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look over here at this while we implement acents a gallon gas tax on all you silly little people . | look over here at this while we implement acents a gallon gas tax on all you people . |
yea , sweden has a shit load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration | Yes, Sweden is a wealthy nation with a small population and very little immigration. |
thats great advice lol , good looks i 'm going to stop caring that i dont give a fuck | That's great advice lol, good looks I'm going to stop caring that I don't care |
what you doing today stupid bitch | What are you doing today? |
have a safe flight and kick ass at the expo ! ! ! | have a safe flight |
okay i feel the reason he is getting the 78 years is because he broke into the fucking house . | Okay I feel the reason he is getting the 78 years is because he broke into the house. |
man what ? ! ? how can i forget that shit | Man what?! How can I forget that |
shoulda thought about tht yesterday when you fucked up | should've thought about that yesterday when you mess things up. |
why the fuck does this need to exist ? | why this need to exist |
every little thought you have they do not know makes them shit their pants . | every little thought you have can cause very big problem for them |
the guides fucked up big time . | the guides ruined big time . |
i am tired of him and his illiterate boss . | I am tired of him and his boss |
but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest fucking part . | but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest part . |
oh shit , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction | 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction |
lmao wasn 't for you ass | It wasn't for you |
thats just stupid beyond belief . | thats just bad beyond belief . |
op , your title is shit . | op , your title is not good . |
lls hahahhaaaa i know right , i 'm laughing like shitt | I know right. I am laughing. |
at least 41 other idiots agreed with your retarded comment | At least 41 others agreed with your comment |
shit ! you are so right | you are so right |
fuck yeah for new songs sooo stoked atm in the studio xd | wao yeah for new songs sooo stoked atm in the studio xd |
dude seriously why do you even bother fucking with me ? | Dude seriously why do you even bother with me |
i 'm honestly impressed as fuck by obama 's patience . | I'm honestly impressed by Obama's patience. |
look at it , it 's at 22 fucking points . | It is 22 points, of course. |
mate we got no money aswell fuck | We got no money |
a - fucking - men , she 's so perfect looking . | She's so perfect looking |
this fucking subreddit i swear . | This reddit, I swear. |
yes yes and fuck yes | Yes |
almost every instance of shit was removed , consistently with $ or similar characters . | almost every instance of the thing was removed , consistently with $ or similar characters . |
try to tell me that shit ain 't related and i 'll laugh in your face . | That's funny if you tell me that is not related |
get off your ass and jump into the future . | get up and jump into the future. |
holy shit what nooooo i haven 't ! | Oh no what no I haven't! |
they don 't give a shit about benghazi . | they don 't care about benghazi |
i ain 't bought shit either | i ain 't bought it either |
you know ima short nigga lol | you know im short lol. |
dont give me that crap of its only hisstart . | dont give me that, its only hisstart |
what the fuck just added me on facebook ? | What just added me on facebook? |
what can the citizens of alaska realistically expect this group of cowards to do ? | what can the citizens of alaska realistically expect this group to do? |
he didnt say only the black kneelers should be fired . | he didnt say only the black kneelers should be fired . |
jesus , even the mods came to clean up the shit here . | jesus , even the mods came to clean up here . |
you are out your rabbit ass mind if you think both of these groups are equal . | You are incorrect if you think both of these groups are equal |
are you retarded or just a little slow ? | Are you just slow? |
water canons can be fucked up . | Water canons can be messy |
why the fuck should i care about some christians being " persecuted " ? | Why should I care about some christians being persecuted? |
why did i just picture nixon givin me that crazy ass side look he gave me | why did i just picture nixon givin me that crazy side look he gave me |
a shit ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though | A ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though. |
how on earth pakistan has fucked things up with their iranian relations is just sad . | How on earth pakistan has messed things up with their Iranian relations is just sad |
thanks bitch , love you ! ! ! xx | thanks bestie, love you ! ! ! xx |
let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did . | let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he did |
zimmerman wasn 't even a fucking cop . | zimmerman wasn 't even a cop . |
itt people cunts who don 't recognize a joke when they see one . | People don't recognize a joke when they see one. |
