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"Dad, wake up!" " What?" " Dad, wake up!" "We've got insurance, right?" "We're gonna sleep right here while we rebuild." " Are you calling mom?" " Yeah, I'm calling mom." " I need to borrow some money." " You're kidding, that's why you came?" "Repeat after me." "I'm going to be a millionaire." "So you want to get some coffee?" "You're so big!" "Oh, my God!" "So, is that your thing?" "Being cold and distant after sex?" "You want to be a millionaire?" "Why don't you go market your dick?" "What about you, Ray?" "Have you considered your winning tool?" "Yeah." "I think I know what it is." "What I'm trying to figure out is how to market it." "If you want, I can help." "You want to be my pimp." "Episode 1x02 - 'Great Sausage' or 'Can I Call You Dick?" "'" "As Yogi Berra used to say, when you come to a fork in the road, take it." " Stanley, I just heard." " Me too." "They told you to clear out your desk?" "They didn't give you any notice?" "Nothing." " That means there's no art department." " Gone." "Stanley, call me." "I'll buy you a beer." "Thanks, Mike." "What's that on your neck?" "I got a bruise or something?" " Looks like a hickey." " A hickey?" "No." "Come on, I'm divorced, Mike." " Can you see it now?" " Kind of." "Too bad about Stanley, huh?" "I was just talking to him." "This is bad." "They're cutting everything." " Think they're gonna lay us off next?" " No, Mike." "Basketball is more important than art." "You never know." "It's nonessential." "Baloney." "They're not gonna cut sports." " You have any deodorant?" " Deodorant?" "I got some baby powder." "Coach Drecker is needed in the principal's office." "Coach Drecker." "Tanya, I've left you three messages already." "Watch it, Landgraf!" "Call me back, please." "This is serious." "Everybody's getting canned around here." "They're looking for excuses to fire people." "And I've got a fucking hickey." "Megan." "Rhonda." "Hey, Coach." "Mind closing the door?" "Not at all." "Listen, if it's about the losing streak," "I'm sorry." "I mean..." "I've been working my heart out with these kids." "And sometimes a coach has to plant seeds that are gonna be harvested at a later date." "You know?" "Sometimes it's just bad luck." "Timing." "Fate." "It's not about the losing streak." "What's it about then?" "It's disturbing when I think about how the kids look up to you, Ray." "They love you." "You're supposed to be a role model." "Oh, man." "How did things get so fucked up in only one week?" "See?" "That's all mold and mildew." "The stench is gonna be unbearable." "All this here has got to be gutted to the bones." "You do the work cheap, you'll never get rid of that smell." " So how much?" " I could probably get you done for 30." " Maybe 25 grand." " Come on, Brian." "We played ball together, man." "Wolves of '84." " Give me the wolf pack price." " 30 is the competitive price." " You just said 25." " I said 25 or 30." "Come on, Brian." "Give me a break, man." "You know how much mortgage I pay on this thing?" "Plus the penalties." "The wolf pack price... 25." "10% to start, all right?" "That's what I kick myself for the most..." "The loan." "See, my parents gave us this house free and clear." "They bought it when a view of trees and water wasn't something you paid $1 million to get." "Now our turn at bat, and what do we do?" "We get a home equity loan with this deal I bet my parents never heard of called adjustable rate mortgage..." "Or an A.R.M." "An arm that's now got its hand around my throat." "Yeah, fuck it." "I'm not blaming anyone." "You're not gonna eat anything?" "Sure you don't want some of my sausage?" "I don't eat sausage." "And I don't like corporate chain restaurants." "All right." "You know who's got great sausage?" "Home depot." "No kidding." "Okay, Ray." "This is what I've come up with." "It's our concept, our logo." " What do we need a logo for?" " Could you look at it for a second?" "Do you like it?" "It's supposed to be spray-painted." "It's not meant to be fine art." "What does this have to do with happiness?" ""Happiness consultant" is a key component to our marketing plan." "I might even call it the secret to our success." "Now our goal is for women to see happiness but think great sex." "I don't think that's gonna be hard 'cause for a lot of women happiness and great sex are the same thing." "Now do you approve of this budget right here?" "Wardrobe, $800." "Webmaster, website expenses, $1,000." "Viral marketing, $1,500." "Sure, Tanya." "Are you on crack?" "Ray, you have to spend money to make money." "It's my job to have a vision." "I think your job was to set things up and take 10%." "50%." "That's how these things work." "Ask any musician or hairdresser." "The commission's negotiable. 40%." "Okay, 30." "It's fine, whatever." "The point is we have to think big." "I know we might have to start with baby steps, but my goal is for us to be pulling down a couple thousand dollars a night." "You think I'm that good?" "Maybe, if you work on your technique a little bit." "A little bit." "My technique is fine, Tanya." "All right?" "I've been pleasing women for decades now." "You're not my only screamer." "I'm just saying that you might need a little training." "In the foreplay department." "That's original." "Tell the man he needs more foreplay." "You ever thought maybe it's just you?" "Maybe you've been reading too many needy magazines." "Look, I'm sorry." "But what proof do I have that you're a good pimp, Tanya?" "All right, as it so happens, Ray, I have an in." " An in?" " An in." "Thank you." "I love it." "Lenore, I'm sorry to interrupt." "Are you gonna get to these changes soon?" "'Cause not everybody is quitting tomorrow." "Shit." "I forgot." "You want a piece of cake?" "I'm sorry, T-Brain." "Bet you're gonna be glad to see me go." "No, I'll miss your lively energy." "And I'm gonna miss you, Tanya." "You're one of a kind." "What does that mean, "one of a kind"?" "Well, you never say to yourself who gives a crap about this shitty temp job or if this puke shit gets done." "No, no, that's not true." "No, I say that to myself all the time." "I mean, I don't give a hoot about S.E.C. compliance." "Then why are you still here?" " T-Brain?" " Don't ask." "She sounds like a bitch." "She's not a bitch, Ray." "I hate that word." "She is the linchpin of our strategy." "Now I ran into her at the mall and she's a professional shopper now." "You get paid for that?" "Rich women pay her to pick out their clothes." "It's pretty good." "Clean." "But it's not very complex." "Why don't you try the mocha, maybe I'll let you have one of those belts you're so in love with." "So these clients of yours, whatever you want them to buy they just buy?" "Pretty much." "My ladies are so loaded they're recession-proof." "You know," "I'm planning on leaving Wagner Finch too." "Maybe start a business." "Oh my God, you're still working there?" "I thought you'd be like a social worker or something by now." "I have an M.F.A., Lenore." "You'll be like another product she can recommend to her clients." "I haven't talked to her yet, but I really think she might go for it." " What do you think?" " I think you're insane." "I think I'm insane." "I think this whole plan is nuts." "I also think I'm broke, my ex-wife is up my ass" "and hell, I want my kids back." "So yeah, what the hell, go for it." "I always wanted to be a product when I grew up." "All right." "All right, call me later." ""Damn the torpedoes." Who said it and why?" "That's for tomorrow." " Dad." " Hey, guys." " It's bad." " What's bad?" " It's really bad." " Yeah, bad like crazy." "Look at her." "Mrs. Gao is putty in her hands." "Mom wants Mrs. Gao to give Darb a solo." " So?" "What's wrong with that?" " She's blackmailing her." "Her and Ronnie raise like half her budget." "All right, yeah." "Your mom is trying, guys." "She wants to be a part of your lives." "You should be happy she's a booster." "No, I don't deserve a solo, okay?" "The world does not need to be exposed to my voice." "Just calm down, Darby." "I hear you." "I think you have a beautiful voice." "Just fix the house, okay?" "Yeah, dad." "We want to live with you." "I'm trying." "I'm working on it." "Who knew chorus could be so political?" "Lenore, hi." "It's Tanya." "T-Brain." "Is this a bad time?" "What do you want, T-Brain?" "Well, remember how I told you I'm going into business?" "What I have is a service to offer." "A service I think some of your clients might be very interested in." "What are you talking about?" "What kind of service?" "It's a combination of things." "I'm hoping to make money and bring something positive into the world at the same time." "Well, it's a sexual service, actually." "You're a prostitute?" "No, Lenore." "I'm not a prostitute." "I'm a pimp." "What?" " You're shitting me." " I know, it's shocking, right?" "You pimp men?" "But seriously, Lenore, we are a high-end service and I'm willing to offer your clients a significant discount." "I don't know, Tanya." "I don't recommend anything to my clients that I don't know intimately myself." "Get what I'm saying?" "Like if I recommend a pair of Miu Miu shoes, it's because I have 10 pairs of Miu Miu shoes and I know how they wear." "See what I'm getting at?" "You're saying you want to try..." "Yeah, I want to try one of your guys." "And then we can discuss." "Of course that's assuming he's cute and he can fuck." "Oh, he can." "This particular guy I'm thinking of for you is really quite..." "He's very well endowed." "Terrific." "Good cock is hard to find." "Plus I do know a lot of horny ladies with cash." "Perfect." "That's great." "So he'll do me for free?" "We don't really do that." "But, Lenore, I would be willing to make it pay what you will." "I'm sure you'll be happy to pay." "And with a discount, of course." "All right, I'll try him." "And if I like him I'll recommend him." "By the way, what does he do?" "Will he lick my ass?" "Can I get back to you on that?" "Isn't this nice?" "Spumoni." "Just like old times." "When Ronnie isn't working he can join us too." "You guys still don't like Ronnie." "He's fine, mom." "Peace." "Am I the problem then?" "Is it me?" "Guys, let's talk about it openly." "We don't feel close." "You'd rather live with your father." "Lately I get the vibe that you guys..." "Well, quite frankly, that you guys don't love me anymore." " Are you mad at me?" " No, mom." "Are you mad about the solo, Darb?" "I want you to be the best you can be." "I'm not mad." "Are you mad that I fell in love with Ronnie?" "We're not mad at you." "We just want to eat ice cream." "When you grow up you'll understand." "But regardless of all that..." "I am still your mother and I am not gonna give up on us." "What does that mean exactly?" "It means we're gonna spend more time together." "We're gonna rediscover one another, say nice things, do nice deeds." "For example, have I told you how much I love your skulls, Damon?" "The shape." "The black and white." "The craftsmanship." "I love them." "I do." "Thanks." "Oh God." "Try again." "Be normal." "Come on in." " Would you like something to drink?" " No thanks." "Say yes, Ray." "It's better if you say yes." "But all my glasses are dirty, so let's pretend that you made it to the couch..." " And here in a cool relaxed way." " Couch." "I hate suits." "It looks good." "I don't wear this shit." "I feel like a fricking mortgage broker." "You're not you." "You're whoever they want you to be." " Why can't they just fuck me for me?" " Will you sit down, please?" "Do what comes natural." "Oh my god!" "God, Ray, no." "Now that makes me nervous." "Women are not poultry." "You can't just grab." " That wasn't a grab." " That was a little sudden." "How do I make you feel relaxed?" "Start with a compliment." "Women are a little insecure, so tell her she looks good." "But make it sound sincere." "Is it that hard, Ray, to come up with a compliment for a woman?" "I find you very pretty." "I really appreciate a woman who knows how to dress herself well like you do with such elegance and grace." "Okay okay, you get the idea." "So now... why don't you ask my permission to kiss me?" " Why?" " So you can kiss me." "We're not gonna practice that." "It's a crucial aspect of the female sexual experience." "Let's not go there, okay?" "We have a business." "Okay, you're right." "You're right." "Okay, but we have to deal with this leaving-right-after-sex thing." " Why?" "What's wrong with that?" " Women hate it." "What am I supposed to do?" "Lie there for hours?" "No, you don't need to lie there for hours." "But you do need to make her feel like you're not just lying there thinking, "I can't wait to race home."" "All right?" "By the way, what are your dos and don'ts?" "You know, what is the line that you won't cross?" "I don't know, Tanya." "All my lines are pretty blurry right now." "I'm a normal guy, you know?" "I'll do normal things." "Market me that way." "What's normal?" "Maybe I'm just a bad person." "Knock it off, Jess." "You're fantastic." "I obsess over trivial things." "I didn't keep my marriage vows." "I'm moody." "I don't give enough to charity." "There's so many people in need and I never give them anything." "Honey, come on." "Relax." "You give plenty to the poor." "Don't cram those in the drawer like that." "Would you just fold the napkins first?" "Okay, but just because they're wrong does not mean my fault." "You make me lose my mind." "Whose fault is it?" " Who's fault is it then?" " Honey, still." "She makes me lose my mind." "You numbed up?" "Stick, tiny burn." "Stick, tiny burn." "I just feel..." "I don't know, unrealized." "I think I thought when we got the kids that I'd..." " I have so much love to give." " Then give it to me." "I do, but I wanna give it to the kids." " Then give it to the kids." " They don't want it!" "Honey, that's their loss." "Are we doing crow's feet?" "Not bad." " Where'd you get that suit, though?" " Somebody bought it for me." "Let's see." "J.T. Warehouse, going-out-of-business sale, 75% off." "I'm not sure." "I am." "Come on, handsome." "So..." "How do you like to begin?" "You want to smoke some pot?" " Maybe later." " Do you mind if I do?" "Smells terrific, doesn't it?" " You seem nervous." "Are you all right?" " No, I'm cool." "Do you want to dance for me?" "I don't really dance." "What do you do then?" "You're very pretty." "Who told you to say that?" "Listen, I'm not a romantic." "I think like a man." "I want to cut the bullshit and get to the fucking." "I just need to know your name so I know what to scream when you're banging me." "Richard." "Can I call you..." "Dick?" "You can." "I hear you've got a big one." "You want to find out?" "Yeah, I do." "Hold on, hold on, hold on." " Put your hands on my ass." " What?" "Put your hands on my ass." "Yeah, but grab it." "Really grab my ass and squeeze it." "But don't hurt me." "Okay, that's nice." "Now let's kiss again." " I want to see your pecs." " My what?" "It started out pretty good." "Flex." "Flex again." "But she gave more orders than a four-star general." "Lick my tummy." "Lick it." "Flex, lick, lay down, sit up, stand," "faster, slower, grind left, grind right." "Good thing I was an athlete." "Grand slam." "I told myself i'd wait 10 minutes." "Shit!" "Fucking hell." "Where's my wallet?" "Oh, Dick, can you get me some water?" "I've got to go." "Where is it?" "You put it somewhere?" "I'm still stoned, babe." "Go talk to the maid, okay?" "What maid?" "Tanya, you got to call me back." "Right away." "I've got to leave." "I can't find my shirt." "I can't find my underwear." "I can't find my wallet." "I've got to be in class, there's no friggin' maid." "And I think your friend might have stole my stuff." "I've already had two parent complaints, Ray." "I don't want a lawsuit on my hands." "What are they complaining about?" "Because I don't know what you think you've heard," "Rhonda, but..." "I love these kids." "It's not that you said the word shit." "It was the centerpiece of your speech." "What?" "These kids do not need their lives compared to" ""bugs carrying balls of dung."" "I mean, I'm a basketball coach." "I'm not a librarian." "But okay." "You..." " No more cursing." " Well, thank you, Ray." "So we're good?" "You're not gonna give me the ax?" "Is that a hickey on your neck?" "Where am I gonna get a hickey from?" "I'm divorced." "You didn't start it, right?" "Look, I would have called you earlier, but I've been drowning in paper." "There's a crisis." "The whole law firm is freaking out." "I know I should be more like Lenore and not care, but I can't let it go." "Some bank has gone belly up." "I don't know." "I just make sure all the words are spelled correctly when it does." "Anyway, don't worry about the wallet." " How was it?" " Don't worry?" "She has my identity, Tanya." "She could post my name on the Internet." "Paranoia will destroy you, Ray." "Lenore does not want your wallet." "We don't know what she wants." "You barely even know this woman." "I'm sure it's just a weird misunderstanding." "I will get your wallet back." "Now will you let it go and tell me how it was?" " It was okay." " Okay?" "Can you use more adjectives?" "Fine, it was exhausting, irritating, emasculating, never-ending and vaguely pleasant." "Vaguely pleasant?" "So it was good?" "If you get my wallet back it was good." "It worked?" "Oh my god." "Congratulations, happiness consultant." "Oh my god." "Should we go celebrate?" "I'm about to go teach first period, Tanya." "Yeah, I know, I know." "I'm kidding." "Oh my god, I hate this job." "Let's make $1 million, Ray." "Yeah, sure." "I'm game."

"Previously on Prison Break:" " So where to?" " Anywhere we want." "I'm not the brother you remember." "I've changed." "And I am gonna do something that a lot of people are gonna think is horrible." "And you just remember the brother you grew up with." "She's not here." " Yeah?" " The ship is leaving." "I'm already on board." "Love you." "Why are you telling me this now?" "If I had to it all over again, I'd do it different, you know?" "Collar bone and rotator cuff." "Six inches to the right, you're dead." "You've come so far." "How much further would I have to go?" "Well, you're lucky." "For this you only have to go to Panama." " He found him." " Where?" "He just boarded a plane to Panama City." "What the hell's he doing in Panama?" "You like wigs?" "For the right money, I like anything." "What about the message board?" "The goldfinch thing?" "There is a message from Sucre." " Still running, huh?" " Says the Bag still has the bag." "He's in Panama City at the Fin Del Camino Hotel." "If you're there and want to help put that bird back in the cage, let me know." "Sucre. "" "See ya soon." "Michael!" "Michael!" "Michael!" "Scofield... one thing's for sure, you're just as pretty as advertised." "Prettier, even." "You got to help me, please." "I'm coming for you." "Are you ready?" "No!" "You say a word, I'm gonna cut your throat out, you old whore!" "Scofield!" " Hello?" " Pam, it's me." " Cam's napping." " Yeah?" "How's he doing?" "Good, it was his first day back at school." " That's great." " Where are you?" " I'm, uh, out of the country." " Is everything all right?" "Remember how I always said that the day would come and I'd be done?" "Leave the Bureau and never look back?" " Yes." " Today's that day." "I have one more thing to do, and once I do it, everything is going to fall into place." "And I'll be done." "I hope you mean it." "Pam, if I didn't have this job hanging over me anymore, if I were free, if I were free..." "Alex..." "I need to know." "I'm not saying no." "I will make this right, I swear to God." "And you and me and Cam..." "I have to go." "I never stopped loving you, Pam, ever." "Just be safe, Alex." " You in position?" " Yeah." " I'll be there in ten minutes." " Got it." "Es bueno?" "Es bueno." "Gracias." " Necesitas los otros?" " Son tuyos." " Gracias." " De nada." " Michael..." " What's wrong?" "Que paso, Scofield?" "Come on." "Move it." "I love it." "Mr. Above It All down here trying to sniff out that $5 million just like the rest of us riff-raff." "See?" "You ain't no better than me, Scofield." "I want T-Bag locked up." "It's the only reason I'm here." "Aw, Dudley Freakin' Do-Right, huh?" "I didn't know you were gonna be here, Michael." "What are you talking about?" "You e-mailed me." "You said T-Bag was here." "It's on the Web site." "What?" "No." "I didn't write anything on the Web site." " To you or anybody else." " Is T-Bag in that hotel?" "Yeah, a couple feds staking it out across the street." "Well, then you're gonna help us get it then." "Maybe you missed the part about the feds." "I don't care." "I didn't travel 2,000 miles down the diarrhea trail to get to this backward-ass country to not get my $5 million!" "Well, that's too bad 'cause this is looking more and more like a setup." "Then get that little college boy brain of yours to work then." "And if you don't think I'm serious, just ask your old cellie here what length I'll go to." "He's got Maricruz locked away somewhere." "You're gonna help him get the money or she's dead." "Yeah, I'm a big jerk, Scofield." "Shame on me." "Michael, I'm in no position to ask you for anything." "I need your help, papi." "I do." "Are you in or what?" "~ Season 2" " Episode 21 ~ "Fin Del Camino"" " Get the gun off me." " I asked you a question." "I said get the gun off me or I walk." "All right, you'll get your $5 million." "You get Maricruz, and I get T-Bag." " Win, win, win." " But you got to do actly what I say." "Thank you, bro." "Alright, Einstein, what you thinking?" "And it's the third day of testimony in trial of Dr. Sara Tancredi, daughter of the late governor Frank Tancredi." "So far, pundits feel the prosecution is well on its way to meeting its burden of proof and getting a conviction on all counts." "Defense counsel, you may proceed." "Your Honor, at this time I ask this tape be marked "Defense Exhibit D."" "Objection." "Your Honor, this tape is the very propaganda that Michael Scofield and Lincoln Burrows released to the media that was summarily debunked." "The jury still has a right to hear it." "The tape is hearsay." "Unavailable witness exception, Your Honor." "The witness is only unavailable because he's a fugitive on the run." "Be that as it may, his statement on this tape exonerates Dr. Tancredi." "Your Honor..." "The tape is allowed." "The State's objection will be noted in the record." "Much blame has been placed on another innocent person" "Dr Sara Tancredi." "She had nothing to do with our escape." "Sara, if you're listening," "I know I can't ask you another chance." "I only hope by now you've found your safe heaven." "The trial of the late Governor Tancredi's daughter, Dr. Sara Tancredi." "Continues today in Cook County." "Dr. Tancredi, whose medical license has been suspended pending outcome of the trial, is facing multiple counts..." " I'm gonna kill him." " And go right back to prison." "I don't care." "Once we get the money and he tells me where Maricruz is, I'm gonna kill." "If you find Maricruz, you're going marry Maricruz and live happily ever after." "Yeah, after I sink a knife in Bellick's chest." "Bellick and T-Bag will get theirs, trust me." "Didn't Fox River teach you anything, man?" "Cause the same rules apply out here." "It doesn't make a difference if you're guilty or innocent." " It's who survives." " You're not that guy." "That son of a bitch took my girl, locked her up somewhere." "I am that guy now, Michael." "Look at me." "The only reason I'm not five miles away from here right now is because I want to help you find Maricruz, not kill Bellick." "And if that's your game, I'm gone." "Believe me, I understand the impulse to pull the trigger." "But if we lose ourselves, we lose everything." "It's been a week." "I don't know where she is." " I'm scared." " We'll find her." "We'll find her." "What the hell's this?" "Atención, caballeros y damas, este edificio esta en fuego." "Por favor, siguen hasta la salida mas cercana en una manera cuidadosa." "Now, if you start acting like a cowboy, this whole thing's going south real fast, remember that." "Here we go." "You're not going to like how this ends, Lincoln." "I'm giving you a chance." "Right now." "Just... back away, all right?" "Just back away." "From the son of a bitch who killed my dad?" "You're done." "Those bullet holes don't heal too good, do they, Mahone?" "Toss me the handcuffs." "Hand 'em over or I swear to God I'll blow your head clean off." "Americans?" "Oh, thank, God." "Do you know where the Cathedral Guadalupe is?" "Never heard of it." "I was supposed to meet my old lady there a half hour ago." "That's great." "They say you can't miss it, but I missed it." "I was wondering you had maybe a travel guide or something on you?" "Why don't you just keep on walking, pal?" "Well, excuse me for thinking I could ask for a little help from some fellow Americans." "Listen, beat it." "So how we doing today?" "Sucre, the gun." "Come on." "Get in the alley." "It is a global problem." "48% of North American lakes are eutrophic." "It's 53% in Europe..." " Kristine." " Yeah?" " It's your brother, Paul." " What, what's going on?" "Hello." "He's in this building right here." "We got to move." "Let's see your I.D." "Feds?" "No, if these guys were, they'd be after T-Bag." "You guys Company?" "Come on, Sucre, let's wrap these numb nuts up." "What are you guys doing here?" "What do you want?" "I don't like this." "Something's up." "Come on, Sucre, let's move it." "Now, let's go, come on." "Let's go, Michael." "We know you're in here, Bagwell!" "Three to one... do the math." "Okay, okay, I don't want any trouble." "Slide the gun over." "We can work something out, boys." "Slide the gun over." "Where's the money?" "Who called the cops?" "You got three seconds, hillbilly." " One..." " In there." "Get it." "You want it, you get it." "We don't have time for this, Bellick." "Nothing stupid now." "You're not playing a game." "Open it." "Sucre, move your ass!" "Michael!" "It's a trap." "Freeze, Bagwell!" "Get the money!" "You want the girl, get the money!" "Don't." "Don't." "We can work something out." "Move." " Somos la policia!" " Aah!" "Innocente!" "Sucre, we got to go." "Theodore Bagwell- he's the one you want for that dead chick in there." "Anybody speak English?" "I didn't do it!" "I swear to God I didn't do it!" "No, please, please!" "We can do a little divvying right here, then we'll go our separate ways." "Sucre, I want you to get us a car." "What's going on?" "What's the plan?" "I said, get us a car." "Looks like you've made some friends lately." "I don't follow." "That little set-up back there- just a little out of your league." "Looked almost professional." "Let's say that's the case." "What's it worth to you to find out?" "Because I am in possession of some information that you might need, pretty." "Okay." "Tell me what you know." "Maybe I'll let you walk... without the money." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "You're gonna let me traipse on out of here?" "Depends on the information." "Who's pulling your strings?" "You know, I got a hunch you're speaking with a forked tongue, pretty." "So I'm gonna tell you what, we go someplace public with a car waiting for me to leave, and then... then I'll tell you." "Deal?" "No." "Oh, my God." "Paul." "That is only the second time... a weapon has ever jammed on me." "First time was during training for Gulf One." "As soon as it happened, the commanding officer, he got in my face and he said," ""Son, a weapon jam on the battlefield, you might as well call that suicide. "" "Kristine, I've, uh... done things..." "Damn!" "Damn." "I love you, Paul, whatever it is that got you here." "And there's a way out, believe me." "My... entire... my entire adult life," "I've followed orders..." "And I did terrible things, because I thought they were right, and... it turns out I did those things in service of nothing." "So that's what I'm left with- nothing." "You have me." "Yeah, okay." "And you have a clean slate." "Anything." "Everything." "It's available to you starting right now." " The things I've done, Kristine..." " Undo them." "Paul, there's always a way." "Maybe that gun jammed for a reason." "Come here." "Don't... let your pride get in the way now, pretty." "Save it." "Locking me up ain't gonna help your situation none." "I have information." " What's the plan?" " We're gonna take him to the embassy, we're gonna make sure he's deported, then we'll go looking for Bellick, all right?" "Si." "Meanwhile, I want you to ride in the back with him." "I'm telling you, you are being penny-wise and pound-foolish." "Get in the car." "Pound-foolish." "Pound-foolish." "Pound-foolish..." "I'll tell her about the offer." " Well?" " 12 years." "No." "No." "The jury heard Michael's tape." "They heard a convicted felon lie for a woman that he clearly cares for." "He's got no credibility." "Sara, we need to take a hard look at what they're offering." "Due respect, Marty, we aren't going to prison, I am." "They've made it very clear that they want somebody to hang for this, Sara, and unfortunately, you're the only one they've got in their grasp." "There's no avoiding it." "This is the plea agreement." "We can walk you through it if you'd like." "12 years?" "He didn't answer." "I certainly hope your brother makes it back to that boat." "And if he doesn't?" "You should see yourself." "You look like you're hanging in there by a thread." "I just want this over with." "Then you should never have come down here." "In case you hadn't noticed, me and my brother don't quit for no one." "Thank God for that." "Because it's guys that are accused of things like you are that guys like me in business." "Kept... guys like me in business, rather." "It's gonna end bad for you, man." "Couple of things in this world I'm good at." "One of them's looking into a man's eye and knowing when he's beat." " How far to the embassy?" " Just hang in there, buddy." " And then what?" " We're gonna turn him in." "And how do we not get busted?" "Before we get there, I'll pull over." "We'll hog-tie him with duct tape, and we'll dump him out, and hit the road, and I'll call the cops, tell 'em where we left him." " Then how do we get Bellick?" " Don't worry, we'll find him." "Y'all ain't getting within a mile of Bellick." "Nobody asked you." "He's got a point, though, Michael." " Just keep the gun on him, okay?" " I mean, if Bellick's locked up, what's good the money going to be to us?" "Buddy, I told you we'll fix it." " My girl's life is on the line here." " Sucre, you better pull it together." "Ambulancia!" "Ambulancia!" "Shh, shh, shh." "Easy." "Easy." "Buddy, you're gonna be all right." "Go get the money." "Please." "Quick." "Venga!" "Venga!" "Bueno." "Bueno, bueno." "Por favor..." " Pressure." "Pression." " Si, si, si." "What exactly is it that you want, Pretty?" "I'm turning you in." "Is that it?" "Really?" "It ain't about the money?" "'Cause, if it is, you can tell me." "Ain't nobody here but us cons." "You can walk or get dragged." "But it's up to you." "No." "See, when you had the gun on me, I afforded you a certain respect." "But here?" "Well, the scales are tipped back my way." "So I'm going to spell out the present options." "Either we split this money, and you can go get your legs tattooed or whatever the hell it is you want," "or they're going to find your corpse slumped over that there chair with your pants down around your ankles, 'cause it's been a long time coming, Pretty." "Well, I got my answer." "Whenever you're done yakking." "Bring it, bitch." "Who are you fooling?" "You ain't going to kill me, Mr. Michelangelo." "You ain't got it in you, so why don't you let me do the killing?" "All right." "Thank you." "Okay, Sara." "Now, here's how the plea is going to go down." "The judge is going to need you to allocute to the charges." "He's going to ask you if you intentionally left the door open." " You will say yes." " Right." "Then he's going to ask you if you gave support and comfort to Michael Scofield and Lincoln Burrows since the escape." "You'll say yes." "And the sentence will be immediately handed down." "The prosecution is asking that you do your time in a maximum security facility." "I think the judge is going to agree to that." "Okay." "Um..." "With good behavior, how many years of my sentence can I expect to serve?" "On a 12 year sentence?" "You'll do nine years." "I'll be out before I'm 40." "I'm sorry, Sara." "Sara?" "Are you ready for this?" "What?" "A very credible witness has just came forward, and he's willing to testify." "He'll corroborate everything you've said about this conspiracy." "Who?" "Help!" "Linc!" "Linc!" "Hola." "Uh..." "Do you..." "do you speak English?" "Good." "Good." "I need to, uh..." "I need to get in contact with every hospital in the Panama City area." "A friend of mine was, uh..." "A friend of mine was in a car accident." "I'm sorry." "I'm going to have to call you back." "Linc?" "I'm sorry, Michael." "What's wrong?" "Hello, Michael." "If you touch my brother, you're a dead man." "Oh, please." "You don't have to worry about that." "But, when it comes right down to it, he's just like you." "He has a heart that won't kill a man." "Give me the handcuffs or, I swear to God, I'll blow your head clean off." " What do you want, Alex?" " I'll tell you exactly what I want." "But first things first." "When the authorities captured Bagwell today, the money was nowhere to be found." "Now, I can only assume that you've got the money... aboard the Christina Rose right now." "It's an amazing plan, Michael." "Take the money, take the boat, disappear forever." "But you... are not the only one that needs to disappear." " You still there?" " Yeah, I'm still here." "Good." "Because I'm going to say this, and I'm going to say this once." "Bring me the money, bring me the boat." " You are out of your mind." " Not really." "We both have something the other person needs." "It all comes down to this, Michael." "Your brother for your plan." "Five minutes." "That's what you have."

"PFF Partners:" "PIA, TOKYO BROADCASTING SYSTEM TELEVISION" "TOKYO FM BROADCASTING, IMAGICA avex entertainment USEN" "19th PFF Scholarship Fund Film" "Sawako's 5th year in Tokyo" "On your side, please." "You first colonic irrigation?" "It purges toxins, tones the skin and aids weight control." "And prevents colorectal cancer." "It's not my first time." "You could have said so." "Sorry." "You're very constipated." "Let's flush it all out." "Here we go." "Let's hope we clear it all away." "Yes." "Hello?" "No that's impossible." "I'm too busy." "Sawako's 5th job in Tokyo" "It's no good." "No. 2 clearly isn't enjoying it." "We can't sell that." "I agree, sir." "Look at No. 3 kid." "Your tea, sir." "Leave it there." "You've got wheels on a Mom doll." "Isn't that strange?" "A Mom with tires?" "It's ridiculous." "Who came up with this?" "Excuse me, sir." "No. 2 boy is wetting his pants." "Don't just tell me." "Go clean it up." "Yes, sir." "That's why we pay you." "Perhaps you're right, sir." "No 'perhaps' about it!" "When you've finished that, I want that file." "Yes, sir." "She deserves it." "Don't you agree?" "It's the Global Financial Crisis." "We're going round in circles." "Sawako, what's up?" "Just a little accident, but I'm fine." "Are you sure?" "We were talking about the GFC." "Yes, business is bad." "But it can't be helped." "Well, that's right." "I saw that program on TV about global warming." "We're headed for a catastrophe in 50 years." "Really?" "Like the Earth exploding?" "No, that's too extreme." "But warming will worsen at an accelerating rate." "It can't really be helped, can it?" ""It can't be helped?"" "She doesn't care." "She's in love with Arai." "Sawako's 5th Tokyo boyfriend" "Children's toys need that human touch." "Much the same can be said for adults, too." "What does Arai wear at home?" "Tight sweaters, I bet." "Guarenteed." "He'd look so cool." "Awesome." "Not awesome, rather ordinary." "...arrested for beating his daughter to death." "Unemployed Harumichi Takaoka, 52, of Higashi Ward." "killed Naoko, 22, at thier home last night." "...struck in excess of 10 times with a beer bottle." "Police are continuing their investigation." "Not another one." "Then don't watch it." "Your sweater will be just like mine." "Do you like this stitch?" "Stitch?" "I've no idea." " D'you like it or not?" " I like it." "Then I'll do my best." "And so begins my eco-lifestyle." "What's that?" "I'll get the washing." "It must be an eco-friendly life." "Isn't Arai an annoying little man?" "Well... but..." "Yes, he is." "I guess so..." "Can't be helped." "Must you always say that?" "I know I'm not very self-assertive" "I have no real dreams or aspirations." "Sorry to sound like a miserable wretch." "No." "I'm the same." "Me, too." "We all are, I mean." "Anyway, I'd say Arai is rather average." "The most important trait." " I agree." " Fully." "There's a heavy stench of urine." "Sure is." "Frankly, Sawako..." "You stink." "Yes, you're right." "See, Kayoko?" "That gorilla isn't enjoying life at all." "How pitiful." "Here, Kayoko." "Where's the popcorn...?" "Kayoko sweetie." "Ith thith fun?" "Do you like the gorilla?" "Kayoko, answer her." "Do gorillas' underarms smell bad?" "She's asking if a gorilla's armpit smells bad." "Kenichi." "Ask Sawako, dear." "Me?" "How to put it?" "Well, maybe they're stinky-poo." "I suggest you lose that baby talk." "You'll soon adjust to her." "So Arai is divorced, with a child?" "That's scandalous!" "You said you liked average, right?" "Maybe he's not so average he's more 'lower-middle.'" "He's a total disaster." "Break it off now." "Besides, you hate kids, don't you?" "Did you know about the kid from the beginning?" "I bet he was a lot less than honest." "Forget him." "Break it off right away." "Well..." "Dare I say it...?" "...I'm very much a sub-middling woman, myself." "You underestimate yourself, that's why they all dump you." "Don't be so..." "You're right." "Men always end up dumping me." "It's because I don't have big breasts, like melons." "So, without melons, I can't ask for too much." "That's sick, Sawako." "What is?" "It's bizarre." "You're behaving very strangely." "Give me a minute." "I'll be out soon." "Just a minute, okay?" "Sawako Decides" "Hey, Kayoko." "Want a toy your Dad made?" "Here." "Enjoy." "I really think she needs a mother." "That's no pressure on you, though." "Generally speaking, the lack of motherly love is nationwide." "It's a breakdown in morals, don't you think?" "No pressure on you, though." "Kayoko, go give Sawako a big kiss." "Okay, there you go." "What's this?" "Really, don't." "She doesn't want to." "You don't mind, do you?" "Go and play, then." "I'll kiss you instead." "No thanks." "Not here, please." "Listen Sawako, do you love me?" "I know you do, but I want to hear it." "Totally impossible." "Don't say that." "Don't make me have to call you all the time." "I know you have issues about coming home." "But your father's seriously ill in hospital." "And what about the business?" "What will happen?" "You can't let it fail." "You're the sole heir." "I can't go back." "Don't be so stubborn." "It's been 5 years and not a peep from you." "I've got things to do." "I've been busy." " What's more important?" " Various things." "Even if you are busy, your Dad's ill..." "Sorry to hear your Dad isn't well." "It just can't be helped, can it?" "Sawako." "What's up with you now?" "Are you crying?" "Am I?" "No way." "I am crying, I didn't realize it." "Because of your father?" "No, not that." "But I wonder why?" "Why?" "I really don't know." "But why?" "Why would I cry?" "Mom didn't look like this." "See you around." "Your father owns a freshwater clam packing company, doesn't he?" "How's that holding out?" "You'd best go back and save it." "I haven't been home for 5 years." "There are complications, it's not so easy." "Why not?" "I have to go now." "I'll call you later." "Bye." "Any empty cans?" "I'll recycle them." "That's a lot of beer." "Cut down." " Thanks." " Bye." "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "So painful." "Now I hurt here and here." "My first time ever to have two injuries at one time." "Listen up, Sawako." "You're getting nowhere." "Indeed." "There's no future." "But it can't be helped, right?" "Why do you have such a negative attitude?" "What's going on?" "Stop idling away company time." "Sorry, sir." "And where's that file I asked for?" " Sorry, sir." " Now!" "They're all losers." "What?" "Nothing, sir." "Can't be helped, can it?" "You're very stressed out, aren't you?" "Yes, I'm sorry." "Okay, let's suck away all that tension." "And the memories of all my ex-boyfriends." "And how they all dumped me." "All four of them." "I was kidding." "I can't really suck away such things." "Oh, I'm sorry." "You've learned how to relax for insertion, haven't you?" "You're doing well." "Thank you very much." "But you're stuck in a dead end, as usual." "You reckon?" "Thank you very much." "Oh, I did it." "You did that." " I feel dull." " Me too." "Have you heard?" "Arai has quit." "Seriously?" "Why?" " No idea." " How come?" "What about poor Sawako?" "That man is impossible." "He certainly is." "All men are like that." "You're so right." "Poor Sawako, such an unlucky girl." " She sure is." " Poor kid." "Don't you feel lethargic today?" "I do." "I'm so dull." "Nobody told me." "About me quitting work?" "Of course." "What else?" "Your new mother's angry." "I'm not angry." "And I'm not her 'new mother' yet." "Yes, well." "The thing is..." "That ecology thing I broached, that's why I quit." "I've decided to bring Kayoko up in the wilderness." "A poor excuse." "They fired you because of that dud toy." "That's nothing to do with it." "Leave that for now." "I'm talking about an eco-lifestyle." "Right?" "Try to think about it." "Can you imagine a future here in Tokyo decades from now?" "Then, let me tell you what I see." "There is no future for Japan as it is now." "So it makes sense for us to move to your hometown." "We'll rescue your father's company..." "What's all this?" "First time I've heard it." "I thought I'd mentioned it." "No, you didn't." " I did tell you." " You did not." "If I didn't, I'm sorry." "That's why I'm clarifying it for you now." "I've told you many times, I haven't been home for 5 years." "There are reasons I can't go back." "But it's good timing to go back now." "Besides, your father's critically ill." "There's every reason for you to go back now." "So that's why I offered..." "Or would you rather we break up?" "Is that what you want?" "I don't think so." "But I do." "It's by far the most natural course." "Hello Sawako." "How do you do." "I'm Arai." "I'm Sawako's uncle." "I'll take your bags." "Please get in the car." "Sawako, I like this place." "What?" "Who are they?" "Is he the one?" "No, it's not him." "I didn't tell him." "So don't say anything." "I won't." "But what about that girl?" "How can I explain?" "Are you ready?" "Yes, sure." "Well..." "I don't know how to put it." "Why bother?" "She's my daughter." "That's Kayoko." "You should have warned me." "Sorry." "Good lord..." "I don't care about such things, anyway." "You mean it?" "Forget it." "Good." "Let's go to the hospital." "Hello Doctor." "How is he?" "Still under the anesthetic." "He'll soon wake up." "Please excuse me." "Brother." "Sawako's here at last." "This is Kenichi." "How do you do." "They tried to operate yesterday." "It's end-stage cirrhosis." "There's no real hope." "Can't be helped." "He drank too much." "The doctor suggests he spends his last days at home." "Okay, Sawako, talk to your father." "What do I say?" "Anything." "I've nothing to say." "You have to say something." "You used to sing songs for him." "Come on, sing him a song." "That was back in kindergarten." "What?" "Mom's photo." "Is it ready?" "I've made iced tea." "Just leave it, thanks." "Okay..." "That's the door to the basement." "And it's also..." "Did your new mom show you around?" "Sawako!" "What?" "What do you want?" "I'm leaving now." "Meet me at the factory tomorrow." "Times are tough." "The economy is bad." "Right?" "I miss the good old days." "We all dreamed of a bright future." "Nowadays there's no future." "Don't worry." "I'll do my best." "Kayoko's a good girl." "But you two get married and have your own children." "Slip her a bit and keep her knocked up." "You know how to do it." "Okay Uncle, that's enough." "Let's call it a night." "Take care." "Sawako, don't worry." "I'll fix things up with your dad." "But you did run off and elope 5 years ago." "What's that?" "Sorry to bring that up." "What's he talking about?" "Nothing really." "Want some help?" "No, just watch." " I insist." " Just watch first." "A vegetable garden?" "You spread human excrement on the vegetables?" "But doesn't it stink?" "Sure, but there's no other choice." "It's your waste, anyway." "As long as we lack sewerage, we'll keep doing this." "Yes, but still..." "I've been doing this since I was 6 years old." "You're big on ecology, you should try it." "Yeah, but..." "Does everyone remember?" "It's Sawako, the boss's daughter who went to Tokyo." "Hello, Sawako." "Long time no see." "Hello, Tomomi." "Sawako's childhood friend." "She works here." "Oh, I see." "Hello." "So, you're back?" "How did the elopement go?" "You ran off to Tokyo right after high school." "How did it work out?" "Look, I need an explanation." "Uncle, please." "Well..." "She deserted her father and ran off with a boy." "Right?" "Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it." "Doesn't matter." "What's going on?" "Can you explain to me?" "I really don't know." "She soon forgets, doesn't she?" "I'll ask you one more time." "What's going on?" "What?" "I know nothing." "Everyone else does." " Uncle tell me." " No idea." " Come on." " I really don't know." "I see." "Did I say something wrong?" "Not really." "But I don't think what I did was 'eloping.'" "What we did wasn't such a bad thing." "Sorry, I shouldn't have said that." "Blue rivers, ponds and the great expanse of nature" "Pure smiles, hopeful futures and a spirit of cooperation" "Cherish our history, Learn from our past" "Reach out to our bright future" "We all work hard and make our dreams come true" "Kimura Shellfisheries" "Make a speech, Sawako." "Just a few words." "Well..." "Hello everyone." "In stead of my father who has fallen ill..." "I, Sawako Kimura, will take over the business of packing freshwater clams." "Can't hear you." "Speak up." "We're all old and we have poor hearing." "You can't just turn up and take over." "We have some say in this." "Right?" "That's for sure." "Ran off and had a brat." "She's not my child." "I didn't elope, either." "Liar." "By any other name." "I'm sorry." "Forget about it, then." "Enough!" "She's useless." "This place will go down the tubes." "No future here." "They're all stubborn country women." "Tough at first, but you'll soon get used to them." "They're all wives to freshwater clam fishermen." "We buy their hard-won catch cheaply and pack it to sell." "So they're not happy from the start." "Yes Sawako, don't let them worry you." "I have to go back now." "I'll leave her to you." "Certainly." "Does that hurt?" "Your skin is so smooth." "Feel comfortable?" "Sawako." "Mom's watching you." "I didn't know you were home." "I did plan to introduce you to your new mother-to-be." "She's working at the factory." "My mother died when I was a child." "Your new mother, I meant." "Where will you go?" "Sawako, try to understand my situation." "You've done nothing since you left school." "You need a mother's guiding hand." " Drop dead!" " How dare you!" "Die!" "Sawako, wait!" "It's here!" "We won't have any interruptions in Tokyo." "What are you talking about?" "We can try various positions." "Huh, what?" "Oh, I'm so horny." "Let's do it." " Do what?" " You know." "Now I remember." "I did run away with him." "You take your responsibilities lightly, don't you?" "You're incorrigible, you are." "More rain, more rain" "Mom will come with her big umbrella" "Kayoko, you love to sing, don't you?" "I didn't know." "So, you're back, aren't you?" "The elopement didn't work out, eh?" "There's a definite trend of rising temperatures." "All due to global warming." "Why did you suddenly leave today?" "Kayoko, take yourself outside." "Why?" "It's dark out there." "What for?" "When are we getting married?" "Don't you love me anymore?" "How can you ask me such a question?" "Put yourself in my shoes." " I'm trying." " No, you're not." "Act your age, will you?" "Make a firm plan." "You can't make excuses anymore." "There's a factory to run." " Sorry." " That's pointless." "Business is bad." "You have no money." "Kayoko needs schooling." "I quit my job in Tokyo to come back on your account." " You were part-time." " So what?" "Only a part-timer." "What's your point?" "What about Kyoko?" "She's your daughter." "Before we get to that..." "What's this 'elopement' they're all gossiping about?" "You want to know?" " Of course!" " I thought so." "Come on." "I want the truth." "No doubt they over-exaggerated." "It wasn't a big deal, was it?" "I really wouldn't know." "You mean it?" "I did elope." " Really?" " Yes, sorry." " Honestly?" " Yes, I was young." " Blaming it on youth?" " Yes." "I ran off with the tennis club captain when I was 18." "He dumped me in Tokyo." "It finished." "Sorry I didn't mention it." "Then I got dumped by my 2nd and 3rd boyfriends, too." "And the next..." "I didn't ask about that." "I don't want all the sordid details." "But everyone has a secret or two." "How come you can just shrug off your failures?" "It just proves that you're incompetent." "So what's wrong with that?" "But don't you care about it?" "Don't you feel any guilt about it?" "Of course." "I know I was foolish." "I know I'm a loser." "That's why I'm stuck with a divorcee' like you." "What was that?" "How dare you say that!" "You're like our planet." "You're only getting worse." "But I'm nothing special, either." "I have no choice, that's why I'll marry you." "Oh no, Sawako." "That's too much." "And don't use ecology as an escape from reality." "That's offensive to the Earth." "No, you misunderstand." "I'm so confused..." "Wait a moment, Sawako." "Do you love me or not?" "Let me see..." "Forget it." "I'm off to bed." "I'm an awful woman." "I am sorry." "We're happy." "Yes, we are." "Money doesn't buy it." "There's nothing interesting on TV tonight." "We have plenty of time." "Let's make love." "Silly woman." "No way." "Why not?" "You're too old to be shy." "No way." "Come on." "Stop it." "How can I?" " No way." " Come on." "Ouch!" "It hurts." "So painful." "Are you okay?" "What did you say?" "That was a big crap." "You're a good boy." "Come on." "Darling!" "Be careful, darling!" "I'll get heaps of fat clams." "I love to eat the big fat ones." "You had a feast on my big fat one last night." "Don't be so greedy." "Good luck!" "Here I go." "I worked for a toy manufacturer in Tokyo." "That's terrific." "Yes, well..." "Do you enjoy this work here?" "It's not boring?" "Hey, Sawako." "What?" "Can I go drinking with Tomomi tonight?" "Don't worry." "He won't stray." "What do you mean?" "What's this all about?" "Shall I tell him?" "What?" "What's going on?" "Tell me." "Freshwater Clams" "Good morning." "Stop staring at me." "If you've something to say, say it." "I was very sorry at that time." "Please reconsider marrying my father." "He needs someone." "When he introduced you that time..." "I couldn't bring myself to accept you then." "But I've changed." "Become my new mother..." "Are you bullying me?" "You are, aren't you?" "She's a proper devil, this one." "A real bitch." "Stop it." "Don't bother with her." "A waste of time." "Pointless." "I don't fit in at that tiny factory with those grannies." "Yes, you do." "What's Tokyo like?" "Is it really cool?" "Better than here, I suppose." "I knew it." "I feel quite drunk." "Shall we go back?" "Good evening." "Hey, Kenichi." "Having fun tonight, are we?" "Are you two on a date?" "What do you mean?" "So you're just after a bit of tail, after all." "Get her liquored up first, though." "And this is the right place to get that sorted out." "What?" "Sorry." "You have no need to do all of that." "Let's have a drink, anyway." "Come on Sawako." "It'll improve the sex tonight." "It's Tomomi, not Sawako." "Your men and your women are both bloody stupid." "Especially the women." "They're big, bloody liars." "They only tell the truth when they're all sexed up." "Don't you agree?" "Why laugh?" "The only time they're truthful is in bed." "No, that's not right." "They tell lies in bed, too." "That's how I came unstuck." "Doesn't matter." "I buggered it up..." "Her mother, Kanae, is being held on murder charges." "Both father and mother are now in custody." "Miho, aged 4, was dragged into a freezing cold bath, where she was heavily beaten and abused." "Police investigations suggest vicious and on-going torture of the toddler, which generally took place in the bathroom." "Didums your da-da come homey...?" "Why bother?" "Is your dad back?" "Okay Kayoko, we'll sleep together tonight." "Come here." "You won't kill me?" "Why say that?" "Of course, not." "Come on." "Stop there!" "Please." "Come and sleep with me." "I beg you." "We're both motherless." "Please." "Too late to catch a bus?" "Of course it is." "No taxis, either." "I'll just wait until I can grab a taxi." "What the hell?" "Don't touch me." "I didn't mean to." "I'm sorry." " Go on, touch me." " No, I..." "Go on." "How should I...?" "No, don't." "I will go get a taxi." "No taxis, I said." "I'll call for one." "There's no taxi here." "No, I should get a taxi." "Get a taxi home." "I love you, Kenichi." "Sawako, I'll do that." "No need." "I'll carry it." "Weren't you two at the bar last night?" "What?" "No, forget it." "Wait up." "How come you never come to me for anything?" "Don't you need money, advice, nothing?" "Too damned hard-headed." "I am." "That's why I always fail with men." "An uncle doesn't need to hear that." "What next?" "You look well." "I'm relieved." "I know everything." "Will you marry him?" "I don't know." "Why didn't you ever re-marry?" "It would have driven you away forever if I had." "So I never did." "You're my only daughter." "What have you been up to?" "Well?" "I'll go back to work." "You get out first." "I need 20 minutes to think things over." "I'll cry for a while before I get out." "Please look after her." "Can you get along with the other children?" "She ran off to Tokyo and had a bastard child." "Never married, though." "And now she's back." "How depraved." "...bad influence on all our children." "She's noticed us." "Looks like she's been dumped again." "Another man's duped and dumped her." "Everything down the drain." "Business is at rock-bottom." "She looks ill." "Naturally they dump her." "Two major incidents today." "First, Tomomi has quit." "2nd, orders are in a constant decline." "We'll scrape through next month." "If it keeps sliding, we have less than 2 months." "I'm very sorry." "Let's all sing the company song." "Gather around, everyone." "Here you are." "Watch the steps." "I'm fine." "Sawako, this is no time to be drinking beer." "I'd love a beer, myself." " Forbidden." " I know." "Have some clam soup." "That'll fix your liver." "Anyway, where's Sawako's fella?" "He isn't here now." "Why?" "Bring him here." "Forget him." "We're back." "Your father is heavily medicated." "Go easy on him if he acts childishly." "You're like a kid when you get drunk, too." "It's in the blood." "We all share the affliction." "Don't single me out." "Back into bed." "I'm fine." "Come on." "You need a rest." "I'm fine." "She got drunk and fell asleep." "Excuse me." "I'm researching dioxin for a university in Tokyo." " May I ask you some questions?" " What's dioxin?" "Clams on river bottoms absorb dangerous impurities." "including enviromental hormones and dioxin." "I don't know what you're on about." "The clams I catch are brimming with goodness and nutrition." "A fisherman doing physical work is so sexy!" "You're really cool." "I retain fluids, I do." "You really are awesome!" "You're so cool!" "Sawako, how's the business?" "I bet the old dears are tough on you." "Are you okay?" "When I die, please scatter my ashes in the river." "A big dose of nutrition for the clams." "To help them become big and fat." "You can pack and ship them to make a mountain of money." "Then go buy yourself a pretty frock." "Why a frock?" "Dresses suit you." "That was back in kindergarten." "They still suit you." "I'd better head back." "What's so good about Sawako?" "She ran off with the tennis club captain." "Want to hear the whole story?" "Sawako and I belonged to the tennis club." "We both fell for the captain." "She ran off with him right after graduation." "He dumped her after the first month, though." "I guess she's never loved me from the beginning." "Of course." "She's that sort of woman." "I'm not like her." "I want to go away to Tokyo with you." "Finish your dinner." "It's all your fault." "Kayoko, see you later." "Kayoko, let's go." "Come here." "Come on." "You don't love me, either?" "Sawako, this is all your doing." "You stole Yoshio from me." "Yoshio?" "Who's that?" "The tennis club captain." "What do you mean?" "Forget it." "Let's go." "What about Kayoko?" "Come on." " Kayoko!" " Leave her." "Shouldn't you go, too?" "What was that?" "I'm her father..." "It's my duty." "I'm her father, after all." "You son of a bitch!" "Get out." "Now." "What for?" "What?" "You bastard!" "I am Sawako's father." "Running away?" "Son of a bitch." "Boss, that's enough." "You're the reason?" "I'm sorry." "Biting the hand that feeds you." "You can't be serious." "Stop this now." "Sawako drove me to it." "Why is it her fault?" "It's all her fault." "What's wrong with Sawako?" "It's all her doing." "Spell it out, then." "Come on." "Stop it." "Your wig." "I'm sorry." "That's why Mommy left us!" "Let's go." " But..." " Come on." "I'm disgusted with myself." "Listen, Sawako." "Some fatherly advice." "This is my plan." "First, break up with that man." "I know it'll be hard." "But you're still young." "You can start over again." "Regrettably, we'll have to put Kayoko into foster care." "It's not fair, I know." "Father." "I appreciate your concern." "But the thing is.... ...I've decided to marry him." "That's the complete opposite to my wishes." "I'm nothing special." "All I can do is my best." "Right, I'm off to bed." "Good night." "Sawako, just you listen to me." "He cast you away." "Don't you understand?" "That's not my problem." "Yes, it is." "What's so special about him?" "That doesn't really matter." "I've made up my mind." "What?" "And besides, it can't be helped." "Kayoko, get ready for tomorrow." "You're off to day-care." "Look, you're nothing special, either." "You'll just have to tough it out." "I will." "Good, go for it." "Time for a song." "Gather around." "Excuse me, but I need you to all listen." "Good day." "Okay, I'm a runaway." "You've criticized me for that and deserting my father." "But I was madly in love, barely 18 years old." "I got lost in the passion and we ran away together." "He was tennis captain and very good-looking." "So we ran away." "I was young, I was stupid." "And what's worse, I stole him from Tomomi." "But it all ended up in failure." "And I'm just a lower-middling woman, right?" "But who here can claim any better?" "Come on, raise your hand." "See?" "Not one of you." "We're all very ordinary people." "Or maybe even a tad under lower-middle." "But what's wrong with that?" "No matter how many times men have dumped me," "I still tough it out." "What other choice is there?" "I'll go get changed." "Sorry to sound so bossy." "I'm just like you." "One very foxy lady." " I didn't mean you..." " That's okay." "We're all foxy ladies." "You opened your heart for all to see." "That's..." "That's so cool" "You really didn't have an affair with my dad?" "Ridiculous." "Of course not." "I don't have all the answers." "But I can cuddle you." "Come on, a nice big hug." "Mommy..." "I thought we'd settled that." "What's she up to?" "Whatever it is, I'm impressed." "She'll save this business in record time." "You reckon?" "She did spend 5 years in Tokyo." "And eloped to boot." "She's something special." "Kyoko, I hear you can compose music." "Yes, so what?" "You formed that band back at school." "Then married one of the members, but you broke up." " He dumped you, right?" " Shut up." "Sorry." "So we've all been dumped?" "Not everyone." "Tsukishima and I weren't." "Right." "But the rest of us have." "I'm good at writing lyrics." "So what?" "Come on, try it." "Don't overbalance." "I'm just a hick fisherman, aren't I?" "I'm so ashamed." "Working your butt off may look comical to others." "Life itself is full of shame." "I'm reconciled to that." "Please..." "I must get back to Tokyo." "No stopping me now!" "Right, let's go shopping." "What?" "Who's that?" "Why must you knit?" "No particular reason." " I'm beat." " Me too." " We're really beat." " Indeed." "So you're here." "The doctor has been." "Your dad's getting worse." "He's sleeping." "Leave him be." "Dad, hang in there." "I'll do my best." "How do I fit this?" " No need." " How come?" "You used to say a man must look his best." "Sawako, please let me sleep for a while." "What now?" "Kayoko, time for a big kiss." "Come on, let him kiss you." " She doesn't want to." " No, she's a good girl." "Are you sure?" "Kayoko, say it." "You kissed me, now loan me some money." "I need a million yen." "Good job." "You did very well." "You're a good girl." "I'll get the money for you." "Is this for me?" "It's just a crummy toy." "I'm so touched." "Reminds me of my late wife." "Thanks for the money." "I'll use it to rebuild the company." "I'll give it my best shot." "This is all very sudden." "There are some things in life you just can't fix." "I know that." "I knew it when Mom died." "She's a strong woman." "She has nothing to hide." "I love that daughter of mine." "Good." "I'm glad you've reconciled." "By the way, I'm broke." "I need a loan." "Why?" "My dear little brother, Nobuo." "What?" "My dear little bureaucrat with a job for life." "Our tax bill keeps on rising" "But we don't have any rich friends" "Bring it on, a major depression Down with the government!" "Down with the government!" "Fresh picked, packed and shipped freshwater clams!" "From the bottom of our river into your hearts" "Have no fear of setbacks" "None of us minds that you ever ran away" "We are stuck with our losers" "Our work is tedious and boring" "Because, after all, we're only lower-middles" "But we enjoy our lives We are all very happy" "We enjoy a lower middling life" "We're no big deal, We never ask for much" "Fresh picked, packed and shipped freshwater clams!" "From the bottom of our river, into your hearts!" "Mr. Endo!" "How is it?" "Double sales?" "Triple?" "Tell me." "Almost double." "Good." "I thought Tokyo was better than this." "Everywhere is the same." "It's all crap." "You're crap, too." "Don't sit there moping." "You do it on purpose." "No, I don't." "I'm sorry." "I think I'll go back." "Where will you go?" "Maybe your ex-wife's?" "I'll drive you there." "Sawako, are you there?" "I let myself in." "That's fine." "I made too much clam soup, so I brought you some." "Thank you very much." "Eat your fill, girl." "Is the Boss in bed?" "Some of my good clam soup for you." "It'll cure anything, cancer, cirrhosis, all of them." "See?" "See you." "Thank you so much." "Good night." "Leave it open." "Women can be a bit complicated sometimes." "Kayoko, you're such a child." "Oh, it's you." "What are you doing here?" "I guess I'm doing nothing." "Just thinking." "It's tough being a man." "The women seduce us every time." "What does it mean to be a man?" "I think a man must always be on a journey." "When he ceases to travel, he heads home." "Goes home with dignity." "I'd best be going." "Please apologize to Sawako for me." "I only did it because..." "I know why." "You were settling old scores, right?" "I understand." "Sawako, a call for you." "Thanks." "I need a drink." "With me?" "With Sawako?" "How is he?" "Sawako, over here." "Dad's wearing his wig." "I put it on earlier." "Wearing his wig." "That he is." "In his last moments." "He's wearing his wig." "Did you tell everyone?" "About the wig?" "No..." "I meant..." "About him dying." "I forgot to." "I'm sorry." "That's okay." "Do you think he can last a little longer?" "Dad, don't give it up." "Hang in there." "Just tough it out." "I beg you." "Come on." "That's enough." "Why?" "Let him go in peace." "No, he can beat it." "I'll never give up." "Father, I'll do my best." "I will not be beaten." "Kawaminami Funeral Parlor" "Get in." "Everyone, this way." "Please." "Sawako." "Are you alright?" "We're all mothers to you now." "Thank you." "Does that mean that maybe you were all..." "I mean, did you all have sexual relations with my father?" "Of course not." "Not all of us." "I didn't." "And Mrs Tsukishima didn't, either." "The rest of you did, though." "But you all loved him, didn't you?" "So, it's alright." "It's not a problem." "That's because the Boss was such a cool guy." "You plan to scatter his ashes into the river?" "Well?" "You'll do that to the Boss?" "Just do it quickly." "Quickly, eh?" "It's the greenhouse effect." "What a big watermelon for this time of year." "It's very sweet." "The clams will be wiped out if we keep this up." "So what do we do?" "Go bankrupt, I guess." "Business is good now, though." "We'll get by somehow." "Hey, have some watermelon." "I will." "But I'll scatter his ashes first." "This watermelon grew from your poo." "Aren't you tired?" "How about you, my new mother?" "Stop calling me that, will you, please?" "Kayoko!" "I'm truly very sorry, Sawako." "I was bad, but I came back." "It's okay." "I don't care anymore." "Listen." "From tomorrow, I want you to work hard." "I finished your sweater." "That really pisses me off!" "These are your father's ashes!" "Sawako, forgive me!" "I'm not mad at you!" "I'm mad at myself for missing you while you were away." "I mean, I actually do want to love you." "But maybe it's too late." "I'm sorry for being no good." "What's wrong with that?" "I'm no good myself." "But still..." "I'm no good, but I still..." "But I still must do my best!" "And you do your best, too." "Yes, I'll do my best." "I really want to love you." "But whether I do, or not, doesn't matter." "We shouldn't care about such things now." "We have more important things to do first." "Quick, gather up his ashes." "Father!" "Mother!" "I've no choice, so I'll hang in there tomorrow, too." "Hikari Mitsushima" "Masashi Endo" "Kira Aihara" "Shiro Namiki" "Kotaro Shiga" "Ryo Iwamatsu" "Written and Directed by Yuya Ishii" "Produced with the support of the PFF Scholarship Fund" "(C)2009 PFF Partners PIA / TBS / TOKYO FM / IMAGICA / avex entertainment / USEN"

"God, of infinite goodness send prosperous life and long to the high and mighty Princess of England Elizabeth." "There can be no question of her legitimacy." "You will prepare a bill to put before Parliament." "It will state that the line of succession is now firmly vested in our children and no others." "I shall do as Your Majesty commands." "I am mindful, Mr. Cromwell, that there are some people some wrong-headed, some biased people are still unwilling to accept the validity of my marriage to the queen." "In view of that, I think some sanction should be made against them." "Everyone will be given their opportunity to demonstrate their loyalty." "I am told that the lady is much dismayed at having given birth to a daughter and not the son she promised." "To my mind, it is sure proof that God has abandoned her." "How is my mother, the queen?" "Alas, I cannot visit or speak to her." "I have little communications with her ladies." "And they tell me she is still strong but always begs the king, your father of his mercy, to be allowed to see you." "I am sure His Majesty will one day relent for I think...." "I believe with all my heart that he still loves and cares for me." "Oh, I am sure that he does." "Bishop Tunstall." "Sir Thomas." "Please." "Thank you." "To what do I owe this honour?" "We have known each other a long time, Sir Thomas." "Now you've retired from public life and I never see you." "Naturally, I was concerned about your welfare." "I am very well, thank you." "But I am" "I am exercised by the fact that one of our old acquaintances is still under house arrest." "You mean Bishop Fisher?" "Yes, the outcome is regrettable." "The outcome of what?" "His intransigence." "I see." "Tell me has the king sent you here to see me?" "His Majesty wondered why you did not attend the queen's coronation as you were invited to do." "Well, in answer to that, let me" "Let me show my poor mind to you." "There's a story about the Emperor Tiberius." "He had enacted a law, which exacted death for a certain crime unless the offender was a virgin." "Now, when a virgin eventually appeared on the charge the emperor didn't know exactly how to proceed." "So one of his council proposed the perfect solution:" "Let her first be deflowered so she then can be devoured." "There are some and, no, I won't name them who first procure you for the coronation next to preach at it, and then to write books defending it." "Thus they deflower you and will not fail soon afterwards to devour you." "But they shall never deflower me." "That was beautiful." "Do you play?" "All the time." "Majesty." "Lady Eleanor." "Yeah, well, you can take a look." "Never mind." "More like this." "Watch." "Fingers like so." "Don't squeeze the arrow." "Draw and release." "I'll never do that." "Yes, you will." "Your Grace, I have him." "Mr. Secretary." "Your Grace." "And your son." "Yes." "I'm teaching him how to sport before I get too old for it." "Do you shoot, Cromwell?" "Sometimes, Your Grace." "My lord." "Shall we walk?" "What does the king want?" "His Majesty would like to see you back at court with your wife." "He misses Your Grace's company." "And?" "His Majesty is aware that you favour the imperialist cause." "You say so openly in council and have, perhaps, a great sympathy for the dowager princess." "Don't you?" "Actually, I do." "I'm not heartless whatever some people think." "Quite the contrary." "But I serve the king." "His Majesty intends to vest the succession with the children he will have with Queen Anne." "A bill will go before Parliament." "He wants to know if he'll have your support." "She's hungry." "Hey." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "Your Majesty." "May I not feed her from my own breast?" "Queens don't do that especially not for a daughter." "Give her back to her wet nurse." "The princess will shortly be given her own establishment at Hatfield." "Among others, the Lady Mary will attend and wait on her." "Catherine's daughter?" "Yes." "It is well that she knows her new place." "Secretary Cromwell is arranging it." "I will still give you a son." "Come soon, my darling, to my hot bed." "Ladies." "Majesty." "Alice, children?" "My dear family, I have something to say to you." "My income is now so greatly reduced that we can no longer go on living as we are accustomed." "I am no longer the recipient of the king's bounty and so I must live frugally and reduce my household." "Those of you who can must live in your own houses and eat at your own tables." "It will be okay." "But, Father" "No." "Come on." "Things inevitably must change." "You can't all be supported forever." "Life is not like that." "Real life is raw and difficult." "And you must face up to that fact." "If not to even worse things." "Come on, eat up." "What does Father mean?" "Eat your food while it's hot." "Would you pour the wine, please?" "Thank you." "Yes, Mother More." "The Lady Mary, Lady Bryan." "Lady Mary." "Welcome to Hatfield, your new home." "I am Lady Margaret Bryan, the princess's governess." "These other ladies are also here to attend the princess as, of course, are you." "Lady Mary, may I present you to Her Highness the Princess Elizabeth." "You will be shown to your room." "You will begin your duties in the mornings, after prayers." "I shall say my prayers alone." "This is your room, milady." "Christmas." "Well, why is it, as you get older, it always seems to be Christmas?" "Of course, it is always Christmas for you, isn't it, my lord?" "A baron in your own right now and some new titles." "Remind me?" "Master of Buckhounds." "Lord Warden of the Cinque Ports." "Was there not another one?" "Master of the Bedlam Hospital for the insane?" "Yes." "Do you plan to visit it?" "I don't mean as an inmate." "I read one of your satires about life here at court." "If I were you, I'd be more careful about poking fun at those who have the power to hurt you." "That's just friendly advice." "Here, my love." "I have a gift for you." "It's fantastic." "Who made this?" "Master Holbein." "The man's a genius." "As are you my beautiful queen." "Happy Christmas." "I could still do it." "I could find a way to poison her." "No." "I thought that was what you wanted-- -lt would be blamed on my master." "At the moment, he doesn't need that." "He has a war with the Turks to contend with." "But why should anyone ever know?" "Don't be stupid, Brereton." "They would find you and torture you, and you would tell them everything." "No, I wouldn't." "I'd die a martyr's death." "You have never seen a man being tortured." "Now, do you understand?" "You don't act alone." "Charles." "Happy Christmas." "And to Your Majesty." "I have a gift for you." "Where is it?" "You'll have to wait till the new session of Parliament for it's my vote." "How could I have ever doubted you?" "Eleanor Luke." "You see the way the king looks at her?" "She's his mistress." "Get rid of her." "Mary." "Majesty." "We must find you a new husband." "I have another gift for you." "I am with child again." "Your Majesty, councillors here is the new act, The Act of Succession which I am commanded to present shortly to the Houses of Parliament." "The act nominates the children born of His Majesty and Queen Anne as first rightful heirs." "It protects this nation from the great divisions it has suffered in the past when several different titles have pretended to the throne." "The act warns that anyone saying or writing anything to the prejudice or slander of the lawful matrimony between the king and his most dear and entirely beloved wife, Queen Anne or against his heirs, would be guilty of high treason for which the penalty is death and forfeiture of goods to the crown." ""The new act requires all the king's subjects if so commanded, to swear an oath that they shall truly, firmly, constantly without fraud and guile, observe, fulfil, maintain, defend and keep the whole contents and effect of the bill."" "This oath will also require recognition of the king's supremacy in all matters, spiritual and temporal." "Those who refuse to take it will be accounted guilty of treason and sent to prison." "That is all well done, Mr. Secretary." "I am pleased." "So it must be sworn by oath after all." "God save us." "Does the king remain obdurate?" "Yes, Holy Father." "He refuses to listen to advice." "And he forces all true believers to perjure their immortal souls." "How so?" "They must all swear an oath that the king is head of the English Church." "Those who refuse are put in prison." "Like our brother in Christ, Bishop Fisher." "Yes, Holy Father." "This is unacceptable." "The shepherd cannot stand idly by while the wolf enters the fold and threatens his flock." "I have decided to make Fisher a cardinal." "You will send his hat to England." "Let's see if the king is still prepared to prosecute and torture a Prince of the Church." "Freshen those horses." "Yes, sir." "Take them to the stables." "Mistress Bryan." "A very good morning to you." "Your Majesty." "I'm on progress." "I've come to see my daughter." "How is she?" "She is a credit to Your Majesty in every way." "My Elizabeth." "Who knows, Mistress Bryan perhaps one day, this little girl will preside over empires." "Please forgive me." "I don't have much time." "Thank you for all your care toward our beloved princess." "Your Majesty." "What do you mean?" "More exercise for us, I fear." "Lady Eleanor." "My lord." "My lord." "How did you suppose no one would find out your secret?" "l" "Your chamber was searched today." "My lord?" "The jewels were found." "You did not hide them well enough." "Jewels, I don't" "Her Majesty's jewels." "The ones you stole." "It's not true." "And I say it is true." "And if your crimes were ever reported who do you suppose would believe you?" "After all Lady Eleanor no one could accuse you of being innocent could they?" "What am I to do?" "Leave court." "Go back to your family." "See if they will have you." ""When her loose gown From her shoulders did fall" "And she caught me in her arms Long and small" "And therewithal sweetly Did me kiss" "And softly said, 'Dear heart, how like you this?" "'"" "Cousin Madge." "Lady Sheldon, what are you reading?" "Nothing, my lady." "Just some poetry." "By Sir Thomas Wyatt." "Give it here." "You should not be wasting your time on such trifles." "If you must read when you are supposed to be attending on me then you should read that book." "You will learn a great deal more from it perhaps even some wisdom." "Yes, madam." "Now go about your business." "The Earl of Wiltshire, Your Majesty." "Papa." "Your Majesty." "You look well." "And I believe you're already showing." "A little." "How was your trip to Paris?" "It was" " King Francis is not the easiest man to deal with." "He sends you wedding presents yet he pretends he cannot officially recognise you as queen as long as Catherine remains alive." "How is the king?" "He must be pleased at your condition." "He is." "But...?" "Everything is fine." "But when I was last with child, the king took a mistress." "And now" "Now I fear he will take another since I must be careful for the sake of the child and not let him enjoy his conjugal rights." "It is natural for a man when his wife is big with child and not willing to lie with him to find some temporary consolation elsewhere." "And for kings, it is properly expected." "Sweetheart, listen to me." "The danger to you and to us is not that the king takes a mistress but that he takes the wrong one." "Someone we can't control or who would seek to control the king." "But if you suppose the king is sure to take a mistress then make sure she is your choice and not his." "I must make my report to the king." "I'll see you later." "All right, sir." "Mr." "Secretary." "Reverend Fisher." "I just came to see if you were being well treated." "Oh, as to that, my aged stomach cannot cope with the rank food the jailor brings." "But that is nothing since it pertains to my body and not my soul." "You have not taken the oath." "No." "Why not?" "Do you refuse to accept that the king's marriage is proper and legal?" "I believe His Majesty thinks it so." "But you don't?" "No." "I believe what I have always believed." "The king's marriage to Queen Catherine is still valid and can be undone by no man, not even Archbishop Cranmer." "And do you dispute that the king is supreme head of the Church in England?" "Yes, I do." "Most emphatically." "The king, our Sovereign Lord, is not the supreme head on Earth of the Church of England." "Tell me how is Sir Thomas More?" "Jailor!" "I will see if the quality of your food can be improved." "Thank you." "Why did you get rid of Lady Eleanor?" "She stole something precious from me." "Are you sure she stole it?" "Yes." "I had the evidence." "I had no choice." "I hope Your Majesty is not too disappointed?" "No." "In any case I have something for you." "Your Majesty." "Elizabeth." "Thank you." "What's this?" "Majesty, there are a number of small monastic institutions I have had cause to investigate." "The monks there refuse to take the oath." "They'd rather serve the vicar of Rome than you." "This is a bill for their dissolution." "The very considerable wealth of these houses would thus be transferred to Your Majesty's exchequer." "Well?" "Majesty, I have just heard that the pope intends to make Reverend Fisher a cardinal." "Apparently, he has already dispatched a cardinal's hat." "Then Fisher will have to wear it upon his shoulders." "For, by the time it gets here, he won't have a head to put it on." "And what of More?" "I want to know." "Will he take the oath?" "How is she?" "Does she feed well?" "She's good in every way, Your Majesty." "And hardly cries at all, as if she already knows that she is a princess." "I love you, Elizabeth." "I love you with all my heart and I bid you never forget it." "Your Majesty." "Before I leave, I wish to say something to the Lady Mary." "Lady Mary." "Lady Mary, I am here in kindness." "I would welcome you back to court and reconcile you with your father if you will only accept me as queen." "I recognise no queen but my mother." "But if the king's mistress would intercede with the king on my behalf then I would be grateful." "Sir Thomas More." "Sir Thomas." "Mr. Secretary." "Please be seated." "This is but an informal occasion." "A little ale, perhaps?" "No, thank you." "I'm sure we both know the object which has brought us together." "It is very widely rumoured, Sir Thomas that you will refuse to take the oath of succession." "Now, I say this to you very openly and sincerely that I wish no harm to come to a great man who has for years enjoyed and deserved His Majesty's good graces." "I would rather lose my own son than to see any hurt come to you." "May I ask your opinion of the king's new marriage?" "I have no opinion." "I neither murmur at it nor dispute upon it." "I never did." "Never will." "Then what of His Majesty's claim to supremacy over the Church in England?" "I was unsure about this matter until I reread His Majesty's own pamphlet:" "The Assertio Septem Sacramentorum." "In fact, I have...." "I have a copy of it here." "Of course, in the pamphlet the king asserts the divine origin of the papacy." "The pope's supremacy descends directly from the rock of St. Peter." "I think you'll find His Majesty's arguments are as persuasive and powerful now as they were when he first wrote them." "Will you take the oath?" "I need hardly remind you of the consequences of not doing so." "Mr. Secretary, I am the king's loyal subject." "I say no harm I think no harm, but I wish everybody good." "And if this be not enough to keep a man alive in good faith I long not to live." "Sir Thomas." "You should know that the king himself has no mind to coerce you." "He simply asks you to relent and condescend to his request that you take the oath." "Mr. Cromwell, please impart to the king my utter faithfulness truthfulness and loyalty to him." "Lord Farthington is most witty and most fair." "He is indeed." "I cannot help myself." "And I noticed he has eyes for you." "Oh, you know his hand belongs...." "What I wouldn't give to marry him." "I agree." "Cousin Madge." "Yes, madam?" "Come and talk to me." "I suppose you have many admirers." "Yes." "But I always remember what Your Majesty told us about not being lewd and setting a standard." "I'm sure you do." "But would it surprise you to learn that one of your admirers is the king?" "It's not true." "lt is true." "Now, would it surprise you even more if I told you that you would have my blessing to become his mistress?" "Madam?" "While I am with child His Majesty needs to be able to lie with another woman." "He is a passionate man." "But she must be someone I can trust." "Whose family I can trust, like yours." "After all, we are family." "And you are reformers." "Yes, Your Majesty." "We all gladly took the oath." "Now will you gladly take the king to your bed?" "His Excellence, the imperial ambassador." "Excellency." "Your Majesty forgive me but I come here upon a mission of mercy." "Mercy?" "Very much so." "Your daughter, the Lady Mary, has fallen ill even to the concern of her doctors." "I have a letter written by her mother." "She would like to nurse her child." "She writes" "If I may?" ""A little comfort and mirth with me would be a half health to her." "I could care for her with my own hands and put her in my own bed and watch with her when needful."" "I will send my personal physician to examine and help her." "But I cannot allow Mary and her mother to be together." "But, Your Majesty, it is just the cry of any mother for any daughter." "But that's just it." "They are not just any mother or daughter." "Do you not suppose they would conspire to plot against me?" "I cannot believe it." "Of course you can believe it." "You know it happens." "And that sometimes illness is used for political purpose." "Do you not believe that Catherine wants Mary to be queen above all else?" "Mr. Chapuys Lady Catherine is a very proud, stubborn woman of very great and high courage." "She could muster an army, take the field and wage a war against me as fierce as any her mother, Isabella, ever waged in Spain." "Is that not true?" "I've been handed a summons to appear at Lambeth Palace to take the oath." "And I imagine I shall be imprisoned afterwards." "No." "Father." "You must be good to each other and to everyone else." "Or if you cannot be good be the least bad you can be." "No, darling, no." "Father." "Lady Sheldon." "Where's the queen?" "Your Majesty, the queen is feeling indisposed and asks you to forgive her not riding this morning." "Of course." "She" "She wondered if Your Majesty would be pleased if I took her place." "Riding, I mean." "If the queen gives her permission then why not?" "Lady Sheldon." "You there." "Down there." "What's your name, Lady Sheldon?" "Margaret, Your Majesty." "Though people call me Madge." "Then I shall call you Madge, if you'll allow me." "Of course, Your Majesty." "Sir Thomas?" "Are you now ready to swear the oath?" "May I see it?" "Thank you." "Well?" "I don't mean to put at fault this oath or its makers or any man who swears to it." "And I will never condemn the conscience of any other man." "But for myself, in good faith my own conscience so moves me that I will swear to the validity of the succession yet not the rest of it without jeopardising my soul to perpetual damnation." "We are very sorry to hear you say this." "You're almost the first to refuse it and your refusal will cause the King's Highness to be both indignant and suspicious of you." "Here are all the members of the Commons and the Lords who have sworn to take the oath." "The clergy too." "I myself cannot swear." "But I do not blame any other man who has sworn." "Sir Thomas, we have come to the conclusion that far from being a true and loyal servant to His Majesty there never was a servant so villainous so traitorous to his prince as you." "If you refuse to take the oath not only will you be imprisoned but the most horrid things imaginable will be done to you." "My lords, these threats are for children, not for me." "Do you deny that you bullied and persuaded the king against his conscience, to write this pamphlet against Luther?" "Of course I deny it." "In the first place, I would never ask anyone be he ever so high or so low, to act against his conscience." "And secondly, I remember it was His Majesty who persuaded me of the paramount importance of the papacy." "I ask you a final time before the awful penalties are exacted upon you why will you not swear?" "Why will you not swear?" "Oh, Madge." "What?" "Madge." "I don't know." "It's funny." "Madge." "I like your dimples when you laugh, Madge." "Madge?" "Your Majesty?" "Come here." "Let me examine your dimples a little more closely." "Sir Thomas?" "Thank you." "Oh, and Your Highness might like to know that the Reverend Fisher is lodged in the room down below." "Good day to you, sir."

"BASED ON A TRUE STORY" "DUSK" "I don't want to go in there." " Don't be stupid." "Your friend disappeared, you must go in." "What do I say to her mother?" "Nothing, just be there." "There she comes." "Hey." " Hello." "Have you heard anything?" "We thought maybe you had." " No, nothing." "Guys, let's stop." "I've had enough." "Just help us find her." "Come on, Frauk." "What's the point?" "They've searched here all week." "We have to keep looking, you can't go." "Jessie, Jessie." "Jessie, Jessie." "Shit, man." "The umpire is nuts." "He's favoring the home team." "Bastard." " But it's going well." "What's the matter?" "Do you like Jessie?" "What makes you think that?" "Think I didn't notice?" " What?" "Do you like how she drools all over you?" "Do you think I'm blind?" "Well?" "Shall I leave?" " Right, piss off." "Go screw Jessie, yeah?" "Fuck you." "Bastard." "Yes, Jessie?" " How's it going?" "Fine, and you?" " Hey, is Rico there?" "Why?" " I have to talk to him." "What about?" " Nothing." "Was he with you?" " Is he there or not?" "No, but..." " Forget it." "OK, bye." "Eat something, Frauk." " I'm not hungry." "At least take this apple to school." "I'm going." "Bye-bye." "Sweetie, I'm really sorry." "OK?" "I wanted to call, but I thought I'd give you some space." "Were you with Jessie?" " Hell no." "Says who?" "She did." " She's nuts." "You're my girl." "Kiss." " No." "Kiss." "Come on, let's go." "Jessie." "See what I mean?" " What now?" "She's waiting for us at the park." " Did she take a detour to ride with us?" "That's pathetic." "What a cow." "We'll go a different way." "Didn't you get my text?" " I was already at school." "Did you wait long?" " And my voicemail last night?" "Did something happen?" " Of course not." "Are you sure nothing happened?" "Nothing happened." "Do you like how she drools all over you?" "Do you think I'm blind?" "Do you like how she drools all over you?" "Do you think I'm blind?" "Shall I leave?" "Right, piss off." "Go screw Jessie, yeah?" " Fuck you." "Bastard." "Where did you put the beer?" "Why so stressed out?" "You must." "The only thing I must do is bear my cross, you dumb broad." "Then I'll just leave it here." " You do that." "What are you doing?" "Women are unpredictable." " That's bull." "Seriously, I mean it." "You're different, more honest." "And you like that?" "More honest." "Do you want me to be honest to you?" " Go ahead." "You think you're hot and you probably look in the mirror a lot." "You want chicks to boost your ego." "In fact you are a very insecure... sad little boy." "Honest enough?" "You bitch." "I'll go." "Where are you off to?" "What's the matter with that bitch?" "Forget about her." "The fewer women, the better." "Crybabies in sports." "I've got a nice word that: homosexuality." "Crybabies in sports." "I've got a nice word that: homosexuality." "Sorry, let's continue." "Next question." "Hey, dad." "I'm taking the car tonight, OK?" "That dent was not my fault." " And the vomit on the back seat?" "...he cries because his coach has a braintumor." "Sampras" " Pete Sampras." "If they cry, you know the answer." "Ajax forward in tears after Ajax finally wins again." "Ronald de Boer?" " Right again." "Yo." " What do you want?" "I thought I'd come a little earlier." "Working the gas pedal and steering went all right... but shifting gears, no." " Give me half an hour." "How's it going?" " Fine." "Put it in second." "In third." "Wait, slowly." "Pedal all the way down." "One more month." " Then what?" "My birthday." "I registered for driving lessons." "Fourth gear." " Wait, after the turn." "You'll be off the hook." "I don't mind driving you around." "How?" "I'm staying here and you're moving to Delft." "Not anymore." "I'm going to study law." " Law?" "Here?" " Yeah." "Glad you're staying." "It's ridiculous." "That girl is crazy." "She called him ten times in three days." "And once to me to ask for him." "Talk to her, she's your best friend." "And tell her what?" " To stop it." "Stupid cow, it has to stop." "How would you like it if she did it to Caesar?" "It's driving me mad." "I get to sit in front." "Can we go now?" "Move over." "Nothing for Ilse?" "Did you order a drink for Ilse?" "Sorry, man, I forgot." "Do you want anything?" " It's OK." "Don't you want to get laid?" "Seriously, who do you fancy?" "Do you like Jessie?" "Want to screw her?" " Grow up." "Go get her." "Get off me." "You should be happy someone likes you." " Shut your mouth." "She's not so bad." "Well, she's driving me mad." "Come on, let's leave without her." " You can't do that." "Why not?" "You always say she's using you." "And she's your best friend." "There she comes." "Come on, get in." " Don't be so stupid." "It's full." " Don't be like that, come on." "Drive." " Come on, you guys." "Don't be so stupid." "You bitch." "Where are you off to?" "What's the matter with that bitch?" "My, you're early." "What's the matter?" "Did something happen?" "I'm tired, that's all." "I did something really stupid." "Hello, are you still there?" "Now he'll never want to see me again." "Maybe you should forget about him." " I can't." "He doesn't like you." "He is with Frauk." " He kissed me, he started it." "A kiss doesn't mean anything." " A kiss is nothing?" "Caesar kissed me, did you know that?" " When?" "What do you care?" "A kiss means nothing, remember?" "No way, he would've told me." " Really?" "You don't believe me?" "You're just afraid a kiss does mean something." "I have to hang up." " Why?" "Where are you?" "Does Rico ever talk about me?" "Frauk is always around." "Yes, so?" "You really like him, don't you?" "There she comes." " Don't be so stupid." "It's full." " Don't be like that, come on." "Come on." "Don't be so stupid." "What happened?" "I thought Mick was giving you a ride home." "Did anything happen?" "Did they just leave you there?" "Of course not." "They're my friends." "It doesn't mean you can't have a fight." "I was locking my bike and Caesar attacks me." "Again?" "You don't believe me?" "He practically raped me." "You like hurting people, don't you?" " Jesus, how naive can you be." "Don't you see that you can't trust him?" "He's mental." "You are mental." " Oh, so I'm mental?" "How could you have told Caesar that he kissed me?" "He's my boyfriend." " He's going to dump you, you stupid twat." "What is it this time?" " Nothing." "She called me a stupid twat." "Didn't I tell you she's a bitch." "Two sleeping pills?" "Shall we?" " Be right there." "Give me ten minutes." "Get the hell out." " Sorry." "Look at her." "Crashing bore." " Jessie, why aren't you swimming?" "I don't have to do everything you do." "Just ignore me." "Just jump in." " No." "Come and swim." "Come and swim." " No, I don't want to." "I really don't want to swim." " But you are." "No, I really don't want to swim, guys." "Poor thing." "What's wrong?" "Jessie, what's the matter?" "Come on, Jessie, it was a joke." "Come on, just leave her alone." "He says 'breath, breath, breathless'." "It's 'breathless'." "He says, 'death, death, death'." "No, he sings 'breath, breath, breathless'." "No, 'death'." " Can you get me a coke?" "Get it yourself." "Would you mind getting me a coke?" "Are you her slave?" "She doesn't mind." "Do you?" " Get it yourself." "Think you can handle it?" "Have you ever slept with a guy?" "None of your business." "So I'm the only one who knows." "Do you look at it when you take your clothes off?" "I think it's beautiful." "It's kind of sexy." "Why so stressed out?" "I'll go get her, OK?" "She's not ready yet." "Come on in." "It's ridiculous." "That girl is crazy." "She called him ten times in three days." "And once to me to ask for him." "Talk to her, she's your best friend." "And tell her what?" " To stop it." "Where are you going?" " I have to go to Willem." "Now?" " I accepted the job, so I..." "You're not leaving right now." " I took the job." "You want me to quit?" "I felt like stopping by." " OK, fine." "Look at this." "It's cute." " Yes, very cute." "Look at the pervert." " Rico, stop it." "Don't be a pain." "It's Jessie." " Don't answer." "I did something really stupid." " Is she talking about Rico?" "Hello?" "Are you still there?" "Now he'll never want to see me again." "Maybe you should forget about him." " I knew it." "I can't." " Tell her he doesn't like her." "He doesn't like you." "He is with Frauk." " He kissed me, he started it." "A kiss doesn't mean anything." " Did you kiss her?" "Jesus Christ." "Not in a million years." "A kiss means nothing?" "Caesar kissed me, did you know that?" "When?" "What do you care?" "A kiss means nothing, remember?" "No way, he would've told me." " Really?" "You don't believe me?" "You're just afraid a kiss does mean something." "I have to hang up." " Why?" "Where are you?" "What did she say to you?" "She says she kissed Caesar." " What?" "Me, Caesar, the rest of the world too?" " Bitch." "Hey, sweetheart." "Hi." "Where are you going?" " I'm going home." "I want you to spend the night." "Jessie told me you kissed her." "That's what she said." "And you believe her?" "She's lying." "She likes that." "Hurting people." "She told me that once." "Did I kiss you?" "What makes you say that?" "Do you dream about kissing me?" "Do you want me to?" "I'm cuter than Rico." "What are you doing?" "Like I said, it's kind of sexy." "You are sick." "Isn't this what you want?" " Let go of me." "Let go of me." "Caesar, let go." "Go screw your sick mother." "Come on, Ma." "Help me out here." "I've got to go in a minute." "I'm in pain." "I think it is going to happen tonight." "I can feel it." "You're not going to die, Ma, and you know it." "There is an appointed time for everything." "There is a time to be born and a time to die." "But I am buried alive." "I beg the Lord every day:" "Come and take me." "But He doesn't hear me." "Open." " No." "Open." "Yes, go on." "Leave." "They all do." "Are you staying in tonight?" " Yes, I'll read to you." "What are you doing?" "You are a Judas." "Where are we going?" " To the carnival." "To the carnival?" " It wasn't my idea." "In the carousel?" " No, the haunted mansion." "Or are you afraid of ghosts?" "What are you doing?" "Get out." " No." "Get out." " No." "That is my spot." "Get out." " Don't be an asshole." "Come on." "Why do you always get to sit here?" "Where is it written?" "Get out." " No." "Don't be ridiculous, Caesar." "Ow, goddamn..." "Damn you, you stupid bastard." "If you want to be a pain, don't go." " OK, I'm going home." "Stop acting crazy." "Knock it off." "Come on." "I could kill her." "So why don't we?" " How would we do it?" "Simple, we shoot her." "Since when do we know how to shoot?" "That's easy." "I saw in a documentary that a shot in the head is instant." "And where would we get a pistol?" "In Belgium, right across the border." "Piece of cake." "I wonder how she'll look with a gun to her head." "What she'll say, knowing she'll die." " Nothing, I hope." "Maybe she'll beg." "Stop, I want something to drink." " We don't." "Just wait for me." " We're going to the shooting gallery." "How would you kill her?" "Kill her?" "Run her over." "For everyone to see." "I'd push her off a building." "Anything to shut her up." "And you?" "No idea." "You mean you've never thought about it?" "When she told you I kissed her, what did you think?" "Drop dead?" " Yes." "So?" "An overdose." "Yes, with your mother's pills." " Shut up about my mother." "You could strangle her." "No, strangling is too tough." " No, it's easy." "It's way too tough." "Really." "Is it?" "Stop it, you deranged psychopath." " Shut your mouth." "Are you OK?" "Shall I stay the night?" "I have something for you." " Yeah?" "What?" " Wait right here." "Hey, Ma." "I'll be right with you." "Here." "What is this for?" "Give them to Jessie." "Ask her over, put those pills in her coke, she'll get drowsy..." "I'll do the rest." "It's easy." "It's what you want too, you said so." "All those stories about how she lies, threatens you and makes you say stuff." "She is my best friend." "Is she your best friend?" " Yes." "Why let her walk all over you?" "Are you her slave?" "It's not that bad." " Isn't it?" "She treats you like dirt and you're stupid enough to let her." "Caesar, is that you?" "How do you think it makes me feel?" "My girlfriend the doormat." "I don't want a silly cow." " I'm sorry." "caesar, will you come here, please?" "Ilse..." "I'm doing this for you." "I'm proud of you." "Honest." "Guess who." "Did you ask her?" "Is she coming over?" "I told you she couldn't do it." "I asked her and she's coming over tonight." "Really?" "Well done." "We'll do this together, OK?" "Want to go to the floodplain tomorrow?" "Rico wanted me to invite you." "Can't he ask me himself?" " He's afraid Frauk might find out." "What does he want?" " I guess he just wants to talk and stuff." "And Frauk is not coming?" " No." "You fool." "Then talk is not what he wants." "Where are you off to?" " Nowhere in particular, just out." "Are you going out with Caesar?" " No, I'm going to Ilse." "I'll be back at ten." "Have fun." "We're staying in all evening." "Aren't you going to the floodplain?" " Of course." "But if my mother asks, we were here till ten." "She drives me nuts." "She butts into my life a lot lately." "Will you do that for me?" "I have to pee." "I'm so nervous." "What did he say about Frauk, that she can't know about?" "Nothing." "Yesterday he was afraid she'd find out." " He didn't mention Frauk." "What kind of bull is this?" "Are you jealous of me or something?" "Of course not." "You really are jealous, aren't you?" "Jesus." "You mustn't go." " Why not?" "What about Frauk?" " You're taking her side, is that it?" "I thought you were my best friend." "Well?" "If you go, you'll fight with Frauk." "Jesus, I am so sick of that weak-ass attitude of yours." "Do you want anything to drink?" " That would be nice." "Coming?" " I'm not going." "First you tell me I shouldn't go and now you're not." "OK, bye." "Where is Ilse?" " She's not going." "It's so stupid." "Caesar, don't." "Leave her alone." "I'm not going." "Do you want to sit up front?" "Are you tired?" " No, why?" "Don't you have any CDs?" "No, I forgot." "What's up?" "Did you have a fight?" "Can I get out?" "I want to get out." "Mick, I want to get out." " OK, stop." "I'll walk home, OK?" "Coming?" " He's staying." "Rico, come on." " I'm staying." "They have..." " Everyone's asleep." "Come on." "Listen to me, Rico." "Nothing happened." "It's not our fault, OK?" "Who's that?" " Yes?" "Hello, this is Anna Koppens." "Is this Rico?" "Yes." " Do you know where Jessie is?" "No, I'm sorry." "Don't hang up just like that." "Stupid ass." "What must she be thinking now?" "What's the matter?" "Sorry to wake you..." " Jessie didn't come home." "She's not here." " Ilse said that she was here." "Yes, early this evening." " What time did she leave?" "Ilse?" "Could you come down here?" "They would like to know where Jessie is." "Ilse?" " She went home at ten 'o clock." "But Caesar says they drove all evening and that he dropped her off at ten." "Jessie wanted me to say that she was here." "You had to lie to me." "But why?" " What's going on?" "Why did you have to lie?" "What wasn't I supposed to know?" "Did she run away?" "How do I know?" "She asked me to lie for her." "Coming?" "Mom?" "Mom?" " What's the matter?" "What's going on, dear?" "Caesar is going..." "Caesar is going to what?" "Who is that?" "Caesar?" "Let me talk to him." " No, no." "Guess who we are wrapping in plastic?" "It's over." "Aren't you happy?" "Did he break up with you?" "Oh, my poor baby." "My darling." "It will be all right." "What have you done?" "It's done." "Bastard." "Bastard." " I'm not." "Can I stay with you?" "Jessie's mother called me yesterday." " They came by our house too." "What did you say?" "Something dumb." "They knew I was lying." "Caesar says that it doesn't matter." "They haven't got a clue." "I told Jessie's mother we'd help look." " Look for her?" "Yes, look for her." "All of us." "Going out?" "The car stays here." " I know." "That last dent?" "I had to have the whole door fixed." "I thought only women hit small poles." "It wasn't a pole." " What then?" "A tree?" "I didn't hit anything." " How did the dent get there?" "See what I mean?" "Check you later, Dad." " Yeah, later." "I want to get out." "Can I get out?" "Mick, I want to get out." " Yes, stop." "I'll walk home, OK?" "Don't be stupid." "Caesar, let me go, man." "Don't be stupid." "Don't be stupid." "Let me go." "Let me go." "Let go, let go." "Let go, let go." "Rico." "Rico." "Get her legs off." "Grab the rope." "Get out." "Grab her legs." " I want to go home." "You haven't done a damn thing yet." "Grab her legs." "She's still breathing." " What?" "Jesus." "Don't be stupid." "She's dead." "Guess who we're wrapping in plastic?" "It's over." "Aren't you happy?" "Ilse?" "What are you doing, man?" " It's OK." "It's good." "I'm going home." "I'm really going home." "I'll walk." "Fuck it, man." "We did it." "What's the matter?" "Nothing." "Why?" "Never mind." "What do I say to her mother?" " Nothing, just be there." "There she comes." "Hello." " Have you heard anything?" "I don't know how to put this... but did you have a fight or something like that?" "Maybe she wants to be alone." " Then she would have said so." "She wouldn't have gone off like that." "Didn't you have a secret date with her?" "You're Rico, aren't you?" "That's right." "I gather Jessie is in love with you." "I didn't know that." "Anna Koppens." "And now?" "I'd really appreciate that." "Yes, thank you." "They've combed the whole area, but... they haven't found anything." "Then there's still hope." "I'm here for you." "I want you to leave." "You don't understand." "Get the hell out." "Ilse, go away." "Get the hell out." "Get the hell out." "It's good that you all came." "It's good to be together here right now." "But what is good?" "Jessie is gone." "But she lives on in our thoughts and in our hearts, more than ever." "All we can do is to remember her the way she was." "Maybe one of you would like to say something." "Caesar?" "Ilse?" "Tell us how she was, how you are feeling." "Mick." "Yes, how I feel..." "Like shit." "We all do, feel like shit." "Jessie was a real friend." "You know: drive around, chat, drink, swim, that kind of thing." "She always knew exactly what she wanted." "Very honest, too honest maybe." "But she had a heart of gold, which is why she was one of us." "And she still is." "She is still one of us." "We'll never forget her, I'm sure of it." "Nice speech." " Thank you." "Can I help you?" "I'm here for you." "You don't understand." "Get the hell out." "Get the hell out." "Caesar?" "Caesar?" " Shut your mouth." "Will you come here, please?" " Shut your mouth." "Caesar, please." " Shut your mouth." "Hi, darling." "Would you mind getting my pills?" "Yo, let's go." "It's Jessie." "DUSK" "Translation:" "LMP Poelstra Vertalingen"

"Space, the final frontier." "These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise." "Its five-year mission:" "To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before." "Captain's Log, Stardate 5221.3." "On outward course beyond the fringe of our galaxy towards Questar M-17, a source of mysterious radio emissions." "Mission, starcharting." "Situation, Mr. Scott?" "We've picked up speed, sir, rapidly." "I've cut back power, but we continue to gain momentum." " Mr. Sulu?" " She's not answering the helm, sir." "Two minutes right ascension off course and drifting farther, Captain." "Stand by to reverse course." " Standing by, sir." " Reverse course." "I can only describe it as hypergravity, Captain, more powerful than any we've ever encountered." "It's dragging the Enterprise toward it." "Why aren't our sensors picking it up?" "Forward scanners, Mr. Sulu." "Captain, that's the source of the radio emissions." "Negative star mass." "Spectra analysis, imploded matter, but every reading on it is negative." " Captain, we're still gaining speed." " Full reverse thrust." "No good, sir." "We're still falling toward it." " How much time do we have?" " Impact in 93 seconds, 92," " 91..." " Captain, there's another signal." "Listen." "40 seconds, Captain," "39, 38..." "Sulu, flank speed ahead." "Our only chance is to try to get into orbit around that thing." "Aye, aye, Captain!" "Nine seconds." "Eight, seven..." "Orbital velocity." "Steady as she goes, Mr. Sulu." " Maintain orbit." " Aye, aye, Captain." "If its pull is this strong, Jim, how do we get out of orbit?" "Slingshot effect, Mr. Spock?" "Do we have enough power?" "I'll need some time for the computations, Captain." "I'm getting that radio sound again, sir." "Nine seconds right ascension from galactic plane, dead ahead and closing fast." "It's on the view screen now, sir." " Put us alongside, Mr. Sulu." " Aye, aye, sir." "It's a starship like nothing I've ever seen." " The size of it." " It's been damaged." "I'll bet she was pulled in like we were." "It's coming from that ship, Captain." "Confirmed, Captain, but it isn't possible." "That ship is dead." "Temperature is absolute zero." "There is no thermal reading to support life aboard her, and no energy store to send radio messages." "Nothing except a slight magnetic flux reading, which could be normal for the ship's metal." " You're sure, Mr. Spock?" " Probability.997, Captain." "Can you identify that metal, or the design of the ship?" "Negative to both, Captain." "Unknown alloy, harder and lighter than any registered metal." "It is not a recorded galactic starship design." "Retro analysis of the ship's spectra dates it as having been in orbit here for slightly more than 300 million years." "It's beautiful." "What kind of people could have built it to..." "To touch even a starship with grace and beauty?" "A civilization that advanced 300 million years ago before life even emerged on Earth." "Barely an instant in eternity, Jim." "Mr. Spock, any indication of that ship's power source?" "No, Captain, but this far from a G1 star, it is logical to assume they had some kind of warp drive." "We'll board her, Mr. Spock." "Scotty, Bones, you'll come with us." "We'll need life-support belts." "Mr. Sulu, have the Transporter Room stand by." "Yes, sir." "Ready, Captain." "Activate life-support belts." "Energize." "The hexagonal shape of the windows suggests a similarity to natural insect designs of Earth, the honeycombs of bees." "The individual cells are shaped precisely like this." "Would you look at this now?" "This metal, it isn't cast or rolled." "It was drawn into filaments and spun." "Like a spider spins his web." "A lighter and stronger material than anything we have now." "Look, every pod, they've all been burst open." "Aye, from the inside, from the looks of them." "Must have been some accident to get almost every pod." "Accidents seldom have such system, Dr. McCoy." "I believe we must consider the alternative possibility that the crew of this ship destroyed her themselves." "Captain's Log." "We have beamed aboard the alien ship found orbiting a strange dead star." "The Enterprise is recording all data for the log and a full report later." "Kirk to Enterprise." "Enterprise." "Lieutenant Uhura here." "Lieutenant, are you still getting that radio signal from this ship?" "Negative, Captain." "It stopped transmitting when you beamed aboard." "All right." "Lock on us with the transporter and be ready to transport." "We're going inside." "Transporter beam on and locked." "Standing by." "What do you make of it, Spock?" "Captain, it's registering energy," " very little, but building." " You mean it's functioning after all the millenniums this ship has been here?" "The wands are accumulators, receptors to attract energy, motion, sound, light, heat, every kind of energy around them." "The structure of the ship, those huge arches, thrusting up!" "The whole ship is designed to receive and store energy." "Gives me the creeps." "I feel like something's watching us." "I feel it, too, Captain." "A physiological symptom of latent primal superstition, the fear of primitive people confronting something unknown to them." "Compared to the beings that built this ship, we are primitive people, even you, Mr. Spock." "All right, let's keep going." "Tricorder analysis, Mr. Spock." "Artificial gravity is in effect here, Captain." "Both air and gravity within two points of Earth normal." "Enterprise, do you read me?" " Sulu?" " No use, Captain." "Some sort of interference has been set up." "We can cut our way out of here." "No energy registering." " Something's drained them." " You mean we're trapped here?" " No communication, nothing?" " For the moment." "This is..." "Was the control center of the starship." "These must be control and navigational instruments." "The source of the interference is here, Captain." "It's not part of the normal equipment." "It's like something they jury-rigged during an emergency." "Something to shield this room." "But shield it from what?" "Possibly from whatever had come aboard their ship." "But nothing, no form of life could survive 300 million years." "Quite right, Mr. Scott." "No known form of life." "Jim, the door." "Something is trying to get in." "The field of interference is reacting against the magnetic flux lines, Captain." " Will it hold?" " Lf the energy stays at that level." " What is it?" " I'm not sure, but I think..." "It could be a ship's log or a warning." "It seems to keep repeating." "A message from 300 million years ago?" "It is possible that this much of their technology survived." " Anything?" " I may be able to get a translation." " Hurry up, Spock." " Patience, Doctor." "Danger." "Danger." "The dead star, we are being drawn to it." "Rather than carry this malevolent life form to other worlds, we have decided to destroy our own ship." "There is no other answer." "If you understand this message, you are protected only for this moment in this room." "This thing it wants..." "Get out of here!" "Hurry!" "Located them right after that explosion, Mr. Sulu." "We're locked on and beaming them aboard." "Good work, Mr. Kyle." "I thought we lost them when we were cut off so long." "Piece of cake, sir." "Here they come now." "Captain, something beamed aboard with you." "Transport it back out." "Status?" "Sickbay reports no injuries to crew, sir." "No damage to hull or engines, Captain." "Automatic bridge defense system on and prepared, sir." "So, we're all just fine, but whatever was on that ship used our transporter beam to come aboard with us, and now it's here." "That alien commander, sir." "The message said that they had to destroy their own ship." "Until we learn more about it, Scotty, perhaps we should be ready to do the same." "Take two of your men and arm the self-destruct device in the Engineering core." " Aye, sir." " Mr. Spock, any change in ship's readings?" "We're registering a slightly higher than normal magnetic flux." "Not dangerous, but the level isn't constant." "It seems to fluctuate, a steady, almost pulsing rhythm." "Like the beating of a heart." "Bridge, Lieutenant..." "What?" "Captain, Decks 5 and 6 report shutdown of all life-support systems." "They've gone to life-support belts, manual override is not responding." "Trouble in the Engineering core, sir." "Bridge to Sickbay." "Bones, get down to the Engineering core on the double!" "Get on those life-support systems now!" "The force field of his belt won't hold that weight for long, Jim." "Override systems, Mr. Spock." "Open the core hatch." "It's no use, sir." "The mechanism is frozen." "They've already tried." "Something's jammed the circuits." "They're magnetized." "All right, get the cutter beams on that hatch." " Move!" " Yes, sir." "I thank you, sir." "Bridge to Captain Kirk." "Something's activating the ship's phaser banks." "They're locking on the alien starship." "Phaser banks were off, Captain." "They activated themselves." " And mutual override did not work?" " No, sir." "Exactly like the Engineering controls and the life-support systems on Decks 5 and 6." "Sir, we cannot get into the core." " The cutter beams." " Drained of all energy, sir." "Sir, Cargo Holds 3, 4 and 5 just shut down life-support systems." "Power out on all but key levels, Captain." "High magnetic flux reading." "Captain Kirk, the ship's computers." "Something's going through every storage bank." "It seems to be taking control of the whole ship." "Spock, can you rig a low-frequency shield like the one on the alien ship, on our navigation console?" " It would have a very small field." " Do it." "It's activated, Captain, but only an area three meters square." "Do you get a magnetic flux reading there now?" "Negative, Captain." "Jim, you don't think that's going to help us?" "Whatever that thing is, it survived millennia in a dead hulk." "All it has to do here is outlast us and just take over." "No." "It must be held by the magnetic force of the dead star, and it needs a starship to break free and a crew to man it." "You are correct, Captain James T. Kirk, and I have the starship I've waited for so long, so terribly long." "It has absorbed the memory banks, Captain, all of them." "You will now remove the static shield from the navigation console, Captain James T. Kirk." "You have shut down life-support systems and endangered members of my crew." "Restore those systems first." "All nonessential systems are extinguished." "You will obey me." "And if I refuse?" "Obey me!" "Captain!" "Obey me!" "Stop!" "You'll hurt him!" "Remove the static shield from the warp drive controls!" "Do it now!" "No, Captain!" "I'll obey!" "Let him go!" "Repair the warp drive controls!" "Obey me!" "Mr. Scott, start repairs." " Install the auxiliary controls." " Aye, Captain." "I'm all right, Captain." "What are we dealing with, Spock?" "High rank probabilities, Captain." "It is a magnetic organism without mass, but capable of symbiotic relationship with a host body, a starship, for instance." "It is a form of primal energy, and it can utilize the electronic control systems of a starship like the mind of a man uses the neural control systems of the human body." "It has become the Enterprise, and we are only life-support organisms in its body like the white corpuscles in human blood, and, Captain, the magnetic flux readings are higher." "It is growing stronger, building itself." "A slingshot effect to yank us out of orbit." "Can you compute it in your mind?" " Lf we try to use ship's computers..." " The alien will know." "I believe I can, Captain." "I will need to aid Mr. Scott." "The engineer will need aid from my first officer to complete repairs." "Is that permitted?" "Is that permitted?" "I guess it is." "You will leave this orbit and plot course to galactic coordinates 036.231." " That's the heart of the galaxy, Captain." " Plot the course, Mr. Sulu." "Captain, this symbiont can reproduce itself by mitosis and take over every starship we encounter." "It can control computer centers, whole planets." "I'm aware of that, Mr. Spock." "Complete repairs!" "Obey me!" "Auxiliary controls ready to activate, Captain." "The auxiliary warp drive controls can only be operated manually." "That is correct." "You will activate the manual controls." "Obey!" "Controls activated." "Captain, we're dropping out of orbit!" "We're falling into the dead sun." "Apply full power!" "Obey me!" "No!" "Accelerate!" "Do not destroy the ship!" "Obey me!" "Obey!" "Obey!" "Standby to activate warp drive unit!" "No!" "Don't!" "Activate warp drive!" "Activated, Captain!" "Please..." "Don't!" " Is it gone?" " Affirmative." "It fled the ship when it thought we would crash into the dead star." "Don't leave me alone." "Please, please." "So lonely." "Captain's Log, Stardate 5221.8." "Final entry." "Resuming outward course beyond the farthest star of our galaxy." "Mission, starcharting."

