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economy only went to shit in the 15 's after politics got in the way . | Economy went down in the 15's when politics got in the way. |
i washed my car , and clean that filthy ass kitchen today lol | i washed my car , and clean that dirty kitchen today lol |
whereas everyone else just sat there and laughed , shows how much you give a shit . | whereas everyone else just sat there and laughed , shows how much you care . |
umm relax girl lol rt don 't ask me tht shit ! ! smh | umm relax girl lol rt don't ask me that! smh |
the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are shit . | the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are bad |
what the fuck is wrong with my phone ! | what's wrong with my phone |
haha thats whasup im surprised ur ass aint twitpic lol or did u | haha thats whasup im surprised ur aint twitpic lol or did u |
what the fuck is that cnn 'report' on that page ? | What even is that CNN 'report' on that page? |
well no shit , it 's r worldnews | Well it’s not surprising, its r worldnews |
no dick waiving , only testing . | no waiving , only testing . |
how does all this crap add up ? | how does all this add up ? |
samethang make you laugh , make you cry " that shits | Something make you laugh , make you cry that sucks |
and nobody gives two shits about your aunt . | and nobody cares about your aunt |
fuck off you and stop stalking my tweets . | Please don’t stalk my tweets. |
nahhh i wasn 't bored xd duuuude liverpool kicked man utd 's ass 5 nil xd | nahhh i wasn 't bored xd duuuude liverpool kicked man utd 's 5 nil xd |
lol we need to get out of these suspect ass parts of hoco | lol we need to get out of these suspect parts of hoco |
they could send a guy with a bomb up his ass and just demoralize us completely . | they could send a bad guy and just demoralize us completely |
org i am surprised this shit doesn 't happen more often . | Org I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. |
are you so stupid that you cant see this article is about stealing gas out of airplanes ? | cant you see this article is about stealing gas out of airplanes |
yeah , fuck the guy that fixed california . | yeah , let go about the guy that fixed california . |
i have a bmw and i fucking love it | i have a bmw and i love it |
the only logical conclusion i see here is that trump is a lying sack . | The only logical conclusion I can draw from this is that Trump is a lied |
caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my shit mood haha ! | caitlin we need to talk tomorrow , if you can put up with my bad mood haha ! |
fuck i am flying today for the first time in my life . | I am flying today for the first time in my life. |
for fucks sake its * one * relatively minor rule . | Its * one * relatively small rule for that. |
go solo you cunt <8 | You go alone |
they have plans for that shit yo . | They have plans for that |
it 's fucking almost 81 years away . | It 's almost 81 years away. |
holy shit whats the reasoning for 28 + upvotes people ? | What is the reasoning for 28+ upvotes? |
dont cry bitch laugh ! ! ! laugh ! ! ! ! just kidding | don't cry laugh ! ! ! laugh ! ! ! ! just kidding |
i 've driven by lots of cattle farms but holy shit . | I 've driven by lots of cattle farms. |
i think it was a very foolish move ! | I think it was a very wrong move! |
not that i really disagree with you but its 19 bucks fuck it | Not thay i really disagree with you but its 19 bucks |
who the fuck gave the metaphor a jetski ? | Who gave the metaphor a jetski |
so theyre busy , busy , busy , trying to find a way to sneak their bullshit past us . | So they're too busy to sneak their bad past us. |
almost ripped my head off like shit ! smh . | Almost I hurt my head |
at this fucking barber shop with | at this barber shop with |
oh shit ! ! ! theres thunder now o _ o s | oh!!! Theres thunder now |
highest profit , cheapest cost , fuck the end consumer . | highest profit , cheapest cost , do not care about the end consumer . |
how stupid do you think your constituents are ? | how bad do you think your constituents are? |
that shit is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still | that thing is lowkey amazing that he 's able to walk still |
they need to get their shit together and fix their own nation first . | they need to make up their minds and fix their own nation first . |
this shit is literally how germany was justifying it 's attack on poland . | this is literally how germany was justifying it’s attack on poland . |
i am not looking out for my fellow man whose head is up his arse in his phone . | I am not looking for my friend who is addicted to his phone |
shit chillen fresh out the shower | chillen fresh out of the shower |
stop hidin behind ur comp and be about sumthin u lame ass bitch | stop hidin behind ur comp and be about sumthin |
dude is tony fucking stark . | Dude is Tony Stark |
fucking hell , i just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53 , fuck you broken laptop | I just want to play roller coaster tycoon 53. The laptop is broken. |
right smh imma just have 29 come bust ya ass in some 29 lol | right smh imma just have 29 come bust ya in some 29 lol |
you fucking muslims are a bunch of jealous west hating mongs , islam is a peaceful religion , bullshit ! | Islam is a peaceful religion |
