _ - lol
nothing at all just bored shit to do ! ! ! !
nothing at all just bored to do !!!
" oh , you can 't afford shit ?
"Oh , you can 't afford anything ?
i feel so fucking bad for the palestinians .
I feel so bad for Palestinians.
waka entertains the fuck outta me
waka is so entertaining
yeah , google doesn 't give a fuck except that it 's come out .
yeah , google doesn 't care except that it 's come out .
klinton lost because she is a major bitch and joe average figured that out quickly .
Klinton misplaced due to the fact that she is bad and joe common figured that out quickly .
ugh ! fuck that ! i didn 't see it !
I didn 't see it !
yes i messed that ! but shit it really doesnt matter huh .
Yes I messed but doesn't matter
so fucking cold ! my school had ' em and 95 % were broken .
so cold! my school had them and 95% were broken
kick the silly sword off the commission .
Kick the sword off the commission.
he needs to resight that sucker to shoot higher .
He needs to resight him to shoot higher.
sure bitch , see you later
sure, see you later.
or people who don 't want to get fucking ebola
or people who don't want to get ebola
hmpphh ! good shit kid , well played
good kid , well played
well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone
Well i might be going to this wizard movie alone
congratulations hawaii , you offcially have the most moronic legislators in the country .
congratulations Hawaii you have the most naive legislators in the country
casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary as fuck .
casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary.
don 't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out .
don 't let the door hit you on the way out .
cause he does x he like yell at me and shit ! freaakin hate him
I don't like him because he yells at me