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enforce the laws of this country and leave the whiny crap at your front door . | Enforce the laws of this country and leave excuses at your front door |
this is all coming out of our darned pockets , and i am not confident ! | this is coming out of our pockets and im not confident |
can 't they hook up their projector to a fucking chromecast ? | Can't they hook up their projector to a chromecast? |
i haven 't been fucked like that since grade school . | Since grading school, i haven't been faced like that. |
of course the senate rejected trumps idiotic plan . | of course the senate rejected trumps plan . |
they want to beat you like a dog until your wallet falls out | They want to beat you. |
what a stupid idea for us . | Thay is not a good idea for us |
what happened to the angsty little punk - asses ? | what happened to those angry people? |
if you think your coworkers organization are shit , you should quit and then voice your opinion . | If you think your coworkers organization is bad, you should quit and then voice your opinion. |
awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower | awwwwwwww rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower |
she acts like a damn kid | She acts like a kid. |
lmaoo i 'm nervous bout 57 somes too bitch i dnt think i could do it | lmao i'm nervous about 57 somes too. i don't think i could do it |
its 66 am , why the fuck i 'm still awake i have no idea | its 66 am , why i 'm still awake i have no idea |
both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times . | Both side need to calm down or we are headind for dark times. |
i mean the credit reporting shit is pretty corrupted on its own . | I mean the credit reporting stuff is pretty corrupted on its own |
i say fuck those commies , send all the help to ukraine and kick russian scum back to vladivostok . | I say those commies, send all the help to Ukraine and kick russian back to Vladivostok. |
mum always fucks things up . | Mum always makes problems |
bush acted on fucking worthless cia info . | Mr bush acted on wrong cia info |
i have never known a girl to be as sensitive as this clown . | i have never known a girl to be as sensitive as this one. |
well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny that shit | well don 't let him send me a friend request i will deny it |
i can 't wait to see molly whop amber ass in this season of lovegames | i can 't wait to see molly whop amber in this season of lovegames |
putin is a dick , but about this he is 8 % right . | putin is a useless man , but about this he is 8 % right . |
rt all fun and games are over when this bitch get home | All the fun and games are over when she get home. |
* yells * fucks sake stross ! just do it ! | just do it. |
syria & iran in the same week , putin 's bitch slapping barry all over the middle east . | Syria & amp iran in the same week , putin 's slapping barry all over the middle east. |
what a stupid noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in politicalspeak for election purposes only . | What a incapable noncommitment devoid of any truth couched in political speak for election purposes only . |
with the statement to use their device with ugly ass ui to bring up the hbo content . | With the statement to use their device with bad ui to bring up the hbo content. |
* he slowly and nervously slides inside her pussy , moaning at the feeling * fuck | he slowly and nervously makes love to her |
i 'd much rather prefer some fine egyptian cotton wrapped around my plastic ass . | I would rather prefer some fine Egyptian cotton wrapped around my back. |
when am i seeing your asian ass | When am i seeing you? |
yet when things go to shit , they blame the us for not doing anything . | Yet when things go bad , they put the blame to us for doing nothing. |
and many of you fools idolize them . | Many of you idolize them |
lol , what you mean you fucked up | ol , what you mean |
jesus fucking christ , those fuckers need more than 48 years . | oh my god , they need more than 48 years |
my mom just dicks me now | My mom just lashed me now |
lol nigga you better respect yo elders tho | lol you better respect yo elders tho |
you don 't have to know shit about policy to have strong opinions . | you don 't have to know all about policy to have strong opinions . |
ah yeah , i remembered that one train that had me confused as fuck . | Ah yeah, I remembered that one train that me confused ever. |
its the damn disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part . | its the disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part . |
but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding shit | But i'm a type of guy who doesn't like hiding stuff |
ye yu real late my nigga | ye yu real late |
we dont give a fuck who you are , because we are infinitely more important than you . | we dont care who you are, because we are infinitely more important than you |
that 's the stupidest shit i 've ever heard | Thats the most absurd thing i have ever heard |
another extremist left wing cry baby post making the usual complete stupid accusations of destroying the planet ! | Another left wing cry baby post making the usual complete accusations of destroying the planet! |
this mr henderson guy is a clown typical ceo full of it . | this mr henderson guy is a typical ceo full of it . |
i am utterly disgusted with him and anyone who could possibly support this monster . | I honestly could not stand with him and his supporters. |
i just can 't fucking comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily . | I just can’t comprehend how this is being transmitted so easily. |
speak for your fucking self . | Speak out your mind |
