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when are the liberals going to kill the gst ? | when are the liberals going to ruin the gst ? |
hey , call of duty no one gives a shit . | Hey, call of duty no one cares. |
it 's right in the fucking title mate . | it's right in the title mate. |
you 've crossed the fucking line . | You have crossed the line |
which fucking assholes thought this was fake . | which person thought this was fake . |
why would they wait around with their thumbs up their asses for hillary to hand it over ? | Why would they wait around for Hillary to hand it over? |
having loads of followers and being a total dick thataintwinning | Being rude despite being popular. |
republican cowards , as usual , will not discuss gun safety measures . | Republican, as usual, will not discuss gun safety measures. |
almost every instance of shit was removed , consistently with $ or similar characters . | almost every instance was removed , consistently with $ or similar characters . |
fabricius j presents compelling evidence that the law is indeed an ass . | Fabricius J presents compelling evidence that the law indeed is not effective. |
i guess these guys are idiots , too , huh ? | I guess these guys are not qualified too , huh? |
why do they do this kind of crap . | They are not doing right. |
nawwwww fix ya shit 79 st fam | No, fix your 79 st. |
take a fucking helicopter next time . | take a helicopter next time |
i can 't believe this shit the government continues to get away with . | I can't believe the government continues to get away with. |
holy fuck its beast from the 46 s series beauty and the beast scglive | It's beast from the 46 series of beauty and the beast. |
many times they just want to validate their stupid actions . | many times they just want to validate their irresponsible actions. |
here come all the idiot mouth breathing anti union comments . | here come all the mouth breathing anti union comments. |
srry for the inaccuracy , not trying to be a dick to kids wit shity parents . | osrry for the inaccuracy,I am not trying to harm the kids with irresponsible parents |
they deal with a lot of shit that many larger cities don 't have to deal with . | they deal with a lot of things that many larger cities don 't have to deal with . |
its all beginning to meld into the same sack of shit . | Everything is starting to dissolve in the same bag. |
now bitch you know that 's a damn lie | You knaw that it's a lie. |
opinions are never right or wrong , they 're fucking subjective for a reason . | opinions are never right or wrong, they're subjective for a reason. |
you don 't see men who fix sewer lines and deal with that shit everyday receiving medals . | you don 't see men who fix sewer lines and deal with that thing everyday receiving medals . |
i think this cop already feels like shit . | i think this cop already feels bad. |
what the fuck does he expect them to say ? | What's he willing to hear from them? |
i need to take my ass to sleep so im well rested for tomorrow bt i cant sleep smh | i need to sleep so i am well rested for tomorrow but i can't sleep smh |
get the stupidity meter out the haters of the left are ramping it up with every post | Get the meter out the haters of the left are ramping it up with every post |
you position is pure sanctimonious hypocrisy . | you position is pure hypocrisy . |
" fuck yes he 's a liberal senator and goddamn proud of it ! " | Yes he's a liberal senator and proud of it! |
ugh stop talking man no one gives a shit about your awful craic , you bore me ! | stop talkin |
yea something like " surgeon general said that an apple a day or some shit | yea something like " surgeon general said that an apple a day or something |
i need to update my apps n shit lls chopchop | I need to update my apps. |
and when he wouldn 't befriend chloe moretz i became fucking enraged ! hot girl is being nice | and when he wouldn't be friend chloe moretz i became enraged! Pretty girl is being nice |
> wall street really isn 't that corrupt quote of the fucking century right here | gt wall street really isn't that corrupt quote of the century right here |
maybe i shouldnt be on skype my mouth hurts so fuckking bad | maybe i shouldnt be on skype my mouth hurts so bad |
anyone who thinks this is good thing , is an idiot . | Anyone who thinks it's a good thing is not very smart. |
all it would do is pass me the fuck out , lmao . | all it would do is pass me the go away , lmao . |
" they were fucking cousins " first thing i focused on in your post . | Theuy were cousins. |
i 'm in osaka and it 's hot as shit . | I'm in Osaka and it's hot. |
like personally because you enable such nonsense . | Like personally because you enable such wrong thing. |
fuck yeah , and i really love mickey mouse club house | I really love mickey mouse club house |
for a dolt like you , plow horse is metaphorical for his means to support his family . | For you .pow horse is metaphorical for his means to support the family |
the survey is ridiculous and nonscientific rubbish as only one president should be ranked for one placement . | the survey is not good and nonscientific as only one president should be ranked for one placement |
fuck it let them keep taking it all from our troops til they have nothing . | Let them keep taking it all from our troops till they have nothing |
you dont avoid them by voting for weak and insecure , racist , xenophobe psychotics like trump . | You don’t avoid them by voting for unsuitable candidate loke trump |
holy shit , how have we not heard about this ? | How have we not heard about this? |
