bayes-group-diffusion/paradetox · Datasets at Hugging Face

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shake hands with the devil and youll get burned .	shake hands with the devil and youll get burned .
your friend was a complete dick .	Your friend wasn't nice
who the fuck are you people friends with ?	who are you people friends with ?
if children are doing that kind of shit , there 's probably some mental health issues going on .	If children are doing that kind of things ,there’s probably some serious health issues going on
this is what happens whens fools send a boy to do a mans job .	this is what happens whens people send a boy to do a mans job .
i heard about that , how fucked is it ?	i heard about that, how damaged is it?
what the fuck is wrong with the us ?	What is wrong with the us?
too fuckin cute ! ! ! no say sumthin else	Too cute no say sumthin else
holy shit , what happened in the 27 's ?	What happened in the 27's?
he has about a million fucking tickets .	He has a million tickets.
without a doubt the most utterly ridiculous statement by a writer that ive read in some time .	Without a doubt the most utterly statement by writer is i have read in sometimes
no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory	no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who is cory
this shit is literally how germany was justifying it 's attack on poland .	This is how Germany justifies its attack on Poland
obama was a failure , bush was a failure and clinton was a failure .	Obama did not succeed, Bush did not succeed and Clinton did not succeed.
surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you .	Everyone knows today that fruit juice is bad for you.
you gave a fuck with the grand final d	you didn't care with the grand final d
do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel	Do you really think aliens care about us? Lel
where he go ? my ass would of bn goin crazy by nw lol	I am worried about him, where is he?
( had to look up dotard ) so trump is a dotard .	(had to look up infirm)so trump is an infirm.
you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad shit without having to just make things up .	you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad things without having to just make things up .
let him continue in this vein until he has enough rope to hang himself .	Let him continue till he implicates himself.
why waste our time and money on your idiotic law .	why waste our time and money on your law
fuck paying for anyone below par .	dont pay for anyone below par
who the fuck gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor ?	who got their wedding catered by a pizza parlor
which means i 'm gettin fucked up .	Which means I'm getting messed up
you find nothing on this guy online you are a bloody lying bastard .	you find nothing on this guy online you are a liar
fuck now its raining in pg - _ -	Now it’s raining in pg - _ -
lol yea and that shit is funny 93 watch	That thing is funny.
hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this shit for decades .	hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this for decades .
actually got more girls then you that is a problem ! that shit aint tight	actually got more girls then you that is a problem ! that’s not tight
nobody thought russia was going to be pulling any of this shit either .	Nobody thought Russia was going to be doing any of these bad things either.
- _ - lmao damn boy its all his fault !	It's all his fault
you know i fuck with the goldengirls lmfao	you know i sleep with the goldengirls Imfao
there is one son of a bitch laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states .	There is one person laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states
way to link to the wrong fucking sub .	way to link to the wrong sub .
holy shit just release them all at the same time .	just release them all at the same time .
thats a good buzz word to get shit done .	That is a good policy by which the work can be made done
1 41 the price of starbucks for the same sugary shit	1
i propose we blow taps on the bugle , and shut that old stupid pipeline down asap .	i propose we blow taps on the bugle , and shut that pipeline down asap .
yea yea i know i dig that true shit	Yes i know i like that genuine thing
i wish the same , but the us won 't do jack shit to him .	i wish the same , but the us won 't do jack to him .
that 's an under statement - he pulled out her stomach through her ass while her children watched	that 's an under statement - he pulled out her stomach while her children watched
and ill miss you as much as ill miss the shit weather .	And I'll miss you as much as I'll miss the weather.
at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england	at least this expansion was designed by local architects.
who the fuck cares if they 're drilling again ?	Who cares if they're drilling again?
bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up !	bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten up!
i 'm so fucking proud of them .	i 'm so proud of them .
i mean it ain 't a bad class , jus make sure u find somebody u fuck wit n here	i mean it ain 't a bad class , jus make sure u find somebody here
heheh yes ! & what the fuck does undergarment mean ? x3	Heheh yes! And what does undergarment mean?
