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plus i am hungry as shit . | Plus I am starving. |
what say u william who the fuck do u think u are ? | what say you, William who do you think you are? |
people are not getting it because no one gives a shit | People are not getting it because no one cares |
what the literal fuck is wrong with people ? | what is wrong with people? |
ignore that nigga talking shit to you real shit , don 't even fucking reply | Ignore that guy talking to you, don't even reply |
you 're an idiot , read your own fucking links | read your own links |
but , thats exactly what a couple of you idiots have made it out to be . | But, that’s exact what you all have made it out to be |
i think you can do better than " fucking sleazeball " . | i think you can do better |
that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following . | that 's guy hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following . |
org fucking bastard in every way he can be . | he is unpleasant in every he can be. |
oh that is true omg that is ahahaha so fucking ture the orange ppl were giants oh shit omg | The orange people were giants oh man i can't believe that's true omg, that's totally true omg this is very bad omg |
i don 't know how the fuck they get away with that . | I don't know how they get away with that. |
it used to be cheap as shit . | It used to be cheap |
what the hell are you trying to do to my beloved corps private pyle ? | what are you trying to do to my beloved private pyle ? |
castro was a brutal dictator . | Definition of a brutal dictator would be Castro. |
diggin in the crates , where the fuck is he would be amazed ! | diggin in the crates , where is he would be amazed ! |
hollywood scum and their sewer pipe to your childrens mind are supporting hillarious almost | Hollywood people and their sewer pipe to your childrens mind are supporting hilarious almost |
youre no fucking metal lord dumbass youre a fag fuck you . | You're no metal lord |
their leader is complete shit , but no one mentioned war with turkey . | their leader is not good, but no one mentioned war with turkey. |
sorry kelly , we dont want you or your filthy coal up here in canada . | sorry kelly , we dont want you or your coal up here in canada . |
he ain 't shit to be regarded for lol | he is nothing to be regarded for . |
what the fuck does where they died have to do with his point ? | what does where they died have to do with his point ? |
yeah he cheating stop fucking with that nerd lol | Stop arguing with that person as they are cheating. |
they would bitch about anyone nominated by president obama . | They would speak ill of anyone nominated by president Obama. |
only 29 something ahaha , but hes fucking sexy . | only 29 something ahaha , but hes hot |
you damn deserve what im going to do to you . | You deserve what im going to do to you. |
news baby asked if comy lied , trump never said comey lied you trashy reporter . | news baby asked if comy lied , trump never said comey lied you reporter . |
she was a bitch so i was a bitch right back | She was mean so I was mean right back. |
so hop on in ! i got some good ass cream haha | So hop on in! I got some good cream haha |
facebooks marketing team is going to fuck it up royally . | The facebooks marketing team will simply delete it. |
you are a moronic trumponian mark wanted a true conservative candidate , which is not trump . | Trump is not a conservative candidate |
elected officials don 't give a shit about what electorate have to say . | elected officials don 't care about what electorate have to say . |
not 96 much of shit | not 96 much |
holy fuck you must be like fifteen , maybe twenty years old . | You must be like fifteen,maybe twenty years old. |
the government fucks it 's citizens every day . | The government don't care about their citizens |
and preston manning wants this garbage to migrate to canada . | and preston manning wants this thing to migrate to canada . |
don 't go to " james bond island " , it 's boring as fuck . | don 't go to " james bond island " , it 's boring |
bout to fuck my diet up today . | bout to ruin my diet up today . |
who the fuck are you ? | who are you ? |
four months for five fucking dollars ? | four months for five dollars? |
you 're right , the media is just as shit as we are when it comes to facts . | you 're right , the media is just as bad as we are when it comes to facts . |
i wish it was like shit . | i wish it was bad. |
shit , getting slightly impatient waiting on people | getting slightly impatient waiting on people |
take care of your own fucking family . | Take care of your own family. |
frankly i 'm not sure what the fuck point you 're even trying to make . | Frankly, i'm not sure what the point you're are trying to make |
but you cant mess with my shit b | But you cannot mess with this thing. |
com see everyone flipping shit in that thread ? | Con see everyone flipping things in that thread |
that 's one - third of the planet not giving a fuck on top of all the other problems | That’s one third of the planet not caring, on top of all the other problems |
you 're a lying stupid piece of shit . | You're lying. |
the only reason this stupidity is allowed to happen is because its federal land . | The only reason this is allowed to happen is because it's federal land. |
yea gotta join my fellow pretties on the city so i hope ur bringing ur ass out too lol | yeah gotta join my fellow pretties on the city so I hope ur coming too lol |
