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it 's fucking depressing only hearing about death , corruption and celebrity scandals .
It's depressing only hearing about death, corruption and celebrity scandals
! this station is the shit
This station is bad
i aint een smoke in nat bitch
I don't smoke
not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out .
Everyone cannot or will not be dedicated to you.
i moved to california for a year last year and was homeless cause shit happens .
I moved to California for a year, last year and I had problems that led to my homelessness.
no one outside of texas gives a shit about texas .
no one outside of texas cares about texas
fuck man you been watching fox since birth ?
you been watching fox since birth ?
i still think one big ass shot of heroin wold do the trick .
I still think one very big shot of heroin would do the trick.
you was born at 20 20 for real ? and nigga you dumb
Are you really born in 2020?
well , no shit they 'll infiltrate
Well, they'll infiltrate
so sad the voters in her district are stupid enough to continue to elect her .
So sad the voters in her district continue to elect her.
he is a fucking asshole .
He is not a good guy
one of the most ignorant deluded opinions ive read in this forum to date .
one of the most illogical and delusory opinions I've read in this forum to date
fuck , sometimes the two neurons in my brain collide and short the whole system .
sometimes the two neurons in my brain collide and short the whole system .
nobody gives a shit what you think .
nobody cares what you think .
you think its bad now , you haven 't seen shit yet .
You think it’s bad now, you haven’t seen the worst yet.
aliens must think we 're so fucking weird .
Aliens must think we are different.
your support of such a shit state reinforces that , and thats what really pains me .
You support of a state reinforces that , and that's what really pains me
yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then shit happened .
yep , gov 't got involved because it * sounded * like a good idea , then bad things happened .
bout to give a heavy ass lecture
bout to give a hard lecture.
i laughed so fucking hard when " extreme " was 18 .
i laughed so hard when " extreme " was 18 .
ohh that punk ass bck lol
Ohh he is back
as always he is clueless and lunatic .
He is not an intelligent always.
how many shooters have been fucking soccer moms ?
how many shooters have been having coitus with soccer moms?
* moans , eyes rolling back and closing * fuck .
Moans , eyes rolling back and closing
i been on my grind with this job n shit .
This job is not interesting for me.
* lower the fucking tax rate ? ? *
Lower the tax rate?
we just laugh at the pathetic attempt
The attempt was not so good.
now i can buy ass wipe ! .
Now I can buy toilet paper.
well if the right got their shit together and had decent candidates it wouldn 't be an issue .
Well if the right got together and had decent candidates it wouldn’t be an issue
delete the page and shut up
please delete the page
we just laugh at the pathetic attempt
we just laugh at the failed attempt
you know , so he can be fucking effective ?
You know, he can be effective?
i should have dropped her off cause i got shit to do
I should have dropped her off cause i got things to do
it is the new normal and we are fucked .
it is the new normal and we are in big trouble
nobody fucks with you after that .
Nobody messes with you after that.
moab the fat little beggar !
Moab is a poor man
he is a clueless dunce and i wish we could run him out of town on a rail .
He is so clueless and i wish we could run him out of town on a rail
nah man , everything just went to shit like always .
Nah man, everything just went wrong like always.
if there were ever a group of stupid people its left wingers and democrats !
The wingers and Democrats are bad people
cos i fucking love advocados , broccoli and oranges .
I love avocados, broccoli and oranges so much.
well i might be going to this fucking wizard movie alone
well i might be going to this wizard movie alone
i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive shit .
i like how you made a throwaway account just to post offensive thing.
holy cow , what comment sections are you reading where harriet tubman gets called a nigger throughout them ? !
what comment sections are you reading
you know you fucked up when canada is ready to fight you
you know you got stucked when canada is ready to fight you
that is why i called nature a cold hearted bitch .
Nature isn't fair
my computer is broken and my phone too ! ! wtf is this devil shit ? ? ?
My computer is broken and my phone too! So disappointed!
i gotta stop caring so much nobody ever gives two fucks about me
I gotta stop caring so much nobody cares about me
this shit got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen
this got me scared to get off my bed and go to the kitchen
my computer is broken and my phone too ! ! wtf is this devil shit ? ? ?
