bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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mental midgets think that the chain saw is the only answer to forest health .	people think that the chainsaw is the only answer to forest health
actually , nah i better not see ya ass like that .	Actually I better not see you like that.
shit crazy out here e , lol yo im just tring to b me .	crazy out here, lol i'm just trying to be myself.
and considering how most of them are huge pieces of shit , that 's saying a lot .	Considering how most of them are irresponsibles, that's saying a lot
we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this shit .	we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this .
i think any one of any party who hides from their constituents is a complete coward and a disgrace .	i think any one of any party who hides from their constituents is a complete chicken and a disgrace
actually , obama got a lot of shit done with these guys around .	Actually, Obama accomplished a lot with these people.
do some damn research man .	Do research
we were looking for a thuggish black man .	we were looking for a black man .
it 's just their economy 's fucked , so they haven 't any ' good ' inflation .	it 's just their economy 's down , so they haven 't any ' good ' inflation .
the truth is you don 't know shit , you just know what you see on tv .	The truth is you don't know, you just know what you see on tv
things are really fucked up now .	things are really bad now .
a whiny little bitch is barking at a bear just awakened from hibernation .	Due to the barking at bear, it just awakened from hibernation.
don 't really want to fill all my info in and get fucked .	Don't really want to fill all my info in and get disappointed
well if the right got their shit together and had decent candidates it wouldn 't be an issue .	well if the right got their things together and had decent candidates it wouldn't be an issue
fuck everything , i 'm moving to antarctica .	leave everything , i 'm moving to antarctica .
rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated bitches of all time .	rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated people of all time .
lighten the fuck up stabby .	Take it easy dude.
you eva go night night nigga ? !	you eva go night night?
* shit ! fuck , you can 't do that mark !	You cant do that mark
yet we oppose automated cars so much because we think we 're shit .	yet we oppose automated cars so much because we think we 're not good.
then after watching a few , i really started to realize how fucking * weird * that shit is .	then after watching a few , i really started to realize how * weird * that is .
us and russia are having a dick measuring contest at the worlds expense	us and russia are having a measuring contest at the worlds expense
majority of world wouldn 't do this kind of shit .	Majority of world wouldn't do this kind of a thing
fuck it let them keep taking it all from our troops til they have nothing .	Let them keep taking it all from our troops till they have nothing.
can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over .	Can someone explain to these jurors that the days of free money are over.
when you start talking about muslim fascists , maybe ten we can talk about your concerns .	when you start talking about muslim, maybe ten we can talk about your concerns
i am still kind of bitter about that shit .	i am still feeling down for that thing.
if no one is able to do shit in this world , fuck them all then .	if no one is able to do good in this world , ignore them all then
where the fuck is my mmamonday mention ? nolove	where is my mmamonday mention?
the fuck how 'd you get blood on your shirt haha	How’d you get blood on your shirt
this is the worst fucking thing .	this is the worst thing .
and i was not fucking cooking loo	And i was not cooking
most of reddit doesn 't give a fuck unfortunately .	most of reddit doesn 't care unfortunately
if you had one fucking ounce of integrity , you would compare the very original article with my contributions .	If you have once integrity; you would compare the origin with my articles.
he 's a jesuit , those guys don 't fuck around about the poor and their mission .	Those guys don't play around with the poor and their mission
yo ma cuzzin hid the fuck out the keys yo	My cousin hid the keys out.
my messages aint sending on bbm ! fucking stressed maynnnn - _ _ - aha hope your okay anyway x	my messages aint sending on bbm ! I Am stressed maynnnn - _ _ - aha hope your okay anyway x
who the fuck are you to invalidate someone 's identity ?	Who are you to invalidate someone's identity?
and no one wants to fuck with china .	And no one wants to mess with china.
two days ago i saw a stupid driver driving backwards on a half block .	Two days ago, I saw a driver driving backwards on a half block.
can these people , please , for the love of fucks sake , stop eating bushmeat .	can these people , please ,stop eating bushmeat .
it 's time we go in again and clean some shit off .	it 's time we go in again and clean
now bitch you know that 's a damn lie	You know that a lie
fuck yea go the doggies !	yeah go the doggies !
a crusade against fucking money saving lightbulbs no less	A crusade against money saving lightbulbs no less.
* because we won * is a shit justification .	Because we won is a bad justification
i wish this shit would happen to me .	i wish this would happen to me
where yo ass drivin to	Where are you driving to
