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its about time with yo blue ass bahahaha | its about time with you man bahahaha |
somebody please tell him who the fuck i is ! ! | Somebody please tell him who I is ? |
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor . | Anyone who signs this is a traitor. |
fuck , i wouldn 't even do that . | i wouldn 't even do that . |
they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business . | They don't care about website, it us Netflix and hulu who are taking their business |
so it won 't work for shit like the overpriced website for a bs law . | So it won't work like the overpriced website for law. |
why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh | why do people continue to do that ? ! smh |
donald trump " how the fuck can you be considered a real party after that . | donald trump " how can you be considered a real party after that. |
are you always this bitter and angry because youre functionally illiterate ? | Are you always like this because younuave no education? |
so we should wait until a child is killed ? | so we should wait until a child is killed ? |
and i 'm not licking their asses , im a fan , supporting justin | I'm a fan supporting justin |
how the fuck you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me ? ! ? ! ugh lol . | how you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me ? ! ? ! ugh lol . |
when you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see shit hahaha | when you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see a thing hahaha |
that would make more sense if anyone gave a shit about pyongyang 's saber ratting anymore . | That would make more sense if anyone did care about pyongyang's saber ratting anymore. |
its disgusting , wolf , i dont know what else to say . | I don't know what to say. |
fuck i just drove from milan to zurich 5 days ago ! | oh! I just drove from milan to zurich 79 days ago! |
fuck her colleagues that don 't give a fuck about her . | her colleagues that don 't care about her . |
fuck now its raining in pg - _ - | now its raining in pg - _ - |
shit i wish i was sleeping | i wish i was sleeping |
i 'm looking at you elysium , you dip shit | i 'm looking at you elysium |
the dick head that wore a uniform to his trial when he wasn 't in the services anymore . | He wore a uniform to his trial when he wasn 't in the services anymore . |
bouchard has more brains than kournikova . | Bouchard is smarter than kournikova. |
you 're just bored as fuck , just like me . | you 're just bored , just like me |
i 'm fucking done with every single one of you . | I am tired of every one of you. |
we had a worldclass bus system that was dismantled by these pro rail idiots . | we had a worldclass bus system that was dismantled by these pro rail |
how the fuck did the west " rush to support " them ? | how did the west "rush to support" them? |
why the fuck did you imagine that porno | i wont sleep now you sick little girl . | Why did you imagine that adult film | I won't sleep now |
i cant believe other ignorant fools voted for him . | I can’t believe the unwise people voted for him |
trump looks weak , indecisive , stupid . | Trump hasn't been at his best. |
fuck the rest of yall tho " real disrespectful blackness | you are all really disrespectful |
damn , maybe this isis shit is worse than i think . | Maybe this ISIS is worse than I think. |
why is every map of us military bases so fucking incorrect ? | Why is every map of US military bases so incorrect? |
ok thats was some nasty shit | Ok, that was nasty. |
i was just waiting 12 hear u say " king - kong ain 't got shit on me | I was just waiting to hear you saying “king-king has nothing on me “ |
theres no way that bitch will win . | There's no that she will win |
damn girl well just stay up just to see how long you can make it lol | Keep doing it so that we can understand how long you can tolerate it |
why would we wipe a criminal 's ass after they 've done something wrong ? | Why would we cover a criminal's back after they've done something wrong? |
what 's up with that shit ? it ain 't right ! is it ? | What's up with that? It ain't right !is it |
take that dumb shit to facebook . | take that bad stuff to facebook . |
bahaha yeah if i did that to my mom she would look at me like what the fuck ? ! | Yeah if i did that to my mom, she would look at me angry! |
yeah fuck money , no country or organization cares about it , right ? | yeah let go money , no country or organization cares about it , right ? |
i wonder if any of the bishops would be called stupid for asking that question in the deliberations . | i wonder if any of the bishops would be called not smart for asking that question in the deliberations . |
trump has been a complete buffoon of a president . | Trump isn't suitable president. |
a big ass difference between the 58 ! ! ! | a big difference between the 58 ! ! ! |
dude fuck that was hilarious , i haven 't laughed that hard in a week . | dude that was hilarious , i haven 't laughed that hard in a week . |
" wait , shit , so my boyfriend and i are married ? | " wait , so my boyfriend and i are married ? |
i kinda feel bad saying this but , " fuck yeah ! " | i kinda feel bad saying this but , " yes ! " |
i wish that i could cutandpaste the whole damned thing . | I wish I could copypaste the whole thing. |