im tryin get netflix on my shit	I’m trying get Netflix on my thing
oh wait , russia did not pay jack shit to poland .	Russia did not pay to Poland
the scariest thing is literally hundreds of these creepy clowns could fit into just one tiny car .	The scariest thing is all of them could fit into just one tiny car.
i hear you babez cus shits crazy now & days	I hear you babe because things crazy now.
i clearly don 't give a shit	i clearly don't care
like the only way to win is to headbutt the shit out of the bear .	like the only way to win is to headbutt the bear .
honest to fucking god noone can do anything on wikipedia anymore due to people like you .	honest to god noone can do anything on wikipedia anymore due to people like you.
oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ?	oh , man , why so cruel
i mean come on the executive branch that was in charge then gave no fucks .	The executive branch doesn't care.
lol uu should give a fuck .	You should care .
but tami is that down ass bitch i just have to roll wit ! !	But Tami is that humble girl I just have to roll with
there the scum is treated like they should be treated .	People get what they deserve
i fucking despise the tsa .	I dislike the TSA.
now to digest it for you the above sentence ( quoted ) is downright stupid .	now to digest it for you the above sentence ( quoted ) is downright wrong.
and a big fuck you to russia too	We don’t need russia either
you aint even following me back you bitch .	You ain't even following me back.
why the fuck does this need to exist ?	Why does this need to exist?
speak for your fucking self .	Speak for yourself!
trump most definitely is misogynistic .	Trump is not good.
lol perfectly executed 30 min rant lol that shit was exemplar	Lol perfectly executed 30 min rant lol that was exemplar
alaskan government is so assbackwards , its an embarrassment to anyone with a brain .	Alaska ln government is so backwards, it's an embarrassment to anyone.
can you imagine if your pharmaceutical meds were full of garbage ?	Can you imagine of your pharmaceutical medicines are nor arganize
there is no s in fifa its football you dunce	there is no s in fifa its football
i wish the same , but the us won 't do jack shit to him .	I wish the same ,but the us wont do anything to him.
parked next to a red corvette so people don 't immediately notice the shit car i have .	I parked next to a red corvette so people don't immediatley notice the car I have.
not got 46 , fucking vodafone gone on strick i think no texts or anything	Not got 46 ,vodafone gone on strick i think no texts or anything
to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute stupidity if not madness	To imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is wrong.
neon trees ? i wanty see one ? koko sounds shit s but aye i know ! ! !	neon trees ? i wanty see one ? koko sounds bad but aye i know
it 's cool yu won 't get shit next year .	it 's cool yu won 't get anything next year .
im in a school you bitch fuck .	Im in a school
but even a dumb person knows it was a fucked up idea .	Everyone can know it was not a good idea
we dont give a fuck who you are , because we are infinitely more important than you .	we dont give a clue who you are , because we are infinitely more important than you .
oh fuck dat im takin all of mine !	Oh I'm taking all of mine!
" you gettin' this shit dave ? "	you gettin’ this all dave ?
fuck state 's rights on this matter , individual rights are more important .	Don't mind state 's rights on this matter , individual rights are more important .
it doesn 't have to say jack shit about it .	it doesn 't have to say about it .
if the bill passes , there really will be resentment against muslims because this is a farce .	if the bill passes , there really will be resentment against muslims because this is a drama.
shit i need a new word to use now	I need a new word to use now.
you don 't know shit about india except for what the r worldnews hate - circlejerk tells you .	You really don't know much about India except what the news portrays.
" fucking hilarious , goy , my shekkels are in orbit .	This is hilarious!
if i close it , i get fucked for not wanting a terrible , terrible shitty fucking credit card .	If I close it ,I get it for not wanting a bad credit card.
how the hell do you get upvoted for quoting the fucking article .	how do you get upvoted for quoting the article .
ain 't shit to do and i wish i was	There's nothing to do
where do you blind ass simpletons come from ?	Where do these naive people come from
it 's just nice to stay home with this fucking flu .	It's just nice to stay home with this flu.
nancy did the same shit with bush	Nancy did the same thing with Bush.
yell at the fucking thing and make a huge commotion til * it * runs away .	yell at the thing and make a huge commotion til * it * runs away
i already gotta go through this shit during the fall	I already gotta go through this thing during the fall
so lets cut the crap .	so let's stop this
i 'm suprised , you watch that shit everyday .	In in awe you watch that everyday
if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken shit , then we are in agreement .	if what you mean by presidential is bad , then we are in agreement .

