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yeah but california is full of retards and fuck - ups . | yeah but california is full of ups and downs. |
they got nose jobs & shit just for the show | They got nose jobs & just for the show |
the nsa shit aint obama 's fault | The nsa mistake ain't Obama's fault |
crawl back into your hole . | Leave! |
its about time with yo blue ass bahahaha | its about time with you |
they do the same shit as isis . | they do the same thing as isis . |
right - don 't shit yourselves thinking it 's later than what it is but | Right, don’t lose yourselves thinking it’s later than what it is. |
how the fuck am i going to survive my time ' till august . | How will I survive until August? |
shit might be unlimited but imma put a limit on ya ass . | This thing might be unltimited but I'm gonna put a limit on it for you. |
the people on this subreddit are full of shit too . | The people on this subreddit are not good too. |
* of course i don 't support fucking looting * . | Of course i don't support looting. |
but i 'd only be interested if you were sending actual shit . | but i 'd only be interested if you were sending actual thing |
not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out . | not everyone can or will be as dedicated, so chill out . |
u kno how it sneeks up on yo ass | You know how it sneeks up. |
what the fuck are lawns ? | What are lawns |
half the time it 's dumb ass kids doing it , just like in los angeles . | Half time it's the kids doing it, just like in los angeles. |
oh shit me either grandma of the goddess | Me either grandma of the goddess |
* what the flying arsing fuck ? | What the flying arsing? |
kinda but shit im ready for a relationship now ! | well im ready for a relationship now ! |
oh shit , better watch out for them awoiaf | Oh my god, it’s better to watch out for them. |
shit , i thought " throw away my vote " was a universally understood phrase . | i thought " throw away my vote " was a universally understood phrase . |
i was bout to say somrthing bout that , see everytime u talk shit about lebron the lakers lose | I was about to say something about that, see every time you talk bad about Lebron the Lakers lose. |
lol shit wasn 't hungry till you said something | I wasn't hungry until you said something |
no fuck to the houthis as well ? | no to the houthis as well |
dont listen to this troll . | dont listen to this person |
- i was qone delete this shit , i hustled too hard . | - i was going to delete this , i hustled too hard . |
i 'm sick , but it 's alot of shit too lol | I'm tired but this is a lot of work |
sullivans junior high retort is so do they idiotic statements unworthy of any government employee . | sullivans junior high retort is so do they are not intelligent statements unworthy of any government employee . |
one minute im happy , the next im pissed ! wtf , my bipolar ass ! lol | I think I'm having bipolar disorder. |
skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck . | Skyrim sellswords are so loyal |
even though 65 % of the world wouldn 't give a shit . | even though 65 % of the world wouldn't care . |
the grainy photos they release to the public are not the ones they use to find these idiots . | the grainy photos they release to the public are not the ones they use to find them . |
this new picture of the undertaker in the ring sucks . | This new picture of the undertaker in the rings lacks impact |
fucking tragic all around , because of the idiot daughter 's lie . | tragic all around , because of the daughter 's lie . |
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit . | think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and. |
dont worry , joe horn is on my shit list too | dont worry , joe horn is on my list too |
is the saying " shit rolls down hill " only used in the us ? | is the saying " things rolls down hill " only used in the us ? |
basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally fucked . | Basically, the Jury and the voting process are biased |
the task forces recommendations are stupid . | The task forces recommendations are not nice. |
u know it i don 't jus wake up and talk shit to people lol | I don't wake and talk unsuitable things to people. |
it 's fuck , slow class lol | it 's slow class lol |
i mean in usa the shit got so chaotic lately . | i mean in usa it got so chaotic lately . |
go suck his dick some more . | go and have another try again |
maybe then we can get shit done | may be then we can get it done |
but dat nigga ain 't got no swag | but that guy is just simple |
once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over . | Once the fires start up, the time for talking about stuff is over |
you voted for that moron , trumpski . | You voted for Trumpski. |
hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me ! | Hey! Stop stalking me! |
where the fuck is angry superman ? | Where is Superman? |
mantashe is a disgusting bladder of toxic gas . | mantashe is a disgusting bladder of toxic gas . |
it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now . | It doesn't, it just means they can't do anything about it now. |
? that 's a shit thing to do . | that 's a bad thing to do . |
