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not even nelix would fuck her now . | Even nelix don't want her now. |
if i was pregnant i 'd go about my shit like a gangsta | If I was pregnant I'd do my things like a gangsta |
are you amazed to find out theyre not all mindless idiots ? | are you amazed to find out they're not all mindless? |
oh god , the chemical weapons that will be made out of this is fucking terrifying to think about . | oh god , the chemical weapons that will be made out of this is terrifying to think about |
who the fuck is this guy ? ? ? ? | who is this guy ? |
you make it sound like they have a central repository of snapchats so basically shits and child porn | It sounds like they store up illegal graphics content |
shit buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money . | buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money . |
what do i get when your " guarantee " falls flat on its ass ? | what do i get when your " guarantee " fails |
tired of sitting around doing fuck all because it 's too expensive to go anywhere . | Tired of sitting around, doing nothing because it's too expensive to go anywhere. |
perhaps youre a pathological liar . | Perhaps you are just a lier |
just tell me how old u are you ass hole | How old are you? |
giant ass moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective asses since the 54 's . | giant moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective members since the 54 's . |
absolutely fucking love the sheer amount of armchair dieticians and nutritional science experts nowadays . | absolutely love the sheer amount of armchair dieticians and nutritional science experts nowadays. |
your shitting on my heart . | You are hurting me |
that 's right bitches , that 's my seat | That's right. That's my seat. |
wtf is wrong with you people ? | what is wrong with you people ? |
> looks like we won its not a fucking game . | It is an unfair win. |
mhmmmm ! ! fucking love that man ! < 98 x | mhmmmm!! love that man! < 98 x |
there isn 't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level of shit . | There isn't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level. |
idk ? iheard her crying so iran my ass all the way over there but isaved her lmaao | Idk? iheard her crying so i ran all the way over there but isaved her |
this bitch i use to know | That lady i knew |
is it against to be stupid or discharging a weapon in city limits ? | is it against to be noob or discharging a weapon in city limits ? |
oh hells no chris is cheating me ? ! lmao we got a weird ass marriaqe lmao | Chris is cheating me,we got a wierd marriage |
did nobody think to make a penis shaped hat for trump to wear ? | I don’t like Trump |
wtf is wrong with you idiots ? | What's wrong with you |
shit liberia , get it together | Oh Liberia, get it together. |
org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random shit like this . | org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random things like this . |
only 29 something ahaha , but hes fucking sexy . | only 29 something ahaha , but hes sexy . |
i could use a big ass hamburger | I could use a big hamburger |
tristan isn 't that bad ! i just fucking love matt lanter . | Tristan isn't that bad I just love Matt Lanter . |
the crisis of opioid deaths is a direct result of the stupid and corrupt policy of prohibition . | The crisis of opiod deaths is a direct result of the corrupt policy of prohibition. |
he should man the fuck up . | He should man up |
you make us haves look like total jerks . | you make us look like bad persons. |
are you sure assad is not stupid ? | are you sure assad is alright? |
and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist shit . | And I’m not even going to respond to that apologist nonsense. |
do you like a lying president ? | do you like a lying president ? |
yeah , fuck terrorism , let 's support hezbollah ! | Yeah, no for terrorism, let's support heezbolla |
transracial is a fucking thing now ? | transracial is a thing now? |
your predictions aren 't worth shit and we all know it , " weather man . | your predictions are worthless and we all know it, "said the weatherman. |
you make me so fucking happy , you know that ? because | You make me so happy, you know that ? Because... |
i told you that you dont know who youre fucking with ! | I told you that you dont know who youre with ! |
cops are just kind of fucking wierd , the way they talk and such . | Police seem strange with the way they talk and such |
the mont 's queso is the shit . | The mont’s queso is not good |
this subreddit is for worldnews , not this shit . | this subreddit is for worldnews , not this . |
not gonna be able to block me now bitch ! | Not gonna be able to block me now! |
haha , crazy ass and thanks for the info on farting | Thanks for the information |
our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are rotten to the core ! | our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are corrupted |
the new inventory is a lot of crap . | The new inventory is not good. |
