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not supporting a military strike is not equal to not giving a shit . | not supporting a military strike is not equal to not giving a focus . |
wait , you want a vibe to fuck your shit ? | Wait, you want a vibe to hype you up? |
bull shit , he 's not around | Oh no, he is not here |
girl this shit jus got started | girl this just got started. |
don 't worry , s he is full of shit anyway . | don't worry, she deserved it. |
she has a child and no fucking healthcare ? | she has a child and no healthcare ? |
cause democrats don 't fucking vote . | Cause democrats don't vote. |
superfail shefollowsme rt i bet nicki minaj doesn 't even know who the fuckin fuck you are | I bet nicki minaj doesn't even know who you are |
* how to embed fonts in fucking microsoft word documents . | how to embed fonts in microsoft word documents . |
i am living there , and it feels like a fucking warzone . | i am living there , and it feels like a warzone . |
oh my just call them rock you idiots ! | oh my just call them rock |
who gives a shit where this idiot is born ? | Who cares about where he is born? |
sickening that so many people like this are roaming around freely in our society . | annoying that so many people like this are roaming around freely in our society . |
that bitch need a sedative ! | She needs a sedative. |
this reporter is an idiot . | This reporter is not good. |
yeaa dat shit wont worth it | Yeaa dat wont worth it |
it has to mean that those shit countries were doomed , islam or not . | it has to mean that those countries were in trouble, islam or not. |
yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though . | She can but she does not have evidence on me. |
none of your damn business ! | none of your business! |
fuck no ! now get to work you cunt ! | No, now get to work |
that shit should never be forgotten . | That should never be forgotten. |
well , too bad , fuckcock mcdickerson . | Well too bad |
seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people ? | Seriously what is wrong with some people? |
man , i don 't even know who the fuck " they " are anymore | Man, I don't even know who they are anymore |
i fucking knew this sensationalist bs would be the title of all posts to come . | I knew this sensationalist would be the title of all posts to come |
flaming , stupid author of the article . | Flaming knowledge less author of the article |
this guy is a fucking dumbshit | This person is not smart |
when you 're emotional like a pmsing bitch , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly . | when you 're emotional like a pmsing , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly |
he tried to steal my money , the dirty dog . | He tried to steal my money . |
lol i got too many tweets & i miss yo freak ass | lol I got too many tweets & I miss you |
oh yeah they duct taped some fuckin' kids to the mats , aaaaanywho | They duct taped some kids to the mats |
this is some crusader kings ii level shit here . | this is some crusader kings ii level put there . |
whats this crap about wishes ? | what's this about wishes? |
oh shit i almost forgot what time | Oh crap! I nearly forgot what time is it. |
well please tell what the fuck i actually fucking did because i honestly have no clue lolololol | well please tell me what i actually did because i have no clue |
you appear more irrational , unhinged and ridiculous with each post . | your post were not good |
i 'm usually all about helping but fuck that | I'm usually all about helping but this I cant |
he may be an ass , but i believe he really thinks and acts as he says . | he may be bad, but i belive he really think and acts as he says |
i wonder if he ever saw the irony or if he was too fucking selfish to care . | i wonder if he ever saw the irony or if he was too careless. |
the one with all that shit on her trunk hahahaha now its your turn | the one with all that stuff on her trunk hahahaha now its your turn. |
holy shit , somebody gets it . | oh my god , somebody gets it. |
i was tweeting crazy shit and everything | I was tweeting and all |
haha xd call my phone ! i cant find the bitch . | Haha xd call my phone! I cant find it. |
she 's cool as shit ! - i freakin love your tumblr ! | She is cool, I love your Tumblr. |
in mondern justice system , judgements are the measurment of " known fuck ups " . | in mondern justice system , judgements are the measurment of known wrong doings. |
another bible thumping holier than thou hypocrite got exposed . | another bible thumping holier than thou pretend got exposed |
u need a lot ! ! shit u wouldn 't | you need alot!! but you wouldnt. |
sullivan is a clueless idiot trying to rewrite history to make himself look better . | sullivan is clueless trying to rewrite history to make himself look better. |
you shouldnt talk if youre ignorant . | you shouldnt talk if youre ignorant |
you must have some other enemies , now do yourself a favor and fuck off | You must have some other enemies, now do yourself a favor and go. |
who the fuck makes decisions like that ? | Who makes decisions like that? |
you can 't see shit from a gopro at 98 ft . | You can't see anything from a gopro at 98 ft |
holy shit , someones eyes are open ! | Someone eyes are open |
only republicans are stupid enough to do that . | Only Republicans are daring enough to do that. |
dog yall need to stop that shit lol | All of you needs to stop that . |
