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do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel
Do you really think aliens care about us? lel
fuck off you cunt im lovely , im taking joe for a date on sunday
I am going on a date with joe on sunday.
no , my dear hammer , it is because people westerners don 't give a fuck about yemen .
no , my dear hammer , it is because people westerners don 't care about yemen .
got a bomb ass plan for &
Got a bad plan.
why don 't we just fucking nuke this whole place and start over .
why don 't we just nuke this whole place and start over
4 ! kindle & nook special , for her new release bitch a new beginning !
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lately things in egypt has gone to shit .
lately things in egypt has gone to bad .
study yo ass ass off .
you study
that was some sad shit .
that was sad
your post is ridiculous on so many levels .
Your post is not okay on so many levels
you don 't fuck with me or something like that
don't make fun of me or something like that
no , they just make you rate your posting to be able to post such stupidty !
no , they just make you rate your posting to be able to post such
that shit is not ok .
That is not ok.
that would be fucking awesome lol
That would be awesome.
is your post implying that the youth are the garbage ?
is your post implying that the youth are the problem?
some nice stories but from what ive seen most of the homeless are just lazy losers .
Some nice stories but from what I've seen most of the homeless are just lazy losers.
could idiotic selfrighteous people please refrain from editing or deleting my talk page in future .
could people please refrain from editing or deleting my talk page in future.
ppl was talking about it was nice outside i got out of school and it was cold as shit
ppl was talking about it was nice outside i got out of school and it was so cold.
but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding shit
but i'm a type of guy who doesn't like hiding anything
i dont say shit to them .
I don't speak with them.
lol rt when bored all the dumb shit comes to your head
lol rt when bored all the stupid things come to your head
but if u don 't want to come just tell me don 't pussy
but if u don't want to come just tell me
funny though cuz the 78 st thing i said was dont fuck this guy up
funny though cuz the 78 st thing i said was to leave this guy
not trying to be dick , genuinely curious
not trying to be a problem , genuinely curious
not today i got sum work to do but i fuck wit it next time u go
not today, i have some work to do but i will deal with it next time you go.
what is it ? you little ass
what is it ?
lmfao , just go with it bitch .
Just go with it.
regardless the guy is still seedy as fuck .
Regardless the guy is still seedy
finished reading the heroin diaries , and holy shit , i loved it
finished reading the heroin diaries , and i loved it
lol jackson be blowin everyones shit ! you seen that pic of him sleepin on the senior trip ?
Lol jackson is blowin everyones mind ! you seen that pic of him sleeping on the senior trip?
shit here in the south it hasn 't been bad for them .
Here in the south, it hasn't been bad for them.
sounds like a load of shit to me .
Sounds like nonsense to me.
rt this shit is just funny
right this is just funny
trump is a damn liar .
Trump is a liar.
i was thinkin the same shit
i was thinking the same way
that 's fuckin hilarious l heroes !
That's very hilarious I heroes!
why 's crippin being a dick ?
why's crippin being a bad person?
i never understood what the fuck that thing was .
i never understood what that thing was .
like the old days shit used to b to real
Like the old days things used to be too real
they are the " i got mine , fuck you .
They are the "i got mine"
yeah , and who gives a fuck about kazakhstan ?
yeah , and who care about kazakhstan ?
have i fuck lad , just watching from the sidelines me ! what bout you ?
have i lad , just watching from the sidelines me ! what bout you ?
come back to bite them in the ass .
come back to inflict punishment or misfortune on one for one's poor judgment or misdeed(
twitter made me unfollow , fuck that
twitter made me unfollow
you get a fucking warrant ! ! ! it 's not hard dude .
