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yeah but california is full of retards and fuck - ups .
yeah but california is full of ups and downs.
they got nose jobs & shit just for the show
They got nose jobs & just for the show
the nsa shit aint obama 's fault
The nsa mistake ain't Obama's fault
crawl back into your hole .
Leave!
its about time with yo blue ass bahahaha
its about time with you
they do the same shit as isis .
they do the same thing as isis .
right - don 't shit yourselves thinking it 's later than what it is but
Right, don’t lose yourselves thinking it’s later than what it is.
how the fuck am i going to survive my time ' till august .
How will I survive until August?
shit might be unlimited but imma put a limit on ya ass .
This thing might be unltimited but I'm gonna put a limit on it for you.
the people on this subreddit are full of shit too .
The people on this subreddit are not good too.
* of course i don 't support fucking looting * .
Of course i don't support looting.
but i 'd only be interested if you were sending actual shit .
but i 'd only be interested if you were sending actual thing
not everyone can or will be as dedicated to your fucking shit as you are , so chill out .
not everyone can or will be as dedicated, so chill out .
u kno how it sneeks up on yo ass
You know how it sneeks up.
what the fuck are lawns ?
What are lawns
half the time it 's dumb ass kids doing it , just like in los angeles .
Half time it's the kids doing it, just like in los angeles.
oh shit me either grandma of the goddess
Me either grandma of the goddess
* what the flying arsing fuck ?
What the flying arsing?
kinda but shit im ready for a relationship now !
well im ready for a relationship now !
oh shit , better watch out for them awoiaf
Oh my god, it’s better to watch out for them.
shit , i thought " throw away my vote " was a universally understood phrase .
i thought " throw away my vote " was a universally understood phrase .
i was bout to say somrthing bout that , see everytime u talk shit about lebron the lakers lose
I was about to say something about that, see every time you talk bad about Lebron the Lakers lose.
lol shit wasn 't hungry till you said something
I wasn't hungry until you said something
no fuck to the houthis as well ?
no to the houthis as well
dont listen to this troll .
dont listen to this person
- i was qone delete this shit , i hustled too hard .
- i was going to delete this , i hustled too hard .
i 'm sick , but it 's alot of shit too lol
I'm tired but this is a lot of work
sullivans junior high retort is so do they idiotic statements unworthy of any government employee .
sullivans junior high retort is so do they are not intelligent statements unworthy of any government employee .
one minute im happy , the next im pissed ! wtf , my bipolar ass ! lol
I think I'm having bipolar disorder.
skyrim sellswords are loyal as fuck .
Skyrim sellswords are so loyal
even though 65 % of the world wouldn 't give a shit .
even though 65 % of the world wouldn't care .
the grainy photos they release to the public are not the ones they use to find these idiots .
the grainy photos they release to the public are not the ones they use to find them .
this new picture of the undertaker in the ring sucks .
This new picture of the undertaker in the rings lacks impact
fucking tragic all around , because of the idiot daughter 's lie .
tragic all around , because of the daughter 's lie .
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and shit .
think about puppies and kittens and pretty little cakes and ribbons and.
dont worry , joe horn is on my shit list too
dont worry , joe horn is on my list too
is the saying " shit rolls down hill " only used in the us ?
is the saying " things rolls down hill " only used in the us ?
basically , the jury and the voting process are biased and totally fucked .
Basically, the Jury and the voting process are biased
the task forces recommendations are stupid .
The task forces recommendations are not nice.
u know it i don 't jus wake up and talk shit to people lol
I don't wake and talk unsuitable things to people.
it 's fuck , slow class lol
it 's slow class lol
i mean in usa the shit got so chaotic lately .
i mean in usa it got so chaotic lately .
go suck his dick some more .
go and have another try again
maybe then we can get shit done
may be then we can get it done
but dat nigga ain 't got no swag
but that guy is just simple
once the fires start up , the time for talking about shit 's over .
Once the fires start up, the time for talking about stuff is over
you voted for that moron , trumpski .
You voted for Trumpski.
hey fuck you ! and stop stalking me !
Hey! Stop stalking me!
where the fuck is angry superman ?
Where is Superman?
mantashe is a disgusting bladder of toxic gas .
mantashe is a disgusting bladder of toxic gas .
it doesn 't , it just means they can 't do shit about it now .
It doesn't, it just means they can't do anything about it now.
