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jam and preserves have all that extra shit in them . | jam and preserves have all that extra in them. |
it was in 17 o he needs to get his ass back to making music | It was in 17 years old he need get back to making music |
what a chicken crap excuse for a reason . | What a lame excuse for a reason |
it was pigignorant , whiny and childish , but not uncivil . | It was ignorant whiny and childish but not uncivil |
mah letter was a load of random shit x | Mah letter was a load of random things |
jesus fucking christ it isn 't treason ! | jesus christ it isn 't treason ! |
umm i jus found out some shit | umm i jus found out some bad thing. |
they 're all round n' shit . | they're all round |
fuck off putin , stalin was no better than hitler . | Stalin was no better than hitler. |
shit idk all i know is today is friday | idk all i know is today is friday |
enough confused idiots still voted for him so she must be thinking the same will work for her . | Unqualified persons still voted for him so she must be thinking the same will work for her |
at least we get a small ass picture of the damn without the guy , so there 's that . | at least we get a small picture of the without the guy , so there 's that . |
georgia laws are totally fucked | georgia laws are totally messed up |
see today is nohair cindy day n berniece no walking ass | see today is nohair cindy day n berniece no walking |
i never fucking wanted this . | I never want this |
admit it , you love it you fucking woodhead . | Admit it, you love it. |
fuck is that ? you barely say words anyway . | Why is that ? you barely say words anyway . |
mostly because they put the fucking stadium out so far no one wants to drive there . | mostly because they put the stadium out so far no one wants to drive there . |
that 's the free market , bitches . | that 's the free market |
fuck the bad police only , a lot of them are really great people . | Blame bad police only , a lot of them are really great people |
shit , go to new china right across the street from scores . | go to new china right across the street from scores . |
ohh shit you better have lol good luck brah | You better have a good luck. |
said that first drip was the shit ! ! ! | Said that first drop was bad |
wtf have you done , junior ? | what have you done,junior? |
this shit is becoming utterly ridiculous . | this is becoming utterly ridiculous . |
let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did . | let's hope so, since that's exactly what he did. |
oh okkk get your shit straight and dnt come at me like that ! lol | Oh okk get your thing straight and don't come at me like that ! Lol |
twitter is going to be shit 46 moro | Twitter is going to do 46 moro |
in case you are wondering you racist i am a jacobite assyrian . | I am a Jacobite Assyrian. |
lol you like to point out today that you 're a bitch , don 't you ? xd | You like to express today that you are naughty, don’t you? |
i was talkin shit yesterday lik was i jus backed up n im ready ta do the same 99 day | I was talking yesterday lik was I just backed up and Im ready to da the same 99 day. |
now you guys are finally getting a taste of the sht show . | now you guys are finally enjoying a boring show. |
its garbage , and i dont think it will get enough republican votes . | Its waste,i dont think it will get enough votes |
then change the channel , you bigoted piece of shit . | then change the channel |
the second is also untrue to the point of idiocy . | The second is also untrue. |
lol why did dis shit make me laugh shawty ? | Why did this case make me laugh ? |
fuck letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry . | Forget letting walmart anywhere near the cannabis industry. |
saudi arabia does it and nobody gives a fuck . | Saudi Arabia does it and nobody care about it |
dear rachel , please stop being a bitch | Dear Rachel, please be nice. |
ok so i asked yo plump ass how the summit went and u ignored me ? ? ? ? | ok so i asked you how the summit went and u ignored me ? ? ? ? |
hot as fuck , but i have alot of friends here now . | really cool, but i have alot of friends here now. |
fuck prison , this pig should burn . | Enough of this prison, this one should get punished. |
my point is that you 're full of shit and nobody wanted to pay 54 for a | my point is that you are not right and nobody wanted to pay 54. |
haha that 'd be pretty good but i want them to come up with some bullshit | haha that'd be pretty good but i want them to come up with some things |
so you voted for this idiot and regret it . | so you voted for he/her and regret it . |
the pope is really fucking shit up here in philly . | the pope is up here in philly |
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there . | I cannot even imagine how cold everyone is standing there |
charging him with assault is fucking ludicrous . | Charging him with assault is ludicrous. |
it is ! yo fake ass nvr spit da real ! kmsl | it is ! yo fake thought nvr spit da real ! kmsl |
lmao i aint coppin that shit | i aint coppin that |
oh shit , the temptations is on tv | the temptations is on tv |
we gone find us some find mother fuckin new yorkers | we gone find us some find new yorkers |
