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enforce the laws of this country and leave the whiny crap at your front door .
Enforce the laws of this country and leave excuses at your front door
this is all coming out of our darned pockets , and i am not confident !
this is coming out of our pockets and im not confident
can 't they hook up their projector to a fucking chromecast ?
Can't they hook up their projector to a chromecast?
i haven 't been fucked like that since grade school .
Since grading school, i haven't been faced like that.
of course the senate rejected trumps idiotic plan .
of course the senate rejected trumps plan .
they want to beat you like a dog until your wallet falls out
They want to beat you.
what a stupid idea for us .
Thay is not a good idea for us
what happened to the angsty little punk - asses ?
what happened to those angry people?
if you think your coworkers organization are shit , you should quit and then voice your opinion .
If you think your coworkers organization is bad, you should quit and then voice your opinion.
awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower
awwwwwwww rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower
she acts like a damn kid
She acts like a kid.
lmaoo i 'm nervous bout 57 somes too bitch i dnt think i could do it
lmao i'm nervous about 57 somes too. i don't think i could do it
its 66 am , why the fuck i 'm still awake i have no idea
its 66 am , why i 'm still awake i have no idea
both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times .
Both side need to calm down or we are headind for dark times.
i mean the credit reporting shit is pretty corrupted on its own .
I mean the credit reporting stuff is pretty corrupted on its own
i say fuck those commies , send all the help to ukraine and kick russian scum back to vladivostok .
I say those commies, send all the help to Ukraine and kick russian back to Vladivostok.
mum always fucks things up .
Mum always makes problems
bush acted on fucking worthless cia info .
Mr bush acted on wrong cia info
i have never known a girl to be as sensitive as this clown .
i have never known a girl to be as sensitive as this one.
well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny that shit
well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny it
i can 't wait to see molly whop amber ass in this season of lovegames
i can 't wait to see molly whop amber in this season of lovegames
putin is a dick , but about this he is 8 % right .
putin is a useless man , but about this he is 8 % right .
rt all fun and games are over when this bitch get home
All the fun and games are over when she get home.
* yells * fucks sake stross ! just do it !
just do it.
syria &amp iran in the same week , putin 's bitch slapping barry all over the middle east .
Syria & amp iran in the same week , putin 's slapping barry all over the middle east.
what a stupid noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in politicalspeak for election purposes only .
What a incapable noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in political speak for election purposes only .
with the statement to use their device with ugly ass ui to bring up the hbo content .
With the statement to use their device with bad ui to bring up the hbo content.
* he slowly and nervously slides inside her pussy , moaning at the feeling * fuck
he slowly and nervously makes love to her
i 'd much rather prefer some fine egyptian cotton wrapped around my plastic ass .
I would rather prefer some fine Egyptian cotton wrapped around my back.
when am i seeing your asian ass
When am i seeing you?
yet when things go to shit , they blame the us for not doing anything .
Yet when things go bad , they put the blame to us for doing nothing.
and many of you fools idolize them .
Many of you idolize them
lol , what you mean you fucked up
ol , what you mean
jesus fucking christ , those fuckers need more than 48 years .
oh my god , they need more than 48 years
my mom just dicks me now
My mom just lashed me now
lol nigga you better respect yo elders tho
lol you better respect yo elders tho
you don 't have to know shit about policy to have strong opinions .
you don 't have to know all about policy to have strong opinions .
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck .
Ah yeah, I remembered that one train that me confused ever.
its the damn disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part .
its the disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part .
but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding shit
But i'm a type of guy who doesn't like hiding stuff
ye yu real late my nigga
ye yu real late
we dont give a fuck who you are , because we are infinitely more important than you .
we dont care who you are, because we are infinitely more important than you
that 's the stupidest shit i 've ever heard
Thats the most absurd thing i have ever heard
another extremist left wing cry baby post making the usual complete stupid accusations of destroying the planet !
Another left wing cry baby post making the usual complete accusations of destroying the planet!
this mr henderson guy is a clown typical ceo full of it .
this mr henderson guy is a typical ceo full of it .
i am utterly disgusted with him and anyone who could possibly support this monster .
I honestly could not stand with him and his supporters.
i just can 't fucking comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily .
I just can’t comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily.
speak for your fucking self .