shake hands with the devil and youll get burned .

your friend was a complete dick .

Your friend wasn't nice

who the fuck are you people friends with ?

who are you people friends with ?

if children are doing that kind of shit , there 's probably some mental health issues going on .

If children are doing that kind of things ,there’s probably some serious health issues going on

this is what happens whens fools send a boy to do a mans job .

this is what happens whens people send a boy to do a mans job .

i heard about that , how fucked is it ?

i heard about that, how damaged is it?

what the fuck is wrong with the us ?

What is wrong with the us?

too fuckin cute ! ! ! no say sumthin else

Too cute no say sumthin else

holy shit , what happened in the 27 's ?

What happened in the 27's?

he has about a million fucking tickets .

He has a million tickets.

without a doubt the most utterly ridiculous statement by a writer that ive read in some time .

Without a doubt the most utterly statement by writer is i have read in sometimes

no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who the fuck is cory

no i dont otherwise i wouldnt have asked who is cory

this shit is literally how germany was justifying it 's attack on poland .

This is how Germany justifies its attack on Poland

obama was a failure , bush was a failure and clinton was a failure .

Obama did not succeed, Bush did not succeed and Clinton did not succeed.

surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you .

Everyone knows today that fruit juice is bad for you.

you gave a fuck with the grand final d

you didn't care with the grand final d

do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel

Do you really think aliens care about us? Lel

where he go ? my ass would of bn goin crazy by nw lol

I am worried about him, where is he?

( had to look up dotard ) so trump is a dotard .

(had to look up infirm)so trump is an infirm.

you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad shit without having to just make things up .

you 'd think isis are already doing enough bad things without having to just make things up .

let him continue in this vein until he has enough rope to hang himself .

Let him continue till he implicates himself.

why waste our time and money on your idiotic law .

why waste our time and money on your law

fuck paying for anyone below par .

dont pay for anyone below par

who the fuck gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor ?

who got their wedding catered by a pizza parlor

which means i 'm gettin fucked up .

Which means I'm getting messed up

you find nothing on this guy online you are a bloody lying bastard .

you find nothing on this guy online you are a liar

fuck now its raining in pg - _ -

Now it’s raining in pg - _ -

lol yea and that shit is funny 93 watch

That thing is funny.

hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this shit for decades .

hey man , they 've been letting the north koreans do this for decades .

actually got more girls then you that is a problem ! that shit aint tight

actually got more girls then you that is a problem ! that’s not tight

nobody thought russia was going to be pulling any of this shit either .

Nobody thought Russia was going to be doing any of these bad things either.

- _ - lmao damn boy its all his fault !

It's all his fault

you know i fuck with the goldengirls lmfao

you know i sleep with the goldengirls Imfao

there is one son of a bitch laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states .

There is one person laughing in a pool of cash right now somewhere in the states

way to link to the wrong fucking sub .

way to link to the wrong sub .

holy shit just release them all at the same time .

just release them all at the same time .

thats a good buzz word to get shit done .

That is a good policy by which the work can be made done

1 41 the price of starbucks for the same sugary shit

1

i propose we blow taps on the bugle , and shut that old stupid pipeline down asap .

i propose we blow taps on the bugle , and shut that pipeline down asap .

yea yea i know i dig that true shit

Yes i know i like that genuine thing

i wish the same , but the us won 't do jack shit to him .

i wish the same , but the us won 't do jack to him .

that 's an under statement - he pulled out her stomach through her ass while her children watched

that 's an under statement - he pulled out her stomach while her children watched

and ill miss you as much as ill miss the shit weather .

And I'll miss you as much as I'll miss the weather.

at least this expansion was designed by local architects , not the chipperfield jerk from england

at least this expansion was designed by local architects.

who the fuck cares if they 're drilling again ?

Who cares if they're drilling again?

bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten shit up !

bettter hurryy uppp ! ! im lighten up!

i 'm so fucking proud of them .

i 'm so proud of them .

i mean it ain 't a bad class , jus make sure u find somebody u fuck wit n here

i mean it ain 't a bad class , jus make sure u find somebody here

heheh yes ! & what the fuck does undergarment mean ? x3

Heheh yes! And what does undergarment mean?

im tryin get netflix on my shit

I’m trying get Netflix on my thing

oh wait , russia did not pay jack shit to poland .

Russia did not pay to Poland

the scariest thing is literally hundreds of these creepy clowns could fit into just one tiny car .

