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who the fuck is the world , asshole ?
who is the world?
and all alabama fans are bitches real talk
and all alabama fans are bad real talk
your question has jack shit to do with the point being made
Your question does not have anything to do with the point being made
its about fucking time a state does something about this issue .
its about time a state does something about this issue .
this is the type of ignorant response to which i was referring .
this is the type of ignorant response to which i was referring .
this shit might have flown 58 years ago , but thankfully this tard is gonna learn otherwise very quickly .
this might have flown 58 years ago , but thankfully this tard is gonna learn otherwise very quickly .
i mean damn , he gets away with it , why cant we ! lol .
I mean it, he gets away with it, why cant we! lol.
" bitch you posed to be making sure his he got his shit together !
You posed to be making sure his he got his stuff together!
* screams louder , murmuring * damn , that feels so fucking good , babe .
That's feel good.
oh well , thank god none of these idiotic opinions matter the voices that matter , have spoken .
These opinions don't matter. The voices that matter have spoken
but you know what we haven 't fucked up yet ?
But you know we haven’t messed up yet?
is the people of usa consious of this or it just doesn 't give a shit about it ?
is the people of usa consious of this or it just doesn't care about it?
they make sure that shit looks perfect .
they make sure that looks perfect .
fuck you thinking you 're mr cool
Stop thinking that you are mr cool
how the fuck did you manage that ? ?
how did you manage that ? ?
thats what his ass get .
That's what he gets.
lol how can i make it go away wen i 'm makin it rain on these bitches o
lol how can i make it go away wen i 'm makin it rain on these people
every race , religion , gender and political party has its losers , lunatics and scum .
every race , religion , gender and political party has its bad people
i just saw one of those and couldnt fucking believe it .
i just saw one of those and couldn't believe it.
hahaha i enjoyed that ! fuck i feel like goin out the nite lol
hahaha I enjoyed that! I feel like going out the night lol
this cold is kickin my ass
It’s really cool right now
who the fuck said that ? !
who said that ?
dude ham sandwich is the good shit .
dude h sandwich is the good thing
so uncommon it should be a fucking superpower .
So uncommon it should be a superpower
those cunts need sorting out !
Those guys need to sort out.
he is a good guy and went through a lot of shit for that medal .
He is a good guy and struggled a lot for that medal.
it would be a ratings fucking tsunami .
it would be a ratings tsunami
thinks he 's all hip and shit with his little bloggy blog and petitions
Think he’s important with the petition and blog
shame on the fools who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children .
shame on those who are turning their backs on the rape and torture of children .
so rest happy knowing that guy is still getting fucked and struggling to have a decent life .
The life is being so hard on that guy.
sadly , no one pays for shit .
Sadly, no one pays for it.
dont block me i am right and i fucking know it .
dont block me i am right and i know it .
because every fucking thing i see on facebook makes me sad i couldn 't help it .
Because everything I see on Facebook makes me sad nothing I can do.
fucks are never given with me so yes we cool lol
It doesn't bother me so yes we cool.
i love you too , hope that i 'm not being an ass .
i love you too , hope that i 'm not being offensive .
i been callin yo ass since monday
I been calling you since monday
she deleted her tweet because she is a pussy
She deleted her tweets because she is afraid
why the fuck are people calling this a crash ?
Why are people calling this a crash .
my guess christian , white , male , tea party , gun lover , pussy .
my guess christian , white , male , tea party , gun lover , girls .
she and millions of intelligent people will be protesting the inauguration of a complete moron .
she and millions of intelligent people will be protesting the inauguration of the president
thinking about yesterday nite that shit was funny af
Thinking about yesterday nite that was funny af
in the words of lil' jon " don 't start no shit , won 't be no shit " .
in the words of lil' jon "don't start any problem, won't be any problem
< = she cute as shit , guys
she cute as blossom, guys
funny how they can see that shit in other people but not themselves .
funny how they can see that in other people but not themselves .
yeah , that made me what the fuck when i heard it .
yeah , that made me shocked when i heard it .
dont rub it in lol , whats some good fun shit for the phone lol
dont rub it in lol , whats some good fun for the phone lol
only the freedom caucus is stupid enought to want to do down that route .
Only the freedom caucus will want to go down that route.
da zoo smell like ass .
