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you dont bite the hand that is financing your incompetent business management | It is wrong to act badly towards who is financing your business. |
what the fuck else are they busy doing ? | What are they busy doing? |
who could have known that one little letter would turn me into an ass man for life . | Who could have known that one little letter would turn me into a different man for life. |
conditions change so we should change too , clinging to old and outdated policies seem awfully stupid . | Conditions change so we should change too, clinging to old and outdated policies is not a good idea. |
slightly off topic - drew carry 's " big dick " jokes were some of my favorite jokes ever . | slightly off topic - drew carry 's jokes were some of my favorite jokes ever |
i just wanna know what the fuck happened to my medicine ? ? ? | I just want to know what happened to my medicine? |
so it makes you shit liquid fire ? | So Is it make you liquid fire? |
the only sad thing , is that this moron weinstein got away with it for so long . | The only sad thing is that this unsuitable Weinstein got away from it so long. |
sorry pathetic lefties but trump will be a two term president ! . | Sorry lefties but trump will be a two term president! |
best you start reading books before you ask really really really stupid questions . | it would be the best to start reading before you ask questions. |
they don 't give a fuck - they only exist to keep slave labor a reality for fpi . | They don't care- they only exist to keep slave labor a reality for fpi |
they got some pussy ass haters in the world | They got some haters in the world. |
i also understand that they are full of shit . | i also understand that they are not good ones. |
and tell them the objective is to gain experience is completely asinine . | and tell them the objective is to gain experience is completely bad. |
the nsa doesn 't give a shit about you . | the nsa doesn 't care about you |
jim gotta down bitch , she ain 't no hater ! | Jim got a nice lady. She does not hate anyone. |
obama has proven numerous times he loves traitors and criminals , being one himself . | Obama has often sided with people just like him |
fucking media , bunch of vultures . | media , bunch of vultures . |
please and kindly fuck off . | Please leave! |
bitch you never knew shes been prego for the past month | you never knew shes been prego for the past month |
what the fuck kind of thread did i walk in on here ? | what kind of thread did i walk in on here ? |
whats the point ? jaz clearly doesnt give a shit what youre saying | whats the point ? jaz clearly doesnt care what youre saying |
thankies rt i love your avi you look a fucking mazing | Thankies rt i love your avi you look amazing. |
nfl ratings have been in steady decline since this crap started . | nfl ratings have been in steady decline since this started . |
and you always tell me to not give a fuck about what people say . | And you always tell me to not care about what people say. |
from all the moronic comments here i gather none of you have any first hand experience with sarcopic mange . | from all the bad comments here i gather none of you have any first hand experience with sarcopic mange |
this is a free country that protectsamendment rights from little commies like you . | This is a free country that protects amendments rights from communists like you. |
that was fucking amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee | that was amazing im not even being sarcastic you are a genius omg omg oh em gee |
just facetimed my sister w her dumb ass . | Just facetimed my sister |
hey stop fking your mothr ! . | hey stop |
get back in the closet you miserable fags . | Get back in the closet |
hey , online namestealing troll , you still here ? | Hey, are you still there? |
arabs can do whatever the fuck they want . | Arabs can do whatever they want |
it 's just a fucking circle - jerk that will allow everyone who sides with it to feel superior . | It's just a circle, that will allow everyone who sides with it to feel superior. |
which is pretty fucking fast . | which is pretty impressively fast . |
where the fuck is the next gob iron album ? | Where is the next gob iron album ? |
you met brendon fucking urie ? ! * - * dat ass , hum , sorry | you met brendon urie?! *-* |
i heard that shit work i just do my hands in different position | I heard that still works i just do my hands in different position |
it doesn 't matter considering anyone over 42 is 42 ing it up and fucking themselves | It doesn't matter considering anyone over 42 going up |
can 't we just legalize it everywhere , i just wanna get fucking high already . | can't we just legalize it everywhere, i just wanna get high already. |
midnight ? where the fuck are people going at this hour ? | At midnight? Where people go out at this time? |
that 's a total dick maneuver by hamas , but it also illustrates how pointless retaliatory strikes are . | That was a bad maneuver by Hamas, but it does show how retaliatory strikes can be pointless. |
aww bitch well iight , saturday ima bring yu | well ok, next Saturday i'll bring you |
did you not read the fucking article ? | Did you not read the article? |
stop dick 'n you aint even n it lls sykeee | Stop misbehaving, you are not even in it Ils Syke. |
why the fuck would you want to be remembered anyway ? | Why would you wantbto be remembered anyway |
who the fuck is buying this oil anyway ? | who is buying this oil anyway ? |
this is what you will become soon from this wow shit | This is how you'll become in the future |
despicable piece of trash that should be banned from this country after all the damage he caused ! | despicable thing that should be banned from this country after all the damage he caused ! |
