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and he was talking shit about duct tape saying they wont do shit | and he was talking bad things about duct tape sating it won’t do anything |
where the fuck did those pictures come from is the real question . | where those pictures come from is the real question . |
damn those young mothers driving their children to daycare through the snow drifts . | those young mothers driving their children to daycare through the snow drifts. |
that would be cool and you have to go to paris ! i miss this fucking city lol | That is indeed cool as you can visit Paris. I really miss that city. |
man , what a shitty excuse for journalism . | man , what a nonsense excuse for journalism . |
ummmm ? wash that shit and flat iron it then ! | Please, wash the clothes and flat iron it after. |
what are they , fucking high ? | Are they high? |
you 're exactly what 's fucked up about our politics | you 're exactly what 's wrong about our politics |
or someone will eventually be deep in their shit ? ie prison | or someone will eventually be deep in their thing? ie prison |
you definitely can get herpes viral infection from a blob job or by a mosul sucking your dick . | You definitely can get herpes viral infection from an oral sex. |
yes , i do , but i 'm not off fucking some other girl , either . | yes , i do , but i 'm not off some other girl , either . |
gotta go do hw and shit - | I got to go. |
now i feel like an ass | now i feel like worthless |
this pathetic motorist chose to not do so , for some as yet unrevealed reason . | He chose not to do anything for some unknown reasons |
why the fuck was he even armed in the first place ? | Why was he even armed in the first place? |
apparently my ipod likes me rting random shit | Apparently my ipod likes me rating random things |
get your shit together , us . | get your act together, US. |
what ? ? ! ! ! ! tracey is getting out of jail ? ? ? ? fuck me | What? Is tracy getting out of jail? |
ok thats was some nasty shit | Ok thats was bad |
wait , fuck off , or get it from somewhere else ! | wait go away or get it from somewhere else |
there are ways to prevent spousal abuse , and those ways don 't include a fucking whip . | there are ways to prevent spousal abuse , and those ways don 't include a whip . |
i 'm really interested in how you justify supporting the constant shit republicans keep spewing . | I'm really interested in how you justify supporting the constant republicans keep spewing |
swag elevated x 64 since them old ass pics | swag elevated x 64 since them old pics |
that kind of fucking langauge offends me ! | That kind of language offends me! |
have no idea what the fuck i ate | have no idea what i ate |
this plan is idiotic and fiscally irresponsible . | This plan is not well defined and fiscally not responsible. |
that shit iz too livee | that iz too livee |
you say h erbs , we say herbs , because there 's a fucking h in it | you say h erbs , we say herbs , because there 's a h in it |
it may be a shit post , but so is yours . | it may be a bad post , but so is yours . |
mook shitted outside instead of in the floor yaaay | mook pooped outside instead of in the floor yaaay |
canada has disgraced itself as a pathetic joke among our allies . | canada has disgraced itself among our allies |
bottom line im jewish and i dont appreciate the dumb jew comment . | bottom line am jewish and i dont appreciate the jew comment |
it 's " throw " & lmfao i fucking hate you | It is "throw" & i hate you. |
fuck it let 's get some ! | Let s get some |
lol u g h ! ! ! i 'm 55 damn sleepy | I am so sleepy. |
u need a lot ! ! shit u wouldn 't | U need a lot sheesh u wouldnt |
looool kyian you cunt , its not moist tho its the truth | It's not moist tho, it's the truth |
( imho term limits would help a bunch to avoid this kind of garbage from congress . | (imho term limits would help a group to avoid this kind of people from Congress. |
because it hurt like a bitch | because it hurt a lot |
i 'd like to see them try that shit with russia | I would like to see them trying the same thing with Russia. |
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ? | dissole police unions ! if walmarr workers can't unionize , why can police ? |
this whole planet is fucked . | this whole planet is doomed |
fucking internet > e i am not happy . | This internet> e i am not happy |
holy shit , that 's a slogan for the era . | Wow, that's a slogan for the era. |
how about not showing up when aliens were fucking up new york | How about not showing up when foreigners were disturbing New York. |
you never been on the damn bus , tlk em 10 : 01 : 59 , 87 | you never been on the bus , tlk em 10 : 01 : 59 , 87 |
it say sum shit bout damagin property or sum shit he out now doe | It tells about damaging property and his further strategy. |
btw germans in germany show up to these events in clown costumes and ridicule them . | Germans participate in these events with costumes |
where the fuck do you think you are ? | Where do you think you are ? |
i 'm telling you shit too tough | I’m telling you something too tough. |
it also didn 't do shit for my joint pain . | I didn't work on my joint pain |
generous seperation packages my ass ! | This is not Generous separation packages! |
u better follow me back for i swag ya ass and not in a good way | U better follow me back or i get angry at you. |
