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you don 't fuck with a $20bn a year company and stay around long .
you don 't take with a $20bn a year company and stay around long.
i get love but amber has made him fucking mushy and shit
i get love but amber has made him mushy
we need indiana jones to sort this shit out .
We need Indiana Jones to solve this problem
why the fuck do they even care about the price ?
Why do they even care about the price
haha i was like oh shit she was doing the myspace pose !
I was like oh! She was doing the my space pose
you 're fucking with my head ! ! ! ! !
You're breaking my brain
he changed ! okay ! he did , we all know it ! so please shut the fuck up !
he changed, okay? he did we all know it! So, please, be quiet.
if you dont like her shut up and leave .
if you dont like her, leave.
itt retards who still think pirating isn 't stealing .
Those who still think pirating isn’t stealing are naive
tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law .
the bankers didn 't break the law .
when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that shit is going to be expensive .
When there's only 57 of the rhinos left, it is going to be expensive.
it 's europe 's fucking job because that 's where the refugees are going .
It's Europe's job because thats where the refugees are going.
yes that would make my day smart ass
Yes, that would make my day dear.
someone who knows the guy get him on this shit .
someone who knows the guy get him on this
we are not as stupid as you think we are .
we are not as stupid as you think we are
" you gettin' this shit dave ? "
You understand dave
that country is a fucking shit hole .
I dont like that country
iraq ? who gives a shit about iraq any more ?
Iraq? Who cares about Iraq any more?
fuck me like you mean it .
love me like you mean it .
this is the behavior of tabloid trash , not professional journalism .
This is the bad behavior of tabloid, not professional journalism.
fucking give it to them .
Give it to them.
where the fuck was this obama when the democrats controlled congress .
where was obama when the democrats controlled congress
how the fuck is working in retail " living the dream "
How is working in retail "living the dream"
i bet youre ok with natives being treated like dogs .
I bet you're ok with locals being treated as animals.
who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to ?
Who is this supposed to appeal to?
omgggg i fuckin hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud
omgggg i hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud
rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who gives a fuck
My phone has been on 69%?all day, who cares
fucking love that song < 89 but i 'm listening to eminem right now haha
I love that song, but I am listening to eminem right now
i can 't believe people exist who believe that shit .
I can't believe that anybody whould believe this.
for the bible thumping idiots .
For those who read bible
georgia laws are totally fucked
georgia laws are unsuitable
throw enough shit against a wall , and something is gonna stick .
if you throw enough shit at the wall something will stick
u know i 'm right hoe ! ! u dont like what i post don 't read it bitch
You know I'm right. You don't like what I post, don't read it.
then find myself gettin jumped fuck i look like lmfao
then find myself gettin jumped i look like lmfao
omg why even comment if you don 't know shit about fuck .
Why do you comment if you don't know anything about it
i don 't feel like going to work man fuck
i don't feel like going to work man
hahaha i was on the way out when they starting to get strict with that dumb shit .
hahaha i was on the way out when they starting to get strict with that useless thing .
they are raising a shit pot of money .
they are raising a pot of money .
why the fuck is this getting upvoted ?
why is this getting upvoted ?
then why can 't i fucking buy beer on sunday mornings ?
Why I'm unable to buy beer on Sunday morning?
go fucking google it or something .
Go google it or something.
you guys in this comment section are fucking disgusting .
You guys in this comment section are not good.
your black bitch , get over it lol
You should get over it.
some of these morons think your comment is funny ?
Some of them think your comment is funny?
would he do this shit ?
Would he do this?
all the people talking shit about this link are secretly paid government employees working at area - 81
all the people talking ill about this link are secretly paid government employees working at area-81
lmao i saw that shit
lmao i saw that thing
dat fb shit i think
That FB thing, I think!
or don 't vote for the anti science anti education anti fucking paying the good damn bills party .
or dont vote for the anti science anti education anti paying the bills party
wouldn 't take much for a big lab factory facility to produce shit loads of illegal drugs .
wouldn 't take much for a big lab factory facility to produce loads of illegal drugs .
nah you know those lines are gonna be chill as fuck
Mah you know those lines are gonna be super chill
when did i fucking lie to you ? ! ? #
when did i lie to you ? ! ? #
hold the mother fuckin phones
Hold the phones.
lol na i discovered dat wen my home girls were playin gogo knew some shit had to have happen lol
lol na i discovered dat wen my home girls were playin gogo knew some work had to have happen lol
yeah , a walmart full of shoppers pulling their sidearms to shoot the person with a sidearm .