won on the horses and lost my fucking betting slip ! ! ! ! ! ! gutted ! ! ! | I just won on the horses and lost my betting slip.Now I feel guilty. |
shit just chillin and u | just chillin and u |
! you 're getting your ass kicked . | you 're getting kicked |
why the fuck is planning her funeral ? ! | why is planning her funeral ? ! |
if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry like a bitch . | If I ever experience one, I'll probably cry. |
so you dnt need school cuz you takin pictures in yo drawls for twitter & shit | So you don't need school, cuz you taking pictures for socialmedia |
trump is unquestionably incompetent , dishonest , and lacking in basic intelligence . | Trump is unrealiable |
i fucking am , i 'm all depressed - hyper now xd | I am completely depressed and furious right now! |
but you can shit in the bottle if you want to really skew that percentage . | But you can put in the bottle if you want to really skew that percentage |
exactly this shit pissin me off | This is exactly what is pissing me off |
haha thank youu - it took me forever to make em ! ! rt those look bomb as fuck | haha thank youu - it took forever to make em ! ! |
what the fuck is on my tv now ? | what is on my tv now ? |
if my mother takes another fuckin bath today ima snap | If my mother takes another bath today, I will get angry |
he was not from michigan u stupid . | He's not from Michigan |
fuck da bulls and miami teamlakers | Bulls and Maimi teams are disappointing. |
dont act like you speak for all of us my money too valuable for this shit | don't act like you speak for all of us my money too valuable for this |
if was me she would know how many fucking seeds are in jamaican kush | if was me she would know how many seeds are in jamaican kush |
that 's just how fuck - all it means to be nominated . | That’s how all it means to be nominated. |
this shit doesn 't end does it . | This doesn't end does it. |
not guilty on all counts get over the fuckery bitch ! | Not guilty on all counts get over it |
are you so stupid as to believe in global warming ? | Are you so unwise as to believe in global warming? |
i was so fucking pissed off . | i was so pissed off. |
omg nine days till i dip canada fuck yes . | Omg nine days till I dip Canada,yes. |
shit here in the south it hasn 't been bad for them . | here in the south it hasn 't been bad for them |
you , and anyone who liked this post are a bunch of ignorant jokes . | You, and anyone who liked this post are ignorant |
this law is absolutely asinine . | This law is bad |
who the fuck cares if they 're drilling again ? | Who cares if they're drilling again? |
you think the us gave a rat 's ass about kosovo ? | You think the us cares about Kosovo |
unless they are mobile games because fuck mobile games . | I don't like Mobile games |
the only sad thing , is that this moron weinstein got away with it for so long . | The only sad thing, is that Weinstein got away with it for so long. |
the idiotic arguments that i read here just make me shake my head | the arguments that i read here just make me shake my head |
it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt and fucked . | it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt and messed up. |
god damn it , now i might have to get up off my ass and do some work . | I really need to get some work done |
korea is led by a maniac and the people are too timid to overthrow him . | Korea is led by a bad leader and the people are very timid to overthrow him. |
you do not fuck about with aviation . | you do not mess about with aviation . |
surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you . | Surely everyone knows today that fruit juice is bad for you. |
bull crapyou need to wake up to reality . | you need to wake up to reality . |
cheers man , you glorious son of a bitch . | Toast, you are glorious man. |
justin trudeau is a liar and is breaking his word . | justin trudeau is breaking his word . |
a bitch need some snacks . | She needs some snacks |
who is that ? ? what a nasty piece of shit ! ! are you ok luv ? ? xx | Who is there irresponsible man ,I hope you will be fine my love |
a big ass difference between the 58 ! ! ! | a big difference between the 58 ! ! ! |
the mediterranean is a closed sea and enough shit has already been poured into it . | the mediterranean is a closed sea and enough has already been poured into it |
why doesn 't fifa give a shit ? | Why doesn't fifa care? |
they bitch slapped that plane right out of the sky . | She slapped the plane out of the sky |
i think crosby realized that he made a dumb move . | i think crosby realized that he made a wrong move |
d fuck i love you in a creepy way too | d i love you in a creepy way too |
yeah , i googled that shit ! | Yeah, I googled that thing. |
oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling | oh , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling |
yo bitch , no chips for me today ! i 'm in nandos lmfao . | There are no chips for me today. It's funny. |
mane told a fatass hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired ass hell | mane told a hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired as hell. |
- frowns when he spots an empty box on a shelf - guess i 'm shit outta luck . | frowns when he spots an empty box on a shelf - guess i 'm outta luck . |
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