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not supporting a military strike is not equal to not giving a shit .
not supporting a military strike is not equal to not giving a focus .
wait , you want a vibe to fuck your shit ?
Wait, you want a vibe to hype you up?
bull shit , he 's not around
Oh no, he is not here
girl this shit jus got started
girl this just got started.
don 't worry , s he is full of shit anyway .
don't worry, she deserved it.
she has a child and no fucking healthcare ?
she has a child and no healthcare ?
cause democrats don 't fucking vote .
Cause democrats don't vote.
superfail shefollowsme rt i bet nicki minaj doesn 't even know who the fuckin fuck you are
I bet nicki minaj doesn't even know who you are
* how to embed fonts in fucking microsoft word documents .
how to embed fonts in microsoft word documents .
i am living there , and it feels like a fucking warzone .
i am living there , and it feels like a warzone .
oh my just call them rock you idiots !
oh my just call them rock
who gives a shit where this idiot is born ?
Who cares about where he is born?
sickening that so many people like this are roaming around freely in our society .
annoying that so many people like this are roaming around freely in our society .
that bitch need a sedative !
She needs a sedative.
this reporter is an idiot .
This reporter is not good.
yeaa dat shit wont worth it
Yeaa dat wont worth it
it has to mean that those shit countries were doomed , islam or not .
it has to mean that those countries were in trouble, islam or not.
yeah she can but she aint got shit on me though .
She can but she does not have evidence on me.
none of your damn business !
none of your business!
fuck no ! now get to work you cunt !
No, now get to work
that shit should never be forgotten .
That should never be forgotten.
well , too bad , fuckcock mcdickerson .
Well too bad
seriously what the fuck is wrong with some people ?
Seriously what is wrong with some people?
man , i don 't even know who the fuck " they " are anymore
Man, I don't even know who they are anymore
i fucking knew this sensationalist bs would be the title of all posts to come .
I knew this sensationalist would be the title of all posts to come
flaming , stupid author of the article .
Flaming knowledge less author of the article
this guy is a fucking dumbshit
This person is not smart
when you 're emotional like a pmsing bitch , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly .
when you 're emotional like a pmsing , boy , you cannot analyze any information correctly
he tried to steal my money , the dirty dog .
He tried to steal my money .
lol i got too many tweets & i miss yo freak ass
lol I got too many tweets & I miss you
oh yeah they duct taped some fuckin' kids to the mats , aaaaanywho
They duct taped some kids to the mats
this is some crusader kings ii level shit here .
this is some crusader kings ii level put there .
whats this crap about wishes ?
what's this about wishes?
oh shit i almost forgot what time
Oh crap! I nearly forgot what time is it.
well please tell what the fuck i actually fucking did because i honestly have no clue lolololol
well please tell me what i actually did because i have no clue
you appear more irrational , unhinged and ridiculous with each post .
your post were not good
i 'm usually all about helping but fuck that
I'm usually all about helping but this I cant
he may be an ass , but i believe he really thinks and acts as he says .
he may be bad, but i belive he really think and acts as he says
i wonder if he ever saw the irony or if he was too fucking selfish to care .
i wonder if he ever saw the irony or if he was too careless.
the one with all that shit on her trunk hahahaha now its your turn
the one with all that stuff on her trunk hahahaha now its your turn.
holy shit , somebody gets it .
oh my god , somebody gets it.
i was tweeting crazy shit and everything
I was tweeting and all
haha xd call my phone ! i cant find the bitch .
Haha xd call my phone! I cant find it.
she 's cool as shit ! - i freakin love your tumblr !
She is cool, I love your Tumblr.
in mondern justice system , judgements are the measurment of " known fuck ups " .
in mondern justice system , judgements are the measurment of known wrong doings.
another bible thumping holier than thou hypocrite got exposed .
another bible thumping holier than thou pretend got exposed
u need a lot ! ! shit u wouldn 't
you need alot!! but you wouldnt.
sullivan is a clueless idiot trying to rewrite history to make himself look better .
sullivan is clueless trying to rewrite history to make himself look better.
you shouldnt talk if youre ignorant .
you shouldnt talk if youre ignorant
you must have some other enemies , now do yourself a favor and fuck off
You must have some other enemies, now do yourself a favor and go.
who the fuck makes decisions like that ?
Who makes decisions like that?
you can 't see shit from a gopro at 98 ft .
You can't see anything from a gopro at 98 ft
holy shit , someones eyes are open !
Someone eyes are open
only republicans are stupid enough to do that .
