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jam and preserves have all that extra shit in them .
jam and preserves have all that extra in them.
it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music
It was in 17 years old he need get back to making music
what a chicken crap excuse for a reason .
What a lame excuse for a reason
it was pigignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil .
It was ignorant whiny and childish but not uncivil
mah letter was a load of random shit x
Mah letter was a load of random things
jesus fucking christ it isn 't treason !
jesus christ it isn 't treason !
umm i jus found out some shit
umm i jus found out some bad thing.
they 're all round n' shit .
they're all round
fuck off putin , stalin was no better than hitler .
Stalin was no better than hitler.
shit idk all i know is today is friday
idk all i know is today is friday
enough confused idiots still voted for him so she must be thinking the same will work for her .
Unqualified persons still voted for him so she must be thinking the same will work for her
at least we get a small ass picture of the damn without the guy , so there 's that .
at least we get a small picture of the without the guy , so there 's that .
georgia laws are totally fucked
georgia laws are totally messed up
see today is nohair cindy day n berniece no walking ass
see today is nohair cindy day n berniece no walking
i never fucking wanted this .
I never want this
admit it , you love it you fucking woodhead .
Admit it, you love it.
fuck is that ? you barely say words anyway .
Why is that ? you barely say words anyway .
mostly because they put the fucking stadium out so far no one wants to drive there .
mostly because they put the stadium out so far no one wants to drive there .
that 's the free market , bitches .
that 's the free market
fuck the bad police only , a lot of them are really great people .
Blame bad police only , a lot of them are really great people
shit , go to new china right across the street from scores .
go to new china right across the street from scores .
ohh shit you better have lol good luck brah
You better have a good luck.
said that first drip was the shit ! ! !
Said that first drop was bad
wtf have you done , junior ?
what have you done,junior?
this shit is becoming utterly ridiculous .
this is becoming utterly ridiculous .
let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did .
let's hope so, since that's exactly what he did.
oh okkk get your shit straight and dnt come at me like that ! lol
Oh okk get your thing straight and don't come at me like that ! Lol
twitter is going to be shit 46 moro
Twitter is going to do 46 moro
in case you are wondering you racist i am a jacobite assyrian .
I am a Jacobite Assyrian.
lol you like to point out today that you 're a bitch , don 't you ? xd
You like to express today that you are naughty, don’t you?
i was talkin shit yesterday lik was i jus backed up n im ready ta do the same 99 day
I was talking yesterday lik was I just backed up and Im ready to da the same 99 day.
now you guys are finally getting a taste of the sht show .
now you guys are finally enjoying a boring show.
its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes .
Its waste,i dont think it will get enough votes
then change the channel , you bigoted piece of shit .
then change the channel
the second is also untrue to the point of idiocy .
The second is also untrue.
lol why did dis shit make me laugh shawty ?
Why did this case make me laugh ?
fuck letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry .
Forget letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry.
saudi arabia does it and nobody gives a fuck .
Saudi Arabia does it and nobody care about it
dear rachel , please stop being a bitch
Dear Rachel, please be nice.
ok so i asked yo plump ass how the summit went and u ignored me ? ? ? ?
ok so i asked you how the summit went and u ignored me ? ? ? ?
hot as fuck , but i have alot of friends here now .
really cool, but i have alot of friends here now.
fuck prison , this pig should burn .
Enough of this prison, this one should get punished.
my point is that you 're full of shit and nobody wanted to pay 54 for a
my point is that you are not right and nobody wanted to pay 54.
haha that 'd be pretty good but i want them to come up with some bullshit
haha that'd be pretty good but i want them to come up with some things
so you voted for this idiot and regret it .
so you voted for he/her and regret it .
the pope is really fucking shit up here in philly .
the pope is up here in philly
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there .
I cannot even imagine how cold everyone is standing there
charging him with assault is fucking ludicrous .