"It started with a chair." "I've wanted this for a really long time." "I know." "Wizard." "Jeez Banana, shut your freakin' gob OK?" "This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen." "Well, well, if it isn't MacGuff the Crime Dog." "Back for another test?" "I think the first one was defective," "The plus sign looks more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced." "Third test today, Momma Bear, your eggo's preggo, no doubt about it." "It's really easy to tell, is your nipples real brown?" "Yeah, maybe your little boyfriend's got mutant sperms, knocked you up twice." "Silencio, old man." "Look, I just drank my weight in SunnyD and I gotta go pronto." "Well, you know where the lavatory is." "Pay for that pee stick when you're done." "Don't think it's yours just 'cause you marked it with your urine." "What's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle:" "Minus or plus?" "I don't know, it's not seasoned yet." "I'll take some of these." "There it is." "The little pink plus sign is so unholy." "That ain't no Etch-a-Sketch, this is one doodle that can't be undid, homeskillet." "Yo-yo-yiggity-yo." "I'm a suicide risk." "Juno?" "No, it's Morgan Freeman, do you have any bones that need collecting?" "Only the one in my pants." "I'm pregnant." "What?" "Honest to blog?" "Yeah, it's Bleeker's." "It's probably just a food baby, did you have a big lunch?" "This is not a food baby, I've taken three pregnancy tests and I am fo' shiz up the spout." "How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests?" "That's amazing." "I don't know, I drank like ten tons of SunnyD." "I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier." "Is this for real?" "Like for real for real?" "Unfortunately yes." "Oh, my God!" "Oh shit!" "Phuket Thailand!" "That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take." "Are you going to Havenbrook or Women Now?" "You need a note from your parents for Havenbrook." "Yeah, I know." "No, I'm going to go to Women Now, just 'cause they help out women now." "Do you want me to call for you?" "Because I called for Becky last year." "No, I can call myself." "Oh, but I do need your help with something, it's like critically important." "You know, heavy lifting can really only help you at this point." "Seriously." "So, you were bored?" "That's how this blessed miracle came to be?" "No, the act was premeditated." "I mean, the sex, not the whole "let's get pregnant" thing." "So, when did you decide that you were gonna do Bleeker?" "I don't know." "A year ago in Spanish class." "You love him." "It's actually really complicated, OK?" "And I don't feel like talking about it in my fragile state." "So what was it like?" "Humping Bleek's bony bod?" "Magnificent." "Hey, Bleek." "Wicked tiger." "It looks proud." "I swiped it from Ms. Rancick's lawn." "Wow, your shorts are like especially gold today." "My mom uses color-safe bleach." "Go Carole." "I'll tell her." "When I see them all running like that, with their things bouncing around in their shorts," "I always picture them naked, even if I don't want to, all I see is pork swords." "I'm supposed to be running." "So guess what." "What?" "I don't know." "I'm pregnant." "What should we do?" "Oh, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud before it gets worse." "Because they were talking about it in health class, how pregnancy can often lead to an infant." "Typically, yeah, yeah." "That's what happens when our moms and teachers get pregnant." "So, you're cool with that then?" "Yeah, yeah, wizard." "You know, do whatever you think you should do, you know?" "Well, I'm sorry I had sex with you," "I know it wasn't your idea." "Whose idea was it?" "I'll see you at school, alright?" "Whose idea was it?" "Hey, your book fell apart." "Right." "It must have looked at your face." "The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me." "Jocks like him always want freaky girls." "Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup." "Girls who play the cello and read McSweeney's and want to be children's librarians when they grow up." "Oh yeah, jocks totally eat that shit up." "They just won't admit it, because they're supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders you know," "Like Leah, who incidentally is into teachers." "Me too, I love Woody Allen!" "Alright people." "We're doing chromatography lab today, so find your partners and break into groups of four." "Well, there's nothing like experimenting." "I did the prep questions for this lab last night, so you can just copy my answers if you want." "I couldn't copy your work." "You copy my work every week." "True, I'm kind of a deadbeat lab partner, aren't I?" "No, no, I don't mind." "I think you definitely bring something to the table." "Charisma." "Who's ready for some chromamagnificence?" "I have a menstrual migraine, so I can't really look at bright lights today." "Amanda, I told you to go to the infirmary and lie down." "You never listen." "No, Josh, because I don't take orders." "Not from you and not from any man." "You know, you've been acting like this ever since" "I got back from visiting my brother in Mankato." "I already told you, nothing happened." "Well, I'm gonna set up the apparatus." "Juno, do you want to plug in the Bunsen burner?" "It's my pleasure." "I'm going to the infirmary." "Good." "Call me when you get off the rag." "Fine, call me when you learn how to love someone, instead of cheating at your brother's college," "Just because you've had four Smirnoff Ices and a bottle of Snow Peak Peach flavored Boone's!" "Good, Amanda, I'll be sure to do that, I'll make a note of it." "I've actually heard that the Snow Peak Peach flavor is the best flavor of Boone's." "Isn't that right, Bleek?" "Oprimo numero dos." "Yeah, I'm just calling to procure a hasty abortion." "What?" "Can you just hold on for a second, I'm on my hamburger phone." "Okay, now I can," "Yeah, it's really awkward to talk on." "Yeah, I need an abortion." "Sixteen." "I'm gonna say it's been about two months and four days since the sex," "Mind you, that's just like a guestimation." "Sorry, how long have I been what?" "Oh, I hate it when adults use the term "sexually active"." "What does it even mean?" "Can I deactivate someday, or is this a permanent state of being?" "I guess Bleeker went live that night we did it," "I guess that's why he got that look on his face." "You should have seen this octopus furnace at work." "I had to get out my Hazmat suit just to get into the thing." "My dad used to be in the Army, but now he's just your average HVAC specialist." "He and my mom got divorced when I was five," "She lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids." "Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day." "And I'm like, Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly." "This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment." "That's my stepmom, Bren, she's completely obsessed with dogs." "Owns a nail salon and always smells like methylmethacrylate." "So Juno, how was your little maneuver last night?" "Which maneuver, sir?" "The one where I moved an entire living room set from one lawn to the other, or the one where I downed a sixty-four ounce blue slushie in ten minutes?" "Juno, did you by any chance barf in my urn?" "Mac, you know that nice urn by the front door, the one I got up in Stillwater?" "There was some blue shit," "I mean, gunk, stuff in there this morning." "I would never barf in your urn, Brenda." "I mean, maybe L.B. did it." "Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that potato, I'm gonna kick your little monkey butt." "All babies want to get borned!" "All babies want to get borned!" "All babies want to get borned!" "Hey Su-Chin." "Hi, Juno." "How are you?" "You know, pretty solid." "So did you write that paper for Worth's class yet?" "No, not yet." "I tried to work on it a little last night, but I'm having trouble concentrating." "I'll sell you some of my Adderall." "No thanks, I'm off pills." "That's a wise choice 'cause I knew this girl, she had this crazy freakout." "She took too many behavioral meds at once and she ripped off her clothes and dove into the fountain at Ridgedale Mall like, Blaaaaah!" "I'm a kraken from the sea!" "I heard that was you." "It was good seeing you, Su-Chin." "Your baby probably has a beating heart, you know?" "It can feel pain," "And it has fingernails." "Fingernails?" "Really?" "Welcome to Women Now, where women are trusted friends." "Please put your hands where I can see them and surrender any bombs." "Hey, I'm here for the big show." "Your name, please?" "Juno MacGuff." "She thinks I'm using a fake name." "Like Gene Simmons or Mother Teresa." "I need you to fill these out, both sides." "We need to know about every score and every sore." "Would you like a free condom?" "They're boysenberry." "No, I'm off sex." "My boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse." "They make his jocks smell like pie." "All babies want to get borned!" "All babies want to get borned!" "God appreciates your miracle!" "Dude, what are you doing here?" "I'm supposed to come get you at four." "I couldn't do it, Leah!" "It smelled like a dentist office in there," "And there were these horrible magazines with water stains." "And then the friggin' receptionist is trying to give me these condoms that looked like grape suckers, and just babbling away about her friggin' boyfriend's pie balls." "Yum!" "And Su-Chin was there, and she was like, "Oh hi!" "Babies have fingernails. "" "Fingernails!" "That's gruesome." "You think the baby can scratch your vag on the way out?" "I'm staying pregnant, Leah." "Dude!" "You gotta keep your voice down, my mom is inside." "She doesn't know that we're sexually active." "What does that even mean?" "I've been thinking." "I was thinking that I could have this baby and give it to someone who totally needs it." "You know, like a woman with a bum ovary or a couple of nice lesbos." "But then you're gonna get huge and your chest is gonna milktate." " And you have to tell people that you're pregnant." " But maybe they'll canonize me for being so selfless." "Maybe they'll totally shit and be really mad and not let you graduate or go to Cabo for spring break." "I was going to go to Gettysburg with Bleeker anyway." "You should look at adoption ads," "I see them all the time in the Penny Saver." "They have ads for parents?" "Yeah! "Desperately Seeking Spawn. " Right next to terriers and iguanas and used fitness equipment." "It's totally legit." ""Wholesome, spiritually wealthy couple have found true love with each other. "" ""All that's missing is your bastard. "" "I want a parakeet." "You're totally not even listening to me." "No, I heard you." "I don't want to give the baby to a family that describes themselves as "wholesome. "" " Why?" " I want something a little more edgier." " Okay, what did you have in mind exactly?" " I was thinking a graphic designer, mid-thirties, with a cool Asian girlfriend who dresses awesome and rocks out on the bass guitar." "But I don't want to be too particular." "OK, how about this?" ""Educated, successful couple seeking infant to join our family of five. "" ""You will be compensated." "Help us complete the circle of love. "" "That sounds great." "They sound like a friggin' cult." "Besides, they already have three kids, they're greedy little bitches." "Oh, Juno!" "How about this one?" "They were Mark and Vanessa Loring," "And they were beautiful even in black and white." "Paul?" "Are you coming downstairs to eat?" "No, I don't think so." "You ran eight miles today, Puppy." "I'm not hungry, oddly." "But it's breakfast for supper." "It's your favorite, Paul." "Yeah." "Juno MacGuff called while you were out running today." "You know how I feel about her." "You've mentioned it a couple times." "She is just different." "Yeah." "I'm not really sure how I'm gonna spit this out." "Hon, did you get expelled?" "No." "The school would most likely contact you in the event of my expulsion." "Well, I was just asking." "It seemed plausible." "Do you need a large amount of money?" "Legal counsel?" "No, I'm not asking for anything." "Except for maybe mercy." "Like, it would be friggin' sweet if no one hit me." "What have you done, Junebug?" "Did you hit someone with the Previa?" "No." "Dude, I think it's best to just tell them." "I'm pregnant." "Oh, God." "But I'm going to give it up for adoption." "I already found the perfect couple." "They're gonna pay for the medical expenses and everything." "In thirty-odd weeks we can just pretend that this never happened." "You're pregnant?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "And if it is any consolation," "I have heartburn that's radiating down to my kneecaps and I haven't take a dump since Wednesday." "Morning!" "I didn't even know you were sexually active!" "Who is the kid?" "The baby?" "I don't really know much about it." "It has fingernails, allegedly." "Nails?" "Really?" "Yeah." "I mean, who is the father, Juno?" "It's Paulie Bleeker." "Paulie Bleeker?" "What?" "I didn't think he had it in him!" "I know, right?" "Right, this is no laughing matter." "No, it's not." "And Paulie is actually great." "In chair." "You were thinking about adoption?" "Yeah, there's this couple." "They've been trying to have a kid for five years." "We found them in the Penny Saver next to the exotic birds." "They have a legitimate lawyer and I was going to go meet with them next weekend." "Junebug, that is a tough, tough thing to do." "Probably tougher than you can understand right now." "I know It's just that I'm not ready to be a mom." "Damn skippy, you're not!" "You don't even remember to give Liberty Bell her breathing meds." "That was once!" "And she did not die, if you recall!" "Honey, had you considered, you know, the alternative?" "No." "Well, you're a little Viking!" "First things first, we have to get you healthy." "You need prenatal vitamins," "Incidentally, they do incredible things for your nails, so that's a plus." "Oh, and we need to schedule a doctor's appointment." "Figure out where you're going to deliver." "Juno, I'm coming with you to meet this adoption people." "You're just a kid." "I don't want you to get ripped off by a couple of babystarved wingnuts." "Thanks, Dad." "I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when." "I don't really know what kind of girl I am." "Tell it to me straight, Bren." "Do you think this is my fault?" "I think kids get bored and have intercourse." "And I think Junebug was a dummy about it, Mac." "I am not ready to be a Pop-Pop." "You're not going to be a Pop-Pop." "Somebody else is going to find a precious blessing from Jesus in this garbage dump of a situation." "Did you see that coming when she sat us down here?" "Yeah." "But I was hoping she was expelled or into hard drugs." "That was my first instinct too." "Or D.W.I. Anything but this." "And I'm going to punch that Bleeker kid in the weiner the next time I see him." "Mac, no." "You know it wasn't his idea." "Hi!" "I'm Vanessa." "You must be Juno and Mr. MacGuff." "Vanessa." "It's Vanessa, right?" "Thanks for having me and my irresponsible child over to your house." "Oh no." "Thank you." "Come on in." "Can I take your coat or your hat?" "Oh, yeah, sure, thanks." "Wicked pic in the Penny Saver, by the way." "Super classy." "Not like those people with fake woods in the background," "Honestly, who do they think they're fooling?" "You found us in the Penny Saver?" "Hi." "Mark Loring." "I'm the husband." " How you doing?" "Mac McGuff." " Nice to meet you." "Hi." "This is Gerta Rauss, our attorney." "Gerta Rauss." "Hi, pleased to meet you." "And this, of course, is Juno." "Like the city in Alaska." "No." "No?" "Hon?" "Shall we sit down and get to know one another?" "I thought I'd get some drinks." "What would anyone like?" "I have Pellegrino or Vitamin Water or orange juice." "A Maker's Mark, please." "Up." "She's kidding." "Junebug has a wonderful sense of humor, just one of her many genetic gifts." "I see." "So, Juno." "First off, how far along are you?" "I'm a junior." "No, I mean in your pregnancy." "Oh." "Uh, actually my stepmom took me yesterday to the doctor and they said I was twelve weeks." "Oh, that's marvelous." "So you're into your second trimester?" "Yeah, apparently." "I'm due on May 4." "Great." "My girlfriends tell me the first couple months are the hardest." "I didn't notice it at all." "I'm more concerned about when they have to put that elastic band in the front of my jeans." "I think pregnancy is beautiful." "Well, you're lucky it's not you." "So, let's talk how we're gonna do this... thing." "Well, don't I just have the thing?" "Squeeze it on out and hand it over?" "Mark and Vanessa are willing to negotiate an open adoption." "What does that mean?" "It means they'd send annual updates, photos, let Juno know how the baby is doing as he or she grows up." "Whoah." "I don't want photos or any kind of notification." "Can't we just kick this old school?" "I stick the baby in a basket and send it your way." "Like Moses in the reeds." "Technically, that would be kickin' it Old Testament." "Exactly!" "Right?" "Do you know what I mean?" "Like in the good old days." "When it was quick and dirty." "Well, then we all agree a traditional closed adoption would be best for all involved?" "Shit, yes, just close her on up." "Obviously, we would compensate you for all your medical expenses." "Are you looking for any other type of compensation?" "Excuse me?" "No." "No, I don't want to sell the thing, I just I want I just want the baby to be with people who are gonna love it," "And be good parents, you know?" "I'm in high school." "I'm ill-equipped." "You're doing a beautiful and a selfless thing for us." "Vanessa has wanted a baby ever since we got married." "I want to be a mommy so badly!" "You don't say." "Have you ever felt like you were just born to do something?" "Yes." "Heating and air conditioning." "There you go." "I was born to be a mother." "Some of us are." "How about you, Mark, are you looking forward to being a dad?" "Betcha, yeah." "Every guy wants to be a father." "Wants to coach the soccer team and help out with the science fair and the volcano goes off." "Yeah, all that." "Maybe Gerta could take us through the preliminary documents that you have drawn up." "Could I use the facilities first?" "Being pregnant makes me pee like Seabiscuit." "The downstairs bathroom is being re-tiled, but if you go upstairs, then to the right..." "Oh yeah!" "Room with the toilet." "Is she alright?" "Sorry." "Sorry, I didn't expect to see you up here." "I just came up to get something." "Did your wife send you up here to spy on me?" "No." "Do we come off as paranoid yuppies or something?" "I stole a squirt of your wife's perfume." "Really?" "It's Clinique Happy." "Get a whiff of those sparkling topnotes!" "Is that supposed to make me feel happy?" "You should feel happy, Holmes." "I'm giving you and Vanessa the gift of life." "Sweet, screaming, pooping life!" "And you don't even have to be there when it comes out all covered in..." "Viscera?" "Blood and guts." "Is that a Les Paul?" "Yes, it is." "Vanessa gave me my own room for all my stuff." "She gave you your own room in your whole house for your stuff?" "She's got you on a long leash there, Mark." "Oh, it's beautiful." "You know?" "I always loved Gibson way more than Fender." "What do you play?" "I rock a Harmony." "So is it mahagony?" "What happens if you crack the neck?" "Tell me about it." "I used to play in this really tight band when I lived in Chicago and one night we opened up for the Melvins and I busted that thing right on stage and it cost me $800 just to get it fixed." "When was that?" "'93." "Best time for rock and roll." "Nuh-uh, '77!" "Punk Volume #1." "You're crazy." "You weren't there," "You couldn't understand the magic." "You weren't even alive!" "What's that?" "It's a Pilates machine." "What do you make with it?" "You don't make anything." "It's for exercising." "My wife ordered one of those" "Tony Little Gazelles off the TV." "You know, from the guy with the ponytail?" "That guy just doesn't look right to me." "I'll be right back." "Excuse me." "Hi." "Hi." "You're playing music?" "Juno wanted a little closer look at Kimber." "Your guitar is named Kimber?" "Yeah." "That's cool." "My axe is named Roosevelt." "After Franklin, not Ted." "He was the hot one with polio." "Gerta is downstairs, we still have a lot of stuff to go over." "I got it." "Not to interrupt the jam session." "So, just look these over and if you have any questions, call me at my office." "We would really appreciate it if you would just keep us updated on any doctor's appointments," "Ultrasounds, anything of that nature." "For sure." "You want to know how your kid is cooking, I get it." "You think you're really going to do this, then?" "Yeah." "I like you guys." "How sure would you say you are?" "Would you say you're 80% sure, 90% sure?" "I'm going to say I'm about 104% sure." "Really?" "Seriously, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would," "But I'm guessing it looks probably like a Sea Monkey right now," "And we should let it get a little cuter, right?" " Yeah." " Great." "Keep it in the oven." "I think that's a great idea." "Nice to meet you both." "Please, drive carefully." "Hopefully we'll hear from you soon." " Take care." " Buh bye." "Hey, man." "Hey, Vijay." "Did you hear Juno MacGuff is pregnant?" "Yeah." " Like our moms and teachers!" " Yeah." "Did you hear it's yours?" "Yup." "What a trip, man." "I don't really know too much about it." "You should grow a moustache." "I can't." "Me neither." "But I'm going to stop wearing underpants." "Raise my sperm count." "Juno, hey." "Hey, Bleek." "Me and some guys are gonna go to the movies after school and we're gonna donut that flick with the guy who has eighteen kids." "Do you want to come?" "Sounds awesome, but I got my ultrasound." "Oh, really?" "Can I Should I come?" "Oh, you can't waste those donut balls," "But maybe I could drop by later." "Okay, cool." " Later, Bleek." " See ya." "I'll save you a seat." "There's your baby." "Oh, my God." "There's a hand." "And an arm." "And there's the feet." "Would you look at that?" "Check out Baby Big-Head." "Dude, that thing is freaky looking!" "Excuse me, I am a sacred vessel." "All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell!" "It's amazing that there's actually saps that cry at this." "What?" "I'm not made of stone." "Well, there you have it." "Would you like to know the sex?" " Yes." " No." " Please, Junebug?" " No sex." "Planning to be surprised when you deliver?" "I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised, and if you told me, I'll just ruin everything." "Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?" "No, they're the adoptive parents." "Oh." "Well, thank goodness for that." "What's that supposed to mean?" "I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here." "It's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in." "How do you know that I'm so poisonous?" "What if these adoptive parents turn out to be evil molesters?" "Or like stage parents." "They could be utterly negligent." "Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass stepdaughter ever would." "Have you considered that?" "No, I guess not." "What is your job title, exactly?" "I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am." "Well I'm a nail technician, and I think we both ought to stick to what we know." "Excuse me?" "You think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there?" "My five year-old daughter could do that, and let me tell you, she is not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed." "So why don't you go back to night school in Manteno and learn a real trade!" "Bren, you's a dick!" "I love it." "Juno?" "Wow, I didn't expect to see you here." "I have something really cool to show you guys." "Is Vanessa here?" "No, actually she's working late tonight." "She's trying to accrue as much time off as she can before..." "Oh right." "I hear these are quite the time-suck." "Wanna come in?" "I was just having a Ginseng Cooler." "Would you like one?" "What is it with you rich people and your herb-infused juices?" "It's probably got something to do with those forty four-packs they come in." "They're not bad, though." "Why aren't you at work?" "I work mostly from home." "I'm a composer." "No shit." "Like Johannes Brahms?" "No, more commercial stuff." "Like what?" "Commercials." "Have you seen the ads for the Titanium Power men's deodorant?" "Paid for this kitchen." "You're quite the sellout, Mark." "What would the Melvins say?" "Did you say you had something to show me." "Behold, good sir!" "Your future child." "Hey, look at that." "I think it looks like my friend Paulie." "Is he also bald and amorphous?" "No, he's the dad." "Can you tell if it's a boy or a girl?" "I can't, the doctor can." "But I kind of want it to be a surprise." "Well, it can only go one of two ways." "That's what you think." "I drink tons of booze so you might end up with one of those scary neuter-babies that's born without junk." "Junk, huh?" "You know, it's parts." "I know what junk is." "Yeah, right." "We definitely want it to have some junk, please." "Well, you don't need to worry about a thing." "My stepmom, Bren, makes me eat super healthy." "I can't stand in front of the microwave and no red MMs." "I hope you're ready." "Ooh... do you hear that?" "What?" "This is my favorite song." "It's Sonic Youth doing "Superstar" by the Carpenters." "Oh, yeah, yeah, I know the Carpenters." "Chick drummer, freaky dude." "Not unlike the White Stripes." "You haven't heard the Carpenters like this." "Just listen." "Yeah, I like this." "What did you say your favorite band was?" "Didn't." "It's a three-way tie between the Stooges, Patti Smith and the Runaways." "I definitely need to make you some CDs." "At least while my kid's in there." "The Wizard of Gore?" "That is Herschel Gordon Lewis." "He's the ultimate master of horror." "Please." "Dario Argento is so the ultimate master of horror." "Argento?" "He's alright, but Lewis is completely dimented." "We're talking buckets of goo." "Red corn syrup all over the place." "Fake brains coming out the yin-yang." "Quite frankly, this looks a little stupid." "Give me the tape." "This is even better than Suspiria." "What'd I tell ya?" "You have decent taste in slasher movies." "Here's to dovetailing interests." "Have you guys thought of any names for the baby yet?" "Sort of, yes." "Vanessa likes Madison for a girl." "Madison?" "Isn't that a little, gay?" "Well, pretentious much?" "Should everyone just have a mysterious name like Juno?" "My dad went through this huge obsession with Roman and Greek mythology." "He decided to name me after Zeus's wife," "Zeus had tons of lays, but I'm pretty sure Juno was his only wife." "She was supposed to be really beautiful but really mean." "Like Diana Ross." "That suits you." "Thanks?" "You're something else." "Vanessa." "You'd better go." "She hates when I sit around watching movies and I don't contribute." "I'll handle this." "I'm really good at diffusing mom-type rage." "No, Juno, no." "Juno, what's going on?" " Nothing." " What are you doing here?" "What's wrong?" "Nothing, I went to the doctor today." "Is there something wrong with the baby?" "The baby is great." "It's the right size and everything." "I even saw its phalanges today!" "Here." "It's the baby." "It's your baby." "It kinda looks like it's waving." "Like it's saying "Hey, Vanessa." "Will you be my mom?"" "Yeah, it kind of does." "Juno was nice enough to bring that over for us today." "I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis." "It was crazy actually," "My stepmom verbally abused the ultrasound tech so we got escorted off the premises." "Wow, what kind of swag did you score?" "Mall madness, huh?" "It's just some stuff I picked up for the baby." "Don't you usually get all that stuff at a baby shower?" "When my stepmom was pregnant with my little sister she got a million gifts." "But I wasn't jealous 'cause they all were super lame." "I doubt anyone's gonna throw us a shower." "Why wouldn't they throw you a baby shower?" "I don't think people know how to feel about this situation because it's not set in stone." "What isn't set..." "You don't think I'm going to flake out on you?" "No, I don't, Juno." "We went through a situation before where it didn't work out." "Cold feet." "You should have gone to China." "I hear they give away babies like free iPods." "They put 'em in those T-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events." "Your parents are probably wondering where you are." "Naah." "I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" "I should probably bounce." "Hey, don't forget your bag." "Ah, bag!" "Okay, take care." "Where the hell have you been, Junebug?" "I just drove to St. Cloud to show Mark and Vanessa the ultrasound." "I ended up staying for a couple of hours." "A couple of hours?" "Why are you going over there in the first place?" "They wanted to know about this stuff." "I said I'd keep them updated, so I did!" "You could have mailed it to them." "Why would you drive an hour out to East Jesus, Nowhere?" "I don't know, I just did." "And while Mark and I were waiting for Vanessa, we watched The Wizard of Gore," "And he burned me a couple of CDs of this weird music." "He's kind of cool." "Juno, you can't just drop in on them like that." "No, it was not a big deal." "He was totally cool with it." "You don't understand." "Mark is a married man, there are boundaries." "Oh, come on." "Listen," "Bren-duhhh." "You're acting like you're the one who has to go through this and get huge and shove a baby out of your vag for someone else." "What does it even matter if he's married?" "I can have friends that are married." "It doesn't work that way, kiddo." "You don't know squat about the dynamics of marriage." "You don't know anything about me!" "I know enough." "We don't even have a dog!" "Yeah, because you're allergic to their saliva." "I have sacrificed a lot for you, Juno." "But in a couple years when you move out" "I'm going to get Weimaraners." "Wow, dream big!" "Oh, go fly a kite." "Hi, Juno." "What can I do for you?" "Bleeker home?" "Bleeker's mom was possibly attractive once." "But now she looks a hobbit." "You know, the fat one that was in The Goonies." "Hey, man," "Don't concentrate so hard." "I think I can smell your hair all burning." "Hey, what's up?" "Not much, I just wanted to come say hey." "I miss hanging out with you on school nights." "Orange Tic-Tacs are Bleeker's one and only vice." "The day I got pregnant, his mouth tasted really tangy and delicious." "You seem to be getting pregnant-er these days." "Ya know, I set up this whole private adoption and this married couple in Saint Cloud are going to be the parents." "Really?" "What are they like?" "The guy, he's awesome." "His name is Mark and he likes old horror movies and he plays the guitar." "We actually hung out this afternoon." "Is that normal?" "Probably not, but..." "I talked to dad and Bren and they said they wouldn't narc you out to your folks," "So," "I think we should be cool." "That's a relief." "I'm gonna start looking like a pretty big dork soon." "Will you still think I'm cute when I'm huge?" "I always think you're cute." "I think you're beautiful." "Jeez, Bleek." "I do." "Hey Junebug, when this is all over we should get the band back together." "Yeah." "That would be awesome." "Once Tino gets a new drumhead we're just, like, ready to rock." "We could always get back together too." "That's an option." "Were we together?" "Yeah, we were once." "That time." "What about Katrina De Voort?" "You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort." "I don't like Katrina." "She smells like soup." "Her whole house smells of soup." "Okay." "So we have Custard, Cheesecake." "They're yellow." "I wanted to pick something that was gender-neutral until we get the baby and then we can add a more decisive palette." "Why does everyone think yellow is gender-neutral?" "I don't know any guy with a yellow bedroom." "I'm thinking more Custard with this light." "I don't know." "Maybe I should paint a larger swatch..." "Or you could wait a few more months." "It's not like the baby's going to storm in here demanding dessert-colored walls." ""What to Expect" says that readying the baby's room is an important process for the woman." "Especially if you're adopting." "It's called "nesting. "" "Nesting?" "Are you going to build the crib out of sticks and spit?" "You should read the book." "I flagged the "daddy chapters" for you." "I think it's too early to paint." "That's my opinion." "I disagree." "This wall is going to need something." "Our first family photo right in the middle." "Right up there." "Can you see it?" "Yum!" "This pretzel tastes like a friggin' donut!" "Share the love, sweetness!" "You can't have any." "She's assaulting me!" "She's denying me fresh-baked goodness!" "Oh, my God." "That's her." "That's Vanessa Loring." "Of the Penny Saver Lorings?" "Dude, she's, like, really pretty." "You sound totally shocked or something." "She's totally gonna steal that kid for her collection." "Right, seriously." "Boring!" "I could so go for a huge cookie right now with like, a lamb kebab, simultaneously." "God, Spermy." "Must you always feed?" "It's like, never-ending for you." "Juno!" "Hi, Vanessa!" "What brings you to the mall today?" "I was just shopping with my girlfriends." "You're gay?" "No." "Just ignore her." "Well, how are you feeling?" "Great!" "Everything's stupendous." "Oh, coming in on that snooze button." "That's incredible." "Oh, God." "What?" "Kicking away." "Could I feel it?" "Are you kidding?" "At school everyone's just grabbing my belly all the time." "I'm a legend." "They call me the Cautionary Whale." "I can't feel anything." "It's not moving for me." "You should try talking to it." "They can hear you, even though it's all ten thousand leagues under the sea." "Hi, baby." "It's me." "It's Vanessa." "I can't wait to meet you." "Can you hear me, baby?" "Sweet angel?" "I felt it!" "That was magical." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Hello?" "Hey!" "So, I've been listening to that really weird CD that you made me." "Yeah?" "What's the verdict?" "Well, it's cute." "It's cute?" "When you're used to listening to the raw power of Iggy and the Stooges, everything else just sounds kind of precious in comparison." "I imagine you have a collection of punk chestnuts to prove your point." "Well consider it your musical education." "I can't wait to see what you've got to teach me." "Stop surfing porn and get back to work." "Just wanted to call and say hi." "Go learn something." " Oh, a little trip down Mexico way." " And Greece and China apparently." "How many months has it been now?" "You're getting huge." "It's homing in on the eight." "You should see how weird I look naked." "I wish my funbags would get bigger." "Trust me, you don't." "I have to actually wear a friggin' bra now and rub all this nasty cocoa butter stuff on myself so my skin won't explode." "Hot!" "Why is everyone always staring at me?" "Well, you are kind of convex, you know?" "Whoah!" "Who's been doing their geometry homework for once!" "I have no choice." "Keith has been grading me so hard lately." "Do not call Mr. Conyers "Keith"." "'Cause my barf reflex is really enheightened these days." "But Keith's hot." "Eww, he's all beardy!" "Did you hear that Bleek is going to the prom with Katrina De Voort?" "Katrina?" "No way, he doesn't like Katrina." "Must be like a pity date or something." "I heard he asked her and that the're going to Benihana, and then prom, and then Vijay's parents' cabin." "He told me that Katrina's house smells like soup!" "Oh my God, it totally does." "I was there four years ago for her birthday party and it was like Lipton Landing." "But you know, boys have endured way worse things for nookie." "Oh, please." "There is no way that they're having sex," "They wouldn't even be holding hands." "I wouldn't be so sure, he did it with you." "Yeah, 'cause Bleek trusts me." "We're best friends." "Are you jealous?" "I thought you said you didn't care what he did." "Not jealous, don't care." "I know Bleek doesn't like Katrina and he shouldn't toy with her emotions like that." "She seems pretty nice." "Uh-huh, I'm really convinced." "Prom is for wenises, anyway." "As soon as you're old enough to go, it's so not cool anymore." "Are you honestly and truly going to the prom with Katrina De Voort?" "Uh, hi?" "Leah just said that you were gonna go with her." "Yeah, I did ask her if she wanted to go." "A bunch of us from the team are going to Benihana, then go the prom, then go to Vijay's parents' cabin." "We're getting a stretch limo." "Your mom must be pretty stoked that you're not taking me." "You're mad." "Why are you mad?" "I'm not mad." "I'm in a great mood." "Despite the fact that I'm in a fat suit I can't take off, despite the fact that pretty much everyone is making fun of me behind my back, despite the fact that your girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday." "Katrina's not my girlfriend!" "And I doubt that she gave you the stinkeye." "That's just the way her face looks." "Just take Soupy Sales to prom, I can think of so many cooler things to do that night." "I might pumice my feet or go to Bren's Unitarian church, maybe get hit by a truck full of hot garbage juice." "All those things would be exponentially cooler than going to the prom with you." "You're being really immature." "You have no reason to be mad at me." "You broke my heart." "I should be royally ticked off at you." "I should be really cheesed off." "I shouldn't want to talk to you anymore." "Why?" "Because I got bored and had sex with you, and then I didn't wanna, like, marry you?" "Like I'd marry you!" "You'd be the meanest wife ever." "And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV." "The Blair Witch Project was coming on Starz, and you were like," ""I haven't seen this since it came out, but we should make out instead." "La la la. "" "You just take Katrina the Douche Packer to the prom." "I'm sure you two will have a real bitchin' time!" "I still have your underwear." "I still have your virginity!" "Would you shut up!" "What?" "Are you ashamed that we did it?" " No." " 'Cause at least you don't have to have the evidence under your sweater." "I'm a planet!" "Wait, let me get your bag." "What's another ten pounds?" "Hi." "Wow." "That shirt's working hard." "Is Vanessa here?" "No." "We are safe." "I'm glad you're here, I actually have something for you." "Almost there." "Whoah, Mark!" "Is this the baby's room?" "It's beautiful!" "Hilarious." "This is where I keep all my old comics," "And I want to show you one." "You're one of those guys?" "Take a look." "Most Fruitful Yuki?" "Is this a pregnant superhero?" "Isn't that great?" "I found it in Japan when I was there with my band." "It reminds me of you." "Hells, yeah!" "This actually makes me feel way less of a fat dork." "Yuki is a real bad ass." "You should be very proud being in the same condition." "Thank you." "Oh, how about some tunage?" "Alright, don't look, no matter what." "This one is actually kinda slow." "But it's Mott the Hoople so it's still totally rad and hardcore." "I know this one." " You do?" " Yeah, this song is older than I am." "I danced to this at my senior prom." "Who'd you dance with?" "Cynthia Vogel, great dance partner." "She let me put my hands all over her butt." " Hot." " Very hot." "I can just, totally, picture you dancing," "Like a total dork!" "Her hands there," "And my hands down here." "This is how we did it in '88." "Like this?" "Just like this." "You've never been to a dance before?" "Dances are for nerds and squares." "What are you?" "I don't know." "I feel like there's something between us." "I'm leaving Vanessa." "What?" "I'm getting a place in the city." "It's something I've wanted to do for a long time." "No!" "No?" "No!" "You definitely can't do that." "That's one big, fat sack of no!" "What is the matter?" "You guys are supposed to take care of this." "I thought you'd be cool with this." "I want things to be perfect." "I don't want them to be shitty and broken like everyone else's family." "Look, I'll have the baby, and Vanessa is going to be so happy." "A baby is not going to fix everything." "Besides, I don't know if I'm even ready to be a father." "But you're old!" "How do you think of me?" "Why are you over here?" "I..." "I just like being a piece of furniture in your weird life." "This is what my life has become." "I got stuff in boxes." "I'm underground." "That's appealing to you?" " This is my fault." " No." "Is Vanessa mad at you because of me?" "That's got nothing to do with it." "Vanessa and I aren't in love anymore." "You were in love when you married her!" "If you're in love once, you can be in love again." "My friend Leah has been with the same guy four different times." "You're just not trying hard enough." "I'm such an idiot." "I can't believe what an idiot I am." "No, you know what, Mark." "Do not divorce your wife!" "Will you please just do me a solid and stay with Vanessa?" "You're so young." "I'm not that young." "I'm sixteen." "I'm old enough to know when someone's acting like a total a-hole!" "Oh, and you know what," "I bought another Sonic Youth album and it sucks!" "It's just noise!" "Juno?" "What's going on?" "Nothing." "Why are you crying?" "I'm not crying." "I'm just allergic to fine home furnishings." "What's the matter?" "What's the matter?" "She's just a little hormonal." "Right, Juno?" "It's part of the process." "What did you do?" "I didn't do anything..." "Just..." "I've been thinking." " What?" " Just thinking if this is the right thing." "What are you talking about?" "Just wondering if it's," "Just wondering if we're ready." "Yeah, we're ready." "We're ready." "We've read the books, we've taken all the classes." "We have a nursery that is completely..." "Vanessa, I know we're prepared." "I'm just wondering if..." "I'm ready." "Wait a minute." "Juno, don't listen to him." "He's just got cold feet." "He's just being a guy." "The books all say the same thing." "A woman becomes a mother when she gets pregnant." "A man becomes a father when he sees his baby." "He's going to get there." "It just happened so fast." "We put the ad in the paper and I thought it was gonna take months if at all and then," "Two weeks later, she's on that couch." "She answered our prayers." "Ever since then it's been like a ticking clock." "What are you saying?" "That it feels a little like bad timing." "What would be a good time for you, Mark?" "There's just some things that I still want to do." "Like what?" "Be a rock star?" "Don't mock me." "I'm just saying that this is," "This is something that's never going to happen." "Your shirt is stupid." "Grow up." "If I have to wait for you to become Kurt Cobain," "I'm never going to be a mother." "I never said I'd be a good father." "I called Gerta Rauss and she said that she can represent both of us." "It's called a "collaborative divorce. "" "It's all the rage right now, supposedly." "And it would be pretty easy because we don't have any children." "Thanks for making the call, I guess." "Have you found a place to stay yet?" " Yeah, downtown." " A hotel?" "No, it's not a hotel." "It's a loft." "Aren't you the cool guy?" "I wanted a baby so bad." "I know." " It looks like a bill from Jiffy-Lube." " It's for me." "I never realize how much I like being home unless" "I've been somewhere really different for a while." "Hey, Dad." "Hey, big puffy version of Junebug." "Where have you been?" "Dealing with things way beyond my maturity level." "Where is everybody?" "Bren took Liberty Bell to her tot ice skating class." "When will you guys learn that tots can't ice skate?" "You're looking a little morose, honey." "What's eating you?" "I'm just, like, losing my faith with humanity." "Can you narrow that down for me?" "I just wonder if two people can stay together for good." "You mean like couples?" "Yeah, like," "People in love." "Are you having boy trouble 'cause I gotta be honest;" "I don't really much approve of you dating in your condition," "That's kind of messed up." "No, dad!" "I mean, that's pretty skanky." "Isn't that what you girls call it?" "Skanky?" "Skeevy?" "Please stop." "Tore up from the floor up?" "That's not what it's about." "I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever." "It's not easy, that's for sure." "I don't have the best track record in the world, I know, but," "I've been with your stepmother for ten years now, and I'm proud to say that we're very happy." "Look In my opinion..." "The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are." "Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty," "Handsome, what have you, the right person is still gonna think the sun shines out of your ass." "That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with." "Yeah." "I think I've found that person." "Yeah, sure you have." "Your old D-A-D!" "You know I'll always be there to love you, support you, no matter what kind of pickle you're in." "Obviously." "Dad, I think i'm just gonna, shove out for a sec, but," "I won't be home late." "Okay." "You were talking about me, right?" "Oh, yeah." "Hi." "Did you put like a hundred things of tic tacs in my mailbox?" "Oh, yeah, that was me." "Why?" "They're your fave." "You can never have too many of your favorite one-calorie breath mint." "Yeah, well thanks, I I think I'm pretty much set until college on the tic tac front." "You know, Bleek, I was thinking." "I'm sorry I was such a huge bitch to you." "You don't deserve it." "It's okay." "Also," "I think I'm in love with you." "What, you mean as friends?" "No." "I mean, for real." "Because you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met." "And you don't even have to try." "I try really hard, actually." "You're, like, naturally smart." "You're not like everyone else." "You don't stare at my stomach all the time, you look at my face." "And every time I see you, the baby starts kicking super hard." "It does?" "I think it's because my heart starts pounding everytime I see you." "Mine too." "That's all I could ask for." "You're golden, man." "Can we make out now?" "Yeah." "You know, you can go into early labor sucking face like that!" "Dad!" "What?" "Dad, either I just peed my pants or..." "Or?" "Thundercats are go!" "All out, all out!" "Do you have the admittance form?" "What about the parking stickers?" "Have you got Liberty Bell?" "Oh, sweetie, sweetie!" "Here we go." "Hurry!" "Start the car, go!" "Gas!" " Wait, wait!" " Out of the way!" " Don't do that." " What?" " That." " But it's fun!" "Bren, when do I get that friggin' Spinal Tap thing?" "It's called a spinal block, and you can't have it yet, honey." "The doctor said you're not dilated enough." "Come on!" "I have to wait for it to get worse?" "Why can't I just have the friggin' thing now?" "Honey, doctors are sadists who like to play God and watch lesser people scream." "Oh, shit." "Excuse me!" "Can we give my kid the damn spinal tap already?" "And then out of nowhere there it was..." "There he was." "I decided not to call Bleeker to tell him that I was having the baby." "He had a big meet against Manteno and I didn't want him to get all worried about me." "But he figured it out anyway." "Someday you'll be back here, honey." "On your terms." "Hey." "Nice legs." "Bleeker decided he didn't want to see the baby." "Neither did I, really." "He didn't feel like ours." "I think he was always hers." "Would you like to meet your son?" "I have a son?" "How do I look?" "Like a new mom." "Scared shitless." "It ended with a chair." "As boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss." "He is the cheese to my macaroni." "I know people are supposed to fall in love before they reproduce, but," "I guess normalcy's not really our style." "Hey." "Hey." "Ready?" "Yeah."

"Previously on "Grey's Anatomy"..." "You understand there are rules to your probation?" "The divorce was finalized this morning." "I think I need a little time to" " Take some space." " Yeah." "The other night?" "That was me breaking up with you." "I slept with another guy." "It was not cheerful." "It was dirty." "You told me your hand was fine." "It's not fine!" "Stop worrying." "We are a well-oiled machine." "Nobody has to know." "As surgeons, we're trained to look for disease." "You're going camping?" "Yeah, with Shepherd." "Yes." "With the sleeping on the ground and everyone peeing behind the same bush?" "Fresh air." "Sometimes the problem's easily detected." "We have back-to-back cabgs." "I booked the O.R. S." " I canceled the O.R. S." " Why?" "Because I'm going camping with Shepherd." "But why?" "Ah, getting away, out of the city, men being men." "Mountain men in the wild." "Ah, the open road." "The road not taken." "The uncharted course." "Terra incognita." "Well, okay." "Most of the time, you need to go step-by-step, first probing the surface, looking for any sign of trouble..." "We do have to make one stop." "A mole or a lesion or an unwelcome lump." " Mountain men in the wild." " Yeah." "Terra incognita." "You know, this is my first camping trip." "Oh, you don't say?" "So, Preston... any other little surprises?" "You have sunscreen and insect repellant?" "Oh, and you're gonna need a shovel to bury your poop." "Izzie, I'm not 5." "Zip me." "And if Callie calls, will you tell her..." "Tell her I'm a mountain man." "I'm a man on a mountain, right, Dr. Burke?" "Okay, him I invited." "Izzie baked us treats." "Have fun with your, um..." "Space... or whatever." "I just thought we needed an extra tent." "Maybe Joe misunderstood?" "Hey, you want to follow us or should we follow you?" "Hey, guys." "That wasn't me, I swear." "Most of the time, we can't tell what's wrong with somebody by just looking at them." "After all, they can look perfectly fine on the outside while their insides tell us a whole other story." "Derek's camping" "Taking time, getting space." "Preston's do not go into the woods." "A guy named Preston is gonna get his ass kicked by a squirrel." "It's basically a slumber party." "They do it outside, we do it inside." "That's really the only difference." "Have you seen what's his face?" "Alex Karev." "Poor bastard seems to get a thrill out of tagging along after me." "He's camping." "Well, in that case, how'd you like to get a thrill out of tagging along after me?" "Dr. Bailey makes the assignments." "Dr. Bailey says it's fine." "Go." "Stevens, conference room." "You're spending the day with a peer counselor." "Is that like a shrink?" "The hospital's already making me see a shrink." "Go... meet your peer, get counseled." "Exciting procedures on the board today, huh, Yang?" "Yes, Dr. Bailey." "Which one would you like me to start with?" "are those... monopoly pieces." "21 of them to be exact, mostly houses and hotels." "I also swallowed the thimble, the racecar, oh, and the shoe." "Eric and his older brother don't always get along." "He wouldn't let me play monopoly with him and his friends." "This way nobody could play." " Yang, what do you recommend?" " Is this even surgical?" "Yang." "Track and inventory all the pieces, measure the progress in x-rays." " Keep examining the stool." " Very good." "Enjoy." "Dr. Bailey, isn't this more of a nurse's job?" "Are you too good to help that boy?" "Yes." "No." "Definitely not." "I-I just thought I'd be more help if I was assisting you in a surgery." "No surgeries for you." "No, I'm" " I'm sorry." "I don't understand." "I don't understand why you erased my name from the O.R. Board." "I-I'm" " I don't know what you're talking about." "No, don't do that." "Don't give me that fake confused look." "It irritates me." "You know exactly what I'm talking about." "You erased my name from Burke's Humpty Dumpty surgery." "I know it, and you know it." "What I don't know is why." "I..." "Have no comment." "No surgeries." "Yang" "Okay, before you start, there are rules to this..." "Friendship thing or whatever." "The dirty mistresses club has rules?" "Gosh, you'd think a bunch of dirty mistresses would be a little less uptight about things like rules." "Number one, no flirting." "Second, no talking about Derek." ""C"-- no giving me the face." " The face?" " The McSteamy face." "It doesn't work on me." "I'm immune." "You know, if I'd gone off to the woods, I would have invited you to keep me warm." "Breaking rules one, two and three." "Oh!" "Izzie!" "Sydney." " You're my counselor." " Peer counselor." "We're equals." "How are you?" "Fine." "I'm fine." "Now that is "outside Izzie" talking." "Okay?" "How's "inside Izzie"?" "so... you and Derek, you guys together or..." "Just answer the question, and I'll stop asking." "Derek and I are taking some space." "You're taking space from each other, or he's taking some space from you?" "Derek and I-- there's just a lot of water under the..." "Thing or something." "Whatever." "My knight in shining poly-cotton." " Morning, Daniel." " Vicky." " How was the trip?" " Smooth, Perfect." "Speak for yourself." "She's still having some penis issues." "I'm sorry?" "Am I missing something?" "I believe you're missing the fact that Dr. Sloan is planning to remove my husband's penis this afternoon." "Oh." "Uh... and your husband is?" "Right here." "Daniel Gibson, 34, in for sexual reassignment surgery," "Daniel, not Daniel." "She's been living as Daniel for two years." "Come on, Grey." "So essentially today, we are inverting his, uh, her, uh" "Her penis." "That's okay." "You'll get it." "You know the steps for a vaginoplasty?" "Not exactly." "Well, if you want to get in on this operation today, you better learn." "Don't pay any attention to him." "You' doing very well." "Better than I did when I first found out." "We just need to run a few pre-op labs, make sure everything's in working order." "And then surgery... today?" "Yeah." "Big day, Daniel." "You excited?" "Excited doesn't begin to cover it." "You're gonna do great." "That is a nice-looking picnic basket." "Ah, thank you." "The concierge at the hotel put it together." "We got crackers, uh, Pt?" "And an assortment of Seattle soft cheeses." "No, thanks." "Dude, he brought silverware." "You should talk." "Have you ever been camping before?" " What?" " A t-shirt and sneakers?" " You'll freeze your ass off." " So?" "I'm wearing a jacket." "Just do me a favor." "Don't come crawling to me in the middle of the night when you want to huddle for warmth." "That's a good-looking tent, Joe." "Uh, you and Walter got room for one more?" "I thought you'd be sleeping with one of the doctors." "Well, Preston's already got O'Malley for a roommate, and, um..." "Just between you and me, um, those other tents are pretty puny." "Well, Walter and I were sort of wanting to share this one, just the two of us." "But I guess if you really want to..." "Chief, I-I don't think you really..." "They've offered, Karev." "Chief, they want to be alone." "Oh!" "So you are, um..." "Uh, chief." "That's wonderful." "Man love." "It's beautiful." "It's beautiful." "M-my—my cousin's gay, so I'm" " I'm hip." "D "Brokeback Mountain," and all of that." " Who's ready to go fishing?" " Uh, me." "Guess what I'm doing today." "Removing a man's penis." "You got an S.R.S.?" "Seriously?" "He's, uh-- she, she" "Is one of Sloan's patients." "Oh, god." "That should be me." "I should be turning a penis into a vagina." "That should be my penis." "I have to hide." "Sydney is my peer counselor." ""Heal with love" Sydney." "Yeah, I'm supposed to be shadowing her and dialoguing all day, unless I can come up with a good medical reason not to." "Anybody?" "Anything?" "couple of houses and the dog." "That's nine pieces so far." "I love the dog." "I'm always the dog when I play monopoly." "Uh, I got a page." "Jamie Carr-- she slipped and fell in the shower this morning." "I can't see my own feet." "I... did this." "Ooh, nasty break." "She hasn't had any meds for the pain?" "She refused." "She's toughing it out." "Oh, don't do that." "Don't tough it out." "Just say yes." "Well, the baby" "I-I know Dr. Montgomery said it was all right." "But I'll suffer." "Is he okay?" "I..." "He was kicking like crazy, and-- and now" "It's possible that he's just sleeping." "So... our son sleeps." "He's just sleeping, Jamie." " Do I need a cast?" " Definitely." "But first we need to straighten the bones." "We'll just put your arm in this kind of fancy sling, and use gravity to help realign the bones." "Could you excuse me just a moment?" "I'll be" " I've got a..." "Trade you?" "Vicky." "Insurance forms." "Daniel gets his surgeries, and I do the forms." "Super fun." "Well, you seem to be handling this remarkably well." "Well, I left at first..." "When she..." "When he told me." "You plan a life together, you know, kids, and suddenly, that's all out the window." "Suddenly your husband is this other girl in your house who's borrowing your eyeliner and waxing her legs." "But you came back." "Why?" "Honestly, right now I have no idea." "I'm really gonna miss the penis." "You okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine." "I'm okay." "I'm good." "Don't make me climb over this stall." "I'll do it, but I'll be really pissed 'cause I don't know you that well." "You're not okay." "Oh, I don't know why..." "There's no reason that this should affect me this much." "I'm used to this." "I am, but..." "Used to what?" "That woman." "Yesterday, she's just as healthy as can be." "Uh, and today..." "Today her baby's dead." "So, uh..." "How long you and Walter been together?" "Ten years, on and off." "But now, definitely on." "Thinking about kids." "That's a big step." "You have kids?" "No." "Oh, I work a lot." "Adele and I, w" "Well, she always said she didn't want to raise kids alone." "Walter says the same thing." "He does?" "Well, I'm always working at the bar." "But what are you gonna do, right?" "If I'm not there, who's gonna run the place?" "Exactly." "But Walter... if I have to make a change, I'll do it." "I can't imagine my life without him, you know?" "Very nice, O'Malley." "At least once a month, my dad would take me and my brothers to white river." "Well, your dad taught you well." "How are you and, uh, Dr. Torres doing these days?" "Good." "She doesn't know it yet, but we are." "Excellent, even." "For a while, uh, she wanted, I don't know, a certain level of commitment, and I just didn't feel that I was re" "Now I am, though." " So you're stepping up?" " I'm stepping up." "You knew, right, when it was the right time with you and Cristina?" "Right." "You okay?" "Absolutely." " Because, uh" " We're here to fish, remember?" "Right." "I'm gonna see if I can get a better bite downstream." "Okay." "I'm sorry, Daniel.XXXXXXXXX" " Breast cancer?" " I'm sorry." "I'm really..." "The needle aspiration showed abnormal cells in your breast tissue." "Rare, but it happens." "Well, so the hormones I've been taking are essentially giving me cancer?" "Yes." "That's why we need to stop the hormone therapy and start the treatment." "Or the cancer will get worse." "The operation?" "There'd really be no point." "Once we stop the hormones, your breasts will shrink, your facial hair will grow back." "She'll become a man again." "What if I do the operation, keep taking the hormones?" "What-- what happens then?" "Daniel you really want to treat this now while it's still in its early stages." "So if I keep taking the hormones..." "You'd be feeding the cancer." "I could die?" "Are you saying if I become a woman, I could die?" "They are a happy couple." "Look at them." "They love each other." "They should have everything." "Happy people should have..." "Happy things happen to them." " I gotta go tell 'em." " Wait." "The moment you tell them, they won't be happy anymore." "Give 'em a few more minutes." "Let 'em be happy..." "A few more minutes." "So you're gettin' back with Callie?" "Yeah." "Trust me, man, I don't think you really want to do that." " Really?" " Really." "I guess when I get back, I'm gonna tell her that we shouldn't see each other anymore, and then when she asks why, I'm just gonna say," ""well, Alex Karev thinks our relationship isn't such a good idea." "You think that'll do the trick?" "Fine." "Suit yourself." "This was my camping trip." "I was gonna come alone." "So why did you invite me?" "Because... it's a guy trip, you know?" "Mountain men." " You don't have any friends, do you?" " Of course I have friends." " Guy friends?" " Yes." "I just need peace..." "Space." "I have a right to space." "And you go and invite half the hospital." "That's because I have guy friends." "There you are." "I have been looking all over." "Oh, Dr. Yang needed some help with this patient." "She needed some help." "Oh, well... patient care always comes first." " Uh, what..." " Oh, I'll just wait." " Wait?" " Yeah, for you to finish, and then we'll dialogue." "So... what happens with Daniel now?" "She goes back to being an unhappy man who's stuck with a penis." "There are millions of us out there." " You're unhappy with your penis?" " I could be a lot less unhappy." "Maybe it's for the best that he's taking some space." "Maybe..." "You two aren't meant to be together." "Look, Derek..." "On the outside, he holds it all together, but he's damaged goods, Meredith." "It's my fault." "I damaged him, maybe forever." "You really want to drink from a poisoned well?" "Dr. Sloan... you have to talk to her." "Daniel says she wants to go through with the operation." "Joe and Walter got tired of not catching any fish." "They went for a hike." "What do you make of that?" " Joe and Walter?" " Oh, no, no, no." "Joe and Walter are great." "I mean that we haven't caught any fish." " Any theories?" " Just one" "Fish generally don't like to go where there's a lot of noise." " You notice anything going on with Burke?" " No." "'Cause before, I thought I saw" "What are you doing?" "You don't use bait when you're casting." "It's gonna fall off before it hits the water." "Here." "What are you-- here, here, here, here, here." "What you want to-- she's sleeping with Sloan, dude." " What?" " Callie." "She's sleeping with Sloan." " No, she's not." " Torres is doing Sloan." "You better take that back." "yeah, People chatting, laughing, moving around, that sort of thing?" "That sort of thing let's the fish know that they're not alone." " That's the theory." " So I invited other people?" "I'm just saying, it's not a frat party." "Take it back!" "Nothing to take back." "Oh, for god's sake." "What are you guys doing?" "Break it up!" "Break it up!" "I don't condone fighting." "I don't like fighting." "I think it is pointless and foolish." "But you two idiots seem determined to beat the hell out of each other." "So if you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it by my rules." "Rules?" "Yes, O'Malley, rules, to help you protect your hands." " So you don't do irreparable damage to them..." " You're dead." "Damage that would end your careers before they even started." "So with that in mind, we're gonna do open-handed combat." " A slap fight?" " A slap fight?" "Open-handed combat." " This is ridiculous." " There will be no scratching," " No biting." " Karev is gonna kill him." " Not necessarily." " Also no punching." "No kicking, no wrestling moves of any kind." "Now any questions?" " That doesn't leave us with much." " All right." " O'Malley's a scrapper." " A scrapper?" "He's gonna destroy him." "He's tougher than he looks-- silent, but deadly." "This is immature and stupid." " I think you'd agree with me." " They're letting off some steam." "This is why you don't have any guy friends." "Yeah, this is why I should've come alone." "Ready?" "Let's go." "I've wanted this since I can remember." "I've waited forever." "I'm not stopping now." "Daniel, listen to me-- if you don't do the operation, I'm gonna go to New York and find another doctor." "You're gonna have a very hard time finding a surgeon" "I'll find one." "Daniel, I'm trying to save your life." "As a man." "I am not a man." "I'll fight the cancer." "I'll just fight it as a woman." "For god's sake, wake up, Daniel!" "My name is Daniel." "I'm not gonna stand by and watch you kill yourself." "I need Vicky to love me." "But I need her to love... me." "Oh, my god." "Please, tell me it's gonna stop hurting soon." "You're almost done." "When our son's 15, and he's yelling at you that you never did anything for him, you can guilt him with the wrist." "Ted, Jamie, I need to talk to you..." " About the baby." " Dr. Montgomery..." "You have to say it." "I won't believe it unless you say it." "You have to say it." "Thanks for this, Izzie." "Thank you." "No good deed goes unpunished." ""Good deed"?" "You're making me dig through crap." "It's not like I asked her to spend the day with me." "How's it goin' in there?" "Any luck?" "Okay, I can't have that grinning puppet heads tare at me another second, so just go." " Cristina." " Hey, this is my crap." "This is my crap." "Bailey assigned me this crap." "You get Sydney." "Fine." "Come on, Sydney." "We can go." "Okeydokey, Smokey." "Man, I thought my brother and I had problems, but you two are morons." "Okay, well, swallowing monopoly pieces wasn't exactly a genius move." "You could've really hurt yourself." "I didn't, did I?" "Now my mom's gonna make my brother let me play all the monopoly I want." "I get to play." "It's all that matters, getting to play." "And that makes you smart?" "You're fishing through my poop." "How smart are you?" "That's right, Karev." "Whatever it was, don't take it back." "You don't even know why they're fighting." "Arms up, O'Malley." "Don't drop your arms." "Hey, hey, no wrestling." "No wrestling." "Come on, come on." " This is stupid." " George is defending his honor." "Karev said that, uh, Sloan's been sleeping with Torres." " He what?" " O'Malley, arms up." "Next time, we're not going camping with straight guys." "So basically, you're getting paid to look at penises all day." "I'm studying for McSteamy's reassignment surgery." " You like McSteamy." " Yes." "I mean, no." "No, not like that." "Just..." "You know, he thinks I'm better off without Derek's baggage." "Thinks there's too much history there." "Maybe in his own sick, twisted way, he's just trying to protect me." "Protect you?" "Maybe." "Hey, um..." "Uh, when your mother was first diagnosed with Alzheimer's... uh, why didn't you tell anyone?" "Uh, she asked me not to." "Why?" "So you think it was right to keep her secret?" "Yes." "Why?" "Even if it meant you had to fish crap out of a toilet all day and probably for years to come?" "Okay, rewind." "Start at the beginning." " Whose secret are you keeping?" " Oh, wait." "What the hell happened?" "He was fine one minute, and then he just" "Eric, lay down, okay?" "Oh, his abdomen is rigid." "There's blood in the vomit." "He's perfed." "Page Bailey." "There's a lot of blood, but, uh, it didn't penetrate the galea." "Is that a good thing?" "Yeah, it means we don't have to do deep stitches." " You're using a fishing hook?" " Ah, don't worry." "We sterilized it." "Also clipped off the barb." "It's good as a needle." "All right, wound's clean." "Just keep some pressure on there, will you, chief?" "Got it." "Okay, we're gonna do some stitches now, all right, Walter?" " Is it gonna hurt?" " Yes." "It's okay." "Karev, you wanna sew him up?" "Oh, no." "No." "No, forget it." "I want an attending." "Thanks, dude." "We're doing some kind of crazy MacGyver surgery in the middle of the woods." "I want what's best for my guy, okay?" "No offense." "Don't worry." "Dr. Burke's really good at doing this." "Well, you are, right?" "Right." "There's still a little bleeding there." "Hold on, Walter." "You got it?" "I always have it." "You want something?" "He is my patient." "I've been with him all day." "If there's any chance that I can get in on this surgery, I'd really" "Why'd you erase my name from the board?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "You really wanna go head-to-head with me on this?" "You really want that?" "Right now, this second, in this moment, you chose your own fate." "So tell me about Denny." "What?" "Yeah, it helps to, uh..." "To talk about what happened." " So as much as you can" " Okay, we are done here." "Izzie, really..." " It helps to share." " No." "I don't want to share with you." "Do you know what I've been doing all day?" "Sifting through feces." "I would rather sift through feces than talk to you." "And now you bring up Denny like you want me to--to gossip with you." "Well, I understand this-- this must be difficult." "You understand?" "Really?" "What, you cut someone's LVAD wire?" "You fell in love with a man and he died?" "Well, no, but" "Then how in the hell could you possibly know?" "Grey, what's our next step?" "Continue the primary incision of the ventral side of the shaft." "I am surprised you agreed to do the surgery." "People don't come to me to fix what's on the outside." "They come to me to fix what's on the inside." "If that means giving someone a straighter nose or bigger breasts or..." "If that helps a person get by..." "I don't run." "I don't hide." "I don't take space." "Well, don't look at me." "I didn't start it." "Karev." "What?" "I just came out here to have some fun." "Then the guy gets all over me about what I'm wearing." "He just rubs me the wrong way." "You're on a camping trip." "You're supposed to be enjoying the great outdoors." "You know I grew up in a bar?" "Literally in a bar." "My dad was always doing one of two things in there-- playing music or drinking." "Dude never even took me to the park." "I just figured this was my chance to get out with the guys." "The one time I try..." "You wanted to be a different person." " They're a happy couple." " Yeah." "I miss my wife." "You have high standards." "You have high standards." "Your standards are too high." "You... make people out to be..." "And people make mistakes." "Your standards are too high." "You see a flaw, you attack." "Wait, wait." "So you're saying that, uh, if Cristina did something like" "Cristina and I are a team." "We are a team." "You're either part of a team or you play alone for the rest of your life." "Good." "Push, Jamie." "Okay..." "I need you to push one more time, Jamie." "Ted." "One more time." "Push." "Push." "Push." "Push." "Good." "We got it." "So that Mark Sloan..." " He's bad news." " Ah, he's a cancer." "He infects everybody." "What are we, three hours out of Seattle?" "And still..." "He infects everything." "You know, I thought if I just got away for a while by myself," "I'd get some answers, get a fresh start." "Fresh starts--no such thing." "Any other words of wisdom there, chief?" "I'm living in a hotel." "I buy most of my clothes from the hotel gift shop, and my wife won't speak to me." "Oh, don't look at me." "I came out here for the same reasons you did." "I have no wisdom." "There is no wisdom here." "So in other words..." "We're all a bunch of idiots." " Yes." " Yes." "Who wants to go home?" "I lost a kid..." "My first year." "It was my fault." "And I just couldn't..." "So I had a breakdown." "They gave me time off, and when I came back, I put a smile on my face, and everybody thought I was fine." "I lost a kid." "It comes in waves, Izzie." "There's a lull, and then..." "Another wave hits you." "I wasn't trying to pry." "I just wanted you to know that..." "It's okay not to be fine s-sometimes." "I miss him." "All the time, I miss him." "It's not waves, it's constant, all the time." "And I walk through the doors of this hospital, and I want to be here, I do." "But I..." "I don't know..." "If I can be a surgeon again, and I can't talk about it because it scares me too much." "Okay?" "Okay." " You came back." " I was heading home." "I was on my way to the airport, and then..." "You know, you asked before why I came back the first time." "You know, I tried not to." "I went on dates." "I had a lot of great first dates with..." "Guys who were planning to stay guys." "But, you know, you have a great date, and you want to go and tell your best friend about it." "And my best friends Daniel." "Daniel." "And then you have a few bad dates, and..." "She's my best friend." "She knows me." "She loves me." "She's... my husband." "At the end of the day, it's Daniel, even when she hurts me, even when I hate her." "She's who you want to talk to." "Not all wounds are superficial." "So..." "You're sleeping with Sloan." " Was." " Me, too." "Was." "Which is just a hailstorm of self-loathing and misery." "Yeah." "Hey, you want to, um..." "Get a drink or something?" " Some other time then." " Definitely." "Most wounds run deeper than we can imagine." "He'll make a full recovery." "You can't see them with the naked eye." " You're back." " Yes." "I'm glad you're back." "Me, too." "George, we need to talk." " Yeah, I think we do." " It's about your dad, George." "My dad?" "And then there are the wounds that take us by surprise." "So..." "This could be just a drink, or this could be more than a drink." " I cannot start something with you." " You could." "Start over, Meredith." "Start fresh." "Saved by the bell." "Order me another beer." "Hi." "I'm Derek Shepherd." "What are you doing?" "Well, we met at this bar." "You remember?" "We met, and we--well, you said, uh, "I'm just a girl."" "I said, "I'm just a guy."" "And we started this thing." "We started this thing." "You didn't know anything about me-- the good, the bad, the wife." "You didn't even know my name." "You didn't know me." "I want you to know me." "I want to start over from the beginning." "So, hi." "Derek Shepherd." "You walked away." "And now it's too late." "There's too much water under the thing or whatever." "Meredith..." "Please." "The trick with any kind of wound or disease is to dig down and find the real source of the injury." "Hi." "I'm Meredith Grey." " Very nice to meet you, Meredith." " It's nice to meet you." "And once you've found it..." "Try like hell to heal that sucker."

"?" "Marry me tonight." "Okay, you're supposed to wait for me to tell you to do that." "Hudson bracks, this is our event chair, isabel vega." "What's the matter, couldn't you find someone pretty?" "Like it?" "Something happened." "What'd you put me in the middle of here?" "It was you who put me in the middle of this." "Three employees killed on the job and you're off playing ethanol games with senators now?" "You need to take some time off." "Pop..." "Go home, mijo." "no, no, no, no, petey, this is not funny, bro." "Why you laughing, chicho?" "Oh, she's hot, man!" "She's hot and she's good to go, and now i got to leave there with your ugly ass?" "Come on, man." "V every we i got to drag you out of some bar, man." "You take the collection day to take to ramon." "Why don't we drink after we give him the wad?" "Petey, i get thirsty first." "Stay cool, nobody gets dead!" "You better hope i stay cool." "Shut up.Empty your pockets." "Julio?" "Don't you understand what "shut up" means?" "Empty your damn pockets!" "Hey." "Yeah.Now lie your asses down on the ground." "What?" "I didn't y please." "Get down on the ground, bitch." "You don't know me, do you, bro?" "Don't try nothing." "Don't you move." "Come on, man.We got to get out of here." "Mm, not now, baby.I can't." "There's, like, a million things i have to do this morning." "Name a hundred thousand." "Well, there are at least three places where i have to be at 9:00, 10:00..." "Not me.I got all day." "I can't." "That's not fair." "No, no, no, that's really not fair." "?" "Are you okay with that?" "Alex?" "No, not particularly." "Your brother screwed me over and your father bought into it." "Ne@v as long as you asked." "Maybe it'it be good." "Goclear the air,th youhead." "Myd is clear." "Well, then clear theirs then." "You knowyocan't company without you." "' Can talk about something else?" "Since i have this time twhy don't w somewhere romantic." "See?" "That's what happens with y." "What you get a little taste and you just want more." "I mean it." "Come on.Just the two of us." "I'd love to." "@v i have the wedding, the art auction." "T1 d@@v i can't just pack..." "I'm talking about a couple of" "it's impossible." "@a okay." "But you've always said that you'd love to have a weekend with your friends to go play golf." "Why don't you call alan or call paul and see what he's doing?" "My frieplaces to be..." "I turn around, i tell the cops, "who's got the money?" "" whoever has the money, put it in there!" "Anhlthen i started taking it out of my briefs!" "Finally." "Look at this guy." "Cane i was waiting for you over there at the domino club." "And i got to tell you, the caliber of the competition e is a little lacking." "?" "Chich, alex." "You want something to eat?" "Go i can get these people to fix you whatever you want." "Yeah?" "No." "Un caffe." "Un caffe." "So they told me that you'd be here." "It's okay?" "It's just that all the terrible things that happened before, all the bad publicity you got, a little surprised to see you." "I don't let anyone tell me who to associate with." "Cb, uh, got some business to talk about?" "No, not today." "I figure business hours." "I'm taking a brief sabbatical from work-- a ttle vacation." "Purely a social call." "Gracias." "Thanks." "But i don't want to hold you guys up if you're in the middle of doing something, you know." "No." "Our working hours are a little more flexible." "Tranquilo." "I really do need to get away, though." "Should go somewhere, go do something." "La senora, my wife isabel, she's busy now neso we're kinda..." "Tell him about the trip?" "Some of us are taking a trip to the caribbean." "A little rr for my nephew here." "What happened?" "Icaught a bull" "Keep your mouth shut and you won't get a fly in it,jerk." "He was clumsy and careless." "He was stupid." "But you're not gonna be stupid again, no?" "Come on,man." "Ne gonna do a little drinking, some gambling." "Have some fun and games with that ball of smoke over there." "Sounds just like what the doctor ordered." "Pero, respectfully, i have to pass." "Perhaps it's wise." "I..." "Look what time it is." "I want to..." "Got to go up that 95." "Thank you for coming." "Oh, come on." "?" "Take care." "Thanks, man." "Have a great vacation." "Thank you." "Hey,Uncle." "What was that about?" "A man who's maybe lost his way." "Ca oyeme, alex?" "Papi told him to take the week off and clear his head." "So i'm running things in his absence." "Wow, congratulations, man." "Alex did this to himself." "No, that's not what i mean." "It's the shot that you've always wanted." "So why am i here?" "We've always talked about you getting involved in the family business, man." "Frank, come on, man." "Look, in alex's absence, i want to show papi how inclusive a leader i'm prepared to be, and what better way than by bringing his wayward youngest son into the mix, you know?" "Wayward?" "Come on." "You know what i mean." "No, you know what?" "It sounded kinda cool, like las a pirate or something." "Idiot." "I don't want to be window dressing to make you look good, okay?" "Ohcano, not at all.No, no no." "Duque is losing market share in that young hip market that you have the most experience with." "This is for the good of the company." "I'm not messing around." "It's for the family business." "All right." "Hey, thanks for coming in.Hey, hunter." "Grab a chair anywhere." "Hey, guys, kim." "And i'm gonna get right to it." "We're not here for some thought experiment." "I want to come out of this with a plan that we can all implement that we can execute and turn this little dip in profits right around, okay?" "Out-of-the-box thinking, no idea too crazy." "Really?" "Yeah, absolutely.Why?" "That's just not been previously encouraged." "Really, hunter?" "Well, that's one way things are gonna be different this week." "We're all gonna collectively lift up the hood and put our heads together and we're gonna fix this thing." "Hey, pop.Good morning, everyone." "Please don't.Please, sit.Sit, sit." "Well, well, did your mother slip a hallucinogenic in my oatmeal?" "No, papi, i'm really here." "Good to see you." "Well, you all know the challenges that are in front of us." "There have been too many distractiiss." "We have to refocus our attention and concentrate on our core spirits business." "And he has my full support now, fand confidence." "S thahlo all right, that being said, i'll leave you to it." "Alejandro." "Pop.Po everyone." "We weren't expecting you." "Uh, sorry for interrupting." "Is it okay if i get something in my desk?" "The thermostat's a little tmental." "You have to adjust it in increments." "It goes fr gt locker to sauna like that." "This many people, it just may be hard to fot." "Thsw ca i'll see you all next week!" "Yeah." "So, carry on." "Thanks, pop." "All right, so where were we?" "Out-of-the-box thinking." "Morning, sir." "Ramon, alex." "Yeah, that caribbean trip?" "I'm in, okay?" "?" "?" "?" "i don't know." ""i don't know" being polite, rich girl for "hate it, now change it before i have you all fired." "" swap those two..." "Move that one to..." "That wall, and that one..." "In the trash." "Oh, nice." "Doesn't matter; we all know whoseoh, pay no attention to the lingering iself-involved artist." ""self-involved artist" is a redundancy." "He's right." "Flip those two, and we'll take it from there, okay?" "Thanks so much for helping." "You're kidding." "Chance to help a worthy cause and score some points with my soon-to-be mother-in-law?" "It's a no-brainer." "Hey, um..." "That guy hudson, he's got a thing for you." "What?" "No." "No, he just enjoys giving me a hard time." "He has this "bite the hand that feeds youeemplex." "I don't know." " hey, homes." "Hey, pop." "How's the meeting going?" "You know, it's interesting." "A lot of smart people working here." "I'm really pleased that you're finally taking an interest in the family business." "You know, frank is doing a great job, papi." "A couple of the execs commented on how open and collaborative he is, compared to alex." "Let me make this clear." "It is not alex's style that i take issue with." "T1it's this meandering course that he's set:" "ethanol, and feuding with the samuels..." "But i'm glad to hear that frank is gaining respect." "Then you should tell hd." "Oh, assist." "Two." "O@hey, babe." "Hey-hey!" "Look, you've come by to help." "Here." "So, where's my mom?" "She had to fly out on some wedding-related matter." "Nethe caterer, flower guy, photographer..." "Perhaps all three." "It's hilarious, all this frantic wedding stuff when we're already married." "Your mom would crap twice and die." "Oh, my boys at the bachelor party would be so pissed." "What do you mean?" "You know, kind of..." "False pretenses." "You're still having a bachelor party?" "Tomorrow night." "You didn't cancel it?" "Why would i cancel?" "Why wouldn't you?" "Whoa, why are you freaking out?" "I'm not freaking out." "I just don't understand, that's all." "Look, everyone has a bachelor party." "What's wrong with that?" "Well, let's see, um, for one thing, you're not a bachelor." "Okay, nobody knows that." "Except for your wife." "Oh, and onmore person: you." "I don't see what the big deal is." "You think that the stuff that goes on in a bachelor party is suitable for a married man?" "Look, it is what it is, okay, and i don't see what difference it makes." "So you're just going to go ahead with it?" "Absolutely." "Fine." "Fine." "Hey, what's that?" "Oh, uh, i'm going to the caribbean for a couple days, uh, in the morning." "Oh, that's great, baby, an-and who with?" "Some business acquaintances." "You don't know them." "Guys." "Yeah, i suahose." "But it's a odd you're going on a vacation with people you've never mentioned before." "Yo@'re the one that told me to do this." "Now you're going to grill me for it?" "I'm just showing normal spousal interest, not the third degree." "If you don't want me to go, you should say so now." "I'm fine with you going." "You know, i didn't think that i needed, uh, permission to go." "Look, i'm sorry you're going through a bad time-- i am-- but i've had a crappy day myself, and i don't have the energy for this." "So you go on your trip, have a great time, and come back in a better mood." "did i mention?" "Since you're set on having this bachelor party, my girlfriends are throwing together for me a, uh..." "A bachelorette thing." "Great." "They said they were planning on something pretty crazy." "Sounds cool." "Amanda's had strippers, and it practically turned into an orgy." "Anyone make a video?" "There he is.There he is!" "Oh, man, you swim here?" "Come on, brother, let's get you right into a drink." "Ah, little early for me." "Big shot ceo rum guy, you can'have a midday cocktail with us?" "We didn't let that stop us, man." "Evidently." "Dude, dude, you're on vacation, all right?" "That means for every ten minutes you spend sober, it's 600 seconds too long." "Come here, get my friend a mojito." "Duque rum it is." "There, you said the magic word." "Hey-hey-hey..." "Wasn't sure you'd show up, man." "Oh, yeah, man, somebody's got to teach these guys how to drink." "Salud!" "Salud!" "Salud!" "Thanks for the invitation." "Now to the casino." "Maybe a little new blood will change my luck, huh?" "I have to check in first." "Hlak no, no, no, that's okay." "You don't have to do that, man." "Yes, he does." "Hey, this guy, tio, what are we gonna do with him, man?" "He don't know he's on vacation." "You need to loosen up." "Ah, no prisoners!" "no prisoners!" "damn, if it ain't the truth." "The damn rich just keep getting damn richer." "what can i say?" "What can i say?" "i never seen nobody win that much at roulette before, man." "that's because dude's got a system." "You know, in fact, i actually, i actually do." "Okay." "Look." "When i place a bet, i always make absolutely sure that i'm always betting on the numbers that win." "You're a funny guy.You're a very funny guy." "It's all luck and you always gotta give it back." "Come on, man." "Look, you guys, of all people, should know the two great truths about gambling." "Eh, ramon?" "One, it's a tax on people who are bad at math." "And two, you were even when you got there, man!" "So, i, um, i'm going, i'm going to go back to my room." "Nada, chicono, you guys have a good time." "I'm going to count all my winnings." "Niu sure?" "I'll catch up with you later." "Bye, girls good to meet you." "Oh, my god, i'm so sorry." "S then' wrong room number." "Alex vega?" "That's right." "I'm simone." "?" "Care to join me?" "You are a very lovely, young woman." "Aren't i, though?" "I'm a married man." "Well, i would be out of business if i weren't for married man." "That is true." "But there's married and then there's married." "And i'm..." "I'm pretty married." ""pretty married." "" married enough." "Are you absolutely positive about that?" "Yeah, i am." "Hmm, your loss." "I imagine so." "Is that what you're gonna do once i'm gone?" "Imagine?" "Uh, that would be, uh, hard to avoid." "Hmm, well, i hope you have one hell of an imagination." "You know, it's too bad." "I don't get many that look like you." "You know what, here's my number, in case you change your mind." "Who knows, i might even waive my fee." "I'm flattered." "Oh, i said "might." "" well, looks like i got a couple hours on my hands." "You should call your boyfriend." "It's a girlfriend, actually." "Oh, uh, ciao, darling." "Bye." "i like gazpacho-- gazpacho is refreshing-- and spanish." "This is a cuban wedding." "I just want what we discussed:" "the black bean soup." "What are..." "No, please tell me this is not happening." "That you're not really arguing with me over a soup." "Thank you." "Ne well, i hope you don't ever get mad at me." "What are you doing?" "Your job." "U're welcome." "That's not where yours is supposed to go." "Z@ it's supposed to go where it looks best, where it and where people who come cto see a hudson bracks get the best view of it, which is..." "Here." "Put it down, please." "At your peril." "Don't you touch it." "who is running this event?" "That would be you." "The socialite dilettante." "Do you think that's charming?" "Insulting people?" "prominent person in society, usually affluent, often female." "someone casually and nonprofessionally involved in an activity." "Exactly which one of those don't apply?" "Have you made your final correction for the poster?" "I left it at the loft." "I'll run and get it." "I don't want to get yelled at, like the soup chick." "No, don't worry, i'll pick it up on my way home." "You can leave things the way they were." "Thank you." "Excuse me?" "You heard me." "Yes!" "By all means, listen to the soccer mom, not the man who's been given retrospectives in paris." "Come on, come on, guys, we just hit the wall." "Feels like the wall's hit back." "Well, we gotta push through, henry." "We gotta-- you know what, i'm gonna get some coffee." "Or a twelve-pack." "That's it.That's it.Beer." "we don't actually drink on the job, henry." "no, man.I mean, that's what duque should get into." "Beer.Hmm?" "Workingman's drink." "Something everybody likes... think about it." "Always popular, immune from fads." "That's true." "We're a premium rum company." "Isn't beer a little d?" "lass?" "D?" "lass?" "Hunter?" "Well, maybe we trade on duque's reputation for quality." "I mean, there is a niche available for a mass market premium brew." "Let's run numbers, some projections." "Let's take a look." "?" "See?" "I told papi, huh?" "You're not entirel eeless." "Forget about you and alex." "Ca maybe i should become ceo." "Hey,don't fall asleep." "You're going to miss the sunset." "Ca how are they doing?" "Yeah, man.Beautiful." "T1 it's part of the service here." "Just like the fresh towels and the sheets." "By the way, thanks very much for my gift." "You returned it unopened, man." "What's up with that?" "Hey, it's the thought that counts, right?" "And for the invitation, tithank you." "Again." "You're my borther." "You seemed like you needed relaxation." "I know, i push it hard." "I always have." "For a man that has so much, you don't seem so much content." "Ah, i love my life, man." "Wife, kids, family, i love my job, but..." "I'm content." "As content as i get." "For some men it's more elusive." "You're not happy?" "I have too many problems to be happy." "Ah, not very, man." "But then there are moments..." "This is on eun yeah." "I guess our, our resistance to, to, to contentment is..." "It's one of those things that, uh..." "Makes us interesting to one another." "Maybe.Maybe." "I'm starving.Let's go eat." "You see, i always heard that losing really stimulates the appetite, so that makes sense." "This guy..." "You think he's all quiet and serious." "and the BAM!" "He throws you a punch." "But check this out, if you would have won at the tables, then you would be paying for tonight's tab." "No, no, no, no!" "That's how i roll!" "Winner pays dinner." "That works for me, man." "I hope you got a nice limit on that platinum card of yours, bro." "You haven't seen this guy eat." "Yeah, right." "Do your worst.Do your worst." "Go for it." "Let's go." "Hey." "You look nice." "B@ thank you." "So do you." "The hookers will be very pleased." "There's not gonna be any hookers." "Sure you don't want me to come get you?" "Reeking of tequila and eau de slut?" "I'll pass." "Denice'll take me home." "Is that before..." "Or after the orgy?" "I don't know." "Interesting." "Poster's over here." "Don't be mad at me." "I shouldn't have called you a soccer mom." "I am a soccer mom, and i'm proud of it." "Oh, the other thing." "Dilettante." "Debutante." "Socialite." "Whatever it was." "I was being a jerk." "I think you're doing a great job." "Something smells good." "It's our dinner." "Threw something together." "Little peace offering." "Ooh, that's nice, but, um..." "I can't stay." "Why not?" "Well, because i have things to do." "Your son's on a field trip, ur daughter's on a date." "Well, yeah, i know, but..." "Your world can spin without you for an hour." "Girl, you need to unplug-- have a glass of wine and try to undo that knot that you got in your gut." "How elegantly put." "That's why i paint." "Come on." "Ne i'm in no danger of getting my own show on the food channel, but i won't poison you." "Yeah, i guess i could stay." "Excellent." "To jamie!" "to jamie!" "Today, we celebrate not merely the end of your freedom, but the end of life as you know it!" "To jamie's funeral!" "jamie's funeral!" "Now who could that be?" "Right this way, ladies." "Will you cheer up?" "I mean, you look like yo're here for a colonoscopy or something." "I'm having fun." "Okay, yeah, you need to get drunk." "No, drunker than that." "Excuse me.Excuse me." "Can we get three shots over here, please?" "No, no, no i'm gonna, i'm gonna throw up." "Well, it'd be a lot better than you being a bore." "listen up, ladies.Listen up." "For the use of this club, let's have a big round of applause for rebecca's almost uncle-in-law henry." "Anyways, guess he forgot to call the fire marshal because he sent some guysme to shut us down." "But maybe if we show them some extra appreciation, they might let us stay and party." "Come on out, boys." "Yeahye oh, yeah, that'thght." "it was good, right?" "I'm never eating again, bro." "Good news for the world." "Means no one's got to watch you." "All right, give me your wallets." "You got to be kidding me." "Stay calm,stay calm." "Evening." "Shut the hell up." "You guys just made a mistake." "And that's all right." "People make 'em every day." "It goes like that." "But, uh you got a chance right now to decide if you want to make this the worst, and i'm afraid the last mistake of your young lives." "I don't think you want to do that." "Don't look at him." "Don't even look at them." "Just..." "Hey." "Stay with me for a second, 'cause i swear at this moment i'm the only friend you two have in the world." "Okay, so here's what i think." "I think you want to put those guns away, go off and hassle somebody else." "That's what i think you want to do." "Right now." "Okay, okay." "That's cool.That's cool." "Ne "you made a mistake.The last mistake of your lives." "" no, no, no." ""your young lives." "" you're a tough dude, man." "I'm ready." "oy, alex!" "Say hello to my little friend, huh?" "Now that is a man's weapon." "That's some man shooting, bro." "I was in the service." "How'd you do?" "You know, i'm always spray and pray, you know." "Of course, for you guys, this is kind of a trade show, huh?" "There are potential professional applications." "Hey, man, the civilian outshot you." "My shoulder, come on, man." "It threw me all off." "I'm impressed that you could hang with it, man." "Those things have a hell of a kick." "Alls i know is that this guy who seems like some corporate rich guy, straight businessman, ceo, man, he's for real and for true one nasty-ass bro." "Thanks, petey." "Wow, a man!" "@a oh, my god." "Do you know who that guy is on the right?" "Oh, yeah." "Well, that's rebecca's ex, before jamie." "Everybody thought that they were the ones who were gonna get married." "Interesting development." "Excuse me." "Yeah.I, uh..." "I can't..." "I wish, but, uh..." "Sorry, guys." "Ca rebecca." "Hi." "Hey." "Is this what it's come to?" "Crashing bachelorette parties?" "Women conveniently pre-loosened by strippemu and booze." "Almost as easy as a wedding." "Which..." "I look forward to." "So glad i can provide you with such a target-rich environment." "You don't seem to be fully in the spirit, exactly." "It's jamie's bachelor party tonight." "Ouch." "Be honest with me." "Is everything i think that's happening there really happening?" "Honestly?" "Pretty much." "[k can i have another?" "But i'm sure jamie wouldn't do anything to disrespect you." "You were always a lousy liar, but i appreciate the effort." "You do all these?" "You know, that's just it." "Why should he respect me?" "He's from this super-rich family-- super-rich, classy family, and i'm just this white trash waitress..." "Oh on." "From a loser family living in a loser trailer." "I mean, you should see his house." "It's like..." "It's like a museum." "Can i have another one?" "I don't even want this." "I just want to get out of here." "But i just got here." "I wasn't asking you to take me home." "I'm gonna take a cab." "I'm kidding.I'll take you." "You know i'm always there for you." "I just want to go.Now." "all right, see these numbers?" "See what bacardi's doing with beer?" "I believe the term would be "cleaning up." "That's great, frank." "Wait, whoa, what are you..." " i go home now?" "No no, it's not all inspiration, you know?" "What succeeds in business is..." "You weren't gonna say "perspiration." "I stopped ." "Can we get a ruling from our judges?" "I'm sorry, our panel has ruled "intent to cliche." "" you'll have to forfeit your winnings ne and let your baby brother go home." "No, no, come on, you're not going anywhere." "Sit down, sidown, sit down." "I saw the light on." "Oh, so there's a party-- so where are the girls?" "Only frank, pop." "So, look, we've come up wi a pretty exciting idea." "We?" "Yeah." "Oh, no, no, you're right." "It's henry's idea." "Oh, good.Well, okay, let's hear it, let's hear it." "Credit where it's due." "Beer." "No, no, no, thank you." " No, no, no." "Papi, that's the idea." "Look, bacardi, they're making a fortune off the stuff-- it's a reliable seller, consistent demand, and it's free from whims in the marketplace." "Okay?" "Now, mass-market premium beer, branded as quality, of course, by the duque name;" "and it gives us a baseline of earnings stability year-round, while we ride out this little boomlet and inevitable shake-out in the rum business." "So you two want to make beer." "Alex wants to make ethanol." "Isn't there anyone in this family who wants to make rum?" "You blew the pitch." "Oh, really?" "Oh, the expert, yeah." "One idea and, suddenly, you know everything about business." "Are you gonna explain to me how it's all about perspiration again?" "Nice.I'm going home." "Hey, alex, it's brent at chevy." "I need to let my management know your sugar ethanol thing's getting traction down there." "Call my cell when you get this, no matter how late." "Thanks." "You got the tv on, or what?" "Sorry, man." "You want to go fishing?" "What's happening here?" "|| r|?" "alex, you-you shouldn't see this..." "All right?" "Who is he?" "Ne who is this guy, man?" "A thieving traitor named julio." "Thieving traitor named julio who me..." "Who never had a bullet so much as touch me." "Ramon!" "He not only steals for a living and shoots my nephew..." "You have the nerve to tell me that you don't know your coconspirators' names?" "Alex, you're an outside observer, right?" "You tell me if this lying pig doesn't know the name of his two little piglets." "Ou believe that he doesn't know the name of his two little hoodlum friends?" "No." "Let me do that." "Wow, you even know how to do dishes." "I do the dishes all the time." "All the time?" "Sll, you're right, not all the time." "Sometimes i make my kids do them." "What is this thing you have with the affluent?" "They're your patrons, after all." "Don't remind me." "You know, people don't buy your art just because someone tells them to." "Uh, yeah, actually, they mostly do, so..." "They buy it because..." "It moves them." "And they're lucky if they can afford to have this..." "Beautiful thing that speaks to them..." "Have it in their homes and be inspired by it every day." "It becomes wallpn a week." "You're right." "Six months." "After they're finished showing off their conspicuous example of refinement and wealth, they quickly move to wishing for my premature death, so the valuation will go up." "?" "Not everything." "I need to go." "Yeah." "Sure, i'll finish up." "Thanks for dinner." "Ca my pleasure." "Net1 you okay?" "Yeah, fine." "I'm not sure." "Not really, no." "You said you wanted to." "Please, just take me home." "So that's why you came here, to get that guy?" "Man, i was kidding myself this whole time about you, this trip... @a about myself." "Nemaybe not the whole time." "Good night."

"Daddy, look, it's a butterfly." "spring training camp and he's definitely got the inside track." "Robert." "Word is that they're having some problems with injuries." "Really?" "Are they looking into..." "What are you doing?" "The cure is in her blood." "Coal chute." "I think it'll be safe." "Ethan, get in!" "...free-agent signings last second, anything like that?" "Possibly, and they've got a strong farm club too." "Go." "Come on, get in." "They've got some triple-A ballplayers they might bring up." "Get in." "Anna." "Peter would certainly be able to tell us more about that." "I think this is why you're here." "What are you doing?" "Who do you like?" "So far, I like what I'm seeing in New York." "I'm listening." "They've got a strong ball club, as usual." "That's in the American." "Neville, there's room." "Come!" "No." "And in the National, I'm still liking Chicago..." "They're not gonna stop." "They're not gonna stop." "...with a little bit of a twist here for Los Angeles." "Stay in till dawn." "Okay, so we're looking at New York-Chicago World Series..." "In 2009, a deadly virus burned through our civilization..." "...possible Los Angeles." "Could be a dark horse." "...pushing humankind to the edge of extinction." "Hold him to it at the end of the season." "Dr. Robert Neville dedicated his life to the discovery of a cure..." "That's gonna do it for us from the Sports Desk." "...and the restoration of humanity." "Back to the studio." "Thanks, Dave." "Thanks for nothing, Eddie." "On September 9th, 2012..." "Thank you, guys." "That's not all we're following." "Here's Karen at the Health Desk." "...at approximately 8:49 p.m..." "The world of medicine has seen its share of miracle cures he discovered that cure." "...from the polio vaccine to heart transplants..." "And at 8:52, he gave his life to defend it." "...but all past achievements may pale in comparison to the work of Dr. Alice Krippin." "We are his legacy." "Thank you for joining us this morning." "This is his legend." "Not at all." "So, Dr. Krippin, give it to me in a nutshell." "Light up the darkness." "Well, the premise is quite simple." "Take something designed by nature and reprogram it to make it work for the body rather than against it." "We're talking about a virus?" "Yes." "In this case, the measles virus which has been engineered at a genetic level to be helpful rather than harmful." "Um, I'm not" " I find the best way to describe it is if you can imagine your body as a highway and you picture the virus as a very fast car being driven by a very bad man imagine the damage that that car could cause." "But then if you replace that man with a cop the picture changes." "And that's essentially what we've done." "Now, how many people have you treated so far?" "Well, we've had 10,009 clinical trials in humans so far." "And how many are cancer-free?" "Ten thousand and nine." "So you have actually cured cancer?" "Yes, yes." "Yes, we have." "What you see?" "What you see?" "Damn." "Let's go, Sam." "Come on." "Good morning, Matt." "It's looking great, I'll tell you." "Not only was this the biggest snowstorm in New York City history it had to be one of the prettiest." "Imagine waking up on Sunday to 26.9 inches of snow in New York City." "Here you go." "Just the way you like it." "Disgusting." "Excuse me, excuse me." "All right." "Come on, relax." "However, it did strand planes, trains and automobiles." "There was a report, a Turkish Airlines flight skidded off the runway at JFK." "No one was injured, but for the most part, Matt...." "There you go." "I'm gonna show you, attempting the Bob Hager rule of thumb here." "And I'm gonna plug my ruler in." "In New York, in 30 Rock, we have 16 inches of snow, Matt." "Back to you, Matt and Katie." "Gosh." "All right, it looks great." "It'll be beautiful for the next day, at least." "And then it turns brown." "If that." "Anyway, Ann, thanks so much." "Mm-mm." "No, no, no." "Eat your vegetables." "Don't just push them around, eat them." "I'm not playing." "Good morning." "This morning, all up the East Coast...." "Okay." "You gonna eat your vegetables." "We will sit down here all night." "The biggest challenge is getting back to work." "What are you whining about?" "Why didn't you just eat your vegetables?" "Hey." "All right, here's the deal." "Look." "Look." "You're gonna eat twice as many vegetables tomorrow night." "All right?" "deal?" "deal?" "Come on." "Don't worry about a thing" "'Cause every little thing Gonna be all right" "I know that feels good." "Smiled with the rising sun Three little birds" "Ah, Sam." "Singin' sweet songs Of melody" "I'm all right." "I'm all right, it's all right." "What's happening?" "I tried to reach you on your cell." "I get a recording." "Cell service is down." "Where are we going?" "Can't get used to the new regs." "ROBERT:" "Going to Aunt Sara's." "Ma!" "No!" "Why?" "Baby, just strap yourself in." "Go." "We're at 30 minutes, colonel." "Copy." "Thirty minutes to what?" "They're sealing off the island." "Seal off the island?" "This island?" "But I don't wanna go to Aunt Sara's." "Did you bring all the money?" "Yeah." "How much?" "Six hundred." "Why did you say, "You're going"?" "That's not enough." "Robert." "You said, "You're going," not, "We're going."" "When you get across, I need you to get to the ATM." "Get as much cash as you can." "Take Sara's car, go upstate." "I'll meet you at the farm." "Bring enough food for two weeks." "Jesus, Robert, did it jump?" "is it airborne?" "But we only go to Aunt Sara's in the summer." "It may be." "Oh, my God." "It's Christmas." "What about my presents?" "He's announcing it." "Make no mistake, Americans, this virus" "You left my Christmas presents in the closet." "Hush now, Mar." "threatens the survival of not only our nation, but of every other nation" "Mommy, look, it's a butterfly." "Marley, enough!" "And so it is with great sadness, but even greater resolve that tonight I have signed an executive order initiating a military quarantine of New York City." "God be with us." "This has been a special" "The window is still open." "We find something in a week or two weeks we can reverse the spread." "I can still fix this." "Please." "You can do the same work outside the city." "This is ground zero." "This is my site." "We talked about this." "What are you doing?" "What am I doing?" "I'm not gonna let this happen." "Let?" "This isn't up to you." "You can't control" "Ah!" "Daddy, it's a monster!" "How'd you sleep?" "Look out." "Come on, you know better than that." "Uh-uh." "I'll be back." "Dr. Robert Neville, September 5th, 2012, GA series, serum 391." "Animal trials." "Streaming video." "GA series results appear typical." "Compounds 1, 3, 4, 6, 8, 9, 10 11, 14, 16, 18 did not kill the virus." "Compounds 2, 5, 7 12, 13, 15, 17 all killed the host." "Hold on a second." "Compound 6 appears to be showing decreased aggression response." "Partial pigmentation return." "Slight pupil constriction." "GA series, serum 391, Compound 6 next candidate for human trials." "You hang in there, number six." "Yeah, that's what you want." "Hey!" "Good morning, Marge." "Good morning, Fred." "What are you guys doing here so early?" "That's a nice sweatshirt there, Fred." "Don't set it down anywhere." "I'll see you guys inside." "What's happening, buddy?" "Yes." "Good morning, Hank." "I'm midway through the G's." "Hey, who's the girl in...?" "Never mind." "Hey, I'll see you in the morning." "What am I supposed to say?" ""Hello." "Wanna see some infected rats?"" "Okay, tomorrow." "I'm gonna say hello tomorrow." "Psst." "Come here." "Hey." "Hey." "Good job." "You did so good." "Yes." "Yes." "Ah." "Look at that." "See that?" "Red salmon." "Wow, actual Spam." "Yeah." "You'll get some of that later." "Let's go." "Wait." "My name is Robert Neville." "I am a survivor living in New York City." "I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies." "I will be at the South Street Seaport every day at midday when the sun is highest in the sky." "If you are out there...." "If anyone is out there...." "I can provide food." "I can provide shelter." "I can provide security." "If there's anybody out there anybody...." "Please." "You are not alone." "Fore!" "Yeah." "Keep your eye on this one for me." "Ooh." "I'm getting good." "Ss-ss." "Sam!" "No, no, no!" "No!" "No!" "Sam!" "No!" "No!" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Hello, Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Come on." "Sam." "I gotta go, Sam." "I gotta go." "I gotta go." "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam?" "Sam." "Sam." "Sam." "Sam, come on, we gotta go." "Sam." "What are you doing?" "Sam, we gotta go!" "Sam, go!" "Go!" "Sam, get out!" "Get out!" "You gotta pay attention, okay?" "You gotta pay attention." "Listen, uh I want you to stay here on this one, okay?" "Because you can still get infected." "And I can't." "So, look, if I'm not back by dark just go." "Okay." "Subject is female." "Likely 18 to 20 years of age." "Dilaudid push only sedates effectively at six times human dose." "Core temperature, 106 Fahrenheit." "Pulse, 200 bpm." "Respiration elevated." "PA O2, 300 percent of normal." "Pupils fully dilated." "Nonreactive to light." "Extreme reaction to UV exposure." "Symptoms and tissue samples confirm subject is infected with KV." "Vaccine test." "GA series, serum 391, Compound 6." "Commencing human trials." "Respiration slowing." "Pulse, 190." "Core temperature 105 104 and decreasing." "We may have something here." "GA series, serum 391, Compound 6 ineffective on humans." "Test results linked to this entry saved on six redundant drives." "Still no cure." "Day 1001." "We came in close contact with a hive today." "Blood tests confirm that I remain immune to both the airborne and contact strains." "Canines remain immune to airborne strain only." "You can't go running into the dark, dummy." "Vaccine trials continue." "I'm still unable to transfer my immunity to infected hosts." "The Krippin Virus is elegant." "Just fishing in the dark, son." "Mm." "A behavioral note, um:" "An infected male exposed himself to sunlight today." "Now, it's possible decreased brain function or the growing scarcity of food is causing them to ignore their basic survival instincts." "Social de-evolution appears complete." "Typical human behavior is now entirely absent." "Why are we stopping?" "The street's closed, folks." "We hoof it." "We got less than 10 minutes." "Baby, give me the dog." "Come on, baby." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Daddy!" "It's all right." "It's all right." "Come on." "Keep the colonel and his family between us and don't let anyone stop you." "Mommy, they have guns!" "It's okay." "They're in the Army like Daddy." "Unless you have clearance you cannot pass the checkpoint." "Please return to your homes." "Make a hole, make a hole!" "Coming through!" "Coming through!" "Unless you have clearance, you cannot pass the checkpoint." "Please return to your homes." "You're clear." "Move ahead." "You're clear." "All right, that's it, move up." "All right, step up." "You're clear." "Next." "Let's go." "No good." "Military quarantine is about to begin." "Come on, step back." "Military quarantine is about to begin." "Look, look, look." "I'm not infected." "Clear." "Good, go on." "I'm not infected." "Please!" "Please!" "Please take my baby." "Take my baby, please." "You're gonna have to move back." "No good." "Follow me, ma'am." "What?" "No!" "Robert!" "Robert!" "Get your hands off my wife." "Get your hands off." "Mommy!" "Stand down." "Lieutenant" "Mommy!" "Scan her again." "Get your hands off of her!" "Get your hands off of my wife." "Stand down!" "Scan her again." "Stand down!" "Stand down, soldier!" "Stand down!" "I am Lieutenant Colonel Robert Neville." "I am ordering you to scan her again." "Scan her again!" "All right, scan her again." "It's clear." "It's clear." "Move through." "Who's next?" "Come on." "Take my baby with you!" "Please!" "Please!" "Mommy!" "Please take my baby." "Please!" "Daddy, why can't the little girl come too?" "Stay away from the shoreline." "How long?" "Five minutes." "We'll make it." "This is Ranger 621, we're on site." "Military quarantine is about to begin." "I won't take my eyes off them, colonel." "You got my word on it." "Give me a kiss." "I love you." "I love you." "Dear Lord, please watch over Robert and keep him strong through the struggles ahead." "Lord, please just bring him home safely." "Amen." "Daddy's gonna make the monsters go away, baby, okay?" "Sam, you protect Daddy." "No, baby, I can't." "Daddy can't take a dog." "Sir, we gotta go!" "Daddy, look, it's a butterfly." "It's a butterfly." "All right, come on, let's go!" "How'd you sleep?" "Dr. Neville will be taking a closer look at the ongoing mutations of Dr. Alice Krippin's once-hailed miracle cure for cancer." "So far, almost 5000 patients treated with her retrofitted virus have begun exhibiting symptoms resembling the early onset of rabies." "Twenty-five patients have already died." "Dr. Neville has ordered local hospitals to stockpile antiviral drugs and to begin preliminary quarantine protocols." "It's my birthday." "We are fully confident Dr. Neville can see us through these" "You gonna sing?" "My name is Robert Neville." "I am a survivor living in New York City." "I am broadcasting on all AM frequencies." "I will be at the South Street Seaport every day at midday when the sun is highest in the sky." "If you are out there, if anyone is out there...." "I can provide food." "I can provide shelter." "I can provide security." "If there's anybody out there, anybody...." "Please." "You are not alone." "Listen, uh if you're planning a party or something, just tell me now." "Okay?" "Because you know I don't like surprises." "And I swear I'll act surprised." "Okay?" "Hey!" "Hey!" "What the hell are you doing out here, Fred?" "!" "What the--?" "What the hell are you--?" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No." "What the hell are you doing out here, Fred?" "!" "How did you get out here?" "!" "Fred, if you're real, you better tell me right now!" "If you're real, you better tell me right now!" "Damn it, Fred!" "Damn it!" "I'm all right." "I'm all right, I'm all right." "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "I'm all right." "Baby." "I'm okay." "I'm okay." "I'm okay." "Let's go." "Eh, eh!" "Come on." "Sam, come on." "Let's go!" "Sam!" "No!" "No!" "Let's go!" "We gotta go home, Sam." "Let's go!" "Sam!" "No!" "Sam?" "Sam?" "It's okay." "You're all right." "Okay." "It's okay." "You're all right." "You're all right." "Samantha?" "Samantha, look at me, girl." "Hey." "You're okay." "You're okay." "Samantha." "We just gotta get you home." "Gotta get you" " Gotta take you home." "Let me take you home." "All right, come here." "Come here." "Come here." "Come here." "Come on." "Come here." "Come here." "I got you." "I got you." "It's okay." "You're okay." "Don't worry" "About a thing" "'Cause every little thing Is gonna be all right" "Don't worry About a thing" "Rise up this morning" "Smiled with the rising sun" "Three little birds" "I promised my friend that I would say hello to you today." "Hello." "Hello." "Please say hello to me." "Please say hello to me." "Die!" "Die!" "Die!" "Come on!" "Stay with me!" "Where do you live?" "Hey." "Hey!" "Stay with me." "Where do you live?" "Where do you live?" "Uh.... 11 Washington Square." "They don't know where I live." "Don't" " Don't let them track us." "You gotta stay out till dawn." "No!" "Donkey?" "What are you doing?" "I would think of all people you would recognize a wall when you see one." "Well, yeah." "But the wall's supposed to go around my swamp, not through it." "It is." "Around your half, see?" "That's your half, this is my half." "Oh, your half?" "Hm." "Yes, my half." "I helped rescue the princess." "I did half the work." "I get half the booty." "Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head." "Back off!" "No, you back off." "This is my swamp!" "Our swamp." "Smelly ogre." "Fine!" "Come back, I'm not through with you!" "Well, I'm through with you." "You know, with you it's always "me, me, me."" "Well, guess what, now it's my turn." "So you just shut up and pay attention!" "You are mean to me!" "You insult me and you don't appreciate anything that I do." "You're always pushing me around or pushing me away." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, if I treated you so bad, how come you came back?" "Because that's what friends do!" "They forgive each other!" "Oh, yeah." "You're right, Donkey." "I forgive you for stabbing me in the back!" "You're so wrapped up in layers, you're afraid of your own feelings." "Go away." "See?" "Doing it again, just like you did to Fiona and all she did was like you, maybe love you." "Love me?" "She said I was ugly, a hideous creature." "I heard the two of you talking." "She wasn't talking about you, she was talking about somebody else." "I'm afraid the eggs are powdered." "Obviously you know that." "They're yours." "But I did find bacon, which is about the most fantastic thing in history." "And some antibiotics in the bathroom." "I put by your plate, because your leg is okay but it won't be for very long if you don't start a course soon." "Who are you?" "I'm Anna and that's Ethan." "Don't let it get cold." "It's okay." "Go on." "We came from Maryland." "We heard your message on the radio." "We were at the pier at noon." "We waited all day." "We're going to Vermont." "To the survivors' colony." "What?" "In Bethel." "It's a safe zone." "There's no survivors' colony, there's no safe zones." "Nothing happened the way it was supposed to." "Nothing worked the way it was supposed to." "In the mountains." "There's a whole colony of people there who didn't get sick." "The virus couldn't survive the cold." "There's a colony" "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Everybody's dead." "Everybody is dead." "I just need-- I need a minute." "Okay?" "Just...." "I just" " I was saving that bacon." "I was saving it." "I'm just" " I'm gonna go upstairs." "All right?" "Just" "I'm gonna go." "Ethan, put the knife down." "You there!" "Ogre." "Aye." "By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility." "Oh, really?" "You and what army?" "Can I say something to you?" "You was really, really something back there." "Incredible." "Are you talking to me?" "Yes, I was talking to you." "You was really great back there." "Those guards, they thought they was all that." "You showed up, and bam!" "Tripping over themselves like babes in the woods." "That really made me feel good to see that." "That's great." "Really." "Man, it's good to be free." "Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends?" "Hm?" "But, uh I don't have any friends." "And I'm not going out there by myself." "Wait a minute." "I got a great idea." "I'll stick with you!" "You a mean, green fighting machine." "Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us." "I like Shrek." "That was really scary." "If you don't mind me saying if that don't work, your breath will get the job done because you definitely need some tic tacs, because your breath stinks!" "Man, you almost burned the hair out of my nose." "Just like the time...." "You're not so good with people anymore, are you?" "Thank you for my leg." "Okay." "Where have you been?" "I was on a Red Cross evacuation ship out of São Paulo." "Those boats weren't meant to be permanent." "No, they weren't." "When the Navy fell apart, we started docking to take on supplies." "Someone picked it up on shore." "Five of us were immune." "You said five?" "The Darkseekers got them." "You are the Robert Neville, aren't you?" "It's too late today." "If we leave tomorrow at dawn, we can make it to Vermont in a straight shot." "So if you had" "I'm not leaving." "This is ground zero." "This is my site." "I'm not gonna let this happen." "I can still fix this." "What happened to your leg?" "That's my snare." "These are my materials." "The infected didn't do this." "They can't." "How do you know?" "They have no higher brain function." "They don't plan or hate." "They don't love." "They can't." "Could they be evolving?" "Ethan." "Hey, Ethan." "It's cold." "We gotta go." "I've been cooking the compounds." "What?" "Ice." "I need ice." "Whoa." "You scared me." "Sorry." "I called down twice." "Oh." "Oh, thank you." "It's heavily sedated." "Don't worry, it's safe." "I've never seen one so still." "They're always biting." "You think that can cure her?" "Um...." "No, this will almost certainly kill it but it's possible by drastically reducing the body temperature I can increase the compound's effectiveness." "Did all of them die?" "Yes." "My God." "God didn't do this, Anna, we did." "Where can Ethan sleep?" "He's heavy." "Can you get that?" "She's beautiful." "What's her name?" "Marley." "Her name was Marley." "It's a beautiful name." "Yeah." "We named her after Bob Marley." "Who?" "Uh, the singer." "Damian?" "Uh, his father." "His father." "Nope." "I shot the sheriff" "But I didn't shoot the deputy" "Oh, that is unacceptable." "What?" "Best album ever made." "You don't recognize that?" "Mm-mm." "Wow." "He had this idea, it was kind of a virologist's idea." "He believed that you could cure racism and hate." "Literally cure it by injecting music and love into people's lives." "One day, he was scheduled to perform at a peace rally." "Gunmen came to his house and shot him down." "Two days later he walked out on that stage and sang." "Somebody asked him why." "He said, "The people who are trying to make this world worse are not taking a day off." "How can I?"" "Light up the darkness." "Come with us, Neville." "To the colony." "There's no colony, Anna." "Everything just fell apart." "There was no evacuation plan" "You're wrong." "There is a colony." "I know, okay?" "How do you know, Anna?" "I just know." "How?" "I said, how do you know?" "How could you know?" "God told me." "He has a plan." "God told you?" "Yes." "The God?" "Yes." "I know how this sounds." "It sounds crazy." "But something told me to turn on the radio." "Something told me to come here." "My voice on the radio told you to come here, Anna." "You were trying to kill yourself last night?" "Anna." "I got here just in time to save your life." "That's a coincidence?" "Just stop it." "Stop it." "Stop." "He must have sent me here for a reason." "Neville, the world is quieter now." "You just have to listen." "If we listen we can hear God's plan." "God's plan?" "Yeah." "All right." "Let me tell you about your God's plan." "There were 6 billion people on Earth when the infection hit." "KV had a 90 percent kill rate." "That's 5.4 billion people dead." "Crashed and bled out, dead." "Less than 1 percent immunity." "That left 12 million healthy people like you, me and Ethan." "The other 588 million turned into your Darkseekers." "And then they got hungry." "And they killed and fed on everybody." "Everybody!" "Every single person that you or I has ever known is dead!" "Dead!" "There is no God." "There is no God." "What is that?" "Was it still dark when you brought us home last night?" "You were bleeding." "There was light on the horizon." "Turn the light off." "Turn it off." "They followed us home." "Ethan." "Shit." "Anna." "Anna." "Anna!" "Anna!" "Anna!" "Anna?" "Anna." "Come on." "Come on." "Are you okay?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "Are you all right?" "You okay?" "Oh, my God." "You're bleeding." "Go to the lab." "Downstairs, go!" "Get to the lab!" "To the lab!" "Get behind the Plexi." "Oh, my God." "Come on." "Come on, it's okay." "It's okay." "Oh, my God." "It's working." "Neville it's working." "No!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Look, look, look, I can save you." "I can sa" " I can help you." "You are sick and I can help you." "I can" " I can fix this!" "I can save everybody!" "I can fix everything!" "It's working." "It's working!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Let me save you!" "Let me save you!" "No, no!" "No, no!" "Daddy, look, it's a butterfly." "Robert." "What are you doing?" "Open the door, please." "What are you doing?" "I'm listening." "Shh, shh, shh...." "Don't look." "I need to get a syringe." "I'm sorry." "Shh, shh, shh...." "My name is Anna Montez." "There are other survivors." "I am traveling with Dr. Robert Neville and a boy named Ethan." "We're heading north on Route 17 to Bethel, Vermont." "Keep your radio on." "Listen for our broadcasts." "You are not alone." "There is hope." "Keep listening." "You are not alone."

"Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"..." "The cure to vampirism." "You're gonna take the cure, Elena, and I'm gonna take it with you." " It's not healing." " It worked." "The smallest chance at the perfect life with you is infinitely better than an immortal one without you." "I made a list of all the things that" "I've done since I fell for you." "Because you're a control freak who's lost control." "That's what falling for somebody is." "Control is all I have, and I don't think that I can give that up." "Bonnie!" "Before the 1900s, Lily fell in with a group of witches that were cast out of the Gemini coven..." "Vampires with witch power." "They can never be allowed to escape." "It's time we get the hell out of this place." "Welcome to the wedding of Alaric Salzman and Josette Laughlin." "Oh, God." "Aah!" "Miss me?" "What are you doing?" "Waiting for you." "On the ground where we first met?" "Ahh." "I'm feeling symbolic." "It's bad, isn't it?" "I believe you owe me a dance, miss Gilbert." "Damon, just tell me." "How bad is it?" "Dance with me, please, Elena." "Elena!" "Come on, Elena." "Hey." "Wake up." "Elena." "Agh!" "Oh, God." "Somebody, please help me." "Kai!" "Come on." "Just drink." "No." "No." "Stefan." "Stefan!" "She won't wake up." "Oh, my God." "She won't wake up." "I don't understand." "Just get her to the hospital now." "Yeah." "She's human." "What if she doesn't..." "Nothing personal, but this is a family matter now." "Tsk." "Oh." "Let me guess." "Prison world?" "I mean, you can't kill me, or else you all die, too, right?" "Ohh." "Ohh." "Hey." "I'm sorry about your twinsies." "I just don't feel like competing for leadership with future Gemini twins." "See..." "When your family decides that you're nothing but an irredeemable piece of trash, well..." "Guess the best thing to do is prove them right, right?" "This ought to do it." "No!" "You're going easy on me." "Come on." "This is supposed to be a special moment." "Yeah." "No." "I can't do this." "Don't do that." "Don't give up like that." "Why not?" "I have nothing left to fight for." "Damon!" "Ah." "Bonnie Bennett." "You have no idea how good it is to hear your voice right now." "Damon, Kai's out." "I know." "I'm glad you're safe." "I was worried Kai already got to you." "He did, and I don't know how, but I'm still alive." "He drained my blood, and that's all." "That's not all." "He was at the wedding." "Jo's dead." "He killed her." "Oh, my God." "And Elena got knocked out, and she's not waking up." "The doctors keep telling me there's nothing physically wrong with her." "I don't know what to do, Bon." "Stay there, ok?" "I'm coming." "Good." "You're up." "Sorry to be indecorous, but you were both solidly unconscious when I pulled you from the wedding mayhem." "Where are we going?" "Elena!" "Elena is in the hospital with Damon." "Kai is dead, and all the Geminis are going down with him, and I grabbed the two of you to help me deal with a bigger problem." "There's a bigger problem?" "!" "Valerie, Malcolm?" "Get in the car, please." "1702 route 12." "That's... that's where we are, right?" "I mean, I read the map very carefully." "He... he said they would be here." "They're probably scared out of their minds." "Who are you talking about?" "My friends." "Kai brought them back when he escaped that prison." "They're here somewhere." "He lied to you." "There's nobody out he." "You made a deal with a sociopath, and now a lot of people are dead." "You're wasting your time!" "Where's my daughter?" "Liv!" "Oh, Tyler!" "Oh, God, no." "This can't be happening." "Oh, God." "What's happening to me?" "Kai's dead, Liv." "I heard the screaming." "Your dad, your coven, they're all in there, dying, which means..." "No." "No." "No." "I love you, Liv." "You need to know that if this has to be it for us." "No." "You're not dying, not after everything." "You're not dying, Tyler." "It's a full moon." "If you turn, it will heal you." "You have to." "No." "I'm not triggering it." "You once told me that I gave you a second chance, and you promised me that you wouldn't waste it." "I love you." "Let me do this for you." "Agh!" "Don't waste it." "I love you." "Nooo!" "Come on." "Answer." "Unh!" "Agh!" "Err!" "Answer damn it" "Ty?" "Matt, listen to me." "You have to tell every... ohh!" " Ty, what's wrong?" " I triggered my curse." "No." "Tell every vampire to steer clear of me." "I don't know if I'll be able to control who I go after, and my bite will kill them." "Ugh!" "Aah!" "Aah!" "Let me guess..." "Not there either." "Did you come all this way to mock me?" "No." "I came here to put you back in your cell where you belong." "Do I look like a ripper, Stefan?" "I've said repeatedly that the hope of being reunited with my family is enough to overcome the urges." "Would you please just stop it with the word family?" "They're just a bunch of random people that you happened to sire." "We spent a century and a half together." "We're loyal to each other." "Our relationship is a deeper bond than I have ever known." "What other word would I use?" "Lily, you either come with me right now, or you're out of my life." "Do you understand me?" "Your son." "I'm sorry." "Malcolm, are you here, sweetheart?" "What did you give Kai?" "I thought you were leaving." "Tell me what you gave Kai in return for your family." "I gave him my blood." "Unh!" "Ahh." "Ahh." "Vodux." "Here's to being different, dad." "Ohh." "Bad time?" "Freaky, right?" "I turned myself into one of Lily's heretics." "It's really incredible actually." "I can literally siphon the magic of my vampirism and convert it into more magic." "Ooh." "Looks like somebody's having a very bad day." "Motus!" "Bad doggie." "Here." "Say it." "No." "I'm not doing this." "Fine." "I'll say it." "Here lies Elena Gilbert, a fun girlfriend and an amazing friend." "Ha!" "I'm glad one of us can find humor in this." "I have to find humor in this, Matt, because the alternative..." "The alternative would be to say good-bye, and I'm just..." "I'm not ready for that yet." "Bonnie, let's go." "We got to get to the hospital." "What's wrong?" "What is that?" "I found it in the kitchen." "All this time travel's been hard on the camera, bon." "There it is." "Yay!" "You saw the post-it!" "This message will self-destruct in 10 seconds." "Ha ha ha!" "Kidding." "Anyhoo, you're probably wondering why you're still alive since I should have bled you out one painful ounce at a time." "I mean, that's what you deserved." "You left me behind in 1903, which I did not appreciate, but I guess you forgot about that old Canadian rock filled with Bennett blood." "Anyway, even though I got out," "I kind of just want to make you suffer in new... and if I may say so myself..." "Totally inspired ways." "What is this?" "Keep watching." "What's happening to me?" "Oh." "You didn't happen to pet a fuzzy, 4-legged, vampire-killing machine, did you?" "How do I fix it?" "Easy." "There's a cure in New Orleans." "I'll go get it for you." "Just tell me what you did to Elena." "Oh, I can't do that." "Heh." "Oh." "One thing you're not gonna do..." "You're not gonna mess with me." "I am in a very volatile place right now, and I will start beheading people that I don't like, starting with you, if she doesn't wake up." "So what did you do to my damn girlfriend?" "It's just not as threatening when I'm seeing, like, 4 superblurry versions of you." "Heh heh." "Fix her!" "I know it's a spell!" "She's in perfect health." "And she'll stay that way until she wakes." "Young, beautiful human Elena Gilbert, preserved in this moment indefinitely." "So, Bonster," "I linked Elena's life to yours." "The rule is as long as you're alive," "Elena will remain asleep." "Oh, my God." "Please tell me you didn't." "Oh, I totally did." "Oh, and... oh, and please don't go looking for some weird witchy work-around because, as the incredibly powerful leader of the Geminis," "I rigged this so that if you do try to outsmart it both you and Elena will die instantly." "I guess what I'm trying to say is your betrayal really hurt me, Bon," "so this is kind of all your fault." "You have to get out town now, Bon." "I'm not letting Kai win." "Bon, Elena's the only thing that Damon Salvatore cares about." "He'll kill you." "You have to get out of here now." "Damon, think about it." "Every day that you wake up without Elena in your arms, you'll have the burning desire to kill Bonnie." "Of course, you could just get it over with and kill her now," "but Elena will probably never speak to you again." "Agh!" "Hang on." "Hang on." "I just..." "I just need two seconds." "Heh." "Well, you are the one who chose a 5-mile hike to say good-bye to me." "This isn't good-bye, Stefan." "Besides, this hike is where I told you" "I didn't want to be a vampire." "I thought it would be fitting considering." "Because you're a weak human again?" "You knew that I never wanted to be a vampire, even before we took our first steps up that mountain." "You just wanted to hear me say it out loud." "Well, a lot of good that did." "I guess what I'm trying to say is that you knew me better than anyone." "You always have, which is why you already know how impossible it is for me to..." "To find the words to say good-bye." "Don't." "I can't do this, not... not now, not ever." " Where's Damon?" " Bonnie tracked Kai." "He went to go beat the sleeping spell out of him." "Stefan, this whole thing with Elena, if they can't break the spell, are you gonna be ok?" " Are you?" " Of course not, but when she wakes up, she'll still be my best friend, after Bonnie's lived a long and happy life." "Heh." "But you... you were soul mates, and I want to make sure that you're ok." "I don't think Elena necessarily came into my life to be my soul mate." "I mean, she was." "We loved each other, but she was also the only person" "I've ever met who actually believed that my brother was worth loving," "and she reminded me that I used to believe that about him, too, and her faith in him, it brought Damon and me back together, and, yeah, I..." "I loved her more than I ever thought I could love somebody else, but I think in the end" "I needed him more than I needed her." "Is that why..." "You feel you need to stay away from me?" "Is it because you think that I haven't moved on?" "S... no." "Stefan, I..." "I'm sure it sounds like I'm making a million excuses, but you and I..." "I can't do this right now." "I'm sorry." "Hello!" "Anyone still alive, hmm?" "Anyone alive, just raise your hand." "I need blood." "You need more than blood." "Maybe some ointment." "'Cause gross." "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Do your friends think you're funny?" "Because maybe if you were funny, if you were the one with the good jokes, who they could always count on to make them laugh, maybe they'd be cool with letting you live instead of Elena." "You're right." "So the sick humor's your thing." "I'm just the one that does magic." "Ohh!" "Motus!" "Undo the spell, Kai!" "I can't." "What's done is done." "Ossox!" "Agh!" "Again!" "Agh!" "Unh!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ha ha ha!" "Ohh." "Ohh." "Ugh." "I can't undo the spell, Bonnie." "My death made it permanent." "Fine." "I'll just wait for the werewolf bite to kill you." "You know what's funny?" "I didn't even know werewolves were real until I got bit by one." "The thing is, Bon, the only way a guy turns into a wolf is if it's magic, right, so technically, their venom's magic, too." "So I just went ahead and siphoned it up." "No, no." "Motus." "Just dance with me." "This was supposed to be our big night." "Tell me, Damon." "I can see it all over your face." "How bad is it?" "Kai linked you to Bonnie." "You won't wake up until she dies." "What?" "!" "He won, Elena." "What are you gonna do?" "Damon." "Damon?" " Bonnie." " Damon." "Hey." "How dumb are you?" "I deliver you a dying Bonnie Bennett on a silver platter, and... whoosh..." "Right over your head." "Damon." "You're ok." "Damon." "Uh, translation..." "She's about to croak." "Damon." "Of course, you don't have to help her." "You could just walk away." "She dies of a collapsed lung, no blood on your hands, and you and Elena get to live the life you always dreamed of." "Either way, you better act quick." "I'm so sorry, Bonnie." "Damon." "That's it?" "He just left you?" "The whole point was that this would torture him for a while." "I mean, you'd think he'd at least flip a coin..." "Heads, he picks you, tails, he picks..." "Heads it is." "You think I was gonna leave you all alone, huh?" "No way." "I'm not out of nicknames for you yet." "Come on." "Ok." "Let's do this." "You two are up first." "It's easy, Bon." "We just take her hand..." "Close your eyes..." "And let her into your thoughts." "Are we seriously having a sleepover?" "Come on!" "Hurry up and get in here." "I'm the one who gets to see her again." "I mean, you should get the better good-bye." "Oh, Care." "Come here." "Take care of everyone while I'm gone, ok?" "I will." "I promise." "Promise me something, both of you." "Write it all down, everything that you accomplish in your lives, every crush, when you fall in love, when you start a family, every time you fantasize about wanting to kill Damon." "Ha ha ha!" "Write it down so that one day when I wake up" "I can read all about my best friends' lives and feel like I was there." "I'm so sorry, Elena." "Really, I'm so sorry." "This isn't your fault." "Hey." "We'll both get everything that we want." "We just can't have it at the same time." "Aw." "Hey." "Bonnie Bennett, you have spent your entire life making sacrifices for me." "Now it's my turn to do it for you." "I just have one more favor to ask." " Ok." " Ok." "Heh heh." "Can you do it one last time?" "There." "I did it." "Are you happy?" "Very." "Now it's your turn to be." "So I'm a cop, huh?" "That's my hope for you, Matt." "In our crazy lives together, you've always stayed the same..." "Human, loyal, and good." "My hope is that you spend the rest of your life fighting for people like you." "You know, there's a good chance that I'll never see you again." "Matt." "Look at everything that the two of us have survived." "I like our odds." "Elena, voice-over:" "You're gonna think that the pain will never end, but it will, but first, you have to let it all in." "You can't fight it." "It's bigger than you." "You have to let yourself drown in it, but then eventually, you'll start to swim, and every single breath that you fight for will make you stronger." "And I promise that you will beat it." "Alaric." "Jeremy." "I..." "I tried to be here sooner." "I wanted to be here for the wedding." "I'm glad you weren't." "You made it!" "Yeah." "3 canceled flights." "I could have walked here faster." "Oh, and I was doing so well." "Ha ha!" "I'm sorry." "I wanted to at least pretend to be strong for you." "Hey." "When you do wake up," "I want you to know that I spent my life doing exactly what I felt I was born to do." "I was happy." "So where are we in this vision of yours?" "Not here." "Not in Mystic Falls." "You need to get out of here, Tyler." "You need to figure out what it is you want to do, who you want to be, and then just really fight for it." "You're gonna be fine, Tyler." "You're a wolf now." "Embrace it." "Don't fight it." "Let it be the thing that makes you extraordinary." "Thank you for bumping into me that day in the hallway." "I thought I would never be happy again, and then... and then I met you." "You changed everything for me." "You... you quite literally saved my life." "I love you so much, which is why I can't wait to find out what new life you..." "You've chosen for yourself in 60 or 70 years when I see you again." "I can guarantee it won't be high school." "Just be happy." "I'll see you soon." "I'll see you, Elena." "Lorenzo." "You came back." "You must think me such a monster." "We're all monsters in some way, I suppose." "My life before my friends was misery." "Even as a mother, a... a wife," "I never felt whole, but then I found these people, and, uh, I felt a part of something." "Can you understand that just a little?" "I can because I've been searching for that my whole life." "What is it?" "That building." "It wasn't there last night." "Kai must have had this cloaked." "When he died... heh." "It can't be!" "Lorenzo..." "It's our family." "You think she'll be safe here?" "If word gets out that her body has the cure inside, every vampire who wants to be a human will come busting in through that door." "Bonnie will spell it shut." "We're under strict orders not to open it for anyone." "I guess that means that..." "That means it's time for me to say good-bye." "You could have just told me what to do." "I knew what you were going to do." "You knew that the evil, selfish Damon Salvatore would give up the love of his life to save her best friend?" "I knew that the love of my life would stand by his best friend even if it meant having to live without me for a little while." "Things are gonna be awfully dull around here without you." "No, they're not, Damon, because you're not gonna sit around waiting for me." "I was thinking of doing the starvation diet because desiccation makes the time go faster." "Damon, this isn't gonna work if you just shut down." "I need you to live your life, enjoy yourself." "I want you to be happy." "Now how about that dance?" "Yesterday, you told me you made a list of all the ways that loving me has ruined your life, and I get it." "I haven't made it easy on you..." "But I made a list, too, of all the ways that loving you has changed mine." "You were by my side when I needed a friend." "You made me laugh, you made me dance." "You told me that I would find love again..." "And I understand if you need time to heal and to live your life without me, and I understand if I have to wait for you, and I will." "I'll wait, and when you're ready for me," "I will be ready for you." "Are you ready for this?" "Ready to spend the next 60 years of my life without you in it?" "Who's ever gonna be ready for that?" "I love you, Damon Salvatore." "I love you, too."

"Hello?" "Hello?" "Is Tony there?" "No, I'm sorry, he's not." "Who's calling?" "This is Mrs. Washington from the high school for little Anthony." "Mrs. Washington?" "From your son's school." "Hello." "Tony, it's me." "I'm sorry to call you." "I know we are broken up, but my religious medal," "I look everywhere, and I think I lost it." "I think it's on the Stugots." "Oh, okay." "Who is on the boat with you?" "I'll be sure and tell him." "Alright." "Is your son okay?" "Attendance shit." "Two weeks, not even a kiss hello?" "I'm sorry, yeah." "How was Morocco?" "Great." "Listen... that phone call... it was an old girlfriend." "Oh, you mean she wasn't from the school?" "My God, she sounded so convincing!" "I'm just trying to be honest here." "If you're trying to be honest, why'd you lie?" "I didn't want to piss you off." "So, it's really more about you, then." "What are you talking about?" "I didn't want to hurt your feelings." "No, what you said was that you didn't want to piss me off, which implies that you'd have to deal with me, which is more about sparing you than my fucking feelings!" "Merry Christmas." "Let's go with the satin finish." "Excuse me." "Hello." "Yeah, it's me." "You know that Russki, Valery, works for Slava?" "He owes Sil five grand." "For that other thing, you know." "I need you to go pick it up tomorrow." "Why don't Sil go?" "I'm sending him home, he's dying from the flu." "I didn't hear you, Ton'." "He's sick, he's got the flu!" "I'm supposed to take my mother to Social Security tomorrow." "So, you do it after." "The guy's in Fairlawn." "327 Dexter Avenue, number six." "I don't even know why we deal with these people." "You wanna guess?" "They make us money." "Thank you." "And the family's well?" "Honestly, I'm a little concerned about our daughter." "What's the problem?" "She's dating a boy... the son of some friends of the family actually." "I think I mentioned him to you." "I don't know," "I guess I'm not as optimistic as I once was." "She was dating a different boy, a young African-American man?" "Yeah, they broke up." "Actually he broke it off with her." "Believe that?" "You didn't exactly give him much choice, Tony." "So now I'm responsible for her being with Jackie." "I'm just saying that if you hadn't been so mean to him who knows, may be she might not be with this one." "I find it very interesting that you're able to talk about this without rancor." "Actually we haven't been arguing as much lately." "It's the therapy." "We're learning how to communicate." "18 double word score, that's 36." "No Spanish." "Spanish?" "Oh-bleek-ay?" "Oblique." "Indirect, not straightforward." "Come on, you're in college." "I'm not an English major." "As in, how 'bout giving me some?" "Jackie, I'm sick." "I know, I'm only kidding." "Unless you want to." "Jackie." "I'm kidding, kidding." "Wanna do some x?" "I'm already taking Nyquil." "Tired?" "Actually I am kinda wiped." "Mind if we finish this tomorrow?" "Okay." "Wow, you're burning up." "I'll come by tomorrow night and bring you some echinacea." "You're leaving?" "I better let you get some sleep." "The Russians?" "They're not all bad." "How about the Cuban missile crisis?" "Cocksuckers moved nuclear warheads into Cuba, pointed 'em right at us." "That was real?" "I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit." "Who is?" "KGB, open up." "We didn't wake you, did we?" "Or the other 30 people who live here?" "You want?" "Little early, no?" "Look at this shit, TV, stereo, DVD." "The fuck's this?" "Universal remote." "Universal remote." "Probably wiped your ass bare handed till you came to this country." "So Valery, you got Silvio's money?" "Fucking Silvio." "Watch it, comrade." "Money is on entertainment center." "Better not be any rubles in there." "Put remote on docking station." "What?" "Universal remote... put down on docking station." "Listen to this prick giving orders." "You got some balls, my friend." "Oops." "Paulie." "What?" "It was an accident." "Ay, you want to fuck here, cocksucker?" "You come to my house!" "What'd you call me?" "Paulie, Paulie, where the fuck are you?" "What the fuck?" "What'd you do?" "What'd, I have a choice?" "I think he's dying." "Must've cracked his windpipe." "That's it for him." "What are you, a fucking doctor now?" "What are we gonna do?" "Pull the car around." ""I'm feeling very sheepish."" "About the other day." "I had no right to even answer your phone." "It's alright." "I'm sorry I lied." "You gonna open it?" "It's beautiful." "It's from Morocco." "Yeah mm-hmm.?" "Now I feel like a jerk, I got nothing for you." "Of course you do." "No, I gotta see who this is." "Oh!" "I gotta take this." "Yeah." "Ton', it's me." "We saw that guy, but we had a problem." "It got a little physical." "You were just supposed to pick up the money." "We did, but he started giving us some shit." "The prick sucker-punched me." "Hang on." "What?" "Hang on." "Where are you now?" "Rest stop, Garden State." "Where's the guy?" "With the luggage." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "You're breaking up, I can't hear you." "I said, are you fucking kidding me?" "It got bad, T, we had no choice." "I'm supposed to meet Slava later." "What the fuck am I supposed to say to him?" "It's okay, nobody was around." "What do you wanna do?" "You use your own judgment." "But whatever you decide, you do it way the fuck away from me, you understand?" "Motherfucker!" "That was a big waste of water." "Look, it was just some work shit, okay?" "You got time for lunch?" "You are my lunch." "I gotta get back." "How 'bout dinner?" "What do you got in mind?" "9:00, my house." "You like London broil?" "Yeah." "We could dump him down the shore." "It's too light out, we should wait." "They got a Roy Rogers over there, you hungry?" "First thing's first, Chrissy." "I know, I'm just saying, I didn't eat breakfast." "Most important meal." "How you doing?" "Let's take him down to Pine Barrens." "That's South Jersey." "It's perfect, it's fuckin' deserted down there." "We take him in the woods, dig a hole, end of story." "With fuckin' snow all over the ground?" "That's some hard shit." "I got a shovel I use for digging the car out." "Best part is, we'll be like 20 minutes from A.C." "We can get a room, freshen up, little blackjack." "Fuck that, I gotta eat something." "We'll go to Morton's, have a steak." "This way the day won't be a total loss." "Things with you and Carmela seem to be going well." "It's the therapy." "Look, I'm gonna be honest with you." "I'm seeing somebody." "A patient of yours." "Gloria Trillo." "Why Gloria?" "Why not?" "She's smart, she's sexy, she's Italian." "Italian?" "Stick to your own kind, you know." "What is this, "West Side Story" now?" "Do you think having met her in therapy holds any significance?" "Maybe she reminds me of you." "Okay." "How?" "Smart, sexy, she's Italian." "She's actually nothing like you." "Well... maybe a little." "Who else then?" "You both got great legs." "Keep joking, it's your dime." "Don't get jealous." "It was your fault we met in the first place." "The scheduling mix-up?" "Point is, she makes me happy." "Does she seem happy to you?" "When she's with me." "And you know what?" "So am I." "Do you think lying to Carmela in therapy is the best thing for your panic attacks?" "Things are going good between me and Carm, you said so yourself." "Yeah, it's all predicated on a lie." "Predicated on my ass, what's the difference?" "I'm content, I'm relaxed." "The bottom line is I'm a better husband and a better father." "If you wanna know the truth... as much as I love my wife, being with Gloria makes me happier than all your Prozac and your therapy bullshit combined." "What do you think?" "I think we should've ate." "Ya!" "Cocksucker's still alive!" "Look at this, he chewed through the tape." "Fucking piece shit!" "Keep hollerin', I'll put one in your head." "Fuck you fucking mother!" "Get the shovel, Chrissy." "Fuckin' freezing out here." "Hey asshole, don't you know better than to wear pajamas in the middle of winter?" "Think this is far enough?" "It'll do." "The fuck you doing?" "You think we're digging the hole?" "That's right, shit-head, get to work." "I know the ground's kinda hard, but give it some of that Siberian action." "Shut up." "The fuck's he saying?" "Who gives a shit." "Keep digging." "Not that it matters now, but we didn't come to your house to kill you." "That mouth of yours, you gotta learn to shut the fuck up." "So, how far is it to Atlantic City?" "Motherfucker!" "Ah, fuck!" "What the fuck?" "I got him, didn't I?" "Yeah, fuck!" "Maybe he's stunned." "How bad is it?" "Couple of stitches, hang on, we'll finish him up, we'll cover him with snow." "You see which way he went?" "He's gotta be close." "Half his head's probably hanging off." "There's some blood over there." "Where is this prick?" "You sure I hit him in the head?" "Yeah, fuckin' positive." "I don't see any more blood." "It's like the trail just ended." "Are you gonna be home for dinner?" "Yeah." "Alright, I'm going to the market." "Maybe it's like when you cut the head off a chicken, how they keep runnin'." "Fuckin' believe this?" "Hello?" "Where the fuck you been?" "We're down the Pine Barrens." "Did you wrap the package?" "Not yet." "We were about to, we had a little problem." "What problem?" "The package hit Chrissy with an implement and ran off." "Ran off?" "I thought you said it was, you know... we thought it was, T." "It's complicated, we're looking for it now." "I can't hear you, you're breaking up." "I said we're looking for it." "It's like she gets sciatica, the whole world grinds-- ...could survive?" "The package?" "Is there any way the package could survive?" "Ton'!" "Goddamnit!" "Is there any way the package could survive?" "No T, no fucking way." "It's my life and I'll live it any way I please." "Cocksucker!" "What?" "I got a meeting with Slava!" "I could be walking into a fuckin' buzzsaw!" "T, hello?" "Fuck." "What'd he say?" "I dunno, he's all fucking worried about this Slava asshole." "I know we're doing work with this guy." "But you gotta wonder what Tony's got going." "None of our fuckin' business, is it?" "I'm a fucking captain." "You got a match?" "My lighter's in the car." "Mine, too." "I'm not dressed for this shit." "He's gotta be dead by now, right?" "How could he not be?" "Fuck it, let's just go." "Squirrels will eat him anyway." "Where'd we park?" "Back there, half a mile or so." "You sure?" "'cause I thought we kinda looped around." "Four years in the Army, kid." "We just follow our own footprints, c'mon." "Wait a minute." "We walked in a circle." "How's that fuckin' possible?" "Alright, let's reason this out." "We were driving south and the sun's setting there." "What good's that do us?" "At least we know what direction we're headed." "Yeah, but we're still fuckin' lost!" "We're not lost." "Stop getting cunty." "Slava." "Tony." "Tony, come in." "Come in." "My daughter Ilana." "Say hello to Mr. Soprano." "Hello." "How you doing?" "Go to drugstore, buy some candy." "Beautiful girl." "Brilliant student." "One day she goes to Harvard in Massachusetts, maybe." "Family... nothing is more important." "That's why you gotta plan ahead." "There's 200 in here." "Okay." "Same drill, to Isle of Man, four days, clean as whistle." "We drink." "So, where's your friend?" "Valery?" "Who knows?" "He give Silvio the money, yes?" "'Cause I told him." "I don't know, I wasn't there." "Salut." "Ho, that's you and him, ain't it?" "He was like brother to me... closer than brother." "But now he's tragic figure." "What do you mean?" "The alcohol, the drugs." "Disgraces to his family." "He breaks my heart." "Maybe you could send him to A.A." "In Chechnya he saves my life." "You're... very emotional." "I would do anything for him." "Take it easy, we'll find it." "I'm dizzy, my fuckin' head is killing me." "Hello?" "It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast." "The guy you're looking for is some kind of ex-commando or some shit." "He killed 16 Chechen rebels single handed." "T?" "T, that you?" "Ah, damnit." "I didn't hear what you said, Ton'." "It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast." "The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando." "He killed 16 Chechen rebels single handed." "Get the fuck outta here." "Yeah, nice, huh?" "He was with the Interior Ministry." "Guy's some kind of Russian green beret." "This guy cannot come back to tell this story, you understand?" "I hear you." "I'm serious, Paulie." "Ton'?" "Ton', you there?" "Goddamn-- fuck!" "Call me back!" "You're not gonna believe this." "He killed 16 Czechoslovakians." "Guy was an interior decorator." "His house looked like shit." "Didn't you hear it?" "Twig snapping'." "You said yourself I hit him in the head." "Fuckin' rasputin, this guy." "See?" "C'mon, he's running." "Oh!" "Oh, fuck!" "Fucking cunt!" "Paulie, come on, I think I got him!" "If we were trying we wouldn't have come close." "I lost my shoe." "Hello?" "It's me." "How you feeling?" "Like shit." "When are you coming over?" "I gotta get my mother's car inspected." "At night?" "My friend's a mechanic." "It's the only time he can do it." "I'm so bummed, I really miss you." "Can't you do it tomorrow?" "I can't." "My mother needs the car and I gotta move all of Dov's shit out of here." "I'll call you later, okay?" "Yeah, okay, bye." "This is no fucking joke here." "I could lose a foot." "It's numb, huh?" "The fuck you think?" "How could we be lost like this?" "We're in fucking New Jersey." "South Jersey." "Maybe we should eat some of these berries." "Are you nuts?" "Shit like that could be poisonous, you don't know." "C'mon." "The fuck's that?" "Looks like a truck." "Ah!" "There's fuckin' gravel under this snow!" "The back wheels are gone." "Thank you, God!" "My fucking ears feel like they're gonna fall off." "Fuck your ears." "Get me something for my foot!" "Ooh." "Jesus, that prick really brained me." "I gotta sit with my foot under my thigh." "Use my own body heat, that's the trick." "What if this guy's not dead, Paulie?" "He's fucking dead." "I know, but 16 Czechoslovakians!" "He's trained for this shit." "That's like "Die Hard" shit." "I heard on the news it's supposed to snow again later this week." "You know the weather report in Mexico?" "Chili today, hot tamale?" "You heard it before?" "Hmm." "It's an old joke, A.J." "Egon Kosma said he made it up." "What's the matter, you're not hungry?" "Late lunch." "Could be him out there, stalking us." "With what, his cock?" "Think about it, Chrissy." "Even if he's alive, he's unarmed and bleeding like a sieve." "He's in the woods, he's in his pajamas." "It's the fucking Yukon out there." "Probably thinks we left anyway." "If he's alive, which he ain't!" "What's that?" "Nathan's bag." "There's some ketchups and shit." "They clean?" "I dunno, they were in the bag." "They were a little half-way frozen." "Fuck it, gimme some." "Here." "Not bad." "Mix it with the relish." "It's Nana and grandpa." "Ma, what are you guys doing here?" "Three hours at the eye doctor." "Glaucoma." "I may need an operation." "Oh, my God." "C'mon, sit down." "You hungry, you want to eat?" "Who could eat after news like that?" "I'll make some coffee." "Hello." "It's me." "Where are you?" "We're still here." "And?" "No good." "That's really fuckin' great." "That language, is that necessary?" "Listen Ton', we're really lost." "We been walking around for hours." "I lost my shoe." "We found some old truck." "A truck." "I don't know what the fuck you're talking about." "How 'bout some advice?" "What?" "How 'bout some advice?" "You want my advice?" "You stay there till the morning and then you find this guy." "We're trying!" "Goddamn fucking phone!" "Thanks, Ton', thanks a lot." "Oh, I should be happy about this?" "No, it's just... your nephew, sometimes he don't think before he acts." "That's all I'm gonna say." "I thought the guy sucker punched you." "He did." "It's just... we'll talk later." "You're having coffee, right?" "My father has glaucoma." "It's Jackie, leave a message." "It's me again." "You said you were gonna call." "Where the hell are you?" "Hi Ambujam," "I'm really sorry," "I need to borrow your car." "If I wanted to be treated like shit I'd get married." "I'm sorry." "Something came up." "Dinner is fucking ruined." "We'll go out." "Anywhere you want." "C'mon, don't be like that." "Inconsiderate prick." "I said I was sorry." "It was family shit." "It couldn't be avoided." "Let me make it up to you." "You were supposed to be here three hours ago." "I know." "I'm here now, aren't I?" "Hmm?" "This is fucking bullshit!" "It was Silvio's money, he should've got it himself!" "Cocksucker got the sniffles, and we're stuck out here!" "You shouldn't have hit the guy." "I shouldn't have even been there!" "Fuckin' insult he even gives me this shit, your uncle." "Yeah, blame Tony now." "You had to hear him on the phone before." "Talking to me like a child." "You have any idea the money I made for him over the years?" "Or his old man before him?" "He's living like a fucking king and now all I hear about is cocksucker Ralphie." "I'm going to sleep." "Let me get some of that carpet." "I been working on a plan." "A plan?" "We're in a truck, right?" "It had to get here somehow, there's gotta be a road out." "It's grown over, it stops at those trees." "Give me your shoes, I can go get help." "Fuck you, you're not leaving me here." "You don't trust me?" "It's stupid, pitch dark out there." "And what's your fucking plan?" "Eat ketchup packs?" "We should've stopped at Roy Rogers!" "And I should've fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't!" "What are you doing?" "Calling Tony again." "You're gonna piss him off, Paulie." "Fuck him!" "We're gonna die out here." "Oh, fuck!" "Yeah." "It's me." "What now?" "What now?" "Chrissy's head is bleeding and I'm freezing to death, that's what's fucking now." "Hey, take it easy!" "I'm through taking it easy." "We're fucking starving out here." "What do you want me to do about it?" "Come fucking get us!" "You don't even know where the fuck you are!" "Exit 12." "What?" "Exit fuckin' 12." "Pike's Hollow or some shit." "Pike's Hollow." "There's a dirt road at the turnoff." "We're parked about a mile in near some picnic tables." "And when I find the car, then what?" "I don't know, start yellin'!" "We're in a truck." "That dirt road might be the same one we're on." "Put my nephew on the phone." "Here." "Yeah, T." "Are you alright?" "I don't know, my head's killing me." "I can't hear you." "My head hurts, I think I got a concussion." "Alright, just stay calm." "Bring some food, alright?" "Some fucking shoes, too." "Alright, hang in there." "I gotta go." "What, are you kidding me?" "It's an emergency." "What do you want from me?" "What do you think, I'm some fucking whore?" "Just calm down." "You think you're just gonna come over here and fuck me?" "You know what?" "I don't got time for this shit." "Oh, now you're gonna leave, you low-life piece of shit!" "You know what?" "Here!" "Take your fucking dinner!" "I fucking hate you!" "I know he's cheating on me." "I could hear it in his voice." "Car inspection?" "It's bullshit." "What if he's not though?" "Doing this would make me as bad as he is." "Maybe we should go." "Hey." "Sorry I had to wake you." "Fucking chemo." "I'm awake throwing up half the night anyway." "Did you call Bobby?" "He's on his way." "What've you been eating, steak?" "No" "I dunno." "I need to borrow a shirt." "You want some tea?" "No." "Fuck this!" "Where you going?" "It's not bad enough you wake me in the middle of the night." "I gotta get my balls broken too?" "Go with my nephew, do what he says." "I gotta change my shirt." "I got my limits too, Jr." "Be strong." "You have a good time?" "Me, too." "What are you doing tomorrow?" "Yeah, of course I did." "I can't believe you did this to me." "What are you doing here?" "I loved you." "Who the hell are you?" "Fuck you, bitch." "What'd you say?" "Don't ever call me again!" "Meadow, wait." "Yeah, you better leave, bitch!" "What the fuck is the matter with you?" "That's Tony Soprano's daughter!" "Oh, what do I care, asshole?" "Fuckin' bitch." "Goddamnit!" "You really know about this shit?" "The woods and hunting?" "My dad and me used to go every year." "I'm sorry I laughed at you before." "It's alright." "One time we went hunting... we saw a sign that said, "bear left,"" "so we went home." "I want you to know I appreciate you taking care of my uncle." "Yeah, I know." "He really loves you, you know that?" "C'mon, that old prick?" "I'm serious." "He talks about you all the time." "I know you had your problems but, I dunno..." "I wish he was my uncle sometimes." "What time is it?" "4:30." "Where the fuck is he?" "What are those, Tic-Tacs?" "I just found 'em." "I didn't know I had 'em on me." "You had Tic-Tacs all along?" "Give me some!" "There ain't no more, I ate 'em." "Selfish prick, I'm dying here!" "Then fucking die already." "Where you going?" "Don't go out there!" "I'm eating those berries." "I'm telling you, they're poison!" "I don't give a shit, at least I won't die hungry." "You sure this is the right place?" "Yeah, Pike's Hollow." "One mile in, by the picnic table." "Where's their car, though?" "Maybe they left." "They wouldn't leave without calling." "Let me try him again." "Tony?" "Paulie, we're by the..." "Ton', I can't hear you!" "We're gonna... motherfucking cocksucker!" "That Tony?" "What'd he say?" "I don't know!" "Ho!" "Do that by your own window!" "I don't wanna smell your piss." "Fuck you." "What did you say?" "You heard me." "Don't make me pull rank on you, kid." "Fuck you, Paulie." "Captain or no captain, right now we're just two assholes lost in the woods." "Do yourself a favor, Chrissy and go back to fucking sleep!" "Why, so you could choke me?" "What?" "You think I'm stupid." "I heard you on the phone trying to blame this on me." "The fuck you talking about?" "You fucked up with the Russian prick, now you're worried about Tony." "You'll wait till I'm asleep, then you'll choke me, so he'll just have your version." "Choke you right now, you fuck!" "I'll leave you here, you one-shoe cocksucker!" "Put it down, Chrissy." "You know how fast I can run." "I'll leave you in the fucking dust!" "All the shit we been through." "You think I'd really kill you?" "Yeah, I do." "Promise me you won't leave me here." "I'm not gonna leave you." "Paulie!" "Christopher!" "What do you think, what should we do?" "There's nothing we can do." "We'll wait till it's light, then we'll head in." "1-0-1." "Let's get some fluids in you, we'll send you home later." "Oh, my God, are you okay?" "She was out all night, I couldn't stop her." "It's over." "He was cheating on me." "Holy shit." "We drove out to Jersey," "I caught them together." "She was a real whore, too." "Oh, my God." "That's horrible." "It's all my fault." "I shouldn't have pressured him like that." "You're better off without him, Meadow." "I mean, he was cute, but he was really boring." "You didn't know him like I did." "You don't know what it's like to grow up where we did!" "Whatever, Mead, he was such a drip." "No, me wasn't, he was great!" "Bruno Magli over here." "Which way, what do you think?" "Don't matter to me." "I ain't stopping till we hit cement." "A lotta strange people used to live in these woods." "Jackson whites, these weird looking albinos." "Paulie!" "Christopher!" "First place I'm hitting is Denny's." "I know." "Get like five of those grand slam breakfasts." "Shit!" "What's the matter?" "Fucking thing's loose already." "Motherfucker!" "What are you doing?" "What if we need the bullets?" "That's no deer hunter." "Paulie!" "Christopher!" "Tony!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Paulie!" "Christopher!" "Where are you?" "Over here, Tony!" "Thank fucking' God!" "You guys alright?" "What the fuck you shootin' at?" "Nothing, never mind." "Jesus Christ, look at you two!" "All night in this fuckin' hell hole." "Alright, c'mon." "C'mon, easy." "Is this the spot?" "Yeah, but... my fucking car's gone." "You sure this is where you left it?" "I'm positive." "Is the heat on?" "Jesus Christ, I can't feel my toes." "You got any blankets?" "No, sorry." "Turn up the heat, huh?" "I can't believe it," "I fuckin' loved that car." "Probably kids or something." "What if it was the guy?" "You got the money?" "It was in the car." "That's all I asked you to do, Paulie." "I'm sorry, T, it couldn't be helped." "The guy fuckin' lunged at us." "Listen, Ton', I know I fucked up, but-- it's okay, really." "Just forget it." "What do you think, you wanna look for this guy or what?" "You tell me." "Is it worth it?" "I hit him in the head, Ton'." "I saw it with my own eyes." "Is it possible this fuck made it outta here alive?" "It's hard to say." "Flesh wound maybe, head shot, I don't know." "On the other hand, anything's possible." "You're a captain, what do you wanna do?" "Fuck it, let's go home." "Alright." "But let's be clear on this right now." "If this cocksucker crawls out from under a rock he's your problem, not mine." "You deal with Slava, you take the heat, you pay the price." "Capisce?" "Fine." "You got mayonnaise on your chin." "What?" "Mayonnaise, mayonnaise!" "I'm telling you, something's fucked up here." "Because one minute she's fine, next minute she's a fuckin' lunatic!" "I asked you whether or not she seemed like a happy person." "Oh, and by that I'm supposed to know she's gonna throw a fuckin' roast beef at my head?" "Read into things however you choose." "Why does everything gotta be so hard?" "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I do the right thing by my family." "Doesn't that count for anything?" "I think we should discuss what attracted you to Gloria in the first place." "We been through that already." "And Irina before her." "Depressive personality, unstable, impossible to please." "Does that remind you of any other woman?"