if those numbers are true that is fucking scary .	if those numbers are true that is scary .
our entire reputation would go to shit	We have serious issue about our reputation
depends is a reg of hers ? or is he randomly telling her to do shit	depends is a reg of hers ? or is he randomly telling her to do that
canada would be very glad to be mexicos soul mate if mexico would stop being such a mess .	Canada would be very glad to be Mexicos soul mate if Mexico would improve
lmfaooo i like that shit though hahahahah	I like that though.
you actually made the puerto ricans , cubans and mexicans agree on something trump is full of shit .	you actually made the puerto ricans, cubans and mexicians agree on something trump is not a good thing
you 've gotta wonder who he pissed off recently to have all this shit 'leak'	You've got to wonder who he upset recently to have all this 'leak'
i think this cop already feels like shit .	i think this cop already feels like uneasy .
what an asinine proposition , coming from someone i was not even talking to .	what a proposition , coming from someone i was not even talking to .
i can 't understand how the fuck that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat .	i can 't understand how that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat .
where the fuck is the next gob iron album ?	where is the next gob iron album?
how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?	How can a college kod afford a $350 belt?
are you nuts ? well , my girl doesn 't like it , and i respect that	are you mad? well , my girl donesn't like it , and I respect that
until she started being a bitch	until she started being arrogant
the uk is too scared to do shit .	The uk is too scared to do anything.
hahahah seriously i only answered like 54 questions & its only 54 lines , so fucking over analysing sources	hahahah seriously i only answered like 54 questions & its only 54 lines , so over analysing sources
it is quite pathetic to listen to .	it is not good to listen to.
what the fuck else are they busy doing ?	What else are they busy doing?
i hate nosy tsa , security people , and obnoxious cops .	i hate nosy tsa , security people , and bad cops .
sounds like johnson is full of shit .	sounds like jonhson is lying.
who could have known that one little letter would turn me into an ass man for life .	who could have known that one little letter would turn me into a man for life .
they 're doing some site maintenance shit & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly .	they 're doing some site maintenance & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly .
shit , i forgot this is about elephants .	i forgot this is about elephants
did you beat someones ass today ? lol	Did you beat someone?
" y 'all need to get da fuck out " - jesus	You need to leave this place.
bitch you couldn 't stop me imhollin hip ass	Dear you can't stop me.
nice number you pulled directly from your ass .	nice number you pulled directly from your behind .
fuck tryouts we already made the team haha	down with tryouts we already made the team
what the fuck did you just say to me ?	What did you tell me?
the irs can 't find their own fucking emails .	The irs can't find their own emails
i 'm not okay , i 'm not okay , im not oh - fucking kay .	i 'm not okay , i 'm not okay
it 's like , why the fuck do you think they are doing it ?	it 's like , why do you think they are doing it ?
bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever fucking happened to you .	bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever happened to you .
i 'm asking because i really want to know about this , not because i 'm being an ass .	i 'm asking because i really want to know about this , not because i 'm being a bad guy
well fuck me for being grateful then right ?	You should cherish my gratefulness.
why the fuck do people from real countries keep going to these arab shit holes ? seriously .	Why do people from real countries keep going to arab? Seriously
he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , the fuck was he thinking ?	he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , what was he thinking ?
id say by a loser , but that wouldnt be civil .	I’d say by a defeated person, but that wouldn’t be civil.
can 't say the same for floptina whack drunk ass .	Cant say the same for floptina
this is ridiculous and looks terrible if true .	It's ridiculously terrible if true.
why do you give a fuck ?	why do u care?
lots of women also like porn too .	lots of women also like to watch sexual content too.
hes a jerk and a weasel .	He is not a good man
has that shit head from turkey had anything to say about this yet ?	has that person from turkey had anything to say about this yet?
plenty of holocaust deniers actually believe the crazy shit they say .	Plenty of holocaust deniers believe what they say
shit is innovative and next level	It is innovative and of next level.
if you don 't need my money then tell the irs to fuck off , ok ?	If you don't need my money, tell irs to get out, okay?
that shit was fixed that quick or was it bullshit meant to deceive as other agendas were pursued ?	that was fixed that quick or was it meant to deceive as other agendas were pursued ?
fucking gold worthy comment right here .	A very good comment right here.
they certainly didn 't do shit when india invaded portuguese goa .	They certainly didn't do anything when India invaded Portuguese goa.
he wants to be a dick , i 'll have to turn dick right bac	He's been doing so wrong. I have to make it right back.

