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airline bosses are some of the most degenerate , psychotic people on earth .
airline bosses are some of the most bad people
last time we sent dads to japan that shit got sorted right out .
last time we sent dads to japan that thing got sorted right out
* i jump , eyes shooting open * shit ! ah
*I jump, eyes shooting open* ah!
the fuck am i doing in the internet ?
What am i doing in the internet
the founding fathers would shit themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us
the founding fathers would curse themselves if they saw how laws and their enforcement evolved in the us
fuck gasoline , it 's time for this outdated shit to go .
gasoline is no good , it 's time for this outdated stuff to go
im tryin get netflix on my shit
Trying to get Netflix.
i 've seen a metric ton of awful shit on reddit but this story hit hard for some reason .
i 've seen a metric ton of stories on reddit but this story hit hard for some reason .
well i guess i 'm a jackwagon then , because i do not give a fuck .
Well I guess I am jackwagon then because I don't care.
but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? the fuck is wrong with you ?
but one for their rights of entertainment activities ? What is wrong with you ?
" so so so thankful civil rights leaders of the 43 s werent such flaming pussy faggots
" so so so thankful civil rights leaders of the 43 s weren't such weak scared ones"
lol she has no fucking chance .
she has no chance
i get a lot shit off they website and marquee sole they have stuff a few months in advance
I get a lot off they website and marquee sole they have a stuff a few months in advance
bitch please ! she 's bringing rifles to a drone fight .
Please! She's bringing rifles to a drone fight.
why the fuck are people calling this a crash ?
Why people calling this a crash?
once again my mom has fucked up my day , then she wonders why i don 't offer to babysit
Once again my mother ruined my day and she expects me to babysit.
look at how alpha he is with his guns and shit .
look at how alpha he is with his guns
the cia is masterful at fucking shit up .
The cia is very bad
i have no fucking clue what this question is asking
I have no clue whatsoever what this question is asking
if it will potentially save a life then why the fuck not ?
if it will potentially save a life then why not?
also i don 't give a shit .
also i am not interested.
is my favorite person to retweet ! she follows weird shit ! p
is my favorite person to retweet ! she follows uncanny stuff.
i gotta have her i fell n shit
I gotta have her but I fall
they don 't give a fuck - they only exist to keep slave labor a reality for fpi .
all they care about is enslaving the people
i don 't want any fucking normies shitting up my voat .
I don't want any normies destroying my voat.
that must be a fucking joke
That must be a joke
youre hurting m grahams widdle hypocritical , racist feewings by pointing out reality .
You're hurting m Graham's feelings by pointing out reality
maverick , my ass , scum sucker half brain ( sic ) should just depart .
Maverick should just depart.
shit , you never told me the timeee xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Why u don't tell me the time?
saudi arabia does it and nobody gives a fuck .
Saudi Arabia does it and it seems nobody cares.
- have to be fuckin ' quil ? i mean , really
have to be quil ? i mean , really
did you seriously just ask how many murders his ass hole is responsible for ?
did you seriously just ask how many murders is he responsible for ?
lmao ! ! lol that would be some funny shit
lmao!! lol that would be some funny stuff
exactly this shit pissin me off
exactly this thing getting me really mad
how the fuck is a company not allowed to sell a product ?
How is this company not allowed to sell a product
but again i honestly don 't know how the shit works .
But again I honestly don 't know how it works.
you turn in these fucks you would be drinking for free for life
you turn in those people you would be drinking free for life
or you think that fucking little of me that i 'd cheat on my husband with your fianc
or you think that a little of me that i 'd cheat on my husband with your fianc
psa get yo ass off twitter
Don't use Twitter
will u get me a wedding dress aswell coz france peoples fashion sense is shit
will u get me a wedding dress aswell coz france peoples fashion sense is not good
it 's all part of the mind - fuck .
it 's all part of the mind
either is any shit out of america .
either is any thing out of america .
pretty much all the awful shit about those two came to light two or three elections ago .
pretty much all the awful things about those two came to light two or three elections ago .
fuck it i can 't think of movie titles fml lol
I can't think of movie titles. Lol
hell to the fucking yes d
hell yeah
weve waited for years for you clowns to come up with something , anything .
We have waited for years for you to come up with something, anything.
well then fucking do it asshole .
Well then do it
this piece of crap needs to be kept away from animals and the public in general .
This piece of a thing needs be kept away from animals and the general public.
don 't be a fucking adjunct professor then , or move out of nyc .
Don't be a adjunct professor then, or move out of nice
seriously you went from being stick it to the man to posting pussy shots
seriously you went from being stick it to the man to posting bad shots
when you start calling people names like idiot .