america treats the working class like dog shit . | America treats bad the working class |
eliminate the city council because they are useless as the late greor fasi used to point out ! | Eliminate the city Council because they are not productive as the late greor fasi used to point out! |
to be fair , most of cleveland is a fucking joke . | To be fair , most of cleveland is a joke. |
are you just a disgruntled loser ? | Are you just a person with no victory |
the last pope blessed an entire fucking fleet of ferraris . | The last pope blessed an entire fleat of ferraris. |
dude , you have a way of saying some of the most interesting shit | dude, you have a way of saying some of the most interesting |
hello ? i asked you a fucking question . | hello ? i asked you a question . |
what in the fuck are you referring too . | What are you referring too |
sullivan is a clueless idiot trying to rewrite history to make himself look better . | Sullivan is not well educated one trying to rewrite history to make himself look better |
fuck you , souless greedy fuck . | you are greedy |
im having the hardest time accepting that shit man ! ! ! irefuse to believe this shit | I am having the hardest time accepting that, I refuse to believe it |
the religious are similarly incapable of thinking rationally about religion . | The religious can't think probably rationally about religion. |
otherwise shit might have gotten real . | otherwise things might have gotten real . |
everything else , nothing but ass . | everything else , nothing |
nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to a crap song . | nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to an unpleasant song. |
anything with your sweet ass last name ! | Anything with your beautiful last name |
guess it beats being a thin fuck | Guess it beats to be thin |
i fucks wit rewind too , nobody ever rapped a song in reverse | i rewind too , nobody ever a song in reverse |
that was 41 - 41 type shit | that was 41 - 41 type |
her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol | She might not be able to leave the city lolol |
rwl thinks trump tweets like a drunken idiot . | Rwl thinks trump tweets are inappropriate. |
* leans againdt the side of the pool fucking as hard as i can * | I try to hang on the side of pool as much as I could. |
and will tell you useful idiots what to think ! . | I will tell some of the ignorant folks what to think. |
shes got to eat , drink , piss and shit . | She has to eat,drink and go to the loo. |
change you will , we dont want you here , dead or alive . | Change you will we don't want to see ypu here |
we don 't fucking live in africa dude . | We don't live in Africa brother. |
ouch , i had no clue what a bitch | Oh no i had no clue what a girl |
he is a scary maniac with a psychopath attitude . | He doesn’t seem to be in his senses |
please , please somebody take that nuclear football away from the idiot . | please , please somebody take that nuclear football away from him . |
im not going to admit to somehting i didnt fucking do . | I'm not going to admit to something l didn't do |
with my family yeah don 't think so any more fuck that shit . | with my family yeah don 't think so any more. |
holy shit ! trent reznor just won an oscar . | oh my god ! trent reznor just won an oscar . |
thats what the world is coming to , online shit talkers . | thats what the world is coming to , online talkers . |
transgender women are not going to hurt you or your children . | transgender women are not going to hurt you or your children . |
the man is an absolute piece of shit . | This man is nothing for me. |
and i was not fucking cooking loo | I was not cooking |
so basically dont be such a dick and fuck up wikipedia . | So basically don't be so bad and mess up Wikipedia |
her " will she won 't she " shit is pretty insufferable . | her " will she won 't she " is pretty insufferable |
this is dystopian as fuck . | This is dystopian. |
every time you flag the post like a coward you make my point . | every time you flag the post you make my point . |
lol i say whatevea the fuck i want | i say whatever i want |
cause you 're a fuckin coward . | cause you 're a afraid |
the fuck is this shit | This is not good |
you damn deserve what im going to do to you . | You deserve what im going to do to you |
just because the us doesn 't , it means jack shit for the rest of the world . | just because the us doesn 't , it means nothing for the rest of the world . |
you want to slay me | you want to defeat me |
there are lies , damn lies , statistics and worst of all polls . | there are lies, statistics and worst of all polls. |
democrats are fake , liars , deceivers , etc . | democrats aren't trustworthy |
nigga i member u had me and driving around lo0kin for that damn girl | I remember u had me and driving around looking for that girl |
and fuck i am proud of my nation . | and i am proud of my nation . |
if we cant attack iran fuck it then nebraska | if we cant attack iran give it us then nebraska |
i mean fuck it i 'm up that late anyway | It doesn't matter I'm up that late anyway |
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