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lmao fuck her u aint goin no wher and you will be my gary | Leave her you are going to stay with me andnot going anywhere |
r politics is fucking turning into alex jones . | r politics is turning into alex jones |
pffff i have way too much random and entertaining shit in my room | i have way too much random and entertaining it in my room. |
the grainy photos they release to the public are not the ones they use to find these idiots . | the grainy photos they release to the public are not the ones they use to find these people. |
seriously dont we have anything better to address than this shit . | Seriously don't we have anything better to address than this? |
you got your weird ass shit , i got mine . | You got your weird stuffs; I got mine. |
look everyone they 're selling weak ass blackberry 's at walmart ! ! ! >> | look everyone they are selling weak blackberry's at walmart |
the author of this putrid garbage , saunders , is a nauseating , repulsive , enabler of infamy . | The author of this article is not good |
the fucking referee of the internet ? | The referee of the internet? |
dick don 't pay da bills lol | don't pay da bills lol |
the way the shit clings to the air ? . | the way that thing clings to the air? |
but who the fuck are you to pass that kinda of judgement and make those types a generalizations . | Who are you to pass that kind of judgement and make those types of generalizations? |
this shit happens every single time someone either bashes or praises something on reddit . | This happens every time someone bashes or praises something on reddit. |
clinton is a loser , twice . | Sorry Clinton has lose again |
s , is this really fucking needed ? | is this really needed |
fuck knows why i 'm even replying . | don't know why i'm even replying. |
if you think that 's normal you know fuck all about weed prices . | If you think that's normal,you know exactly all about weed prices. |
i kno dats a blower like shit lls | I know that's a bad blower |
* drew and do i sense jealously ? rt cos it 's justin fucking bieber | Drew and do I sense jealousy? Cause it’s Justin Bieber. |
oh shit i see these things all the time in nyc . | oh i see these things all the time in nyc . |
" < - - - imma need ur ass to come back lol | They need you to come back |
they exist for shit like this . | They are made for things like this |
hodad , you have some of the dumbest and least informed postings . | Hodad, you have some of the least intelligent and ignorant postings. |
rt my bitch got fans give em an autograph smh i love it tho | rt my girl got fans give em an autograph smh i love it tho |
shits gone blow yo mind ! ! ! ! so huge . | This will shock you, it’s huge news. |
where has your ass been ? | Where have u been? |
trump is a lame duck president from day 62 | President Trump is incompetent |
they got their shit together . | they got their selves together |
and then they stand dumbfounded when people dare say " fuck you " back to them . | and then they stand amazed when people dare insult them back. |
the mediterranean is a closed sea and enough shit has already been poured into it . | the Mediterranean is a closed sea and enough stuff has already been poured into it. |
well did we fucking hit em back yet ? ? ? ? | Well did we hit em back yet? |
aye don 't get smart wit me becuz i asked a question shit | Aye don’t get smart wit me becuz I asked a question |
i think it was a very foolish move ! | I think it was a very bad move. |
my guess is you don 't wear the insignia in a war zone for shits and giggles . | my guess is you don 't wear the insignia in a war zone for giggles . |
portal 18 was fucking excellent | Portal 18 was excellent |
fuck you , i 'm not clicking that . | i 'm not clicking that . |
its been obvious all along that trump is a degenerate knownothing . | It has been always obvious that trump is not very knowledgeable. |
lol i got too many tweets & i miss yo freak ass | I have got too many tweets and I miss you all |
the side - bitch confronting the " wifey " ? side bitches don 't have rights . | The mistress confronting the "wifey"? Mistresses don't have rights. |
i know , im all obbsessed and shit ahaa | i know , im all obbsessed |
yah who do those filthy stinking evil rich people think they are giving away $ 2b ? | yah who do those rich people think they are giving away $ 2b ? |
im up here sending boring ass emails so i can make some exciting ass money lol | im up here sending boring emails so i can make some exciting money |
this shit is a global network . | This is a global network |
but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? the fuck is wrong with you ? | but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? what is wrong with you ? |
lots of people gave a shit , that 's how they got famous . | lots of people care , that 's how they got famous . |
the aclu has been around for almost 21 years and still ain 't worth a shit . | the aclu has been around for almost 21 years and still ain 't worth anything. |
what the fuck did japan ever do to anyone in the middle east ? | What did Japan ever do to anyone in the middle east? |
a where all the sexi bitches be | a where all sexy womans be? |
and majority of the shit was already known to the public and police | and majority of the problems was already known to the public and police |
big time rush is fuckin game ! ! " you know the words to that song don 't you | Big time rush is a wonderful game. You know the words to that song, don't you? |
can i not go one day without fucking up ? * sighs * | can i not go one day without messing up ? * sighs * |
