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it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals . | It's depressing only hearing about death, corruption and celebrity scandals |
! this station is the shit | This station is bad |
i aint een smoke in nat bitch | I don't smoke |
not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out . | Everyone cannot or will not be dedicated to you. |
i moved to california for a year last year and was homeless cause shit happens . | I moved to California for a year, last year and I had problems that led to my homelessness. |
no one outside of texas gives a shit about texas . | no one outside of texas cares about texas |
fuck man you been watching fox since birth ? | you been watching fox since birth ? |
i still think one big ass shot of heroin wold do the trick . | I still think one very big shot of heroin would do the trick. |
you was born at 20 20 for real ? and nigga you dumb | Are you really born in 2020? |
well , no shit they 'll infiltrate | Well, they'll infiltrate |
so sad the voters in her district are stupid enough to continue to elect her . | So sad the voters in her district continue to elect her. |
he is a fucking asshole . | He is not a good guy |
one of the most ignorant deluded opinions ive read in this forum to date . | one of the most illogical and delusory opinions I've read in this forum to date |
fuck , sometimes the two neurons in my brain collide and short the whole system . | sometimes the two neurons in my brain collide and short the whole system . |
nobody gives a shit what you think . | nobody cares what you think . |
you think its bad now , you haven 't seen shit yet . | You think it’s bad now, you haven’t seen the worst yet. |
aliens must think we 're so fucking weird . | Aliens must think we are different. |
your support of such a shit state reinforces that , and thats what really pains me . | You support of a state reinforces that , and that's what really pains me |
yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then shit happened . | yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then bad things happened . |
bout to give a heavy ass lecture | bout to give a hard lecture. |
i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 . | i laughed so hard when " extreme " was 18 . |
ohh that punk ass bck lol | Ohh he is back |
as always he is clueless and lunatic . | He is not an intelligent always. |
how many shooters have been fucking soccer moms ? | how many shooters have been having coitus with soccer moms? |
* moans , eyes rolling back and closing * fuck . | Moans , eyes rolling back and closing |
i been on my grind with this job n shit . | This job is not interesting for me. |
* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? * | Lower the tax rate? |
we just laugh at the pathetic attempt | The attempt was not so good. |
now i can buy ass wipe ! . | Now I can buy toilet paper. |
well if the right got their shit together and had decent candidates it wouldn 't be an issue . | Well if the right got together and had decent candidates it wouldn’t be an issue |
delete the page and shut up | please delete the page |
we just laugh at the pathetic attempt | we just laugh at the failed attempt |
you know , so he can be fucking effective ? | You know, he can be effective? |
i should have dropped her off cause i got shit to do | I should have dropped her off cause i got things to do |
it is the new normal and we are fucked . | it is the new normal and we are in big trouble |
nobody fucks with you after that . | Nobody messes with you after that. |
moab the fat little beggar ! | Moab is a poor man |
he is a clueless dunce and i wish we could run him out of town on a rail . | He is so clueless and i wish we could run him out of town on a rail |
nah man , everything just went to shit like always . | Nah man, everything just went wrong like always. |
if there were ever a group of stupid people its left wingers and democrats ! | The wingers and Democrats are bad people |
cos i fucking love advocados , broccoli and oranges . | I love avocados, broccoli and oranges so much. |
well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone | well i might be going to this wizard movie alone |
i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive shit . | i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive thing. |
holy cow , what comment sections are you reading where harriet tubman gets called a nigger throughout them ? ! | what comment sections are you reading |
you know you fucked up when canada is ready to fight you | you know you got stucked when canada is ready to fight you |
that is why i called nature a cold hearted bitch . | Nature isn't fair |
my computer is broken and my phone too ! ! wtf is this devil shit ? ? ? | My computer is broken and my phone too! So disappointed! |
i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever gives two fucks about me | I gotta stop caring so much nobody cares about me |
this shit got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen | this got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen |
my computer is broken and my phone too ! ! wtf is this devil shit ? ? ? | Both my computer and phone are broken. |
they also need to stop fucking so much . | They need to stop this so much |
ew i tried that shit once | Ew I tried that |
how the fuck did you manage that ? ? | May I ask how did you manage that? |
people in r portland have shit fits _over everything_ . | people in portland have fits over everything |
my lashes are already the shit ! just thin | my lashes are already good ! just thin |
your arrogant attitude is alarming and untrustworthy . | Your attitude is alarming and untrustworthy. |
oh yeah lol ugh just fuck my whole life | Oh yeah it's just my whole life. |
i hope they beat each other silly . | I think they beat each other |
what the fuck imma cook ? ! | What imma cook?! |
just mind your own fuckin business asshole . | Can you stay out of the case? |
lol ikr she da retard who showed me dat shit | She is the person who showed me that stuff. |
the fuck how 'd you get blood on your shirt haha | How do you get blood on your shirt? |
they aren 't happy about tony abbott pulling this shit . | they aren't happy about tony abbott doing this. |
lmfao ! ! yo that shit was priceless hahahahaha | Lmfao! Yo that was priceless hahahaha |
portal 18 was fucking excellent | Portal 18 was excellent |
fuck no ! , there 's no justification for fgm | there's no justification for fgm |
i think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their asses . | i think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their responsibilities. |
how the fuck is he a music producer as well ? ! ! let 's not go there . | how is he a music producer as well ? ! ! let's not go there . |
boy , that kid in cg is some lucky bastard . | Boy, that kid in cg is lucky |
i 'm excited about harry potter and i don 't give a shit who knows ! | i 'm excited about harry potter and i don 't care who knows ! |
what about for ass play ? | What about for bad play? |
that is a fucking good guy , and a hell of an artist ! | that is a good guy , and an artist |
shit just realized it was a fisker karma . | Just realized it was a fisker karma. |
fuck that , the ivory industry shouldn 't be appeased . | The ivory industry shouldn't be appeased |
they don 't give a fuck , they get paid well and they 've got theirs . | they dont care, they get paid well and the’ve got theirs |
bitch was so mad lmfao ! ! smh | She was so mad. |
i d c bout shit nomore ! dont know why i use to in the first place | I don't care about anything anymore. I don't know why I used to in the first place |
so senselessly stupid waste of lives . | so senselessly waste of lives . |
lol look like fuckin claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol | lol look like claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol |
because it was a cop and cops can do whatever the fuck they want you peasant | It was a cop and cops can do whatever they want |
why doesn 't that shit happen to me ? | Why doesn’t that happen to me? |
your a cocksucker u cant do anything to me | You can't do anything to me. |
no fucking way in sanity is this justified . | This is not justified |
yeah but you criticized me before so fuck you . | yeah but you criticized me before so please stop |
its the damn disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part . | its disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part . |
lolz ! this is rustie it 's old but it 's fucking ace | Well, this is rusting, it's old but it's still in good shape. |
they 're prawns , you fucking pleb . | They’re prawns. |
another sore loser whining i didnt get my own way ! | Another person complaining about his defeat |
shed still hate me and i 'd hate her . | She doesn't like me and i dont like her |
if u don 't wanna talk to me then fucking tell me so | If you don't wanna talk to me then tell me so. |
never buying their over priced shit ever again . | Never buying their over priced products again |
fuck the haters up all night is actually amazing it 's grown on me heaps today | Not concerned about them all night actually amazing it's grown on me |
be on his fuck bitches alllll week | Be on his radar lady all week. |
but even a dumb person knows it was a fucked up idea . | But even a normal person knows It wasn’t a good idea . |
fuckin' up everything for everybody else . | You ruin everything for everybody else. |
don 't fucking think about it | Don't even think about it |
graduation on vogue sucks fkn dick | graduation on vogue is boring |
the basic premise just in the title is fucking nonsense " a world seemingly spinning out of control " | the basic premise just in the title is nonsense " a world seemingly spinning out of control " |
any moron could have predicted that one of the offended actually did the deed . | It was obvious that one of the offended actually did the deed. |
i 'm thinkin should i start my day now or go back to fuckin sleep | i 'm thinkin should i start my day now or go back to sleep |
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