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that is the best place for wretched people like him to be . | that is the best place for people like him to be |
you need to find a better mcdonalds , they are screwing you . | You need to find a better McDonald's, they're playing with you. |
remember i called this when they were winning ? such a joke , this team is soooooooo shitty . | remember i called this when they were winning ? such a joke , this team is soooooooo bad. |
then what the fuck was your previous comment for ? | Then what was your previous comment for? |
that sound like some blowed shit | That sounds really not cool. |
hes fuckin epic in fifa tho | He's Epic in FIFA . |
let them figure their shit out . | Let them figure them case out. |
i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you , you sexy piece of ass | i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you |
yeah , don 't underestimate the amount of shit people will do for free when they are zealous enough . | yeah , don 't underestimate the amount of bad people will do for free when they are zealous enough . |
or just tell them to fuck off ! | Or just tell them to leave. |
far more surprising to me was the percentage of straight people who have admitted to having anal sex . | far more surprising to me was the percentage of straight people who have admitted to having anal sex . |
y the fk they sent people living in the west to work east . | Why did they sent people living in the West to work east? |
it 's ironic that half you fucks cared more about the dam dentist who shot the lion . | It's ironic that half of you cared more about the dentist who shot the lion |
that shit was funny to me ! ! & you stay wearin tank tops & shorts ! lls | This was fun for me! ! And you stay wearing tank tops and shorts! |
don 't fucking mention me in ur tweets bitch | Don't mention me in you tweets |
why the fuck are a lot of these comments defending this guy ? | Why are there a lot of these comments defending this guy? |
i kno trust me i 'll neva 97 get that shit | i know trust me i'll never get this |
thatss why i havent been releasing alotta shit | That’s why I haven’t been releasing a lot |
u see me mad right n just fuckin talkin like really fuckin talkin | u see me mad right n just want talkin like really was talkin |
so you uninstalled a camera that 's installed in your computer now how 'd you manage that shit | So you uninstall a camera that's installed in your computer now how did you manage that |
holy shit , how can you people be so dumb ? | How can people don't understand easy things like that? |
i can 't see anything out of this damn hood though | i can't see anything out of this hood though |
what the fuck is wrong with the da for accepting that plea deal ? | what is wrong with the da for accepting that plea deal ? |
people are rude as shit . | People are rude |
i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that shit isn 't real | i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that thing isn 't real |
imagine what those idiots will do when hes elected . | Imagine what those mans will do when hes elected |
and shit , portugal is giving him a tough glare | And too bad, portugal is giving him a tough glare |
good , dont let the door hit you in the butt as you leave this conversation mr . | good , dont let the door hit you as you leave this conversation mr |
dont worry , you will get your pathetic criminal president and obama will simply commute her sentence . | dont worry , you will get your unsuitable president and obama will simply commute her sentence . |
casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary as fuck . | Casualties would obviously be low but it'd be scary |
let me find out ur cheating on me with a female . | let me find out that you're having an affair on me with a female . |
i can careless bout some punk ass dollars | i can careless bout some dollars |
this has gotten so ridiculous . | This is so inappropriate. |
youre a troll trying to mimic someone elses account . | You are trying to mimic someone else account |
it is the new normal and we are fucked . | I do not like the new normal. |
i had a big ass vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers | i had a big vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers |
greece , on the other hand , will be fucked for the next couple of decades . | greece , on the other hand , will be destroyed for the next couple of decades . |
get this shit right dav | Get this right dav |
i had a good ass night | i had a good night |
when dope is made legal afghanistan will be our opium - production bitch . | when dope is made legal afghanistan will be our opium - production. |
never underestimate the staggering hypocrisy of liberals that is only exceeded by their shameless intellectual bankruptcy . | Never underestimate the hopocripy of liberals that is only exceeded by their intellectual bankruptcy |
holy shit ! all we got as a cards sth was 53 % off at the team store | We got cards at 53% off |
why the fuck does this interest the " world " ? | Why does this interest the "world" ? |
but now that shit is illegal | but now that thing is illegal |
what the fuck is wrong with kentucky ? | what is wrong with kentucky ? |
dude he 's a fucking dumbass blind herpderp . | Bro, he doesn't understand anything. |
slow lane move my truck like a five , if i get pulled over bitch im gon do time | Slow lane move my truck like a five, if I get pulled over I'm gonna do time |
first off there is no concrete evidence that alexander liked it up the butt . | No evidence alexander liked it. |