"How much time do we have?" "Uh, T-minus five hours, 37 minutes to onset of meteor shower." "Okay, our position is 34.48 degrees north, 1 18.31 west." "That means the azimuth should be 168.22 degrees relative to magnetic north with an elevation of 49.93." "Anything yet?" "Uh, we have a signal..." "...but no frame lock." "Hang on." "How about now?" "[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]" "We did it." "Ha, ha." "We have the West Coast feed of HBO." "Ooh, Real Sex." "Big deal." "Every time I watch that it's old women putting condoms on cucumbers." "AII right, Iet's see what's on the East Coast feed." "Oh, hey." "Dune." "Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert." "Too bad Sheldon couldn't come with us." "It's just not the same without him." "[ALL LAUGHING]" "LEONARD:" "That was good." "That was good." "[HOWARD LEONARD SIGH]" "Oh, this sucks." "I'm switching back to Real Sex." "Sheldon's log." "Stardate 63345.3." "While my colleagues are off observing the Leonid meteor shower I've remained behind to complete my paper on the decays of highly excited massive string states." "although my research is going well I do miss the warmth of human companionship." "[LAUGHS]" "And good evening to you, Siam Palace." "This is Sheldon Cooper." "I'm going to be dining alone this evening so I'll be reducing my usual order." "I'd Iike to start with one quarter of the Assorted Appetizers plate and one half of the Golden Treasure for two" "Oh, for heaven's sake." "In the mid-18th century King Rama IV of Siam divided a huge empire amongst the colonial powers of Europe to preserve his throne." "Surely you, his cultural descendant, can handle pad thai and dumplings." "PENNY:" "Sheldon, help!" "I need to go, but you keep in mind recently took down a local muffin store." "Penny." "Penny." "Penny." "PENNY:" "Come in!" "Hurry!" "[SHOWER RUNNING]" "Penny?" "PENNY:" "I'm back here." "Penny." "Penny." "Penny." "PENNY:" "Oh, for God's sakes, I'm in the bathroom." "Shall I come back at a better time?" "PENNY:" "Get in here!" "Hurry!" "Don't you dare knock." "Hello." "I slipped in the shower." "I think I dislocated my shoulder." "Not surprising." "You have no safety mat or adhesive stickers to allow for purchase on a surface with a Iow coefficient of static friction." "What?" "Tubs are slippery." "I know." "I slipped." "I have a series of whimsical duck stickers on the bottom of my tub." "Whatever." "Will you just turn the water off and help me up?" "SHELDON:" "They're holding umbrellas." "Unh." "What?" "The ducks in my tub." "Unh." "Uh-huh." "They're whimsical, because ducks have neither a need for nor the ability to use umbrellas." "Oh, my God." "I gotta go to the emergency room." "Assuming you're correct that your humerus is no Ionger seated in the glenoid socket, I would think so." "Can you drive me?" "I don't drive." "Well, I can't drive." "Well, it seems we've reached an impasse." "Ow!" "I could call you a cab or an ambulance." "No, no, no, I can't wait that long." "You gotta help me." "please?" "AII right." "Let it never be said that Sheldon Lee Cooper ignored the pleas of a damsel in distress." "No one's saying that." "Let's go." "It does seem rather ironic that for want of 99-cent adhesive ducks we both might die in a fiery car crash." "I wish Penny didn't have to work." "She loves camping." "That would've been great." "You and Penny having sex in the tent while I sit out here and watch Howard hump a cactus." "Okay, the best I can tell, there are eight other campsites nearby." "Mostly science nerds like us, but just over yon ridge are two not unattractive middle-school teachers who reek of desperation." "Wonderful." "How old are they?" "I don't know, 50, 55?" "Oh, menopause." "Heh." "Nature's birth control." "Come on." "You guys can't be that hard up." "I am." "Yeah, me too." "Look, they gave me homemade cookies." "Of course they did." "That's what grandmothers do." "So, what are we waiting for?" "Relax." "I said we'd stop by a Iittle later, after they have their nap." "Good idea." "They'll be refreshed." "HOWARD:" "Yeah." "Cookie?" "Thank you." "RAJESH:" "Mmm." "Mm." "Not bad." "Yeah, very tasty." "Tell me more about these teachers." "Not much to tell." "They had a VW Microbus and were wearing tie-dyed Grateful Dead T-shirts." "Huh." "Hm." "Good cookies." "[SHELDON SIGHS]" "I see no organizational system in here whatsoever." "Which panties do you wear on Mondays?" "I don't need panties." "I just need shorts and a shirt." "Mother always told me one should wear clean underpants..." "...in case one is in an accident." "One was already in an accident." "Doesn't mean one won't be in another, especially if I drive." "clothes, Sheldon." "I need clothes." "Okay." "Here." "Seriously?" "Those shorts with that top?" "AII right." "No." "No." "Oh, that's cute." "We should have you checked for a concussion." "Okay, now you gotta help me put these on." "AII right." "But don't look." "Don't look?" "I don't want you to see me naked." "Oh." "Well, that's understandable." "You may be interested to know that a prohibition against looking is well established in heroic mythology." "Lot and his wife, Perseus and Medusa..." "..." "Orpheus and Eurydice" "Great." "They always look." "It never ends well." "You gotta help me get my arm into the sleeve." "Okay." "Is that my arm?" "Doesn't feel like an arm." "Then maybe you should let it go." "alrighty." "Stars are pretty, aren't they?" "Up above the world so high." "Like little diamonds in the sky." "That's beautiful, dude." "You should write that down before someone steals it." "So when do the meteors get here?" "The meteors don't get here." "The Earth is moving into their path." "I can feel it." "I can feel the Earth moving." "Heh." "It's moving too fast." "Raj, slow it down." "Okay, how's that?" "Better, thanks." "Stars are pretty, aren't they?" "[RAJESH LAUGHING]" "What's so funny?" "It's your American accent." "Everything you say sounds stupid." "Ha-ha-ha." "[IMITATING LEONARD] "Stars are pretty, aren't they?"" "[RAJESH HOWARD LAUGHING]" "[CHUCKLES THEN LAUGHING]" "For the record, I should let you know this is my first time driving an actual motor vehicle." "You have your learner's permit, right?" "Yes." "And I've logged a considerable number of hours on a simulator." "Good." "Didn't work out well." "AII right." "Can we go?" "One moment." "According to my Driver's Ed book, the side mirror is properly adjusted when a portion of the driver's door handle is visible in the lower right corner." "There's the handle." "Back." "Too far." "Bringing it back." "Optimized." "Ahem." "Now, where is the switch to adjust the passenger-side mirror?" "It's right there." "Where is the passenger-side mirror?" "In a parking lot in Hollywood." "Now, can we please go?" "Yes." "Soon as I adjust my seat." "Whee!" "Oh, dear." "I'm gonna have to start again." "If I could speak the language of rabbits they would be amazed and I would be their king." "I hate my name." "It has "nerd" in it." "Leon-nerd." "I lost my virginity to my cousin Jeanie." "I would be kind to my rabbit subjects." "At first." "You know what's a cool name?" "Angelo." "That has "angel" and "Jell-O" in it." "It was my Uncle Murray's funeral." "We were all back at my Aunt Barbara's house." "Our eyes locked over the pickled herring." "We never meant for it to happen." "One day, I hold a great ball for the president of France." "But the rabbits, they hate me and don't come." "I'm embarrassed, so I eat all the lettuce in the world and make them watch." "People could call me Angie." "[IN NEW YORK ACCENT] "Yo, Angie." "How's it going?"" "To this day, I can't look at pickled herring without being aroused and ashamed." "Oh, cousin Jeanie." "[PENNY SIGHS]" "Could you please drive a Iittle faster?" "Oh, I think we're going sufficiently fast." "[ENGINE KNOCKING]" "What's that?" "Nothing." "The engine does that sometimes." "It can't be nothing." "The "check engine" light is on." "We need a service station." "The light's been on since I bought the car." "AII the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes." "It's not gonna explode." "Just keep driving." "Warp speed ahead, Mr. Spock." "Mr. Spock did not pilot the Enterprise." "He was the science officer." "I guarantee that if he saw the Enterprise's "check engine" light blinking he would pull the ship over immediately." "Oh, God, I'm gonna lose the arm." "Oop." "Red light." "Release accelerator and slowly apply the brake." "[SHELDON SIGHING]" "Nailed it." "While we have a moment..." "...may I ask you a question?" "What?" "Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?" "It's not "soup." It's "courage."" "No, it isn't." "I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup." "How did you see it?" "You said you wouldn't look." "Sorry." "As I told you, the hero always peeks." "Anything?" "No, that was the Iast pudding cup." "No." "What about slim Jims?" "That's what he used to eat his pudding, remember?" "Right." "That was so good." "Sweetie and meaty at the same time." "Wait, wait, wait." "So you're saying we're out of food?" "The only thing in here are blue-ice packs." "I know they're poison but they look like big, yummy Otter Pops." "Oh, God, I am so hungry." "Me too." "Check and see if we have any more pudding." "Okay." "AII right." "There's no need to bark at me." "According to the inexplicably irritable nurse behind the desk you're after the man who claims to be having a heart attack but appears to be well enough to play Doodle Jump on his iPhone." "We have to fill these out." ""Describe illness or injury."" "I dislocated my shoulder." "AII right." "And "how did the accident occur?"" "You already know that." "Cause of accident:" "lack of adhesive ducks." "Okay, medical history." "Have you been diagnosed with diabetes?" "No." "Kidney disease?" "No." "Migraines?" "Getting one." "Are you currently pregnant?" "No." "Are you sure?" "You look a bit puffy." "Change migraine to "yes."" ""When was your last menstrual period?"" "Oh, next question." "I'll put "in progress."" "Okay." "Moving to psychiatric disorders." ""List all major behavioral diagnoses, e.g. depression, anxiety, etc."" "What the hell does this have to do with my stupid shoulder?" "Episodes of sub-psychotic rage." "Ass." "Possible Tourette's." "AII right." ""Moles, lesions or other skin conditions."" ""Soup" tattoo on right buttock." "Okay, Sheldon." "Sheldon, look." "I am scared and in a Iot of pain." "Could you please take a break from being you for just a minute and try being, I don't know, comforting?" "Ahem." "I'm sorry." "There, there." "Everything's going to be fine." "Sheldon's here." "Thanks." "That's much better." "Oh, I'm so hungry." "Will you shut up?" "We're all hungry." "Okay, our objective is the Boy Scout campsite to the east." "Easy target." "Big, doughy scoutmaster, couple of Cubs, mostly Webelos." "What kind of score?" "Hot dogs, buns, s'mores." "I mean, it's a freaking 7-EIeven." "AII right." "Everyone grab flashlights." "Okay." "Oh, my God." "Could it be?" "Yes!" "My mother put an "I Iove you" brisket in my backpack!" "Quick, get forks." "Don't need forks." "It's so tender, it falls apart in your hands." "He's right." "HOWARD:" "Yes." "[ALL GRUNTING]" "I feel like we're forgetting something important." "Me too, but what?" "Maybe a Tupperware bowl of roasted potatoes and carrots?" "LEONARD RAJESH:" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Now remember you were given powerful pain medication and a muscle relaxer so don't operate heavy machinery." "Try not to choke on your own drool." "Wait." "You have to help me get into bed." "[CHUCKLING]" "Sheldon has to get me into bed." "Bet you never thought I'd say that." "Ha-ha-ha." "Yes." "The charm of your drug-addled candor knows no bounds." "You know, people think you're this weird robot man who's so annoying all the time, and you totally are." "But then it's like that movie Wall-E at the end." "You're so full of love and you can save a plant and get fat people out of the floaty chairs." "That's a fairly Iabored metaphor, but I appreciate the sentiment behind it." "Sing "Soft Kitty" to me." ""Soft Kitty" is for when you're sick." "You're not sick." "Injured and drugged is a kind of sick." "[SINGING] Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur" "Wait, wait." "Let's sing it as a round." "I'll start." "[SINGING] Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur" "See, that's where you come in." "I'll start over." "Soft kitty, warm kitty Little ball of fur" "I've got all night, Sheldon." "Soft kitty, warm kitty" "Little ball of fur" "Soft kitty, warm kitty" "Little ball of fur" "Happy kitty, sleepy kitty" "Happy kitty, sleepy kitty" "Purr, purr, purr" "Purr, purr, purr" "And the next morning when he woke up, he rolled over and realized" "Da, da, da!" "she was his cousin." "[LEONARD RAJESH LAUGHING]" "That's still not funny." "[IMITATING HOWARD] "That's still not funny."" "And she was my second cousin." ""And she was my second cousin."" "You're a real douche." "[IN NORMAL VOICE] Who cares?" "You slept with your cousin." "[Subtitles courtesy of COLBERTNOTION]"

"We have to turn to the right." "No, no, no, left!" "No, to the right." "I'm the navigator of this craft and I say left." "Well, Auntie Divatox left me in charge and I say to the right." "Would you two quit arguing and turn this ship before we crash into something." "( loud crash )" "Somebody better have a good excuse." "We seem to have had a little accident because of my... little brain?" "Ooh, all right!" "What did we hit?" "Judging by this clearly-marked map it would seem that we've bumped into Angel Grove cliffs." " It's Rygog's fault." " I've had enough of this Ranger-ridden place." "Porto, no more fooling around." "I'm going to blow those pests out of the water and I mean literally!" "Shift into Turbo!" "# Go!" "#" "# Mighty engines roar #" "# Turbo charged for more #" "# Drive four on the floor #" "# Go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go #" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go #" "# Power Rangers Turbo... #" "( "The Nutcracker" playing )" "WOMAN:" "Very nice." "Thank you, girls." "That was great, Myrtle." "I know." "Auditioning is really just a formality." "I've had the lead in the last three" "Angel Grove Ballet Productions." "Okay." "Bon jour, Madame Dubois." "Yes, hello, Myrtle." "Katherine... that was lovely." "It's so nice to see such a fresh approach." " Thank you." " I will announce the cast in five minutes." "How did I do?" "I am so nervous." "I've wanted to play this part ever since I started dancing." "It was great!" "Beautiful!" "Not bad" "For a beginner." "Kat, I think your audition was excellent." "Oh, I'm sure you'll get apart." "There are lots of other good parts out there for girls with your... build." "Oh, look, Madame Dubois is ready to announce the cast." "Don't feel bad, Kat." "Maybe next year, you'll be in better shape." "MADAME DUBOIS:" "Ladies and gentlemen." "I am pleased to announce the lead role of Clara will be played by Katherine Hillard." "Congratulations." "I'm sure you'll make a lovely Clara if not a little bigger than most." "TANYA:" "She's just jealous." "Besides, what matters is you got the part." "Congratulations!" "Yeah." "It's great, isn't it?" "Okay, marker number two-- dry at 3:00 p.m." "Okay, this one's ready." "Cool." "I just have to plant one more tide marker and I'll be done." "Thanks for helping me out, Adam." "Adam!" "Hey, adam!" "Hey, adam!" "Oh, no problem." "You can ask me to take you to the beach anytime." "If I have to do science homework measuring the changes in the tide is not such a bad idea." "In fact, maybe I should make this" "A long-term project." "What are you looking at?" "All right, where do you want to put this one?" "How about the tide pools on those cliffs?" "Okay, let's go." "Numbor has begun his work to add enough weight to Angel Grove to make it sink into the ocean but there are two Power Rangers on the beach." "They're going to ruin everything." "What is it with those guys?" "!" "Every time I want to do something evil one of those Ranger yahoos shows up." "Oh, well, this world seems to be chock-full of cruel coincidences, my pirateress." "Well, I've got a sinking feeling" "This is the last coincidence those two are going to walk into." "Rygog!" "Yes." "Send the Piranahtron." "That should do it." "Now we just wait for the tide to come in." "Don't get too comfy." "The tide may be coming in sooner than you think." "You better be careful, Rangers." "You wouldn't want to be caught down here during a high tide, would you?" " I'm Numbor." " The tide doesn't start for hours." "I can adjust anything that's measured." "What do you want?" "Let's just say you'll have to "weight" and see." "This should keep you "two" busy." "It looks like your problems are multiplying." "Hope you were paying attention in math class." "Bye-bye." "( cackling )" "Justin, you okay?" "I'm okay." "What do you think he meant-- wait and see?" "I don't know, but I think it has something to do with that." "JUSTIN:" "That's weird." "The tide shouldn't be that high for another three hours." "Let's check the other markers." "( chimps chattering )" "Hey, Kat, aren't you going to eat?" "No." "I'm not hungry." "You always eat." "What's wrong?" "It's just that, at the ballet, I want to look my best." "( snickering )" "You'll need energy for dancing." "Starving yourself won't get it." "Besides, you got the part based on talent, not how you look." "Thanks, but I'll skip lunch anyway." "I got to prepare for my lesson." "See you later." "Hey, wait, Kat-- hold on." "SKULL:" "We did it." "Can we quit, Bulkie?" "I'm so hungry, I could eat New Jersey." "Quit complaining, Skull." "I'm proving to Lieutenant Stone we're coordinated by stacking these dishes in a pattern more complicated than any mere monkey could master." "Whatever." "I still need to eat." "BULK:" "I see some nice juicy sandwhiches" " those guys left." " Huh?" "Where?" "What are we waiting for?" "Let's get off our tails!" " This one's mine!" " This is mine." "Bulkie, the straw ain't working." "( all yelling )" "This'll unclog it." "Porto, what is going on?" "!" " It's those two human monkeys again." " ( screaming )" "Make it stop!" "Make it sto-o-o-p!" "( chattering )" "What are you guys doing?" "Retrieve the periscope quickly." "Whose brilliant idea was it to turn those two into monkeys?" "Gee, I think they look kind of cute that way." "If you really want to, we could change them back." "No." "we have bigger fish to fry." "Numbor!" "Whoa!" "( mumbling )" "How's the sinking of Angel Grove coming along?" "If we continue at two feet per hour they'll be swimming by nightfall." "Excellent." "Now, I want you to plant a detonator and keep those Ranger rats busy until my plan is complete." "Sure, but how do I keep them busy?" "Mmm.... why don't you start with pinky?" "She's trying to lose some weight." "Maybe you can help." "I can do that." "( yelling )" "Divatox, that is so mean!" "Yes..." "I know." "( groaning )" "It's okay." "I can eat again after the ballet." "Pinky, you look heavy hearted today." "Maybe I can help." "Who are you?" "Numbor's the name." "Recalculating weights and measures is my game." "How about a little lift?" "( groaning )" "( moaning )" "( chuckling ):" "Now to plant the detonation device." "Katherine!" "Who was that guy?" "You all right?" "Yeah." "I just feel really lightheaded." "I guess it's this diet." "Let me give you a hand." "Easy now." "There you go." "( gasping )" "TOMMY:" "Katherine!" "Hang on to her!" "I got her!" "Help me pull her down." "This is some diet." "KAT:" "I feel really weird." "( screaming )" "Kat!" "Hey!" "Help!" "Tommy, get me down!" "( screaming )" "Help!" "Help!" "Man, we're glad to see you guys." "Something weird has been going on today." "You can say that again." "JUSTIN:" "What's up with kat?" "Why are you up there?" "I think it's Divatox's idea of a diet." "Yeah." "Kat had a little run-in with a monster named Numbor." "So did we, on the beach." "We think he's making Angel Grove sink." "Numbor... number." "Oh, I get it." "He can add and subtract weight." "We got to stop him." "( blaring )" "Oh, great." "Like we don't have enough trouble already." "There." "All set." "( laughing )" "That Numbor guy is back." "And it looks like he's got a detonator with him this time." "Dimitria, can you help Kat?" "Katherine's problem runs deeper than any spell a monster's cast." "Who better to help Katherine than Katherine herself?" "Tommy, you guys go face Numbor." "I'll follow as soon as I can." "You got it." "Shift into Turbo." "Mountain Blaster turbo power." "Desert Thunder turbo power." "Dune Star turbo power." "Red Lightning turbo power." "Where's the detonator?" "What's your hurry?" "You think we should give you time to think up some more trouble?" "We're not too thrilled with what you've done to Katherine." "Oh, that's right." "One, two, three, four." "There's one missing." "I guess that leaves four against" "Four." "Welcome, ladies and germs to today's game of weights and measures." "Who'll be my first challenger?" "Huh?" "You're not so tough." "Neither are you once I add a few pounds." "Man, I feel like I weigh a thousand pounds." "That's because you do." "Now, who's next?" "I'll help you, Adam." "What's red and drops like a rock?" "Oh, I can't move." "( grunting )" "It's no use fighting, Tommy." "You'll only wear yourself out." "But we've got to get to that detonator." "( laughing )" "Hey, Numbor, I wouldn't count us out yet." "Oh, yeah?" "( screaming )" "( groaning )" "All right!" " There's the detonator!" " Oh, no, you don't." "It's time for a little subtraction." "Whoa." "Whoa." "( grunting )" "( laughing )" "No!" "Put me down!" "Whoa." "See?" "Math can be fun." "I got to find a way to disarm that detonator." "( ticking )" "Dimitria, we have to help them." "But must you not help yourself first?" "What do you mean?" "Which is more valuable, what is seen from the outside or that which resides within?" "I think I understand now." "It's not how I look that matters." "It's what's in my heart that counts." "( gasping ) Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Are you all right, toots?" "Yeah, I am now." "Thanks, Dimitria." "It was not me." "Have you not discovered for yourself what is truly important?" "I have, and what's important now is that I help my friends." "Shift into Turbo." "Wind Chaser turbo power." "I hear that cats are supposed to have nine lives." "Too bad Rangers don't." "Huh?" "Kat, watch out!" "I guess I'll have to add a few pounds to her." "You can't make me feel bad about myself anymore, Numbor." "Your spells have no power over me." "Way to go, Kat." "Why, I ought to... you make me "six."" "( yelling )" "No." "No... no..." "You got sand in my eyes." "I'm sending you back to Divatox where you belong." "Right on target." " Yes!" " Yeah." "Good job, Kat." "Good job." "We did it." "Oh, no, you don't." "Fire torpedoes." "RYGOG:" "Torpedoes away." "( laughing )" "Look!" "We need Turbo Zord Power now." "# Go!" "#" "# Go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go #" "Let's do it guys." "# Go #" "# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... #" "Initiate Turbo Megazord." "Turbo up." "Turbo up." "# Go!" "#" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go #" "# Power Rangers Turbo, go. #" "One times one equals one." "One rocket silo" "Coming right up." "One times two is two, as in two turtledoves." "Or ducks." "Don't I just "quack" you up?" "( electronic quacking )" "( groaning )" "Let's silence this guy once and for all." "And last but not least, three." "It's finally here." "Won't you lend me your ear?" "Oh, this won't do me any good." "Kat, he's all yours." "My pleasure." "Turbo Megazord Saber now!" "Final countdown." "Huh?" "Turbo Megazord spin out." "This isn't funny." "Yes!" "We did it!" "The detonator was right here somewhere, guys." "All right!" "There it is!" "I think I can take care of this one." "You lose again, Divatox." "Yeah, Kat!" "All right, you did it." "Good job, Kat." "Yeah." "( groaning )" "From now on, no more stupid monsters." "And that detonator, what a dud." "Who put it in the tide pool?" "Oh, I can't stand it anymore!" "I need a real crew around me!" "Maybe I should hire a temp agency!" "Ohh!" "She's good." "Yes!" "That was the finest performance" "I've seen in a long time." "Thank you." "You have a style and grace all your own." "You should be very proud." "I am." "( applause continues )" "What are you doing?" "Tell me again why we're doing this, Bulky." "If we can get Kat's attention" "I'm sure she'll recognize us." "This tutu's just too, too tight on me-me." "Okay, are you ready?" "Music, lights." "Releve, pile, triage." "Captioned by Grant Brown"

"I told him, "Donald ..." ""I have to attend." "It's my ball."" "And then he said:" ""The lodge only throws their ball once every decade." ""Why can't you ever attend my balls?"" "And I said, "Jesus Christ, Donald, that's what I've been doing for 30 years."" "You're such an idiot." "Gov. Dalton, this is Jared Svenning ... the gentleman to whom you are presenting the honorarium." "Governor, it's a pleasure to meet you." "Might I add, you're absolutely stunning this evening?" "You can dispense with the ass-munching." "You're getting your check." "Thank you." "The grant, that is, will go a long way ... towards funding the new programming that I'm working on for KREL." "Mmm ..." "That's the public access station, right?" "The one they run the lottery numbers on?" "Well, we, uh, air more than just lottery numbers." "Mmm-mmm ..." "I mean, in fact ... we're going to broadcast a live game show from a local mall this Saturday." "How long is this thing going to take?" "Tonight I've got Melrose at 9:00." "Uh ..." "Well, there's dinner, followed by the presentation." "Oh, and then we adjourn into the auditorium for a stage presentation ... by the Drama and History Clubs." "They put together an impressive musical about Paul Revere ... entitled Light Your Own Lamps." "Is there a dance number?" "Nothing better than a couple of skimpily clad undergraduates ... just hurling themselves across the stage, I always say." "Get me another highball." "Right away, Governor." "Will you stop?" "Stop it!" "Cut it out!" "Just don't eyeball everyone like that." "All you're doing is creeping everyone out." "Sorry, Governor." "Sven, you know these security types ... everyone a glory hound, I always say." "They're all just waiting to tackle the next Sirhan Sirhan." "I mean, I ask you ... can you imagine anyone wanting to attack me, for Christ's sake?" "Freeze!" "What are you doing?" "You looking at naked guys in the shower again?" "Didn't anyone ever tell you not to point guns at people?" "Once." "I shot him." "Mmm." "Nice sneakers." "Oh, I went to look for you in your room, and Ronnie told me I could find you up here." "What gives?" "I wanted to finish that paper on supernovas ... and John Slas said that I could use his telescope ... before he went home for break." "What do you need his for?" "You got your own." "No, I got the lenses, T.S., but I need Slas' shaft." "Oh." "You need Slas' shaft, huh?" "You insatiable slut!" ""We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."" "Oscar Wilde." "Mmm." "I thought that you'd be down there trying to secure the best seat in the house." "This might be the first and last time you ever see your boyfriend on stage ... especially in a musical." "So I'd like you to be down there front row, up center." "I'm gonna watch you from up here." "With that thing?" "You'll never see me." "Are you kidding?" "Do you have any idea how powerful this thing is?" "I'll be able to see the flop sweat form on your brow." "Yeah, but you won't be able to hear me sing." "Bingo." "Strident." "I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson about being demure for your man." "In fact ... that's it." "I'm having sex with you right here, right now." "What are you doing?" "Let's go, come on." "Pull them down." "Would you get off me?" "I've got work to do." "Oh, I don't mind." "I'll just let you finish your star gazing." "I'll take you from behind here." "It'll be great practice for when we get older, and you watch TV while we screw." "Will you get off me?" "All right." "For now." "Uh-huh." "But when we get to Florida in ... about approximately 17 hours, you owe me." "About that ..." "Yes?" "Well, I can't go." "Excuse me?" "My dad's asked me to help him with his new show." "What, like his assistant or ..." "As a contestant." "You mean that Dating Game rip-off thing?" "That is what you're talking about here, right?" "Geez!" "That guy knows no shame." "What, so he forbid you to go to Florida when you said no, is that it?" "I can't believe ..." "Brandi?" "You didn't say no?" "T.S., it's no big deal." "I mean, it's just TV." "Besides, it is really important for my father's career." "Otherwise, he would never have asked me." "Brandi, the guy hates me, for Christ's sake." "Don't you think that might be a little part of the motive here?" "He'd love to see us break up." "He'd love for us not to go on that vacation, that's for sure." "What did you think, for Christ's sake?" "Jesus!" "You know, for a science major, you can be really fucking stupid sometimes." "I was giving you the benefit of the doubt, T.S." "I thought that you might be able to handle this like an adult ... and show my father how wrong he is about our relationship." "Well, I guess I credited you with too much." "You are just as thoughtless and possessive as he is." "You both see me as property." "In fact, the two of you have so much in common ... you should just go date each other." "Brandi, wait!" "Just leave me alone." "Please." "Ow!" "Oh, no." "The gun's caught in your hair." "Would you get it out?" "I'm trying." "Oh, Mr. Svenning ..." "Jesus Christ!" "Don't kill me!" "Oh, no!" "Shh." "For God's sake!" "He's with me." "Oh, God!" "He's one of my people." "It's okay." "We'll be ready in five, Mr. Svenning." "Go, it's okay." "No, your hair's caught around the trigger here." "Stop moving." "Would you just get it off?" "It hurts." "The presentation will begin in about five minutes, Governor." "Mmm-mmm." "Why not freshen up a bit?" "What the hell is that supposed to mean?" "That I look like a piece of shit or something?" "Maybe we can jar it loose." "Here, come over here to the right." "Oh!" "Here, lean over here." "Come over here, okay?" "All right?" "Ready?" "Sniper!" "Oh, shit!" "How many are there?" "I spotted two, a male and a female." "What kind of artillery?" "Perps were using a shotgun." "Was the Governor hit?" "Of course I'm hit, you asshole." "You hit me like some goddamn wrestler." "There's no blood." "She wasn't attacked." "Get your foot off my tit!" "Oh, sorry, ma'am." "Mr. Svenning, I quit!" "Hey, I think they're trying to signal us." "It's okay, we're not armed." "This is just a prop." "I'm in the musical." "It's just a blank." "It wasn't serious." "What did he say?" "I think he said they were Syrians." "Sweet Christ, terrorists on our campus?" "Why is he dressed like a Revolutionary War minuteman?" "For irony!" "Your average terrorist's a showman first, killer second." "My God!" "It's a member of the History Club." "I blame the parents." "It's the parents at blame." "They are not raising their children properly these days." "Is Jared Svenning down there?" "That's you, isn't it?" "Uh, no." "Well, yes ... but, I mean, how would a terrorist know me?" "Daddy?" "It's me, Brandi." "That explains it." "Governor, please." "I want to apologize for this fiasco." "My daughter is a huge fan of your work." "Svenning." "Your check." "Oh." "Oh, I don't know what to say, but thank you." "You want money for your pissant station." "Just try playing the lottery." "No!" "You know where they air those results." "Oh!" "Get me to the goddamned hospital." "Now!" "God damn, I fractured my collarbone." "Mr. Svenning, look, I want to apologize." "Thank you for squaring everything with the police." "I know we probably worried you, but Brandi and I are both okay." "We—" "If it wouldn't mean implicating my daughter in this somehow ..." "I would insist that the authorities lock you up ... for the rest of your young life, you goddamned little menace!" "Sir, it was an accident, I swear!" "No, you're the accident, you moron!" "You have no idea what you just cost me here today." "Mmm!" "I mean, you're like all the other spoiled jerks" "I've ever known in my whole life!" "Everything is handed to you on a silver platter." "You people, you just don't grasp the precept ... of somebody who has to work for their breaks." "That's "concept." What?" "Oh, you said "precept," I think you meant to say ..." ""concept." Listen to me, you little prick, you." "You may have my daughter snowed ... but it'll be a cold day in hell before you pull the wool over my eyes." "What you just did to me here tonight ..." "I'm going to make it my mission in life ... to do to you on a regular basis." "Mmm!" "Nobody fucks with Jared Svenning's career ... and walks away clean, huh!" "I promise you that." "Hey man, I just want to tell you that I really dug what you did up there." "Anarchy rules, dude!" "We're over, T.S. Oh, come on!" "I thought we weren't going through this break-up, make-up shit anymore." "No, we're not." "So you can just forget about making up." "Listen to you." "Why don't you just admit it?" "Admit what?" "That this isn't about just what happened on the roof." "You're using that as an excuse 'cause you don't have the guts ... to stand up to your father." "Maybe I don't." "Come on, Brandi." "What about Florida?" "You have just humiliated me in front of the entire school ... the community, the nation, for God's sakes." "You seriously damaged my father's career ... you insult me with that good-cop bad-cop routine ... and now you have the gall to ask me if I still want to go on vacation." "I was going to propose to you in Florida." "I thought that you'd screwed up in every way possible tonight, T.S." "Guess I underestimated you." "Shit!" "Sweet fucking Christ, would you knock it off?" "God!" "What?" "What time is it?" "9:30." "Man, go back to sleep!" "Thank Christ." "What the hell are you doing?" "Finishing my game." "No." "You promised me breakfast." "Breakfast!" "Breakfast, shmeckfast." "Look at the score, for God's sake." "I'm only in the middle of the second and I'm winning 12 to 2." "Breakfasts come and go, Rene." "Now Hartford, the Whale?" "They only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice, in a lifetime." "You hit the bathroom already?" "Don't worry." "I didn't let your mother see me." "Who's worried?" "Are you kidding me?" "I've never met a person who lives in as much fear of his mother as you do." "I do not." "Mmm." "So that's why I have to sneak in here ... after everyone's asleep at night and sneak out undetected in the morning?" "You want I should tell my mother what we do in here at night?" "That you play videogames and I fall asleep unfulfilled?" "Go ahead." "It beats the sneaking-around shit." "What can I say?" "She doesn't like you." "You've never even introduced me to her, Brodie." "She wouldn't like you." "You're retarded." "Everybody's mother likes me." "Not mine." "Jesus Christ!" "Are you back in the bathroom again?" "What do you do in there all the time?" "Figure it out." "No, I mean like before." "Like every morning before you leave ... you're in there for like a half an hour and all I ever hear is water running." "And?" "You're not in there touching yourself, are you?" "I was wrong about you." "You're crass and retarded." "What do you do in there?" "You really want to know?" "I asked, didn't I?" "I'm playing the role of the concerned guy." "I cry." "You cry?" "I cry." "Any particular reason?" "Hey!" "I think about the people that make decisions that affect our lives." "The doctors who make advancements in curing diseases." "The engineer that designs skyscrapers." "The guy that maps out a plane's flight path." "The navigator." "I think about how those people are out there every day ... making a difference, leading big lives ... and how they refuse to be intimidated by the tremendous odds of failure they face." "And how they only concern themselves with peers and company that apply ... to their goals and noble causes." "Jesus!" "I'd hate to tell you what I think about when I'm in the bathroom." "I think about all that and I cry ... because I have nothing better to do than fuck you." "You're dumping me?" "What are you, crazy?" "Is this because I didn't introduce you to my mother?" "Holy shit!" "If it isn't mon frère." "Last time I saw you, you were on CNN taking shots at public officials." "Mr. Quint." "Move!" "So you're looking for sanctuary." "It's been like this all morning." "Can you blame them after the spectacle you made of yourself?" "What were you trying to do, anyway?" "Impress Jodie Foster?" "I wasn't gunning for the Governor, Brodie." "It was a stupid misunderstanding." "Ah." "Now you're crying patsy ... thus demonstrating all the key characteristics ... of a lone nut assassin." "touch not, lest ye be touched." "You're such an anal-retentive bastard." "Hey, I tried to teach you how to handle comics in the sixth grade, but, oh, no ... you wanted to play Little League instead." "What's that?" "Like it?" "I framed it before you got here." "Oh, my God!" "Rene dumped you!" "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega." "What's that mean?" "You had to be there." "Just keep reading." "Wow!" "Look at this laundry list of complaints." "You have no direction, no college ambition, no job prospects." "Yeah." "It also says I have no dick." "But you'll notice that follows the financial question, proving once more ... what women really look for." "What do you do for money, anyway?" "Blood bank, sperm bank, currently considering the eye bank." "Wow, she calls you callow in here." "You say that like it's bad." "It means frightened and weak-willed." "Really?" "Shit." "That was the only part of the letter I thought was complimentary." "Yeah, well, you're lucky." "Unlike you, I didn't even get a letter filled with obscure adjectives." "What are you telling me here?" "I, too, now am in the framing business." "Holy shit!" "Brandi dumped you." "Wait a second, aren't you two supposed to go to Florida?" "Should've left this morning." "Oh, it gets worse." "I was gonna propose to her." "Where?" "On the Universal tour." "You're kidding!" "What part?" "When Jaws pops out of the water." "That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard." "Too bad I'm not trying to marry you." "Let me ask you something." "Did you ever fart in front of her?" "Why do you ask?" "I never farted in front of Rene, not once, all right?" "Then last week I let one slip." "Today she dumps me." "You think that that's why Rene dumped you?" "She's not the shallow type, Brodie." "She was going down on me at the time." "Shut up!" "What can I say?" "I was feeling very relaxed." "When I'm relaxed, I squirt." "If all she did was dump you, you got off light." "I can't believe this shit." "Why are we sitting here trying to figure out ... where we went wrong with our significant others?" "We just nailed it, in your case." "No, there is something out there that can help ease our simultaneous double loss." "Ritual suicide?" "No, you idiot." "The fucking mall!" "I prefer ritual suicide." "Oh, come on, man!" "It'll be great." "They got these new cookies at the cookie stand." "You have to try them, they're awesome." "You think the promise of a cookie is gonna lure me ... into doing something I have zero interest in?" "What am I, 5 years old?" "Quint, don't be such a pussy, all right?" "Just go." "All right, I'll tell you what." "We can stop off at Brandi's if that'll make you feel better." "You can talk to her, maybe patch this thing up." "Oh, Mr. Quint, I'm Fred Bishop with NBC." "The network would like to buy the rights to your story ... to make a tasteful telepic." "Mr. Quint, Tom Drucker, CBS." "We'll pay more money and we'll get Drew Barrymore to play your girlfriend." "Hey, back off." "We can stop at Brandi's, right?" "Yeah." "Get dressed." "Jazzercise?" "Why does your mother have an aerobics tape in her car?" "We lose them?" "Not a news van in sight." "Damn, anyone ever tell you you drive like the Bandit?" "Oh, shit!" "So much for seeing Brandi." "Just ignore them and go in." "You kidding?" "That's Hard Edition." "That's tabloid TV." "They see me here and it's "Suburban Bonnie and Clyde reunite ..." ""to slay father in his own home."" "Man, I don't know what you're crying about." "I'd cut one of my nuts in half to be on TV." "That'd get you on this show." "All right, tell you what." "You go round the back ..." "I'll run interference with the fourth estate." "You got my back?" "Your back is got." "All right." "So what's this all about?" "I'm Tori Metzger from Hard Edition." "We're hoping to get an interview with Brandi Svenning." "Yeah, that's the girl who took a shot at the Governor." "The same." "Do you know her?" "Oh, I should say so." "I've lived next door to her for 19 years." "Even dated her once." "Shit, the stories I could tell you!" "Really?" "Satanic rituals?" "Oh, all the time." "I remember coming over for Christmas one year ... and they were celebrating a black mass." "Her father had sex with a goat right there in the den." "And nobody ever reported this to the authorities?" "Everyone around here is paralyzed by fear." "Makes for shitty block parties." "Could we possibly go onto your property ... and get you on tape with their backyard behind you?" "You want to put me on TV?" "Shit, I'll take you to their property if you're gonna put me on TV." "Come on!" "I was thinking of calling you." "Has your dad calmed down any?" "Well, until this morning." "He read an article today comparing him to the father of James Earl Ray." "Can't you explain it to him?" "You know it was an accident." "I know it wasn't planned." "But "accident" is too light a term to describe what happened, T.S." "Whatever." "Can't we just forget about it?" "Look, we already missed Florida." "We could be spending this time alone together." "Away from our friends, school, studies, everything." "Don't you want to spend some time alone with me?" "Just to talk." "Perhaps." "Perhaps." "Or perhaps more than talk." "Oh." "Oh, oh." "Absolutely." "I'm always one for active non-talking." "Mmm-hmm." "Why don't you go get a pizza with me tonight?" "I've got the game show tonight." "This is Svenning's bedroom." "Now, I must warn you." "The images that you capture, whatever is going on in that room ... may be ungodly and horrific." "Take a look." "I can't believe that you're still going through with this." "Come on, T.S., it's no big deal." "I mean, it's not like I'm going to sleep with them." "You might as well." "I thought you had more backbone than this." "Why do you have to do everything that he tells you to do?" "There you go again." "Just as you're making headway, you louse it up with this ... possessive machismo which brings everything endearing about you ... to a screaming halt, T.S." "What are you doing out here?" "Who are you people?" "What are you doing on my property, huh?" "Get out of here!" "How do you answer to your neighbor's charges that you practice satanic rituals?" "Satanic what?" "Daddy, what are you doing outside in a towel?" "You did this, didn't you?" "You trashed my fiscal year ... and now, you and your crony here egg these media vultures ... into thinking they can ..." "Daddy, T.S. had nothing to do with—" "Mr. Svenning, look." "Whatever happened, I assure you, I didn't—" "You get your ass off my property now!" "Go!" "And you people, you get the hell out of here before I call the cops!" "Me, too?" "Now!" "I don't know what he's so mad about." "They'll digitally erase his organ when they air the footage." "Goddamn it!" "What is my problem?" "I was this close to reconciliation and I blew up at her." "And here I'm going to the fucking mall, of all places." "You know what, as a matter of fact, I'm not." "I'm going home." "Look, the safest place for you to be right now is at the mall." "No press'll think to look for you here." "Hide in plain sight." "Just shut up!" "You know what, this is all your fault this happened anyway." "You and your 15 minutes of fame." "Get a grip, for God's sake." "Did you ever stop to think ... that maybe the relationship wasn't on firm ground to begin with?" "Hey!" "You know, it couldn't have been that strong if she breaks up with you ... over something stupid like getting her shot at, numbskull." "Hey." "I love the smell of commerce in the morning!" "You're really making that last." "Waste not, want not." "What, you want to say something?" "Yeah, about a million things ... but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all." "Asshole!" "Prick!" "Fuck you!" "What the hell was that all about?" "He's a jerk from Fashionable Male, this upscale wannabe shop on the 2nd floor." "He's the manager." "The guy's always giving me shit." "I've no idea why." "I thought everybody loved you at this mall." ""F" him!" "Where do you want to go first?" "Back to Brandi's." "Look, Brandi is the past, my friend." "She's behind you now." "You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage." "You should learn to heed your own advice." "Where the hell did that come from?" "What's going on here?" "It looks like a stage is being erected." "What is this monstrosity?" "Maybe it's for the Easter Bunny pictures." "Impossible!" "The Easter Bunny Court is down at the other end of the mall." "It's been up since two days after Christmas." "I want answers." "Ask one of the workers." "No, there's a soul who might know what's up." "Willam." "Willam!" "Poopie trim." "Brodie, man, what's going on?" "What, do you work here now?" "No, man." "Just hanging with T.S." "T.S., I saw you on TV." "I think it was on Baywatch." "CNN, Willam." "Oh yeah, didn't you kill the Pope or something?" "I got a musket tangled in my girlfriend's hair, for Christ's sake." "Oh." "What are you doing, Willam?" "Looking for the hidden picture." "If you stare at these things long enough, you're supposed to see ... some kind of hidden three-dimensional picture." "Oh, yeah, look." "It's a sailboat." "You saw it, too?" "Dammit!" "What?" "I've been staring at this thing ... for a week now from opening till closing and I can't see a goddamned thing!" "You gotta relax your eyes." "Everyone sees this thing except me." "Today's my day." "I brought a lunch and a soda ... and I'm not gonna leave until I see this sailboat everyone keeps talking about." "So, Willam ... would you happen to know what this stage business is all about?" "It's not a stage!" "I'm gonna see it if I have to go blind trying." "No man, this stage over here." "Oh, that thing?" "I think some game show in the mall today." "I think it's going to be on TV." "It's called Truth or Date or something." "Oh, my God!" "That's Brandi's father's game show." "What is it?" "It's this cheesy Dating Game rip-off thing." "Supposed to be for college kids." "Just trying to capture the '90s youth market with a staple of '70s television." "Why can't they bring back or remake good shows ... like BJ and the Bear?" "Now there's a concept a man and his monkey." "Would you guys shut up?" "You're breaking my concentration." "Sorry, Willam." "Now I have to start all over again." "Good luck with that thing." "Remember, relax your eyes." "Wow, a sailboat!" "Shut up!" "Could this week get any worse?" "Now she's going to be auctioned off on live TV from a mall." "Not "a" mall, all right?" ""The" mall." "Show some respect." "It doesn't have to go down like that, if we trash the thing." "There's a unique way of getting back in her good graces, by ruining her father's show." "You're a clever one." "I can get someone to do it for us." "We'll be blame-free and Brandi won't be able to do the show." "Who is this imaginary hatchet man?" "Hatchet men." "Knock it off!" "Kitty, kitty, kitty!" "Look at these two." "$10 says they're trying to figure out ... which one they're gonna bury up to its neck and run over with a lawn mower." "Kitty, kitty, kitty!" "Hey, Jay!" "Brodie, man!" "Nootchy nootchies!" "And, holy shit, what do we have here?" "Mr. America's Most Wanted himself." "I had a musket tangled in my girlfriend's hair." "Ex-girlfriend." "What's he doing?" "Oh, shithead here watched Empire and Jedi last week ... and ever since, he's been trying to do the Jedi mind trick." "Crazy fuck thinks he'll levitate shit with his thoughts." "Knock it off!" "The Force is strong with this one." "Dude, don't encourage him." "So I was telling T.S. here we gotta find Jay and Silent Bob." "If there's anyone that can help us out ... it's the two guys that have even less to do than us." "What is this shit?" "Everyone's looking for us today." "We're ducking Tricia 'cause she wants to talk to Obi-Wan about her video set-up." "Why him?" "Silent Bob's an electrical genius." "He won the science fair in eighth grade by turning his mom's vibrator ... into a CD player, using chicken wire and shit." "Motherfucker's like MacGyver." "No, motherfucker's better than MacGyver!" "Knock it off!" "And it's that kind of smarts we need, right, mopey?" "Leave me out of this." "We need you to embark on a little sabotage mission on behalf of T.S.'s love life." "You know about this game show thing they've got going on here?" "We need you guys to somehow ensure that it doesn't happen." "Is that it?" "We were gonna do that anyway." "Really?" "Why?" "What else are we gonna do?" "Silent Bob just stole the schematic of the stage from some foolish carpenter ... and found a weakness, just like the fucking Death Star." "He figures if you pull this crossbeam out ... fucking bickety-bam, the whole stage comes crashing down." "We were thinking about something simple ... but if you want to destroy the stage, we're all for that." "Only problem is LaFours." "Who's LaFours?" "You don't know who LaFours is?" "They don't know who LaFours is!" "He's only the most feared security guard in the business, man." "460 collars, all convicted." "I hear he's even got two kills." "Holy shit!" "I never thought I'd see the day ... when two such highly reputable mischief-makers as yourselves ... douse their drawers at the sight of a mall security guard." "Shit, bitch!" "We're gonna bust out that stage like a high-school kegger." "We're just gonna outwit LaFours, X-Men style." "Should I call you Logan, Weapon X?" "No, Wolverine!" "Snicky, snicky, snoine." "What he's doing is imitating Wolverine's berserker attack with his Adamantium claws." "I never would have guessed." "All right, guys." "You have your mission ... go forth and wreak havoc." "Bye, baby kitties." "Damn, Silent Bob, show some heart." "Pss, pss ..." "That's better." "We're on the job." "Thanks." "I have to admit I'm shocked you didn't try to dissuade them." "I would if I actually thought for a second they could pull it off." "Oh, ye of little faith, want a cookie?" "What's he doing?" "If you stare at this poster for a few seconds, a hidden picture appears." "Can we do it?" "Please?" "Go ahead, but hurry, the Easter Bunny's waiting." "Wow, it's a schooner!" "You dumb bastard!" "It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat." "A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead." "You know what?" "There is no Easter Bunny!" "Over there is just a guy in a suit!" "But they're engaged." "It doesn't matter, it can't happen." "Why not?" "It's bound to come up." "It's impossible." "Lois could never have Superman's baby." "Do you think her fallopian tubes can handle his sperm?" "I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun, right through her back." "What about her womb?" "Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?" "Sure." "Why not?" "He's an alien, for Christ's sake!" "His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun." "If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach." "Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid." "The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom." "But that would kill him." "How did I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi ... to Man of Steel coital debates with you in the food court?" "Cookie stand is not part of the food court." "Of course it is." "The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs." "It's not like we're talking quantum physics here." "The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eatery's a part of the food court." "Bullshit." "Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs ... qualify as food court." "Anything outside of said designated square ... is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking." "Now if you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject ..." "Holy shit!" "Wait here." "Where are you going?" "Cherchez la femme." "He said it was just a guy in a suit." "Don't listen to that man, he just said it to be mean." "That would look terrible on you." "Didn't I dump your ass this morning?" "Look, I know you've had some time to think about the mistake you've made ... and I just want to let you know you don't have to apologize." "I'm sure you were just PMSing or something." "Brodie, what kills me about you is your inability to function ... on the same plane of existence as the rest of us." "Piss off." "Okay." "I see you want to continue with this charade of ending our union." "Fine, I'll play along." "But if we're divorced, we're gonna have to divide our mutual possessions." "What the hell are you talking about?" "You have my Punisher War Journal #6 ... my copy of Fletch and the remote control to my TV." "I know it's gonna be hard to give this stuff up because of its sentimental attachment." "Sentimental attachment?" "If I have any of that crap ... it's because you brought it over to my house and left it there." "Okay, then let's talk about coming up with a schedule for visitation rights." "For what?" "For the mall." "I figure you can have the odd days," "I'll take the even days and weekends." "When there's any special function like a sidewalk sale, boat show—" "Brodie!" "I have always taken you with a grain of salt." "On your birthday, when you asked me to do a striptease ... to the theme from Mighty Mouse, I said okay." "When we were at that hotel, prom night ... and you asked me to sleep underneath the bed ... in case your mother burst in, I did it." "And even when we were at my grandmother's funeral ... when you told most of my relatives ... that you could see her nipples through her burial dress," "I let it slide." "If you think that I'm gonna suffer any more of your shit with a smile ... now that we're broken up, you're in for some serious fucking disappointment." "It wasn't Mighty Mouse." "It was Josie and the Pussycats." "What?" "Sorry." "First, you take a run at LaFours with a sock full of quarters." "I'd do it, but I pulled my back out humping your mom last night." "Nudge." "You clock him on his headpiece and knock his ass out cold." "That's when phase two kicks in." "I attack the structure Wolvie-berserk style and knock out the fucking pin ... and bickety-bam, the motherfucker's rubble." "Hence, no game show." "What?" "Do you know that kid or something?" "I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues." "What is with you today?" "Don't get me wrong." "I don't wish the kid harm ... but his mother should suffer that horrific ordeal ... so she'll learn how to manage her child." "That's sort of a harsh lesson, don't you think?" "There's not a year goes by that I don't read about an escalator accident ... involving some bastard kid that could've been easily avoided ... had some parent, I don't care which one, but some parent, conditioned him ... to fear and respect that escalator!" "Wow!" "Look who it is." "Jerk!" "Little Tricia Jones!" "What's a pretty girl like you ... doing sitting alone in the middle of this monument to consumerism?" "Updating my calendar and waiting for Jay and Silent Bob." "And I suppose you're here with no agenda, as per usual." "On the contrary, I'm here for comics." "T.S. Quint, Tricia Jones." "They call her Trish the Dish." "Nobody calls me that." "Our little Tricia here is only 15 but, uh, somehow she's a senior." "How'd you manage that?" "Don't listen to him." "I studied my ass off." "Yeah, right." "So what do you say?" "You wanna nail T.S. or what?" "Jesus, Brodie!" "Calm down." "Tricia's compiling data for this book she's writing ... about the sex drive of men ages 14 to 30." "If I remember correctly, it's titled Bore-gasm:" "A Study of the '90s Male's Sexual Prowess." "Ready to get sick?" "Tell him about the advance you got." "Pendant Publishing gave me $20,000 based on a treatment and a sample chapter." " You're kidding." " It's true." "She'll be the youngest author to tackle the subject." "So when are they going to publish this filthy little tome of yours?" "After my 18th birthday, to avoid the moral and legal entanglements." "So Tricia sleeps with a bunch of guys as research." "If that's not enough, get this:" "She videotapes all of them." "What?" "I get everybody's consent before we do it." "Most guys get off on it." "Men are easily amused." "What are you writing in the calendar?" "I was coding last night's research." "She means sex." "I know what she meant." "What kind of codes?" "Here, look." "The smiley face is for when I go down on the guy." "The smiley face with lashes is for when the guy goes down on me." "The circle is for when we have sex." "The circle with the "X" in it is for when I have an orgasm." "The little house is when we do it inside and the grass is for outside." "That kid is back on the escalator again!" "Wow, that's a pretty elaborate log you got there." "Wow, look at all those smiley faces without eyelashes." "That shows you how courteous men are." "Out of 50 entries, only two have smiley faces with lashes." "You slept with 50 guys?" "To fill out my research, yes." "That's more guys than you've slept with, dude." "Oh, my God." "That kid is sitting on the escalator again!" "How old was last night's subject, if you don't mind me asking?" "Twenty-five." "It was the guy who runs that store Fashionable Male." "Holy shit!" "You slept with that asshole?" "Why?" "I needed a 25-year-old." "And he has quite a distaste for you, I might add." "Ew, he mentioned me during sex?" "Afterwards." "He says he wants to kick your ass." "I'd steer clear of him, if I were you." "Tell me you videotaped him saying that." "No." "I shut the camera off after the sex." "You should have heard the stuff he wanted to do." "I'm having a hard time with this." "Do your parents know about this?" "Of course." "That's remarkable." "That's criminal." "That kid ..." "That kid is back on the escalator again!" "Leave it alone." "What?" "So, I heard you were going to propose to Brandi Svenning in some theme park." "When are men going to learn that women want romance?" "Not Mr. Toad's Wild Ride." "Be fair, all right?" "Everyone wants Mr. Toad's Wild Ride." "We gotta go." "Remember my offer." "I'm young, virile, sensitive to a woman's needs ..." "Somehow I doubt it, Sega-boy." "Good luck with the comic-book store." ""Sega-boy." God, Rene's got a big mouth!" "What does that mean, "Good luck with the comic-book store"?" "How does that junior Masters and Johnson know about my proposal?" "It's not like she's in an exclusive club or anything." "What are you talking about?" "Sean Hartle's giving everyone the inside scoop." "What?" "What's he saying?" "How her father made her do the game show so you couldn't take her to Florida." "Now, what the hell is this shit?" "One hour?" "For what?" "What the hell is this?" "What's going on here?" "What, you live in a fucking cave?" "The man is in there." "How'd Sean find this out?" "He was interning at KREL and he said he heard Svenning ... barking at Brandi over the phone about it." "Apparently he had a feeling you were gonna pop the question." "Who the fuck is the man?" "What, you waited till now to tell me this?" "If you're gonna bother me about this for the rest of the day ..." "I'll go home!" "You dragged me here!" "You needed this." "Who the fuck is in there?" "One side, Red." "What the hell's going on here?" "I was warned about you." "Take it easy before I have you removed— Warned?" "What the fuck are you talking about?" "Tell him, Steve." "Fuck you, fan-boy!" "Would you testosterone-seething, He-Man comic book fans ... finish up with this tough-guy back-and-forth?" "I got some questions I need answered." "Who's in there?" "You got to ask me nicely." "Fuck this." "Jesus Christ!" "Get the hell off of him." "Come on." "You fuckers think just 'cause a guy reads comics he can't start some shit?" "I'll fucking take all of you on!" "Somebody get a medic!" "There's a little boy caught in the escalator!" "Come back here and arrest this goon!" "You're fucking next, man." "Jesus, Brodie!" "I'm not going anywhere until I find out why I can't get my comics." "All right." "Excuse me." "Don't hit me." "Why is there a line?" "Stan Lee is signing comics." "Stan Lee?" "Okay, Lunchbox, let's try this again." "We tie you to the roof, you jump and sail like a Spitfire ... passing right over the arch-nemesis LaFours." "You then swing up to the stage and knock out the pin." "And when that's gone, the stage is trashed and we go smoke a bowl." "You got it?" "Now, get your fat ass out there!" "And, dude, don't forget your helmet." "Snoogins." "Fly, fat-ass, fly!" "What the fuck?" "You fucker!" " Security?" " Is it alive?" "Yeah." "This is Popular Girl." "We just had something crash through the wall." "Stan Lee!" "How does something as big as the creator ... of the most important titles in comics history ..." "coming to my mall get by me?" "I must be slipping in my old age." "The name amongst names." "There's a million questions I'd love to ask him." "Her father!" "I knew this game show thing was just a beard for an attempt to break us up." "Why can't he just leave us alone and let us follow through with our plans?" "What kind of man are you, anyway?" "I'm talking comics and you bring up chicks and romance?" "While we're on the subject, why the hell do you want to get married now, anyway?" "You're still in college." "I was just gonna propose." "The wedding wouldn't be till after we graduate." "Waste of time, if you ask me." "My grandmother always said, "Why buy the cow ..." ""when you get the sex for free?"" "She did?" "All the time." "Of course, she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday, but that's beside the point." "Where the hell are these two going in such a hurry?" "Is he gone?" "Halfway to Buy Me Toys by now." "Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog." "What's with all the running?" "What the hell happened to him?" "The human brown-eye here is a walking calamity." "We'll have to take a pass on the stage-trashing business ... otherwise he's liable to kill himself." "Sorry, bro." "Oh, no hard feelings." "Isn't that Rene?" "She's probably looking for me." "I better go talk to her." "Keep that." "I don't know." "She's with somebody." "She's practically blowing him." "Wait a minute, isn't that ..." "The asshole from Fashionable Male!" "Son of a bitch!" "My God!" "You think that they're ..." "Could be." "It'll explain why he hates me so much." "And there's only one way to find out." "Can you run interference with the lug?" "What are you gonna do?" "Get some answers." "Shit!" "Oh, you work at the Fashionable Male, don't you?" "Yeah?" "So?" "That's a great store you got there." "Uh, thanks." "Listen," "I'm trying to spend my lunch hour with my lady friend here." "So why don't you beat it?" "Oh, that's your girlfriend?" "Right there?" "If you don't stop gawking at me and get the hell out of here, I'll kick your ass." "Haven't you ever heard the phrase," ""The customer's always right"?" "Let me tell you a little secret:" "The customer's always an asshole!" "Jesus Christ!" "What the hell gives with the cover boy?" "None of your damn business." "He'd kick your ass if he knew about this." "Are you insane?" "The guy looks like a date rapist!" "Is that my jacket?" "Start the elevator." "Not until you tell me what the situation is with you and the Sperminator out there." "How long has this been going on?" "Since I finally mustered the good sense to send you packing." "He's a much more suitable companion than you, any day." "Are you nuts?" "The guy's pure testosterone!" "He's a walking hard-on, looking for a hole!" "I need testosterone after babysitting you and your comic book collection." "I forgot what real men were like." "I can't believe you have the nerve to come to my mall and pick up guys!" "Oh, no, Shannon did the picking up." "He's already taken me to lunch at the Cheese Haus ... purchased tickets for the opera night and took me to stores I like!" "I took you shopping all the time!" "You took me where you went shopping, jerk!" "Do you think I care what rat-hole store in that shit-pit you call the dirt mall ... has got the latest Godzilla bootlegs?" "You call eating pizza in the same dive pizzeria every night eating out?" "Do I give a shit when two major comic labels are crossing over characters ... and selling two editions of the book in varied-ink chromium covers?" "I'm a girl, damn it!" "I want to do girly things like fix someone's hair and get romantic phone calls." "I call you all the time!" ""Rene, my mom's asleep." "Come over." You call that romantic?" "When was the last time you pulled out my chair or told me I was beautiful?" "This guy does all this in the span of a day!" "This guy already introduced me to his mother." "Really?" "He was up and at work by 9:00 this morning." "Unlike my ex-boyfriend, who would sleep until 1:00 ... 'cause he played Sega and watched videos all night long!" "Which, by the way, has enormous effect on your libido." "Oh, now you attack my libido?" "There's no libido to attack." "No libido to attack?" "You're sure you saw her get on, right?" "Maybe she was getting off." "Ow!" "Sorry." "It's all right." "You know something?" "You look familiar to me." "Couldn't be." "I'm never at the mall much." "No, it's not from the mall." "I know." "You're the guy from the news that kidnapped the President's daughter ... and threw her off the roof." "I got a musket tangled in my girlfriend's hair, for Christ's sake." "There, that was romantic, right?" "Passionate, yeah." "No, Brodie." "That was too little, too late." "Too little?" "You said it was a good size." "The effort, you retard." "The effort was too little, too late." "But now that you mention it, when a girl says it's a good size ... it's a nice way of saying that it's small." "Hey!" "I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch." "No, forget about him." "He just wanted to give me something that he forgot to give me a long time ago." "He's harmless now." "Okay?" "Fine." "I gotta get back to the store." "Let's go." "Right there in the elevator?" "I don't know what came over me." "She challenged my libido." "I felt obligated to defend myself against her accusations." "Oh, it's not like you still wanted her." "Not in the least." "I'm over her." "Holy shit!" "You really love that girl." "Yeah, right." "No, I never noticed it before, but she really fuels your engine." "You have this new glow about you." "I don't have a glow." "You do." "You're glowing." "If I have a glow it's because just I got laid." "I'd look the same if I banged anyone in that elevator, present company excluded." "Deny it all you want." "I think you're too proud to admit you want her back." "I suddenly want something very bad to happen to you." "What is your problem?" "I don't understand." "Oh, Gwen!" "I'm sorry." "You fucker!" "See!" "That's what you get for fucking with me." "Hey, Gwen, he didn't really mean to hit you." "He's got a funny way of showing it, by elbowing me in my frigging tit!" "Why the hell are you glowing?" "I'm not glowing." "Brandi dumped him." "Would you stop saying that?" "I know." "I heard." "You heard?" "How?" "She told me." "I ran into her a few minutes ago." "Really?" "Where?" "By the stage." "Do you want me to rub it?" "Work with me, people, would you please?" "No, I don't want this here." "I want it toward the front." "The rug keeps popping up." "If I put the podium there, it'll stay down." "Move it!" "Mr. Svenning!" "Give me the podium!" "You put the podium down over here ..." "Like this." "You stamp the carpet down with your feet." "You speak English?" "Like this." "Mr. Svenning!" "Let me help you up." "Get off!" "Move!" "Here, let me help you." "All right, where's Brandi?" "Let go of me!" "Where's Brandi?" "You're fired." "You get the hell out of here." "Get off my set!" "Where is she?" "You are out of her life." "Now, you stay out of her business and mine, understand me?" "Come on, people." "Are we working here?" "Get the backdrop ready." "Are those lights ready to go?" "Okay, Mr. Svenning." "Go on the other side and put the podium over the bad spot in the carpet, okay?" "The hole?" "Please." "Go." "Now." "Uh-huh." "So, you made her dump me ... and now you're going to auction her off in an effort to better further your own career?" "Not that it's any of your concern, but Brandi agreed to be on Truth or Date." "After that shit you pulled last night," "I think she's even looking forward to it." "It'll give her a chance to find herself a decent guy." "Somebody with a brain." "You admit it?" "You are behind our break-up." "Admit it?" "Hell, I'm as proud of it as I am of this game show here." "Listen to me." "It's over between you two." "The sooner you get that, the better off we're all gonna be." "Understand me?" "You don't." "Guard, come here." "Get this guy off of my set." "If he gives you any shit, you have my permission to castrate him." "You can't do this!" "I just did." "Get me LaFours." "Right away, sir." "Well, go on!" "I wonder if my mother ever wore a pair like this." "How about these?" "Very sexy." "That sounded convincing." "I'm preoccupied." "T.S., she told you." "She's just doing it as a favor to her father." "Regardless." "It's not like she'll fuck the guy on public access." "She might as well." "You're overreacting again." "That's why your relationships fail." "It's certainly why ours did." "You got bent out of shape the same way over that costume party in high school." "You fucked Rick Derris on a pool table!" "With everyone watching, no less." "It was a costume party, T.S." "No one could tell it was me." "Besides, who else but you remembers shit like that?" "I would've been a sexy chick." "Do you remember that costume party?" "Might that have been the one where you banged Rick Derris on the pool table?" "Nobody remembers shit like that?" "How is it that you recall the most trivial events?" "I'll never forget it." "How many chances do you get to see Smokey fuck the Bandit?" "Didn't I look just like Burt Reynolds?" "Except for the moustache." "You know, they have a whole room you're supposed to do that in?" "Some pervert wanted to see me naked so badly today ... he busted in on me twice while I was trying on stuff." "This saves him the effort." "Oh." "Ooh." "How much longer are we gonna be in this chick store, anyway?" "I'm starting to get a mean hard-on." "Brodie, Tell me about the Rene break-up." "I threw her away like a parking ticket." "Ha!" "Don't front, Brodie." "I talked to Rene's cousin this morning." "It was vice-versa." "They certainly aren't acting broken up." "Go ahead." "Ask him about the elevator." "Tell me about the elevator." "It goes up and down." "Rene seems so coarse, anyway." "What was it like to date her?" "Ever slept with somebody?" "Uh, yeah." "I mean, really slept with somebody." "Beside them, not just fuck them on a gaming table." "We slept together one time, remember, in high school?" "That ski trip?" "That was you?" "Yes, Brodie, I've slept beside many people." "All right." "You know how when someone lays with their back to you ... and you lay behind them really close and you throw one arm over them?" "It's called spooning." "But you gotta put the other arm somewhere." "You can either lay on it or just shove it in between your bodies." "The only other option is to stretch it above your head." "But sometimes my arm pops out of the socket when I'm sleeping like that." "So, I was constantly searching for someplace to keep my arm ... while still laying close to her." "And?" "What do you mean, "And"?" "That's like a metaphor for our whole relationship." "Jackass." "I'm all out." "I'll meet you at the food court." "I know exactly how he feels." "Excuse me." "Fill this with Coke, no ice." "Want a sip of my soda?" "Smartass ex-boyfriend." "You know who I am?" "A deeply resentful retail manager?" "Rene's with me now." "Okay?" "You got that?" "So don't be sniffing around her anymore like you tried to do today." "Shit!" "There goes the lung." "Listen to me." "I got two things to tell you." "I don't like you." "I see you every week in this mall." "I don't like shiftless layabouts." "You're one of these fucking loser mallrat kids." "You don't come here to work or shop, you hang out all day." "Act like you fucking live here." "I have no respect for people with no shopping agenda." "Is this what's known as motivated salesmanship?" "Rene told me to leave you alone, but she's fucking clueless." "The newly single often feel strangely protective of the ex-boyfriend." "If this is her idea of protective, hate to have her mad at me." "Now, you see, Bruce ..." "I like to pick up girls on the rebound from a disappointing relationship." "They're more vulnerable, they're in much more need of solace ... and they're fairly open to suggestion." "And I use that suggestion to fuck them someplace very uncomfortable." "What, like the back of a Volkswagen?" "No, like somewhere girls dread." "Oh!" "All right." "Now, uh ... is it because it's a challenge?" "Is it because it's taboo?" "Or is it because I like to, you know ... have them differently than they've ever been had before?" "This sounds like a discussion much more suited ... to an extended professional counseling session." "I'll go get a therapist for you." "Now, evidently, the only one that's gonna need a doctor here ... is yourself, my friend." "And my suggestion to you is ... forget you ever dated Rene." "Until I get what I'm looking for from this latest dalliance ..." "I better not find you within 10 city blocks of her ... otherwise I will be forced to do you some very serious damage." "All right?" "Hmm?" "We clear on that?" "Rene who?" "There you go." "Not bad, you're learning." "Well, all right, Bryce." "Bruce." "I'm glad we had this little chat." "I'll remember it when I'm fucking your girlfriend." "Oh, and, uh, my store's having a sale next weekend." "You should come by." "I'll cut you a nice deal on a suit." "Did we ever get along?" "Once or twice." "How come we went out as long as we did?" "You had cable." "So, are you gonna stay for the show?" "Absolutely not." "As soon as he gets back here, I'm gone." "T.S. Quint." "Where's your sense of chivalry?" "Oh, my God!" "Is that Brodie?" "You're fucking kidding?" "The Easter Bunny did this?" "All I said was the Easter Bunny at the Menlo Park mall was more convincing." "He just jumped the railing and knocked me down." "He's fucking dead!" "Oh, let it go." "He's under a lot of pressure." "What the hell happened to him?" "The guy in the Easter Bunny suit kicked his ass." "Fuck all that shit." "Come on, Silent Bob." "What really happened?" "The proprietor of Fashionable Male beat a rain check into my stomach." "Shannon Hamilton?" "You know that guy?" "I went out with him after we dated." "He tried to screw me somewhere very uncomfortable once." "What, like the back of a Volkswagen?" "Sounds like his M.O." "Can you get up?" "Am I still glowing?" "You're barely breathing." "Was Rene involved in any of this?" "This was an independent act of aggression." "He told me that his intentions were to penetrate my ex-girlfriend ... in the most notorious of body cavities." "Sounds just like him." "Oh, you better tell Rene." "Let him do whatever the hell he wants." "If she's not smart enough to see him for what he is, she deserves the discomfort." "I, on the other hand, have had just about all the discomfort I can stand for a day." "Oh, shit, I'm late." "I gotta go." "You're just gonna leave with him in this condition?" "I gotta split." "You gonna be okay?" "Couple of pins in the hip, I'll be good as new." "That's my boy." "Bye, guys." "Be good." "Women, always leaving you when you've just had the crap kicked out of you." "You look like you're gonna live to me." "You stay here." "I gotta hit the bathroom." "Please, don't say "hit!"" "All right, honey." "Don't forget to look for your Easter eggs on Sunday." "Bye-bye, Easter Bunny." " All right, who's next?" " It's hot in this goddamn suit!" "Hey, guys." "Wait in line like everybody else." "What the hell is this?" "This is for Brodie." "He's here." "What?" "Him and Brodie." "Don't sweat it, though." "He's leaving." "Oh." "He seems really broken up over this whole thing." "Maybe because we're broken up for good this time." "I remember when I dumped T.S." "I was all right with it till he started dating you." "A little jealousy residue?" "I thought so at first." "Then I realized it was more than that." "When I saw how he was with you, how well you two complemented each other ... it finally hit me that T.S. is a great catch." "Gwen, you were always cheating on him." "Capricious youth?" "Doesn't mean I wasn't regretful about it." "Jesus, Gwen." "The last thing I need at this point ... is a lecture on my love life." "All I'm saying is that the really good guys are few and far between." "In fact, I haven't met one since T.S." "Even if I did meet one, I guarantee I'd use him as the basis for my comparison." "You can have him if you want him." "Believe me, I might consider trying ... if he weren't so hung up on you." "Well, I gotta get home." "Have a great show." "Okay." "Bye." "Chocolate-covered pretzel?" "This is Roddy, Mr. Svenning's assistant." "Mr. Svenning would like to have a word with you." "Where?" "Ah, these are melting." "Copy that." "By the stage." "Tell him I'll be there in a minute." "What do you think?" "I don't trust it." "Maybe he's calmed down a little bit." "We'll talk reasonably." "Reasonably, shmeasonably." "You should go over there and give him shit." "You kidding?" "I'm trying to marry his daughter." "All right, so you can't scream at him, but after all he's done ... you should still kind of stick it to him." "How do you propose I do that?" "You stink-palm him." "Stink-palm?" "Take your hand and you stick it in your ass like this." "You've been walking all day and you're also nervous and no doubt you're sweaty as hell." "You should see yourself right now." "A man with his hand in his pants." "I probably look like my old man." "Now you shake hands with the guy." ""Hey, Mr. Svenning." "How've you been?"" "What's the point?" "Know how long it takes for that smell to come off?" "Scrub all you like, it'll stick around for at least two days." "How does he explain it to his colleagues and family?" "They'll think he doesn't know how to wipe his ass properly." "Meanwhile, you yourself are left with a hand that smells like shit?" "Small price to pay for the smiting of one's enemies." "I think I'll pass." "Do me a favor." "Stay here while I go talk to him." "I assure you, tonight's program will go off without a hitch." "I hope so, Jared, for your sake." "You picked a dangerous mall to host a game show in." "I hear the Easter Bunny was accosted this morning." "If there's anything even remotely resembling the trouble you had at the Governor's Ball ... you're gonna be hosting the Lotto drawing on public access the rest of your career." "Gentlemen, please trust me." "I have just taken the necessary precautions ... to insure everything will go smoothly." "Hmm?" "Nothing to worry about." "Sound test!" "I tell you what." "Why don't ..." "Why don't I meet you back here around show time?" "Somebody said you wanted to see me?" "Yes, I did." "You know what?" "I'm feeling a little less frazzled ... and I thought maybe we might chat." "Chat?" "Mmm-hmm." "Yes, chat." "All right, look." "I realize that the other night didn't go very well for you." "And I realize I'm to bear most of the blame for that." "Yes, you do." "But hey, it was a grant that would have enabled ... the station and myself to make the leap into syndication-viable programming ... leaving me, of course, with no choice ... but to peddle this show to the network execs and beg for a job." "No big deal." "It's okay." "And for that I'm sorry." "But to penalize Brandi and I, our relationship, for that ..." "Come on, isn't there some other way?" "I'm afraid not." "I mean, I can't exactly ask Brandi to marry me if ..." "Marry you?" "Yeah, I was gonna ask her to marry me when we got to Florida." "Oh ..." "You know, uh ..." "Uh ..." "I've always felt bad about the fact that I had to raise Brandi on my own." "Her mother, she left us when Brandi was only 3." "Well, her mother was a little immature." "She was only 15 at the time she had her." "Of course I was only 14." "But that's another story." "Anyway, ever since she left it was just the two of us." "But I've prided myself on the fact ... that I've instilled in her some strong values." "And while I know she's generally a good girl ..." "I also know that, being young once myself ... it's hard to sometimes ignore certain, uh ... urges." "Tingles." "Hmm?" "I'm not sure I follow you, sir." "Quint ..." "I accept the fact that you no doubt fucked my daughter." "The two of you ... have been dating long enough for you to have slimed your way into her panties ... and I'm sure you did just that at least once or twice ... in my own house, probably while I was at home." "The idea of that used to keep me awake at nights." "But now you give me something even worse to think about." "The notion of you ... as an albatross around my daughter's neck for the rest of her life ... is too much." "Brandi has a bright future." "She is an extremely intelligent and capable girl." "And I'm sure that one day she'll be even more successful than me." "Maybe." "But you ..." "You, on the other hand, have absolutely no ambition." "Hmm?" "And no chance of making it in the real world." "My daughter is too good for you." "You will never, ever be with her." "Hmm?" "If there isn't anything else ..." "Hey, fellas!" "Well, well, well, if it isn't my neighbor." "You been watching my family conduct any more of our satanic rituals lately?" "Please, sir, accept my apology for my juvenile behavior." "Damn!" "Would you feel that iron-grip handshake!" "Uh ..." "You know, with an imagination like yours ... you belong on TV." "Oh, that's your forte, sir." "And you do it so well." "So, what's going on here?" "T.S. and I were just discussing a few of his lesser points." "Of which he does have many." "Mmm." "Hey!" "Look at that ring." "What is that?" "That is my junior-college class ring." "Cum laude, '69." "I also hope to come loud one day, preferably in a 69." "Boy, look at the shine on that." "Mmm." "Do you polish it daily?" "You know, Bruce, once you eventually get a job ... and start working for a living ... you're gonna realize that there's not enough time in the day ... for such luxuries as ring polishing." "Is that so?" "Say, would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?" "They're a little melty, but, damn, are they exquisite." "If I remember correctly, you're a big pretzel fan." "Um ..." "Dark chocolate?" "Yeah!" "Oh, come on!" "No, please, no!" "They're awesome." "Here you go." "Thank you." "Mmm." "Oh." "That's good." "Very nice." "Being a man who, uh, believes in ..." ""one good turn deserves another"..." "Mmm." "I have something ... to offer ... the both of you." "Really, what's that?" "What is this?" "These are called handcuffs." "This is what is known as a precautionary measure." "Easy, boy, easy." "I couldn't risk having you screw up my career ... or make another play for Brandi." "Once I realized you two were in the mall" "I decided to set up this little ambush ... to remove ... you and your sidekick here from the premises, permanently." "Why am I his sidekick?" "How do you know he's not my sidekick?" "Well, that's something you're gonna have to figure out for yourself ... in jail." "Take them away!" "Yes!" "Whoo!" "Oh, joyous." "So good." "Mmm." "You're nothing but a lot of talk and a badge." "Rene!" "Get Jay and Silent Bob!" "Please!" "Hurry!" "Did somebody call your name?" "Um, I have to go to the bathroom." "Wait here, okay?" "Hey, anything for you, babe." "It's your day." "Thanks." "I'll tell you, what you need is a fatty-boombatty blunt." "Then I guarantee you see a sailboat ... an ocean, and maybe even some of them big-titted mermaids doing lesbian shit." "Look at me, look at me, you sloppy bitch!" "Dude, you're a mad chick magnet!" "T.S., Brodie, security guards." "Under arrest, they need help!" "Go!" "Wow." "A sailboat." "Brenda?" "Dick!" "This is illegal!" "You can't arrest us for nothing!" "Oh, all right." "I believe when Mr. LaFours turns us over to the police ... the bag of contraband that he's "found" on our persons ... will give them more than enough reason to keep us locked up." "At least for the duration of this evening's show." "Isn't that right, Mr. LaFours?" "Come, son of Jor-El!" "Kneel before Zod!" "Snootchy bootchies!" "Ha ha!" "Asshole." "Vulcan nerve pinch?" "That was close." "What about that stink-palm back there?" "He even licked his hand." "We gotta disappear, man." "They'll be looking for us." "Oh, thank you, man." "We owe you one." "You want to hide?" "I know just the place." "Whatever." "Let's just go." "Don't I even get to wash my hand first?" "Brodie!" "What the shit are we gonna do?" "Come on, we're fucked!" "They're right behind us." "Come on!" "Yeah!" "Bad-ass!" "Yeah!" "Where do you get those wonderful toys?" "This is where we're hiding out?" "This is the dirt mall!" "Cops never come in here." "Neither does any self-respecting consumer." "I never could figure out what you saw in this place." "Good buys." "Great people." "Earthy aromas." " Hey, Walt!" " Brodie!" "They know me here." "I wouldn't be too proud of that." "Listen to the sound of defeat in your voice." "Might it have to do with the fact that I've been defeated?" "Man, you're giving up?" "You?" "You used to be a stand-up kind of guy." "What happened to that guy?" "The guy who punched Amanda Gross' mother after she called him "low-class."" "That wasn't me, that was you." "Oh, yeah." "It wasn't her mother, it was her grandmother." "No wonder the bitch went down so fast." "You should have boards in them." "All right?" "Bloody savage." "That is one of your more admirably deplorable traits." "You, unlike me, would beat up somebody's grandmother ... or an entire senior citizens' community if you believed in the principle." "But only if they were really old." "Maybe I was deluded." "Maybe you were right this morning ... when you said if something stupid could change how she feels ... she's not into it in the first place." "You'd listen to me?" "To something I said?" "Jesus!" "Haven't I made it clear during the tenure of our friendship ... that I don't know shit?" "I mean, half the time I'm just talking out of my ass." "Or sticking my hand in it." "Sometimes, but on occasion you've been known to let a nugget of truth slip out." "This morning might have been one of those occasions." "You know what you need?" "Some sage-like advice." "You've given me enough for one day, thanks." "Not from me, from Ivannah." "Who's Ivannah?" "I can't even find the words." "Is that ingenuity or what?" "What's palm-reading have to do with being topless?" "It makes the news easier to take." "She could tell me I'll die in 10 minutes, so long as she told me topless." "Your maleness amazes me sometimes." "What can I say?" "I love tits." "What kind of people patronize this service?" "People like us." "Wait a minute, you're not suggesting—" "Don't be such a damn fundamentalist." "I've already reached my lowest." "This is where I draw the line." "You used to like tits, too." "I love tits as much as the next guy, but why pay some old hag good money ... for supernatural chicanery coupled with sagging, wrinkled, weathered boobs?" "You know, Quint ... you're a homosexual." "Man, this place is something out of Octopussy." "You've come for a glimpse at your future?" "Amongst other things." "Talents like those I possess are not to be taken lightly." "If you have heart condition, suffer from nervous nausea ... or have a family history of stress-induced breakdown ..." "Empire Entertainment recommends you do not partake ... in the fortune-telling activities contained within." "You guys still in?" "We're both healthy and strapping young men." "You give me $58.60." "What?" "You expect me to pay for this?" "I'm broke." "I'll pay you back." "I knew it." "I can't believe you." "I didn't even want to do this." "You'll thank me later." "Thank you." "Mmm." "All right, gentlemen, free your mind." "I'd like to free something." "Focus." "That's what I was thinking." "She said "focus." Whatever." "I sense a grave disturbance between you both." "A difficulty in affecting a resolution ... for a problem." "Something hard." "I'm convinced." "She's got the gift." "Try to contain yourself." "Miss, I appreciate the effort and I'm sure you're very good at ... whatever it is you do ... but my shallow friend isn't interested in his future, so you can cut the theatrics." "What a relief." "I do so much better when I don't have to say things in character." "You don't have to say anything at all." "You paid, I should tell you something." "In order to do that ..." "Mmm ..." "I have to work completely ... unfettered." "Oh, yes." "Oh, I can definitely sense the problem." "Here." "Girl trouble." "Apparently, you're both on the outs with your respective steadies." "That's amazing." "That's disgusting!" "Oh, you both feel the pain ..." "Ow!" "of loss." "But only one of you makes it vocal." "The other one suffers silently." "My God, you're right." "We gotta go." "How can this be resolved?" "I would say, yes ... combine your efforts." "You both have very strong auras ... and two strong auras produce positive results." "I feel nauseous." "So, in working together—" "You'll beat the odds." "The odds." "Yes." "Mmm, that's what I see." "Let me tell you what I see ..." "That's great!" "I don't buy her power." "All right, when's my birthday?" "Between the first and the last ... of October." "Did you hear that?" "Very haunting." "Let's go." "Why are you stuck here in this dirt mall and not in an upscale commercial setting?" "You could be raking in the dough with your kind of accuracy." "Believe it or not, some people still frown on topless fortune-telling." "Unfortunately, it's the only way that I'm effective." "Really?" "It's the third nipple that does it." "Oh, you have a third nipple?" "What are you talking about?" "It's clear as day!" "Look at it, for God's sake." "You can stare at it." "I don't mind." "No." "Understanding is reached ... only after confrontation." "Of course!" "Thank you so much." "I can't tell you how informative you've been." "Thank you very much." "And don't ever lose that nipple." "I won't." "Do you have ..." "Any other extra body parts?" "No." "Just curious." "You could double-check me, if you like." " Really?" " Come on!" "Works every time." "Mmm." "Cherry." "You're gonna what?" "I'll get on her dad's show." "Are you kidding?" "Last time he had dope planted on us." "What will he do this time?" "He can't touch us once it starts." "It's a live feed." "He can't risk losing face in front of the network execs." "It can't happen." "I'll make it happen." ""Understanding is reached only after confrontation."" "That's what Ivannah said." "Brandi will respond to confrontation." "Hey, man." "Didn't I see you on CNN?" "What the hell's your problem, anyway?" "You're supposed to be the impetuous one, not me." "Why are you fighting me?" "I'm being rational!" "You're scared you may want to follow my lead and win Rene back!" "Rene who?" "Whatever." "Just do me a favor." "Meet me by the stage once the show starts." "I'll need your help." "Where are you going?" "Shopping." "What the hell am I supposed to do?" "Hey, man!" "It wasn't me!" "Dude, this looks like your mom." "I've been looking all over for you two." "We're hiding." "In a bookstore?" "Last place anyone'd look for me and this tubby bitch." "I need your help." "What?" "You two up for getting stoned?" "Look who you're asking." "You looking at that couple inside?" "Actually, I was just looking at this little pink number over here." "That's kind of nice." "They look happy, don't they?" "What, the bras?" "No, the couple." "They look happy." "I guess, as far as couples go." "You know, it reminds me of an issue of Spider-Man I did." "When Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy went lingerie shopping." "Of course, the Green Goblin showed up ... and he pumpkin-bombed the hell out of the place." "But aside from that, it's pretty much the same thing." "Oh, my God!" "Holy shit!" "Aren't you ..." "Oh, Stan Lee." "Hi." "What's up, boys?" "You guys on this show?" "That's the rumor." "Man, between hoping to win, the crowd out there ... and being on TV, I'd be scared as hell if I were you two." "Yeah?" "Sure, man." "What if you fuck up?" "Your friends and family watching." "I'd be piss scared I'd get a boner or fucking fart or something." "He's got a point, man." "This is live." "Anything could happen." "Shut the fuck up, man." "You're making me nervous." "There's only one thing that could take off that edge." "Make you feel relaxed as hell." "Make you forget how many people are staring at you here and on TV." "And what's that?" "Snootchy-bootchy nootchies!" "The Fantastic Four." "Reed Richards." "Can his whole body stretch?" "I mean every part, you know, like his—" "I know what you mean." "We never really tackled stuff like that in the old days." "What with the comic-book code and all." "I can't believe I'm standing here talking to you!" "You're responsible for the greats." "Let's do the list." "Spider-Man?" "Guilty." "The Incredible Hulk?" "Afraid so." "This is so cool." "The X-Men?" "Now that you mention it." "Shit, man." "You are a god!" "Hey, look at that couple." "Boy, they sure seem to be in love, huh?" "What's with that?" "That's the second time you've commented on couples in love." "Well, I like that sort of thing." "Tell me, do you have a girlfriend, Brodie?" "Had one." "We just broke up." "The Thing?" "Is his dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body?" "It's a superhero secret." "Tell me, Brodie." "Why did you and your girlfriend break up?" "She was a pain in the ass." "She wanted me to be this typical boyfriend guy." "She said I was too into my own world of comics and all." "I can relate." "There was a time when it was all about comics for me." "I had a girl, probably the same as yours." "She always complained that I spent too much time with my own comics." "And eventually we broke up." "See, what did she know?" "Here you are now, a legend in the field." "You had a slew of women since her, right?" "Oh." "Lots of women." "Jagger and me, we had a running contest to see who had the most." "Matter of fact, last time I looked, I was way ahead." "Damn, that's hot!" "But I never forgot that girl." "Did you ever get back together with her?" "One day I found out she got married." "I had blown it." "I had missed my window." "No way." "What'd you do?" "I went on with my life." "I created some special new superheroes." "They were characters that reflected my own heartbreak and my own regrets." "How so?" "Doctor Doom wears body armor to conceal his own mangled form." "Right?" "Yeah." "That was me beneath the armor." "The Hulk." "A normal guy one minute, a rage of emotions the next." "Just like me when I thought about what I'd given up." "So you created each character as a way to deal with your one big regret." "Yeah, the girl that got away." "Look, do yourself a favor, Brodie." "Don't wait." "Because all the money, all the women ... even all the comic books in the world, they can't substitute for that one person." "I don't know." "All the comics in the world?" "Trust me, true believer." "Well, good talking to you." "Keep up all the good work." "You keep reading 'em, I'll keep writing 'em." "Hey, Stan!" "Yeah?" "She really meant that much to you?" "Brodie, I'd give it all up, all of it ... for just one more day with her." "Take care." "Stan!" "Hi!" "I think he bought it." "What kind of story did you give him?" "Oh, it was the Vulture's soliloquy, you know, from the Spider-Man anniversary issue." ""Love Be a Vulture Tonight." Yeah." "I can't thank you enough, Mr. Lee." "Oh, forget it." "You know, I think you ought to get him some help." "He seems to be really hung up on superheroes' sex organs." "But he'll outgrow it." "Oh, Mr. Lee?" "Yeah." "Excelsior!" "Oh, you got that right." "See you." "Cool." "I think I felt it move." "Just kidding." "Just the two I'm looking for." "I need help." "With what?" "Let me borrow the Shannon Hamilton tape." "Why?" "It's important!" "The future of my relationship depends on it." "It's at my house." "Take T.S.'s station wagon, parked in 2D." "I don't even have a license." "Just go!" "You still got that stage schematic?" "I need you to wire something together for me." "Oh, Jesus." "What's with him?" "Oh, I don't know." "I'm suddenly not feeling too well." "But everything is fine." "We're about to start." "Oh, you are in for something really special tonight, gentlemen." "I have lined up ..." "Excuse me." "Jesus." "Sorry." "I have lined up some really bright kids here." "This promises to be a lot of fun." "I'm sure you're gonna love it." "Shouldn't you be in bed or something?" "No." "I wouldn't miss this for the world." "Make sure everybody's ready and let's start." "How much did you smoke?" "All it took was a fat chronic blunt." "These guys were lightweights." "How much do I owe you?" "My treat." "As long as you promise, next time you pop your old lady ... you make her call you "Jay." Snootchy bootchies." "Let's hope there is a next time." "All right, I'm ready." "You're never gonna believe who I just met." "What the hell happened to these two?" "Power of the Dark Side." "Wait, there's only two." "There's supposed to be three." "Where's the third guy?" "I never saw a third guy." "Who's this asshole?" "What the hell happened to those guys?" "They got lightheaded." "You got that right." "They gonna cancel the show?" "What do you care?" "I'm supposed to be on it." "I'm Gil Hicks." "Suitor Number Three." "We're taking their place." "I'm T.S. Quint." "This is Brodie Bruce." "Didn't I see you on the news?" "Dude." "Don't give him any shit, all right?" "Something's going on here." "Where's Mr. Svenning?" "Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diphtheria." "What happened to those two?" "They got sick." "We volunteer to take their place." "Isn't this guy from Monmouth State?" "He and that broad tried to kill the Governor." "Yes, it is." "All right, Quint." "I don't know how you got back in, but I'm alerting Mr. Svenning." "We'll postpone the start until we figure this all out." "You called down the thunder, now you've got it!" "Security!" "Hey, Roddy!" "What?" "Jesus Christ, you knocked him out." "Now hit him!" "Somebody call security?" "What happened to those two?" "They got stoned and knocked him out." "He needs medical attention." "That's not what happened." "Ow!" "Could you have him removed?" "The show's about to start." "Whatever." "Look, dude." "No more shit, all right?" "Just go out and woo like you're supposed to and nobody gets hurt." "When Tricia shows up with the videotape, you get it to Silent Bob, understand?" "I'm on it." "Wait a sec, where is that tubby bitch?" "Good evening and welcome to Truth or Date." "One match made here ignites the fires of romance." "Hi, I'm Bob Summers, your host ... and tonight we'll watch as one of our three lucky suitors ... woos our beautiful, eligible suitor-ette." "Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for romance in the making ... as we introduce the suitors!" "Our first suitor goes to Marymount College where he majors in Economics." "Say hi to Doug Paging." "Do it, Doug!" "Our second suitor hails from Canisius College in Buffalo ... where he majors in Communications." "Say hi to Rob Feature." "Our final suitor goes to Rutgers ... where he majors in Fine Arts and Greek mythology." "A nice welcome for Gil Hicks." "Pay attention, dick." "May the best man win." "And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce our lovely suitor-ette." "From Monmouth State, where she majors in Astronomy and Earth Sciences ... a big welcome for the lovely Brandi Svenning." "All right, everybody knows how the game is played." "Our lovely suitor-ette will ask a series of questions of our suitors ... and make her decision based on their answers." "Anything goes!" "Brandi, are you ready?" "Absolutely, Bob." "Then you may fire when ready." "Okay." "Um." "Suitor Number One." "If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?" "Um, the kind you'd never dump your boyfriend in." "Okay." "Suitor Number Two." "Can't you call me the Second Suitor?" ""Suitor Number Two" sounds like a bathroom code, you know?" "Now, the Second Suitor ... sounds like a figure of mystery." "Like I belong on the grassy knoll." "Okay." "Second Suitor." "If we were making whoopee—" "What's whoopee?" "Um." "If we were ..." "If we were being intimate ..." "What, like fucking?" "Yeah." "If we were, you know, what kind of noises would you make?" "No, I think that's kind of personal." "I don't think I should answer that." "Uh, Suitor Number Three." "What would our first date be like?" "First I'd take you shopping to the stores you'd want to shop in." "And then we'd do a little lunch, probably at the Cheese Haus ... followed by some golfing." "Then at night, we'd take in an opera, probably Die Fledermaus." "Then I'd follow it all up with a drive to a secluded beach ... where I'd pop on the radio ... and then we could slow dance till the sun came up." "That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard!" "I mean, look at you, you're the kind of guy that would beg for sex." "I should know, we can smell our own." "Suitor Number One." "If we fell in love, how would you propose to me?" "When Jaws popped out of the water." "Excuse me?" "I'll propose to you right now." "I propose you stop letting your father run your life ... and be true to yourself and not give up on someone you know has value." "Yeah, and take off your socks when you make whoopee ... or whatever that word is." "He hates it when you leave them on." "What?" "Hypothetically speaking." "Suitor Number One, you sound familiar." "Like your conscience, maybe?" "Look, lady." "You don't know him, all right?" "Now make with the questions." "Suitor Number Three." "Is your kiss like a soft breeze ... a firm handshake, or a jackhammer?" "What's the funny guy doing with his hands?" "I don't want to know." "What the fuck is going on up there?" "Never mind." "You go tell LaFours to call the police." "I want the fucking Department down here now to arrest those guys." "Now." "Go." "Definitely a jackhammer." "I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done ... you're not the same as before." "You're changed." "Where do you come up with this shit?" "That is the cheesiest response to an honest question I've ever heard." "I saw you kiss and it wasn't anything like that." "Suitor Number Two, you have to wait until you're addressed before you respond." "Richard Dawson, go back to your podium until it's time to play the Feud, all right?" "Who did you see me kiss?" "Some dude backstage." "I don't know who he was, but he seemed unimpressed." "I didn't kiss any guy backstage, I swear." "I'm not gay." "Hey, Suitor-ette, this guy's a homophobe." "You heard how repulsed he sounded." "Is this the kind of guy you want to spend a vacation with?" "This hate monger?" "I don't hate gay people!" "So you love them?" "Yes!" "I mean, no!" "Textbook closet case." "Self-loather." "Can't be comfortable with his own sexuality." "Brodie said to give this to you." "Are you watching this shit, man?" "It's fucked up!" "I don't want to be here when that tape does what I think it's going to do." "Why the hell not, man?" "This shit is dope." "Holy fuck." "He'll kill him." "Who'll kill who?" "LaFours, man." "Silent Bob, he's my fucking board, man." "What am I going to fucking do?" "Point him out." "Miss Suitor-ette, how about you answer a question for me?" "Um, I don't think that—" "How strong are your convictions?" "Hi." "Would you be interested in partaking in some psycho-behavioral research?" "What are you talking about?" "How easily do you quit?" "Say you wind up with one of us." "Hopefully not Rush Limbaugh, over here." "I'm not like Rush Limbaugh!" "Why not, because he's fat?" "You got something against fat people, too?" "Snootchy bootchies!" "Are you ready?" "Uh." "If I have a conviction, I stick to it." "Were you ever in love?" "Yes, as a matter of fact." "Oh, really?" "What happened to your boyfriend?" "We broke up." "Why?" "It just didn't work out." "I mean, were you unhappy?" "Sometimes." "Why?" "I don't know." "The usual baggage." "He lacked a sense of romance." "He almost ruined my father's career." "He got me implicated in an attempted murder." "That was an accident." "T.S.?" "Hey, what about the rest of us?" "Why don't you ask me a question?" "Suitor Number Two." "Hey, what about me?" "Gil, just shut the fuck up!" "Second Suitor ... would you ever make whoopee in public?" "I already did once today." "But my cousin Walter jerked off in public once." "True story." "He was on a plane to New Mexico, when all of a sudden the hydraulics went." "The plane started spinning around, going out of control." "He decides it's all over, whips it out and starts beating it right there." "All the passengers take a cue from him, they whip it out and start beating like mad." "So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom ... when all of a sudden ... the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself." "It lands safely ... and everyone puts their pieces, or whatever, away and deboard." "Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else." "Did he come or what?" "Jesus Christ, Gil!" "There are just some things you do not mention in public." "Second Suitor ... if you were a comic-book character, what character would you be?" "Wow, that's a great question." "A tough one, though." "What does one gauge his response on?" "Physical prowess?" "Keen detection skills?" "The ability to banter well with super villains?" "How's your comic-book collection, Brodie?" "Oh, it's going good." "But, I mean—" "Oh, comics!" "What are you talking about?" "I don't collect comics." "Comics are for kids!" "I knew it." "Suitor Number One ... you just don't know when to quit, do you?" "No." "No, but you sure do." "I thought you were in love." "I was." "But you complicated my life." "How so?" "Well, you placed me in such a damned uncomfortable position with my father ..." "Twice even." "What was I supposed to do?" "Show a little backbone." "I was ready to show a little backbone." "And then you had to show up with Bumbler the Boy Wonder over there ... and screw things up further, proving ... that you never took the situation seriously." "Boy Wonder?" "I'm all man, lady!" "I've never done anything but show interest in you." "Our whole goddamn romantic career I doted on you." "The minute things got dicey, you cracked." "There we were, mere hours from spending an entire week together ... away from our family, school." "She throws in the towel because her daddy says so." "He got us shot at by the Federal authorities." "He brought his troublemaker friend over to my house ... where he proceeded to allow news cameras ... to take naked videos of my father." "Then he had the audacity to inform me ... that on this vacation that we were supposed to take ... that he was going to propose to me, without even discussing it with me first." "We've been talking about getting married since high school." "He could have approached my father, man to man ... and made his intentions clear." "He could have apologized for all the problems that he caused." "But what does he do instead?" "He just goes on with his life." "I mean here he is." "He's hanging out at a mall." "You put yourself on an auction block for God's sake ... in front of a live studio audience." "Do I get a chance to field any more questions?" "No!" "Look, I think I should say something here." "I know both of you pretty well." "Suitor-ette ..." "Suitor Number One has done nothing but pine over you all day ... trying to figure out a way to win you back." "When this public opportunity to literally do that arose ... he pulled his shit together, risked life and limb ... and faced the odds to get up here and give it his best shot." "I'm tired of this whole thing!" "You're both retarded for each other!" "Forget about the shit that happened and do what you're supposed to!" "I think the audience would agree with me there." "Ask her, you silly bastard!" "Miss Suitor-ette ..." "Suitor Number One loves you ... has always loved you, and will always love you." "He's only got one question that he'd like to ask." "Will you marry me?" "Yes." "Snootchy bootchies, Brodie-nootchies!" "Are we set or what?" "Good to go." "Hey, did you see LaFours out there?" "No." "For a minute there, I thought that we were in trouble." "Oh, a sailboat." "I think it's safe to say, we've made our match." "These two lucky people will soon be winging their way ... to beautiful, sunny Florida for a week of theme parks, beaches ... and a lot more from the look of it!" "I guess that about wraps it up for—" "Not just yet, Pat Sajak." "All right?" "You!" "All right." "I believe you have something that belongs to me." "Yeah?" "What's that?" "Not you, asshole!" "The girl." "You have my heart." "What can I say?" "I love the retard." "Wait a minute." "I thought tonight we were supposed to, you know ..." "Hamilton!" "Let's try to wrap this up, all right?" "I promised her breakfast." "All right, that's it." "You're dead, mallrat." "I'm going to fuck you up beyond repair!" "Sailboat." "Sailboat." "Goddamn sailboat." "What in Christ's name took you guys so long?" "Get your asses up there and arrest those guys." "The one with the girl and the one with the microphone." "For what?" "Trespassing, public lewdness, FCC violation." "Food poisoning." "Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way ... is a pillar of the shopping community ... who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his ... to screw my girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place." "What?" "Like the back of a Volkswagen?" "And as he comes up here to ..." "Holy shit!" "Without further ado, I'd like to present you all ... with an accurate portrayal of the proprietor of Fashionable Male." "Now, Silent Bob!" "I said now, Silent Bob!" "When, Lord?" "When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?" "Now, now, now!" "Who's your favorite New Kid?" "Call me Joey." "Oh, yeah." "Don't make me get loose." "I think that's it." "Yeah." "Call me Donnie." "Come on." "Oh, girl." "Yeah, please don't go." "No wonder why she walks all fucked up." "That girl's only 15." "Oh, 15?" "I thought she was 36." "Hey, come on, guys." "Tell me you wouldn't have popped her?" "Where you're going ... they screw people in a very uncomfortable place." "Really?" "Yeah." "You can't strike a prisoner in police custody." "Oh, come on, just once?" "All right, but make it fast." "Would you have gone on vacation with the winner?" "What do you think?" "I don't know, I think you would have." "But I would have sent you a postcard." "What the hell is wrong with me?" "If the tape was out of your reach, how the hell did you get it?" "The Jedi mind trick!" "Holy shit!" "Motherfucking Yoda and shit!" "Adventure?" "Excitement?" "A Jedi craves not these things." "Holy!" "You spoke." "There was never anything good to say before." "Did you see that shit?" "Do you call that romance?" "I call that illegal." "So." "So what?" "I was just wondering, if maybe you're not busy tomorrow night ..." "Yeah?" "Would you like to have dinner at my house and meet my mother?" "I can't guarantee she'll like you, but ..." "Hey, want a cookie?" "It's on me." "It was just a warm-up." "Please, come on?" "The show would always go smoother and be less racy." "The show was a piece of shit." "Unoriginal, uninspired, you know." "The only thing that saved it was this guy here." "I'm Bentley Garrison, with the network." "Me and Mason thought you were hysterical." "Hilarious." "You've got great presence, kid." "Have you ever considered hosting your own talk show?" "Yeah." "Him?" "Excuse me, sir." "Are you the producer of this program?" "Of course I am, you stupid shit." "And I want those two guys arrested." "Sir, you are under arrest." "What?" "What for?" "For broadcasting lewd or indecent images in a public forum ... and violation of about 19 FCC regulations." "Jesus Christ!" "And for vomiting on my shoes." "Yeah?"

"Hi, how are you today?" "And we're still on" "For the regional manager's meeting oh." "Tomorrow at 4:00?" "Great." "Yeah, thank you." "Okay, great." "Okay, thank you." "Bye-bye." "Oh, I'm so" "I did not mean to interrupt." "No pblem." "Don't you usually have" "The little tablet thingy with you?" "Yeah." "Uh, I usually do." "Is there something else, or..." "I used to be a webelo." "[laughs] and?" "Um, the webelos..." "Cub scouts?" "Your brownie patch." "Oh!" "Oh, yeah." "No, I" "I tually found that online." "It's kitschy, right?" "I was gonna put it on one of my jackets." "Oh, that's" "Oh, that's, uh-- yeah, that's cool." "Hey, bethany," "We still on for drinks tonight?" "Of course." "You better not keep me out too late this time." "We'll see." "(bethany) no, no, no, no." "No, no, please." "Don't do this to me!" "No." "What happened?" "Damn it!" "Oh, my god!" "Do not crash on me." "This is not happening." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Please hold the elevator." "I've got to find an I.t. Guy." "This is a disaster." "Oh, you dropped your ph" "Are you okay?" "Get away from me!" "Oh, no." "Bethany?" "Bethany!" "Stop it!" "Stop it!" "²¨Ê¿¶Ù ÂéÊ¡" "I'm telling you because you knew about john" "And you didn't say anything, so I trust you." "At least enough for me to not think" "You're gonna think I'm crazy." "Oh, of course not." "I saw him last night." "You saw john." "(olivia) yes, in my kitchen." "Standing about as far from me as you." "Hello, liv." "(olivia) I grabbed my gun," "But he was gone." "I know he wasn't there." "Obviously." "I--I just" "Let me see." "You fall in love with your partner..." "Who betrays you..." "And your country." "He dies in your arms." "Then he shows up in your kitchen" "And you're wondering if that's grounds" "To recuse yourself." "Yeah, okay, well, we can start with that." "I say no." "You're the one that exposed him." "Bare minimum," "That makes you indispensable." "You want my advice?" "Next time john shows up for a nightcap..." "Give him one." "I'm being serious." "So am I." "You think a few weeks pass" "And everything you went through just goes away?" "Don't fight it." "Don't beat yourself up." "You're good at that." "That's a character flaw." "It'll get easier." "¹þ·ð´óѧ" "Did she say what it was about?" "Olivia?" "No." "She'll tell us when she gets here." "How are you feeling?" "Never been better." "Oh?" "You look quite the opposite." "Maybe that's 'cause I had a little trouble" "Sleeping last night." "Oh, I had trouble sleeping myself." "I was thinking about that man." "The one who tortured you." "Something about him." "So familiar." "Peter, when I was in st." "Claire's" "We don't have to talk about this." "It's not important." "But it is important." "You cannot imagine what it's like" "For a man like me" "To not have access to parts of his mind." "You're doing fine, walter." "Dr. Bishop." "Peter." "Ah, visiting hours." "Everybody put on their best straight jacket." "At approximately 10:17 a.m.," "A massive power surge struck a downtown high-rise" "In worcester, massachusetts." "As a result, an elevator on the 26th floor" "Plummeted straight to the basement." "Eight passengers died." "Did the cable snap?" "That's what's strange." "The elevator didn't fall." "It drove itself into the ground." "That's not possible." "Nine months ago, a maglev train in tokyo" "Plowed through a crowded station." "Publicly," "Reported as human error." "In reality, caused by a power surge" "Of unknown origin." "Intelligence chatter speculated" "That it might be a demonstration" "Of a new weapon technology." "(olivia) it's possible that this morning's event" "Was another demonstration." "To override the elevator's circuitry" "Would require a-- a discharge" "Of immense power" "And precision." "I've made arrangements for you" "To be received at the building." "We need to know what happened," "How it happened," "And who's behind it." "I'm peter simmons, the building's engineer." "Olivia dunham, fbi." "This is my team," "Peter bishop and dr." "Walter bishop." "So you've been briefed on what's happened?" "Mm-hmm." "Damn elevator powered itself into the floor." "Never seen anything like it." "Shouldn't the brakes have come on automatically?" "Well, that's the thing." "They did." "I mean, the safety's clamped onto the rails all right," "But for some reason, the motor just kept going." "Nearly melted the shoes, which is technically" "Impossible?" "Yeah, we're seeing a lot of that lately." "You know your elevators." "Mit drop-out." "Is there any security camera footage?" "Nope." "All the cameras fritzed." "Hey, can you people move out of there?" "Fbi coming through." "So how could an elevator drive itself?" "It's almost like another generator came online," "Jacked into the system, and overloaded it" "With double or triple the voltage." "Exit wound burns." "Subconjuctival hemorrhages." "This woman displays" "All of the symptoms of a classic" "Thermoelectric trauma." "What are you two saying?" "He's saying that all these people were electrocuted." "Electrocuted." "May I?" "That's lovely." "24 carat gold." "Traces of nickel," "Possibly cobalt." "How are you doing that?" "This entire space is charged" "With electromagnetic energy." "Far beyond that which occurs in nature." "There's still residual magnetic energy" "From whatever electrocuted these people." "I need to examine the victims' belongings." "And one of the bodies as well." "Are you saying you may know how this happened?" "No, not yet." "But I can tell you" "Every one of the passengers in this elevator" "Was dead by the time they hit the ground." "I've worked on a project where I've seen this before." "The government had asked me if it was possible" "To make a human being trackable by pigeons." "Like homing pigeons?" "What possible use could that serve?" "Well, I'm sure it had something" "To do with the commies." "It always did back then." "Regardless, our theory was that" "Human beings are merely" "Highly complex electrical systems." "Um..." "Battery, please, olivia." "The heart, the brain" "Driven by electrical impulses." "And because everyone has" "A unique electromagnetic signature," "Like a fingerprint," "Then we theorized that properly altered," "Pigeons should be able to hone into that signature." "Like the way they know how to fly south for the winter." "Precisely." "But the human field was too weak," "So we tried to augment it" "And make it strong enough for the birds to detect." "Did it work?" "Oh, yes." "But the side effects negated our plans." "There was one test subject," "Every time she hiccupped, the lights would dim." "So you're saying these people" "Coulcontrol electronic devices?" "No, not deliberately." "But I did surmise that it should be possible." "[electric zapping]" "Oh." "Did you just make that thing come back to life?" "No, not in this particular instance." "But it does confirm my theory." "What theory?" "Didn't I say?" "No." "Well, someone has pursued this idea." "They have amplified" "A person's electromagnetic field." "And in fact," "It is the residual energy from that person" "That is making this heart pump." "And further," "It is that person" "Who is responsible for the deaths in the elevator." "So you don't think it was a weapon" "That electrocuted those people?" "No." "It was a human being." "[male reporter #1 on tv] accident occurred just after 10:00 a.m." "Here at the herndon building in downtown worcester." "Hey, ron wanted to see you." "...haven't yet been released," "Dropped 26 stories to their death" "When the building's elevator system" "Failed catastrophically." "What's wrong with you?" "Investigators are now looking into possible answers" "As to why the emergency brakes..." "You look sick." "[male reporter #2 on tv] thank you, daniel." "Excuse me, mr." "Boynton." "Where have you been?" "Excuse me?" "Do you remember last week what I said to you?" "The words I used?" "How sympathetic I was?" "What did I-- what did I say?" "That--that you" "Yeah, that you were watching my performance." "I said you had to stay on the damn grid" "And stick to the schedule." "Because the system here," "Even when things are working, depends on people like you" "Being, at the very least, reliable." "I've--I've" "Had a really hard day." "Guess what?" "Your day is fantastic compared to mine." "No, it's not." "What the hell's on your uniform?" "What?" "What is that?" "I don't--I don't know." "And I'm--I'm not sure." "I'll tell you what." "I'll make it easy." "It's not your uniform anymore." "Get your ass down to the locker-- wait." "Take it off and leave it there." "No, but--but please." "I take care of my mother." "Yeah, and I take care of my family." "And one of the ways I do that" "Is to employ smart, reliable, capable people." "And you are none of those things." "Please." "You're fired." "Go." "Mr. Boyn" "Get outta here, meager." "I don't want to see you in this building anymore." "Get the hell outta here!" "Here." "Thanks." "I thought you left hours ago." "I could say the same about you." "What are you reading?" ""neural distortion in human subjects."" "And what's all this for?" "I'm just trying to wrap my head" "Around an idea walter had." "He believes that it may be a person" "Who was responsible for the herndon incident." "Not a person wielding some kind of device." "A person who has somehow developed the ability" "To affect, or maybe even control, electrical devices." "And I suppose the good doctor" "Has a theory how that's possible." "He thinks this person was altered in some way." "Extensive procedures." "Chemical therapy." "What?" "In the course of investigating" "Other pattern cases," "We've come across a handful of clinics." "Off the grid operations that solicited clients" "By making the same kinds of claims" "You see advertised on tv at 3:00 a.m." "Only they weren't actually providing weight loss" "Or hair growth." "What were they really doing?" "Have you ever heard of a man named jacob fischer?" "No." "Doctor of biotechnology." "Wanted in four states and three countries" "For illegal human experimentation." "Surgical alterations," "Radical hormone therapy." "Using average citizens as unwitting guinea pigs." "One subject s pumped full of stimulants" "And kept awake for a solid year." "Fed on a steady visual diet of horrific images." "I only bring it up" "Because if dr." "Bishop is right," "And there is a person" "With these extraordinary capabilities," "It might very well be that someone made him this way." "I'd like to read the files on dr." "Fischer." "I'll have them transferred to your terminal." "But it's not easy stuff to look at." "[distant clanging]" "Hello?" "[elevator dings]" "Hey, liv." "It's okay." "It's okay." "It's just me." "I know this doesn't make any sense to you." "Even if it did," "I know you don't have any reason to trust me." "But that's what I'm asking you to do." "We don't have much time." "I'm here to help." "You tried to kill me." "No, liv." "I loved you." "[gasping]" "You know that." "You know I loved you." "I did." "Always." "I can prove it to you." "But not here." "It's--it's just not the way it works." "You're on the right track." "I'm here to tell you that." "You're looking for a person," "But jacob fischer is after him also." "You need to get to him first," "Before fischer can use him." "Use him for what?" "[breathing heavily]" "Use him for what?" "How do you know that?" "I will prove it, liv." "That I love you." "Always." "But not just yet." "You're just gonna have to wait." "(olivia) there were weight sensors in the elevator." "So just before impact," "The car weighed 1,440 pounds." "The combined weight of the victims, 1,275 pounds." "Leaving a discrepancy of 165 pounds." "Meaning someone walked out of there alive." "Okay." "Somebody got lucky." "So what?" "Walter's theoretical test subject." "I think he's real" "And that this might be him." "The only problem with that scenario" "Is that it doesn't make sense." "If he was in the elevator car," "He should've been electrocuted" "Just like everybody else." "And that's if the impact didn't kill him first." "Not necessarily." "If this person is both the source and the conductor" "Of a large amount of electrical current," "Then it could well induce a form" "Of electrodynamic levitation." "That's the technology behind maglev trains." "They essentially float on an electromagnetic cushion." "So he floated." "Like my necklace in the elevator?" "Um, no, but..." "It is possible that he could've levitated" "Long enough to escape the brunt of the impact." "That still doesn't make sense." "If you can sabotage machines," "You wouldn't sabotage one you're in." "[chuckles]" "Unless it was unintentional." "An accident." "Maybe whoever we're looking for" "Isn't in control of their abilities." "Maybe they don't even know what they're doing." "Then we shouldn't be looking for big events." "We should be looking for small ones." "Unintentional ones." "[zap] oh, come on!" "Damn it!" "Just a small discharge." "Negligible compared to the voltage" "Coursing through that elevator." "I say we need to find this person and soon." "Before he finds out exactly what he's capable of." "Wool socks." "(olivia) charlie, thanks for waking up the team." "Sure, look, we got reports of anomalies" "Clusterearound the outlying parts" "Of worcester and the herndon building." "Parking garage, gates," "Automatic doors, a few cctvs." "Well, we need more." "Enough to discern a pattern." "You know, saying somebody's doing all this." "You do know that's crazy, right?" "If it weren't, we wouldn't be looking for him." "Mmm, joseph." "Mom." "What time is it?" "Where the hell have you been?" "Mom." "I think I made a big mistake." "You?" "Surprise." "No, pl" "Please just listen to me." "Please." "A few months ago," "I was reading this magazine," "And there was this ad in the back" "About tapping into your hidden potential, you know?" "And I--I figured it couldn't hurt." "So I went down to this office." "They did some tests." "Did you give them money?" "No, just listen" "What the hell's the matter with you?" "They put me under some hypnosis." "I don't know." "And they--they said they were gonna, uh, realign" "The electrical impulses of my brain." "Make it mimic a more confident person." "Oh" "No, but they did something to me!" "They changed me." "I can't remember." "And now all these things have been happening." "I don't know what to do." "I don't know what to do." "What do I" "I'm dying-- stop it!" "Get a hold of your" "Damn it, mom!" "For once, please!" "Please help me." "Pills." "Oh, my god, oh, my god." "No, no, no, please." "Pills." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Joseph meegar." "You don't have to be scared, joseph." "We want to help you." "We're here to adjust your medication." "You did this to me." "What did you" "Looking for anything unusual." "Systems going offline," "Random power surges." "Hey, I've got another incident." "Hold on." "Bicoastal parcel." "Guy lost his hand in a conveyor malfunction." "Bicoastal parcel?" "Yeah." "I gotta call you back." "What?" "Herndon building security sign-in sheet." "Bicoastal parcel." "Joseph meegar." "She was found dead." "A pacemaker malfunction." "Olivia thinks they may have found our guy." "Yeah, now we just have to find him." "Time of death was around 1:15 a.m.," "So god knows where he could be by now." "Ask her what's visible in the event perimeter." "Electronic, specifically." "Walter wants to know what's in the apartment." "What kind of gadgets." "(peter on phone) uh, specifically electronics." "Um, okay, there's a answering machine." "An answering machine." "(olivia on phone) telephone." "Telephone." "Boom box." "Boom box." "Fan." "Fan." "B--boom box." "That's a device for playing music." "Cassette tapes, yes?" "Yes, but now's not really the time." "Anything else, olivia?" "(olivia on phone) television." "(peter) a television." "(olivia on phone) lamps." "(peter) a lamp." "Walter, walter." "Pay attention, would you?" "We're doing this for you." "Tell olivia to come home." "I know how to find him." "So..." "So what is this?" "This is the sort of work I was born for." "You were hoping for something more specific, maybe?" "Everyone has a unique magnetic fingerprint." "I said that, yes?" "But it is limited." "Barely traceable," "Except in people like mr." "What's his name?" "Meegar." "Meegar." "But since mr." "Meegar has been enhanced," "He'll give off a stronger signal than your average joe." "So what's that got to do with the cassette tape?" "The cassette tape is as simple as it gets." "Once exposed to a magnetic field," "It remains permanently magnetized." "Given the strength of mister..." "Meegar's electromagnetic signature," "Plus his proximity to the tape," "I have little doubt" "That that cassette has been imprinted" "With meegar's electrical signature." "It--it's kind of like when a film camera" "Double-exposes a picture." "Gotcha." "Now we just take out the music" "And see what we have left." "Uh-huh." "Well..." "Wait, wait, wait-- there it is." "[slaps knee, stomps foot]" "That's him." "That's mister... (all) meegar." "Yes." "Now to find meegar." "How?" "Birds." "Wait, you mean that pigeon thing?" "Mm-hmm." "You believe we can find him using pigeons?" "It's possible." "As I've said," "I can program carrier pigeons" "To track a strong electromagnetic field." "We have his signature." "Now all we need are birds." "I--I wish you told me earlier," "Because then I could've been working on it." "So how many?" "Not many." "Two dozen." "Two dozen." "[scoffs] great." "[door slams]" "Wait...where am I?" "Tell fischer he woke up." "What is-- what is this place?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "What are you" "No, no, no!" "No, wait, no--please!" "Please, please, please!" "[electric zapping]" "(peter) you ready?" "(walter) yes, ideal." "Walter, you're not gonna accidentally fry" "One of those pigeons?" "Stranger things have happened." "That's his motto." "As I said," "Pigeons contain traces of magnetite in their beaks." "Like hundreds of tiny" "Compass needles." "The tesla coils will create" "An artificial electromagnetic field," "Which I have already matched" "With mister..." "Uh, whatever's unique signature," "And will now imprint onto the pigeon." "So we set all of these birds free and they..." "Fly to joseph meegar." "Yeah, I know." "Me too." "I'll believe it when I see it." "Step back." "Work to be done." "[crackling]" "Gps chip's ready?" "Yep." "So we're putting gps chips on carrier pigeons" "To find a man who can control electricity?" "I have you to thank for that, don't I?" "Yeah, that's me." "[unintelligible whisper]" "No!" "You listened." "You're not real." "The last time we spoke," "You listened." "You stay the hell away from me." "Liv." "I didn't betray you." "You know that." "In your heart." "You know I wasn't the one." "[footsteps approaching]" "(peter) hey." "I think this bird thing" "Might actually work." "You okay?" "Hey, charlie." "Oh, thanks." "Did I miss anything?" "I think the show's about to start." "I know we've only been together for a short time," "But I think I'm going to miss them." "Such majestic creatures." "They're rats with wings." "You'll get over it." "[electronic beeping]" "All right, gps is active." "Excellent." "Then we're ready." "Ladies and gentlemen," "Start your engines." "[engine revs]" "Start it up." "(walter) come on, come on." "[whistles sharply] [laughing]" "Are you sure this is gonna work?" "Of course not." "(peter) seriously, if this works" "You're gonna have some more faith" "In your father?" "No." "So what do we do now?" "We gotta tie the gps to the mainframe." "Genius." "And we're in." "And there are the birds." "I don't see them." "Yeah, we lost the birds." "They're going northwest" "Towards mill street." "[peter on speaker] we're approaching mill now." "Uh, make a left." "Take a left." "[tires squealing]" "I see them." "(peter) all right, we got 'em." "I see 'em." "Glad you got the car washed?" "Ah!" "Ah!" "What is that?" "It is unfair." "And I appreciate that." "The position you find yourself in now" "Must be so surreal for you." "Oh, my god!" "What did you do to me?" "My head...hurts so much." "Those had to be subdermal." "They can be removed later." "What am I doing here?" "No-no-no--ah!" "You don't realize" "What you are." "I'm scared." "Okay?" "You wanted to be confident." "That's why you came to us." "No, I don't want to be confident." "I don't need to be confident." "But you are now." "I just want my life back!" "I just want to go back to how it was, please!" "Look what science has made you, joseph." "You are special." "No." "Make a right on tempest." "Take your next right." "[tires squeal]" "All right, I think they've stopped." "There." "(peter) all right, I got 'em." "I see 'em." "Okay, we're heading there now." "Then our work is done." "Good luck." "Hey, you stay here." "Whatever you say, boss." "I'm not gonna ask." "Good." "What is it?" "Visitors." "Front entrance." "Take him out through the back." "Wait at the depot." "You'll be contacted there." "What about you?" "He's the priority." "No movement." "Stand back." "Where are you taking me?" "Get in." "Get those hands up." "(charlie) I said get your hands in the air." "Joseph meegar." "Where is he?" "I'm sorry." "Who?" "Take upstairs." "We'll go around." "Freeze!" "Stop!" "Joseph!" "Stop or I will shoot!" "They're gonna keep him heavily sedated for a while." "Don't want him pulling his whole electro-man thing." "." "Meegar." "Miss, no one will tell me where I'm going." "To the hospital." "They're going to perform some exams." "Check to see that your head's okay." "And then I'm gonna have some questions for you." "I want to go home." "I didn't want to hurt anybody." "We're going to help you." "That's what they said." "Please..." "I want to go home." "I'm afraid we can't let you do that." "That one can go out the back." "Thank you, my dear." "What's my name?" "Starts with "a."" "Yes?" "Astrid." "[laughs]" "I knew it." "Ah, olivia." "Peter told me to tell you, if I saw you," "That he was returning the pigeons." "Walter." "What's" "It's milk." "From gene." "Do you want some?" "(olivia) I'll pass." "Are you certain?" "Mm-hmm." "Hmm." "The color in your face." "You're looking a little pallid." "Are you feeling well?" "Fine." "I'm a little tired." "That's all." "Well, I don't yet know you" "Well enough to ask this," "But, uh..." "You haven't seemed yourself lately." "I haven't been sleeping very well." "I've been..." "Nothing." "See you tomorrow." "You've been seeing him." "Your friend." "John scott." "I'm not surprised." "There is a reason." "I've been having hallucinations." "No." "Not hallucinations." "Walter." "What's happening?" "I can't be sure." "The brain is a mystery." "But I believe" "When you were in the tank," "John scott..." "That part of his consciousness" "Crossed over into yours." "And it's still there." "His memories." "Experiences, thoughts." "You understand me, yes?" "These aren't memories." "He appears right in front of me." "He talks to me." "Yes, he would." "Like a waking dream." "Because he doesn't belong there." "There's only room for one voice in your head," "Not two." "This is your brain's way" "Of working it out." "Your mind is expelling him." "Exorcising his thoughts." "He'll go away." "Is that what you're saying?" "I don't know." "[tires screech]" "[gunshot] [door opens]" "John?" "(broyles) our team's still cataloging" "All the files that we found in the cellar." "Apparently john scott was conducting" "His own investigations." "Did the files give any indication" "Of who he might've been working for?" "Not that we can see." "But it appears that many of the cases" "Were pattern-related." "He knew about the pattern." "He also knew about our friend dr." "Fischer." "In fact, he knew quite a bit more than we did." "Including seven other potential josephs" "That fischer was subjecting to treatments." "Fortunately, none of them had activated yet." "We were able to locate all seven." "Medical services is examining them now." "But they appear to be fine, thanks to you." "Fischer's still refusing to cooperate," "But I suspect six weeks in solitary" "Might change his mind." "(olivia) well, I hope you're right about that." "And there was also something else." "John scott's personal effects." "(john) I will prove it, liv, that I love you." "Always."

