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as ive said before youre an idiot . | as ive said before youre wrong . |
lol you don 't fuck wit ya homie | Lol you don't mess with ya homie |
we are not totally stupid , we know she works for cnn . | we are not totally stupid , we know she works for cnn . |
damn your country is weird . | Your country is weird |
who the * fuck * can relax their body when they 're being torn apart by a german shepherd ? | Who exactly can relax their body when they're bitten by a German shepherd? |
the stupid guessing games ! who gives a shit where the little shit is . | the guessing games ! who cares where that little is . |
your sour grapes are pathetic i prefer to be grateful for our leaders , conservative or liberal | i prefer to be grateful for our leaders , conservative or liberal |
i can actually play the trumpet you filthy bitches ! | I can actually play the trumpet. |
we can 't taint the good dick with the likes of a cheney . | we can't taint the good thing with the likes of a cheney. |
ctfu ! just say it big head , you love me ! haha you not gonna do shit iight | just say it, you love me! haha you not gonna do it |
libyans had free health care before your boy barry fucked everything up . | libyans had free health care before your boy changed things |
needs to happen by 27 or we are fucked | This needs to happen by 27. |
thank you for taking the time to display for all your riveting ignorance . | Thank you for taking the time to display |
lol well your question is fucking wack | Your question isn’t good |
talk about taking spinning yourself stupid to an art form . | Talk about taking spinning yourself to an art form. |
how would u feel if u saw shit like that u would be mad to | How would you feel if they also mad on you like this? |
otherwise , they give zero fucks . | Otherwise, they don't care. |
maybe blacks should be thankful for their good fortune ! | maybe black people should be thankful for their good fortune ! |
that was the corniest fucking thing ever , but fuck it , have an upvote | that was the corniest thing ever , but , have an upvote |
umm i jus found out some shit | I just found out something. |
you want to pimp - slap them when you listen to the shit they say | You want to discipline them when you listen to the bad things they say. |
sad fuck , why the caps ? l | sad news , why the caps? |
and our leaders politicians media are generally too pussy to point it out . | and our leaders politicians media are generally too afraid to point it out . |
haha , you 're such a big ass baby | haha , you 're such a baby |
i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want fucking facts . | i don 't want one person 's words against another , i want facts |
putin is full of shit and we all know it . | putin is a bad person and we know it |
but now that shit is illegal | But now that thing is illegal |
youre making that crap up . | youre making that up . |
you dont even realize the stupidity of what you just said . | you dont even realize what you just said. |
donald trump says taxes are for stupid people . | Donald trump says taxes are for those who don't think |
did you notice he called that guy a scumbag ? | did you notice he called that guy a bad word? |
seriously , what the fuck kind of news have you been watching ? | Seriously, what kind of news are you watching? |
no president of mine is as corrupt , inept , and lies as much as trump . | no president of mine is as bad as trump |
shit was in the tunnel jawn when we were walkin back to the car | It was in the tunnel jawn when we were walking back to the car |
shit i will lol i 'm very observant | I will lol I'm very observant |
its entertaining , but for fucks sake why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ? | its entertaining , but why do they boldly walk right into the meat grinder like that ? |
aside from a questionable epilogue casting , fucking exceptional ! ! loved every second ! ! | It was an questionable epilogue casting. I loved it! |
fuck i thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs | I thought it was just me and the tv put on 23 lbs |
i think they just added more programming but i couldnt get with that plain weather shit | I think they added more programming but i couldn't get with that plain weather |
heel or face , he 's pretty fucking amazing . | Heel or face, he 's pretty amazing. |
fuck off , i 'm doing stuff | Go away, I'm doing stuff. |
if you touch one white child we will make your life a living hell . | if you touch one white child we will make your life a living bad |
tryna follow your big ass footsteps ! besides that , just chillin . | Tryna follow your big footsteps! Besides that, just chillin |
fuck i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now . | i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now . |
lol get fucking real dude . | LOL. get real, dude. |
nato isn 't gonna do shit if russia stops being nice . | Nato isn't gonna do it if russia stops being nice |
what the fuck do you want me to do ? | What do you want me to do? |
anything with your sweet ass last name ! | anything with your last name ! |
fuck , pisses me off thinking about all these clowns . | It makes me angry thinking about all these people |
