bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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shit forgot it came out today	Sorry i forgot it came out today.
dont you fucking touch my edits again !	Don't touch my edits again!
i 'm 15 and still act like a fucking 15 yo lol	I'm acting my age
how the hell do you get upvoted for quoting the fucking article .	how on earth do you get upvoted for quoting the article.
bout to take a damn shower	I am about to take a shower
it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now .	It doesn't, it just means they can't do anything about it now.
oh fuck it made me laugh that everything is still there .	oh it made me laugh that everything is still there .
he has what it takes to stop this crap .	he has what it takes to stop this problems.
sorry to burst your bubble , but this shit absolutely happened in the us .	sorry to burst your bubble , but this thing absolutely happened in the us
the truth hurt your little ass or because this is your sense of control ?	The truth hurts or its your sense of control?
hell fuckin yeah it got quiet as shit in the car	it got quiet in the car
what a pathetic group of individuals and a pathetic institution for caving into this .	what ac group of individuals and a institution for caving into this
oh shit i thought u was from cali or something lol , wat part of queens ?	Oh, I thought you was from cali or something. Which part of Queens?
we re just supposed to know he she 's making shit up .	We're just supposed to know that she's making it all up
i wouldnt even say shit	i wouldnt even say anything
you have to be fucking kidding me if youre thinking that youre not one of these guys	You have to be kidding me if youre thinking that youre not one of these guys
but all the same , it 's shit .	but all the same it's bad
i don 't care if i get downvoted to hell , but amanda knox is guilty as fuck .	i don 't care if i get downvoted , but Amanda Knox is guilty .
so is sending abusive messages and hacking your virtual pro you dirty peice of shit	So did you have to send abusive messages and hack your virtual pro?
what the fuck is happening there .	What is happening here?
damn , he was back home and should have stayed there .	He was back home and should have stayed there.
" how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken fucking leg	how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken leg
shit these days that just means you get assumed to be a drug kingpin and targeted for civil forfeiture .	these days that just means you get assumed to be a drug kingpin and targeted for civil forfeiture .
mah letter was a load of random shit x	My letter was a mess.
the sun is a bitch with ugly legs	the sun is a bad and ugly thing
i wonder how cops feel about the families they have fucked up for no reason ?	I wonder how cops feel about the families they have treated unfairly ?
umm okay , im not wearing it any way smart ass !	umm okay , im not wearing it any way!
i feel so fucking bad -	I feel so bad.
be very careful what you wish for , mr piece of shit sorry , i mean netanyahu	be very careful what you wish for , mr netanyahu
aghhh fuck i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho	Aghhh I put it away already!!! I'm sure the lineup is online though.
he 's fucking with exit polls , there 's a con in there somewhere .	he's messing with exit polls, there's a con in there somewhere.
the poor should get to fucking work .	The poor should get to work.
catholics are much easier targets .	catholics are much easier targets .
mums making me go to school \ shit subjects today and detention all lunch -	mums making me go to school \boring subjects today and detention all lunch
shit wasnt lookin so good p	Things were not looking good
when you really think about it , the voters were incompetent .	When you really think about it, the voters where not good enough.
maybe a shit ton of people in japan are gay .	Maybe lot of people in Japan are gay.
lol ! i 'm not baking cakes ! that shit requires to much effort	Lol, I’m not baking cakes that stuff requires to much effort.
he gets shit on for a reason .	He gets mad for a reason
and i 'd hit you for it if i could move	If i could move, I'll teach you a lesson
holy shit was that place good .	That is a good place .
com sucks ass with the insane amount of ads it serves .	com is awful with the insane amount of ads it serves
holy shit if everyone having kids in their 97 s ?	What if everyone is having kids in their 97s
i defend my street with sticks , harsh language and my fuckin' good looks .	i defend my street with sticks , language and my good looks .
probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever the fuck they want .	When the cpc won a majority they will decide what they want to do
most of reddit doesn 't give a fuck unfortunately .	Most of Reddit doesn't give attention unfortunately
both sides ie the mass media is just fucked currently .	both sides ie the mass media is just ruined currently.
unsporting , whoever voted me that fuck you .	Whoever voted me for that, I felt very sad.
they would still vote for her lying , corrupt ass regardless of the facts .	They would still vote for her lying and corruption regardless of the facts.
if you say shit , you better do it	if you say this, you better do it
