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plus i am hungry as shit .
Plus I am starving.
what say u william who the fuck do u think u are ?
what say you, William who do you think you are?
people are not getting it because no one gives a shit
People are not getting it because no one cares
what the literal fuck is wrong with people ?
what is wrong with people?
ignore that nigga talking shit to you real shit , don 't even fucking reply
Ignore that guy talking to you, don't even reply
you 're an idiot , read your own fucking links
read your own links
but , thats exactly what a couple of you idiots have made it out to be .
But, that’s exact what you all have made it out to be
i think you can do better than " fucking sleazeball " .
i think you can do better
that 's dumb ass hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following .
that 's guy hell , cause then people wouldn 't have more followers than they following .
org fucking bastard in every way he can be .
he is unpleasant in every he can be.
oh that is true omg that is ahahaha so fucking ture the orange ppl were giants oh shit omg
The orange people were giants oh man i can't believe that's true omg, that's totally true omg this is very bad omg
i don 't know how the fuck they get away with that .
I don't know how they get away with that.
it used to be cheap as shit .
It used to be cheap
what the hell are you trying to do to my beloved corps private pyle ?
what are you trying to do to my beloved private pyle ?
castro was a brutal dictator .
Definition of a brutal dictator would be Castro.
diggin in the crates , where the fuck is he would be amazed !
diggin in the crates , where is he would be amazed !
hollywood scum and their sewer pipe to your childrens mind are supporting hillarious almost
Hollywood people and their sewer pipe to your childrens mind are supporting hilarious almost
youre no fucking metal lord dumbass youre a fag fuck you .
You're no metal lord
their leader is complete shit , but no one mentioned war with turkey .
their leader is not good, but no one mentioned war with turkey.
sorry kelly , we dont want you or your filthy coal up here in canada .
sorry kelly , we dont want you or your coal up here in canada .
he ain 't shit to be regarded for lol
he is nothing to be regarded for .
what the fuck does where they died have to do with his point ?
what does where they died have to do with his point ?
yeah he cheating stop fucking with that nerd lol
Stop arguing with that person as they are cheating.
they would bitch about anyone nominated by president obama .
They would speak ill of anyone nominated by president Obama.
only 29 something ahaha , but hes fucking sexy .
only 29 something ahaha , but hes hot
you damn deserve what im going to do to you .
You deserve what im going to do to you.
news baby asked if comy lied , trump never said comey lied you trashy reporter .
news baby asked if comy lied , trump never said comey lied you reporter .
she was a bitch so i was a bitch right back
She was mean so I was mean right back.
so hop on in ! i got some good ass cream haha
So hop on in! I got some good cream haha
facebooks marketing team is going to fuck it up royally .
The facebooks marketing team will simply delete it.
you are a moronic trumponian mark wanted a true conservative candidate , which is not trump .
Trump is not a conservative candidate
elected officials don 't give a shit about what electorate have to say .
elected officials don 't care about what electorate have to say .
not 96 much of shit
not 96 much
holy fuck you must be like fifteen , maybe twenty years old .
You must be like fifteen,maybe twenty years old.
the government fucks it 's citizens every day .
The government don't care about their citizens
and preston manning wants this garbage to migrate to canada .
and preston manning wants this thing to migrate to canada .
don 't go to " james bond island " , it 's boring as fuck .
don 't go to " james bond island " , it 's boring
bout to fuck my diet up today .
bout to ruin my diet up today .
who the fuck are you ?
who are you ?
four months for five fucking dollars ?
four months for five dollars?
you 're right , the media is just as shit as we are when it comes to facts .
you 're right , the media is just as bad as we are when it comes to facts .
i wish it was like shit .
i wish it was bad.
shit , getting slightly impatient waiting on people
getting slightly impatient waiting on people
take care of your own fucking family .
Take care of your own family.
frankly i 'm not sure what the fuck point you 're even trying to make .
Frankly, i'm not sure what the point you're are trying to make
but you cant mess with my shit b
But you cannot mess with this thing.
com see everyone flipping shit in that thread ?
Con see everyone flipping things in that thread
that 's one - third of the planet not giving a fuck on top of all the other problems
That’s one third of the planet not caring, on top of all the other problems
you 're a lying stupid piece of shit .
You're lying.
the only reason this stupidity is allowed to happen is because its federal land .
