bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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what the fuck is secret court ?	what is secret court ?
nothing says shits going down like a ghetto bird overhead .	nothing says its going down like a ghetto bird overhead .
omg , audition at 40 of mac ? shit .	Oh my god the audition is about to start.
* you need to step away from the fucking keyboard .	you need to step away from the keyboard.
angry mob of promarijuana folks asking for her job is ridiculous .	angry mob of promarijuana folks asking for her job is not good
well damn ! i like it	Well I like it
what the fuck is wrong with this world ?	What is wrong with this world?
cant their constituents see what idiots they are ?	cant their constituents see what kind of people they are?
who gives a shit if they 're drunk and high ?	Who cares if they're drunk or not?
oh , darn it , isnt the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuilding .	Oh no! Isn't it the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuiding?
nobody gives a fuck about iran .	Nobody cares about Iran.
that bitch ! lol joe is tryin to make me go downtown but im still sick as efff .	That woman!lol Joe is trying to make me go downtown but I'm still so sick.
even if none of the bros present have any idea what the fuck they are looking at .	even if none of the bros present have any idea what they are looking at
i simply stated sick little kids should be put down .	i simply stated those little kids should be put down .
damn damn nigga why do we live so far away	Why do we live so far away
i mention yur ass all the time , yu can never say im fake ever again mister	I mention your name all the time, you can never say I'm fake ever again mister.
i can 't wait for the press conference with pussy riot .	I can't wait for the press conference with riot.
what is wrong with you leftist nutbars .	What is wrong with you leftist
that 's just how fuck - all it means to be nominated .	that 's just- all it means to be nominated .
wholly shit 21 , 21 , 21 that should convince th un to write a sternly worded letter .	21 , 21 , 21 that should convince th un to write a sternly worded letter .
lee was alive today , this shit wouldnt be going on .	Lee was alive today, this wouldn't be going on.
how about the united states fucking government ?	How about the united states government?
and people actually voted for this moron ?	And people actually voted for this guy.
you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red .	you dont seem to get the i dont care concept red .
the poor are already fucked .	The poor are already effected.
you must be a teachers union thug !	you must be a teachers union member!
add all that shit up .	Add all that up
fuck ! it 's just for withdrawals	it 's just for withdrawals
i have an excuse to get off my ass and put something on it now .	i have an excuse to leave and put something on it now .
only a few are dicks by default , the rest are just situational dicks .	a few people are not good, the other ones are just bad because of situations they find themselves in.
lol why i gotta be a fuck face tho	lol why i gotta be a sad face tho
seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you	Seriously who does she think she is? Listen, no one really likes you
i wish he would bring me my fuckin phone back sheesh	I wish he would bring me my phone back.
fuck your title is confusing .	your title is confusing .
you gawd damn commie cult freaks are going to destroy our country !	you are going to destroy our country !
space is its own race , bitches !	space is its own race
though if you have ebola you 're basically spitting and shitting and throwing up blood so	If you have ebola, you are gonna be spitting and throwing up blood.
holy shit , i have the best idea ever .	I have a good idea.
you know your roomie ? ? rt got my housing shit today	You know your roommate? Got my homowork thing today
you can get a lot of shit onto a thumb drive .	you can get a lot of data onto a thumb drive .
i avoided that shit like the plague .	I carefully escaped that.
the moment people started posting shit comments like yours .	the moment people started posting comments like yours.
sometimes you have to give up being an entitled piece of shit for a reasonable cause .	sometimes you have to give up being so entitled for a reasonable cause.
theres a crazy , heavilyarmed shooter at your event .	there is a crazy , heavily armed shooter at your event .
you should probably look up the definition of terrorism you ignorant little twat	You should probably look for the definition of terrorism.
thanks for handling this idiot .	Thanks for handling this guy
how the * * fuck * * is this considered anything close to legal ?	how is this considered anything close to legal ?
and yet trumps whore wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences .	and yet trump's wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences
youre a complete idiot if thats what you think .	You should not think like that
as a squishy fucking mage .	As a squishy mage
he used shit like this to get around the constitutional restrictions on his power .	He used these tactics to get around the constitutional restrictions on his power.
john , he is a rich village idiot too .	John, he's a rich person of a village.
lmfao ! ! ! it happened and my friends were too embarrassed to record that shit	it happened and my friends were too embarrassed to record that thing
