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if this is what the community wants , who gives a shit ? | If this is what the community wants, who cares? |
or it the usual limp dick response ? | or is it the usual limp response? |
for fucks sake dea - how much more evidence do you need ? | how much more evidence do you need ? |
you want to get nuked in your ass ? | You want to get trouble? |
that 's just one fucking federal program . | that 's just one federal program . |
which is , obviously , fucking retarded . | which is obviously retarded . |
the huskies will no longer be top dog but just your average bitch . | The Huskies will no longer be top dog |
i think the whole paparazzi business is fucked up ! they need to know when to stop ! | I think the entire media business is not good! They need to know their limits. |
who think i sud grow so dreads so i can swing them bitches lol | who think i sud grow so dreads so i can swing them |
she is looking like shite . | she is looking like bad |
my dumb ass had no clue , lol , but i 'm definitely following back | i didn't knew anything, but i 'm definitely following back |
what type of shit is this , i 'm in a taxi haha | what is this , i 'm in a taxi haha |
bitch you don 't know my life ! | You don't know my life |
everyone 's saying it 's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this shit . | everyone's saying it's about the other guy and not taking a millisecond to research this things. |
and he isnt a racist unlike jason z and his potty mouth . | And he is a good man unlike Jason z . |
smh oh well maybe this backlash will wake that fat ass of hers up lolol | Smh oh well maybe this backlash will wake her up lolo |
hahaha fuck , what a par ! | What a par! |
i just saw one of those and couldnt fucking believe it . | I just saw one of those and couldn't really believe it. |
the lot of them are not worthy of respect and should be driven from the communityent people . | Lot of people do not deserve respect,they are supposed to be driven away. |
oh shit , totally forgot about that . | oh, I totally forgot about that. |
obviously someone who 's reporting this story is doing jack shit about it . | Someone who report this story is not good at this. |
in texas with something for their dumb asses . | in texas with something for them . |
shit , we all break the laws of leviticus everyday . | we all break tge laws of leviticus everyday. |
at some point its not the fucking system thats broken but the people in it . | At some point its not the system thats broken but the people in it |
lol u been cheating nd shit | lol u been cheating. |
what kind of judicial lunatic let this guy off with a 14 $ bail ? | what kind of judicial let this guy off with a 14$ bail? |
i know l she 's been like that since the summer p but oh well fuck it | I know she is been like that since the summer but leave it. |
i don 't give a shit about it | I do not care about it. |
why would he need to if he 's holding that big ass gun in his lap ? | Why would he need to if he's holding a gun in his lap |
he is sick , vile and disgusting . | He is not a good person |
you gotta come at me sideways nshit | you gotta come at me sideways |
a girl like me aint never unloyal so idk what shit you talking bout lmao | A girl like me is trustworthy so I do not know what your talking about lmao |
you think you 're fucking funny huh ? | i suppose you think you're quite funny? |
these days a kid makes a mistake it will fucking stick . | these days a kid makes a mistake it will stick |
mate we got no money aswell fuck | Mate, we got no money as well. |
shits gonna hit the fan . | it's gonna hit the fan . |
you don 't fuck with banks' money . | you don 't play with banks' money . |
they treat you like shit . | They treat you bad |
im getting sick of all this partisan politics crap . | I'm fed up with this partisan politics |
they don 't give a shit about it other than how it can increase their bottom line . | they don't care abut it other than how it can increase their bottom line |
com fuck the civilians that need water right ? | Ignore the civilians that need water right ? |
hey fuck you , we mostly have clay . | We only have clay |
if you can still support trump , you are a traitor to the nation . | If you can still support Trump, you are not a patriot to the nation. |
holy shit , you mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised ? ! | You mean a politician just did the opposite to what he promised?! |
why the fuck is this song stuck in my head ? ! ? ! | why is this song stuck in my head? |
then fucking do something un ! | Then do something! |
like i cant fucking take it any longer . | I cant endure it anymore. |
mom would be like " fuck it , let 's have pancakes for dinner . | mom would just have us eat pancakes |
goo get roses on ya ass from taron haha | Go get roses from taron |
sickening that we taxpayers fund his disgustingly irresponsible immature behaviour with an annual salary of overmillion plus expenses . | Its sad that we taxpayers fund his irresponsible behavior with an annual salary of over million plus expenses. |
doesn 't the un realize yet that nobody gives a fuck what it says ? | doesn't realize yet that nobody cares about it? |
the fuck is wrong with the catholic clergy ? | what is wrong with the catholic clergy |
rt what the fuck seabrook ? take some smelling salts ! | rt What sea brook? Take some salt! |
