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and i 'm tired as fuck
And I’m really tired
oh cause tk is your bitch ? get out of my mentions !
oh cause tk is your person? get out of my mentions !
che finlay will orientate your ass !
Finally will orientate you
you are going to die no matter if you do drugs or not .
You going to die with or without drugs.
com we are going to do fuck all .
Come we are going to do all.
nah just fuck islam is good enough .
Nah just Islam is good enough
ya damn right you have to ! ! ! ! teambreezy !
ya right you have to ! ! ! ! teambreezy !
this clown is in way over his head and needs to go .
this person is way over his head and needs to retreat
like y 'all was the only ppl i fucked with and then y 'all was gone smh
like y 'all was the only ppl i enjoy with and then y 'all was gone smh
s edit added s because some people here are dumb as fuck .
S edit added s because some people here don't understand.
it 's still a shit hole for a vast majority of people over there .
It is still bad for many people over there.
if they are idiots what i can do ?
If they are wrong about it what can i do?
get yall asses up off that damn floor
get up off that floor
who the fuck cares asshole ?
Who cares?
plus u were rude as fuck to me on your damn birthday - _ - the fuck .
You were not in a good mood on your birthday.
a proven racist and misogynist that now will be on the payroll of the taxpayers of alberta .
The unsuitable individual that now will be now on the payroll of the taxpayers of Alberta.
shit , where are you from ?
where are you from?
thanks to the fuck ton of rain we got .
We got so much rain
but all the same , it 's shit .
All is wrong.
they aren 't happy about tony abbott pulling this shit .
They aren't happy about Tony Abbott pulling this stuff.
yees ! but my fucking internet it 's not okay yet !
yes ! but my internet it 's not okay yet
thats why like flies attracted to garbage , i got barraged by trolls .
that is the reason like flies drawn to trash , I got bombarded by savages .
please include all the crap the democrat party get away with as well .
Please include all the things the democrat party gets away with as well.
i didnt vote for her because she is pure evil .
I didnt vote for her because I don't like her.
but then shit was dead
but then it was dead
just sits there like an ass .
Just sitting there
edit who the fuck downvotes facts .
edit who in the world downvotes facts.
besttttt you knowwwww ! i don do shit w
Best you know, I don't know anything.
what a stupid rating system this site has .
What unsuitable rating system this site has.
this piece of shit lied about saving his nephew and admitted it .
this man lied about saving his nephew and admitted it
network has bin fucked all day
Network has been un availlable all day.
i was such a bitch , please i 'm sorry
I was bad, please I'm sorry
it is even highlighted in the first fucking paragraph .
It is even highlighted in the first paragraph.
hahahah sorry that was just for that stupid bitch
hahahah sorry that was just for that woman
and if so , then this is fucked - up .
And if so, then this is messed-up.
your logic is absurd and petty .
your logic is not good.
you 'll never catch me saying no sweet shit specially on twitter lol
You'll never catch me saying offensive words especially on Twitter lol
you might even say he 's losing his shit .
you might even say he 's losing
are we still allowed to say this is fucked up ?
Are we still allowed to say this has been degenerated ?
yup im gona fkin miss u n callin u sugar batty n shit
I gonna miss you calling me sugar
oh you didn 't know ! ! ! ! you ass betta calllll somebodyyyyy ! ! ! ! !
oh you didn 't know ! ! ! ! you better call somebody! ! ! ! !
and then she says the most unbelievable statement in the history of political stupidity .
and then she says the most unbelievable statement in the history of the politic.
it 's only the first day but i 'm just bored and the weathers shit haha
It's only the 1st day but I'm just bored and weather's bad
they not online i tink we should bitch bout them
they are not online, i think we should talk to them about it.
elle also kicks my ass at wwf .
Elle also beat me
he could be some drunk jerk with a gun .
he could be drunk with a gun
second , maybe if you douches would read the damn edit summaries , this wouldnt happen .
If you read the edit summaries, this wouldn't happen
no , stop pulling us into this crap .
no , stop pulling us into this
u funny as shit frm fb to this tom
You very funny frm fb to this tom
how the fuck does anyone think abstinence education works still ?
How people still think abstinence education work still?
many teachers just stop giving a fuck about much of anything once they get tenure .
many teachers just stop giving an interest about much of anything once they get tenure .
i wasn 't talking about this fucking second settle down .