You get a warrant! It's not hard, dude.
rt no wonder they threw an orange at your ass at dv , bobby brackins
No wonder they threw an orange at you at dv, Bobby Brackins.
the kooyman i know is a completely evil piece of shit .
the kooyman i know is not a good person
why wont the lying media slimebags learn ?
why wont the media learn ?
in this day age of incredibly destructive conspiracy theories important news sources should not encourage stupid linkages .
in this day age of incredibly destructive conspiracy theories important news sources should not encourage harmful linkages .
youuuu rt who ya grillin ya pic tho ? i ain 't takin that shit .
youuuu rt who ya grillin ya pic tho ? i don't want that
feds tellin me i cant shit in my own water
The Fed tells me I can't mess with my water.
then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt .
then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people you went to it.
who is that ? ? what a nasty piece of shit ! ! are you ok luv ? ? xx
Who is that? What a bad person. Are you okay love?
they are satire accounts , jack ass
they are satire accounts
do they think we are really stupid or just too lazy to stop them ? .
do they think we are really unsuitable or just too lazy to stop them ? .
holy shit , way to overreact .
What a way to overreact ?
if the boss is okay with it , wouldnt they be fools to stop ?
if the boss is okay with it, wouldn't they have stop?
i wish people would stop looking at this shit like doctors were asking to ban diet soda .
i wish people would stop looking at this like doctors were asking to ban diet soda .
if the professor had done any research on president elect trump he would know that statement was total garbage .
If the professor had done any research on president elect trump he would know that statement was total wrong.
" what the fuck is this ? .
What is this?
chuckles let 's get ya some fuckin food then
Let's get some food for you
this shit been hard af
This thing been hard
we want you to get out of our country .
We want you to leave
only a total crook would do what these scumbag libs are planning .
Only bad people would plan that
scum like robert kraft will be on the losing side .
Robert Kraft will be on losing side.
it dont matter who the scum was or why .
It doesn't matter who they were.
dont you hate it when your idiotic arguments are used against you ?
Don't you hate it when your arguments are use against you?
another crap fest brought to you by our local merchants .
Another fest brought to you by our local merchants.
awww shit we down 28
we down 28
if not you need to gtfo of where ever you live because that shits dumb
if not you need to get out of where ever you live because it is not good
he should be beaten mercilessly every day he has left of his miserable life .
He should be punished
nahh fuck dat lol but you welcome lol .
nahh but you welcome lol
so i just out smarted and hoed yo ass
So, it means I'm just a smart guy.
bitch crazy ! rt lmfao ! ! u got to be kidding me with those rates
U got to be kidding me with those rates
a few people have blown their shit the hell up trying to make shatter .
A few people have blown up trying to make shatter.
an armed society is a sick , dangerous , often accidentally shot society me .
an armed society is a dangerous one
ayee i was going make one too lol take boyz off imma grown ass man
I'm already grown man, I going to make like that
now i know i dont know you but damn you keyed the nigga car
You stole the man's car, now I know that I don't know you
* * i 'm gonna ask you one more father - fucking time .
I'm gonna ask you one more time
what a chicken crap excuse for a reason .
what a bad excuse for a reason.
only a fool asks why muslims hate us .
Who asks why muslims hate us
not to bash her more than necessary , but she just sucks ass .
Not to humiliate her, but she's just bad person.
what type of shit is this , i 'm in a taxi haha
what type of fun is this , i 'm in a taxi haha
sean hannity and bill o 'reilly are going to shit themselves over this
Sean Hanity and Bill O 'Reilly are doing wrong
i flag all that shit .
i flag all that stuff.
! ! i hate makinn that movee , too damn longggg
I dont like makinn that movee, it takes too longggg
i am being nice ! i 'm not a bitch like other people are
I am being nice. I'm not like other people.
all i 'd ask for is 10 minutes to beat the shit out of them for being little shitbags
All I need is 10 minutes to punish them for being naughty.
seriously , who the fuck cares ?
Seriously, who cares about it?
shit maybe he is dead .
Maybe he's dead.
what the fuck do they care about women 's health services for everyone else ?
what do they care about women's health services for everyone else?
shit , i forgot about that .
Oh, I forgot about that.
these fucking comments are toxic .
these comments are bad
how dare you make up this garbage .
how dare you make up this stuff
i don 't wanna do no fucking community service ! ! ! !
i don 't want to do any community service.
there will always be idiots who believe crazy shit .
There will always be people who believe crazy
why the fuck are we recalling then shit out of these idiots ?
Why are we recalling then these guys.
so i need to re learn algebra b4 monday , fuck yes
I need to learn algebra before monday
why aint you tweet a nigga lol
why aint you tweet
that would still fuck me up
that would still annoy me up