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ill fuckin edit your bitch ass page an delete that shit .
I'll edit your page and delete that .
pakistan does this shit frequently like north korea does .
Pakistan does this frequently like North Korea does.
fucking hell , i was there not two years ago .
I was there not two years ago .
who wanna call me tonight ? nobody ? ok ! fuck - _ _ -
who wanna call me tonight ? nobody ? ok !
fuck my life ! well good thing its only 36
my life ! well good thing its only 36
the fuck am i doing in the internet ?
What am i doing in the internet ?
* rolls eye and walks back to sam * bitch .
rolls eye and walks back to sam
this heat is fuck - ing ri - dic - u - lous bringbacktherain orsnow
this heat is ri - dic - u - lous bringbacktherain orsnow
go get your head checked !
Go see a doctor.
sorry rt everytime this girls texts me she hits me wit a boring ass convo like fuck .
sorry rt everytime this girls texts me she hits me wit a boring convo
all we need to know is how to kiss our ass goodby .
All we need to know is how to say goodbye.
they don 't give a shit about websites , it us netflix and hulu who are taking their business .
they don't care about websites. it's us netflix and hulu who are taking their business
why the hell should we be allowed to read this kind of shit of someone else 's ?
why should we be allowed to read this kind of someone else's?
jay - z 's new website is so fucking sweet !
jay z's new website is so sweet.
if i hit a old guy it 's gon start some new shit
if i hit a old guy it 's gon start some new.
anonymous is so fucking annoying .
anonymous makes me feel annoyed
look it up you academic jerk .
look it up
well that answers my first thought of , " how the fuck is this even a law .
Well, that answers my first thought of, "How is this even a law?"
holy shit , i knew they were behind on so many levels but this .
Wow, I knew they were behind on so many levels, but this
i tired of that shit , nd u show that first hand
I am tired of that which you show first hand.
what the fuck went on on hms astute today ? !
What happen on hms astute today?!
that 's it i 'm calling guillermo to tell him some shit .
That's it I'm calling Guillermo to let him know about some things
the whole system is shit .
the whole system is useless.
he was in two fucking episodes out of almost 100 episodes .
he was in two episodes out of almost 100 episodes
i was fuckin bored as shit
i was bored
shit i think hes doing that loko talk .
I think he’s doing that crazy talk
no fucking way someone else is going to .
there is no way someone else is going to.
fuck this giant string of nonsense .
i will not care anymore about this matter
who the fuck cares if they 're drilling again ?
who cares if they 're drilling again ?
i know you 're blowing this out of your ass
i know you 're blowing this out
a ) you think im too stupid to understand whats being said or .
do you thing i don't understand.
these selfrighteous hypocrites need to leave him alone .
These people need to leave him alone.
fuck it , just get the van on it
Bring it, just get the van on it.
rt a nigga lets have a barbeque today
Let's have a barbeque today
this is mine , why the hell are you worried about mine you piece of shit !
This is mine, you don't have to be worried.
" you can put this shit on shit " - new slogan
You can put this on stuff.
sorry , but i don 't want shit splashing all over my car .
sorry , but i don 't want splashing all over my car.
omg i thought i felt someones dick in my bed lmfao
omg i thought i felt someones is in my bed lmfao
tyga can go get eaten by a tiger , he sucks daddy dick
tyga can go get eaten by a tiger , he hits daddy back
more like what the fuck is happening in this thread ? ?
More like what is happening in this thread
booo abby ! wake her ass up !
booo abby! Wake her up!
people are not getting it because no one gives a shit
People don't understand cause they do not pay attention.
wow , the times is usually good on this shit .
wow, the times is usually good on this.
it 's fucking really bad right now .
It's not good now.
and now , he shows to be arrogant , stubborn and dumb .
He's not normal
shit , all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend .
all they need to do is expel their kids from the british prep - schools they attend
lets import the syrian rapists in germany first .
lets import the syrian rapists in germany first .
well fuck , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole fucking life .
well , can grandma get a refund for all those t taxes she paid her whole life .
i don 't give a shit what you 'd do with the german flag .
I don't care what you do with the German flag
that rule is a fucking disgrace !
that rule is a disgrace !
like that i 've seen people do crazy shit for that fucker , its just not healthy
Like that, I've seen people do crazy things for that liar, it's just not healthy.
it doesnt get any more stupid than that .
It doesn't get any more worst than that
europeans don 't want shit from ukraine .
