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yet the gm keeps printing this garbage . | yet the gm keeps printing this |
i dont mind being an aunt again but shes fuckin 78 ughhh so disappointing | I don’t mind being an aunt again but she is 78 ughhh so disappointing |
- yo bitch ! how 's the head ? ? - | How's the head? |
as a native new jerseyan i 'm deeply offended ^ah , ^fuck , ^who ^am ^i ^kidding | as a native jerseyan i'm deeply offended, ah who am i kidding |
get your lazy commie ass back here ! | You Comeback here ! |
why dont you take your own fricking advise , chance ? | why dont you take your own advise , chance |
fuck the hell out of that party . | i don't trust this party |
haha i aint i cant design for shit lol xxxxxxxxxx | Haha I ain't I can't design. |
anyone who needs drugs to get through life is fucking pathetic . | anyone who needs drugs to get through life is pathetic. |
im a caucasian american and those cognitivelychallenged pointyheaded idiots do not in any way speak for me . | im a caucasian american and those cognitivelychallenged pointyheaded person do not in any way speak for me . |
letting the player wear them just encourages fans to throw more shit . | Letting the player wear them just encourages fans to throw more things. |
the attempt to equate these like two sides of a coin is totally ridiculous . | The attempt to equate these like two sides of a coin is totally ridiculous . |
neither could i but hey sometimes you just have to be a bitch . | Neither could I but you sometime just have to be like that |
if the fbi sold me quality drugs i might not think they 're fucking worthless . | If the FBI sold me quality items I might not think they're worthless. |
the rest of your post is just more silly sarcasm , so it doesnt need response . | the rest of your post is just sarcasm , so it doesnt need response . |
and no , i have no interest in reading your junk research . | And no,I have no interest in reading your research. |
now he we could only figure who those darn neonazis support . | now he we could only figure who those neonazis support. |
just heard a snippet of beyonce " girls who run the world " that shit is hoooooot ! | just heard a snippet of beyonce " girls who run the world " that is hoooooot ! |
i was talkin shit yesterday lik was i jus backed up n im ready ta do the same 99 day | I was talking yesterday like was I just backed up and I'm ready to do the same today |
it 's a fuckin wheelie bin , mate ! | It's a wheelie bin , mate! |
oh shit i thought jeffries was off the knicks list ! this could go down a treat ! | Oh I thought Jeffries was off the Knicks list !this could go down a treat! |
i see shit i dont like | I see some unlikeable things |
good shit rt oooo interestings , i like his work , good stuff | I like his work. It's good stuff |
i am nobody 's bitch * paraphrasing jet li * | I don't belong to anyone *paraphrasing jet li* |
i can 't see anything out of this damn hood though | i can 't see anything out of this hood though |
how the * fuck * did this guy even come to that conclusion ? | how the did this guy even come to that conclusion ? |
and i wonder is 14 cents worth you getting your ass beat today | and i wonder is 14 cents worth you getting yourself beaten today |
naw my shit must be tweekin cuz u like da 94 th person to tell me that | naw my thing must be tweekin cuz u like da 94 th person to tell me that |
bitch im not dumb i know who & what you talking thats tha difference | im not dumb i know who & what you talking thats tha difference |
just watched new curb ep 98 fuckin class leon 's funny as shit | Just watched new curb ep 98 Leon's funny |
shit , i never thought of that . | i never thought of that . |
* laughs * did you just call me a fucking liar ? | *laughs* did you just called me a liar? |
president obama was a fool , or a liar . | President Obama was not suitable |
our options are all shit now that money = speech and we don 't have any | Our options are all useless without money our speech means nothing. |
fuck cvs , by far the worst pharmacy ever . | The worst pharmacy ever. |
what a useless clown this man is . | This man is of not much help. |
sylvia is a straight up savage . | sylvia is a savage . |
using what fucking telecom network ? | using what telecom network? |
but again this is arbitrary shit and may not apply to you personally as an artist . | But again, thisbis arbitrary and may not apply to you as an artist. |
what a load of crap . | what rubbish. |
seriously , the cop looks like he 's in a fucking bar fight . | Seriously, the cop looks like he's in a bar fight |
shit did i say rockets ? | did i say rockets ? |
that is one of the most retarded articles i 've read in my life . | That is one of the low quality article have ever read in my life |
global rec my ass auspol parochial | global rec auspol parochial |
she is fucking adorable and i can 't get over how much she looks like you ! | She is adorable and looks so much like you |
yet its the liberals taking away freedoms loser | Yet its the liberals taking away freedoms. |
fucking loved those grenade water balloons . | Loving those grenade water balloons so much |
he could have pulled some eccentric shit * and * actually shed some light to his positions . | He should have said something and actually shed some light to his positions |
then , if this is still a thing , we 're fucked . | the, if this is still a thing, we’re over. |
you 're a god damn fucking idiot . | You are not correct. |
take yo ass to sleep then lol | Sleep then lol |
cuz my mom isn 't replying and i feel like shit and i wanna cry | Because my mom is not replying and I feel bad and like crying |
