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and he was talking shit about duct tape saying they wont do shit
and he was talking bad things about duct tape sating it won’t do anything
where the fuck did those pictures come from is the real question .
where those pictures come from is the real question .
damn those young mothers driving their children to daycare through the snow drifts .
those young mothers driving their children to daycare through the snow drifts.
that would be cool and you have to go to paris ! i miss this fucking city lol
That is indeed cool as you can visit Paris. I really miss that city.
man , what a shitty excuse for journalism .
man , what a nonsense excuse for journalism .
ummmm ? wash that shit and flat iron it then !
Please, wash the clothes and flat iron it after.
what are they , fucking high ?
Are they high?
you 're exactly what 's fucked up about our politics
you 're exactly what 's wrong about our politics
or someone will eventually be deep in their shit ? ie prison
or someone will eventually be deep in their thing? ie prison
you definitely can get herpes viral infection from a blob job or by a mosul sucking your dick .
You definitely can get herpes viral infection from an oral sex.
yes , i do , but i 'm not off fucking some other girl , either .
yes , i do , but i 'm not off some other girl , either .
gotta go do hw and shit -
I got to go.
now i feel like an ass
now i feel like worthless
this pathetic motorist chose to not do so , for some as yet unrevealed reason .
He chose not to do anything for some unknown reasons
why the fuck was he even armed in the first place ?
Why was he even armed in the first place?
apparently my ipod likes me rting random shit
Apparently my ipod likes me rating random things
get your shit together , us .
get your act together, US.
what ? ? ! ! ! ! tracey is getting out of jail ? ? ? ? fuck me
What? Is tracy getting out of jail?
ok thats was some nasty shit
Ok thats was bad
wait , fuck off , or get it from somewhere else !
wait go away or get it from somewhere else
there are ways to prevent spousal abuse , and those ways don 't include a fucking whip .
there are ways to prevent spousal abuse , and those ways don 't include a whip .
i 'm really interested in how you justify supporting the constant shit republicans keep spewing .
I'm really interested in how you justify supporting the constant republicans keep spewing
swag elevated x 64 since them old ass pics
swag elevated x 64 since them old pics
that kind of fucking langauge offends me !
That kind of language offends me!
have no idea what the fuck i ate
have no idea what i ate
this plan is idiotic and fiscally irresponsible .
This plan is not well defined and fiscally not responsible.
that shit iz too livee
that iz too livee
you say h erbs , we say herbs , because there 's a fucking h in it
you say h erbs , we say herbs , because there 's a h in it
it may be a shit post , but so is yours .
it may be a bad post , but so is yours .
mook shitted outside instead of in the floor yaaay
mook pooped outside instead of in the floor yaaay
canada has disgraced itself as a pathetic joke among our allies .
canada has disgraced itself among our allies
bottom line im jewish and i dont appreciate the dumb jew comment .
bottom line am jewish and i dont appreciate the jew comment
it 's " throw " & lmfao i fucking hate you
It is "throw" & i hate you.
fuck it let 's get some !
Let s get some
lol u g h ! ! ! i 'm 55 damn sleepy
I am so sleepy.
u need a lot ! ! shit u wouldn 't
U need a lot sheesh u wouldnt
looool kyian you cunt , its not moist tho its the truth
It's not moist tho, it's the truth
( imho term limits would help a bunch to avoid this kind of garbage from congress .
(imho term limits would help a group to avoid this kind of people from Congress.
because it hurt like a bitch
because it hurt a lot
i 'd like to see them try that shit with russia
I would like to see them trying the same thing with Russia.
dissolve police unions ! if walmart workers can 't unionize , why the fuck can police ?
dissole police unions ! if walmarr workers can't unionize , why can police ?
this whole planet is fucked .
this whole planet is doomed
fucking internet > e i am not happy .
This internet> e i am not happy
holy shit , that 's a slogan for the era .
Wow, that's a slogan for the era.
how about not showing up when aliens were fucking up new york
How about not showing up when foreigners were disturbing New York.
you never been on the damn bus , tlk em 10 : 01 : 59 , 87
you never been on the bus , tlk em 10 : 01 : 59 , 87
it say sum shit bout damagin property or sum shit he out now doe
It tells about damaging property and his further strategy.
btw germans in germany show up to these events in clown costumes and ridicule them .
Germans participate in these events with costumes
where the fuck do you think you are ?
Where do you think you are ?
i 'm telling you shit too tough
I’m telling you something too tough.
it also didn 't do shit for my joint pain .