"You wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a baby you wouldn't shoot a policeman... and then steal his helmet." "You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the policeman's grieving widow and then steal it again!" "Downloading films is stealing." "If you do it you WILL face the consequences." "Man, these anti-piracy ads are getting really mean." "I think we're sitting too close to the screen." "The floor's all sticky over here." "All right." "OK, let's move back then." "Ahhh." "I still think we're too close." "Well, then sit in the sink." "I'm not sitting in the sink again." "OK, princess." "Your flat is way too small for this telly" "That's fantastic." "Ahhh." "What's wrong now?" "I need to go to the toilet." "Well, then go." "I'll hold it in." "PHONE RINGS" "Hello?" "Hello, Roy." "Hello, Roy." "Hello Jeff" "Now, you know I changed my name by deed poll..." "I'm not calling you Dominator, Jeff." "I'm not calling you Dominator,Jeff." "But I am Dominator" "Whatever." "I won't call you it." "Forget it." "Um now..." "listen," "I was just wondering, have you seen the new Tarantino film?" "I'm just about to watch it now, Jeff." "I have already seen it." "At the end there's a very unusual twist." "Aw!" "Ah no." "Oh, now I know there's a twist." "I'm gonna spend the whole film guessing what it is." "Damn you, Dominator." "Try and forget there's a twist." "Oh, how can you forget there's a twist?" "Oh, what's wrong with it now?" "Oh, come on." "If I don't see this film today then" "Jeff'll find out some way of telling me what the twist is, I know he will." "Come on!" "Work!" "Oh, look, I have to go." "Moss." "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey." "What's up with you?" "I can't do this any more." "Do what?" "Moss, what are you talking about?" "Here, let me help..." "We're just watching the film, Moss." "Come on Roy, can't you see it?" "See what, Moss?" "See what, Moss?" "We go to a film, sometimes the pub, maybe get some dinner but it just goes on and on, year in, year out." "We're stagnating." "You make it sound like we're an old married couple." "You make it sound like we're an old married couple." "But we are." "Can't you see?" "You're my wife, Roy, you're my wife." "You're my wife." "We should be married to ladies but we're married to each other." "You're my wife." "Could you stop calling me your wife?" "Could you stop calling me your wife?" "You're my wife Roy, and I can't take it anymore" "If anything, I'm the husband" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's this?" "What's this?" "Oh, come on." "We don't even have ventilation here." "We don't even have ventilation here." "I'll stand over here" "We don't even have ventilation here." "I'll stand over here I don't care." "No." "I don't wanna go out on the street." "It's too..." "Soviet out there." "Soviet?" "Yes." "It's cold, everyone looks oppressed." "You know, I remember when smoking was fun." "All the cool kids were doing it." "Every time I want a cigarette now I have to go to Gorky Park." "PHONE RINGS" "Don't answer that." "Don't answer that." "Why not?" "That's a man called Dominator who wants to tell me the twist in a film that I've been waiting to see for ages." "Don't answer it." "Dominator?" "His real name is Jeff Hawthorne." "His real name is Jeff Hawthorne." "We have to answer the phone" "No, we don't." "No, look..." "he'll give up in a second." "I know Jeff." "He'll need to go to the toilet in about another two rings." "PHONE RINGS" "PHONE RINGS AGAIN" "PHONE STOPS RINGING" "We're answering the phones." "We are not answering the phones." "You all right, Moss?" "I've got the blues, Jen." "Why?" "Well, Roy and I are becoming like an old married couple." "Oh, will you please stop saying that?" "And I'm the husband!" "We just seem to do the same thing day in, day out." "I'm stagnating, Jen, like a packet of crisps on the roof." "It seems to me the problem is that you spend too much time together." "You should get out there and meet other people." "Other people?" "Yes." "You mean people other than Roy?" "Well, yes." "And these "other people", where do they congregate?" "You could do an evening class or something." "Hold on a second." "What exactly am I supposed to do while she's out gallivanting at her night classes and what not?" "You could meet other people as well." "Yeah." "I don't like people." "Ah, well, now that's not fair, Roy." "Have you met all of them?" "I've met enough of them." "People!" "What a bunch of bastards." "PHONE RINGS" "Stephanie. ..." "Yes, hello." "Oh, of course. .." "OK." "Bye." "Ohh...!" "I'm off." "Douglas is coming down." "Douglas, why?" "Well, to be honest with you, he's been making advances." "You know, little things like asking me if I wanna go for a ride in his helicopter." "I'd like to go for a ride in a helicopter." "Well, grow a pair of tits." "Tell you what, if I did have tits, I wouldn't mind letting someone have a go on them for a ride in a helicopter." "Look who it is, everyone." "It's only me." "Jen, do you have a moment?" "No, I don't I'm very busy." "I don't wanna go for a ride in a helicopter." "That wasn't what I was gonna ask." "What d'you want, then?" "Um... something work-related?" "What department is this?" "Sorry?" "If it's work-related, obviously you'll know what department this is." "What department is this?" "Some sort of, er homosexual department?" "IT, it's IT." "IT." "I knew that, yes." "That's what I wanted, actually." "You see, my computer's broken and I need someone to fix it." "Roy's your man." "Ergh." "How do you fellas get any work done with a hot piece of finger licking chicken like that?" "Me..." "I'd be a 24-hour tripod." "Watch this, it looks good." "Um, yeah, I've actually been really looking forward to seeing this." "You wanna come round to mine?" "We can watch it there." "I gotta pretty nifty home cinema system." "Um, well, mine is broken but I think that maybe I'll just watch it..." "Excellent, that's settled!" "Seven o'clock tonight." "I'll get my PA to phone you with my name and address." "Ciao." "Whoa, there." "That's not my office." "Ciao." "Well, what's good for the goose is good for the gander." "And I'm the gander!" "I hear the ballet in Prague is excellent this season." "Hello, Yorg." "Hello, Jen." "Terrible isn't it?" "Every year it gets worse." "First they take away our smoking room, then they push us outside." "I wonder when they will decide just to get it over with and kill us." "Oh,Yorg... such a pessimist!" "Has he gone?" "Has who gone?" "Has who gone?" "Bruce Wayne" "Oh, he's long gone, although Roy's got a man date with him." "It is not a man date." "I am not a man-woman, we are not married, I am not your wife!" "You'd willingly spend time with Douglas?" "I really have to see this film soon." "PHONE RINGS" "Oh, by the way I took your advice about those evening classes." "I'm going to learn how to cook." "Oh, I'm so pleased, Moss!" "And I have to say women do love a cook." "Well, I answered an ad online." "This time next month, when you want German cuisine, I'm your man." "German cuisine?" "Is German cuisine not good?" "No." "Sounds fine." "There's nothing more romantic than a glass of wine and some Schweinefleicsh." "Good, because usually when I try something new it ends up a disaster." "(GERMAN ACCENT) Oh...!" "I got a reply to my advertisement." "Maurice Moss." "Mmm, he sounds delicious!" "(CACKLES)" "Oh!" "Ahh!" "Guten Abend." "I mean hello." "Hello." "I'm Moss." "Hello." "I'm Moss." "Yes, yes, yes." "I'm Johan Come in, come in." "Oh." "Nice TV." "Ah." "Ah." "Good distance from the sofa" "Would you..." "Would you like a drink?" "Ah yeah, white Russian, please." "I don't know that." "How d'you make that?" "I don't know that." "How d'you make that?" "I don't know." "We might as well get to it." "Really?" "Gosh." "So eager, so brave." "Well, you know, once I've made up my mind to do something, that's it." "Oh, that's very admirable." "So just do whatever you want with me." "I'm ready for anything." "Ah!" "Well, right, I will I suppose, um... take your clothes off and we'll get started." "Right." "So how long does this course last?" "So how long does this course last?" "Er, sorry?" "How long does this course last?" "How long does this course last?" "Course, what course?" "Hang on, take my clothes off?" "Yes." "Sorry I'm confused" "Well, so am I." "What did you think this was?" "Well, I was going to eat you." "I may have misheard you there." "Did you just say that you were going to eat me?" "Yes." "Right, you did say that." "Yes." "Yeah, no, I'm here for the cookery." "Yeah, no, I'm here for the cookery." "No, no, no, this is the cookery." "Look, I've got your advert here..." "Yes." "Yes." "I printed it out." "Yes." "I want to cook with you." "Ah no, no, my English is not so good, um..." "Ohhhh!" "You want to cook with me, using me, you mean." "Ah yes!" "Yes." "You see." "Oh, yes, yes." "I see where the confusion was." "I thought this was a cookery course." "I see where the confusion was." "I thought this was a cookery course." "Hahaha." "No, no." "But you wanted someone who would agree to let you kill and eat them." "Ja,ja." "You see?" "Ja,ja." "You see?" "That is funny" "Ehh." "So you're not interested?" "Oh, no, thanks, it's not for me." "How disappointing." "I'm sorry, Johan, this must be such a let down." "Had my tonsils out last month, I could have kept them." "Ahh." "I feel like such a turnip." "Do you want to watch a film?" "OK." "I have Oceans Eleven." "Original or remake?" "Well, yeah, you could come over here, we could put on some music," "I could give you a back rub, see what happens." "Oh, no, wait, I've got this guy coming over to watch a DVD." "Another time, maybe." "OK." "Oh, and some chicken wings, please." "Thank you." "DOORBELL" "Ah!" "# There's somebody at the door, there's somebody at the door" "# There's somebody at the door. #" "Hey, it's my G." "Um, I'm really sorry I was late." "It was..." "It's cool." "Hey, you know, we should do this sort of thing more often." "I hate the whole boss/employee thing, don't you?" "Yeah." "You wanna seal the deal with a high five?" "You wanna seal the deal with a high five?" "Yes." "(LAUGHS)" "So, what are we watching?" "So, what are we watching?" "It's a Tarantino production south Korea zombie movie" "Wow!" "I didn't know there was a south Korea." "OK, put it on." "I've ordered pizza and chicken wings and there's a cooler beside you, so help yourself to beer." "and there's a cooler beside you, so help yourself to beer." "Don't mind if I do." "FILM STARTS" "Oh, I've heard of this flick." "There's a twist in it, isn't there?" "Yeah." "Just... just try and" "Forget that and hopefully we'll still be able to enjoy it." "I bet he's a woman, that bloke." "No, you think it's the future, but it's actually set in the past." "It's not Earth." "It's all a dream." "Oh, could you not..." "could you... could you not try and guess what the twist is?" "It's just that might get a little annoying." "But isn't that half the fun, trying to guess the twist?" "Er, personally, I think it... it kind of, it ruins the fun." "Well, I think it makes it more fun." "It's just I don't." "Well, I do and I'm the boss." "I'm your boss." "(IMITATES GUNSHOT)" "They're all clones." "He's his own brother." "Everyone's a ghost." "Have you still not seen the film yet?" "Have you still not seen the film yet?" "No." "What's that?" "What?" "It's cold and I'm going out for a cigarette." "Morning." "Oh, you must be Jen's mother." "What a night I had last night." "Oh, yes, the cookery, how was it?" "I am so embarrassed, I cannot tell you." "What happened?" "It wasn't a cookery class at all." "What was it?" "He wrote it down wrong, cos his English isn't very good." "He wrote it down wrong, cos his English isn't very good." "Always the way." "And it turns out he didn't want to teach me how to cook..." "And it turns out he didn't want to teach me how to cook..." "(THEY GIGGLE)" "He wanted to cook me." "THEY LAUGH" "THEY STOP LAUGHING" "What?" "He wanted to eat me." "I know - egg and my face were in alignment." "He wanted to eat you?" "Yes." "Oh!" "He's one of those German cannibals" "He is and he was such a nice man." "Oh, was he?" "Yeah." "He was a fine young cannibal." "Hang on, hang on, he..." "he... he wanted to eat you." "Yeah, keep up Jen." "So we had a laugh about it and in the end I didn't really feel like being eaten, so we just watched Ocean's Eleven." "Ah." "Original or remake?" "Ah." "Original or remake?" "Is that really the most important question?" "I..." "I...hang on, you watched a..." "you watched a film with him?" "Yes." "With the man that wanted to eat you?" "With the man that wanted to eat you?" "Who else?" "Why didn't you call the police?" "Why didn't you call the police?" "Why would I call the police?" "He wanted to eat you!" "Only with my consent and, believe me, my consent was not forthcoming." "Good for you, Moss." "But, eh..." "eating people is illegal." "Only without their consent." "No, Moss, no, no, no." "It's a grey area, give me that." "I knew something was askew." "Whoever heard of German food?" "!" "But you should see his place, it's incredible." "He's got a great system, 50 inch TV." "Really?" "Maybe we could watch the film at his place!" "Maybe we could watch the film at his place!" "Oh, I don't know Roy, he's only really interested in people he can eventually eat." "he's only really interested in people he can eventually eat." "Ahh." "Tell him he can eat me!" "Are... are you insane?" "You've got to call the police." "Oh, Jen, don't be such an old fuddy-duddy." "The world has changed." "If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies then maybe we should all just move to Iran." "I don't know, Roy, it does seem a little immoral to mislead him." "But then, as Jen pointed out earlier, being a cannibal's a little immoral too." "I'm in an ethical pickle." "Turns out meeting new people is a lot more complicated than" "I'd originally thought." "Psst, Jen." "Yorg." "You cannot smoke here." "They are moving us to a new smoking area." "Oh, so the rumours were true." "Quickly, before they see you." "Jen, what are you doing?" "It's over, Yorg." "We must fight them Jen" "We must all fight them." "We must keep smoking until the bitter end." "Yorg." "Yorg, such fire." "I am too tired for revolution." "And we've walked (BLEEP) miles." "Goodbye, Yorg." "Taxi!" "Let's not fight again." "No." "And look, we're out, we're meeting people." "Yes." "Ah?" "You were a bit wonky." "Thanks, dear." "Hello!" "Hello!" "Hello!" "How wonderful!" "Johan, this is Roy." "Roy, this is Johan." "Hello Johan." "I..." "I brought dessert." "Ahh!" "Come in." "Come in." "Ja." "Oh, this is lovely..." "Yes." "Yes." "Lovely." "Oh, isn't this nice." "OK, so we'll watch the film, then I'll tell him I changed my mind." "Ahh!" "Lovely and..." "Oh, wow, now that's a guitar." "So, Roy, ha... has Moss explained to you my, um... desires." "He has indeed." "And are you interested?" "I'm very interested." "Ah, splendid!" "Yes." "Moss, if you will excuse us." "Do you eat in here?" "Yes, this way please." "Yes, this way please." "Ahh" "But, Roy, didn't you want to watch this film that I have here?" "Ooh, I'd completely forgotten." "There was that film that I wanted to watch before Johan ate me." "That's right." "There it is there now." "Yes." "Yes." "So you want to watch a film?" "Yes, thanks." "Is that OK?" "Er..." "Yes, yes, of course." "I'll put it on." "Is it very long?" "Two hours, 20." "Ohhh." "Mmm, no, I'll wait." "TV: 'You wouldn't steal a handbag...'" "Oh, these piracy warnings..." "Oh, these piracy warnings..." "Tell me about it." "Oh,these piracy warnings..." "Tell me about it." "DOORBELL" "Ah, what now?" "'You wouldn't shoot a policeman, then steal his helmet...'" "Hello, there." "Yes, can I help you?" "Police!" "Don't move!" "Ah, ah." "Don't move!" "If my mouther thinks I'm a cannibal, I'll be for the high jump" "If my mouther thinks I'm a cannibal, I'll be for the high jump For once, can we please not bring your mother into it." "Oh, here we go again." "Oh, here we go again." "DOOR SLAMS" "Well, boys, we're in a bit of a sticky situation, aren't we?" "Where d'you get this film?" "This is an illegal copy of a film." "Ohh, um..." "Are you not worried that we might be cannibals?" "Cannibals?" "The man who was with us is a cannibal." "He was going to eat me." "Well, it's not really my area." "I do copyright violation, that sort of thing, but I'll let someone know." "Thanks." "Anyway..." "Where d'you get this?" "Interesting film." "Who'd have thought at the end that bloke turned out to be the..."

"Check set." "Gauthier!" "Gauthier!" "Hold the elevator." "Hold it!" "Hold it!" "Agent Scully." "Can I see you for a few minutes?" " Kimberly, would you excuse us, please?" " Certainly, sir." "A memo came across my desk last night." "I debated whether to call you, but I decided..." " And it concerns me?" " Yes." "And your sister." "In five months there have been no new leads in her murder investigation by the DC police team or the Bureau." "I've been told the case is to be made inactive until further notice." "I see." "I don't think there's anything to be read into this." "It's a case of manpower and workload." "I want you to know I am going to appeal this decision." "I'm gonna go back over all the evidence again myself to make sure nothing was overlooked." "You know, it's strange." "Men can blow up buildings and be nowhere near the crime scene, but we can piece together the evidence and convict them beyond a doubt." "Our labs here can recreate, out of the most microscopic detail, the motivation and circumstance to almost any murder, right down to a killer's attitude towards his mother and that he was a bedwetter." "But in the case of a woman, my sister, who was gunned down in cold blood in a well-lit apartment building by a shooter who left the weapon at the crime scene," "we can't even put together enough to keep anybody interested." "This has nothing to do with interest." "If I may say so, sir, it has everything to do with interest." "Just not yours, and not mine." "Yeah?" "Sorry I'm late." " Anything up?" " No." "It's nothing." "What did you want to talk to me about?" "Something interesting came to my attention last night." "A French salvage ship, the Piper Maru, limped into port in San Diego yesterday all the way from the North Pacific." "Why is that of interest?" "Using the National Weather Service satellite system, I tracked its course." "This was its original position." "Longitude, uh... 171 east, latitude 42 north." "That's where the Talapus pulled up what you believe was a Russian sub" " and what I believe was a UFO." " Mulder..." "I don't know what it is, but something is down there." "The French are looking, too." " So what?" " So what information are they acting on?" " Why notjust ask them?" " The crew's being treated for radiation burns." "From exposure to what?" "The French government is keeping that information classified." "Could it have anything to do with nuclear tests?" "I checked." "It's thousands of miles away from any test sites." "What?" "I'm just constantly amazed by you." "I..." "You're working down here in the basement, sifting through files and transmissions that any other agent would throw away." "That's why I'm in the basement, Scully." "You're in the basement because they're afraid of you." "Of your relentlessness." "And because they know they could drop you in the desert, tell you the truth is out there and you'd ask 'em for a shovel." " That's what you think of me?" " Well, maybe not a shovel." "Maybe a backhoe." "That's good because there's some garbage in San Diego I want you to help me dig through." " Dr Seizer?" " Yes." "Special Agent Mulder." "This is Agent Scully." "You're here about the men with radiation exposure?" " Yeah." "How are they doing?" " Not real good." "It's been hard to determine treatment as there is an air of secrecy around what happened." "The source of their exposure is still undetermined." "These symptoms, would you characterize them as acute or somatic?" " I'm a medical doctor." " They're somatic." "I don't think we've seen the worst of it." "The effects are degrading rapidly." "Spontaneous bleeding in the mouths and intestinal tracts, blood in the urine." "All these men are suffering delirium, the pre-advance stages of coma." " What kind of exposure are we talking about?" " 200, maybe 400 roentgens," " with a high rate of absorption." " That's verging on levels seen in Hiroshima." "Whatever these men came in contact with, it was man-made." " Levels like this just don't appear in nature." " Not on this planet." "Did you get to talk to any of them?" "No, they were in bad shape by the time they got to me, except for one man." "And this was strange, because he was the only one who seemed unaffected." "I held him for the first day, but I detected none of the symptoms of the others." "His leukocytes and erythrocytes were high." "Actually, he was in good health." "How could that be, with that level of radiation, that one man wasn't exposed?" "It doesn't make any sense." "But it's lucky for these men because he piloted the boat in." "None of these men could have done that." "Would it be possible for us to talk to him?" "You could if he was still here, but he discharged himself this morning." "He's a Frenchman, has a San Francisco address." "His name is Gauthier." "OK, let's wrap it up and get on the truck." "No answer at Gauthier's home number." "Try the INS or the French consulate." "See what you can pull on him." "Could I have the number for the French consulate?" "Agents Mulder and Scully." "FBI." "I'm Wayne Morgan." "I'm with the Navy's Investigative Services Unit." " Have you turned anything up?" " No, but I don't know what I'm lookin' for." "The crew is being treated for radiation." "We know." "We had a hazmat team pouring' over the boat." "Didn't find a trace." "Nothing?" "We had divers goin' over the hull, puttin' probes down the bilge." " Couldn't detect the slightest level." " So it's OK for us to go on board?" "Sure." "Probably get more radiation off your cell phone." "Generator's back up." "That better?" "Yeah, thanks." "Is this the way you found this room?" "Nothing's been touched, not since she's been tied up here." "It's a mess." " Feels like home." " Somebody was looking for something." "Any idea what?" "No." "I'm looking for the VCR." " What for?" " The dive suit has a video camera." " What the hell is that?" " Looks like the fuselage of a plane." "It's a North American P-51 Mustang." "Yeah, it sure is." "I just got very turned on." "It's the shape of the canopy." "I used to watch my father and brothers put together World War II model planes as a kid." " Would it have carried anything radioactive?" " No, it was just a fighter." " Then what were those men exposed to?" " I don't know, but I know someone I can ask." "You're home!" "I was so worried about you!" "Why didn't you call me?" "There were men here from the consulate." "They said there'd been an accident." "Why aren't you answering me?" "Why aren't you answering me?" "Hi." "I'm here to see Commander Johansen." " Name, please?" " I'm Special Agent Dana Scully." "FBI." " D'you have an appointment?" " No." "Uh, he used to be a friend of my father's." "I'm out here from Washington." "I wanted to surprise him." " Let me give you directions." " I know my way, thanks." "Five." " Got it." " Dana!" "Mr Gauthier!" "Mr Gauthier, open the door." "It's the FBI." "Mr Gauthier?" "Mr Gauthier?" "Salvage." "Mr Gauthier?" "I want you to lie still." "I'm with the FBI." " What happened?" "Did you fall?" " I don't know." " How did you get here?" " I can't remember." " I was on the boat." " The Piper Maru?" " That's the last thing you remember?" " Yes." " I was on a dive." " OK." "Do you know where you are now?" "I am at home." "Where's my wife?" "Nobody's home, but somebody's gone through your papers." " Where's Joan?" " She's not here." "Look, you need to be careful." "You've got some kind of oil all over you." " What's going on?" " I want you to try to remain calm, OK?" "Now I'd like to ask you a few questions about a letter." "About a J Kallenchuk Salvage Brokers." " I don't recognize that name." " Well, somebody did." "And I think you know why." "I would like to speak to the French consul general." "I have nothing more to say." "He'll be right out." " Yes?" " Commander Johansen?" " Yes." " I'm Dana Scully." "I used to live three doors down." "My father was Captain William Scully." "I went to school with your son." "I'm sorry." "My memory isn't quite what it used to be." "Richard doesn't live here anymore." "Actually, sir, I came to see you." "I work for the FBI now and there's a question that I'm hoping you can answer." "Oh, well, would you come in?" " Do sit down." " Thank you." " Would you like something to drink?" " No, thanks." "I know you were an officer in the Pacific theater during World War II." "I want to ask you about a plane that's been discovered." " Discovered?" " Yes." "A P-51 Mustang in the Pacific Ocean with the call numbers:" "JTTO 111470." "Well, those are not the call numbers of P-51." "There was an illustration on the fuselage with the words \x22Drop Dead Red.\x22" "I'm sorry." "Would the words \x22Zeus Faber\x22 mean anything to you?" "No." "But, as I said, sometimes my memory is not so sharp." "Would you know anybody I could talk to who could give me that information?" " I wish I could help you." " I wish you could, too." "There's a number of French sailors who may die from radiation exposure." "If we knew more about the plane, we might be able to understand why." "Anyway, it was very good to see you again, sir." " Say hello to your father for me." " I wish I could." "He's passed away." "I'm..." "I'm very sorry." "I have to say, this place brings back memories for me." "I remember all the kids used to play a game called \x22beckons wanted,\x22 right out there." "Well..." "If you talk to your son, will you tell him I stopped by?" "Thank you." " Who is it?" " My name is Mulder." "I'm with the FBI." "It's open." " Can I help you?" " I'm looking for Mr Kallenchuk." "I'm sorry." "He's out of town." "Perhaps I could help you with something?" " Maybe you can tell me where I can find him." " Sure." "The Far East." "I've got a letter here typed on his stationery." " Maybe you typed it for him?" " Sorry, I don't type." " What did you say your name was?" " Mulder." "Mr Mulder, I'd be happy to relay any message you have for him, but I have no way of contacting Mr Kallenchukjust now." "OK." "Well, why don't you just have him call me as soon as he can." "Sure." "The FBI." " Yes." "What did you say your name was?" " Geraldine." "Thank you, Geraldine." "Agent Scully, would you step out of the car?" " Why?" " Just turn off the engine and step out, please." " What's this about?" " You're being detained." "Pull over there." "What's going on?" "I can't give your regards to my son, Miss Scully." "He was killed in a training accident during the Gulf War." "I'm sorry." "There's something else, isn't there?" "We bury our dead alive, don't we?" " I don't know if I understand." " We hear them every day." "They talk to us." "They haunt us." "They beg us for meaning." "Conscience..." "It's just the voices of the dead trying to save us from our own damnation." "You know something about that plane, don't you?" "I know, because I was sent to find it... as an officer in the submarine called the Zeus Faber." "OK, you're all set." "Gate two." "Have a good trip." "Thank you." "Next in line, please." " Mulder." " Mulder, it's me." "Where are you?" " San Francisco Airport." "You?" " Miramar Air Base." "I think I know what those men were exposed to." "What the Piper Maru was looking for." " What?" " That P-51 Mustang was part of an escort for a B-29 carrying an atomic bomb, just like the one we dropped on Hiroshima." " Only it never reached its target." " Says who?" "Says one of the men originally sent to find it on a submarine called the Zeus Faber." " That was the name on that dive chart." " It makes sense." "Why build a nuclear weapon when they can salvage one?" "Why, if they knew about it, wait 50 years to recover it?" "And why was the only person not exposed the diver sent down to find it?" " I don't know." " Why don't you try to find out?" " What about you?" " I gotta go to Hong Kong." " Hong Kong?" " Yeah." "Look, I'm gonna miss my flight, so..." "I gotta call you back, OK?" "Hi." "Anything good here?" "Anything not on the menu?" "You'll have to ask the waitress." "You gentlemen have a problem?" "When something's not on the menu, Mr Skinner, there's a reason, wouldn't you say?" " I didn't come here for the conversation." " A hierarchy exists in the FBI, right?" "A man has status, like yourself, the assistant director." "Those under him obey his orders, right?" " Who are you guys?" " We work for the intelligence community." "Remind me not to move there." "You take your orders like those below you." "A case is made inactive:" "the death of an FBI agent's sister." "Maybe that's because those above you did the hard work of arriving at that decision." "Thanks for the enlightenment." "I'm gonna go now." "It helps to remember these things when a man looks forward to his career." "To his plans for the future." "We all joined thinking we'd come home heroes." "That's me." "The rest of the men in the picture..." "a month later they were all dead." "The madness we'd planned to unleash on the Japanese, we ended up setting it loose on ourselves." "Radiation killed all those men?" "The men, you say, had burns on their bodies." "That's how it began with us." "Awful burns." "We'd found the sunken squadron, when a Japanese destroyer moved into the area." "Rather than attempt to return home, Captain Sanford ordered us to go to silent running." "After three days the burns started to appear." "Baker got them first." "Then Vorce and Innocenti." "No one had seen burns like these before, but a lot of us began to suspect they had something to do with the planes we'd been sent to recover." "The men were all frightened of dying." "As the XO, I urged the captain to return, but against all reason and good sense, he refused to leave the area." "Captain Sanford, I'm not an MD, but I know a lost cause when I see one." "These men are dying, and there's nothing I can do to stop it." " Just do your damn job." " Sir, I'm trying." "But if we stay down here any longer, none of us are going home." "You're the XO." "Get us to the surface." " We are under the captain's orders." " He's losing his mind." "The Japanese are shadowing us." "The destroyer is circling above our position." "You have to take control of this sub, sir." "You have to make a decision." " We're all gonna die!" " What was that?" "All of us!" "We're dying!" "Can't you all see that?" "You've gotta get us out of here!" "Our silence had been shattered by the gunshot." "The only command that could save us from the destroyer was the one to return home." "An order I knew the captain would never issue." "Johansen!" "Open this door!" "Open this door!" "Johansen!" "I knew mutiny was our only chance for survival." "But I also knew, by sealing that door," "I was sealing the fate of the men locked behind it." "By luck or the grace of God, we made it to Pearl Harbor." "What happened to Sanford and the sick crewmen?" "When they opened that door, those that were not dead were dying." "There were 144 men on that boat." "Only seven of us survived." "Whatever killed them, I was allowed to live, to raise a family, to grow old." "None of us ever got an explanation why." "Is this seat taken, Miss Kallenchuk?" "Geraldine Kallenchuk, isn't it?" "Jerry, with a J." "I noticed you flew first-class." "It must be good money selling classified government secrets." "It's a bull market, hon." "And I'm Miss Popular." "Let's make a deal." "How much for the location of the P-51 you sold the French government?" "Why should I tell you?" "Actually, I'd rather know who sold you the secrets." "I'm a middleman, Mr Mulder." "Pardon my gender type." "I take a cut, a thin slice off the top." " It'd be bad business to divulge my sources." " Why'd you run off to Hong Kong?" " To meet with a buyer." " To sell him what?" " Pardon your gender type." " Oh, your buyer's a woman?" "Actually, you know, it's none of your damn business." "Actually, it is my damn business because whatever it is you're selling is killing six sailors in California, which is why I'm gonna arrest you." "Arrest me?" "With what?" "Your chopsticks?" "This is Hong Kong, Mr Mulder." "They don't allow handguns here." "They took yours away at the airport." " Hey!" "Hey, you can't do that!" " I just did it." "Now let's make a deal." "You're violating my civil rights." "You gave them up when you committed treason." "You can't force me to do anything!" "Open it." "Pardon my gender type, but after you." " Lights?" " Right here." "Krycek." "I thought guns were against the law here." "Yeah, well, you know what they say." "When guns are outlawed..." "Why don't you shoot yourself in your head like you shot my father?" "Great." "High Noon in Hong Kong." "Why don't you just shut up!" "No!" "Let me go!" " Open this door!" " No way to treat your business partner." "Especially since she moves the secrets you're selling so well." "Looks like she's your partner now." "Damn." " Is the coffee hot?" " Yeah." " How's the blue plate?" " Looks good." "I'll have one, medium rare, please." "You got a pay phone that's out of order." "Nobody complains?" "I'm complaining." "I'm sorry, sir." "I'm sure it's been called in." "You're sure." "Meanwhile, I'm going to miss the phone call." "That's gonna cost me time and money." "Who's gonna call that in?" "I'm sorry, sir." "I don't know what else to say." "Say you're gonna pay me the $1.75 the phone ate." " You'll have to deal with the phone company." " You deal with them." "I want my money." "Is there a problem here?" "Yeah, there is a big problem!" "¡Chupa dura, amigo!" "Oh, God!" "I'll call 911!" " Scully." " This is Kim Cook from the director's office." " Yes?" " We've just got some bad news." "AD Skinner has just been shot." " When?" " About an hour ago." "He's been taken to Northeast Georgetown." "I'm on my way." "That's for your partner." "This is for me." "And this is for my father." " I didn't kill your father." " Now you tell me." " It wasn't me." " Yeah?" "Then who was it?" "I don't know." "I don't..." "Either way, Krycek, you're a liar." "Go on, finish it, Mulder." "Come on, finish it." "Do it!" "I want that digital tape." " I don't have it." " Like hell you don't." "It contains secrets you were selling and all our government knows on extraterrestrials." " How could I sell anything?" "It was encrypted." " You found a way." "I don't have it." "But..." "I'll give it to you if you let me go." "Where is it?" "DC." "In a locker." "If you let me go, I'll tell ya." "You put that tape in my hands and we'll talk about it." "Now go to the bathroom and clean yourself off." "If you're not outta there in three minutes, I'm comin' in there to kill you." " Feel better?" " Like a new man."

"Asteroid Blues" "Hey, Spike!" "It's ready!" "I'm just about done myself." "What's cooking?" "SPECIAL "beefwith bell peppers." (Qng-jiao-rou-si)" "Asimov Solensan." "This is our next target." "Hey,Jet..." "He's a high-end ofthe syndicate that deals all around the asteroids." "About this Qng-jiao-rou-si..." "The guy's name is Asimov Solensan." "Weren't you listening to me?" "!" "You DON'T call a meatless "beefwith bell peppers" "beef with bell peppers"... do you?" "Yes, you do." "No, you don't!" "You do when you're broke!" "What happened to the 1 million woolongs we got as bounty from that last guy!" "?" "The repair bill for the plane you wrecked and the repair bill for the shop you trashed and the medical bill of the cop you injured..." "KILLED ALL THE DOUGH!" "Three days ago, there was a shootout between his group and an enemy syndicate." "He killed his own men, and took off." "They say he's hiding with his woman in Tijuana." "That's a place for nobodies to go." "Despite being a nobody, he's worth 2.5 million." "Don't feel like it." "Tijuana..." "The beef there is REALLY tasty..." ""Attention, please." "We will soon arrive at the gate."" ""We look forward to serving you again. "" ""Please line up single file at the tollbooth after clearing the gate." ""Please pass by after switching the credit sensors to debit mode." "I'll head over after hitting the cops for clues." "Then I'll try seeing oldman Bull." "Can you trust that old guy?" "Such an easygoing song." "THIEF!" "This again?" "Goddamn sonofabitch!" "...the reason you can live here is because I dug that gate with all my might, ya hear?" "This again." "You always say that when you lose." "We all dug the gate together, remember?" "That we did..." "We dug like there was no tomorrow..." "Goddamn idiot sonofabitch...!" "Gimme a beer." "And I'll have a Bloody Mary." "I got vodka, but unfortunately I'm out of tomato juice." "I'm sure there's ONE CAN in the back room..." "I'll take a look." "Top-notch "RED-EYE."" "You'd know, as a buyer, right?" "Can it be... " BLOODY-EYE"?" "Prove to me that it's the real thing." "Keep those eyes open!" "This is dandy, but you got anything to eat?" "I see..." "The red-eyed coyote will appear at the north end of town." "That is what I see." "A red-eyed coyote, huh..." "You, "Swimming Bird."" "You shall meet a woman." "You shall be targeted by that woman... and death." "Again." "I see." ""Again"?" "I've already died once." "Got killed by a woman." "You take women too lightly." "Catch ya later." "May he be blessed by Wakantanka." "Presidente?" "I'll have a glass on the house." "Damn." "Asimov sure lost his head." "No shit." "We gotta do something before the cops start moving." "Ya wanna leave it up to the cops?" "He IS using those eyedrops." "There's no way we can win." "I'm tellin' ya, we got nothin' if we don't get that "BLOODY-EYE" back." "But, man...!" "Hey." "Can you give me the specifiics?" "Man, I'm hungry..." "You too...?" "It's better to leave the water running." "Or it'll clog." "Oh, I'm sorry!" "Thank you..." "Um I'f soffy." "Ew!" "I don't want that anymore!" "You can have it!" "Lukfy!" "I'm really sorry, honest." "Felt like my stomach was going to be glued to my back." "Nice fighter." "It's an old model." "She's been with me for over ten years." "Looks like you've gotten a lot of use out of it" "I travel around a lot." "I'm actually a wandering performer." "I can't tell if you're for real or just joking." "A lot of people say that about me." "Been to Mars yet?" "I was born on Mars." "They have everything there." "Unlike here, Mars has lots of people, lots of things they must live happily there." "Only the rich." "Then I'm sure we'll be happy there." "You planning on escaping to Mars?" "Running away..." "but how far can you go?" "Who are you?" "An old-fashioned cowboy." "A bounty hunter?" "Good call." "You're not going to catch us?" "Your buddy seems to be pretty ill." "I don't deal with weakened nobodies." "Wise decision." "YOU are the nobody!" "Asimov!" "That's enough!" "Adios, cowboy." "Why did you stop me?" "I coulda killed him in one second." "You're tired." "If you do this anymore..." "He was young and attractive." "I was waiting so long for you to come pick me up..." "I can finally escape the low life I've had here..." "I can finally live happily on Mars..." "A nap." "How peaceful." "I had a good dream." "That's great." "Then you can see the rest of that dream on the Bebop." "I'm giving up on this one." "It's impossible to catch him." "There's no way we can win." "When Asimov left his syndicate, he snuck something out with him." "The top-end stuff of all the illegal eyedrops that the syndicate makes." "He took off with all of the drops, so the group is in a mess." "They wanna catch him, but all they get back are corpses." "Because Asimov is using it..." "The eyedrops known as "BLOODY-EYE."" "They're planning to go to Mars." "Mars?" "But before that, they'll sell THIS off." "Hmm?" "That's..." "I grabbed it from his breast pocket." "You... met him?" "A nightmare." "He got you?" "The red-eyed coyote will supposedly appear at the north end oftown." "This again?" "Goddamn sonofabitch!" "Man, you're totally ripping' me off, but do ya realize the reason you can eat well around here is because I cultivated the land with my buddies, ya hear?" "Yeah, and that's us." "That we did..." "We planted seeds like there was no tomorrow..." "You were always planting "seeds" of a different kind, though!" "You have any Bloody Marys?" "I only got beer." "I've got tomatojuice." "How much?" "300,000 woolongs." "I got 50 packs." "15 million woolongs..." "I'm in a hurry." "I'll find others if you don't want it." "Show me." "Lookin' for this?" "Hey, do you know what YOU are worth?" "What?" "Only 2.5 million woolongs." "You're such a cheap guy." "Long time no see." "Since when are you a buyer?" "Did you give up on bounty hunting?" "No thrill in cheap bounties." "Looks like you do better as a thief." "Give it back." "Sure I will." "I owe you one!" "You trust your eyes too much!" "You're not a chameleon!" "You can't see everywhere all at once!" "Let's go!" "That way!" "That way!" "That way!" "What the hell are you..." "Don't move!" "All right, stay still!" "IDIOT!" "We're doomed if this breaks!" "Be more careful!" "Sorry to keep you waiting." "You're late, Jet!" "Oh shit!" "Asimov." "Stop!" "Doing any more is insane!" "Don't do it!" "We can't run anymore..." "There is no way we can get away..." "Adios..." "Hey, Spike, it's ready!" "It's ready." "What's cooking?" "SPECIAL "beef with bell peppers."" "Well, and so this program is finally underway." "What's the meaning of all this?" "Next week, we're completely changing gears to show an anime for all ages." "Was it that kind of a story?" " Cheerful animals wreak havoc all over!" " WHAT!" "?" "But Dr. Doolittle WON'T be making an appearance." "From little kids to the elderly, if you love animals..." "Hey, hold on now, Spike!" "Everyone gather around and watch the show!" "Is it all right to say stuff like that!" "?" "I'm not responsible for anything!" "But there is one favor to ask right now." "Good little kids should sit well away from the TV when watching the show." "Come on..." "Stand back about a kilometer." "That's TOO far." "800 meters then?"

"This is Media Break." "You give us three minutes and we'll give you the world." "Good morning." "I'm Casey Wong with Jesse Perkins." "Top story, Pretoria." "The threat of nuclear confrontation in South Africa escalated today when the ruling white military government of that besieged city-state unveiled a French-made neutron bomb and affirmed its willingness to use the three megaton device as the city's last line of defense." "And the President's first press conference from the Star Wars orbiting peace platform got off to a shaky start, when power failed causing a brief, but harmless, period of weightlessness for the visiting President and his staff." "We'll be back in a moment." "Is it time for that big operation?" "This may be the most important decision of your life." "So come down and talk to one of our qualified surgeons here at the Family Heart Center." "We feature the complete Jarvik line, series 7 Sports Heart by Jensen, Yamaha." "You pick the heart." "Extended warranties, financing." "Qualifies for health tax credit." "And remember, we care." "Three dead police officers, one critically injured." "Police union leaders blame Omni Consumer Products, OCP, the firm which recently entered into a contract with the city to fund and run the Detroit Metropolitan Police Department." "Dick Jones, Division President, OCP." "Every policeman knows when he joins the force that there are certain inherent risks that come with the territory." "Ask any cop, he'll tell you," ""If you can't stand the heat, you better stay out of the kitchen."" "Although seriously wounded, Officer Frank Frederickson escaped and identified this man." "Clarence Boddicker, unofficial crime boss of Old Detroit." "Now sought in connection with the deaths of 31 police officers." "Today, he's at large, while doctors at Henry Ford Memorial Hospital fight to save the life of Officer Frank Frederickson." "Good luck, Frank." "Attempted murder?" "It's not like he killed someone." "This is a clear violation of my client's civil rights." "Make it aggravated assault, and I can make bail, in cash, now." "Listen, pal, your client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning!" "Now get out of my police station, and take laughing boy with you!" "Get over there!" "You have the right to remain silent." "Do you understand me?" "Sure, sure." " Priors?" " No." "Hi." "Uh, Murphy." "Transferring in from Metro South." "Nice precinct." "Yeah, pretty good." "We work for a living down here, Murphy." "Get your armor and suit up." "Please take me home!" "Not now, E.J. Get a cup of coffee." "Oh, Sarge." "Stark, is there any word on Frederickson?" "They're still listing him as critical." "His wife must be going out of her mind." " Murphy, huh?" " Yeah, that's me." " Manson." " Hi." "What brings you to this little paradise?" "Beats me, man." "I think OCP's moving a lot of new guys up here." "Omni Consumer Products." "What a bunch of morons." "They're gonna manage this department right into the ground!" " Where are you from?" " Metro South." "Welcome to hell." " Murphy." " Yo." "You cut 10 guys loose over on the east side." "You try to get backup when you're in a jam." "Yeah, try to get a medevac after you've been jammed." "I'll tell you what we should do." "We should strike." "Fuck 'em!" "Oh, boy." "The funeral's tomorrow." "The department requests all officers not on duty to attend." "Any donations for the family may be given to Cecil as usual." "And I don't want to hear any more talk about strike!" "We're not plumbers." "We're police officers." "And police officers don't strike." "Murphy, front and center." "Hello, tiger." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Oh, yes!" "Lewis, come here when you're finished fucking around with your suspect." "Get on your feet!" "This guy's gonna be your new partner." "Murphy, meet Lewis." "Show him the neighborhood." "Glad to know you, Murphy." "Pretty neat." "I better drive until you know your way around." "I usually drive when I'm breaking in a new partner." "You really think the old man is gonna be there?" "Why would they invite us?" "All division heads are bringing their support teams." "It's big." "I figure they're green-lighting Delta City." "What, are you kidding?" "They never do anything ahead of schedule." "It's Jones." "He's got the 209 series online and now he wants to show off." "That's a tough break, Bob." "What?" "What?" "Well, ED 209 ran into serious delays and cost overruns." "The old man ordered a backup plan." "95th floor." "Have a nice day." "Probably just to light a fire under Jones' ass." " Yeah?" " Old Bob here gets the assignment." "Yeah." "Nobody in Security Concepts takes it seriously." "It's a better plan." "Fucking Jones!" "I'd go straight to the Old Man if I could." "Don't mess with Jones, man." "He'll make sushi out of you." "Yeah, you better be careful, man." "I heard Jones is a real shark." " Who asked you, twerp?" " Bob." "What about this police thing, what's the problem?" "Their union's been bitching ever since we took over." "You know, the usual nonsense." "We'll turn things around." "Mmm-hmm." "Good, very good." "Let's get started." "Now, friends," "I've had this dream for more than a decade now." "A dream which I've invited you all to share with me." "In six months, we begin construction of Delta City." "Where Old Detroit now stands." "Old Detroit has a cancer." "The cancer is crime." "And it must be cut out before we employ the 2 million workers that will breathe life into this city again." "Yes." "Although shifts in the tax structure have created an economy ideal for corporate growth, community services, in this case law enforcement, have suffered." "I think it's time we gave something back." "Dick." "Take a close look at the track record of this company." "And you'll see that we have gambled in markets traditionally regarded as nonprofit." "Hospitals, prisons, space exploration." "I say good business is where you find it." "As you know, we've entered into a contract with the city to run local law enforcement." "But at Security Concepts, we believe an efficient police force is only part of the solution." "No." "We need something more." "We need a 24-hour-a-day police officer." "A cop that doesn't need to eat or sleep." "A cop with superior firepower and the reflexes to use it." "Fellow executives, it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the future of law enforcement." "Ed 209." "The Enforcement Droid series 209 is a self-sufficient law enforcement robot." "209 is currently programmed for urban pacification, but that is only the beginning." "After a successful tour of duty in Old Detroit, we can expect 209 to become the hot military product for the next decade." " Dr. McNamara." " We'll need an arrest subject." " Mr. Kinney." " Yes, sir?" "Would you come up and give us a hand, please?" "Yes, sir." "Mr. Kinney is going to help us simulate a typical arrest and disarming procedure." "Mr. Kinney, use your gun in a threatening manner." " Point it at Ed 209." " Yes, sir." "Please put down your weapon." "You have 20 seconds to comply." "I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney." "You now have 15 seconds to comply." " You are in direct violation..." " Cut the power!" "Pull the board!" "of Penal Code 113, Section 9." "You now have five seconds to comply." "Help!" "Help me!" "Four, three, two, one." "I am now authorized to use physical force." "It's horrible." "Somebody want to call a goddamn paramedic?" " Let's go, Johnson!" " You pull the plug on this thing!" "All right, don't touch him." "Don't touch him!" "He didn't hear the gun drop." "He didn't hear it?" "Oh, God." "Dick, I'm very disappointed." "I'm sure it's only a glitch, a temporary setback." "You call this a glitch?" "We're scheduled to begin construction in six months." "Your temporary setback could cost us $50 million in interest payments alone." "Not necessarily, sir." "Perhaps you're aware of the Robocop program developed by myself at Security Concepts as a contingency against just this sort of thing." "Thank you for your concern, Mr. Morton." "I'm sure this is something we can take up in my office..." "Now, wait a minute." "Dick!" "Get me out of here!" "Maybe what we need here is a fresh perspective." "Tell me about your plan, Mr. Morton." "How long will it take?" "We're ready to go, sir." "We've restructured the police department and placed prime candidates according to risk factor." "I'm confident that we can go to prototype within 90 days." "Good, very good." "Get your staff together, Mr. Morton." "I'll expect a full presentation in 20 minutes." "Thank you, sir." "Yes!" "Now, that's how it's done in the big leagues, Johnson." "You see an opening, you go for it." "You better watch your back, Bob." "Jones is going to come looking for you." "Fuck Jones." "He fumbled the ball and I was there to pick it up." "Too bad about Kinney." "That's life in the big city." "When do we start?" "As soon as some poor schmuck volunteers." "Unit 3509, proceed to Hall and Grand." "411 involving indigents." "Roger, we're on our way." "Pretty fancy moves, Murphy." "Yeah, my son, Jimmy, watches this cop show, TJ Lazer, and this Lazer guy does this every time he takes down a bad guy." "So naturally, my kid thinks every good cop should be..." "And you don't want to disappoint him." "Yeah, well, role models can be very important to a boy." "Okay, okay, I get a kick out of it." "All units, all units, sector 9." " That's for..." " 211 in progress." "Why don't you drive?" "the suspects are armed and considered dangerous." "CLARENCE;" "Shit." "I don't believe it!" "What?" "You burned the fucking money!" "I had to blow the door." "What do you want?" "It's as good as marked, you asshole!" "You stupid, stupid asshole!" " Clarence!" " What?" "What do you want?" "We got a cop on our tail." "Come on, man, speed it up!" "Move it!" "This crate ain't gonna outrun a cop." " Slow down, then." " What, are you crazy, man?" "Shut the fuck up and do it!" "Just do it!" "Central, this is 154." "We're in pursuit of 211 suspect." "Request backup." "Roger, 154." " Backup currently unavailable." " Give me your piece." "Backup E.T.A., 15 minutes." "Bobby, get the door!" "Everybody load up!" "All right, let's go." "Come on!" " Okay." " All right, here we go." "Now." "What the fuck?" "Where did he go?" "Emil?" "Here!" "He's up here!" "He's on the side." "He's over here!" "Get him!" "Shit, Clarence, my leg!" "Leon, pick him up." " Ready?" " No, hang on." "Bobby." " Can you fly, Bobby?" " Clarence, no!" "Hit it!" "No!" "Central, this is unit 154." "We located that van by the old mill in Sector 3D." " Now, where is that backup?" " Backup is still unavailable." "Oh, man!" "We estimate 10 minutes before units can arrive." "Well, you call it." " Let's do it." " Okay." "Go." "Stay in touch." "Freeze." "Okay, let's see those hands." "Nice and easy." "Sure." "Mind if I zip this up?" "We keep robbing banks, but we never get to keep the money." "Takes money to make money." "We steal money to buy coke, then sell the coke to make even more money." "Capital investment, man." "Yeah, why bother making it when we can just steal it?" "Ain't no better way to steal money than free enterprise." " Smoke?" " No." " You know, those things will kill you." " Yeah." "You want to live forever?" "Bixby!" "What a cake!" "Oh, boy!" "Hey." "Don't move." "Go ahead and do it." "Dead or alive, you're coming with me." "Lewis." "Lewis!" "Lewis, I got a situation here, girl." "Okay, tough guy, get up." "Get up!" "Turn around." "Spread your legs." "That's right." "Lewis, where are you?" "You all right?" "Put your hands on your head." "Lewis?" "Why don't you let us take over from here, Emil?" " Your ass is mine." " No." "Not yet it ain't." "Well, what have we here?" "You a good cop, hotshot?" "Sure you are." "Why, you got to be some kind of great cop to come in here all by yourself." "Where's your partner?" "Where's your partner?" "Well, guys, the other one was upstairs." "She was sweet, mmm, mmm, mmm." "I took her out." "I bet that really pisses you off." "You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy." "Do you?" "Buddy, I think you're slime." "You see, I got this problem." "Cops don't like me, so I don't like cops." "Well, give the man a hand." "He's all yours." " All right, look out." " Turn around, man." "Pretty boy, over here." "Shit!" "I'm out of ammo." "Me, too." "Hey Clarence, he's still alive." "Does it hurt?" "Does it hurt?" "Okay, fun's over." "Okay, let's get out of here." "Good night, sweet prince." "Hey, wait up, wait up, wait up." "Murphy." "Get him over." "Lift!" "Get the ventilator." "Put him in OR 4." "Easy, easy." "Turn." "Slow it down now." "Slow it down, slow it down." "Okay, hit the door." "Let me get pressure." "Mask him." "Got a pressure of 60 palp." "All right, we have to intubate this guy." "Apply cricoid pressure." "Okay." "All right, I got it in." "Breath sounds." " You're in." " Other side." "Okay, let's go ahead and get the MAST trousers up." "Let's get the clothes off." "Okay, clothes off." "Let's prep him for a central line." "Let's get some blood drawn." "Type and crossing, six units." "His pressure's dropping." "Okay, I've got a central line in." "I'm getting pressure back." "Normal saline." "Can you do that, Dad?" "I really have to tell you something." " What's our blood pressure?" " I've got 40 palp." "All right." "Coarse V-Fib." "Okay, we got to shock him." "Let's get the Ambu bag." "Clear the patches." "Put the Foley in." "Let's go ahead and blow his MAST trousers." "Stand clear." "Stand clear." "Shock him." "All right." "Coarse V-Fib." "Let's shock him again." "Clear." "All right." "Flatline." "Let's go intracardiac epinephrine." "Let's go." "Okay." "All right, it's in." "There's no pulse." "All right, let's go ahead and shock a flat line, and let's quit." "Okay, everybody, clear!" "Stand clear." "All right, I think that's all we can do." "Let's call it." "What's the time?" "6:15." "Sharp." "No, it's starting to roll." "Still rolling." " Shit!" " Nope." "Let me see." "Bring in the L.E.D." "Let's lock it down." " He's on." " What's the story?" "We were able to save the left arm." "What?" "I thought we agreed on total body prosthesis." " Now, lose the arm, okay?" " Jesus, Morton." "Can he understand what I'm saying?" "It doesn't matter." "We're gonna blank his memory, anyway." "Well, I think we should lose the arm." "What do you think, Johnson?" "Well, he signed the release forms when he joined the force." "He's legally dead." "We can do pretty much what we want to." "Lose the arm." "Shut him down." "Prep him for surgery." "The entire outer skin will be like this." "It's titanium laminated with Kevlar." "Go ahead." "Shake his hand." "Come here often?" "How you doing?" "Oh, God!" "He's got a hell of a grip." "It's 400 foot-pounds." "He could crush every bone in your hand." "All right." "Attach it to his shoulder." "I like that." "You are gonna be a bad motherfucker." "Hey, look, look!" "He's watching us!" "How you doing?" " Hi!" " Hi!" "Happy new year!" "This is for you." "Happy new year." "We get the best of both worlds." "The fastest reflexes modern technology has to offer, on board computer-assisted memory, and a lifetime of on-the-street law enforcement programming." "It is my great pleasure to present to you," "Robocop." "Come on, come on, COME on." "Come on." "That's for you." "That's for you." "Go, Robo." "I am what you call a repeat offender." "I repeat, I will offend again." "I get my orders from a higher source." "Shut up, asshole." "Does your mother know you talk like that?" "Bring him in through the side door." "This holding cell has been set up for observation." "Looks perfect." " What is this all about?" " Who is this guy?" " Sergeant John Reed." " What's this all about?" "It's about official OCP business." "So please, get lost." "I think we've got four or five days setup..." "Hey, this is bullshit!" "I take my orders from..." "What is this shit?" "Yeah, good question." " Hey, wait for me, partner." " Let's go." "There they are." "Go." "When you are at rest, you will sit in the chair." "Yes." "I understand." "What about tracking?" "We can check his exact location at all times with one of these." "How does he eat?" "His digestive system is extremely simple." "This processor dispenses a rudimentary paste that sustains his organic system." "Tastes like baby food." "Knock yourself out." "Mmm." "Okay, let's start with tracking." " Give me a grid." " Got it." "There." " Target?" " Check." " Target." " Check." "Now follow." "Check." "Voice stress analyzer, one, two..." "Ahhh." " ...three." " Ahhh." " Check." " Record." "Ahhh." " Now playback." " Bring it up 50%." " Now playback." " Bring it up 50%." "Give me a full frame." " We got it." " All right, clear out." "What are your prime directives?" "Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law." "That's good." "That's very good." "Huh?" "I fucking love that guy!" "Hey, Lewis, it's Supercop." "Look at that fucking gun." "Shit!" " This guy's really good." " He's not a guy." "He's a machine." "What are they gonna do, replace us?" "Come on." " Reed." " Yeah?" "He needs a car." "Thank you." "Sure." "Anytime." "Oh, yeah." "Go get 'em, boy!" "I'd buy that for a dollar!" "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Yeah, empty the register and put the money in the bag." "Excuse me?" "I said give me your money and all of it, and don't fuck with me!" "Now move!" "Open the safe, Pops." "Open the goddamn safe!" "We don't have a safe." "Shit!" "There's your goddamn safe!" "Open that son of a bitch!" "Quit stalling, man!" "I'm gonna count to three!" "You better open that son of a bitch." "Come on!" "Come on!" "I'm gonna blow her brains out." " I'll open the safe." " Good boy." "Come on." "Well, you better open that on the count of three." "One, two..." "Fuck me." "Drop the gun." "You are under arrest." "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Fuck me!" "Thank you for your cooperation." "Good night." "I'll buy that for a dollar!" "Don't touch me!" "Get away!" "Get away!" "We don't want your bag!" "We want you!" "Take it easy!" "We don't want to hurt you!" "That's too much hair." "I know, we'll give her a haircut!" " Hey, hey." " What?" "There's more hair down there!" "No, don't!" "Please!" "No!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Let the woman go." "You are under arrest." "Shit!" "You better back up, pal!" "'Cause, he's gonna kill her!" "He's gonna kill her!" "You fucking bitch!" "He's gonna kill her, man!" "He's gonna kill her!" "Your move, creep." "Okay!" "It's okay!" "I was so scared." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Madam, you have suffered an emotional shock." "I will notify a rape crisis center." "All units, Sector 6, please close intersections..." "I don't care." "Get those men by the stairs now!" "Hit it!" "Terrorism has never been a factor in city politics before." "But that changed today when former city councilman Ron Miller entered City Hall with a gun." "He's now on the second floor holding Mayor Gibson and his staff hostage." "We do believe that Miller has killed one of the hostages." "Lieutenant, what's next?" "We wait." "Terrorism is a very tricky business." "Maximum and immediate retaliation is the best policy." "But unfortunately..." "Excuse us." "Where are you going?" "Statement, please." "Let's have some crowd control!" "Come on, get these people back!" "Where the hell do you think you're going?" "Keep him talking." "Who made you?" "Are you invincible?" "Okay, Miller, don't hurt the Mayor." "We'll give you whatever you want." "First, don't fuck with me!" "I'm a desperate man!" "And second, I want some fresh coffee!" "And third, I want a recount!" "And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!" "Okay." "And I want a bigger office!" "And I want a new car!" "And I want the City to pay for it all!" "What kind of car, Miller?" "Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!" "How about the 6000 SUX?" "Yeah!" "Okay, sure!" "What about cruise control?" "Does it come with cruise control?" "Hey, no problem, Miller." "Let the Mayor go, we 'll even throw in a Blaupunkt." "Lieutenant, don't jerk me off!" "When people jerk me off, I kill them!" "You want to see?" "Get up, Your Honor, get up." "Get up!" "Your public wants to see you!" "Nobody ever takes me seriously!" "We'll get serious now!" "And kiss the Mayor's ass good-bye!" "Robocop." "Who is he?" "What is he?" "Where does he come from?" "He's OCP's newest soldier in their revolutionary crime management program." "OCP Spokesmen claim that the fearless machine has crooks on the run in Old Detroit." "Today, kids at Lee lacocca Elementary School got to meet in person what their parents only read about in comic books." "Robe, excuse me, Robo." "Any special message for all the kids watching at home?" "Stay out of trouble." "More fighting in the Mexican crisis today when American troops participated in a joint raid with Mexican nationals against rebel rocket positions in Acapulco." "Now this." "Red alert." "Red alert." "Red alert." "You crossed my line of death." "You haven't dismantled your MX stockpile." "Pakistan is threatening my border." "That's it, buster." "No more military aid." "Nukem, get them before they get you." "Today, labor leaders agreed to sanction construction of OCP's Delta City, thereby creating an estimated one million much-needed new jobs, despite questions about worker safety in dangerous Old Detroit." "Robert Morton, vice president, Security Concepts, OCP." "I'm afraid I can't comment on Delta City." "That's not my division." "But I will tell you this." "At Security Concepts, we 're projecting the end of crime in Old Detroit within 40 days." "There's a new guy in town." "His name's Robocop." "Hey, hey, hey." "Bobby boy." "Vice president." "Congratulations." "Handball Tuesday night?" "Bill, I'd love to." "But I got a date." "Couple models coming over to my place." "Know what I mean?" "I'd buy that for a dollar." "Welcome to the club, Bob." "and that's a true story." "Making a real name for yourself in Security Concepts with Robocop." "I try." "I'm in on the bottom line, pal." "I hear Jones was plenty pissed." "Oh, you know, he's got this killer rep, but it's a smokescreen." "Let's face it, he's lost his teeth." "The guy's a pussy." "Are we talking about the same Dick Jones?" "Hey, he's old, we're young, and that's life." "I got to..." "I got to go." "I got a meeting." "Congratulations, Bob." "Thanks." "I remember when I was a young executive for this company." "I used to call the old man funny names." "Iron Butt," "Boner." "Once, I even called him asshole." "But there was always respect." "I always knew where the line was drawn." "And you just stepped over it, buddy boy." "You've insulted me, and you've insulted this company with that bastard creation of yours!" "I had a guaranteed military sale with Ed 209!" "Renovation program." "Spare parts for 25 years." "Who cares if it worked or not?" "The old man thought it was pretty important," "Dick." "You know, he's a sweet old man." "And he means well." "But he's not going to live forever." "And I'm number two around here." "Pretty simple math, huh, Bob?" "You just fucked with the wrong guy." "You're out of your fucking mind." "You better pray that that unholy monster of yours doesn't screw up." " You hungry?" " No, thanks." "No." "Goddamn rebels blew up the airport in Acapulco yesterday." "Great." "We were going there next week." "Wait, what was that?" "Hey, look!" "Bucket boy's online." "Halt." "Stop!" "Wait a minute!" "What the hell's going on?" " I don't know." "He just left." " Just left?" "Roosevelt!" "Rosie, we got a problem." "Out of the way!" "Take a look at this." "Shit!" "Call Bob Morton!" "Jerry, book him." "I'll catch up with you later." "Hello." "I haven't really had a chance to introduce myself." "I'm Anne Lewis." "Do you have a name?" "How can I help you, Officer Lewis?" "That's not really what I meant." "Don't you have a name?" "Hold it." "Just sign right here, sir." "You don't understand." "I'm OCP." "Murphy, it's you." "You really don't remember me, do you?" "Excuse me." "I have to go." "Somewhere there is a crime happening." "Stop!" "What did you talk to him about?" "What did you say?" " Nothing." " Shit." "Shit." "Stop!" "You there, stop!" "You're in a lot of trouble, Officer!" "Come on!" "I was assured full cooperation by this precinct, buddy, and if it gets screwed up by one of your grunts," "I'm gonna have your job." " What's the update?" " It's hard to be 100%." "We have a glitch or what?" "This system was never designed to experience detailed somatic response." "He had a dream, a dream." " This cop saw fit to question him." " I didn't question him." "I asked him his name." "He didn't know." "Great." "Let me make it real clear for you." "He doesn't have a name." "He's got a program." "He's product." "Is that clear?" "Sure." "I say we pull him in, run a systems check, the works." "Take a week." "Maybe 10 days." "You want to take him offline because he had a dream?" "What, are you kidding?" "Let's get out of here." " Listen, Reed." " Yeah?" "Try to keep one thing in mind." "This project doesn't concern cops." "It's classified." "It's OCP." "You got it, mister?" "Yeah, I got it." "Good." "Right, we keep him on the street..." "Sorry, Sarge." "I fucked up." "Forget it, kid." "This guy's a serious asshole." "Give me all your money, bookworm, or I blow your brains out." "Now fill it up on number 7." "Don't do nothing stupid, man." "I'm a good shot." "I could hit you in the eye from here." "Hey, man, what you reading in there?" "You a college boy or something?" "I bet you think you're pretty smart?" "Think you could outsmart a bullet?" "What do you say we find out?" "I'm talking to you!" "What do you say?" "I'm talking to you!" "Drop it." "Dead or alive, you are coming with me." "I know you." "You're dead." "We killed you!" "We killed you!" "We killed you!" "You're dead." "We killed you!" "Who are you?" "Who are you?" "Jerry, Jerry." "Look who it is." "Can I help you, sir?" " No." " What is it exactly that you want?" "You can't enter here!" "Wait a second!" "Just a minute!" "This is a restricted area!" "He's in." "Murphy, it's you." "Murphy, it's you." "Murphy, it's you." "Murphy, it's you." "Welcome, shopper." "Let's take a stroll through your new home." "This is a one-family house built by ZEM Industries." "Situated near schools and shopping centers, this progressive development has a growth factor of 7." "Wow." "Can you do that, Dad?" "and, say, it doesn't matter who cooks in your family, because this kitchen by Food Concepts makes everything a snap." "Dad." "Come on, Dad." "Come on, Dad." "Get in the picture." "Come on, come on." "I really have to tell you something." "I love you." "That's the master bedroom." "A functional space with a touch of elegance." "Have you thought it all over?" "Why not make me an offer?" "Where is Clarence Boddicker?" "Okay?" " Shit!" " Let's talk." "Son of a bitch!" "There's just something about the way it sounds." "Vice president." "It just turns me on." "God, you girls are so great." "I mean I just..." "I love to be with intelligent women." "Smart is so sexy." "I know." "Sometimes I could just think of something, and it could just get me so horny." "Yeah, well, a mind is a terrible thing to waste." "Yeah." "I get bored so easily." "Yep." "And you need lots of stimulation, Bobby." " Yes, I do." "Don't move." " I won't." "Bob?" "What?" " Bob, save some for me." " Don't worry." "I'll..." "Must be the champagne." "Stay here." "How you doing..." "Bitches, leave." "Gee, Bobby." "Bye." " You gonna call me?" " Come on." "What the fuck are you doing?" "Do you know who I am?" "If you think you're gonna get away with this..." "Goddamn it!" "Stop!" "I'll give you anything you want!" "Just please, please don't kill me, all right?" "Hello, buddy boy." "Dick Jones here." "I guess you're on your knees about now, begging for your life." "Pathetic." "You don't feel so cocky now, do you, Bob?" "Whatever he's paying you, I'll double it right now." "You know what the tragedy is here, Bob?" "We could have been friends." "But you wouldn't go through proper channels." "You went over my head." "That hurt." "But life goes on." "It's an old story, the fight for love and glory, huh, Bob?" "It helps if you think of it as a game, Bob." "Every game has a winner and a loser." "I'm cashing you out, Bob." "We need more tubing." "I don't think I want to pay you that, Sal." "I don't give a shit what you want to pay." "I set the prices here." "Listen, pal, maybe you haven't heard." "I'm the guy in Old Detroit." "You want space in my marketplace, you're gonna have to give me a volume discount." "I'm not into discounts." "Joe, show the man what we brought him for Christmas." "Think about it, chum." "Good business is where you find it." "Okay, let me try to put this in perspective." "You killed a bunch of cops." "The word around is that you've got a lot of heavy connections downtown." "You make a lot of my friends nervous." "A lot of people would love to see a guy like me put a guy like you out of business." "I don't know." "I don't know." "Maybe I'm just not making myself clear." "I don't want to fuck with you, Sal." "But I got the connections." "I got the sales organization." "I got the muscle to shove enough of this factory so far up your stupid wop ass that you'll shit snow for a year." "Frankie, blow this cocksucker's head off." "Guns, guns, guns!" "Come on, Sal!" "The Tigers are playing tonight." "I never miss a game." "Just kidding." "Go!" "Go." "Come quietly or there will be trouble." "Fuck you!" "Clarence Boddicker, you are under arrest." "You have the right to remain silent." "Fuck you!" "Hey, wait a minute." "Wait a minute!" "I'm protected, man." "I've got protection!" "You have the right to an attorney." "What is this shit?" "Goddamn it." "Goddamn it!" "Listen to me!" "Listen to me, you fuck!" "There's another guy." "He's OCP." "He's a senior president." "Anything you say may be used against you." "It's Dick Jones!" "Don't you get it?" "You cocksucker!" "I work for Dick Jones." "Dick Jones!" "He's the number two guy at OCP." "OCP runs the cops!" "You're a cop." "Cop." "Yes." "I am a cop." "I don't like it any more than you do, Reed, but listen!" "You listen to me, you asshole!" "You're talking about shutting down a major metropolitan police force." "Without cops, this city would tear itself apart." "The Union thinks you should know there was a strike vote last night." "We lost five guys last week." "We're getting creamed out there, Reed." "Book him." "What's the charge?" "He's a cop killer." "Shit!" "Just give me my fucking phone call." "I understand." "Look, the lawyers will have you out in 24 hours." "Just don't say anything else." "Jesus, you really screwed up." "Don't you get it?" "I work for Dick Jones!" "Dick Jones!" "I work for Dick Jones!" "He runs OCP." "OCP runs the cops." "Come in, Officer." "You know, I don't usually see anyone without an appointment, but in your case, I'll make an exception." "You are under arrest." "On what charge?" "Aiding and abetting a known felon." "Sounds like I'm in a lot of trouble." "You better take me in." "I Will." "What's the matter, Officer?" "I'll tell you what's the matter." "It's a little insurance policy called Directive 4." "My little contribution to your psychological profile." "Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown." "What did you think?" "That you were an ordinary police officer?" "You're our product." "And we can't very well have our products turning against us, can we?" "Still a little fight left in you." "Maybe you'd like to meet a friend of mine." "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake." "Now it's time to erase that mistake." "Put Lieutenant Hedgecock on the line." "There's trouble in the tower!" "Prepare to fire." " Hey, wait a second!" " He's a cop, for God's sakes!" " Hedgecock!" "You can't do that!" " We have orders to destroy it." " Oh, shit!" " You're maniacs!" "Fire at will." "Move in." "Murphy!" "Murphy, it's me." "Lewis." "Move down!" "On the next level." "Lieutenant!" "Level 3, level 3." "He's on level 3!" "Over here!" "Over here!" "Open fire!" "It's back." "Big is back, because bigger is better." "6000 SUX." "Good evening." "I'm Jesse Perkins with Casey Wong." "Top story, Santa Barbara." "10,000 acres of wooded residential land were scorched in an instant when a laser cannon aboard the strategic defense peace platform misfired today during routine start-up tests." "Casey." "Yes, it was a day of mourning for the families of 113 people known dead at this hour, among them, two former United States Presidents who had retired in the Santa Barbara area." "A day of mourning for a country." "Police union representatives and OCP continue negotiations today in hopes of averting a citywide strike by police, scheduled to begin tomorrow at midnight." "Justin Ballard-Watkins has more." "They're still on duty, but what about tomorrow?" "That's the question we put to people in the crime-plagued Lexington area." "They're public servants." "They got job security." "They're not supposed to strike." "It's a free society, except there ain't nothin' free 'cause there's no guarantees, you know?" "You're on your own." "It's the law of the jungle." "Be very careful." "Excuse me, please." "They must be remodeling." "Hiya, Barbara." "Listen, I'm here to see Dick Jones." "But when I'm done, I've got some free time." "Maybe you could fit me in." "He's expecting you, Mr. Boddicker." "You can keep the gum." " This looks good." " Get a measurement on that." "Bring a hammer, too." "Hey, Dickie boy." "How's tricks?" "That thing is still alive." "I don't know what you're talking about." "The police officer who arrested you, the one you spilled your guts to." "Hey." "Take a look at my face, Dick." "He was trying to kill me." "He's a cyborg, you idiot." "He recorded every word you said." "His memory's admissible as evidence." "You involved me." "You're gonna have to kill it." "Listen, chief." "Your company built the fucking thing." "Now I got to deal with it?" "I don't have time for this bullshit." "Suit yourself, Clarence." "But Delta City begins construction in two months." "That's 2 million workers living in trailers." "That means drugs, gambling, prostitution." "Virgin territory for the man who knows how to open up new markets." "One man could control it all," "Clarence." "I guess we're gonna be friends after all," "Richard." "Destroy it." "Gonna need some major firepower." "You got access to military weaponry?" "We practically are the military." "Did you bring the gun?" "The precinct was deserted." "Half the force didn't show up for work today." "Everyone else walks out at midnight." "I guess we're on strike." "I wasn't sure what you needed." "I sort of grabbed things." "Your gun." "You asked for this?" "I brought you some food." "No, thank you." "I'm not hungry." "You may not like what you're going to see." "It's really good to see you again, Murphy." "Murphy had a wife and son." "What happened to them?" "After the funeral, she moved away." "Where did they go?" "She thought you were dead." "She started over again." "I can feel them." "But I can't remember them." "Leave me alone." "Happy birthday, Dave." "She's from me." "Well, can I have you both?" " Sure." "We've had our shots." " Sure." "We've had our shots." "I'd buy that for a dollar!" "Hey, Emil." "How's the Gray Bar Hotel?" "Not bad." "They let me keep the shirt." "Nobody popped my cherry." "Emil, how you doing, man?" "Good to see you." " Hey!" "Hey!" " Hey!" "First they let me out of jail for free, then what do I find in the prison parking lot but a brand new 6000 SUX." "Still got the factory sticker on it!" "Clarence." "Joey's got a car just like yours, man." "Yo, Clarence, what do you think, buddy?" "What do you got there, Clarence?" "Wait up for me!" "Whoa!" "A new toy!" "Can I play?" "Watch this." "Wait..." "Wait a minute, Clarence, Clarence!" "Shit!" "What the fuck?" " Nice car, Joe." " Fuck you, Clarence." "Let me try that." "Cobra Assault Cannon." "State of the art." "Bang!" "Bang!" "I like it!" "Give it up, faggot." "Let a man..." "No, butthole!" "Get your own!" "Come on!" "Get the other gun, Emil!" "No car is safe!" "Do it, Emil!" "Heads up, you guys." "He's in the steel mill." "Let's go." "All right, cut the horseshit!" "We're moving out." "Come on, Emil!" "Get your ass in the van!" "Come on, lard ass, let's move it!" "I'll get you, faggot!" "What are you doing?" "My targeting system is a little messed up." "Can I help you?" "Aim for me." "Are you locked in now?" "Yes." "A little more to the left." "Here." "I figure that's dead-on." "Thank you." " All right." "Let's do it." " Come on, man, let's smoke him!" "The wrecking crew is here!" "Where is that metallic mother?" "Zip it up, Emil!" "Nothing fancy." "Just kill him." "Emil, in the van." "You should get out of here now." "Hey, we're partners." "Get the car." "Damn it!" "Shit!" "Looking for me?" "Cut him off!" "Come on!" "Go on, cut him off!" "Go, go!" "Okay!" "Now I got you!" "Shit!" "Help me." "Don't touch me, man!" "Help me." "God!" "Shit!" "Bye-bye, baby." "Clarence!" "Okay." "I give up." "I'm not arresting you anymore." "Now, wait a second." "Wait a minute." "You're taking this kind of personal, aren't you?" "Come on, man." "Come on, now." "You're making me nervous." "Come on, you can't do this." "Come on now!" "Don't mess around!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come on, man, now, don't get cute!" "Die, you bastard!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "All right!" "All right!" "I got him, Clarence!" "I got him!" "Sayonara, Robocop!" "Lewis!" "Lewis!" "Murphy, I'm a mess!" "They'll fix you." "They fix everything." "The police strike could really work for us." "By the end of the week, we can have Ed 209s in place all over the city and expect immediate public support." "I've got one downstairs guarding the building now." "You are illegally parked on private property." "You have 20 seconds to move your vehicle." "because whatever happens, this corporation will live up to the guiding principles of its founder." "Courage, strength, conviction." "We will meet each new challenge with the same aggressive attitude." "What is it?" "I don't know." "How can we help you, Officer?" "Dick Jones is wanted for murder." "This is absurd!" "That thing is a violent mechanical psychopath." "My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company." "These are serious charges." "What is your evidence?" "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake." "Now it's time to erase that mistake." "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake." "Now it's time to erase that mistake." "He's got a gun!" "Get up!" "I want a chopper." "Now!" "We will walk to the roof very calmly." "I will board the chopper with my hostage." "Anybody tries to stop me, the old geezer gets it." "Dick, you're fired!" "Thank you." "Nice shooting, son." "What's your name?" "Murphy."

"You are safe here with me." "Has a decision been reached on how far this country would be willing to go in helping an anti-Castro uprising or invasion in Cuba?" "Well first I want to say that there the will not be under any condition" "be an intervention in Cuba by Unites States armed forces." "This government will do everything it possibly can and I think it can meet it's responsibilities to make sure that there are no Americans involved in any actions inside Cuba." "Excuse me sir." "Do you have change for a dollar?" "Thank you sir." "You're welcome" "From our friends on Wall Street." "Miami?" "Right away." "Cardinal is interested." "So the weatherman says" "Sunday is the perfect day for a trip to the beach." "I hope you can still dance Edward." "In a couple of days we will be doing the cha cha in El Comandante's bedroom." "I'll try to remember to bring my dancing shoes, Richard." "Good morning Ray." "Mr. Hayes." "Miami." "And our Op center off Guatemala." "Pack a bathing suit Mr. Brocco." "We're going for a swim." "What do you make of our chances for success?" "If we get the support that we've been promised" "I'd say it's fairly certain." "But if there are any doubts" "I can still put out the fire." "It's gone beyond that." "Rocking chair is still smiling." "door knock" "It's the White House." "Everybody is waiting for the good news." "Godspeed!" "When your back come up to the mountains." "We'll go fishing." "Yes sir." "He's been put on notice." "In Cuba, sometime before dawn," "The invading forces' B-26 bombers give air cover to men landing on the beach." "As the sun rises there is a surprised attack from Castro's air force." "The B-26s are shot down." "Without air cover, the anti-Castro forces' ships are attacked." "And the men are cut off from their supplies." "The situation looks dire." "Where is the air support!" "Where the hell is the Navy." "Would you throw something into this vital point of the battle." "Enemy in red trucks coming from red beach are right now 1 km from blue beach." "Two thousand militia attacking blue beach from east to west." "We need close air support immediately!" "Well, I am destroying all my equipment and communications." "I have nothing with which to fight." "I'm going to the woods." "I cannot wait for you." "I'm going to the woods." "They knew where to find us." "There's a stranger in our house." "I love you." "People who really love each other don't have secrets." "You are safe here with me." "I love you." "People who really love each other don't have secrets." "You are safe here with me." "unintelligible conversation" "I love you." "People who really love each other don't have secrets." "You are safe here with me." "The president is saying they're going to break the CIA into a thousand pieces." "Somebody on your desk gave away the store." "Told the Soviets where to find you at the Bay of Pigs." "You've got a problem very close to home." "There will be an extensive house cleaning on your side of the street." "Fucking cigarette." "Are there any regulars that can fit me anymore?" "They didn't get it all." "I'm sorry." "Be careful." "Your name is on a must worry list." "Right at the very top." "You forgot your hat." "Somebody left a package at my doorstep last night." "Have tech wash them right away." "I've been trying to reach you." "Well, I haven't been staying at the compound. ?" "I heard there was a setback." "Sometimes the best laid plans of mice and men." "Be very careful." "I'll be fine." "You worry too much." "Just please be careful." "Everything is fine." "Goodbye son." "Goodbye father." "music" "singing" "Ms. Buttercup." "Skull and Bones." "Accept or reject?" "Accept." "Not a word to anyone." "How does it feel being a woman." "Why do you want to know?" "laughter" "Gentlemen!" "I will remind you you've all taken an oath of secrecy." "You have been chosen to become members of" "America's most secret society." "For over a hundred years" "Skull and Bones members have included a president, vice presidents," "Supreme Court justices, congressmen and senators, captains of science and industry." "The very best of America." "secret oath in Latin" "cheering" "Come on!" "I don't think this is for me." "You can't take it personally." "Getting pissed on is personal Mr. Russell." "So I take it very personal." "Edward!" "We're all in this together." "Come back inside." "We're brothers for life." "Tell us Mr. Wilson, brother to brother something you've never told anyone before." "Your most guarded secret." "Something you will need to trust us with." "It was the 4th of July, 1925." "I was six." "I was playing tag with a friend of mine." "and I tried to get away from him so I ran up the stairs into my parents room." "And I hid in a closet." "I looked at my father's clothes and hanging there was his admirals jacket." "And then I heard a sound." "and I saw my father and I must have made a noise because he turned and came into the closet and opened the door." "Have you ever made up a story Edward?" "Told your friends something you knew wasn't true?" "And you know that if they found out... they wouldn't like you anymore." "Why?" "Because you lied to them." "You understand?" "And he asked me if I knew was trust was." "And I said... trust is when you feel safe with someone." "Like with my friends." "Like with you and mother." "And then he said." "Don't ever lie." "You shouldn't lie to your friends." "They won't trust you." "And you will have nothing." "And you'll never be safe." "He told me to go downstairs and watch the fireworks." "Because they'd started." "And then he shut the door." "The sound of the gunshot was very different from the sound of the fireworks." "And even at six years old I new there was a big big difference." "There was a lot of blood." "Father?" "And in his left hand he held a note that was sealed." "I don't know why, buy I took the note and I put it in my pocket." "I always said it was an accident." "It wasn't and accident." "My father killed himself." "singing" "Congratulations Mr. Wilson." "I'm Richard Hayes." "Master of secrets and orders." "What did the note say?" "I told you I never read the note." "You didn't read the note?" "No." "My father said your father was going to be appointed Secretary of the Navy" "until his loyalty was brought under question." "We're not going to have a problem with your loyalty are we?" "And yet ... a certain word a glance, a guise, will mirror never show?" "reflecting not my gaze but my uncertain question caught inside a shadow of our shifting eyes." "That really is quite elegant Mr. Wilson" "Good order." "Very precise." "Feeling of the unknown." "Fine poetry is the music of mathematics." "Numbers." "Singing." "You have to look behind the words to understand their meaning." "Right." "Well, good night gentlemen." "Mr. Wilson" "May I see you in my office for a few words?" "I am recommending you as editor of our poetry magazine, The Politicus." "I'm honored." "Thank you." "I appreciate your faith in me." "Never be ashamed of your abilities, Edward." "Isn't there a picture that used to sit on the mantle there, and there was a group of soldiers..." "It's my father's Crimean War regiment." "The ?" "I remember." "I'm having it mended." "I remembered it because it reminded me of my father." "He was in the war." "I think we're being watched." "Watched?" "What do you mean?" "There's a man in a hat." "I don't see anybody." "You know." "There's so much I'd like to share with you Edward." "and I hardly know anything about you at all." "Other that you being a particularly bright student." "I feel that we have a kind of kindred spirit." "I really should be going." "No." "I've started to write something." "Perhaps you'd like to hear it?" "A bud has burst on the upper bough the linnet sang in my heart today" "I know where the pale green grasses show" "By a tiny runnel, off the way," "And the earth is wet." "A cuckoo said in my brain." "Not yet." "Not yet." "I haven't finished it." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Please." "I'm sorry." "I can't hear." "What's your name?" "Edward." "I'm sorry." "Would you say it again?" "I have to read your lips." "Edward." "Hello." "Edward." "I'm Laura." "I'm sorry." "Would you say that again?" "There isn't one person in a hundred who would walk by a hat on a bench without giving it a second look." "That says a lot about you Mr. Wilson." "You don't distract easily." "She's a very pretty girl." "Sam Murach." "I'm with the Federal Bureau of Investigation." "Mind if I walk along with you?" "I had a chance to have a talk with a fraternity brother of yours." "John Russell." "The senator's son." "John said you might help us." "You're friendly with Dr. Fredericks?" "He's my thesis advisor if that's what you mean." "He's been recruiting faculty members and students to join an organization called the American-German Cultural Committee." "It's a Nazi front." "Does he talk to you about that?" "I'm a poetry student Mr. Murach." "I'm not political." "We'd be very interested in finding out the names of some of the other organizers for the cultural committee." "Are you asking me to spy on Dr. Fredericks?" "I'm asking you to be a good citizen." "You blow that thing up it'll be fine." "I'll be seeing you." "In Poland, Hitler watches German regiments steam across the river San." "This was part of the river line which the invading army forced in its flanking drive through southern Poland." "The Nazi Fuehrer make a quick tour in the conquered nation among the soldiers in captured towns." "Hitler has given the word of War and War it is." "Poland has been guaranteed by Great Britain.... ?" "It is a great privilege to have with us here tonight Mr. Haupt." "The Fuehrer's education minister." "Mr. Haupt." "Good evening." "Thank you Dr. Fredericks, and members of the American-German cultural committee for giving me the opportunity to come to you here." "Germany has always been a country...." "Excuse me." "Someone's in here!" "Are you enjoying yourself Edward?" "Very much so." "I'd like you to meet," "Mr. Haupt." "Dr. Manheim" "Yes." "We met." "I've been asked by the faculty chairman to relinquish my post here at Yale." "Now, you'll hear many reasons to what caused my departure." "Suffice is to say" "I'm leaving with my name intact." "Good luck in your endeavors." "Oh, Edward." "What did I do to deserve this?" "Have you such little regard for me that you betray me for my political beliefs?" "You know and I know" "Trumbull Stickney wrote that poem in 1902." "You were my teacher." "You betrayed me." "I thought we were going to a party." "You want to protect me from them." "Don't you?" "No." "You think they will make fun of me...." "That's not it." "That's not true." "It's OK." "I'm happy to be with you." "Would you like to dance?" "I'm not a very good dancer." "That's alright." "I'm not a good dancer either." "How does this song go?" "Blue sky" "smiling at me" "nothing but blue sky do I see." "Excuse me everybody, I have an announcement." "I've just been told England and France declared war on Germany." "But please continue dancing and enjoying our music and I'll update you as information comes in." "Thank you." "Before long, we'll be at war too." "Would you like to get a room for us." "Turn down the light." "I can't." "I can't." "Good night." "Good night." "Thank you Edward." "For what?" "For being so nice." "In view of the fact we're taking a propaganda lambasting around the world" "Why is it not useful, Sir for us to explore with you the real facts behind this or our motivations." "There's an old saying that a victory has a hundred fathers and defeat is an orphan." "And I wouldn't be surprised if..." "Hello Edward." "What are you doing here." "There are only a handful of us until moment zero who know where we were going to land in Cuba." "One of us couldn't keep a secret." "I know it wasn't me." "Mr. Allen ask for the Zapata list of personnel who participated in the operation." "I don't have one." "Tell Mr. Allen I give him the list personally." "We're in the same boat together." "A leaking boat." "Don't ever think we're in the same boat Mr. Hayes." "We're either going to sink or swim." "Together" "People like us.." "we don't let each other drown." "I've said as much as I feel can be usefully said by me." "In regard to the events of the past few days." "through the statements, detailed discussions." "I'm not to...." "Mother." "Father." "This is Edward Wilson." "Mrs. Russell." "Senator." "Yes." "It's a pleasure to finally meet you." "Phillip and Toddy Allen." "Mr. Allen was president of Bones class of '12." "Welcome to our little clubhouse." "Thank you." "Where's Clover?" "Ah." "There she is." "This is my sister Clover." "Hello." "I'm Edward." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "Bonesmen." "All here!" "Reverend Collin will offer grace." "Bonesmen first." "Dear God..." "God second we thank you for guiding the Evans' family trust in the care of our beloved island." "So that we may come here with our families and our friends" "In comfort and in privacy." "He said he was going to ask me to dance." "Here we go." "Don't you dance Mr. Wilson." "Nobody asked me." "Oh." "Well." "I think I will take my chances." "I'm asking you." "John is very fond of you." "And I am very fond of him." "He's talking of going off to fight with the English." "My father isn't particularly pleased about it." "Because" "He's one of the organizers of America First." "I'm not very good for an isolationist's son to go off to war what if...." "Your brother John is a man of great conviction." "I admire him." "What about you Mr. Wilson?" "What do you believe in?" "Are you in school?" "You don't say very much." "Do you?" "When there is something worth saying..." "Oh!" "Well." "I think I'm going to like you." "Mr. Hayes." "Gentlemen." "General William Sullivan." "Mr. Edward Wilson." "It's a great honor sir." "I'd get up and shake your hand but my fucking feet are killing me." "Something about too much sugar in my blood and my urine." "So when do you boys start your pissing contest?" "I'll excuse myself." "Thank you Phillip." "Why don't you sit down." "You understand that whatever we discuss here doesn't leave this room?" "Of course." "We'll eventually get involved in this war." "Not because we want to but because we have to and we should." "And the president has asked me to look into creating a foreign intelligence service and if that happens" "I'll be looking for patriotic, honorable, bright young men, from the right backgrounds to manage the various departments." "In other words no Jews or negroes and very few Catholics." "That's only because I'm a Catholic." "You'd be trained and commissioned in the Army and posted overseas." "If it's something you're interested in you'd have to be ready to leave at a moment's notice." "I don't want your answer now." "Just think about it." "But this isn't a bunch of fraternity boys sitting around playing with their pricks." "This is for real." "For America." "Let's go." "Have fun." "Behave yourselves." "I'm supposed to be looking for the perfect husband." "Are you the perfect husband Mr. Wilson?" "Perfect in every way." "Then is there some reason that you won't put your arm around me?" "You are the one..." "I like this." "Very smart." "... or under the sun." "Whether near to me" "Do you have a problem with woman Mr. Bones." "Do you love me?" "What?" "Tell me you love me." "Do you love me." "I love you." "I love you." "No." "I still don't believe you." "Say it." "Say it." "Look at me." "Stop." "Stop." "I love you." "As soon as the world comes to it's senses, I'm going to travel." "London." "Paris." "Rome." "You can come with me." "Is everything alright?" "Fine." "We are worlds apart." "What do you mean?" "I feel like I'm just a curiosity to you." "That." "That is not." "That's not true." "I feel like" "I'm not real to you." "That is not true." "Anyway..." "That's not how I feel about you." "Edward." "John?" "I've been looking everywhere for you." "My sister." "She's pregnant" "I know you'll do what's expected of you." "Do you Edward L. Wilson take Margaret N. Russell to be your lawfully wedded wife." "to love, honor and cherish in sickness and in health" "in good times and in bad times until death do you apart." "I do." "I now pronounce you man and wife." "A man if uniform want to see you." "Excuse me mother." "Did your mother or I ever tell you where we ...." "Mr. Edward Wilson." "We need to speak alone sir." "Would you like to sit down?" "No." "Thank you sir." "General Sullivan sends his regards." "and to ask you if your still interested in seeing the rest of the World." "Yes I..." "I certainly would be." "Good afternoon sir." "Thank you." "My orders came through." "I'll be going overseas." "When?" "In one week." "What are you going to do Edward?" "Save the World?" "Your are safe here with me." "The photograph is particularly dark." "As we can see there is a Caucasian man and a negro woman." "The resolution breaks down pretty quickly." "The film stock is definitely Russian." "Low grade." "One of the areas we've been focusing on is the mosquito netting..." "The mosquito netting is predominantly in" "Africa, southeast Asia, any tropical climate." "The window curtains here have a distinctive pattern on them of Baobab trees." "Also seen in Africa." "Next to the curtains we can see the building's ballestry." "There's a pigeon here." "It's kind of hard to make out." "Pigeons are mostly found in urban areas town squares..." "If you listen closely you will hear an airplane." "We've washed it out." "By the sound of the thrust of the jet engines we can determine that it's a plane taking off no more than 1000 feet off the ground." "Which would further suggest a large urban area." "On a section of the tape when you clear up background noise you can hear a female voice." "I love you." "People who really love each other don't have secrets." "Your are safe here." "Assuming we're talking about the same woman, the linguists tell us her accent is French." "There's one word here we can't make it out yet." "There is an unidentifiable noise washing her out." "Placed throughout the recording at a high frequency suggests an air raid siren of some sort." "We're going to keep playing with it." "This is the time fore everyone to stand together and hold firm as they are doing." "I express my admiration for the exemplary manner in which all the air raid precaution services of London are being discharged." "May I help you?" "Yes." "I here to see the tailor about a fitting for a new suit." "Certainly, and what kind of suit would you be interested this evening?" "A tweed or worsted." "Perhaps a nice gabardine." "Perhaps, a worsted and a tweed." "Both single breasted?" "Yes." "Two or three buns, sir." "Three buns." "If you might come this way, please sir." "Please." "Our senior tailor will be right with you, sir." "Thank you." "Welcome to London." "You're going to have to learn as quickly and thoroughly as possible the English system of intelligence." "The black cards, particularly counter intelligence." "The uses of information, disinformation and how their use is ultimately... power." "They've agreed to open their operations to us." "They can't win the war without us but they don't really want us here." "Intelligence, is their mother's milk and they don't like sharing the royal tit with people that don't have titles." "Your London tutor is waiting to meet you." "This way sir." "I should've know better that to use Stickney." "Job well done Mr. Wilson." "You blew a two year operation for me." "I told general Sullivan to keep an eye on you." "Just as well, really." "I was beginning to long for the bone chilling cold of home." "It isn't personal." "Mr. Carlson." "Is this the American Trade Bureau?" "Which product?" "Dried goods." "You're late." "Yeah." "That's what my mother said." "Raymond Ducca Brocco, born may 8th, 1907, New York City." "St. Ignatius High School," "Fordham University." "Married Anita Delveccio." "2 children..." "Stephanie and David." "Six foot two, 182 pounds, black hair, brown eyes, military record, 5 years, intelligence." "Anything you'd like to add?" "You want to look up my ass too?" "You're working for me Sergeant Brocco." "I'm working for the Unites States government..." "In this office I am the United States government." "You're pretty sure of yourself for somebody who just began..." "They wouldn't tell me your name." "Then how do you know you're not in the wrong place." "They said you were a serious SOB that didn't have any a sense of humor." "Can't be two of you." "phone rings" "Are you going to answering it." "Depends if I'm working for you or if I'm not." "One of your jobs, sergeant, is answering the telephone." "Yes sir." "Use your tradecraft well, particularly in the use of black propaganda." "and the ingredient known as playback." "Understanding how effectively your own disinformation is actually working on the enemy." "It's almost four." "How do you spell syphilis." "Is it one L or two." "Syphilis." "One...." "I think." "It's vital to penetrate the enemies intelligent services." "Push them into an unreal world, as it were." "Doctor in England today announced that medical records taken from Adolf Hitler's personal physician" "Dr. Theodore Morell reveal that Mr. Hitler had contracted syphilis while serving the German armed forces during World War I." "The very qualities that make a good intelligence officer a suspicions mind a love of complexity and detail, are the very qualities of someone you've been observing." "Good evening Lord Cooper." "I have some information that might be of some interest to you." "The mental facility to detect conspiracies and betrayal are the same qualities most likely to corrode natural judgment." "Everything that seems clear is bent and everything that seems bent is clear." "Trapped in reflections you must learn to recognize when a lie masquerades as the truth." "And then deal with it efficiently, dispassionately." "We know you've been passing information to the German high command." "Don't give anyone time to think." "Now, I'm going to offer you one of two choices." "You set the tone of the discussion." "And quickly come to the point." "Either you can be executed for treason or you can continue to spy for the enemy and provide them with the information we provide you." "Pass this on to your German friends and if I find out it wasn't done there won't be a second chance." "You, quite simply, behave as a spy." "Do we understand each other?" "How do we know he won't be working for two master?" "Precisely?" "We don't." "How do I know if I can even trust you." "You won't." "I mean, I hope you're lucky enough you'll meet someone you trust." "I've got to say...." "I haven't." "You must be young Edward." "Dr. Frederick has told me so much about you." "Arch Cummings." "Nice to meet you." "Nice to meet you." "I understand we are like minded on many things" "Good school boys." "Yale." "Cambridge." "Dreamers." "They say he's been an exceptional intelligence officer." "You have to have a steady mind and and an unwavering sense of belief in what you're doing and to be a hopeless romantic." "phone rings" "American Trade Bureau" "It's overseas." "It's Senator Russell, for you." "Hello." "Yes, Yeah Ah, Yes." "I can hear you." "Thank you for telling me." "Good bye." "We had a boy." "Would you mind if we called him Edward?" "If we called him Edward Jr?" "I love that." "I think it's perfect." "Fit of a king." "That's what I was thinking." "Fit for a king." "You like Edward?" "Oh." "I think he likes it." "So how are you?" "Are you saving the World and keeping us safe?" "Sometimes." "What color are his eyes?" "static" "Hello?" "Hello?" "When he's old enough you can read it to him." "It's a first edition." "Charles Dickens." "A Christmas Carol." "It was my fathers'." "He would read it to me when I was a boy." "Thank you." "I had an unfortunate discovery today." "A man that works for me said just as at my door I found out he had given a rose to a woman." "with a small note, the rose was quite lovely." "An Abyssinian rose." "With stem neatly wrapped in silk paper quite beautiful and touching." "Save for the fact that the paper was filled with secret writing for her German friends detailing changes to the American order of battle here." "Excuse me sir." "Thank you." "Thank you sir." "How did the Irish poet say it?" "Hmm?" "E'er friend for today, is tomorrow's heartbreak" "Do you know what my deepest fear is?" "That I will end up....friendless." "Completely alone." "I think you two know each other." "Richard!" "Hello Edward." "I didn't expect to see you." "Mr. Hayes has come over to work with us in special operations." "I hope you don't mind I invited him to join our conversation." "I'm afraid our dear English teacher has a bad habit of making easy friendships." "You know, of course, about his ridiculous sexual tastes." "I'm afraid he is not being very discriminating in his partners." "Some people are extremely worried about his exposure." "I hope you two can help sort this rather delicate matter out for us." "Seem to me to be a problem for the Bristish." "Why are we involved?" "The British are a civilized people." "They don't ?" "their own." "They have somebody do it for them." "So why are you telling me." "I'm giving you an opportunity to handle it." "Or somebody else will." "I'm sorry you've been brought into this." "If the headmaster won't listen to reason who might want to tie your shoe." "Sorry it has to be this way." "It's not something I'm happy about having to be doing." "Have you thought at all about maybe going back to teaching again?" "Sometime?" "They are concerned about my personal associations." "Aren't they?" "Cambridge boys stick together like glue." "I'm far too democratic in my taste for them." "They like pressed trousers and proper buttons." "No." "I've done all the teaching I intend to do." "I am who I am." "I'll suffer that." "Please." "You've given them all the service that you can." "It's time to retire." "The good schoolboy will be close by." "You won't want to know my response." "I understand." "If you want to tie your shoe." "It's a dirty business Edward." "I've been part of it for far too long." "You might want to think about getting yourself a new pair of shoes Edward." "There's a wonderful shop at St. James'." "Mr. Pendingbones." "He's boot maker to the king." "But then...." "I suppose we all are in our own way, aren't we?" "boot makers to kings." "Get out while you still can." "While you still believe." "I'm sorry." "He knew too much." "You understand?" "It appears the word we couldn't make out had it's sound wave significantly clipped by whoever made this tape." "We restored it by amplifying specific frequencies seen on the oscilloscope." "Cochinos is Spanish for pigs." "Let me hear it again." "cochinos" "And the siren noise we couldn't pinpoint before were hiding church bells." "For some reason other noises were added to distort the bells." "In the makeup table's mirror we can actually make out the reflection of a church steeple whose three belfries correspond with the bells you hear." "The volume indicates that the church is across the street." "Again, possibly on a town square." "On the night stand, we can see a clock radio." "It reads almost 10 o'clock which would correspond with the church bells." "I also have audio of the ceiling fan." "It's a four blade standard ceiling fan." "We don't know where it's from." "There is something here.... could be nothing significant." "Maybe a candle, a paper weight." "Or it may be something personal that we can identify the people in the room with." "We are going to wash it again." "Maybe see what's there." "How long till there some definition as to exactly where we are?" "We're going as quickly as we can sir." "How are Clover and your little boy?" "Good." "Thank you." "You know he is almost five." "You may ?" "for yourself in London." "The World War is over." "The war for the World has just begun and in every liberated country there will be a battle between us and the Russians for their hearts and minds." "Since we dropped the Bomb they're feeling a little short between the legs." "But the Russians still live in the nineteenth century." "Beets and potatoes." "All that will change dramatically." "But right now, they're gobbling up territory taking home every scientist they can steal." "In ten years, they'll have a Bomb." "We have to get anyone that can be useful to us out of Berlin before they do." "Churchill was right." "We shouldn't have stopped marching until we reached Moscow." "They're from Switzerland." "I had them sent, with a pouch, to Berlin." "They're a weakness of mine." "When I was a child, my mother would always reward me with a chocolate." "It's a dreadful habit." "The chocolates or seeking approval?" "Both." "He was an officer it the Abwehr, German military intelligence." "He says he knows the location of certain Nazi V-2 rocket scientist in hiding." "Ask him where he wants to go." "He wants to go to Chicago." "He has relatives there." "Tell him if he provides us with the names and locations of the scientists I'll arrange an exit visa for him." "As soon as he serves his purpose, turn him over to the Nazi catchers." "The next ?" "is a group commander would like to speak with you about asylum." "It's very ugly, isn't it?" "It isn't meant to be jewelry." "I lost the sound in one ear, altogether." "I can hear with the help of the apparatus out of this ear, but they say in one year or so...." "You hardly notice it's there." "The Russians are interested in making a prisoner swap." "We're prepare to offer you some Jewish scientists liberated in the east for some Nazi scientists living here in Berlin." "These are the names we're willing to discuss." "I understand your cryptonym for me is Ulysses." "Isn't that from the James Joyce book or the Greek myth." "Do you what our code name is for you?" "Mother." "A took the first hot bath yesterday I've taken in three years." "Since the siege of Stalingrad." "I sat for hours... looking out the window," "soaking." "When I was a soldier my fingers we're frost bitten." "Since then, when I get cold there is a pain." "Maybe you shouldn't live in Russia." "We all have our weaknesses." "What is yours?" "I had heard you were silent." "Made of stone, they said." "What is the expression?" "The silence is deafening." "You're going to be a formidable adversary, Mother." "I look forward to our association." "I hope it lasts for a long time." "I love you." "People who really love each other don't have secrets." "You are safe here with me." "We were able to make out the brand of the fan." "It's called a ?" "." "It's Belgian." "The object on the night stand we're still trying to find out what this is." "We just can't get any more definition out of it." "Who is this?" "Who is this?" "Hello father." "You have a birthday coming up." "I'm going to be five soon." "Well you're a big boy." "?" "Is your mother there?" "What?" "I can't hear you." "Is your mother there?" "She's getting dressed to go out with her friend." "He has a new car." "He lets me drive with him." "Hello Mr. Wilson, this is Edna." "Mrs. Wilson is upstairs." "She's getting ready for dinner." "I'll tell her you are on the phone." "I'll call back." "door knocking" "Pardon me." "Do you need me for anything else?" "No." "Thank you." "Guten Nacht." "Guten Nacht." "Do you ever eat Mr. Wilson." "I like to cook." "Would you like a home cooked meal?" "Have you ever read Ovid's Metamorphosis in the original Latin?" "It's quite beautiful." "I grabbed the pile of dust and holding it up" "foolishly ask for as many birthdays as the grains of dust." "I forgot to ask that they be years of youth." "Bravo" "I should be going." "Would you like to stay?" "Would you like me to." "I would like you to very much." "Maybe we can go somewhere together?" "The lakes in Bavaria are so beautiful." "There was an inn there before the war." "where they served breakfast in bed all day." "Yena ?" "I hope you never go home." "Bavaria is a really beautiful place." "I was born there." "My grandmother lived there." "I really miss her." "Why don't we go." "I let a stranger into our house." "door knocking" "Dies da?" "Danka." "Mother." "Father is here." "Mother." "Hello Edward." "Hello Clover." "I ah." "I like to be called Margaret now." "It's very nice to see you." "It's good to see you too." "I made something or you." "You see?" "It's a ship." "But it's got the flag of England." "And then I put a pirate flag there." "And if you like you can count how many sails are there." "You want to try that?" "Fifteen." "That's right." "Fifteen." "No." "No." "It's yours." "I made it for you." "If it's alright with you I thought maybe we could sleep in separate beds for a while." "Just until we can get to know each other again." "I made up the spare room." "All right." "What do you hear from your brother John." "I thought you knew he was killed in Burma." "In 1944." "You never mentioned it in any of your letters." "There wasn't very much to say." "Six year is a long time." "I was lonely." "And I was with a man, once." "He wasn't very interesting." "Were you with anyone?" "It was a mistake." "Thank you for the ship you made." "For me." "Your welcome." "I'm glad you like it." "Mother said you were at the war." "Did you fight?" "Did you kill anybody?" "No." "Good night." "Good night." "Hello Father." "Hello Edward." "Hello" "Hello dear." "There is somebody waiting for you in the den." "General!" "Edward." "I'm sorry to barge in on you like this." "You wife kindly helped me to a drink." "My feet!" "I keep cutting off pieces of them." "It's not dignified for a man to have to die from the feet up." "Well, while everybody has been feeling good about themselves the Soviets, without firing a shot have taken over half the World." "They're breathing down our necks." "They'll be in our back yard before you know it." "So I've been telling the President about our need to create a foreign intelligence service one that will do in peace time what it was asked to do during the war." "Phillip Allen will be heading the agency" "Richard Hayes will be his exec and you'll be taking division C." "Special operations that report only to the director." "It will be limited to overseas, obviously." "Subversive operations, intelligence gathering and analysis." "And I'd be interested in your thoughts about this." "Particularly, in your area of expertise." "Counter intelligence." "I'd be glad to help in any way I can." "That's all right." "Edward." "Go outside." "Excuse me sir." "Margaret." "Thank you." "I have to tell you, I have some real problems with this whole thing." "Despite how much we need it." "I'm concerned that too much power will end up in the hands of too few." "It's always in someone's best interest to promote enemies, real or imagined." "I see this as America's eyes and ears." "I don't want it to become it's heart and soul." "So I told the President, for this to work they're going to have to be some kind of civilian oversight." "Oversight?" "How can you have a covert organization if you have people looking over your shoulder?" "You know who gave Hitler his power?" "The clerks and the book keepers." "The civil servants." "I have this one weakness." "I believe in a just God." "I always seem to err on the side of democracy." "This must be a nice place to raise a family." "I never had the time." "I'll be dead in less than a year." "I love this country." "We all do sir." "We all do." "No matter what anyone tells you, there'll be no one you can really trust." "I'm afraid when it's all said and done we're all just clerks too." "I was under the impression that" "Dr. Ibanez supported a democracy." "I'm afraid he's changed his mind." "The doctor started to believe his own propaganda." "I mean you dream this guy, Edward." "Help, get him elected." "Those are the Soviets" "International Department of Central Committee members" "Trudnikov and Kosholnikov." "that have become overly interested in their natural resources particularly coffee." "Our economic interests have become compromised." "To say nothing of the dangers of a Soviet presence so close to home." "For security ?" "we must establish our own presence there." "Stop!" "Can you go back." "Go." "Go back a little bit." "Run it from there." "I just thought I saw something." "I want you two to put your heads together on this." "Michael will be going down there as an agricultural specialist with the Mayan Coffee Company non official" "He'll be our eyes and ears." "Congratulations." "Thank you sir." "Good luck." "Thank you." "I wouldn't wear my class ring down there." "Yes sir." "Of course." "I want all intelligence on this sent directly to me and no one else." "I believe that's what you're looking for." "That'll do it." "Mr. Wilson." "This came for you through the Carlson cover address." "There was no card." "There's been a potential compromise down south." "Ulysses" "We can't wait another 24 hours." "If you can guarantee that all assets are in place and prepare to move on my order" "I'm prepared to move as well." "Go back to bed." "What were you talking about?" "It's grown up talk." "I had a nightmare." "Everything's fine." "Can you stay with me another minute?" "Try to get some sleep." "Yes" "We haven't got time to be sure of this." "This whole thing hinges on support." "If we don't have the support I can't guarantee the outcome." "I guarantee the support." "That's not a guarantee." "That's not an answer." "unintelligible conversation" "Margaret tells us that you work for the CIA." "My wife has a vivid imagination." "I'm a trade advisor." "Civil servant." "Good night." "Good night." "How dare you speak to me that way." "Don't ever tell anybody what I do." "How dare you." "You are never to tell anyone what is that I do." "Never." "Do you understand?" "Never." "What you do?" "I don't know what you do." "You leave at 5, you get home at 10 7 days a week." "You don't say a dam word to me." "I live with a ghost." "I don't know what you do." "phone ringing" "Call back." "You're ready?" "Launch the operation." "Say something." "Say something." "I have to go now." "Say." "Say something." "Talk to me." "Say something." "Look at me." "Say something." "Remember what I said." "Don't touch anything." "Merry Christmas Margaret." "Edward." "Merry Christmas." "Is this young Edward?" "Would you like to come inside and meet a very special guest this evening?" "Oh." "Santa Claus" "Would you like to meet Santa?" "Toddy is wonderful with children." "Yes." "She is." "Would you like a drink Edward." "Thank you." "I believe congratulations are in order." "The doctor has no more patients." "The cost of malpractice." "Gentlemen." "Edward." "Hello." "Bill." "Gentlemen." "You can all be very proud of what you've started." "Merry Christmas." "Merry Christmas Bill." "Say something." "Surprises are the best part of Christmas" "Don't you think?" "How about, games?" "How about, ball games?" "Oh!" "Can I get you a towel?" "I'm, I'm so sorry." "Are you all right?" "All right, you poor thing." "I think we should go home." "Lower your voice." "You can use our bathroom if you like." "I might have some dry clothes." "Thank you." "Come with me Edward." "It's all right." "Come with me." "Can I help you up Mrs. Wilson?" "No." "Did you know that Philipp is going to be on the Mayan Coffee Company's board of directors?" "Remember what I said to you about friends?" "You look good Edward." "How long has it been?" "Seven, eight years?" "A lot of water under the bridge." "Carolina and I, we just bought our first house." "And everything is already broken and I spend my weekends fixing things." "By the time I get everything fixed it'll be time to sell the fucking house." "Maybe you can give me a heads up on somebody." "You're asking be to give you FBI files on an American citizen?" "You know I can't do that." "It's against the law to spy on citizens." "Keep it." "Maybe someday you'll change your mind." "door knocking" "May I come in?" "You know, I've never been in your office." "How was the fishing?" "It was a bad year." "The water is too high." "I understand you wanted to personally give me the operation Zapata list yourself." "There isn't one, is there?" "You know it was a silent operation." "It wasn't silent enough." "I've been asked, by the President, to suggest who we no longer need with us." "Who would you recommend, Edward." "I serve at the pleasure of the director, sir." "I'm just a gate keeper." "Why is it that people like us chose to serve" "for nickels a day." "In a profession that makes us constantly look over our shoulder to see who is watching us." "When will you make your decision?" "Decision?" "I serve at the discretion of the President of the United States." "I will do what I think is best for the country." "It's important that we find out who's responsible." "Good night." "Good night." "At 22:42 call received on Berlin base chief's operational line man says he is senior officer KGB." "Would not give name." "Open up." "Thanks." "KGB officer asked when Mr. Edward Wilson is coming." "He wants to know Mr. Edward Wilson's response." "Tell him Mr. Edward Wilson is here and would like to know what he intends to provide us with in return." "He says, in return for safe journey he will provide Mr. Wilson will clear understanding of last three losses in Moscow." "and identities of soviet agents in your country, penetrations of Moscow's station." "Will also speak personally with Mr. Edward Wilson about" "Ulysses." "Things that only he knows of Ulysses." "How he thinks." "What he plans to do." "And what he wants Mr. Edward to think he is doing." "To establish bonafides, he will carry with him" "KGB surveillance photographs of all CIA officers in Moscow." "I will be more than happy to take polygraph." "Ulysses." "Ask him what his weakness is." "The cold." "Let's get him over here." "My name is Valentin Gregorovich Mironov." "My children's names are Anatoly and Sergei." "My father played the cello" "I play the violin." "But, you know this." "I risk my life to come all the way to tell you this." "To confirm what you already know." "You failed the polygraph Mr.Mironov." "You know every Russian fails polygraph." "Your polygraph doesn't understand the Russian soul." "What more do you want?" "I've given you my bonafides." "The names of agents." "Who has been compromised." "Who you need to know about." "I wanted to speak to Mr. Edward Wilson." "We were told Mironov was with these men the day the photo were taken." "We're not even sure that any of the circled men are him." "I told you these 3 time already." "?" "I want to speak to Mr. Edward Wilson." "I would like some tea." "The isn't any." "I get thirsty when I say too much." "You are going to keep up this inane questioning for much longer?" "There is nothing you've told us we don't know, Mr. Mironov." "I think you better try a little harder." "I didn't come here to deal with children," "Mr. Lutz." "Or is it, Mr. Brocco." "We do our homework too." "Hello Mr. Mironov." "I'm Mr. Wilson." "Hello." "Mother." "Ulysses is obsessed with you." "Night and day." "You are always on his mind." "He trusts nobody." "The only one whom he lets close, is his aid." "Sasha." "He is methodical." "He plans things years in advance." "For instance you should he has developed a friendship with a certain neighbor of yours" "Fidel Castro." "A young man." "He has high hopes for him." "I understand you had a most interesting fish swim your way." "Mr. Allen thought it may be possible for me to speak with him." "With your chaperon of course." "I brought him a little gift I'm sure he'll appreciate." "Send Mironov immediately." "It'll be nice to be closely working with you again." "I expect you to show me Washington." "We can paint the town red together." "Valentine Mironov." "Arch Cummings." "It is a great pleasure to meet you." "My pleasure." "Now please sit down." "Nice to have someone like you on our side of the street." "I thought you may enjoy this." "It's something you might appreciate." "I hope you haven't read it." "Very clever." "Thank you." "All Russian is our orchard." "The land is great and beautiful." "There are many wonderful places in it." "Think Anya." "Your grandfather." "Your great grandfather." "This is very bad translation." "It is much funnier in Russian." "I'm due at a meeting." "Are you Laura?" "What?" "Are you Laura?" "I'm suppose to offer you a ride." "Hello Edward." "Hello Laura." "Why all the mystery?" "Do you have children?" "I have a boy." "Edward Jr." "Do you have anybody?" "A cat." "I often imagine what my life would have been like with you." "And what do you imagine?" "I thought you might teach." "Probably poetry." "I saw us living in a small college town." "You once said to me you were afraid your life was already planed out for you." "Are you doing what you want to do?" "Life has been full of surprises." "You owe me a day at the beach." "How long do you think you'll be." "As long as it takes." "I think maybe I'll go ahead." "All right." "Mother?" "There's an envelope for you on the desk." "Hey, you look lovely." "Thank you." "It's not enough that you ignore me our whole life you have to humiliate me?" "You disgust me." "Your disgusting." "Let's start from the last ?" "Mother forgot some of her things." "I'll see you at home." "Are you Laura?" "Yes." "I was asked to give you this." "In an unprecedented effort to improve US-Soviet ties premier Khrushchev began his 10 day tour of the United States today." "The visit will start with a tour by President Eisenhower of our nation's capital..." "All right." "Now set it down." "It's perfect." "Our glee club has been chosen to compete in the national competition." "Won't you come with me?" "Would you like me to?" "Very much." "I'll get your things." "It's good to have you home." "How was your trip?" "As smooth as silk." "Why FBI escort made the trip her very pleasant." "Which one is your son?" "Top row." "Third from the right." "He's a handsome young man." "My congratulations." "We're particularly concerned about Cuba." "Your friend." "He's too close to home." "You don't appreciate him breathing down your neck." "If we continue down this road." "There will be a third World War." "I don't think either of us wants a real war." "What would you do for a living then?" "If he keeps calling attention to himself at some point we might be forced to send him a surprise." "and I don't want that to come as a surprise to your people." "He is very important to us." "We would not like to be surprised." "Be well." "Be well." "I am today announcing my candidacy for the presidency of the United States." "The presidency is the most powerful office in the free World." "Through its leadership can come a more vital life for all of our people." "In it are centered the hopes the globe around us for freedom and a more secure life." "Senator Kennedy, if you don't win the presidential nomination, will you accept the vice presidency." "I shall not, under any condition, be a candidate for vice president." "If I fail in this endeavor I shall return and serve in the United States Senate." "We have a secure ?" ", Stockholm Station." "Station reports they have a coronel, directorate K, counter intelligence." "Do we have a name?" "May I help you sir?" "I'm a coronel with KGB requesting asylum." "What is your name?" "My name is Valentin Gregorovich Mironov." "My name is Valentin Gregorovich Mironov." "This other man who says he is Valentin Mironov is not who he pretends to be." "Right?" "His real name is Yuri Modin." "He was Ulysses right hand he is Ulysses'...." "Will you just tell me your real name." "It is just Ulysses trying to discredit me." "My real name is Valentin Gregorovich Mironov." "I was born in Brabusk in 1924." "Attended the State Institute of International Relations." "Served for 3 years in naval intelligence." "My wife's name is Tamara Nakovsky." "My children's name are Anatoly and Sergei." "My father is a cellist, I play the violin." "All I want is my freedom." "Pick him up." "Are you alright?" "I'm sorry." "You see what you made me do?" "Now just tell me the truth." "Because, we're going to be here as long as it takes." "I already told you." "I want to know the truth." "Tell me" "You know may name." "your real name." "Mr. Please." "I'm not lying." "I'd like to believe you but I don't believe you." "You understand?" "Now tell me your name." "My name is Mironov." "It's Valentin Gregorovish Mironov." "Is that your name?" "Yeah." "Is that your real name." "Yes." "This is my name." "Tell me your real name." "I told you my name." "Tell me your name." "I told you a 100 times..." "Because we're not going anywhere" "I just want you to know that we are not going anywhere" "Today, tomorrow, next week, next month" "He is your mold, I'm not your mold." "You understand?" "I'll be right in front of you." "The same position." "What is your name?" "Tell me your name." "Tell it." "Tell it." "Tell it to me." "Tell it to me again." "Tell it to me again." "Tell me your fucking name." "Shut up!" "Shut up!" "Tell me your name." "Tell me your name." "Tell me your fucking name." "Tell me your name." "Tell me your name." "Come on." "Get it off." "Get it off." "Put him down." "Your name." "Tell me your name." "What is your name?" "Sir, this is Lysergic acid diethylamide." "It's called LSD." "We've had some very favorable results as a truth serum." "signing in Russian" "speaking Russian" "Soviet power it a myth." "A freak show." "There are no spare parts nothing is working, nothing it's nothing but painted rust." "But you." "You need to keep the Russian myth alive to maintain your military industrial complex." "Your system depends on Russia being perceived as a mortal threat." "It's not a threat." "It was never a threat it will never be a threat." "It is a rotted" "bloated cow." "I am" "Valentin Gregorovish Mironov." "And I am free." "Shit." "Shit." "If you would like" "I'd be willing to take the truth serum at once." "I've nothing to hide." "I am who I say I am." "I know." "We sent those who are leaving us to go into the World, with the knowledge wherever they go whatever they do" "They will never be alone." "They will always be one of us." "And we sing" "Bonesmen, all here." "All here." "singing" "I didn't know you smoked." "There are a few things you don't know about me." "I've spoken to a recruiter here." "I would like, very much, to join CIA." "There a lot of things you can do, Edward." "I'd like you to think about this carefully." "I have thought about it very carefully." "It's what I want to do" "I want to join the agency." "I want to make you proud of me." "I am proud of you." "Well I've made up my mind father." "You can stop him." "He doesn't understand what he's getting into you can stop him." "I can't tell him what to do." "Yes you can." "No." "Yes you can because he is doing it for you." "Because he wants you to be proud of him and he wants to feel closer to you." "You can have them rejected him." "Absolutely not." "I won't do that to him." "Of course you won't." "You won't do anything for anyone but yourself." "That is unfair." "Unfair." "That is unfair." "You abandon people when they need you the most." "I don't abandon people." "You abandon people." "I do not abandon people." "It's true." "I've stood by you." "Stood by me?" "For 22 to years I've stood by you." "You don't what it is to stand by somebody." "I've stood by you and I've stood by him." "You ignored him." "I've done everything to be a good father to him." "You have done no such thing." "I married you because of him." "I know you don't love me." "But you love him." "And no matter what you should stand by him and you should protect him." "I don't need you to tell me I have to protect my son." "Promise me that you will protect him." "I'll protect him." "Today, in Havana, Fidel Castro expelled high profile crime figures from Cuba." "He's taking control of their hotels and casinos." "Popular vacation destinations for many Americans." "Castro has nationalized over a billion dollars from US businesses in the past six months." "And there is not telling what the communist dictator" "I want to see a man about a hat." "He had 3 casinos down there until Castro sent them home." "These people know how to be discreet." "With the right encouragement, he could help." "And he's very patriotic." "Jimmy." "Mr. Carlson." "Tina." "The kids." "Alright." "Come on kids." "Sit down." "Some water, some coffee, whatever?" "Is there someplace else we could go." "All right daddy." "We're going down to the beach." "We'll be back in a while." "Make sure they don't go into the water unless somebody is watching them." "No, I'm going to let them down." "Make sure they put their shoes on." "They'll burn their feet." "Yea." "We're getting their shoes." "All right come on." "Let's go." "So, what do you want to talk to me about?" "The government is about to deport you, for certain activities." "I've been in this country since I'm two months old." "What's that make me." "Italian?" "I'm American." "And they are trying to send me back?" "They can have the deportation order reviewed." "Have you classified as highly sensitive for national security." "I can take the government off your back it you can help us." "You are the guys that scare me." "You're the people that make big wars." "No." "We make sure the wars are small ones, Mr. Palmi." "Let me ask you something." "We Italians, we got our families and we got the church." "The Irish, they have the homeland." "The Jews, their tradition." "Even the niggers." "They've got their music." "What about you people, Mr. Carlson?" "What do you have?" "The United States of America." "The rest of you are just visiting." "The president wants the noise level on the operation turned down." "How many men are involved?" "Fifteen hundred." "Tell them we are going instead to Bahia de Cochinos." "Noise level will be way down." "See you inside." "Could you hear what we were talking about?" "No." "I didn't hear anything." "If something was heard." "It has to stay in this room." "Oh, I know that, father." "All right." "Bonesmen." "All here." "Agency first." "God second." "Thank you Lord." "For bringing us here safely here to be with our brothers and loved ones again." "Our prayers are with our brothers whom God has seen fit to take into his gentle arms this year." "The honorable Senator John Russell Senior." "Mr. Stephen Lummis Evans." "Would you like to dance Clover?" "I haven't been Clover for a long time." "I'm going to Phoenix to live with my mother." "Based on the ringing of the church bells we're going to assume the recording was made at the same time the photograph was taken." "We've check the schedules for flights leaving major airports at or around 10 o'clock at night for a two week period." "There were flights leaving nine cities." "Six were places that would also potentially have a fan made in Belgium." "Five of those places were also either tropical or in their summer seasons." "Three of those were places where French is spoken." "We think the tape was made in either" "Dakar, Abidjan or Congo Leo." "It is all gone." "Hello mother." "Let me show you." "As you see, no cameras, no tape recorders." "There is nothing else to know." "Can I play something for you?" "Everything is a secret." "?" "What was such a big secret that his own son couldn't know?" "He was standing outside talking." "I heard something I wasn't supposed to, and he knew I'd listened his conversation." "I heard him say something in Spanish." "Bahia de Cochinos." "Bahia de Cochinos." "I'm afraid of him." "Your are safe here with me." "People who really love each other don't have secrets." "I have something for you." "I love you so much." "I love you so much." "She's been an active asset of ours for some time." "Until now." "She loves your son." "Sometimes even spies fall in love." "We can protect him." "Make him safe." "Nobody would know." "Not even him." "All it would require is for you to help us." "When your help is needed." "I thought you would like to see this." "She is a very pretty girl." "It is easy to see why he fell for her." "I know it is an extremely difficult situation for you." "But I am afraid I'm going to need your answer very soon." "You must decide what is of more importance to you" "your country or" "or your son." "She is not who you think she is." "She's not a friendly, Edward." "I don't believe you." "Why should I believe you?" "You told me yourself not to trust anybody." "You're the master of creating the truth." "I love her." "I've asked her to marry me." "I will not let you take that away from me." "I can't protect you anymore." "I can't keep you safe." "Safe?" "Safe?" "I never felt safe." "I was always frighten." "I always lived in fear that something awful was going to happen to you." "Or if not, to mother or to me." "I was always afraid because everything was a secret." "Edward." "Hello, may I come in." "Yes, of course." "Is everything all right?" "I was on my way home from work and I had this overwhelming desire to hear you play the violin." "Play the violin?" "Edward, I am so tired." "Can't this way until tomorrow?" "I'd appreciate it if you played it now." "Now." "I just wanted to hear something from you that was true." "He was careless." "FBI." "You're under arrest." "Stand up." "Didn't learn how to hide in plain sight." "Where are they taking me?" "I can't go home." "You know they can trust me anymore." "You know what they will do to me?" "Sorry Edward." "I truly did like you." "In another world we actually would have been quite good friends." "Hey." "Are you still there mother?" "Your worst fear has come true." "Alone and friendless." "Without a country of your own." "We have a whole new place to fight over." "The stars." "Your offer." "I have to decline." "You've succeeded in stopping us from taking back Cuba." "The damage is done." "There is no need for you to hurt my son." "Let's just leave it between you and me." "Very well." "I will wait." "But there will come a time when I will ask you with a problem" "that wouldn't cost you much but would be of some value to me." "You never know what the future will bring." "Friends can be enemies and enemies friends." "This girl." "Neither of us can be sure about her." "But she's about to be a part of your family." "I believe in family." "You want her to be a part of your family." "Don't you?" "It was good to see you." "We will talk again." "My dear friend." "speaking Russian" "Sorry to bother." "I want to buy a little souvenir to my daughter." "They have no change." "speaking Russian" "What does it cost?" "Here." "It's a gift." "Regards from the United States government." "It's a cardinal rule to be generous in a democracy." "Thank you." "So where is she?" "We are going to meet her at the church." "I can't wait to meet her." "Yes." "That's good." "Come on in." "Hello Margaret." "Well let's celebrate." "I'll get some champagne" "How was the flight?" "It was long." "How do you like living in Phoenix." "It's the first time I've slept in years." "Here we go." "To your happiness." "To your happiness." "Your wife." "What have you done." "Will you go inside mother?" "You can go inside, mother." "Please, just go in the church." "She's pregnant." "You can't know the difference." "No." "I love you." "I love you so much." "Mr. Wilson?" "Mr. Hayes." "You've been here before Mother?" "No I haven't." "Who's idea was that?" "It's classified." "Mr. Allen has notified the President he'll resign." "Something about Swiss bank accounts." "Where did these come from?" "They were in the car." "I thought you had them sent down, sir." "Seems the greedy bastard has been hiding money away for years." "Whoever had the statementsm sent it to him in a box of Swiss chocolates." "Wasn't you, was it." "The President asked me to become director and do a complete housecleaning at my discretion." "I need someone I can trust." "After all, we're still brothers." "This building doesn't get built without you." "Your're CIA's heart and soul." "Who knows." "You might have a secret about me in that safe of yours." "This whole wing will be your part of the World." "Counter intelligence." "Take a look around." "I've got an oversight meeting." "Can you imagine?" "They think they can look into our closet." "As if we'll let them." "I remember a senator once asked me, when we talk about CIA why we never use the work THE in front of it." "And I asked him, do you put the work THE in front of God?" "They are right what they said about me." "I was weak." "A coward." "I compromised myself" "My honor, my family." "My country." "I am ashamed of myself." "To my wife." "I'm sorry I've done this to you." "To my son." "I hope you will grow to be a courageous man." "A good husband." "A good father." "I hope whatever you decide to do you lead a good full life." "I hope whatever your dreams may be, come true." "Your loving husband and father." "Subtitled By DeliXiosO"