i 'm too broke to give a fuck about the next generation	I'm too broke to give a look about the next generation
honestly though , what the fuck was this guy doing walking around with a sword in the first place ?	honestly though , what was this guy doing walking around with a sword in the first place ?
you want us to start seeing motorcycles , dont drive like an idiot .	you want us to start seeing motorcycles , dont drive badly.
your comment is disgusting , but more than that , its unchristian .	Your comment is not good
he 's probably getting high off his ass again , because he 's a loner like that .	he 's probably getting high off again , because he 's a loner like that .
yeah , you stay whereever the fuck you are , we dont need you in mexico	Yeah, you stay wherever you are, we don't need you in Mexico.
shit , adam * runs back inside and gets him *	Adam, runs backs inside and gets him
holy fucking shit , you cant make this shit up .	Wow, you cant make it up
still really fucked up regardless .	still really messed up regardless
looking for attention causes people to think and act like idiots and he personifies that .	looking for attention causes people to think and act unwisely and he personifies that.
when i was younger i had no fucking idea what they were saying on this line	when i was younger i had no idea what they were saying on this line
i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to fucking murdoch 's bullshit " news "	i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to murdoch 's " news "
that 's pretty fucked up right there .	that 's pretty right there
shit , seems like there are a number of disappearances there foxnews .	Seems like there are a number of disappearances there, Foxnews.
if it was a 39 , the republicans were tongue deep in his ass .	If it were a 39, the republicans would have gotten their tongues out.
no u just talk a lot of shit about me and i 've had enough	U just talk a lot of about me and i Don't like that.
how the fuck did the criminal get the gun	How did the criminal get the gun?
who the fuck invests in any of his ventures ?	Who invests in any of his ventures
no offense dude but you are kind of a dick	You are bad.
i wish i could fucking sleep right now	I wish I could sleep right now.
none of your damn business !	This doesn't concern you!
who are the real parasites here .	Who is taking advantage of who here?
i 'm gamma kick your ass and i am gamma go buy one with	i 'm gamma defeat you and i am gamma go buy one with
get that son of a bitch off the field .	Get out of the field
my roomate is a pain in my ass and my ears .	my roomate is relly annoying
guess when you suck at what you do , you have to do what you have to do .	Even if you fail at what you do, you just have to do what you have to do.
it won 't really mean shit .	It won’t really mean anything
there will always be idiots who believe crazy shit .	There will always be people who believe in ridiculous stuffs
the politicians want to ensure that all stupid driving is included .	the politicians want to ensure that all careless driving is included
after all , i 'm just a random user on the internet , my opinion is worth jack shit .	after all, I'm just a random user on the internet, my opinions are not valid.
is actually a friend of the family so get ur fucking facts right	Is actually a friend of the family so get your facts right
it is better to remain silent and thought the fool , that to speak and remove all doubt	it is better to remain silent and thought of un informed , than to speak and remove all doubt
fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation .	get a nice paid vacation .
hahahahahahahahahaha - oh shit think of the countless mistakes we 've made .	hahahahahahahaha- thnk of many mistakes we've made
got some shit for the home gotti also .	Got some things for the home,gotti also
we should go to the mall and do ignorant hoodrat shit yo ?	we should go to the mall and do ignorant hoodrat thigs
grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha	Grabs handful of popcorn and throws at my friends! Ha
yea she flexxin on the rt too lol rt nigga did diddy just tweet you ! ? ! ?	yeah she flexing on the retweet too lol retweet buddy did diddy just tweet you?
plus , my momma was on some golddigger type shit & it was bothersome .	plus, my momma was on some fortune seeking path and it was bothersome.
the one killed was a dear friend to myself and many others so fuck off man	The one killed was a dear friend to myself and many others, so get out of here
and one dude that got a ton of pussy .	And one dude that lacks of courage.
flying to houston , though right now we are over the middle of butt fuck no where aka clouds	Flying to Houston,though right now we are over the clouds.
to make up for our people generallu being shit at actual bilinguity	To make up for our people generally being bad at actual bilinguity
you 're so fucked up that you won 't even remember this conversation tomorrow , anyway	You're loss that you won't even remeber this conversation tomorrow, anyway
and who the fuck doesn 't love puppies ?	and who doesn't love puppies?
just not as funny as yabba - dabba - bitch to me	just not as funny as yabba - dabba - to me
the only person to blame is the sick piece of trash that pulled the trigger .	The only person to blame is the one that pulled the trigger.

