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economy only went to shit in the 15 's after politics got in the way .	Economy went down in the 15's when politics got in the way.
i washed my car , and clean that filthy ass kitchen today lol	i washed my car , and clean that dirty kitchen today lol
whereas everyone else just sat there and laughed , shows how much you give a shit .	whereas everyone else just sat there and laughed , shows how much you care .
umm relax girl lol rt don 't ask me tht shit ! ! smh	umm relax girl lol rt don't ask me that! smh
the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are shit .	the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are bad
what the fuck is wrong with my phone !	what's wrong with my phone
haha thats whasup im surprised ur ass aint twitpic lol or did u	haha thats whasup im surprised ur aint twitpic lol or did u
what the fuck is that cnn 'report' on that page ?	What even is that CNN 'report' on that page?
well no shit , it 's r worldnews	Well it’s not surprising, its r worldnews
no dick waiving , only testing .	no waiving , only testing .
how does all this crap add up ?	how does all this add up ?
samethang make you laugh , make you cry " that shits	Something make you laugh , make you cry that sucks
and nobody gives two shits about your aunt .	and nobody cares about your aunt
fuck off you and stop stalking my tweets .	Please don’t stalk my tweets.
nahhh i wasn 't bored xd duuuude liverpool kicked man utd 's ass 5 nil xd	nahhh i wasn 't bored xd duuuude liverpool kicked man utd 's 5 nil xd
lol we need to get out of these suspect ass parts of hoco	lol we need to get out of these suspect parts of hoco
they could send a guy with a bomb up his ass and just demoralize us completely .	they could send a bad guy and just demoralize us completely
org i am surprised this shit doesn 't happen more often .	Org I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.
are you so stupid that you cant see this article is about stealing gas out of airplanes ?	cant you see this article is about stealing gas out of airplanes
yeah , fuck the guy that fixed california .	yeah , let go about the guy that fixed california .
i have a bmw and i fucking love it	i have a bmw and i love it
the only logical conclusion i see here is that trump is a lying sack .	The only logical conclusion I can draw from this is that Trump is a lied
caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my shit mood haha !	caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my bad mood haha !
fuck i am flying today for the first time in my life .	I am flying today for the first time in my life.
for fucks sake its * one * relatively minor rule .	Its * one * relatively small rule for that.
go solo you cunt <8	You go alone
they have plans for that shit yo .	They have plans for that
it 's fucking almost 81 years away .	It 's almost 81 years away.
holy shit whats the reasoning for 28 + upvotes people ?	What is the reasoning for 28+ upvotes?
dont cry bitch laugh ! ! ! laugh ! ! ! ! just kidding	don't cry laugh ! ! ! laugh ! ! ! ! just kidding
i 've driven by lots of cattle farms but holy shit .	I 've driven by lots of cattle farms.
i think it was a very foolish move !	I think it was a very wrong move!
not that i really disagree with you but its 19 bucks fuck it	Not thay i really disagree with you but its 19 bucks
who the fuck gave the metaphor a jetski ?	Who gave the metaphor a jetski
so theyre busy , busy , busy , trying to find a way to sneak their bullshit past us .	So they're too busy to sneak their bad past us.
almost ripped my head off like shit ! smh .	Almost I hurt my head
at this fucking barber shop with	at this barber shop with
oh shit ! ! ! theres thunder now o _ o s	oh!!! Theres thunder now
highest profit , cheapest cost , fuck the end consumer .	highest profit , cheapest cost , do not care about the end consumer .
how stupid do you think your constituents are ?	how bad do you think your constituents are?
that shit is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still	that thing is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still
they need to get their shit together and fix their own nation first .	they need to make up their minds and fix their own nation first .
this shit is literally how germany was justifying it 's attack on poland .	this is literally how germany was justifying it’s attack on poland .
i am not looking out for my fellow man whose head is up his arse in his phone .	I am not looking for my friend who is addicted to his phone
shit chillen fresh out the shower	chillen fresh out of the shower
stop hidin behind ur comp and be about sumthin u lame ass bitch	stop hidin behind ur comp and be about sumthin
dude is tony fucking stark .	Dude is Tony Stark
fucking hell , i just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53 , fuck you broken laptop	I just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53. The laptop is broken.
right smh imma just have 29 come bust ya ass in some 29 lol	right smh imma just have 29 come bust ya in some 29 lol
you fucking muslims are a bunch of jealous west hating mongs , islam is a peaceful religion , bullshit !	Islam is a peaceful religion