"VAGABOND" "Hey, Mr. Emognat!" "I found a dead woman!" "She's like this!" "Are you sure?" "ln the ditch." "I'll go call the police." "Get a picture of her face." "Her face." "A woman in the ditch." "She's dead." "She's dead." "When did you find her?" "This morning at 10, I think." "10 o'clock?" "If she stumbled, got knocked out, the temperature was so low, the cold got her." "No lD on her." "That's wine dregs on her." "They threw her in a wine vat." "8 feet." "What was she like?" "She look okay?" "She had a vacant stare, like a vagrant." "The way she looked at me I realized she was a..." "That's all I can tell you." "What do you say?" "A natural death." "No marks on her." "Looks like she froze to death." "No one claimed the body, so it went from a ditch to potter's field." "She had died a natural death without leaving a trace." "I wonder if those who knew her as a child still think about her." "But people she had met recently remembered her." "Those witnesses helped me tell about the Iast weeks of her last winter." "She left her mark on them." "They spoke of her, not knowing she had died." "I didn't tell them." "Nor that her name was Mona Bergeron." "I know little about her myself, but it seems to me she came from the sea." "Paulo!" "For 2 francs, you can have her!" "Yeah, sure, but when you find a real naked girl, he chickens out!" "That day on the beach, I would've gone." "A girl all alone is easy!" "The water must be ice-cold." "She's got to be crazy." "Maybe she made a bet." "I wouldn't do it." "Maybe for a grand." "She's not bad, eh?" "Let's go see." "No, I've got work to do." "Let me drive!" "Some other time." "The camping season's over." "No one's here!" "I am." "Those big things are ugly!" "The summer's better." "Wall to wall people." "90,000 in the summer." "Only 3,000 in winter." "That leaves 87,000 empty beds!" "Why?" "Want a bed?" "There's a bunk in back." "Yeah, I've heard that before!" "Got a radio?" "Everything but a radio!" "What a heap!" "Not even a radio!" "Okay, I stop here." "Here's where you get out." "You don't give free rides, eh?" "Okay, so long." "girl hitchhikers, okay, but if they're a pain in the ass, I throw them out." "She was cute though." "Maybe she's the one I almost wiped out." "We were tearing down bungalows and she didn't hear!" "Sleeping like an angel." "Hey, guys, look at the prize I found!" "Can I have some water?" "Yes, use that pump." "That thing?" "There's no water." "You have to prime it." "Have a breakdown?" "No, I'm camping." "ln this weather?" "Yeah, it's okay." "Got any matches?" "Of course. I'll give you some, young lady." "I'd rather go away." "The girl who wanted water..." "She was free, she goes where she likes." "Does she have a mother to feed her every day?" "At times it'd be better not to eat." "I'd like to be free." "To be free..." "Anyone in there?" "Yeah, I'm sleeping!" "Know where you are?" "No, I got here at night." "It's a graveyard." "Can't stay here." "Got any work cleaning tombstones?" "Coffee, please." "Are you looking at me?" "Or at my sandwich?" "At your sandwich." "Too bad." "Do you want one?" "Laurent!" "Give her a sandwich." "When she showed up, she had a big backpack." "She was looking for work." "For 30 francs, I gave her a car to wash." "Got her hands clean, at least." "I would have let her pump gas, but I didn't trust her." "Female drifters, all alike, just loafers and men-chasers." "She almost said I had dirty hands." "No, that's not what she said." "She said, "You've got a dirty mind."" "The nerve." "Oh, come on!" "Give me a ride?" "I'll get my pack." "Assholes!" "One for me!" "It's gotten tough." "Easy heists are scarce." "Most homes are guarded." "Not to mention dogs!" "And where Yolande works?" "Keep Yolande out of this." "Her uncle guards a château." "Hands off Yolande!" "Get me?" "Yolande!" "Coming, Madame Lydie!" "I found a couple, but I didn't tell my uncle." "He's the caretaker." "He should just make his rounds." "The owner comes only once a year, so my uncle doesn't care." "He doesn't even know you can get in the back." "Uncle Aimé!" "This is my man!" "My name is Paulo." "Mine is Bionnet, B as in boob, I as in idiot," "O as in onest, no H, two Ns, Noel Noel," "E as in Ernest Renan..." "And T like the first name of the poet Théophile Gautier!" "Well done!" "Let's drink to that!" "I know that one by heart." "He's been doing it for 15 years." "I'm going for a walk." "So you're back?" "Enjoy your walk?" "Been daydreaming?" "Had your fill?" "Let's go, Paulo." "Gotta take him to the station." "I want to go dancing." "Promise you'll feed the dogs at least once?" "l promise." "Yolande is obliging." "YoIande is a real help!" "YoIande was one of the help!" "Going away for a while?" "Yes, family matters." "I wish that Paulo would dream with me, like the lovers in the château in each other's arms." "The old man's leaving with a suitcase." "We'll have it easy for a few days." "Your little pad's not bad." "No tracks!" "Stay out of sight." "I know." "Usually it doesn't last two days for me." "Usually, I'm all alone, like a wandering Jew." "I threw away the key." "It's about time!" "You know she wants to eat at 12:30 sharp." "You slept all morning." "I'm sick of being cooped up here." "That 3-day trip will be a relief." "Find a job where l'll have more room." "Old folks pay well." "Find another old person!" "She's a drag, but lots of them are even dirtier and sicker." "The lady's a golden deal!" "Not for me." "You spend my pay." "You're a pain and you're tactless!" "Paulo!" "Why aren't you nice to me?" "Here we go again." "I know a couple so gentle." "They're always together:" "They eat, smoke, sleep together, they listen to music." "Who are they?" "You don't know them." "But you do?" "I'm not going to rot here, I'm warning you." "The woodwork's very pretty, but it collects dust!" "So be sure to dust them well!" "Be careful of my little cup!" "I'm very fond of it." "My godmother gave it to me for my first communion." "Poor thing!" "I loved her." "I wept and wept and wept when she died." "If they're dead, it's ugly, I thought." "If they're asleep, it's cute." "Are you really out of dope?" "You smoked my month's stash in 4 days." "Pass the bread." "I hear noises." "Just the wind." "What was that?" "Shut off the radio." "Go check." "When I had grass, she was cool." "But less so when I ran out." "When I got slugged, she was gone." "I'm lucky she didn't swipe my radio." "She'd been eyeing it." "I thought she was a homebody, the staying kind." "Shit!" "I haven't seen anyone here." "Except my niece who visits me often." "Neighbors said they saw a dirty girl with a backpack." "You know that can't be my niece who tries to look so neat." "Imagine her carrying off a big wardrobe!" "Or the camper stealing a big painting!" "No, that's all nonsense." "Travel safely, my child." "Our door will always be open." "private." "NO trespassing." "BEWARE OF THE DOGS." "Hello." "On the road in this weather?" "l didn't choose the weather." "But you chose the road?" "Yes." "A guy said you'd put me up." "Did he put me on?" "You laugh at your puns." "I laugh easily." "Just for the night." "She can use the big room." "How many are there?" "About a hundred." "I don't count them exactly." "Do you know every one?" "Almost." "Half of them have names." "This one's eating my hair!" "She's a sound sleeper!" "Let her sleep a bit!" "Sleep well?" "Yeah, fine." "Good." "I know what it's like to be on the road." "Were you on the road?" "We moved with the herds." "Six months in the hills, six months in the valleys." "With a wife and a herd, it's different, more like moving house." "Not the same kind of road as yours." "We've all got to do our thing, don't we?" "That's how it is." "Do you travel alone?" "You don't get lonely?" "It's good to be alone." "I've spent Christmas alone." "I watched people stuffing themselves." "I was alone." "When it's cold, it's nice!" "Roads aren't so crowded." "It's easier to hitch rides." "It all depends how nice the man is who picks you up or doesn't." "If he picks you up, you're lucky." "And luckier if he doesn't pester you." "I don't care, I move." "Maybe you're freer than I am." "Good for you." "I chose a middle road between loneliness and freedom." "People bugged me for a long time, but that's all over now." "You chose total freedom but you got total loneliness." "The time comes when if you go on, you destroy yourself." "You head for destruction." "If you want to live, you stop." "My friends who stayed on the road are dead now, or else they fell apart:" "alcoholics, or junkies." "Because the loneliness ate them up, in the end." "You'll send him to school?" "We'll see later." "His daddy delivered him." "He'll teach him." "He has a Master's in Philosophy." "Then what're you doing here?" "Back to the land." "That's what I'd like too, to have a piece of land of my own, grow potatoes." "Potatoes!" "Working the land's no joke!" "Got to be there when it needs you." "If you want a potato field, I offer you all this land from the cypresses up to the fruit trees." "Plenty of space to plant potatoes." "I'll never manage." "I'll give you a hand." "I'll plow it and harrow it for you." "And you can plant it." "I gave you a mattress." "There's a stove, you'll be okay." "You can sell cheese if people come." "That way, we'll have more privacy too." "Know how to ride?" "This is better!" "You three and the herd is a crowd." "I'm not used to that." "Want to visit my house?" "No, it doesn't stink." "You'll get used to it." "Mona!" "Are you sleeping?" "Look, I knocked at noon!" "This can't go on!" "You sleep all the time." "We work all the time." "It's not fair." "And it's dirty here." "Cigarette butts and burns." "No good." "Don't get so pissed off!" "You're a pain!" "Come out!" "We've got to talk!" "But what do you want?" "You don't want anything!" "We give you land, you don't touch it!" "Your head's empty!" "Gotta have something in it?" "I gotta be a shepherd?" "You're not the only dropout." "You're no dropout, you're just out." "You don't exist." "Fuck your philosophy!" "You live in filth like me!" "Only you work more!" "If I'd studied, I wouldn't live like you." "I hated being a secretary!" "I quit those bosses!" "But not to find another boss on the road!" "You've read too much trash." "You're a dreamer." "Hey, you really need a bath!" "Money, most of all." "Wanna buy some cheese?" "Goat cheese. I work there." "Never thought I'd do my shopping here!" "You don't eat them?" "I've had enough for 10 years." "I'm fed up." "Move along." "You're scaring them." "Sorry to say that, but I'm working." "She's got character." "She knows what she wants." "If I'd sent you packing at her age, I'd be better off." "Marry the wrong man and you're stuck for life." "I liked that hippie." "The university crowd came." "I gave my usual speech." "And listen to this I gave a ride to a hitchhiker, a sort of vagrant." "My lord, how she stank!" "When she got in, I nearly choked." "Everything stank: her sleeping bag, her pack..." "Such filth!" "It was shocking." "I couldn't say no once she was in the car..." "So you sleep alone outside?" "For the fun of it?" "Or because you have to?" "That's it." "You don't have a home?" "Yeah, that's it." "No family to go to?" "Nothing much." "My questions bother you?" "A bit, but that's okay." "All drivers talk to their rides." "So I make things up." "No home, no family, did you make that up?" "Not that." "After the cigarette?" "During." "They're chichis." "What?" "Local delicacy." "Maybe that's not the name." "Loud music kills my taste!" "You like music." "Sure do." "That and grass." "Don't you have a radio?" "No grass, either." "I got no bread to score." "Takes bread to buy grass." "And to buy bread!" "I can always find bread, and I earn a few pennies." "Where do you keep your money?" "There. I've got a pocket." "When I've got some, when I work." "This'd go well with a beer." "What kind of work?" "Any old thing." "Picking strawberries, grape harvest... I'd like to babysit." "Dressed like that?" "I know, I don't have the right look!" "Not the clean look that parents like." "You could walk dogs, that's done." "Dog-shepherd, no thanks!" "As far as animals go, I already gave!" "I'd like to be a caretaker." "To look after houses." "Look after guard-dogs." "There are so many big houses..." "So many rooms... I check out plane trees." "The dead ones." "I'm a specialist." "You treat them?" "No, I'm an academic." "College professor..." "What I do is..." "Research." "So who treats them?" "Technicians. I stop by and see them." "In the lab, we want to breed a resistant strain." "To what?" "A fungus that's like cancer." "Ceratocystis fimbriata." "But it's called "canker stain."" "It invades the tree and kills it." "We can't stop it." "Not yet." "All plane trees are doomed." "When?" "Within 30 years." "Unless we solve it." "But it takes money." "Bread!" "Took us 25 years to find out the Gls brought it in '44 to southern France." "To Italy too." "Not to Normandy, few plane trees!" "But in Marseilles, U.S. weapons arrived in wooden crates that were left to rot." "Made of diseased U.S. plane-tree wood!" "They're contagious for years!" "The fungus spread slowly." "The epidemic began." "We understood too late." "That sucks." "But to do nothing to stop the plague sucks even more!" "Anyway..." "What upset me is that I soon got used to her stench, her chain-smoking, her poverty..." "She liked being in my car." "She felt at home." "I took everything that looked good." "We're spoiled at these conferences." "And some champagne." "You realize I can't take you in." "I hate crowds." "Want to sleep in the car?" "Sure, that's great." "For the radio, you need the keys." "And I've got to take them." "Going to lock me in?" "No, just push the buttons down yourself." "Sorry about no music." "Who cares?" "I'm used to it." "I'll conjugate verbs." "Irregular, English ones." "You've studied English?" "Sure thing." "High-school level." "You graduated?" "Vocational school." "Shorthand-typist." "You could've worked at this conference!" "If I had the right look!" "I have to go now." "Why did you drop out?" "Champagne on the road's better!" "Hi, Jean-Pierre." "There's a weird girl in my car." "Listen, get rid of that tree-trunk." "My trucks need to get by." "Send your cronies to disinfect back there. I'll move the trunk." "No, it has to be cut up on the spot." "l told you about Mrs. Landier." "Sure, ma'am." "But that doesn't change things." "We'll do our best." "She's a weird girl." "A hitchhiker." "Wild and dirty." "She's taken root in my car." "Shall I show her how we uproot sick trees?" "No, she's kind of fun." "So that's what I saw in your car." "That's her." "Want to see her?" "Go get my red folder." "I've come for her folder." "You'll suffocate in here." "Shut the door!" "It's windy." "What do you smoke?" "I'm all out!" "Gitanes." "Want one?" "See the tree fall?" "Yeah." "Sad, eh?" "Not worth crying over." "You a tree-freak, like her?" "I was her student. I'm an agronomist." "Do I scare you or something?" "Cut it all, feel free!" "I thought of you at once." "Her witch's hair reminded me of how soft and exquisite you are." "There are princesses and toads." "The answer's no." "We're married and you never want to." "At my folks' home, it was okay." "In this dump, I don't want to." "Your Aunt Lydie lives alone in a 7-room flat!" "She's not immortal." "We're wasting our best years." "Because we lack money and space!" "Don't complain." "That vagrant girl had nothing." "Nothing!" "No roof, no money." "I can assure you that..." "Stop talking about that pig who charmed you and your Landier, that teacher who's always hot for some cause!" "Stop feeling sorry for that runaway girl." "Maybe she's a criminal, a psycho, or a dope addict!" "You come around here often." "The chow's not bad." "But the music stinks." "It's like Muzak!" "Don't you have Renaud?" "I don't program the local station!" "Don't you like him?" "Sure." "Clench your fist to make it flow." "I'm in no hurry." "Where can I buy cigarettes?" "Not here." "Further on." "She came out of nowhere." "She sat down by the fire." "She seemed to be cold." "Dare I speak to her?" "I didn't know if I should." "Girls who wander around are quite rare." "To be all alone like that... I should've spoken to her." "What's all this about a fungus?" "It's that cyto-thingmajig..." "A bug the Gls brought over in their crates." "They did?" "When?" "Ask around." "If there's a fungus in your crates, you'll see." "In my crates." "Made locally?" "I just said it, because I know it." "So should you." "Screw your plane trees!" "Think of me if they die!" "Am I too early?" "No, come in." "Hi, Mrs. Landier." "I'm running late." "Come on in." "Have a seat." "You haven't had your glasses fixed." "My wife said the same thing!" "I won't be 5 minutes." "I almost died!" "Electrocuted!" "lt's over." "l almost died." "lt's nothing." "A blinding light!" "It's true what they say:" "I saw moments of my life flash by..." "Images... lt took ages." "I heard some noise and came right away. lt lasted a few seconds." "I was fighting all those bits of images... lt's weird." "That hitchhiker I picked up..." "She kept coming back..." "Like a kind of reproach." "Shall I sit in front or you playing cabbie?" "I must drop you off. I'm going home." "When?" "Now?" "No, in about a half-hour, 15 minutes." "To each his own, huh?" "Here..." "A bit of food." "It was a nice ride." "Sure you'll find a place?" "Sure. I'll be okay." "Be careful." "Bread for some bread?" "You can't leave her there." "The woods aren't safe." "Jean-Pierre, help me." "Go find her." "It was in the woods. I'll show you on the map." "Near a water tower." "I'm worried for her, she's so alone." "I should've done something." "I don't even know her name." "So, camping alone?" "I've been watching you a while." "Want company?" "No!" "Sure you do!" "She blew in like the wind." "No plans, no goals..." "No wishes, no wants..." "We suggested things to her." "She didn't want to do a thing." "Wandering?" "That's withering!" "By proving she's useless, she helps a system she rejects." "It's not wandering, it's withering." "Can I drink?" "Sure, you can drink." "You can also take the shears and go to work." "Come in." "Close the door." "Where you taking that junk?" "This girl lives outdoors." "Will you let me take her to sleep upstairs?" "That's okay." "You're alone now." "Who knows, when the others get here..." "We'll see." "Okay." "Thanks, bye." "Good night." "So you live outdoors?" "You can come in." "Like some tea?" "The tea's ready." "Where are the others?" "They went to Morocco to see their wives and kids." "You got no kids?" "I'm not Moroccan. I'm Tunisian." "What's your name again?" "Yahiaoui Assoun." "Can I call you Assoun?" "lf you want." "Assoun or Assouna." "Mine was Simone." "Now I'm Mona." "Mona's good." "And your father's name?" "Bergeron." "Does the TV work?" "Well..." "No." "Know how to cut?" "I'll show you." "Look." "Like that, there..." "That..." "Here, start there..." "Cut there." "You cut there..." "Then..." "Here." "There, very good!" "You can work with me if you want." "Since I'm paid a flat rate." "I get about 800 or 900 francs per vineyard." "In some there are 1 ,500 plants." "In others there can be 2,000." "When you're on a flat rate, you can handle it as you wish." "You can help me." "Assoun, time for work!" "Go ahead, keep up with me." "Stay level with me." "If it's badly done or not finished... I'll go over it again." "lt's good." "Yes, it's good." "Weird, all those bottles of oil." "We each have our own bottle." "Our names are on them." "You eat in line, like in a snack bar?" "You hurt yourself bad." "Learning my trade!" "The foreman's wife said to me vine-cutting isn't a woman's job." "She also told me that her daughter works in a jockey-short factory!" "I knew that." "It's odd to see a girl camp out in winter." "But times have changed." "Look at Florence." "She's worse than our boys." "Just wants to ride motorbikes!" "Wait." "When she meets a nice boy, it'll all be okay." "She mustn't wind up like that camper!" "Supposedly her name's Mona." "It's all stiff." "It's this weather." "I'll leave it." "Not your problem:" "you never wash your clothes." "And it's no cleaner up there." "Assoun's nice." "He has kind eyes." "Nice, a good worker." "But dirty." "You listening or not?" "If you want, you can stay." "You help me and work the vines." "I'll take good care of you." "When the others come, I'll handle it." "Nothing to say?" "Want to go out?" "It's cold." "Bundle up." "Assoun, coming?" "l'm coming." "Mona, there's a problem with the others." "They don't want you to stay." "I don't know why." "You can sit there. I'm going to talk with them again." "Wait for me." "The others won't agree." "We're already six." "There's no room." "And they say no women." "Great, Assoun." ""Stay here, work, I'll take care of you."" "When they come, you chicken out!" "They don't want a woman." "You're yellow." "Get my things!" "I'm splitting!" "Wait, Mona. I'll go." "Move it!" "I'm coming!" "And my tent!" "The others won't agree." "You got me good." "Take your tent." "And you take back your scarf!" "A guy's lending me his car." "I'll take you." "To be rid of me faster, right?" "Get in." "Your pals are great." "So are you!" "We start work in an hour." "I knew it would happen. I said so." "Poor girl, where is she now?" "So young..." "Remember, the last time I came, there was that girl, the one I told to clench her fist." "I thought she just came for the chow." "Not at all." "She just took two little things of apple sauce." "Some coffee..." "Give me some wine!" "That's all, she had just laughed." "I wonder why she gave blood." "Cute little café with its three tables!" "Fill the bottle." "Can we ride with you?" "lf it's just you, okay." "See ya!" "Being alone is rough." "But being a lonely couple is no better." "In Paulo's arms I feel alone." "He likes to go out with me, to go to bed with me." "That's all he wants." "I'm the romantic type." "I can't forget that girl in the arms of the guy with that chain." "Take out your things and wait for me in the hall." "What about him?" "Don't worry." "You can sleep in here." "It's Madame's deceased sister's room." "It's vacant." "No one sets foot in here." "You know. I've often thought of you two asleep." "I saw it as eternal love!" "Now you're alone, like the old lady!" "Not as rich!" "Poor kid!" "I'll spoil you, for a change." "You'll keep me company, I'm so lonely... I pamper her. I'll pamper you." "I don't want gratitude." "I'm used to it." "Madame doesn't notice me." "She chatters away, she's in a fog." "She sees an apron moving." "That's me, Yolande." "At first I thought she could see." "She knows her house by heart." "She has a very nice nephew." "Handsome, young." "She never had kids." "She just has me." "Well, my apron." "My dust cloth." "Will she give you her house?" "No, it's for her nephew." "When she passes on." "He's the nephew?" "He's cute. I'd do him." "No, he's mine!" "Your nephew?" "No, my man!" "Cut it out!" "I'm going shopping." "Behave, okay?" "Listen, Yolande." "The silver must be cleaned." "My friend Lucy's coming to tea." "The little red lamp, don't forget to get it fixed." "And the wineglasses should be put away." "Who's that?" "My poor sister Marcelle." "My poor sister Marcelle." "I never liked her cats." "When you're that old, cats are better than nothing." "You're not Yolande." "You don't look like her." "And you're smaller." "You're not Yolande." "Who is it?" "lt's Mona." "What's your first name, granny?" "Lydie." "You scared me." "Relax, granny!" "I'd rather have a glass." "Yolande didn't put out wine:" "it's brandy!" "Thanks." "What's that girl doing?" "What girl?" "I gave her a ride when you were drunk." "is she young?" "Pretty?" "Maybe this place'll liven up!" "If my nephew could see me, he wouldn't believe his eyes!" "He's waiting for you to pass on." "Nephews are all vultures!" "I know, but I don't say a word!" "When he shows up with flowers and says:" ""Hello, Aunt Lydie." "Today you're in great shape!"" "I know he wants my house." "But... lt's so good." "Another!" "One more shot!" "Another shot!" "Just a tiny one." "You're so funny!" "Give me back my apron." "Now!" ""Give me back my apron." "Now!"" "I want to talk to you." "My boyfriend wants you to leave." "The guy in the photo?" "Here's 100 francs." "Beat it!" "100 francs to split!" "I had it made with the old lady!" "But not with the maid!" "Move!" "l didn't have it made with the maid!" "Check-out time is noon!" "I won't swipe your lousy job." "Don't worry." "Don't leave me alone!" "Here, your slippers." "They'll put me in an old age home!" "I'll go out in style!" "Yolande, didn't you hear us?" "Madame was laughing." "Hello, Mr. Jean-Pierre." "Mrs. Eliane." "How's my great-aunt?" "She's laughing all by herself." "She's senile!" "We want a word with you." "The police asked us about you." "About a burglary." "My Uncle Aimé's castle." "The castle where he's caretaker." "They can't solve the case." "So he told me." "You're a lead." "Me?" "Yes. lt's embarrassing." "For us." "For my aunt." "I've done some investigating." "You have a boyfriend." "Who doesn't?" "He's a suspect." "Him, mixed up in theft?" "He's a mover, who lives with his mom." "I hear he comes here." "At night too." "is there one spoon missing?" "Stop pretending!" "I'll be harsh, since you don't understand." "You've got a week's notice." "Darling, perhaps..." "What'll I do?" "What have I done?" "You picked the wrong heartthrob." "The wrong what?" "It wasn't him." "He wasn't there." "Must I really leave?" "A week is customary." "Hello, Aunt Lydie." "You're in great shape today." ""Hello, Aunt Lydie." "You're in great shape today."" "Ma'am. I think this is silver, wanna buy it?" "Yes, it is silver!" "But it's risky." "You must have stolen it." "No, I'm sorry." "Got a smoke?" "Hey, mister." "Watch where you're going!" "Wanna buy these spoons?" "What for?" "I'm hungry!" "It's easy to eat, it's harder to work." "Bug off, old man." "It's not safe to peddle here." "Watch it!" "There's an id check here." "Since I got no papers they'll lock me up." "I'm tired of moving." "Tired." "Don't be stupid." "I know a guy who sells hot stuff." "Really?" "You got no papers?" "First I thought you were dealing." "Nothing." "I had a birth certificate, but I lost it." "Hey!" "That's my picture!" "Too late!" "Now it's 2 francs more!" "What do you mean?" "That's the way it is." "Pay up." "Thanks." "Does anyone feel like moving?" "Not right now." "What's your name?" "Jean." "Cut that shit out!" "You can play at the station." "What'll it be like in Avignon?" "It's supposed to be a real nice family and younger." "I can't believe you did it." "What?" "This!" "Give me a week to clear out." "Send Madame to a nursing home." "You didn't waste any time." "And then your wife..." "She's tough." "She's my wife." "You don't understand passion." "Good luck!" "Goodbye, sir." "I had a shock." "I thought it was that girl I kicked out." "I wonder what's happened to her." "I don't even know where she's from." "Listen, it's easy to criticize if you've got money." "We're just hanging out here, we're fucked, we got nothing." "I was fucked too." "I grew up in an orphanage." "That makes two of us." "So did I." "We're brothers and sisters." "I've got big plans for you." "I'll hook you up." "I could use a cup of coffee." "Let's go get some coffee." "Rise and shine!" "Let me sleep." "He's sleeping!" "What a dump." "You need music in here!" "That's enough, go horse around outside." "Get out, like she said." "Beer, please." "I'm so wasted." "I could even take you to Toulouse." "I've got connections there." "You could make some photos, some porn flicks." "You could pose." "Me pose?" "I could pause..." "Hello, Gérard?" "I found her." "The girl Mrs. Landier picked up hitching." "The one she wanted me to find." "She's here, at the station." "If you could see her!" "She's revolting, a wreck!" "Makes me sick." "I'm telling you, but I'll never tell Mrs. Landier." "Never." "Nor Eliane." "I can understand her confusion, you know." "I'm so lost myself sometimes." "But to sink that low..." "Are you crazy?" "Anyway, she doesn't recognize me." "She said to me..." "She said: "Do I scare you?"" "Yeah, she scares me." "She scares me because she revolts me." "Nothing?" "No." "Let's go try another." "Where are you?" "I heard you came back." "There you are, bastard." "Where's my money?" "l gave it to Gégé for you." "Liar!" "I've seen Gégé." "I'm warning you, I'll rip this place apart." "Take it easy." "This whole city can burn." "I don't give a shit." "Thanks a lot, Bébert." "He started the fire, and she split." "She was a good fuck!" "I could have made money with her." "I've still got the other." "She talks too much." "That radical shit turns me off." "Pain in the ass." "I miss Mona, she was some piece of ass." "Too late." "Costs 2 francs more, now." "thieves BEWARE OF TRAPS" "It's freezing." "I can't sleep." "If Mama Louise saw me in my radish house..." "They're so small, can't even eat them." "It's cold." "Fuck off, dog." "Fuck off and die." "Watch your cape, it'll catch fire." "l'm looking for bread." "Bread?" "See the village, over there." "Take the trail, cut through the vineyard, under the bridge and you'll be in town." "Village is straight ahead."

"Sir, you're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light." "You're a fairy descended on Earth, I've found you at last." "Don't go away." "Though I'm revealing Heaven's secret and will suffer, it's just my destiny." "Even if it is more risky," "I have to tell your whole fortune." "Sir..." "An Assorted Noodle, please." "Since the noodle hasn't been rinsed in cold water, so it tastes alkaline." "and the Fish Balls are tasteless too." "You cook them as Curry Fish Ball in order to cover this drawback." "But it's naive for you to do all this." "As the woking time was not long enough." "the curry favour only stays outside, the soup washes the taste away." "The Curry Fish Ball now becomes tasteless, neither fish nor curry." "What's a failure!" "You haven't selected the turnip, too much fibre, failure." "The pig skin are overcooked, failure." "The pig blood is too soft, a failure too." "This pig colon is the worst." "It's not properly washed, you can find shit inside, how come?" "Hey, shit!" "Hey, shit, hey." "Hey, shit." "Just rub it away." "How about I promote that:" "we can find shit in your food?" "Nothing special." "This is Assorted Noodle!" "$23." "You give me?" "You'd better give me $30 for me to see a doctor." "Please respect me, at least I'm "God of Cookery"" ""God of Cookery"?" ""God of Cookery"." "You're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light." "You're a fairy descended on Earth, I've found you at last." "I'm pretty famous in this district, you needn't say, Bitch." "Hey, I'm only making a living, you needn't hurt me by saying so." "Bitch." "Bastard." "Bitch..." "Bastard..." "Competition of Supreme Chef of HK is now starting." "Let's have the honour of ourjudge tonight, "God of Cookery"." ""God of Cookery" will taste our first entry." ""King's Fired Rice" prepared by Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant." "Good, you manage to steam the rice stuffed inside a shrimp and seasoned by First Class abalone juice, then fry with bird nest." "At first glance, this is common fried rice." "but in fact, it shows highest techniques, you deserve being called the "King of Frying"." "However, they vaporised water made the rice too soft." "You've ignored the most basic technique offrying rice." "You must use over-night rice for frying rice, "the King of Frying"." "Your rank: zero!" "The next entry is "Multi-fish"" "cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant." "The ingredients include somei, garoupa and three other fish, then reshape as a whole fish, one side to be steamed and other to be deep-fried." "Each kind offish receives two favours, and altogether with ten different favours." "This fish is really It's like being radiated, I just want to vomit." "Ask me to eat?" "Your rank:" "zero, go home and review yourself." "I..." "You're too dummy." "Not dummy, you've made extra fish." "You...you've made extra fish." "The next entry is "Golden Robe"" "by Chan Tung of Royal Restaurant." "This vegetarian dish shows the cutting techniques." "How long did you spend in carving the bean curd?" "One whole day." "But you know it's become pungent, can't you smell that?" "Yes, I do." "But this dish mainly shows my fast carring skills." "Please show us your left hand." "and now your middle finger." "You've cut your finger, Fast Chopper." "Terrific!" "Now the remaining entry is "Secret Roast Goose"" "by Yeung Chun Tin of Five Rams Restaurant." "It's seems he'll surely get the championship title." "It's already cold, your rank: zero, Finish." "Hold it." "Since it's called "Secret Roast Goose", there must be some secret." "In fact, we only eat the paddy bird inside." "Those paddy birds have absorbed the favour ofthe goose, and be keeping warm." "It's perfect to eat them now." "I've taken every details into account." ""God of Cookery", you have nothing to complain now?" "Great!" "The Supreme Cook of HK is born now." "Hold it." "His rank is still zero." "What?" "No way." "Why?" "It's too ugly." "Impossible, I've specially selected the paddy birds." "They're all pretty and tasty." "I don't mean the paddy birds, I mean you." "I'm ugly?" "What has it got to do with my appearance?" "Sure, how can I have appetite when I see you appearance?" "Therefore I dare not look at you." "But it's not a fault being ugly." "Sure, being a chef, you must be considerate for the guests." "Even female stars in porn movies must get plastic surgery on their busts." "Though you have potential, you need a surgery on you face first." "Please open his hands." "I never expected "God of Cookery" is so demanding." "Then how can we make a totally perfect dish?" "When talking about cooking, we count on one word..." "This Rainbow with Flowers is my dessert for you tonight ...and the word is: heart." "Right, we must rely on our heart to make the perfect dish." "Very delicious." "He's proud, but humble at the same time." "He tries not to be famous, but is admired by everybody." "He's made good use offire, the gift to human from God." "He can make the super dishes, real art offire." "Is he a fairy from heavens?" "Or is he satin from hell?" "No one will know." "But one thing is sure, everyone addresses him as:" ""God of Cookery"" "You only need to mention I'm fairy from heavens." "Why say I'm Satin from hell?" "Is hell related with me?" "I wound like to add a little bit mystery to you." "You meant to?" "Have you considered me?" "A Little Bit mystery?" "Damn you!" "A darkened screen with a spotlight on you such that you look like a ghost." "Do you think this is not mystery enough?" "I'm not shooing horrible movies, man." "But the Director wants that." "Hire an assassin to kill that Director and then you." "With such a rubbish Director, and such a lousy MC as you." "You both conspire to play me a fool." "Are you playing me a fool?" "Sorry, I guarantee to write the script properly next time." "Rubbish, you are useless guy." "I'll go and amend it at once." "Remember, you're no more than rubbish, roll back home instantly." "My dear fellows." "You've all done a hard job." "We should It's our duty..." "Mr. Tai." "We all understand that,"God of Cookery"." "It's my pleasure..." "Mr. Lau, thanks..." "I learn a lot from you." "I should do this" "You've made extra fish, you..." "How long have you practised?" "Extra fish." "Just tell us ifyou need any help." "Sure I will..." "Thanks for your commission." "You know you've taken my commission?" "You know you've take my money, right?" "Then you shouldn't shout that out loudly there." "I'm so absorbed that I've announced it." "Mr. Yeung, shouting doesn't mean good acting." "You did shout that "very Delicious"" "ironically and pejoratively." "Even a blind knows you're only acting." "I was sucking with your acrylic and dioxide solution." "Of course the acrylic and dioxide solution, otherwise I couldn't write that out." "You should know this stuff well." "This is really hard chore, this stuff." "Sure this is you're to take up this hard chore how dare you challenge me?" "You think you're really capable?" "If you're capable, you'll be standing in my position right now, you are so foolish." "If you get on my nerves," "I'll kick you down there." "I'll hang up your dead body in Statue Square..." "Suck these cigarettes ends and say "Very Delicious"" "Say, until I ask you to stop." "Boss..." "Sorry to bother you, we would like to leave now." "Good..., sorry to bother you, Thanks." "Your share has risen, why didn't you inform me?" "Has it?" "I really don't know, I swear, I don't know that myself." "Let's talk business first," "I have a new product." "I want to make use ofyour fame." "I'II see ifwe can co-operate." ""Instant Cup noodle"." "Maggie." "There are 53 kinds of instant Cup noodle in the market, with a annual sale figure of $1.3 billion, cup noodle get a share of 33%." "Very keen competition indeed." "Good packaging." "My nephew in charge of it, he admires you much." "Richard, greet Mr. Stephen." "Mr. Stephen." "Richard, you must have got higher level education." "Har..." "Harvard University of US..." "A" "Har..." "Harvard University of US..." "A" "and Cam..." "Cambridge University." "Cam..." "Cambridge University." "double master degrees." "Let me explain the design ofthis product." "What do you want to do?" "Why do you come here?" "Go on speaking there, you are not to stand here." "Where's you homeland?" "Chiu Chow." "Dame you, (Chiu Chow style) do you know any basic manner?" "You said you have Master degree?" "Is bastard degree, more appropriate?" "Why are you going that side?" "He called you a bastard, do you hear?" "OK, don't scare the youngster." "If I don't teach him, who will?" "Keep calm, don't tremble." "Be good, smile." "The Fish balls seem a bit lousy." "They not elastic at all." "Why must they be elastic inside the stomach?" "It's not Ping-Pong game." "Why not for Ping-Pong game?" "So they're pretty elastic after all." "Come on, drink it, ass-hoIe." "ass-hoIe." "You can come any time ifyou have interest," "I'II try my best to help you." "I'II do whatever I can to help you." "Good brother Buddy." "really good buddies?" "You must help me." "I count on you, Iet's cheers." "I've got good bargain beef, call this number ifyou want it." "But why don't you give me benefits on abalone?" "Excuse me, give way..." "Sorry to bother you." "I'm bull Tong, graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy." "I can cook delicious dishes." "Right, good cooks always result being as beggars." "You've hired so many rubbish, no way." "Don't you know him?" "Isn't he your staff?" "Fat bull, which department you come from?" "I am just a passing by." "What?" "I do admire you, "God of Cookery"." "I just wonder ifyou would give me a chance." "Maybe you can hire me as an assistant." "Dame you!" "Security." "What do you want?" "Catch him?" "I didn't say that." "You really want to follow me?" "Yes, you can ask me to do whatever you Iike." "Go for a hard excretion in front ofthe lift now." "This fatty is hard-working." "Contact Amy on 41st floor, tomorrow at 9." "Are you serious?" "I Iike that." "Doing whatever you Iike proves your power." "Thanks." "I must thank you." "What are you doing?" "What's going on?" "Boss is dining here, so I've delivered him a bottle of red wine." "He's losing his temper right now." "What wine did you deliver?" "He wants one of '82." "This is of '82." "I deliver him of '83." "Go take this for him at once." "Yes..." "You go." "Boss, this bottle is of '82." "Are you hungry?" "Sit down and eat something." "How come?" "I'm indeed a kind man, I don have sympathy." "You can never guess what I'II do next, go on eating." "How come this now?" "Let me tell you, you can never guess what I'II do next, just keep eating." "Once is enough, you can't fool me a second time." "I won't let you guess" "I want to fool you again, no way." "Yes, I'm really nut." "I really can't figure what you're going to do next." "I've told you a second time already." "Ifyou can guess," "I won't be called "God of Cookery"." ""God of Cookery" is great." "Of course, I'II surely win." ""God of Cookery" is great." "Get some narrow tables and small chairs, so that customers can't sit comfortably, and they'II leave as soon as possible after eating." "Get the thickest straws and biggest ice-cubes." "Then they can finish the drink fast and buy another ones." "Are you new-comer?" "Don't you need me to teach you?" "Not flexible at all, ass-hoIe." "Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now." "Good, Iet's begin." "Are you ready?" "..." "Yes." "Making big money." "congratulations." "Thanks, please serve yourselves for the snack." "Your branch opens in opposite to my cafe again, you respect me so much!" "Don't I friendly enough?" "ass-hoIe" "Mr. Chow, congratulations..." "Mr. Chow Thanks...drink more." "A fan will present you with flowers, then you get on stage..." "Who's so clever as to get a fan to present flowers?" "We didn't hire her, she's really your fan." "What?" "girl student, nice and gentle, she's been waiting for you so long." "Has she?" "What a coincidence!" "What a coincidence!" "Hey, what a coincidence!" "Hay...what...what a coincidence!" "What a coincidence!" "Good bye." "Mr. Chow..." "Time to present flowers" "Yeah, I know." "Can we start now?" "I'm waiting for you." ""God of Cookery"." "Hey!" "UFO!" "Dear guests, the celebration for the opening of our 50th branch is starting now." "We're selected the time, we now invite God of Kitchen into the kitchen." "Since we have some spare time, we now introduce a new set course to you." ""Deep First Love gold silver Lovers Set meal"" "Even Confucius and Jesus said:" "First Love is wonderful." "So we select this topic by using the top ingredients." "The price for the set meal is $99.9 only." "A bonus stamp is issued to every meal, ifyou collect 5 bonus stamps, you can redeem a "Love Bone pendant" with the price of $99.9." "As I have blessed for this pendant, it really helps those young lovers in their first love." "It's even more efficacious with the help of phiIter." "Let's have the honour for "God of Cookery"" "to demonstrate how to prepare this course." "Thanks, but please excuse if I don't make a perfect show." "Ifyou can't make a perfect show, you won't be called "God of Cookery"." "Good..." "First, we must prepare a pair of piglets in love." "We shall drain their blood without their notification." "We then make use of their blood...pig blood ...the romantic blood." "What?" "You feel pity for your species?" "I then deep fry their skin until they become golden." "This is pig skin." "The true love pig skin." "Just pig skin." "I then get the fish meat of "Parisian Baguette"." "I'II place it over sentimental Indian Curry." "Curry Fish balls?" "Pig blood, pig skin, fish balls, is their any turnip?" "None ofyour business!" "Go to serve the guests." "Of course we need some Iong-Iive-Iove Korean turnip and a pig colon." "We then place it on some raw noodle." "Mix all ingredients together, and there it is, "Assorted noodle"." "You charge $99.9 for this common noodle?" "Are you crazy?" "But it's not easy to prepare delicious" ""Assorted noodle" at all." "You know, the simple dish are hard to prepare." "Just like that." "OK, Iet me try you "Assorted noodle" now." "The Curry Fish ball are tasteless, neither is the curry." "The pig skin are overcooked, failure." "The pig blood is too soft, a failure too." "You haven't selected the turnip, too much fibre, failure." "This pig colon is the worst, you can find shit inside." "Are you mistaken?" "Are you performing talk show?" "You are so clever but go back for a rest." "You aren't a conscious businessman." "Security..." "I pick up this kind of bone in the rubbish bin every night." "and you sell it at $100?" "I cannot cheat customers like the way you do." "I won't help you do this any more." "What "God of Cookery" are you?" "You know nothing but cheating customer." "Can you really cook?" "Can you chop ingredients?" "Take over, I'II leave now." "He is asking you, answer him before you leave." "What?" "Great!" "You're not qualified to be called "God of Cookery"." "I won't argue with you here, shut up." "You aren't even unable of selling "Assorted noodle" in the street." "Sorry, you're no Ionger a staff of our corporation." "I'II call for police ifyou keep bullshit." "Who are you to talk in front of me?" "I'm the real "God of Cookery"." "You're not able to cleaning shoes for me, bastard." "Want to fool me?" "I don't fear, come on..." "I can kill your whole family." "You needn't threaten me." "Someone is messing here, no photos." "Dare you take up a chopper and cook something for us." "You mean I can't cook?" "Being chef, you don't even have the strength of holding a chopper." "Let me teach you how to prepare a bowl of delicious "Assorted noodle"." "You must have the heart to cook." "I'm the real "God of Cookery"." "I never know..." "I really never know what you do next." "I'm graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy." "I can cook very well, I can really cook." "Good cooks always result being as beggars..." "You're great, "God of Cookery"." "I'm the real "God of Cookery"." "Mr. Chow, more than 50 customers feel sick after eating beef at your restaurant." "We suspect you use British beef to serve guests." "We want you to assise us in our investigation now." "I've got good bargain beef, call this number ifyou want it." "small chairs and thick straws." "Big ice-cubes and hot French fries." "So that the kids get thirsty after eating." "You should know this." "Don't you need me to teach you?" "This will be bad to the children's health." "Besides kicking you, did Stephen Chow beat you with his fists?" "No, he didn't." "It gets on my nerves, don't force me anymore." "I am a good guy." "Throw him out." "You haven't selected the turnip, too much fibre, failure." "The pig skin are overcooked, failure!" "The pig blood is to soft, a failure too!" "This pig colon is the worst." "It's not property washed, you can find shit inside, how come." "This is "Assorted noodle", it's not strange to have shit inside." "$23 dollars" "You pay me?" "You'd better pay me $30 for me to see a doctor." "please respect me, as lease I'm "God of Cookery"." ""God of Cookery"?" ""God of Cookery"!" "It's true, I'm notjoking." "help me, buddy, even a little bit." "Give me some money, please..." "I beg you, please..." "Forget it..." "Don't hinder us doing business." "OK!" "How do you feel?" "I'm fine..." "It's bleeding, shit..." "I must really see a doctor this time, please give me some money?" "Want to pay me a fool?" "No..." "I'm sorry, brother..." "I'II fool on ifyou insist on it." "No..." "Let's be friendly to each other." "Buddies, I'm "God of Cookery", please give me face." "Sorry...excuse me..." "Beat him!" "Kick him to death!" "Dare you do business here?" "Cut his hand off" "Beat him!" "What is it?" "Nothing." "Let me beat him too." "Don't beat anymore..." "please..." "You needn't beg, move..." "Just a blow!" "Move..." "May be half blow?" "Are you hungry?" "A little bit." "Want to eat something?" "As you Iike." "This bowl of rice... is very delicious." "Hey, help us!" "Goosehead, I'm only a woman, Don't you insult me?" "I remember uncle Kwan's assistant chopped on my head but I managed to chop him back, and they all call me "Twin Dagger Turkey"!" "I've seen everything since I fooled in temple Street when I was 12." "You now take this ass-hoIes to ruin my place?" "You can't scare me!" "Turkey, what do you mean?" "If I want to ruin you place, I'II take more guys with me." "I just want to inform you, all "Pissing Shrimp" will be ours from now on." "Who do you think you are?" "I haven't asked you about "Beef ball"!" "As you say, just shit!" "OK, we share "Beef ball", I'II take up "Pissing Shrimp"!" "We needn't talk about rules then." "I'm setting rules with you now, we make it 40-60% share." "You 40%, we 60%." "No, you think I'm dummy?" "What ifwe make it 10-90%?" "I get 90%, and you 10%." "Don't move!" "Stand there or I'II chop you, buddy." "Stand property!" "Don't fool!" "Stand property!" "OK, we let you have "Pissing Shrimp", can you handle?" "Ifwe can't, you mean you can?" "Our "Pissing Shrimp" are so weII-known." "We have perfect proportion of chili and salt, we change oil every night too..." "We guarantee we use fresh oil." "We have strong stoves, and the shrimps are so crispy." "But you spoil the favour." "Who is shouting out loudly?" "But our boiled "Pissing Shrimps" are better." "Shit, go make your shit beef balls!" "Since you faiI to make tasty Beef balls, you want to take up "Pissing Shrimps"." "Ifyou don't make beef balls, I take over also." "You don't catch the chance we offer you!" "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "Who is speaking up again?" "Who dare to interrupt me?" "Don'tjust suspect of my guys, your guys can interrupt too." "My men are weII-educated, they will never interrupt." "Won't they!" "Each ofyou speak out:" "Shit, mix the"Pissing Shrimps"and Beef balls" "Did that guy say "Shit"?" "Yes, I have sharp ears." "You say first!" "You say first!" "Me first:" "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "No, not you." "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "You!" "Must I speak it while swaying?" "As you Iike." "Shit, mix the...sorry..." "Go ahead." "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "You!" "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "What did you say?" "Fukien dialect." "Fukien dialect?" "Go home to eat shit!" "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"..." "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "Shit!" "Beef balls..." "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "You!" "What are you laughing?" "Say it." "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "You." "Shit mix..." "You." "Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps" and Beef balls" "Wait." "Say it again." "You!" "Shit...mix!" "Say it clearly." "...mix!" "Bastard, it's you." "Shit, how can you recognize me?" "Your voice is horrible, I can recognize easily." "Turkey, he's your guy, what do you say?" "Give me the knife." "Your bastard, you keep bullshit." "Which finger you want me to cut off?" "The nail, please." "What?" "Who dare touch him in my place?" "What do you mean?" "He's my guy, so I must speak up for him." "You mean you don't follow the rules, beat it." "Bastard!" "What is it?" "Don't move!" "Sister Turkey, I've thought over..." "From now on, all "Pissing Shrimps" and "Beef balls" belong to you." "Is it OK?" "Sorry to bother you." "It's OK, we're buddies." "It's rare to find a righteous person like you." "Righteous and honesty is valuable." "I dare to go to hell to fight." "I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies." "I'm willing to die for girls." "Good buddies." "My blood is bleeding for love." "I'm prepared to die." "Who dare to challenge me?" ""Pissing Beef balls"?" "Right." "Why are they so elastic." "As these beef balls are empty in the inside." "It's like the theory of air-soIe sports shoes." "May I try?" "Quick." "Very elastic!" "elastic?" "Yes, elastic!" "We count on her." ""Sister Turkey" has strong wrist strength." "only she can make such perfect beef balls." "The beef must undergo 26,800 times beating and mixing." "But why is it called "Pissing Beef balls"?" "Try the whole thing and you'II know." "I've never had this experience before." "The freshness of beef with the sweetness of shrimps." "This combination even better than royal dishes." "They're even better than my first love memory." "Looking at the moon which reminds me thinking of homeland." "Good poem..." "Are you alright?" "This is real good stuff!" "I've thought of a name:" "explosive Pissing Beef balls." "We're going to make big money this time." "bullshit!" "You think I am nuts?" "It's not so easy to make money." "I buy him!" "What should we do next?" "We should open our first restaurant and earn our first log of money." "Then I can buy a new set of karaoke soon?" "Turkey, what you just said is ajoke?" "We should first buy a flat to earn the rent, ain't I clever?" "Sure." "If up to me, I will open more branches." "We can open two, then four, then eight branches..." "Then we can become public companies and collect capital." "We can sell shares and do real estate business, nuts!" "We can make a sub-division in the stock market." "With the dividends, we needn't work at all." "You're laughing?" "You know all this?" "I don't know but I find it seems meaningful." "Granny, Iet me serve you "Pissing Beef balls"." "You won't piss on your pants after eating them." "Very interesting." "They're really free of charge?" "One take away." "We've done the first transaction already." "We're one step closer of becoming a public company." "Why haven't you gave me the report yet?" "Yes, coming." "He's eating." "It's here." "It's free, come in and eat as much as you can." "Not free!" "What do you mean..." "Action!" "The hottest issue in town is" ""Averse to food" infecting everyone, but it's been cured by a so called "Pissing Beef balls"." "It's been selling hot within a short time." "The inventor of this "Pissing Beef balls"" "is the man of legend..." "Stephen Chow, the former "God of Cookery"." "Stephen Chow, why are your "Pissing Beef balls" so popular?" "I think..." "it's unfair to ask me this way." "You'd better ask the customers why they rush to eat it." "little boy, why do you Iike eating "Pissing Beef balls"?" "Since eating "Pissing Beef balls", I find myself much cleverer," "I've got full marks in each examination." "really so helpful?" "I've become prettier and prettier after eating it..." "I've grown up a Iot since eating it," "I've got back my confidence." "Are you going to get back your fame since you make a success here?" "Get back my fame?" "could you tell us the secret of success ofyour "Pissing Beef balls"?" "It's simple, delicious, new and interesting." "Interesting?" "How come?" "You're playing Ping-Pong with it?" "This stuff deserves trying." "It's tasty and interesting, I can't help buying one for myself." "How come... he made a fame with such trivial stuff?" "Don't worry, itjust a trivial stuff." "He can't make a real success with them." "I just fear he'II come back for us after he's made a fame." "Everyone in HK knows beef balls that can play Ping-Pong." "will I really piss after eating?" "You'II surely have diarrhea after eating it..." "Isn't it miracle?" "Great!" "It's a miracle, though you've had such a good start, it's a bit risky to pledge all your properties," "I find it risky to open 20 branches at the same time." "You find it risky?" "What ifwe first open 2 branches?" "Mr. Chow, since you've made a first success, you needn't bet all your money in the next step." "Don't bullshit!" "You know nothing about it!" "I don't need you teach me running business." "Mr. Chow, but with your past record... it's hard for our bank to lend you a lump sum." "I guess you have no confidence in our beef balls." "In fact, I've never tried them." "I seldom eat this kind of snack." "please try some." "Try some!" "You really lend him the money?" "Thanks!" "I'm just doing what you asks me to." "I know what he has in mind, he wants to open branches." "AII his branches will be in remote places." "He has one in urban area, but a basement branch." "Hey, do you know feng shui?" "You know this word?" "Die!" "See, he'II get inside an impasse!" "Lend whatever he wants, Iet him dig his own grave!" "What?" "please repeat!" "They've made use ofthe money to manufacture cans." "Manufacture cans?" "Right." "They'II be sold in all 2,800 supermarkets and convenient stores." "I've input all the shops location into the computer." "Sure win!" "I can't predict what he's doing." "Of course, I will surely win!" "Excuse me..." "Excuse me...please..." "Stephen Chow..." "What is you feeling... ofyour being elected the Genius of Food and Beverage?" "I find it like a dream... it also proves HK is a place for miracles" "Ifyou work hard, all dreams may come true." "Ass-HoIe!" "Ass-HoIe!" "Where've you been?" "You haven't contact me for a Iong time." "I thought you were dead." "I'm really dead!" "But you must be convinced!" "Why must I be convinced?" "You never expected me reborn again?" "I'm convinced!" "I nearly forget to congratulate on you." "Our shops always get rewards, but it's rare for your lousy friends to get such a reward." "What did you say?" "It's a wonderful world, you must be really convinced." "Why must I be convinced?" "If I hadn't got this award," "I wouldn't be eligible for Competition of "God of Cookery" next month." "I'm really convinced for this." "Smart!" "I don't mean to show others I'm capable." "I just want to tell others that" "I can get back what I have lost." "Let me say the truth," "Mr. Chow, you're really capable but you must try to Iearn some practical cooking." "Chinese Cookery Academy?" "I'II apply in tomorrow morning." "Good!" "I'm glad to hear that." "I don't care how wicked, sly you were in the past, ifyou improve yourself, we'II surely give you another chance," "please don't beat me..." "I'm always an honest man, I never lie," "I say all this to wish you well." "My only mistake in my Iife is underestimuting you..." "Oh..." "Mr. Chow..." "Look at him... how naive and lovely he is!" "Very vivid too!" "You're smart at pissing and dumping..." "I didn't know you're smart at eating shit too!" "Stop beating!" "..." "Don't move!" "..." "I must kill this bastard!" "I want him to die!" "OK!" "Let's kill him!" "Don't move!" "..." "It's fixed, it's over." "What do you mean be "fixed"?" "Something is happening, Iet me go and find him!" "You'd better save that." "You know nothing but fighting, did I ask you to fight?" "You must watch my ideas!" "It's not temple Street here." "You never improve." "What are you looking?" "Want to beat me too?" "Never mind her!" "Brothers..." "We've been staying in temple Street for 20 years." "Now we're going to set into big business and go outside." "Wish our "Pissing Beef balls" succeed more!" "Cheers!" "Cheers!" "Let me congratulate you on..." "studying cooking in China tomorrow, ...so that you can get back your title of "God of Cookery"." "None ofyour business!" "I was onIyjoking." "Everybody, it's our last night in this street." "Look carefully, we'II rush out of temple Street tomorrow and challenge the world!" "Sister Turkey says she won't leave." "What does she think?" "Sister Turkey said she will not leave her homeland." "Good!" "She's got to be a good wife." "I know you love her for a Iong time." "Love you bastard!" "Sister Turkey was pretty in before." "So he love her indeed." "Turkey was very pretty in 3 years ago, but she had her face spoiled at a quarrel." "Why did she have a quarrel?" "No one ever told me, I just don't know." "I know the incident, I was the only witness." "uncle Kwan's men came to have supper that night." "He tore apart Turkey's "flag"." "Tore apart her "flag"?" "Who tore my "flag"?" "You ass-hoIe tore my flag to clean your running nose?" "Damn it!" "We provide toilet paper here." "Have you asked me?" "What did you say?" "I Iike using this to clean my nose." "What can you do to me?" "You know who I am?" "Dare you talk to me like this?" "Stop tearing her flag, just ruin her place, now!" "Act!" "Got it!" "Dare you fight back?" "The chop he gave her was from hers forehead to nostrils" "Here, right at the entrance of her stall, he stabbed into her spine and that injured her nerve system, so she has outpost teeth." "She has to endure her face all her life now." "That "flag" really harms her." "What "flag"?" "It's your "flag"." "My "flag"?" "The "flag" of "God of Cookery"." "Your posters are really everywhere." "especially the one you're holding a small kid." "She says you're full of paternal love." "She's your number one crazy fan." ""God of Cookery"!" "I must congratulate you then." "Fat Snow!" "What do you mean, Fat Snow?" "I'm talking to you." "I've asked you not to tell others." "In fact, she asked me to tell you ifthere's such a chance." "well, you've told him already, it's nothing to be shameful of." "It gets on my nerves!" "You'II go back alone to China tomorrow?" "No one accompanies you?" "Let me go with you then." "Taxi!" "Where are you?" "Where?" "I'm in China." "You needn't rush away," "Turkey is so kind to you." "Don't bullshit, I can't find Chinese Cookery Academy now." "No, I've asked people about it." "Right..." "I find everything here, toilets, temples butjust no Chinese Cookery Academy." "No way," "Maddy's sister's mother's brother's son says there is." "Why don't you come back first?" "Come back?" "Don't you know I am escaping?" "Don't worried, Turkey is not here right now." "She's disappeared since you went away." "Where did she go?" "I catch you at last!" "Good!" "Catch you now!" "You let me catch you at last..." "What happens?" "What happens?" "I've bought you much daily sundries." "You left so hurriedly, I couldn't give them to you last time, so I come all the way for you." "Don't waste all these stuff." "Thanks." "Hey, please do me a favour." "Draw a heart here, with an arrow passing through it." "Stop fooling around." "Just a souvenir, come on." "Turkey, Iet me tell you." "I feel sorry as this happened to you." "I am really touching..." "But I don't want that, you know?" "Sure, of course I know." "Come on, draw it for me, come on." "No problem, drawing a heart is nothing special." "We're buddies, Iet's make things clear first." "I've come all the way here just to ask you draw me a heart, but you're losing your temper for that?" "Even ifyou forget I've done so much for you, you must remember I covered for you and got injured." "I didn't ask you to do all this for me." "I didn't ask you to get injured for me either." "What's that got to do with me?" "According to your theory, if everyone comes to get injured for me... then I'II be running into great trouble." "Many things are destined and planned by heavens." "It's useless even ifyou are injured 20 more times, you know?" "Do you understand?" "Hey, do you understand?" "OK." "How come?" "What?" "It's rare astronomy phenomena:" "Nine stars joining into one." "When this happens, there is always something strange happening." "Don't worry, he'II disappear forever." "The 28th Competition of "God of Cookery"" "is start after one minute." "Let's have the honour of ourjudge..." "Chairperson of international Gourmet Society, the 'Princess of Taste'..." "Miss Nancy Sit" "half minute to start." "According to the rules, all late comers will be disqualified." "No excuse is allowed." "AII participants, please get into your position." "I've checked, no one is coming, the match will start soon." "Bastard, what's a surprise." "Isn't he..." "Madam, please go faster." "This is the fastest I can." "No way out." "Just arrive on time." "You?" "Amida Buddha." "Who are you?" "Dean of shaolin Monastery, my name is "Wet Dream"." "Amida Buddha." "I come and leave with the wind." "Hey, I'm a good friend of Stephen Chow, please respect me." "I beg you...please." "Security throw, this guy away." "please close the gate and prevent anyone with wet dreams coming in." "OK, the Iast participant has arrived." "The match start now." "I won't move before my enemies take action." "I would Iike to know, why Stephen Chow looks like this." "Why does he dress in ancient clothing?" "Why does all his hair become white?" "Is there a wire so that he can fly over water?" "Sir, He's now an understudy of shaolin Monastery." "shaolin Monastery." "Amida Buddha." "I can only tell you, He's linked with Buddha." "Base on sympathy, I received him as a understudy." "Don't move!" "You have wounded by poisonous throne." "luckily the poison hasn't arrived your brain." "otherwise you'd die at once." "I've sucked out 80% ofthe poison already." "Let me suck the remaining, please." "Leave me alone!" "I won't force you since you refuse." "You'II be in trouble, Dean is very narrow-mined." "I hate people talking about me behind my back." "Out!" "Out!" "Me out?" "We're choosing "God of Cookery", not clown in a circus." "Besides being a master in cooking," "God of cookery must be smart." "You want to be "God of Cookery"?" "..." "No way!" "Eighteen Brassmen of shaolin Monastery?" "Right!" "Eighteen Brassmen of shaolin Monastery!" "You've enraged the Dean, you want to escape?" "No way!" "Out!" "Why?" "Look at you, has your fatherjust died?" "Go home and face the mirror, out!" "What are you looking at?" "Out!" "Why?" "Being "God of Cookery", one must have concentration." "AII ofyou keep standing here when I merely move, shit!" "You make me disappointed, out!" "Ifyou keep faulting them out, there'II be no one left." "I know it!" "Since the beginning ofthe match," "I've found two guys keeping calm," "They are the only two qualified participants." "Why did you kill people?" "You taught me that." "As I Iike it." "please reform and believe in Buddha." "well, I'm making the dish "Buddha Jumping wall"." "What a coincidence!" "I'm making "Buddha Jumping wall" too." "Don't think... you'II be sure win by dressing in ancient costume." "I can do that too!" "Want to become "God of Cookery"?" "till after you die." "Super-styIe cutting!" "Supreme-styIe chopping!" "Good Chopping!" "So fast!" "Eighteen-styIe frying!" "Dog-beating sauteeing!" "Good frying!" "Objection!" "He is copying me!" "Did he?" "He does exactly what I'm doing!" "Does he?" "Look!" "You see now?" "But this is a competition." "It's like racing and swimming, everyone is doing the same thing." "There's nothing to object." "overruled!" "Thanks!" "Bastard!" "See you how to receive this chopper?" "uncle..." "Nothing serious..." "it's only the back ofthe chopper..." "The back ofthe chopper?" "Right." "You've really visited Chinese Cookery Academy?" "Don't pretending," "Chinese Cookery Academy is indeed the kitchen of shaolin Monastery." "You're also a dropout of shaolin Monastery!" "impossible!" "I have studied for ten years, but you have studied for only one month, you can't be so smart!" "It's depended on talent." "Eighteen Brassmen of shaolin Monastery!" "Damned fool!" "OK, the small "Ten"." "One "Ten", right?" "Pass." "Pass?" "I know you will pass me." ""Queen" "Queen"?" "Man, when can I leave this place?" ""Two", only after the Dean says OK." "When will Dean say that, Man?" "Look..." "That old bag enraged Dean when he was 13, so he's been detained here till now." "What does that mean?" "You pass "Five of a Kind"?" "Pass." "What does that mean?" "You lost double this time." "unreasonable." "Eighteen Brassmen of shaolin Monastery!" "Besides I learnt cooking skills in the kitchen of shaolin Monastery," "I also learnt supreme Kung Fu from the eighteen Brassmen." "These eighteen Brassmen are really great." "I don't believe that!" "Good "flying skills"!" "The secret of "flying skills"" "it can make a man as heavy as a seal... fly up high in the sky, and make ghosts cry." "Good folding chair!" "The secret of "folding Chair"" "it's hidden in common household." "We can sit on them and turn them into weapons." "Even police can't charge you ofthem." "It's ranked top in the seven weapons." "Just beat two more strokes, only 3 minutes left, watch out for time." "Don't shout!" "It's bad!" "It's bad?" "How bad?" "We do not allow "Buddha Jumping wall" to explode." "You should have been disqualified." "...but I consider that you are quite creative." "Two minutes left, make another one." "only two minutes, you can only make sasumi, give up man!" "Good "internal skills"!" "He uses "internal skills" to raise the temperature." "So the "Buddha Jumping wall", which originally takes 49 hours to cook, ...can now be made in 2 minutes." "May I ask what is the most tasty thing you've even eaten in your life?" "You should ask this question to yourself." "Ask myself?" "Right." "Who are you talking to?" "This is supersonic chatting." "This is..." ""Kouyum skill"?" "Wrong!" "This is "sorrowful Hand"." ""sorrowful Hand"?" "This is a style created by him." "One day, I saw him singing sorrowfuIIy." "Righteous and honesty is valuable." "I dare to go to fight." "I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies." "I'm willing to die for girls..." "His hair turned white overnight." "His love is so deep." "What is love?" "Why is forever?" "Finding he is addicting to love, I forgave him." "I never know you're such a romantic man." "Lost skill of shaolin Monastery:" ""Fire Fist"!" "Time's up!" "The match is over!" "It smells good!" "It smells good!" "Right!" "Yeah, This is..." "Super Seaview "Buddha Jumping wall"!" "Good!" "Good!" "Good!" "..." "This "Buddha Jumping wall", prepared by "internal skills"... is so well prepared, not thick nor thin, and not so unctuous." "The nine ingredients make up a total of 81 varieties." "The flavours stack up one layer by one layer." "It deserves to be called:" ""Super Seaview Buddha Jumping wall"!" "And this is..." ""sorrowful Rice"." "What's wrong with you?" "This is just ordinary BBQ Pork Rice." "With just one extra egg on it, costs only $22 at most." "Why you call it "SorrwfuI Rice"?" "Don't pretend being smart!" "bullshit!" "I dare say... no one dare say "Smart" in front of me." "will you please keep quiet!" "BBQ Pork, good BBQ Pork!" "I've never eaten such good BBQ Pork!" "help..." "The gravy is kept inside the meat fibre." "It's so tender and juicy." "They're so soft and bouncy to eat." "With the extra egg made by "Fire Fist", the taste of BBQ Pork is unbelievable." "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "..." "Why do you let me eat such good bowl of BBQ Pork Rice?" "What shall I do ifyou don't cook it for me in future?" "What is it?" "Why tears burst out from my eyes?" "I have a sorrowful feeling." "It's onion, I've added onion inside." "Oh!" "It hits the topic!" "So there's onion!" "This bowl of rice is really touching." "No wonder It's called "sorrowful Rice"." "It's really so sorrowful!" "It's too touching!" "wonderful!" "However..." "If my husband were not so horny and caught in a trap..." "If I were not greedy and caught while I was cheating." "The worst is..." "Greet the Boss." "Boss." "Even my good son has been kicked and joint the triad now." "These guys are really holding me by the balls, I..." "The "God of Cookery" is..." "bull Tong!" "bull Tong is finally "God of Cookery"!" "You've wasted your breath, you still have to choose me." "There's no "God of Cookery"." "What?" "What did you say?" "Maybe everyone is "God of Cookery" What do you mean?" "Don't bullshit, present the prize." "Even parents, brothers, sisters and lovers, as long as they have hear" "What do you mean?" "Everyone can become "God of Cookery"." "He becomes crazy due to lost, call for ambulance." ""God of Cookery", get back to your position." ""God of Cookery", you used to be fairy in mastering cooking skills, but you committed heavens rules, so you were punished to descend to Earth." "Today, you finally know the truth of cooking." "You've shown your love in the rice you cooked." "Even King of Heavens are impressed." "But you revealed Heavens secret, you should be punished." "I spare you now as you did that out of deep love." "Stephen, you've invested a Iot!" "You even hire faked fairy." "Good!" "I'II see what you can do with fairy." "Ask the fairy to help you..." "You black mouth dog, you don't keep guard at the door." "I must resume your original appearance." "You want to try too?" "No!" "...none of my business, I'm only passing by!" "I know no one in here." "I don't know the guys who were shooting!" "bullshit!" "You're worse than a dog!" "uncle really becomes a dog!" "ridiculous!" "Nothing happen to me!" "This is only illusion!" "You never scare me!" "Everything is possible, is it Christmas now?" "Sir, you're born with fairy bones, your eyes show holy light." "You're a fairy descended on Earth, I've found you at last!" "How come there are so many fairies?" "Yes!" "Fairies are everywhere in the street." "Even Santa claus is a fairy." "Don't bullshit!" "Wait, I can tell you about your marriage, show me your palm." "Your marriage is soon coming, soon..." "Is it really true?" "No way?" "It's true, it's she who asked us not present in the match." "As she concerned you would lost concentration." "Yes." "No way!" "really, she resisted the bullet with her gold teeth." "She survives, doctor gives her new teeth, and even plastic surgery, she's become pretty now." "No way!" "It's true!" "Look, here she comes." "Is it Pretty?" "Just say something, is she pretty?" "I shouldn't say anything now." "Give it back to you!"

"This week on "Vice,"" "we send Thomas to square off against the toughest fighters in West Africa." "OK." "My fight's about to start." "I just saw the guy." "Then we find out how climate change is transforming our planet." "It's very hard to reverse climate change, especially issues like sea level rising." "The water is coming in quite rapidly." "Shit." "The world is changing." "Now, no one knows where it's going." "But we'll be there, uncovering the news..." "This is World War III." "culture, and politics that expose the absurdity of the modern condition." "That little child has a huge gun." "This scene isn't really kosher by American standards." "I was interviewing suicide bombers, and they were kids." "This is the world through our eyes." "We win or we die!" "This is the world of "Vice."" "Hi." "I'm Shane Smith, and we're here in the "Vice offices in Brooklyn, New York." "For our first story tonight, we go to Senegal in West Africa." "There are only a few countries in the world where soccer isn't king." "One is here in America because we have baseball, football, and basketball, and another is Senegal in West Africa because they have a type of voodoo, no-holds-barred fighting called laamb wrestling." "Now, with unemployment in Senegal running at nearly 50%, what started as a way for poor villagers to blow off steam at harvest time has turned into one of the only ways they can survive." "_" "_" "Yeah, two, yeah." "3." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Ha ha ha!" "Yeah." "One." "Oh, my God." "Yeah, yeah." "Two." "Ha ha!" "Ohh." "Hi." "It's Thomas." "I'm at a Senegalese muscle beach here in Dakar." "This dude's lifting a 70-kilo dumbbell made of car parts, and I'm about to do the same because I've got to train for a fight on Saturday." "They wrestle in a traditional style called laamb here, which is kind of like MMA but with a lot more" "Sufi mysticism involved." "Can I go in real quick?" "OK." "Got to get my weight up a little." "Oh!" "Oh, oh, oh!" "Laamb is Senegal's national sport and its top wrestlers Deion Sanders-level superstars." "Over the last 20 years, laamb has exploded into a multi-million dollar industry with corporate sponsorship, omnipresent advertising, and wrestler salaries in the millions." "Sports journalist Malick Thendoum is pretty much the Howard Cosell of Laamb wrestling." "_" "_" "_" "This in a country where the average income is $3 day if you can find a job, which you cannot." "The rise in popularity of laamb wrestling actually coincided with the downfall of the Senegalese economy." "It's the last, like, you know, hoop dream of all these kids who can't find work otherwise." "_" "_" "_" "_" "So Dakar is obviously the capital of laamb wrestling." "One of the major figures, though, is this guy Bombardier, who is from a fishing village in Mbour." "He is actually a former fisherman himself." "We're going to go up to Mbour" "It's about an hour north of here-- and see if we can't learn how to fight and then maybe have a match." "You know, just real quick." "There's wrestling camps all over Senegal to take advantage of the sport's sudden popularity, but only a few are presided over by an enormous megastar like Bombardier." "Physically enormous, we mean." "The guy is basically a building." "_" "We're getting fitted for our gamba right now." "It's the traditional wrestling garment." "_" "The wrestling itself is your basic Greco-Roman grappling with occasional punches." "You try to throw your opponent to the ground, and if anything but your knees and elbows touch dirt, you lose." "What really makes laamb laamb though is all the crazy ceremonial business surrounding the fights." "Wrestlers enter the ring up to an hour before their match to fire up the crowd with traditional good luck spells and coordinated dance routines." "The first step on my road to laambdom was crafting my own signature dance from a set of stock moves." "_" "_" "Next came the actual wrestling." "_" "Yeah?" "OK." "Well, I'm about to fight." "_" "_" "_" "_" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "OK." "_" "OK." "_" "_" "Ohh!" "Ohh!" "Ehh!" "Ehh!" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "What's up, dude?" "Oh, I don't know how I feel about this." "_" "I thought maybe I'd let the little guy win to make his father happy." "Then I realized he was winning." "Getting even one of his tiny feet off the ground was like trying to uproot a tree trunk." "Oh!" "Hey!" "This kid's really good." "Ha ha ha!" "Ohh!" "Ha ha ha!" "Holy shit." "Like most things in West Africa, the most important aspect of laamb wrestling is witchcraft." "Each laamb wrestler has his own Marabout, who helps him prepare for his fight on the spiritual plane." "Bonjour." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "The Marabout's rites are tailored to give wrestlers strength and confidence in the ring... _" "and to guard against any spell or evil eyes the opponents may throw at you." "This is all accomplished by bathing yourself in various types of tree water." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Bombardier's Marabout also gave me 4 bottles of to-go baths to use right before the fight." "So..." "This is my fight kit." "_" "All right." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "Bombardier rose to glory by beating undefeated champion Mike Tyson, the Senegalese Mike Tyson." "There's a Senegalese Mike Tyson." "Like most Mbouri kids, Bombardier worked on a fishing boat before he became a superstar, and it goes without saying they still love him down at the docks." "_" "_" "_" "If the hometown hero worship seems tinged with a little desperation, it's because Bombardier isn't just the biggest local kid to make it off the docks, he's pretty much the only one." "We're in the fish market in Mbour." "This is one of the departure points for the Senegalese boatpeople, basically kids who couldn't find work here, went to Spain to try to make a living." "They have a saying in Wolof that's actually" ""Barcelona ba-sook," which means Barcelona or death." "Which is kind of funnily ironic because about 95% of those who got on boats here died." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "While the likes of Bombardier and Mike Tyson wrestle to sold-out stadium crowds, most laamb matches are still neighborhood affairs, held wherever young wrestlers can find enough space for a ring." "To test my training, Bombardier organized a laamb tournament in his old Mbour stomping grounds." "As night fell and the drum circles started trying to play over each other, hundreds of local kids assembled around a well-lit but particularly litter-strewn parking lot." "For several hours, the combatants walked around the ring, dousing themselves in voodoo water, drawing pentagrams in the dirt, and then rubbing the excess pentagram dirt across their wet bodies, while traditional Senegalese griots warmed up the crowd." "Then a lion came out and did the national anthem, and Bombardier led an inaugural chorus line with his wrestling students." "After one last Marabout bath, it was my time to shine." "_" "_" "_" "_" "Oh, that's cold." "_" "Yeah, I'm feeling fucking good right now." "_" "I know, right?" "I can't believe I won either." "I spent the following two hours trying to get" "Bombardier and his guys to admit they fixed the fight, but they all insisted I legitimately bested my opponent and that my Marabout was probably better than his was." "Laamb is obviously not going to make every young Senegalese kid a Mike Tyson.level star," "Senegalese Mike Tyson or otherwise, but this is a full-blown national phenomenon." "The laamb explosion is bringing in billions of dollars of outside money and becoming its own commercial industry, which, in a country with nearly 50% unemployment, ain't too shabby." "Still can't believe I fucking won." "The past decade was the hottest in recorded history." "This has resulted in sea level rise, floods, and chaotic storm events." "For many countries around the world, this has dire implications because huge amounts of the global population live at or around sea level, and according to the latest scientific data, the problem might actually be worse than we previously thought." "_" "We're here in Piazza San Marco in Venice, and it's obviously flooded." "There are seagulls swimming by." "Why?" "Because the world is sinking." "According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, the global sea level has risen 22 centimeters in the last 100 years and is expected to rise anywhere from one to two meters in the next hundred." "This means that cities like Venice are in real trouble." "Shit!" "Ha ha!" "It's about 11:00, high tide's at noon." "The waters, as you can see, are already coming in." "It's coming in quite rapidly." "The tourist stalls, which sell Venice T-shirts and stuff, now sell temporary booties because flooding in Venice is the new normal." "_" "No, no." "Wow." "They're closed, which I can understand considering their bar is about 4 inches underwater." "It's so prevalent the flooding here that they've just built walkways, and everyone's just going about their business as if this is the new normal." "How many times a year is this area flooding, a roundabout number?" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "If Venice is now spending 1/3 of the year underwater and sea levels are continuing to rise, it means that not only Venice is facing a huge problem but that many other cities at sea level around the world will, to varying degrees," "have these same problems to deal with in the near future." "Now to try to understand the scope of these problems, we contacted Sir Robert Watson, a leading environmental scientist who was once the senior scientific advisor to the World Bank." "We're clearly seeing changes in temperature." "We're clearly seeing changes in precipitation patterns with more floods and more droughts." "We are seeing sea level rise." "Once you get to half a meter, one meter, 1 1/2 meters, then these are quite serious effects for many parts of the world, potentially displacing large numbers of people in coastal areas, low-lying deltaic areas, small island states, et cetera." "Small island states are really quite threatened." "One small island state that is particularly threatened is the Maldives, a far-flung nation that is composed of 1,192 islands spread out across the southern Indian Ocean." "The Maldives is one of the lowest lying countries on Earth, never rising more than 8 feet above sea level, and because of its problems with climate change, the Maldives has become the poster child for the climate reform movement" "because what's happening today in the Maldives is in the mail for the rest of the world as sea levels continue to rise." "You know, Manhattan is as low as Malé." "If you cannot defend the Maldives from climate change and sea level rise, you will not be able to defend New York, and you will not be able to defend your homes either." "Mohamed Nasheed is the ex-president of the country, who's also been called the Mandela of the Maldives due to his many stints of being imprisoned and tortured while campaigning for democracy in his country, and after finally winning the presidency in 2008," "he immediately began a global campaign for climate reform." "Famously he carried out one of his first cabinet meetings underwater in an effort to bring global awareness to the fact that his country is disappearing into the ocean." "_" "_" "_" "President Nasheed traveled around the world seeking to ratify agreements that would slow down the effects of climate change." "His message was simple-- "What's happening to us now is going to happen to you later."" "In 2009, he personally addressed the United Nations and delivered a very, very drastic message." "_" "_" "_" "Now because of his environmental campaigning and his radical reform ideas, Nasheed was the victim of a military coup in 2012 that ousted him from office, and despite being continually under threat by the police and military, he's persisted in delivering" "his message of democracy and climate reform, traveling on a growing flotilla of fishing boats that sails from island to island, gaining public support for his environmental platform." "_" "_" "So you're basically living climate change..." "Yes." "in your environment daily here in the Maldives." "Yes, yes." "_" "Right." "_" "We met up with his flotilla and followed President Nasheed on his tour, preaching for the return of democracy and the continued perils of climate change." "And as the flotilla passed an island," "President Nasheed stopped the boat to explain what is happening to his country." "_" "_" "Yes." "_" "_" "Right." "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "_" "You're looking for new places for your country to go if, in fact, it sinks." "You've famously done things like looking for land for your people in Australia or Sri Lanka or India because you don't want to become climate refugees, I believe." "_" "_" "_" "What happens when bigger countries have the same problems and they can't go anywhere?" "_`" "_" "_" "_" "Right, right." "_" "_" "_" "So if we don't do something to stop climate change, what happens?" "_" "_" "_" "_" "I think there's over a hundred cities with a population of over a million people currently today in coastal areas." "Every one of those will have to think how would they protect themselves?" "You can build infrastructure to protect yourself from sea level rise," "Or you can retreat, and you can move inland." "However, can one imagine moving New York City?" "Can you imagine moving Washington, D.C.?" "And the answer is no." "You would still clearly want to protect them." "Humans can adapt to change." "The challenge is how do you adapt to rapid change?" "_" "Hurricane Sandy, which was only a tropical storm when it hit New York, that clearly was a wakeup call that one of the most important areas, economic areas, of the U.S.A., one of the most populated areas" "was quite vulnerable to a single storm." "Over there is New Jersey, that's the Hudson River, and this is about 3 feet of water on my street," "Desbrosses in New York City." "It goes all the way down, all the way into Tribeca, and all the way to West Broadway." "Lower Manhattan is completely underwater." "Hurricane Sandy hit New York with a 13-foot surge that flooded large parts of the city, causing loss of life and over $50 billion worth of damage." "After the storm hit, we met with the Deputy Mayor of New York Cas Holloway to discuss the problems that the city now faces due to climate change." "Right after Sandy, Governor Cuomo went on record saying," ""I believe this is going to happen again." "Climate change is here"." "What is the city's position on that?" "What's your position on that?" "If you're asking the city's position on whether climate change is here or is a real concern, the answer to both those questions is yes." "We certainly agree with that." "Look at the reality of the weather patterns and the damage that it has caused." "We're certainly going to see more intense storms that cause flooding and cause surge and sea level rise." "We have 529 miles of coastline in New York City." "Sandy really brought into sharp focus, hey, it is irresponsible for public officials to simply say, "Well, climate change isn't happening."" "No, we have to say, "This phenomenon is happening." "We need to deal with it."" "Now not all public officials share New York's concern about this issue." "In fact, many members of the federal government deny that, A, climate change is our fault and therefore," "B, that there's anything we can do about it." "Carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas." "It is a harmless gas." "The science just simply doesn't back up the issue of global warming." "I mean, yes, does the climate change?" "Of course it does." "It's changed for thousands of years." "The fact that all this is happening due to manmade gases," "I really believe is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people." "There are always deniers or people that are not willing to accept the latest scientific information." "More than half the American population doesn't believe in evolution of which there is superb scientific evidence ever since Darwin." "In an effort to explain why so many in America continue to deny this crisis, we met with writer and investigative journalist Professor Christian Parenti on Far Rockaway Beach, one of the hardest hit areas in New York," "to hear his thoughts on climate denial." "We've been all around the world talking to world leaders." "We've been seeing the effects, we can see it here in New York." "Why in America do so many people insist it's not happening?" "There's been a really concerted effort to invest in messaging that denies science." "The fossil fuel industry is the most powerful industry in world history." "They have enormous amounts of sunk capital-- pipelines, these refineries." "The idea of moving off of fossil fuels on to clean energy is a very serious threat." "Koch Industries is one of the largest privately held companies in the U.S." "It's a major petrochemical, oil refining, oil services firm." "They're elite, right-wing political activists." "This is not a secret conspiracy." "They're very open about it..." "Sure." "Right." "and they invest heavily in the political process." "This outfit called the Donors Fund has ponied up close to $100 million to fund climate denial..." "Right." "fund bloggers, media, to deny a very, very broad scientific consensus." "Yeah." "They are defending their economic position very openly by investing in messaging." "We are not in global warming." "It's a theory, it's not a fact." "It's never been proven." "The science is not settled." "Get off of it." "Now it's important to remember that America is the largest energy consumer in the world." "We also are the largest polluter per capita, we consume the most oil, and are the only country in the Western world not to have ratified the Kyoto Protocol." "Clearly America has a huge negative impact on the global environment." "However on the positive side, it also has the power to affect climate change by altering its current consumption patterns, which it has to do because if it doesn't, we are all in serious trouble." "_" "It's very hard to reverse climate change, especially issues like sea level rise." "Once you set it in motion, it is just not reversible." "The time to act was yesterday, and the question is, "How quickly will the world" ""wake up to the fact that we have to do things differently?""

"Family Guy No Meals On Wheels" "Synchronisation :" "Kemar Transcript :" "Raceman" "We now return to America's Next Top Model." "I just don't think you're being fair, Tyra." "You don't know what it's like to grow up the way I grew up." "You know what?" "How dare you?" "!" "You don't know me." "You have no idea where I come from, where I've been, how long I've been there, what I had to do to get from where I was to where I am now!" " Hey there, Mort." " Hi, Lois." "Neil's doing a report on Christianity at school." "Do you have any crucifixes I can borrow?" "Preferably one without the little fellow on it?" "Oh, of course, there's one in the den." "Help yourself." "God, I'm sick of Mort always borrowing our stuff." "He's a bigger mooch than the Mexican Super Friends." "Hey, Mexican Superman, can I talk to you for a sec?" "When you signed the lease, you said there was going to be like five of you living here." "Oh, no, they're not all living here." "They're just visiting." "Hey, Mexican Superman, I got the keys made." "Hey, Mexican Batman, get out of here." " What?" "I got like 60 keys." " Siléncio!" " Jefe aquí!" " ¿Qué?" "Evición." "That ought to keep Mort away." "Peter, what the hell is that?" "Lois, I'm tired of Mort always mooching off us, so I made a scare-Jew." "Peter, we're not gonna have this in our front yard." "It's racist, and for God's sake, you ruined your best suit." "Now we're gonna have to get you a new one..." "Shh." "Lois Lois, look." "Hey, guys, I just wanted to return your..." "Oh!" "Oh, my God, it's Hitler!" "He's back!" "He's back!" "Hurry, protect Jon Stewart!" "He's our most important Jew!" "Why do wo get me a suit here?" "Well, since you keep ruining them, I'm not going to buy you a brand-new one." "Yes, I'll take this teddy bear, this ruler, this piece of string and this cardboard box." "Oh, look, an "On The Raggedy Ann" doll." "It's water weight, you bastard!" "Get off me!" "I'm not your whore." "I'm sorry, I'm just so sad." "Well, I guess I can still play with it three weeks out of the month." " Hi, there." "See anything you like?" " Oh, I'm just browsing." "Say, you look like you could use an activity book with half the activities done." " That would save me half the time." " Connect the dots?" "Ha!" "More like set the book down and have a beer." "You got yourself a deal." "What... are those?" "!" "Oh, that's a pair of red flannel feety pajamas." "Good Lord." "See, they've got a flap that opens up in the back." "Are you telling me I could be pooping and warm?" "Exactly." "No longer would I have to make a choice between the two." "Sir, here is a check with my name on it." "Write down any number on this piece of paper, and I will pay it." "All right, so we roll the dice and then we both have to yell "Yahtzee" really loud." " At the same time?" " Yeah." "And you have to flap your wrists like this." "And you'll do it, too?" " Of course, that's how it's done." " Okay." " All right, ready?" " Okay, you gonna do with me?" "Oh, yeah." "Yahtzee!" " Gay." " You suck!" "Hey, everybody, I'm home from work." "My God, Peter, you wore those pajamas to your office?" "Hey, at least I'm mixing it up a little bit." "Green shirt, tan pants, that's refreshing." "Oh, boy does it feel good to undo my butt flap." "Ew, Dad!" "We don't want to sit here and look at your ass." "Yes, I'd rather look at Meg toweling off after a shower when she does that butt floss thing." "Ew, ew, that's so disgusting." "Ugh, ugh, I hope I don't ever accidentally use that towel." "Lois, I have never been more comfortable as a person than I am in these feety pajamas." "All warm and furry." "This is what it feels like to be a bear." "You remember what I used to say, Lois, when we first got married?" "You remember?" "I used to say :" ""What would it feel like to be a bear?"" "Well, this is it." "This is it." " I'm living it, baby." " No, you're not." "You've been wearing those things for three days." "You can wear them to bed, but tomorrow we're getting rid of them." "Fine." "Screw up all my fuzziness." "What the hell was that?" "Oh, my God." "Lois, don't get alarmed, but" "I think I might be Jesus." "I'm Jesus." "Peter, that's a static shock." "Your pajamas created a charge of electricity when you dragged your feet across the carpet, and when you touched Chris, you passed it on." "Kneel before Christ!" "Dad!" "I am not your dad." "I am Electric Man." "Damn it, Peter, stop it!" "I got to tell you, you're pissing me off worse than when I watched the O.J. verdict with my old roommate." "We the jury find the defendant Orenthal James Simpson, not guilty..." " Yes!" " What the hell?" "!" " What?" "!" " What?" "!" " Maybe we should get new roommates." " Yeah, maybe we should." "Peter." "I know you're in here." "Yes, I am, Lois." "But where?" "Peter, if you shock me, I swear to God I'm leaving you." "You'll have to find me first, Lois." "Where could I be?" "Well, there's a Quonset hut that I've never seen in this room before." " I got to figure you're in there." " How do you know, Lois?" "I could be in that New York style magazine kiosk." "Peter, this all looks very expensive." "Yes, you might say it was... shockingly expensive." "I'm going to try the Quonset hut." "I was in the bathroom." "The hut and the kiosk..." "decoys, Lois, decoys!" "Glen, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet." "Well, you know, Lois, I got to confess, when you called me I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for." "That's why I rushed over." "But, uh..." "Well, it's fine, it's fine, whatever, I'm happy to help." "What the hell is this?" "Peter, I've had it with all your shocking." "Since you won't get rid of those pajamas, I'm getting rid of the carpets." "Hey, Lois, you want me to leave a little strip in this thing?" "Maybe a lightning bolt, unicorn, something like that?" " No, I want it all gone, Glen." " All right, we're going Brazilian." "Hey, what's this?" " Some kind of really old coin." " Huh." "Let me see that." "Wait a minute, do you know what this is?" "This is an 18th-century Rhode Island ship token." "This thing's got to be worth 50 grand." "50 grand?" "!" "Oh, my God!" "I can finally afford that operation to swap my vocal cords with Patrick Stewart." "Hey, Lois, I spent the afternoon making a list of famous Armenians." "Eric Bogosian, Andre Agassi," "Jerry "The Shark" Tarkanian." "That is all." "Peter, you've been sleeping with that money for the past week." "Don't you think it's time we did something with it?" "Buy a bolt and shut that trap of yours?" " What?" " What?" "'Cause I had an idea." "Remember when we first got married..." "And I said, "I wonder what it would be like to be a bear"?" "No, no, no, I'm talking about that dream we had, Peter." "Remember?" "We tried to open that restaurant, and we never quite got it going." "Yeah, we got shut down 'cause of my exploding cupcakes." "Mmm, I hope these taste as good as they look." "Gerald!" "The secret is in the frosting." "But I'll never tell." "Well, here's another chance to open a restaurant." "You're right." " And I'll make my special cupcakes." " No, Peter..." "Oh, yeah, right, that was the problem." "All right, everybody, only three hours till opening." "Oh, this is going to be the coolest place in Quahog." "All the movers and shakers and bigwigs are going to eat here... but not the small wigs." "Hey, I'm hungry." "I got a credit card." "Oh, God, I'm so nervous." "I hope it goes well." "Oh, yes, I'm sure it will go as well as Liza Minnelli's Playboy shoot." "Oh, God, please put your clothes back on." "Mama..." "Mama..." "Do you love me now, Mama?" "Please love me, Mama!" "Good evening." "Welcome to Big Pete's House of Munch." " May I help you?" " Yes, do you accept the Discover card?" "Hey, Lois, Diamond Jim Brady over here just asked if we accept the Discover card." "They're in an exclusive club called anybody." "Yeah." "No, no, no, I don't think so." "You know, you know, I would rather take two live chickens than your fly-by-night credit card." "I would rather take a jar of pennies that's value was less than that of your bill." " Look, you don't have to insult me." " No, no, no." "You are going to sit there and listen to the funny things" "I would take instead of your credit card." "The guy at table 7 complained there's not enough juice on his prime rib." "Oh, did he, now?" "Let me take care of that for him." "Tell him, bon appétit, douchebag." "Oh, look, it's one of those early Maude episodes with the really long opening credit sequence." "Lady Godiva was a freedom rider" "She didn't care if the whole world looked" "Joan of Arc with the Lord to guide her" "She was a sister who really cooked" "Madame Curie was a strong woman character" "Working all day in a science lab, yeah" "Clara Barton was a famous nurse" "Who was rapping with the soldiers and bandages, too" "Susan B. Anthony always out doin' stuff" "Marching around and holding up signs..." "And then there's Maude." " Pocahontas had it all goin' on" " What the hell?" "An Indian guide with lots of Indian pride" "Indira Gandhi ran a whole big country" "That isn't easy even if you're a guy..." "And then there's Maude?" " Babe Zaharias was a really good athlete" " Aw, come on!" "Good at track and field and professional golf, too" "And then there's Maude!" "Amelia Earhart flew a lot of airplanes" "Except for that one time when she didn't come back" " Cleopatra lived way out in the desert" " And then there's Maude!" "Come on!" "But still found a way to keep herself looking fine" "And then there's Maude..." "There we go!" "That was an ordeal." "Well, Peter, this has been an amazing week." "You and I own a restaurant." "Can you believe it?" "I know." "I feel like I'm dreaming." "Wait." "Maybe I am dreaming." "That means I can do whatever I want without consequences." "What are you doing?" "I just adopted 30 puppies!" "You guys, I have some bad news." "I just finished going over the books, and this restaurant is hemorrhaging money." "What?" "Well, how is that possible?" "Isn't it obvious?" "We're not getting enough customers." "This place is like a ghost town half the time." "Yeah." "Maybe somebody should have asked me." "After all, I'm the only one in this family with any business experience." "All right, Violet and Pigpen, you've been seeing each other a few weeks now." "What seems to be the problem?" "I keep getting bladder infections, and I don't know why." "Really?" "You don't know why?" "I don't know what to do, guys." "The House of Munch is going down the tubes." "Maybe you need to do a little advertising, Peter." "Well, I tried." "I even hired M. Night Shyamalan to direct my TV commercial." "I have a secret to tell you." " What is it?" " Come closer." "I see good food at competitive prices." "At Big Pete's House of Munch!" "Stop on by!" "Unfortunately, they couldn't air it, 'cause it turns out M. Night Shyamalan was involved with September 11." "You know, Peter, my buddies and I have been looking for a new hangout." "Our usual doughnut shop has gotten a little..." "Puerto Ricany." "What if we made your place our new spot?" "Joe, that's a great idea!" "Fantastic!" "We'll see you tonight." "This is awesome!" "Bunch of cops in uniform hanging out in my restaurant?" "This is going to be cooler than that time" "Ben Stiller taught me how to be myself." "But how can you leave me now, Ben Stiller, when I need you more than ever?" "I've taught you everything you need to know, Peter." "Now it's time for me to go help another child." "I guess I just fooled myself into thinking you'd always be with me." "I will, Peter." "I will always be with you." "His movies are terrible..." "Lois, roll out the red carpet." "Here comes Joe and his cop buddies." "You got tables for 30?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Joe!" "I thought you were bringing your cop friends over." "What are all these parallelograms doing here?" "You mean paraplegics." "These are my friends, Peter." "Come on, guys." "Let's eat." "Oh, God." "I hope there's not one of those angry, handicapped Vietnam guys with the bandana on his head." "Oh!" "There he is." "I've seen some things, man, and some stuff." "I wouldn't recommend it." "Peter, isn't this wonderful?" "The place is packed." "Uh..." "Lois, uh... aren't you a little freaked out by this?" "Why?" "Everybody's having a great time." "Besides, think of the money we're making." "I don't care about that." "I wanted a cool restaurant, not the cafeteria at the veteran's hospital." "This is weirder than that rap video by M.C. Escher." "Going up the stairs and going down the stairs" "And going up the stairs and going down the stairs" "And going up the sideways stairs." "And, in local news, a new restaurant is taking Quahog by storm." "That's right, Diane." "If you're handicapped, or know someone who's handicapped, or just happen to be a fan of the circus, then come on down to Big Pete's House of Munch, where the elite without feet meet to eat." "Lois, this is insanity." "I think we should shut down the restaurant." "But... why?" "We're doing so well." "Lois, let me explain something to you, all right?" "Cripples are not cool." " Hang on." "I'm going to get the picture." " Oh, Peter, don't..." " What do you see here, Lois?" " Do we have to...?" "What do you see?" "!" " A picture of Mark Harmon." " A picture of Mark Harmon, the greatest actor who ever lived." "Do you see a wheelchair under Mark Harmon?" " Peter..." " Lois, do you... see a wheelchair... under Mark Harmon?" " No." " No, you do not, because Mark Harmon is cool." "I know what you're thinking. "Peter, this is just like your Gil Gerard speech."" "And you can stop right in your tracks, because it is not." "Granted, it is similar to the Gil Gerard speech, but it..." "Peter, I like our restaurant the way it is, and if you don't, that's your problem." "Fine." "Then I'll deal with this myself." "All right, here they come." "Hey, Peter, we're here for dinner." "Oh no, you're not, Joe." "We have a new policy." "Can't you read the sign?" "Peter, what the hell is that all about?" "It's a message, Joe." "I don't want you and your kind eating here anymore." "You're ruining what was supposed to be a cool establishment." "Peter, you're one of my closest friends." "Are you... you telling me that you have a problem with me being handicapped?" "As a matter of fact, Joe, yes." "I think it's immoral." "It's a lifestyle choice you're forcing on America." "We handicapped are a proud people!" "Yeah, when you're not drinking and gambling on your reservations, which we gave you." "Fine, if that's the way you want it, but we're not going to go down easy." "Okay, that was easy." "But I'll be back with more handicapped guys!" "Dad, look!" "Here they come!" "Peter, we'll give you one last chance to let us in!" "What are you going to do, Joe?" "I'm up here." "And you're down there." "Very well, Peter, you leave us no choice." "Men, form up Crippletron!" "Help!" "Help!" "Somebody help me!" "Ben Stiller, help me." "No, Peter." "I heard what you said about my movies." "How did you hear?" "Hello!" "Go to hell, you mutant offspring of comedy people." "Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid he'll never walk again... without remembering how lucky he is that he'll only be in this wheelchair for two weeks." "That leg should heal up just fine." "Peter, you do realize you deserve this for the way you treated Joe." "I think you owe him an apology." "Are you kidding, Lois?" "It ain't my fault that him and all his gimpy friends don't fit in with regular society." "But I'm going to be different." "I'll be a dignified cripple, and I'll show them all how it's done!" "Don't wish it away" "Don't look at it like it's forever" "Between you and me" "I could honestly say" "That things can only get better" "And while I'm away" "Dust out the demons inside" "And it won't be long before you and me run" "To the place in our hearts" "Where we hide" "And I guess that's why they call it the blues" "Joe, uh..." " you got a minute?" " What is it, Peter?" "I, uh... just wanted to apologize." "I thought you and your friends were just a bunch of gross cripples, but I've been in a wheelchair for 45 minutes now, and I see how tough it is." "Well, Peter, it's been a rough week for both of us, but it means a lot to me to hear you say that." "So what do you say?" "Can we put all this behind us?" "I'd like nothing better." "Hey, Bonnie and I are watching Grey's Anatomy if you want to come in." "Oh, boy, Joe, I..." "I got to tell you, that... that... that sounds awful."

"Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean." "From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;" "whose misadventured piteous overthrows doth with their death bury their parents' strife." "The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love and the continuance of their parents' rage, which, but their children's end, nought could remove, is now the two hours' traffic of our stage." "Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean." "From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life." "A dog of the house of Capulet moves me!" "Pedlar's excrement!" "King Urinal!" "Go rot!" "The boys!" "The boys!" " The quarrel is between our masters." " And us their men!" "Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble!" "And I am a pretty piece of flesh!" "I am..." " Here comes of the house of Capulet!" " Quarrel, I will back thee." "I will bite my thumb at them, which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it." "Go forth!" "I will back thee!" " Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" " I do bite my thumb, sir." "Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?" " Is the law of our side if I say ay?" " No!" "No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir!" " Do you quarrel, sir?" " Quarrel, sir?" "No, sir!" "But if you do, sir, I am for you." "I serve as good a man as you." "No better?" "Here comes our kinsman." "Say better!" " Yes, sir, better!" " You lie!" "Draw, if you be men!" "Part, fools!" "You know not what you do." "Put up your Swords!" "What, art thou drawn among these heartless hinds?" "Turn thee, Benvolio, and look upon thy death." "I do but keep the peace." "Put up thy Sword, or manage it to part these men with me." "Peace?" "I hate the word... as I hate hell, all Montagues," " and thee." " Bang bang!" "Bang." " Come forth!" "Come!" " Wait!" "Come forth!" "From ancient grudge break to new mutiny..." "Do not proceed!" "Give me my Longsword, ho!" "Thou shalt not stir one foot to seek a foe." "Rebellious subjects, enemies to peace!" "Throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground!" "On pain of torture, from those bloody hands throw your mistemper'd weapons to the ground!" "Three civil brawls, bred of an airy word by thee, old Capulet, and Montague, have thrice disturbed the quiet of our streets." "If ever you disturb our streets again, your lives shall pay the forfeit of the peace." "O where is Romeo?" "Saw you him today?" "Right glad I am he was not at this fray." "Madam, underneath the Grove of Sycamore, so early walking did I see your son." "Many a morning hath he there been seen, with tears augmenting the fresh morning's dew." "Away from light steals home my heavy son, and private in his chamber pens himself, shuts up his windows, locks fair daylight out, and makes himself an artificial night." "Why, then..." "O brawling love, O loving hate!" "O anything of nothing first create!" "Heavy lightness, serious vanity." "Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms." "Black and portentous must this humour prove... unless good counsel may the cause remove." "So please you, step aside." "I'll know his grievance or be much denied." "Come, madam, let's away." "Good morrow, cousin." "Is the day so young?" "But new struck, coz." "Ay me, sad hours seem long." "Was that my father that went hence so fast?" "It was." "What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?" "Not having that which having makes them short." " In love?" " Out." " Of love?" " Out of her favour where I am in love." "Alas that love, so gentle in his view, should be so tyrannous and rough in proof." "Alas that love, whose view is muffled still, should without eyes see pathways to his will." "Where shall we dine?" "..this costly blood." "Never anger made good guard for itself." "The law hath not been dead..." "O me!" "What fray was here?" " Coz, I..." " Yet tell me not, for l've heard it all." "Here's much to do with hate, but more with love." "Why, then, O brawling love, O loving hate!" "O anything of nothing first create!" "O heavy lightness, serious vanity!" "Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms!" "Feather of lead, br..." "Dost thou not laugh?" "No, coz, I rather weep." "Good heart, at what?" " At thy good heart's oppression." " Farewell, my coz." "Soft, I will go along." "And if you leave me so, you do me wrong." "But Montague is bound as well as I, in penalty alike." "And 'tis not hard, I think, for men as old as we to keep the peace." "Of honourable reckoning are you both, and pity 'tis you lived at odds so long." "But now, my lord, what say you to my suit?" "But saying o'er what I have said before:" "my child is yet a stranger in the world." "Let two more summers wither in their pride ere we may think her ripe to be a bride." "Younger than she are happy mothers made." "And too soon marr'd are those so early made." "This night I hold an old accustom'd feast." "At my poor house look to behold this night fresh female buds that make dark heaven light." "Hear all, all see, and like her most whose merit most shall be." "Come, go with me." "Tell me in sadness, who is it that you love?" "In sadness, cousin, I do love a woman." "I aim'd so near when I supposed you loved." "A right good marksman!" "And she's fair I love." "A right fair mark, fair coz, is soonest hit." "Well, in that hit you miss." "She'll not be hit with Cupid's arrow;" "nor bide the encounter of assailing eyes, nor ope her lap to saint-seducing gold." "Then she hath sworn that she will still live chaste?" "She hath, and in that sparing makes huge waste." " Be ruled by me." "Forget to think of her." " Teach me how I should forget to think." "By giving liberty unto thine eyes." "Examine other beauties." "Why, Romeo, art thou mad?" "Not mad, but bound more than a madman is." "Shut up in prison, kept without my food, whipp'd and tormented." "Good day, good fellow." "I'll tell you without asking." "The great rich Capulet holds an old accustom'd feast." "A fair assembly." "Signor Placentio and his wife and daughters, the lady widow of Utruvio, and her lovely nieces Rosaline..." "At this same ancient feast of Capulet's sups the fair Rosaline, whom thou so loves, with all the admired beauties of Verona." "If you be not of the House of ¤ontague, come and crush a cup of wine¤" "Go thither, and with unattainted eye compare her face with some that I shall show, and I will make thee think thy swan a crow." "I'll go along, no such sight to be shown, but to rejoice in splendour of mine own." "Juliet!" "Nurse!" "Nurse, where's my daughter?" "Call her forth to me." "I bade her come." "God forbid!" "Julieta!" "Madam, I am here." "What is your will?" "O nurse, give us leave awhile." "We must talk in secret." "Nurse, come back again!" "I have remembered me." "Thou's hear our counsel." "Nurse, thou knowest my daughter's of a pretty age." "Thou wast the prettiest babe that e'er I nursed." "By my count, I was your mother much upon these years." "You are now a maid." "Thus then in brief!" "The valiant Paris seeks you for his love." "A man, young lady!" "Lady, such a man as all the world." "Why, he's a man of wax!" "Verona's summer hath not such a flower..." "Nay, he's a flower. ln faith, a very flower..." "Nurse!" "This night you shall behold him at our feast." "Read o'er the volume of young Paris' face and find delight writ there with beauty's pen." "This precious book of love, this unbound lover, to beautify him, only lacks a cover." "So shall you share all that he doth possess, by having him making yourself no less." "Nay, bigger." "Women grow by men." "Speak briefly, could you like of Paris' love?" "I'll look to like, if looking liking move." "But no more deep will I endart mine eye than your consent gives strength to make it fly." "Madam, the guests are come." "Go!" "We follow thee." "Juliet!" "Go, girl." "Seek happy nights to happy days." "You taffeta punk!" "Die a beggar!" "Ending up just another lost and lonely wife" "Young hearts" "Run free" "Never be hung up" "Like Rosaline and thee" "Nay, gentle Romeo, we must have you dance." "Not I. Not I, believe me." "You have dancing shoes with nimble soles. I have a soul of lead." "You are a lover." "Borrow Cupid's wings and soar with them above a common bound." "Under love's heavy burden do I sink." "Too great oppression for a tender thing." "Is love a tender thing?" "It is too rough, too rude, too boisterous, and it pricks like thorn." "If love be rough with you, be rough with love." "Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down." "Every man, betake him to his legs!" "Come, we burn daylight, ho!" " But 'tis no wit to go!" " Why, may one ask?" " I dreamt a dream tonight." " And so did I." " And what was yours?" " That dreamers often lie." "In bed asleep, while they do dream things true." "Then I see Queen Mab hath been with you." "She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes in shape no bigger than an agate-stone on the forefinger of an alderman, drawn with a team of little atomies over men's noses as they lie asleep." "Her chariot is an empty hazelnut, her waggoner a small grey-coated gnat." "And in this state she gallops night by night through lovers' brains, and then they dream of... love;" "o'er lawyers' fingers, who straight dream on fees." "Sometime she driveth o'er a soldier's neck, and then dreams he of cutting foreign throats;" "and, being thus frighted, swears a prayer or two, and sleeps again." "This is the hag, when maids lie on their backs, that presses them and learns them first to bear, making them women of good carriage!" "This is she!" "Peace, good Mercutio, peace!" "Thou talk'st of nothing." "True." "I talk of dreams, which are the children of an idle brain, begot of nothing but vain fantasy;" "which is as thin of substance as the air and more inconstant than the wind, who woos even now the frozen bosom of the north, and, being angered, puffs away from thence, turning aside to the dew-dropping south." "This wind you talk of blows us from ourselves!" "Supper is done, and we shall come too late!" "I fear, too early." "For my mind misgives some consequence, yet hanging in the stars, shall bitterly begin his fearful date with this night's revels, and expire the term... of a despised life closed within my breast... by some vile forfeit of untimely death." "But he that hath the steerage of my course direct my sail!" "On, lusty gentlemen!" "Thy drugs are quick." "I have seen the day that I could tell a whispering tale in a fair lady's ear such as would please." "Pride can stand a thousand trials" "The strong will never fall" "But watching stars without you" "My soul cried" "Heaving heart" "Is full of pain" "The aching" "Cos I'm kissing you" "I'm kissing you" "Madam, your mother calls!" "Touch me deep" "Pure and true" "Will you now deny to dance?" "A man, young lady." "Such a man!" "What!" "Dares that slave come hither to fleer and scorn at our solemnity?" "Now, by the stock and honour of my kin, to strike him dead I hold it not a sin!" "Why, how now, kinsman!" "Wherefore storm you so?" "Uncle, this is that villain Romeo." "A Montague, our foe." " Romeo is it?" " 'Tis he." "Content thee, gentle coz, let him alone." "I would not for the wealth of all this town here in my house do him disparagement." "Therefore be patient, take no note of him." "Uncle, I'll not endure him." "He shall be endured." "Go to!" "What, goodman boy?" "I say he shall!" "Go to!" "Uncle, 'tis a shame." "Make a mutiny among my guests?" "Did my heart love till now?" "Forswear it, sight." "For I never saw true beauty till this night." "Where are you now?" "Cos I'm kissing you" "I'm kissing you now" "If I profane with my unworthiest hand this holy shrine, the gentle sin is this." "My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand to smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss." "Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this." "For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss." "Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?" "Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer." "Well, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do." "They pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair." "Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake." "Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take." "Dave!" "Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged." "Then have my lips the sin that they have took?" "Sin from my lips?" "O trespass sweetly urged!" "Give me my sin again." "You kiss by the book." "Juliet!" "Madam, your mother craves a word with you." "Come, let's away!" "Is she a Capulet?" "His name is Romeo, and he's a Montague, the only son of your great enemy." "Away, be gone." "The sport is at its best." "Ay, so I fear." "The more is my unrest." "..a pretty piece of flesh!" "I am!" "My only love sprung from my only hate!" "Too early seen unknown, and known too late!" "Prodigious birth of love it is to me, that I must love a loathed enemy." "I will withdraw." "But this intrusion shall, now seeming sweet, convert to bitterest gall." "A pretty piece of flesh!" "I am!" "Romeo!" "Humours!" "Madman!" "Passion!" "Lover!" "I will conjure thee by Rosaline's bright eyes, by her high forehead and her scarlet lip, by her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh!" "O Romeo, that she were an open-ass and thou a poperin pear!" "He jests at scars that never felt the wound." "Romeo!" "Good night!" "I'll to my truckle-bed." "This field-bed is too cold for me to sleep." "But soft!" "What light through yonder window breaks?" "It is the east, and Juliet is the sun!" "Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, who is already sick and pale with grief that thou, her maid, art far more fair than she." "Be not her maid, since she is envious." "Her vestal livery is but sick and green, and none but fools do wear it." "O cast it off!" "It is my lady, it is my love." "O that she knew she were." "Ay me!" "She speaks." "Speak again, bright angel." "Romeo." "O Romeo!" "Wherefore art thou Romeo?" "Deny thy father and refuse thy name." "Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet." "Shall I hear more, or shall I speak at this?" "'Tis but thy name that is my enemy." "Thou art thyself, though not a Montague." "What's Montague?" "It is not hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face," "nor any other part belonging to a man." "O be some other name!" "What's in a name?" "That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet." "So Romeo would, were he not Romeo called, retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title." "Romeo, doff thy name;" "and for thy name, which is no part of thee, take all myself." "I take thee at thy word." "Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague?" "Neither, fair maid, if either thee dislike." "How camest thou hither, tell me, and wherefore?" "The garden walls are high and hard to climb, and the place death, considering who thou art." "With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls, for stony limits cannot hold love out, and what love can do, that dares love attempt." "Therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me!" "If they do see thee, they will murder thee." "I have night's cloak to hide me from their eyes." "But thou love me, let them find me here." "My life were better ended by their hate than death prorogued," "wanting of thy love." "Thou knowest the mask of night is on my face;" "else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek for that which thou hast heard me speak tonight." "Fain would I dwell on form, fain, fain deny what I have spoke." "But... farewell compliment." "Dost thou love me?" "I know thou wilt say "Ay", and I will take thy word." "Yet, if thou swear'st, thou may'st prove false." "O gentle Romeo, if thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully." "Lady, by yonder blessed moon I vow, that tips with silver all these fruit tree tops..." "O swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon that monthly changes in her circled orb, lest that thy love prove likewise variable." "What shall I swear by?" "Do not swear at all." "Or, if thou wilt, swear by thy gracious self which is the god of my idolatry, and I'll believe thee." "If my heart's... dear love..." "Do not swear." "Although I joy in thee, I have no joy in this contract tonight." "It is too rash, too unadvised, too sudden, too like the lightning, which doth cease to be ere one can say "lt lightens"." "Sweet, good night!" "This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, may prove a beauteous flower when next we meet." "Good night." "Good night!" "O wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?" "What satisfaction canst thou have tonight?" "The exchange of thy love's faithful vow for mine." "I gave thee mine before thou didst request it!" "Juliet!" "Three words, dear Romeo, and good night indeed." "If that thy bent of love be honourable, thy purpose marriage, send me word tomorrow, by one that I'll procure to come to thee, where and what time thou wilt perform the rite, and all my fortunes at thy foot I'll lay" "and follow thee, my lord, throughout the world." "Julieta!" "Ay!" "By and by, I come!" "But if thou meanest not well, I do beseech thee..." "By and by, I come!" "..to cease thy strife, and leave me to my grief." "Tomorrow will I send." "So thrive my soul." "A thousand times good night." "A thousand times the worse, to want thy light!" "Juliet!" "Julieta!" "Good night." "Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books;" "but love from love, toward school with heavy looks." "Romeo!" "What o'clock tomorrow shall I send to thee?" "By the hour of nine." "I will not fail. 'Tis twenty year till then." "Good night." "Good night." "Good night." "Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow." "Juliet!" "You and me always" "And for ever" "You and me always" "And for ever" "It was always you and me..." "Almighty is the powerful grace that lies in plants, herbs, stones, and their true qualities." "For nought so vile that on the earth doth live but to the earth some special good doth give." "And nought so good but strained from that fair use, revolts from true birth, stumbling on abuse." "Virtue itself turns vice, being misapplied, and vice sometime's by action dignified." "Within the infant rind of this weak flower... poison is resident... and medicine power." "For this, being smelt, with that part cheers each part." "Being tasted, slays all senses with the heart." "Two such opposed kings encamp them still in man as well as herbs, grace and rude will." "And where the worser is predominant, full soon the canker death eats up that plant." "Good morrow, Father!" "Benedicite!" "What early tongue so sweet saluteth me?" "Good morrow, Romeo." "Good morrow." "Young son, it argues a distemper'd head so soon to bid good morrow to thy bed." "Or if not so, then here I hit it right..." "Our Romeo hath not seen his bed tonight!" "The last is true - the sweeter rest was mine." "God pardon sin!" "Wast thou with Rosaline?" "Rosaline?" "My ghostly father, no!" "I have forgot that name, and that name's woe." "That's my good son." "But where then hast thou been?" "I have been feasting with mine enemy, where on a sudden one hath wounded me that's by me wounded." "Both our remedies within thy help and holy physic lies." "Be plain, good son, and homely in thy drift." "Riddling confession finds but riddling shrift." "Then plainly know my heart's dear love is set on the fair daughter of rich Capulet." "We met, we wooed, we made exchange of vow." "I'll tell thee as we pass, but this I pray, that thou consent to marry us today." "Holy Saint Francis!" "What a change is here!" "Is Rosaline, that thou didst love so dear, so soon forsaken?" "Young men's love then lies not truly in their hearts, but in their eyes." "Thou chid'st me oft for loving Rosaline." "For doting, not for loving, pupil mine." "I pray thee... chide me not!" "Her I love now doth grace for grace and love for love allow." "The other did not so." "Yes, she well knew... thy love did read by rote, that could not spell." "Maybe I'm just like my mother" "She's never satisfied" "¤or this alliance may so happy prove to turn your households' rancour to pure love." "This is what it sounds like" "When doves cry" "Come, young waverer, come, go with me." "In one respect I'll thy assistant be." "For this alliance may so happy prove to turn your households' rancour to pure love." "O let us hence!" "I stand on sudden haste!" "Wisely and slow." "They stumble that run fast." "Maybe I'm just too demanding" "Maybe I'm just like my father, too bold" "Maybe I'm just like my mother" "She's never satisfied" "Why do we scream at each other?" "Where the devil should this Romeo be?" "Came he not home tonight?" "Not to his father's;" "I spoke with his man." "Why, that same pale hard-hearted wench, that Rosaline, torments him so, that he will sure run mad." "Tybalt hath sent a letter to his father's house." " A challenge, on my life!" " Romeo will answer it?" "Any man that can write may answer a letter." "Nay, he will answer the letter's master, how he dares being dared." "Well, alas, poor Romeo, he is already dead!" "Stabbed with a white wench's black eye!" "Run through the ear with a love-song!" "The very pin of his heart cleft with the blind bow-boy's butt-shaft!" "And is he a man to encounter Tybalt?" " Why, what is Tybalt?" " More than Prince of Cats." "He is the courageous captain of compliments!" "He fights as you sing pricksong." "Keeps time, distance, and proportion." "He rests his minim rests." "One, two, and a third... in your bosom." "The very butcher of a silk button." "A duellist." "A duellist!" "A gentleman of the very first house, of the first and second cause." "The immortal passado!" "The punto reverso!" "The what?" "Here comes Romeo." "Ho-ho, taffeta punk!" "Signor Romeo, bonjour!" "There's a French salutation to your French slop." "You gave us the counterfeit fairly last night." "Good morrow to you both." "What counterfeit did I give you?" "The slip, sir, the slip." "Can you not conceive?" "Pardon, good Mercutio." "My business was great and in such a case as mine a man may strain courtesy." "That's as much as to say, such a case as yours constrains a man to bow in the hams!" " Meaning to curtsy?" " Thou hast most kindly hit it." " A most courteous exposition." " Nay, I am the very pink of courtesy." " Pink for flower?" " Right." "Why, then is my pump well flowered!" "O sure wit!" "Now art thou sociable." "Now art thou Romeo!" "Now art thou what thou art, by art as well as by nature!" "Here's goodly gear!" "God ye good e'en, fair gentlewoman." "I desire some confidence with you." "A bawd!" "A bawd, a bawd, a bawd!" "So ho!" "So ho!" "Romeo!" "Will you come to your father's?" "We'll to dinner thither." "I will follow you." "Farewell, ancient lady!" "Farewell!" "If ye should lead her in a fool's paradise, as they say, it were a very gross kind of behaviour, as they say." "For the lady is young and, therefore, if you should deal double with her, truly it were an ill thing, and very weak dealing." "Bid her to come to confession this afternoon and there she shall, at Friar Laurence's cell, be shrived... and married." "Love me, love me" "Say that you love me" "Fool me, fool me" "Go on and fool me" "Love me, love me" "Pretend that you love me" "O honey nurse!" "What news?" " Nurse!" " I am aweary!" "Give me leave awhile!" "Fie, how my bones ache!" "What a jaunce have I!" "Would thou hadst my bones and I thy news." "Come, I pray thee, speak!" "Jesu, what haste!" "Can you not stay awhile?" "Can you not see that I am out of breath?" "How art thou out of breath when thou hast breath to say to me that thou art out of breath?" "Is the news good or bad?" "Answer to that." "Well, you have made a simple choice." "You know not how to choose a man." "Romeo?" "No, not he." "Though his face be better than any man's, yet his leg excels all men's, and for a hand and a foot and a body..." "But all this I did know before." "What says he of our marriage?" "What of that?" "Lord, how my head aches!" "What a head have I!" "And my back!" "T'other side!" "Oh, my back!" "In faith, I am sorry that thou art not well." "Sweet, sweet, sweet nurse!" "Tell me, what says my love?" "Thy love says, like an honest gentleman, and a courteous, and a kind, and a handsome, and, I warrant, a virtuous..." " Where is your mother?" " "Where is your mother?"" "How oddly thou repliest!" "Your love says, like an honest gentleman, "Where is your mother?"" "God's Lady dear!" "Are you so hot?" "Henceforth, do your messages yourself!" "O here's such a coil!" "Come, what says Romeo?" "Have you got leave to go to confession today?" "I have." "Then hie you hence to Father Laurence' cell." "There stays a husband to make you a wife!" "Everybody's free to feel good" "To feel good" "Brother and sister" "Together we'll make it through" "Someday a spirit will take you and guide you there" "I know you've been hurting" "But I've been waiting to be there for you" "And I'll be there just helping you out" "Whenever I can" "Everybody's free" "These violent delights have violent ends." "And in their triumph die like fire and powder which, as they kiss, consume." "The sweetest honey is loathsome in his own deliciousness." "Therefore love moderately." "Romeo shall thank thee, daughter, for us both." "I pray thee, good Mercutio, let's retire!" "The day is hot, the Capels are abroad," "and if we meet we shall not 'scape a brawl, for now, these hot days, is the mad blood stirring." "We're the Caps!" "See?" "Thou art like one of these fellows... that, when he enters the confines of a tavern, claps me his Sword upon the table and says, "God send me no need of thee"." "And, by the operation of the second cup, draws him on the drawer, when indeed there is no need." "Yeah!" "Am I like such a fellow?" "Thou art as hot a jack in thy mood as any in Verona." "By my head, here come the Capulets." "By my heel..." "I care not." "Follow me close." "Gentlemen, good day." "A word with one of you?" "And but one word with one of us?" "Couple it with something." "Make it a word and a... a blow!" "You shall find me apt enough to that, sir, and you will give me occasion." "Could you not take some occasion without giving?" "Mercutio!" "Thou consortest with Romeo?" "Consort!" "What, dost thou make us minstrels?" "And thou make minstrels of us, look to hear nothing but discords!" "Here's my fiddlestick!" "Here's that shall make you dance!" "Zounds!" "Consort!" "Either withdraw unto some private place, or reason coldly of your grievances, or else depart." "Here all eyes gaze on us!" "Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze." "I will not budge for no man's pleasure, I." "Peace be with you, sir." "Here comes my man." "Mercutio!" "Romeo!" "The love I bear thee can afford no better term than this." "Thou art a villain!" "Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee... doth much excuse the appertaining rage to such a greeting." "Villain am I none." "Therefore, farewell." "I see thou knowest me not." "Boy, this shall not excuse the injuries that thou hast done me!" "Turn and draw!" "Turn and draw." " Turn and draw." " I do protest I never injured thee, but love thee better than thou canst devise till thou shalt know the reason of my love." "And so, good Capulet, whose name I tender as dearly as mine own... be satisfied." "Be satisfied." "O calm, dishonourable, vile submission!" "Thou art my soul's hate!" "Tybalt!" "You rat-catcher!" "Will you walk?" "What wouldst thou have with me?" "Good King of Cats, nothing but one of your nine lives!" "I am for you!" "Forbear this outrage, good Mercutio!" " Art thou hurt?" " A scratch, a scratch." "A scratch!" "Ay, a scratch..." "A scratch!" "Courage, man." "The hurt cannot be much." "'Twill serve." "Ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man." "A plague o' both your houses!" "They have made worms' meat of me." "A plague on both your houses!" "No!" "Why the devil came you between us?" "I was hurt under your arm." "I thought all for the best!" "A plague o' both your houses." "No!" "No!" "Come forth!" "Mercutio!" "No!" "Come, gentle night." "Come, loving, black-browed night." "Give me my Romeo." "And when I shall die, take him and cut him out in little stars and he will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun." "O, I have bought the mansion of a love but not possessed it;" "and though I am sold, not yet enjoyed." "So... tedious is this day... as is the night before some festival to an impatient child that hath new robes and may not wear them." "Mercutio's soul is but a little way above our heads, staying for thine to keep him company!" "Thou wretched boy shalt with him hence!" "Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him!" "Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him!" "Either thou, or I, or both, must go with him!" "I am fortune's fool!" "Romeo!" "Away, be gone!" "Stand not amazed!" "Away!" "Romeo!" "Tybalt!" "Where are the vile beginners of this fray?" "Benvolio, who began this bloody fray?" "Romeo he cries aloud, "Hold, friends!"" "Tybalt hit the life of stout Mercutio." "Tybalt here slain..." "Romeo's hand did slay." "Prince!" "As thou art true, for blood of ours, shed blood of Montague!" "Romeo... spoke him fair, could not take truce with the unruly spleen of Tybalt... deaf to peace." "He is a kinsman to the Montague." "Affection makes him false!" "I beg for justice, which thou, Prince, must give!" "Romeo slew Tybalt." "Romeo must not live!" "Romeo slew him." "He slew Mercutio." "Who now the price of his dear blood doth owe?" "Not Romeo, Prince." "He was Mercutio's friend." "His fault concludes but what the law should end - the life of Tybalt." "And for that offence immediately we do exile him." "Noble Prince..." "I will be deaf to pleading and excuses!" "Nor tears nor prayers shall purchase out abuses!" "Therefore use none!" "Let Romeo hence in haste!" "Else, when he is found, that hour is his last!" "Romeo is banished!" "Banishment..." "Be merciful, say death." "For exile hath more terror in his look, much more than death." "Do not say banishment." "Affliction is enamoured of thy parts, and thou art wedded to calamity." "Hence from Verona art thou banished." "Be patient, for the world is broad and wide." "There is no world without Verona walls." "Hence banished is banish'd from the world, and world's exile is death." "Then banished is death mistermed." "Calling death banished, thou cutt'st my head off with a golden axe and smil'st upon the stroke that murders me." "O deadly sin!" "O rude unthankfulness!" "This is dear mercy and thou seest it not." "Hence!" " I come from my lady Juliet!" " Welcome, then." "Where is my lady's lord?" "Romeo, come forth." "Nurse." "Ah, sir." "Death's the end of all." "Speakest thou of Juliet?" "Where is she and how doth she?" "And what says my concealed lady to our cancelled love?" "O she says nothing, sir, but weeps and weeps." "And then on Romeo cries, and then falls down again." "As if that name, shot from the deadly level of a gun, did murder her, as that name's cursed hand murdered her kinsman!" "I thought thy disposition better tempered." "Thy Juliet is alive." "There art thou happy." "Tybalt would kill thee, but thou slewest Tybalt." "There art thou happy." "The law that threatened death becomes thy friend and turns it to exile." "There art thou happy." "A pack of blessings light upon thy back." "Wherefore railest thou on thy birth, the heaven, and earth, since birth, and heaven, and earth, all three do meet in thee at once?" "Sir, a ring my lady bid me give you." "How well my comfort is revived by this." "Go." "Get thee to thy love, as was decreed." "Ascend her chamber, hence and comfort her." "Hie you!" "Make haste!" "But look thou..." "stay not till the watch be set, for then thou canst not pass to Mantua, where thou wilt live till we can find a time to blaze your marriage, reconcile your friends, beg pardon of the Prince," "and call thee back with twenty hundred thousand times more joy than thou went'st forth in lamentation." "Quick, hence!" "Be gone by break of day!" "Sojourn in Mantua!" "Farewell." "O God!" "Did Romeo's hand shed Tybalt's blood?" "O serpent heart, hid with a flowering face!" "Was ever book containing such vile matter so fairly bound?" "O that deceit should dwell in such a gorgeous palace!" "She'll not come down tonight." "These times of woe afford no time to woo." "Look you, she loved her kinsman Tybalt dearly." "And so did I." "Well, we were born to die." "I'll know her mind early tomorrow." "Tonight she's mewed up to her heaviness." "Shall I speak ill of him that is my husband?" "Ah, poor my lord, what tongue shall smooth thy name, when I, thy three-hours' wife, have mangled it?" "But whyfore, villain, didst thou kill my cousin?" "I will make a desperate tender of my child's love." "I think she will be ruled in all respects by me." "Nay, more!" "I doubt it not!" "But what say you to Thursday?" "My lord, I..." "I would that Thursday were tomorrow!" "Thursday let it be, then!" "Wife!" "Go you to Juliet ere you go to bed." "Tell her o' Thursday she shall be married to this noble sir!" "Wilt thou be gone?" "It is not yet near day." "I must be gone and live, or stay and die." "Yon light is not daylight;" "I know it, I." "It is some meteor that the sun exhales to light thee on thy way to Mantua." "Therefore stay yet;" "thou need'st not be gone." "Well, let me be taken." "Let me be put to death!" "I have more care to stay than will to go." "Come, death, and welcome!" "Juliet wills it so." "How is't, my soul?" "Let's talk." "It is not day." "It is..." "It is!" "Hie hence, be gone, away!" "O now be gone!" "More light and light it grows." "More light and light, more dark and dark our woes." "Madam!" "Your lady mother is coming to your chamber!" "Ho, daughter, are you up?" "Then, window, let day in and let life... out!" "Juliet?" " Think'st thou we shall ever meet again?" " I doubt it not." "Trust me, love." "All these woes shall serve for sweet discourses" " in our times to come." " Ho, daughter!" "Juliet!" "O God!" "I have an ill-divining soul!" "Methinks I see thee, now thou art so low, as one dead in the bottom of a tomb." "Adieu!" "O fortune, fortune!" "Be fickle, fortune." "For then I hope thou wilt not keep him long, but send him back." "Thou hast a careful father, child." "One who, to put thee from thy heaviness, hath sorted out a sudden day of joy, which thou expect'st not, nor I looked not for." "Madam, in happy time." "What day is that?" "Marry, my child, early next Thursday morn, the gallant, young, and noble gentleman, Sir Paris, at St Peter's Church, shall happily make thee there a joyful bride." "Now, by St Peter's Church and Peter too, he shall not make me there a joyful bride!" "Here comes your father." "Tell him so yourself." "How now, wife?" "Have you delivered to her our decree?" "Ay, sir." "But she will none, she gives you thanks." "I would the fool were married to her grave." "How?" "Will she none?" "Is she not proud?" "Doth she not count her blest, unworthy as she is, that we have wrought so worthy a gentleman to be her bride?" "Not proud you have, but thankful that you have." "Proud can l never be of what I hate!" "Thank me no thankings, nor proud me no prouds!" "But fettle your fine joints 'gainst Thursday next!" "Hear me with patience but to speak a word!" "Fie, fie!" "Stop it!" "Speak not!" "Reply not!" "Do not answer me!" "Husband, are you mad?" "Hang thee, young baggage!" "Disobedient wretch!" "God in heaven bless her!" "You are to blame, my lord, to rate her so!" "Peace, you mumbling fool!" "I tell thee what." "Get thee to church o' Thursday, or never after look me in the face!" "An you be mine, I'll give you to my friend." "An you be not, hang, beg, starve, die in the streets!" "Trust to 't." "Bethink you." "I'll not be forsworn!" "O sweet my mother, cast me not away!" "Delay this marriage for a month, a week." "Or, if you do not, make the bridal bed in that dim monument where Tybalt lies." "Talk not to me... for l'll not speak a word." "Do as thou wilt, for l have done with thee." "O God!" "O Nurse, how shall this be prevented?" "What say'st thou?" "Hast thou not a word ofjoy?" "Some comfort, Nurse!" "Faith, here it is." "I think it best you marry with this Paris." "O he's a lovely gentleman." "I think you are happy in this second match, for it excels your first." "Or, if it did not, your first is dead." "Or 'twere as good he were as living here and you no use to him." "Speakest thou from thy heart?" "And from my soul too;" "else beshrew them both!" "Amen." "What?" "Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much." "Go in and tell my lady I am gone, having displeased my father, to Friar Laurence to make confession and be absolved." "Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death." "Now, sir, her father counts it dangerous that she doth give her sorrow so much sway and in his wisdom hastes our marriage to stop the inundation of her tears." "Happily met, my lady and my wife." "That may be, sir, when I may be a wife." "That "may be" must be, love, on Thursday next." " What must be shall be." " Well, that's a certain text." "Come you to make confession?" "Are you at leisure, holy Father, now, or shall I come to you at evening mass?" "My leisure serves thee, pensive daughter, now." "Good sir, we must entreat the time alone." "God shield I should disturb devotion!" "Juliet, on Thursday early will I rouse ye." "Till then adieu, and keep this holy kiss." "Tell me not, Father, that thou hearest of this," " unless thou tell me how I may prevent it!" " It strains me past the compass of my wits!" "If in thy wisdom thou canst give no help, do thou but call my resolution wise." " And with this, I'll help it presently!" " Hold, daughter!" "Be not so long to speak!" "I long to die!" "I do spy a kind of hope, which craves as desperate an execution as that is desperate which we would prevent." "If, rather than to marry with this Paris, thou hast the strength of will to slay thyself, then it is likely thou wilt undertake a thing like death to chide away this shame." "And, if thou darest," "I'll give thee remedy." "No warmth, no breath shall testify thou livest." "Each part, deprived of supple government, shall stiff and stark and cold appear, like death." "Now, when the bridegroom in the morning comes to rouse thee from thy bed, there art thou dead." "Thou shalt be borne to that same ancient vault where all the kindred of the Capulets lie." "And in this borrowed likeness of shrunk death thou shalt continue four and twenty hours and then awake as from a pleasant sleep." "In the meantime, against thou shalt awake, shall Romeo by my letters know our drift." "And hither shall he come that very night to bear thee both hence to Mantua." "Take thou this vial, being then in bed, and this distilling liquor drink thou off." "I'll send my letters to thy lord post haste to Mantua." "Hello?" "What if this mixture do not work at all?" "Shall I be married then tomorrow morning?" " What, are you busy?" "Need you my help?" " No, madam." "We have culled such necessaries as are behoveful for our estate tomorrow." "So please you, let me now be left alone, and let the nurse this night sit up with you." "For I am sure you have your hands full all in this so sudden business." "Good night." "Get thee to bed and rest, for thou hast need." "Farewell." "God knows when we shall meet again." "Good night." "Romeo," "I drink to thee." "As the custom is, in all her best array, bear her to church." "And all this day an unaccustomed spirit li¤s me above the ground with cheerful thoughts." "I dreamt my lady came and found me dead and breathed such life with kisses in my lips that I revived and was an emperor." "Ah, me!" "How sweet is love itself possessed, when but love's shadows are so rich in joy!" "News from Verona!" "How now, Balthasar?" "Dost thou not bring me letters from the priest?" "How doth my lady?" "ls my father well?" "How doth my lady Juliet?" "For nothing can be ill if she be well." "Then she is well, and nothing can be ill." "Her body rests in chapel monument, and her immortal part with the angels lives." "I saw her laid low." "Pardon me for bringing these ill news." "Is it e'en so?" "Then I defy you, stars!" "Juliet!" " I will hence tonight." " Have patience!" "Leave me!" "Your looks are pale and wild and do import some misadventure." "Tush!" "Thou art deceived!" "Hast thou no letters to me from the priest?" "No matter." "Well, Juliet," "I will lie with thee tonight." "I will hence tonight." "Romeo is within Verona walls." "Fear comes upon me!" "O, much I fear some ill, unthrifty thing!" "The letter was of dear import!" "I couldn't send it, nor get a messenger to bring it there." "The neglecting it may do much damage." "Bring forth these enemies, Capulet and Montague!" "Let me have a dram of poison, such soon-speeding gear as will disperse itself through all the veins that the life-weary taker may fall dead." "Such mortal drugs I have, but Verona law is death to any he that utters them." "The world is not thy friend, nor the world's law!" "Then be not poor, but break it and take this!" "My poverty but not my will consents." "I pay thy poverty and not thy will." "Drink it off, and if you had the strength of 20 men, it would dispatch you straight." "There's my gold." "Worse poison to men's souls than these poor compounds that thou may'st not sell." "Romeo hath no notice of these accidents." "I will write again to Mantua." "Within the hour will the fair Juliet wake." "She stirs." "The lady stirs." " I do beseech you." " Live and be prosperous." "And farewell, good fellow." "Then I will leave thee." "Tempt not a desperate man!" "Hold!" "Hold!" "Hold!" "Once more I say to you, hold!" "My love..." "My wife..." "Death that hath sucked the honey of thy breath hath had no power yet upon thy beauty." "Thou art not conquered." "Beauty's ensign yet is crimson in thy lips and in thy cheeks and death's pale flag is not advanced there." "Dear Juliet, why art thou yet so fair?" "Shall I believe that unsubstantial death is amorous and keeps thee here in dark to be his paramour?" "Here." "O, here will I set up my everlasting rest and shake the yoke of inauspicious stars from this world-wearied flesh." "Eyes, look your last." "Arms, take your last embrace." "And lips..." "O you, the doors to breath,... seal with a righteous kiss... a dateless bargain to engrossing death." "Romeo..." "What's here?" "Poison..." "Drunk all, and left no friendly drop to help me after?" "I'll kiss thy lips." "Haply some poison yet doth hang on them." "Thy lips are warm." "Thus... with a kiss..." "I die." "See what a scourge is laid upon your hate, that heaven finds means to kill your joys with love!" "And I, for winking at your discords too, have lost a brace of kinsmen." "All are punished." "All are punished!" "A glooming peace this morning with it brings." "The sun for sorrow will not show his head." "Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things." "Some shall be pardoned, and some punished." "For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo."