mental midgets think that the chain saw is the only answer to forest health .

people think that the chainsaw is the only answer to forest health

actually , nah i better not see ya ass like that .

Actually I better not see you like that.

shit crazy out here e , lol yo im just tring to b me .

crazy out here, lol i'm just trying to be myself.

and considering how most of them are huge pieces of shit , that 's saying a lot .

Considering how most of them are irresponsibles, that's saying a lot

we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this shit .

we try to be informed and inform , anger , first , is the source of all this .

i think any one of any party who hides from their constituents is a complete coward and a disgrace .

i think any one of any party who hides from their constituents is a complete chicken and a disgrace

actually , obama got a lot of shit done with these guys around .

Actually, Obama accomplished a lot with these people.

do some damn research man .

Do research

we were looking for a thuggish black man .

we were looking for a black man .

it 's just their economy 's fucked , so they haven 't any ' good ' inflation .

it 's just their economy 's down , so they haven 't any ' good ' inflation .

the truth is you don 't know shit , you just know what you see on tv .

The truth is you don't know, you just know what you see on tv

things are really fucked up now .

things are really bad now .

a whiny little bitch is barking at a bear just awakened from hibernation .

Due to the barking at bear, it just awakened from hibernation.

don 't really want to fill all my info in and get fucked .

Don't really want to fill all my info in and get disappointed

well if the right got their shit together and had decent candidates it wouldn 't be an issue .

well if the right got their things together and had decent candidates it wouldn't be an issue

fuck everything , i 'm moving to antarctica .

leave everything , i 'm moving to antarctica .

rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated bitches of all time .

rt amber rose is easily one of the most overrated people of all time .

lighten the fuck up stabby .

Take it easy dude.

you eva go night night nigga ? !

you eva go night night?

* shit ! fuck , you can 't do that mark !

You cant do that mark

yet we oppose automated cars so much because we think we 're shit .

yet we oppose automated cars so much because we think we 're not good.

then after watching a few , i really started to realize how fucking * weird * that shit is .

then after watching a few , i really started to realize how * weird * that is .

us and russia are having a dick measuring contest at the worlds expense

us and russia are having a measuring contest at the worlds expense

majority of world wouldn 't do this kind of shit .

Majority of world wouldn't do this kind of a thing

fuck it let them keep taking it all from our troops til they have nothing .

Let them keep taking it all from our troops till they have nothing.

can someone explain to these idiot jurors that the days of free money are over .

Can someone explain to these jurors that the days of free money are over.

when you start talking about muslim fascists , maybe ten we can talk about your concerns .

when you start talking about muslim, maybe ten we can talk about your concerns

i am still kind of bitter about that shit .

i am still feeling down for that thing.

if no one is able to do shit in this world , fuck them all then .

if no one is able to do good in this world , ignore them all then

where the fuck is my mmamonday mention ? nolove

where is my mmamonday mention?

the fuck how 'd you get blood on your shirt haha

How’d you get blood on your shirt

this is the worst fucking thing .

this is the worst thing .

and i was not fucking cooking loo

And i was not cooking

most of reddit doesn 't give a fuck unfortunately .

most of reddit doesn 't care unfortunately

if you had one fucking ounce of integrity , you would compare the very original article with my contributions .

If you have once integrity; you would compare the origin with my articles.

he 's a jesuit , those guys don 't fuck around about the poor and their mission .

Those guys don't play around with the poor and their mission

yo ma cuzzin hid the fuck out the keys yo

My cousin hid the keys out.

my messages aint sending on bbm ! fucking stressed maynnnn - _ _ - aha hope your okay anyway x

my messages aint sending on bbm ! I Am stressed maynnnn - _ _ - aha hope your okay anyway x

who the fuck are you to invalidate someone 's identity ?

Who are you to invalidate someone's identity?

and no one wants to fuck with china .

And no one wants to mess with china.

two days ago i saw a stupid driver driving backwards on a half block .

Two days ago, I saw a driver driving backwards on a half block.

can these people , please , for the love of fucks sake , stop eating bushmeat .

can these people , please ,stop eating bushmeat .

it 's time we go in again and clean some shit off .

it 's time we go in again and clean

now bitch you know that 's a damn lie

You know that a lie

fuck yea go the doggies !

yeah go the doggies !

a crusade against fucking money saving lightbulbs no less

A crusade against money saving lightbulbs no less.

* because we won * is a shit justification .

Because we won is a bad justification

i wish this shit would happen to me .

i wish this would happen to me

where yo ass drivin to

Where are you driving to

if those numbers are true that is fucking scary .

if those numbers are true that is scary .

our entire reputation would go to shit

We have serious issue about our reputation

depends is a reg of hers ? or is he randomly telling her to do shit

depends is a reg of hers ? or is he randomly telling her to do that

canada would be very glad to be mexicos soul mate if mexico would stop being such a mess .

