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not even nelix would fuck her now .
Even nelix don't want her now.
if i was pregnant i 'd go about my shit like a gangsta
If I was pregnant I'd do my things like a gangsta
are you amazed to find out theyre not all mindless idiots ?
are you amazed to find out they're not all mindless?
oh god , the chemical weapons that will be made out of this is fucking terrifying to think about .
oh god , the chemical weapons that will be made out of this is terrifying to think about
who the fuck is this guy ? ? ? ?
who is this guy ?
you make it sound like they have a central repository of snapchats so basically shits and child porn
It sounds like they store up illegal graphics content
shit buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money .
buying duals now and sitting on them for a year is guaranteed money .
what do i get when your " guarantee " falls flat on its ass ?
what do i get when your " guarantee " fails
tired of sitting around doing fuck all because it 's too expensive to go anywhere .
Tired of sitting around, doing nothing because it's too expensive to go anywhere.
perhaps youre a pathological liar .
Perhaps you are just a lier
just tell me how old u are you ass hole
How old are you?
giant ass moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective asses since the 54 's .
giant moats , been saving imperialistic nations' collective members since the 54 's .
absolutely fucking love the sheer amount of armchair dieticians and nutritional science experts nowadays .
absolutely love the sheer amount of armchair dieticians and nutritional science experts nowadays.
your shitting on my heart .
You are hurting me
that 's right bitches , that 's my seat
That's right. That's my seat.
wtf is wrong with you people ?
what is wrong with you people ?
&gt looks like we won its not a fucking game .
It is an unfair win.
mhmmmm ! ! fucking love that man ! < 98 x
mhmmmm!! love that man! < 98 x
there isn 't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level of shit .
There isn't an age when you get mentally equipped for that level.
idk ? iheard her crying so iran my ass all the way over there but isaved her lmaao
Idk? iheard her crying so i ran all the way over there but isaved her
this bitch i use to know
That lady i knew
is it against to be stupid or discharging a weapon in city limits ?
is it against to be noob or discharging a weapon in city limits ?
oh hells no chris is cheating me ? ! lmao we got a weird ass marriaqe lmao
Chris is cheating me,we got a wierd marriage
did nobody think to make a penis shaped hat for trump to wear ?
I don’t like Trump
wtf is wrong with you idiots ?
What's wrong with you
shit liberia , get it together
Oh Liberia, get it together.
org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random shit like this .
org " there 's wikipedia articles for all sorts of random things like this .
only 29 something ahaha , but hes fucking sexy .
only 29 something ahaha , but hes sexy .
i could use a big ass hamburger
I could use a big hamburger
tristan isn 't that bad ! i just fucking love matt lanter .
Tristan isn't that bad I just love Matt Lanter .
the crisis of opioid deaths is a direct result of the stupid and corrupt policy of prohibition .
The crisis of opiod deaths is a direct result of the corrupt policy of prohibition.
he should man the fuck up .
He should man up
you make us haves look like total jerks .
you make us look like bad persons.
are you sure assad is not stupid ?
are you sure assad is alright?
and i 'm not even going to respond to that apologist shit .
And I’m not even going to respond to that apologist nonsense.
do you like a lying president ?
do you like a lying president ?
yeah , fuck terrorism , let 's support hezbollah !
Yeah, no for terrorism, let's support heezbolla
transracial is a fucking thing now ?
transracial is a thing now?
your predictions aren 't worth shit and we all know it , " weather man .
your predictions are worthless and we all know it, "said the weatherman.
you make me so fucking happy , you know that ? because
You make me so happy, you know that ? Because...
i told you that you dont know who youre fucking with !
I told you that you dont know who youre with !
cops are just kind of fucking wierd , the way they talk and such .
Police seem strange with the way they talk and such
the mont 's queso is the shit .
The mont’s queso is not good
this subreddit is for worldnews , not this shit .
this subreddit is for worldnews , not this .
not gonna be able to block me now bitch !
Not gonna be able to block me now!
haha , crazy ass and thanks for the info on farting
Thanks for the information
our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are rotten to the core !
our police departments and the cops who work in them all of them are corrupted
the new inventory is a lot of crap .
The new inventory is not good.
america treats the working class like dog shit .