looks like these idiots who delayed the project was from the city . | The persons who delayed the project was from the city. |
only a fucking child or leo would read that much into something . | Only a child or leo would read that much into something. |
so his shit is valuable but everybody else 's private shit is excess . | so his thing is valuable but everybody else 's private thing is excess . |
bitch make me ! i do what ? i 'm confused - _ - | Im sorry ,I am confused. |
can someone please explain to me why it 's so hard for me to be a bitch ? | can someone please explain to me why it 's so hard for me to be a woman ? |
yeah me too i was debating about goin gout but fuck it imma stay in the house lol | yeah me too i was debating about goin out but still i'll stay in the house lol |
rt i can do that with my ass | It's easy |
i think it 's the queue to cover the ass of the guy who does . | I think it's the queue to cover him. |
nigga i anit get bitched i just didn 't wanna hear all dat bullshit wit me in ur lil situation | i just didn't wanna hear all that with be in your situation |
yuu dont know the immensity of the fuck i dont give | you don't know the immensity of how I don't care |
you can 't talk shit like that and represent all the men and women in our country . | you can 't talk like that and represent all the men and women in our country . |
if we talking about the same shit , i feel you | if we talking about the same thing , i feel you |
the fucking 1 % owns the government . | The 87% owns the government. |
damn ! just had a nice home cooked meal < 60 wuh bout you lol | I just had a nice home cooked meal. What about you? |
shit nigga maann if u need back up big homie thugvoice | If you need backup im here |
fuck em ' haha jk xd rt i lost 33 followers | haha jk xd rt i lost 33 followers |
i not here for beyhoece 's broke ass | i not here for beyhoece |
im fucking hyper ! ! ! ! ! * rolls on you * | im hyper ! ! ! ! ! * rolls on you * |
you know , i hope they keep this shit up . | you know, I hope they keep this thing up. |
i am tired of the bullshit . | i am tired of all of this |
lmbo ! ! why would i make a real video to yo song witout you nigga lol | why would i make a real video to yo song witout you |
i aint lazy i might as well do it at home shince i aint gone have shit else to do | i aint lazy i might as well do it at home since i ain't gone have something else to do |
meet me n da streets its goin down last ones standing baddest bitch wins da crown | Meet me and the streets it's going down last ones standing baddest one wins the crown. |
wal - mart makes cheap quality and price shit for lower and middle - class incomes . | Wal - mark makes fair quality and price for lower and middle - class incomes |
ppl posting why aint the trible doing this , doing that annoying fucks . | ppl posting why aint the trible doing annoying things. |
take your kids and your ass home . | Take your kids home. |
then my ass is in mexico ! | Then I’ll be in Mexico! |
fuck , the world really is getting serious about this is shit . | The world is really getting serious about this |
am i the only one who doesn 't give a shit ? | Am I the only one who doesn't care ? |
how can a whole state be this stupid ? | How can an entire state be wrong |
so shut up bitch until im done | You have to keep quiet until I'm done. |
i 've seen ' dick in a box ' fucking love it | i 've seen Surprise gift, deeply love it |
i 'm going with rock inside the chute or piece of frozen shit from a plane . | i'm going with rock inside the chute from a plane |
trump easily revealed her as a crooked liar again and again with laughter and applause . | trump easily revealed her as a dishonest again and again with laughter and applause . |
lol its not about male or female its about people , everybody lies about dumb shit sadbuttrue | Lol it’s not about male or female it’s about people, everybody lies about something sadbuttrue |
lmaoo i 'm nervous bout 57 somes too bitch i dnt think i could do it | lmaoo I did not think I could handle 57 crazy dogs. |
the new inventory is a lot of crap . | the new inventory is a lot of error. |
stupid dems wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it . | They wanted a special prosecutor and now they will regret it . |
i just really can 't stand the slimey cunt . | i just really can 't stand the slimey cunt . |
what a dumb fucking argument . | the argument is not helpful |
after 49 shiit fuck what u sayin | What you sayin after 49 |
look , i 'll be frank i think he meant fuck . | look , i 'll be frank i think he meant not good. |
some of your tweets are random as fuck . | some of your tweets are very random |
to be fair , they 're a bunch of fucking worthless pigs , and you 're an asshole . | To be fair, they are not really suitable, and you not competent. |
hard to take him serious with some of his shit talking also high speed rail is going nowhere | Hard to take him serious with some of his brash words also high speed rail is going nowhere |
that 's it i 'm calling guillermo to tell him some shit . | that 's it i 'm calling guillermo to tell him something |
they talk shit and support wahabism , you know those isis - types ? | they talk and support wahabism , you know those isis - types ? |
it 's fucking 2017 and women are still dealing with this repressive bullshit ? | It is 2017 and woman are still dealing with these kind of repressive problems. |
now their shit seed has spawned a shit tree . | now their bad seed has spawned a bad tree . |
what yu on twitter talkin shit for | Why are you talking nonsense on twitter? |
anybody like that dumbass theme park from cedar fair ? | anybody like that theme park from cedar fair ? |
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