Charging him with assault is ludicrous.
it is ! yo fake ass nvr spit da real ! kmsl
it is ! yo fake thought nvr spit da real ! kmsl
lmao i aint coppin that shit
i aint coppin that
oh shit , the temptations is on tv
the temptations is on tv
we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers
we gone find us some find new yorkers
hell no , hes ass now
he changed
the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit .
the writers for "house of cards" couldn't even come up with this stuff.
so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as fuck .
so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as it is.
he 's just fucking with us at this point , right ?
He is arguing with us at this point?
he 's from new ro you ignorant fuck .
he is from new ro
this immigration shit is gonna explode in europe in like 54 years .
This immigration is gonn explode in europe in like 54 years.
not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just shit .
not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is an inconvenience
harper was great compared to this clown .
Harper was great compared to him
shit , sometimes i can 't do it .
Sometimes I can't do it.
the uk fucked up the middle east
The uk messed up the middle east
haha oh shit you trippin haha
haha oh you trippin haha
asajew , i 'm pretty sure that first nations people are a lot more fucked .
As a jew, I'm pretty sure that first nations people have a hard life.
how the fuck do you get all these ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? lmao
how on earth do you understand all these!!!!??? lmao
might be surprised if they keep shit up like this .
Might be suprised if they keep on doing like this.
raheem kassam you are a sad individual
raheem kassam you are a sad individual
in the tallest shit heap in the world , there is always good - x
in the tallest heap in the world , there is always good -x
quite frankly people like you are dinosaurs with no vision .
quite people like you have no vision.
how the fuck can you to swear to " god " if that isn 't a thing ? !
how can you swear to " god " if that isn 't a thing ? !
except daesh couldn 't give a shit that they 've broken so many religious rules .
except daesh don't care that they've broken so many religious rules
our foreign policy is a fucking joke .
Our foreign policy is not so great.
maybe children if they are toddlers but once they are above 84 shit changes .
maybe children if they are toddlers but once they are above 84 things changes .
the idiots batting average at .
they are batting average at .
" that is the sixth fucking line of the article .
that is the sixth line of the article .
just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right fucking there .
just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right there .
i feel like mind fucking lola
I feel like mind lola
and elsewhere are allowing themselves to be brainwashed by such crap so easily .
and elsewhere are allowing themselves to be brainwashed by such thoughts so easily .
no they 're not , the fuck are you talking about .
No they're not, what are you talking about
canada is pretty fucked up yo .
canada is in bad stage now
god made the coca plant and intended for me to snort that shit in my office before this hearing .
god made the coca plant and intended for me to snort that in my office before this hearing .
sounds like a match was lit then they hauled ass
sounds like a match was lit then they hauled
highly doubt it " well i will beat your ass in black ops tomorrow !
I doubt it! You will lose tomorrow.
holy mother of fuck it 's an std too ?
Is that an STD too?
fuck , when 's the next debt ceiling vote ? .
Oh, where's the next debt ceiling vote?
jesus fuck this quote needs to stop .
jesus this quote needs to stop .
he is a cancer on the remnants of the governments collective brain .
He is unsuited for the goverment
i make stupid comments sometimes .
I make regrettable comments sometimes
cant believe youd publish this kind of drivel .
Can't believe you would publish this news.
lol jesus fucking christ how can you rationalize this shit to yourself
Oh, Jesus Christ, how can you rationalize this one to yourself?
and he doesn 't know what the fuck 71 chan is ?
and he doesn 't know what 71 chan is ?
lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me suck ya juice box
lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me drink ya juice box
her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol
She might not be able to leave the city
i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ?
i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read this crap?
come get me then since your about to run away and shit lmao
come get me then since your about to run away lmao
we need to boycott stores that pull this shit .
we need to boycott store that do these things.
see sis some shit shouldn 't be said like um what did you just say lol
see sis some things shouldn"t be like um what did you just say lol
i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas bull shit .
I want to be with you for as long as we can stand each others flaws.
i been on my grind with this job n shit .
I been on my grind with this job.
shit is perfect when u coding with 26 eye open lol
It is perfect when you coding with 26 eye open