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who the fuck is the world , asshole ? | who is the world? |
and all alabama fans are bitches real talk | and all alabama fans are bad real talk |
your question has jack shit to do with the point being made | Your question does not have anything to do with the point being made |
its about fucking time a state does something about this issue . | its about time a state does something about this issue . |
this is the type of ignorant response to which i was referring . | this is the type of ignorant response to which i was referring . |
this shit might have flown 58 years ago , but thankfully this tard is gonna learn otherwise very quickly . | this might have flown 58 years ago , but thankfully this tard is gonna learn otherwise very quickly . |
i mean damn , he gets away with it , why cant we ! lol . | I mean it, he gets away with it, why cant we! lol. |
" bitch you posed to be making sure his he got his shit together ! | You posed to be making sure his he got his stuff together! |
* screams louder , murmuring * damn , that feels so fucking good , babe . | That's feel good. |
oh well , thank god none of these idiotic opinions matter the voices that matter , have spoken . | These opinions don't matter. The voices that matter have spoken |
but you know what we haven 't fucked up yet ? | But you know we haven’t messed up yet? |
is the people of usa consious of this or it just doesn 't give a shit about it ? | is the people of usa consious of this or it just doesn't care about it? |
they make sure that shit looks perfect . | they make sure that looks perfect . |
fuck you thinking you 're mr cool | Stop thinking that you are mr cool |
how the fuck did you manage that ? ? | how did you manage that ? ? |
thats what his ass get . | That's what he gets. |
lol how can i make it go away wen i 'm makin it rain on these bitches o | lol how can i make it go away wen i 'm makin it rain on these people |
every race , religion , gender and political party has its losers , lunatics and scum . | every race , religion , gender and political party has its bad people |
i just saw one of those and couldnt fucking believe it . | i just saw one of those and couldn't believe it. |
hahaha i enjoyed that ! fuck i feel like goin out the nite lol | hahaha I enjoyed that! I feel like going out the night lol |
this cold is kickin my ass | It’s really cool right now |
who the fuck said that ? ! | who said that ? |
dude ham sandwich is the good shit . | dude h sandwich is the good thing |
so uncommon it should be a fucking superpower . | So uncommon it should be a superpower |
those cunts need sorting out ! | Those guys need to sort out. |
he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal . | He is a good guy and struggled a lot for that medal. |
it would be a ratings fucking tsunami . | it would be a ratings tsunami |
thinks he 's all hip and shit with his little bloggy blog and petitions | Think he’s important with the petition and blog |
shame on the fools who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children . | shame on those who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children . |
so rest happy knowing that guy is still getting fucked and struggling to have a decent life . | The life is being so hard on that guy. |
sadly , no one pays for shit . | Sadly, no one pays for it. |
dont block me i am right and i fucking know it . | dont block me i am right and i know it . |
because every fucking thing i see on facebook makes me sad i couldn 't help it . | Because everything I see on Facebook makes me sad nothing I can do. |
fucks are never given with me so yes we cool lol | It doesn't bother me so yes we cool. |
i love you too , hope that i 'm not being an ass . | i love you too , hope that i 'm not being offensive . |
i been callin yo ass since monday | I been calling you since monday |
she deleted her tweet because she is a pussy | She deleted her tweets because she is afraid |
why the fuck are people calling this a crash ? | Why are people calling this a crash . |
my guess christian , white , male , tea party , gun lover , pussy . | my guess christian , white , male , tea party , gun lover , girls . |
she and millions of intelligent people will be protesting the inauguration of a complete moron . | she and millions of intelligent people will be protesting the inauguration of the president |
thinking about yesterday nite that shit was funny af | Thinking about yesterday nite that was funny af |
in the words of lil' jon " don 't start no shit , won 't be no shit " . | in the words of lil' jon "don't start any problem, won't be any problem |
< = she cute as shit , guys | she cute as blossom, guys |
funny how they can see that shit in other people but not themselves . | funny how they can see that in other people but not themselves . |
yeah , that made me what the fuck when i heard it . | yeah , that made me shocked when i heard it . |
dont rub it in lol , whats some good fun shit for the phone lol | dont rub it in lol , whats some good fun for the phone lol |
only the freedom caucus is stupid enought to want to do down that route . | Only the freedom caucus will want to go down that route. |
da zoo smell like ass . | The zoo doesn't smell great. |
they must have a ton of stuff on these cowardly republicans . | they must have a ton of stuff on these republicans. |
