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look over here at this while we implement acents a gallon gas tax on all you silly little people .
look over here at this while we implement acents a gallon gas tax on all you people .
yea , sweden has a shit load of oil money , a small population and very little immigration
Yes, Sweden is a wealthy nation with a small population and very little immigration.
thats great advice lol , good looks i 'm going to stop caring that i dont give a fuck
That's great advice lol, good looks I'm going to stop caring that I don't care
what you doing today stupid bitch
What are you doing today?
have a safe flight and kick ass at the expo ! ! !
have a safe flight
okay i feel the reason he is getting the 78 years is because he broke into the fucking house .
Okay I feel the reason he is getting the 78 years is because he broke into the house.
man what ? ! ? how can i forget that shit
Man what?! How can I forget that
shoulda thought about tht yesterday when you fucked up
should've thought about that yesterday when you mess things up.
why the fuck does this need to exist ?
why this need to exist
every little thought you have they do not know makes them shit their pants .
every little thought you have can cause very big problem for them
the guides fucked up big time .
the guides ruined big time .
i am tired of him and his illiterate boss .
I am tired of him and his boss
but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest fucking part .
but in reality , who knows where he draws the line , and that is the scariest part .
oh shit , 92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction
92 , 92 tweets ? i think i have an addiction
lmao wasn 't for you ass
It wasn't for you
thats just stupid beyond belief .
thats just bad beyond belief .
op , your title is shit .
op , your title is not good .
lls hahahhaaaa i know right , i 'm laughing like shitt
I know right. I am laughing.
at least 41 other idiots agreed with your retarded comment
At least 41 others agreed with your comment
shit ! you are so right
you are so right
fuck yeah for new songs sooo stoked atm in the studio xd
wao yeah for new songs sooo stoked atm in the studio xd
dude seriously why do you even bother fucking with me ?
Dude seriously why do you even bother with me
i 'm honestly impressed as fuck by obama 's patience .
I'm honestly impressed by Obama's patience.
look at it , it 's at 22 fucking points .
It is 22 points, of course.
mate we got no money aswell fuck
We got no money
a - fucking - men , she 's so perfect looking .
She's so perfect looking
this fucking subreddit i swear .
This reddit, I swear.
yes yes and fuck yes
Yes
almost every instance of shit was removed , consistently with $ or similar characters .
almost every instance of the thing was removed , consistently with $ or similar characters .
try to tell me that shit ain 't related and i 'll laugh in your face .
That's funny if you tell me that is not related
get off your ass and jump into the future .
get up and jump into the future.
holy shit what nooooo i haven 't !
Oh no what no I haven't!
they don 't give a shit about benghazi .
they don 't care about benghazi
i ain 't bought shit either
i ain 't bought it either
you know ima short nigga lol
you know im short lol.
dont give me that crap of its only hisstart .
dont give me that, its only hisstart
what the fuck just added me on facebook ?
What just added me on facebook?
what can the citizens of alaska realistically expect this group of cowards to do ?
what can the citizens of alaska realistically expect this group to do?
he didnt say only the black kneelers should be fired .
he didnt say only the black kneelers should be fired .
jesus , even the mods came to clean up the shit here .
jesus , even the mods came to clean up here .
you are out your rabbit ass mind if you think both of these groups are equal .
You are incorrect if you think both of these groups are equal
are you retarded or just a little slow ?
Are you just slow?
water canons can be fucked up .
Water canons can be messy
why the fuck should i care about some christians being " persecuted " ?
Why should I care about some christians being persecuted?
why did i just picture nixon givin me that crazy ass side look he gave me
why did i just picture nixon givin me that crazy side look he gave me
a shit ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though
A ton of therapy would do these girls a little better though.
how on earth pakistan has fucked things up with their iranian relations is just sad .
How on earth pakistan has messed things up with their Iranian relations is just sad
thanks bitch , love you ! ! ! xx
thanks bestie, love you ! ! ! xx
let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he fucking did .
let 's hope so , since * that 's exactly what he did
zimmerman wasn 't even a fucking cop .
zimmerman wasn 't even a cop .
itt people cunts who don 't recognize a joke when they see one .