what the fuck is secret court ?

what is secret court ?

nothing says shits going down like a ghetto bird overhead .

nothing says its going down like a ghetto bird overhead .

omg , audition at 40 of mac ? shit .

Oh my god the audition is about to start.

* you need to step away from the fucking keyboard .

you need to step away from the keyboard.

angry mob of promarijuana folks asking for her job is ridiculous .

angry mob of promarijuana folks asking for her job is not good

well damn ! i like it

Well I like it

what the fuck is wrong with this world ?

What is wrong with this world?

cant their constituents see what idiots they are ?

cant their constituents see what kind of people they are?

who gives a shit if they 're drunk and high ?

Who cares if they're drunk or not?

oh , darn it , isnt the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuilding .

Oh no! Isn't it the dome infrastructure which now obviously needs rebuiding?

nobody gives a fuck about iran .

Nobody cares about Iran.

that bitch ! lol joe is tryin to make me go downtown but im still sick as efff .

That woman!lol Joe is trying to make me go downtown but I'm still so sick.

even if none of the bros present have any idea what the fuck they are looking at .

even if none of the bros present have any idea what they are looking at

i simply stated sick little kids should be put down .

i simply stated those little kids should be put down .

damn damn nigga why do we live so far away

Why do we live so far away

i mention yur ass all the time , yu can never say im fake ever again mister

I mention your name all the time, you can never say I'm fake ever again mister.

i can 't wait for the press conference with pussy riot .

I can't wait for the press conference with riot.

what is wrong with you leftist nutbars .

What is wrong with you leftist

that 's just how fuck - all it means to be nominated .

that 's just- all it means to be nominated .

wholly shit 21 , 21 , 21 that should convince th un to write a sternly worded letter .

21 , 21 , 21 that should convince th un to write a sternly worded letter .

lee was alive today , this shit wouldnt be going on .

Lee was alive today, this wouldn't be going on.

how about the united states fucking government ?

How about the united states government?

and people actually voted for this moron ?

And people actually voted for this guy.

you dont seem to get the i dont give a shit concept red .

you dont seem to get the i dont care concept red .

the poor are already fucked .

The poor are already effected.

you must be a teachers union thug !

you must be a teachers union member!

add all that shit up .

Add all that up

fuck ! it 's just for withdrawals

it 's just for withdrawals

i have an excuse to get off my ass and put something on it now .

i have an excuse to leave and put something on it now .

only a few are dicks by default , the rest are just situational dicks .

a few people are not good, the other ones are just bad because of situations they find themselves in.

lol why i gotta be a fuck face tho

lol why i gotta be a sad face tho

seriously who that fuck does think she is ? listen bitch , no one fucking likes you

Seriously who does she think she is? Listen, no one really likes you

i wish he would bring me my fuckin phone back sheesh

I wish he would bring me my phone back.

fuck your title is confusing .

your title is confusing .

you gawd damn commie cult freaks are going to destroy our country !

you are going to destroy our country !

space is its own race , bitches !

space is its own race

though if you have ebola you 're basically spitting and shitting and throwing up blood so

If you have ebola, you are gonna be spitting and throwing up blood.

holy shit , i have the best idea ever .

I have a good idea.

you know your roomie ? ? rt got my housing shit today

You know your roommate? Got my homowork thing today

you can get a lot of shit onto a thumb drive .

you can get a lot of data onto a thumb drive .

i avoided that shit like the plague .

I carefully escaped that.

the moment people started posting shit comments like yours .

the moment people started posting comments like yours.

sometimes you have to give up being an entitled piece of shit for a reasonable cause .

sometimes you have to give up being so entitled for a reasonable cause.

theres a crazy , heavilyarmed shooter at your event .

there is a crazy , heavily armed shooter at your event .

you should probably look up the definition of terrorism you ignorant little twat

You should probably look for the definition of terrorism.

thanks for handling this idiot .

Thanks for handling this guy

how the * * fuck * * is this considered anything close to legal ?

how is this considered anything close to legal ?

and yet trumps whore wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences .

and yet trump's wife violated the terms of her visa and has suffered no consequences

youre a complete idiot if thats what you think .

You should not think like that

as a squishy fucking mage .

As a squishy mage

he used shit like this to get around the constitutional restrictions on his power .

He used these tactics to get around the constitutional restrictions on his power.

john , he is a rich village idiot too .

