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it is beyond me how anyone can be supporting this fool . | it is beyond me how anyone can be supporting this person. |
game was broken as fuck . | Game was broken. |
but if i don 't get the grades then i am fucked | But if i don’t get the grades then I’m in trouble. |
that shit aint the same no mo son | That thing doesnt the same no more. |
i 'll never know how geoege pulled that shit off with the situations he was in . | I'll never know how George pulled this off with the situations he was in. |
quit posting idiotic comments and i wont respond . | Quit posting bad comments and I won't respond |
i say fuck em , i would have done the same . | i would have done the same |
u retweeted my shit so i followed u | You retweeted my stuff so I followed you |
it 's the whole idea , to make it a pain in the ass to reporters and recovery workers . | It's the whole idea, to make it hard for reporters and recovery workers |
i do as well , but you started this stupid name calling shit remember ? | I do as well but you started this name calling remember |
you can 't see shit from a gopro at 98 ft . | its blurry form 98ft with a gopro |
you guys are fuckin idiots . | You guys aren't making any sense to me. |
ain 't nobody got time to save anyone 's ass around here . | Anybody aren't got time to save anyone around here. |
oh shit bang bang u tweeting now lol | U tweeting now |
as a lithuanian who 's country has been occupied by soviets before shit . | lithuanian who 's country has been occupied by soviets |
once again * * not every * * cop is a racist piece of shit . | once again** not every**cop is a racist lll |
are you fucking kidding me dude ? | Are you kidding me ? |
why the fuck are they still on paper files that can be thrown out ? | why are they still on paper files that can be thrown out? |
trump supporters believe jesus will fix the planet , thats how stupid they are . | Trump supporters believe that the planet will be saved by Jesus. |
hahahahaha that are the worst mouth i 've ever draw hahaha believe me u 'll laugh like a retard | That is the worst mouth i have ever drawn, believe me you'll laugh |
damn how 'd u know ? ! i woke up in a bomb ass mood ! ! ! ! ! | how do u know? I woke up in a great mood |
whoa im lost lol shit not cool danielle let me in the boxx damn ahahaha | I’m lost, let me in the box Daniel. |
i don 't even play that shit anymore | I don't even play that anymore. |
that 's when the shit really hits the fan . | that’s when it really hits the fan. |
hahaha how u going retweet my shit fool | How you are going to retweet my thing |
stop being a inconsiderate cunt ! thank you oh p | Stop being inconsiderate. Thank you oh p. |
i think it 's only if you sign some data plan shit | I think it's only if you sign some data pan. |
youre just a troll without your own account . | You dont work without your own account |
does a bot shit in the woods ? | Does a bot excrete in the woods? |
so why would anyone believe this moron ? | so why would anyone believe somebody like him? |
delete the page and shut up | Delete the page and stay silent. |
sup gurl it 's been shit haven 't done a n y t h i n g | Sup girl it's been bad haven't done anything |
i didnt vote for the liar | I didn't vote for him |
yea yea i know i dig that true shit | yea yea I know I dig that true thing. |
can these people , please , for the love of fucks sake , stop eating bushmeat . | Can these people please stop eating bushmeat. |
im at home hahaha ctfuuuuu fuck outa here i wasnt walkin to get no car | I'm at home and I wasn't going to get a car |
you don 't even really be talkin bout shit so why should i follow u ? | You don't even really be talkin' but bout so why should I follow you ? |
elect both these idiots out of office ! . | elect both of these out of office ! |
40thingsaboutme whatever the fuck number i 'm on | 40 things about me whatever the number i'm on. |
damnnn everyone lookin for one | Everyone looking for one. |
cuz i didn 't want to have to pay for shit hoe | I didn't want to pay for all of this. |
i don 't really give a fuck about the royal family | i don't really care about the royal family |
shit donald glover better look out | donald glover better look out |
i have a huge sore on my back , and it fucking hurts like a bitch | I have a huge sore on my back, and it really hurts. |
i love you so fucking much baby | i love you so much baby |
outsideryou are an idiot to make such an ignorant remark . | Outsider, you should not make such an ignorant remark. |
i makea you a fuck just rike mighty tigah ! | i makea you a just rike mighty tigah ! |
shit im hatin tmobile right now . | i don't like tmobile now |
that shit never happened under bush . | That did not happen under bush |
like an idiot , i believed them . | I believed them without any doubt |
and this ? lol rt shame on the no class , ho ass . | and this? shame on the no class |
if your only concern is about being right you 're kind of a dick | being right shouldn't be your only concern |
ima see yo ass on the space station one day of some super random shit | ima see yo on the space station one day. |
you just want the government to assuage your retarded middle class guilt . | you just want the government to assuage your middle class guilt |