"I am merely a businessman." "It would take an orator like the late, great Plegg himself to sing the praises of the late, great Plegg." "What Ferengi could resist owning some of the man that took a computer chip and turned it into the modular holosuite industry?" "A small piece of the man that brought holographic entertainment to remote parts of the quadrant, creating profit centres from societies that could barely afford to feed their people." "How much are you asking?" "As I was about to tell my good friend, just three strips of latinum." "And I'd be taking a loss at that price." "OK, for you, two strips." " Thank you very much." " Three strips?" " That's a fair price." " So you're interested?" "Humanoid death rituals are my interest." " Death rituals?" " Everybody needs a hobby." "Some species burn their dead, others pack them in blocks of ice." "Some even surround themselves with the company of family corpses." "But the Ferengi ritual of chopping up their loved ones and selling them... I find that irresistible." "I'm very busy." "What a distinguished way to honour the memory of great Ferengi entrepreneurs." "I might start a collection, put up a display case in my office." "There'll be a special space in there reserved just for you, Quark." "I'm sure." "You're serious?" "Have I ever not been?" " l'm curious about one thing." " What's that?" " How do I know it's Plegg?" " lt says so." "Isn't there a letter of authenticity?" "The seal of dismemberment is here." "What more do you want?" " l want Plegg." " You've got him!" " Not if he's alive." " Still alive?" " Still alive." " Plegg?" "I tracked him down and told him about your scheme." "He was amused." "I'm not." "Odo, I'm a victim here." "I bought these discs in good faith." "I have 5,000 pieces of Plegg in my storeroom." " Not Plegg." " Then who?" "Good question." "I demand an investigation." "You'll get one, I promise you." "Odo!" "Dr Mora!" "It's been too long." "You're looking well." "Why didn't you let me know you were coming?" "It was a last-minute arrangement." "The trip from Bajor takes five hours." "Can I get you something..." "Dr..." "Mora, was it?" "Yes, some Deka tea would be nice." "Haven't quite managed the ears yet, have you?" "Oh, no, but they're difficult." "is the suit part of you?" "And the boots?" "Here we are." "Nice and hot." "Thank you." "So you two seem to be old friends." "Dr Mora was assigned to me after I was found." "I was responsible for his development during his formative years." "So this is a family reunion?" "I had a hunch." " Odo's dad is always welcome." " He is not my..." "Odo is doing a wonderful job here on the station, if I may say so." "He's beginning a fraud investigation." "Quark!" "Excuse us!" "Of course." "The two of you have a lot of catching up to do." "If there's anything I can help you with, don't hesitate to call on me." " That was uncalled-for." " You don't know Quark." "He was trying to present you in a positive light to someone he thought was important to you" " and you responded with..." " Please!" " Having trouble with integration." " l integrate as much as I want to." "Define that." "As much as I want to means as much as I want to." "Quark is a thief, a con man..." "Nobody you'd want to know." "So tell me about this police thing you're involved with." " ls it working out?" " l enjoy my work as Chief of Security." "Chief of Security at a weigh station in space." "Don't you miss it, Odo?" " What?" " Our work." "Never." "I don't believe it." "I know you too well." "You were unhappy in the lab." "But the work, Odo, the work." "The exploration of you, what you are, where you came from." "That's never far from your mind, is it?" "That part of it...is true." "Good." "Because I came here counting on that." " See you later, Dad." " Hold on!" " l'm late." " For what?" "Nog." "My homework is done." "You've studied that entire Klingon opera?" "I'll ace the test, Dad." "This is about learning." "You can't appreciate Klingon opera by cramming the night before." "When will I use Klingon opera?" "Well..." "You don't know what you're going to be when you grow up." "You may want to be a musician or you may find yourself among Klingons in a job somewhere." " They wouldn't be singing operas." " lt helps to understand their culture." "When was the last time you listened to Klingon opera?" " When I was your age." " See?" "Yes." "Do you?" "Just because you suffered doesn't mean I have to." "Yes, it does." " Come in." " Dad!" "Nog has the same test." "Invite him over and you can listen to the Klingon opera together." "Please, Odo, sit down." "Commander, I'd like to request the use of a runabout." "Of course." "For what?" "Dr Mora Pol from the Bajoran Institute of Science has asked me to secure one from the Federation." " Why did he ask you?" " He worked with me when I got here." "If he went to the board of ministers it would take months, and he's anxious to investigate something in the Gamma Quadrant." "And, may I say, Commander, so am I." "You've gotten me curious, Constable." "is it a secret?" "No, but there isn't much to tell." "One of the Bajoran science probes recently scanned a planet about six light-years from the wormhole." "It picked up some very unique and familiar DNA patterns, patterns very much like my own, Commander." "Dr Mora thinks he may have discovered the origin of my people..." "Of me." "Being a scientist yourself, Lieutenant, you can appreciate the difficulty of our dilemma and the elegance of the solution." "When Odo was found, nobody knew who, or indeed what, we were dealing with." "A shapeless, viscous mass of fluid, a veritable organic broth." "That was our Odo." "When did you realise he was sentient?" "He didn't." "I had to teach him that myself." "It's true. lt's very true." "Tell her." "I had never seen anything like these creatures either." ""Seen" isn't an appropriate description." "He had no eyes." "I was describing it in simple terms." "He had never perceived anything like us before." "Go on." "I had to find some way to communicate, so I transformed myself into... lt was remarkable." "I would come into the lab, and Odo would be there resting in his liquid form in a Krokan petri beaker." "One morning Odo was gone." "The beaker was empty, but next to it was an identical beaker that had not been there before, a perfect replica in every way." "It was...amazing." "It hasn't been the same since you've gone, Odo." "Working with you has been the most rewarding part of my career." "We're approaching the planet." "Prepare to enter standard orbit." "Planet designated LS Vl." "lnitiating scans." "There's a lot of seismic activity, possibly volcanic in origin." "Moving into synchronous orbit." "Do the letters mean anything to you?" "No, I don't think so." "Judging by its position in the ruins, this pillar represented something important to the people who lived here." "Let's take it." "Computers on the station could decipher the inscriptions." "Where's Dr Weld?" "Dr Weld?" "Over here." "I think I may have found what we're looking for." " ls it carbon-based?" " No, silicate." "But vegetative, and very much alive." "Odo Junior, perhaps." "Computer, begin transport." "Computer, realign transporter." "Lock onto our combadges." "Stand by." "This way." " Ready for transport." " Computer, energise!" "They're stable for now." "Dax is in fair condition but the Bajorans are more seriously affected." "Maybe they inhaled more gas, or there may be something about Trill physiology." " And Odo?" " l'm fine." "The paralysing action occurred when the gas was inhaled, and since Odo doesn't have a respiratory system, he wasn't affected at all." "O'Brien has off-loaded their cargo." "Everything is in the science lab." "There are some organic specimens from that planet." "Maybe something there will help you figure this out." "Will he be all right?" "The molecule appears to have quite an unstable structure." "That might mean the effect is temporary." "I know how you feel, Constable." "Feel?" "About what?" "When my father became ill I can remember how weak he looked lying on the bed." "He'd been so strong, so independent." "It always seemed there was nothing that he couldn't do." "But in the end, I realised there was nothing that he could do and nothing I could do to help him." "I appreciate your thoughts, Commander, but Dr Mora is not my father." "The computer can't classify your new life-form." " Why?" " Whatever it is, it keeps changing." "It goes through a metamorphosis every time it reproduces, and it reproduces like crazy." "It multiplied so much I had to change containers." "I'll put it in a level-5 security field overnight." "I wish Dax were here." "How's she doing?" "Dr Bashir thinks she'll be fine." "Any idea what it is?" "I'm hoping it's a key, Mr O'Brien." "A key to my past." "Kira to Sisko." "Go ahead, Major." "Sorry to bother you, but we need you in the science lab." "I'm on my way." " Any signs of a break-in?" " No." "The security seal was in place when we got here." "Why would anyone want to steal that?" "You're suggesting the life-form itself did this?" "I don't know what did this." "Unless a tornado passed this way." "The room was locked, it's gone." "Constable, do a level-3 security scan." "Our scanners may not find it." "Its metamorphic qualities confuse the computer." " Run the sweep a few times." " Go to yellow alert." "Major, you could review the security camera records and the heat sensor readouts for the lab and the surrounding areas." "I'm detecting trace elements near the ventilation intake duct." "Our life-form may have gone this way." "Dr Bashir gave you permission to be up?" "He wouldn't listen and hid my clothes so I wouldn't leave." "I snuck out to my quarters in a hospital gown." " What did this?" " We think that life-form is responsible." " l don't believe it." " Find me a better theory." "Odo, Dr Mora would like to speak with you." "They said something happened in the lab." " The life-form sample is gone." " Gone?" " We're not sure how or why." " l want to help." "I know more about shape-shifters than anyone." "Anyone except me, and I'll run the investigation." "Besides we're not even sure it is a shape-shifting life-form." "Any metamorphic characteristics?" "It changed too fast for the computer to analyse." "Any indication of intelligence?" "Not unless you consider destruction of the lab an indication of intelligence." "It might be. lt might be." "Don't dismiss any possibility." "Dr Weld hasn't regained consciousness." "I feel responsible." "I'm sure Dr Bashir is doing everything possible." "The same trace elements are in the duct." "I'm following the trail." "Moving toward corridor 2-H." " Nothing is showing up." " l figured as much." "Did the security cameras give you anything?" "The security cameras stopped operating for 43 seconds at 0300 hours, five minutes, right when the alarm sounded." "Stopped?" "You mean someone turned them off." "More likely some kind of power interruption." "It might have affected the security field around the life-form, too." "Do the lab's heat sensors show any thermal deviation?" "Almost a six degree increase during the 43 seconds." " But then back to normal after that?" " Affirmative." "We may be dealing with an entity that absorbs low frequency R-F energy." "It might be feeding off our power." "An energy drain should show up on our scans." "Yeah, that's true, Constable." "I don't get it." "Maybe this thermal deviation was a result of..." " Chief?" " Hold on, I hear something." "We've got your position." "Nothing else is showing up near you." "I definitely hear something ahead." "Can you hear it on the comm line?" "No." "It almost sounds like..." "I can't describe it." "I'm moving in closer." "If you run into my wife, don't mention I did this." "Move some backup to the nearest corridor." "Security to core section, level 4, corridor 2-H." "She'll ask me how my day was and I'll say, "Fine, honey." "How was yours?"" "I don't think she wants to know the truth." "So I do us both a favour and... lt's a structural breach." "O'Brien, report." "I'm OK. I'm fine." "I think I found our missing life-form." "Except it isn't a life-form anymore." "It's dead." "Station log, stardate 47391.7." "Engineering crews have been working for over 15 hours searching conduits." "There have been no additional incidents and no further evidence of the alien life-form has been found." "With this cellular structure the life-form would have needed more carbon dioxide than we have." " lt couldn't survive here." " That's my analysis." "Do you still think this life-form was capable of destroying the lab?" "That's not impossible." "The environmental impact might have taken time to set in." "I'd like to get Dr Mora's opinion." "He should be up in the morning." "Feel like getting a raktajino?" "My replicator or yours?" "I was thinking more of the Promenade." "I knew that." "Thanks. I've got things to wrap up around here." "Sleep tight, Julian." "She enjoys it." "She actually gets some kind of perverse pleasure out of it." "And one of these days I'm going to stop chasing her... and then we'll see." "Emergency." "Emergency!" "Intruder alert." "It happened so quickly." "I'm sorry I can't tell you more about it." "It was behind me and then it was gone." "But it was big, very big." "How badly did you injure it?" "I don't even know if I injured it at all." "I hit it with a laser scalpel in the arm or the leg or the tentacle." "Then it was gone." "It appears that our life-form has survived and grown into something interesting." "Did you notice anything when you entered the room, anything out of place or unusual?" "Was it unusually warm, perhaps?" "Now that you mention it, it was warm in here." "Another thermal distortion." "Did you try the lights, Doctor?" "No. I didn't want to disturb the patients." "Let's check the R-F energy flow to the infirmary." "We might find a power interruption." "No blood or fluid traces, but there is a trail of an organic residue." " Enough to test?" " We'll see." "Sisko to ops." "Restrict nonessential personnel to their quarters and go to red alert, Major." "Dax may give us a way to track this thing." "I suggest we close down the Promenade." "I'll give the order, Constable." " "Constable"?" " lt's a nickname that I barely tolerate." "It's an expression of affection that you find difficult to accept." "You know, that was a remarkable display back there." " Display?" " Yes, you were very careful, attentive." "I was doing my job." "The scientific method and police method have a lot in common." "Perhaps they do." "In science we look for the obvious." "If something looks too good to be true it isn't true." "If there is more to something than meets the eye, there usually is more." " That applies to investigation too." " You do it very well." "I'm very proud of you, Odo." "Do you know that?" "Huh." "Anything?" "The computer's having trouble breaking down the DNA chains." "What about this pillar?" "Did the computer decode the encryptions?" "No luck there either." "The computer's having a bad week." "We have limited data for the Gamma Quadrant." "I have to close the Promenade." "Call me when you have something." "Wasn't that pillar over here before?" "I had it moved." "Have you compared this new organic strain to the life-forms we brought back?" "Enough to know they're not the same." "It might be interesting to see if there are any commonalities at all." "Let me run a cross-tabulation analysis." "It should only take a few minutes." "Do you know Odo well, Lieutenant?" "He keeps to himself a lot." "I'm not surprised." "I never realised till I actually saw him... how much I miss him." "We didn't part on very good terms and..." "So I've heard." "He wanted to leave and we still had so much to do." "But I wonder if he wasn't right to go after all." "He's come so far." "He's an invaluable man around here." "I never thought he could do it, integrate successfully." "He was so ill-prepared to be on his own." "I was sure he'd come back." "I told him when he left he'd come back, and all these years I was so certain that eventually he'd show up at the lab." "I guess I'd better get used to the idea he's not going to." "Here we are." "Which one's this?" "That's from the infirmary and this is from the planet." "But it went through several metamorphoses." "It's not the same entity." "The nucleotide sequences are entirely different." " Some metachromic similarities." " Yes...on a most basic level." "At best, they could be distant cousins." "The computer's broken down the DNA chain." "I can see if it matches up with any other life-form." " How long would that take?" " Two, three hours maybe." "Let me know." "Dr Weld has regained consciousness." "It looks like he'll be fine." "That's a relief." "You don't seem relieved." "You can tell that just by observing me." "The tone of my voice, my eyes, my body movement?" "Yes." "You are truly a remarkable life-form, Odo." "But there is so much about you we still don't understand." "What are you getting at, Doctor?" "The computer has broken down the DNA chain from the sample we found in the infirmary." "Dax is running an analysis of it now." "But I already know what it is." "I've seen it before." "The organic sample... lt's from you, Odo." "The destruction in the science lab occurred at 0300 hours, five minutes." "The attack in the infirmary occurred at 19:35, roughly 16 hours apart." "is your rejuvenation period still 16 hours?" "I was in my pail during both attacks." "But were you?" "I don't think so." "I think you've been placed in the ironic position of having to track down yourself." "How could this be?" "Has anything like this occurred before?" " No!" " Are you certain?" "Yes, I'm certain." "There would have been incidents." "Any unsolved crimes on the book?" "There are always unsolved crimes." "Then the possibility exists." "I do not commit criminal acts!" "It is not in my nature!" "Isn't it?" "Maybe it was the gas on the planet." "It affected you." "It must have affected me." " That's it." " Worth an investigation." " Dr Bashir..." " Dr Bashir will not understand this." "Except that you have turned into a thing that tried to kill him." "What do you think they'll do with you?" "They won't know what to do!" "They'll put you in a prison or quarantine you on an asteroid in the Gamma Quadrant." "Odo, they'll put you in a zoo!" "I don't...believe that." "You don't know them." "What humanoid have you been able to trust, except me?" "What makes you think I trust you?" "I resent that. I really do." "After all the time I invested in you, after the education and attention I gave you." "You would not be here if it weren't for me." "I gave you more than anyone in my life!" "You were my life!" "And then you walked away." "And now you don't trust me." "Fine." "Put yourself in their hands." "You always had to learn the hard way." "I... am not going back to the centre with you." "Why?" "We'll work through this together." "We'll solve it together like we used to." "No!" "I have a power failure in security, Commander." "Sisko to Odo." "Sisko to Odo." "All deputies report to the security office." "Possible intruder." "I'm tracking it." "We have a power drain above the security office." "We might slow it down by shutting off the power to the entire core section." "Do it." " Where did it come from?" " Security to ops." " Go ahead." " There's no one here." " No sign of Odo?" " 'No.' l can help you with that, Major." "The creature you're after is Odo." "There must have been a reaction to the volcanic gas on the planet." "is there any way to communicate with him?" "It's not Odo, really." "It's separate and independent from the Odo we know, and yet it's aware of me." "How can you know that?" "The incident in the science lab." "I believe that was an attempt to rescue the life-forms I placed in containment." "The second encounter occurred in the infirmary where l was asleep." "The third happened a few minutes ago when we got into a heated discussion in security." "Even the constable himself would arrive at the same conclusions given the evidence." "On some instinctual level... the creature is familiar with me." "You might even conclude it has hostile intentions toward you." "It had occurred to me." "The power shut-down is complete, Commander." "Odo, or whatever it is, has stopped moving for the moment." "Based on your knowledge of its behaviour, can we set up a forcefield to hold him?" "We could reverse polarity on the energy fields." " lt's only a guess." " Set it up on the Promenade." "I want a lot of room." "Major, station security teams along the perimeter." "How will we get him out of the conduits?" "We could use some R-F energy bursts to attract him." "There's only one way that you'll attract that creature into your trap." "It's me it's after." " Mr O'Brien?" " Our plan seems to be working." "He's following my trail of energy crumbs directly toward you." "On my signal, open the conduit and let him in." "We don't know which vent he'll come through." "Hopefully the one over there." "If not, there are 17 others he might choose." "We're not stationing officers near them." " We don't want to scare him." " l understand." "Just get him to the forcefield." "We'll do the rest." "Phasers are to be set on maximum stun." "If Dr Mora is in jeopardy I'll open fire." "They'll follow my lead." "If doesn't bring him down immediately, we set phasers to kill." " Commander..." " l know, Major." "Those are my orders." " Mr O'Brien, we're ready." " Releasing the conduit seal." " Dr Mora, did you hear that?" " Ready and waiting." "What are you waiting for?" "I'm here." "And I'm not going anywhere." "I've done it to you again, haven't I, Odo?" "Made you a prisoner?" "Dear God, what have I done?" " Mr O'Brien, drop the forcefield." " Aye, sir." "We have a lot...to talk about." "I won't try and explain what happened to you because I haven't got the vaguest idea." "But with Dr Mora's help we've eliminated all traces of the gas from your cellular structure." "I prescribe rest because it's hard to go wrong with that one." "Otherwise, there's not much more I can do for you." "Thank you, Doctor." "I'm going home." "Dr Mora... I want to be sure you understand... I had no idea." "You had to speak in a voice loud enough for me to hear." "I'm...sorry." "I'm sorry it was necessary." "I would like... in a very small way... to be part of your life again, your life here on the station." "From time to time, we could talk about things that matter to you...to us." "I'd like that."

"[ baby cries ]" "Stop it!" "I told you stop it." "Stop it, I said!" "Make him stop it." "[ baby cries ]" "What happened, Alice?" "What happened?" "We're all going to die." "Bring those pump lines in here now!" "Come on, move it!" "That's it, laddies!" "Some of the lads down below say they got water in their rooms." "You can't take that seriously." "Somebody's making it up." "Yeah, well, I'm not waing around to find out." "Where you going?" "I'm gong up." "Up out of the damp, thank you." "My God." "Water." "There's bloomin' water coming in!" "[ knock on door ]" "ALICE:" "Mr. Allison?" "Sir, there's something wrong!" "Another nightmare." "She's having another nightmare." "Oh, that girl." "I tell you, Hudson... [ knocking ]" "Mr. Allison!" "I'm coming." "The baby." "What about the baby?" "There was a scraping sound, and it woke him up, and I got him quiet, but there's some kind of trouble with the boat, sir." "The engines have stopped." "You hear it, Hudson?" "I hope you're satisfied." "We've probably stopped for the night because of ice." "It's nothing to be concerned about." "We hit something, sir." "I felt it." "I felt it in my bones." "It was like in my nightmares." "Stop it, Alice." "Now." "I mean it." "This boat's unsinkable." "Nothing is wrong." "Yes, sir, But I fel" "But, sir..." "You're too soft-hearted with that girl." "When we arrive in New York, she goes." "[ faint thudding and creaking ]" "Ship is going down." "People screaming." "Bodies floating in the water." "Chairs, tables... and a baby." "A dead baby in a cold water, night dress round his head." "I seen it." "She has taken damage along 300 feet of her starboard side." "Oh, my God." "You have broken one of the cardinal rules of safety." "Never turn over broadside to danger." "Had we struck the berg head on, only one compartment would've been flooded." "I thought I could avoid hitting the berg altogether, sir." "And not only did you stop your engines, you reversed them!" "She would've turned much more quickly the greater her forward motion!" "Yes, but the watertight doors were closed immediately after impact." "The compartments behind them were sealed." "These watertight bulkheads go up only to "E" deck." "The weight of the water in the bow will pull her down by the head." "This ship can't sink." "This ship has about 2 hours." "The lifeboats." "We have lifeboats." "We must launch them at once." "Get everyone off the ship." "That won't be entirely possible." "Of course it's possible!" "We must begin immediately." "You may recall that we have precisely the number of lifeboats required by the british board of trade-- seats for 1,200 people." "There's over 2,000 people board this ship." "2,230... souls!" "I cannot allow this." "Mr. Ismay..." "It was under your directive that we were traveling through an ice field at the arrogant speed of 21 knots!" "I'm the master of this vessel, and I have been too complacent." "Captain Smith, a general distress over the wireless should be sent immediately." "Mr. Murdock." "Sir." "See that the passengers are roused." "Mr. Lightoller, organise the crew to uncover the boats." "It would be best, sir, if we didn't give any indication to the crew or the passengers as to the seriousness of the situation." "Yes, quite so." "We don't want to... start a panic." "Yes, quite-- quite so." "[ steam blows ]" "Shut her down!" "Shut down those pilots!" "Shut it down right now!" "The captain requests all passenger to report to the main deck at once." "Now, there's no cause for alarm." "Dress warmly and please bring your life jackets." "Please report to the main deck at once." "[ knock on door ]" "Mr. Allison!" "Sorry to disturb you, sir." "What's going on?" "It's impossible to get a night's sleep." "What's that noise?" "What is it?" "The captain requests all passengers to report to the main deck." "Dress warmly." "What is it?" "What did he say, Hudson?" "Just stay here." "I'll go up on deck and find out what's going on." "No, don't leave us here alone!" "Get ahold of yourself." "I'll come right back." "But he said to get dressed." "I don't know what to do." "I don't want to wake up the babies in the middle of the night." "Perhaps you should get dressed?" "Oh, Hudson, then it's true!" "Alice was right!" "Calm down." "Just get dressed." "To be on the safe side." "I don't know what to put on." "What should I wear?" "I had on my-- my black tweed this afternoon." "Warm." "Just dress warm." "Alice, help me!" "[ steam blows ]" "What is that?" "They're releasing the excess pressure from the boilers." "Please bring your life jackets." "They're not actually going to put us in lifeboats, are they?" "No, no, but put on your life preservers just as a precautionary measure." "They're on top of your armoires." "Dress was warm as you can, darling." "Why, if there's really no danger?" "Just do as they ask." "Put on a few layers and a warm coat." "I'll meet you upstairs in 10 minutes." "Henry, what's the truth?" "I don't know any more than you do, sir." "I'm just doing what they tell me." "[ sighs ]" "You look fagged, Evans." "18-hour shift, lad." "What have you got tonight?" "Oh, just the Titanic sending off a batch of messages to cape grace." "Could be interesting." "Do you mind if I listen for while?" "Have at it." "How is your morse coming?" "I've figured out the odd letters, even get the gist of it sometimes." "Well, I'll see you in the A.M." "Prepare to call for assistance." "We've struck an iceberg." "These are the coordinates." "Yes, sir." "Which I call should I send, sir?" "The international call for help" "C.Q.D. come quickly." "Distress." "Just that." "Aye, sir." "Oh!" "I'd hate to be in the captain's shoes when he tells Astor and these rich mucky-mucks they're going to be a week late getting to New York, eh?" "[ sending message ]" "Power ran out." "I'm too tired to wind it up tonight." "I'll do it in the morning when I've got more strength." "Good night, mate." "Throw the covers back." "Smartly, there!" "Don't take over in folds!" "This is no joke." "Don't you know what to do here?" "Roll." "Osa?" "Is that you, Osa?" "[ crying ]" "Come on." "Follow me." "We've got to get up to the boat deck." "Hey, what's the matter with you?" "Come on." "What the bloody hell?" "Don't ask me questions." "Ask nothing." "Don't touch me." "Look, Osa, I'm trying to help you." "I don't want help from any man." "I'm not just any man." "Leave me alone." "I don't know what's happened, but you have to listen to me." "You've got to come up with me to "A" deck where it's safe." "CLARINDA:" "My girl?" "There's Osa!" "Look at this!" "I knew no good would come out of you!" "What have you done to her?" "I found her!" "I would never hurt her!" "Take the children down to the common room and find your father." "She's been beaten!" "And Lord knows what else!" "The crew come down here helping themselves, touching the girls and saying bad words." "They think we're weak because we're people of God." "Maybe they never heard of God's vengeance." "But report this to the captain, I will!" "The captain don't quite have the time right now to be hearing complaints." "Now's the moment, lad." "It couldn't be better." "I can't come now." "She's hurt." "Something's happened." "I can't get it out of her." "Let her people take care of her." "We have work to do, you and I." "Are you, uh, coming, then, Mr. Dickie?" "Get her in some warm clothes." "He has a hold on you." "Look, I'll be back." "Just stay with the Jacks." "Stay with them until I get back." "Where do we go?" "What do we do?" "Do you people understand anything?" "Go to the common area and wait for instructions." "Come on!" "Watch out for her." "I'll be back." "You can't count on him." "Not a man like that." "Oh, my girl." "[ crying ]" "You're locking it?" "Just trying to keep things orderly." "Looks like they're loading up the lifeboats." "I never imagined this in my wildest dreams." "People leave their staterooms in a panic." "We go in and clean up after them." "But what about the people down here?" "Come on!" "Time is money!" "This way." "Hold up." "Everything will be all right." "Captain Smith, may I have a word with you, sir?" "I'd appreciate a true appraisal of our situation." "We've been damaged... badly." "How badly?" "The ship has a couple of hours." "This information must not be circulated for obvious reasons." "Are they any rescue ships on the way?" "So far we have been unable to contact any vessel near enough to help us in time." "It is imperative that we get the women and children into the lifeboats." "You might want to see to Mrs. Paradine." "Of course." "Without delay." "Mr. Park." "There are lifeboats for only half of those on board." "I see." "Thank you for your candor." "Godspeed to you, Captain." "And to you, sir." "We'll see you later." "[ whirring ] [ wireless transmission ]" "Titanic... is that you?" "Did you ever get your traffic from cape grace?" "Some bloody fool is asking about our passenger mail!" "Come at once!" "We've struck a berg." "It's a C.Q.D." "We're sinking." "Tell your captain..." "We've only got an hour." "[ knock on door ]" "What in the name of heaven?" "It's the Titanic, sir." "She's struck an iceberg." "She'll sink within an hour." "Dean, turn the ship around immediately." "North-northwest." "Aye, Captain." "Are you certain of this message?" "Absolutely, sir." "Folks won't survive 20 minutes in this freezing water." "Send word to Captain Smith we're coming fast as we can." "Ohh... even at full steam, it'll take 4 hours to reach her." "Where is my husband?" "Where is he?" "Here, ma'am, drink this." "You have to get dressed." "My babies." "I can't put my babies into a lifeboat." "It's freezing." "It'll be fun!" "Now we'll get to go on a boat!" "STEWARD:" "Everyone up on deck, ma'am." "I'm coming!" "I'm coming as fast as I can." "Did you pack the children's things, Alice?" "The nappies and the warm leggings and the baby's milk cup and his teething ring?" "Don't be scared, Lorraine." "We'll take some sugar water, all right?" "There's no time, ma'am!" "We have to go!" "I can't!" "I can't go without my husband." "I'm not leaving without my husband." "Alice?" "You get Lorraine, ma'am." "We're going to drown!" "Wait!" "We must wait for my husband!" "Alice?" "Come back here!" "Come back here right now!" "You must have the cotton for Trevor's little ear, and you don't have the sugar water!" "Are we going to drowned, Mommy?" "Oh, no." "Of course not." "No, it's nothing but a drill." "It's just some kind of a drill." "Oh, poor darling little girl." "People, please listen to your instructions." "This group will be in boat 4, and this group will be in boat 8." "They will be ready momentarily." "The important thing is to keep warm." "Here." "Here." "Glad I grabbed these on the way up." "Hey, put on that life vest." "It doesn't do much for a lady's figure, but-- hey!" "No room for luggage, buster." "Leave everything." "I even left a wad of money rolled up in a pair of french bloomers." "Hand-embroidered, but what the hell?" "Darling, you look so grave." "Aren't there enough boats?" "No." "They're taking women and children first as a precautionary measure." "Then I'll wait and go when you do." "You have to get on with the other women." "We'll be together in a few hours." "In heaven or in hell?" "STEWARD:" "We'll be ready in just a moment." "I want to know the truth." "We have about an hour before this ship sinks." "I'll take you to a lifeboat and find you later." "In a few hours we'll be having breakfast on some freighter." "Is that a promise?" "Now, ladies and gentlemen, would you all please line up by the door?" "And please keep order here." "That is the main thing." "MAN:" "Are there any more women here?" "Yes, come on, ladies." "Do you know what this is about?" "Some minor damage." "They're just taking precautions." "You!" "It was that woman Alice Cleaver." "She has the Allison baby." "Get ahold of yourself, Mrs. Miller." "She's obviously helping them with the children." "We have an emergency." "Locked!" "They bloody locked us up down here!" "Where are all the bloody Stewards?" "Go back." "Go back the way we come." "Everything will be all right when we get to America." "Everything will be all right once you're baptized in the Lord's church." "I'll never be baptized." "Of course you will." "Of course." "We'll not let an iceberg stop us." "We will not." "I am damaged goods." "Oh, my Lord, girl." "You can't give up because some bloody bully forces himself on you." "Do you think God will hold you accountable?" "He tests us, in every way." "Fight the good fight of faith." "Do you think Clarinda Jack goes down with a whimper?" "Clarinda Jack goes down with a sword." "Listen!" "The water's ankle-deep in some of the cabins in the front!" "Nobody tells us what to do." "Aye." "We laid eyes on one of the Stewards." "He said an officer was coming." "Where the hell is he?" "We're locked up down here!" "We must wait." "Clarinda, play some music." "We must keep calm, keep our spirits up." "Show the children what courage is." "# Seems like only yesterday #" "# I sailed from out of cork #" "# I wandered off from Erin's Isle #" "# And landed in New York #" "We've gotta keep the wood away from the fire!" "Shut those dampers now!" "Close the main lock!" "Any response?" "No." "The ship seems to have stopped for the night, like we have." "Well, alert me of any changes." "I'll be resting on the chart room settee." "Keep a lookout." "You heard the old man." "He'll want to know if she comes any closer." "Just what I've been longing to do, wake him up." "Look what I found." "It's so dark down there." "It looks so cold." "Oh, it'll only be for a few hours." "There's ships on the way here right now." "I would just feel better if we were together." "So would I, but the captain was adamant, and I gave him my word." "To Bolivia." "We will get there, won't we?" "Next year we'll be sitting on our Terrace in La Paz, looking down on all the red-tiled roofs, with Claire, too." "There's something I must tell you about Claire." "I love her." "Without even knowing her, I love her." "Almost as much as I love her mother." "Think of the stories we can tell her." "We'll look back on this as a... real adventure." "It's got everything." "Action... danger... romance." "We'll brag about this to our grandchildren." "Grandma and grandpa... were on the Titanic." "[ splash ] [ splash ]" "STEWARD:" "Move it, everybody." "Move it along." "Come on." "Come on." "We haven't got all day." "That's it." "Isn't that lovely?" "Music to drown by." "Aye." "So, what's the happy news from the bridge?" "Oh, it looks grim, Phillips." "We're sinking." "They'll start loading folks in the lifeboats soon." "So, any word from the Carpathia?" "They're hours away, but still our best bet." "I'm sending out the new signal, S.O.S." "Might be our last chance to use it, eh?" "Yeah, right." "What a sorry sight that'll be, eh?" "I mean, the classiest ship ever built towed in by a rust bucket." "God." "Pumps can't see to handle it, Captain!" "We need light, Chief, and power for the wireless." "We'll try, Captain!" "Well, do what you can." "Mr. Allison." "Mr. Allison?" "Now, don't you be afraid." "Alice is here." "I ain't going to let nothing happen to you." "Not this time." "Why isn't this lifeboat being filled?" "Nobody said to load the boats." "See here." "Get back with the other passengers!" "I am the chairman of this bloody shipping line." "I want these people aboard this boat immediately." "What became of the boat assignments, Mr. Lowe?" "Nobody ever had any boat assignments, sir." "Hurry." "If it is serious, we must make sure to get on a lifeboat." "We'll take this one." "I'm frightened." "Stop whining and get in the boat, Lulu." "I'm sorry, ma'am, but no dogs." "And women only right now, sir." "What are you saying?" "Nobody's going to tell me to leave Charlie." "That's the orders, ma'am." "Your husband will have to wait behind." "I'm not talking about my husband." "I'm talking about Charlie." "I'm not going to leave my helpless little dog on a sinking ship." "Come on, Lulu." "You can't let these few women go alone." "You heard me." "No men, no dogs." "Charlie will sit right here, thank you." "Please, right this way." "Watch your step." "Right this way." "Please, watch your step." "We can't fill these boats to capacity, sir." "65 people, and they'll buckle under the weight." "I say lower them half-filled." "We can load more people down there from the gangways." "No, no, no." "Too dicey." "How long do you think they would last if they went into the drink?" "My God, man, that water's 28 degrees." "Better to take that risk than to kill them right off, sir." "You men know how to row?" "Think so, sir." "Good." "Then you're in command of this boat." "Stand by the aft gangway and be ready to receive more passengers." "Now, are there any more ladies before this boat goes?" "Me, sir." "Me and my baby." "Yes, yes, of course." "Let one of the men hold your baby while you get in." "I'll take him." "Yes, yes." "Sweet baby." "Just till I get on the boat." "I don't want no strangers holding my boy." "WOMAN:" "It's only supposed to be ladies and children!" "Don't let him on!" "All right, men." "Let's go." "Come on." "Everything will be all right, folks." "[ chains pull ]" "[ music plays ]" "Sir, we've spotted what looks like a steamer maybe 10 miles off." "Splendid." "Has she acknowledged you?" "No, sir, not yet." "Well, keep signaling." "Tell her we're the Titanic." "We're sinking." "Come at once." "If she's answering, I sure enough can't tell." "Aye, she's too far away." "She can't see us." "Any response, sir?" "No." "No response." "I thought I saw something, but... it was only her masthead light flickering." "Fire some rockets." "Yes, sir." "Lower away!" "Lower away!" "If you get the hell out of the way, they'll be able to do something." "You're not going fast enough!" "If they go any faster, they'll drown the whole lot of them!" "Do you know who I am?" "I don't care if you're the bloody prince of wales!" "You move back, or I'll knock your teeth down your throat!" "Don't you point your finger at me, young man." "Couldn't have asked for more." "They sent me down here to lock up all the staterooms to prevent looting." "We got enough." "Haven't even started yet." "I saved the purser's office till last." "People won't have time to get stuff out of the safe." "What about the people downstairs?" "I told them I'd be back." "Plenty of time to be a hero, sunshine." "Plenty of time." "Yeah, but all hell has broke loose." "They're firing rockets." "Garw!" "How lovely!" "The key fit perfect." "Ahh." "Fortune smiles." "An act of God, that's what I say." "What do you say?" "I say we start worrying about how to get off this damn boat." "Ha ha ha!" "It's white." "They're supposed to be red for "distress."" "It's all we have, sir." "Well... keep firing them... every 5 or 6 minutes." "There are only 7 left in the crate." "Then fire them all... until they're gone." "Yes, sir." "Have a look at her now." "MAN WITH BINOCULARS:" "Another rocket." "How many is that now, 3?" "A ship's not going to fire rockets at sea for nothing." "Maybe they're in some sort of distress." "Uh, thanks, mate." "So kind of you." "[ telephone rings ]" "What do you want?" "It's groves, sir." "That's ship's firing rockets. 3 so far." "Are they... private signals?" "He's asking if they're private signals." "Fisherman's flares?" "No." "Just tell him the rockets are white." "Uh, Captain, all we know is the rockets are white." "Try the lamp again." "If you get a reply, let me know." "Sir." "Get your coats." "We have to hurry." "Trevor-- she took Trevor." "Alice took him." "What?" "She's crazy." "You knew it, and you let her stay." "Bess, stop." "Stop right now." "Where did they go?" "Where did she take him?" "How should I know?" "She ran out into the hall and all those people, and I couldn't leave Lorraine, and I didn't know where you were." "You just left us!" "You let her take the baby?" "She grabbed him!" "I couldn't stop her." "You weren't here." "It's not my fault." "We don't have time for this." "Get your coats and go up to the boat deck." "Where are you going?" "I'm going to find Trevor." "I'll meet you up on the boat deck." "Bess, you have to be strong now." "We both must be strong." "Our baby." "I'll find him." "I swear to God, I'll find him." "All right, Lorraine, come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Everything will be all right, Mommy." "Don't worry." "Oh." "Oh." "[ alarm sounds ]" "Chief, we're going to lose another generator." "Well, cut them all." "Right, sir." "Stop the fans, anything non-essential." "At all costs, lads, we've got to keep the lights and the Marconi going." "[ glass shatters ]" "Carry on, lads!" "Keep the water out of that boiler!" "Full wide open!" "Out of the question." "Lock the guns back in the safe." "I can't have you shooting my passengers." "You'd rather they'd drown?" "That's quite enough, sir." "We've too few men to control a mob, should it come to that." "Just-- just keep in mind that a number of our passengers are very influential people." "Just remember that." "I... can't be responsible." "So don't offend anyone in first class by blowing their brains out." "Mr. Lightoller..." "Here." "Take it." "That's it." "That's it." "Sit down, please." "Don't be scared." "These boys know what they're doing." " OK." " That's right." "You're going, too." " No, no, no." " come along." "I'm going-- No, take your hands off me!" "Aah!" "No!" "Nobody tells Molly Brown what to do." "You rotten scrubs." "Captain Smith's going to hear about this." " Sit down, madam." "Please be still." " Oh, you shut up." "Stand alongside." "Be ready to take on additional passengers." "[ women sobbing ]" "My wife is in a delicate condition." "May I accompany her, please?" "No, sir, Mr. Astor." "No man is allowed on this boat or any of the boats until the ladies are off." "The number of the boat, so I can look for her later." "4, sir." "Don't make me leave you." "Nonsense." "I'll be on a later boat." "Don't worry." "SAILOR:" "OK, ma'am, watch your step now." "Look after her, please." "All my life, Mr. Astor." "All my life." "SAILOR:" "No, sir." "Let's go." "The boy cannot go." "Of course he can go." "He's only 13." "Blast." "No more boys." "SAILOR:" "Mind where you step." "Here." "No." "Here, Sofia." "Take it." "You'll need it." "Ida, take your place." "We've been living together for many years." "Where you go, I go." "I don't think anyone would object to an old gentleman like Mr. Strauss going with his wife." "I won't go before the other men." "I will not be separated from my husband." "What am I to do with you?" "Ha ha ha." "Will you look at this-- a diamond tiara." "And it's a beauty, too, Mr. Dickie, just like I promised." "D-Down there in steerage" "What if they can't get out in time?" "They could drown." "Can't save the world, lad." "Not likely." "How do I look?" "We'll cozy our way onto one of the boats." "W-we'll be taking spots meant for women and children." "Some poor cows and their mangy kids down in steerage." "They'll never know the difference." "I don't think I could live with myself, taking a woman's spot on the boats." "Have you gone daft?" "I don't think I could live with myself if I didn't try to help." "There, take it." "It's yours." "I'm not going." "Have you senses left you?" "The people down there in steerage" "I can't just leave them there." "They don't know where to go." "There's the Jacks and Osa." "[ snickers ]" "You're worrying about your little peach, aren't you?" "More like a sack of potatoes, if you ask me." "Don't worry." "They'll get them up here in plenty of time." "You can have your turn on her." "Mind you, there's been a long line of 'em before you." "You dirty beggar." "Aah!" "Ow!" "It was you!" "You're the one!" "What did you do to her?" "What did you do?" "Unh!" "She was begging for it!" "No!" "Aah!" "Crash your skull wide open, have I the mind." "But I've got more important things to do." "You're a dead duck, anyway, laddie." "Aah!" "Give it up, boy!" "You're going down with the ship." "[ groaning ]" "Well... in that case," "I ain't going to be needing no tiara!" "Save yourself, boy." "Save yourself!" "JAMIE:" "Hey, out of my way." "Are the women and kids still here?" "Aye." "They come and took a group of 25." "They said they were coming back for more, but we all want to go now." "Hey, get your flock." "Follow me." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Hey, we have to hurry, get you out of here." "It's too late." "No." "They're still loading women and kids." "You went with him." "Yes, but I came back." "Look, I told you, I can change." "And I'm here now." "I don't want to live anymore." "What happened to your faith?" "Your courage?" "There is no God." "I look for him, and there is no God." "I never felt like this about nobody in my whole life." "There has to be a God." "He brought you to me." "Come on." "Excuse us." "Hey, excuse me." "Please, let us through." "I can't open the gate without orders." "My God, man," "I've got to get this woman on a boat." "Look at her." "She's been hurt." "All right, women and children." "Go with the sailors." "Go... now while you've got a chance." "I'll find you." "How?" "We need you with us." " Wha" " That's all for now." "Let them through." "He's got children." "He's got to get his kids safe on a boat." "Hey, let my wife through." "And my children!" "It's all right, Billy." "We'll stay together as a family." "I'll be back... to get you through." "Don't worry." "Come on." "Let us through!" "Hey, you'll have a peach orchard in Minnesota, and you'll have your whole family from Denmark." "I'll bet you even become a nurse." "Go on." "Careful with her." "SAILER, TO CROWD:" "Do as you're told!" "If I get out of this alive," "I'll find you." "I swear I will." "We need help, man." "Can you work a davit?" "Y-yes, sir, I can try." "Good." "Come on." "SAILOR:" "What are you doing, sir?" "Uh, let her through." "I'll take it." "SAILOR:" "Ladies first!" "SAILOR:" "Stay back there!" "There's nothing but women and children in this boat." "Mr. Lowe, take an oar." "No, sir, not me." "Get into the blasted boat." "That's where you're needed most right now." " But, sir" " That's an order." "There aren't enough boats." "I'm an excellent swimmer, remember?" "Wynn, I can't go without you." "Yes, you can." "One foot in front of the other." "Think of Claire." "Tell me about her again." "She's smart, very smart." "She rides with her father." "Tell me about her horse." "It's an indian paint." "She calls him patch." " I'm trying honestly I am." " Keep moving." "Coming through." "We don't have much time." "Go." "Just get into the boat." "Wynn, I can't leave you." "You couldn't abandon your daughter." "We both knew that deep down." "We had a few days." "That's all there was." "Please don't say that." "Now!" "You must go now." "Get into the boat." "Claire is waiting for you." "Wynn, she's yours." "Claire is our daughter." "Please forgive me." "I love you." "[ people screaming ]" "Believe in the Lord, my friend." "You must be strong." "SAILOR:" "Come on." "Hurry and get on there now." "I've lost my baby." "Sir, can you help me?" "I've-- sir, I've lost my baby." " Can you help me?" " Bess!" "Bess!" "I can't find my baby, my little boy." "I can't find him." "I-- have you found him, Hudson?" "I'm sorry, darling, not yet." "I'm not leaving this ship without my baby." "Of course not, Bess." "We won't go without him." " [ rocket fires ]" " Look." "Look at the lights." "Pretty lights." "That's the last of the rockets." "Why don't they respond?" "Damn their eyes!" "Are they all dead?" "A ghost ship?" "We can see them, are they all asleep?" "Shut down their wireless?" "What?" "Never mind anymore." "Go help with the boats." "Stay back." "Everyone must stay back." "Everyone, back away." "Unh!" "Unh!" "Aah." "No!" "No!" "Don't you see?" "I got to get back." "The Jacks-- unh!" "I got to... help." "Please stand back." "Stand back." "Stand back." "Women and children." "Ladies." "Any more ladies?" "SAILOR:" "Come on, keep it orderly." "Hurry." "Come on." "MAN:" "Let 'em through." "[ speaking italian ] [ speaking italian ]" "No, Papa, no." "[ speaking italian ]" "[ speaking italian ]" "Ciao, Bella, ciao." "Ti amo." "To amo, caro, ti amo." "Can't we let the father go?" "No." "Look at the man... sitting there, just like that." "It's shameful." "Where's my baby?" "There's no more time." "We have to leave." "There's water coming up the stairway." "I can't leave without him." "Bess, listen to me." "We have to get Lorraine on a lifeboat." "Do you understand?" "We will stay and look for Trevor, but we must get Lorraine on a lifeboat." "Oh, yes." "Of course..." "We must get Lorraine on a lifeboat." "Move away." "Move away." "Move it." "Aah!" "[ woman sobbing ]" "Aw, now, my dear." "Well, we must demand our money back." "Absolutely." "Every penny." "SAILOR:" "Please, ma'am, steady with the oars." "Well done!" "They're bonny lads, still at their stations." "Aye." "Gentlemen... to you." "To you." "Yes." "Gentlemen, all drinks are on the house." "I'd ask for ice, but this is ridiculous." "Cheers." "[ wireless beeps morse code ]" "Gentlemen, you have done your duty." "You can do no more." "Now it is every man for himself." "That's the way it is in times such as these." "I release you." "Abandon your cabin." "Save yourselves." "Right away, sir." "He's right, Phillips." "The power's almost gone." "Phillips, you're talking to yourself, mate." "Guess we'll get to see a big part of the world tonight, eh?" "They say it's 3/4 water." "Hey!" "Blimey!" "You've killed him." "Well, he didn't deserve to die like a sailor." "Come on." "Mr. Lightoller, let's get these people on quickly, please." "Where do you think you're going?" "Where's our boat at?" "You can't come up here." "This boat is full." "What about the rest of these lads?" " This boat is full." "Now get back." " Sod that!" "I'll shoot the next man who moves." "Damn you." "Well, gentlemen..." "I suppose it's every man for himself." "Mr. Murdock!" "Oh, my God..." "Why have you deserted us?" "Open the bloody gates!" "I told you, first class only." "This way." "SAILOR:" "Man the lifeboats." "That's all, gentlemen." "You've done yourselves proud." "MAN:" "Stay with me." "Stay with me." "Be british!" "Men!" "Be... british." "Captain, you have to help us." "We must have this ship completely searched." "We've lost our baby." "You're still here?" "My wife refuses to leave the ship until we find our son." "Well, what about this child?" "I'm going on a lifeboat." "I'm going to see to that now." "I'll get her into a boat with a responsible person." "There are no boats." "Oh, my God!" "My babies!" "There has to be something, a collapsible." "You have to help us." "Gods, Captain, please help us." "I'm sorry." "There's nothing I can do." "[ sobbing ]" "Doctor, have some of the mates bring a dozen heavy deck chairs below." "Equip them with heavy bindings." "We may have a few hysterics with which to contend." "And see to getting some ice and canvas bags." "Put them in the cargo bay, for the dead." "Iceberg ahead." "Port around 10 degrees." "Maintain your speed." "Porting 10 degrees." "Eyes ahead, lads." "We'll do neither the Titanic nor ourselves any good if we succumb to her same fate." "Perhaps it would be prudent to stop." "We do not have the luxury of prudence." "Cut off all heat and hot water." "Route every ounce of steam into the engines." "We must go faster." "Aye, sir." "SAILOR:" "Stay clear." "That's the way." "They told us to wait near the ship for survivors." "When the ship goes down, she'll take everything with her." "All those people." "The Jacks." "We still have room on this boat." "Trust me, ma'am, we'll go back, all right?" "We just have to wait a bit until things calm down." "There are going to be hundreds of people trying to get on this little boat." "We'll end up saving nobody." "We can't leave all those people." "[ people screaming ]" "God be with you!" "Will you not try and save yourself, sir?" "There is a line of oftern quoted in the newspapers" ""God himself... cannot sink this ship."" "But... she was appropriately named." "The titans dared to challenge the gods, and for their arrogance... they were cast down... into hell." "Forgive me." "[ explosion ]" "Papa, where's our boat?" "We will ask the man that very thing now, won't we?" "It's frightfully cold." "Now, we must keep buttoned up and stay close together." "What have I done?" "It is a cruel joke... to have left our lives in Dorchester... for this." "We've never shrunk from danger or hardship." "We've always met it head on." "You're a good man, Black Billy Jack." "You're honest." "You're hardworking as the day is long." "And you can be tender, too, and I love you for it." "Look." "Have you even seen so many stars?" "GIRL:" "Must be a million." "A billion trillion." "Look, love." "Our father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name." "Thy kingdom come, they will be done, on Earth as it is in heaven." "Ma!" "Pa!" "Ma!" "Pa!" "[ wailing ]" "[ screaming ]" "Now." "We must go back now, before they're all gone." "Do you hear me?" "Please, sir, we must go back." "Yes, all right." "We'll go back." "Let's go." "You fools!" "They'll drag us under!" "They'll swamp us!" "You?" "He's an animal!" "He forced me!" "She's crazy!" "Shut up!" "Bitch!" "LOWE:" "Don't let her drown!" "Leave me be!" "All of you, get back in your places." "And calm down now!" "Get back in your places, all of you!" "You're lower than an animal." "Animals wouldn't do this to their own kind." "LOWE:" "Do you hear me, miss?" "Can you hear us?" "!" "Sit down!" "Do you see me?" "Reach for the oar, ma'am!" "I said, sit down!" "Arrgh!" "Jack Phillips!" "Wireless operator!" "Anyone seen Phillips?" "We've got to paddle away before it pulls us under." "Get back!" "Get away!" "No!" "There's no more room!" "Stop!" "You'll founder us!" "Stop at once!" "Yes, sir, Mr. Lightoller." "Keep your wits about you!" "Now spread out!" "Even the load!" "Hang on, old man." "[ groaning ]" "Who is it?" "[ gasping ]" "Somebody in the water." "They're all around us." "Take one, and you've got 'em all." "Too many here as it is." "We'll go under." "Somebody... help me here." "Help me get her in the boat!" "Ooh!" "Me arm!" "Aah..." "I think it's broke." "Here." "Take hold of my hand." "Take hold of my hand." "I'll bring you in." "Never fear." "I've got you." "[ straining ] [ gasping ]" "We made it." "Just hold on." "I never knew nobody good like you." "Nobody in my whole damn life." "But if I get through this..." "Jamie Purse is gonna be a different man." "Just hold on and don't let go." "[ groaning ]" "There's one thing I know." "I love you." "You're bloomin' outta your head, mate." "You're bloomin' outta your head, mate." "Where is she?" "Osa!" "You was here, I know you was!" "I could feel you." "It was no dream." "Ah!" "Osa!" "Sir... hodo you think it happened to them?" "I would not venture a guess." "E.J. Smith is the finest master in these waters." "Maybe nobody can master the sea." "CREWMAN:" "Ice ahead!" "Take us around at my direction." "Aye, sir!" "At your direction." "How long can they last in that cold water?" "Not long." "A few minutes, perhaps." "An easy death." "I don't know if there is such a thing." "Over there!" "I think I hear someone." "Where?" "It's too late." "They're all dead." "We came too late." "Everyone, carefully lean your weight to counter the swell." "Keep it balanced and stay alert." "Sir... another's died over here." "Can we... can we push him off the make too, sir?" "Can you see who it is?" "The bloke from the wireless, sir." "Phillips, isn't it?" "He only wanted to see the world, sir." "Cover him with something... and see if you can't keep him..." "with us." "A light!" "Pipe down." "Nothing but a shooting star." "Bull puckey." "It's a flare." "Look!" "Another one!" "It's a ship!" " I see it." " She's right." "Come on!" "Two to an oar!" "I'm not gonna die on some rotten little boat!" "No quiero morir." "Mi familia, no quiero morir." "No, honey!" "Honey!" "Calm down." "Calm down." "Calm down." "Listen, there's help comin'." "There's a ship not far from here." "They didn't spot the bloody rockets." "Do you think they'll see small boats low in the water?" "So we'll row to them, won't we, ladies?" "Come on, two to an oar." "You sit here." "Hey, you're a strong cuss." "You can surely help." "Come on." "[ shivering ] T-t-too cold." "Can't move." "Oh, you're trembling' like an aspen." "Here." "Take this." "I'll have none of this." "Sit back down again." "I'm in charge here." "Blasted female!" "Any closer, and I'll toss you overboard." "[ women murmuring ]" "Now come on." "On the beat." "1... 2... 1... 2..." "They don't see us." "Well, let's make them see us!" "Come on!" "Wave those lanterns around!" "Find some towels or some blankets." "We can put them on the oars, and we can set those ablaze." "And, people, shout!" "Shout as loud as you possibly can!" "Come on!" "We're over here!" "[ all shouting ]" "Come on!" "Come on!" " We're over here!" " We're over here!" "MAN:" "Sit still." "Sit still!" "MAN 2:" "Look to the slack on the line!" "MAN 3:" "Pull!" "[ sobbing ]" "This is your baby, ma'am?" "Of course." "What do you think?" "What is your name?" "Uh, Jane." "Ah..." "Jane Andrews, is it?" "And me baby." "Right." "I'm Ismay." "I'm..." "Ismay." "This is the R.M.S. Carpathia." "I'm Captain Arthur Rostrand." "Fifth Officer Lowe, sir." "[ clears throat ]" "My... ship foundered at 2:40 this a.m." "we struck an icebergs at 11:40." "How many people were left aboard?" "Hundreds." "Hundreds." "Perhaps a thousand." "Perhaps more." "[ sobs ]" "They've all gone down with her, sir." "Do you understand?" "They're just gone." "Go below, lad." "Get yourself warm." "Yes, sir." "I'm Ismay." "Yes, sir." "The crew will take you below, get you some soup, something hot to drink." "I do not want anything." "Please" "I'd be much happier if you just left me alone." "Get me to a room..." "where I can be quiet." "I wish you would." "Mr. Stevenson." "Take Mr. Ismay to my quarters." "Is he... alive?" "I don't know." "Could it be... my husband?" "This is Wynn Park." "Mr. Wynn Park." "He needs some dry clothes, um, a blanket, um... and something hot to drink, some soup or..." "He needs a doctor." "Is there a doctor?" "Isabella..." "Oh... darling..." "You're so cold." "You're so cold." "He needs to see a doctor immediately." "Will somebody please get me a doctor?" "He's-- he's an excellent swimmer." "He said he'd get to me no matter what happened, and he did." "Madam..." "I'm afraid" "Please." "Don't say anything, because I don't want to hear it." "We're going to La Paz." "We're going to sit on our Terrace and look down on the red-tiled roofs." "Wynn... just breathe, darling." "Just show them you can breathe, darling." "Just breathe." "Just-- just breathe a little bit." "Just-- just breathe." "Please, ma'am, let me help you." "No!" "Please let me go." "He needs me." "Isabella..." "There's nothing you can do, anybody can do." "Mr Park is... gone." "He's gone." "Then everything is gone." "Everything." "Oh, my darling." "Oh... [ sobs ]" "We won't find anyone still alive out there." "Plot a course for New York." "The women on deck, have the crew take them below." "As soon as we depart, they're going to realize they're widows." "Yes, sir." "Please go to the captain." "Tell him the ship can't leave yet." "Madam" "You don't understand." "My husband is still out there." "He-- he may be on a raft, trying to get to us." "Mrs. Astor, we've searched the water." "There are no more survivors." "I'm sorry." "Isabella..." "MRS. FOLEY: $300,000... in securities." "My entire paris wardrobe." "12 pairs of shoes, good shoes." "2... 3..." "Your dog?" "!" "Don't give me that look." "He sat on my lap." "And Mr. Foley?" "Whose lap did he sit on?" "How many people were in your boat?" "How many people?" "!" "20!" "30!" "I don't know." "We had no room." "There was room for 65." "I lost everything, too." "Look at me!" "I am a sight." "Not even any... face powder." "What about you?" "A healthy young man like you, whose seat did you take?" "It was an accident." "I" " I fell... from the davit." "How convenient." "It's true!" "God knows I don't deserve to be here." "I'd give my life to save one of them lost." "I'm sorry." "I don't deserve to be here either." "Excuse me." "Have you seen this girl" "E-excuse me." "I'm looking for this" "I-I'm looking for this girl." "Osa Ludwigsen." "Danish." "A-and the Jack family." "Have you seen any of 'em?" "I-I'm looking for this girl, long blond hair." "I'm sorry." "I can't help you." "Osa!" "I've been looking-- you're all right!" "I wouldn't have left him if I'd known there weren't enough boats." "I, uh-- excuse me, ma'am." "I" " I thought you were somebody else." "I'm sorry, ma'am." "I" "He was wearing a red hat..." "Oh!" "Doc wants to take me leg." "Says it's frostbite." "Not gonna left him, though." "I'm not about to lose her, eh?" "No, eh?" "I just gotta keep it moving." "MOLLY BROWN:" "Hey!" "Hey, can you give me a hand here?" "Yoo-hoo!" "Over here!" "Yes, ma'am." "Gotta get some soup into this gal, or she's never gonna make it." "Here." "Come on." "Hold her up for me?" "Osa... is it you?" "It-- it happened, didn't it?" "You came to me in the lifeboat." "I was tryin' to keep you from fallin' back in the water, but I closed my eyes for a second, and when I opened 'em, you was gone." "Honey, you was dreamin'." "She was pushed out of the boat." "Mrs. Paradine and Officer Lowe pulled her out of the drink." "Jamie." "It's a miracle." "Is there a God after all?" "Yes, and he wants you to drink this soup." "Here." "You got to get some nourishment." "Go on." "The Jacks?" "I haven't found them yet." "Not even the children?" "Not even the children." "All those people... they're gone." "Good people." "And look at me." "A common thief." "Why am I still here?" "What kind of God would permit that?" "What's the reason?" "Maybe there is not such a thing as a reason." "Accept it... the gift." "A chance to start over." "We know that there's hell... so could there be heaven?" "Mrs. Paradine, you must come down below." "It's cold." "The ocean's so big, isn't it?" "And it makes one feel so small, so, uh... insignificant." "Maybe it's just to remind us that someday... someday we'll all die." "Yes." "A ship of widows." "It's good, ma'am, that we don't know how things is gonna end in the beginning, or we'd never make the journeys that we were meant to take in this life." "The journeys that..." "Make us who we are." "You're a good way, Officer Lowe." "I guess... what I want to say is that I" " I think you're a good sailor." "And I thank you." "[ ship's horn blows ]" "Look this way, please!" "Mrs. Brown, over here." "Oh." "Mrs. Brown, you came through." "Well, the Titanic wasn't unsinkable, but I am." "How do you feel about the white star line?" "In Leadville, Colorado, where I come from," "Mr. Ismay would be hung up on the nearest pine tree." "Did you lose much?" "Everything I own's at the bottom of the sea, but don't mention it." "The real shame is those lifeboats left half-empty!" "Mrs. Brown, what are your plans?" "I'm thinkin' of running' for the senate." "Hell, I survived this." "I could survive politics." "[ reporters chuckle ]" "It's clear that John's sons won't be coming for me." "Of course they will." "So many people out there." "What about you, Isabella?" "Eddie will come, won't he, in spite of the wireless?" "No." "No." "He's a very proud man." "I was going to set the world straight... and I only succeeded in hurting two more people." "My husband and my little girl." "He'll let you see Claire, won't he?" "I don't want to think about that." "I guess I'm at his mercy." "I recognized her from the picture I'd seen in the London newspaper." "Alice, now, we know who you are." "Give the baby to Mr. allison's brother here." "They'll take good care of him." "I saved him." "Yes, you did, but he's not your child." "Come on, now." "This way!" "This way!" "Alice, you risked your life to save this baby, is that right?" "I risked my life." "Alice, we understand what you've been through, but can you give us a little smile?" "For the camera, Alice." "A pretty girl like you?" "You're a real hero, Alice." "Am I?" "Your courageous story's gonna be in papers all over the country." "Is that so?" "Do you have anything to say to the people of America?" "His mother, she give him to me." "She knows that a strong girl I am." "And the ship was going down, and there was walls of water rushing down the hallway." "And she knows she can... trust me to keep him safe." "I saved him." "They're here." "John's sons, I can see them." "They're here to meet me after all." "It will be all right, Madeleine." "I know it will." "Thank you, Isabella... for giving me for this." "Goodbye, Madeleine." "Heh." "No more sea voyages for me." "I figure I beat the odds this time." "I'm not gonna be testing fate again." "Are you still going to Californy?" "Actually..." "I was thinking about, uh..." "Minnesota." "I don't know maybe I should join the church." "I don't think you'd really like that." "I just want to be with you." "Start a life with you, a better life." "Maybe it's waiting for us in Californy." "No, no." "Osa, I don't want you givin' up your dream." "Well, you have a dream, too." "About pictures in a box?" "They have nurses and teachers in Californy." "Peach trees, too." "And oranges." "Oranges as big as grapefruits." "And we'll grow 'em in our own backyard." "And I'll pick one for you every morning for breakfast." "How's that?" "GIRL:" "Mama!" "Mama!" "Over here!" "Mama!" "Mama!" "Excuse me." "Oh!" " Oh!" " Mama!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my baby." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my beautiful little girl." "I love you." "Ohh!" "Thank God you're home safe." "Thank God!" "Eddie..." "Eddie, the wireless..." "I'm" " I'm sorry." "What wireless?" "I" " I sent you a wireless?" "I have to explain." "I never got any wireless." "Anyway, it doesn't matter." "Nothing else matters except... you're home." "Yes, you're right." "I'm home." "Captioned by Grantman Brown"

"You'll be spending a lot of time in here." "This is gonna be your room." "There's some kind of animal being de-liced or something." "Compression chamber." "That's your crib." "It's hermetically sealed." "And this is your paint color." " What color is that, hon?" " Jamaica Bay Blue." "Jamaica!" "And there you are." " Hi." " Yes, hi." "And there's your dad, who's playing with his new toy instead of helping me paint." "Sorry." "I can help." " Yeah?" "Come on." " If I wasn't..." "If I wasn't filming I would help." "Go and get the other ladder." "Yeah, you should have a real ladder." "That's..." "You know." "All right, that's a..." " Who's that?" " Oh, it's my sister." "She's here to check out the nursery." " Oh, Daniel, this is gorgeous." " Yeah?" "This is so gorgeous." "I love it." "I love the blue." "I'm glad y'all went with that." "It's much better than the green." " How are you feeling?" " All right." "You know, I think I'm okay." " How is he?" " Oh, he's doing so good." "He's kicking and, like, swimming." " I feel like he's swimming." " Hey, little fella!" " What did you say?" " It's Hunter." " No!" "Tyler." "It's Tyler." " I like that." " It's Tyler Hunter." " It's..." "I like..." "I like both." "I don't wanna choose." " I'm not gonna get into this." " You have to." "Come on." "In preparation for the big move, I have a couple of boxes in my car that I would love to throw in your basement." "Please?" "This is the last box." "Really?" "Probably." "Oh, God!" "So, a little bit nervous?" "No, I'm excited." "I spend all my time over at Micah's anyway." "VHS?" "That is old school." " Do we have a VCR?" " Uh..." "I didn't even know you had this much stuff." "Somehow I ended up with it after Grandma Lois died." "I haven't even gone through it." " How come you got it?" " I don't know." "You can have it." "Nobody ever gives me anything." "So who's gonna get the top bunk?" "We're not 12." "We can get a VCR for free." "You know, I don't remember these at all." "You guys didn't go Beta, huh?" "That's fine, okay?" "I'm just gonna tape over an old one." "Can you get Abby out of here, please?" "She's gonna get cut on the glass!" "We just got back and the whole place is pretty much destroyed." "Nothing seems to be actually missing." "It's just, everything's really..." "That's what she's telling me." "Just make sure we document everything." "Don't touch anything." "This is our basement." "I don't see anything really broken." "I don't see that box of tapes that Katie brought over." "Looks like that's the only thing that's missing." "All right and there she is." "The mother of the birthday girl, my girlfriend..." "Chocolate, chocolate, rainbow stuff." " That is a good-looking cake." " Which is exactly what she wanted." "Beautiful." "Just beautiful." "And you're beautiful." "I don't know how you do it." "Ooh!" "Are you okay?" "Watch your backs!" "Whoa!" "Watch your hair." "Good job." "All right, and here's the birthday girl." "Oh, I found some." "She looks pretty unhappy." "Something's going on." "We got the young one." "Under the trampoline." "Twenty bites and that's about all." "Twenty bites?" "That's what my mother used to make me do." "That's a lot of cake on that plate." "Hey, Julie." "Go get Kristi." "Say hi, Kristi!" "Hi." "Kristi's a little shy." "Oh, that's cute." "They love each other." "It's Grandma." "Happy, happy, happy birthday." "Never forget the day you were born." "I held you in my arms and you made me laugh and cry at the same time." "You were so cute." "Serious piece of equipment, so be careful." "How do you shoot those weddings with this thing?" " It must hurt your back." " Uh, it's something, uh..." "You have to work certain parts of your..." "I've only been here for a few months, um..." "But thank you for welcoming me into your family." "Um, I..." " I just..." "I love you, and I love..." " Dennis, my shoulder." "...you so much." "Happy birthday." " Okay, take this thing now." " All right." "Whoa!" "Oh, my God!" "Katie, take it easy." "Take it easy." "It's dead." "You're a little monster." "All right, all right, I got my camera." "Here, let me help you, 'cause I don't..." " I want to see the tooth full throttle." " Okay, all right." "This thing's coming out today." " Is it okay if I push it a little?" " No, no, don't push it." "Lower lip." "Want some juice, babe?" "Down." "Here." "Now..." "Oooh!" "You want some of this?" "Yeah, orange juice." "Oh!" "That is..." "That is a good one!" " All right." " Let's see this." "Open up." "Don't push it with your tongue." "Let's see." " "Ah!"" " Ooh, it's ready." " I think it might be..." " It's ready." "You're gonna get a newjob as a dentist." "Oh, thank you." "You think I'm good?" "Wrap it in a tissue, put it in your pocket, and bring it home for..." " The Tooth Fairy." " The Tooth Fairy, that's right." "And we'll put it under your pillow, tonight." "Wow." "You like the Tooth Fairy, right?" "We love the Tooth Fairy." "Why does he need a bowl?" "Because he wants to eat." " He's hungry?" " Mmm-hmm." "Kristi, Toby isn't real." " Hey." "It doesn't matter." " Yes, he is." "My assistant Randy is currently 43 minutes late." "And this isn't the first time, he's always late." "So, today we're gonna play a little prank and see if we can teach him a lesson." "Come on around the front door." "Come on, just open the garage." "Randy, I need your help, man." "Come around the front door." "Okay, okay." " Hey." "Whoa." " Hey, man." " Where were you?" "What happened?" " Sorry I'm late." "Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry." " Hey." " I got blocked in." " I'm really sorry." " That's all right, man." "I had a leak in the house." "I was hoping you'd get here sooner." "I had a leak in the ceiling here." " Really?" " Yeah." "Here, push this up here." "It didn't rain last night." "Hold this for a second." "I need your help." "It's been going like crazy." "And I don't know what to do," " so I got that pole there." " Why is it white?" " What?" " Why is it white?" "I don't know." "I think it's maybe something with the paint on this." "Anyway, I gotta get some spackle." "I'll be back." " Wait, you just want me to..." " Hang on." " You want me to wait here and hold it?" " Thanks, Randy." "Wait, Dennis." "I'm just supposed to wait here?" "Dennis." "Dennis!" " Hey." " Okay, girls, that's far enough." "Hey." "No." "Why don't you come on in and hand me that ladder?" "No." "Mmm-mmm." " Are you serious?" " I'm serious." "You know you don't have to listen to him." "He's not even your real dad." "Who wants to go jump on the trampoline?" " I do!" " Oh, come on." "I have a new trick to show you." "Okay." "Guys, come on." " Hurry, hurry, hurry." " Ready for a surprise?" "It better be a ladder." "We were playing outside." "What did we find, guys?" " A spider." " Dennis." " We've got a cute little spider." " Dennis!" " Come on, man." " Okay." "Yeah?" " Do it, do it, do it, do it!" " All right." "Run!" "It wasn't even a spider." "That really hurt." "That really hurt." " Hi." " Big day today, right?" " Yep." " What's today?" " Picture day." " Picture day!" " Dennis, you're still in." " Sorry." " I was finishing my hair!" " This picture's for Grandma." "Smile." "All right!" " Okay..." " Kristi, come on!" "Here it goes." "All right." "Cheese." "Thanks, sweetheart." "No, no, no." "Seriously, like..." " Randy?" " Yeah." "Where did you find this girl?" "I don't know." "I didn't see her at all throughout any of the wedding..." " That's because I'm so happy..." " "So happy for you."" "I love my job, man." " I should've got her number." " Probably could've." "Randy, this is great stuff." "I can't use any of this, but it's great." "Jule?" "Julie?" "There it goes again." "Hello?" "Julie?" "I like this song!" "Not bad." "Mmm, that's pretty good." "Teddy?" "Did you fall down?" "What was that?" "Oh." " Hey." " Hey." "What you doing?" "Nothing." "I was just looking around." "What..." "What..." "You guys just get home?" " Yeah." " Oh." " It was girls' day." " I know." "How was it?" " Was it fun?" " Great." "You just really snuck up on me there." "All right." "It's time." " Don't film this." " Why not?" "It's illegal." "Don't laugh." "We haven't even started smoking it, and you're already paranoid." "It's illegal." "What if my kids find me?" "I'm a mother." " Now relax." " Seriously, Dennis." "Seriously, Julie." "Let's get really serious." "Seriously." " Shut up." " Let's be serious." " All right." " Real, real, real big, big..." "Whoa." "That was big." "Julie, do the voice." "Dennis." "What voice?" "This voice?" "Dennis, I can't believe you're filming me smoke marijuana." "God, you're so beautiful." "Shut up." "I want to film us having sex." "Is that perverted?" " Is that weird?" " I don't know." "Was that a yes?" "Okay." " Really?" " Yeah." "Hey, there, pretty lady." "Oh, stop." "I don't know." "You sure..." "You sure you're up for this?" "No." "You know what?" "Don't answer that." "Hurry up, before I change my mind." "Oh, okay, sorry." "All right." "What are you doing?" "What was that?" "It's porno music." "Great." "Classy." "Mmm." "Good start." "Good, right?" " All right." " I don't know." "Mmm." "Relax." "Just relax." "Don't worry about it." "Hey." " Yeah." "I'm okay." " Relax." " Yeah, what is that?" " I don't know." "Whoa!" "It's an earthquake." " Holy shit!" " Dennis, it's an earthquake!" "The girls." "The girls!" "Come on!" "Dennis!" "Dennis." "Oh, my God, I look so fat." "You don't look fat." " Look at the size of me on top of you." " You look beautiful." "You look like you can't breathe 'cause I'm sitting on top of you." "I want another shot at doing one of these." " Watch this." " Dennis, you have to erase this." "Julie, watch, watch, watch." " See that?" " What?" "Did you see that in the corner?" "Yeah, I see, like, dust." " Dirt falling." " No, Julie." "There's something there." " You are crazy." " There was something there." "Wait, you can see something there." "It's very cute, but you're going a little crazy." "You're like one of those people that see things, like in their food." "Like when people think they see the Virgin Mary in their toast." " That's you right now." " Oh, that's hilarious." "This has to be erased and this has to be erased." "I'm sorry." "Or we're never having sex again." "I'm late." "I got to go." "Thanks for erasing both of them." "You know, you're going to regret saying that." "Doubt it." "I don't think you can go a day without having sex, personally." "Don't dare me." " Erase it." " I'm not going to erase it." " Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry." " Hey." "Dude, what are you doing, man?" "You're always so late." "I know, it's my car!" "I got the earthquake." " Did you really?" " On tape." "It's scary, right?" "Is that Julie?" "It's nothing, it's nothing." " We're going to..." " Is that a sex tape?" "Yeah." "I got..." "This weird thing happened after..." "She let you make a sex tape?" "Yeah, but it got interrupted by the earthquake." "I wouldn't have let anything interrupt that." "Relax, man, just relax." "Would you just stop?" " Let me slow-mo shuttle forward." " Just shut up." "Check this out." "Ready?" "All right, let me tweak the contrast here." "Okay." "I'm gonna take the color out." "It looks like dust is falling on something." "It looks like a figure, right?" " You see that?" " Yeah." "Did you catch that?" " Yeah, it moved." " Did you see the dust move?" " It moved, right?" " What was that?" "I don't know." "Check it out." " It's weird, right?" " It's kind of weird." "You know, I've been hearing these noises in the girls' room lately." "I don't know." "I feel like it's..." "Something weird's going on." " Julie?" " Yeah, I'm back here." "Hey, um, I wanted to talk to you..." "Dennis!" "Oh, sorry!" "Sorry." "Oh, my God!" "Sorry." "You mind if I set up a couple cameras around the house?" "I'm not going to talk to you right now." "Okay, I'll..." "I'll take that as a yes?" " I hate you!" " Okay." "Love you, too." "How long do the tapes last?" "About six hours each." "So you have to change them every six hours?" "Mmm, yes." "Katie, can you hop out of the frame?" " Okay." "Is that good?" " Yeah, so I can..." "Keep going." " Can I see it?" " Sure." "Here." "Come here." "See it?" "Yeah." " Pretty cool, right?" " Mmm-hmm." "So, what are you trying to see?" "Uh, anything unusual or strange." "Oh, no, it's not that." "Don't touch the camera." " Kristi?" " Yeah?" "Don't touch the camera or anything." "Katie, just leave it alone." " Dennis." " What?" "Really?" "Don't you think you're overreacting a little?" "This is a new house." "It shouldn't be making these noises." "Not just in here." "It's in the girls' room, too." "No..." "This is not gonna work here." "Like, what do you think you're gonna catch?" "Whatever's in our house." "Oh, right, 'cause there's something here watching us." "Well, there's definitely something." "I..." "I feel it." "I feel something, I'm telling you." "Yeah, I feel something, too." "I'm not gonna lie." "I feel a camera." "The earthquake, and all those..." "I don't know, stuff that's been happening and..." "I don't know, I just..." "No, it's totally normal." "Bye, camera." "Good night, camera." "Yeah?" "Yeah, probably." "In their bedroom." "Be quiet, so we don't wake Katie up." "It's okay." "Why?" "Oh." "Yeah, kind of." "He's very sweet." "Yeah, I saw that." "I watched some of the tapes on the camera and I saw you talking to somebody late last night." "If you saw me talking to somebody, it would be Toby." "Toby's your friend?" "Yes." "He's my friend." "Yeah, what do you guys talk about?" "Mmm, secrets." " He's big?" " Mmm-hmm." "So, is he old, like Grandma, or is he young, like you?" "He's old, like Grandma." "And what does he look like?" "Is he tall?" "Is he fat?" "He's tall." "He's tall." "Don't call him fat." "Kristi, when you say that if you tell one of your secrets that you'll be in trouble with Toby, what does that mean?" "Well, I won't be safe." "He's gonna..." "Did he say he's gonna hurt you?" "No." "But I won't be safe." "That means, I will be, like..." "Be in very, very big trouble." "Big trouble." "You saw her." "That's how it is." "It was like he was actually there, right?" "I know." "Because that's how active kids' imaginations are." "It's crazy." "I mean, imagination is one thing." "She got up in the middle of the night." "I mean, it's a little odd that she got up in the middle..." "You haven't been around kids for that long." "They do weird things." "They..." "Katie used to get up in the middle of the night and she used to sleep on the toilet." "What?" "Okay?" "I'm serious." "Really?" "Yes." "Toby is a phase and he's going to be gone in a couple weeks." "I know it." "How many hours of footage do you have?" "This is the job, man." "I got two cameras, six hours each." "Twelve hours." " Twelve hours of footage?" " Yeah." "Got to do it, man." " I'm seriously gonna review it." " ...of footage every day." "Yes." "Now, please, I'm trying to concentrate." "That's so stupid." "There's only 24 hours in a day, Dennis." " Hey, Julie." " ...going?" "Um..." "Good." "You want to step into my office and do some work with me or..." "No." "You find anything?" "Yes, actually." "We did find something." "We found that your family sleeps all night." "Oh!" "Very funny, Randy." " Keep up the good work." " Okay." "I love you with all of my heart and soul." "I love you, too." "It should either be called Back to the Past..." "Present." "Back to the Present." " No, no." " End of story." " That doesn't make any sense." " It makes total sense." "Let's Get Back to the Present, maybe." "But Back to the Past..." "Back to the Present." " You hear that?" " Yeah." " Was that..." "That's it." " What the hell?" "It's happening again." "Come on." " Did you hear that?" " Yeah." "It's in your closet." " Are you getting that?" " Open it." " Are you getting it?" " Yeah, I'm gettin' it." "Holy shit!" "Holy shit!" "That's not funny." " Oh, my God." "You're both crazy." " I got you guys so bad." " Oh, oh, I got you." " You're both crazy." "I got you good." "I got you, too." "Are you okay?" "Just go ahead and take your crap right there, 'cause I nearly crapped my pants." "Holy fuck!" "You almost gave me a heart attack." "Oh, my God, get away!" " Get away from me." " Are you okay?" "Get away." "I hate you." "Wow." "Look at that tent." "Gosh." "I like this tent." ""...and disguised his voice to sound like Little Red Riding Hood." ""The poor old woman, before she could even scream, the wolf gobbled her up."" "Hello." "Shh." "Hey, guys." " How you doing?" " Good." " Good." " That's a little bright." "I'm sorry." "Guys?" "I got you a little..." " Mmm!" " Give it to me." "Hey, guys." "Don't tell Mom, okay?" " Okay." " All right." "What are you guys doing?" "You'll see." "We've got a little surprise for you." " One, two, three!" " ...two, three!" "Oh!" "Ow!" "Come here." "Here, tickle torture, tickle torture, tickle torture!" "That's enough." "You guys are locked in the dungeon." "All right." "Good night, girls." "I love you." " Love you, Dennis." " Love you." "Dennis." "Dennis." " What?" " Listen." " What?" " Shh!" "I think the girls came inside." "I'll go check on them." "I got it." "Girls?" "Dennis." "Dennis?" "Don't do that to me." " Sorry, sorry, sorry." " You scared me." "Did you check on them?" "Why is this door locked?" "Did you lock this?" "What's the matter?" "We're just checking on you guys." "Move that light." "We're gonna move inside, okay?" " I want to stay here." " Why?" "I'm sorry." "It's gonna be fun inside, too, though." "Come on." "Get your stuff." "We're gonna camp inside." " Mommy." "Why?" " What?" "Dennis, will you film me?" " Yep." " I wanna show you something." "You know Spud Webb?" "One, two, three, slam dunk!" " Whoo!" " Very impressive." "Very good." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Katie, are you sure you didn't sneak into the house last night?" "My gosh, I pinky swear," " I did not go into the house." " Okay." "You wanna do me a favor?" "Can you tell your mom that?" "Where's Dennis?" "Uh, he's out, buying more tapes." "With your credit card?" "Mom." "He doesn't have any money." "That is not true." "The girls love him." "I mean, they just about think he's the coolest guy ever." "I mean, I really, really do like him." "I mean that." "It's just that the girls miss their father." "I don't know." "I wish he were a little more financially secure." "He is financially secure, Mom." "He has a job." " He shoots wedding videos." " No." "That's..." "No." "He has his own business." "You know?" "It's a whole different thing." "My God, Mom." "I just told you," "I don't want to have any more kids." "I'm not gonna get pregnant." "You always said you wanted a big family." "I changed my mind, okay?" "I have two beautiful girls." "You always wanted a son." "I'm happy with the way things are." "Let's go." "What the..." "Fuck." "Oh, this is great." "Hang on." "That's great!" "Katie, that's great." "You're doing really good." " Thank you." " Let her go, Jule." "Dennis, I totally believe in this shit." "Randy, watch the language." "All right, nice and slow." "My brother saw one once." " Really?" " Yeah." "What's Bloody Mary?" "You don't know what Bloody Mary is?" "It's, uh, where you go in the bathroom and you say "Bloody Mary" three times in the mirror and then you see a ghost." "Dennis, I wanna play Bloody Mary." "Nothing, don't worry." "Shh!" "It's okay." "You say Bloody Mary three times." "Ooh, I want to play!" "I want to see a ghost." "I'm just saying you're missing half of the stuff in the house without cameras down there." "I know." "You don't have to tell me." "Like put it up in the corner, like, rack it up in the corner or something?" "It just doesn't work." "It just..." "It's not a wide enough angle." "And I don't even..." "They don't even make lenses that wide." " Mirrors." " Hmm?" "You could use mirrors." " This thing is so cool." " Pretty cool, right?" "It's awesome." "Wow!" "Look, you got it balanced out and everything, too." "Whoa." "What is that?" "I got to work out some kinks." "Oh, man." " Hi." " Hey." "What is that?" "Check it out." "My new thing." " It's pretty cool, right?" " Yeah." " What..." "What is it?" " I took your fan..." "And basically, took apart..." "Basically, the oscillator on your fan allows me to see both in the living room and in the kitchen." "Cool." "Wait, what?" "You broke my fan?" "I can put it back together." "Okay, MacGyver." " It's cool, right?" " Mmm-hmm." "This way I can..." "Kristi, what are you doing?" " Nothing." " Go back to bed." "It's really late." "Hey, babe, what are you doing up here?" "Painting." "Don't you want to play outside?" "Not really." "How about your friend Toby?" "Do you still talk to him?" "Yeah." "Did he wake you up?" "Mmm, no." "Did he tell you to come downstairs?" "No." "You know you can tell me, right?" "He told me not to talk about it." "Why don't you just ask him yourself?" "He's standing right next to you." "I don't see him." "He's there." "Hey, thanks for getting these, man." "Yeah, of course." " This is good stuff." " Thanks." " Randy..." " Yeah?" "Did you check this out?" "No, I don't have a library card." "You stole these?" "I didn't steal them, Dennis." "You told me to get the books, I got you the books." "It's what a library is." "It's for borrowing." "That's what "library" means in Spanish..." "It means, "Borrow book store."" "Malevolent Entities." "What is this one?" "Uh, I don't know." "I looked through it for a second." "It had some creepy pictures..." "This stuff is creepy." "Oh, hey." "It's your sister and her friends." "Is that a joke?" "What, was that supposed to be funny?" "Playing field hockey." "Says, "Kids are susceptible to spiritual contact."" "Okay." "And?" "Well, the whole thing with Kristi and her imaginary friend." "Remember, I was telling you the crazy stuff started happening only when she started talking to her imaginary friend." "I mean, it must want something." "That's what..." "You know, that's what the book says." "They don't just stick around for no reason." "It wants something." "What does it want?" "Well, the book says it feeds off of your fear." "Hey, Kristi." " Kristi." " Yeah?" " Wanna play a game?" " Sure." "Here." "What are you doing?" " Playing with my soccer ball?" " Yeah." "Kristi, that's mine." "Kristi!" "Kristi, come on." "Kristi, come help me." "What are we doing?" " We're gonna play Bloody Mary." " Why?" "Because I wanna try to catch the ghost." "Okay." "I think it's on." "So, how you play is you say "Bloody Mary" three times into the mirror and then her dead body's supposed to appear" " in the mirror and try to kill you." " Stop!" "Stop!" "Stop, Katie." "So, now what do we do?" "Shh." "We have to say "Bloody Mary"." " Bloody Mary." " Bloody Mary." "Bloody Mary." " Kristi, I said three times, not four." " Sorry." " I'm scared, Katie." " Shh!" "We have to be quiet." "Guys..." "My gosh, Mom!" "You scared me." " What are you doing?" " Nothing." "We're just playing a game." "Okay." "Grandma just got here." "Go say hi." " You moved his camera?" " Yeah." " Is it taping?" " I'll pick it up, I promise." "Yeah." "We gotta move it before he comes home 'cause he's gonna be mad." " You guys wanna go to the pool?" " Yeah." "You wanna go to the pool, Grandma?" "God damn it." " Mom?" " Oh, my God." "Are you okay?" "Holy shit." "Mommy, what happened?" " Stay upstairs." "Stay upstairs." " What happened?" "Don't come down here." " There's glass on the floor." "Stay there." " Are you hurt?" "I have no idea, I have no idea." "Looks fine, right?" "It didn't even break." "That's good." " What happened?" " It just fell." "I didn't..." "What do you mean, what happened?" "I was in there." " Hi, Kristi." " Hey." " Say hi to the camera." " Hey." " Can I join you guys?" " Sure." " Oh, I can?" " Yeah." "Okay, great." "I'm gonna set my camera here, okay?" " Okay." " Just keep it out of the way." "Wait." "Why are you filming this?" "Um, it's just like, I'm testing out my, like, new camera and, you know, no reason." "Don't sit there." "That's Toby's spot." "Oh, sorry." "Is Toby sitting there right now?" "Okay." "Sorry." "Sorry, Toby." "Does Teddy need help with his tea?" "He looks thirsty." " Yeah." " Here you go, Teddy." "Here." "He can't reach 'em." "Okay." "Wow." "He was thirsty." "See, I told you." "And she keeps falling." "Poke." "So, Kristi, what was the last thing that Toby said to you?" "Oh, like..." " Anything?" " Yeah." " No?" " Secrets." "Secrets." "Regular stuff." "Oh, in her sink?" "Yeah." "Sorry." "Oh, that..." "Did you, uh..." "Did you..." "Did he say something just now?" "No, I just put my hand on him." "Oh." "And he didn't like that." "He doesn't like that, when you..." " No." " Oh." "Sorry, Toby." "It was a mistake, right?" "Yeah." " What?" " Nothing." " What?" " Never mind." " What were you gonna say?" " Nothing." "It's okay, you can tell me." "Kristi, why is Dennis's camera here?" "Because me and Toby were having a little tea party and he was filming us." " I'm not!" " Yes, you are, Kristi." "Only babies have imaginary friends." "He is real." "Hey, Kristi!" "Kristi's such a baby!" "Baby!" "Katie, stop it!" "Well, you're being a baby!" "Only babies have imaginary friends." "No, I'm not!" "He's right in there." "In there?" "Toby, come out!" "Toby, come out!" "Toby!" "Okay, I'm gonna go in." "Katie, you shouldn't do that." "Katie!" "Don't go in there." " You shouldn't do that." " Well, I am." "Toby, come out." "Toby..." "Katie." "Kristi!" "What are you doing?" "Open the door!" "You shouldn't do that." "Kristi, open this door!" " It's not me!" " Kristi!" " Girls!" " Open the door!" " What is this yelling?" "What is going on?" " I'm not doing that." "Stop fighting right this second." "Why's Dennis's camera on the floor?" "She locked me in there." " Katie, you can't touch his stuff." " Kristi, why..." "Stop fighting right this second." " Mom, she locked me in there!" " I don't want to hear it." " Come on, come on." " Then who locked me in there?" "Toby did." "Oh, yeah, like Toby locked me in there." "She's gonna be here any minute." "See?" "There she is." "Mommy, Lisa's here!" "Okay!" "Hi, Lisa." "Hi!" "How are you?" "Good." "I wanna show you something upstairs." "Hi, Lisa." "Wait, what are you showing me?" "I got some new beads for my birthday." "Beads!" "Oh, let's see 'em." "Hi, Kristi." "How are you?" "Hey." "What's that?" "Oh, don't mind this." "You know Dennis and his cameras, he just puts them..." "Just ignore it." "8:30 bedtime?" "No, no, no, 10:00." " 8:30." "Nice try." " Mommy, please." "9:30?" " 9:00." " 9:45." " Bye, Mommy." " Bye, guys." "Love you." "Look, it made a triangle." " You ready?" " Yeah." " Good night, girls!" " Good night." " See you later." " Bye, Julie." "Bye, Dennis." "Are you tired?" " Um, not really." " No?" "Can you tell us a story?" "Hmm, sure." "What kind of story?" "A ghost story." "Ghost story?" "With a ghost." "Okay, um, let's think." "I'm a ghost!" "Hello, Dennis!" "You found the ghost." "Comin' to get you." "Boo!" "Got you!" " Good night, Lisa." " Good night, sweetie." "Boo!" "Hi, Dennis." "Hi." "Hey!" "Hi!" " How'd it go?" " Fine, it was good." " Yeah?" " Yeah, they were great." "The girls were..." "Give you any trouble, or..." "No, no, no, no, it was good." "Um..." "But my mom's meeting me, so if I could just..." " Oh, oh, yeah, sure." " Oh, yeah, give her some money." "Um, here you go." "Thank you." "You're sure everything was good?" "Yeah, no." "Thank you, guys." " Okay." " Bye." "Okay, bye." "Thanks." "I don't know." " That was weird." " Yeah." "It's so high." "Promise?" "Okay." "What are you doing?" " Nothing." " Why are you up?" "Huh?" "Why are you up?" "Nothing." "Kristi, go to bed." "It's late." " Is that the babysitter?" " Yeah, that's Lisa." "How come I never met her?" "I'll put in a good word." " See the sheet?" " Yeah." "Watch this." " Gone." " Holy fuck." "Am I..." "Am I right?" "Holy..." " Did you see that?" " ...fuck!" "I'm not crazy, right?" "I'm not crazy." "That just happened." "Holy!" "What the fuck is that?" "I don't know." " What is that?" " I don't know." "I'm telling you, it's..." "And she didn't say anything at all?" "She left the room, like..." "Did you show Julie?" "No, man." "What, are you kidding?" "She would flip out." "She would go nuts, and, you know, she'd make me take the cameras down, and I can't do that." "I really want to figure out what this thing wants." "Got to keep taping this shit, though, man." "I know." "I am." " You got to keep taping this shit." " I know." "She got blown in the face." "Yeah, yeah." "No." "No." "I don't want to talk to you anymore." "I'm going to bed." "What the..." "What the fuck?" "Hey, how's she feeling?" "We need to go to the doctor 'cause she's burning up." "Oh, no." " Yeah, she's really..." " She's really that bad?" " Yeah, it's bad." " All right." "It's like, I've taken it a couple times." "Do you want me to go with you or..." "Well, I mean, I don't know." "Who's gonna watch Katie?" "I can call Randy." " Hey, man." " Hey, hey." " Thanks for coming over." " No problemo." " Hi, Randy." " Hi!" "Randy, thank you so much." "We're gonna be at the hospital for a little bit." "Okay." "Anything you guys want..." " I know where everything is." " Okay, great." " Yeah." " All right." "Bye!" "Love you." "Bye, Kristi!" "You have everything?" "You have papers and insurance?" "Yeah, I have it." "Thanks a lot." "Love you." "Bye." "I'll lock the door." "Okay, thanks." " Thanks again." " I'll lock it." "All right, be good, Katie." "See you." "Hey, hey." "Hi." "So what's wrong with Kristi?" "It's like a really high fever or something like that." "Oh." "Is it contagious?" "I don't think so." "I haven't gotten sick." "Okay, good." "What do you want to do?" "Can we play Bloody Mary?" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Seriously?" "I really don't think this is a good idea, Katie." "You made a promise." "You have to do it." " Can't we just play, like, doll house..." " Get the camera!" "...or somethin'?" "Sorry, Dennis." "Not my idea." "Come on." "I'm comin', I'm comin'." "So you say, "Bloody Mary" three times." " Mmm-hmm." " And then you wait a little bit and then you turn the lights back on and then you're supposed to see her body in the mirror and she's gonna try to kill you." "Try and kill you." "Good game." "Yep." "I don't know why you wanna play this." "One of us is gonna be dead by the end of it." "I guess it's a one-time game." "Okay, let's do it." " Bloody Mary." " Bloody Mary." "Randy!" "Nothing happened." "You turned the light on too soon." "Oh, come on, Katie." "This is stupid." "No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" "You can't leave!" "Let's just go play doll house or something." "No, you didn't do it right." "What did I not do right?" "You need to keep the light off longer." "Okay." "Okay." "All right." "You wanna play Bloody Mary?" " Let's play Bloody Mary." " Okay, ready?" "You're not gonna see anybody play Bloody Mary like I'm about to play Bloody Mary." " Bloody Mary." " Bloody Mary." "Okay, can I turn it on now?" "Shh!" " Quiet." " Sorry." "Sorry." " How about now?" " Shh." "Oh, wait, wait." "Shh." " What?" " Did you hear that?" "What was that?" "I know." "I heard it, too." "Ow!" "Holy shit!" " Oh, my..." " Are you okay?" "Huh?" "Mmm..." "Are you okay?" "Yeah." " Does it hurt?" " Um, no." "Uh, I just scratched myself or something." "Oh..." "Did you hear that?" "Uh, yeah." "It's okay." "Nothing..." "Close the door." "It's okay." "It's all right." "It's all right." "It's okay." "I don't want to die!" "Randy, I'm scared!" "Holy shit!" "It's okay!" "Randy, I'm scared!" "Holy fuck!" "You okay?" "You okay?" "You okay?" "You okay?" "Oh, my God." "It's all right." "Oh, dear God." "Please, God." "Please, God, be with me." "It's okay!" "It's okay!" "I don't want to play this." "You're fine, you're fine, you're fine." "I'm fine." "I'm fine." "Stay here." "I don't wanna play anymore." "It's okay, it's okay." "Shh, it's okay." "Holy fuck!" "Okay." " Nothing happened." " You okay?" "Nothing." "You're fine." " I wanna get out of here." " It's okay, all right." "We're gonna get out of here." "Come on, Randy!" "Come on, Randy!" "Stay here." "Oh!" "Dear Lord, be with me, please, be with me." "Randy, I'm sorry." "It's all my fault." "It's okay." " Come here, come here." " I'm sorry!" "It's okay." "Huh?" " Please, please, don't tell." " It's okay, it's just like an earthquake." "I'm not gonna tell." "I'm not gonna tell." "It's all right." "It's okay." "I wanna go downstairs!" "Yeah, let's go downstairs." "Oh, fuck." "Randy, Randy, where are you going, man?" "Relax." "Randy, Randy, take it easy." "Randy." "What..." "What are you doing?" "What does it look like I'm doing?" "I'm getting all my stuff." "What..." "What are you getting your stuff for, man?" " Relax." "Sit down." " Dennis." "Get the camera out of my face." "I told you, I felt something in the room with us and then I felt a claw dig into my side, okay?" "Okay, okay." "When you say "something..."" "Great interview." " No, Dennis, I'm done." "Fuck." " When you say..." " Where are you going?" " I'm going home!" "Look at the fuckin' books." "This isn't, you know," "Casper, the fuckin' friendly ghost you're chasing, man." " I'm sorry you got hurt." " This thing is dangerous!" " I'm sorry you got hurt, okay?" " Jesus fucking Christ!" "I'm sorry, but..." "What are you gonna do?" "You're just gonna quit?" "You're acting ridiculous." "Relax!" "Dennis, no, you're acting ridiculous if you're not gonna get the fuck out." "You have to tell Julie, okay?" "Just watch the fucking tape, Dennis!" " What's up?" " Hey." "What?" "Um..." "I need to talk to you." " Okay." " All right, sit down." "Here." "Sit down, Jule." "Okay, where do I begin?" "...from the '30s." "Look at the necklaces." "That's crazy." "Yeah?" "It's the same symbol." "Isn't that the same symbol from the girls' room?" "All right?" "These..." "These women, they were, um..." " Oh, my God." " ...part of a coven." "You're really something." "I..." "I..." "I really need to..." "To tell you this, okay?" "Kristi!" "You'd better run!" "You sound crazy." "Do you know that?" "Hang on a second, all right?" "Do you know how crazy you're starting to sound?" "Would you just give me a second to explain?" "They would have these ceremonies and they would wait till the girls were old enough to get pregnant and then they would..." "They would..." "They would take their sons." "Oh!" "Oh, right." "And then they would brainwash them and they didn't remember a thing." "That explains it." "Dennis, I'm not listening to..." "Mom?" "Ow!" " I need to show you something." " It's all you do!" "There's shit..." "You don't even spend any time with us anymore." "You just sit here and play with this shit all day long." " Could you just wait one second?" " It's like you're obsessed!" "Just wait one second." "I need to show you this, okay?" "No, I can't." "I can't wait." " No, no, no..." " I can't wait!" "I can't!" " Why not?" " Because..." "Because Kristi's upset all the time..." " Mommy?" " What the fuck?" "I don't..." "What?" "What?" "What?" "Toby pulled my hair." " What happened?" " Who?" "Toby pulled my hair." "This is your fault." "Okay?" "This is exactly what I'm talking about." "Hey..." "I didn't..." "No more cameras." "No more ghosts." "This ends tomorrow." "Julie, I..." "You gotta watch the fucking tape." "Kristi." "Kristi." "Wake up!" "Katie, go back to sleep." "What was that?" "What's happening?" "Kristi!" "Toby's here." "I'm scared!" "Mom!" "Mommy!" " Mommy!" " Stop screaming!" "It's okay!" "Just ignore it!" "Just ignore it!" "Shh!" "Mom!" "Kristi!" "Kristi, help me!" "Kristi!" "Please..." "Please..." "Please help me!" "Katie!" "Let her go!" "Let her go!" "Toby, stop!" "Stop, Toby!" "I'll do it." "Just let her go!" "I'm scared." "I want Mommy!" "...to Grandma's house." "No, we're not going to Grandma's house, okay?" "Why?" "We're not going to Grandma's because there's no Toby, sweetie." " Yes, there..." " There's no Toby and there's no ghost." "Hey, don't run away from me." "Hey." "There's no ghost and that's the end of it." "I don't want to hear any more of this talk, okay?" "Okay?" " What'd she say?" " She said no." "No." "No." "Mom, we're not coming over." "Okay?" "We're staying right here." "Because I need to get things back to normal." "All right, Mom, I gotta go." "Someone's at the door, okay?" "I'll call you back." "Yeah, okay." "Hello?" "Hello?" "Weird." "Dennis!" "Dennis!" "Dennis, get the girls!" "We're getting out of here!" "Girls, wake up, we're here." "Wake up." "We're here." "Yay, we're here." "There's Grandma." "Mommy, I'm tired." "Go park by the garage." "Oh, God." "Are you okay?" " Come on." " Let's go, guys." "Hi, honey." "Come on, go." "You go with your mom." "Oh." "I've got your sister." "Come on." "Come on." "Mommy." "Sleepy girl is what she is." "Go on in the house." "I've got apple pie and I've got..." "You want water, I know." "How're we doing?" "Put the camera down and come and eat some pie." " Oh, I'm fine." " Come on." "It makes me feel better to do something." "Okay." "Okay." "Feel useful." "Are you okay?" " How's it going, kiddo?" " What is going on?" " Good." " How you feeling?" "...not talk about it right now." "We can talk about it when..." "Just..." "Let's just drop it." " Hey, Kristi?" " What?" "Don't touch the painting, okay?" "It's okay, I'm not mad." "Do you like it?" "What's the matter?" "Kristi!" "Come and get your pie!" "Hey, guys." "What's going on?" "You playing some dress-up?" "Doesn't she make a beautiful bride?" " Very." " Do you want to put this on her?" "Beautiful." "Try that." "So, who's the lucky guy?" "Toby." "Wait." "What did she say?" " Let's go." "It's bedtime, girls." "Let's go." " Just having fun." " Julie..." " Mom." "Come on." "I don't want to hear Toby's name ever again." "Okay?" "Julie, it's just pretend." "That's it." "He's done." "He's not in our lives." " He's real." "Toby is..." " Let's go." " I don't wanna hear it." " Kristi..." "Can you take them to bed, please?" "Let's go." "Come on, sweetheart." "Take Grandma's stuff off and let's go to bed." "Dennis and I are gonna be right next door, okay?" "We're gonna leave a light on and everything, so you can find us, and everything's gonna be..." "Gonna be fine, okay?" "I love you so much." "Love you." " Good night, guys." " I love you so much." "When are you gonna stop taping us?" "Not until this thing's over." "When's your mom gonna let us sleep in the same bed?" "I can't stop thinking about it." "I can't." "I know." "Just close your eyes and try to get to sleep." "Come here." "We can share a pillow, too." "That's fine." "Julie." "Julie." "Do you hear that?" "Like cars?" " Sorry..." " It's my mom." "She's always up at night." "She can't sleep." "Oh, my God, she's so loud." "Do you want me to go check on her?" "She's gonna wake the girls up." "I'll be right back." "Julie?" "Julie!" "Girls?" "Girls?" "Julie?" "Hey, Julie!" "Hello?" "What the fuck?" "Julie?" "Lois?" "What?" "What the fuck?" "Julie!" "What the fuck?" "Fuck." "Oh, my God." "Julie!" "Julie?" "What's wrong?" "Ju..." "Fuck." "Fuck." "Julie?" "Get up." "Mommy?" "Oh, Kristi!" "No, Kristi!" " Dennis?" " Come here, come on." "Let's go, Kristi." "What happened to Mommy?" "Is she okay?" "Oh, shit." "Come here." "Go, go." "Dennis, I'm scared." "It's okay." "No, Kristi, don't talk." "Is Mommy okay?" "Quiet, okay?" "Be quiet." "Just don't, okay?" "Just quiet, okay?" "It's okay." "It's okay." "Kristi, please, please, be quiet." "I'm gonna go check, okay?" "Stay here." "Come on, Kristi." "What was that?" "We're gonna get out of here, okay?" "Come on, let's go." "I'm scared." "We're gonna get out of here." "Up." "Shh!" "Okay." "We're gonna be okay." "I don't know." "Katie!" "Katie, get away from there!" "Kristi, listen to me, stay right here, okay?" "Don't move, okay?" "Katie?" "Katie?" "Come on, Toby." "Let's get ready."

