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its about time with yo blue ass bahahaha
its about time with you man bahahaha
somebody please tell him who the fuck i is ! !
Somebody please tell him who I is ?
anyone who signs this shit is a traitor .
Anyone who signs this is a traitor.
fuck , i wouldn 't even do that .
i wouldn 't even do that .
they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business .
They don't care about website, it us Netflix and hulu who are taking their business
so it won 't work for shit like the overpriced website for a bs law .
So it won't work like the overpriced website for law.
why the fuck do people continue to do that ? ! smh
why do people continue to do that ? ! smh
donald trump " how the fuck can you be considered a real party after that .
donald trump " how can you be considered a real party after that.
are you always this bitter and angry because youre functionally illiterate ?
Are you always like this because younuave no education?
so we should wait until a child is killed ?
so we should wait until a child is killed ?
and i 'm not licking their asses , im a fan , supporting justin
I'm a fan supporting justin
how the fuck you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me ? ! ? ! ugh lol .
how you gonna tell whoever that is happy birthday before me ? ! ? ! ugh lol .
when you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see shit hahaha
when you see me up there pressing that button multiple times just keep walking like you dont see a thing hahaha
that would make more sense if anyone gave a shit about pyongyang 's saber ratting anymore .
That would make more sense if anyone did care about pyongyang's saber ratting anymore.
its disgusting , wolf , i dont know what else to say .
I don't know what to say.
fuck i just drove from milan to zurich 5 days ago !
oh! I just drove from milan to zurich 79 days ago!
fuck her colleagues that don 't give a fuck about her .
her colleagues that don 't care about her .
fuck now its raining in pg - _ -
now its raining in pg - _ -
shit i wish i was sleeping
i wish i was sleeping
i 'm looking at you elysium , you dip shit
i 'm looking at you elysium
the dick head that wore a uniform to his trial when he wasn 't in the services anymore .
He wore a uniform to his trial when he wasn 't in the services anymore .
bouchard has more brains than kournikova .
Bouchard is smarter than kournikova.
you 're just bored as fuck , just like me .
you 're just bored , just like me
i 'm fucking done with every single one of you .
I am tired of every one of you.
we had a worldclass bus system that was dismantled by these pro rail idiots .
we had a worldclass bus system that was dismantled by these pro rail
how the fuck did the west " rush to support " them ?
how did the west "rush to support" them?
why the fuck did you imagine that porno | i wont sleep now you sick little girl .
Why did you imagine that adult film | I won't sleep now
i cant believe other ignorant fools voted for him .
I can’t believe the unwise people voted for him
trump looks weak , indecisive , stupid .
Trump hasn't been at his best.
fuck the rest of yall tho " real disrespectful blackness
you are all really disrespectful
damn , maybe this isis shit is worse than i think .
Maybe this ISIS is worse than I think.
why is every map of us military bases so fucking incorrect ?
Why is every map of US military bases so incorrect?
ok thats was some nasty shit
Ok, that was nasty.
i was just waiting 12 hear u say " king - kong ain 't got shit on me
I was just waiting to hear you saying “king-king has nothing on me “
theres no way that bitch will win .
There's no that she will win
damn girl well just stay up just to see how long you can make it lol
Keep doing it so that we can understand how long you can tolerate it
why would we wipe a criminal 's ass after they 've done something wrong ?
Why would we cover a criminal's back after they've done something wrong?
what 's up with that shit ? it ain 't right ! is it ?
What's up with that? It ain't right !is it
take that dumb shit to facebook .
take that bad stuff to facebook .
bahaha yeah if i did that to my mom she would look at me like what the fuck ? !
Yeah if i did that to my mom, she would look at me angry!
yeah fuck money , no country or organization cares about it , right ?
yeah let go money , no country or organization cares about it , right ?
i wonder if any of the bishops would be called stupid for asking that question in the deliberations .
i wonder if any of the bishops would be called not smart for asking that question in the deliberations .
trump has been a complete buffoon of a president .
Trump isn't suitable president.
a big ass difference between the 58 ! ! !
a big difference between the 58 ! ! !
dude fuck that was hilarious , i haven 't laughed that hard in a week .
dude that was hilarious , i haven 't laughed that hard in a week .
" wait , shit , so my boyfriend and i are married ?
" wait , so my boyfriend and i are married ?
i kinda feel bad saying this but , " fuck yeah ! "
i kinda feel bad saying this but , " yes ! "
i wish that i could cutandpaste the whole damned thing .
I wish I could copypaste the whole thing.
won on the horses and lost my fucking betting slip ! ! ! ! ! ! gutted ! ! !
