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why would you even say i 'm homophobic slut faced hoe bag | why would you even say im a homophobic man |
i dont even have one , im proper fucked | i dont even have one , I'm done for! |
nobody gives a fuck about your internet habits | nobody cares about your internet habits |
we are done with the unamerican , disrespectful denver broncos ! | We are done with them |
i don 't care about the nsa and i do shit wrong all the time . | i don 't care about the nsa and i do wrong all the time . |
fuck no ! now get to work you cunt ! | Not at all! Now get back to work! |
you serious right now cunt ? | Are you serious right now? |
what the hell should i wear a fucking turtle neck ? | Why should I wear a turtle neck? |
i got something you can drink - d " - - nasty ass | i got something you can drink |
we should make it illegal to steal shit | we should make it illegal to steal |
he 'll yea and ol girl farted on doom dick while he was dancing | The girl farted while he was dancing. |
loooooool ! ! that should be the neww word ! now im gonna be a bitch | Looool !! That should be the new word ! Now I'm gonna be bad |
awwwwwww shit rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower | awwwwwww rt i got 2 followers hurry somebody get me another follower |
she did not rob a bank stupid | She is not a thief |
i don 't know bout you but that shit never work for me ! lol | I don't know about you but that never works for me! Lol |
ugh stop talking man no one gives a shit about your awful craic , you bore me ! | Stop talking man please . No one has interesting about you. |
right , as if all other militaries are fucking angels from jesus | right , as if all other militaries are angels from jesus |
i don 't know why people are fucking surprised . | I don't know why people are surprised. |
we arent even on the same fucking continent . | we arent even on the same continent |
you know damn well im not in school lol | You know well im not in school. |
stop making ridiculous changes to the article you fool . | Don't make changes in article |
glad i left this ass backwards state when i did . | Glad i left this backwards state when i did. |
to como you said wow you love to show off your ignorance . | what you have just said show lack of information. |
you tell them to kindly fuck off . | You tell them to go away |
holy shit you are dumb as hell . | You don't truly understand. |
it hurts how judgemental assholes view them , and no one gives a shit about that . | it hurts how judgemental view them , and no one gives attention about that . |
hi everyone , i 'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches like fuck | Hi everyone, I'm dyeing my hair right now and it itches a lot. |
shit it 's my rdo , no gym ! ! lol | It's my rdo, no gym! |
yes , star wars legos are the shit . | yes , star wars legos are the worst . |
both are braindead dreamers and spenders while the people of alaska are struggling to live . | Both are uninteligent dreamers and spenders while the people of alaska are struggling to live. |
just a * liiiittle * more heat , and shit 's gonna pop off . | The matter is on the verge of exploding |
its about fucking time a state does something about this issue . | A state needs to do something about this issue. |
just give me the wig bitch | Just give me the wig. |
but keep believing made up shit , idiot . | But keep believing made up stories. |
but shit it gets old up here sometimes too . | But things get old up here sometimes too |
in my house we refer to it as the " fucking mcas . | In my house we refer to it as the MCAS. |
im more likely to switch back to conservative than vote for these clowns . | im more likely to switch back to conservative than vote for these mans. |
oh , & julie caitlin brown is in the house finally getting this shit organized | Oh, and Julie Caitlin Brown is in the house finally getting it organized. |
but i 'd only be interested if you were sending actual shit . | But I ' d only be interested if you were sending it |
what the fuck ! she 's amazing haha ! me and rhys are going | What! She's amazing haha! Me and Rhys are going |
i can 't fucking stand it | I cannot stand it |
saddam gassed kids too , we didn 't do fuck all about it . | Saddam gasses kids too, we didn't do anything about it. |
how do you come up with this shit lol ? | How do you come up with this thing lol? |
unless they are mobile games because fuck mobile games . | unless they are mobile games because ignore mobile games . |
what a load of patronising , prejudiced shit . | what a load of patronising , prejudiced thing. |
a few people have blown their shit the hell up trying to make shatter . | a few people have messed up trying to make shatter . |
you know damn well you are paraphrasing incorrectly . | you know well you are paraphrasing incorrectly . |
i love sylvia she be my main bitch < 95 | I love sylvia she be my only girl |
bitch your lying ! ! ahhaha add me so i can deny ur ass ! ! hahahahhahah jk xd | your lying ! ! ahhaha add me so i can deny u ! ! hahahahhahah jk xd |
migawd , the hypocrisy of liberals knows no bounds . | My god liberals point of view is not acceptable |
meet me n da streets its goin down last ones standing baddest bitch wins da crown | Meet me n da streets ots going down last ones standing wins the crown |
no just got back in shit box nc cuple hours ago | no just got back in trouble couple hours ago |
who are these other terrorists threatening to fuck up your shit then ? | Who are these other terrorists that threatening your life? |
it 's time we go in again and clean some shit off . | it 's time we go in again and clean some things off |
tell him to shut his cunt mouth . | tell him to keep quite. |
lol but shit who want it my nigga | Who wants it? |
why would we even want to see his wedding ? i don 't give a fuck | Why would we even want to see his weeding?
