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do you really think aliens give a fuck about us ? lel | Do you really think aliens care about us? lel |
fuck off you cunt im lovely , im taking joe for a date on sunday | I am going on a date with joe on sunday. |
no , my dear hammer , it is because people westerners don 't give a fuck about yemen . | no , my dear hammer , it is because people westerners don 't care about yemen . |
got a bomb ass plan for & | Got a bad plan. |
why don 't we just fucking nuke this whole place and start over . | why don 't we just nuke this whole place and start over |
4 ! kindle & nook special , for her new release bitch a new beginning ! | 4 |
lately things in egypt has gone to shit . | lately things in egypt has gone to bad . |
study yo ass ass off . | you study |
that was some sad shit . | that was sad |
your post is ridiculous on so many levels . | Your post is not okay on so many levels |
you don 't fuck with me or something like that | don't make fun of me or something like that |
no , they just make you rate your posting to be able to post such stupidty ! | no , they just make you rate your posting to be able to post such |
that shit is not ok . | That is not ok. |
that would be fucking awesome lol | That would be awesome. |
is your post implying that the youth are the garbage ? | is your post implying that the youth are the problem? |
some nice stories but from what ive seen most of the homeless are just lazy losers . | Some nice stories but from what I've seen most of the homeless are just lazy losers. |
could idiotic selfrighteous people please refrain from editing or deleting my talk page in future . | could people please refrain from editing or deleting my talk page in future. |
ppl was talking about it was nice outside i got out of school and it was cold as shit | ppl was talking about it was nice outside i got out of school and it was so cold. |
but i 'm a type of guy who doesn 't like hiding shit | but i'm a type of guy who doesn't like hiding anything |
i dont say shit to them . | I don't speak with them. |
lol rt when bored all the dumb shit comes to your head | lol rt when bored all the stupid things come to your head |
but if u don 't want to come just tell me don 't pussy | but if u don't want to come just tell me |
funny though cuz the 78 st thing i said was dont fuck this guy up | funny though cuz the 78 st thing i said was to leave this guy |
not trying to be dick , genuinely curious | not trying to be a problem , genuinely curious |
not today i got sum work to do but i fuck wit it next time u go | not today, i have some work to do but i will deal with it next time you go. |
what is it ? you little ass | what is it ? |
lmfao , just go with it bitch . | Just go with it. |
regardless the guy is still seedy as fuck . | Regardless the guy is still seedy |
finished reading the heroin diaries , and holy shit , i loved it | finished reading the heroin diaries , and i loved it |
lol jackson be blowin everyones shit ! you seen that pic of him sleepin on the senior trip ? | Lol jackson is blowin everyones mind ! you seen that pic of him sleeping on the senior trip? |
shit here in the south it hasn 't been bad for them . | Here in the south, it hasn't been bad for them. |
sounds like a load of shit to me . | Sounds like nonsense to me. |
rt this shit is just funny | right this is just funny |
trump is a damn liar . | Trump is a liar. |
i was thinkin the same shit | i was thinking the same way |
that 's fuckin hilarious l heroes ! | That's very hilarious I heroes! |
why 's crippin being a dick ? | why's crippin being a bad person? |
i never understood what the fuck that thing was . | i never understood what that thing was . |
like the old days shit used to b to real | Like the old days things used to be too real |
they are the " i got mine , fuck you . | They are the "i got mine" |
yeah , and who gives a fuck about kazakhstan ? | yeah , and who care about kazakhstan ? |
have i fuck lad , just watching from the sidelines me ! what bout you ? | have i lad , just watching from the sidelines me ! what bout you ? |
come back to bite them in the ass . | come back to inflict punishment or misfortune on one for one's poor judgment or misdeed( |
twitter made me unfollow , fuck that | twitter made me unfollow |
you get a fucking warrant ! ! ! it 's not hard dude . | You get a warrant! It's not hard, dude. |
rt no wonder they threw an orange at your ass at dv , bobby brackins | No wonder they threw an orange at you at dv, Bobby Brackins. |
the kooyman i know is a completely evil piece of shit . | the kooyman i know is not a good person |
why wont the lying media slimebags learn ? | why wont the media learn ? |
in this day age of incredibly destructive conspiracy theories important news sources should not encourage stupid linkages . | in this day age of incredibly destructive conspiracy theories important news sources should not encourage harmful linkages . |
youuuu rt who ya grillin ya pic tho ? i ain 't takin that shit . | youuuu rt who ya grillin ya pic tho ? i don't want that |