The zoo doesn't smell great.
they must have a ton of stuff on these cowardly republicans .
they must have a ton of stuff on these republicans.
i wanna be in this shit
i wanna be in this
lol fuck teamiphone its all about teamblackberry
Teamiphone is all about teamblackberry
it 's obvious that he 's gonna win ! lol i voted my ass off already d
He will definitely win, I also voted him.
do we really think the bad guys won 't fucking win huge in this one too ?
Do we think the bad guys won't win this time?
trump a chance to mend his reputation as an unredeemed sexist pig .
He still has a chance to repair his reputation
identity politics can be a bitch
Identity politics can be useless
ohh the boys club that shit be jumpin again
Ohh the boys club that be jumpin again
neither party gives a shit about the common american .
Neither party care about the common american
joe arpaio is a murderer .
Joe arpaio is not a good person.
i don 't get a fucking medal for doing mine .
i don 't get a medal for doing mine .
then come talk to me about been a dick .
then come talk to me about being bad.
rt damn i got class in the morning
Rt i got class in the morning
thinking about yesterday nite that shit was funny af
Thinking about yesterday night is so fun
shit did i say rockets ?
did i say rockets ?
this court case is a bloody disgrace .
This lawsuit is disgraceful.
just take the fucking upvote .
Just take the upvote
it 's sad but she was probably parked like shit .
Its sad but she was probably parked bad.
mines around the 43 th , shit dude
I live along the 43rd.
avakov does not give a shit about agreements made by poroshenko .
avakov does not care about agreements made by poroshenko .
which they violate all the fucking time
Which they violate all the time .
so republicans are stupidly going to raise their taxes .
so republicans are going to raise their taxes .
holy fuck comments in this tread are bad .
Holy bad comment are not good
2moro , i will offiically be telling at & t to kiss my ass ! switching to verizon
Tommorrow i am officially switching from at@t to verizon
some people find a solution to their problems using violence , like that fuck man !
Some people find a solution to their problems using violence, like that man.
vice just went full - retard .
vice just went full - retard .
fuck freedom of religion , my opinion is correct .
Forget freedom of religion, my opinion is correct.
you know that , fuck this .
You know what, down with this.
then fucking report them and they won 't be able to take snap anymore .
Then report them and they won't be able to take snap anymore
the funny thing is they generally don 't give a shit about anything else .
The funny thing is they generally don't care about anything else.
you can 't talk shit like that and represent all the men and women in our country .
you can 't talk like that and represent all the men and women in our country .
i wish someone would help me make a damn decision already with this kickback and this damn jam session
I wish someone would help me decide this jam session already
cause her cousin is with her so she can 't come over i just think its all fucked up .
cause her cousin is with her so she can't come over i just think its all over.
yea something like " surgeon general said that an apple a day or some shit
Yeah something like surgeon general said that an apple a day or something.
how the fuck did the west " rush to support " them ?
How did the west rush to support them?
when am i seeing your asian ass
When am I seeing you
harris and miller are just to dumb to like .
harris and mille are just naive to like
nahh ima true bike rider shit i ride og beach cruisers not fixies ! i cruise not ride ! ahah
nahh ima true bike rider i ride og beach cruisers not fixies ! i cruise not ride ! ahah
how the fuck do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ?
how do you guys not have proper gun control or even no guns at all ?
bahaha yeah if i did that to my mom she would look at me like what the fuck ? !
Bahaha yeah if I did that to my mom, she would look at me like she's so confused.
exam cudda at the same fucking time weinthere ! ! ! !
exam cudda at the same time weinthere ! ! ! !
funny ? you must find shit at r funny to be hilarious
funny? you must find things at r funny to be hilarious
thats what his ass get .
thats what he get.
idk ? iheard her crying so iran my ass all the way over there but isaved her lmaao
I heard her cryinh so i ran all the way there and saved her
it 's not black guys buying that overpriced shit
It's not black guys buying that overpriced product
this has nothing to do with the british government , this is a private business for fucks sake .
this has nothing to do with british goernment because of our privacy
so you voted for this idiot and regret it .
So you voted for him and regret it
and put the money into the fucking medical and educational systems lol .
And put the money in the medical and educational systems lol.
let them say whatever the fuck they want .
Let them say whatever stuff they want.
lauren , your thought process is pathetic .
Lauren , you're thinking is unsuitable
i 'm sorry but that argument is pants on head retarded .
I’m sorry but that argument is meaningless.
shit instantly gets me hyped and inspired
That thing instantly gets me hyped and inspired