I dont care |
it was a fuckin storm | It was a real storm. |
the cops where i live are chill as fuck i 'm not too worried about myself . | The cops where I live are so calm. I am not too worried about myself. |
defense fucked up cause silva wasn 't playing . | defense failed cause silva wasnt playing |
| u went shopping with you know who today for tools and shit ? wela u were busy ? | | u went shopping with you know who today for tools and shit ? wela u were busy |
i 've finally fucking seen it all . | I have seen it at last. |
not trying to be a dick , cause i agree with you . | not trying to be a bad guy, cause i agree with you . |
i do agree with the judges decision even though this guy is a moron . | I do agree with the judge’s decision even though this guy is not intelligent. |
nato isn 't gonna do shit if russia stops being nice . | nato isn 't gonna do something if russia stops being nice |
here you are now trying to run your corrupt bullshit game on him some more . | here you are now trying to run your corrupt bad game on him some more |
the fools running the city of eugene give fools a bad name . | The peole running the city of Eugene give a bad name |
i 'm on chapter 7 of the first part cuz it was being an ass last night and yay d | i 'm on chapter 7 of the first part cuz it was being difficult last night and so on |
that 's some seriously twisted fucking logic right there . | That's some strange logic right there. |
if it doesn 't make sales go up , they don 't give a rats ass . | If it doesn't make sales go up, they don't care. |
rt a nigga lets have a barbeque today | Lets have a barbeque today. |
fuck if i know i just threw some letters up & it stuck | if i know i just threw some letters up & it stuck |
the idiots driving massive suvs like race cars are not causing enough problems ? | The people driving massive SUVs like race cars are not causing enough problems? |
making peace with a rattlesnake is stupid . | making peace with a rattlesnake is not reasonable |
shit i just did my housing yesterday | I just did my housing yesterday. |
mate we got no money aswell fuck | We have got no money |
sometimes when i 'm in total silence my thoughts run wild and i think of some next shit \ | Sometimes when I'm in total silence my thoughts run wild and I think of some things |
it 's a popular vote and he can 't do shit if 32 percent vote for it . | it 's a popular vote and he can 't do a thing if 32 percent vote for it . |
shit is crazy expensive depending on what you 're talking about , it is and it isn 't . | Is expensive depending on what you're talking about, |
lol yeah because gas is cheap and shit | lol yeah because gas is cheap. |
that shit went down and you should find out what ? | That thing went down and you should find out what? |
be sure to keep your christian ass off the socialized roads and out from behind the socialized military . | Be sure to keep away from socialized military |
it got cancelled because it was over budget and the schedule was already fucked up . | It got cancelled because it was over budget and the schedule was already messed up |
wtf stop deleting my stuff ! | stop deleting my stuff ! |
shit was really expensive there , but it was the cleanest place i 've ever been ad beautiful . | Items was expensive there, but it was the cleanest and most beautiful place I’ve ever seen. |
who the fuck uploads that to tumblr and expects nothing to happen ? | Who uploads that to Tumblr and expects nothing to happen? |
no , you are a cunt . | No, you are bad. |
he did terrible shit as well . | He did bad thing as well. |
i hate reading this shit . | I don't like reading this things. |
most of the people complaining obamacare fucked them , did not understand how terrible their plans were . | most of the people complaining obamacare did bad things to them , did not understand how terrible their plans were . |
i found it ironic as fuck | i found it ironic |
are you implying the cops are pussies - - thus they fired out of legitimate fear for their safety ? | Are you implying the cops are wuss- thus they fired out of legitimate fear for their safety? |
what the fuck is going on with turkey ? | What is happening in Turkey? |
it 's in the bloody original link you fucking troglodyte . | It is in the original link |
and why the hell would anyone want to listen to this raving harpie ? | No one wants to listen to it |
this shit it too hard . | this is so hard. |
whts wrong wit ya big ass phne lml ! rt i jst tweeted the same thang bout 90 times | what’s wrong with you phone ! right i just tweeted the same thing about 90 times |
go fuck yourself if you think flipping a burger should earn you more money than that . | go if you think flipping a burger should earn you more money than that . |
fact this article is full of shit . | Fact is this article is meaningless |
you know about santana - ai lool hes a fucking don | You know about santana - he's a bad guy. |
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