nope its the players , words dnt mean shit . | nope its the players , words dnt mean anything |
i get where they 're coming from , but prison is prison , not a fucking luxury hotel . | i get where they 're coming from , but prison is prison , not a luxury hotel . |
i love you so fucking much baby | i love you so very much baby |
there was no need for you to be a dick like you were . | there was no need for you to be like you were . |
ur in a fucked up situation rite now lmfao | You're in a terrible situation right now |
some nice stories but from what ive seen most of the homeless are just lazy losers . | Some nice stories but from what I've seen most of the homeless are just lazy. |
britain got carried across the finish line those lazy fucking red coats . | Britain got carried across the finish line |
nah i 'ma pro dunn worry i can 't fuck up . | Don't worry i got this |
the youth has do deal with their shit for another 86 years . | The youth has do deal with them for another 86 years. |
so foolish people cant spend a few hours reading simple investment howtos . | so some people cant spend a few hours reading simple investment howtos . |
chillin looking around n shit lol | Chillin looking around |
because he 's not a fucking idiot . | he is not that naive. |
which they violate all the fucking time | Which they violate all the time. |
shit never works out so i 'm stayin single forever | never works out so i 'm stayin single forever |
if you haven 't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt as fuck | If you haven't noticed , most of the legal system is corrupt. |
i thought it meant in the united states so i was like shit this isn 't good | I thought it was in the united states.If it was,it's not good. |
cuz he 's a millionaire and don 't givva fuck ! lmao | cuz he's a millionaire and don't care! imao |
they don 't give a fuck how they look in the media . | They don't care how they look in the media . |
dnt fuck widd my fam . | dnt joke widd my fam . |
those damned brilliant russian hackers . | Those brilliant russian hackers |
weve got an idiot at the helm . | We have an ignorant person at the helm |
fuck it ! i 'm going to the neighbor 's house until this is over . | Never mind, I am going to the neighbor’s house until this is over |
it will fix some fuck it , most of it . | I will fix some or most of it. |
yes yung n i feel stupid ova here tryin keep up wiff yuh know i juss made dis shit | yes yung and i feel naive ova here tryin keep up yuh know i just made this |
if you wanted to fuck me so badly | if you wanted to mess with me |
but people eat that shit up . | but people believe that. |
" & he fucking stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding d | he has stabbed the needle in my arm so hard it was bleeding |
sadly not one fucking man stepped in | sadly not one man stepped in |
aww shit fasho i 'm gone be there hit me up | aww fasho i 'm gone be there hit me up |
oh wait its not well fuck , looks like my point is moot . | oh wait its not well,looks like my point is moot. |
shit , what the hell is this thing ? | What is this stuff here? |
at what point does he give a " fuck you " speech and fires a bunch of them ? | At what point does he give a bold speech and fires a bunch of them? |
you realize how dumb you sound , right ? | Do you realize how you sound? |
it 's almost as annoying as this fucking slow broadband i 'm suffering through . | Its almost as annoying as this slow broadband i'm suffering through. |
we always task about the same shit in here . | we always task about the same thing in here . |
fuck , almost didn 't recognise you in my time line , well done ! | almost didn 't recognise you in my time line , well done ! |
the vast majority of europeans don 't give a shit about any religion , let alone bonkers fundamentalist stuff . | The vast majority of Europeans don't care about any religion, let alone the fundamentalist stuff. |
xd right ? * sticks tongue out * pussy | xd right ? * sticks tongue out |
shit what you eat ? i 'm hungry as hell . | I am hungry also. Please include me |
damn fuck ass bitch mother fuck went to change a tire look at my discovery blown hub | He went to change a tire look at my discovery blown hub. |
you just havin one of those shit nights ? coz you seem a bit down - ish . | You just having one of those bad nights? Because you seem a bit down-ish. |
i still skip the intro because fuck that . | I still skip the intro |
yeah , you fuckin try signing up for that shit . | yeah , you try signing up for that |
that shit will be logged , analyzed , and used against you in a court of law . | It will be logged,analyzed ,and used against you in a court of law |
fuck that video gives me the chills . | That video gives me chills' |
because half the people voted for this retard , they need to suffer to learn from their mistake . | because half the people voted for this , they need to suffer to learn from their mistake. |
if you 're saying hazing is a good thing , then fuck you . | If you're saying that hazing is a good thing, then you must rethink it twice. |
and these fools were going to take that off molokai to assist in the search ? | and these were going to take that off molokai to assist in the search ? |
looks like the fucking nra won . | looks like the nra won . |
if stupidity were impeachable , how many presidents would have suffered that indignity ? | Many presidents would have suffered humiliation had irrelevant things related to them were used to impeach. |
sorry for being a complete bitch to you gabe | Sorry for being a total bad person to you. |
no clue who it was , but she was fuckin nervous lmfaoo p i wouldn 't blame her p | No clue who it was, but she was quite nervous |
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