"Air and naval forces of the United States... launched a series of strikes against terrorist facilities..." "Pan Am Flight 103 crashed into the town of Lockerbie." "He has sanctioned acts of terror in Africa, Europe and the Middle East." "This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait." "... his relentless pursuit of terror." "We will make no distinction..." "The USS Cole was attacked while refueling in the port of Aden." "This was an act of terrorism." "It was a despicable and cowardly act." "The next number we're gonna swing for you is one of the good ol' favorites." "...until something stops him." "It was right in front of my eyes, and I never saw it coming." "We got a plane crashed into the World Trade Center." "... thousands of people running..." "We must, and we will, remain vigilant at home and abroad." "You're the smartest and the dumbest fucking person I've ever known." "I'm not the one who got it wrong." "I'm the only one who got it right." "Take 'em." "Take 'em all." "Roll every available ambulance you've got to this position." "Previously on Homeland:" "I'm an associate at Bennett, Parr and Hamilton." "One of our partners would like to meet with you." "Miss Mathison." "Leland Bennett." " What does your client want?" " To pick your brain from time to time." "Put you on retainer, as it were." " No sound." " Take it off." "Carrie Mathison." "It's time we talk about Nasser Hejazi... whose name you used to embezzle more than 45 million dollars." "You are now an enemy of your own state." " I got plans for you." " What plans?" "I'm gonna play you back into Iran." "From now on, you work for us, for me." "I've recruited a high-level Iranian asset, Majid Javadi." "The man who financed the bombing of the CIA?" "We talked about this... the need to wean you of your Cold War bullshit." "This is a once-in-a-lifetime operation that can transform everything... the entire Middle East." "You sound like you're fucking high." "I need to know something before you leave." "I need to know who was responsible for the bomb." "You know what he asked me?" "Who moved the bomb?" "If it was Brody." "Now why would he ask me that?" "That implies that there's a difference of opinion on that subject." "You should know that the man who built the bomb and moved the SUV... he didn't die in the explosion like they say." "As far as I know, he's still in this country." " Where?" " I don't know." " Who does?" " The man that brought us together." "Your lawyer, Bennett?" "Fuck." "What happened to you?" "I was starting to get worried." "I'm out of practice." "Well, this looks delicious, Saul." "Thank you." "Can I pour you a cup of tea?" " Please." " Where did you get these from?" "Aren't these the mugs we brought back from the Philippines?" "The very last pair." "When this is all over, I'd like to go back to that island in the Sulu Sea." "You know, you don't have to promise anything, really." " I understand." " I don't see why not." "We might actually have fun." "The evidence does seem to indicate that that is possible after all." "Is there any chance that you could stay home today?" "There's nothing I'd rather do." "But?" "I got a meeting with Mike Higgins this morning at the White House." " When?" " 9:30." "That gives us an hour and a half by my count." "Yes, it does." "Okay, here's something." "Dr. Maximillian Aziz." "Jordanian." "Was actually in the auditorium at the time the bomb went off." "Ops or Intelligence?" "Intelligence." "Office of Transnational Issues." "And what's his connection to Leland Bennett?" "He wrote a lengthy analysis of the firm's hip-pocket clients..." "Iran, Syria, Azerbaijan." "This was two years ago." "Hardly fits the profile." "Any munitions training?" "Experience with explosives?" "No." "All right." "Add him to the list anyway." "Which begs the question... are we even sure that the guy who made the bomb moved Brody's car?" " Depends." " On what?" "On whether or not you believe Javadi." " Which you do." " Which I do." "But it takes more than an opinion to put it in front of Saul." "All righty." "You know, I can't help but feel we're spinning our wheels here." "The FBI have been through these files 100 times." "Anybody who was at Langley that day has been turned inside out and upside down." "Yeah." "Well, someone who was at Langley that day did the bombing." "I still can't believe all these people are gone." "Yeah." "Where's Fara anyway?" "She was supposed to be here over an hour ago." " Come on in, Saul." " Mike." "Good to see you." "Senator." "Yeah." "The senator has made some serious allegations." "Which are?" "That you had Majid Javadi in a safe house on American soil... and let him go." " You contest that?" " Yes and no." "What's the yes?" "I'm not aware of any standing order to arrest Colonel Javadi." " Did you have him in custody or not?" " I did." "Jesus fucking Christ, Saul." "We didn't just let him go, Mike." "We debriefed him, turned him, sent him back to Iran." " You turned him?" " He's ours." "With no guarantee that he'll actually cooperate." " He will." " How do you know?" "Because I know the man." "Because he knows the game." "That is total speculation." "He's right." "We haven't had a whole lot of success in that department lately." "We have now." "Javadi's the highest placed CIA asset in the history of the Agency." "He ordered and financed the attack on Langley." "All the better if he did." "He's above suspicion." "A high-profile arrest would've sent a clear message to the mullahs:" ""Back the fuck down."" "Instead we have a live source... keeping us current on Iran's pursuit of a nuclear weapon... and on Hezbollah operations all over the globe." "How come I never saw a finding on this?" "We were responding to events on the ground." " The call had to be made in real time." " That is horseshit and he knows it." "Mike, I think it's time you excuse the senator." "What are you talking about?" "I called this meeting to brief the chief of staff on the second phase of the mission." " So go ahead." " I can't." "Not with you present." " Why not?" " Because your security clearance... is one level below Operational." "You see what I'm dealing with?" "The man is out of hand and out of control." "And in this case, he's correct." "I'm sorry, Senator." "Mike, in nine days, I'm the next DCI." "And in nine days, Saul will brief you on whatever you need to know." "But not until then." " Mike." " Senator." " Mike." " Senator, please." "Goddamn it, Saul." "I've spent the last month and a half arranging a marriage between you two." "I'm out." "I know that." "You are now." "You didn't need to be." "Javadi was worth it." "All right." "Tell me about this phase two." "Regime change?" "Eventually." "We're setting the stage." "How?" "First we move Javadi up the chain of command... into a senior military position." " How?" " Keep reading." "Sorry I'm late." "Traffic." "I ordered you a macchiato, but it's probably cold by now." "Thank you." "It's fine." "So I got your text." "Everything okay?" "Yes." "No." "It's Saul." "What about him?" "We made a decision..." "I've made a decision... to give the marriage another chance." "You have to know it's not easy for me." "And when did you decide all this?" "Last night." "Forgive me, but didn't we just spend yesterday in a suite at the Ritz-Carlton?" "What's changed?" "I just told you." "Suddenly Saul and you have decided to reconcile?" "It's not suddenly." "We've been talking about it for the last two months." "You know that." "I was under the impression that you had given up on that." " That you both had." " I don't know." "Maybe we had." "Then there's something you're not telling me." " We've been married 35 years." " I love you." " Don't say that." " I love making love to you." " I have to go." " Mira..." "Good-bye." "He signed off?" "Let's put it this way..." "He sees the merits of the operation." " So he's taking it to the president?" " Yes." "Merits?" "Saul, it's fucking genius." "If we can pull it off." " When are you leaving?" " Tomorrow morning." " Does Carrie know you're going?" " She can't even suspect it." "Hear you were looking for me?" "We were going over the transcripts of your debrief with Javadi... to see if it supported what he told Carrie on the tarmac yesterday." " Which was?" " That the man who moved the SUV... is still in the United States and somehow connected to Leland Bennett's law firm." " Connected how?" " It's unclear." "We were hoping you'd shed some light." "Javadi didn't mention the Bennett connection." "What about Brody?" " Did he mention Brody?" " In what context?" "In the context of being the bomber." " Not in so many words, he didn't." " What did he say?" "He said as far as he knows, Brody didn't move the car." "As far as he knows?" "That's not what he told me." " Okay." " He told me definitively it wasn't Brody." "What's your point?" "Why would he tell us two different stories?" "Is that a question or an accusation?" "I guess I'd like a straight answer." "And if Javadi even intimated that Brody didn't move the car... why not press him on who did?" "You're angry because I didn't share a conversation with you about Brody." " An inconclusive one." " No." "I'm angry because you seem entirely indifferent to catching the actual bomber." " Speak for yourself." "I'm all for it." " I'm glad to hear it." "So you two actually have a plan?" "Yeah." "We wanna flush this guy out into the open." "How?" "You know Leland Bennett personally, right?" "We've golfed Congressional a few times together... and we serve on the board of the Northam Foundation." "How comfortable would you be making an approach?" "Comfortable enough." " Back already?" " Yeah." "I'm not feeling well." "You can go." "I'll look after him today." " You sure?" " Yeah." " How is he?" " Sitting up." " Progress." " Yeah." "Slowly but surely." " I'll see you tomorrow." " Feel better." "Thanks." "I'm staying home today." "Do I need a reason?" "I'm not gonna lose my job." "Because I'm sure." "Speak English." "English." "I did not come to America to live in the street like a dirty Arab." "Baba, listen to me." "Nothing like that is gonna happen." "No one's gonna throw us out of our home." "Don't worry." "My job is safe." "At the bank." "Yes." "At the investment bank." "If you work at the bank, why are we not rich?" "Richter." "That's a German surname." " My parents were born in Hamburg." " Do you speak it?" "That's useful." "We represent three private banking houses in Berlin." "Would you excuse me for just a moment?" "Of course." "You're early." "I'm in the middle of interviewing a new associate." "It won't take long." "We missed you at the foundation meeting last week." "Couldn't get there." "Work." "You gotta make time for us." "It's not enough that I've raised over a million dollars this quarter?" "You know me." "Never satisfied." "But that's not what this is about." " No?" " No." " Sounds ominous." " I do terror now, by the way." " I'm not sure you knew that." " I don't think I did." "Your firm's name has come up lately, more than once." " In what light?" " That I can't tell you." "Then why tell me at all?" "Because tomorrow morning at exactly 10:00..." "I walk into a high level, top secret meeting at which you are the agenda." " What do you want?" " Cooperate with us." "Come clean." "Get out in front of what's sure to turn into... a bruising investigation." "You know what?" "Twenty years ago I might've fallen for that weak shit." "But today..." "Come after me if you want." "I've got nothing to hide." "Who's the candle for?" "All the departed." "You Orthodox?" "Old boyfriend." "I hear the weddings go on forever." "Longer than the marriages." "So goes the joke." "Mr. Bennett needs you to look into something for him." "My arrangement's with Majid Javadi, not Leland Bennett." "Correct." "But what Mr. Bennett heard today might reverberate on to you." " On to me?" " Do I need to remind you?" "You're a recruited agent of a foreign government." "I met with Javadi once." "I agreed to consult with him." "I'm nobody's agent." "I doubt the CIA would appreciate the distinction." "What the hell do you know about it?" "I know the law firm appears to be the target of an inquiry of some kind." "Well, not one that I'm aware of." "The warning was delivered personally, outside of official channels." "By somebody who works at the Agency?" "A longtime acquaintance of Mr. Bennett, yes." " So what do you want from me?" " Confirm the report." "Mr. Bennett needs to know what part of the business is under investigation... and what he can do to protect himself." "That's not gonna be easy, not without setting off alarm bells." " You'll figure something out." " I'll figure something out?" " And obviously there's a clock on this." " Obviously." "Hello?" " It's on." " Tell me." "I just met with Franklin." "They're panicking over there." "Let them." "Wait 24 hours, then hit them with the news we know who the bomber is." "Will do." " Saul?" " Yeah?" "I need some personal time between then and now." " You got it." " Thanks." " You all right?" " Yeah." "I should've shared that intel about Brody with you sooner." "I'm sorry." "I wasn't thinking." "You've been to hell and back." "I know how important this is to you." "I owe you." "We all do." " As long as we get the real bomber." " We will." " Carrie?" " Yeah." "How'd you know?" "The tone of your voice." "You don't talk to anyone else like that." "I wasn't aware." "Are you ready to eat?" "Should I open a bottle of wine?" "That's a great idea." "Listen, I gotta go away for a few days." " You do?" " Yeah." " When?" " Tomorrow." " Saul." " I know." "Timing's not great." " But you said only a couple of days?" " Yeah." "A week at the most." "A week?" "I wouldn't be going if I didn't absolutely have to." "You know what?" "I could go with you." " Wouldn't that be great?" " Why not?" "It's not that kind of trip." "I wish it were." " Cheers." " Cheers." "To us." " You've been nauseous?" " Yeah." "Usually that goes away by now." "So I've heard." "I'm getting a real clear image here." "You wanna know if it's a boy or girl?" "No." " Sorry this is so last-minute." " No, no." "It's great to see you." "This is quite a surprise." "I saw Maggie at the hospital last week." "She didn't say a thing." "She doesn't know." "Does that have anything to do with why you're coming in... for your first prenatal exam 13 weeks in?" "I didn't exactly plan this." "But you've known for some time." "What about medications?" "What are you currently taking?" " At the moment, nothing." " I see." "I was on 1800 milligrams of lithium for about a month there." "Things were a little out of control." "And before that, there was a lot of drinking." "A lot." "After you knew?" "I haven't been painting a nursery." "Let's put it that way." "Are you telling me you wish to terminate?" "I just wanna know what the tests say, if things are okay." "Well, you're iron deficient." "We can fix that." "But your blood pressure is very high." "I've been really stressed at work." "You really should be taking it easy." "Yeah, I'll try." "Carrie, we can manage this, keep you and the baby healthy." "It's not magic." "It's a process." "You wanna leave it to chance, that's up to you." "Otherwise, you need to modify your behavior." "Not in a week or two, or when it's convenient." "Now." "What I'm doing, it has to do with the father." "I need to make some things right." "It matters to a lot of people." "But this is different, Carrie." "You're not on your own anymore." "Fara Sherazi?" " And you are?" " Mitchell Clawson from the IG's office." " IG?" " Inspector General." "May I come in?" "This way." " May I offer you something?" " I'm good." "You called in sick two days in a row." "Is something the matter?" " Migraines." " Yet you drove into work yesterday." "Yes." "Where you sat in the parking lot for over half an hour... before deciding to leave again." "I was hoping that it would go away." "Is that why you then paid a visit to 1426 Longhill Road... where the recent double murder happened?" "The Bethesda PD took down your license number." "The Agency had to call in a lot of favors to close that investigation." "Your going over there jeopardized all that." "I wanted to see where it happened." "Why?" "It upset me." "I was upset by it." "Director Berenson has shown... an unusual degree of confidence in you, Miss Sherazi... entrusted you with matters of national importance." "I'm aware of that." "But your current state of mind... makes your loyalty to him and to the Agency a very live issue." "Tell the director not to worry." "I'm fine." "You can tell him yourself... when you come in to work tomorrow." "Yes." "Director Berenson?" " Who's this Director Berenson?" " My boss." "But he's no banker, is he?" "No." "You went ahead, didn't you?" " In spite of everything I said." " Baba, an attack happened." "So what?" "It's none of your business." "They needed Farsi speakers with experience in international finance." "I had to help." "And when the secret police find out who you work for, what then?" "We have family still in Tehran..." "your uncle, his wife and children." "They will be added to the list of those to be hanged or shot!" "I'm an American." "Target is still unknown but presumed to be the man... who put the bomb in position in front of the HQ auditorium." "This is Paul Franklin, our stalking horse." "Carrie?" "Later this afternoon I'll promote misinformation to Mr. Franklin... in the hopes it'll lead us to the bomber." "Our assumption is that after the meeting he'll reach out for instructions." "To this man, Leland Bennett, one of the senior partners at the firm." "Which is why operation from this moment forward... requires a full complement of audio and visual surveillance on both subjects." "I don't have to tell you what catching this guy would mean." "In other words, stay small, stay cool, stay out of sight." "Okay, everybody." "Game time." " You were right." " Tell me." "They've connected your firm to the guy who detonated the bomb at Langley." " That's not possible." " I'm telling you what I found out." "All right." "Okay." "They're also under the impression that he's still here in the United States." "Is that true?" "Answer the question or so help me, I'll get up and you'll never see me again." " Take it easy, Carrie." "Take a breath." " Don't patronize me." "Okay." "It's true." "He's here." "He's here where?" "I'm assuming that means they haven't located him yet." " No, they haven't." " Then exactly what do they have?" "A warrant pending before a FISA judge naming Leland Bennett a coconspirator." " How soon before the warrant's active?" " A few days at least." "They won't find anything." "Bennett's clean." " He works through a cutout." " You." "Just lay low and let me handle this." "You're the one who's been handling this... so excuse me if your assurance isn't very assuring." " They have a line on our friend." " How'd they get onto him?" " No idea." " Well, find out." " It's a little late for that, don't you think?" " You sure it wasn't your mistake?" "You sure it wasn't yours?" "We were asked to provide material support... to an American citizen with ties to the regime." "There was no mention of his involvement in the bombing." "There was later." " Yes, there was." " We should have dealt with it then." "Maybe." " Do they know his name?" " No." "Then we're still okay." " Do you want him out of the country?" " Yes." "Preferably with a new identity." "How much do I tell him?" "I don't care." "Just get him out." "Franklin's sending a text." " Talk to me." " It's an address and time." "Fairview Motel in Lynchburg, 0130." "Can we trace who he's sending it to?" "No." "There must be an anonymizer on the device." "Don't worry, Carrie." "As long as we stick on Franklin, you'll get your bomber." "He's right." "We'll send a tactical team to the motel." "They'll arrest the target as soon as Franklin clears scene." "D. C. Department of Transportation is warning drivers to prepare for delays... due to street closures downtown Thursday through Saturday." "Officials say southbound 14th Street Northwest... will be closed between G Street and Pennsylvania." "Here's something." "It could be him." "Yeah, it is him." "I've got a visual." "Copy that." " What's he doing?" " Just sitting there at the moment." "Bravo, do you have eyes on?" "I'm looking down on the roof of his car." "No one moves until Franklin leaves sight." "Copy that." "He's calling someone." "We got it." " Are you here?" " Outside." "Flash your lights." " What room are you in?" " First tell me what's happening." "You may have been compromised." " How the hell did that happen?" " It happened." "What difference does it make how?" "Because I'm the one whose life is fucked." "If I hadn't gotten to you first... you'd spend the rest of your life living in a cage." "Try on some gratitude." "You want your exfil package or not?" " 220." " Be right up." "Shit." "He's got a weapon." "What?" "Now he's silencing it." "Jesus, are you seeing this?" " He's got a gun." " Bravo, can you confirm?" "Negative." "My view is obscured." "He's not exfiltrating the bomber, he's taking him out." " You don't know that, Carrie." " Why else would he have a silencer?" "She's right, Scott." "I make the weapon." "I'm telling you, Franklin's gonna kill that guy." "Listen to me." "We just heard Bennett telling Franklin to get the guy out of the country." "Maybe Bennett changed his mind." "Either way, our priority is to keep Franklin in play." "So we just let him kill the bomber?" "If necessary, yes." "That wasn't the deal." "The bomber's the only way to prove that Brody's innocent." "And stopping Franklin now would blow your cover... and Javadi's back in Tehran." "You get that, right?" "Until Franklin is clear, I want all teams to stand down." "All teams, acknowledge standing down." " Bravo here." "Standing down." " Alpha team standing down." "Carrie, acknowledge." "Carrie." "Carrie, what the fuck are you doing?" "Carrie!" "Go back to the van!" "Saul promised me this guy alive." "Saul's not calling the shots here." "He promised me, goddamn it." "Get him on the phone." "There's no time." "Turn around." "Carrie, turn around now or we will stop you." "This is your last warning." "Listen to the man, Carrie." "Bravo, I am authorizing force." "Take the shot." "I repeat..." " Let me." " Take the shot." " Carrie, this is Quinn." "Break away." " I'm sorry." "I can't." "You're fucking us, Carrie." "Months of work." "Your work." "I don't care." "Carrie, I will take the shot." "Window's closing, for Christ's sake!" "He's in." "Franklin is inside." "Pick her up, for God's sake." "Go!" "Go!" "Move it!" "Jesus Christ." " What was the delay?" " I stopped her, didn't I?" "Go with her." "I'll watch Franklin." "Hospital's on the line." "Tell 'em we got a gunshot wound to the upper left bicep... significant bleeding, might have clipped an artery." "Hold on." "You're gonna be all right." "Goddamn it!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" " Quinn?" " Yeah." " Is the bomber dead?" " Yeah." "Fuck!" "Fuck." "Something's going on." " Yeah, you got shot." " Yeah, no shit." "You shot me." "No, I mean, something is going on." "None of this makes sense." "Just breathe, okay?" "Deep breaths." "Come on." "Come here." "Come closer." "Where the fuck is Saul?" " You have a good flight?" " Yeah, fine." "It got me here." "This way." "Wait here." "In another month it's even hotter." "You won't believe." "Maybe I use the 10 million to put in an air conditioning." "There."

"THIS IS LIKE I'M DYING." "WHEN THE BRAIN DIES," "IT TRIES TO MAKE CONNECTIONS FOR SEVEN MINUTES." "MY BODY TEMPERATURE'S DROPPING." "TECHNICALLY, I COULD BE DEAD ALREADY." "I THINK I HAD A DREAM ABOUT YOU." "NO, THAT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD." "I'VE BLOODY DREAMT ABOUT DOING THIS." "I'LL SEE YOU..." "SEE YOU LATER." "WELL, TOMORROW PROBABLY." "SOMETIME." "WHENEVER." " SEE YOU TOMORROW." "BEEN IN THE WARS, HAVE WE, SIR?" "OH, DEAR." "IT CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE A NASTY ONE." "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" "CID WERE QUICKLY ON THE SCENE," "WHERE GIL HOLLIS WAS ONLY JUST REGAINING CONSCIOUSNESS." "LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T BE WATCHING THE MATCH TODAY, BOYS." "WE'VE GOT A ROBBERY TO SOLVE." "MOVE OVER, LEWIS COLLINS, EH?" "IT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ME." " YOU'RE BETTER LOOKING THAN HIM." "GENTLY, JIM." "GENTLE." "I DON'T EVEN WEAR JEWELLERY." "OF COURSE, YOU WILL KNOW GIL HOLLIS AS THE MAN IN THE TUB," "ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR FUNDRAISERS." "LOVELY." "THANKS VERY MUCH." "JUST REMIND ME," "WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO RUN AN APPEAL ON POLICE 5?" "IN FACT, HE TOURED THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN WITH HIS TUB," "RAISING MONEY FOR THE CHILDREN OF AFRICA." "OH, THANKS VERY MUCH." "BRILLIANT." "HE EVENTUALLY FINISHED UP WITH £20, 000." "HERE HE IS ON CHILDREN IN NEED, TOGETHER WITH HIS OWN SON, ADAM." "WELL, I'D RAISED ALL THIS MONEY FOR CHARITY AROUND THE COUNTRY." "AND, UM..." "I'D COLLECTED IT, AND I'D PUT IT IN ME RUCKSACK." "I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE BANK WITH IT." "THERE WAS A MAN AND A WOMAN AND THEY WERE WEARING MASKS." "GET OUT." "GET OUT." "AND THEY SHOT ME." "I WAS ACTUALLY SHOT." "I WAS UNCONSCIOUS UNTIL THE POLICE FOUND ME." "THE ROBBERY TOOK THEM JUST 30 SECONDS TO COMMIT," "AND THEN THEY MADE THEIR GETAWAY, LEAVING GIL HOLLIS FOR DEAD." "SOMETHING DREADFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN." "I'M GOING TO TAKE SOMEONE." "WHO?" "WHO IS IT?" "WHO IS IT?" "IS IT ONE OF THEM?" "." "IS IT CID?" "." "WHO IS IT?" "." "WHO?" "." "WHO'S GOING TO DIE?" "." "I JUST WISH I COULD HAVE REMEMBERED MORE, YOU KNOW, FOR THE POLICE." "BUT I DO REMEMBER THOSE TRACKSUITS." "THIS WAS A BRUTAL AND CALLOUS ATTACK," "AND THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP TO CATCH THIS COUPLE BEFORE THEY STRIKE AGAIN." "TILL THEN..." "KEEP 'EM PEELED." "MY NAME IS ALEX DRAKE." "I'VE JUST BEEN SHOT AND THAT BULLET HAS TAKEN ME BACK TO 1981." "I MAY BE ONE SECOND AWAY FROM LIFE, OR ONE SECOND AWAY FROM DEATH." "ALL I KNOW IS THAT I HAVE TO KEEP FIGHTING." "FIGHT TO LIVE, FIGHT TO SEE MY DAUGHTER." "FIGHT TO GET HOME." "CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME" "BROAD BLOODY DAYLIGHT AND NOBODY SEES OR HEARS ANYTHING." "YOU SAID A TELLY APPEARANCE WOULD GET RESULTS." "WELL, IT WORKS ON CRIMEWATCH." " WHAT WATCH?" "DON'T FRET, I GOT IT TAPED ON BETAMAX." "RUN OFF SOME COPIES, CHRIS." "MY MUM'D LOVE TO SEE IT." "WE'RE NOT GONNA BOTHER WITH THAT." " THAT MAN LOST EVERYTHING." "WE'RE UNDER PRESSURE TO SOLVE THIS QUICK BECAUSE APPARENTLY" "HOLLIS IS BRITAIN'S ANSWER TO MOTHER THERESA." "CHRIS, GIVE ME A NOTE." "THAT BLOKE HAS RAISED A BOMB FOR BLACK KIDDIES." "THE CHIEF WANTS US TO SHOW PUBLIC COMPASSION." "ONE FROM ME." "ONE FROM YOU." "WELL, COME ON." "SHOW COMPASSION NOW." "THEY'D BETTER NOT DO THESE TELETHONS TOO OFTEN OR I'LL BE SKINT." "NAH, PEOPLE AREN'T GONNA DO THIS DAFT RUBBISH EVERY YEAR, ARE THEY?" "SAW YOU ON THE TELLY LAST NIGHT, CARLING." "IT WASN'T ME." "I DON'T LOOK LIKE..." "DID YOU SEE THAT BLOKE'S GUT?" "." "I ONLY HAD HALF AN EYE ON IT, MATE, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL OF YOU." "I DON'T LOOK LIKE EDDIE YEATS, OK?" "WHERE IS THIS LEAK COMING FROM?" "NOT FROM THE BATH, IT AIN'T PLUMBED IN." "ANYWAY, I CAN'T SEE NO LEAK." "DO YOU LIKE IT?" "FOUND IT ON THE CHAIR THIS MORNING." "YOU COULD USE IT AS A PAPERWEIGHT." "THANKS, SHAZ." "£20, 000 RAISED..." "IN AN OLD TIN TUB, AND THEN THIS HAPPENS." "IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU WEEP." " AH, TELL ME ABOUT IT, TERRY." "SO, GIL, THOUGHTS ARE WITH YOU, AND ON A WING AND A PRAYER," "THIS ONE'S FOR YOU." "WHATEVER NEXT?" "ED 'STEWPOT' STEWART TALKING ABOUT GBH ON JUNIOR CHOICE?" "YOU WERE RIGHT." "WE HAVE TO CRACK THIS." "I HAVE TO." "IT'S PART OF BEING IN CONTROL." "THEY SHOT HIM, BOLS." "THEY'RE RUTHLESS." "IF WE DON'T STOP 'EM, SOMEBODY'S GONNA WIND UP DEAD." "YEAH, THEY ARE." "BUT I WOULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN." "I HAVE TO PROVE TO MY SUBCONSCIOUS THAT I AM ITS MASTER." "AND THAT IS HOW I'LL GET HOME." "HOME?" "THINKING OF LEAVING?" "WELL, THIS WAS ONLY EVER TEMPORARY." "AH, RIGHT." "HAD ENOUGH OF US?" "WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN THAT EXACTLY." "EXCUSE ME." "HERE'S A THOUGHT, AND, ER, WELL, IT IS ONLY A THOUGHT BUT, UM..." "TONIGHT, SOMEWHERE POSH." "TROUT AND ALMONDS." "MY SHOUT." "JUST YOU AND ME." "IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, WELL, STUFF IT..." "I PREFER DOVER SOLE." "YOU WANT SOLE?" "I CAN GIVE YOU SOLE." "GREAT, OK." "RIGHT." "WEAR SOMETHING SLUTTY." "JIMMY, CHASE UP THE DABS FROM FORENSICS." "CHRIS, DATSUNS, CHECK FOR ANY LAST-MINUTE RESPRAYS." "RAYMONDO, PULL IN ALL OUR REGULAR SNOUTS." "ALL OVER IT LIKE RED DOTS ON A TART'S MINI." "GUV, I THINK GIL HOLLIS KNOWS MORE THAN HE REMEMBERS." "THE BLOKE'S A KINDLY TWAT." "VICTIMS ARE CRAP." "THEY SHIT THEMSELVES AND FORGET EVERYTHING." "I'LL WALK GIL THROUGH THE CRIME SCENE." "TRY AND PROVOKE AN ASSOCIATED MEMORY." "PSYCHOLOGY." "HMM." "RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?" "I'M GOING TO DO A BIT OF MIND-READING WITH URI GELLER HERE." "KEEP 'EM PEELED." "WHO'S IT GONNA BE?" "DING DONG." "AVON CALLING." "YOU WERE MILES AWAY." "KEEP 'EM PEELED." "WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?" "OH, HUNT." "SAW YOUR CHAPS ON P5." "IT WASN'T ACTUALLY US, SIR." "IT CERTAINLY WASN'T MY IDEA." "PITY, BECAUSE IT'S A SPLENDID NOTION." "POLICE AND PUBLIC SHARING COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY." "VERY MODERN..." "AWFUL BUSINESS." "AMAZING MAN." "SEPARATED FROM HIS WIFE AND CHILD ALL THOSE MONTHS." "CAN YOU IMAGINE SITTING OUT IN A BATH TUB IN CARLISLE?" "HE SHAMES US ALL, SIR." "THE TV PERSONALITIES ARE SHOWING THEIR SUPPORT." "I THINK THAT SORT OF THING IS MORE INCLINED TO HINDER RATHER THAN HELP." "YES, WELL, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO PASS ON A RATHER LARGE DONATION..." "FROM A GOLFING PARTNER OF MINE." "IT'S SID LITTLE." "HE'S A CLOSE FRIEND." "AH, OUR VERY OWN JULIET BRAVO." "OR IS IT JILL GASCOINE?" "THE GENTLE TOUCH." "TRYING, SIR." "DCI HUNT AND I ARE JUST OFF TO PRACTISE A LITTLE PSYCHOLOGY ON GIL HOLLIS." "AH, I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE DRAGGING THIS LUMMOX INTO THE 1980S." "I SHALL LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING SID SOME GOOD NEWS." "THAT'S SID LITTLE." "HE'S A CLOSE FRIEND." "D'YOU KNOW, I WISH YOU WERE JILL GASCOINE." "AND I WISH YOU WERE SID LITTLE." "OK, BREATHE IN..." "AND OUT." "JUST TAKE YOUR TIME." "IT'S ALL JUST A BLUR." "IT'S JUST A BLUR, REALLY." "IT WAS OVER IN A FLASH." "IT ALL HAPPENED SO QUICK..." "LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT SPECIFICS." "LET THE IMAGES WASH OVER YOU." "ALL I REMEMBER IS THEY HAD BALACLAVAS WITH HOODS." "SO THESE HOODIES, WHAT..." "HOODIES?" "." "THEY'RE BLAGGERS," "NOT CHARACTERS FROM WATCH WITH MOTHER." "SO, YOU GOT OUT OF THE CAR." "WHAT DID THEY SAY?" "ER..." "ER, THEY WERE SHOUTING STUFF." "I DON'T KNOW." "THEY JUST SHOT ME AND I BLACKED OUT." "OK." "WELL, THE MIND'S AN AMAZING ORGAN." "I'VE GOT AN AMAZING ORGAN." "IT'S CAPABLE OF MORE THAN YOU'D IMAGINE." "RIGHT AGAIN." " SO, THE CAR?" "YEAH, A DATSUN." "YELLOW..." "YELLOWISH." "BROWN." "I THINK THE BULLET..." "I REMEMBER THE BULLET PASSING THROUGH ME," "AND THEN I WAS FALLING..." "OK, SO YOU WERE SHOT AND THEN YOU WERE FALLING?" "YEAH, AND THEN IT ALL WENT DARK." "IS YOUR SLING UNCOMFORTABLE, GIL?" "IT'S..." "NO." "IT'S GOT TO BE STRAIGHT." "IT'S GOT TO LINE UP WITH MY BADGES." "WHILST WE ARE TRIPPING THE LIGHT FANTASTIC OF YOUR MIND," "CAN YOU RECAII ANYTHING ELSE LIKE THE REGISTRATION OF THE DATSUN?" "OR ALLEGRO." "MAYBE AN ALLEGRO." " WHAT?" "." "YOU ARE JOKING." "I HAVE GOT COPPERS LOOKING..." " I'M TRYING TO BE USEFUL." "WHAT ABOUT THE TRACKSUITS?" "BLUE." "YEAH, BLUE..." "OR BLACK." "ER, BLA..." "THEY WERE A DARK COLOUR." " OH, GIVE ME STRENGTH." "YOU'RE CONFUSING HIM." "YOU'LL CLOUD THE MEMORIES." "LOOK..." "IOOK, I SO MUCH WANT YOU TO CATCH THEM." "EVERYONE'S GIVEN SO MUCH CASH FOR BOTSWANA AND THEY ENTRUSTED IT TO ME." "GIL, THIS IS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO." "WE ARE GOING TO RETRACE YOUR STEPS, OK?" "SEE IF WE CAN DISLODGE SOME HIDDEN MEMORIES." "AND AFTER THAT WE'RE GONNA MAKE A STUDY OF SOME SHEEP ENTRAILS," "SEE WHAT WE CAN LEARN FROM THEM." "KEEP YOUR BREATHING CIRCULAR." "IN THROUGH YOUR NOSE..." "AND OUT THROUGH YOUR MOUTH." "NICE AND CONTROLLED." "SUN'S OUT." "UM..." "IT'S A BIT..." "IT'S BIT OVERCAST." "UM, I'M HAPPY." "ER, CAR'S HANDLING BADLY COS I'VE GOT THE BATH STRAPPED TO THE ROOF RACK." "OK, JUST RELAX." "STOP." "STOP THE CAR." "STOP THE CAR." "I WANT TO GET OUT." "STOP THE CAR." "LET ME GET OUT, LET ME GET OUT." "LET ME GET OUT." " OK, WHAT IS IT?" "WHAT'S WRONG, GIL?" " SORRY, SORRY, IT'S..." "HE'S TURNING INTO AL JOLSON NOW." "SORRY." "HANG ON, HANG ON..." "SORRY, I'VE JUST GOT TO..." "DRAKE, WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" "JUST GIVE HIM A MINUTE." "HE'S CLEARLY OCD." "HEY, MAN." "WHERE'S YOUR RUB-A-DUB?" "EH?" "WHERE'S YOUR SHAMPOO?" "WHERE'S YOUR BUBBLE BATH?" "FREAK." "OI, YOU LOT." "TURN THAT RACKET DOWN, OTHERWISE I'M GONNA PULL YOU IN..." "AND FORCE YOU TO LISTEN TO VAL DOONICAN TILL YOU TOP YOURSELVES." "GO SCREW YOUR POLICE DOG..." "PIG." "IS THE BILLBOARD ONE OF YOUR REGULAR TOUCHSTONES, GIL?" "WHY WON'T IT LINE UP?" " THIS IS TURNING INTO A CIRCUS, DRAKE." "LET'S GET OUT OF HERE." " HE'S SPIRALLING." "WE NEED GET HIM FOCUSED." " I CAN DO THAT..." "OI." "THOSE GUYS." "ALWAYS GOING ON ABOUT ME." "'HAVE YOU HAD A WASH?" "'" "'WHERE'S YOUR BUBBLE BATH?" "'" "STUFF THEM." "WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING STUCK IN A BATH FOR EIGHT MONTHS?" "IT'S LONELY, IT'S VERY LONELY." "I BET YOU WERE THE CLEANEST BLOKE IN THE COUNTRY, THOUGH." "WELL, THAT WAS BLUNT BUT SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE." "THAT'S ME ALL OVER." "GIL COLLECTS HIS CHARITY FUNDS," "HE DRIVES FROM HIS HOME ALONG MARPLE STREET." "BEFORE ANY OF YOU ASK, THE PINK WAFER REPRESENTS HIS BATHTUB." "THAT WAS A FORD ESTATE." " DINKY DON'T MAKE THEM." "HE DRIVES PAST THE BILLBOARD, INTO CRATE LANE," "NOT REALISING THE ROADWORKS WERE BLOCKING THE ROAD OFF." "THE BLAGGERS, MEANWHILE..." "FORCE HIM OFF THE ROAD RIGHT THERE." "DO THEY NOT MAKE ALLEGROS?" "DINKY DON'T MAKE DATSUNS EITHER." " DO THEY NOT?" "WOULD YOU SHUT UP." "BLAG OCCURS." "'GIMME YOUR MONEY.' BOOM." "THE SCUMBAG SHITS JUMP BACK IN THE GETAWAY CAR..." "AND RACE ALONG CRATE LANE, SCREAMING INTO MARPLE STREET HERE." "AND THIS IS WHERE THE TRAIL GOES AS COLD AS A POLAR BEAR'S KNACKERS." "THAT'S AN UNUSUAL MO, A MALE AND A FEMALE." "YEAH, A BIRD DOING BLAGS." "THAT'S VERY DISTURBING." "DO YOU THINK SHE WEARS HEELS OR COMFORTABLE SHOES?" "I PROPOSE, GIVEN YOUR REACTION TO THE GENDER BALANCE," "THAT THIS IS THEIR FIRST JOB." "NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK?" "NOW, THAT IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BOY BAND." "CHRIS, TAKE THAT." "LIST OF DODGY CAR DEALERS, EAST 17." "RIGHT, BACKSTREET BOYS." " LET'S GET 'EM BUSTED." "OH, GOD, I'M GOING TO SCREAM." "UM..." "NO, I'M NOT BECAUSE I'M IN CONTROL." "I THINK THIS PAIR ARE STILL IN THE AREA." "THEY'LL BE GIDDY ON ADRENALINE." "BONNIE AND CLYDE SYNDROME." "WHAT, SYNDROMES ARE NAMED AFTER FILMS?" "THEY MIGHT START MAKING MISTAKES..." "BECAUSE THEY THINK THEY CAN RUN RINGS AROUND US." "ROAD RUNNER SYNDROME." " MEEP-MEEP." "OK, OK." "GOOD." "IN CONTROL." "NOW, NONE OF YOU..." "WILL DIE..." "UNLESS I CHOOSE TO KILL YOU." "IT'S CREEPY IN HERE." "YOU SHOULD TRY BEING IN HERE WITH DCI HUNT." "NOW, I KNOW..." "THAT YOU KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK YOU DO, GIL." "OK." "SO I'D LIKE YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND BREATHE." "I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING." "THAT'S PERCEPTIVE." "NO, I MEAN I CAN'T RECALL NOTHING NEW." "I WANT YOU TO PICTURE AN ORCHARD..." "BRIMMING WITH APPLES." "SWEET SMELL." "THE END OF SUMMER." "THERE." "NOW, WHAT CAN YOU SEE?" "I'M PICKING WINDFALLS..." "WITH MY SON, LITTLE ADAM." "THAT'S GREAT." "THAT'S GREAT." "I WANT YOU TO MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR IN YOUR MIND'S EYE." "ADAM'S LAUGHING." "I'D FORGOTTEN HOW MUCH HE LAUGHS." "I'VE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG." "DROP YOUR HEAD AND OPEN YOUR EYES." "WE'VE JUST GIVEN YOUR MEMORY A BATH." "I'VE HAD IT WITH BATHS." "HER EYES..." "WHO'S EYES?" "THE WOMAN WHO ROBBED YOU?" "SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME." "SORT OF HOLDING ME ATTENTION." "AND THEN HE PULLED THE TRIGGER." "THEN I WAS FALLING..." "INTO DARKNESS, AND IT WAS COLD." "IT WAS COLD..." "SO COLD." "AND YOU FEEL IT, AND IT FEELS LIKE THIS." "IT'S LIKE THERE'S WORMS INSIDE YOU." "SHE WAS LOOKING AT ME, THE WOMAN." "IT WAS HER EYES, I REMEMBER THAT NOW." "IT WAS DARK EYES UNDER HER HOOD," "LOOKING INTO ME." "ADAM." "HELLO, MATE." "HOW ARE YOU?" "NICE TO SEE YOU." "I'VE CHECKED, MA'AM." "ALL THE OLD CRIME REPORTS ARE DOWN HERE NOW." "I'M JUST TRYING TO CROSS-REFERENCE A FEW IDS." "DARK EYES?" "YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT." "THE EYES HAVE IT." "'DILIGENCE IS THE MOTHER OF GOOD FORTUNE.' DON QUIXOTE." "IT WAS AN ANSWER ON UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE." "IT'S FUNNY WHAT YOU REMEMBER, INNIT?" "DO YOU READ, SHAZ?" "NOT REALLY." "YOU CAN GET EVERYTHING OFF THE TELLY." "MY DAD USED TO READ TO US WHEN WE WERE LITTLE." "YEAH, SO DID MINE." "THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE EVERY NIGHT FOR A WEEK." "IT WAS FANTASTIC." "DID HE PUT ON ALL THE VOICES AN' THAT?" "AND EVERY NIGHT HE'D FINISH ON A CLIFFHANGER AND THEN HE'D SAY..." "HE'D SAY, 'UNTIL TOMORROW.'" "HE SOUNDS LOVELY." "YOU NEED TO GET ON." "YOU DON'T NEED SOME GLORIFIED TYPIST DISTURBING YOU, EH?" "YOU ARE CONSCIENTIOUS AND YOU'VE GOT A GREAT OUTLOOK ON LIFE." "LISTEN TO ME, TALKING TO YOU LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY..." "ACTUALLY WHAT?" "YOU KNOW, WOMEN LIKE YOU ARE SO IMPORTANT IN THE FORCE." "YOU'RE THE FUTURE." "FAB." "KEEP 'EM PEELED." "GIL HOLLIS IS OUR ONLY WITNESS..." "AND, QUITE FRANKLY, I'VE HAD CUSTARD WITH MORE CONSISTENCY." "PLUS THE FACT HE CAN'T DRIVE PAST A BILLBOARD..." "WITHOUT STOPPING TO DO A HOT SHOE SHUFFLE." "GIL HAS A CONDITION" " OCD." "ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVRES IN THE DARK?" " OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER." "I AM DONE WITH PSYCHIATRY." "LOOK AT ME..." "OK, ALL RIGHT." "HAPPY ALEX." "I'M IN-CONTROL ALEX." "NOW, WE HAVE TO REACH INTO THE NEIGHBOURHOOD," "INTO THE COMMUNITY, AND I AM LOATHE TO SUGGEST IT, BUT..." "WHAT ABOUT A PERSONAL TELEVISION APPEAL?" "THE GOGGLE BOX IS NO PLACE TO POLICE CRIME." "IF WE SHOWED THE PUBLIC AND THE CHIEF THAT WE'RE PROGRESSIVE..." "NOT HAPPENING, BOLLY." "END OF." "HEY, LOOK." "YOU'RE JOKING." "ROGER DECOURCEY." "YOU DON'T THINK HE'S HERE NOW, DO YOU?" "GO EASY, LOVE." "I'M INVESTIGATING A ROBBERY, NOT AUDITIONING FOR HELLO DOLLY." "OK, I'VE MADE NOTES." "YOU NEED PRIMING." " I KNOW WHAT I WANT TO SAY." "YOU'RE NOT DRESSING DOWN A FEW BEER-BREATHS IN THE COPPERS' CANTEEN." "YOU'RE FACING THREE MILLION PEOPLE." "THREE MILLION?" "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY HAIR, YOU TV MARY?" "." "GET OFF." "IT WASN'T, WAS IT?" " IT WAS." "BECAUSE OF THE CHARITY CONNECTION, YOU COULD APPEAL..." "TO MEMBERS OF THE CRIMINAL COMMUNITY." "MEMBERS OF THE CRIMINAL COMMUNITY?" "WE'RE TALKING ABOUT VILLAINS, DRAKE, NOT THE BLOODY WALTONS." "GUV, YOU CAN MOVE DIRECTLY INTO THE CONSCIENCES OF PEOPLE." "THAT IS WHAT TELEVISION CAN DO." "NO, THAT'S WHAT SONGS OF PRAISE CAN DO." "ME, I'M HERE TO CATCH CROOKS." "HEY, GUV, BREAK YOUR NECK." "'BREAK A LEG,' CHRIS." "SO, STAY CALM..." "ROGER DECOURCEY." "AND NOOKIE THE BEAR." "COMING TO AIR, AND GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE." "FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE," "CUE SHAW." "YOU ALL KNOW GIL HOLLIS AS ONE OF OUR MOST POPULAR FUNDRAISERS." "HIS MISSION ENDED IN VIOLENCE AND ROBBERY." "THIS WAS A BRUTAL AND CALLOUS ATTACK AND THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP..." "TO CATCH THIS COUPLE BEFORE THEY STRIKE AGAIN." "DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE A COUPLE IN FENCHURCH THAT AFTERNOON?" "A MAN AND A WOMAN." "THINGS THAT MIGHT HAVE CAUGHT YOUR EYE -..." "THEY WERE WEARING TRACKSUITS WITH THE HOODS UP." "NOW, WHO WOULD WEAR A TRACKSUIT WITH THE HOOD UP?" "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ODD." "THINK ABOUT THAT." "WELL, WITH ME IS THE MAN IN CHARGE, DETECTIVE CHIEF INSPECTOR GENE HUNT." "NO LUCK SO FAR?" "ER, WE'RE STILL IN THE PROCESS OF CONDUCTING AN EXHAUSTING INVEST..." "OH, HANG ON." "ER, EXHAUSTIVE INVESTIGATION." "AND..." "WE'RE CERTAIN WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BREAKTHROUGH SOON." "IS HE ALL RIGHT?" "HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN ON CUT-PRICE VINDALOO." "... MAY STILL BE AT LARGE IN THE AREA BECAUSE OF, UM..." "WELL, IT'S BONNIE AND CLYDE SYNDROME." "WE URGE ANYONE WITH..." "YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THAT HANGING." "YOU HAVE TO ELUCIDATE." "SO IF YOU'RE PROTECTING A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY, THEN, ER..." "THEN YOU CAN PHONE US." "UM, FENCHURCH EAST POLICE STATION." "THAT'S WHERE WE ARE." "AND, UM..." "ABOVE ALL, DON'T HAVE NIGHTMARES." "NO, DO HAVE NIGHTMARES." "THESE ARE SCUM, THEY'RE STILL AT LARGE AND WE NEED TO NAIL THESE BASTARDS." "A HEARTFELT PLEA THERE FROM THE MAN IN CHARGE OF THE INVESTIGATION." "THAT'S IT FOR TODAY." "UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN..." "KEEP 'EM PEELED." " SORRY ABOUT SAYING 'BASTARDS'." "BOLLOCKS." "THANK YOU, STUDIO." "IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED?" "I COULD DO WITH A BLOODY DRINK." "YES..." "IT'S FOR YOU." "HELLO." "YOU SAW IT, SIR..." "NO, HANG ABOUT." "I MEAN..." "IF I COULD J..." "I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO SOUND INEFFECTUAL." "AS YOU KNOW, THAT'S NOT ME." "NO." "PROGRESSIVE, I THINK YOU'LL FIND." "YES, SIR." "THANK YOU, SIR." "GOODBYE." "'PATHETIC'." "SUPER'S WORDS." "THIS WAS YOUR IDEA." "I DID THIS FOR YOU." "HAPPY NOW?" "GENE." "YOU KNOW WHAT, LOVE?" "IN THE OLD DAYS, NO-ONE WOULD CLEAN MY OFFICE." "NOT FOR WEEKS." "OH, YEAH, LOVE?" "YEAH, THE VERY WALLS WOULD BE RUNNING WITH SCOTCH AND FAG SMOKE." "I WAS LEFT TO IT." "IT WAS PARADISE." "I BET IT WAS." "WILL SOMEBODY TURN THAT BLOODY SKA MUSIC DOWN?" "HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON, HANG ON..." "THE BLAGGERS HAD TO COME BACK THIS WAY PAST THE SKA BOYS." "EVENING ALL." " HEY, MR HUNT." "'KEEP 'EM PEELED.'" "YOU KNOW WHAT?" "I DID." "AND IT SUDDENLY DAWNED ON ME..." "THAT WHEN THE GETAWAY CAR HAD TO DOUBLE BACK," "YOU DICKHEADS WERE LOITERING HERE." "WHICH MEANS..." "YOU'RE ALL EYEWITNESSES." "WE SAW NOTHING, MAN." "YEAH?" "NICK 'EM." "WHICH ONES?" "ALL OF THEM." "MUSIC TO MY EARS." "ONLY THE GUILTY NEED FEAR ME, SON." "SCUM." "SCREW YOU, PIG." "WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?" "WHAT SHOULD HAVE GONE ON IN THE FIRST PLACE." "THEY'RE WITNESSES." "YOU LIKE THIS HAT, DO YOU?" "YOU'D BETTER TALK, OTHERWISE I'LL NAIL IT TO YOUR SKULL." "HE'S IN CUSTODY." " BLIMEY, GUV." "EASY, EH?" "THE SOUTH MADE YOU GO ALL SOFT?" " STOP IT, GUV." "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?" "BOLIVIA?" "YOU WERE ON THAT STREET." "WHAT DID YOU SEE?" "TALK." "I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION, BUT YOU ARE LOSING CONTROL." "I FEEL LIKE I'M GAINING IT." "COME ON." "WE WAS JUST MESSING WITH HIM." "HE PULLED UP RIGHT BY US." "HE TOOK THIS BAG AND HE RAN BEHIND THE BILLBOARD." "WHAT, THE BLAGGERS?" " THAT BATH GUY, HOLLIS." "BEFORE HE WAS ROBBED?" "SO HE TOOK THE CASH BEHIND THE BILLBOARD?" "WHAT WAS HE DOING?" " DUNNO." "HE WAS BEHIND THERE FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES." "RIGHT, RAY." "TAKE A FORMAL STATEMENT FROM LAUGHING BOY HERE." "YOU HAVE TO LET THE REST OF THEM GO." "FINE." "WE'RE RECALLING GIL HOLLIS FOR QUESTIONING." "THERE'S A DISCREPANCY IN HIS STATEMENT." "AND YOU SAW HOW HE REACTED AT THAT BILLBOARD." "HOW MANY TIMES?" "HE'S..." "OCD." " OMD." "NO, NO, HE'S OCD." "YES." "HE'S BEEN LYING TO US AND PLAYING ME FOR THE FOOL." "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO." "LOOK, I KNOW I SAID I'D COME IN AND HELP TODAY," "BUT YOU HAD A MESSAGE TO YOUR FRONT DESK" "THAT MY SON'S HAD AN ASTHMA ATTACK," "SO I'VE GOT TO GO." "AND HIS MOTHER'S WORRIED." "WE DIDN'T REALISE." "WE CAN DO THIS ANOTHER DAY." "WHY DID YOU GO BEHIND THAT BILLBOARD?" "WHAT, ON THE WAY TO THE BANK?" "TO HAVE A JIMMY RIDDLE." "I'M SORRY, CAN WE DO THIS ANOTHER DAY?" "BECAUSE ADAM REALLY IS NOT WELL." "HOW COME A LOAD OF SKA BOYS ON THAT ROAD..." "ALL SAW YOU GOING FOR A DANGLE..." "BUT NEVER CLOCK THE GETAWAY CAR TEN MINUTES IATER?" "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?" "SO YOU PARKED UP..." "AND TOOK THE MONEY WITH YOU?" " YEAH." "I'M NOT GOING TO LEAVE 20 GRAND IN MY CAR, AM I?" "LOOK, THOSE BOYS ARE THUGS." "I SAW ONE OF THEM CLIMB UP AND GET IN MY BATH." "THAT'S NOT ON." "THEY WERE TRYING TO GET IN THE CAR, AND THEY WERE LOOKING FOR ME BUBBLE BATH." "WHAT MORE CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS GETAWAY CAR?" "YOU KNOW, THE DATSUN, OR WAS IT MAYBE AN ALLEGRO?" "YOU KNOW, THE YELLOW ONE..." "OR BROWN?" " HE WAS SHOT." "I WAS LITERALLY SHOT." "SO WHAT?" "I'VE BEEN SHOT." "LOADS OF FOLK GET SHOT." "HE WASN'T THAT SHOT." "HE PASSED OUT." "HOW COULD HE POSSIBLY REMEMBER ANYTHING?" "IT WAS OVER IN SECONDS." " WHY..." "WHEN WE WALKED YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY," "DID YOU FAIL TO MENTION THAT YOU STOPPED" "RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE BILLBOARD?" "WHY WAS THAT SPOT SO BOTHERING YOU?" "LOOK, IF YOU MUST KNOW..." "IT'S ABOUT MY PEEING HABITS." "I HAVE TO DO IT A CERTAIN WAY." "AND I HAVE TO COUNT, AND I'VE GOT A SYSTEM." "AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS." "I HAD TO STOP IN FRONT OF THE BILLBOARD..." "COS I REMEMBERED THAT I HADN'T TOUCHED IT AFTER I'D..." "BEEN." "I'M SURE MR HOLLIS DIDN'T THINK THAT" "HIS RENAL HABITS WOULD BENEFIT THE CASE." "LOOK, I REALLY WANT TO HELP YOU WITH EVERY FIBRE OF MY BODY." "FOR THOSE KIDS, THOSE DYING KIDS IN AFRICA." "WHAT, YOU CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF THIS WOMAN'S FACE UNDER HER HOOD?" "NOT HER HAIR OR ANYTHING." "JUST HER EYES, COS OF THE BALACLAVA." "HER EYES, THOSE EYES." "DI DRAKE HELPED ME REMEMBER THOSE EYES." "RIGHT, BOLLY, LET'S ROUND UP THOSE DODGY BIRDS ON YOUR LIST." "WE LOOKED BEHIND THE BILLBOARD." "THE GROUND HASN'T BEEN DISTURBED." "JUST TAKE YOUR TIME." "ARE YOU SURE?" " YEAH, POSITIVE, 100%." "THAT'S HER." "THAT'S THE ONE." "WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?" "I'VE GOT TO GO HOME." "ADAM NEEDS ME." "YEAH, I BET HE DOES." "WELL, WELL, WELL..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" " YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP, GIL." "NOTHING YOU HAVE TOLD US ADDS UP AND I'M BEGINNING TO LOSE MY PATIENCE." "MY THINGS." "THEY NEED TO BE IN A CERTAIN ORDER." "I WANNA GO HOME." "YOU CAN'T TREAT HIM LIKE THIS." " YOU CAN'T." "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" "." " YOU'VE BEEN LYING TO US." "NO-ONE SAW THE GETAWAY CAR." "THEY ONLY SAW YOU." "I STOPPED THE CAR." "THE ROBBERS, THEY SHOUTED SOMETHING, THEN I OPENED THE DOOR." "AND THEN THE GUN WENT OFF." "AND THEN THAT WAS IT." "I'M NOT A BRAVE MAN, MR HUNT." "I'M NOT A HARD MAN EITHER." "I'M SORRY IF I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU." "HE WAS SHOT." "WHERE'S THE GUN?" "WHERE'S THE EVIDENCE?" "EVIDENCE CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND TO BACK UP MY INSTINCT." "WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN THIS PATH." "RIGHT, TAKE HIM DOWN THE CELLS." "HE CAN DECIDE WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY NEXT." "YOU CAN'T LET HIM DO THIS, DI DRAKE." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" "GET OFF ME." "DI DRAKE, I WANT TO GO HOME." "I WANT TO SEE ME FAMILY." "I'M DYING HERE." "YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME, YOU STUPID, PIG-HEADED BASTARD." "I'VE BEEN PONCING ABOUT ON THE TELLY FOR YOU," "SAYING THINGS THAT I DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND." "YOU BELIEVE THAT I AM GOING TO SELL MY" "PROFESSIONAL GUT INSTINCT DOWN THE RIVER..." "JUST SO'S THAT YOU CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF?" "FORGET IT." "NO..." "I WON'T LET YOU." "CID DETAINED PEOPLE ILLEGALLY LAST NIGHT." "DCI HUNT USED PHYSICAL VIOLENCE AND NOW..." "HE'S HOLDING GIL HOLLIS IN CUSTODY WITHOUT CAUTION." "GIL HAS A MEDICAL CONDITION AND I'M WORRIED HE'LL HURT HIMSELF." "I'M JUST WONDERING HOW TO REGAIN CONTROL OF THIS INVESTIGATION." "IF I DON'T, THEN I BELIEVE SOMEBODY'S GOING TO DIE." "REPORT HUNT TO YOUR SUPERIORS." "HAVE HIM REMOVED." "... I DON'T WANT TO WADE IN TOO HARD." "I FEEL LIKE SUCH A JUDAS," "AND BESIDES THERE ARE STILL FORENSIC LEADS TO FOLLOW." "IF I CARRY ON WITH MY OWN INVESTIGATION..." "HE'LL UNDERMINE IT." "REPORT HUNT." "GET YOUR CONTROL BACK." "I CAN HELP YOU." "I'M ON YOUR SIDE." "SIR, WITH RESPECT, THERE WAS..." "NO, SIR." "THANK YOU, SIR." "TELL ME I AM HAVING A BAD DREAM." "NO, THAT'S ME." "GIL HOLLIS IS NOW UNDER THE REPRESENTATION OF CAROLINE PRICE." "YOU DETAINED HIM BASED UPON A WITNESS STATEMENT..." "WHICH WAS ILLEGALLY OBTAINED THROUGH INDUCEMENT." "HOLD YOUR BLOODY HORSES." " I HAVEN'T FINISHED." "CONTRARY TO THE RULES, YOU HELD HIM..." "WITHOUT ACCESS TO A TELEPHONE CALL OR A SOLICITOR." "YOU ALSO FAILED TO CAUTION HIM." "I'M SORRY..." "YOU CAN'T QUITE DO THAT." "YOU'RE MAKING A BIG MIST..." " ONE LAST THING." "YOU IMPLIED THAT YOU WERE PREPARED TO MANUFACTURE EVIDENCE..." "TO SECURE A CONVICTION, AND I QUOTE," "'EVIDENCE CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND TO BACK UP MY INSTINCTS.'" "NOW, THAT IS A BIGGIE." "THIS IS JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS." "THIS IS NONE TOO HEALTHY, CHIEF INSPECTOR." "THE MANC LION." "I KNEW ONE DAY YOU'D ASK TO HAVE THIS LION SHAVED, DI DRAKE." "YOU BITCH." "WATCH YOUR MOUTH, SERGEANT." "YOU'RE TALKING TO A DI." "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?" "CHRISTMAS?" "TAKE HIM TO THE CAR." "WE'LL MEET AGAIN, GIL." "DON'T KNOW WHERE, DON'T KNOW WHEN." "BUT I KNOW WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAY." "I'LL BE BACK FOR ME BATHTUB." "YOU SEE, ALEX, THIS LION, THIS LION THEY ALL FEAR," "WHY, HE'S NOTHING BUT A BIG PUSSYCAT." "YOU'VE GOT WHAT YOU WANT." "WILL YOU PLEASE JUST LEAVE." "PLEASE." "DCI HUNT, SHALL WE STEP INTO YOUR OFFICE?" "WHY SIR?" "SO'S THAT I CAN STEP STRAIGHT BACK OUT AGAIN?" "I TAKE IT I'M SUSPENDED." "OH, NO, YOU'RE ON LEAVE." "YOU'RE OVER-STRESSED." "A HOLIDAY WILL DO YOU THE WORLD." "D'YOU KNOW, I MIGHT VISIT BOGNOR." "THERE'S A CATS' HOME IN BOGNOR." "I KNOW YOU HATE ME, BUT I HAVE TO DO THIS, ALL RIGHT?" "IT'S IMPORTANT." "I HAVE TO BE IN CONTROL." "OH, I SUPPOSE I'M NOT." "THERE WAS ME THINKING WE WERE BEGINNING TO GET ALONG." "I CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING." "MAYBE IF YOU HAD A CHILD, YOU'D UNDERSTAND." "HOW DO YOU KNOW I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN?" "WHAT?" "." " HERE." "YOU WANT MY JOB," "HAVE MY STUFF." "OH, NO, NO, NO." "I AM NOT GOING DOWN THAT PATH." "THE RIGHTEOUS ANGER." "ME FEELING GUILTY." "YOU, YOU ARE A FICTITIOUS CONSTRUCT BEMOANING HIS FICTITIOUS FATE." "AND I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, GENE." "YES, I AM." "I AM SO TIRED." "D'YOU KNOW WHAT?" "WE ALL ARE, LOVE." "SHALL WE POSTPONE DINNER?" "AND THEN HE GOES, 'OOH, MISS JONES, MISS JONES...'" "DC SKELTON, FORENSIC REPORT FROM THE CAR?" "YEAH, IT'S IN." "NO DABS." "FIREARMS RESIDUE ON THE DRIVER'S SIDE." "THE MAN WAS SHOT." "ANYTHING ELSE?" "THE BLOOD IN THE CAR WAS A POS." "HOLLIS IS A POSITIVE." " WELL DONE, QUINCY." "QUINCY IS A PATHOLOGIST." "WELL, SO ARE YOU." "NO, RAY, SHE'S A PSYCHIATRIST." "PSYCHOLOGIST." "YEAH, JUST LIKE QUINCY." "ADDITIONAL STATEMENTS, MA'AM, LIKE YOU ASKED FOR." "THANKS, SHAZ." "WOULD YOU MIND...?" "ARE WE STILL GOING OUT TONIGHT?" "YEAH." "PICTURES." " I WANT SOMETHING ROMANTIC." "FRIDAY THE 13TH, PART 2." "IS IT ROMANTIC?" "WELL, IT'S SET BY A LAKE." " FAB." "DCI HUNT MAY BE ON LEAVE," "BUT I WOULD LIKE YOU ALL TO KEEP HIM IN THE LOOP, PLEASE." "JUST TO LET YOU KNOW, MA'AM, IF YOU WERE A BLOKE," "I'D BE KNOCKING TEN BELLS OUT OF YOU." "BELLS?" "BELLS." "OH, RIGSBY." "OOH, MISS JONES, MISS JONES..." "GOD, YOU'RE SO '80S." " WHAT?" "." "THE TOUCH OF YOUR HAND AND THIS MUSIC." "I THINK I MIGHT BE LOSING MY MIND." "WHICH IS IRONIC, REALLY, AS I'M IN MY OWN MIND." "HAVE WE MET BEFORE, ALEX?" "I MEAN..." "DON'T YOU THINK IT FEELS LIKE WE HAVE?" "WE HAVE." "WE HAVE MET BEFORE." "IN ANOTHER LIFE." "A PAST LIFE?" "WOO, IT'S NOT WHAT I WAS THINKING, BUT IT'S AN INTERESTING IDEA." "JUST FORGET IT." " WHO WERE WE?" "WELL..." "I WAS IN DISTRESS AND YOU RODE TO MY RESCUE." "AH, THE DAMSEL AND THE SHINING KNIGHT, OF COURSE." "BUT THEN AGAIN," "I'M NO LANCELOT," "AND YOU'RE NO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS." "I WAS SCARED." "AND I WAS SO ALONE AND YOU TOOK MY HAND..." "AND, THROUGH ALL THE PAIN AND THE FEAR..." "I FELT THAT MY WORLD WASN'T OVER." "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." "BUT THE CRAZY THING IS, I BELIEVE YOU, ALEX." "WHY?" "WHY ARE YOU IN MY HEAD?" "I DON'T KNOW." "NO, NOT YOU." "GENE HUNT..." "ACTUALLY." "IS HE?" "WELL, UM IT'S GETTING LATE, SO..." "I'M GOING TO HEAD OFF." "CIAO." "CIAO." "AND YOU KNOW, IT WAS THE CULMINATION OF ALL THE HARD WORK..." "IS THAT FOR MY MUM?" "AW, BABY." "GUV." "GUV?" "YOU SURE THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?" "WELL, WITH ALL THE EXCITEMENT, I MISSED SOMETHING VITAL." "WELL, I AM ON LEAVE." "RIGHT, YOU LOT." "LET BOLLY-KECKS DO HER JOB." "SHE'S A SCHEMING COW BUT WE NEED TO NAIL THIS BASTARD." "HERE, GUV, DO YOU WANT ONE OF THESE?" "I'M RUNNING ONE OFF." "THIS WAS A BRUTAL ATTACK, AND THE POLICE NEED YOUR HELP..." "HANG ON, HANG ON." "GO BACK A LITTLE BIT." "FREEZE IT THERE." "WHAT IS IT?" "LOOK." "THIS LOOKS LIKE DRIED BLOOD UNDER THOSE PLASTIC SUCKER THINGS." "HOW DID IT GET UNDER THIS TOY..." "AFTE NE WAS SHOT?" "HOLLIS MUST HAVE PUT IT BACK UP." "HE HATES MESS." "OCD AN' THAT." "YEAH, BUT HE TOLD US HE BLACKED OUT STRAIGHT AWAY." "YOU SEE, NOTHING ADDS UP WITH THIS BASTARD." "SHOW THIS TO DI DRAKE." "IT'S HER INVESTIGATION NOW." "AS FOR MOI," "I WILL BE TRYING OUT A NEW STEAK AND CHIPS PIZZA IN LUIGI'S." "NOT OF TO BOGNOR, THEN?" "OH, BUGGER BOGNOR." "THIEVES OF CHILDREN IN NEED MONEY ARE STILL AT LARGE." "PROBABLY STILL THINKING OF THEMSELVES AS HUMAN BEINGS." "POLICE SAY THAT THERE WERE TWO OF YOU, TWO LOW LIVES." "HOW DO THEY SLEEP?" "HOW CAN THEY LOOK AT THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR IN THE MORNING?" "SO, THE GARFIELD FELL OFF THE WINDOW..." "AND, HAVING OCD, GIL HAD TO PUT IT BACK ON." "HOLLIS WAS ADAMANT" " HE OPENED THE CAR DOOR, HE WAS SHOT, HE BLACKED OUT." "WELL, HE MIGHT HAVE HAD MEMORY LOSS." "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?" "DON'T LOOK AT ME." "I KNOW THAT SMELL FROM SOMEWHERE." "GLASTONBURY, 1992." "YES, 1992." "GET OVER IT." "AMMONIA." "THERE WERE CHEMICAL TOILETS AT THE CRIME SCENE." "WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT?" " RAY, CHRIS, COME WITH ME." "CHRIS, WE GOT A DATE, REMEMBER?" "WE'RE GOING OUT." "COME ALONG WITH ME NOW." "WE CAN FIGHT CRIME TOGETHER." "MCMILLAN AND WIFE." " MORE LIKE BJ AND THE BEAR." "HE COULDN'T OF GOT IT DOWN THE TOILET BOWL, SURELY." "IT'S TOO BIG." "I HAVE THAT PROBLEM MESELF SOMETIMES." "SERGEANT..." "STICK YOUR HAND DOWN THERE, PLEASE." "DC SKELTON, STICK YOUR HAND IN THERE." "WPC..." " ON YER BIKE, MCMILLAN." "GIL MUST HAVE HIDDEN THE CASH FIRST." "THEN HE PARKED UP IN CRATE LANE NEAR A NOISY BUILDING SITE..." "WHERE NOBODY COULD SEE OR HEAR HIM," "SHOT HIMSELF IN THE ARM AND THEN HID THE GUN DOWN THE PORTALOO." "THING IS, WHEN HE'D GONE FOR A PEE EARLIER," "THE SKA BOYS MESSED WITH HIS CAR AS A WIND-UP." "IT WAS ONLY AFTER HE'D SHOT HIMSELF HE REALISED THE GARFIELD HAD COME OFF." "SO HE PUT IT BACK UP." "HE HAD TO." "HE COULDN'T LEAVE IT DOWN, NOT WITH HIS OCD." "THEN HE MADE UP A VAGUE STORY TO KEEP US OFF THE SCENT." "YEAH, AND THEN, AFTER THAT, HE..." "WE'VE SORT OF COME TO THE END OF IT, HAVEN'T WE?" "IT'S..." "IT'S GIL HOLLIS." "WHAT IS THIS?" "SCOOBY DOO?" "WE SOLVED THIS WITH FORENSICS, NOT VIOLENCE." "MAY I REMIND YOU THAT WE ONLY PULLED IN GIL HOLLIS BECAUSE OF A STATEMENT..." "BY ONE OF THE SKA BOYS THAT I DRAGGED IN, BASED ON A HUNCH." "FORENSICS, VIDEO, A BIT OF ROUGH AND TUMBLE," "AND GOOD OLD-FASHIONED COPPER'S NOUSE." "WHERE IS HE?" " DONE A RUNNER." "NOBODY AT HOME AT ALL." "WOGAN WILL BE PLEASED." "YOU PESKY KIDS, SOLVE-A THE CRIME?" "YES, LUIGI." "UNLIKE YOUR PIZZA, WHICH IS INEDIBLE." "YOU GO NOW?" " I GO NOW." "AH, GRAZIE." "BUONA SERA." "GRAZIE." "GRASSY-ARSE, LUIGI." "GRASSY-ARSE." "WE NEED TO CHARGE HOLLIS." "YOU CAN DO THAT." "I'M ON LEAVE." "ARE YOU WAITING FOR A GROVELLING" "APOLOGY TO SERVE YOUR WOUNDED MALE EGO?" "IF YOU CARE TO DROP TO YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF ME, I WILL NOT OBJECT." "CHEERS." "GET IN." "QUICK." "GET BACK." "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK." "WHAT D'YOU MEAN, 'ATTACK'?" "THEY SHOOT UP MY PLACE?" "BLOODY BASTARDS." "IT'S STOPPED." "CHRIS, GIVE US A GUN." "OH, SHIT, I MUST HAVE LEFT IT IN THE CAR." "HUNT." "HUNT, COME OUT AND FACE ME." "WHAT A SURPRISE." "IT'S THAT LOVELY LAD WHO DOES THE CHARITY WORK." "GET OFF ME, THEN." "HUNT, YOU BASTARD, COME OUT AND FACE ME." "COME ON, COME AND FACE ME OR I'LL COME IN AND KILL EVERYONE." "WHY DIDN'T HE TAKE HIS MONEY AND GET OUT?" "HE MUST KNOW UNIFORM WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE." "HUNT, COME OUT." "COME AND FACE ME, YOU BASTARD." "BUGGER THIS." "I'M GOING OUT THERE." "NO." "YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE." "SOMEBODY IS GOING TO DIE." "I AM NOT DYING IN A TRATTORIA." "HUNT." "RIGHT, TEN SECONDS." "TEN..." "NINE..." "EIGHT..." "GIL..." "GIL, IF YOU KILL THIS DCI IN COLD BLOOD, IT'S LIFE." "YEAH, WELL, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, ISN'T IT?" "LIFE." "RAISING MONEY FOR ALL THEM LIVES IN AFRICA." "EIGHT MONTHS IN A BATH." "LOT OF TIME TO THINK." "YEAH, THINKING ABOUT A BATHTUB FILLING UP WITH NOTES..." "WHEN I'M STRUGGLING ON SHIT WAGES WITH A FAMILY." "MY WIFE HATED ME BEING AWAY." "SHE DIDN'T SEE THE POINT." "SHE THOUGHT I CARED MORE ABOUT THE COLOURED KIDS THAN MY OWN." "SHE LEFT ME." "AND I'M A HERO, AM I?" "EIGHT MONTHS SITTING IN A BLOODY, FIBREGLASS BATH." "WHAT DO I GET?" "AN EMPTY HOUSE WITH A NOTE PINNED TO THE FRIDGE." "WHY DO BLOKES HOLDING GUNS ALWAYS FEEL" "THE NEED TO TELL US THEIR LIFE STORIES?" "YOUR MISSUS CLEARED OFF..." "BECAUSE YOU SPENT MORE TIME IN THE BATH THAN YOU DID IN HER." "BOO-HOO." "WHAT ABOUT ALL THEM PEOPLE YOU RIPPED OFF?" "THOUGHT YOU'D CONSOLE YOURSELF WITH A LUXURY CRUISE, DID YOU?" "DID YOU THINK YOU COULD BUY THEM BACK..." "GIL?" "IS THAT WHY YOU DID IT?" "WHY IS IT, THE MORE WE TRY TO TAKE CONTROL OF OUR LIVES," "THE MORE IT GOES WRONG?" "YOUR SON, ADAM." "YOU MISS HIM?" "I KNOW HOW THAT FEELS." "IF YOU PULL THAT TRIGGER, GIL," "YOUR SON IS LOST TO YOU." "HE'S LOST." "PUT THE GUN DOWN." "NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE WEAK OR..." "OR BECAUSE HE'S WON, BUT BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOUR CHILD." "COME ON." "COME ON, GENTLY DOES IT." "HEY, CHRIS." "GET AFTER HIM." "SHAZ." " I'M ON IT, GUV." "RAY." "CHRIS." "NO USE NOW, IS IT?" "NO USE NOW." "TAKE IT." "I'VE LOST 'EM, I'VE LOST 'EM." "ALL OF YOU, YEAH." "WHO CARES?" "TAKE IT." "YOU CAN TAKE IT." "CHOKE ON IT." "ALL OF YOU." "IT'S NO GOOD NOW, IS IT?" "WHO CARES?" "WHO CARES?" "I'VE LOST IT." "TAKE IT ALL." "I DON'T WANT IT." "I DON'T NEED IT." "I'VE LOST ME FAMILY." "TAKE IT." "TAKE IT ALL." "POLICE." "STOP THERE." "THAT'S WHY HE PANICKED HERE." "HE KNEW THE CASH WAS HIDDEN BEHIND THE BILLBOARD AND IT TRIGGERED THE OCD." "I'M HURT." "IT'S NOT BAD..." "SHAZ?" "I THINK I'VE BEEN A BIT STABBED." "SHAZ, DON'T TALK, SHAZ." " I GOT HIM, DIDN'T I, MA'AM?" "I'M NOT JUST A TYPIST." "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO." "YOU." "CALL FOR AN AMBULANCE." "NOW." "YOU OK, SHAZ?" "SHE'S GONNA BE OK?" "COME ON." "DON'T TRY AND MOVE." "IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND." "YEAH, YEAH, I'M HERE." "I'M HERE." "SHAZ, YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL TIRED." "YOU'LL WANT TO SHUT YOUR EYES AND GO TO SLEEP." "BUT DON'T." "DO NOT GO TO SLEEP, OK?" "I WANT MY MUM." "TELL IT TO GO AWAY." " WHO?" "THERE'S NO-ONE THERE." " I DON'T LIKE CLOWNS." "SHAZ." "YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM, OK?" "NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT HIM." "FIGHT HIM." "COME ON, SHAZ." "COME ON, FIGHT HIM." "SHAZ, NO." "COME ON." "EIGHT, NINE, TEN..." "FIGHT HIM." "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN." "COME ON, SHAZ." "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING OUT TONIGHT." "COME ON." "COME ON, SHAZZER." "YOU'RE MY GIRL." "YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MY GIRL." "EVEN BEFORE WE SPOKE, I JUST KNEW IT." "DON'T LEAVE ME." "COME ON, SON." "NO, SHE CAN'T." "SHE CAN'T." "COME ON." "COME ON, IT'S OVER." "COME ON, CHRIS." "COME ON." "HE KILLED HER, GUV." "HE KILLED HER." "GUV." "GET HIM ON HIS KNEES." "GUV, HE'S CUFFED." "HE'S IN CUSTODY." " NOT YOUR PROBLEM, VIV." "OVER THERE." "GUV, HE'S CUFFED." " SHE RAN INTO ME." "YOU'RE GOING TO BE SORRY THAT YOU RAN INTO US." "COP KILLER." "HE'S JUST A STUPID CLOWN." "DON'T BE AFRAID." "JUST TAKE A BREATH." "GUV, LEAVE IT." "THE MAN'S IN CUSTODY." "VIV, ENOUGH." "YOU CAN'T LEAVE THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU," "SHAZ." "NOT FOR ONE STUPID BREATH." "COME ON." "FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN..." "FIGHT." "FIGHT, SHAZ." "ENOUGH." "ENOUGH OF THIS." "ENOUGH." "FIGHT." "FIGHT." "THAT'S IT." "AND ANOTHER." "COME ON." "SHE'S BREATHING." "SHE'S ALIVE." "GET HER INTO THE CAR." "COME ON." "I DID IT." "I DID IT." "I DID IT." "I'M IN CONTROL." "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" "I'M TAKING YOU HOME." "GET OFF ME." "GIL." "THAT WAS A FOOLISH," "STUPID THING YOU DID." "BUT YOU DIDN'T DESERVE THAT." "MY SON DOESN'T DESERVE WHAT HE HAS." "THE KIDS IN AFRICA DON'T DESERVE WHAT THEY HAVE." "IT'S ALL PART OF THIS MEANINGLESS CRAP CALLED LIFE." "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME, ALEX." "I AM NOTHING." "YOU JUST WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF." "GET RID OF HIM." "IS MUMMY CROSS WITH YOU?" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO AWAY AGAIN, DO YOU?" "WE'LL BE TOGETHER, DARLING," "BECAUSE WHAT WE HAVE," "IT'S AS SPECIAL..." "AND AS MAGICAL AS ANYTHING IN THIS BOOK." "NOTHING WILL RIP THIS FAMILY APART." "STORY." "'SHE STOOPS DOWN..." "'AND SHE SAID IN A QUIVERING VOICE," "'NOW, WHO HAS WON?" "'" "NOT HER." "THE EVIL WITCH WON'T WIN." "NARNIA WILL BE SAVED." " I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT." "I THINK THAT NO MATTER HOW BAD THINGS SEEM NOW," "EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT IN NARNIA..." "FOR EVER." "ALEX, THANK GOD YOU'RE OK." "YOU WEREN'T HURT, WERE YOU?" " NO." "NO, HE WANTED TO TAKE A LIFE, AND I STOPPED HIM." "I CAN WIN, EVAN." " RIGHT." "GOOD..." "GOOD." "YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME." "GIVE ME A HUG." "NO-ONE DIED," "AND THAT MEANS THAT I CAN SAVE MY MUM AND DAD FROM DYING," "AND THAT MEANS THAT I CAN GO HOME TO YOU AND TO MOLLY." "ALEX, JUST STOP THINKING SO MUCH." "JUST FOR ONE NIGHT." "UNTIL TOMORROW." "UNTIL TOMORROW." "YOU WANTED TO SEE ME, GUV?" "HE'S, ER..." "HE'S A HELL OF A BATSMAN, THAT GORDON GREENWICH." "GOOD." "YOU DO KNOW THIS IS ME APOLOGISING?" " I THOUGHT SO." "YEAH, I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU AND, ER..." "I SHOULD NEVER LET CHRIS..." "YOU HAD YOUR REASONS." "SYNC:" "NATHBOT TRANSCRIPTS." "SUBTITLE." "ME." "UK..." "A CAR BOMB WILL GO OFF TOMORROW MORNING?" "HAS ANYBODY ASKED YOU ABOUT MAKING A BOMB?" "LORD SCARMAN, WELCOME TO OUR LITTLE WORLD." "HE FELT THE NEED TO WAVE HIS PENIS AROUND ON THE UPPER DECK..." "ON THE UPPER DECK OF THE 159, SIR." "THAT MAN COULD CLOSE MY KINGDOM DOWN WITH ONE FLOURISH OF HIS PONCY PEN." "YOU'RE INVESTIGATING A MURDER THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET?" "ONE MORE WORD, MRS FRUIT CAKE," "AND I'LL HANG YOU OUT OF THE WINDOW BY YOUR KNICKER ELASTIC." "WHATEVER." "IF I CAN SAVE MY PARENTS, I CAN GO HOME." "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "THERE'S ENOUGH BEAVER MUNCHERS WITHOUT YOU TWO." "SIR ALAN IS BACK AND HE MEANS BUSINESS." "NERVOUS?" "GOOD, YOU SHOULD BE." "I RATE MYSELF AS PROBABLY THE BEST IN EUROPE." "DON'T START TELLING ME YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME." "THE SPOKEN WORD IS MY TOOL." "I'M SICK OF LOOKING AT YOU AT THE MOMENT." "MY STRATEGY IS VERY AGGRESSIVE" " PLAY TO WIN." "THIS WAS A TOTAL DISASTER." "WE'RE LOOKING LIKE IDIOTS." "THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS." "YOU'RE FIRED."

"The guy on 13th street, i told him, go see gigi." "You call beansie?" "Gigi, beansie?" "Us italians, i think we're the only ones that use nicknames to that extent." "No, your chinese." "Nah." "Yeah, this violinist, yoyo ma." ""Soubriquet"... it's another word for nickname." "I'm sorry." "What's the matter, hon'?" "Nothing." "Tony?" "How you doing, sweetie?" "Good, good." "I took danny to the doctor like you said." "My son." "Oh, yeah, yeah, right, right." "How's he doing?" "Good, you were right." "Just a chest cold, not pneumonia, thank god." "Oh, great, great." "I'm glad to hear it." "I made you some bread." "You know, like a "thank you"." "You didn't have to do that." "Oh, really, i wanted to, it's datenut for breakfast." "Listen... tracee, right?" "The bread' s very sweet." "And you're a great girl." "Don't take thi s the wrong way, but you can't be doing stuff like this." "No good." "But i just wanted to say thanks." "I know." "But i already got a family, they give me gifts." "What we have is an employer- employee thing." "Can't we be friends?" "Well, i'm not so sure that's such a good idea either." "'Cause, you kn ow, you and ralphie... yeah, ralphie." "I'm glad your kid's okay." "Let's go, betty crocker." "Bread." "So, russell crowe, i mean, he's trapped, right?" "They're gonna sever off his head." "And he's telling them how to do it?" "I know, and they he yanks the sword from that dude." "That was so phat." "What about when the guy gets hit with that spike thing and chunks of his head go flying?" "Enough already." "We're making conversation here." "People are trying to eat." "Thank you." "Why do you let him watch this garbage?" ""Erin brockovich", that was a nice one." "I didn't care for it." "You did too, what are you talkin'?" "See who that is." "Since when did i become the butler?" "It's probably jackie jr." ", he locked himself out." "No accountability, this kid." "What, people forget their keys." "There he is... fresh prin ce of new jersey." "Hey." "How you doing?" "Don't get up, don't get up." "I'll fix you a plate." "Sit down, have something to eat." "No, i can't, dino zerilli's out in the car." "You sure, something quick?" "Why don't you go bring him in?" "Next time." "I'll leave the m in the mailbox." "That's alright, we'll use my set." "I'll put the m on the counter." "What am i, the invisible man here?" "Hey." "Hey, man, your sister around?" "She decided to stay at school and study." "Any message?" "No, just, you know, hello." "Alright, i'm gonna hit the road." "Sorry to interrupt your dinner." "Stay out of trouble." "So handsome." "Good kid." "Little pig- headed, if you ask me." "Every advantage, this kid." "College, good home life." "I had to quit school when i was in 11th grade to help my mother." "Supposed to be an architect." "So... when did you first notice me?" "I don't know." ""History of film", i guess." "The way you talked, you know?" "Turned around to see who you were." "And?" "Nothing." "What?" "Say it!" "No, no, no!" "Leave me alone!" "I'm not gonna stop until you say it." "Okay, okay, wait." "I thought you were cute, alright?" "Ahh... i knew it." "Ah, hello?" "I'm sorry." "I just don't know where else to go." "You guys hanging out?" "We were." "You okay?" "I went over... to see that movie over at the student union." "Old, like, horror film or something,"freaks"." "Tod browning, 1932." "All these horrible people in it with pointy heads and stuff." "This one guy had no legs." "He just hopped around on his hands." "Caitlin... we talked about this." "You can't keep exposing yourself to things that upset you." "I know, it's just... why is other people's pain a source of amusement?" "Caitlin, what the hell are you doing?" "It's just a habit." "Well, stop it, alright?" "You're gonna be bald." "It's obsessive compulsive." "I'm gonna head upstairs." "Don't go on account of me." "I have that poli- sci paper anyway." "Please, don't be mad." "I'm not mad." "It's just you're really moody, you know?" "I think i miss my ferrets." "You gotta snap out of this, caitlin." "Maybe you need to talk to somebody." "Yeah, well, i'm already taking those buspar pills." "Well, maybe that's not enough." "Where are you going?" "To the library." "See you later." "I'm sure coming here has been a culture shock for her." "I mean, for us, I." "A. , new jersey, we're kind of used to the mean streets, you know?" "Someone like caitlin from bartlesville, oklahoma... new york's probably a little overwhelming." "Maybe we should try and be patient with her." "What?" "Nothing." "You're sweet." "Most guys wouldn't even give a shit." "Well... i'm not most guys." "Do you have a condom?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "A. J. , call lindsey blundetto." "Hi." "Hey, what are you doing home, don't you have class?" "It's friday, o nly in the mornings." "I got a postcard from the dentist." "It's time to schedule a cleaning." "God, i just went." "Smells gre at, what is that?" "It's a bunt cake for a." "J. 's fund raiser." "Nice shoes." "Is daddy home?" "He's upstairs." "What's with you, you seem... what?" "Nothing, i don't know." "Hey, you know what i read?" "They're making a movie with eloise." "Oh, really, that should be cute." "It's supposed to come out around christmas or something." "Remember at the plaza that time?" "That kid who kept calling her heloise and i almost got in a fight with her?" "Yes, that little spanish girl." "She was so annoying." "I can't believe you even remember that." "You were like, nine or something." "Hey." "Hello." "Anyway, so, when it opens, we are so there, you and me." "I know you're exci ted to see me, but try to control yourself." "So... how is school, what's new?" "Caitli n's still a pain." "She cries over like, everything." "She probably misses her family, the poor thing." "Thank god for noah, though." "He's the only one that can calm her down." "She started pulling g her hair out last night 'cause she saw a scary movie." "She does it all the time now." "Her scalp is like, all raw." "Oh, my god." "Nothing a straight jacket wouldn't cure." "Sorry, i forgot, it's mr." "Sensitivity who doesn't have any problems of his own." "I'm agreeing with you." "Like you have a clue." "Jesus christ, what the fuck already?" "Cut her some slack, tony, she's under a lot of strain." "And you did start this." "Did you see?" "How i didn't rise to the bait?" "The mulignan?" "A lot of good it did me." "Does anybody!" "It's still going on!" "Whoa, you're on the poles tonight, honey." "Why the hell's mandee in?" "Vip work, vip prices." "It's 50 bucks to me, plus a blow job later on." "You know you're gonna make at least half a "g" in there." "Oh, look at that." "It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss center." "Before... and way before." "This guy ever stop breaking balls?" "Hear what i said, ton'?" "They're like an ad for a weight loss center." "Before and after." "Come here." "I want to show you where the horse bit me." "Hi, tony." "Hey." "Look at this vision." "How you doing, sweetheart?" "Hey, ralph." "I have come to reclaim rome for my people." "How you doing?" "I have come to reclaim rome for my people!" "I don't get it, what do you mean?" "Fucking "gladiator", ya fuck!" "Oh, the movie." "I didn't see it." "You're an asshole then." "Ho, ho, ho." "What do we have here?" "What is this, a handsome contest?" "Ralphie." "Yo... behave you." "Hey... hey, baby, i was wondering where you were." "Oh, oh, oh, fucking kiss me!" "How many cocks you suck tonight?" "Go on." "Get me a drink." "Skipper!" "Where's tony?" "Getting hi s weasel greased." "Oh, your kid brother's here." "Ralphie." "Word to the wise." "I'm just fuckin' around, breakin' balls." "Yo." "I got a cousin who's a fag." "Oh!" "Fucko!" "This weekend... get the video." "There'll be a quiz next week." "They're gonna find this piece of shit in the trunk someday." "We are all dead men, as russell crowe said, ahh... hey, c'mon." "All we can do... is choose... how we die!" "That fucking hurts!" "Nah, all that fat?" "He's out of control, this oobatz." "Hey, ralph." "C'mon, man." "Alright, c'mon." "Put it down, ralphie, c'mon." "I am father... to a murdered... son, husband... ralphie!" "To a murdered wife." "...my vengeance." "Jesus christ!" "Goddamnit!" "Ralphie!" "C'mon!" "The fuck you doing?" "My fucking eye, i'm blind, i'm blind!" "The fuck's the matter with you?" "What are y ou, hopped up on something?" "It was an accident." "What did you do?" "Nothing, we were fucking around." "It was an accident, stop being such a crybaby." "Take him to the emergency room." "What?" "Just take him." "C'mon, pussy boy." "Fucking stunad, this guy." "Did you li ke the bread?" "What?" "The datenut bread." "I have recipes-- hey, sweetheart, not now, alright?" "I was up all night." "You could've called or something." "Sorry, i didn't realiz e i needed your permission to visit my house." "I'm sorry." "It's just-- i kept having this image of you in the hospital with your throat cut." "I apprecia te your concern, but maybe you should focus on your own problems, okay?" "You know, there was this thing on tv once about that pilot, charles lindbergh, and about how his baby was kidnapped and killed-- jesus christ, already!" "Don't go." "I'm go ing to noah's." "Well, at least you have a boyfriend!" "Now she's got me all wound up." "Put her out of your mind." "Duh, if i could do that." "Maybe we shoul d find her a guy." "Don't you have any friends?" "Do you really think i'd subject one of my friends to caitlin?" "I have an idea." "I think her birthday's coming up." "Why don't we take her out, like to celebrate?" "You mean I ike to live bait?" "Get her drunk, maybe it'll cheer her up." "Please, she's bad enough sober." "I bet i know what would cheer you up." "Oh, yeah?" "What?" "Go to the fuse box." "In the cellar, janice." "So, call the gas company , what do you want from me?" "You chose to I ive there, remember!" "Well?" "What do you think?" "About what?" "What am i looking at?" "My teeth, i got braces." "What do you want, a parade?" "Oh!" "What did i tell you about fraternizing?" "I'm not, i was just showing tony my braces." "Yeah?" "I didn't shell out three crackers for you to be modeling your teeth." "Get to work." "C'mon." "Anything else?" "Ralphie's the one sticking her, why don't he pay for her teeth?" "It's a loan, i'm juicing her." "Usually it's fak e tits they want." "Yeah, well, she don't need those, that's for sure." "That kid's a thoroughbred." "But, madonn' , those choppers." "A fuckin g train wreck." "Well, happy birthday to us all." "That was a barrel of monkeys." "That guy jeff kept staring at me." "What do you think?" "You want to check out "smokes"?" "I'm a little tired, you know?" "Yeah, yeah, right." "It is getting a little late." "Oh, my god." "That is so sad." "The chairs, the pears, the bears, the social security cards." "C'mon, caitlin." "We should give her some money." "Caitlin!" "Excuse me, miss." "Miss!" "Miss!" "Oh, my god!" "Not bad, chrissy." "Decent week." "Not bad?" "I'm running ragged here." "If i wanted to work 18 hours a day, i could get a job at denny's." "Like they'd fucking hire him." "What, are you crying?" "Keep it up... i'll give you something to cry about." "Watch the braces, honey." "God, it was so horrible." "It's over, caitlin, okay?" "How can you be so callous?" "That was the most horrific thing ever." "It was a homeless woman with "the dail y news" up her butt." "Every time i close my eyes, i just keep seeing her." "Oh, my god." "Caitlin, why don't we go over to the health center?" "They'll help you." "They'll give you something to calm down at least." "No." "No more drugs." "Caitlin, don't start drinking, c'mon." "Listen... i have to get up really early tomorrow." "Josh is on the red eye from I." "A. And... my friend, josh, from crossroads high school, i didn't tell you?" "No." "Sorry, i thought i did." "Anyway, he's coming in and we're gonna head up and see his brother at hampshire." "Try and get some rest, okay?" "Where do you think she sleeps at night?" "Hi." "When did you come in?" "Just now." "Sorry, were you sleeping?" "It's a good thing we're paying for that dorm room." "It's caitlin again, i can't sleep there." "Forget about studying." "Like you were studying at two a." "M." "Noah and i took her out for her birthday." "She's all depressed to begin with and then she starts having conniptions over this homeless lady in the street." "And how are things with noah?" "He's going up to hampshire college with his friend from I." "A." "He said he told me about it, but i know he didn't." "Don't you think that's weird that he would just do that?" "I don't know, i don't really know him." "And his friend, josh, i mean... i guess he's okay." "So, you two ar e still dating then?" "Is that a problem?" "You started this conversation." "The hygienist from dr." "Maceras called." "You never scheduled your appointment." "I'm sorry, i forgot, i'll do it." "And jackie jr." "Says hello." "Noah's great, but he can be odd, you know?" "It's like... one minute he's all affectionate and then the next, he's like a totally different person." "Meadow, are you in love with this boy?" "I don't know." "I guess so." "At this point, i better be." "At what point, what does that mean?" "Sorry, but we are so not having that conversation." "Tony?" "You ha ve a second?" "I know you said we can't be friends, but there's no one else i can talk to." "I'm pregnant." "It's ralphie's." "Congratulations." "I don't know what to do." "He acts like he doesn't give a shit." "Did you ever think he's not acting?" "Well, what should i do, should i keep it?" "I don't get involved in affairs of the heart." "But if i have it... you think he'l I help me support it?" "Oh, sure, it'll be father knows best over there." "Look, you want my advice?" "You already got one kid." "Problems with that, burning him with cigarettes, whatever the fuck you were doing." "I got help for that, i had a lot of repressed anger." "The county social worker says it all goes back to my mom and hold ing my hand on the stove-- whatever, okay?" "Your age, your situation, you need another kid like you need a fucking hole in the head." "You're young, still got your figure, you're making money." "So, you think i should get an abortion?" "Believe me, with ralphie as the father, you'll be doing this kid and the next three generations a favor." "Hey, urban outfitters is having a sale." "We're out of syrup." "'Cause you use a whole gallon at a time." "Shut up." "A. J." "You wanna go?" "What do you need, shoes?" "Shoes, some new tops." "I need underwear." "So, you wanna go or not?" "I put your whites in at 10:30." "I need to wait until the dryer's free." "Let lilliana do it." "Lilliana's off." "It's gonna be a zoo by the time we get there." "Meadow here?" "She paged me, she's at her parents." "Oh." "Want to hang out?" "I'm writing my paper." "You mind if i just sit and study then?" "I'm fine, really, it's just... you know, it's creepy up there alone." "Um... alright." "What are we, short?" "Who we missing?" "Tracee." "Left sick on saturday, haven't seen her since." "For three days?" "Fucking twat." "I talked to my mom." "And she wants me to go to vermont this weekend." "For what?" "Friends of my dad's." "Paul and irione dudley." "Paul's a psychiatry professor at dartmouth medical school and they have a horse farm and ride and talk." "Paul's very inspiring." "Sounds good." "I just feel better already." "Irione is an amazing cook." "Now, if i just don't get freaked out by the sound of the pine trees at night." "I'm going to noah's." "This moltisanti kid, he's got his head up his ass." "This is a great gladiator movie?" "Look at kirk douglas' fucking hair." "They didn't have flat tops in ancient rome!" "What do you want to drink, baby?" "Get me a fresca." "C- fucking- minus and it's all her fault." "You know, six hour s i'm trying to work and she just won't stop." "Tell me about it." "The questions, the whining, the crazy goddamn nonsense." "She starts crying about her economics class." "She doesn't get it, so i give her my notes from last year." "I'm talking primo notes, i got an "a"." "But even that's a problem." "She doesn't understand my writing." ""What does this word mean?" "Blah, blah, blah, blah."" "Nothing's ever enough with her." "I mean, i know i'm the r." "A." "But technically she's not even on my floor." "C- minus." "Really beautiful, noah." "It's not that bad, okay?" "I want options when i graduate, meadow." "I'm going to law school in two short years." "A c- minus is fucked for me." "It's early in the semester, you'll make it up." "Is that alright, honey?" "Fine." "You know i take care of you, right?" "You, danny, our gorgeous little baby." "Who's that?" "How the fuck should i know?" "Ralphie, open up!" "Ah, shit." "Ralphie!" "Where's tracee?" "She's busy." "Hey, sil." "Put your shoes on!" "Oh, what'd i say?" "I don't know, what'd you fuckin' say?" "Three days she missed work." "I've been sick, sil." "Oh, yeah?" "I called your house." "Your mother says you haven't been there for two days either." "I was here, ralph's taking care of me." "You got a little kid at home!" "Her mother 's watching him!" "Mind your fucking business, ralph!" "Oh, where do you get the balls to come here?" "Three grand this cunt's into me, and where do i get my fucking balls?" "Go on, get out of here." "Let's go!" "What's the mat ter with you, huh?" "You know how m any girls would kill for the opportunity you've got?" "What, working for you?" "Oh, go ahead , keep it up." "Give me a break, in two seconds i could get a job at any other-- listen to me, you little boochiac'." "Until you pay what you owe, that shaved twat of yours belongs to me!" "You understand?" "I asked yo u a question." "Yeah, now, get in the car." "And then i go to pour the milk and the carton is empty." "I keep telling you, it's not me, it's a." "J." "Nice try, mister." "How about the football trance?" "I swear to god, we can have an entire conversation, but if that tv's on, he's no hearing a word i'm saying." "One time this happened." "Forget it, gab, you might as well be talkin' to the furniture." "Well, that's because men have the attention span of children." "Sorry, honey , what'd you say?" "This cake, rosalie." "Really, ro, delicious." "The whole meal." "I'm glad we could reciprocate." "Hey, college boy , how's school?" "Good, you know." "Crackin' the books." "Almost dean's list." "What's this, almost?" "Give me his name, no more almost." "I'm going out." "I'll probably end up staying at bobby's." "No drinking and driving." "C'mon, he knows better than that." "Right, tough guy?" "Yeah, whatever you say, ralph." "Get lost." "Enjoy your youth." "I'm gonna kill you." "Why didn't you tell me this place was so fancy?" "Calm down, it' s just my father." "Believe me, it'l I be nothing compare d to meeting your dad." "There he is." "Hey." "Hey, dad." "Meadow." "This is my father, len." "Hello." "Len tannenbaum, please sit." "How was the flight?" "Aside from tim daly chewing my ear for an hour, it was wonderful." "The guy from "wings", you know him?" "He did his deal for "fugitive"." "Usually i enjoy l." "A. To new york." "Five hours without interruptions, it's the only time i get to do some real work." "Unbelievable." "He flies first class, personal dvd player with any movie he wants never even opens the case." "Bad enough representing these people, i have to suffer through their movies too?" "God, it must be so exciting being an entertainment lawyer." "Get to meet all the celebrities." "It beats working for a living." "He's in town to meet with dick wolf." "The sportscaster?" "Actually, he's a tv producer." ""Special victims unit, law and order"." ""New york undercover"." "I used to love that show." "Good evening, may i offer you a cocktail before dinner?" "Guys, are we drinking wine?" "Clos pegase, the'94 if you've got." "So, meadow, what business is your father in?" "Actually, um, he's in waste management." "Ah, toxic chemicals, medical waste, that sort of thing?" "Yeah, sort of, environmental clean up." "Let's give a big bada bing welcome to tracee." "Hey, that guy cut the line." "What's the matter?" "I told caitlin if we went to th e movies i'd call her." "I'm starting to feel bad." "I stopped feeling bad the second i saw that grade." "Did i tell you my father's filing a restraining order against her?" "What?" "You're kidding, right?" "You obviously don't know my father." "He totally freaked when he heard about the c- minus." "Well, i mean... couldn't you try talking to her first?" "At this point?" "She thinks we're her friends." "Well, you have to set limits." "The girl was ruining our lives." "Think about it, we couldn't do anything without her horning in." "We certainly couldn't take her to see this." "Mrs. Custer grabs the artist," ""oh!" ""I tell you i want a painting" ""commemorating my husband's last thoughts, you give me cows with halos and indians making love?"" ""Mrs. Custer," he says." ""Those are your husband's last thoughts."" ""Holy cow, look at all those fucking indians."" "Oh, what, not even a hello?" "Fuck you, asshole." "Oh, that's nice, very nice." "That's how you talk to a man in front of his friends?" "Yeah, right." "What man?" "Oh, a double." "You tell him, sweetie." "I like this girl!" "Women, women, women." "Why was i born handsome instead of rich?" "Leave me alone." "What's the matter with you?" "What are you being like this for?" "Fuck you, three days you don't call eve n to see how i am." "Baby, i'm busy, i gotta work." "How else am i gonna take care of you when you're nine months pregnant?" "You serious?" "Of course i'm serious." "We'll get a little house... in a cul- de- sac." "I know that guy who's a mortgage broker." "Really?" "Ralphie, i love you." "I love you too, baby." "Hey... if it's a boy... we'll name him after me." "If it's a girl, we'll name it tracee after you." "This way she can grow up to be a cock sucking slob just like her mother." "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Guinea motherfucking piece of shit!" "That's right, that's right, get it all out." "Get it all out, you little whore." "That make you feel good?" "You feel like a man?" "Look at you now." "Oh... give me a fucking drink." "What happened to you?" "Tracee." "She slipped." "We were arguing, i don't know." "She fell." "Holy fucking shit." "Get a sheet, chrissy, cover that up." "Where is he?" "Inside." "Go get him." "She fell?" "That's my story." "You stupid motherfucker!" "How fuckin g dare you!" "Take it easy." "You don't think." "You disrespect this place." "That's the reason why you were passe d the fuck over." "It's my fault she's a klutz?" "Motherfucker!" "Are you out of your fucking mind layin' your hands on me?" "He's the bos s of this family!" "Shut the fuck up!" "I'm a made guy!" "Ton', we gotta get you out of here." "Is this place open?" "No!" "Get the fuck out of here, ralph!" "Keep that back door locked!" "And get her th e fuck out of here." "You got a rug, a piece of carpet?" "Cocksucker was way out of line." "20 years old, this girl." "That too." "Let's go." "What?" "I think we need to talk." "I think that maybe we've been seeing too much of each other." "And?" "I don't know." "I mean... i really like you, meadow." "It's just... i don't think we shoul d see each other anymore." "Are you breaking up with me?" "Are you really that surprised?" "Why, i mean... things were going so good." "Look, honestly, you're too negative." "It's like you have this underlying cynicism about everything." "What are you talking about?" "I really didn't want to get into this." "So... things are better then?" "Since our first session?" "Yes, i guess." "We seem to talk more easily." "Sometimes even painful sessions can break the log jam." "Yes." "And then this." "You're being particularly quiet today." "Sometimes i got nothing to say." "Anthony." "Carmela is here." "She's giving up her time to talk about your panic attacks." "A young man who... worked for us... barone sanitation, he... he died." "Who?" "Who?" "You don't know him." "He died, that's all." "Work- related death." "It's sad when they go so young." "How was the dentist?" "God, is ther e nothing to eat in this house?" "Who knows, maybe she quit." "I heard she went outside with ralphie and never came back." "Do yourself a favor, keep what you hear to yourself." "Parties are usually friday night." "A lot of high rollers, a lot of big tips." "You want in the vip room?" "It's 50 bucks to me plus a blow job lateron." "Captions copyright 2001 home box office a division of time warner entertainment company, L. P."

"[Growling]" "[Gasp]" "What's the matter?" "Still having those nightmares?" "Yeah." "Yeah." "You should try reading before you go to bed or something." "It doesn't matter." "Even if my mind is somewhere else," "I keep having the same dream." "And you know, it's... it's like..." "It's like I'm dreaming about..." "It's... you know, it's like deja vu, but it's all in reverse." "Well, I still don't have to work for a few hours." "Yeah." "I'm up..." "I'm up early." "I think I'm gonna go... go eat breakfast." "Want some?" "OK." "If I don't see you before you go to work, have a good one." "DAVE:" "Yeah." "Love you." "DAVE:" "Yeah." " Can I help you?" " Yes." "I bought this fucking computer from here." "And it has not been working since the day I bought it." "I brought it in here before, and one of you fuckers" "Fucked it up." "I've gotten a warranty, so I won't pay a cent." "And now it won't print anything." "Mhm." "I see." "Let me go get our specialist in printers." "And he can help you out better than I can." "Yeah." "But tell that asshole to hurry up." "I have a business running on this." "And I'm losing thousands of dollars every day." "Hey, Dave." "You've got a buddy outside." " Huh?" " Yeah." "I'm sure I've seen him come visit you before." "It's a good buddy of yours." "You've got to go and talk to him." "Oh." "All right." "Hi." "Can I help you?" "Find me someone other than that asshole." "40, 60, 80, 100, 110, 150." "Damn it!" "Not enough for a plane ticket." "I can't be here tonight." "What am I going to do?" "You've got to help me." "I need money." "I don't have any change." "Help!" "I need money!" " Get a job." " No." "You've got to help me." "We're all going to die." "Get away from me, you crazy bum." "No!" "No, [inaudible] at night." "I'll be stuck here after dark." "Not tonight, of all nights, with the full moon." "I can't believe you were out there for a half an hour." "[Clearing throat]" "Don't you hate having to fix stupid people screw ups?" "Yeah." "My favorite is when they come in, forgotten their password," "Locked themself out of their own computer." "$40 labor charge later, and we unlock it for them." "It's like an idiot tax." "Tell me about it." "It's almost time to leave." "You got any plans for the weekend?" "Sort of." "Sort of." "My friends are throwing some get-together." "Oh, nice." "You know, it's..." "I'm gonna be going home" "To a bunch of drunks tonight." "[Laughter]" "You wanna come?" "No." "I've got plans." "All right." "Suit yourself." "You'll miss out on the latest episode of the drunken stoner" "Roommate show." "At least you have a bunch of good friends like that." "I remember one hell of a birthday party" "They threw for you a couple of months ago." "Huh." "Yeah, I guess you're right." "You know, I'm just getting tired of the same old thing" "Though, you know?" "[Beeping]" "Fuck." "Shit." "Kill me!" "Kill me!" "I'm out of here." "Kill me!" "[Shouting]" "[Laughter]" "What are you doing, man?" "What are you doing, man?" "Gimme that." "It's mine." "Gimme that." "It's mine." "Fuck the hell." "Give it to me." "Aw, shit." "Aw, shit, son!" "[Laughter]" "Hey, hon." "How was work?" "Lousy." "And the weirdest thing happened to me" "While I was on my way home." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "I was driving past the... you know, the woods by the park." "Yeah?" "And this crazy..." "I don't know, probably homeless..." "Runs out in front of the car." "And I hit him." "And he rolls off it like nothing happened." "Then he comes running at the window," "Screaming for me to kill him." "Wow." "He must have been on something." "Yeah." "It was like he didn't care about anything." "You know?" "And then I didn't know what to do." "So I just got the hell out of there." "You know, I'm lucky my car's OK." "Wait." "You smoked a guy with your car?" "That's awesome." "Mike, it scared the shit out of me." "Ah, whatever, man." "Chill out." "Have a beer." "Yeah." "I'm gonna have a few." "(EXCITEDLY) Aw, shit, son." "I'm kicking your ass!" "Whatever, man." "I'm totally kicking it." "Oh, no, man." "I'm kicking it." "I'm kicking it." "I'm a hitman with a probe." "I'm a hitman with a probe." "They should have put me on the planet" "To kill all of those snakes." "That's right!" "Who is your daddy?" "Ha!" "I told ya." "And I pwned ya." "Who's your daddy?" "Oh, my god, that was awesome, dude." "I pwned ya." "[Laughs] Pwned you." "Pwned ya." "Is pwn even a word?" "Like, I don't even know." "Listen, Emily, you got raped." "You got... you got..." "What... she got raped." "[Laughter]" "JACK:" "I don't know anymore." "Wait, wait, wait, wait." "Listen!" "She got owned and raped like a school girl." "School girl." "Catholic school girl!" "Catholic school girl getting beat by nuns." "Spanked!" "Spanked by nuns!" "Spanked by nuns!" "That... that sounds better." "That sounds better." "JACK:" "She's naked underneath of it." "PATRICK:" "Naked underneath!" "Ew!" "Ew." "All I can say is, bush." "[Laughter]" "Oh, my god!" "PATRICK: [inaudible]." "You know what I mean?" "That's a good one, Jack." "It's like a... a nun spanking." "You know?" "Fuck all of you." "Fuck you, Jack." "And fuck you, too, Lonnie." "Don't bitch at me just because you got your ass kicked." "My eight year old sister fights better than that." "[Laughter]" "Your eight year old sister." "I've met your sister." "She's pretty fucking tough for an eight-year-old." "Oh, yeah." "You're right." "Yeah, those pigtails make her look hardcore." "EMILY:" "You guys are jerks." "How much weed did you smoke, Emily?" "Seriously." "Seriously, how much did you smoke?" "Did you take my stash?" "She took it, didn't she?" "Let me see." "How much do you got left?" "Oh, shit." "Uh oh." "Running on empty." "Running on empty!" "Hey." "DAVE:" "Hey." "Of course, the drink of beer." "This'll do." "KATHERINE:" "Sorry you had a rough day." "Mm." "Mine sucked too." "Yeah." "But you know, if at the coffee shop," "You don't have to deal with all of the returns." "KATHERINE:" "Get angry rich guys all the time." "Yeah." "But they don't come in the next day with another problem" "Because they bought a... you know, they bought a warranty." "You know, if they don't like your coffee," "They can go somewhere else." "You know, but they buy a warranty with us," "So they have to come back." "And they're angrier than before." "Yeah." "Well, customers suck no matter where you work." "Seeing you makes me feel better." "Please." "Don't get all sentimental and mushy on me right now." "I'm not in the mood." "OK?" "I'm sorry." "I love you." "I'm always in the mood." "Don't you love me?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I do." "Then how come you never say it?" "I'm just not the mushy type." "My parents would say it all the time." "And it would have no meaning." "You know, I don't want to say it all the time" "And it not have any meaning." "You know, my dad never told it to my brother or myself." "I just don't wanna end up like my parents." "OK?" "Our top story." "There was an animal attack this evening, near Huron Park." "A large wolf has been seen leaving the scene." "Mysteriously, the victim has disappeared." "Police say they got a call and witnesses saw the attack," "But the whereabouts of the victim" "And a couple of the witnesses cannot" "Be accounted for at this time." "Bulldogs, Em." "Great big ones." "You know?" "They're the best kind of dog." "But... but aren't bulldogs dangerous?" "No." "No." "Not at all." "Like, you know, British bulldogs and bullmastiffs." "Like Hooch from that old Tom Hanks movie," ""Turner and Hooch."" "They're the best kind of dog." "Oh, yeah." "No, no." "The ones that drew on everything." "Yeah." "But you know, like, they're big." "And you can wrestle with them." "You know?" "Criminals don't fuck with those dogs." "They'd get their balls bitten off." "Yeah." "But big dogs are hard to control." "They knock shit over." "And they're... they're just hard to manage." "Yeah, but who likes little dogs?" "You know?" "For real?" "Aw, no, man." "It's like little rat dogs." "I've seen cats bigger than those." "Come on." "They couldn't scare away a mouse, let alone some criminal." "You know?" "Nah." "You ain't no Paris." "What the fuck?" "So Emily, how about I get you another drink?" "Why?" "You trying to get me drunk?" "Maybe." "What?" "She's single." "I'm single." "Yeah." "But I'm not blind." "MIKE:" "Ha ha." "Nice." "Lonnie, you try this every time you're drinking." "Why don't you lay off and quit being a sleazebag?" "Don't even bother." "He's had a crush on me for years." "If nothing, I'm not persistent." "Don't worry." "I'll get you one of these times." "Ugh. (MIMICKING) I'll get you one of these times." "Patrick." "Buddy." "Hey, hey." "If you're gonna smoke that, just smoke it outside." "You know, I hate working at the fucking computer store" "Sometimes." "You know, I don't get benefits." "They don't pay for overtime." "You know?" "And I work full-time hours, minus" "You know, one or two, just so they can keep" "Me on that part-time status." "You know?" "What the fuck are you guys playing, anyway?" "You should come work with me at Star Coffee." "At least they give their part-timers benefits." "Star Coffee?" "Yeah." "All right." "Well, I wouldn't make half as much." "And you know how much I hate coffee." "But it's such a great company to work for." "Right." "Star Coffee." "Yeah." "The farmers even get benefits in the third world countries." "Yeah." "I bet they do, man." "Like, it still doesn't explain the fact that they're" "Working for big businesses." "Fuck." "What do you mean?" "You don't understand, man." "Like..." "like, Star Coffee is like a big corporation." "And they have, like, no heart, man." "No... no soul, man." "Like..." "like, they have no ethics." "You know what I'm saying?" "If they come into your business, they could like... you know," "Fuck... they see it, and then they just shut it down." "No profits, man." "No." "Star Coffee isn't like that." "JACK:" "Yes, they are, man." "Really?" "If they came into your shop right now, man," "And they checked all of your fucking books" "And then went all the way through and then saw," "Like, red vines and shit everywhere, fuck." "It... they'd fucking close the doors on you, man." "Fucking rubber stamp your ass." "KATHERINE:" "Yeah." "But that's business." "Really?" "Really, man?" "I know first-hand." "You know what I'm saying?" "Like, my mom, man, she worked at a company for like... for" "Like fucking eight years, man." "You know?" "Oh, fuck." "Her company was so good, man." "She'd bring me there when I was a kid," "And I'd fucking pet ladies and shit." "Fuck." "It was so good." "I'd have barbecued and fried chicken." "I like fried chicken, man." "Fuck." "[Panting]" "Fuck, man." "Yeah." "So you don't understand, man." "They came in." "They checked all of the books." "And they fucking shut the... the whole fucking business down," "Like the departments and shit." "She sold, like, women's clothing." "Yeah, man." "Bras and shit." "I tried some on." "That's awful." "My God." "Like, it's just kind of like what Chase said." "You know?" "You remember him?" "You fucking met him." "We used to... fuck." "Fucking... yeah, man." "Like, it's like what he said." "We need a revolution and stuff like that." "You know, all of the third world counties," "They all get together." "Fucking Europe and shit." "Here we go." "A debate on politics." "Look what you did." "DAVE:" "You do know communism failed, right?" "Man, in, like, theory, that shit would work." "You know?" "Everybody would be making like $20 an hour, minimum wage." "You know?" "[Mumbling] You know?" "Like, you know, man, I don't do that shit." "But man, you know?" "Like, all of the millionaires and business owners and shit" "Would be profit sharing and shit." "And then, like, all the millionaires" "Who have over $1 million, they'd," "Like, cut their money in half and give half" "To Africa and charity and shit." "Man, I can dream of a perfect world." "Can you?" "Yeah." "I like that." "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Aw, shit." "I'm winning again." "You... almost gotcha." "Oh, yeah?" "Well, check out this shit." "Bam!" "Ha ha!" "Gotcha!" "Come on." "Sing the loser song." "Come on." "A bet's a bet, man." "I won." "You lost." "Sing like a bitch." "Fuck you, Mike." "You gonna roach on the bet?" "Sing!" "I'm not singing like a little bitch." "I'll get you next time we play." "Ah, fuck you, Lonnie." "Shit, who invites you to these things, anyway?" "Fuck you." "I came with Jack." "Yeah, well, I don't know why Jack" "Always asks you to tag along." "Fucking douche." "MIKE:" "Hey, man." "How's your night going?" "All right, I guess." "Dude, man, I'm sorry about complaining about my job." "MIKE:" "Nah, man, Don't worry about it." "Work just sucks sometimes, you know?" "I hate my job." "Fuck." "Working nights sucks ass." "Feel like a fucking vampire, going" "To bed at the crack of dawn." "Feel like the crack of ass." "DAVE:" "Ha." "Why do we hate working so much, anyway?" "You know?" "Other than beer money, what's the point?" "You know, we work for these big companies that treat" "Us like rats in a rat race." "I feel like I'm chasing a piece of fucking cheese." "So-called American dream." "That shit doesn't exist." "I'm starting to think Jack's political bullshit's all true." "[Laughter]" "MIKE:" "Jack?" "Fucking Jack." "(IMITATING) Hey, man." "Star Coffee, man." "Heh." "Bush, Bush." "[Gargling sound]" "Fuck that noise." "Come on, man." "He's just a pessimistic revolutionary wannabe." "DAVE:" "Yeah." "Don't listen to Jack." "DAVE:" "Yeah, I guess you're right, man." "I just don't wanna end up like my parents, you know?" "They're a bunch of hypochondriacs," "Always worrying about something or catching" "Some fucking disease." "I don't wanna catch that." "So you're worried about catching" "The problem of worrying." "That's fucking rich." "Yeah, well." "Yeah, I just don't wanna be trapped." "You know?" "I don't wanna feel like I'm stuck." "This job." "You know what I mean?" "All you gotta do is suck it up for a bit." "You know, work a little more, save some cash." "I don't know, or Take some time off or... or fuck that." "Quit your job and get a real one." "Can't be doing this part-time shit forever." "Yeah, I guess you're right, man." "Let's go." "Let's get out of here." "Stop it, man." "Stop what?" "Stop what?" "Serious conversation." "DAVE:" "Listen." "Dramatic pause." "DAVE:" "I got [inaudible]." "Hey, guys." "I heard a really cool brain teaser the other day." "If you could go back in time and kill Hitler's parents" "Before Hitler was ever born, in order to stop World War II," "Would you do it?" "So you're saying, like, you go back" "And kill innocents just to save the lives of future people?" "That's a good one." "OK." "PATRICK:" "Oh, I got one." "OK." "OK." "If a guy had a gun and put it to your head," "Would you suck his dick or would you take the bullet?" "Dude, I was being serious." "PATRICK:" "So am I." "JACK:" "Really?" "[Stuttering] Listen." "[mumbling] Right now." "I'd take the bullet, man." "Yeah." "Because even if you did live, you'd" "Be forever like a [inaudible]." "It's true." "It's true." "Hey, Kat." "Haven't seen you in a couple of weeks." "Yeah." "I've been busy with work and family stuff." "I just spent last week with my parents" "For my mother's birthday." "MIKE:" "Yeah?" "That's cool." "How are things with you and Dave?" "KATHERINE:" "Uh, they're good." "Yeah." "I have been thinking about you a lot lately." "Mike, I'm happy with Dave." "I know." "I know." "He's my best friend." "Kat, you know, when I see you guys together," "Sometimes I get a bit jealous." "You know?" "Mike, we only dated for a couple of weeks." "I know, but I thought we had something special." "Didn't you?" "I have something special with Dave." "Yeah." "You're just feeling lonely because you're" "Single, since... since you broke up with Hillary." "Yeah." "Yeah." "You know, forget it." "Forget this conversation happened." "What conversation?" "Aw, man." "We're out of munchies." "I just finished off the chips." "Hey, Mike." "Go to your store and get food." "Yeah." "Dude, I don't wanna go to work with my head off." "Yeah, man." "And get some nachos." "Shit, pizza too, man." "We can't... we can't have a party without pizza, man." "Gotta get nachos." " OK, pizza." " Oh, sweet." "Pizza." "Totally." " It's already made." " All right." "All right." "Lousy hungry stoners." "Dave, are you gonna drive?" "What?" "Yeah." "So I'll drive." "Yeah, man." "I'm gonna come for the ride because I gotta" "Make sure Mike doesn't eat everything when he's high," "Like he did last time." "PATRICK:" "Yeah, man." "Oh, man." "Oh, man." "Oh." "You gotta listen to this story." "Listen to this story." "So Mike starts hitting back all of the munchies, man." "Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho." "PATRICK:" "All right." "Shut up for a second." "Don't say anything." "Just shut up." "Listen to this story, man." "Hilarious." "A couple of nachos, some burritos, little bit of tacos," "Some pizza." "Gets you going." "Shut up." "And this guy just... this guy just all of a sudden..." "I think he was just planning to just give it..." "Drop a little, you know..." "[Fart noise]" "But this... can you shut up and let me tell one damn story?" "And so what happens is he just let one rip, man." "It was just a huge log, all over the car, all over his hair." "I think it was on his hand." "KATHERINE:" "Ew!" "Hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go." "EMILY:" "Aw." "Even a garbage can." "PATRICK: [inaudible]." "What the fuck, man?" "We weren't letting him back in the car," "Especially not still smelling like shit, man." "Yeah, man." "I'm sorry, bro." "MIKE:" "Fuck you." "It was Joe's story." "MIKE:" "And he was in my car, so there was no way in hell..." "Not that it was... not that it was any much" "Of a change from the usual." "Yeah, yeah." "Dave's like, shit, yeah, not much has changed." "Look at us." "Is smelling shit new?" "I'm seeing someone." "DAVE:" "Smelly cat." "Smelly cat." "Yeah, what are they feeding you, man?" "PATRICK: (SINGING) What are they feeding you?" "[Laughter]" "PATRICK:" "Cut it out!" "So what flavor of chips should I get?" "I know they wanted nachos and I assume salsa." "Yeah." "OK." "So what flavor of chips should I get?" "EMILY:" "Uh, barbecue, I guess, and ketchup." "DAVE:" "All right." "MIKE:" "I like salt and vinegar." "DAVE:" "Well, did you guys know that they don't have" "Ketchup chips in the states?" "MIKE:" "No shit." "EMILY:" "What?" "MIKE:" "Potato chips and ketchup just don't work." "DAVE:" "Wait." "Wait." "Wait a second." "What about french fries?" "Those are potato." "And people have those with ketchup all the time." "EMILY:" "Yeah." "It's just not the French." "They just... they just love them." "MIKE:" "And the Dutch." "EMILY:" "Yeah." "DAVE:" "OK." "So what about pizza?" "[Muffled conversation]" "[Dogs howling]" "Sounds like tons of dogs howling." "Ketchup?" "Can there be any other way, dude?" "[Screaming]" "Hey!" "Get the door!" "I don't know!" "What was that?" "I don't know!" "Somebody help us!" "What happened to her?" " She was attacked." " Like a mugging?" "Or..." "No!" "Like a dog or something." "(SARCASTICALLY) Or the hairiest mugger I've ever seen." "Mike, have you been hitting the booze again?" "What?" "Mike drunk?" "Yeah." "Like that's a first." "Haven't you shown up for the night shift completely" "Hammered before?" "Only like twice." "DAVE:" "Guys, look, our friend's bleeding pretty bad." "OK." "Fine, fine, fine." "There's a washroom in the back." "Go wash her arm off." "If it gets really bad, call an ambulance." "Just, you know, chop, chop." "Thanks, boss." "Watch it." "OK." "I'm gonna get something for you." "OK." "Emily looks OK for now." "She needs stitches, but I don't think" "We need to call an ambulance." "So what the hell attacked us out there?" "DAVE:" "I don't know." "It... it looked like a..." "You mean a werewolf?" "It's impossible." "Isn't it?" "MIKE: (FRUSTRATEDLY) I don't know." "Why are you asking me?" "DAVE:" "You're the one that likes big dogs." "MIKE:" "Well, not that big." "OK." "OK." "So what do we do?" "Assuming that they're called werewolves..." "MIKE:" "Of course they were." "I've never seen a dog that big." "We gotta do something, or they're gonna kill everyone." "MIKE:" "All right." "OK." "OK." "In the movies, like..." "Like "The Wolfman,"" "Werewolves are like vulnerable to silver and like, you know," "Silver bullets and other things made with silver, right?" "Well, where are we gonna get silver bullets?" "Yeah." "I don't even know where to get a gun." "This is Canada." "There isn't very many guns." "My uncle has a friend that goes hunting." "Yeah." "Yeah." "I stole that guy's rifle once." "OK." "Where is it?" "Um, it was at a cottage, up north." "DAVE:" "How far up north?" "About three hours." "That doesn't help us now." "Yeah." "I guess it doesn't." "DAVE:" "left the apartment." "Then what gives?" "In the movies, it takes, like, hours after the sun goes down" "Before anyone changes into a werewolf" "And days before they even know they're a werewolf." "And even then it's like one guy is" "Screwing around in the woods." "There were two or three of them out there tonight." "The moon just came up." "Well, I guess this isn't like any movie we've ever seen." "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "What the hell's going on back there?" "Our buddy just turned into a werewolf!" "Uh huh." "And I'm the boogie man." "It's true." "We're all dog food." "Can I be Kibbles 'n Bits." "Yeah." "And I'll be a [inaudible]." "Oh, God damn it!" "Oh!" "Look, look, a bone." "[Panting]" "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Why the fuck are you guys hiding here?" "Get me the fuck out of here!" "There's a fucking back door!" "We can't." "There's werewolves outside." "We gotta make a run for the car, man." "No!" "Fuck that!" "Fuck you!" "We're not gonna make it!" "We can't stay here." "The werewolves will get us." "Let's go." "Fuck!" "[Growling]" "[Panting]" "Guys." "You'll never believe this." "We were just attacked at the store." "Werewolves." "Giant fucking werewolves like big, pissed off dogs on crack." "[Laughter]" "What are you talking about?" "[Inaudible]" "Yeah." "Order a couple of shots." "Totally." "No." "It's true." "You weren't drinking and driving, were you?" "No." "Mike was." "It's true, though." "Forget it, man." "They're not gonna believe us." "Then the fucking things break in here." "Let's bar the door or something." "Wait!" "Wasn't Emily with you?" "She was." "And then she got bit." "She turned into one of those fucking werewolves!" "What?" "Hey, dude, man, uh, lay off the chronic." "I mean, they probably just passed it in a ditch" "Somewhere on the way back." "Or maybe... maybe she hooked up with some ugly dude." "You know?" "Yeah." "An ugly guy, but still better looking than Jack." "[Laughter]" "Forget it now." "They're never gonna believe this." "Seriously." "Fuckhole." "No, you bite me." "Fuckhole." "All right." "DAVE: [inaudible] in my parent's." "And it's silver!" "Ha!" "They'd have to be some pretty fucking small dogs" "To be scared of that shit." "You could have a [inaudible] poodle." "[Growling]" "This just in." "People are being mauled by wild animals all around town." "These mysterious animals are..." "We can't stay here." "Who are you talking to?" "Where would we go?" "We have nowhere..." "Anywhere but here." "And stay where?" "We don't... we have no cash for a hotel." "DAVE:" "But the werewolves!" "Enough with the stupid werewolves." "The attacks are happening in residential" "Areas and do not seem to be..." "Oh, no, dude." "Dude." "We have got to get out of here." "This town is not safe." "Look at the news." "Several police officers who were searching" "Have now disappeared." "MIKE:" "Why isn't anybody watching?" "Why would I watch?" "She's, like, talking about babies blowing up" "Or things blowing up..." "NEWS ANCHOR:" "Police commissioner Francina" "Said they're searching for the officers and suspect foul play." "I mean, not my problem, right?" "No." "A terrorist has not been ruled out." "I mean, we might as well still go out and get high, baby." "You know?" "Right." "You said it, man." "The news sucks." "I know." "Look, Mike and I, we have weapons." "If... if we just get to the car and... and... and... and go." "For the last time, I am not skipping town with you tonight." "DAVE:" "But the werewolves." "Stop it." "There's no such thing as werewolves." "[Growling]" "Ugh." "Those damn dogs next door, they never shut up." "Those neighbors of hers, dude, are always so loud." "[Growling]" "Yeah, guys, hide behind the couch because upholstery's" "Like garlic to werewolves!" "[Laughter]" "[Screaming]" "[Mumbling]" "I thought you locked the back door." "I thought you did!" "God damn it!" "Dude, [inaudible]." "Whoa." "I can't even feel my arm." "Boy, this is some good shit." "[Chewing noises]" "[Screaming]" "You guys!" "[Breathing heavy]" "Oh, God." "Oh, God, this can't be happening." "Well, it fucking is." "Take it easy." "We tried to tell you." "What?" "Oh, that's right." "Couldn't hear you over the sound of me shitting myself." "Take it easy!" "Take it easy." "Are you freaking kidding me?" "We're all gonna die." "Giant fucking poodles are gonna rip us apart." "Shut up, OK?" "We need to find a way out of this." "Whatever we do, make it quick." "We can't just drive around all night." "I see them out there, running around." "And we're low on gas." "We're all gonna die." "We're all gonna die!" "Shut up, Lonnie!" "OK?" "Can you just suck it up for a bit?" "Mike, we need to find a place to hold up for the night." "We're screwed, man." "We're all gonna die." "We're coming up to the supermarket." "I mean, I have the keys." "We can lock it up, right?" "And like, we got food and stuff." "And we still have silverware." "Sounds like a plan, unless anybody" "Else has any better ideas." "No." "It's a good idea." "I think we should stop, man." "Hey." "Guys." "Guys, I don't think we should get out of the car." "You guys, come on." "This is..." "I don't think we should" "Leave..." "let's get in the car and let's go somewhere else." "Fine." "You wait in the car like a little bitch." "When the big dogs come out to play," "They'll tear you to fucking pieces, pal." "OK." "OK." "OK, I'm coming." "I'm coming!" "Guys, wait up." " Mike." " Yeah?" "Lock the doors." "Got it." "Yeah, but... what about the windows?" "They're... they're gonna be able to see us, man." "Look, we can hide in the back." "I hope this place is safe forever." "Will you stop it?" "It's bad enough without your complaining." "When we were here, there was offices back there," "Some washrooms." "Let's go back there." "Wait." "Can't go back there." "Emily's back here." "My God, you're right." "She became one of those things." "Then we locked her in here." "OK." "But she's one of them now, right?" "What do we do?" "If she gets out, she might try to kill us." "If it gets out of there, it will kill us." "I don't that thing's very secure in there." "What can we do?" "I don't know?" "I don't wanna be some big doggy treat." "So we kill it before it kills us." "That's Emily you're talking about." "No." "No, it isn't." "Emily's turned into a monster." "OK?" "Guys, Emily's dead." "We don't know that." "She might be OK in the morning." "OK." "You're just saying that based on what" "You've seen in werewolf movies." "But we don't know." "Dude, that's Emily in there." "What the fuck, man?" "I thought you had a thing for her!" "We have to!" "It's either her or us." "OK?" "Yeah, the girl I liked is dead." "And that thing in there will kill us," "First chance we give it." "That thing is Emily!" "LONNIE:" "Not anymore, it isn't!" "Please stop fighting." "Look, Mike's right." "What if we just wait until morning." "You know?" "She'll change back." "And..." "Yeah." "Or she might not." "But we don't know what's gonna happen." "But I do know what happens if she gets out." "We gotta kill her first and save ourselves." "No." "Get out of my way." "Dave, come on." "What the fuck?" "DAVE:" "Lonnie, man." "Lonnie!" "[Growling]" "I had to." "No, you didn't, you son of a bitch." "It was her or us." "You could have waited until morning." "What if she would have got out?" "Huh?" "I don't care." "Well, I do!" "And I'm gonna kill anyone else who" "Turns into one of those things." "That thing was Emily!" "Not anymore!" "She's already dead." "That's why I killed it." "Maybe I should kill you." "What?" "Settle the score for Em." "DAVE:" "Mike, you don't mean that." "So what if I do?" "This son of a bitch deserves it." "Fuck you." "Fucking kill you." "Guys!" "Look, this isn't helping." "Fucking prick." "Mike, this isn't the time." "I can't handle all of this." "Everything's just so wrong." "I just lost a bunch of friends." "Still can't believe this is happening." "I just..." "I just feel so empty." "Don't worry." "We'll make it out." "What if we don't?" "We will." "We will." "We just have to stay here until morning." "Then all the werewolves turn back?" "What about Emily?" "She's dead." "I know." "Shh." "I know." "Lonnie had a point." "We couldn't stay here with a build... with a werewolf" "In the building." "I just hope we did the right thing." "What if he didn't?" "What are we gonna do?" "We'll make it out." "I promise." "You don't know that." "OK." "I can't handle this." "Yes, you can." "You're stronger than you give yourself credit for." "Oh." "You think so?" "Yeah, I do." "Come on." "You [inaudible] boyfriend, so I never had girlfriends." "You know, we've put up with so much crap." "That's true." "We'll make it out all right." "OK?" "Come here." "Let's just get some rest." "Hey." "Hey, what's going on, buddy?" "Bad?" "Better than you." "[Mumbling] Aw, dude, come on, man." "It's just looks bad." "Are you still out there?" "[Laughter]" "I don't know, man." "I don't know." "I don't know." "But I made a new friend." "Check this out." "Pretty cool, huh?" "Hey, hey." "I don't think so." "Man, come on." "Hey." "I love you." "What?" "I love you." "I thought you said it would lose its meaning." "I know." "But under the circumstances, perfect time." "Hey." "What time is it?" "Is it almost dawn yet?" "Because we've been here forever." "4:20." "[Laughter]" "Nice." "Calm down, blunt man." "We don't have any chronic." "And even if we did, it's not the time or the place." "Yeah." "[Gunshot]" "Did you hear that?" "Sounds like gunshots." "[Gunshot]" "The fucking cavalry's here, man." "Or the army." "MIKE:" "Guys, come on!" "Get in here!" "Go!" "What the fuck was that?" "Why did you chop off your own arm?" "It's better than turning into one of them." "DAVE: (ANGRILY) You could have let more of them in, Mike." "How can you open the fucking door?" "Relax." "You've got nothing to worry about now that I'm here." "MIKE:" "Who the hell are you?" "Yeah." "Who are you?" "Are you a cop?" "I'm John Lupus." "And I'm a hunter." "What's going on outside?" "Did you see anyone else out there?" "Do you have anymore silver or guns?" "I've got my silver axe and some stakes." "The last silver bullet is in that wolf back there." "Most of the town are kibble, even the local cops," "Long dead and eaten right now." "Some, less chewed up, have gotten up as zombie life, half" "Dead zombie-like werewolves." "Yeah." "We saw that here earlier." "All right." "I've been looking for the alpha male of the pack." "He's the biggest and the meanest and the first one that started" "All of this crap tonight." "Why are you looking for the biggest one?" "Because he's the leader, just like a normal wolf pack." "He's the oldest werewolf, more experienced." "If I take him out, the others won't work as well together." "They can be tracked, picked off easier." "How do you know all of this?" "We've never seen any of this before." "Well, I come from a family of hunters." "Goes back a few centuries." "We've been hunting exotic creatures for a long time." "And I've seen this before, in a little town in Eastern" "Europe a few years ago." "All right, man." "We need to kick thier asses before." "We're saved!" "Hey." "It's not that easy." "I barely made it out alive last time." "Hunting these things is tough." "Best way to get them is when they're" "Human, before the full moon." "This latest alpha I've been trying for years" "Since the last incident." "So they do turn back." "DAVE:" "Years." "How many of them are there?" "It's just this one, as far as I know." "After tonight, who knows?" "I tracked them from that small town, all across Europe." "This one's smart." "He started flying from continent to continent," "Avoiding full moons." "DAVE:" "How can he afford that?" "He works odd jobs just to get the cash" "To fly to the next stop, like a backpacker." "This time, his money and luck ran out." "Must have been stuck here without airfare" "To get to Australia." "And he has to go east to avoid nightfall." "I'm just sorry I didn't get here a couple of days" "Ago, before the full moon." "So he didn't wanna be a werewolf," "And you're still gonna kill him?" "It's like that guy I hit with my car." "He wanted me to kill him." "He must have known that the moon was almost up." "Yeah." "Maybe." "But it's not just a regular full moon." "Tonight is a full blue moon." "It's like a werewolf feeding frenzy." "Normally, he would've attacked only" "A few people, but not tonight." "LONNIE:" "I knew it!" "We're all gonna die!" "Shut the hell up!" "Your crazy ramblings won't help." "You're just about as bright as a black crayon." "And you're still a few colors short of a full pack." "I don't need your shit." "We've been through a lot tonight." "Want a piece of me, kid?" "Come on." "First one's free." "With pleasure." "[Grunt]" "Lonnie, you idiot." "So why haven't we seen any of this before?" "I mean, like, if people bit and, you know, become alphas," "Then, you know, they start more packs, why doesn't this spread?" "They're drawn to the wilderness," "Mostly the forests of Europe." "They can't get too many people in the middle of nowhere." "This alpha, they don't want to change at all." "That's when he came up with this flying to beat the night idea," "Using time zones." "Huh." "How long has this been going on?" "For a long time." "My family's been hunting for centuries." "There were werewolves even before that." "Everyone's heard of the Spanish Inquisition" "Against witches, in the Middle Ages." "What most people don't know is that they burned" "A lot of werewolves in France and Germany," "Sometimes whole towns and families, all in human form," "Of course." "Like I said, the easiest way to get them." "Oh, God." "But they're innocent people that have been bitten." "Mike, I'm not... oh, my god." "What's the matter, sugar?" "She's having a hard time dealing with the death" "Of her friend Emily." "Lonnie killed her because she was bitten." "Then he did what I would have done." "Can't be too careful." "If you let a werewolf live, it'll come back to get you." "She was our friend." "WEREWOLF HUNTER:" "Not anymore." "After being bitten, she wouldn't have" "Known you from a Milk-Bone." "Even if you're right, I'm no fighter." "It's not as hard as you think." "You just have to remember not to think." "Just react when you see a werewolf." "Get them before they can get you because thinking" "Will get you killed." "I'll try and remember that." "Thanks." "I'll remember it too." "Good." "If we all do, we'll make it through the night." "I know I will." "I I'm not gonna be some overgrown mutt's chew toy." "Dude, so do you know where the werewolves came from?" "Well, there are paintings and stories about werewolves" "Throughout the Middle Ages." "One book from the 8th century describes" "A race known as ecino senthali, or a dog-headed people." "Also heard of a legend about a Roman centurion" "That turned into a werewolf." "Rome?" "So they've been around for, like, most of history." "Yeah." "And more recently, in the 15th century," "There were so many werewolves around Constantinople" "That the Emperor had to leave the city to slay 150 of them." "Of course, modern theories think this" "Is a rumor or exaggeration." "But it's true." "He and his men were first to realize" "That silver is effective." "You sure know a lot about them." "Not really." "Just enough to let me hunt better, like this." "Silver works well." "Yeah." "We know." "We had some silverware with us." "Good for you, genius." "Gotta to stop the werewolves from spreading beyond town." "That's why." "Got to kill the alpha, at all cost." "We get it." "You stop him, you stop the rest of them." "The question is, how do we live?" "Here." "Take some of these." "Can't use the spears with one arm." "So we're all agreed that this guy kicked some serious ass" "And he can get us out of this." "Yeah." "He's a total badass." "He can get us out of here safe." "If anyone can, it's him." "Yeah." "Sorry, guys." "I work alone." "Can't have all of your guys with me." "Oh, come on, man." "You're the only one who could get us out of this." "You've gotta take us with you." "Dude, you kick total ass." "Yeah." "I am an asskicker." "I've killed more werewolves than you've had birthdays." "You've gotta help us." "Please." "I can't resist when you ask so nicely, baby." "Look." "I'm sure we all can help you, sir." "Well, the last time I fought them," "I did party too hard afterwards." "Woke up the next day in an Eastern European brothel." "I guess you guys can keep me from getting too drunk" "And wake me when I'm hungover." "Last time, I woke up hungover with a fierce case of crabs" "And made the werewolves seem friendly." "OK." "It's settled." "You can come with me." "Come on, guys!" "Quick!" "To the car!" "There's one." "[Growling]" "Nice reaction time!" "We may just make a hunter out of you yet." "[Shout]" "Shit!" "Fuck!" "He bit through the radiator." "We're not going anywhere in this." "Back to the store!" "[Growling]" "Come on!" "Shit!" "WEREWOLF HUNTER:" "Come on!" "[Growling]" "Shit." "God damnit." "[Grunting]" "What does he want so bad?" "[Growling]" "[Grunting]" "[Growling]" "[Screaming]" "Oh, he's making [inaudible]." "Ah!" "[Growling]" "Yes." "Let's go." "Go, go, go, go, go." "The elevator." "All right, move." "Damnit, wait." "Son of a bitch!" "That's for Emily, you son of a bitch!" "Which way?" "This way." "We'll cut through the bushes, lose them." "Let's go!" "Go, go." "Come on!" "Come on!" "Move!" "[Growling]" "Which way now?" "They're catching up." "Quick!" "To the playground." "We can fight them off there until morning." "[Growling]" "[Grunts]" "Fuck!" "This really hurts." "I'm coming to that." "No." "But... but what is it, like 6:00?" "The sun could be up in, like, five minutes or 40." "Who knows?" "We'll make it." "No." "No." "I don't wanna become one of those things." "I don't wanna hurt you guys." "I love you guys." "Say that, and stop the alpha." "Stop all of this from happening." "Ugh!" "[Growling]" "[Grunting]" "Now get him!" "Yes!" "We did it!" "Who's your daddy?" "[Inaudible]." "[Music drowning out speeh]" "Help!" "Somebody." "We did it!" "We're alive." "Oh, my god." "The werewolves didn't bite you." "Did they?" "No." "No." "Nothing to worry about." "I just got scratched by one of the bushes from the woods." "[Music playing]"