Only Republicans are daring enough to do that.
dog yall need to stop that shit lol
All of you needs to stop that .
as far as the q situation they ain 't got they shit together
as far as the q situation they ain 't got together
asking alexandria is trending ? no fucking thanks
Asking Alexandria is trending? no thanks
not really i was just being an ass cause she wants to tell the world she 's on the rag
Not really I was being wrong cause she wants to tell the world on the news.
and then to avoid prosecution , you become her employers bitch , and never see her again
to avoid being prosecuted, you humbled yourself to her employers while cutting off all relations with her
damm i 'm losing followers like crazy o well fuck em the don 't know what they missing
damm i'm losing followers like crazy but they don't know what they missing
i thought the irs stores their shit still on those cassettes .
I thought the irs stores their song still on those cassettes.
who the fuck cares ? ? lol
who cares ? ? lol
medical doctors are so stupid they didnt know how to properly prescribe a powerful opioid based painkiller to patients ?
Medical doctors didnt know how to properly prescribe a powerful opioid based painkiller to patients?
so imma end this with a fuck u and have a nice day lol
So I will end this with a "go away" and have a nice day lol
what the fuck do you care what people who love each other do ?
What do you care what people who love each other do?
lmaoooo i had thee hardest time swallowin tht thick dry ass peanut butter smh
Lmaooo I had thee hardest time swallowin peanut butter
i bet youre ok with natives being treated like dogs .
I bet you are ok with natives being treated badly
then why the fuck did you just push them to the side ?
then why did you just push them to the side ?
i 'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of frozen shit from a plane .
i'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of something frozen from a lane.
my school served almost this exact meal today without pie , and nobody gave a fuck .
My school served almost this exact meal today without pie, and nobody bothered.
jones is a bloated clown who thinks he can buy anything he wants , including popularity .
Jones thinks he can buyy anything he wants , including popularity .
how the fuck did you manage that ? ?
How did you manage that?
like enough 's enough europe , for fucks sakes
like enough 's enough europe
lucky none of their sorry behinds got shot .
Lucky none of them was hurt
so an unsafe and unhealthy living space for the lowest wage , what the fuck ?
An unsafe and unhealthy living space for the lowest wage, what?
it was rude of me to say heifer keep getting dogged your feelings are not about shit anyways !
it was rude of me to say heifer keep getting dogged your feelings are not about it anyways !
fuck now i want a calzone .
Now I want calzone.
yo ass was talking too thee window yesterday .
You were talking to the window yesterday
shit sooo i aint in it lmao
So I ain't it wow.
gotta get my life and shit together this shit aint no joke .
I need to get my life together
these pieces of shit represent big business interests , not the people who elect them .
These people represent big business intersets not the people who elect them
lmao i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that shit was scrumptious .
lmao i want one " i wish i had another ice cream cone , that thing was scrumptious .
he creates a shit load of hate and drama on twitter by hating people like one direction
He posts bad things of celebrities on twitter
i was fucking serious you guise | | | | ejkvndjfvns
I was serious
who gives a fuck about money ?
Who cares about money?
send them to guantanamo , no ones gives a shit about international laws over there .
send them to guantanamo , no ones cares about international laws over there .
he is not some random kid who made a website , he is a fucking drug lord .
He is not a random kid that made a website, he's a drug dealer.
you remind me of several liberal neurotics who have said : youre just trying to confuse me with facts .
You remind me of some people who have said: you're just trying to confuse me with facts.
keeps you from talking shit , if payback even matters to you .
If payback matters to you then keep from talking wrong
stop trying to shit on russia every chance you guys get .
Stop trying to speak ill of Russia every chance you guys get
that idiot helped get us into this mess when he voted for 0bamacare .
That person helped get us into this awful situation when he voted for Obamacare.
where the fuck is the next gob iron album ?
Where is the next Gob Iron album?
they certainly didn 't do shit when india invaded portuguese goa .
They certainly didn't do anything when India invaded Portuguese goa.
! but it 's supposed to rain & shit .
! but it 's supposed to rain & stop .
hilliary is a bitch and michelle o is a tranny
Hillary and Michelle are not good.
but wasssup with that shit .
but whats up with that
written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a fucking * musket * .
Written at a time when the most advanced firearm was a musket.
nothing at all just bored shit to do ! ! ! !
nothing at all just bored anything to do ! ! ! !
you got a shit - ton of gear
You got a large amount of gears.
the church of lost fucks welcomes you
The church welcomes you