I wasn't talking about this second settle down
about half a million people use this ip , you cant do fuck all .
about half a million people use this ip , you cant do it at all
are you fucking kidding me ?
Are you kidding me?
aint shit , i know all the ladies get the invites to ish that 's poppin
i know all the ladies get the invites to ish that 's poppin
they got the booths where u can sit and order bottles and shit
They got the booths where you can sit and order bottles and stuff.
from the start , let me state that i find the white supremacists repugnant .
From the start, let me state that I find the white supremacists disagreeable.
the day i quit giving a fuck about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more .
the day i quit caring about my company 's problems , i 've been praised more .
invite someone chill as shit with a whippp ?
Invite someone chill with a whippp?
shit like this shouldn 't be happening in the 78 st century .
This shouldn't be happening in the 78th century.
whatcha doing today you big fat curly headed fuck ?
whatcha doing today?
youre the freak if someones sexual orientation seriously bugs you this much .
youre bad if someones sexual orientation seriously bugs you this much .
i give up fuck you < 64
I give up
why doesn 't turkey do the fucking airstrikes ?
Why doesn't Turkey do the airstrikes?
i do it the boring cunt way
I do it the boring way.
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis " fuck them
and now is removed for viewing i guess because they deem this article " opinion analysis "
dang , now i have to actually read silly crap to post .
Now I have to actually read unecessary things to post.
whyy bf put his partyy on fb , noow imaa haavee to whoop some ass tmrw
whyy bf put his party on fb, now imaa have to deal with this tmrw
the truth hurts when you 're constantly trying to spin shit .
The truth hurts when you try to turn stuf around.
they fired first because they were fucking surrounded by people who wanted them wiped off the planet
They fired first because they were surrounded by people who wanted them dead.
fuck off mate you had your six bowls , now its my over .
get out mate you had your six bowls, now its my over.
comcast obviously didn 't learn anything from the verizon fuck up .
Comcast obviously didn't learn anything from the Verizon mistake.
lmfaooooooooooo this bitch ain 't fooling me .
You ain't fooling me.
and russia is repeatedly smacking the ukraine with its dick
Russia is leading Ukraine to a bad situation
brother he just got fucking problemss ughhh , he better get hip
brother he just got problemss ughhh , he better get hip
ooo shit lmfaooo how is he
Oh how is he now
water might make it slip off but not make it a bitch to burn
water might make it slip off but not make it to burn
if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would fucking get the hell out immediately .
if i didnt have a job doing what i love , i would get out immediately .
just tell me how old u are you ass hole
Just tell me how old u are
palestinians are treated like shit by many israelies .
Palestinians are treated very poorly by many Israelies
who the fuck is jared ? "
Who is Jared?
im war with ultrachristians ultraracist and other jerks , warn me for what ? contributions
m war with ultrachristians ultraracist and others, warn me for what ? contributions
bitch , the beatles are my favorite band .
the beatles are my favorite band.
but come 15 we 'll be back in the shit because nobody shows up for midterms .
But come 15 we'll be in trouble because nobody shows up for midterms.
the clown prince is incompetent , as are his close advisors .
The prince lack the skills, as are his close advisors.
lol im not dealin wit that shit
Im not dealing wit that
fuck ever happened to marching ?
ever happened to marching ?
why would you fucking do anything else ?
Why would you do anything else?
fuck that boobs are the tits just pay them !
Breasts are breasts just pay them
he 's so far up the right - wing american ass , it 's frustrating .
he 's so far up the right - wing american , it 's frustrating
cognitive disconnect is a feature , not a bug with these clowns .
cognitive disconnect is a feature , not a bug.
is there anything the gwbush administration touched that they didn 't fuck up ?
is there anything the gwbush administration touched that they didn't screw up ?
bitch , that ain 't a damn secret
that is not a secret
" yay , we won ! ! ! oh shit .
Yay , we won!!! Oh my god.
ya wikipedia sux ass they deleted my pic .
Wikipedia deleted my picture
there was a time when it was considered fucking retarded to use your irl identity online .
there was a time when it was considered bad to use your irl identity online .
they get a fucking pittance , just enough to survive .
they get little money, just enough to survive
where the fuck did you get that from ? ?
where did you get that from ? ?
yeah ? that sucks , mine is like watery and itchy and shit
Yeah? That's bad. Mine is like watery and itchy.
chuckles let 's get ya some fuckin food then
Let's get some food then.