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and i 'm tired as fuck | And I’m really tired |
oh cause tk is your bitch ? get out of my mentions ! | oh cause tk is your person? get out of my mentions ! |
che finlay will orientate your ass ! | Finally will orientate you |
you are going to die no matter if you do drugs or not . | You going to die with or without drugs. |
com we are going to do fuck all . | Come we are going to do all. |
nah just fuck islam is good enough . | Nah just Islam is good enough |
ya damn right you have to ! ! ! ! teambreezy ! | ya right you have to ! ! ! ! teambreezy ! |
this clown is in way over his head and needs to go . | this person is way over his head and needs to retreat |
like y 'all was the only ppl i fucked with and then y 'all was gone smh | like y 'all was the only ppl i enjoy with and then y 'all was gone smh |
s edit added s because some people here are dumb as fuck . | S edit added s because some people here don't understand. |
it 's still a shit hole for a vast majority of people over there . | It is still bad for many people over there. |
if they are idiots what i can do ? | If they are wrong about it what can i do? |
get yall asses up off that damn floor | get up off that floor |
who the fuck cares asshole ? | Who cares? |
plus u were rude as fuck to me on your damn birthday - _ - the fuck . | You were not in a good mood on your birthday. |
a proven racist and misogynist that now will be on the payroll of the taxpayers of alberta . | The unsuitable individual that now will be now on the payroll of the taxpayers of Alberta. |
shit , where are you from ? | where are you from? |
thanks to the fuck ton of rain we got . | We got so much rain |
but all the same , it 's shit . | All is wrong. |
they aren 't happy about tony abbott pulling this shit . | They aren't happy about Tony Abbott pulling this stuff. |
yees ! but my fucking internet it 's not okay yet ! | yes ! but my internet it 's not okay yet |
thats why like flies attracted to garbage , i got barraged by trolls . | that is the reason like flies drawn to trash , I got bombarded by savages . |
please include all the crap the democrat party get away with as well . | Please include all the things the democrat party gets away with as well. |
i didnt vote for her because she is pure evil . | I didnt vote for her because I don't like her. |
but then shit was dead | but then it was dead |
just sits there like an ass . | Just sitting there |
edit who the fuck downvotes facts . | edit who in the world downvotes facts. |
besttttt you knowwwww ! i don do shit w | Best you know, I don't know anything. |
what a stupid rating system this site has . | What unsuitable rating system this site has. |
this piece of shit lied about saving his nephew and admitted it . | this man lied about saving his nephew and admitted it |
network has bin fucked all day | Network has been un availlable all day. |
i was such a bitch , please i 'm sorry | I was bad, please I'm sorry |
it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph . | It is even highlighted in the first paragraph. |
hahahah sorry that was just for that stupid bitch | hahahah sorry that was just for that woman |
and if so , then this is fucked - up . | And if so, then this is messed-up. |
your logic is absurd and petty . | your logic is not good. |
you 'll never catch me saying no sweet shit specially on twitter lol | You'll never catch me saying offensive words especially on Twitter lol |
you might even say he 's losing his shit . | you might even say he 's losing |
are we still allowed to say this is fucked up ? | Are we still allowed to say this has been degenerated ? |
yup im gona fkin miss u n callin u sugar batty n shit | I gonna miss you calling me sugar |
oh you didn 't know ! ! ! ! you ass betta calllll somebodyyyyy ! ! ! ! ! | oh you didn 't know ! ! ! ! you better call somebody! ! ! ! ! |
and then she says the most unbelievable statement in the history of political stupidity . | and then she says the most unbelievable statement in the history of the politic. |
it 's only the first day but i 'm just bored and the weathers shit haha | It's only the 1st day but I'm just bored and weather's bad |
they not online i tink we should bitch bout them | they are not online, i think we should talk to them about it. |
elle also kicks my ass at wwf . | Elle also beat me |
he could be some drunk jerk with a gun . | he could be drunk with a gun |
second , maybe if you douches would read the damn edit summaries , this wouldnt happen . | If you read the edit summaries, this wouldn't happen |
no , stop pulling us into this crap . | no , stop pulling us into this |
u funny as shit frm fb to this tom | You very funny frm fb to this tom |
how the fuck does anyone think abstinence education works still ? | How people still think abstinence education work still? |
many teachers just stop giving a fuck about much of anything once they get tenure . | many teachers just stop giving an interest about much of anything once they get tenure . |
i wasn 't talking about this fucking second settle down . | I wasn't talking about this second settle down |
