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he 's already partially fucked , he 's been accused , that 's all it takes .
he 's already partially destroyed , he 's been accused , that 's all it takes .
u retweeted my shit so i followed u
u retweeted my post so i followed u
just because some jackass is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false .
just because someone is an atheist doesnt mean that his prophets and gods are any less false .
and fucking joel anthony is never open but he 's still dunking on my team
and joel anthony is never open but he 's still dunking on my team
not like when big brittany beat some ass too tho
Not like when Big Brittany thrashed some ass.
they treat you like shit .
they treat you like nobody
yeah ! fuck that bullshit homie ! plus you gotta drive for 77 + hours just to get there !
yeah! Ignore it homie! plus you have to drive for 77+ hours just to get there!
speaking as a person who is 37 37 cherokee i dont give a shit .
speaking as a person who is 37 37 cherokee i don't care.
ar : before making a bigger fool of yourself go check the reference i cited .
ar: before jusdging go check the reference i cited .
ignore that nigga talking shit to you real shit , don 't even fucking reply
ignore that man talking to you, dont even reply.
lmao man i bet he was , i use to feel bad about that shit too the next day
Lmao man i bet he was, i used to fell bad about that stuff too the next day.
but people who do not give a shit about the environment are in the power .
but people who do not care about the environment are in power.
rt scientists baffled by man 's incredible ability to fuck up every time
rt scientists baffled by man 's incredible ability to make mistakes every time
too damn late but - what you said reminds me of a 'relevant as fuck' chomsky quote .
Too late but - what you said reminds me of a " really relevant" chosmquy quote.
people are going to stop paying for shit that help destroy the internet .
people are going to stop paying for things that help destroy the internet .
lol good shit but dawg read this !
lol good things but dawg read this !
if everyone went into engineering i wouldn 't get paid shit .
If all of you were in engineering, i wouldn't get paid.
i 've always wondered , do you really smoke or do you fake shit like this .
I’ve always wondered, do you really smoke or do you fake like this.
lol how much yall shit be costing over there ?
lol how much yall be costing over there ?
oh shit eddie izzard is on tonight i forgot !
oh shit eddie izzard this night I forget
your man said some real sucker shit for no reason
Your man said some real bad things.
dear gop - in this article , jeffrey toobin is fucking with you .
Dear hop, Jeffrey Toobin is messing with you in this article
this is so fucking vile .
this is not good vile
just becausejustices put lipstick on that pig doesnt change it .
justice can't change
bitch i miss you ! when you comingg to see me ! ?
When you coming to see me , I miss you
oh fuck off , edgy kid .
Please leave me alone.
you know who doesn 't play that shit ?
You know who doesn't play that.
yo whatever i have on my shit leave it alone .
I have my own work to do.
they got ontario government financial help to produce this garbage ?
Did they get Ontario government financial help to produce this thing?
they need to buy their own shit .
They need to buy their own thing
why the fuck would anyone want the shitty us system to become their system ?
Why would anyone want the US system to become their system?
lil ass tried to attack me last night lol
lil tried to attack me last night
bull shit , he 's not around
He's not around.
no logic in you or any other trump republican terrorist traitor bent on destroying the nation .
no logic in you or any other trump republican bent on destroying the nation
sickening that so many people like this are roaming around freely in our society .
it is very sad that we have such people in our society
im mad my dog is laying right next me to crying n shit
im mad my dog is laying right next me to crying
there is a fucking formula ! ! !
there is a formula ! ! !
bish u luucky grr i will find a way fuck never say never
u luucky grr i will find a way never say never
this is what brad sherman and his despicable left have done !
This is what Brad Sherman and the left have done!
holy shit ! you got to meet ? ?
Wow! You got to meet??
and i thought south park was just making shit up .
and i thought south park was just making things up .
anonymous is so fucking annoying .
anonymous is so annoying .
i can just imagine the amount of annoying ass stoners who 'll spring up when this happens .
I can just imagine the amount of annoying stoners who 'll spring up when this happens .
gotta get my life and shit together this shit aint no joke .
Gotta get my life together no kidding
i am being nice ! i 'm not a bitch like other people are
I am being nice. I'm not mean like other people are.
that is some serious denial shit right there .