- well you kept publically saying how much you want to fuck him so | well you kept publically saying how much you want to beat him so |
it 's creative tho how they got all his tattoos n that weak ass lip ring lol | it's creative tho how they got all his tattoos n that lip ring lol |
seriously , it 's like an indian tech rep it fucks up so much . | I think it's like an Indian tech representative. |
you and dan are on fucking point tonight | you and dan are on point tonight |
im starting to think repubs are a bunch of soft , scared brats . | im starting to think repubs are a soft , scared |
paranoid fucks every last one of them . | They are all paranoid. |
is it fucked up that i laughed really hard at your comment ? | Is it bad enough that I laughed really hard at your comment? |
he is a compulsive , pathological liar . | He is perpetual liar. |
this just put shit in perspective for me | This just put things in perspective for me |
they are just making shit up off the top of their heads . | They're just making things up on top of their heads. |
look over here at this while we implement acents a gallon gas tax on all you silly little people . | Look over here while we implement a cent a gallon gas tax on all of you. |
it will fix some fuck it , most of it . | it will fix some, most of it. |
you 're basically being the inverse of what you think they are when you say shit like this . | you're basically being the inverse of what you think they are when you say something like this . |
to feel like shit about the thing i thought was good for me . | I feel bad about what I thought was good for me |
that nigguh has some dope abs > _ < | that guy has some dope abs |
i pay for my own shit off of a juiceshop salary | I pay for my own things off of a juice shop salary. |
i don 't understand this shit | I don't understand this. |
exactly , i mean providence isn 't shit , but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol | exactly , i mean providence isn 't bad, but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol |
i find clough to often be a disrespectful jerk . | I find clough to be often be a disrespectful person. |
this is why you don 't live with the person you 're fucking . | this is why you don 't live with the person you 're having intercourses |
our parttime , ethically opaque mayor pulls yet another fast one on us suckers | our parttime, ethically opaque mayor pulls yet another fast one on us |
hamas is also widely recognized as a terrorist group , so protesting against them is redundant as fuck . | Hamas is also widely recognized as a terrorist group , so protesting against them is redundant |
hey , respect to op for sticking around and not giving a shit | hey, respect to op for sticking around and not caring about it. |
to think i actually loved you * laughs * i 'm such a god damn idiot | To think I actually loved you *laughs* I'm such unsuitable |
holy shit , don 't do 75 mg . | Don’t do 75 mg. |
i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it | I just d’ont ever want to hear one thing about it |
fuck man very sorry to hear that | Sorry to hear that |
they gotta big ass smelly ass farm for u lol u goooootta come here with meeee | They have a big smelly farm for you , u have to come here with me |
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be dicks to each other . | Doesn't mean they won't continue to be mean to each other. |
that 's a fucking shame , carrey was a cool guy up until this point . | What a shame Carrey was a cool guy up until this point |
how the fuck will i wake up at 14 am ? | How will I wake up at 14 am? |
and that didn 't fucking happen | And that didn't happen |
rt " why the fuck is it so hard to find tacos in slidell " - - - tacobell ? | Alright, why is it so hard to find tacos in Slidell taco bell? |
you 're making me hungry bitch d | you're making me hungry |
hahah that shit is funny , crafy young man you are | hahah that is funny , crafy young man you are |
fuck 47 th hour , i 'm chillin in the hall | 47th hour, I'm chilling in the hall |
kathleen kearon again you talk when you should just shut up ! | Kathleen Kearon again you talk when you should just stop |
that way you wont have to keep blaming others for your foolishness . | that way you wont have to keep blaming others for your mostakes |
yeah & since you are not busy answer your emails dick face | Yeah and since you are not busy answer your emails |
give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites . | Give single doses at the injection sites |
brah im fucked up over here . | Brah I am feeling bad over here |
this shit is why i moved to cali and refuse to look back . | this is why i moved to cali and refuse to look back. |
i 'm so fucked this is bad | i am in trouble this is bad |
how in the fuck did bird flu get to antarctica . | How did Bird Flu get to Antarctica? |
is pj media the kind of trash you waste your time on ? | is pj media the kind things you waste your time on |
so you would love to see the commys win over a duly elected democratic president , man you are sick | so you would love to see the communist win over a duly elected democratic president |
ha i 'm just bored enough , i might do that shit lol | ha i'm just bored enough, i might do that thing lol |
at some park under a shelter , chillin not doing shit as usual , wyatt ? rt lol wya ? | At some park under a shelter, chilling and not doing anything as usual. Where are you? |
your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly . | your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly . |
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