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ill fuckin edit your bitch ass page an delete that shit . | I'll edit your page and delete that . |
pakistan does this shit frequently like north korea does . | Pakistan does this frequently like North Korea does. |
fucking hell , i was there not two years ago . | I was there not two years ago . |
who wanna call me tonight ? nobody ? ok ! fuck - _ _ - | who wanna call me tonight ? nobody ? ok ! |
fuck my life ! well good thing its only 36 | my life ! well good thing its only 36 |
the fuck am i doing in the internet ? | What am i doing in the internet ? |
* rolls eye and walks back to sam * bitch . | rolls eye and walks back to sam |
this heat is fuck - ing ri - dic - u - lous bringbacktherain orsnow | this heat is ri - dic - u - lous bringbacktherain orsnow |
go get your head checked ! | Go see a doctor. |
sorry rt everytime this girls texts me she hits me wit a boring ass convo like fuck . | sorry rt everytime this girls texts me she hits me wit a boring convo |
all we need to know is how to kiss our ass goodby . | All we need to know is how to say goodbye. |
they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business . | they don't care about websites. it's us netflix and hulu who are taking their business |
why the hell should we be allowed to read this kind of shit of someone else 's ? | why should we be allowed to read this kind of someone else's? |
jay - z 's new website is so fucking sweet ! | jay z's new website is so sweet. |
if i hit a old guy it 's gon start some new shit | if i hit a old guy it 's gon start some new. |
anonymous is so fucking annoying . | anonymous makes me feel annoyed |
look it up you academic jerk . | look it up |
well that answers my first thought of , " how the fuck is this even a law . | Well, that answers my first thought of, "How is this even a law?" |
holy shit , i knew they were behind on so many levels but this . | Wow, I knew they were behind on so many levels, but this |
i tired of that shit , nd u show that first hand | I am tired of that which you show first hand. |
what the fuck went on on hms astute today ? ! | What happen on hms astute today?! |
that 's it i 'm calling guillermo to tell him some shit . | That's it I'm calling Guillermo to let him know about some things |
the whole system is shit . | the whole system is useless. |
he was in two fucking episodes out of almost 100 episodes . | he was in two episodes out of almost 100 episodes |
i was fuckin bored as shit | i was bored |
shit i think hes doing that loko talk . | I think he’s doing that crazy talk |
no fucking way someone else is going to . | there is no way someone else is going to. |
fuck this giant string of nonsense . | i will not care anymore about this matter |
who the fuck cares if they 're drilling again ? | who cares if they 're drilling again ? |
i know you 're blowing this out of your ass | i know you 're blowing this out |
a ) you think im too stupid to understand whats being said or . | do you thing i don't understand. |
these selfrighteous hypocrites need to leave him alone . | These people need to leave him alone. |
fuck it , just get the van on it | Bring it, just get the van on it. |
rt a nigga lets have a barbeque today | Let's have a barbeque today |
this is mine , why the hell are you worried about mine you piece of shit ! | This is mine, you don't have to be worried. |
" you can put this shit on shit " - new slogan | You can put this on stuff. |
sorry , but i don 't want shit splashing all over my car . | sorry , but i don 't want splashing all over my car. |
omg i thought i felt someones dick in my bed lmfao | omg i thought i felt someones is in my bed lmfao |
tyga can go get eaten by a tiger , he sucks daddy dick | tyga can go get eaten by a tiger , he hits daddy back |
more like what the fuck is happening in this thread ? ? | More like what is happening in this thread |
booo abby ! wake her ass up ! | booo abby! Wake her up! |
people are not getting it because no one gives a shit | People don't understand cause they do not pay attention. |
wow , the times is usually good on this shit . | wow, the times is usually good on this. |
it 's fucking really bad right now . | It's not good now. |
and now , he shows to be arrogant , stubborn and dumb . | He's not normal |
shit , all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend . | all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend |
lets import the syrian rapists in germany first . | lets import the syrian rapists in germany first . |
well fuck , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole fucking life . | well , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole life . |
i don 't give a shit what you 'd do with the german flag . | I don't care what you do with the German flag |
that rule is a fucking disgrace ! | that rule is a disgrace ! |
like that i 've seen people do crazy shit for that fucker , its just not healthy | Like that, I've seen people do crazy things for that liar, it's just not healthy. |
it doesnt get any more stupid than that . | It doesn't get any more worst than that |
europeans don 't want shit from ukraine . | Europeans don't want things from Ukraine. |