wikipedia friends family and bastards . | wikipedia friends family |
it 's fucked up when montana is the voice of reason | it 's not working when montana is the voice of reason |
wanna play with me bitch ! ! ! ! ! * kevin hart voice * | Do you want to play with me! *Kevin Hart voice* |
pussys i tell ya ! they don 't have your back maaan | They are not brave. They don't have your back. |
my point was that they don 't give a fuck about what the world thinks about them . | My point is they don't really care about what the world thinks about them |
no fucks were given by this one resources3 | no one cared about that one resources |
lip rings are so trashy | lip rings are so bad |
you gotta admit that was fuckin hilarious though ! | you gotta admit that was hilarious though! |
and this is why turkey doesn 't give a fuck about your ideas . | This is why Turkey don’t care about your ideas |
not disrespectful at all the other bitch shoulda played her cards right | not disrespectful at all the other one shoulda played her cards right |
* sigh * my fuck buddy is catchin feelings | I am catchin feelings |
i don 't fucking buy it . | I don't buy the idea. |
fucking grey too ! wtf ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! ! | Grey too! The beard is on its way too! |
just heard a snippet of beyonce " girls who run the world " that shit is hoooooot ! | Just heard a snippet of beyonce "girls who run the world" that is on fire! |
you did that just to be a smart ass | you did that just to be a smart |
lol bro chill nigga that person was talking shit if yu forgot | chill bro, that person was talking bad if you forgot |
i didnt even know quinton had a cinema fucking film was awful tho nothing on the hangovers | Didn't even know quinton had a film was awful tho nothing compared to the hangovers |
omfg downtown stlouis was actually poppin last night ! i was so gone tho , everclear kicked my ass ! | Oh my God downtown St. Louis was actually crowed last night! I was so gone |
fuck man you been watching fox since birth ? | are you telling me that you keep watching fox since all that long? |
this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save his own ass . | This is just a statement in my mind of someone trying to protect themselves. |
hardliners are fucking imploding right now , i guess . | Hardliners are imploding right now, I guess |
lmao if the lakers win this shit imma wear my 64 throwback for a week fail but idgaf | lmao if the lakers win this imma wear my 64 throwback for a week fail but I don't care |
fuck wrong with her ton lol | What wrong with her tone? |
africa was in the modern world during apartheid , as fucked as that is . | Africa was in the modern world during apartheid, as bad as that is. |
i 'm fucking down ! ! d 29 bucks a gram b | i 'm down ! ! d 29 bucks a gram b |
unless you have money voting won 't do shit for you . | unless you have money voting won 't do anything for you . |
how the fuck do you define an ally ? | how do you define an ally ? |
shit i been aight i guess hbu | I guess i am alright, how about you? |
fuck yea i did , shit is better then both games combined | Yes I already tested, it's really awesome like combined two game |
i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to fucking murdoch 's bullshit " news " | i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to murdoch 's " news " |
that shit is very normal ! | that is very normal! |
losing him to a twitter hoe would be a bitch | losing him to a twitter hoe would be a bad |
i 'm taking this shit to court . | i 'm taking this to court . |
how d fuck u only dm him | how d come u only dm him |
now they have exclusive access to a captive market and are trying to gouge the shit out of it . | Now they have exclusive access to a captive market and are trying to gouge the things out of it. |
we don 't fucking live in africa dude . | we don 't live in africa dude . |
rt what the fuck seabrook ? take some smelling salts ! | What seabrook? Take some smelling salts |
my dad just came in and told me to turn my fucking music down cause hes going bed | My dad just came in and told me to turn my music down because he’s going to bed |
wooohoo ! ! have fun fucking ryan ! don 't make too much mess ! xx | wooohoo ! ! have fun ryan ! don 't make too much mess ! xx |
bitch that they not there to raise their kids . | They are not there to raise their kids. |
i bet he is one of those idiots that come from the bottom of the gene pool . | I bet he his one if those people that came from the bottom of the gene pool. |
damn , he was back home and should have stayed there . | damn , he was back home and should have stayed there . |
well ain 't that some shit | Well ain’t that some mess |
don 't miss it ! the justin bieber iq challenge quiz , that 's fucking awesome | don 't miss it ! the justin bieber iq challenge quiz , that 's awesome |
holy shit you see his girlfriend ? | You see his girlfriend? |
stop being such insufferable jackasses . | Don't be like unbearable human beings anymore. |
jon mcain is full of shit . | John mcain is bad. |
the fucking title of the article that gas prices have been dropping ? ? ? | the title of the article that gas prices have been dropping ? ? ? |
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