source
stringlengths
7
135
target
stringlengths
1
149
that is the best place for wretched people like him to be .
that is the best place for people like him to be
you need to find a better mcdonalds , they are screwing you .
You need to find a better McDonald's, they're playing with you.
remember i called this when they were winning ? such a joke , this team is soooooooo shitty .
remember i called this when they were winning ? such a joke , this team is soooooooo bad.
then what the fuck was your previous comment for ?
Then what was your previous comment for?
that sound like some blowed shit
That sounds really not cool.
hes fuckin epic in fifa tho
He's Epic in FIFA .
let them figure their shit out .
Let them figure them case out.
i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you , you sexy piece of ass
i wasn 't aware you had tumblr i 've just followed you
yeah , don 't underestimate the amount of shit people will do for free when they are zealous enough .
yeah , don 't underestimate the amount of bad people will do for free when they are zealous enough .
or just tell them to fuck off !
Or just tell them to leave.
far more surprising to me was the percentage of straight people who have admitted to having anal sex .
far more surprising to me was the percentage of straight people who have admitted to having anal sex .
y the fk they sent people living in the west to work east .
Why did they sent people living in the West to work east?
it 's ironic that half you fucks cared more about the dam dentist who shot the lion .
It's ironic that half of you cared more about the dentist who shot the lion
that shit was funny to me ! ! & you stay wearin tank tops & shorts ! lls
This was fun for me! ! And you stay wearing tank tops and shorts!
don 't fucking mention me in ur tweets bitch
Don't mention me in you tweets
why the fuck are a lot of these comments defending this guy ?
Why are there a lot of these comments defending this guy?
i kno trust me i 'll neva 97 get that shit
i know trust me i'll never get this
thatss why i havent been releasing alotta shit
That’s why I haven’t been releasing a lot
u see me mad right n just fuckin talkin like really fuckin talkin
u see me mad right n just want talkin like really was talkin
so you uninstalled a camera that 's installed in your computer now how 'd you manage that shit
So you uninstall a camera that's installed in your computer now how did you manage that
holy shit , how can you people be so dumb ?
How can people don't understand easy things like that?
i can 't see anything out of this damn hood though
i can't see anything out of this hood though
what the fuck is wrong with the da for accepting that plea deal ?
what is wrong with the da for accepting that plea deal ?
people are rude as shit .
People are rude
i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that shit isn 't real
i was going to watch never say never , but then i found out that thing isn 't real
imagine what those idiots will do when hes elected .
Imagine what those mans will do when hes elected
and shit , portugal is giving him a tough glare
And too bad, portugal is giving him a tough glare
good , dont let the door hit you in the butt as you leave this conversation mr .
good , dont let the door hit you as you leave this conversation mr
dont worry , you will get your pathetic criminal president and obama will simply commute her sentence .
dont worry , you will get your unsuitable president and obama will simply commute her sentence .
casualties would obviously be low but it 'd be scary as fuck .
Casualties would obviously be low but it'd be scary
let me find out ur cheating on me with a female .
let me find out that you're having an affair on me with a female .
i can careless bout some punk ass dollars
i can careless bout some dollars
this has gotten so ridiculous .
This is so inappropriate.
youre a troll trying to mimic someone elses account .
You are trying to mimic someone else account
it is the new normal and we are fucked .
I do not like the new normal.
i had a big ass vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers
i had a big vodka drink and then i came home to at least 58 beers
greece , on the other hand , will be fucked for the next couple of decades .
greece , on the other hand , will be destroyed for the next couple of decades .
get this shit right dav
Get this right dav
i had a good ass night
i had a good night
when dope is made legal afghanistan will be our opium - production bitch .
when dope is made legal afghanistan will be our opium - production.
never underestimate the staggering hypocrisy of liberals that is only exceeded by their shameless intellectual bankruptcy .
Never underestimate the hopocripy of liberals that is only exceeded by their intellectual bankruptcy
holy shit ! all we got as a cards sth was 53 % off at the team store
We got cards at 53% off
why the fuck does this interest the " world " ?
Why does this interest the "world" ?
but now that shit is illegal
but now that thing is illegal
what the fuck is wrong with kentucky ?
what is wrong with kentucky ?
dude he 's a fucking dumbass blind herpderp .
Bro, he doesn't understand anything.
slow lane move my truck like a five , if i get pulled over bitch im gon do time
Slow lane move my truck like a five, if I get pulled over I'm gonna do time
first off there is no concrete evidence that alexander liked it up the butt .