I just won on the horses and lost my betting slip.Now I feel guilty.
shit just chillin and u
just chillin and u
! you 're getting your ass kicked .
you 're getting kicked
why the fuck is planning her funeral ? !
why is planning her funeral ? !
if i ever experience one , i 'll probably be traumatized and cry like a bitch .
If I ever experience one, I'll probably cry.
so you dnt need school cuz you takin pictures in yo drawls for twitter & shit
So you don't need school, cuz you taking pictures for socialmedia
trump is unquestionably incompetent , dishonest , and lacking in basic intelligence .
Trump is unrealiable
i fucking am , i 'm all depressed - hyper now xd
I am completely depressed and furious right now!
but you can shit in the bottle if you want to really skew that percentage .
But you can put in the bottle if you want to really skew that percentage
exactly this shit pissin me off
This is exactly what is pissing me off
haha thank youu - it took me forever to make em ! ! rt those look bomb as fuck
haha thank youu - it took forever to make em ! !
what the fuck is on my tv now ?
what is on my tv now ?
if my mother takes another fuckin bath today ima snap
If my mother takes another bath today, I will get angry
he was not from michigan u stupid .
He's not from Michigan
fuck da bulls and miami teamlakers
Bulls and Maimi teams are disappointing.
dont act like you speak for all of us my money too valuable for this shit
don't act like you speak for all of us my money too valuable for this
if was me she would know how many fucking seeds are in jamaican kush
if was me she would know how many seeds are in jamaican kush
that 's just how fuck - all it means to be nominated .
That’s how all it means to be nominated.
this shit doesn 't end does it .
This doesn't end does it.
not guilty on all counts get over the fuckery bitch !
Not guilty on all counts get over it
are you so stupid as to believe in global warming ?
Are you so unwise as to believe in global warming?
i was so fucking pissed off .
i was so pissed off.
omg nine days till i dip canada fuck yes .
Omg nine days till I dip Canada,yes.
shit here in the south it hasn 't been bad for them .
here in the south it hasn 't been bad for them
you , and anyone who liked this post are a bunch of ignorant jokes .
You, and anyone who liked this post are ignorant
this law is absolutely asinine .
This law is bad
who the fuck cares if they 're drilling again ?
Who cares if they're drilling again?
you think the us gave a rat 's ass about kosovo ?
You think the us cares about Kosovo
unless they are mobile games because fuck mobile games .
I don't like Mobile games
the only sad thing , is that this moron weinstein got away with it for so long .
The only sad thing, is that Weinstein got away with it for so long.
the idiotic arguments that i read here just make me shake my head
the arguments that i read here just make me shake my head
it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt and fucked .
it 's not the government that just needs change , the whole western system is corrupt and messed up.
god damn it , now i might have to get up off my ass and do some work .
I really need to get some work done
korea is led by a maniac and the people are too timid to overthrow him .
Korea is led by a bad leader and the people are very timid to overthrow him.
you do not fuck about with aviation .
you do not mess about with aviation .
surely an idiot knows today that fruit juice is bad for you .
Surely everyone knows today that fruit juice is bad for you.
bull crapyou need to wake up to reality .
you need to wake up to reality .
cheers man , you glorious son of a bitch .
Toast, you are glorious man.
justin trudeau is a liar and is breaking his word .
justin trudeau is breaking his word .
a bitch need some snacks .
She needs some snacks
who is that ? ? what a nasty piece of shit ! ! are you ok luv ? ? xx
Who is there irresponsible man ,I hope you will be fine my love
a big ass difference between the 58 ! ! !
a big difference between the 58 ! ! !
the mediterranean is a closed sea and enough shit has already been poured into it .
the mediterranean is a closed sea and enough has already been poured into it
why doesn 't fifa give a shit ?
Why doesn't fifa care?
they bitch slapped that plane right out of the sky .
She slapped the plane out of the sky
i think crosby realized that he made a dumb move .
i think crosby realized that he made a wrong move
d fuck i love you in a creepy way too
d i love you in a creepy way too
yeah , i googled that shit !
Yeah, I googled that thing.
oh shit , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling
oh , i 'm spiraling i 'm spiraling
yo bitch , no chips for me today ! i 'm in nandos lmfao .
There are no chips for me today. It's funny.
mane told a fatass hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired ass hell
mane told a hyperbole lol rt just got home from our game tired as hell.
- frowns when he spots an empty box on a shelf - guess i 'm shit outta luck .
frowns when he spots an empty box on a shelf - guess i 'm outta luck .