hell no , hes ass now | he changed |
the writers for " house of cards " couldn 't even come up with this shit . | the writers for "house of cards" couldn't even come up with this stuff. |
so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as fuck . | so i read the article that op posted and its confusing as it is. |
he 's just fucking with us at this point , right ? | He is arguing with us at this point? |
he 's from new ro you ignorant fuck . | he is from new ro |
this immigration shit is gonna explode in europe in like 54 years . | This immigration is gonn explode in europe in like 54 years. |
not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is just shit . | not having proper banking for almost three weeks now is an inconvenience |
harper was great compared to this clown . | Harper was great compared to him |
shit , sometimes i can 't do it . | Sometimes I can't do it. |
the uk fucked up the middle east | The uk messed up the middle east |
haha oh shit you trippin haha | haha oh you trippin haha |
asajew , i 'm pretty sure that first nations people are a lot more fucked . | As a jew, I'm pretty sure that first nations people have a hard life. |
how the fuck do you get all these ! ! ! ! ! ? ? ? lmao | how on earth do you understand all these!!!!??? lmao |
might be surprised if they keep shit up like this . | Might be suprised if they keep on doing like this. |
raheem kassam you are a sad individual | raheem kassam you are a sad individual |
in the tallest shit heap in the world , there is always good - x | in the tallest heap in the world , there is always good -x |
quite frankly people like you are dinosaurs with no vision . | quite people like you have no vision. |
how the fuck can you to swear to " god " if that isn 't a thing ? ! | how can you swear to " god " if that isn 't a thing ? ! |
except daesh couldn 't give a shit that they 've broken so many religious rules . | except daesh don't care that they've broken so many religious rules |
our foreign policy is a fucking joke . | Our foreign policy is not so great. |
maybe children if they are toddlers but once they are above 84 shit changes . | maybe children if they are toddlers but once they are above 84 things changes . |
the idiots batting average at . | they are batting average at . |
" that is the sixth fucking line of the article . | that is the sixth line of the article . |
just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right fucking there . | just look up a restaurant and bam , there are reviews right there . |
i feel like mind fucking lola | I feel like mind lola |
and elsewhere are allowing themselves to be brainwashed by such crap so easily . | and elsewhere are allowing themselves to be brainwashed by such thoughts so easily . |
no they 're not , the fuck are you talking about . | No they're not, what are you talking about |
canada is pretty fucked up yo . | canada is in bad stage now |
god made the coca plant and intended for me to snort that shit in my office before this hearing . | god made the coca plant and intended for me to snort that in my office before this hearing . |
sounds like a match was lit then they hauled ass | sounds like a match was lit then they hauled |
highly doubt it " well i will beat your ass in black ops tomorrow ! | I doubt it! You will lose tomorrow. |
holy mother of fuck it 's an std too ? | Is that an STD too? |
fuck , when 's the next debt ceiling vote ? . | Oh, where's the next debt ceiling vote? |
jesus fuck this quote needs to stop . | jesus this quote needs to stop . |
he is a cancer on the remnants of the governments collective brain . | He is unsuited for the goverment |
i make stupid comments sometimes . | I make regrettable comments sometimes |
cant believe youd publish this kind of drivel . | Can't believe you would publish this news. |
lol jesus fucking christ how can you rationalize this shit to yourself | Oh, Jesus Christ, how can you rationalize this one to yourself? |
and he doesn 't know what the fuck 71 chan is ? | and he doesn 't know what 71 chan is ? |
lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me suck ya juice box | lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me drink ya juice box |
her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol | She might not be able to leave the city |
i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read that shit ? | i was having a nice sunday afternoon and then i read this crap? |
come get me then since your about to run away and shit lmao | come get me then since your about to run away lmao |
we need to boycott stores that pull this shit . | we need to boycott store that do these things. |
see sis some shit shouldn 't be said like um what did you just say lol | see sis some things shouldn"t be like um what did you just say lol |
i wana be wit you for as long as we can stand eachovas bull shit . | I want to be with you for as long as we can stand each others flaws. |
i been on my grind with this job n shit . | I been on my grind with this job. |
shit is perfect when u coding with 26 eye open lol | It is perfect when you coding with 26 eye open |
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