i wanna be in this shit | i wanna be in this |
lol fuck teamiphone its all about teamblackberry | Teamiphone is all about teamblackberry |
it 's obvious that he 's gonna win ! lol i voted my ass off already d | He will definitely win, I also voted him. |
do we really think the bad guys won 't fucking win huge in this one too ? | Do we think the bad guys won't win this time? |
trump a chance to mend his reputation as an unredeemed sexist pig . | He still has a chance to repair his reputation |
identity politics can be a bitch | Identity politics can be useless |
ohh the boys club that shit be jumpin again | Ohh the boys club that be jumpin again |
neither party gives a shit about the common american . | Neither party care about the common american |
joe arpaio is a murderer . | Joe arpaio is not a good person. |
i don 't get a fucking medal for doing mine . | i don 't get a medal for doing mine . |
then come talk to me about been a dick . | then come talk to me about being bad. |
rt damn i got class in the morning | Rt i got class in the morning |
thinking about yesterday nite that shit was funny af | Thinking about yesterday night is so fun |
shit did i say rockets ? | did i say rockets ? |
this court case is a bloody disgrace . | This lawsuit is disgraceful. |
just take the fucking upvote . | Just take the upvote |
it 's sad but she was probably parked like shit . | Its sad but she was probably parked bad. |
mines around the 43 th , shit dude | I live along the 43rd. |
avakov does not give a shit about agreements made by poroshenko . | avakov does not care about agreements made by poroshenko . |
which they violate all the fucking time | Which they violate all the time . |
so republicans are stupidly going to raise their taxes . | so republicans are going to raise their taxes . |
holy fuck comments in this tread are bad . | Holy bad comment are not good |
2moro , i will offiically be telling at & t to kiss my ass ! switching to verizon | Tommorrow i am officially switching from at@t to verizon |
some people find a solution to their problems using violence , like that fuck man ! | Some people find a solution to their problems using violence, like that man. |
vice just went full - retard . | vice just went full - retard . |
fuck freedom of religion , my opinion is correct . | Forget freedom of religion, my opinion is correct. |
you know that , fuck this . | You know what, down with this. |
then fucking report them and they won 't be able to take snap anymore . | Then report them and they won't be able to take snap anymore |
the funny thing is they generally don 't give a shit about anything else . | The funny thing is they generally don't care about anything else. |
you can 't talk shit like that and represent all the men and women in our country . | you can 't talk like that and represent all the men and women in our country . |
i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session | I wish someone would help me decide this jam session already |
cause her cousin is with her so she can 't come over i just think its all fucked up . | cause her cousin is with her so she can't come over i just think its all over. |
yea something like " surgeon general said that an apple a day or some shit | Yeah something like surgeon general said that an apple a day or something. |
how the fuck did the west " rush to support " them ? | How did the west rush to support them? |
when am i seeing your asian ass | When am I seeing you |
harris and miller are just to dumb to like . | harris and mille are just naive to like |
nahh ima true bike rider shit i ride og beach cruisers not fixies ! i cruise not ride ! ahah | nahh ima true bike rider i ride og beach cruisers not fixies ! i cruise not ride ! ahah |
how the fuck do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ? | how do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ? |
bahaha yeah if i did that to my mom she would look at me like what the fuck ? ! | Bahaha yeah if I did that to my mom, she would look at me like she's so confused. |
exam cudda at the same fucking time weinthere ! ! ! ! | exam cudda at the same time weinthere ! ! ! ! |
funny ? you must find shit at r funny to be hilarious | funny? you must find things at r funny to be hilarious |
thats what his ass get . | thats what he get. |
idk ? iheard her crying so iran my ass all the way over there but isaved her lmaao | I heard her cryinh so i ran all the way there and saved her |
it 's not black guys buying that overpriced shit | It's not black guys buying that overpriced product |
this has nothing to do with the british government , this is a private business for fucks sake . | this has nothing to do with british goernment because of our privacy |
so you voted for this idiot and regret it . | So you voted for him and regret it |
and put the money into the fucking medical and educational systems lol . | And put the money in the medical and educational systems lol. |
let them say whatever the fuck they want . | Let them say whatever stuff they want. |
lauren , your thought process is pathetic . | Lauren , you're thinking is unsuitable |
i 'm sorry but that argument is pants on head retarded . | I’m sorry but that argument is meaningless. |
shit instantly gets me hyped and inspired | That thing instantly gets me hyped and inspired |
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