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airline bosses are some of the most degenerate , psychotic people on earth . | airline bosses are some of the most bad people |
last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out . | last time we sent dads to japan that thing got sorted right out |
* i jump , eyes shooting open * shit ! ah | *I jump, eyes shooting open* ah! |
the fuck am i doing in the internet ? | What am i doing in the internet |
the founding fathers would shit themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us | the founding fathers would curse themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us |
fuck gasoline , it 's time for this outdated shit to go . | gasoline is no good , it 's time for this outdated stuff to go |
im tryin get netflix on my shit | Trying to get Netflix. |
i 've seen a metric ton of awful shit on reddit but this story hit hard for some reason . | i 've seen a metric ton of stories on reddit but this story hit hard for some reason . |
well i guess i 'm a jackwagon then , because i do not give a fuck . | Well I guess I am jackwagon then because I don't care. |
but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? the fuck is wrong with you ? | but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? What is wrong with you ? |
" so so so thankful civil rights leaders of the 43 s werent such flaming pussy faggots | " so so so thankful civil rights leaders of the 43 s weren't such weak scared ones" |
lol she has no fucking chance . | she has no chance |
i get a lot shit off they website and marquee sole they have stuff a few months in advance | I get a lot off they website and marquee sole they have a stuff a few months in advance |
bitch please ! she 's bringing rifles to a drone fight . | Please! She's bringing rifles to a drone fight. |
why the fuck are people calling this a crash ? | Why people calling this a crash? |
once again my mom has fucked up my day , then she wonders why i don 't offer to babysit | Once again my mother ruined my day and she expects me to babysit. |
look at how alpha he is with his guns and shit . | look at how alpha he is with his guns |
the cia is masterful at fucking shit up . | The cia is very bad |
i have no fucking clue what this question is asking | I have no clue whatsoever what this question is asking |
if it will potentially save a life then why the fuck not ? | if it will potentially save a life then why not? |
also i don 't give a shit . | also i am not interested. |
is my favorite person to retweet ! she follows weird shit ! p | is my favorite person to retweet ! she follows uncanny stuff. |
i gotta have her i fell n shit | I gotta have her but I fall |
they don 't give a fuck - they only exist to keep slave labor a reality for fpi . | all they care about is enslaving the people |
i don 't want any fucking normies shitting up my voat . | I don't want any normies destroying my voat. |
that must be a fucking joke | That must be a joke |
youre hurting m grahams widdle hypocritical , racist feewings by pointing out reality . | You're hurting m Graham's feelings by pointing out reality |
maverick , my ass , scum sucker half brain ( sic ) should just depart . | Maverick should just depart. |
shit , you never told me the timeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | Why u don't tell me the time? |
saudi arabia does it and nobody gives a fuck . | Saudi Arabia does it and it seems nobody cares. |
- have to be fuckin ' quil ? i mean , really | have to be quil ? i mean , really |
did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ? | did you seriously just ask how many murders is he responsible for ? |
lmao ! ! lol that would be some funny shit | lmao!! lol that would be some funny stuff |
exactly this shit pissin me off | exactly this thing getting me really mad |
how the fuck is a company not allowed to sell a product ? | How is this company not allowed to sell a product |
but again i honestly don 't know how the shit works . | But again I honestly don 't know how it works. |
you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life | you turn in those people you would be drinking free for life |
or you think that fucking little of me that i 'd cheat on my husband with your fianc | or you think that a little of me that i 'd cheat on my husband with your fianc |
psa get yo ass off twitter | Don't use Twitter |
will u get me a wedding dress aswell coz france peoples fashion sense is shit | will u get me a wedding dress aswell coz france peoples fashion sense is not good |
it 's all part of the mind - fuck . | it 's all part of the mind |
either is any shit out of america . | either is any thing out of america . |
pretty much all the awful shit about those two came to light two or three elections ago . | pretty much all the awful things about those two came to light two or three elections ago . |
fuck it i can 't think of movie titles fml lol | I can't think of movie titles. Lol |
hell to the fucking yes d | hell yeah |
weve waited for years for you clowns to come up with something , anything . | We have waited for years for you to come up with something, anything. |
well then fucking do it asshole . | Well then do it |
this piece of crap needs to be kept away from animals and the public in general . | This piece of a thing needs be kept away from animals and the general public. |
don 't be a fucking adjunct professor then , or move out of nyc . | Don't be a adjunct professor then, or move out of nice |
seriously you went from being stick it to the man to posting pussy shots | seriously you went from being stick it to the man to posting bad shots |
when you start calling people names like idiot . | When you start calling people unsuitable names |