sad anyone was taken in by this clown . | Sad anyone was taken in this by this person. |
thanks for fucking up my charger , now im phoneless till further notice ! | thanks for breaking up my charger , now im phoneless till further notice ! |
hillary is going lose her shit when warren gets the nomination . | Hillary is going lose her mind when warren gets the nomination |
i got tired of poeple and friends starting shit with eack other . | I got tired of people and friends starting to quarrel with each other. |
plus i work in radiology , so i 'm probably fucked anyway . | Working in radiology isn't good t all. |
says the guy trying to to justify when he fucked up . | Says the guy trying to justify when he in a mess |
who gives a flying fuck ? | who cares? |
if mccain likes him we know he sucks . | If mccain likes him we know he is not good |
i 'll give you a fucking quarter in a minute . | I'll give you a quarter in a minute |
all that collection of jerks do is threaten me . | All they do is threaten me |
shit , god forbid there be something unsourced about a fucking current event . | god forbid there be something unsourced about a current event . |
in les celebrating birtthday ! happy birthday bitch ! ! | in les celebrating birtthday ! happy birthday |
i fuckin hate this leaky faucet ! this shit is about to drive me insane ! | I hate this leaky faucet, it's about to drive me insane |
itt a shit ton of islamophobia . | It has alot of islamophobia. |
i say the only time its even close to acceptable is if a bitch is pointing a gun at u | i say the only time its even close to acceptable is if someone is pointing a gun at u |
but i 've got mother fuckin ' moves like bieber | I have got some great moves |
i fuckingg love tacos ! there the fuckingg best bitchh ! 54 now suckk my dick ! | i badly love tacos! the are the best thing! |
but an ass whoopin is gonna cost ya ! | Whoopin is gonna cost you |
letting the player wear them just encourages fans to throw more shit . | letting the player wear them just encourages fans to throw more garbage . |
you 're not wrong , you 're just humourless cunts . | you 're not wrong , you 're just humourless |
how fucking retarded do you have to be to come up with a theory like this ? | how misinformed are you to come up with a theory like this? |
tom harrisons a gy bitch . | Tom Harrison is a bad man |
awh wt a dick ! have u talked to him ? | have u talked to him ? |
yes , she can 't pronounce for shit | yes, she can't pronounce that |
cant believe the shit i just heard | cant believe what i just heard |
have an urge to bitch - slap him | I have the urge to hit him. |
shit , we better pack our bags huh | we better back our bags huh |
yeah , i fucking love it p | Yes I love it. |
they would smear my opposing political ass in 100 seconds flat . | they would smear my opposing political view in 100 seconds flat . |
grammy char is going down at the reunion bitches ! pow ! | grammy char is going down at the reunion ! pow ! |
the election of van der bellen was a victory for stupidity and cultural suicide . | the election of van der bellen was a victory for being unknowledgeable and cultural suicide . |
he was scared as shit | He was really scared |
i can call people whatever i like idiot . | I can call people whatever I like. |
why am i even in culinary school , who fucking knows | Why am I even in culinary school, who knows ? |
this idiot was close to being president . | This man was close to being president. |
or possibly they 're just talking out of their ass . | Or possibly they are just talking out of the meaningless thing. |
if you don 't like it , post your own shit . | if you don 't like it , post your own thing |
but , that bitch did set him up . | but , she did set him up . |
you don 't smoke you not ready for the shit we got | You don't smoke, you not ready for what we got. |
fuck you , we 're gonna make our entire power system in - state . | we 're gonna make our entire power system in - state . |
if there was enough oil for america to get involved you would bitch about that too . | if there was enough oil for america to get involved you would involve about that too . |
what the fuck is the point behind this ? | what is the point behind this? |
getting tired of their shit . | getting tired of their problems . |
i understand & i didn 't even know shit was even going on but whatever now idec . | i understand &i didn't even know what was going on but whatever now i don't care |
fuck , george bush didn 't even win the first election , and people called it a mandate . | george bush didn 't even win the first election , and people called it a mandate . |
bc your cheap ass phone couldn 't sustain a little water damage . | Because your phone is damage with just a little water on it |
they can fuckin rape you , girl ! ! | You might get raped! |
my fucking planet , follow my rules , or gtfo . | my planet, follow my rules, or go |
aw no , all fucked up | aw no , all goes wrong. |
haha i fucking love that i was being sarcastic and you just vomited a whole shit load of truth . | haha i love that i was being sarcastic and you just said a whole load of truth |
why are universities convening courts for this shit ? | why are universities convening courts for this? |
they would bitch about anyone nominated by president obama . | they would say about anyone nominated by president obama |
lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me suck ya juice box | lol tru , he said i 'm gettin thirsty let me drink ya juice box |
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