bro you went ham on that " stupid " track ! smh good shit !	bro you went ham on that "bad" track! smh good stuff!
that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail	That is such a joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail
is somebody making an ass out of u and me ?	Is somebody making fun of u and me ?
africa was shit before europeans , and shit after they left .	Africa was worst before Europeans, and still worse after they left.
oh shit you can jam to them at home with me if ya want	you can jam to them at home with me if you want
what the fuck did you do	what did you do
too fucking many of them on this website lately .	too many of them on this website lately .
they are corrupt , they do abominable deeds .	They are dishonest, they do abominable deeds.
and that didn 't fucking happen	and that didn 't happen
at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england	At least this expansion was designed by local architects, not the architects from England.
holy shit they are still together ? wtf ? why ?	they are still together ? why ?
i don 't know why but this comment made me shit bricks	i don 't know why but this comment made me scared.
bout to say , all energy commodities are low as shit right now .	all energy commodities are low right now .
i fucking knew this sensationalist bs would be the title of all posts to come .	i knew this sensationalist would be the title of all posts to come .
to say that masculinity is toxic is stupidity manifested in a malicious way .	to say that masculinity is toxic is wrongly manifested in a malicious way .
there 's a lady who 's atleast 66 years old dressed up for this shit - _ _ -	There's a lady who's at least 66 years old that dressed up for this.
we already kno ur gonna look , just donr be so obvious ! ! ! ! shit , my	We already know what you goona look, just don't be so obvious
and why the fuck wouldn 't he .	and why wouldn 't he .
thats what idiot trump does not understand .	That's what Trump does not understand
holy fuck that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago .	holy smokes that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago .
who the fuck is this guy ? ? ? ?	Who is this guy?
holy shit , he 's a cartoon character .	I'm shocked , he 's a cartoon character .
fucking shit ! they have money for that ! ?	they have money for that
and for fuck 's sake put the thing right down if police show up .	and for christ 's sake put the thing right down if police show up .
raging for a mc - fucking - griddle	raging for a mc griddle
this is a good ass game ! swear	this is a good game! i swear.
wiretapping ? how the fuck is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * ?	wiretapping ? how is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * ?
shit is so fucked that an article like this generates a resigned " meh " from the citizenry .	this is so bad that an article like this generates a resigned " meh " from the citizenry .
cuz son what if that shit turns out the shittest thing to ever touch your body	Cuz son what if that issue turns out badly
a fucking deal if you ask me .	A deal if you ask me.
no one fucks with our hat .	No one messes with our hat.
they are delicious but they cut the fuck outta the top of your mouth .	they are delicious but they cut the top of your mouth .
whoever wrote this article is a piece of shit	I don't like whoever wrote thos article
can we just go back to oos already and be done with this shit .	Can we just go back to oos already and finish this
nobody was making any accusation you fucking jackass .	Nobody is making accusation.
i 've seen a metric ton of awful shit on reddit but this story hit hard for some reason .	I have seen a lot of useless content on reddit but this story was moving for some reason.
why should his people have to suffer for what their piece of shit dictator does ?	why should his people have to suffer for what their dictator does ?
rt pizza papalis is fucking disgusting - i thought i was the only one !	pizza papalis is terrible ım sorry ı dont like it
i 'm only on twitter to repl to your dumb ass	I'm only on Twitter to reply to you.
fuck , my video card is tweaking out again .	my video card is tweaking out again
your request is just plain stupid .	Your request does not make sense.
if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and shit music , then cool .	if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and music , then cool .
how the fuck do you know who is in this " group " ?	how do you know who is in this " group " ?
holy shit , you are missing the whole point .	You are not understanding my explanation.
what a ridiculous , hateful post .	What an unsuitable post
why is it that when a conservative repeats talking points everyone loses their shit .	Why is it when a conservative is talking points everyone does not care?
lol why did dis shit make me laugh shawty ?	Why did this make me laugh shawty?
you need to stop putting your sucking thumb in light sockets , your brain is getting fried .	you need to stop putting your thumb in light sockets , your brain is getting fried .
reddit really is full of ignorant fucks	In reddit you might find a lot of people who knows nothing
smh rt rt and the fucked up part about this whole day is	smh rt rt and the bad part about this whole day is