don 't come , it feels fucked up here . | don't come, it feels bad up here |
oh yah were bad ass all the way | We are tough people. |
shit man , pass that joint | Pass that joint |
fuck yeah vermont is on reddit again . | Yeah, vermont is on reddit again. |
dont block me i am right and i fucking know it . | dont block me i am right and i know it . |
it 's not about thinking , it 's about litigation and covering the administration 's ass . | It 's not about thinking , it 's about litigation and covering the administration. |
whos takin me to see scream 86 ? ? yes im a bitch when it comes to scary movies | whos takin me to see scream 86? yes im a fan when it comes to scary movies |
the youth has do deal with their shit for another 86 years . | the youth has do deal with their experience another 86 years |
the mentally deficient shmuck couldnt care less . | the careless guy couldn't care less. |
id argue democrats are fucking idiots but i acknowledge that not all democrats are bad . | id argue democrats do not always make the right decisions but not all democrats are bad. |
you should go check your rectum because your mouth is leaking shite | Your words are not kind. |
fuck , why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze . | why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze . |
i 've been being lazy as fuck . | I have been lazy |
wait , you said 88 rd ? ? and ugly ? a noshit ! lol asjdmgjlmno | Wait, i know you said 88 right? |
" not my daughter , you bitch ! " < 39 i do love her ! | Not my daughter. |
dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out ! | dont let the door hit you on your way out ! |
time magazine is evidently not impressed with his antics and went with the lesser fool . | time magazine is evidently not impressed with his antics and went with the other one . |
that 's what the fuck i 'm talkin about microsoft lol . | I am talking about Microsoft |
well , we assume it was them or some other group of fundamentalist islamic fuck wads . | well , we assume it was them or some other group of fundamentalist islamic wads . |
why the fuck are they attacking us if we 're ready to leave ? | why are they attacking us if we 're ready to leave ? |
yall aint seeing shit ! yall shaded my baby now yall wanna see ? no ! | yall aint seeing anything ! yall shaded my baby now yall wanna see ? no ! |
mocking people for " conspiracies " makes you look retarded . | Mocking people for “conspiracies” makes you look naive |
why the fuck are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ? | why are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ? |
oh shit , that is amazing . | Wow that is amazing |
i 'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy shit i see every day on my commute . | I am honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the thing I see every day on my commute. |
i get where they 're coming from , but prison is prison , not a fucking luxury hotel . | I understand From where they are coming but prison is prison not a hotel. |
haha i was like oh shit she was doing the myspace pose ! | I was surprised when She was doing the MySpace pose! |
new balls deep me saying horrible shit about the nfl owners | new balls make me want to say horrible things about the nfl owners |
i completely agree , saving pearl saving his own ass | i completely agree , saving pearl saving himself |
you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ? | You think people won't believe even after seeing this. |
what the actual fuck , that literally wouldn 't work . | that wouldn't work |
the chinese are not stupid people . | The Chinese are smart people. |
shit , i was really hoping this was a thing . | I was hoping it a thing |
me too im tired as fuck < 87 | I m tired |
how fucking bizarre was that ? | How bizarre was that? |
we 've almost completely fucked everything up and we aren 't half as crazy as these people . | we've almost failed |
you was acting like a big ass when you came , i shudda pushed yo ass down them steps ! | You were acting up when you came, I should've pushed you down the steps! |
she fucked up hp and believes her career is a campaign asset . | She ruined the hp and believes her career is a campaign asset. |
because fuck you and get back to work . | You get back to work |
yes , the person in montana is way more important to me than 3 rd world shit holes . | yes, the person in montana is way more important to me than 3 rd world places. |
i want her ugly ass to get back here and balance that damned budget ! lls | i want her to come back and balance the budgety |
shit is about to get real . | Problem is about to get real |
people get murdered over this shit . | people get murdered over this thing |
he was scared as shit | He was really scared |
then i realized that she 's probably just high as fuck . | then i realized that she 's probably just intoxicated. |
shit , i got my veteran badge in call of duty in 3 - 3 hours . | Gosh, I got my veteran badge in call of duty in 3 - 3 hours. |
thanks the amazing show last night ! it was fucking best concert been to in along time | Thank you for the amazing show last night. It was the best concert I've been to in a long time |
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