The only reason this is allowed to happen is because it's federal land.
yea gotta join my fellow pretties on the city so i hope ur bringing ur ass out too lol
yeah gotta join my fellow pretties on the city so I hope ur coming too lol
- well you kept publically saying how much you want to fuck him so
well you kept publically saying how much you want to beat him so
it 's creative tho how they got all his tattoos n that weak ass lip ring lol
it's creative tho how they got all his tattoos n that lip ring lol
seriously , it 's like an indian tech rep it fucks up so much .
I think it's like an Indian tech representative.
you and dan are on fucking point tonight
you and dan are on point tonight
im starting to think repubs are a bunch of soft , scared brats .
im starting to think repubs are a soft , scared
paranoid fucks every last one of them .
They are all paranoid.
is it fucked up that i laughed really hard at your comment ?
Is it bad enough that I laughed really hard at your comment?
he is a compulsive , pathological liar .
He is perpetual liar.
this just put shit in perspective for me
This just put things in perspective for me
they are just making shit up off the top of their heads .
They're just making things up on top of their heads.
look over here at this while we implement acents a gallon gas tax on all you silly little people .
Look over here while we implement a cent a gallon gas tax on all of you.
it will fix some fuck it , most of it .
it will fix some, most of it.
you 're basically being the inverse of what you think they are when you say shit like this .
you're basically being the inverse of what you think they are when you say something like this .
to feel like shit about the thing i thought was good for me .
I feel bad about what I thought was good for me
that nigguh has some dope abs > _ <
that guy has some dope abs
i pay for my own shit off of a juiceshop salary
I pay for my own things off of a juice shop salary.
i don 't understand this shit
I don't understand this.
exactly , i mean providence isn 't shit , but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol
exactly , i mean providence isn 't bad, but isn 't exactly the backwoods lol
i find clough to often be a disrespectful jerk .
I find clough to be often be a disrespectful person.
this is why you don 't live with the person you 're fucking .
this is why you don 't live with the person you 're having intercourses
our parttime , ethically opaque mayor pulls yet another fast one on us suckers
our parttime, ethically opaque mayor pulls yet another fast one on us
hamas is also widely recognized as a terrorist group , so protesting against them is redundant as fuck .
Hamas is also widely recognized as a terrorist group , so protesting against them is redundant
hey , respect to op for sticking around and not giving a shit
hey, respect to op for sticking around and not caring about it.
to think i actually loved you * laughs * i 'm such a god damn idiot
To think I actually loved you *laughs* I'm such unsuitable
holy shit , don 't do 75 mg .
Don’t do 75 mg.
i just don 't ever want to hear one fucking thing about it
I just d’ont ever want to hear one thing about it
fuck man very sorry to hear that
Sorry to hear that
they gotta big ass smelly ass farm for u lol u goooootta come here with meeee
They have a big smelly farm for you , u have to come here with me
doesn 't mean they wont continue to be dicks to each other .
Doesn't mean they won't continue to be mean to each other.
that 's a fucking shame , carrey was a cool guy up until this point .
What a shame Carrey was a cool guy up until this point
how the fuck will i wake up at 14 am ?
How will I wake up at 14 am?
and that didn 't fucking happen
And that didn't happen
rt " why the fuck is it so hard to find tacos in slidell " - - - tacobell ?
Alright, why is it so hard to find tacos in Slidell taco bell?
you 're making me hungry bitch d
you're making me hungry
hahah that shit is funny , crafy young man you are
hahah that is funny , crafy young man you are
fuck 47 th hour , i 'm chillin in the hall
47th hour, I'm chilling in the hall
kathleen kearon again you talk when you should just shut up !
Kathleen Kearon again you talk when you should just stop
that way you wont have to keep blaming others for your foolishness .
that way you wont have to keep blaming others for your mostakes
yeah & since you are not busy answer your emails dick face
Yeah and since you are not busy answer your emails
give the crap out in single doses at the injection sites .
Give single doses at the injection sites
brah im fucked up over here .
Brah I am feeling bad over here
this shit is why i moved to cali and refuse to look back .
this is why i moved to cali and refuse to look back.
i 'm so fucked this is bad
i am in trouble this is bad
how in the fuck did bird flu get to antarctica .
How did Bird Flu get to Antarctica?
is pj media the kind of trash you waste your time on ?
is pj media the kind things you waste your time on
so you would love to see the commys win over a duly elected democratic president , man you are sick
so you would love to see the communist win over a duly elected democratic president
ha i 'm just bored enough , i might do that shit lol
ha i'm just bored enough, i might do that thing lol
at some park under a shelter , chillin not doing shit as usual , wyatt ? rt lol wya ?
At some park under a shelter, chilling and not doing anything as usual. Where are you?
your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly .
your abuse of admin tools is pathetic and cowardly .