about half a million people use this ip , you cant do fuck all . | about half a million people use this ip , you cant do it at all |
are you fucking kidding me ? | Are you kidding me? |
aint shit , i know all the ladies get the invites to ish that 's poppin | i know all the ladies get the invites to ish that 's poppin |
they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles and shit | They got the booths where you can sit and order bottles and stuff. |
from the start , let me state that i find the white supremacists repugnant . | From the start, let me state that I find the white supremacists disagreeable. |
the day i quit giving a fuck about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more . | the day i quit caring about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more . |
invite someone chill as shit with a whippp ? | Invite someone chill with a whippp? |
shit like this shouldn 't be happening in the 78 st century . | This shouldn't be happening in the 78th century. |
whatcha doing today you big fat curly headed fuck ? | whatcha doing today? |
youre the freak if someones sexual orientation seriously bugs you this much . | youre bad if someones sexual orientation seriously bugs you this much . |
i give up fuck you < 64 | I give up |
why doesn 't turkey do the fucking airstrikes ? | Why doesn't Turkey do the airstrikes? |
i do it the boring cunt way | I do it the boring way. |
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " fuck them | and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " |
dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post . | Now I have to actually read unecessary things to post. |
whyy bf put his partyy on fb , noow imaa haavee to whoop some ass tmrw | whyy bf put his party on fb, now imaa have to deal with this tmrw |
the truth hurts when you 're constantly trying to spin shit . | The truth hurts when you try to turn stuf around. |
they fired first because they were fucking surrounded by people who wanted them wiped off the planet | They fired first because they were surrounded by people who wanted them dead. |
fuck off mate you had your six bowls , now its my over . | get out mate you had your six bowls, now its my over. |
comcast obviously didn 't learn anything from the verizon fuck up . | Comcast obviously didn't learn anything from the Verizon mistake. |
lmfaooooooooooo this bitch ain 't fooling me . | You ain't fooling me. |
and russia is repeatedly smacking the ukraine with its dick | Russia is leading Ukraine to a bad situation |
brother he just got fucking problemss ughhh , he better get hip | brother he just got problemss ughhh , he better get hip |
ooo shit lmfaooo how is he | Oh how is he now |
water might make it slip off but not make it a bitch to burn | water might make it slip off but not make it to burn |
if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would fucking get the hell out immediately . | if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would get out immediately . |
just tell me how old u are you ass hole | Just tell me how old u are |
palestinians are treated like shit by many israelies . | Palestinians are treated very poorly by many Israelies |
who the fuck is jared ? " | Who is Jared? |
im war with ultrachristians ultraracist and other jerks , warn me for what ? contributions | m war with ultrachristians ultraracist and others, warn me for what ? contributions |
bitch , the beatles are my favorite band . | the beatles are my favorite band. |
but come 15 we 'll be back in the shit because nobody shows up for midterms . | But come 15 we'll be in trouble because nobody shows up for midterms. |
the clown prince is incompetent , as are his close advisors . | The prince lack the skills, as are his close advisors. |
lol im not dealin wit that shit | Im not dealing wit that |
fuck ever happened to marching ? | ever happened to marching ? |
why would you fucking do anything else ? | Why would you do anything else? |
fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them ! | Breasts are breasts just pay them |
he 's so far up the right - wing american ass , it 's frustrating . | he 's so far up the right - wing american , it 's frustrating |
cognitive disconnect is a feature , not a bug with these clowns . | cognitive disconnect is a feature , not a bug. |
is there anything the gwbush administration touched that they didn 't fuck up ? | is there anything the gwbush administration touched that they didn't screw up ? |
bitch , that ain 't a damn secret | that is not a secret |
" yay , we won ! ! ! oh shit . | Yay , we won!!! Oh my god. |
ya wikipedia sux ass they deleted my pic . | Wikipedia deleted my picture |
there was a time when it was considered fucking retarded to use your irl identity online . | there was a time when it was considered bad to use your irl identity online . |
they get a fucking pittance , just enough to survive . | they get little money, just enough to survive |
where the fuck did you get that from ? ? | where did you get that from ? ? |
yeah ? that sucks , mine is like watery and itchy and shit | Yeah? That's bad. Mine is like watery and itchy. |
chuckles let 's get ya some fuckin food then | Let's get some food then. |
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