People don't recognize a joke when they see one.
the pope is still the fucking pope , he was going to get press no matter what .
The pope is still bad, he was going to get press no matter what.
if theyre thinking of surviving a panglobal nuclear war , theyre being a bit foolish .
They cannot survive a panglobal nuclear war
im one of the fools who took a first glance and said , orangeman .
im one of those people who took a first glance and said , orangeman .
because a few are lunatics , you would punish all ?
Because a few are not okay, you would punish all
rt this shit is just funny
This is so funny.
lmfaoo they looked like those whiteboys in the x games doing flips n shit on espn
they looked like those whiteboys in the x games doing flips and things on espn.
haha i just won 't though - cos you will never fucking call me ! xo
Haha i just won’t though - cos you will never ever call me !xo
lol damn they fallin in love again and shyt huh lol
lol they fallin in love again lol
why the fuck are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ?
why the are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ?
fucking grey too ! wtf ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! !
It's grey too ! what ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! !
damn your country is weird .
your country is weird
get the hell off of my beach !
get out of my beach
better eat your damn caviar now because very soon those eggs will be glowing .
better eat your caviar now because very soon those eggs will be glowing .
man , what a shitty excuse for journalism .
man, what an excuse for journalism
ill change it againsmate , an then fuckin , ill be the winnar !
I'll change it againsmate, and then, I'll be the winner!
you get a fucking warrant ! ! ! it 's not hard dude .
you get a warrant ! ! ! it 's not hard dude
some shit i dont have to deal with lmao
something i dont have to deal with
time to fuck putin in the ass
it is time to put putin on back foot.
omg for reall ? ? * - * you 're so fucking sweet !
omg for reall ? ? * - * you 're so sweet !
don 't fuckin melt today man
Don't melt today man
the rest are cucks and imbeciles , especially oleery .
The rest are good for nothing, especially oleery.
ctfu ! cause your shxt is just flat like a piece of paper ma niggah
You are not interesting
for all his stupid tweets , trump is not much different than the others and around we go !
for all his tweets , trump is not much different than the others and around we go !
yeah i understand just continue being strong and keep up the good work fuck the babydaddy your better without him
Yeah I understand, just continue being strong and keep up the good work. Don’t mind your child’s father, you’re better without him.
awww shit we down 28
awww we down 28
speaking as a democrat , i honestly dont give a sht anymore .
speaking as a democrat , i honestly dont care anymore .
shit ill see wat i can do
You ill see wat i can do
maybe the voters arent idiots after all .
Maybe the voters think after all.
dont fucking go to north korea exactly this .
dont go to north korea exactly this
he did terrible shit as well .
He did terrible mistakes as well.
reply to fb , its important and shit
Reply to fb, it's important!
why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this shit have no reason to come here .
why ? the kind of people who are gonna pull this thing have no reason to come here .
and that goes for all you sicko squigly sympathizers as well !
and that goes for all you sympathisers as well.
well you should have fucked it up with the half and half
well you should have done it with the half and half
it amazes me that people work their fucking asses off in a job for 69 , 69 dollars .
it amazes me that people work hard in a job for 69 , 69 dollars
and shit , portugal is giving him a tough glare
Portugal is giving him a tough glare
yeah , pretty fucking sure buddy .
Yeah, pretty sure buddy
" i * need * a fucking bagel .
I need a bagel
it was a fuck ton .
it was a ton .
get the fuck out of the road .
Leave the road.
never , i 'm just a broke ass p
Never,im just broke
the fuck are you goin on about
What are you going to do?
fuck , sometimes the two neurons in my brain collide and short the whole system .
Sometimes my mind goes out of control
girl , get yo ' ass on and talk to me ! p
girl , get on and talk to me
i 'm getting tipsy already , i might fuck around and fall asleep
Im getting tipsy already, i might be naughty around and fall asleep
aww little shit , she def needs the break
She just need a break
yeah i don 't need a mind fuck ! i have real life women for that !
I dont need it, i have real life women for that.
putting your faith in crooks train is incredibly foolish .
Having faith in anything like that is not wise
we can cure some bacterial infections , we can also cure some ham with that shit .
we can cure some bacterial infections, we can also cure some ham with that