i have no fucking clue what this question is asking | I don't have any idea about the answer of this question. |
but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? the fuck is wrong with you ? | But one for their rights of entertainment activities? What is wrong with you? |
every single one of them are liars ! | All of them are not right. |
who the fuck cares what either of them think ? | Who cares what either of them think |
this village idiot needs a long stay in the gitmo asylum . | He needs a longer stay at the asylum. |
it 's not my fault they 've got a shit job ! | It's not my fault they've got a bad job. |
them shits expensive , but they pretty as hell . | these are expensive but pretty at the same time |
ptsd can really fuck with a person ! shouldn 't be overlooked . | PTSD can really harm a person! It shouldn't be overlooked. |
i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just fucking standing there . | i can 't even imagine how cold everyone is just standing there . |
where we have no in n out burger , not a fucking one | Where we can have a good burger ? |
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " fuck them | and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " |
rt gorilla bitch get me a soda | Get me a soda |
this is what brad sherman and his despicable left have done ! | this is what brad sherman and his left have done! |
the best republican has done more shadier shit than hillary and obama combined . | The republicans have done more unsavory things than Hillary and Obama combined |
got a lucky ass text | Got a lucky text |
why the fuck not , bishop is cool | Why not? Bishop is cool. |
i really fuck wit this dr | I am not comfortable wit this dr |
go to 5 major cities in britain where you cant walk because you are white . | go to 91 major cities in britain where you cant walk because you are caucasian. |
are you fucking kidding me ? | are you kidding me? |
you know those are the same fucking thing right ? | you know those are the same thing right? |
this is the motha fuckin guy that did the gears of war thing motha fucka . | This is the guy that fid the gears of war thing |
fuck you stealing my jokes n shit | you are stealing my jokes. |
glad you think mexico is a dump , ill enjoy it that much more knowing youre not around . | I am glad you don't like mexico, I will enjoy it without you. |
two days ago i saw a stupid driver driving backwards on a half block . | Two days ago i saw a driver driving backwards on a half block |
lol , yeah this grown ass bxtch was tryna argue with me on the internet | Lol, yeah this grown girl was trying argue with me on the internet. |
lmao shit gone be blacker den me lol | My problems would be darker than me. |
productivity is off the fucking charts . | Productivity is off the charts. |
just take the fucking upvote . | Just take the upvote. |
man we been busy as shit | man we been so busy |
both sides are cunts at this point . | Both sides are weak at this point. |
fuckin yoda just tweeted me ! | Yoda just tweeted me |
we arent even on the same fucking continent . | We aren't even on the same continent. |
this is islamic terrorism and nothing else . | this is terrorism and nothing else. |
cola adjustments have shit to do with this story . | Cola adjustments have to do with this story. |
you said " 10 fucking hours ago | You said 10 hours ago |
i have to hand it to the israel uber alles crowd , they have that shit down pat . | i have to hand it to the israel uber alles crowd , they have that down pat . |
they fucking arranged with the city to protest . | They arranged with the city to protest. |
good comment , but the reference to the idiot altrighters was a bit uncalled for . | good comment, but the reference to unsuitable altrighters was a bit uncalled for. |
assuming they can aim the darn thing . | assuming they can aim that thing |
here come the babyboomers , as if they have not fucked enough up . | Here come the baby boomers, as if they have not messed enough up. |
no we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of fucking manhattan was rocked . | No we should 've all done some demonstrations in new york when half of manhattan was rocked . |
pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a stick up your ass and chip on your shoulder | pills ? why , you have no chemical imbalance just a move your body and chip on your shoulder |
if any of this true , hear indians should be strung up and hung out to dry . | If this is true indians should be punished |
what an incredibly retarded comment . | what an uninformed comment |
as always i don 't get you lol it 's summer enjoy that shit only comes once a yr | As always I dun understand u but it's summer enjoy that will happen once in a yr |
that shit is actually fixable . | that is actually fixable . |
america has had this silly drumbeat for over two years . | America has had this bad drumbeat for over two years |
she 's into all this anime shit + julian casablancas | she's into all this anime julian casablancas |
your ignorant comment says it all . | your comment says it all . |
me and you are going out tomorrow night ima pick ya little sweet ass up . | Me and you are going out tomorrow night i am picking you up |
thanks to the fuck ton of rain we got . | The high rainfall has caused some issues |
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