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you lack of understanding about jack shit means nothing .
you lack of understanding means nothing.
< - - - - - doesn 't give a fuck about greek life
Doesn’t care about Greek life
what kind of fucking imbecile builds a giant parabolic reflector trained on the street of a major city ?
What kind of person builds a giant reflector trained on the street of a major city.
the planet doesn 't give a rats ass about us .
the planet doesn't care about us
bc you dnt fuck wit me
Bc you don't associate with me.
that shit happens all the time .
that thing happens all the time.
lets not be stupid about this .
Let's be smart about this
birds of a shit feather flock together
Birds of a feather flock together.
imagine what those idiots will do when hes elected .
Imagine what those unwise will do when he’s elected
buying a fuckin raffle ticket lol
Buying a raffle ticket lol
alli was highhhh as fuck ! lmao
Alli was intoxicated
harry potter books are toooooo fuckin ' long
harry potter books are to long
no it was danielle hahaha im laughin coz i dont give a shit shes not a nice person
no it was danielle hahaha im laughin coz i dont care shes not a nice person
too easy to fuck with me , so she doesn 't bother
too easy with me, so she doesn't bother
just answer the fucking question .
Just answer the question.
you just like deaded my shit .
You like what I do.
op , your title is shit .
Your title isn't suitable.
lmao rt well darius , i 'll pay you in fucking chuck - e - cheese cards .
lmao rt well darius , i 'll pay you in chuck - e - cheese cards .
if we vote out of the eu we 're fucked .
if we vote out of the eu we 're in trouble.
where fuck do i find a female hitmen ?
Where could I find a female hitmen?
you know damn well i didnt do jack shit .
You know well that I dint do anything
he must be a fool if he 's expecting turkey to save his ass from anything .
He must be mistaken if he's expecting turkey to save him from anything/.
what a dick thing to say .
What inappropriate thing to say.
that is the most ridiculous , insane , yet funny comment ever by kruger .
that is the most ridiculous , insane , yet funny comment ever by kruger .
shit , stein can 't have that .
Stein shouldn't have that
k is fucked without living there because they govern the exact same way the u .
k is messed up without living there because they govern the exact same way the u .
can we apply that litmus test to muslims that kill in the name of their religion ? .
can we apply that litmus test to muslims that kill on the name of their religion?.
my phone off and my car just done basically thesame shit define 's car did
My phone off and my car just done basically the same thing defines car did
shit ! ! missed the start of alan carr -
oh!! missed the start of alan carr-
ayyy thats why i fuck with you lol
that's why i am messing with you
fuck , why do i always listen to you
It is annoying for me to listen to you always.
ahh shit dm me ? dnt let things get to u tho okkk just stay calm
Ahh DM me? Do not let things get to you though okay, just stay calm.
somebody steps on you toes - you need to fuck him up to prove youself .
Somebody steps on your toes- you say it on his face and prove yourself.
sshhh ! general butt - fucking naked might hear you .
sshhh! he might hear you.
- - ruin her life cause thats some good ass entertainment esp
- - ruin her life cause thats some good entertainment
she didnt aske for shit
She didnt ask for anything
shit when bands are unsigned , it so hard for um to come to the uk
when brands are unsigned, it so hard for um to come to the uk
then the world would recognize these people for the nazi brownshirts they really are !
Then the world would recognize these people for their wickedness !
i think you fucked up if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that .
i think you made a mistake if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that .
as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test what the fuck ?
as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test?
when did * john * fucking * kerry * grow a sack ?
when did john kerry grow a sack ?
probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever the fuck they want .
probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever they want .
loooking back there was somme neeky shit going on
Looking back there was something going on.
oh shit last time that happened to me , turns out i had sprained my back .
Oh my, last time that happened to me, turns out i had sprained my back
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls
Well, if you find out, just let me know, I must get out of here and come through this.
you son of a bitch , shup up ! .
please keep quiet
you mean like denis coderre dumb ?
you mean like denis coderre?
why would ellen want someone on her show that calls her what this idiot did in her church ?
Why would Ellen want someone on her show that calls her what this person did in her church?
what losers who dont know proper english say instead of idea .
what people who dont know proper english say instead of idea .
but your only " evidence " is fucking jason fucking manford from salford saying something on tv !
But your only evidence is Jason manford from Salford saying something on tv!
you sick oil workers are the cesspool of canada , many of you arent even a citizen here .