John, he's a rich person of a village.

lmfao ! ! ! it happened and my friends were too embarrassed to record that shit

it happened and my friends were too embarrassed to record that thing

i 'm too broke to give a fuck about the next generation

I'm too broke to give a look about the next generation

honestly though , what the fuck was this guy doing walking around with a sword in the first place ?

honestly though , what was this guy doing walking around with a sword in the first place ?

you want us to start seeing motorcycles , dont drive like an idiot .

you want us to start seeing motorcycles , dont drive badly.

your comment is disgusting , but more than that , its unchristian .

Your comment is not good

he 's probably getting high off his ass again , because he 's a loner like that .

he 's probably getting high off again , because he 's a loner like that .

yeah , you stay whereever the fuck you are , we dont need you in mexico

Yeah, you stay wherever you are, we don't need you in Mexico.

shit , adam * runs back inside and gets him *

Adam, runs backs inside and gets him

holy fucking shit , you cant make this shit up .

Wow, you cant make it up

still really fucked up regardless .

still really messed up regardless

looking for attention causes people to think and act like idiots and he personifies that .

looking for attention causes people to think and act unwisely and he personifies that.

when i was younger i had no fucking idea what they were saying on this line

when i was younger i had no idea what they were saying on this line

i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to fucking murdoch 's bullshit " news "

i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to murdoch 's " news "

that 's pretty fucked up right there .

that 's pretty right there

shit , seems like there are a number of disappearances there foxnews .

Seems like there are a number of disappearances there, Foxnews.

if it was a 39 , the republicans were tongue deep in his ass .

If it were a 39, the republicans would have gotten their tongues out.

no u just talk a lot of shit about me and i 've had enough

U just talk a lot of about me and i Don't like that.

how the fuck did the criminal get the gun

How did the criminal get the gun?

who the fuck invests in any of his ventures ?

Who invests in any of his ventures

no offense dude but you are kind of a dick

You are bad.

i wish i could fucking sleep right now

I wish I could sleep right now.

none of your damn business !

This doesn't concern you!

who are the real parasites here .

Who is taking advantage of who here?

i 'm gamma kick your ass and i am gamma go buy one with

i 'm gamma defeat you and i am gamma go buy one with

get that son of a bitch off the field .

Get out of the field

my roomate is a pain in my ass and my ears .

my roomate is relly annoying

guess when you suck at what you do , you have to do what you have to do .

Even if you fail at what you do, you just have to do what you have to do.

it won 't really mean shit .

It won’t really mean anything

there will always be idiots who believe crazy shit .

There will always be people who believe in ridiculous stuffs

the politicians want to ensure that all stupid driving is included .

the politicians want to ensure that all careless driving is included

after all , i 'm just a random user on the internet , my opinion is worth jack shit .

after all, I'm just a random user on the internet, my opinions are not valid.

is actually a friend of the family so get ur fucking facts right

Is actually a friend of the family so get your facts right

it is better to remain silent and thought the fool , that to speak and remove all doubt

it is better to remain silent and thought of un informed , than to speak and remove all doubt

fuck up big , get a nice paid vacation .

get a nice paid vacation .

hahahahahahahahahaha - oh shit think of the countless mistakes we 've made .

hahahahahahahaha- thnk of many mistakes we've made

got some shit for the home gotti also .

Got some things for the home,gotti also

we should go to the mall and do ignorant hoodrat shit yo ?

we should go to the mall and do ignorant hoodrat thigs

grabs handfull of popcorn and thros at my bitches ! ha

Grabs handful of popcorn and throws at my friends! Ha

yea she flexxin on the rt too lol rt nigga did diddy just tweet you ! ? ! ?

yeah she flexing on the retweet too lol retweet buddy did diddy just tweet you?

plus , my momma was on some golddigger type shit & it was bothersome .

plus, my momma was on some fortune seeking path and it was bothersome.

the one killed was a dear friend to myself and many others so fuck off man

The one killed was a dear friend to myself and many others, so get out of here

and one dude that got a ton of pussy .

And one dude that lacks of courage.

flying to houston , though right now we are over the middle of butt fuck no where aka clouds

Flying to Houston,though right now we are over the clouds.

to make up for our people generallu being shit at actual bilinguity

To make up for our people generally being bad at actual bilinguity

you 're so fucked up that you won 't even remember this conversation tomorrow , anyway

You're loss that you won't even remeber this conversation tomorrow, anyway

and who the fuck doesn 't love puppies ?

and who doesn't love puppies?

just not as funny as yabba - dabba - bitch to me

just not as funny as yabba - dabba - to me

the only person to blame is the sick piece of trash that pulled the trigger .

The only person to blame is the one that pulled the trigger.