A walmart full of shoppers pulling their sidearms to shoot the person with it
shit , stein can 't have that .
Stein can't have that
same shit happened to me , lights went out on the signals then back on .
same happened to me , lights went out on the signals then back on .
kfgd dave steiren likes to open his bigot mouth and blast across the airwaves , referring to alcoholics .
dave steiren likes to open hismouth and blast across the airwaves , referring to alcoholics
dude you are fucked up
Dude you are in trouble
a federal prosecution is a total fuck story .
a federal prosecution is a total baseless story .
i wasn 't talking bout ya bestie cus i don 't fuck with em talkin but mannyy
i wasn 't talking bout ya bestie cus i don 't mess with em talkin but mannyy
what is with these retards anyway .
what is with them
shit , how much does reddit owe you ?
How much does reddit owe you?
that shit never happened under bush .
that never happened under bush .
dude are you fucking nuts ?
Have you gone off your mind?
its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe
It's Ciara larason jondelle and get it right
if you want to brutally murder people you might be fucked in the head as well .
If you want to brutally murder people, you must be crazy.
come back to bite them in the ass .
Come back to beat them
in other words , be an actual fucking political activist .
In other words, be a real political activist.
end the stupid , destructive criminalization of peoples choice or weaknesses and the opioid crisis would disappear .
Stop judging people based on their choices and weakness and this opioid crisis will end
whos takin me to see scream 86 ? ? yes im a bitch when it comes to scary movies
Who is taking me to a scream 86? I like scary movies
this shit is like clockwork .
This is like clockwork
been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 am " < your crazzzy ass .
been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78
she has a child and no fucking healthcare ?
She has a child and no healthcare?
that just blew my mind ! cant stand that bitch !
that just blew my mind ! cant stand that person!
first , this if true , is horribly fucked up .
first , this if true , is horribly messed up
and then fire all these idiots in the state legislator .
and then fire all employees in the state legislator
that 's so fucking , i don 't wanna go to uni yet then ! ! d
I don’t wanna go to university yet.
could you imagine being the voice actor for that fucking kid ?
Could you imagine being the voice actor for that kid
or do both just want to fuck each other up with zero fucks given about ukraine ?
or do both just want to destroy each other up with zero care given about ukraine ?
yeah but it 's really * great * shit !
yeah but it 's really * great *.
let them figure their shit out .
Let them figure it out.
he was laying in bed sobbing his ass off at how bad his life has been .
he was laying in bed sobbing off at how bad his life has been
bananas are gross as fuck .
bananas are gross.
however all of it is completely fucked up and it needs to be stopped .
however all of it is completely messed up and it needs to be stopped .
if there is one thing i learned tonight , i need to get my ass back in shape lmao
If there is something i learned tonight, i need to get my body back in shape
nah , that would be dick in
Nah,that would be fine.
- - your fucking lying to me yuu idiot
you are lying to me.
disappointingfilms scream 100 , predictable and generally shit .
Disappointing predictable films
i 'm shell - shocked as shit , now that i think about it .
I'm shell shocked and now that I think about it
damn you still up and aint sayin shit to me smh
you still up and aint saying anything to me
this shit should be regulated and taxed .
this should be regulated and taxed
it 's right - wing orwellian doublespeak for " fuck those commie union sonsabitches " .
It’s right- wing orwellian doublespeak for “against commie union people”
am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a pain in the ass sometimes
Am I the only one that thinks buttering waffles can be difficult sometimes
now we are supposed to pay for that stupid wall ?
Are we supposed to pay for that wall now?
hmmmmm but u still might need to get on his ass about what we talked about on the phone
hmmm but u still might need to pressure him about what we talked about on the phone.
shit comes out of assholes .
All the waste material from body comes out through anus.
&gt shit who elected this guy ?
who elected this guy ?
holy shit and here i am thinking my rent is obscene .
My rent is obscene
he is also fit as fuck , that 's why i follow him
he is also fit a lot , that 's why i follow him