feds tellin me i cant shit in my own water | The Fed tells me I can't mess with my water. |
then you might want to keep that shit to yourself and just tell people you went to itt . | then you might want to keep that to yourself and just tell people you went to it. |
who is that ? ? what a nasty piece of shit ! ! are you ok luv ? ? xx | Who is that? What a bad person. Are you okay love? |
they are satire accounts , jack ass | they are satire accounts |
do they think we are really stupid or just too lazy to stop them ? . | do they think we are really unsuitable or just too lazy to stop them ? . |
holy shit , way to overreact . | What a way to overreact ? |
if the boss is okay with it , wouldnt they be fools to stop ? | if the boss is okay with it, wouldn't they have stop? |
i wish people would stop looking at this shit like doctors were asking to ban diet soda . | i wish people would stop looking at this like doctors were asking to ban diet soda . |
if the professor had done any research on president elect trump he would know that statement was total garbage . | If the professor had done any research on president elect trump he would know that statement was total wrong. |
" what the fuck is this ? . | What is this? |
chuckles let 's get ya some fuckin food then | Let's get some food for you |
this shit been hard af | This thing been hard |
we want you to get out of our country . | We want you to leave |
only a total crook would do what these scumbag libs are planning . | Only bad people would plan that |
scum like robert kraft will be on the losing side . | Robert Kraft will be on losing side. |
it dont matter who the scum was or why . | It doesn't matter who they were. |
dont you hate it when your idiotic arguments are used against you ? | Don't you hate it when your arguments are use against you? |
another crap fest brought to you by our local merchants . | Another fest brought to you by our local merchants. |
awww shit we down 28 | we down 28 |
if not you need to gtfo of where ever you live because that shits dumb | if not you need to get out of where ever you live because it is not good |
he should be beaten mercilessly every day he has left of his miserable life . | He should be punished |
nahh fuck dat lol but you welcome lol . | nahh but you welcome lol |
so i just out smarted and hoed yo ass | So, it means I'm just a smart guy. |
bitch crazy ! rt lmfao ! ! u got to be kidding me with those rates | U got to be kidding me with those rates |
a few people have blown their shit the hell up trying to make shatter . | A few people have blown up trying to make shatter. |
an armed society is a sick , dangerous , often accidentally shot society me . | an armed society is a dangerous one |
ayee i was going make one too lol take boyz off imma grown ass man | I'm already grown man, I going to make like that |
now i know i dont know you but damn you keyed the nigga car | You stole the man's car, now I know that I don't know you |
* * i 'm gonna ask you one more father - fucking time . | I'm gonna ask you one more time |
what a chicken crap excuse for a reason . | what a bad excuse for a reason. |
only a fool asks why muslims hate us . | Who asks why muslims hate us |
not to bash her more than necessary , but she just sucks ass . | Not to humiliate her, but she's just bad person. |
what type of shit is this , i 'm in a taxi haha | what type of fun is this , i 'm in a taxi haha |
sean hannity and bill o 'reilly are going to shit themselves over this | Sean Hanity and Bill O 'Reilly are doing wrong |
i flag all that shit . | i flag all that stuff. |
! ! i hate makinn that movee , too damn longggg | I dont like makinn that movee, it takes too longggg |
i am being nice ! i 'm not a bitch like other people are | I am being nice. I'm not like other people. |
all i 'd ask for is 10 minutes to beat the shit out of them for being little shitbags | All I need is 10 minutes to punish them for being naughty. |
seriously , who the fuck cares ? | Seriously, who cares about it? |
shit maybe he is dead . | Maybe he's dead. |
what the fuck do they care about women 's health services for everyone else ? | what do they care about women's health services for everyone else? |
shit , i forgot about that . | Oh, I forgot about that. |
these fucking comments are toxic . | these comments are bad |
how dare you make up this garbage . | how dare you make up this stuff |
i don 't wanna do no fucking community service ! ! ! ! | i don 't want to do any community service. |
there will always be idiots who believe crazy shit . | There will always be people who believe crazy |
why the fuck are we recalling then shit out of these idiots ? | Why are we recalling then these guys. |
so i need to re learn algebra b4 monday , fuck yes | I need to learn algebra before monday |
why aint you tweet a nigga lol | why aint you tweet |
that would still fuck me up | that would still annoy me up |
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