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you lack of understanding about jack shit means nothing . | you lack of understanding means nothing. |
< - - - - - doesn 't give a fuck about greek life | Doesn’t care about Greek life |
what kind of fucking imbecile builds a giant parabolic reflector trained on the street of a major city ? | What kind of person builds a giant reflector trained on the street of a major city. |
the planet doesn 't give a rats ass about us . | the planet doesn't care about us |
bc you dnt fuck wit me | Bc you don't associate with me. |
that shit happens all the time . | that thing happens all the time. |
lets not be stupid about this . | Let's be smart about this |
birds of a shit feather flock together | Birds of a feather flock together. |
imagine what those idiots will do when hes elected . | Imagine what those unwise will do when he’s elected |
buying a fuckin raffle ticket lol | Buying a raffle ticket lol |
alli was highhhh as fuck ! lmao | Alli was intoxicated |
harry potter books are toooooo fuckin ' long | harry potter books are to long |
no it was danielle hahaha im laughin coz i dont give a shit shes not a nice person | no it was danielle hahaha im laughin coz i dont care shes not a nice person |
too easy to fuck with me , so she doesn 't bother | too easy with me, so she doesn't bother |
just answer the fucking question . | Just answer the question. |
you just like deaded my shit . | You like what I do. |
op , your title is shit . | Your title isn't suitable. |
lmao rt well darius , i 'll pay you in fucking chuck - e - cheese cards . | lmao rt well darius , i 'll pay you in chuck - e - cheese cards . |
if we vote out of the eu we 're fucked . | if we vote out of the eu we 're in trouble. |
where fuck do i find a female hitmen ? | Where could I find a female hitmen? |
you know damn well i didnt do jack shit . | You know well that I dint do anything |
he must be a fool if he 's expecting turkey to save his ass from anything . | He must be mistaken if he's expecting turkey to save him from anything/. |
what a dick thing to say . | What inappropriate thing to say. |
that is the most ridiculous , insane , yet funny comment ever by kruger . | that is the most ridiculous , insane , yet funny comment ever by kruger . |
shit , stein can 't have that . | Stein shouldn't have that |
k is fucked without living there because they govern the exact same way the u . | k is messed up without living there because they govern the exact same way the u . |
can we apply that litmus test to muslims that kill in the name of their religion ? . | can we apply that litmus test to muslims that kill on the name of their religion?. |
my phone off and my car just done basically thesame shit define 's car did | My phone off and my car just done basically the same thing defines car did |
shit ! ! missed the start of alan carr - | oh!! missed the start of alan carr- |
ayyy thats why i fuck with you lol | that's why i am messing with you |
fuck , why do i always listen to you | It is annoying for me to listen to you always. |
ahh shit dm me ? dnt let things get to u tho okkk just stay calm | Ahh DM me? Do not let things get to you though okay, just stay calm. |
somebody steps on you toes - you need to fuck him up to prove youself . | Somebody steps on your toes- you say it on his face and prove yourself. |
sshhh ! general butt - fucking naked might hear you . | sshhh! he might hear you. |
- - ruin her life cause thats some good ass entertainment esp | - - ruin her life cause thats some good entertainment |
she didnt aske for shit | She didnt ask for anything |
shit when bands are unsigned , it so hard for um to come to the uk | when brands are unsigned, it so hard for um to come to the uk |
then the world would recognize these people for the nazi brownshirts they really are ! | Then the world would recognize these people for their wickedness ! |
i think you fucked up if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that . | i think you made a mistake if you let people pay you nothing to do a job like that . |
as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test what the fuck ? | as per company policy , she was asked to go through a drug test? |
when did * john * fucking * kerry * grow a sack ? | when did john kerry grow a sack ? |
probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever the fuck they want . | probably when the cpc won a majority and decided they could do whatever they want . |
loooking back there was somme neeky shit going on | Looking back there was something going on. |
oh shit last time that happened to me , turns out i had sprained my back . | Oh my, last time that happened to me, turns out i had sprained my back |
well if you find out lemme know , i just might get off my ass and come through lls | Well, if you find out, just let me know, I must get out of here and come through this. |
you son of a bitch , shup up ! . | please keep quiet |
you mean like denis coderre dumb ? | you mean like denis coderre? |
why would ellen want someone on her show that calls her what this idiot did in her church ? | Why would Ellen want someone on her show that calls her what this person did in her church? |
what losers who dont know proper english say instead of idea . | what people who dont know proper english say instead of idea . |
but your only " evidence " is fucking jason fucking manford from salford saying something on tv ! | But your only evidence is Jason manford from Salford saying something on tv! |