That is some serious denial right there.
i 'd yell fucking jocks but i 'm the manliest dude there
I will say jocks, but I am the manliest dude there.
bitch u look like a fart low budget troy polamalu lookin ass nigga
u look like a low budget troy polamalu lookin bad
yeah who needs trade and progress and shit .
yeah who needs trade and progress
you are such a stupid cunt legolas .
you are such a not clever man.
just because donald is a sexist ass doesn 't make it true .
just because donald is a sexist doesn 't make it true .
yo its hot as shit out man
yo its hot man
bitch ! i said a dance team
I said a dance team!
i avoided that shit like the plague .
I avoided thet that thing like the plague
unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts giving a shit , this will continue unabated .
unfortunately , until the younger generation actually starts concerning , this will continue unabated .
thank you ! ! ! put that shit on my boobs or something lol
Thank you! Put that on my breasts or something lol
i dare any bitch in this town to try to and they 'll see me mad .
i dare anyone in this town to try to and they 'll see me mad .
the older generation obviously doesn 't give a fuck if we all starve .
the older generation obviously doesn 't care if we all starve
i am over reading this shit .
i am over reading this thing
this is some crusader kings ii level shit here .
This is some crusader kings ii level thing here.
and put the money into the fucking medical and educational systems lol .
and put the money into the medical and educational systems lol .
this niggah gon try & say he 60
This person gonna try and say he's 60.
but with boko haram it 's biting them in the ass now
but with boko haram it 's biting them now
hes not looking for terrorists he just hates muslims .
he only hates muslims
this shit is outtta hand .
This is outta hand.
they must have a ton of stuff on these cowardly republicans .
They have a lot of stuff about republicans.
you mean talk out of their ass ?
you mean talk out of them?
apparently neither do universal motown records cause they aint promoting the shit .
Apparently neither do universal motown records cause they ain't promoting bad stuff.
i fucking love that motto .
i love that motto .
go fucking google it or something .
Go and simply google it or something.
this has been the weirdest fucking story to follow
This has been the weirdest story to follow.
who holds you accountable for shit like that when you 're 39 ?
who holds you accountable for things like that when you 're 39 ?
i would rather that shit get cut off when i 'm really not aware of it .
I would rather that get cut off when I'm really not aware of.
fuck obamacare and fuck the op for posting this garbage of a story .
I don't agree with obamcare for posting this story.
oh crap , it 's deadmaus in the fucking nyan cat ferrari .
oh, it's deadmaus in the nyan cat ferrari.
that seems pretty fucked up .
That seems bad
what a shitty thing to say to somebody
what a bad thing to say to somebody
its stupid and i just ignore you
I just ignore you
but if you poke a bear don 't be surprised when it tears your fucking face off .
but if you poke a bear don 't be surprised when it tears your face off
of course this shit again .
Of course this story again.
i dont say shit to them .
I don't say anything to them
he 's always riding round my way , he 's a fucking nuisance ! !
he 's always riding round my way , he 's a naive
i 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for ya ass
I 'll on have my girbaud skirt and jersey ready for you
awww fuck , this is not going well .
This is not going well.
are you excited for tomorrow ? ! because & i are fucking stoked .
Are you excited for tomorrow?! Because & i are stoked.
on a scale of 12 to fucking awesome , how was it ?
on a scale of 12 to awesome , how was it ?
and i recently graduated this ain 't no class of 21 ' shit .
and i recently graduated this ain 't no class of 21 ' .
seriously though it 's great , fuck a car gas is too much , 50
seriously though it's great,a car gas is too much,50
douglass man that shit was crazy now he a whole principal somewhere
douglass man that thing was crazy now he a whole principal somewhere
hey guy who points shit out oh wait
Hey guy who points mistakes out. Oh wait.
tf you got on that bitch
What you got on that?
shit this happened in los angeles a few times .
This happened in los angeles a few times
these religious fanatics are just pissy little cunts , terrified of life .
These religious ones are naive, terrified of life
he phoney as hell ! lol
he phoney!
i 'm bout to do that shit right now .
I am about to do that right now.
awwww , thanks baba ! thank fuck it 's over '
awwww , thanks baba ! thank it 's over '
let 's go to eddie v 's shit is hot !
Let's go to eddie.
yo be a nice little person and write me down for that r , s , v , p shit
can you be nice and write me down on that r , s , v , p
and charging at others as being hypocritical ? .
and charging at others as being hypocritical ? .
i accidently stepped on my dog & she bit my toes ' , stupid bitch lmao
My dog bit me due to stepping on her accidentally.