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why would you even say i 'm homophobic slut faced hoe bag
why would you even say im a homophobic man
i dont even have one , im proper fucked
i dont even have one , I'm done for!
nobody gives a fuck about your internet habits
nobody cares about your internet habits
we are done with the unamerican , disrespectful denver broncos !
We are done with them
i don 't care about the nsa and i do shit wrong all the time .
i don 't care about the nsa and i do wrong all the time .
fuck no ! now get to work you cunt !
Not at all! Now get back to work!
you serious right now cunt ?
Are you serious right now?
what the hell should i wear a fucking turtle neck ?
Why should I wear a turtle neck?
i got something you can drink - d " - - nasty ass
i got something you can drink
we should make it illegal to steal shit
we should make it illegal to steal
he 'll yea and ol girl farted on doom dick while he was dancing
The girl farted while he was dancing.
loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bitch
Looool !! That should be the new word ! Now I'm gonna be bad
awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower
awwwwwww rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower
she did not rob a bank stupid
She is not a thief
i don 't know bout you but that shit never work for me ! lol
I don't know about you but that never works for me! Lol
ugh stop talking man no one gives a shit about your awful craic , you bore me !
Stop talking man please . No one has interesting about you.
right , as if all other militaries are fucking angels from jesus
right , as if all other militaries are angels from jesus
i don 't know why people are fucking surprised .
I don't know why people are surprised.
we arent even on the same fucking continent .
we arent even on the same continent
you know damn well im not in school lol
You know well im not in school.
stop making ridiculous changes to the article you fool .
Don't make changes in article
glad i left this ass backwards state when i did .
Glad i left this backwards state when i did.
to como you said wow you love to show off your ignorance .
what you have just said show lack of information.
you tell them to kindly fuck off .
You tell them to go away
holy shit you are dumb as hell .
You don't truly understand.
it hurts how judgemental assholes view them , and no one gives a shit about that .
it hurts how judgemental view them , and no one gives attention about that .
hi everyone , i 'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches like fuck
Hi everyone, I'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches a lot.
shit it 's my rdo , no gym ! ! lol
It's my rdo, no gym!
yes , star wars legos are the shit .
yes , star wars legos are the worst .
both are braindead dreamers and spenders while the people of alaska are struggling to live .
Both are uninteligent dreamers and spenders while the people of alaska are struggling to live.
just a * liiiittle * more heat , and shit 's gonna pop off .
The matter is on the verge of exploding
its about fucking time a state does something about this issue .
A state needs to do something about this issue.
just give me the wig bitch
Just give me the wig.
but keep believing made up shit , idiot .
But keep believing made up stories.
but shit it gets old up here sometimes too .
But things get old up here sometimes too
in my house we refer to it as the " fucking mcas .
In my house we refer to it as the MCAS.
im more likely to switch back to conservative than vote for these clowns .
im more likely to switch back to conservative than vote for these mans.
oh , & julie caitlin brown is in the house finally getting this shit organized
Oh, and Julie Caitlin Brown is in the house finally getting it organized.
but i 'd only be interested if you were sending actual shit .
But I ' d only be interested if you were sending it
what the fuck ! she 's amazing haha ! me and rhys are going
What! She's amazing haha! Me and Rhys are going
i can 't fucking stand it
I cannot stand it
saddam gassed kids too , we didn 't do fuck all about it .
Saddam gasses kids too, we didn't do anything about it.
how do you come up with this shit lol ?
How do you come up with this thing lol?
unless they are mobile games because fuck mobile games .
unless they are mobile games because ignore mobile games .
what a load of patronising , prejudiced shit .
what a load of patronising , prejudiced thing.
a few people have blown their shit the hell up trying to make shatter .
a few people have messed up trying to make shatter .
you know damn well you are paraphrasing incorrectly .
you know well you are paraphrasing incorrectly .
i love sylvia she be my main bitch < 95
I love sylvia she be my only girl
bitch your lying ! ! ahhaha add me so i can deny ur ass ! ! hahahahhahah jk xd
your lying ! ! ahhaha add me so i can deny u ! ! hahahahhahah jk xd
migawd , the hypocrisy of liberals knows no bounds .
My god liberals point of view is not acceptable
meet me n da streets its goin down last ones standing baddest bitch wins da crown
Meet me n da streets ots going down last ones standing wins the crown
no just got back in shit box nc cuple hours ago
no just got back in trouble couple hours ago
who are these other terrorists threatening to fuck up your shit then ?