I didn't work on my joint pain
generous seperation packages my ass !
This is not Generous separation packages!
u better follow me back for i swag ya ass and not in a good way
U better follow me back or i get angry at you.
org and no one seems to care about that , but this is huge huge fucking news
org and no one seems to care about that, but this is huge huge news
he didn 't build the fucking clock .
He didn't build the clock
i am part native and white so stupid white and native human .
I belong to two different races and both are same in my point of view
shit chillen fresh out the shower
Chillen fresh out the shower
stay the fuck out of the middle east .
Stay out of middle East.
is it to show us just how ignorant some of hrc supporters are ?
The hrc supporters are not aware of their situation
modern typography holy shit , breaking the bank with this one !
Modern typography is not good, breaking the bank with this one.
if there was enough oil for america to get involved you would bitch about that too .
if there was enough oil for america to get involved you would shame about that too.
seems that people are implying that because china is more fucked up then we aren 't
seems that people are implying that because china is more complicated then we aren't
da zoo smell like ass .
the zoo smell bad.
lol that old man was funny as hell too i 'll beat both of ya ass like ya stole somthin
The old man was funny too I'll beat both of you like you stole something.
i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article , fuck head .
i didn 't beg for anything , and i read the article ,
you gotta inject that shit .
Inject that
* * they hit the fucking pentagon
they hit the pentagon
they stopped inviting him back to the debates when he was doing this shit in 58 .
They stopped inviting him back to the debates when was doing this kind of thing in 58.
the most fucked up part ?
What is the weakest part?
it would be nice if the police would cite these idiots before they caused damage to property or others .
It would be good if the police would quote these wrong person's before causing damage to property or others.
nigga i anit get bitched i just didn 't wanna hear all dat bullshit wit me in ur lil situation
i just didn't wanna hear all that saying with me in your little situation.
sure im just one person , but im one person of many who you jackasses have alienated .
Sure I'm just one person, one person from many whom you have alienated
and shit , do you have a cold bro ?
Do you have a cold, bro?
lmao cause you probably was on that 56 shit lol
loool cause you probably was on that 56 thing
i went last week and seen transformers , was fucking shite xx
i went last week and seen transformers , was boring
lets be realistic here , the first meeting isnt near as important as trump finding out jrs an idiot .
lets be realistic here , the first meeting isnt near as important as trump finding out jrs is not suitable
lol usually i don 't give a fuck but this time i got soft lol
Usually, I don't care but I got soft this time.
" our government 's so fucked up letting these people run our country ! " " did you vote ?
our government is so wrong letting these people run our country
of course i freak out when he 's talking about shit like this -
of course i freak out when he's talking about things liks this
well shit boo don 't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland "
well boo don 't generalize it o " all dudes in cleveland
ill see what i can du but with that shit on yo background bro idk
I will see what i can do but since you do not have a clear background i dont know
no shit ! this is beyond ridiculous
This is unacceptable
it 's a fucking date ! love you and goodnight gorgeous d < 16
It's a date! Love you and goodnight gorgeous d<16
that shit could come in handy lmaoo
Thay thing could come in handy.
haha , trump , were laughing at you and your stupidity .
haha , trump , were laughing at you
i saw the interest rate and about shit myself .
I saw the interest rate and I was so shocked.
im boutta start buyin all old shit
I want to start buying all old shirts
this new shit on cabin fever sounds like the old wiz
this new cabin fever sounds like the old wiz
i just hope i don 't make an ass out of myself .
I just hope I don't make a mistake out of myself
the second is also untrue to the point of idiocy .
The second is also untrue.
we all fucking know it .
We all know it
i kno right i would to see ya lil ass poppin in the club lmao
I knw right i would to see ya in the club lmao
what the hell is a liberal or conservative to you ?
what is a liberal or conservative to you
lmao im taking my ass to bed .
I am going to bed
what the fuck are you gonna do about it ? "
What are you going to do about it
better stop that shit before i have to start reciprocating all over the place
You better stop it before i have to start reciprocating all over the place
cant wait for the usual idiots to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem .
can’t wait for them to come along and tell us the rafters are the problem
always subtweetin each other bitch noone fuckin cares abt your problems
always subtweeting each other. no one cares about your problems
and i spelled it right deformed dick brain
I spelled it right
too latee , my mom fucking slapped me twice for talking back to him \
too latee , my mom slapped me twice for talking back to him \