you sick oil workers are the cesspool of canada , many of you arent even a citizen here . | You oil workers are the problem of Canada, many of you are not even a citizen here. |
just terminated my contract with comcast and returned their shit . | Just turned my contract with comcast and returned their things. |
these two schmucks wore slippers to their bookings ? | These two wore slippers to their bookings |
ronaldinho will appeal to most because of all the joga shit . | ronaldinho will appeal to most because of all the joga things. |
one can feel the writers complete exhaustion with such garbage as spethe boyman at google . | one can feel the writers complete exhaustion with spethe boyman at google . |
ehh , one of those shit piles has flowers growing on it . | Ehh, one of those piles has flowers growing on it |
these repubicans are like cannibalistic pirañas . | These republicans are taking advantage. |
and i still haven 't fucking eaten | and i still haven 't eaten |
fuck yeah vermont is on reddit again . | yeah Vermont is on reddit again . |
i went last week and seen transformers , was fucking shite xx | I went last week and seen transformer was not worth it |
man monica that shit was good as fuck lol | man monica that was very good lol |
and natural gas is largely composed of methane , which is 55 fucking times as bad as co2 . | and natural gas is largely composed of methane , which is 55 times as bad as co2 . |
they 'd waste no time in inventing other bogus shit to prosecute people for . | they 'd waste no time in inventing other bogus thing to prosecute people for . |
not to mention jessica alba 's sweet ass in those panties | not to mention jessica alba's body in those panties |
so why would anyone believe this moron ? | so why would anyone believe this person? |
learning to shit in bathrooms rather than public streets . | Learning to ease myself in bathrooms rather than public streets |
the really dumb electorate is right here how else to explain justin trudeau as pm ? | the really naive electorate is right here how else to explain justin trudeau as pm? |
oh shit , i might try a rinse first . | Oh dear, I should try a rinse first. |
well please tell what the fuck i actually fucking did because i honestly have no clue lolololol | well please tell what i actually did because i honestly have no clue. |
same , my work is shit but i dont care if i pass haha | same , my work is hard but i dont care if i pass haha |
what the fuck is going on in that subreddit ? | what is going on in that subreddit ? |
that darn great wall of china also has to go . | That great wall of China also has to go. |
are you fucking shitting me ? | Are you serious? |
both sides need to calm the fuck down or we are heading for dark times . | Both sides need to calm down or we are heading for dark times |
you 're so fucked up that you won 't even remember this conversation tomorrow , anyway | You are so confused that you won't even remember this conversation tomorrow. |
this lying racist bastard , jeff sessions , shouldnt even be in the government much less attorney general . | this bad person shouldnt even be in the government much less attorney general. |
" i 'd like some evidence " omgwtf you fucking rape apologist | i 'd like some evidence |
leafs and habs fans unite rt fuck the canucks . | leafs and habs fans unite the canucks . |
needs to happen by 27 or we are fucked | Needs to happen by 27 or we are in trouble. |
the biggest threat to america has been unleashed and through every legal means , trump needs to be neutered . | the biggest threat to america has been unleashed and through every legal means , trump needs to be remove. |
what the fuck is night cheese ? | What is night cheese? |
you can find thousands of videos about ufos and shit that people believe . | You can find thousands of videos about UFOS, which people actually believe in. |
i don 't give a fuck point blank | I don't care. |
now the damn government is involved which always leads to problems | now the government is involved which always leads to problems |
shit wat u tryna do smoke sum | Wat u tryna do smoke sum |
lol i call pussy " snatch " and you aint gettin none lol | I call snatch and you ain't getting none. |
holy shit that was awesome . | It was awesome. |
who the fuck is jared ? " | Who is Jared? |
if your name was " brittany skydrop " and made music i 'd still fuck with you | If your name was "brittany skydrop" and made music I'd still stay with you. |
fire those two totalitarians now . | fire those two now . |
i would rather that shit get cut off when i 'm really not aware of it . | i would rather that thing get cut off when i 'm really not aware of it . |
this the kinda shit that earns you final jeopardy question status . | this the kinda thing that earns you final jeopardy question status. |
" but they give a shit if you say you drive a mazda when really you drive a mercedes . | But they care if you say you drive a mazda when you really drive a mercedes. |
living in germany saved my ass this time . | Living in germany saved me this time |
screw them , and screw it ! | i dont care them and that! |
yes i do believe it you fat twat | Yes I do believe it you man |
pakistan does this shit frequently like north korea does . | Pakistan does this stuff like north korea does. |
guns are not banned in germany what the fuck . | how guns are not banned in germany? |
" what the fuck kind of margin is that ! ? | "What kind of margin is that !? |
are both of you going tonight ? where the fuck am i getting this monet from ? hahah | are both of you going tonight ? where am i getting this monet from ? hahah |
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