Canada would be very glad to be Mexicos soul mate if Mexico would improve

lmfaooo i like that shit though hahahahah

I like that though.

you actually made the puerto ricans , cubans and mexicans agree on something trump is full of shit .

you actually made the puerto ricans, cubans and mexicians agree on something trump is not a good thing

you 've gotta wonder who he pissed off recently to have all this shit 'leak'

You've got to wonder who he upset recently to have all this 'leak'

i think this cop already feels like shit .

i think this cop already feels like uneasy .

what an asinine proposition , coming from someone i was not even talking to .

what a proposition , coming from someone i was not even talking to .

i can 't understand how the fuck that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat .

i can 't understand how that happened with so many republicans backing the democrat .

where the fuck is the next gob iron album ?

where is the next gob iron album?

how the fuck can a college kid afford a $350 belt ?

How can a college kod afford a $350 belt?

are you nuts ? well , my girl doesn 't like it , and i respect that

are you mad? well , my girl donesn't like it , and I respect that

until she started being a bitch

until she started being arrogant

the uk is too scared to do shit .

The uk is too scared to do anything.

hahahah seriously i only answered like 54 questions & its only 54 lines , so fucking over analysing sources

hahahah seriously i only answered like 54 questions & its only 54 lines , so over analysing sources

it is quite pathetic to listen to .

it is not good to listen to.

what the fuck else are they busy doing ?

What else are they busy doing?

i hate nosy tsa , security people , and obnoxious cops .

i hate nosy tsa , security people , and bad cops .

sounds like johnson is full of shit .

sounds like jonhson is lying.

who could have known that one little letter would turn me into an ass man for life .

who could have known that one little letter would turn me into a man for life .

they 're doing some site maintenance shit & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly .

they 're doing some site maintenance & it 'll be back tomorrow supposedly .

shit , i forgot this is about elephants .

i forgot this is about elephants

did you beat someones ass today ? lol

Did you beat someone?

" y 'all need to get da fuck out " - jesus

You need to leave this place.

bitch you couldn 't stop me imhollin hip ass

Dear you can't stop me.

nice number you pulled directly from your ass .

nice number you pulled directly from your behind .

fuck tryouts we already made the team haha

down with tryouts we already made the team

what the fuck did you just say to me ?

What did you tell me?

the irs can 't find their own fucking emails .

The irs can't find their own emails

i 'm not okay , i 'm not okay , im not oh - fucking kay .

i 'm not okay , i 'm not okay

it 's like , why the fuck do you think they are doing it ?

it 's like , why do you think they are doing it ?

bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever fucking happened to you .

bound to happen when you run away from the best thing that ever happened to you .

i 'm asking because i really want to know about this , not because i 'm being an ass .

i 'm asking because i really want to know about this , not because i 'm being a bad guy

well fuck me for being grateful then right ?

You should cherish my gratefulness.

why the fuck do people from real countries keep going to these arab shit holes ? seriously .

Why do people from real countries keep going to arab? Seriously

he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , the fuck was he thinking ?

he was waving a metal sword around when there were police , what was he thinking ?

id say by a loser , but that wouldnt be civil .

I’d say by a defeated person, but that wouldn’t be civil.

can 't say the same for floptina whack drunk ass .

Cant say the same for floptina

this is ridiculous and looks terrible if true .

It's ridiculously terrible if true.

why do you give a fuck ?

why do u care?

lots of women also like porn too .

lots of women also like to watch sexual content too.

hes a jerk and a weasel .

He is not a good man

has that shit head from turkey had anything to say about this yet ?

has that person from turkey had anything to say about this yet?

plenty of holocaust deniers actually believe the crazy shit they say .

Plenty of holocaust deniers believe what they say

shit is innovative and next level

It is innovative and of next level.

if you don 't need my money then tell the irs to fuck off , ok ?

If you don't need my money, tell irs to get out, okay?

that shit was fixed that quick or was it bullshit meant to deceive as other agendas were pursued ?

that was fixed that quick or was it meant to deceive as other agendas were pursued ?

fucking gold worthy comment right here .

A very good comment right here.

they certainly didn 't do shit when india invaded portuguese goa .

They certainly didn't do anything when India invaded Portuguese goa.

he wants to be a dick , i 'll have to turn dick right bac

He's been doing so wrong. I have to make it right back.