fuck u shithead , we have real people being saved , women & children too . | we have real people being saved , women & children too . |
yaaaa bitch ! ! in my wiz voice and fuck you pay me face | In my wiz voice, pay me face |
as a news organisation , that makes them shit . | As a news organization, that makes them look bad. |
why the fuck are we recalling then shit out of these idiots ? | Why are we recalling out of these? |
don 't laugh that kind of shit does happen . | don 't laugh that kind of things does happen . |
thank fucking christ there 's an amendment to prevent that . | There’s an amendment to prevent that. |
but it 's wrong for me to fuck ? smh lol | It's wrong |
damn if i could i would fucking retweet this for like 20 times xddd <8 | If I could, I would retweet it 20 times |
i aint heard shit from or about nickiminaj since that blackfriday video ? she in hiding ! lol | I ain't heard anything from or about Nicky Minaj since that blackfriday video? She in hiding! |
most of the shit on sale here was stuff you 'd find in the bag of crap . | Most of the items you'd find here are things that you can just find anywhere. |
how the fuck is wearing a full burka really a threat to public safety ? | How wearing a burka became a threat? |
fucking christ these comments are terrible . | These comments are terrible. |
fuck that shit bro i live on the edge | Bro I live on the edge |
gotta get my life and shit together this shit aint no joke . | I have to get my life together and get my affairs in order, this is not a joke. |
where has your ass been ? | Where have you been |
but they got fucked up by money | But the got tempted by money. |
yeah , don 't underestimate the amount of shit people will do for free when they are zealous enough . | Don't underestimate the amount of things people will do for free when they are zealous enough |
well , they tried arming them some years ago , and that shit gave us al - queda . | well , they tried arming them some years ago , and that gave us al - queda . |
why don 't u get off you 're ass and protest that . | why don 't u get off and protest that |
celebrate the fact that everyone 's plans have been royally fucked ? okay then . | Celebrate the fact that everyone's plans have been destroyed? Okay then. |
holy shit , i 'm not alone . | Well I'm not alone |
they don 't give a shit about benghazi . | they don 't give a thing about benghazi |
i don 't give a shit about the conservative subreddit . | i don't care about the conservative subreddit. |
dear alaexis , this kid is an asshole , does not understand anything , an idiot . | Dear alaexis, this kid does not understand. |
good for you , do you want a fucking sticker ? | Good for you, do you want a sticker? |
it 'd be , " better than your shit " store | It will be, better than your shop |
don 't take shit so personally dudes ! | Don't take this seriously |
if anyone truly deserves the death penalty ( fully carried out ) its this waste of space killer . | if anyone truly deserves the death penalty ( fully carried out ) its this waste of space killer . |
shit 's going to really hit the fan sometime in the future . | it is going wrong |
silly rabbit , the banks always win . | The banks always win. |
god fucking dammit , we 've still got 3 more months of this bullshit . | We've still got 3 more months |
i say fuck em , i would have done the same . | I say, "Let them worry about it on their own". I would have done the same. |
that mark dude on vt is fucking annoying . | that mark on it is annoying |
i give very little of a fuck about supporting unpopular opinions . | i really don'y care about supporting unpopular opinions |
wtf australia , your politicians are fucking insane . | Australia your politicians are weird |
cops that want to fuck with people don 't choose city council members . | The Police don't mess with city council members . |
you are hypocrites to lie about him now as an excuse for trump . | you shouldn't lie about it now as an excuse for trump. |
hahahahah omg you 're retarded in a good way xd | You are crazy. |
mate i have a bite or a heat spot ! and i 'm burning like fuck ! | Mate i have a bite or a heat spot! a nd I'm burning much. |
i hate when folks ask me " why you up so late ? " cuz bitch i 'm grown . | i hate when folks ask me “why you up so late?” cuz i ‘m grown. |
that nigga aint played the whole season , he 's not gonna have the impact nate robinson did | That artist aint played the whole season, he’s not gonna have the impact nate robinson did |
that way he wont be blamed for his stupid comments . | That way he won't be blamed for his comments. |
it is better to let half of the people die so that the other half can eat their fill . | it is better to let half of the people perish so that the other half can eat their fill . |
our generation wouldn 't revolt if the government literally shit on our faces . | our generation wouldn't revolt if the government literally infringes on our rights |
i 'm sorry for the retard that downvoted you . | I'm sorry for the person that downvoted you. |
you give at least enough fucks to comment on him . | you care at least enough to comment on him . |
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