as far as the q situation they ain 't got they shit together | as far as the q situation they ain 't got together |
asking alexandria is trending ? no fucking thanks | Asking Alexandria is trending? no thanks |
not really i was just being an ass cause she wants to tell the world she 's on the rag | Not really I was being wrong cause she wants to tell the world on the news. |
and then to avoid prosecution , you become her employers bitch , and never see her again | to avoid being prosecuted, you humbled yourself to her employers while cutting off all relations with her |
damm i 'm losing followers like crazy o well fuck em the don 't know what they missing | damm i'm losing followers like crazy but they don't know what they missing |
i thought the irs stores their shit still on those cassettes . | I thought the irs stores their song still on those cassettes. |
who the fuck cares ? ? lol | who cares ? ? lol |
medical doctors are so stupid they didnt know how to properly prescribe a powerful opioid based painkiller to patients ? | Medical doctors didnt know how to properly prescribe a powerful opioid based painkiller to patients? |
so imma end this with a fuck u and have a nice day lol | So I will end this with a "go away" and have a nice day lol |
what the fuck do you care what people who love each other do ? | What do you care what people who love each other do? |
lmaoooo i had thee hardest time swallowin tht thick dry ass peanut butter smh | Lmaooo I had thee hardest time swallowin peanut butter |
i bet youre ok with natives being treated like dogs . | I bet you are ok with natives being treated badly |
then why the fuck did you just push them to the side ? | then why did you just push them to the side ? |
i 'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of frozen shit from a plane . | i'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of something frozen from a lane. |
my school served almost this exact meal today without pie , and nobody gave a fuck . | My school served almost this exact meal today without pie, and nobody bothered. |
jones is a bloated clown who thinks he can buy anything he wants , including popularity . | Jones thinks he can buyy anything he wants , including popularity . |
how the fuck did you manage that ? ? | How did you manage that? |
like enough 's enough europe , for fucks sakes | like enough 's enough europe |
lucky none of their sorry behinds got shot . | Lucky none of them was hurt |
so an unsafe and unhealthy living space for the lowest wage , what the fuck ? | An unsafe and unhealthy living space for the lowest wage, what? |
it was rude of me to say heifer keep getting dogged your feelings are not about shit anyways ! | it was rude of me to say heifer keep getting dogged your feelings are not about it anyways ! |
fuck now i want a calzone . | Now I want calzone. |
yo ass was talking too thee window yesterday . | You were talking to the window yesterday |
shit sooo i aint in it lmao | So I ain't it wow. |
gotta get my life and shit together this shit aint no joke . | I need to get my life together |
these pieces of shit represent big business interests , not the people who elect them . | These people represent big business intersets not the people who elect them |
lmao i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that shit was scrumptious . | lmao i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that thing was scrumptious . |
he creates a shit load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction | He posts bad things of celebrities on twitter |
i was fucking serious you guise | | | | ejkvndjfvns | I was serious |
who gives a fuck about money ? | Who cares about money? |
send them to guantanamo , no ones gives a shit about international laws over there . | send them to guantanamo , no ones cares about international laws over there . |
he is not some random kid who made a website , he is a fucking drug lord . | He is not a random kid that made a website, he's a drug dealer. |
you remind me of several liberal neurotics who have said : youre just trying to confuse me with facts . | You remind me of some people who have said: you're just trying to confuse me with facts. |
keeps you from talking shit , if payback even matters to you . | If payback matters to you then keep from talking wrong |
stop trying to shit on russia every chance you guys get . | Stop trying to speak ill of Russia every chance you guys get |
that idiot helped get us into this mess when he voted for 0bamacare . | That person helped get us into this awful situation when he voted for Obamacare. |
where the fuck is the next gob iron album ? | Where is the next Gob Iron album? |
they certainly didn 't do shit when india invaded portuguese goa . | They certainly didn't do anything when India invaded Portuguese goa. |
! but it 's supposed to rain & shit . | ! but it 's supposed to rain & stop . |
hilliary is a bitch and michelle o is a tranny | Hillary and Michelle are not good. |
but wasssup with that shit . | but whats up with that |
written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a fucking * musket * . | Written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a musket. |
nothing at all just bored shit to do ! ! ! ! | nothing at all just bored anything to do ! ! ! ! |
you got a shit - ton of gear | You got a large amount of gears. |
the church of lost fucks welcomes you | The church welcomes you |
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