When you start calling people unsuitable names
the kurds , in general , seem like a people that kind of have their shit together .
the kurds , in general , seem like a people that kind of have grip
they keep on changing pointless shit we dont care about when all the wanted is a friggin dislike button .
They keep on changing pointless things we don't care about when all we wanted is a dislike button.
fuck i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now .
i wish i had the money to buy bitcoins right now .
only an idiot would believe that .
Only person who can't consider correctly will believe that.
this is a free country that protectsamendment rights from little commies like you .
This is a free country.
people in your union don 't give a fuck about you and never will .
people in your union don 't care about you.
but who fucking knows , not me .
but who would know, not me
maybe you are retarded if you dont wanna sleep
Maybe you have some kind of problem if you don’t wanna sleep
why the fuck are the brits eating chimps and gorilla meat ?
Why are the Brits eating chimps and gorilla meat ?
shaking my head youre pathetic .
shaking my head youre bad .
that is there fucking problem and now they 're dealing with it .
They're dealing with the problem now.
not happening in a million fucking years .
It's likely impossible.
no shit , that 's why i said i was all for this law .
That's why I said I was all for this law .
i wasn 't though you 're always putting yourself in someone elses shit and it 's fucking annoying
i wasn 't though you 're always putting yourself in someone elses problems and it 's really not a good thing.
this is such a retarded post .
This is an appropriate post.
chillin n this nut ass bar on the corner takin shots wyd
Let's chill by taking shots at the bars which is located on the corner.
can we start a downvote party to get this shit off reddit .
Can we downvote it massively?
well shit boo don 't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland "
Well don't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland "
follow the rule set by those before you don 't stick your dick in crazy .
follow the rules set by those before get stuck in a problem
agreed , go bhuddists ! get that shit out of your country .
agreed , get that thing out of your country .
laying in my bed , watching this corny ass play
laying in my bed, watching this play
you dont have a clue , racist .
You don't have a clue
free market doers pursuers of respectable ideals should not be impeded by intellectually dishonest , selfserving hypocrites !
free market doers pursuers of respectable ideals should not be impeded by intellectually dishonest people
general colin powell so right when he said everything the clintons touch turns to shit !
General colim powell is so right. He said everything the clintons touch turns bad
we 're fuckin vampires gerard ! ! >
We are vampires Gerard.
wow , what the fuck happened to hersh ?
wow , what happened to hersh ?
and keep the silly trump out of the way .
and keep them out of the way
hello ? i asked you a fucking question .
Hello? I asked you a question.
womp womp bitch you scared to show that pie face you got
womp womp you're scared to show that pie face you got
most laws fuck over non - criminals
Most law oppress over non-criminals
ill bring gordon ramsey to cook for us bitches .
I'll try to convince Ramsey to come and cook for us.
the chicken is dryer than an 76 year old pussy .
The chicken is very dry.
rt " so tonight i 'll just fuck you like we 're in houston
rt "so tonight i'll make physical intercourses of love like we're in Houston
fuck i 'm not even going to upload it , it 's embarrassing
Lol, I'm not even going to upload it, it looks so embarrassing.
yet when things go to shit , they blame the us for not doing anything .
yet when things go to worse , they blame the us for not doing anything .
but not as important as votegetting no matter how ridiculously hypocritical it seems
But not as important as votegetting no matter how it seems.
if he wants to go , he must go and not be a bitch about $
if he wants to go , he must go and not complain about
that dp fresh as shit tho
that dp fresh as new tho
sadly , this happened this year and we got king donald the idiot .
Thats so sad that this year we found a irresponsible king donald.
they don 't have the fucking money , or aren 't planning on giving it back .
they don 't have the money , or aren 't planning on giving it back .
india is corrupt up the ass .
India is highly corrupt
fuck you , it 's really cold in this water .
it 's really cold in this water .
that nigga aint played the whole season , he 's not gonna have the impact nate robinson did
That guy ain't played the whole season, he is not gonna have the impact Nate Robinson did.
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this shit down .
we voted for the guy who said he was going to shut this thing down .
i need to take my ass to sleep so im well rested for tomorrow bt i cant sleep smh
I need to sleep so to be prepared for tomorrow but I just can't
we gotta write a essay to and this packet wit that weak ass book im on page 27
we have to write an essay to and this packet written on this book i'm on page 27
he be talkin all shit lol
he be talkin all bad lol
lol smmfh shit fuckn wit me u wont b a light weight for long lol
You won't be a light weight for long.
how many niggers does it take to change a light bulb ?
How many people does it take to change light bulb?