You oil workers are the problem of Canada, many of you are not even a citizen here.
just terminated my contract with comcast and returned their shit .
Just turned my contract with comcast and returned their things.
these two schmucks wore slippers to their bookings ?
These two wore slippers to their bookings
ronaldinho will appeal to most because of all the joga shit .
ronaldinho will appeal to most because of all the joga things.
one can feel the writers complete exhaustion with such garbage as spethe boyman at google .
one can feel the writers complete exhaustion with spethe boyman at google .
ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it .
Ehh, one of those piles has flowers growing on it
these repubicans are like cannibalistic pirañas .
These republicans are taking advantage.
and i still haven 't fucking eaten
and i still haven 't eaten
fuck yeah vermont is on reddit again .
yeah Vermont is on reddit again .
i went last week and seen transformers , was fucking shite xx
I went last week and seen transformer was not worth it
man monica that shit was good as fuck lol
man monica that was very good lol
and natural gas is largely composed of methane , which is 55 fucking times as bad as co2 .
and natural gas is largely composed of methane , which is 55 times as bad as co2 .
they 'd waste no time in inventing other bogus shit to prosecute people for .
they 'd waste no time in inventing other bogus thing to prosecute people for .
not to mention jessica alba 's sweet ass in those panties
not to mention jessica alba's body in those panties
so why would anyone believe this moron ?
so why would anyone believe this person?
learning to shit in bathrooms rather than public streets .
Learning to ease myself in bathrooms rather than public streets
the really dumb electorate is right here how else to explain justin trudeau as pm ?
the really naive electorate is right here how else to explain justin trudeau as pm?
oh shit , i might try a rinse first .
Oh dear, I should try a rinse first.
well please tell what the fuck i actually fucking did because i honestly have no clue lolololol
well please tell what i actually did because i honestly have no clue.
same , my work is shit but i dont care if i pass haha
same , my work is hard but i dont care if i pass haha
what the fuck is going on in that subreddit ?
what is going on in that subreddit ?
that darn great wall of china also has to go .
That great wall of China also has to go.
are you fucking shitting me ?
Are you serious?
both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times .
Both sides need to calm down or we are heading for dark times
you 're so fucked up that you won 't even remember this conversation tomorrow , anyway
You are so confused that you won't even remember this conversation tomorrow.
this lying racist bastard , jeff sessions , shouldnt even be in the government much less attorney general .
this bad person shouldnt even be in the government much less attorney general.
" i 'd like some evidence " omgwtf you fucking rape apologist
i 'd like some evidence
leafs and habs fans unite rt fuck the canucks .
leafs and habs fans unite the canucks .
needs to happen by 27 or we are fucked
Needs to happen by 27 or we are in trouble.
the biggest threat to america has been unleashed and through every legal means , trump needs to be neutered .
the biggest threat to america has been unleashed and through every legal means , trump needs to be remove.
what the fuck is night cheese ?
What is night cheese?
you can find thousands of videos about ufos and shit that people believe .
You can find thousands of videos about UFOS, which people actually believe in.
i don 't give a fuck point blank
I don't care.
now the damn government is involved which always leads to problems
now the government is involved which always leads to problems
shit wat u tryna do smoke sum
Wat u tryna do smoke sum
lol i call pussy " snatch " and you aint gettin none lol
I call snatch and you ain't getting none.
holy shit that was awesome .
It was awesome.
who the fuck is jared ? "
Who is Jared?
if your name was " brittany skydrop " and made music i 'd still fuck with you
If your name was "brittany skydrop" and made music I'd still stay with you.
fire those two totalitarians now .
fire those two now .
i would rather that shit get cut off when i 'm really not aware of it .
i would rather that thing get cut off when i 'm really not aware of it .
this the kinda shit that earns you final jeopardy question status .
this the kinda thing that earns you final jeopardy question status.
" but they give a shit if you say you drive a mazda when really you drive a mercedes .
But they care if you say you drive a mazda when you really drive a mercedes.
living in germany saved my ass this time .
Living in germany saved me this time
screw them , and screw it !
i dont care them and that!
yes i do believe it you fat twat
Yes I do believe it you man
pakistan does this shit frequently like north korea does .
Pakistan does this stuff like north korea does.
guns are not banned in germany what the fuck .
how guns are not banned in germany?
" what the fuck kind of margin is that ! ?
"What kind of margin is that !?
are both of you going tonight ? where the fuck am i getting this monet from ? hahah
are both of you going tonight ? where am i getting this monet from ? hahah