smoke spinach ? uhh mix that shit with the kush | Smoke spinach? Uhh mix that with the kush. |
go to bed bitch and go take care sabra rt finally listening to soul tape | go to bed girls and go take care sabra rt finally listening to soul tape |
now phatz dat nigga can sing u gota get hipped | Now phatz dat guy can sing u gota get hipped |
thats like shit they do in saudi arabia . | thats what they do in saudi arabia . |
who the fuck are you gona call when that happens . | Who are you gonna call when that happens |
fly me to the moon like that bitch alice kramden ! | fly me to the moon like alice kramden ! |
they don 't know shit about shit . | They don't know about this. |
no one gives a fuck you creep | no one gives a care |
lol no no no punk ass | Lol no no no |
rt dis simple bitch over here think he a fuckin businessman < - - - weak ! ! ! | she might be think that he is a businessman but she is not right |
can we start a downvote party to get this shit off reddit . | Can we downvote this off reddit? |
high profile idiots think they have everything under control . | High profile unsuitable people think they have everything under control |
walking round tesco like you 've shit yourself because your thighs and ass is tight and aching | Walking around tesco in a strange way |
don 't fuck with the chuck . | Don't mess around with the chuck. |
nobody is forcing the players to protest , but someone is forcing them to listen to a crap song . | Nobody is forcing the players to protest ,but someone is forcing them to listen to a bad song |
no , your government just doesn 't give a shit you and does this to protects its own interests . | No, your government just doesn't care and does this to protect its own interests. |
fuckin right with the hornets ! | right with the hornets |
i honestly don 't give a fuck if i get married to a guy that can fix things | i honestly don't care if i get married to a guy that can fix thngs |
fucking click bait , and to make obama look good after last week . | Clickbait , and to make obama look good after last week |
& november would be a great ass time to go to new york too though ayyye im ready l0l | & November would be a great time to go to new York too though am ready |
foolish , so when you are shown tolerance by a group , you let another groups intolerance destroy that ? | So when you are shown tolerance by a group, you let another groups intolerance destroy that? |
for fucks sake dea - how much more evidence do you need ? | C'mon dea - how much more evidence do you need? |
lmaoooo like shit ! ! ! im not surprised ! ! ! | I m not surprised. |
anyone really want to continue defending this pile of shit known as obamacare ? | Does anyone still finding Obamacare helpful? |
fuck that , i hope she gets funding to open up a yoga franchise . | i hope she gets funding to open up a yoga franchise |
i pay the ticket as ordered because * i broke the fucking law . | I pay the ticket as ordered because I broke the law. |
aw stop playin wit 93 b4 she beat yo ass lol | Stop playing with 93 she is unbeatable |
that tweet wasnt even for you ass whipe lol | that tweet wasnt even for you.lol |
how the fuck am i supposed to feel about this at 13 am drunk ? | how am i supposed to feel about this at 13 am drunk? |
lol fuckin hilarious torres ! ! ! ! that 's probably exactly what it stands for | lol hilarious torres ! ! ! ! that 's probably exactly what it stands for |
trump is an incompetent fool who only cares about getting elected again inyears . | Trump is unsuitable to voted in as president |
have you been living under a fucking rock for the past 83 months ? | have you been living under a rock for the past 83 months ? |
what a bunch of cowards . | They are not courageous |
fuck no , kool - aid is delicious , i 've been drinking it this whole time . | kool - aid is delicious , i 've been drinking it this whole time |
if they wanted to hide it why would they fucking report it in the first place ? | if they wanted to hide it why would they report it in the first place ? |
i am still kind of bitter about that shit . | I'm still kind of bitter about that. |
he doesn 't give any fucks now . | he doesn't really care by now |
yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work fuck the babydaddy your better without him | Yeah I understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work. You're better without him. |
all because fuck the police . | All because of the police. |
i dnt do the twitter fb arguin shit | I don't do the twitter, fb arguin. |
the embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are shit . | The embassy workers are going on strike because their salaries are low |
also , popping them out hurts like a bitch . | also , popping them out hurts too much. |
this muslim man told me that no muslim can be trusted . | this muslim man told me that no muslim can be trusted . |
imagine someone this dumb actually being a canadian ambassador . | imagine someone this ignorant actually being a canadian ambassador |
yeah , that 's pretty fucking rude . | yeah that's pretty rude |
that , and it 's super fucking worth it . | that, and it's super worth it. |
sleeping in a dirty school hungry , tired as shit , massive headache , try it ! | Try sleeping in a dirty school hungry, tired and with a massive headache. |
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