shit forgot it came out today

Sorry i forgot it came out today.

dont you fucking touch my edits again !

Don't touch my edits again!

i 'm 15 and still act like a fucking 15 yo lol

I'm acting my age

how the hell do you get upvoted for quoting the fucking article .

how on earth do you get upvoted for quoting the article.

bout to take a damn shower

I am about to take a shower

it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now .

It doesn't, it just means they can't do anything about it now.

oh fuck it made me laugh that everything is still there .

oh it made me laugh that everything is still there .

he has what it takes to stop this crap .

he has what it takes to stop this problems.

sorry to burst your bubble , but this shit absolutely happened in the us .

sorry to burst your bubble , but this thing absolutely happened in the us

the truth hurt your little ass or because this is your sense of control ?

The truth hurts or its your sense of control?

hell fuckin yeah it got quiet as shit in the car

it got quiet in the car

what a pathetic group of individuals and a pathetic institution for caving into this .

what ac group of individuals and a institution for caving into this

oh shit i thought u was from cali or something lol , wat part of queens ?

Oh, I thought you was from cali or something. Which part of Queens?

we re just supposed to know he she 's making shit up .

We're just supposed to know that she's making it all up

i wouldnt even say shit

i wouldnt even say anything

you have to be fucking kidding me if youre thinking that youre not one of these guys

You have to be kidding me if youre thinking that youre not one of these guys

but all the same , it 's shit .

but all the same it's bad

i don 't care if i get downvoted to hell , but amanda knox is guilty as fuck .

i don 't care if i get downvoted , but Amanda Knox is guilty .

so is sending abusive messages and hacking your virtual pro you dirty peice of shit

So did you have to send abusive messages and hack your virtual pro?

what the fuck is happening there .

What is happening here?

damn , he was back home and should have stayed there .

He was back home and should have stayed there.

" how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken fucking leg

how is he doing the oregon trail on a broken leg

shit these days that just means you get assumed to be a drug kingpin and targeted for civil forfeiture .

these days that just means you get assumed to be a drug kingpin and targeted for civil forfeiture .

mah letter was a load of random shit x

My letter was a mess.

the sun is a bitch with ugly legs

the sun is a bad and ugly thing

i wonder how cops feel about the families they have fucked up for no reason ?

I wonder how cops feel about the families they have treated unfairly ?

umm okay , im not wearing it any way smart ass !

umm okay , im not wearing it any way!

i feel so fucking bad -

I feel so bad.

be very careful what you wish for , mr piece of shit sorry , i mean netanyahu

be very careful what you wish for , mr netanyahu

aghhh fuck i put it away already ! ! ! i 'm sure the lineup is online tho

Aghhh I put it away already!!! I'm sure the lineup is online though.

he 's fucking with exit polls , there 's a con in there somewhere .

he's messing with exit polls, there's a con in there somewhere.

the poor should get to fucking work .

The poor should get to work.

catholics are much easier targets .

mums making me go to school \ shit subjects today and detention all lunch -

mums making me go to school \boring subjects today and detention all lunch

shit wasnt lookin so good p

Things were not looking good

when you really think about it , the voters were incompetent .

When you really think about it, the voters where not good enough.

maybe a shit ton of people in japan are gay .

Maybe lot of people in Japan are gay.

lol ! i 'm not baking cakes ! that shit requires to much effort

Lol, I’m not baking cakes that stuff requires to much effort.

he gets shit on for a reason .

He gets mad for a reason

and i 'd hit you for it if i could move

If i could move, I'll teach you a lesson

holy shit was that place good .

That is a good place .

com sucks ass with the insane amount of ads it serves .

com is awful with the insane amount of ads it serves

holy shit if everyone having kids in their 97 s ?

What if everyone is having kids in their 97s

i defend my street with sticks , harsh language and my fuckin' good looks .

i defend my street with sticks , language and my good looks .

probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever the fuck they want .

When the cpc won a majority they will decide what they want to do

most of reddit doesn 't give a fuck unfortunately .

Most of Reddit doesn't give attention unfortunately

both sides ie the mass media is just fucked currently .

both sides ie the mass media is just ruined currently.

unsporting , whoever voted me that fuck you .

Whoever voted me for that, I felt very sad.

they would still vote for her lying , corrupt ass regardless of the facts .