Europeans don't want things from Ukraine.
don 't come , it feels fucked up here .
don't come, it feels bad up here
oh yah were bad ass all the way
We are tough people.
shit man , pass that joint
Pass that joint
fuck yeah vermont is on reddit again .
Yeah, vermont is on reddit again.
dont block me i am right and i fucking know it .
dont block me i am right and i know it .
it 's not about thinking , it 's about litigation and covering the administration 's ass .
It 's not about thinking , it 's about litigation and covering the administration.
whos takin me to see scream 86 ? ? yes im a bitch when it comes to scary movies
whos takin me to see scream 86? yes im a fan when it comes to scary movies
the youth has do deal with their shit for another 86 years .
the youth has do deal with their experience another 86 years
the mentally deficient shmuck couldnt care less .
the careless guy couldn't care less.
id argue democrats are fucking idiots but i acknowledge that not all democrats are bad .
id argue democrats do not always make the right decisions but not all democrats are bad.
you should go check your rectum because your mouth is leaking shite
Your words are not kind.
fuck , why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze .
why couldn 't this have happened before i purchased my '13 cruze .
i 've been being lazy as fuck .
I have been lazy
wait , you said 88 rd ? ? and ugly ? a noshit ! lol asjdmgjlmno
Wait, i know you said 88 right?
" not my daughter , you bitch ! " < 39 i do love her !
Not my daughter.
dont let the door hit you in the ass on your way out !
dont let the door hit you on your way out !
time magazine is evidently not impressed with his antics and went with the lesser fool .
time magazine is evidently not impressed with his antics and went with the other one .
that 's what the fuck i 'm talkin about microsoft lol .
I am talking about Microsoft
well , we assume it was them or some other group of fundamentalist islamic fuck wads .
well , we assume it was them or some other group of fundamentalist islamic wads .
why the fuck are they attacking us if we 're ready to leave ?
why are they attacking us if we 're ready to leave ?
yall aint seeing shit ! yall shaded my baby now yall wanna see ? no !
yall aint seeing anything ! yall shaded my baby now yall wanna see ? no !
mocking people for " conspiracies " makes you look retarded .
Mocking people for “conspiracies” makes you look naive
why the fuck are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ?
why are they now suddenly so anti - net neutrality ! ?
oh shit , that is amazing .
Wow that is amazing
i 'm honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the crazy shit i see every day on my commute .
I am honestly thinking about a dashcam to record the thing I see every day on my commute.
i get where they 're coming from , but prison is prison , not a fucking luxury hotel .
I understand From where they are coming but prison is prison not a hotel.
haha i was like oh shit she was doing the myspace pose !
I was surprised when She was doing the MySpace pose!
new balls deep me saying horrible shit about the nfl owners
new balls make me want to say horrible things about the nfl owners
i completely agree , saving pearl saving his own ass
i completely agree , saving pearl saving himself
you see this sort of shit and think people can 't possibly believe it ?
You think people won't believe even after seeing this.
what the actual fuck , that literally wouldn 't work .
that wouldn't work
the chinese are not stupid people .
The Chinese are smart people.
shit , i was really hoping this was a thing .
I was hoping it a thing
me too im tired as fuck < 87
I m tired
how fucking bizarre was that ?
How bizarre was that?
we 've almost completely fucked everything up and we aren 't half as crazy as these people .
we've almost failed
you was acting like a big ass when you came , i shudda pushed yo ass down them steps !
You were acting up when you came, I should've pushed you down the steps!
she fucked up hp and believes her career is a campaign asset .
She ruined the hp and believes her career is a campaign asset.
because fuck you and get back to work .
You get back to work
yes , the person in montana is way more important to me than 3 rd world shit holes .
yes, the person in montana is way more important to me than 3 rd world places.
i want her ugly ass to get back here and balance that damned budget ! lls
i want her to come back and balance the budgety
shit is about to get real .
Problem is about to get real
people get murdered over this shit .
people get murdered over this thing
he was scared as shit
He was really scared
then i realized that she 's probably just high as fuck .
then i realized that she 's probably just intoxicated.
shit , i got my veteran badge in call of duty in 3 - 3 hours .
Gosh, I got my veteran badge in call of duty in 3 - 3 hours.
thanks the amazing show last night ! it was fucking best concert been to in along time
Thank you for the amazing show last night. It was the best concert I've been to in a long time