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything... and the one son who had no choice... but to keep them all together." "It's Arrested Development." "Michael Bluth was talking to his son about his latest test." " A-minus, huh?" " Proud of me?" "Very proud..." "minus." "Better go hit the books again." "Get up there." "C-minus." ""C" M-l-N-E-S." " Did you even study?" " No, I didn't." "Wow." "How impressive is that?" "The bar for the refrigerator has been lowered, huh?" "Oh, grades are meaningless." "Maeby's last school didn't even have them." "Back in Boston..." "Maeby's parents had enrolled her in a progressive school... with its own system of evaluation." "All I'm saying is that you might want to push her a little bit." "A kid without discipline can get into some pretty tough stuff." "You think she's gonna suddenly turn to drugs 'cause she got a C-plus?" "Minus." "And, yes, I think that, without boundaries, a kid can get into trouble." "Yeah, sometimes that could mean drugs." "I think stress is what leads to trouble... the kind you put on George Michael, even when he gets an "A."" "Minus." "An "A" gets him ice cream." "He knows that." "You're as bad as Dad with his ridiculous lessons." "George Sr. had used his considerable means... to stage intricate scenarios... to teach his children what he considered valuable life lessons." " I need help." " I'll get my gear." "Typically, these scenarios would involve a man named J. Walter Weatherman... a one-time employee who lost his arm... in a Bluth Company construction accident." " Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you hitting yourself?" " We're out of milk." "I could have got it earlier if someone would have left a note." "Oh." "Why?" "If someone had left a note... this-this innocent man would still have his arm." "Why?" "And that's why you always leave a note." "Those lessons worked, didn't they?" "We still leave notes to this day." "Oh, that's what that was about." "I thought he was trying to get us off dairy." " I need a favor." " What happened to, "Hello." "I need a favor"?" "I owe Hot Cops 500 bucks." " "Hot Cops"?" " It's the stripping agency I used to work for." " Cop uniform." " Right." "I might have been just a little too believable." "Police!" "Open up!" "Anyway, they're claiming that I never delivered on the gig." " I'm not an A.T.M." " I keep forgetting how hilarious you are." " Shh, shh, shh!" "You're making it worse." " Am I?" "I'm gonna give you the cash, but, in return, I get to ask you for a favor sometime." "My gut is telling me "No," but my gut is also very hungry." "All right." "I'll do it." "Michael then left for his mother's apartment... where she greeted him with some not-so-surprising news." " I need a favor." " We ought to put that on our family crest." " Oh, Michael..." " Spare me." "The S.E.C. is making me inventory everything I own." "They want me to prove no new purchases have been made with company money." " And there haven't been, right?" " Not after we doctor all these receipts." "I can't help you, Mom." "I've got a job." "I gotta make some money so you can buy more things and destroy the evidence." "You're right." "I'll ask Lindsay." " Hey, Buster." " Hey, Brother." " You headed over to your girlfriend's?" " Yeah." "She's down again." "Buster's girlfriend, Lucille Austero, suffers from chronic vertigo... which she has been trying to fight without the use of medication." "Her nausea's gotten really bad." "It's really been difficult on us." "It's definitely taking its toll." "You know you're free to go." "It's not like you made a commitment to this woman." "Well, I didn't make a "commitment."" " I did refer to it as our nausea." " Mm." "But you know, that's when we were goin' at it really hot and heavy." "Well, now it's my nausea." "Later, Lucille stopped by the model home..." "Later, Lucille stopped by the model home... to enlist her daughter's help cataloging her valuables." " I can't." " Why not?" "Because I'm..." "Don't want to." "Maybe I don't feel like being criticized around-the-clock." "I don't criticize you." "And if you're worried about criticism... sometimes a diet is the best defense." " Oh, hey, Gangy." " Hi." " D-plus." "Sign this." " This is a D-minus." " Either way, it's above a "D," right?" " Another world-beater." "And Lindsay realized she needed to take a firmer hand with her daughter." " I'm not signing this." " Fine." "I will." "Is "Lindsay" with an "A" or an "E"?" "Okay, I know you got a "crocodile" in spelling, but this has gone too far." "I hate to say it, but Michael might be right." "You need to learn a little discipline." "Hmm." "Nope, that doesn't feel right." "No, no, no." "I'm telling you." "You are now punished." "I punish thee." "Are you serious?" "What could you possibly come up with that would punish me?" "Oh, I have to come up with another thing?" "Oh, Lindsay, before I go, I just have one word for you." ""Sleeves."" "You're going to spend the day working for your grandmother." "No." "No, that's not the answer, because you..." "What?" "No!" "You stupidjerk!" "Why don't..." "Dumb." "Dumb." "Dumb, George Michael." " Dumb, dumb." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Calm down, you two." "It's just a math problem." "If I fail math, there goes my chance at a good job... and a happy life full of hard work, like you always say." "Maybe I'm pushing you too hard." "You're all stressed-out." "Your eyes are all red." "Why don't you take the night off." "just shut the book." "Go ahead." "just close the book." "Go ahead." "Your finger is still in the book." "George Michael." "Buster, meanwhile, was still worried about Lucille 2... whose condition seemed to be worsening." "You okay?" "How's your nausea?" ""Our."" "I mean, our... our nausea." "He remembered a study he took part in... on medical marijuana and its effects on nausea." "The subject took the drug in the form of a T.H.C. pill." "Nausea was then induced with a day at the carnival... which is what attracted Buster to the experiment in the first place." "Buster was found two days later... trying to eat his way through this enormous plaster donut." "So Buster went to the toughest, most streetwise kid he knew." " Tell your friends." " Hey, Nephew." "I was looking for you at your home." " Dad told me to take the day off, so I decided to come into work." " Oh." "I thought maybe you could help me get some weed." "It's not for me." "It's for Lucille 2, my girlfriend." "She's your girlfriend?" "Dad said you were her nurse." "Look, she's sick." "This could help her." "Pillform would actually be fantastic." "I could put it on a tea biscuit, tell her it's a marshmallow." "I have no idea where to get something like that." "What makes you think I would?" "You work here." "This place is pot central, right?" "In the '70s, the boardwalk was the place... to buy marijuana in Newport Beach." "The stand served as a convenient meeting place... because of the banana's resemblance to a yellow marijuana cigarette." " It had even inspired a song." "?" "Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint?" "?" "I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?" "I'm sorry." "I can't help you." "Why don't you just ask Uncle Gob?" "Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you hitting yourself?" "No." "No." "He'd never do it." "Besides, he always makes fun of me for dating Lucille." " Everybody does." " That's horrible." "You could tell Gob for me, but you can't tell him it's for me." " You can't tell anybody." " I'm working." " George Michael." "What are you doing here?" "I thought I told you to take the day off." " There's nothing to do." "Maeby's at Gangy's." " Find something to do." "Go make mistakes, get in trouble... be young." "Yes!" "I totally agree." "Make a mistake." "Here." "Here's 20 bucks." "I want you to close up shop and go crazy." "Go find yourself something to buy that you don't need." "Absolutely." "Here." "Take 225 from me." "?" "Big yellowjoint Big yellowjoint?" "?" "I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?" "Maeby was working with her grandmother." "And this is from when your Pop-Pop yelled out, "Oh, Melanie..."" "when he was making love to Gangy." "This is so much fun." "I can't believe my mom thought being here would be a punishment." "Oh, she thinks I'm too critical." "That's another fault of hers." "Ah, yes." "The week we had the au pair." "You know, your mother always wanted this brooch." " Really?" " Do you want it?" "I do now." "That'll show her for trying to punish me." "Oh." "Pretty." "It'll distract from the freckles." "George Michael nervously approached the family yacht..." "Gob had been staying on." " Uncle Gob?" " When he saw the yacht was empty..." "George Michael... as he'd been trained to do since childhood..." "left a note." "Back at the model home..." "Gob showed Michael the note he'd found at the dock." " No." "This can't be from my son." " It is his handwriting." "Plus he left me $200." "$100." "100." "I accidentally said 200." "I don't know..." " This is impossible." "Why would he do this?" " I know." "I was shocked." "Really, a hundred dollars." "You can't get good weed for a hundred bucks." "Anyway, here you go." "Now we are even on you paying off that Hot Cops thing." " Might just be a few stems..." " Get that out of this house." "What's the matter with you?" "Maybe you should save the lectures for your son... if he can remember them." "I speak to Lindsay one time about her hippie parenting, and I end up with a hippie." " It does seem pretty quick." " For all I know, this has been goin' on forever." "He's been stressed, his eyes have been red, his grades are dropping." " Heard about the A-minus." " I'm gonna go find out what's going on." " Hey, what you doin'?" " Nothing." "No?" "So, listen, your, uh, your Uncle Gob... seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today." " Was that you?" " No, no." "Maybe it was the other George Michael..." "the singer-songwriter." " Yeah, that makes sense." " Yeah." "What'd you do with the, um... with the money Buster and I gave you to go have fun with?" "I put that in my savings account." " Is that right?" " Yeah." "Save up." " Okay." "Thanks for being honest." " Yeah." "He's lying to me." "Can you believe that?" "Where the hell is this family's morality?" "I don't know." " What..." " It's cold out here." "What do I do now?" "If I confront him, he's gonna lie to me again." " Should I yell at him?" " Didn't Dad teach us that we don't yell in this family?" "Tell me before you hit the gas." "I can't hear you!" "The kids are yelling." "Tell me before you hit the gas." "I guess you're saying, "Hit the gas."" "Don't!" "Wait!" "No!" "That's why you don't yell." "Yeah, yelling's not a good way to go." "I got a better idea." "You wanna teach George Michael a lesson?" "Yes, I do, and it's gotta stick." "He's getting into drugs, Dad, and he's lying to me." "That doesn't sound like the boy." "It's my fault." "I've been pushing him too hard." " It's just..." "Dumb, dumb." "Dumb, Michael." " Hey, hey." " Dumb." " Shh, shh, shh." "I forgive you." "I don't want your forgiveness." "I want the guy with the one arm and the fake blood." " J. Walter Weatherman..." "how do I get ahold of him?" " He's, uh, dead." "You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioner running." "For God's sake." "He's not dead." "I need to do this soon, tonight." "Down by the docks..." "I'm gonna make it like a drug deal went bad." "Tonight?" "No." "It's Yontif." "It's the first night of Yom Kippur." "Dad, that's just..." "That's one night, and it's back in September." "That's okay." "You've only been a Jew about two days." " Just try to talk to him." " Like you talked to me when I was growing up?" " I thought you hated those lessons." " I did, but they worked." " And they will work again." " Well, I'm done with them, because it was wrong, Michael." " Come on." " Your son is a timid, thoughtful boy." "He's a scholar, like his grandfather." "What time is it?" "Oh, almost sundown." "I have to prepare for the Sabbath." " It's Tuesday." " Shh, shh, shh." "Lindsay went to see how her own attempt at parental discipline was coming along." "So, having fun?" " Where'd you get that brooch?" " Gangy." "Nice, huh?" "That was supposed to be for me." "She was my au pair." "I'm the one who cleared my throat and pointed to the laundry room." "Ma!" "You know I wanted that." "I know, but it's an elephant... and I didn't want to invite the comparison." "Nice." "In any event, your punishment is over." "Come on." "Let's go." "She's not going anywhere." "We're having fun." " Here, Maeby." "Try this on." " I see." "Fine." "I was gonna take her out for ice cream... but if you'd rather stay here, well, that's just fine with me." "We could go get some ice cream, Gangy." " That would be fun, right?" " I don't think so." "That chubby little wrist of yours... is testing the tensile strength of this bracelet as it is." "Maeby decided that perhaps she'd had enough ofher grandmother." "Maeby." "Maeby?" "Hey, Gob." "It's Michael." "I figured out a way for you to repay that favor." "Dad wouldn't help me teach George Michael the lesson... so I need your help and your Hot Cop friends." " I wanna fake a drug bust." " Michael, these guys are real dancers." "They've never done any hot policing." "They don't even need to be hot." "They just need to show up in those uniforms." "And so, Michael's plan was put into motion." " Where have you been?" " What?" "I am like a caged animal." "My old lady's on the floor, man." "I am not s-ing around." "Yeah." "Gob just called." "He's got the stuff at the yacht." " Oh, great." "Let's go." " No." "I think my dad's onto this." " I'm out." "I'm not..." " Whoa, whoa, whoa." "Come on." "Gob will never give it to me." "My woman is sick." "Please?" "Later that night, Michael made the final arrangements with Gob." "All right, Gob, is this gonna be believable?" "I want him scared." "I love this kid." "These guys are pros." "They're gonna push the tension... to the last possible moment before they strip." "They're not going to strip, are they?" "I told them not to, but I can't promise that their instincts won't kick in." " Unbelievable." " Trust me." "It's gonna be totally real." "This kind of thing goes on all the time out here." "Boats wait offshore, lights are flashed." "A guy comes over and drops off a bag." "It's gonna freak the little bastard out." "Michael went off to hide... while Buster and George Michael arrived as planned." "I really appreciate you doing this for me." "You're making a very miserable person happy." "She really feels awful, huh?" "Oh." "Oh, I was talking about me." "But, yeah, she's a mess." "Be careful." " Uncle Gob?" " George Michael." " You weren't followed, were you?" " No, I don't think so." "All right, kid." "Let's deal some drugs." "What are you doin'?" "Flashing the lights..." "so the dealer knows what's goin' down." " Now we wait." " How long?" "Who knows?" "An hour." " Maybe five." " Drug delivery!" "You wanted some marijuana?" "No, not me." "My nephew did." "Show me the money." " Show us the pot." " I got it right here." " Oh, my God." " Nice, right?" "Okay, you can put your shirt down, Derek." "just give him the stuff." "So." "We have a deal." "We have a deal." "He's ruining his life!" " Police officers!" "Freeze!" " What?" "Oh, no!" "It's the cops!" " And a construction worker." " Let's get this party started." " Aren't you guys gonna cuff him?" " You wanted handcuffs?" "All right." "George Michael, I hope you learned your lesson, pal." "Okay." "Okay, all right." "Thank you." "Thank you." " What is this?" " This is a lesson." "Maybe I pushed you into this, but..." "I love you too much to see you ruin your life with that crap." " But it wasn't for me." " Then who was it for?" "Who?" "Give me a name." " Okay, it was for me." " Yeah." "I was gonna smoke the marijuana like a cigarette." "Now you're looking at a nice big, fat punishment." "I'm sorry." "Excuse me." "I'm sorry." "Ooh!" "Uh..." " What are you doing here?" " The, uh..." "The boy was lookin' out for me." " What?" " It-It's for my girlfriend." "She's sick." "Why don't you just wait it out?" "She's gonna be gone soon." " Oh, that's it." " Hey!" "Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you hitting yourself?" " Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you hitting yourself?" " Hey!" "Buster!" "What's the matter with you?" "Easy." "Is that true?" "Why didn't you tell me this?" "You're always telling me to do the right thing... put family first." "You know, it is unbelievable that you'd ask my son to score you pot." "Why don't you drive him home, and you and I will talk about this later." " Go ahead." "Go with Buster." " I'm sorry." " Hey, what are you guys doin'?" " We got your signal." "You flashed the lights." "We got the drugs." "You got the money?" "No, no." "No, no, no, no." "We're all good." "We just want the money, You wanna make this ugly?" "We were just teaching the young fellow a lesson." "We don't want any trouble with you." " Thanks very much." " Do you know who you're dealin' with?" "Drop the boxes!" "Put your hands in the air." " What is this?" " We had nothin' to do with this!" " You set us up!" " No, no!" "These are just strippers!" " Look how hot they are!" " Everybody take a breath!" "Oh, my God!" "My arm!" "Oh, my God!" "This guy's arm... just came off and landed on the dock." "Michael realized that his father had, once again... taught him an elaborate lesson." "And that's why you don't teach lessons to your son." "How could you do that to me?" "I told you he's a good kid." "You should try talking to him when you think he's in trouble." "Don't make the same mistake I did, you know... teaching lessons." "So you taught me a lesson not to teach lessons?" "It was my last lesson." " Back home." " Back from your wonderful time with Gangy?" "Well, actually, it wasn't so wonderful." "She can be kinda nasty." "But I'll tell you somethin'." "I'm glad you're my mom." "Oh, um, I got you something." " You're giving me this?" " You deserve it." "I can't believe you had to put up with her your whole life." "Honey, this is so sweet." "Let's celebrate and go shopping." " You knew the whole time, didn't you?" " Kind of." "One of the Hot Cops is my choir teacher." "I'm sorry about all this." "It's just you were so stressed out... and I guess I got scared and..." "I should learn to talk with you a little bit more, huh?" " I think we're okay." " We are, aren't we?" "You know there's nothing you can't be totally honest with me about." "You can say anything to me, anything at all." "Like, say, I had a crush on my own cousin." "Hey." " You just taught me a lesson." " Oh." "?" "Big yellowjoint The big yellowjoint?" " All right." "We're even." "?" "I'll meet you down at the big yellowjoint?"

"CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS" "A DICE FILM / FUNCH BALL PRODUCTION" "Social Security Card Yun-guk Ha" "Chunsoo Bathhouse" "The US stock market..." "Good morning!" "Morning." "Hey!" "Good morning." "We're at the airport, sir." "The man you're picking up..." "He speaks Korean." "You'd better watch what you say." "I need those files back ASAP." "Yes, sir." "So, is this your first time in Korea?" "Is he ignoring me?" "I thought he spoke Korean." "What a dump!" "Nobody cleaned up here?" "Jeez..." "A bag of tricks to compensate for a lack of skills..." "What was the Chinese guy's name?" "Asing, sir." "That's the one." "He only had one knife on him." "Is he going to start living here?" "So, you can talk!" "Hey..." "I was raised poor." "So, it made me real sharp." "You insulted me just now, didn't you?" "Your garlic breath stinks." "So, move your fucking face." "Give me that." "I got this from Busan." "It shoots like a piece of crap." "You'll need about three shots to do any damage." "I'm outta here." "Drive safe in Seoul." "As you see, Dongil Pharmaceutical is falling apart from the inside." "We'll sell it off and acquire AMC as a hedge." "It'll generate a 30 million dollar profit even if Dongil collapses." "What about public sentiment?" "The company's dedicated 9 years to developing treatments." "Selling it off will put 80 people out of work." "Making profit should be our priority." "We're not getting paid for our sympathy." "Aren't you pushing it too hard?" "You make it sound like I'm a bad person." "How're you holding up?" "I'm good, thanks to you." "What are the police saying?" "I heard they hassled you again about your husband." "Call me if you need someone to talk to." "What?" "Just admiring... a doctor smoking in the hospital." "Try spending a day with old people moaning about pain, it will make you sick." "I feel like I'm hitting menopause." "I risked my job to get that." "Go easy on it, girl." "Thanks..." "Just because you have dementia doesn't mean there's no hope." "Little things like scent or walks can help her remember." "Be patient, as if you're dealing with a child." "With everything going on, maybe it's for the best." "Excuse me." "Holy Mary!" "What the...?" "Are you okay?" "It's probably nothing." "They've been doing repairs these last few days." "Hey!" "Can somebody report this damn hospital?" "When can I get his stuff back?" "We have it here." "But there are still questions that need to be answered." "Your husband's death wasn't a simple affair." "Gambling loans, embezzlement and stock scams..." "We need to establish the link between him," "Song and Park to understand..." "Detective." "Yes, he was my husband." "But, I've already told you everything I know." "I don't care what he was involved in." "I just want to get his stuff back and move on." "Help us get Song and Park." "Or your husband will take the fall for everything." "It's true that my husband was close to them." "Right?" "It's also true that we haven't spoken in two years." "Alright." "Fine." "I don't mean to pry on your private life." "Just that it's a crucial case in our investigation..." "Bambi Kindergarten For Yumi's Mother, Mogyeong Choi" "Yumi's Fourth Birthday First Day of Yumi's Kindergarten" "Paths to Prayer" "Paths to Prayer How blessed it would it be if we were as beautiful as..." "How blessed it would it be if we were as beautiful as..." "Mom, you gotta tell the nurse when you have peed." "There's no need to feel embarrassed." "I saw Yumi last night." "Her hands were cold." "She must've gotten that from me." "She wanted a pair of gloves." "We went shopping." "It was fun." "She was so pleased with her red gloves." "She giggled like the happiest girl." "My poor baby..." "This is what God the Lord says:" "I, the Lord, have called you in righteousness." "I will take hold of your hand." "Why is he buck naked?" "Where is his cell phone?" "I injected him with a mix of DPA." "If he had the files, he would've given them up by now." "Mogyeong Choi Cellphone Here it is." "You see?" "He has Mogyeong's number." "Look who's here!" " You look amazing!" " Stop it." "Congratulations, Mogyeong." "Hello?" "All right." "I'll make this quick, so stop frowning at me!" "I'm proud to present the driving force behind the AMC acquisition." "She has set a new standard for MA." "Please welcome our team leader" "Ms. Mogyeong Choi!" "Congratulations!" "You just earned us a hundred Bentleys." "Thank you." "You remember the touching song she sang at last year's party?" "You're not gonna let the crowd down, are you?" " Do we want to hear her?" " Yes." " You all want to hear her?" " Here, here." "I called her from Parks phone." "Looks like she really hasn't got a clue." "We're still tracking down Song's..." "Pardon me?" "Can't you see I'm listening to her sing?" "Mommy!" "Mommy..." "Yumi." "Promise me." "Promise you'll go with daddy." "Be a good girl, okay?" "Stop crying." "I'll see you soon, okay?" "Mommy's real sorry." "Look at mommy." "Bye, baby." "First message:" "Hello, mom?" "Can you hear me?" "I went to Universal Studios today." "I rode the train and there was a flood and I saw a shark." "Mommy..." "I can't remember your face." "Is God punishing me?" "I promise I'll be good even when you're busy." "Call me when you hear this, okay?" "Promise?" "Okay?" "Hello?" "Are you in the elevator?" "We're stuck in here." "Sorry about that." "Stay calm." "Someone will be right over." "It's happened before." "Could be worse, I guess." "The pressure cylinder must be out of oil." "Sorry?" "Just need to wait till it fills up." "The cables only snap in movies." "What have you got there?" "It's my mother's." "I have to get the urine weighed." "I'm Mark." "Mogyeong Choi." "Are you Korean?" "Yes, but I was raised in Minnesota." "Your legs aren't tired?" "I'm fine, I'll just stand." "It may sound stupid but I feel like it'll never get fixed if I sit down." "It smells like incense in Seoul." "Incense?" "There are a lot of Buddhist temples in Seoul." "I could smell it as soon as I got off the plane." "Then' I thought to myself 'Now, I must be in Korea. '" "What else do you smell?" "The smell of bathhouses." "Bathhouses?" "That's the last place I went before leaving for America." "It's moving again." "It was nice meeting you." "It will get fixed soon." "Mogyeong Choi." "Are you Korean?" "Yes, but I was raised in Minnesota." "What else do you smell?" "The smell of bathhouses." "Restricted Area" "Seven items in total." "Please sign here." "National Forensic Service" "Enter Network?" "Network Accessed from Unidentified IP Address" "Where is it?" "The Ventura, sir." "In L.A" "Saving Data..." "Mogyeong Choi." "It was with her all along." "Yahoo!" "Bundang Memorial Park Columbariums" "They want her eliminated." "Retrieve the flash drive." "Make sure her body is never found." "Bambi Kindergarten For Yumi's Mother, Mogyeong Choi" "The person you're calling is not responding..." "Did you call me, Ms. Choi?" "I'm home." "There's a package on the table." "What is it?" "It's a DVD from the daycare." "I couldn't just throw it out." "What about upstairs?" "I couldn't bring myself to do it." "How many times do I have to tell you?" "I don't want to see it." "I told you to burn everything." "Why are you doing this?" "I'm sorry, ma'am..." "He did such a great job, right guys?" "Next, Yumi is up!" "Good luck, Yumi!" "Clap, clap!" "Yumi, you can do it!" "Yumi!" "It's okay, sweetie." "Yumi..." "Yumi!" "Press for a ticket." "Press where?" "Here." "It's your first time dying your fingernails?" "Dance!" "You are so pretty!" "Good girl!" "Look at you dance." "Hello?" "This is the front desk." "You gotta pay before you go." "What?" "You slept, ate and shit here for a month." "Pay up, Mr. Song." "Who the hell are you?" "Don't ask me for my name, asshole!" "Sayonara." "Are you okay?" "Call 911... 911..." "Done." "Song is taken care of." "Want to hear a story about a woman who died in the desert?" "But, I want to stay with you, mom." "Go." "Now." "For crying out loud!" "Go, you little rat!" "If you forget the change again, I'll kick your ass." "Get your head on straight and say, "give me change, " okay?" "She tried to ditch her son every chance she could get." "The kid had to do something." "He knew what she was trying to do." "He was scared and starved but he didn't make a sound." "Because he was afraid she might leave him again." "All he wanted was to stay with his mom." "Couldn't bear the thought of being separated from her." "That selfish woman left her child and died alone in the desert." "Just like you did." "Someone called 911 before firing the gun." "When the sheriff arrived, she was dying from an overdose." "What should we do?" "Let's dig into it." "Hey..." "Hey!" "Say something, son of a bitch." "Track down Mogyeong's duplicate phone." "I will find and kill that motherfucker, Gon!" "I know he saved your life in Cambodia." "But, he is like a stray dog." "He will bite his master's neck one day." "Go finish him." "Chunsoo Bathhouse" "Bathhouse" "What if something happened..." "Where does that leave me?" "Selfish bitch..." "I'll never see you again." "Thanks." "For what?" "Half of the pills you gave me were vitamins." "The doctor told me..." "I'm still here because of you." "Thank you for not letting my mom be left alone." "Screw you..." "We found evidence of forced entry at your house." "Married Mogyeong Choi' Yun-guk Ha We found evidence of forced entry at your house." "We found evidence of forced entry at your house." "We'll have your phone checked at the lab." "Yumi Ha Shot dead at "Misty" restaurant in L.A, 2013." "Jungi Song Wonsang Park You're here." "Wonsang Park Murder Case You're here." "Wonsang Park Murder Case" "Did you check her phone?" "No, we just got it." "I'm Detective Park, from the financial crimes task forces." "I'll be straightforward." "How well do you know John Lee?" "John Lee is publicly known as a hedge-fund manager, but that's not who he really is." "He is in charge of laundering money from drugs and human trafficking." "AKA Permanent Traveler." "The anchor investor, China Investment Funds, is a paper company operated by the Triads." "Ha, Song and Park all knew about it, but didn't tell the authorities." "Why?" "Because of the money." "Show her." "Look." "Your husband went to the States with his daughter, Yumi." "Correct?" "He tried to sell John's accounts to the Russian mob but the plan fell through" "and they never found the file." "Recently, Song and Park were found brutally murdered." "What does that mean?" "That the file is still in Korea." "You've received an email from your late husband?" "This is the cell phone's serial number." "We cross-checked it with Song and Park's cell phones." "Same with your phone, but no match." "I'll disregard what I just heard." "Sit down." "Your husband owed 1.5 million in gambling debts." "He illegally authorized a 3 million loan to Park and Song invested it in stocks." "We have the motive, evidence and circumstances..." "It all fits together." "We found you with bullet holes above your head." "It's a warning." "They want their file back." " Get out of my way." " I won't." "It's the only evidence we have to get John Lee." "We must get him in order to prove..." "Prove what?" "You want to tell me that a father took his child to a criminal dealing?" "That my daughter was killed because of her dad?" "Huh?" "Fuck you, all." " Hey!" " Ma'am!" " Mogyeong Choi!" " Ma'am!" "Call the doctor." "Hello?" "What does it feel like to be back from the dead?" "Who are you?" "The one that left bullet holes in your couch." "You received an email from your late husband?" "This is the cell phone's serial number." "What is this about?" "Who are you?" "Listen carefully." "There is somebody coming after that phone." "What the...?" "Wait here." "Cops can't protect you." "Get out of there now, if you want to live." "You're the one that called?" "We're moving you to..." "Hey!" "Freeze!" "Ms. Choi." "This is Detective Park." "Open this door." "Shit!" "Excuse us." "Coming through." "To the control room." "Did you take care of her?" "Stop wasting time chasing her." "The police have the flash drive." "It's over." "What the...?" "So, you are Korean?" "You kept speaking in English so, I thought you were American." "How come your English is so perfect?" "So, you do speak English?" "You must've heard everything, then?" "No..." "I only know a few words that my daughter taught me." "Just the basic stuff, you know?" "Stop it, you're embarrassing me." "I said only a few words." "Rose Apartments, Hoehyeon-dong." "Grab the bitch." "Nervous?" "Take it easy, man." "You can come straight up." "Yeah, I can hear you coming." "Welcome, gentlemen." "Where's Jeonggu?" "Is he here?" "He's inside." "You, wait downstairs." "Promise I won't get in trouble for this?" "Just get on with it." "Man, you talk too much." "We've detected signs that John is trying to liquidate his assets." "If we lose him now, we lose him for good." "So, you'll hack into Ventura?" "We need your access code." "Come to daddy, baby." "The King Ned?" "Ned Simon." "It's John's supervisor from Harvard." "It's out of my hands from this point." "What the hell?" "Apartment 503" "Explosive Ordnance Disposal" "Why the hell did you come here?" "Who's there with you?" "What's that got to do with you?" "Everything." "Since there are men on their way to kill you." "How did they find out where you are?" "Who is this?" "Answer me." "I am going to make a call now." "What?" "Whosever phone rings is the rat that exposed your location." "It's done." "You..." "What?" "What do you think you're doing?" "Earning myself some money." "I never had any luck with the lottery." "When everyone else has big-ass condos and BMWs, why should I live like this?" "Ms. Choi," "I have you to thank for this." "You people make my year's salary in just a couple of hours." "Thank you for giving me perspective." "No hard feelings." "I'm sure you'll go to a better place." "Bastard..." "Help me." "Help us..." "Detective..." "Help..." "Bro!" "You gotta pay me more." "Killing my men wasn't part of the deal." "If you want to catch a frog, you get mud on your feet." "I can't go back now." "I want my retirement settlement!" "Alright, alright." "I took that into consideration." "Now turn off that camera." "What?" "I mean that pen camera in your pocket." "I've always been a step ahead of you." "From the day you were born." "Finish the job." "Mogyeong Choi." "Mogyeong..." "Mogyeong Choi!" "You'll find a black SUV outside the central stairway." "The key is in the ignition." "Why are you doing this to me?" "Yumi didn't eat carrots." "Did she have an allergy?" "How do you know that?" "Do you know my daughter?" "I was there." "I was there when your husband and daughter were murdered." "You want the truth?" "Get out of there." "I'll tell you everything I know." "You..." "What's your name?" "Gon." "Gon." "If I hear anything but the truth" "I will kill you with my bare hands." "Come out to parking lot B." "Mogyeong!" "Hey!" "She's mine now, Hero." "Son of a bitch!" "Hello?" "Did you say a bomb?" "You sound a little too old to be making prank calls." "We can track down your number..." "Hello?" "What the hell was that?" "Hey!" "Holy Mary!" "Was he for real?" "Hello?" "!" "Let me ask you one thing." "Yumi..." "Why did you do that to an innocent child?" "Man, I cannot believe you or your pathetic husband." "Was it me that got your daughter killed?" "He stole my account and ran off." "With my money!" "And, he took his daughter along." "Why bring your child into a criminal transaction?" "Am I responsible for your kid's death?" "No, it was you!" "He bought your ticket, too." "But you didn't go." "Why?" "For money, bitch!" "Money was more important to you than your daughter." "Don't play the victim here." "Alpha to the center." "Bravo to the east gate." "An anonymous caller tipped off police minutes before the bombing." "It's been reported that the same caller warned of another bombing yet to happen." "The police suspect that the bombing may be tied to the apartment gunfight from earlier today..." "Let's go." "911, please state your emergency." "Hello?" "Please help!" "I'm being held captive." "Calm down, ma'am." "What is your name?" "I'm in the Financial District..." "Which building, ma'am?" "Hello?" "Hello?" "Please wake up, talk to me!" "Wake up, my brother!" "Open your eyes, please!" "Wait for me." "I'm gonna cut his head off and bring it to you." "I promise you." "I am going to kill him." "I'm gonna kill you' you son of a bitch!" "Connecting to the Server" "Accessing Network" "Network Accessed Cancel Transfer?" "Transfer has been Reset What's going on?" "Somebody fed the backup file onto the server." "The system rebooted and all the transaction records are gone." "What does that mean?" "It's her again, that fucking bitch!" "Fuck!" "What happens to my money?" "What about my two million dollars?" "Stop talking in English." "Tell me about my money." "Run if you want to live' you moron." "Hey..." "How do you say 'Don't kill me' in English?" "We didn't find any explosives." "Must've been a false alarm." "Turn off the jamming device." "Come out, come out, wherever you are." "Bitch!" "Run for it, bitch." "What are you gonna do about my two million?" "How did you do it?" "The flash drive was with us the whole time." "My computer is wired to send the last opened file to the printer." "Didn't think it'd come in handy." "You think it's funny?" "I never liked that son of a bitch from the beginning." "Do you know how I made that money?" "By licking the asses of educated motherfuckers like you." "Come on, let's do it." "So' it all came down to a very expensive fuck." "Let's see what my cute little honey tastes like." "Come on." "You'll like it, too." "God damn it!" "Fuck you!" "Bitch..." "Mogyeong..." "Can you hear me?" "It's Gon." "A man is coming your way to kill you." "Pick up the gun if you want to live." "Shoot him when he shows up." "It's easy." "Just put your finger on the trigger and squeeze." "If you don't stop him, he'll even come after your mother." "A senile old lady lying in a hospital is a piece of cake." "So, grab that gun." "Now, I'll tell you the truth that I promised." "The man that's coming for you kills men without a blink of an eye." "A piece of garbage." "He is the one that killed Yumi." "Your daughter, Yumi." "So, don't hesitate." "And pull the trigger!" "Gon..." "Can you hear me?" "Are you there?" "Answer me." "Gon..." "Gon!" "Answer me." "Say something, please..." "We'll go to America and start living a good life." "Whatever your father says, just say 'Okay.'" "Just 'Okay' no matter what." "Boys don't cry." "There's a good boy." "I..." "Thank you, Jin-gon." "So, please don't cry." "Don't you cry, Jin-gon." "Can I get a scrub?" "I'm coming." "Wait here." "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY LEE JEONG-BEOM" "JANG DONG-GUN" "KIM MIN-HEE" "KIM HIE-WON / KIM JUN-SUNG" "CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS" "A DICE FILM / FUNCH BALL PRODUCTION" "Social Security Card Yun-guk Ha" "Chunsoo Bathhouse" "Bambi Kindergarten For Yumi's Mother, Mogyeong Choi" "Yumi's Fourth Birthday First Day of Yumi's Kindergarten" "Paths to Prayer" "I injected him with a mix of DPA." "If he had the files, he would've given them up by now." "Mogyeong Choi Cellphone" "Restricted Area" "National Forensic Service" "Enter Network?" "Network Accessed from Unidentified IP Address" "In L.A" "Saving Data..." "Yahoo!" "Bundang Memorial Park Columbariums" "Bambi Kindergarten For Yumi's Mother, Mogyeong Choi" "Are you okay?" "But, I want to stay with you, mom." "I know he saved your life in Cambodia." "But, he is like a stray dog." "He will bite his master's neck one day." "Go finish him." "Chunsoo Bathhouse" "Bathhouse" "Married Mogyeong Choi, Yun-guk Ha" "Yumi Ha Shot dead at "Misty" restaurant in L.A, 2013." "Jungi Song Wonsang Park" "Wonsang Park Murder Case" "What the...?" "So, you are Korean?" "You kept speaking in English so, I thought you were American." "So," "No..." "I only know a few words that my daughter taught me." "Just the basic stuff, you know?" "Stop it, you're embarrassing me." "I said only a few words." "Apartment 503" "Explosive Ordnance Disposal" "Son of a bitch!" "Please wake up, talk to me!" "Wake up, my brother!" "Open your eyes, please!" "Wait for me." "I'm gonna cut his head off and bring it to you." "I promise you." "I am going to kill him." "I'm gonna kill you' you son of a bitch!" "Connecting to the Server" "Accessing Network" "Network Accessed Cancel Transfer?" "Transfer has been Reset" "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY LEE JEONG-BEOM" "JANG DONG-GUN" "KIM MIN-HEE" "KIM HIE-WON / KIM JUN-SUNG"

"Subtitles by Johnny Depp" "On May 9, 1969, a mile from the northern border of Laos, the 101st US Army Infantry division was advancing on hill 937." "For them, it was just a recon mission." "For the Vietcong, hill 937 was a strategic point." "The dozen soldiers in the company, new to combat, were to complete this routine mission in two hours." "They fought back heroically for 9 days." "This film does not tell their story." "The year is 35,000 BC." "In this untouched and savage world, mammoths live in peace with horsemoths," "henmoths and wormoths." "Oblivious to evil, fearing only the night, this is where our ancestors, the first men, lived." "All right..." " You know my wife?" " Yes, Chief." "Beautiful, isn't she?" "Right, roll call!" "This is the Stone Age." " Stone?" " Here!" " Stone?" " Here!" "Absent again, that one." "Stone too, I suppose." "I knew it." "Always off together." "This is nice." "It's nice being nice." "Ever feel like not doing nothing?" " No." " Me neither." "A quick pus?" "No thanks, I quit." "Rest your head." "Scared you'll mess your hair?" " Your hair's weird." " lt's a period do." "Wasn't it straight at school?" "It's always been curly, like grandpa and dad." "My children and grandchildren were too!" " Just swallow it." " Okay." "Daddy!" "Hello, my chickadees!" "Stone, have they been good?" "Very." "Just stoning each other as usual." "That's good." "Just a second..." "There's one missing!" "Honey, didn't we have 12 kids this morning?" "That's right." "A wild beast gobbled Stone up." "I knew we had 12." "Come on, time for bed now." "Off you go." "How much, Stone?" "One baby boarmoth a day." "So half a baby boarmoth." "Dung!" "I'm out of baby boarmoths." "That feels so good..." "Take that thing." "Keep the change." "It's getting all dark!" "Knock it off!" "Hurry, night is sprawling." " lt's getting all dark!" " Knock it off!" " lt's getting all dark!" " Knock it off!" "You kids can't watch the mural all night." "Lights out." "Nearby, among the barren red rocks, lives a tribe with dirty, muddy hair." "For centuries, the Dirtyhairs have been at war with their neighbours, for the latter hold the secret of shampoo." "Despite this ancient conflict, the Cleanhairs feel on first name terms with happiness." "Charge!" "It really needs a hole." "Baby, I'm home." " Well?" " Failed again." " Same here." " As usual." " The others?" " All drowned." "What?" "Unky, unky, unky, aunty and unky?" "Unky too." "Unky too?" "We've lost half our family tree!" "Extinction looms." "Just give the shampoo thing a rest." "I don't see why we can't manage it." "I just don't see why." "Looks like the shit fairies blessed us." "This shampoo war has lasted 800 years." "800 years on the 25th." "We must break the circle of failure." "Here's what I suggest." "What do you think?" " You didn't say anything." " Right, sorry." "Here's what I suggest..." "We'll take a hostage!" "What do you think?" "Hi, Stone." "Why bother?" "We're the first men, I tell you." "I'm on a dig." "What?" "Just practising..." "You know my wife?" "Beautiful, isn't she?" "Healologist, bless this hunt." "Sorry, that's gibberish." "It's a new language I made up." "Didn't the old one work?" "Boring..." "Mäy the hünt be gôôd änd mäy nôbôdy die." "What's with the accent?" "It's my new language." "The accent tends to linger." "Hunt and fish well." "May meat flow like water!" "Don't sit up and beg." "Don't sit up and beg." "Good Yorkimoth." "So how do you like your women, like?" "Alive." "Well, my ideal dream woman would be... a girl." "Be more specific." "Someone like me." " Meaning?" " Well, me." "For a woman like that, I'd do crazy things." "Such as?" "Such as stroke her hand." "Where are you going?" "There may be eggs in it." "We'll say we hunted them for shampoo." "Come on." "You swim like a dogmoth." " We show the Chief?" " No, he'll make us hunt." "Let's wait the day out." "How d'you rate the Chief's wife?" " She scares me." " She turns me on." "Leave it, honey, I'll bring the meat in later." "If we keep hunting those, they'll be extinct." "Chief!" "You know my wife?" "Beautiful, isn't she?" " Anyway..." "We were hunting..." " Yes, we were hunting and hunting and hunting..." " Eggs..." " And as we were hunting..." "We found this for you from the Dirtyhair Chief." "Put it down!" "Gently!" "Put it down and freeze!" "I have no choice but to take a hostage." "I've kidnapped myself." "My hand proves it." "Give me the recipe for shampoo by sundown..." ""... or I'll execute myself."" "Numbskull." "You skipped hunting again today." "In what way?" "You two really underdo it." "Gross." "My dad's blubbing." ""Give me the recipe by sundown or I'll execute myself."" "He said it, he did it." "A great man." "Great moron, more like." "Farewell, Lucy." " lt's getting all dark!" " Knock it off!" "Dung!" "I forget every time." "It's you!" "I'll put a light on." "It's so dark in here." "It's good to see y..." "That hurts!" "But it's good to see you." "Can I get you anyth...?" "Stopped working?" "The Chief's mad she didn't come to babysit." "Move yourselves, excuse me." "Move yourselves, excuse me." "Move me, excuse yourselves." " Excuse me!" " Watch it!" "Why make such a mammoth fuss over one dead woman?" "All this mobbing and sobbing!" "Animals eat people every day." " This was no animal." " lt was!" " May I agree with you both?" " lt was an animal?" " Wasn't." " Was!" " lt wasn't an animal!" " lt was!" " Look!" " Stop squabbling like infants." "I've never seen such infantry!" "Let me see it." "The dead body, I mean." "I didn't get what he meant." "Did you?" "If animals attack in caves now..." "Shut up about animals!" "She's whole!" "An animal would've eaten her." " Unless he'd just had lunch!" " Or was anorexic." "We all have relatives who've been eaten!" "A animal kills to eat!" "That's wrong." "Wrong?" "Come here, Blondy." "See that bearmoth?" "Get up!" "Up, slob!" "I said "wrong" because he said "a animal"." "If an animal didn't kill her, maybe a vegetable did." "I've got it!" "Look!" "She died of old age... but young." "Sure!" "Makes sense." "I'll leave you to bury the body." "No!" "This woman died by the hand of man!" "The hand of man?" " Nobody ever killed a body." " They just did." "Stay." "All her orifices are sewn up." " Even her toes?" " Toes aren't orifices." " Why do we say "Socket toe me"?" " We don't." "And here's the bloody club that killed her." "You can touch." "It's stopped working." "A man killed another man." "And a woman, at that!" "Wait. I have an idea." "Let's swap places." "This is something unheard-of." "I'm going to call it a "crime"." "It just came to me." "I could say "murder", but no." " l like "crime"." " Me too." "What nonsense!" "I can see the point of stroking a cheek or shuffling pebbles but why bother to kill a person?" "She'd have died anyway, sooner or later. lt's ridiculous!" "Why ridiculous?" "It's new." "Novelty's always..." " l can see the point of frolicking..." " We got it." "We must find out who did it." "What for?" "To ask him why he did it." "That hurt." "Are you sure, Chief?" "I'm the new Chief." "I decide new stuff from now on." "But it's cruel!" "You want silky hair or not, for dung's sake?" " Now." "What's the singular of hair?" " Hair." "It's too cruel." "I'm hideous!" "You're gorgeous." "At least you look like him." "I can't go to the Cleanhairs like this." "You'll go." "And you'll what?" "Seduce him, bring back the shampoo" " and take care of myself." " That's right." "I've lost a son already." "Enough's enough." "That shaved sheep looks like a pig." "Get going, because..." "Why do I do that?" "Who?" "Come on!" "Whoever did it, own up!" "Well?" "I don't mind waiting." "I'm waiting!" "You're a lousy waiter." " You're the worst waiter I ever saw." " Give it a rest." "Come on, out with it!" "What's up?" "I was diggologing." "The Chief wants to know who did it to know why I did it." "See, I was diggologing..." "Whoever says he did it, I'll give him... a sandwich!" "What kind of sandwich?" "Strawberry." " Had an idea?" " No." "Your foot's on my hair." "We can find the crimer even if he doesn't own up." "Easy!" "We know she was killed by a club." "So the crimer must be a club owner." "We know she was sewn up like my Yorkimoth." " Maybe a Dirtyhair did it." " They can't sew, so." "Sew!" "A seamstress did it." "A club-owning seamstress." "A club-owning seamstress!" "So!" "We just need to find a seamstress who recently bought a club." "You two hulks!" "Go to the clubbery." "But it's three days' walk!" "No rush." "Give yourselves three days." "Three days' walk makes six days there and back." "He didn't ask us to come back." "Dear Stones!" "This death will change our lives forever but life must go on as before!" "Doe-ball, anyone?" "Mine!" "It's fine to say "Mine!"" "but it's better to play it, okay?" "Blondy, foul!" " l didn't even touch it!" " Foul." "We'll send it back." "New doe!" "Skip the "Blondy"." "Call me Stone." "Go, moppet!" "Mine!" " You're my dream girl all over." " Wanna see my booty?" "Are you old?" "Stop!" "It's a beauty spot." "Beauty spots... are proof of beauty." "What are you up to?" "This is Stone, Stone..." "He's Stone too, or "Blondy" behind his back." "Who's she?" "Guy." "Who?" "How d'you pronounce it?" " Sto-o-one." " No, more like "Guy"." " More like "Guy"." " No, "Gay"." "Whose name is it anyway?" "What tribe are you from, Guy?" "The tribe at the end of the earth, where you fall off." "I've heard of that." "My whole tribe fell off, including me." "Except me." "Yeah?" "Well, goodbye." "C'mon!" "Whose serve?" "Goodbye?" " We have to let her stay." " We can't feed her." "They all fell off the earth!" "You want her to go home and slide off too?" "Okay, she can stay." "But he goes." "Why me?" " So the bald one's your Chief." " No, I am!" "I've had a wonderful day." "Since the moment we met, I've felt that survival's worth surviving." "The sweet air, the birdmothsong, etc?" "How did you know?" "How advanced was your tribe?" "Very." "We were about to discover religion." "And how advanced were you?" "Oh, I already asked." "Are we nearly there?" "Here we are." "You can sleep in the dead woman's cave." "Isn't there a lot better one?" "Okay, then." "Good night." "I nearly forgot!" "I love you." "I can't live without you either." " Come, let's freshen up." " Let's what?" "Let's wash your hair." "Your curls aren't even natural!" "Sorry, I never get fresh on a first date." " lt's getting all dark." " Knock it off." "Only 2 and 3/4 more days to the clubbery." "Tell me..." "Sorry, I keep forgetting your name." "Stone." "I'm tempted to buy a small club while we're at it." "You'll pay more for a big one." "Hi, Mum." "Hi, Dad." "Hi, darling." "No fruit?" "Yes." "Want some?" "Sleep well?" " l dreamed I had dark hair." " Poor dear!" "I've been sleeping so badly." "Want to sleep with us tonight?" "I'm too old for it." "Still..." "I wouldn't mind sleeping with you when Dad's dead." "Pass the bisonette milk." "I left some for you but I finished it." "Finished it?" "Thanks!" "I'm treated like a stranger in this house." " We'll have to tell him the truth." " He's not ready yet." "Hi Blondy." "My name's Stone!" "Want a butterflap?" "It's a dried butterfly." " Show me your hand." " Which one?" "Look!" "I've got baby fingers on this hand too!" "You like leaves?" "Me too!" "Let's get going." "Can I tell you a short poem?" ""The sky."" "Pretty!" " The beginning's weak." " "The" is good." "Will you give me some shampoo?" "When?" " Get gathering, slackers!" " We are." "Get up!" "Supposing you were lying down." "You're giving her shampoo?" "You're out of your mind!" "You only met her yesterday." "At least get her pregnant first." "Suit yourself." "Guy loves me!" "I'm a couple now." "All this digging must lead somewhere." "Bones!" "Bones with skin on!" " lt's getting all dark!" " Knock it off!" "Dung!" "Dark already." "Lizardslaw anyone?" "Trunk and pickles for me." "That one." "Lovely nosh." "Delicious, except for the mud ones." "Chief!" " Another corpse has been crimed!" " Who?" "Stone." " Our diggologist?" " l found him." "I was alone." "Nobody else saw him." "Two deaths." "This is getting troublesome." "Who'll be next?" "You." "And then you." "And you." "That's okay." "But then it'll be me and that'll be sad." "The sitter drew a crowd." "The first one was a real letdown so the sequel won't be a hit." "Go ahead, I've already seen it." "Ah, healologist..." "You know my wife?" "Beautiful, isn't she?" "Well?" " Nasty!" " Not at all." "Want to see where l was sitting?" "Look, he's been sewn up, like the sitter." "Yes, indeed... interesting coincidence." "It's like that old crime two days ago." "He only stitched one nostril." "It must be his half-brother." "Maybe he was disturbed by that moron of a watcher." "Nothing personal." "If it's the same crimer, then..." "Bump..." "Hurt..." "Horror..." "Stopping..." "Criming..." "Sewing..." "People..." "The horror..." "Horror has a face." "That's enough of that!" " You two!" "Find the crimer!" " Stop there!" " Why us two?" " l'm too cowardly right now." "Bald and cowardly at once." "Do we need Miss Judgmental?" "It's okay, I'll see to the crimer." "Of course." "Find him and I'll let you off hunting." "I'll let you off for life." "I'll let you off for life, plus a few days." "It's a deal." "How do you express joy?" "Find me the crimer." "Fast." " Thought we wouldn't guess?" " Okay, I confess." "Why did you crime them?" "Answer us!" "That's good." "Do that when you find him." "As for..." "That's enough." " Watch it!" " Don't point!" "Ask your thing to shut up." "I've had a wonderful day." "Thanks for the advice." "No sweat." "Coming..." "Can we see your dominant male?" "He's over there." "Hi." "Can we ask you a few questions?" " Fire away." " Can you tell us what happened?" "As usual, I was saying, "lt's getting all dark."" "Knock it off." " The diggologist didn't say..." " Knock it off." "Right." "So I went to check." "When I stepped inside, he was already..." "Dead." "You have to say "dead"." "Otherwise it makes no sense." "Dead." "Anything else?" "Yes. I saw a man running away." " Which way?" " From behind." "Let's pick up all the guys with behinds." "Back up." "Face the wall." "Remember my shampoo." "Don't worry, doll-face, I'll give you what you want." "You're going to see some possible suspects." "Hold this for me, I'm a witness." " lt's getting all dark!" " Not yet." "What if the crimer recognizes me?" "We've thought of that." "You'll see them from behind this one-way rock." "Who turned that guy around?" "Scram, you're innocent." "You know my wife?" "Beautiful, isn't she?" "Well, do you recognize him?" "All these rocks look alike." " Shall we move it?" " No, he mustn't see me." "How about a fake beard?" "Beards don't suit me." "Shift the one-way rock." "Don't scratch the ground, dear!" " Well?" " How can I recognize their behinds?" "It'll be tougher than I thought." "Thanks anyway." " lf you leave the tribe, tell us." " Of course." "If you need anything, even just a drink," " drop by my cave." " You know we won't." " Too busy?" " Too choosy." "My duckymoth!" "That woman scarifies me." "You know we hang out?" "Know what I'm thinking?" "We used to walk on four feet, now we walk on two feet." "Maybe soon we'll walk on no feet." "This one here." "This one's good..." "Not bad." "Excellent!" " Got it in beige?" " ln beige?" "Did a seamstress buy a club recently?" "Going my way?" "How about this one?" "You recognize the watcher because he has a torch." "Now we have a job, we need something to be recognized by." " You're right." " A torch!" "These!" "What was it I wanted to say?" "Yes." "Let's recap." " What do we know so far?" " How to make fire." "We're pretty good at inventing tools." "True, too." " Dung!" " She's just having fun!" "About the crime..." "The victim was disembowelled." "Fine." "But why take his guts?" "To make guitar strings." "We're all on edge." "It's interesting." "Go on." "Guitar strings and..." "So a guitarist did it." "A seamstress sewed them up." "A guitarist-seamstress." "Not bad!" "You're smart, Guy." " You're amazing." " Wait till you see me pee standing up." "Find me the guitarist-seamstress who did it." "I was kidding." "Where do we find a guitarist-seamstress?" "The Strum'n'Stitch School." "Hem in F sharp again." "C major." "Embroidery!" "F sharp." "She stays here." "Yes, it could be dangerous." "If I don't come back, you can have custody of the kids." " We have none." " More free time for you, then." "Cross-stitch." "Semiquaver." "We're investigating the double crime with more than one victim." "Don't mind us." "Guitar-stitching is like milk-carving." "Keep it natural!" "Try to mind us a bit." "Start again." "Embroidery:" "C major." "F sharp: cross-stitch." " Look at her." " Who?" "The middle one." "So?" "I don't trust her." "Why not?" "I dunno." "Intuition." "Instinct." "Stitch!" "Strum!" "Stitch!" "It's simple enough!" "If your hem goes during a recital, what then?" "Who'll be sniggering then?" "It's her." "Now!" "Grab her!" "And the dung hits the fan!" "The branches go over it, not at the bottom." " lt's getting all dark!" " Knock it off!" "Good night." " Hi, how are you?" " l'm pooped." " l was here." " Me, here." "And me, just about here." "Thanks a lot!" "All night waiting!" "This story sucks." "Pinch her!" "Shitess!" "Are you happy with my work as watcher?" "Very." " And my work as witness?" " Very." "Would you rather I continued as a watcher or a witness?" "Very very." "Now tell us why you did it, okay?" "Your move." "I can't play. I'm working." "Coffee?" "I'd prefer something with more bite." "I'm glad it's all over." "It's not over for everyone." "I didn't like you much at first." "As time goes by, I'm getting to loathe you." "Funny you said that 'cause it's not very funny." "Stone?" "Try miming it with words." " Won't that confuse things?" " Try it." "The trout goes upstream step by step!" "Better." "Now try using words that fit the topic." "Why did you kill those two women?" "including a man!" " Good!" "Got the hang of it?" " Yes." " l had the hang of it before, too." " Good work." " This bit wasn't right." " Get some rest." "You're staying till you tell us why!" "So it's been confirmed?" "The killer isn't a vegetable?" "Keep a close eye on her." "I love your breath." "Will you have it tomorrow?" "The investigation's over!" "To celebrate, I suggest we all go and celebrate!" "A happy hippo meal for everyone!" "So let's go!" "I'm going." "We are gathered together..." "Please!" "We're all here to celebrate the end of this gruelling but short inquiry, thanks to her without whom it could never have happened," "Stone the murderette!" "Thanks. lt wasn't me." "Still, thanks for your warm welcome." "You're all equally nice people, especially the pretty boy." "Good eat!" "1 7 minutes later" "Actually, I did the witnessing on your latest crime." "What makes a good witness?" "Three things." "Look, see, see." "Look-seeing you now, I see your front and back are different shapes." "1 1 minutes later" "We forgot to invite the healologist." "Join us and consider yourself invited two hours ago." " What are you feasting?" " Wrong!" "What are you eating." "We've found the culprit." "Let me introduce her." " You'll pay for this!" " No, it's my treat." " Was he like that before?" " No, he wasn't not like that." "What happened to his stuffed thing?" "Nobody knows how it died." "Night watcher or witness?" "Given the choice... 7 minutes later" "... friends and family." "My daughter, who's also my best friend... 4 minutes later" "Yes!" "Greedyguts!" "Doesn't the Chief suspect anything?" "Can I sleep at your place tonight?" "What for?" "I feel sleepy." "The trouble is..." "No time later" " There's only one bed." " No problem." "I'll sleep between your wife and you." "If I don't mind, I don't see why not." "Which hand?" "Wait!" "Let me check." "Why've you got a chicken bone there?" "Why's that chicken bone there?" " lt's to twiddle your hair!" " l don't think so." "How pathetic!" "He twiddles his hair!" "He's not naturally curly!" "Hey, Curly!" "You rotten Dirtyhair!" "That's right!" "Dirtyhair!" "Put that in your pipe!" "I knew all along why your hair smells of poo but I kept quiet 'cause I thought you were different and that under your dirt, you deserved to be... clean." "But you're like all of your tribe." "Dirty Dirty!" "Wait!" "Stop running after me!" " Guy's a Dirtyhair." " l knew it!" "Why didn't you say, treasure?" "I knew when you said "Guy's a Dirtyhair."" "Chief!" "A call for you!" "Who is it?" "It's me, the murderizer" "Record every fuckin' word of this." "I'm the real crimer/ You caught the wrong culprit" "Am I free?" "Can I go now?" "I'm the only killer" "Keep him talking till we track him." "Are you pro-abortion?" "I dunno." "How about you?" "That's a tough one." "If the woman's pregnant, I'm pro..." "Bye." "But if she's not, there's no point, I reckon!" " Then again..." " Sorry to interrupt." "Go ahead." "It's just to say I'm killing tomorrow." "Give him to me." " Who are you killing?" " lt's a surprise." "Where will you do it?" "Tricky question." "Let's say I'll do it here, where l am now." "Not fair!" "Get him to come here." "He's one and we're a lot." " What?" " Take it from me!" "Let me talk to him." "Okay, I'll tell him." "Well then?" "Okay!" "Wherever you say." "Can't you ever say no?" "One last thing. I'll dump my victim in a watery hollow" "Hollow?" "Hullo?" "Hello?" "Pardon me." "You got the whole conversation?" "Let's hear it again." "It's just to say I'm killing tomorrow" "Rewind." " You know we hang out?" " Too far." " l'm the murderizer" " There." "Again." "I'm the murderizer" "Play it again slowly." "Listen to the background noise!" "Sounds of water!" ""A watery hollow." That explains it!" "Croaking!" "Toadmoths!" " Toadmoths live..." " ln bogs!" " Tomorrow we stake out the bog." " Not too early." "You two!" "To witness the crime, we'll..." "Okay, so you're the witnesses." "I'm being left out of it." "It makes me..." "You use people and dump them like old..." "leaves!" "That's no way to treat people!" "We're a tribe!" "You're a tribe!" "You're a tribe!" "I'm a tribe!" "One last thing." "Take it or leave it, it's up to you." "It's getting all dark." "As I was saying, we'll need to wear camouflage." "What's wrong?" " Your camouflage!" " l'm a frog." "There's no such thing as a six-foot frogmoth." "Only because I'm standing up." "Look." "Keep it down!" "I'm not really a chick." "I'm the Chief." "You know my wife?" "She's not here." " Why not?" " Too risky." "The kids are minding her." "Right!" "There's a 9/10 chance he'll come from there, 9/10 he'll come from there, and 9/10 from there." "That makes a 27/30 chance he'll come... from there." "So we're ideally placed." "Knock it off." "Aren't you going to the bog?" "The Chief asked me to but I'm not in the mood." "You can't witness everything." "You must be upset, though." "Isn't it getting all dark yet?" "I'd be upset if I were you." "Pity your wife's not here." "I could have pok..." "What's Dungface doing here?" "You called my daughter a dirty Dirty!" "Nobody does that!" "Nobody calls my girl a dirty Dirty." "Proud of yourself?" "Stigmatizing people for their looks?" "Hooray for racial supremacy!" "Fine role models you are!" "Sophisticates!" " Let's be reasonable." " You be quietable!" "Yes, we have dirty hair but we give lice a home." "You think you're so great with your tresses and gloss!" "You're disgusting." "You know what?" "Keep your shampoo." "I'm going back to scratch my head with pride." "Bye!" "Where's the crimer got to?" "He's letting us down." "What's the matter?" "I'm wandering aimlessly." "Because of Guy?" "Good riddance to bad rubbish." "I know, but... I cherished the hope of adopting her." "I'm against adoption." "You're a fine one to talk." "What do you mean?" "What do you mean?" "There!" "but if you like this one, let's talk." "Excellent choice." "Made in France, sturdy, it's as good as they come." "Very economical." "See? "A" for economy." ""A", that's right." "Energy rating 0.95." "Washing efficiency "A"." "Digital temperature gauge, plus and minus." "Anti-wrinkle, delay start with digital display, worth having." "Top-loading." "Free delivery." "Do you live in the area?" "Are you local or... on holiday, maybe?" "Are you okay?" "You okay, Chief?" "I keep having stupid dreams." "Will you take it?" "You okay, Chief?" "The crimer said he's not coming." "He's pooped." "How come he's pooped?" "He had a late night." "He's not killing today." "He's copping out 'cause he's pooped?" "I must be dreaming!" "Am I dreaming?" "I won't have it!" "If he's too pooped today, tomorrow it'll be... some other thing, and the day after that..." " Some other thing." " For example." " And then it'll be..." " Some other thing." "I wouldn't go that far." "I won't have it." "If he can be pooped, so can we!" "Come to that, we are pooped." "Bedtime, everybody!" " But it's just past noon!" " l don't care!" "Good night." " Are you asleep?" " l can't sleep." "You?" " Me neither." " We can't sleep all day." "The Chief wants us to be pooped." "We're not afraid of the dark" "We're not afraid of the dark" "I'll tidy the forest." "This... was like that." "You're all mucked up." "What have you done?" "Got the wind up, have you?" "Let's play tagmoth." "Get lost!" "We don't play with fatsos." "You know, son, I feel your pain." "Don't worry, your difference makes you strong." "Get lost, blond bastard!" "Blubber boy!" "Wait till I get you!" " Can you slow down?" "I feel sick." " Stick your head out." "You're going too fast!" "It's okay, I know the road." "Look out!" " What was that?" " l'll check." "Dung!" "The healologist's petmoth." "Run!" "Chief!" "The healologist?" "The next victim is your wife and me." "Well, one of us." "My wife was at my sister's that day." "Odd, though." "I don't have a sister." "Can I have a word in private?" "I have something embarrassing to tell you." "Chief..." "Your wife and I are lovers." "Especially her." "Oh my God!" "How did you manage to fool me?" "Oh my God!" "One more time?" "I must tell you this." "Don't take it badly." "I've shagged my wife too." "Oh my God!" "You shagged my wife, I shagged my wife." "We're quits." "If we want to keep shagging her, we must protect her." "No seamstress bought a club from the clubbery recently." "Yes, I know." "So much has happened." "We've lost the diggologist." "First we suspected the guitarist-seamstress." "We were so wrong." "After we hippoed out..." "Our wife's life is at risk!" "She can wait!" "They need to know they walked six days for nothing." "Seven days." " You didn't take the Beastie Pass?" " Going, yes." "But coming back..." " We have to go." " Wait, Blondy." "Stop calling me Blondy!" "My name's Stone!" "Stone!" "B-L-O-N-D-Y!" "So tell me, who can you kill down there?" "Ants?" "Dirt?" "Useless joke." "The healologist did it?" " l can't believe it." " Me neither." "I believe it now you say so." "You're not angry?" "What did we do wrong?" "The hole, the leaves, the guy. lt worked." "You'll never get me!" "We will." "You won't." "Just try to catch me." "I run too fast for you!" "Shall we go?" "Let's go." "Mind that branch." "I already came this way." "There are others." " Thank you." " lt's the least we could do." "You guys saved her." "Not round the back!" "Me love you!" "Dad..." "True, he's pretty ugly." "But when I met your mum, she wasn't..." "You get used to it." "You turn a blind eye." "In any case, sweetheart, you die in your own arms." "Right, Mum?" "That's good." "Where are we going?" "In the water?" "Great guy with a big heart." " What?" " l'm a great guy with a big heart." "They're all blond!" "They're blond!" "Dad?" "See, he's found his dad." "Mum?" "My baby's so happy." "That's why I loathed you..." "You're my sister." "Mum?" "She recognizes him!" "We've a lot to catch up." "Not round the back!" "I told you not to go round the back!" "Believe it or not, I found the very same stone again." "Why am I telling you this?" "Subtitles by lan Burley and Nigel Palmer" "Processing:" "B.B. COM" " Paris" "Isn't it getting all dark?" "I don't know." "We need to invent a thing to go here." "Where's the night watcher?" "He's turned to art." "That horsemoth isn't very well proportioned." "Give me a break!" "It's just a sketch." "You think the colours will remain vibrant down through time?" "Dung!" "To hell with it!"

""Santa is a piece of crap"" "Check it out." "Go to the Pigallos..." "There's a surprise for you there..." "Give me a picture, Santa Claus." "It's not for kids..." "Beat it." "Go on, beat it!" "Don't you molest that child!" "He pulled my beard!" "So what?" "I could pull it, too." "He's only a child." "Still here?" "We warned you 10 times." "We don't want you here." "Go away!" "This is a democracy, you don't own the sidewalk." "I don't care." "Go away!" "They won't let me work." "I'm just outta jail... but I paid my debt to society." "I ain't ashamed." "They won't let me rehabilitate!" "Stop the fuss... or I'm gonna make you stop, got it?" "Alright, alright..." "Take it easy, I'll go." "Fascist pigs!" "See that?" "Run after the bastard!" "Go on, catch him!" "Gimme a piece of that long, black, soft thing." "Hi, you rats!" "Mama home?" "Look at this!" "She could clean up!" " Sorry for the trouble..." " Not at all!" "That's what we're here for." "Therese?" "It's me, Josette." "Answer me." "Fuck that recording!" "I wanna talk to you!" "You have dialled SOS Friendship..." "Hold the line, a friend... will soon answer your call." "I feel much better already..." "I'm glad I could be of some assistance." "I mean it, I used to feel trapped, closed in." "I understand..." "Like in a shell, yes..." "Ugly!" "Since my daughter left..." "With her father..." "Merry Christmas..." "Don't hesitate calling us again." "Toys are so expensive now." "I spent so much!" "No less than 785 francs." "Let me tell you..." "Yes, Mrs Musquin?" "Know what I think?" "Children are spoiled nowadays." "When all they'd need is string and cardboard!" "But what can we do?" "What's Pierre doing?" "What time is it?" "8:06 on my watch." "8:10 on mine!" "Of course I'll be awfully late for my sister's." "My brother-in-law is so terribly stiff." "I can hear him already..." "He must be held up somewhere." "Held up!" "Your naïveté borders on silliness sometimes, Therese." "No need to be a prophet..." "It's a woman." "How dare you insinuate such a thing?" "I must admit that Pierre isn't very... punctual." "But to suspect him of deception..." "Fiddlesticks!" "You don't know men." "With them, lateness means deception." "Believe me, I know." "Indeed!" "I was so worried." "I feared the worst." "I'm sorry I'm so late." "The children wouldn't let me go." "Also, I had to take a gift to an old people's home." "I'm not blaming you, Pierre, but I almost got upset." "I'm terribly late." "I must be off." "Merry Christmas..." "Have a nice evening." "Merry Christmas to you!" "No harm done." "Where've you been?" "I was callin' Therese, you mind?" "That cunt from SOS?" "I told you not to call those guys!" "Fuck off, you scumbag!" "Therese is my benefactress!" "I'm splitting." "I'm through with this rabbit shithouse!" "Besides, they'll give mixermatose to the baby." "And gimme my pregnancy money back." "You start that again and I'll smash you!" "You just try and my brother'll make meatballs outta you!" "Your brother's a sissy." "How come he scares you shitless..." "Get off my back!" "Know what was in there?" "Your underpants and your D-shirt, you dumb ass!" " I'll steal me another!" " You sonovabitch!" "Goddammit, my rats!" "Come back..." "She's gone crazy!" "Chouchou!" "Come back... or I'll kill you!" "And you S.O.B.s, get back here!" "Come back..." "No, go away!" "Where are you off to?" "Not there, that's the expressway!" "I'm stuck in the elevator!" "Pierre, answer me, will you?" "What's the matter?" "Have they gone deaf?" "SOS Friendship?" "CLEANING THE PHONE PREVENTS EPIDEMICS..." "Well, well..." "Not too many calls?" "Nothing serious." "Just routine." "Only one call since 6 PM." "I see, I see..." "SOS Friendship, good evening..." "Is this SOS Friendship?" "I can't hear you." "I've reached the end of the line." "What should I do?" "Hello, hello?" "Press the button, please..." "It's a bad connection." "Call me back!" "Well, only one call since 6 PM, you say..." "Not much for a Christmas Eve." "Yes, but..." "that's better in a way." "I see, I see..." "Better for them, you're right." "But quiet for us." "Did you put the receiver back?" "Otherwise it can't ring, you know." "Only for that reason, you see." "I'm almost done with the gloves for the lepers." "The Red Cross asked me for 3-fingered gloves." "Isn't it silly?" "Mittens would've been much better." "Indeed." "And even, I might say... a good old pair of socks!" "Pierre, how dare you!" "We're so silly sometimes..." "I'd rather be on duty with you than with Mrs Musquin." "I mean, she's nice..." "but in a sense she lacks..." "I mean, she's a bit stiff." "I see, I see..." "I hate to speak ill of people." "Such a nice person indeed!" "Junk!" "All this is junk!" "Pure 100% junk!" "At that price, it's a scandal!" "Wow, a call!" "SOS Friendship here." "Merry Christmas, sir." "Not at all, I'm here to listen." "I'm calling because I'm feeling very lonely." "Not anymore, sir." "The SOS crew is with you." "Could I come to see you?" "I'm sorry, that's impossible." "Haven't you got any relatives..." "...you could visit?" " They don't like me." "I see, I see..." "Couldn't you go to a party or something?" "Well... are you married, sir?" "I was engaged once, but it didn't work out." "I see, I see..." "Talk to us, we're here to listen to you." "I don't know where I stand anymore, or who I am..." "Or even if it's me talking now." "No, you're talking now, I know so!" "Hello?" "Hold yourself together, sir." "Black clouds... always have a silver lining." "We are here to..." "Hello?" "I must come and see you tonight." "I'm sorry, it's a rule... and we never break rules." "I'm sorry." " Just for a minute..." " Please don't insist." "I beg you, it's Christmas!" "Well... it's..." "Rue Montmartre, 17." "Thanks." "I'll be right over." "I'm sorry, Therese." "He said it was Christmas... and I couldn't find the strength to refuse." "Hey, Charles Bronson..." "Don't sulk." "There's no reason to feel depressed." "Don't call me that, Dad." "Bronson, Bronson!" "Don't worry, Pierre." "This man will be here soon..." "You'll comfort him, you're so good at that." "And he'll go." "No, I broke the rules!" "Our by-laws allow it in certain cases." "It wasn't called for!" "I was weak and cowardly." "I failed!" "Let me make amends!" "SOS!" "Merry Christmas!" "Yes!" "Merry Christmas!" " This'll be my last Christmas." " I see, I see..." " I have leukaemia and..." " I see, I see..." "Tonight, I wanted to wish a woman Merry Christmas." "What a great lesson of courage you are giving us!" "Here is my colleague." "Merry Christmas, sir, if I may say so..." " What is your name?" " Therese." "Well Therese, fuck your ass, fuck your cunt... fuck your tits and your nostrils..." "Stop it!" "Stop immediately!" "We can't have that!" "I don't talk to faggots." "Put the dyke on!" "Another pervert." "He'll tie up our line!" "No way!" "You wanted action, now you have it." "Not for me!" "Your friend is stuck in the elevator." "She's been blowing her horn for an hour now." "What happened, Mrs Musquin?" "I've been shouting myself hoarse for an hour." "Once again, the power went off." "Would you be kind enough to turn it back on?" "I'm sorry we didn't hear you." "We did!" "Funny that this thing breaks down only with you people." "Let's go eat before dinner turns cold." "Go on, move it!" "It's not the switch." "Of course not!" "Look in the fuse box." "That's the way the former super used to fix it." " A child could do it." " I need a screwdriver." "I'll go get it." "Don't you have a Swiss knife?" "No I don't." "I'm sorry." "No offense, it's just that they're very handy." "Your sister just phoned." "They can't wait for you any longer." "I hate oysters anyway..." "The gifts are in such a sad shape now!" "They're definitely ruined." "Ruined!" "It's the thought that counts, but still..." "Hurry up, Pierre or I'll miss the turkey!" "Light!" "I hate the dark..." "What's that package in the kitchen?" "You've been nosing about again..." "Actually, I have a surprise for you, too." " Hush!" " Hurry up!" "I couldn't even find a proper screwdriver." "Therese?" "It's me, Josette." "I kept dialling." "My God, how you talk!" "I just fought with Felix." "Can I sleep over at your place?" "You chose the wrong night." "I'm on call..." "You said I could come sleep if I don't touch... your little curious." "I won't touch 'em." "Ah, my curios..." "I have no place to go." "Alright, come over for the keys." " I'm sick of your fights." " Ain't my fault." "He started it." "Shit, here he comes!" "Tell me the truth, Pierre, is there a snag?" "I'm afraid of being electrocuted." "Don't be ridiculous." "You have rubber soles." "Who was that?" "A case?" "No, it was Josette, my brave little protégée." "She's fighting adversity with great dignity." "Where there's a will..." "Do you think he'll manage?" "He really seems to be all thumbs!" "Come on up, help me open it." "If you push here, I could get into it." "I'm coming!" "Let's face it, Pierre... you can't do it." "Call a repairman." "I'm almost there..." "Why waste money?" "That's alright," "I insist on sharing the expenses." "Why should we share the expenses?" "She got in there by herself!" "Moreover, you're the one who paid for the Christmas tree." "And she got her share!" "That's right." "Come over here..." "See if you can pry the case up..." "Perhaps I could stick a finger into it." "Yes, push here." "Why didn't you remove the 3 other screws?" "I would have with a proper screwdriver." "Push there..." "Watch out!" "Goddammit!" "You cunt!" "You bitch!" "It was bound to happen!" "You must've hurt yourself..." "Pierre, answer me, does it hurt a lot?" "I'm so sorry." "It's all my fault." "I'm so clumsy..." "Now that you managed to hurt yourself, will you call a repairman?" "It really hurts!" "Excuse me, Therese..." "I said such awful things..." "I didn't mean them, of course." "Of course, Pierre." "Not sooner?" "Thank you anyway." "I know you're not all those things I said..." " What did they say?" " 2 hours' wait." "And you already wasted an hour!" "No Christmas dinner!" "Thank you all the same!" "Go on, answer it." "Don't mind me." "Telephone, Therese!" "Say, Therese..." "That gift on the chair, is it something to eat?" "I'm calling... because..." "Well, I have a problem." "Not a real problem, but..." "you see... when I was a kid," "I couldn't stand living in a small town..." "But that's not the problem, really..." "It's Alice..." "Don't be childish!" "I don't know if I can make myself clear..." "Very clear, sir." "I'm with you." "This poor man can't speak three words in a row!" "Thanks anyway!" "He hung up!" "He was so shy." "Well, since you can't wait, here it is." "Merry Christmas!" "Is it for me?" "Thank you, you shouldn't have, really..." "It's too much." "I hope you like it." "You're hard to please." "Just the thought is already so generous!" "Open it!" "Of course, just the wrapping is so..." "beautiful!" "A floor-rag..." "How beautiful!" "I'm so happy!" "It's a sweater." "I see, I see..." "Of course a sweater!" "With holes for the arms..." "I'm so happy, Therese, I love it!" "The colour, too?" "First, I had thought of navy blue..." "But I felt this would change you a bit." "You were right!" "Gray and burgundy will go with anything." "How do you like the style?" "You won't see two of them." "I hope so!" "A real good choice..." "I needed something for taking the garbage out." "I'm so glad you like it, because..." "Don't move." "My gift is something I painted." "Oh Pierre, it's so sweet of you." "You mustn't look at it as an erotic fantasy... but rather..." "let's say..." "as creative research." "An artist's frenzy." "What is it now?" "Ah, Mr Preskovitch..." "The elevator is out of order again, and your friend is..." "We know, we know." "We've done what we could." "Thanks." "I have brought you a Christmas gift, from my country." "You make us feel quite ashamed." "We don't have anything for you..." "No, we don't." "It's been so long since we last saw you... that we thought you had died!" "How cruel!" "Of course I'm not dead." "I work on the turnpike, at night." "It's very windy, but quiet." "You're so fortunate, Mr Preskovitch." "Let's not keep you." "Merry Christmas!" "Not at all, I'm off tonight." "I've brought you some "dubbiccu"..." "Like chocolate." "I'll store them away." "You don't want to taste them?" "Sure do!" "Of course we'll taste them now." " You first." " Please." "It's hard to choose." "There's such a wide selection." "These are the famous Sofia "dubbiccu"." "They're excellent." "They're made of the best... artificial cocoa powder, margarine... and saccharine as well." "Have you reached the sort of second layer yet?" "Exquisite!" "No need to be hungry..." "They're all home-made." "They do taste home-made!" "Hand-made, and rolled under the armpits." "Now, we won't keep you any longer." "Glad you liked 'em." "Normally, they're only for decoration." "I won't say any more." "Right, please don't." "Thanks again." " I'll come over some other time." " Not before!" "When it's more quiet." "Light!" "Sorry." "How are you doing, Mrs Musquin?" "Very well, thank you." "It's disgusting!" "Want to spit it out?" "No, it was a present from the heart." "You're right." "But he interrupted me." "I was about to show you my gift." "Now I'm nervous..." "I hope you'll like it." "It's the thought that counts." "Imagine it in your home." "I can't say I don't like it, but..." "The village is certainly nice..." "The fat woman in the foreground..." "That's going a bit far..." "Now I realize that unfortunately..." "I captured the pig better than you." "God, Mrs Musquin, we almost forgot her!" "What's happening now?" "Come down immediately, I can't wait any longer!" "There's a little problem..." "How should I say..." "Mrs Musquin needs to... wee-wee." "Jesus!" "I wouldn't like to be in her shoes." "Step on the jump seat..." "We'll never make it if you don't cooperate!" "I'm doing what I can, but I have a weak back." "Hoist me up!" "Please excuse me..." "You're not very heavy... but heavy enough, still." "I'll fetch a ladder." "There's no need." "Don't argue, pull me up!" "I'm pulling!" "Pull!" "You bitch, you weigh a ton!" "Hang on!" "I'm slipping..." "I'm gonna fall!" "Send that elevator back!" "I didn't do anything!" "Shut your trap!" "God, this is the end..." "I'm getting cramps..." "I'm slipping..." "Hold me, Pierre, hold me!" "Stop at the 4th floor!" "For God's sake, don't go any further!" "Pierre, do something..." "Get back here, Chouchou!" "Stop the elevator..." "Do something..." "Stop this elevator!" "Press the button, stop it..." "This is horrible..." "You're going to be crushed." "Press the button..." "Anybody there?" "This is it!" "The red button!" "Quick!" "We're going to be impaled, it's awful..." "Move or he'll get you." "Are you hurt?" "Open that door!" " It's over now." " Let go." "I must go to the girls' room." "Let me get out first." "Open or I'll smash it down!" "Hey, you're hurting me!" "I can't wait." "Hold on, I'll help you." "I'll smash the fuckin' door down!" "Open up!" "Go away, you asshole!" "I'm gonna bust that sonovabitch down!" "Clear the way!" " Open this door now." " You hear, Josette?" "Open it!" "I got a better idea..." "Are you crazy or what?" "Get back, you prick!" "Come home right now." "Go jerk yourself off, I ain't comin'." "You got to fix Christmas chow." " What's that?" " A rabbit." "Quick!" " Cool it!" " You're strandlin' me!" "Cut it out or I'll strangle you." "Stop that." "You're hurting her." "You're hurting her, you hear?" "I'm just freshening her up." "It's just one of her nervous breakdowns." "Feel better now?" "She's very sensitive." "You're squeezin' my Adumb's apple!" "Felix, get out of here." "Would you be kind enough to leave?" "This is a bit embarrassing..." "I'm so sorry, Mrs Musquin." "Let's make up." "That fuck face never stops beating me." "I only thrash her when she deserves it." "But that's love!" " I never killed you, did I?" " Don't trust him!" "He stuffed me in the trash can." "Curled my hair with a soldering iron..." "That's very dangerous!" "He's dangerous!" "Once he pawned my TV and swallowed the ticket!" "This is not the Salvation Army." "These are only lovers' quarrels." "Never argue with your wife?" " Never with a soldering iron!" " No toolbox, huh?" "She doesn't want to see you anymore." "Only this morning, we were in each other's arms." "Real lovebirds we were." "Merry Christmas!" "You know you could've hurt him?" "Tough shit!" "After what I've seen, you deserve no mercy." "You hooligan!" "Quiet everybody." "Therese, a towel!" "Violence is no solution." "This isn't the jungle." "Let's carry him down to the drugstore." "Two eggs are fine." "I hate dessert anyway." "No..." "I'm leaving right away." "What now?" "We know you're late but..." "We have to take him down to the drugstore." "Only 5 minutes." "And no longer." "Call the cops." "Can't you see he's faking?" "What if he faked death for real?" "Hey, the painting!" "Are you leaving, Mrs Therese?" "Later..." "This man has been hit with an iron." "He needs care." "Pity, because if you like "dubbiccu", you must like "klug"." "It's so sweet..." "I'll call the cops, they'll show him!" "If you keep on moving, how can I fuck your ass?" " What?" " You're not Therese?" "You're new?" "What's your name?" "Josette..." "Fuck you, Josette!" "Screw you, fuck you, you cocksucker!" "Listen to this prick!" "Go fuck your own shitty asshole, motherfucker!" "Listen to those cops!" "Leave it to me." "I'm sorry, the person you were talking to doesn't work for SOS." "SOS my ass, you old hag!" "I'll burst your asshole cuntface!" "I've never heard these expressions." "Jesus, they're so poetic!" "Please keep on insulting me." "We're at your service." "Run dry already?" "You stopped at "cuntface", I believe." "What comes after that?" "That's how we calm them down." "Now I'll collect what's left of my gifts." "And you, do not touch that phone!" "Say, your "klug" is quite heavy." "I wonder if Santa Claus is as heavy." "I think my brain is rattling." "Put me down." "I'll never make it to the drugstore." "My legs feel like Q-tips..." "What's going on now?" "Oh no!" "Not again!" "This is getting ridiculous!" "I'm going to get upset." "This is too much!" "Who's been playing with the button this time?" "Whose idea?" "Not the Holy Ghost's, I'm sure." "Light!" "I'm coming, Bijou..." "We're so sorry..." "I have a table waiting at Castel's, let's be quick." "Leave those diapers alone." "I'm sorry to cause you all this trouble." "You're such a good man..." "Make it easy for me, friend, stop moving." "I'm so tactless with Josette." "You said it!" "It'll be over in a minute." "I'm coming..." "You'll soon be alright." "Anybody there?" "I can see you, you know..." "If you think you can scare me..." "Turn on the light!" "I'll get mad pretty soon." "Is this SOS Friendship?" "Those taxi drivers are all drunkards." "They wouldn't take me." "To top it off, I broke my heel." "What an evening!" "Oh, shit!" "This is not a hospital." "It was dark, and that fuckin' night watchman... took me for a thief, shot at me." "Fortunately... the bullet went through a chunk of beef before it hit my hand." "Yet it cut a tendon, see?" "It must hurt!" "You don't say!" "The doc was a jerk." "I never fully recovered." "Ain't got no strength in my fingers." "It ruined my life." "And I tried to get a pension from the Army." "I even tried to kill myself at the hospital, just to spite 'em." "I slashed my wrists with a big syringe." "They gave me 15 days in jail... for dirtying the sheets." "I never have any luck, you know." "And if Chouchou leaves me, I'm finished." "We understand, Felix, but Mr Poinsot is in a hurry." "Bijou's waiting." "So please go home, and leave Josette alone, alright?" "Got some money?" "No shit, it's for a drink." " Enough with the wine." " But I'm thirsty!" "Tell her I'll be waiting at home." "If she don't come by 8 PM, I'll drown myself." " How much do we owe you?" " Nothing at all." "Thank you." "Let's go now." "I'll kill myself!" "What's all this grease on my jacket?" "Where did you get those stains?" "Please ex... confuse me..." "Do you think I can go to Castel's like this?" "Are you crazy, Felix?" "But what is this substance?" "But it's..." "it's shit!" "No, it's "klug"." "Stand back or I'll swallow 'em all!" "Drop it at once!" "Watch out!" "Claim forms are too much for me." "Got any kids?" "Unfortunately no." "Married?" " I'm afraid not." " It'll come, don't worry." "There's a lid to every jar." "Now, 2 53 08..." "I don't get it." "They're all the same." "They give you a number that doesn't fit in." "Look for yourself." "What did you do?" "There's no room for the answers." ""Do you hold a position?"" ""Depends"!" "You have to answer "yes" or "no"." ""Depends" is too long." "That's what I've been tellin' you for an hour..." "Smart ass!" ""Zizette X"?" "What does it mean?" "No, " Zezette X"!" "Can't you read?" ""Married women or widows must indicate their maiden name..." ""followed by - colon - Mrs X or Y."" "So I chose "X"." "Why?" "Is "X" your married name?" "I can't tell 'em I got no husband, it looks bad." "Husband's profession?" "Anything's better than nothing." "Put what you want." "Garbage collector?" "You're crazy or what?" "He hates collections!" "Let's put something else." "Lemme see..." " How about "officiant"?" " Sorry?" "Officiant!" "Working in offices..." "You mean clerk?" "Come on, clerks work in churches!" "What a blockhead!" "Don't be rude!" "Us women in despair... must stick together." "You crossed out everything!" "You messed it all up!" "You shitbag!" " What did that freak say?" " Ugly cow!" "See that form, you bitch?" "She almost broke my foot!" "You vicious slut!" "Shit, the fuse's melted!" "What's going on?" "It's foul!" "It's filthy!" "Where's Therese?" "Inside, with Felix." "Don't go in, he tried to kill himself!" "What?" "He gobbled up 3 bottles of pills and 2 quarts of shampoo..." "Now, he can't stop throwing up." "He's faking!" "The apothecary thinks he's out of danger." "Go back to the office, think of your baby." "I won't go back up there." "By the way, your friend... is stuck in the elevator again, screaming her head off." "It's becoming a habit..." "A very rude man called..." "He wanted to fuck Therese in the ass..." "He's a friend..." "Oh, okay." "Fuck who?" "Where?" "She must've fiddled with the wires..." "Keep calm..." " Do you feel alright?" " No worse!" "You could've died!" "What happened, Marie-Ange?" "Not much." "I touched two wires and saw stars!" "High voltage's no joke." "Watch out!" "I'm alright." "I'm not a baby, you know." "Be careful anyway." "This time they're waiting for me." "I'm leaving." "Mrs Musquin... this goes to the basement." "You're right..." "Now, off to Creteil!" "Merry Christmas, Pierre..." "To Creteil!" "I'll fix the fuses." "I see, I see..." "Anybody there?" "I've been waiting for you for 15 minutes." "I was about to leave." "Waiting for me?" "Wasn't that you on the phone?" "Oh, I see..." "I'll go get a candle." "Please do." "I see, I see..." "So you were the one who called?" "I see, I see..." "I see." "I'm the lucky one." "Come on, move it." "There's nothing to see..." "Poor Santa Claus!" "I hit him because he was becoming violent again." "As soon as he came to, he went for the girl's throat." "So I stepped forward to protect Josette, and I got the full blow!" "I let her do it." "For the baby, see?" "I tripped him into the baby-food jars." "He threw a scale at me!" "So I got mean..." "You feel embarrassed?" "My voice must have misled you." "Seldom does a voice match the way one looks." "Take Kissinger..." "I see, I see..." "I sound like nobody, I look like nobody, I am nobody!" "So you're personally acquainted with Kissinger?" "I was introduced to him once in a night club on the Riviera." "I happened to be with my mom and dad..." "We'd had a terrible dinner, and were dreaming of a gazpacho..." "You know, with red beans..." "I see, I see..." "Chili, you mean." "Oh, not again!" "Right." "Chili con carne..." "So we ended up in a private club, Dandy's." " Dandy's?" " Ever been there?" "No, never, really." "Actually, it's overrated." "The DJ was my mother's colleague's nephew." "So terribly vulgar!" "Why am I telling you all this?" "You don't give a shit, do you?" "I'm captivated!" "I love this candle..." "It's in case the fuses..." "I can read your mind..." "I'm not funny, my stories are boring." "On the contrary, they're great." "Frankly, you depicted the scene with gusto!" "With whom?" "Nobody... gusto!" "A figure of speech..." "That's what I said." "I tried to be funny, and it flopped." "With Gusto..." "Yes, witty, brilliant!" "Too late." "Same thing with my dancing..." "I love dancing, but nobody'll dance with me." "They say my feet are too large." "So I'm used to dancing alone." "What a shame, what a waste!" "Let me tell you something... before you leave, I want to give you some advice." "I'm a terrible dancer, but I never miss a chance... to enjoy myself." "Do you want to know why?" "Because I don't care what people say." "And you should do the same!" "That's the only way!" "Wouldn't you be embarrassed to dance with me?" "Not at all!" "Not at all!" "Why should I?" "Got any records here?" "There's only a small record-player." "Works on batteries." "There should be no violence at Christmas time." "Why can't people call a truce?" "Even wars stop for Christmas." " Truce!" "Truce!" " Let's hurry up." "Pierre's alone up there." "It was already so kind of him to come." "And with such a nice gift!" "And I only cause him trouble." "I'm not blaming you, but see what a Christmas we're having!" "Damn right." "That Santa Claus is a shit!" "Know what?" "Let's get Pierre some oysters." "He's very fond of them." "A basket of oysters, please..." "And white wine." "Say, aren't you a bit soft on him?" "Got the hots?" "What are you talking about?" "I can feel it when people are in love." "Makes me laugh." "You're wrong!" "Of course, working together creates a climate... of mutual respect and affection." "Think he's got a big one?" "A big what?" "A big dick!" "Josette, this is not a subject we can discuss in public..." "It's tiny then..." "Certainly not!" "I'm sure it's average..." "But what am I saying?" "Alright, let's go now." "Can I have the oysters?" "Put it on your tab, Mrs SOS?" "Felix has got an enormous dick!" "All we have is holy music." "And that..." "You'll like it." "Nice and soft..." "Quite good." " Like this kind of music?" " Nice voice." "You can be a good singer but a poor dancer..." "Stop it!" "You're tickling me." "Don't take it badly, but I'm a real case of nerves, even with wom..." "I mean, I'm ticklish." "Must be strange, our dancing here... in this bleak office." "Not again..." "Thank God we have the candle!" "Dancing with me embarrasses you." "Not at all!" "I'm used... to all kinds of people." "Even communists!" "I'm done for!" "Now the cab-fare on top..." "Admission costs 37 francs." "74 for two." "Hey, what a sum!" "And it's hot inside, so you drink." "Got the picture?" "You dance for 5 minutes, have another drink... and it's 160 francs!" "They got it down pat." "And if you go with two friends... it gets even more expensive." "It'll cost you the skin off your back..." "A cool place is better for dancing... because people perspire..." "they sweat..." "I'm sure you had Felix put to sleep, like they did with Lupus." "Lupus, my brother's dog..." "They gave him a shot." "He turned mean." "It was only tranquilizers, just to keep him quiet." "He'll sleep 24 hours... and in the morning, he'll be good as new." "Don't pretend to be dumber than you are!" "It's happened." "She's up there!" "His broad!" "He dared bring her to the office!" "They're dancing cheek to cheek!" "What?" "Flabbergasted, huh?" "I didn't want to make a fuss because this is Christmas... but I'll report him!" "Didn't I tell you, lateness means deception!" "Or a pregnancy at home!" "What's wrong, are you nervous?" "Did I step on your toes?" "You faggot, never mind my feet!" "It's your vice I mind!" "Well yes..." "Sorry..." "I don't know what came over me." "I was beside myself." "You think I'm sick, I have no right to be different!" "It's not that." "I've been trapped once more." "Thanks for the help!" "Where is your sense of humor?" "Was anybody here with you?" "Who?" "With me?" "No!" "I thought I saw someone..." "I see, I see..." "Lupus had been kicked out of the police force." "He was so dumb... he hated uniforms." "When my brother went back... to his job as a porter at the station," "Lupus didn't recognize him..." "tore a chunk of meat out of him." "Will you stop!" "Wait until you hit bottom." "Then, with one kick, you're back up into fresh air." "It's an image, of course." "Don't be upset." "With oysters, Muscadet's better than Gewurtz..." "I find it alright." "Yes, quite." "I'll go." "She's not perfect..." "Hi!" "Is Pierre still here?" "The fag lost his lighter." "Could you call back later, please?" "Want to see me dead?" "Don't do that, I'm with you." "It's not here." "I don't understand..." "Must've lost it while dancing..." "So you danced, huh?" "There it is!" "Life isn't all black..." "Thanks for the ride!" " There are shades of gray..." " Don't shout at me!" "Sorry, but your friend is crying back there." "He's not my friend, Therese!" "You can pick friends as you like..." "He's right." "I'm nobody's girlfriend!" "She doesn't feel well." "I'm telling you he's not my friend!" "He's a pain in the ass!" "He obliged me to dance with him in the dark." "He's an invert, that's what he is!" "An invert, you asshole!" "I'm a lonesome person who's come here... to find some comfort." "But you're stuck so deeply in your shitty morals... that your heart is blind, and your ass is blind!" "There's something in progress here, and I must..." "If you're not a six-foot-tall blond cunt, with tits like pineapples, you're nothing!" "I may have a beard under my make-up, but I have a right to live!" "Look at her!" "Threw her wig on the oysters!" "This grotesqueness is grotesque!" " I'm gonna commit suicide!" " You blackmailer!" "Forget your pride and go make up with your friend." "He's not my friend!" "Even if it's true, which is quite good news for your family," "...don't overdo it." " Let's get this clear." "You must be charitable to all." "No double standards!" "Moreover, homosexuals are just like other people." "Some of them are even quite refined..." "Take Proust or Gide..." "And fuck love!" "Watch out!" "This cheese stinks!" "Smells like a strip joint..." "Are you sure Proust was a homosexual?" "I'm glad you're here, 'cause Therese is a real bore." "Into the bosom of the Lord!" "Watch out, it's burning hot." "I've managed to save it." "Dessert, a Christmas cake!" "No, a "klug"." "Dinner's over." "These people were on their way..." "He'd throw us out without dessert!" "I want my dessert." "Listen Pierre, it'll only take five minutes..." "There are no calls anyway." "Don't tell me this is the same "klug"?" "Slightly different." "I sealed it with "chpotzi"." "How many?" "Not for me, thanks." "Just a nibble, then." "Come on, let your hair down!" "Hey, it just farted!" "What's that foul smell?" "It's like a stink-bomb." "I must admit the smell is unpleasant." "It's so hot that... the "chpotzis" have fermented." "The smell comes out..." "It's a real cesspool, you mean!" "Actually, I'm on a diet." "I'm afraid I can't have any." "The stronger it smells, the better it is." "It's like cat food." "It stinks but it's so good!" "Shucks!" "I've broken the knife." "It's soft on the outside, but stone-hard inside..." "It didn't have time to harden." "It's too hot." "Would need another 5 minutes in the icebox." "Right!" "Do you know what?" "Take it home, eat it up, and bring it back afterwards." "The icebox doesn't work here." "But Pierre, the icebox does work!" "It doesn't, Therese!" "Why can't we be nice to him for a change?" "Perhaps on the balcony..." "The balcony..." "Brilliant!" "In this cold wind, it'll cool down in no time." "Let's have some air here." "Be sure it don't fly away." "Do you think I'm an idiot?" "I'm afraid it slipped..." " Is there a snag, Pierre?" " It flew away!" "Here, Mr. Preskovitch..." "Better clean it up before a dog sniffs it and gets sick." "I mean..." "walks over the glass splinters." "I'd better leave my card on the windshield." "Go ahead." "Don't act like those vandals who vanish into the dark." "I'll be back in a minute." "Take your time, Presko." "No rush." "Bye now." "Is Paul-André here?" "No problem, I can wait." "Make yourself at home!" "I can't call back." "I'd rather wait..." "Mr Pierre, can I ask you something?" "What now, Josette?" "Can I keep the oyster shells?" "For ashtrays..." "Please do." "Of course." "My personal Christmas gift to you!" "Mean it, Mr Pierre?" "Wow!" "Terrific!" "My pleasure." "It'll save me a trip to the garbage can." "Let's kiss." "Paul-André?" "Merry Christmas, darling!" "Guess who?" "Katia!" "Your little birdie..." "Come on, it hasn't been that long!" "I just got a chance to call you..." "From someone's house." "What are you doing?" "Pierre gave 'em to me." "It's disgusting!" "What are you up to?" "Throw them out immediately." "Take the basket, too." "It'll make a nice bag." "You see?" " But Pierre!" " Why, she likes them!" "How's the weather?" "Palm trees, here in Paris?" "I'm white as a sheet these days." "I'd come right away if I could..." "Nobody's holding you back!" "Hey, do you know how much the ticket is?" "I'm afraid he's calling long-distance..." "He's eating lunch!" "But what time is it there?" "It's 2 AM here." "Where's that?" "Tahiti..." "Are you crazy?" "Have I no right to use the phone if I'm desperate?" "Calling long-distance is the way you thank us?" "Enough with Preskovitch!" "He's back with the bucket." "And you... out with you!" "I'm going..." "I'm going!" "Come, Chouchou." "I'll never come with you!" "Felix, this is grotesque." "Drop this toy." "Better watch out." "It ain't no toy!" "Mr Santa Claus, I have nothing to do with this." "I'm only a customer, I just happened to drop by..." "And I'm leaving now." "Stay put, Miss Universe!" "Come along, or the next one's for you." "Better dead than with you!" "Cut the crap." "Or the hag gets it!" "Hey, hold it!" "What the hell am I doing in this madhouse?" "Why not take another woman?" "I don't mean me, but..." "take Therese!" "I want Chouchou, not the donkey." "Hey, Therese is no donkey!" "She isn't exactly a classic beauty..." "She's smart, too." "She studied social work." "Sit down, old fart!" "Now, no more retail, only wholesale deals!" "Come on or I'll bump off everybody." "Go ahead, I don't give a shit!" "Please make an effort, or we'll never see the end of this." "I'm sure Felix can be nice..." "If you don't want to do it for yourself, think of us!" "There's a time for everything..." "Now you have to face up to your responsibilities." "Go on, get out." "I can see right through you..." "You're trying to get rid of me." "Thanks a lot!" "Never count on them." "The rats are abandoning ship." "Rats!" "You're the only good one here." "You won't dare shoot a pregnant woman, will you?" "Move your ass!" "You'll never have the balls." "You know why?" "Because the streets are filled... with people like you, ugly but good." "Give me that gun and we'll forget all about it." "You're not a shit, are you?" "Let go, you whore!" "My foot, my foot!" "You're really a shit, Felix." "Of course they'll blame me for it..." "It just went off..." "It's terrible, I'm bleeding!" "I've had it." "I'm dead!" "Call my mom, 745.09.50, please." " Amputation doesn't hurt..." " I have to estimate the damage..." "Hands off!" "Call a doctor..." "Leave it to me." "It's only a scratch, sissy." "Stop aiming at me!" "Yes, enough with this." "I'll put it in my drawer." "Better empty the magazine!" "Stop that!" "Gimme it!" " Stand back!" " Give it to me, Chouchou." "What was that?" "I don't know..." "He won't hurt anybody anymore." "Give that to me!" "The repairman for the elevator..." "We'd forgotten him..." "Who cares?" "The elevator's fixed anyway." "SOS again..." "I should've known!" "Stop that racket, my wife can't sleep." " Another fire-cracker, I come up!" " No need!" "It's over." "What's happening now?" "It's those despair people again!" "What's the matter?" "Answer me!" "I hope you didn't kill them all!" " Josette..." " No way!" "What, no way?" "Come here." "I'm having a rough time..." "Therese, this is a disaster." "I'm going to call the police." "That would be a disaster." "There's nothing they can do for him." "And think of the trouble you'd cause Josette..." "I didn't mean to do it." "You're not gonna rat on me?" "Quick, I'm bleeding to death!" "Pierre, he's dead..." "It happens..." "You have dialled the police..." "Hold the line..." "I can't breathe..." "I'm choking..." "I'm sweating all over..." "I'm cold, I'm hot, I think I'm going to faint..." "Keep calm..." "This is a disaster..." "Just one of her breakdowns." "Put her head in water!" "Don't drown her in the toilet, like they do with kittens." "Don't worry." "I've stopped the haemorrhage..." "Cotton, quick!" "Wait, he's busy with Therese." "All I want is cotton." "I'm not asking for the moon." "Here..." "Calm down..." "It stings..." "My foot's all dead." "I'm sure to catch gangrene." "Bastards!" "Say, you ain't gonna rat on me?" "Or the baby'll come into this world behind bars." "No, your baby'll be born free." "Cotton, goddamnit!" "I'll get it myself since no one cares..." "Go take care of her foot." "Pierre." "That's right, the foot, too." "I'll manage." "Take care of her." " What are you doing?" " My nose, you asshole!" "You could at least be polite." "We're only trying to help." "What is he up to now?" "Hold this." "Have you lost your mind?" "I'm getting you outta this shit." " I'm gonna hide him." " Return this body at once!" "Don't you think you've done enough?" "We could slip him under a car..." "It's all your fault." "You can't pull out now." "I was only trying to help." "Don't touch anything!" "First, the living..." "then the dead..." "You knew I was behind that door!" "I hate you." "Piss on you!" " What's the problem?" " You ruined my face!" "It's swollen, it's twice as big now." "I'm going to clean the wound." "It may hurt a bit." "It does hurt, doesn't it?" "It's unbearable..." "You're a sadist!" "You love seeing people suffer..." "But you have nothing, it's only a scratch." "It's terribly painful..." "Enough with your comments." "Dress the wound." "Have you had a tetanus shot?" "I've had all my shots." "I'll never forget this place." "Never came closer to death." "Still you're lucky..." "You call this luck?" "A bullet in my foot..." "Could it be much worse?" "He didn't feel a thing." "A beautiful death indeed." "Some illnesses drag on for 15 years or more..." "Maybe we did him a favour..." "You're shaking like a leaf..." "In the kitchen cupboard..." "Near the sink..." "You'll find a bottle..." "Pour me a glass..." "Feel better now?" "Much better." "The pain's fading..." "You're good with bandages." "You bet, I took first-aid training." "Felix, open up." "Busy." "Open up." "Therese needs a drink." "What d'you want?" " What's this red mess?" " Got another solution?" "Don't bother, they ain't gonna talk." "You trust those jerks?" "Well, I don't." "We'll cut him into pieces and throw 'em into the river." " And that'll be it." " You're so bright, Felix!" "Come on." "You think this mop works by itself?" "Sometimes, people get carried away..." "The things I said..." "I don't mean them anymore." "I was upset, and..." "Pierre, quick!" "Wait a second..." "Go ahead, big boy." "I don't feel well..." "I'm cold..." "Pierre, please..." "But we can't, we can't..." "I think I'm going to faint..." "Put this on and get out of here..." "But I can't, Pierre..." "I'm stiff all over." "Rub my back..." " I'm all knots." "Rub harder!" " I see, I see..." " I'm feeling better already." " You see..." "Oh, your breasts!" "I'm sorry I'm not up to the situation." "It feels so good..." "Sure, but it's a disaster." "If the neighbours..." "Yes, a disaster..." "Harder!" " Sure..." " Harder!" "A real jackpot for rag-pickers!" "I can't cut this." "Find me a hacksaw." "This isn't a bandage, it's a vise." "Hey, please..." "Excuse me, Therese, Felix needs a hacksaw." "It's hot in here, it's stifling..." "He's gonna show her his dick!" "Help me with the bandage..." "It stopped the blood." "You bet, it's a real salami." "Let me try." "Be careful..." "You hurt me, you idiot!" "Where you been?" "What did I ask you for?" "What?" "Your hands..." "Never mind." "Come on, you." "Hey, what about the man's tools?" " Pierre..." " Right here!" "What if the phone rings?" "This is a disaster..." "We should take it off the hook." "Oh yes, take it off..." "If people call..." "Good, it's busy..." "I mean, busy..." "Yes, busy." "Hold him tighter!" "Want me to cut my finger?" "Stop!" "You're sawing the table, now!" "How will we pack up all this?" "This is too small." "Only the head fits in." "There must be larger pots somewhere..." "What's that?" "A rabbit!" "That takes the cake!" "Here." "I like this blue one." "The door, goddamnit!" "Watch out, it's spilling all over!" "Get me another box." "That's what I call a disaster!" "It don't fit." "Stuff it down!" "I told you to make smaller pieces." "Josette!" "I borrowed one of your snow-boots." "It's ugly but comfortable." "Pity to waste such beautiful paper..." "Pour me a glass of red..." "The door, goddamnit!" "Hey, you almost crushed my fingers!" " There's nothing to see!" " I want some water..." "In the bathroom." "Felix, I'm tired of this." "First, you break my foot, now you almost break my hand." "Enough of your cruelty!" "Beat it!" "You'd better watch it..." "I've really had enough!" "It's busy..." "We're being watched!" " They're busy." " Busy?" "They've got better things to do than answer poor jerks." " Have they left?" " No, they're fucking." " How lucky." " You're telling me!" "Who was that?" "None of your business." "I'm going to the cops." "I'm not gonna take any more of your torture, you pig!" "I'm sorry." "I don't know what came over me." "It's a disaster." "Never mind, I didn't feel a thing." "A real disaster..." "To think poor Josette will be accused of the crime..." "This is disastrous, Therese." "What's up?" "Felix slapped her." "Now, she's takin' a nap." "We've been talking things over... and we agreed to..." "I'm not your damn servant!" "Help me carry him." "This is good for you too, Felix." "Josette's baby won't come into the world behind bars... because I'll sacrifice myself and say I did it." "They'll never believe it was an accident." "I mean, considering your social status..." "If I give myself up, they'll go easier on me." "I'll leave my fingerprints on the gun." "Do you realize how far I'm willing to go?" "I'll tell them I shot the poor fellow." "You tell what you want, but it ain't no use no more." "I've made up my mind." "But... where is the body?" "I think that's it." "It's all there." "Let's just get rid of these packages." "Pardon me?" "Felix sawed 'em up, then we wrapped 'em up in Christmas paper..." "Clever, aren't we?" "Indeed, Josette." "But the corpse?" "There!" "Aren't you listening?" "He's all cut up, and ready to be disposed of." "But this is monstrous, it's... horrible!" "They cut the man into pieces!" "What, Pierre?" "Into pieces!" "And packed him up!" "There's an arm!" "I told you he'd be angry." "This is not funny." "I cannot sacrifice myself now." "This is too much!" " I'm cold, Pierre." " Don't start that again!" "She ain't done nothin'." "Don't hit her." "I was only trying to help." "If you're not happy, glue him back together." "Tough job, they're all mixed up!" "I'll do no such thing." "I'm going to the police." "I'll tell them everything." "They'll love it." "Me cutting him up, and you in the next room." "Don't forget to tell 'em what you were doing with Therese." "Yeah, they'll sure love it." "Great advert for S-O" " Fuckin'" "S!" "Go ahead, call the cops." "Hey, they bumped off the queen too!" "What a nightmare!" "This has got to end." "Call the police!" " Lay off!" " You can't stop me." "I heard fire-crackers." "I came for the party." "I don't want to intrude." "You're exchanging presents?" "Hands off!" "Those are not presents but..." "packages..." "Packages of all sizes..." "that Therese and I will give away." "Yes." "To people in jail." " Let's start loading." " It's beginning to smell." "This is not for you." "It's ours." "I thought I'd sing some folksongs..." "You'd love them." "Preskovitch... you've been breaking our balls for years." "Why don't you go back to your country and get lost!" "And get this finger out!" "This is a disaster." "What are we going to do?" "Come on, this is for you!" "Move it..." "Dinner's ready!" "Come on, baby..." "Lemme give him a present, too." "This is a man's job." "Come and get it..." "This is terrific." "They like him!" "Now, to the lions..." " Are the cats finished?" " Licked their plates clean." "Maybe they want seconds?" "We must be fair and square..." "Go on, darlings..." "Move along..." "That's what I call a king!" "What the hell am I doing here?" "Ah, you're awake?" "Go on, blow." "What is this?" "You knock me out, shoot me... drag me to a zoo..." "What did I do to you?" "Blow, I said!" "I think you'd better blow." "What are you up to?" "It's Christmas at the zoo." "You're taking a big risk..." ""Don't feed the animals"..." "It says so right there." "Shut up or you can go tell 'em it's not allowed." "Over to the bears now." "Give me a hand with the big one." "I see animals rate higher than people with you!" "Asshole!" "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!" "Here, honey..." "Merry Christmas!" "What about you baboons?" "What the fuck is he doing now?" "Come with me, Therese!" "I'm sick of runnin'..." "Stop it!" "Merry Christmas, monkeys!" "Cut it out!" "He's nuts!" "Are you mad?" "Why make exceptions?" "They all deserve a gift." "They don't eat that kind of gift!" "I was dying to do that." "Merry Christmas, Felix." "What did she do?" "Shit'll fly now!" "We must retrieve them." "I see, I see..." "Retrieve, yes." "Felix... the monkeys." "I'll take the giraffes." "I'm taller." "Am I glad to see you..." "That's what you call service!" "Watch out, the gray one!" "Kick him... if he gets close." "Where is Pierre?" "What're you doing?" "Hush!" "Look!" "Nature at work, wonderful!" "Pierre, I find it embarrassing..." "How can you look at this?" "Remember the rabbit, he was watching us!" "Dumb ape!" "I'll come back with a gun, make a coat outta you!" "And booties for the baby." "Monkey skin's real warm." "I can't take you guys." "I still gotta redo my car." "That's not kind of you." "We'd better scatter anyway." "Let's take the bus." "Okay, bye folks." "Thanks for the evening." "Go!" "And thanks for the oysters..." "Therese, are you on call for New Year's?" "You mean the 31st?" "Yes, indeed." "The night before the 1st." "Of course, New Year's Eve." "Yes." "Dumping old girlfriends?" "Leave us alone!" "Give us a break, will you?" "You're like glue!" "Get lost, we've had enough of you!" " Go home!" " Go away!" "Subtitles:" "P.J. MEMMI" "LOGO$ Laser Subtitling Paris"

"Look out there!" "He ought to be in prison." "Maybe he thinks it's a bumper car." "What are you trying to do, fool?" "Parking." "Sorry." "Park on the street, not on my car!" "Man, that don't make no sense." "I'm not touching anything already stolen." " What do you want?" " Beer." "That'll be a dollar." " Anything else?" " Tell Tommy Price I'm here." " What?" " Tommy Price." " lt's almost there." " Make tracks." " You see, it's your service system." " A crack's out front looking for you." " A cop?" " l don't think so." " Who is he?" " Should I ask for his driver's licence?" "Take care, Momma." " Are you Tommy Price?" " Yeah." "My name's Ralph Thorson." "My friends call me Papa." "Call me Mr Thorson." "You won't complain if I put this gun away, will you?" "Frankly, Mr Thorson, I'd be tickled pink." "You won't run, will you?" "I don't want to chase you." "And I don't want to shoot anybody." "Understand?" "Yes, sir." "Let's go." " What do you want me for?" " You jumped bail on the 1 6th." " Well, kind of." " l've got to take you to Los Angeles." " Are you a cop?" " No." "This shit's got to be illegal." "Not really." "Punk!" "Are you crazy?" "That's a 1 970 Cadillac!" "Hey, man, what are you doing?" "Are you crazy?" "You...you shithead!" "Don't. I don't want you to bust it." "I know a kidnapping when I see one." "And I'm seeing one now." "Here, read it." "Supreme Court decision, 1 872." ""When bail is given,"" ""the person putting up bail may exercise their rights"" ""in person or by agent."" ""They may pursue him into another state,"" ""may arrest him on the Sabbath, may break into his home."" " Man, that's chickenshit." " Man, that's the law." " Your heads need adjustment." " Don't fool around." " l fix this stuff all the time." " You an electrician or something?" " Can you fix it?" " l can fix it." ""l fix this stuff all the time," right?" " "l'm very mechanical." - l'll fix it, Pappy." " How did you find me?" " Someone put their house up for you." "Pearly?" "Did she turn me in?" " Didn't want to lose her house." " What a rip-off." "That's life, ain't it?" " Will I go to jail, Pappy?" " l don't know." "Who taught you how to drive?" "Leon Spinks?" "Hey, what's the matter with you?" "Sure you know how to drive that thing?" "They didn't leave enough room here." "Not enough room." "Shit!" "Come here." " Don't go away." " No shit!" " Billie Joe Face?" " Yeah." " On what charge?" " Assault, auto theft." "Jumped bail." " Got any papers?" " Certified copy of the bail bond." "You'd better talk to Sheriff Strong about this." "Give me a man, I'll pick him up." "I've got the address." "Wait right here." "Yes, sir." " The Sheriff wants to see you." "Now." " Thanks." "Heard a lot about you, Mr Thorson." "It's all bad!" " Did they tell you I have a glass eye?" " No." "It's the one with the gleam of intelligence." "This one." "Just look at the two of us." "An old sheriff and a bounty hunter." "Here in all this modern turmoil." "We were born a century too late, that's our problem." "Nothing's changed." "Good guys and the bad guys." "Maybe." "Now, what can I do for you, Mr Thorson?" "I came to pick up Billie Joe Face and take him to Los Angeles." "So I hear." "My recommendation to you is to get out of town." "Yeah, I will." "Tonight." "I don't think you understand me." "I want you out now, and without this Billie Joe." "I can't do that, I've come a long ways." "I'm going to take him back with me." " No, you ain't." " l am." " Don't argue with me, Mr Thorson." " Look, I've come over 1 ,500..." " Goodbye, Mr Thorson." " Goodbye, Sheriff." "Because he's my nephew, Mr Thorson." "You're greedy." "You got me and you have to go for a bonus." " What is that?" " A stun gun." " What does it do?" " Ruins their day." " What do I do?" " Sit." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute!" "Get him, Billie Joe!" "Get him!" "Hit him where it hurts!" "Wait a minute." "Hit him harder!" "Get him!" "Hey, that ain't fair." "You pudhead!" "Wake up, Billie Joe." "Wake up." "Billie Joe, wake up!" " Yes." " Ralph Thorson on line one." "Damn well better be long distance." "Hello?" "It's me again. I wanted you to know I took your advice and left town." "Good for you, Mr Thorson." "I figured you would." "Except for one thing, I took your nephew with me." "Want to say hello?" " Uncle John?" " Seems like you're in hot water." " Yes, sir, I am." " Put Mr Thorson back on." " Yes?" " You did a pretty damn good job." "You've done your duty, and I was protecting my kin." "Next time you're down Houston way, stop in and say hello." "Yes, sure I will." "Bye-bye." "Crazy guy!" "The big guy." "Here's the keys." "Sit!" " Hey, gunslinger!" " Hello, Spota." " Two for the price of one?" " l need the money." " He's as big as a house." " Listen, he almost killed me." " When you want a respectable job..." " l know what you mean." "You've got to stop wearing those pants!" "Here you go." " You ever been in the joint before?" " No, I haven't." "Whatever you do, when you get in front of that judge, don't smart off." "Tommy Price." "On your feet." "Here's the key." "When he asks, say you've got a job working for me." "There's the address." " Here you go, Papa." " Thanks." " Hey, hey, hey!" " Hey, Papa!" "How are you doing, boy?" " With an eight, with a nine." " Two tens." " Pair of queens." " Five dollars left." " Hey, Papa!" " How are you doing?" " How are you feeling?" " Tired." " Hi." "Who are you?" " l live here." " Make yourself at home." " Thanks." "It's you again." "Pair of eights." "Five bucks into that possible flush." " l'll see that." " And I see that." " Francis, you been boosting again?" " l scored at the track." " Papa, come on in." "Plenty of room." " We need another sucker." "Dotty wouldn't like it." " Come on, Papa, one hand." " Sit down and play!" " Better not." " Better not." "Five-card stud, fellas." " Good morning." " Hi, baby." " You smell good." " You don't." "Are you hungry?" "Horny." "The doctor said it was OK." " Brought you a present." " You did?" "What did you get me?" "Shit." "That's an original Buck Rogers rocket patrol." "And it's very rare." "I don't know why I love you so much." "Thanks." "No wonder you're horny." "No school?" "Helen Ryan's taken my class to the museum." "Poor museum." " How long will they let you work?" " Another couple of weeks." "As long as I want." " There's a La Maze class tonight." " Don't start that again." " ignoring it won't make it go away." " lt might. lt's worth a try." "Not funny!" "Pregnant ladies are supposed to crave ice cream and pickles." " lt's important to me, Ralph." " But mushrooms?" "Natural childbirth." "Listen, I'm thinking maybe I'll have to move in with my sister for a while." "Wait a minute." "If you go to your sister's..." "She's done La Maze with all her kids." "She's a pro." "I need you here." " Do you have to leave right away?" " Got to pick up Winston Blue." " That's three times this month!" " "Crazy Winston"." "Clear the street here." "It's for your own safety." "Please, get up on the sidewalk." "You have to clear the street." "Move that car, sir." " Who's in charge?" " Sergeant Werblow." "Hey, come back here!" "W-20 Adam." "The parameter's secured and the suspect is inside the building." " W-20 Adam, roger." " Yes." "W-20 Adam..." " Are you Werber?" " Sergeant Werblow." "Who are you?" "Thorson." "And that's my pick-up." " Who the hell do you think's in there?" " We've got an armed fugitive." "Oh, bullshit!" " Hey, Winston!" "It's Papa." " What the...?" "Listen!" "I don't know who you think you are, but this is police business." "Don't make such a fuss, for heaven's sake." "He's dressing." "Dressing?" "1 A- 1 1. 1 A- 1 1." "See the man, 459 investigation." "659 South Broadway." "Look at that!" "Wow!" " Here he comes." " He's coming down the elevator." "Hey, where are the flashbulbs?" "I want to see the flashbulbs popping." "There you go." "All right!" " Hands high!" " l know the procedure, baby." "Walk toward me." "Far enough." "Hands behind your head." " Beautiful." " l know that." "...until your boyfriend shows in court." " But I need my car!" " l need it for collateral." " l'll give you my pink slip." "I don't want your underwear, I want your car." "No car, no bond." "My son, Anthony, he's a good boy." "Maybe he's a little mixed-up, but..." "He's going to come back." " He means well." " This is the first time..." "No, no." "The first time he took a hostage in a liquor store." "Mr Bernardo, Mrs Bernardo, can I...?" " Can I talk honestly to you?" " Of course." "Your son is a rat." "He's holed up somewhere and he's not coming back." "If he does, he knows he's going to jail." "And he's been there enough times to know he doesn't like it." "Now, you and me, the three of us, we have a problem, which is that if your Anthony doesn't show in 1 8 more days then I'm out 1 00,000, and your restaurant belongs to me." "And I don't want another restaurant." "I've already got two." "You mean...we lose the restaurant?" "If the son were only as smart as the mother." "I worked 26 years of my life to build up that restaurant." "I can't lose that place now." "Mr Blumenthal, what can we do?" "We've got to get somebody to go out and find Anthony and bring him back." "A detective?" "No." "The man I have in mind is more of a specialist in this line." "Mr Thorson is a bounty hunter." "My God!" "I'm sorry." "It's either that or your restaurant." "So you two put your heads together and decide." "See what you started?" "I told you to keep your mouth shut." "You owe me 800 for Price and 1 ,000 for Billie Joe." "Papa, please." "Enough already." "Coffee." "You did a good job." "You're the best." " That's a dollar seventy-five." " 1 800." "Thank you." " Papa, can I talk to you?" " No." "Get out of here." " What is it?" " An assault." "He's heading down to Mexico and I'm making a loss." "Great!" "Now, take a walk, you gonnif!" "We ain't interested." "I'm interested." "So, when is the baby due?" "Soon." "You should marry the schoolteacher." "Eight years is enough already." " She doesn't like it." " Eight years, she don't trust you yet?" "Mind your own business and pay your debt." "Please, not while I'm eating." " What's this?" " A baby present from me to you." " Tony Bernardo." " lt's a piece of cake." ""Assault, attempted murder, armed robbery." A very bad boy." "He's a good boy but a little mixed up." "He's a shooter, too." "He really wants to come in." "You'll see how happy he'll be to see you." "If he's so easy, why don't you bring him in?" "I would, but at my age I'm not supposed to eat airline food." "I'm into this for a hundred grand." "I'll make it worth your while." "Bernardo's too dangerous." "I'll take the Branch brothers." "My cocker spaniel can bring me them!" "Ralph, you're with the last of the big spenders!" " Captain Spota." "Always a pleasure." " See you later at the house." "Have you heard any talk about him?" "What kind of talk?" "Nothing." "Papa, telephone!" "Thorson." "My name is Mason." "Remember me?" " No." " Well, you will. I'm going to kill you." "I've been watching you, Thorson." "I'm going to kill you." "I don't know what you're using, Mason, but it's no good for you." "All right, I'll take the Branch brothers." " Three grand." " Forget it!" " Three Branch brothers, $3,000." " There's two." "One blew himself up." "It's still 3,000, and that's that." "They're children." "They're little boys." "They don't even shave yet." "They're the Wild Bunch." "Everybody takes advantage, so why shouldn't you?" "All right. 3,000." "Papa, the judge let me off when I mentioned your name." " What are you doing with my TV set?" " Your picture's no good, man." " That picture was perfect." " The colour was off. I'm fixing it." "Names." "What do you know about a guy named Mason?" " Let's see." "Tiny Mason, a pimp." " No." " Billy Mason, the dealer." " Dead." " