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as ive said before youre an idiot .
as ive said before youre wrong .
lol you don 't fuck wit ya homie
Lol you don't mess with ya homie
we are not totally stupid , we know she works for cnn .
we are not totally stupid , we know she works for cnn .
damn your country is weird .
Your country is weird
who the * fuck * can relax their body when they 're being torn apart by a german shepherd ?
Who exactly can relax their body when they're bitten by a German shepherd?
the stupid guessing games ! who gives a shit where the little shit is .
the guessing games ! who cares where that little is .
your sour grapes are pathetic i prefer to be grateful for our leaders , conservative or liberal
i prefer to be grateful for our leaders , conservative or liberal
i can actually play the trumpet you filthy bitches !
I can actually play the trumpet.
we can 't taint the good dick with the likes of a cheney .
we can't taint the good thing with the likes of a cheney.
ctfu ! just say it big head , you love me ! haha you not gonna do shit iight
just say it, you love me! haha you not gonna do it
libyans had free health care before your boy barry fucked everything up .
libyans had free health care before your boy changed things
needs to happen by 27 or we are fucked
This needs to happen by 27.
thank you for taking the time to display for all your riveting ignorance .
Thank you for taking the time to display
lol well your question is fucking wack
Your question isn’t good
talk about taking spinning yourself stupid to an art form .
Talk about taking spinning yourself to an art form.
how would u feel if u saw shit like that u would be mad to
How would you feel if they also mad on you like this?
otherwise , they give zero fucks .
Otherwise, they don't care.
maybe blacks should be thankful for their good fortune !
maybe black people should be thankful for their good fortune !
that was the corniest fucking thing ever , but fuck it , have an upvote
that was the corniest thing ever , but , have an upvote
umm i jus found out some shit
I just found out something.
you want to pimp - slap them when you listen to the shit they say
You want to discipline them when you listen to the bad things they say.
sad fuck , why the caps ? l
sad news , why the caps?
and our leaders politicians media are generally too pussy to point it out .
and our leaders politicians media are generally too afraid to point it out .
haha , you 're such a big ass baby
haha , you 're such a baby
i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want fucking facts .
i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want facts
putin is full of shit and we all know it .
putin is a bad person and we know it
but now that shit is illegal
But now that thing is illegal
youre making that crap up .
youre making that up .
you dont even realize the stupidity of what you just said .
you dont even realize what you just said.
donald trump says taxes are for stupid people .
Donald trump says taxes are for those who don't think
did you notice he called that guy a scumbag ?
did you notice he called that guy a bad word?
seriously , what the fuck kind of news have you been watching ?
Seriously, what kind of news are you watching?
no president of mine is as corrupt , inept , and lies as much as trump .
no president of mine is as bad as trump
shit was in the tunnel jawn when we were walkin back to the car
It was in the tunnel jawn when we were walking back to the car
shit i will lol i 'm very observant
I will lol I'm very observant
its entertaining , but for fucks sake why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ?
its entertaining , but why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ?
aside from a questionable epilogue casting , fucking exceptional ! ! loved every second ! !
It was an questionable epilogue casting. I loved it!
fuck i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs
I thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs
i think they just added more programming but i couldnt get with that plain weather shit
I think they added more programming but i couldn't get with that plain weather
heel or face , he 's pretty fucking amazing .
Heel or face, he 's pretty amazing.
fuck off , i 'm doing stuff
Go away, I'm doing stuff.
if you touch one white child we will make your life a living hell .
if you touch one white child we will make your life a living bad
tryna follow your big ass footsteps ! besides that , just chillin .
Tryna follow your big footsteps! Besides that, just chillin
fuck i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now .
i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now .
lol get fucking real dude .
LOL. get real, dude.
nato isn 't gonna do shit if russia stops being nice .
Nato isn't gonna do it if russia stops being nice
what the fuck do you want me to do ?
What do you want me to do?
anything with your sweet ass last name !
anything with your last name !
fuck , pisses me off thinking about all these clowns .
It makes me angry thinking about all these people
i have no fucking clue what this question is asking
I don't have any idea about the answer of this question.
but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? the fuck is wrong with you ?
But one for their rights of entertainment activities? What is wrong with you?
every single one of them are liars !
All of them are not right.
who the fuck cares what either of them think ?
Who cares what either of them think
this village idiot needs a long stay in the gitmo asylum .
He needs a longer stay at the asylum.
it 's not my fault they 've got a shit job !
It's not my fault they've got a bad job.
them shits expensive , but they pretty as hell .
these are expensive but pretty at the same time
ptsd can really fuck with a person ! shouldn 't be overlooked .
PTSD can really harm a person! It shouldn't be overlooked.
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there .
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just standing there .
where we have no in n out burger , not a fucking one
Where we can have a good burger ?
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " fuck them
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis "
rt gorilla bitch get me a soda
Get me a soda
this is what brad sherman and his despicable left have done !
this is what brad sherman and his left have done!
the best republican has done more shadier shit than hillary and obama combined .
The republicans have done more unsavory things than Hillary and Obama combined
got a lucky ass text
Got a lucky text
why the fuck not , bishop is cool
Why not? Bishop is cool.
i really fuck wit this dr
I am not comfortable wit this dr
go to 5 major cities in britain where you cant walk because you are white .
go to 91 major cities in britain where you cant walk because you are caucasian.
are you fucking kidding me ?
are you kidding me?
you know those are the same fucking thing right ?
you know those are the same thing right?
this is the motha fuckin guy that did the gears of war thing motha fucka .
This is the guy that fid the gears of war thing
fuck you stealing my jokes n shit
you are stealing my jokes.
glad you think mexico is a dump , ill enjoy it that much more knowing youre not around .
I am glad you don't like mexico, I will enjoy it without you.
two days ago i saw a stupid driver driving backwards on a half block .
Two days ago i saw a driver driving backwards on a half block
lol , yeah this grown ass bxtch was tryna argue with me on the internet
Lol, yeah this grown girl was trying argue with me on the internet.
lmao shit gone be blacker den me lol
My problems would be darker than me.
productivity is off the fucking charts .
Productivity is off the charts.
just take the fucking upvote .
Just take the upvote.
man we been busy as shit
man we been so busy
both sides are cunts at this point .
Both sides are weak at this point.
fuckin yoda just tweeted me !
Yoda just tweeted me
we arent even on the same fucking continent .
We aren't even on the same continent.
this is islamic terrorism and nothing else .
this is terrorism and nothing else.
cola adjustments have shit to do with this story .
Cola adjustments have to do with this story.
you said " 10 fucking hours ago
You said 10 hours ago
i have to hand it to the israel uber alles crowd , they have that shit down pat .
i have to hand it to the israel uber alles crowd , they have that down pat .
they fucking arranged with the city to protest .
They arranged with the city to protest.
good comment , but the reference to the idiot altrighters was a bit uncalled for .
good comment, but the reference to unsuitable altrighters was a bit uncalled for.
assuming they can aim the darn thing .
assuming they can aim that thing
here come the babyboomers , as if they have not fucked enough up .
Here come the baby boomers, as if they have not messed enough up.
no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of fucking manhattan was rocked .
No we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of manhattan was rocked .
pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a stick up your ass and chip on your shoulder
pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a move your body and chip on your shoulder
if any of this true , hear indians should be strung up and hung out to dry .
If this is true indians should be punished
what an incredibly retarded comment .
what an uninformed comment
as always i don 't get you lol it 's summer enjoy that shit only comes once a yr
As always I dun understand u but it's summer enjoy that will happen once in a yr
that shit is actually fixable .
that is actually fixable .
america has had this silly drumbeat for over two years .
America has had this bad drumbeat for over two years
she 's into all this anime shit + julian casablancas
she's into all this anime julian casablancas
your ignorant comment says it all .
your comment says it all .
me and you are going out tomorrow night ima pick ya little sweet ass up .
Me and you are going out tomorrow night i am picking you up
thanks to the fuck ton of rain we got .
The high rainfall has caused some issues