Speak out your mind
nope its the players , words dnt mean shit .
nope its the players , words dnt mean anything
i get where they 're coming from , but prison is prison , not a fucking luxury hotel .
i get where they 're coming from , but prison is prison , not a luxury hotel .
i love you so fucking much baby
i love you so very much baby
there was no need for you to be a dick like you were .
there was no need for you to be like you were .
ur in a fucked up situation rite now lmfao
You're in a terrible situation right now
some nice stories but from what ive seen most of the homeless are just lazy losers .
Some nice stories but from what I've seen most of the homeless are just lazy.
britain got carried across the finish line those lazy fucking red coats .
Britain got carried across the finish line
nah i 'ma pro dunn worry i can 't fuck up .
Don't worry i got this
the youth has do deal with their shit for another 86 years .
The youth has do deal with them for another 86 years.
so foolish people cant spend a few hours reading simple investment howtos .
so some people cant spend a few hours reading simple investment howtos .
chillin looking around n shit lol
Chillin looking around
because he 's not a fucking idiot .
he is not that naive.
which they violate all the fucking time
Which they violate all the time.
shit never works out so i 'm stayin single forever
never works out so i 'm stayin single forever
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt as fuck
If you haven't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt.
i thought it meant in the united states so i was like shit this isn 't good
I thought it was in the united states.If it was,it's not good.
cuz he 's a millionaire and don 't givva fuck ! lmao
cuz he's a millionaire and don't care! imao
they don 't give a fuck how they look in the media .
They don't care how they look in the media .
dnt fuck widd my fam .
dnt joke widd my fam .
those damned brilliant russian hackers .
Those brilliant russian hackers
weve got an idiot at the helm .
We have an ignorant person at the helm
fuck it ! i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over .
Never mind, I am going to the neighbor’s house until this is over
it will fix some fuck it , most of it .
I will fix some or most of it.
yes yung n i feel stupid ova here tryin keep up wiff yuh know i juss made dis shit
yes yung and i feel naive ova here tryin keep up yuh know i just made this
if you wanted to fuck me so badly
if you wanted to mess with me
but people eat that shit up .
but people believe that.
" & he fucking stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding d
he has stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding
sadly not one fucking man stepped in
sadly not one man stepped in
aww shit fasho i 'm gone be there hit me up
aww fasho i 'm gone be there hit me up
oh wait its not well fuck , looks like my point is moot .
oh wait its not well,looks like my point is moot.
shit , what the hell is this thing ?
What is this stuff here?
at what point does he give a " fuck you " speech and fires a bunch of them ?
At what point does he give a bold speech and fires a bunch of them?
you realize how dumb you sound , right ?
Do you realize how you sound?
it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through .
Its almost as annoying as this slow broadband i'm suffering through.
we always task about the same shit in here .
we always task about the same thing in here .
fuck , almost didn 't recognise you in my time line , well done !
almost didn 't recognise you in my time line , well done !
the vast majority of europeans don 't give a shit about any religion , let alone bonkers fundamentalist stuff .
The vast majority of Europeans don't care about any religion, let alone the fundamentalist stuff.
xd right ? * sticks tongue out * pussy
xd right ? * sticks tongue out
shit what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell .
I am hungry also. Please include me
damn fuck ass bitch mother fuck went to change a tire look at my discovery blown hub
He went to change a tire look at my discovery blown hub.
you just havin one of those shit nights ? coz you seem a bit down - ish .
You just having one of those bad nights? Because you seem a bit down-ish.
i still skip the intro because fuck that .
I still skip the intro
yeah , you fuckin try signing up for that shit .
yeah , you try signing up for that
that shit will be logged , analyzed , and used against you in a court of law .
It will be logged,analyzed ,and used against you in a court of law
fuck that video gives me the chills .
That video gives me chills'
because half the people voted for this retard , they need to suffer to learn from their mistake .
because half the people voted for this , they need to suffer to learn from their mistake.
if you 're saying hazing is a good thing , then fuck you .
If you're saying that hazing is a good thing, then you must rethink it twice.
and these fools were going to take that off molokai to assist in the search ?
and these were going to take that off molokai to assist in the search ?
looks like the fucking nra won .
looks like the nra won .
if stupidity were impeachable , how many presidents would have suffered that indignity ?
Many presidents would have suffered humiliation had irrelevant things related to them were used to impeach.
sorry for being a complete bitch to you gabe
Sorry for being a total bad person to you.
no clue who it was , but she was fuckin nervous lmfaoo p i wouldn 't blame her p
No clue who it was, but she was quite nervous