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you don 't fuck with a $20bn a year company and stay around long . | you don 't take with a $20bn a year company and stay around long. |
i get love but amber has made him fucking mushy and shit | i get love but amber has made him mushy |
we need indiana jones to sort this shit out . | We need Indiana Jones to solve this problem |
why the fuck do they even care about the price ? | Why do they even care about the price |
haha i was like oh shit she was doing the myspace pose ! | I was like oh! She was doing the my space pose |
you 're fucking with my head ! ! ! ! ! | You're breaking my brain |
he changed ! okay ! he did , we all know it ! so please shut the fuck up ! | he changed, okay? he did we all know it! So, please, be quiet. |
if you dont like her shut up and leave . | if you dont like her, leave. |
itt retards who still think pirating isn 't stealing . | Those who still think pirating isn’t stealing are naive |
tough shit , the bankers didn 't break the law . | the bankers didn 't break the law . |
when there 's only 57 of the rhinos left , that shit is going to be expensive . | When there's only 57 of the rhinos left, it is going to be expensive. |
it 's europe 's fucking job because that 's where the refugees are going . | It's Europe's job because thats where the refugees are going. |
yes that would make my day smart ass | Yes, that would make my day dear. |
someone who knows the guy get him on this shit . | someone who knows the guy get him on this |
we are not as stupid as you think we are . | we are not as stupid as you think we are |
" you gettin' this shit dave ? " | You understand dave |
that country is a fucking shit hole . | I dont like that country |
iraq ? who gives a shit about iraq any more ? | Iraq? Who cares about Iraq any more? |
fuck me like you mean it . | love me like you mean it . |
this is the behavior of tabloid trash , not professional journalism . | This is the bad behavior of tabloid, not professional journalism. |
fucking give it to them . | Give it to them. |
where the fuck was this obama when the democrats controlled congress . | where was obama when the democrats controlled congress |
how the fuck is working in retail " living the dream " | How is working in retail "living the dream" |
i bet youre ok with natives being treated like dogs . | I bet you're ok with locals being treated as animals. |
who the fuck is this supposed to appeal to ? | Who is this supposed to appeal to? |
omgggg i fuckin hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud | omgggg i hateee thosee i literally jump off my seat and scream so loud |
rt my phone been on 69 % all day - who gives a fuck | My phone has been on 69%?all day, who cares |
fucking love that song < 89 but i 'm listening to eminem right now haha | I love that song, but I am listening to eminem right now |
i can 't believe people exist who believe that shit . | I can't believe that anybody whould believe this. |
for the bible thumping idiots . | For those who read bible |
georgia laws are totally fucked | georgia laws are unsuitable |
throw enough shit against a wall , and something is gonna stick . | if you throw enough shit at the wall something will stick |
u know i 'm right hoe ! ! u dont like what i post don 't read it bitch | You know I'm right. You don't like what I post, don't read it. |
then find myself gettin jumped fuck i look like lmfao | then find myself gettin jumped i look like lmfao |
omg why even comment if you don 't know shit about fuck . | Why do you comment if you don't know anything about it |
i don 't feel like going to work man fuck | i don't feel like going to work man |
hahaha i was on the way out when they starting to get strict with that dumb shit . | hahaha i was on the way out when they starting to get strict with that useless thing . |
they are raising a shit pot of money . | they are raising a pot of money . |
why the fuck is this getting upvoted ? | why is this getting upvoted ? |
then why can 't i fucking buy beer on sunday mornings ? | Why I'm unable to buy beer on Sunday morning? |
go fucking google it or something . | Go google it or something. |
you guys in this comment section are fucking disgusting . | You guys in this comment section are not good. |
your black bitch , get over it lol | You should get over it. |
some of these morons think your comment is funny ? | Some of them think your comment is funny? |
would he do this shit ? | Would he do this? |
all the people talking shit about this link are secretly paid government employees working at area - 81 | all the people talking ill about this link are secretly paid government employees working at area-81 |
lmao i saw that shit | lmao i saw that thing |
dat fb shit i think | That FB thing, I think! |
or don 't vote for the anti science anti education anti fucking paying the good damn bills party . | or dont vote for the anti science anti education anti paying the bills party |
wouldn 't take much for a big lab factory facility to produce shit loads of illegal drugs . | wouldn 't take much for a big lab factory facility to produce loads of illegal drugs . |
nah you know those lines are gonna be chill as fuck | Mah you know those lines are gonna be super chill |