No evidence alexander liked it.
and i 'm tired as fuck
I am very tired
just now wakin up from my nap & & its still borin as fuck i shouldve stayed damn sleep hell
just now waking up from my nap and its really boring. I should have stayed asleep.
if i got a shit draw , i wouldn 't take it laying down either .
If I got a draw, I wouldn't stand it.
oh shit , i might try a rinse first .
i might try a rinse first.
kelly is a moron whos not only out of step with alaska but out of step with this century .
Kelly is out of step with Alaska as well as out of step with this century.
im nervous ass fuck tho .
I'm nervous
my job for the liberal party is to reply to the most ridiculous posts i can find online .
my job for the liberal party is to reply to the most absurd posts i can find online .
i thought she 'd bitch slap me to be honest .
I thought she will hit me t be honest
you miss my roscoe dick in your mouth !
You miss me
what fuck is wrong with you people ?
what is wrong with you people
it really is something that hinges close to idiotic showmanship .
it really is something thaf hinges close to showmanship .
who the fuck gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor ?
What kind of a person gets their wedding catered by a pizza parlor?.
things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 % of my shit .
things go south and in general , i 'm losing 20 % everithing.
took these ass holes this much to say something eh ?
took these people this much to say something eh?
this shit is like clockwork .
This is like clockwork
did you read the fucking title ? !
Did you read the title?!
cant wait for the usual idiots to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem .
Cant wait for them to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem.
the way the shit clings to the air ? .
The way it clings to the air.
lmao if it wasn 't a mission ill fuck wit it but thats dead i rather stay around my end
If it wasn't a mission, I'd flow with it but that's dangerous I'd rather stay around my end.
yea im tired as shit ready to leave asap
I am leaving as soon as possible because I feel tired.
they 'd probably fuck you up to before you got the station .
They'd probably attack you before you reach the station
stupid people who are smart enough to grasp that they arent particularly bright are tolerable .
Unintelligent people who are smart enough to grasp that they aren't particularly bright are tolerable
it 's good shit to know .
it's good to know
he fucking deleted me again ! i 'm fucking fuming !
He deleted me again! I’m fuming!
that is the most ignorant comment i have ever heard .
this is the most uninformed comment I have ever heard.
oh shit ! we freak when we run out in this house
we freak when we run out in this house
they 're kicking ass in two wars right now so probably .
They're fighting in two wars right now.
i need abreva lookin ass bitch !
I need abreva looking you, girl.
i 'm fucking glad everyone is so outraged by it .
I am glad that everyone is outraged by it
never buying their over priced shit ever again .
I will never buy their overpriced things again.
fuck your life ? ! im the one thats halfiing the calories !
I'm carrying half of the burden
means that a riot is the symptom of an issue , not the solution well go fucking figure .
Means that a riot is the symptom of an issue, not the solution will go figure
the miami relatives and little havana are crazy enough to do this .
the miami relatives and little havana can do this .
he was speeding through residential areas being reckless as fuck .
he was speeding through residential areas being reckless.
orh , then you shit uh ?
orh , then you ruined?
for every peice of shit that dies off , 61 more take thier place .
For every piece of that thing that dies off, 61 more take their place.
he caused half the shit that started wwii
He caused half the things that started wwii
donald , sit down and count your stock options , none of that playing foolish childrens games .
Donald, please sit down and count your stock carefully.
don 't fuckin melt today man
Don't melt today man
fucking hell ! i thought i was desperate
I though I was desperate.
fuck that , cash out and buy a fireproof safe .
cash out and buy a fireproof safe .
don 't think so ! should think about it , i 'm fucking excited for ataris d
Don't think so! Should think about it, I'm excited for ataris.
lol get fucking real dude .
Get real dude.
lol your welcome d when i get behind that wheel i just turn into a bad ass
lol your welcome d when i get behind that wheel i just turn into an aggressive person.
meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time shit jobs
meanwhile unemployment is at 21 % and people are happy working part time bad jobs
quit vandalizing the george bush page you stupid liberal .
quit vandalizing the george bush page
live - stream that shit too .
live stream that too
why do you love a draft dodging coward thst loves meat ?
why do you love a draft dodging person thst loves meat ?
gotta goto fucking church with my family
I got to go to church with my family
right ? in 16 years we will be bailing out a bankrupt nj , fuck !
Right? In 16 years we will be bailing out a bankrupt nj
will smash the shit out of a fly
Gonna smash out of a fly.
holy shit ! obama caused a revolution ?
Obama caused a revolution?