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jam and preserves have all that extra shit in them .
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jam and preserves have all that extra in them.
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it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music
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It was in 17 years old he need get back to making music
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what a chicken crap excuse for a reason .
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What a lame excuse for a reason
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it was pigignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil .
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It was ignorant whiny and childish but not uncivil
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mah letter was a load of random shit x
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Mah letter was a load of random things
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jesus fucking christ it isn 't treason !
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jesus christ it isn 't treason !
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umm i jus found out some shit
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umm i jus found out some bad thing.
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they 're all round n' shit .
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they're all round
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fuck off putin , stalin was no better than hitler .
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Stalin was no better than hitler.
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shit idk all i know is today is friday
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idk all i know is today is friday
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enough confused idiots still voted for him so she must be thinking the same will work for her .
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Unqualified persons still voted for him so she must be thinking the same will work for her
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at least we get a small ass picture of the damn without the guy , so there 's that .
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at least we get a small picture of the without the guy , so there 's that .
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georgia laws are totally fucked
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georgia laws are totally messed up
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see today is nohair cindy day n berniece no walking ass
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see today is nohair cindy day n berniece no walking
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i never fucking wanted this .
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I never want this
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admit it , you love it you fucking woodhead .
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Admit it, you love it.
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fuck is that ? you barely say words anyway .
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Why is that ? you barely say words anyway .
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mostly because they put the fucking stadium out so far no one wants to drive there .
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mostly because they put the stadium out so far no one wants to drive there .
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that 's the free market , bitches .
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that 's the free market
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fuck the bad police only , a lot of them are really great people .
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Blame bad police only , a lot of them are really great people
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shit , go to new china right across the street from scores .
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go to new china right across the street from scores .
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ohh shit you better have lol good luck brah
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You better have a good luck.
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said that first drip was the shit ! ! !
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Said that first drop was bad
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wtf have you done , junior ?
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what have you done,junior?
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this shit is becoming utterly ridiculous .
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this is becoming utterly ridiculous .
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let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did .
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let's hope so, since that's exactly what he did.
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oh okkk get your shit straight and dnt come at me like that ! lol
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Oh okk get your thing straight and don't come at me like that ! Lol
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twitter is going to be shit 46 moro
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Twitter is going to do 46 moro
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in case you are wondering you racist i am a jacobite assyrian .
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I am a Jacobite Assyrian.
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lol you like to point out today that you 're a bitch , don 't you ? xd
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You like to express today that you are naughty, don’t you?
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i was talkin shit yesterday lik was i jus backed up n im ready ta do the same 99 day
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I was talking yesterday lik was I just backed up and Im ready to da the same 99 day.
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now you guys are finally getting a taste of the sht show .
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now you guys are finally enjoying a boring show.
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its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes .
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Its waste,i dont think it will get enough votes
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then change the channel , you bigoted piece of shit .
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then change the channel
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the second is also untrue to the point of idiocy .
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The second is also untrue.
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lol why did dis shit make me laugh shawty ?
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Why did this case make me laugh ?
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fuck letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry .
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Forget letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry.
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saudi arabia does it and nobody gives a fuck .
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Saudi Arabia does it and nobody care about it
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dear rachel , please stop being a bitch
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Dear Rachel, please be nice.
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ok so i asked yo plump ass how the summit went and u ignored me ? ? ? ?
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ok so i asked you how the summit went and u ignored me ? ? ? ?
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hot as fuck , but i have alot of friends here now .
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really cool, but i have alot of friends here now.
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fuck prison , this pig should burn .
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Enough of this prison, this one should get punished.
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my point is that you 're full of shit and nobody wanted to pay 54 for a
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my point is that you are not right and nobody wanted to pay 54.
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haha that 'd be pretty good but i want them to come up with some bullshit
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haha that'd be pretty good but i want them to come up with some things
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so you voted for this idiot and regret it .
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so you voted for he/her and regret it .
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the pope is really fucking shit up here in philly .
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the pope is up here in philly
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i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there .
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I cannot even imagine how cold everyone is standing there
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charging him with assault is fucking ludicrous .
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Charging him with assault is ludicrous.