org and no one seems to care about that , but this is huge huge fucking news | org and no one seems to care about that, but this is huge huge news |
he didn 't build the fucking clock . | He didn't build the clock |
i am part native and white so stupid white and native human . | I belong to two different races and both are same in my point of view |
shit chillen fresh out the shower | Chillen fresh out the shower |
stay the fuck out of the middle east . | Stay out of middle East. |
is it to show us just how ignorant some of hrc supporters are ? | The hrc supporters are not aware of their situation |
modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one ! | Modern typography is not good, breaking the bank with this one. |
if there was enough oil for america to get involved you would bitch about that too . | if there was enough oil for america to get involved you would shame about that too. |
seems that people are implying that because china is more fucked up then we aren 't | seems that people are implying that because china is more complicated then we aren't |
da zoo smell like ass . | the zoo smell bad. |
lol that old man was funny as hell too i 'll beat both of ya ass like ya stole somthin | The old man was funny too I'll beat both of you like you stole something. |
i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , fuck head . | i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , |
you gotta inject that shit . | Inject that |
* * they hit the fucking pentagon | they hit the pentagon |
they stopped inviting him back to the debates when he was doing this shit in 58 . | They stopped inviting him back to the debates when was doing this kind of thing in 58. |
the most fucked up part ? | What is the weakest part? |
it would be nice if the police would cite these idiots before they caused damage to property or others . | It would be good if the police would quote these wrong person's before causing damage to property or others. |
nigga i anit get bitched i just didn 't wanna hear all dat bullshit wit me in ur lil situation | i just didn't wanna hear all that saying with me in your little situation. |
sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you jackasses have alienated . | Sure I'm just one person, one person from many whom you have alienated |
and shit , do you have a cold bro ? | Do you have a cold, bro? |
lmao cause you probably was on that 56 shit lol | loool cause you probably was on that 56 thing |
i went last week and seen transformers , was fucking shite xx | i went last week and seen transformers , was boring |
lets be realistic here , the first meeting isnt near as important as trump finding out jrs an idiot . | lets be realistic here , the first meeting isnt near as important as trump finding out jrs is not suitable |
lol usually i don 't give a fuck but this time i got soft lol | Usually, I don't care but I got soft this time. |
" our government 's so fucked up letting these people run our country ! " " did you vote ? | our government is so wrong letting these people run our country |
of course i freak out when he 's talking about shit like this - | of course i freak out when he's talking about things liks this |
well shit boo don 't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland " | well boo don 't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland |
ill see what i can du but with that shit on yo background bro idk | I will see what i can do but since you do not have a clear background i dont know |
no shit ! this is beyond ridiculous | This is unacceptable |
it 's a fucking date ! love you and goodnight gorgeous d < 16 | It's a date! Love you and goodnight gorgeous d<16 |
that shit could come in handy lmaoo | Thay thing could come in handy. |
haha , trump , were laughing at you and your stupidity . | haha , trump , were laughing at you |
i saw the interest rate and about shit myself . | I saw the interest rate and I was so shocked. |
im boutta start buyin all old shit | I want to start buying all old shirts |
this new shit on cabin fever sounds like the old wiz | this new cabin fever sounds like the old wiz |
i just hope i don 't make an ass out of myself . | I just hope I don't make a mistake out of myself |
the second is also untrue to the point of idiocy . | The second is also untrue. |
we all fucking know it . | We all know it |
i kno right i would to see ya lil ass poppin in the club lmao | I knw right i would to see ya in the club lmao |
what the hell is a liberal or conservative to you ? | what is a liberal or conservative to you |
lmao im taking my ass to bed . | I am going to bed |
what the fuck are you gonna do about it ? " | What are you going to do about it |
better stop that shit before i have to start reciprocating all over the place | You better stop it before i have to start reciprocating all over the place |
cant wait for the usual idiots to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem . | can’t wait for them to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem |
always subtweetin each other bitch noone fuckin cares abt your problems | always subtweeting each other. no one cares about your problems |
and i spelled it right deformed dick brain | I spelled it right |
too latee , my mom fucking slapped me twice for talking back to him \ | too latee , my mom slapped me twice for talking back to him \ |
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