the kurds , in general , seem like a people that kind of have their shit together . | the kurds , in general , seem like a people that kind of have grip |
they keep on changing pointless shit we dont care about when all the wanted is a friggin dislike button . | They keep on changing pointless things we don't care about when all we wanted is a dislike button. |
fuck i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now . | i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now . |
only an idiot would believe that . | Only person who can't consider correctly will believe that. |
this is a free country that protectsamendment rights from little commies like you . | This is a free country. |
people in your union don 't give a fuck about you and never will . | people in your union don 't care about you. |
but who fucking knows , not me . | but who would know, not me |
maybe you are retarded if you dont wanna sleep | Maybe you have some kind of problem if you don’t wanna sleep |
why the fuck are the brits eating chimps and gorilla meat ? | Why are the Brits eating chimps and gorilla meat ? |
shaking my head youre pathetic . | shaking my head youre bad . |
that is there fucking problem and now they 're dealing with it . | They're dealing with the problem now. |
not happening in a million fucking years . | It's likely impossible. |
no shit , that 's why i said i was all for this law . | That's why I said I was all for this law . |
i wasn 't though you 're always putting yourself in someone elses shit and it 's fucking annoying | i wasn 't though you 're always putting yourself in someone elses problems and it 's really not a good thing. |
this is such a retarded post . | This is an appropriate post. |
chillin n this nut ass bar on the corner takin shots wyd | Let's chill by taking shots at the bars which is located on the corner. |
can we start a downvote party to get this shit off reddit . | Can we downvote it massively? |
well shit boo don 't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland " | Well don't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland " |
follow the rule set by those before you don 't stick your dick in crazy . | follow the rules set by those before get stuck in a problem |
agreed , go bhuddists ! get that shit out of your country . | agreed , get that thing out of your country . |
laying in my bed , watching this corny ass play | laying in my bed, watching this play |
you dont have a clue , racist . | You don't have a clue |
free market doers pursuers of respectable ideals should not be impeded by intellectually dishonest , selfserving hypocrites ! | free market doers pursuers of respectable ideals should not be impeded by intellectually dishonest people |
general colin powell so right when he said everything the clintons touch turns to shit ! | General colim powell is so right. He said everything the clintons touch turns bad |
we 're fuckin vampires gerard ! ! > | We are vampires Gerard. |
wow , what the fuck happened to hersh ? | wow , what happened to hersh ? |
and keep the silly trump out of the way . | and keep them out of the way |
hello ? i asked you a fucking question . | Hello? I asked you a question. |
womp womp bitch you scared to show that pie face you got | womp womp you're scared to show that pie face you got |
most laws fuck over non - criminals | Most law oppress over non-criminals |
ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us bitches . | I'll try to convince Ramsey to come and cook for us. |
the chicken is dryer than an 76 year old pussy . | The chicken is very dry. |
rt " so tonight i 'll just fuck you like we 're in houston | rt "so tonight i'll make physical intercourses of love like we're in Houston |
fuck i 'm not even going to upload it , it 's embarrassing | Lol, I'm not even going to upload it, it looks so embarrassing. |
yet when things go to shit , they blame the us for not doing anything . | yet when things go to worse , they blame the us for not doing anything . |
but not as important as votegetting no matter how ridiculously hypocritical it seems | But not as important as votegetting no matter how it seems. |
if he wants to go , he must go and not be a bitch about $ | if he wants to go , he must go and not complain about |
that dp fresh as shit tho | that dp fresh as new tho |
sadly , this happened this year and we got king donald the idiot . | Thats so sad that this year we found a irresponsible king donald. |
they don 't have the fucking money , or aren 't planning on giving it back . | they don 't have the money , or aren 't planning on giving it back . |
india is corrupt up the ass . | India is highly corrupt |
fuck you , it 's really cold in this water . | it 's really cold in this water . |
that nigga aint played the whole season , he 's not gonna have the impact nate robinson did | That guy ain't played the whole season, he is not gonna have the impact Nate Robinson did. |
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down . | we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this thing down . |
i need to take my ass to sleep so im well rested for tomorrow bt i cant sleep smh | I need to sleep so to be prepared for tomorrow but I just can't |
we gotta write a essay to and this packet wit that weak ass book im on page 27 | we have to write an essay to and this packet written on this book i'm on page 27 |
he be talkin all shit lol | he be talkin all bad lol |
lol smmfh shit fuckn wit me u wont b a light weight for long lol | You won't be a light weight for long. |
how many niggers does it take to change a light bulb ? | How many people does it take to change light bulb? |
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