Who are these other terrorists that threatening your life?
it 's time we go in again and clean some shit off .
it 's time we go in again and clean some things off
tell him to shut his cunt mouth .
tell him to keep quite.
lol but shit who want it my nigga
Who wants it?
why would we even want to see his wedding ? i don 't give a fuck
Why would we even want to see his weeding? I dont care
it was a fuckin storm
It was a real storm.
the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself .
The cops where I live are so calm. I am not too worried about myself.
defense fucked up cause silva wasn 't playing .
defense failed cause silva wasnt playing
| u went shopping with you know who today for tools and shit ? wela u were busy ?
| u went shopping with you know who today for tools and shit ? wela u were busy
i 've finally fucking seen it all .
I have seen it at last.
not trying to be a dick , cause i agree with you .
not trying to be a bad guy, cause i agree with you .
i do agree with the judges decision even though this guy is a moron .
I do agree with the judge’s decision even though this guy is not intelligent.
nato isn 't gonna do shit if russia stops being nice .
nato isn 't gonna do something if russia stops being nice
here you are now trying to run your corrupt bullshit game on him some more .
here you are now trying to run your corrupt bad game on him some more
the fools running the city of eugene give fools a bad name .
The peole running the city of Eugene give a bad name
i 'm on chapter 7 of the first part cuz it was being an ass last night and yay d
i 'm on chapter 7 of the first part cuz it was being difficult last night and so on
that 's some seriously twisted fucking logic right there .
That's some strange logic right there.
if it doesn 't make sales go up , they don 't give a rats ass .
If it doesn't make sales go up, they don't care.
rt a nigga lets have a barbeque today
Lets have a barbeque today.
fuck if i know i just threw some letters up & it stuck
if i know i just threw some letters up & it stuck
the idiots driving massive suvs like race cars are not causing enough problems ?
The people driving massive SUVs like race cars are not causing enough problems?
making peace with a rattlesnake is stupid .
making peace with a rattlesnake is not reasonable
shit i just did my housing yesterday
I just did my housing yesterday.
mate we got no money aswell fuck
We have got no money
sometimes when i 'm in total silence my thoughts run wild and i think of some next shit \
Sometimes when I'm in total silence my thoughts run wild and I think of some things
it 's a popular vote and he can 't do shit if 32 percent vote for it .
it 's a popular vote and he can 't do a thing if 32 percent vote for it .
shit is crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't .
Is expensive depending on what you're talking about,
lol yeah because gas is cheap and shit
lol yeah because gas is cheap.
that shit went down and you should find out what ?
That thing went down and you should find out what?
be sure to keep your christian ass off the socialized roads and out from behind the socialized military .
Be sure to keep away from socialized military
it got cancelled because it was over budget and the schedule was already fucked up .
It got cancelled because it was over budget and the schedule was already messed up
wtf stop deleting my stuff !
stop deleting my stuff !
shit was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful .
Items was expensive there, but it was the cleanest and most beautiful place I’ve ever seen.
who the fuck uploads that to tumblr and expects nothing to happen ?
Who uploads that to Tumblr and expects nothing to happen?
no , you are a cunt .
No, you are bad.
he did terrible shit as well .
He did bad thing as well.
i hate reading this shit .
I don't like reading this things.
most of the people complaining obamacare fucked them , did not understand how terrible their plans were .
most of the people complaining obamacare did bad things to them , did not understand how terrible their plans were .
i found it ironic as fuck
i found it ironic
are you implying the cops are pussies - - thus they fired out of legitimate fear for their safety ?
Are you implying the cops are wuss- thus they fired out of legitimate fear for their safety?
what the fuck is going on with turkey ?
What is happening in Turkey?
it 's in the bloody original link you fucking troglodyte .
It is in the original link
and why the hell would anyone want to listen to this raving harpie ?
No one wants to listen to it
this shit it too hard .
this is so hard.
whts wrong wit ya big ass phne lml ! rt i jst tweeted the same thang bout 90 times
what’s wrong with you phone ! right i just tweeted the same thing about 90 times
go fuck yourself if you think flipping a burger should earn you more money than that .
go if you think flipping a burger should earn you more money than that .
fact this article is full of shit .
Fact is this article is meaningless
you know about santana - ai lool hes a fucking don
You know about santana - he's a bad guy.