Both my computer and phone are broken.
they also need to stop fucking so much .
They need to stop this so much
ew i tried that shit once
Ew I tried that
how the fuck did you manage that ? ?
May I ask how did you manage that?
people in r portland have shit fits _over everything_ .
people in portland have fits over everything
my lashes are already the shit ! just thin
my lashes are already good ! just thin
your arrogant attitude is alarming and untrustworthy .
Your attitude is alarming and untrustworthy.
oh yeah lol ugh just fuck my whole life
Oh yeah it's just my whole life.
i hope they beat each other silly .
I think they beat each other
what the fuck imma cook ? !
What imma cook?!
just mind your own fuckin business asshole .
Can you stay out of the case?
lol ikr she da retard who showed me dat shit
She is the person who showed me that stuff.
the fuck how 'd you get blood on your shirt haha
How do you get blood on your shirt?
they aren 't happy about tony abbott pulling this shit .
they aren't happy about tony abbott doing this.
lmfao ! ! yo that shit was priceless hahahahaha
Lmfao! Yo that was priceless hahahaha
portal 18 was fucking excellent
Portal 18 was excellent
fuck no ! , there 's no justification for fgm
there's no justification for fgm
i think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their asses .
i think the real controversy is closed minded school officials who lie to cover their responsibilities.
how the fuck is he a music producer as well ? ! ! let 's not go there .
how is he a music producer as well ? ! ! let's not go there .
boy , that kid in cg is some lucky bastard .
Boy, that kid in cg is lucky
i 'm excited about harry potter and i don 't give a shit who knows !
i 'm excited about harry potter and i don 't care who knows !
what about for ass play ?
What about for bad play?
that is a fucking good guy , and a hell of an artist !
that is a good guy , and an artist
shit just realized it was a fisker karma .
Just realized it was a fisker karma.
fuck that , the ivory industry shouldn 't be appeased .
The ivory industry shouldn't be appeased
they don 't give a fuck , they get paid well and they 've got theirs .
they dont care, they get paid well and the’ve got theirs
bitch was so mad lmfao ! ! smh
She was so mad.
i d c bout shit nomore ! dont know why i use to in the first place
I don't care about anything anymore. I don't know why I used to in the first place
so senselessly stupid waste of lives .
so senselessly waste of lives .
lol look like fuckin claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol
lol look like claws on their eye but what 's really sad they think they fly lol
because it was a cop and cops can do whatever the fuck they want you peasant
It was a cop and cops can do whatever they want
why doesn 't that shit happen to me ?
Why doesn’t that happen to me?
your a cocksucker u cant do anything to me
You can't do anything to me.
no fucking way in sanity is this justified .
This is not justified
yeah but you criticized me before so fuck you .
yeah but you criticized me before so please stop
its the damn disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part .
its disrespecting of the national anthem at the start thats the offensive part .
lolz ! this is rustie it 's old but it 's fucking ace
Well, this is rusting, it's old but it's still in good shape.
they 're prawns , you fucking pleb .
They’re prawns.
another sore loser whining i didnt get my own way !
Another person complaining about his defeat
shed still hate me and i 'd hate her .
She doesn't like me and i dont like her
if u don 't wanna talk to me then fucking tell me so
If you don't wanna talk to me then tell me so.
never buying their over priced shit ever again .
Never buying their over priced products again
fuck the haters up all night is actually amazing it 's grown on me heaps today
Not concerned about them all night actually amazing it's grown on me
be on his fuck bitches alllll week
Be on his radar lady all week.
but even a dumb person knows it was a fucked up idea .
But even a normal person knows It wasn’t a good idea .
fuckin' up everything for everybody else .
You ruin everything for everybody else.
don 't fucking think about it
Don't even think about it
graduation on vogue sucks fkn dick
graduation on vogue is boring
the basic premise just in the title is fucking nonsense " a world seemingly spinning out of control "
the basic premise just in the title is nonsense " a world seemingly spinning out of control "
any moron could have predicted that one of the offended actually did the deed .
It was obvious that one of the offended actually did the deed.
i 'm thinkin should i start my day now or go back to fuckin sleep
i 'm thinkin should i start my day now or go back to sleep