and i 'm tired as fuck | I am very tired |
just now wakin up from my nap & & its still borin as fuck i shouldve stayed damn sleep hell | just now waking up from my nap and its really boring. I should have stayed asleep. |
if i got a shit draw , i wouldn 't take it laying down either . | If I got a draw, I wouldn't stand it. |
oh shit , i might try a rinse first . | i might try a rinse first. |
kelly is a moron whos not only out of step with alaska but out of step with this century . | Kelly is out of step with Alaska as well as out of step with this century. |
im nervous ass fuck tho . | I'm nervous |
my job for the liberal party is to reply to the most ridiculous posts i can find online . | my job for the liberal party is to reply to the most absurd posts i can find online . |
i thought she 'd bitch slap me to be honest . | I thought she will hit me t be honest |
you miss my roscoe dick in your mouth ! | You miss me |
what fuck is wrong with you people ? | what is wrong with you people |
it really is something that hinges close to idiotic showmanship . | it really is something thaf hinges close to showmanship . |
who the fuck gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor ? | What kind of a person gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor?. |
things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 % of my shit . | things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 % everithing. |
took these ass holes this much to say something eh ? | took these people this much to say something eh? |
this shit is like clockwork . | This is like clockwork |
did you read the fucking title ? ! | Did you read the title?! |
cant wait for the usual idiots to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem . | Cant wait for them to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem. |
the way the shit clings to the air ? . | The way it clings to the air. |
lmao if it wasn 't a mission ill fuck wit it but thats dead i rather stay around my end | If it wasn't a mission, I'd flow with it but that's dangerous I'd rather stay around my end. |
yea im tired as shit ready to leave asap | I am leaving as soon as possible because I feel tired. |
they 'd probably fuck you up to before you got the station . | They'd probably attack you before you reach the station |
stupid people who are smart enough to grasp that they arent particularly bright are tolerable . | Unintelligent people who are smart enough to grasp that they aren't particularly bright are tolerable |
it 's good shit to know . | it's good to know |
he fucking deleted me again ! i 'm fucking fuming ! | He deleted me again! I’m fuming! |
that is the most ignorant comment i have ever heard . | this is the most uninformed comment I have ever heard. |
oh shit ! we freak when we run out in this house | we freak when we run out in this house |
they 're kicking ass in two wars right now so probably . | They're fighting in two wars right now. |
i need abreva lookin ass bitch ! | I need abreva looking you, girl. |
i 'm fucking glad everyone is so outraged by it . | I am glad that everyone is outraged by it |
never buying their over priced shit ever again . | I will never buy their overpriced things again. |
fuck your life ? ! im the one thats halfiing the calories ! | I'm carrying half of the burden |
means that a riot is the symptom of an issue , not the solution well go fucking figure . | Means that a riot is the symptom of an issue, not the solution will go figure |
the miami relatives and little havana are crazy enough to do this . | the miami relatives and little havana can do this . |
he was speeding through residential areas being reckless as fuck . | he was speeding through residential areas being reckless. |
orh , then you shit uh ? | orh , then you ruined? |
for every peice of shit that dies off , 61 more take thier place . | For every piece of that thing that dies off, 61 more take their place. |
he caused half the shit that started wwii | He caused half the things that started wwii |
donald , sit down and count your stock options , none of that playing foolish childrens games . | Donald, please sit down and count your stock carefully. |
don 't fuckin melt today man | Don't melt today man |
fucking hell ! i thought i was desperate | I though I was desperate. |
fuck that , cash out and buy a fireproof safe . | cash out and buy a fireproof safe . |
don 't think so ! should think about it , i 'm fucking excited for ataris d | Don't think so! Should think about it, I'm excited for ataris. |
lol get fucking real dude . | Get real dude. |
lol your welcome d when i get behind that wheel i just turn into a bad ass | lol your welcome d when i get behind that wheel i just turn into an aggressive person. |
meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time shit jobs | meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time bad jobs |
quit vandalizing the george bush page you stupid liberal . | quit vandalizing the george bush page |
live - stream that shit too . | live stream that too |
why do you love a draft dodging coward thst loves meat ? | why do you love a draft dodging person thst loves meat ? |
gotta goto fucking church with my family | I got to go to church with my family |
right ? in 16 years we will be bailing out a bankrupt nj , fuck ! | Right? In 16 years we will be bailing out a bankrupt nj |
will smash the shit out of a fly | Gonna smash out of a fly. |
holy shit ! obama caused a revolution ? | Obama caused a revolution? |
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