They would still vote for her lying and corruption regardless of the facts.

if you say shit , you better do it

if you say this, you better do it

bro you went ham on that " stupid " track ! smh good shit !

bro you went ham on that "bad" track! smh good stuff!

that is such a fucking joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail

That is such a joke ! i just got $ 100 for my e - mail

is somebody making an ass out of u and me ?

Is somebody making fun of u and me ?

africa was shit before europeans , and shit after they left .

Africa was worst before Europeans, and still worse after they left.

oh shit you can jam to them at home with me if ya want

you can jam to them at home with me if you want

what the fuck did you do

what did you do

too fucking many of them on this website lately .

too many of them on this website lately .

they are corrupt , they do abominable deeds .

They are dishonest, they do abominable deeds.

and that didn 't fucking happen

and that didn 't happen

at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england

At least this expansion was designed by local architects, not the architects from England.

holy shit they are still together ? wtf ? why ?

they are still together ? why ?

i don 't know why but this comment made me shit bricks

i don 't know why but this comment made me scared.

bout to say , all energy commodities are low as shit right now .

all energy commodities are low right now .

i fucking knew this sensationalist bs would be the title of all posts to come .

i knew this sensationalist would be the title of all posts to come .

to say that masculinity is toxic is stupidity manifested in a malicious way .

to say that masculinity is toxic is wrongly manifested in a malicious way .

there 's a lady who 's atleast 66 years old dressed up for this shit - _ _ -

There's a lady who's at least 66 years old that dressed up for this.

we already kno ur gonna look , just donr be so obvious ! ! ! ! shit , my

We already know what you goona look, just don't be so obvious

and why the fuck wouldn 't he .

and why wouldn 't he .

thats what idiot trump does not understand .

That's what Trump does not understand

holy fuck that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago .

holy smokes that is quick , just saw it 82 mins ago .

who the fuck is this guy ? ? ? ?

Who is this guy?

holy shit , he 's a cartoon character .

I'm shocked , he 's a cartoon character .

fucking shit ! they have money for that ! ?

they have money for that

and for fuck 's sake put the thing right down if police show up .

and for christ 's sake put the thing right down if police show up .

raging for a mc - fucking - griddle

raging for a mc griddle

this is a good ass game ! swear

this is a good game! i swear.

wiretapping ? how the fuck is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * ?

wiretapping ? how is recording an open - air conversation * wiretapping * ?

shit is so fucked that an article like this generates a resigned " meh " from the citizenry .

this is so bad that an article like this generates a resigned " meh " from the citizenry .

cuz son what if that shit turns out the shittest thing to ever touch your body

Cuz son what if that issue turns out badly

a fucking deal if you ask me .

A deal if you ask me.

no one fucks with our hat .

No one messes with our hat.

they are delicious but they cut the fuck outta the top of your mouth .

they are delicious but they cut the top of your mouth .

whoever wrote this article is a piece of shit

I don't like whoever wrote thos article

can we just go back to oos already and be done with this shit .

Can we just go back to oos already and finish this

nobody was making any accusation you fucking jackass .

Nobody is making accusation.

i 've seen a metric ton of awful shit on reddit but this story hit hard for some reason .

I have seen a lot of useless content on reddit but this story was moving for some reason.

why should his people have to suffer for what their piece of shit dictator does ?

why should his people have to suffer for what their dictator does ?

rt pizza papalis is fucking disgusting - i thought i was the only one !

pizza papalis is terrible ım sorry ı dont like it

i 'm only on twitter to repl to your dumb ass

I'm only on Twitter to reply to you.

fuck , my video card is tweaking out again .

my video card is tweaking out again

your request is just plain stupid .

Your request does not make sense.

if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and shit music , then cool .

if you pay for petrol money and can put up with my driving and music , then cool .

how the fuck do you know who is in this " group " ?

how do you know who is in this " group " ?

holy shit , you are missing the whole point .

You are not understanding my explanation.

what a ridiculous , hateful post .

What an unsuitable post

why is it that when a conservative repeats talking points everyone loses their shit .

Why is it when a conservative is talking points everyone does not care?

lol why did dis shit make me laugh shawty ?

Why did this make me laugh shawty?

you need to stop putting your sucking thumb in light sockets , your brain is getting fried .

you need to stop putting your thumb in light sockets , your brain is getting fried .

reddit really is full of ignorant fucks

In reddit you might find a lot of people who knows nothing

smh rt rt and the fucked up part about this whole day is

smh rt rt and the bad part about this whole day is