and thereby , i trap you , my pretty little dumb flower .	And therrby, I trap you, my pretty little flower.
fuck that was tough to watch .	That was tough to watch.
rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - fuck	i just dropped the phone on a patient
only white people do fucked up shit like this .	Only white people do like this
oh yeah it looks pretty shit on my phone too	it looks bad on my phone too
they analyzed their own fucking network logs of their own computer systems .	they analyzed their own network logs of their own computer systems .
the uk fucked up the middle east	The UK destabilized the middle East
i would expect that from a bunch of candy - ass swedes , but never from norwegians .	i would expect that from a bunch of swedes, but never from norwegians.
what a completely fucked up place .	what a completely messed up place.
how many impeachable offenses are we up to now on this aclown ?	how many impeachable offenses are we up to now on this?
don 't come , it feels fucked up here .	Don't come, it feels so uncomfortable here
someone shot the fucking thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures .	Someone shot the thing down, it's not like a 79 has any counter measures.
suck a dick it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge	it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge
employ more fucking staff ! ! simple .	Employ more staff, simple
fuck it , you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you devious bastard .	You made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote .
he 's telling you your title is shit , because it is .	he 's telling you your title is bad, because it is.
the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from stupid shit like possession and shop - lifting .	The juvenile protection laws are to protect them from doing bad stuff like possession and shoplifting
fuck knows , like a month + aye , haha !	Who knows , like a month + aye , haha
good shit and i told you bro	Good stuff and I told you bro
also , holy shit this is in my hometown .	also, this is my hometown.
shit , we can 't even keep ants out of our goddamn houses .	we can 't even keep ants out of our houses .
eh tbh it is a huge dick move	to be honest its a huge move
there were rumors back inabout this idiot and after watching the ignorant voters put him in office .	There were rumours about him, but he was still elected.
fucking you people woah * * calm * * down sailor .	Calm down sailor.
fuck ya ! get 'em good and extra judiciously .	get 'em good and extra judiciously .
i don 't really give a fuck about the royal family	I don't care abiut the royal family
taking it easy fuck that ! ! winning	taking it easy ! ! winning
that is your legacy , that you really suck as person and you got caught .	That is your legacy, that you are not a good person and you got caught.
do some fucking research before you remove my shit .	Do some research before you remove my work.
when the fuck did the republican party cross the pacific ? ? !	When did the republican party cross the pacific?
what ? uni give me money ? are you stupid ? i paid huge amounts for a shit education	what? uni give me money? I paid huge amounts for a poor education
your name is fucking accurate .	Your name is accurate.
how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy ass slacker anymore ?	How much more do I need to do in order to not appear lazy?
it 's the fucking dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea .	It’s the Dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea
and all their rights and shit	And all their rights
am i wrong thinking a tax - exempt charitable grant can be to an unincorporated ass 'n ?	I don't think I am wrong about a tax - free from charitable grant can be to an unincorporated person?
just being a wise - ass to get karma .	Just being a wise person to get karma.
how the fuck did they not notice that ?	How did they not notice that?
no fucking way in sanity is this justified .	no way in sanity is this justified.
so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons .	so quit hanging around writing comments about the clintons
fuck , i wouldn 't even do that .	I wouldn't even do that.
oh my fucking god ! he 's so freaking cute	oh my god ! he 's so freaking cute
am i the only one that doesnt give two shits about this movie ?	Am i the only one that doesn't care about this movie?
how the fuck do you get it to work	How do you get it to work?
the west live for that shit	the west live for that
justin and his rat pack have an agenda .	Justin and his company have an agenda.
wow really ? he said tht to junsu ? fuck how can jyj still hate , damn ! ! !	wow really ? he said tht to junsu? how can jyj still hate
no good bastards that we are and we are unrepentant about it .	no good people that we are and we are unrepentant about it
no more blacking shit out for national security purposes .	No more risks for national security purposes.
everytime a nigga get disrespected by a female , the insults always start wit little	Every time a man gets disrespected by a woman, the insults always starts with little.

