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he 's already partially fucked , he 's been accused , that 's all it takes . | he 's already partially destroyed , he 's been accused , that 's all it takes . |
u retweeted my shit so i followed u | u retweeted my post so i followed u |
just because some jackass is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false . | just because someone is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false . |
and fucking joel anthony is never open but he 's still dunking on my team | and joel anthony is never open but he 's still dunking on my team |
not like when big brittany beat some ass too tho | Not like when Big Brittany thrashed some ass. |
they treat you like shit . | they treat you like nobody |
yeah ! fuck that bullshit homie ! plus you gotta drive for 77 + hours just to get there ! | yeah! Ignore it homie! plus you have to drive for 77+ hours just to get there! |
speaking as a person who is 37 37 cherokee i dont give a shit . | speaking as a person who is 37 37 cherokee i don't care. |
ar : before making a bigger fool of yourself go check the reference i cited . | ar: before jusdging go check the reference i cited . |
ignore that nigga talking shit to you real shit , don 't even fucking reply | ignore that man talking to you, dont even reply. |
lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that shit too the next day | Lmao man i bet he was, i used to fell bad about that stuff too the next day. |
but people who do not give a shit about the environment are in the power . | but people who do not care about the environment are in power. |
rt scientists baffled by man 's incredible ability to fuck up every time | rt scientists baffled by man 's incredible ability to make mistakes every time |
too damn late but - what you said reminds me of a 'relevant as fuck' chomsky quote . | Too late but - what you said reminds me of a " really relevant" chosmquy quote. |
people are going to stop paying for shit that help destroy the internet . | people are going to stop paying for things that help destroy the internet . |
lol good shit but dawg read this ! | lol good things but dawg read this ! |
if everyone went into engineering i wouldn 't get paid shit . | If all of you were in engineering, i wouldn't get paid. |
i 've always wondered , do you really smoke or do you fake shit like this . | I’ve always wondered, do you really smoke or do you fake like this. |
lol how much yall shit be costing over there ? | lol how much yall be costing over there ? |
oh shit eddie izzard is on tonight i forgot ! | oh shit eddie izzard this night I forget |
your man said some real sucker shit for no reason | Your man said some real bad things. |
dear gop - in this article , jeffrey toobin is fucking with you . | Dear hop, Jeffrey Toobin is messing with you in this article |
this is so fucking vile . | this is not good vile |
just becausejustices put lipstick on that pig doesnt change it . | justice can't change |
bitch i miss you ! when you comingg to see me ! ? | When you coming to see me , I miss you |
oh fuck off , edgy kid . | Please leave me alone. |
you know who doesn 't play that shit ? | You know who doesn't play that. |
yo whatever i have on my shit leave it alone . | I have my own work to do. |
they got ontario government financial help to produce this garbage ? | Did they get Ontario government financial help to produce this thing? |
they need to buy their own shit . | They need to buy their own thing |
why the fuck would anyone want the shitty us system to become their system ? | Why would anyone want the US system to become their system? |
lil ass tried to attack me last night lol | lil tried to attack me last night |
bull shit , he 's not around | He's not around. |
no logic in you or any other trump republican terrorist traitor bent on destroying the nation . | no logic in you or any other trump republican bent on destroying the nation |
sickening that so many people like this are roaming around freely in our society . | it is very sad that we have such people in our society |
im mad my dog is laying right next me to crying n shit | im mad my dog is laying right next me to crying |
there is a fucking formula ! ! ! | there is a formula ! ! ! |
bish u luucky grr i will find a way fuck never say never | u luucky grr i will find a way never say never |
this is what brad sherman and his despicable left have done ! | This is what Brad Sherman and the left have done! |
holy shit ! you got to meet ? ? | Wow! You got to meet?? |
and i thought south park was just making shit up . | and i thought south park was just making things up . |
anonymous is so fucking annoying . | anonymous is so annoying . |
i can just imagine the amount of annoying ass stoners who 'll spring up when this happens . | I can just imagine the amount of annoying stoners who 'll spring up when this happens . |
gotta get my life and shit together this shit aint no joke . | Gotta get my life together no kidding |
i am being nice ! i 'm not a bitch like other people are | I am being nice. I'm not mean like other people are. |
that is some serious denial shit right there . | That is some serious denial right there. |
i 'd yell fucking jocks but i 'm the manliest dude there | I will say jocks, but I am the manliest dude there. |