the pope is still the fucking pope , he was going to get press no matter what . | The pope is still bad, he was going to get press no matter what. |
if theyre thinking of surviving a panglobal nuclear war , theyre being a bit foolish . | They cannot survive a panglobal nuclear war |
im one of the fools who took a first glance and said , orangeman . | im one of those people who took a first glance and said , orangeman . |
because a few are lunatics , you would punish all ? | Because a few are not okay, you would punish all |
rt this shit is just funny | This is so funny. |
lmfaoo they looked like those whiteboys in the x games doing flips n shit on espn | they looked like those whiteboys in the x games doing flips and things on espn. |
haha i just won 't though - cos you will never fucking call me ! xo | Haha i just won’t though - cos you will never ever call me !xo |
lol damn they fallin in love again and shyt huh lol | lol they fallin in love again lol |
why the fuck are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ? | why the are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ? |
fucking grey too ! wtf ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! ! | It's grey too ! what ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! ! |
damn your country is weird . | your country is weird |
get the hell off of my beach ! | get out of my beach |
better eat your damn caviar now because very soon those eggs will be glowing . | better eat your caviar now because very soon those eggs will be glowing . |
man , what a shitty excuse for journalism . | man, what an excuse for journalism |
ill change it againsmate , an then fuckin , ill be the winnar ! | I'll change it againsmate, and then, I'll be the winner! |
you get a fucking warrant ! ! ! it 's not hard dude . | you get a warrant ! ! ! it 's not hard dude |
some shit i dont have to deal with lmao | something i dont have to deal with |
time to fuck putin in the ass | it is time to put putin on back foot. |
omg for reall ? ? * - * you 're so fucking sweet ! | omg for reall ? ? * - * you 're so sweet ! |
don 't fuckin melt today man | Don't melt today man |
the rest are cucks and imbeciles , especially oleery . | The rest are good for nothing, especially oleery. |
ctfu ! cause your shxt is just flat like a piece of paper ma niggah | You are not interesting |
for all his stupid tweets , trump is not much different than the others and around we go ! | for all his tweets , trump is not much different than the others and around we go ! |
yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work fuck the babydaddy your better without him | Yeah I understand, just continue being strong and keep up the good work. Don’t mind your child’s father, you’re better without him. |
awww shit we down 28 | awww we down 28 |
speaking as a democrat , i honestly dont give a sht anymore . | speaking as a democrat , i honestly dont care anymore . |
shit ill see wat i can do | You ill see wat i can do |
maybe the voters arent idiots after all . | Maybe the voters think after all. |
dont fucking go to north korea exactly this . | dont go to north korea exactly this |
he did terrible shit as well . | He did terrible mistakes as well. |
reply to fb , its important and shit | Reply to fb, it's important! |
why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this shit have no reason to come here . | why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this thing have no reason to come here . |
and that goes for all you sicko squigly sympathizers as well ! | and that goes for all you sympathisers as well. |
well you should have fucked it up with the half and half | well you should have done it with the half and half |
it amazes me that people work their fucking asses off in a job for 69 , 69 dollars . | it amazes me that people work hard in a job for 69 , 69 dollars |
and shit , portugal is giving him a tough glare | Portugal is giving him a tough glare |
yeah , pretty fucking sure buddy . | Yeah, pretty sure buddy |
" i * need * a fucking bagel . | I need a bagel |
it was a fuck ton . | it was a ton . |
get the fuck out of the road . | Leave the road. |
never , i 'm just a broke ass p | Never,im just broke |
the fuck are you goin on about | What are you going to do? |
fuck , sometimes the two neurons in my brain collide and short the whole system . | Sometimes my mind goes out of control |
girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p | girl , get on and talk to me |
i 'm getting tipsy already , i might fuck around and fall asleep | Im getting tipsy already, i might be naughty around and fall asleep |
aww little shit , she def needs the break | She just need a break |
yeah i don 't need a mind fuck ! i have real life women for that ! | I dont need it, i have real life women for that. |
putting your faith in crooks train is incredibly foolish . | Having faith in anything like that is not wise |
we can cure some bacterial infections , we can also cure some ham with that shit . | we can cure some bacterial infections, we can also cure some ham with that |
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