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it is ! yo fake ass nvr spit da real ! kmsl
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it is ! yo fake thought nvr spit da real ! kmsl
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lmao i aint coppin that shit
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i aint coppin that
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oh shit , the temptations is on tv
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the temptations is on tv
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we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers
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we gone find us some find new yorkers
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hell no , hes ass now
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he changed
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the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit .
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the writers for "house of cards" couldn't even come up with this stuff.
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so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as fuck .
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so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as it is.
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he 's just fucking with us at this point , right ?
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He is arguing with us at this point?
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he 's from new ro you ignorant fuck .
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he is from new ro
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this immigration shit is gonna explode in europe in like 54 years .
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This immigration is gonn explode in europe in like 54 years.
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not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just shit .
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not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is an inconvenience
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harper was great compared to this clown .
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Harper was great compared to him
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shit , sometimes i can 't do it .
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Sometimes I can't do it.
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the uk fucked up the middle east
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The uk messed up the middle east
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haha oh shit you trippin haha
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haha oh you trippin haha
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asajew , i 'm pretty sure that first nations people are a lot more fucked .
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As a jew, I'm pretty sure that first nations people have a hard life.
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how the fuck do you get all these ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? lmao
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how on earth do you understand all these!!!!??? lmao
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might be surprised if they keep shit up like this .
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Might be suprised if they keep on doing like this.
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raheem kassam you are a sad individual
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raheem kassam you are a sad individual
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in the tallest shit heap in the world , there is always good - x
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in the tallest heap in the world , there is always good -x
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quite frankly people like you are dinosaurs with no vision .
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quite people like you have no vision.
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how the fuck can you to swear to " god " if that isn 't a thing ? !
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how can you swear to " god " if that isn 't a thing ? !
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except daesh couldn 't give a shit that they 've broken so many religious rules .
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except daesh don't care that they've broken so many religious rules
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our foreign policy is a fucking joke .
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Our foreign policy is not so great.
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maybe children if they are toddlers but once they are above 84 shit changes .
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maybe children if they are toddlers but once they are above 84 things changes .
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the idiots batting average at .
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they are batting average at .
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" that is the sixth fucking line of the article .
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that is the sixth line of the article .
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just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right fucking there .
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just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right there .
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i feel like mind fucking lola
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I feel like mind lola
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and elsewhere are allowing themselves to be brainwashed by such crap so easily .
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and elsewhere are allowing themselves to be brainwashed by such thoughts so easily .
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no they 're not , the fuck are you talking about .
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No they're not, what are you talking about
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canada is pretty fucked up yo .
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canada is in bad stage now
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god made the coca plant and intended for me to snort that shit in my office before this hearing .
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god made the coca plant and intended for me to snort that in my office before this hearing .
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sounds like a match was lit then they hauled ass
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sounds like a match was lit then they hauled
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highly doubt it " well i will beat your ass in black ops tomorrow !
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I doubt it! You will lose tomorrow.
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holy mother of fuck it 's an std too ?
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Is that an STD too?
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fuck , when 's the next debt ceiling vote ? .
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Oh, where's the next debt ceiling vote?
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jesus fuck this quote needs to stop .
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jesus this quote needs to stop .
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he is a cancer on the remnants of the governments collective brain .
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He is unsuited for the goverment
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i make stupid comments sometimes .
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I make regrettable comments sometimes
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cant believe youd publish this kind of drivel .
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Can't believe you would publish this news.
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lol jesus fucking christ how can you rationalize this shit to yourself
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Oh, Jesus Christ, how can you rationalize this one to yourself?
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and he doesn 't know what the fuck 71 chan is ?
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and he doesn 't know what 71 chan is ?
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lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me suck ya juice box
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lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me drink ya juice box
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her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol
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She might not be able to leave the city
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i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?
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i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read this crap?
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come get me then since your about to run away and shit lmao
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come get me then since your about to run away lmao
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we need to boycott stores that pull this shit .
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we need to boycott store that do these things.
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see sis some shit shouldn 't be said like um what did you just say lol
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see sis some things shouldn"t be like um what did you just say lol
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i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas bull shit .
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I want to be with you for as long as we can stand each others flaws.
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i been on my grind with this job n shit .
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I been on my grind with this job.
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shit is perfect when u coding with 26 eye open lol
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It is perfect when you coding with 26 eye open
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