economy only went to shit in the 15 's after politics got in the way .

Economy went down in the 15's when politics got in the way.

i washed my car , and clean that filthy ass kitchen today lol

i washed my car , and clean that dirty kitchen today lol

whereas everyone else just sat there and laughed , shows how much you give a shit .

whereas everyone else just sat there and laughed , shows how much you care .

umm relax girl lol rt don 't ask me tht shit ! ! smh

umm relax girl lol rt don't ask me that! smh

the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are shit .

the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are bad

what the fuck is wrong with my phone !

what's wrong with my phone

haha thats whasup im surprised ur ass aint twitpic lol or did u

haha thats whasup im surprised ur aint twitpic lol or did u

what the fuck is that cnn 'report' on that page ?

What even is that CNN 'report' on that page?

well no shit , it 's r worldnews

Well it’s not surprising, its r worldnews

no dick waiving , only testing .

no waiving , only testing .

how does all this crap add up ?

how does all this add up ?

samethang make you laugh , make you cry " that shits

Something make you laugh , make you cry that sucks

and nobody gives two shits about your aunt .

and nobody cares about your aunt

fuck off you and stop stalking my tweets .

Please don’t stalk my tweets.

nahhh i wasn 't bored xd duuuude liverpool kicked man utd 's ass 5 nil xd

nahhh i wasn 't bored xd duuuude liverpool kicked man utd 's 5 nil xd

lol we need to get out of these suspect ass parts of hoco

lol we need to get out of these suspect parts of hoco

they could send a guy with a bomb up his ass and just demoralize us completely .

they could send a bad guy and just demoralize us completely

org i am surprised this shit doesn 't happen more often .

Org I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often.

are you so stupid that you cant see this article is about stealing gas out of airplanes ?

cant you see this article is about stealing gas out of airplanes

yeah , fuck the guy that fixed california .

yeah , let go about the guy that fixed california .

i have a bmw and i fucking love it

i have a bmw and i love it

the only logical conclusion i see here is that trump is a lying sack .

The only logical conclusion I can draw from this is that Trump is a lied

caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my shit mood haha !

caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my bad mood haha !

fuck i am flying today for the first time in my life .

I am flying today for the first time in my life.

for fucks sake its * one * relatively minor rule .

Its * one * relatively small rule for that.

go solo you cunt <8

You go alone

they have plans for that shit yo .

They have plans for that

it 's fucking almost 81 years away .

It 's almost 81 years away.

holy shit whats the reasoning for 28 + upvotes people ?

What is the reasoning for 28+ upvotes?

dont cry bitch laugh ! ! ! laugh ! ! ! ! just kidding

don't cry laugh ! ! ! laugh ! ! ! ! just kidding

i 've driven by lots of cattle farms but holy shit .

I 've driven by lots of cattle farms.

i think it was a very foolish move !

I think it was a very wrong move!

not that i really disagree with you but its 19 bucks fuck it

Not thay i really disagree with you but its 19 bucks

who the fuck gave the metaphor a jetski ?

Who gave the metaphor a jetski

so theyre busy , busy , busy , trying to find a way to sneak their bullshit past us .

So they're too busy to sneak their bad past us.

almost ripped my head off like shit ! smh .

Almost I hurt my head

at this fucking barber shop with

at this barber shop with

oh shit ! ! ! theres thunder now o _ o s

oh!!! Theres thunder now

highest profit , cheapest cost , fuck the end consumer .

highest profit , cheapest cost , do not care about the end consumer .

how stupid do you think your constituents are ?

how bad do you think your constituents are?

that shit is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still

that thing is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still

they need to get their shit together and fix their own nation first .

they need to make up their minds and fix their own nation first .

this shit is literally how germany was justifying it 's attack on poland .

this is literally how germany was justifying it’s attack on poland .

i am not looking out for my fellow man whose head is up his arse in his phone .

I am not looking for my friend who is addicted to his phone

shit chillen fresh out the shower

chillen fresh out of the shower

stop hidin behind ur comp and be about sumthin u lame ass bitch

stop hidin behind ur comp and be about sumthin

dude is tony fucking stark .