The scariest thing is all of them could fit into just one tiny car.

i hear you babez cus shits crazy now & days

I hear you babe because things crazy now.

i clearly don 't give a shit

i clearly don't care

like the only way to win is to headbutt the shit out of the bear .

like the only way to win is to headbutt the bear .

honest to fucking god noone can do anything on wikipedia anymore due to people like you .

honest to god noone can do anything on wikipedia anymore due to people like you.

oh , fuck , man , why so cruel ?

oh , man , why so cruel

i mean come on the executive branch that was in charge then gave no fucks .

The executive branch doesn't care.

lol uu should give a fuck .

You should care .

but tami is that down ass bitch i just have to roll wit ! !

But Tami is that humble girl I just have to roll with

there the scum is treated like they should be treated .

People get what they deserve

i fucking despise the tsa .

I dislike the TSA.

now to digest it for you the above sentence ( quoted ) is downright stupid .

now to digest it for you the above sentence ( quoted ) is downright wrong.

and a big fuck you to russia too

We don’t need russia either

you aint even following me back you bitch .

You ain't even following me back.

why the fuck does this need to exist ?

Why does this need to exist?

speak for your fucking self .

Speak for yourself!

trump most definitely is misogynistic .

Trump is not good.

lol perfectly executed 30 min rant lol that shit was exemplar

Lol perfectly executed 30 min rant lol that was exemplar

alaskan government is so assbackwards , its an embarrassment to anyone with a brain .

Alaska ln government is so backwards, it's an embarrassment to anyone.

can you imagine if your pharmaceutical meds were full of garbage ?

Can you imagine of your pharmaceutical medicines are nor arganize

there is no s in fifa its football you dunce

there is no s in fifa its football

i wish the same , but the us won 't do jack shit to him .

I wish the same ,but the us wont do anything to him.

parked next to a red corvette so people don 't immediately notice the shit car i have .

I parked next to a red corvette so people don't immediatley notice the car I have.

not got 46 , fucking vodafone gone on strick i think no texts or anything

Not got 46 ,vodafone gone on strick i think no texts or anything

to imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is absolute stupidity if not madness

To imply that our survival and wellbeing are dependent on a finite resource is wrong.

neon trees ? i wanty see one ? koko sounds shit s but aye i know ! ! !

neon trees ? i wanty see one ? koko sounds bad but aye i know

it 's cool yu won 't get shit next year .

it 's cool yu won 't get anything next year .

im in a school you bitch fuck .

Im in a school

but even a dumb person knows it was a fucked up idea .

Everyone can know it was not a good idea

we dont give a fuck who you are , because we are infinitely more important than you .

we dont give a clue who you are , because we are infinitely more important than you .

oh fuck dat im takin all of mine !

Oh I'm taking all of mine!

" you gettin' this shit dave ? "

you gettin’ this all dave ?

fuck state 's rights on this matter , individual rights are more important .

Don't mind state 's rights on this matter , individual rights are more important .

it doesn 't have to say jack shit about it .

it doesn 't have to say about it .

if the bill passes , there really will be resentment against muslims because this is a farce .

if the bill passes , there really will be resentment against muslims because this is a drama.

shit i need a new word to use now

I need a new word to use now.

you don 't know shit about india except for what the r worldnews hate - circlejerk tells you .

You really don't know much about India except what the news portrays.

" fucking hilarious , goy , my shekkels are in orbit .

This is hilarious!

if i close it , i get fucked for not wanting a terrible , terrible shitty fucking credit card .

If I close it ,I get it for not wanting a bad credit card.

how the hell do you get upvoted for quoting the fucking article .

how do you get upvoted for quoting the article .

ain 't shit to do and i wish i was

There's nothing to do

where do you blind ass simpletons come from ?

Where do these naive people come from

it 's just nice to stay home with this fucking flu .

It's just nice to stay home with this flu.

nancy did the same shit with bush

Nancy did the same thing with Bush.

yell at the fucking thing and make a huge commotion til * it * runs away .

yell at the thing and make a huge commotion til * it * runs away

i already gotta go through this shit during the fall

I already gotta go through this thing during the fall

so lets cut the crap .

so let's stop this

i 'm suprised , you watch that shit everyday .

In in awe you watch that everyday

if what you mean by presidential is a true chicken shit , then we are in agreement .

if what you mean by presidential is bad , then we are in agreement .