bitch u look like a fart low budget troy polamalu lookin ass nigga | u look like a low budget troy polamalu lookin bad |
yeah who needs trade and progress and shit . | yeah who needs trade and progress |
you are such a stupid cunt legolas . | you are such a not clever man. |
just because donald is a sexist ass doesn 't make it true . | just because donald is a sexist doesn 't make it true . |
yo its hot as shit out man | yo its hot man |
bitch ! i said a dance team | I said a dance team! |
i avoided that shit like the plague . | I avoided thet that thing like the plague |
unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a shit , this will continue unabated . | unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts concerning , this will continue unabated . |
thank you ! ! ! put that shit on my boobs or something lol | Thank you! Put that on my breasts or something lol |
i dare any bitch in this town to try to and they 'll see me mad . | i dare anyone in this town to try to and they 'll see me mad . |
the older generation obviously doesn 't give a fuck if we all starve . | the older generation obviously doesn 't care if we all starve |
i am over reading this shit . | i am over reading this thing |
this is some crusader kings ii level shit here . | This is some crusader kings ii level thing here. |
and put the money into the fucking medical and educational systems lol . | and put the money into the medical and educational systems lol . |
this niggah gon try & say he 60 | This person gonna try and say he's 60. |
but with boko haram it 's biting them in the ass now | but with boko haram it 's biting them now |
hes not looking for terrorists he just hates muslims . | he only hates muslims |
this shit is outtta hand . | This is outta hand. |
they must have a ton of stuff on these cowardly republicans . | They have a lot of stuff about republicans. |
you mean talk out of their ass ? | you mean talk out of them? |
apparently neither do universal motown records cause they aint promoting the shit . | Apparently neither do universal motown records cause they ain't promoting bad stuff. |
i fucking love that motto . | i love that motto . |
go fucking google it or something . | Go and simply google it or something. |
this has been the weirdest fucking story to follow | This has been the weirdest story to follow. |
who holds you accountable for shit like that when you 're 39 ? | who holds you accountable for things like that when you 're 39 ? |
i would rather that shit get cut off when i 'm really not aware of it . | I would rather that get cut off when I'm really not aware of. |
fuck obamacare and fuck the op for posting this garbage of a story . | I don't agree with obamcare for posting this story. |
oh crap , it 's deadmaus in the fucking nyan cat ferrari . | oh, it's deadmaus in the nyan cat ferrari. |
that seems pretty fucked up . | That seems bad |
what a shitty thing to say to somebody | what a bad thing to say to somebody |
its stupid and i just ignore you | I just ignore you |
but if you poke a bear don 't be surprised when it tears your fucking face off . | but if you poke a bear don 't be surprised when it tears your face off |
of course this shit again . | Of course this story again. |
i dont say shit to them . | I don't say anything to them |
he 's always riding round my way , he 's a fucking nuisance ! ! | he 's always riding round my way , he 's a naive |
i 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for ya ass | I 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for you |
awww fuck , this is not going well . | This is not going well. |
are you excited for tomorrow ? ! because & i are fucking stoked . | Are you excited for tomorrow?! Because & i are stoked. |
on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ? | on a scale of 12 to awesome , how was it ? |
and i recently graduated this ain 't no class of 21 ' shit . | and i recently graduated this ain 't no class of 21 ' . |
seriously though it 's great , fuck a car gas is too much , 50 | seriously though it's great,a car gas is too much,50 |
douglass man that shit was crazy now he a whole principal somewhere | douglass man that thing was crazy now he a whole principal somewhere |
hey guy who points shit out oh wait | Hey guy who points mistakes out. Oh wait. |
tf you got on that bitch | What you got on that? |
shit this happened in los angeles a few times . | This happened in los angeles a few times |
these religious fanatics are just pissy little cunts , terrified of life . | These religious ones are naive, terrified of life |
he phoney as hell ! lol | he phoney! |
i 'm bout to do that shit right now . | I am about to do that right now. |
awwww , thanks baba ! thank fuck it 's over ' | awwww , thanks baba ! thank it 's over ' |
let 's go to eddie v 's shit is hot ! | Let's go to eddie. |
yo be a nice little person and write me down for that r , s , v , p shit | can you be nice and write me down on that r , s , v , p |
and charging at others as being hypocritical ? . | and charging at others as being hypocritical ? . |
i accidently stepped on my dog & she bit my toes ' , stupid bitch lmao | My dog bit me due to stepping on her accidentally. |
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