Dude is Tony Stark

fucking hell , i just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53 , fuck you broken laptop

I just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53. The laptop is broken.

right smh imma just have 29 come bust ya ass in some 29 lol

right smh imma just have 29 come bust ya in some 29 lol

you fucking muslims are a bunch of jealous west hating mongs , islam is a peaceful religion , bullshit !

Islam is a peaceful religion

and thereby , i trap you , my pretty little dumb flower .

And therrby, I trap you, my pretty little flower.

fuck that was tough to watch .

That was tough to watch.

rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - fuck

i just dropped the phone on a patient

only white people do fucked up shit like this .

Only white people do like this

oh yeah it looks pretty shit on my phone too

it looks bad on my phone too

they analyzed their own fucking network logs of their own computer systems .

they analyzed their own network logs of their own computer systems .

the uk fucked up the middle east

The UK destabilized the middle East

i would expect that from a bunch of candy - ass swedes , but never from norwegians .

i would expect that from a bunch of swedes, but never from norwegians.

what a completely fucked up place .

what a completely messed up place.

how many impeachable offenses are we up to now on this aclown ?

how many impeachable offenses are we up to now on this?

don 't come , it feels fucked up here .

Don't come, it feels so uncomfortable here

someone shot the fucking thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures .

Someone shot the thing down, it's not like a 79 has any counter measures.

suck a dick it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge

it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge

employ more fucking staff ! ! simple .

Employ more staff, simple

fuck it , you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you devious bastard .

You made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote .

he 's telling you your title is shit , because it is .

he 's telling you your title is bad, because it is.

the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from stupid shit like possession and shop - lifting .

The juvenile protection laws are to protect them from doing bad stuff like possession and shoplifting

fuck knows , like a month + aye , haha !

Who knows , like a month + aye , haha

good shit and i told you bro

Good stuff and I told you bro

also , holy shit this is in my hometown .

also, this is my hometown.

shit , we can 't even keep ants out of our goddamn houses .

we can 't even keep ants out of our houses .

eh tbh it is a huge dick move

to be honest its a huge move

there were rumors back inabout this idiot and after watching the ignorant voters put him in office .

There were rumours about him, but he was still elected.

fucking you people woah * * calm * * down sailor .

Calm down sailor.

fuck ya ! get 'em good and extra judiciously .

get 'em good and extra judiciously .

i don 't really give a fuck about the royal family

I don't care abiut the royal family

taking it easy fuck that ! ! winning

taking it easy ! ! winning

that is your legacy , that you really suck as person and you got caught .

That is your legacy, that you are not a good person and you got caught.

do some fucking research before you remove my shit .

Do some research before you remove my work.

when the fuck did the republican party cross the pacific ? ? !

When did the republican party cross the pacific?

what ? uni give me money ? are you stupid ? i paid huge amounts for a shit education

what? uni give me money? I paid huge amounts for a poor education

your name is fucking accurate .

Your name is accurate.

how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy ass slacker anymore ?

How much more do I need to do in order to not appear lazy?

it 's the fucking dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea .

It’s the Dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea

and all their rights and shit

And all their rights

am i wrong thinking a tax - exempt charitable grant can be to an unincorporated ass 'n ?

I don't think I am wrong about a tax - free from charitable grant can be to an unincorporated person?

just being a wise - ass to get karma .

Just being a wise person to get karma.

how the fuck did they not notice that ?

How did they not notice that?

no fucking way in sanity is this justified .

no way in sanity is this justified.

so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons .

so quit hanging around writing comments about the clintons

fuck , i wouldn 't even do that .

I wouldn't even do that.

oh my fucking god ! he 's so freaking cute

oh my god ! he 's so freaking cute

am i the only one that doesnt give two shits about this movie ?

Am i the only one that doesn't care about this movie?

how the fuck do you get it to work

How do you get it to work?

the west live for that shit

the west live for that

justin and his rat pack have an agenda .

Justin and his company have an agenda.

wow really ? he said tht to junsu ? fuck how can jyj still hate , damn ! ! !

wow really ? he said tht to junsu? how can jyj still hate

no good bastards that we are and we are unrepentant about it .

no good people that we are and we are unrepentant about it

no more blacking shit out for national security purposes .

No more risks for national security purposes.

everytime a nigga get disrespected by a female , the insults always start wit little

Every time a man gets disrespected by a woman, the insults always starts with little.