lol u been cheating nd shit | lol u been cheating. |
and of course i had to use 28 rd party tools to clean all that shit up . | And of course I had to use 28 rd party tools to clean the mess. |
if someone 's sexual orientation or gender makes you uncomfortable you can fuck off or get comfortable with it . | if someone 's sexual orientation or gender makes you uncomfortable you can go away or get comfortable with it . |
i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive shit . | i like how much you made a throwaway account Just to put offensive posts. |
so fucking different , thanks for pointing that out | Thanks for pointing that out. |
rt " why the fuck is it so hard to find tacos in slidell " - - - tacobell ? | Rt" why is it so hard to find tacos in slidell"... Tacobel |
the guy who tackled the gunman if it 's true is a fucking legend | The guy who tackled the gunman if it's true, is a legend. |
the " overspending factor " was pulled from the same ass that the $50 bln figure comes from . | the " overspending factor " was pulled from the same that the $50 bln figure comes from . |
the government making an ass of all to fill their pockets . | The government is making misusing all of us to fill their pockets. |
let me promo it on my radio station , cunt | let me promo it on my radio station |
the only sad thing , is that this moron weinstein got away with it for so long . | the only sad thing , is that this weinstein got away with it for so long . |
orange to garden grove back to orange then long beach sheeeesh a bitch tired of drivin | orange to garden grove back to orange then long beach what a tired of drivin |
and it 's entirely too fucking long . | and it 's entirely too long . |
holy fucking shit please re - read your post . | please re - read your post . |
where the fuck are my strawberry pop - tarts | where the are my strawberry pop |
bout to go ride either in landover or seat pleasant today , chill out with the guys n shit . | bout to go ride either in a landover or seat pleasant today, chill out with the guys n fun. |
is the people of usa consious of this or it just doesn 't give a shit about it ? | is the people of usa consious of this or it just doesn 't care about it |
he just put that shit on the cd case . | He just put that stuff on the cd case. |
bitch back off saying i need to get laid , old smelly vagina | back of saying i need to get laid |
can 't we all just have a few beers and fucking relax for a damn minute ? | Can't we all just have a few beers and relax for a minute? |
thats some weak stuff , dick . | That's some weak stuff |
zero fucks were given this day | zero cares were given this day |
fucking shit ! they have money for that ! ? | they have money for that? |
lol hell yea i couldnt see shit wit his black ass | I could not see anything. |
oh fuck i think i 've been looking at the wrong place then | I think I've been looking at the wrong place. |
and the officer won 't be charged with shit | and the officer won't be charged with anything |
does excessive pot consumption make you stupid ? . | Does too much cannibis cause confusion? |
if you don 't have haters you ain 't doing shit right bossman . | if you don 't have haters you ain 't doing right bossman . |
pitiful choice scalia was a hypocrite ! | Scalia was a bad person |
you 're really talking out of your ass | You are really talking out of your limits. |
everybody knew that shit but me - | Everybody knew that, but me - |
the supreme court haven 't penalized shit . | The supreme Court haven't penalized anything. |
it 's fucked up , but that 's how it works . | It's terrible, but that's how it works |
it is just fucking weird to type out prayers and post them on reddit . | Typing prayers and posting them on reddit is just weird. |
yes all you need is a shoutout that shit works ! | Yes,all you need is a shout-out,it works. |
dems still dont have that understanding , which by this point is beginning to look like sheer stupidity . | democrats still don't have that understanding, which by this point is beginning to look unwise. |
i might just turn fucking straight | i might just turn straight |
least he aint get in his feelins like wow wow bitch ass | least he aint get in his feelins like wow wow |
obviously someone who 's reporting this story is doing jack shit about it . | obviously someone who 's reporting this story is doing wrong about it . |
why oh why are taxpayers still insuring all this crap at all ? . | why oh why are taxpayers still insuring all this stuff at all? |
man go somewhere and fuck yourself . | man get out of here. |
blackpeoplehobbies makin sweet ass red kool - aid ! | blackpeoplehobbies makin sweet red kool - aid ! |
oh shit you can jam to them at home with me if ya want | Oh you can jam to them at home with me if ya want. |
you aint fucking with me on the movie qoutes daddy ! ! lol | you aint kidding with me on the movie qoutes daddy ! ! lol |
is anyone elses twitter fucking up ? my tweets arent displaying properly in my timeline t _ t fail twitter | Is anyone else's twitter down ? My tweets are not displaying properly in my timeline. Fail twitter. |
lol you idiot , you blocked dakotakahn for my vandalism scorepoint for myg0t ! | you blocked dakotakahn for my vandalism scorepoint for myg0t ! |
that awkward moment when zach would want a whole fucking taco bar . | that awkward moment when zach badly wants a whole taco bar |
this bigoted control freak shit is getting tiresome . | This someone who lives to control others is getting tiresome. |
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