why wont the lying media slimebags learn ? | Why won't the lying media learn |
i still hope they are telling the truth though , because fuck isis . | I'm still hoping they tell the truth |
because his piece of shit parents covered for him . | Because of his mistake, his parents covered for him. |
anything else is just fucking lazy . | anything else is lazy. |
republicans are hypocrites , but you knew that already . | Republicans are not good , you already knew that. |
in the fucking dark ages . | In dark ages. |
it is stopping you ass hats from dominating them . | it is stopping you hats from dominating them . |
i would love to fucking tweet again | i would love to tweet again |
fuckin ryte ! ! ! rt str8 gin tonite | Are we going for sure tonight. |
, oop ctfu but ew i fuckin hate the zoo . | I don't like zoo |
nah , i just wanna say what ever the fuck i want and not get called out . | Nah, I just wanna say what ever I want and not get called out |
well people need to specify that shit . | well, people need to specify that stuff. |
better to go $ pend money on a woman that u gonna actually have sex with than strip joint | better to go spend money on a woman that u gonna actually make love with than adult club |
" don 't fuck with the originals " funny and scary movie | don 't compare with the originals |
mom 's making it worse by being a bitch to him | Mom's making it severe by being rude with him |
i just can 't fucking comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily . | i just can 't comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily. |
gunshots on the capitol building steps is big fucking news , sorry . | Gunshots on the capitol building steps is big news, sorry. |
* gulp gulp gulp * i 'm drinking lik a mutha 'fuckin fish ! ! | I'm drinking like a fish |
that sound like some blowed shit | that sound like some blowed things |
truly sad and pathetic , get with it yourself . | Truly sad. Get with it yourself. |
not shit though just trying to have some fun | Nothing, I'm just trying to have some fun |
shit , look how youthful lindsay lohan looks . | look how youthful lindsay lohan looks |
joe mcelderry has been dropped because he 's shit and hasn 't done anything worthy ! | Joe mcelderry has been dropped because he's bad and hasn't done anything worthy ! |
that fatass chink from oz , phanatical , is ruining the reputation of your art . | that person from oz is ruining the reputation of your art. |
* sobs * i told you i fucked up its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back | *sobs * i told you i made a mistake its all my fault ! ! ! theyre never coming back. |
this phone a piece of shit i need a t - mobile phone ! | this phone is useless i need a t - mobile phone |
hell yeah foreign stuff ! shit does that mean we loose sleep ? | Yeah! Foreign stuff! Does that mean we lose sleep? |
he 's mocking you because what you said is fucking dumb and he is right . | He’s making fun of you because what you said is not smart and he is right. |
holy fuck you must be like fifteen , maybe twenty years old . | you really must be like fifteen , maybe twenty years old |
you just want the government to assuage your retarded middle class guilt . | You want the government to lessen your guilt |
it is so goddamn messy here | It is so messy here |
back in the day , you couldn 't even get away w this shit | Back in the day, you couldn't even get away with it. |
if you don 't have haters you ain 't doing shit right bossman . | If you don't have haters you are good boss Man |
what will it take to fix this shit ? | What will take to fix this problem |
both parties are conservative as fuck , but please don 't play the false equivalence card . | both the parties are very conservative, but please don't play the false equivalence card |
people get addicted to that shit . | People get addicted to that. |
i doubt either of us makes a rats ass of a difference . | I doubt either of us makes any difference. |
bitch , the beatles are my favorite band . | the Beatles are y favorite band |
as an israeli i can accept fatah but fuck hamas | as an israeli i can accept fatah but not hamas |
he 's all dead and stuff , and the cops are walking around free as shit . | He's all dead and stuff ,and the cops are walking around free |
damn i see you talking mad shit about me up and down your tl someone thinking of meeee awecutebabyboy | I see you talking badly about me up and down your tl someone thinking of me are cute baby boy. |
the man is a rolling disaster for this country . | The man is not good for this country. |
seriously , how can i vote for them if they keep pulling shit like this . | seriously , how can i vote for them if they keep acting like this . |
they need to get their shit together and fix their own nation first . | They need to get their things together and fix their own nation first. |
we price match about 21 % of the shit we buy at walmart . | We price match about 21% of the goods we buy at Walmart. |
it 's basically the same shit most of africa went through and in some places still does . | It is basically the same problem most Africa went through and in some in places still does |
& november would be a great ass time to go to new york too though ayyye im ready l0l | November will be a great time to go to New York and I am all ready. |
i been on my hooping shit | i been on my hooping |
holy fuck its beast from the 46 s series beauty and the beast scglive | OMG! It's beast from the 46s series beauty and the beast scg live |
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