and thereby , i trap you , my pretty little dumb flower . | And therrby, I trap you, my pretty little flower. |
fuck that was tough to watch . | That was tough to watch. |
rt i just dropped the phone on a patient - _ - fuck | i just dropped the phone on a patient |
only white people do fucked up shit like this . | Only white people do like this |
oh yeah it looks pretty shit on my phone too | it looks bad on my phone too |
they analyzed their own fucking network logs of their own computer systems . | they analyzed their own network logs of their own computer systems . |
the uk fucked up the middle east | The UK destabilized the middle East |
i would expect that from a bunch of candy - ass swedes , but never from norwegians . | i would expect that from a bunch of swedes, but never from norwegians. |
what a completely fucked up place . | what a completely messed up place. |
how many impeachable offenses are we up to now on this aclown ? | how many impeachable offenses are we up to now on this? |
don 't come , it feels fucked up here . | Don't come, it feels so uncomfortable here |
someone shot the fucking thing down , it 's not like a 79 has any counter measures . | Someone shot the thing down, it's not like a 79 has any counter measures. |
suck a dick it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge | it was a fluke you said the only thing you didn 't have was the fudge |
employ more fucking staff ! ! simple . | Employ more staff, simple |
fuck it , you made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote you devious bastard . | You made me smirk then mentally berate myself , have an upvote . |
he 's telling you your title is shit , because it is . | he 's telling you your title is bad, because it is. |
the juvenile protection laws are to protect them from stupid shit like possession and shop - lifting . | The juvenile protection laws are to protect them from doing bad stuff like possession and shoplifting |
fuck knows , like a month + aye , haha ! | Who knows , like a month + aye , haha |
good shit and i told you bro | Good stuff and I told you bro |
also , holy shit this is in my hometown . | also, this is my hometown. |
shit , we can 't even keep ants out of our goddamn houses . | we can 't even keep ants out of our houses . |
eh tbh it is a huge dick move | to be honest its a huge move |
there were rumors back inabout this idiot and after watching the ignorant voters put him in office . | There were rumours about him, but he was still elected. |
fucking you people woah * * calm * * down sailor . | Calm down sailor. |
fuck ya ! get 'em good and extra judiciously . | get 'em good and extra judiciously . |
i don 't really give a fuck about the royal family | I don't care abiut the royal family |
taking it easy fuck that ! ! winning | taking it easy ! ! winning |
that is your legacy , that you really suck as person and you got caught . | That is your legacy, that you are not a good person and you got caught. |
do some fucking research before you remove my shit . | Do some research before you remove my work. |
when the fuck did the republican party cross the pacific ? ? ! | When did the republican party cross the pacific? |
what ? uni give me money ? are you stupid ? i paid huge amounts for a shit education | what? uni give me money? I paid huge amounts for a poor education |
your name is fucking accurate . | Your name is accurate. |
how much more do i need to add to that to not be a lazy ass slacker anymore ? | How much more do I need to do in order to not appear lazy? |
it 's the fucking dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea . | It’s the Dutch , their greatest enemy at the moment is the north sea |
and all their rights and shit | And all their rights |
am i wrong thinking a tax - exempt charitable grant can be to an unincorporated ass 'n ? | I don't think I am wrong about a tax - free from charitable grant can be to an unincorporated person? |
just being a wise - ass to get karma . | Just being a wise person to get karma. |
how the fuck did they not notice that ? | How did they not notice that? |
no fucking way in sanity is this justified . | no way in sanity is this justified. |
so quit hanging around writing dumb comments about the clintons . | so quit hanging around writing comments about the clintons |
fuck , i wouldn 't even do that . | I wouldn't even do that. |
oh my fucking god ! he 's so freaking cute | oh my god ! he 's so freaking cute |
am i the only one that doesnt give two shits about this movie ? | Am i the only one that doesn't care about this movie? |
how the fuck do you get it to work | How do you get it to work? |
the west live for that shit | the west live for that |
justin and his rat pack have an agenda . | Justin and his company have an agenda. |
wow really ? he said tht to junsu ? fuck how can jyj still hate , damn ! ! ! | wow really ? he said tht to junsu? how can jyj still hate |
no good bastards that we are and we are unrepentant about it . | no good people that we are and we are unrepentant about it |
no more blacking shit out for national security purposes . | No more risks for national security purposes. |
everytime a nigga get disrespected by a female , the insults always start wit little | Every time a man gets disrespected by a woman, the insults always starts with little. |
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