? that 's a shit thing to do .
that 's a bad thing to do .
wikipedia friends family and bastards .
wikipedia friends family
it 's fucked up when montana is the voice of reason
it 's not working when montana is the voice of reason
wanna play with me bitch ! ! ! ! ! * kevin hart voice *
Do you want to play with me! *Kevin Hart voice*
pussys i tell ya ! they don 't have your back maaan
They are not brave. They don't have your back.
my point was that they don 't give a fuck about what the world thinks about them .
My point is they don't really care about what the world thinks about them
no fucks were given by this one resources3
no one cared about that one resources
lip rings are so trashy
lip rings are so bad
you gotta admit that was fuckin hilarious though !
you gotta admit that was hilarious though!
and this is why turkey doesn 't give a fuck about your ideas .
This is why Turkey don’t care about your ideas
not disrespectful at all the other bitch shoulda played her cards right
not disrespectful at all the other one shoulda played her cards right
* sigh * my fuck buddy is catchin feelings
I am catchin feelings
i don 't fucking buy it .
I don't buy the idea.
fucking grey too ! wtf ! ! ! the beards on it 's way too ! !
Grey too! The beard is on its way too!
just heard a snippet of beyonce " girls who run the world " that shit is hoooooot !
Just heard a snippet of beyonce "girls who run the world" that is on fire!
you did that just to be a smart ass
you did that just to be a smart
lol bro chill nigga that person was talking shit if yu forgot
chill bro, that person was talking bad if you forgot
i didnt even know quinton had a cinema fucking film was awful tho nothing on the hangovers
Didn't even know quinton had a film was awful tho nothing compared to the hangovers
omfg downtown stlouis was actually poppin last night ! i was so gone tho , everclear kicked my ass !
Oh my God downtown St. Louis was actually crowed last night! I was so gone
fuck man you been watching fox since birth ?
are you telling me that you keep watching fox since all that long?
this is just an asinine statement in my mind of someone trying to save his own ass .
This is just a statement in my mind of someone trying to protect themselves.
hardliners are fucking imploding right now , i guess .
Hardliners are imploding right now, I guess
lmao if the lakers win this shit imma wear my 64 throwback for a week fail but idgaf
lmao if the lakers win this imma wear my 64 throwback for a week fail but I don't care
fuck wrong with her ton lol
What wrong with her tone?
africa was in the modern world during apartheid , as fucked as that is .
Africa was in the modern world during apartheid, as bad as that is.
i 'm fucking down ! ! d 29 bucks a gram b
i 'm down ! ! d 29 bucks a gram b
unless you have money voting won 't do shit for you .
unless you have money voting won 't do anything for you .
how the fuck do you define an ally ?
how do you define an ally ?
shit i been aight i guess hbu
I guess i am alright, how about you?
fuck yea i did , shit is better then both games combined
Yes I already tested, it's really awesome like combined two game
i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to fucking murdoch 's bullshit " news "
i have no trust in our populace , they still listen to murdoch 's " news "
that shit is very normal !
that is very normal!
losing him to a twitter hoe would be a bitch
losing him to a twitter hoe would be a bad
i 'm taking this shit to court .
i 'm taking this to court .
how d fuck u only dm him
how d come u only dm him
now they have exclusive access to a captive market and are trying to gouge the shit out of it .
Now they have exclusive access to a captive market and are trying to gouge the things out of it.
we don 't fucking live in africa dude .
we don 't live in africa dude .
rt what the fuck seabrook ? take some smelling salts !
What seabrook? Take some smelling salts
my dad just came in and told me to turn my fucking music down cause hes going bed
My dad just came in and told me to turn my music down because he’s going to bed
wooohoo ! ! have fun fucking ryan ! don 't make too much mess ! xx
wooohoo ! ! have fun ryan ! don 't make too much mess ! xx
bitch that they not there to raise their kids .
They are not there to raise their kids.
i bet he is one of those idiots that come from the bottom of the gene pool .
I bet he his one if those people that came from the bottom of the gene pool.
damn , he was back home and should have stayed there .
damn , he was back home and should have stayed there .
well ain 't that some shit
Well ain’t that some mess
don 't miss it ! the justin bieber iq challenge quiz , that 's fucking awesome
don 't miss it ! the justin bieber iq challenge quiz , that 's awesome
holy shit you see his girlfriend ?
You see his girlfriend?
stop being such insufferable jackasses .
Don't be like unbearable human beings anymore.
jon mcain is full of shit .
John mcain is bad.
the fucking title of the article that gas prices have been dropping ? ? ?
the title of the article that gas prices have been dropping ? ? ?