when did i fucking lie to you ? ! ? # | when did i lie to you ? ! ? # |
hold the mother fuckin phones | Hold the phones. |
lol na i discovered dat wen my home girls were playin gogo knew some shit had to have happen lol | lol na i discovered dat wen my home girls were playin gogo knew some work had to have happen lol |
yeah , a walmart full of shoppers pulling their sidearms to shoot the person with a sidearm . | A walmart full of shoppers pulling their sidearms to shoot the person with it |
shit , stein can 't have that . | Stein can't have that |
same shit happened to me , lights went out on the signals then back on . | same happened to me , lights went out on the signals then back on . |
kfgd dave steiren likes to open his bigot mouth and blast across the airwaves , referring to alcoholics . | dave steiren likes to open hismouth and blast across the airwaves , referring to alcoholics |
dude you are fucked up | Dude you are in trouble |
a federal prosecution is a total fuck story . | a federal prosecution is a total baseless story . |
i wasn 't talking bout ya bestie cus i don 't fuck with em talkin but mannyy | i wasn 't talking bout ya bestie cus i don 't mess with em talkin but mannyy |
what is with these retards anyway . | what is with them |
shit , how much does reddit owe you ? | How much does reddit owe you? |
that shit never happened under bush . | that never happened under bush . |
dude are you fucking nuts ? | Have you gone off your mind? |
its ciara larason jondelle and get that shit right hoe | It's Ciara larason jondelle and get it right |
if you want to brutally murder people you might be fucked in the head as well . | If you want to brutally murder people, you must be crazy. |
come back to bite them in the ass . | Come back to beat them |
in other words , be an actual fucking political activist . | In other words, be a real political activist. |
end the stupid , destructive criminalization of peoples choice or weaknesses and the opioid crisis would disappear . | Stop judging people based on their choices and weakness and this opioid crisis will end |
whos takin me to see scream 86 ? ? yes im a bitch when it comes to scary movies | Who is taking me to a scream 86? I like scary movies |
this shit is like clockwork . | This is like clockwork |
been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 am " < your crazzzy ass . | been eatin swedish fish and twizzlers since 78 |
she has a child and no fucking healthcare ? | She has a child and no healthcare? |
that just blew my mind ! cant stand that bitch ! | that just blew my mind ! cant stand that person! |
first , this if true , is horribly fucked up . | first , this if true , is horribly messed up |
and then fire all these idiots in the state legislator . | and then fire all employees in the state legislator |
that 's so fucking , i don 't wanna go to uni yet then ! ! d | I don’t wanna go to university yet. |
could you imagine being the voice actor for that fucking kid ? | Could you imagine being the voice actor for that kid |
or do both just want to fuck each other up with zero fucks given about ukraine ? | or do both just want to destroy each other up with zero care given about ukraine ? |
yeah but it 's really * great * shit ! | yeah but it 's really * great *. |
let them figure their shit out . | Let them figure it out. |
he was laying in bed sobbing his ass off at how bad his life has been . | he was laying in bed sobbing off at how bad his life has been |
bananas are gross as fuck . | bananas are gross. |
however all of it is completely fucked up and it needs to be stopped . | however all of it is completely messed up and it needs to be stopped . |
if there is one thing i learned tonight , i need to get my ass back in shape lmao | If there is something i learned tonight, i need to get my body back in shape |
nah , that would be dick in | Nah,that would be fine. |
- - your fucking lying to me yuu idiot | you are lying to me. |
disappointingfilms scream 100 , predictable and generally shit . | Disappointing predictable films |
i 'm shell - shocked as shit , now that i think about it . | I'm shell shocked and now that I think about it |
damn you still up and aint sayin shit to me smh | you still up and aint saying anything to me |
this shit should be regulated and taxed . | this should be regulated and taxed |
it 's right - wing orwellian doublespeak for " fuck those commie union sonsabitches " . | It’s right- wing orwellian doublespeak for “against commie union people” |
am i the only one that thinks buttering waffles is a pain in the ass sometimes | Am I the only one that thinks buttering waffles can be difficult sometimes |
now we are supposed to pay for that stupid wall ? | Are we supposed to pay for that wall now? |
hmmmmm but u still might need to get on his ass about what we talked about on the phone | hmmm but u still might need to pressure him about what we talked about on the phone. |
shit comes out of assholes . | All the waste material from body comes out through anus. |
> shit who elected this guy ? | who elected this guy ? |
holy shit and here i am thinking my rent is obscene . | My rent is obscene |
he is also fit as fuck , that 's why i follow him | he is also fit a lot , that 's why i follow him |
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