America treats bad the working class
eliminate the city council because they are useless as the late greor fasi used to point out !
Eliminate the city Council because they are not productive as the late greor fasi used to point out!
to be fair , most of cleveland is a fucking joke .
To be fair , most of cleveland is a joke.
are you just a disgruntled loser ?
Are you just a person with no victory
the last pope blessed an entire fucking fleet of ferraris .
The last pope blessed an entire fleat of ferraris.
dude , you have a way of saying some of the most interesting shit
dude, you have a way of saying some of the most interesting
hello ? i asked you a fucking question .
hello ? i asked you a question .
what in the fuck are you referring too .
What are you referring too
sullivan is a clueless idiot trying to rewrite history to make himself look better .
Sullivan is not well educated one trying to rewrite history to make himself look better
fuck you , souless greedy fuck .
you are greedy
im having the hardest time accepting that shit man ! ! ! irefuse to believe this shit
I am having the hardest time accepting that, I refuse to believe it
the religious are similarly incapable of thinking rationally about religion .
The religious can't think probably rationally about religion.
otherwise shit might have gotten real .
otherwise things might have gotten real .
everything else , nothing but ass .
everything else , nothing
nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to a crap song .
nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to an unpleasant song.
anything with your sweet ass last name !
Anything with your beautiful last name
guess it beats being a thin fuck
Guess it beats to be thin
i fucks wit rewind too , nobody ever rapped a song in reverse
i rewind too , nobody ever a song in reverse
that was 41 - 41 type shit
that was 41 - 41 type
her ass might not be able to leave the city lolol
She might not be able to leave the city lolol
rwl thinks trump tweets like a drunken idiot .
Rwl thinks trump tweets are inappropriate.
* leans againdt the side of the pool fucking as hard as i can *
I try to hang on the side of pool as much as I could.
and will tell you useful idiots what to think ! .
I will tell some of the ignorant folks what to think.
shes got to eat , drink , piss and shit .
She has to eat,drink and go to the loo.
change you will , we dont want you here , dead or alive .
Change you will we don't want to see ypu here
we don 't fucking live in africa dude .
We don't live in Africa brother.
ouch , i had no clue what a bitch
Oh no i had no clue what a girl
he is a scary maniac with a psychopath attitude .
He doesn’t seem to be in his senses
please , please somebody take that nuclear football away from the idiot .
please , please somebody take that nuclear football away from him .
im not going to admit to somehting i didnt fucking do .
I'm not going to admit to something l didn't do
with my family yeah don 't think so any more fuck that shit .
with my family yeah don 't think so any more.
holy shit ! trent reznor just won an oscar .
oh my god ! trent reznor just won an oscar .
thats what the world is coming to , online shit talkers .
thats what the world is coming to , online talkers .
transgender women are not going to hurt you or your children .
transgender women are not going to hurt you or your children .
the man is an absolute piece of shit .
This man is nothing for me.
and i was not fucking cooking loo
I was not cooking
so basically dont be such a dick and fuck up wikipedia .
So basically don't be so bad and mess up Wikipedia
her " will she won 't she " shit is pretty insufferable .
her " will she won 't she " is pretty insufferable
this is dystopian as fuck .
This is dystopian.
every time you flag the post like a coward you make my point .
every time you flag the post you make my point .
lol i say whatevea the fuck i want
i say whatever i want
cause you 're a fuckin coward .
cause you 're a afraid
the fuck is this shit
This is not good
you damn deserve what im going to do to you .
You deserve what im going to do to you
just because the us doesn 't , it means jack shit for the rest of the world .
just because the us doesn 't , it means nothing for the rest of the world .
you want to slay me
you want to defeat me
there are lies , damn lies , statistics and worst of all polls .
there are lies, statistics and worst of all polls.
democrats are fake , liars , deceivers , etc .
democrats aren't trustworthy
nigga i member u had me and driving around lo0kin for that damn girl
I remember u had me and driving around looking for that girl
and fuck i am proud of my nation .
and i am proud of my nation .
if we cant attack iran fuck it then nebraska
if we cant attack iran give it us then nebraska
i mean fuck it i 'm up that late anyway
It doesn't matter I'm up that late anyway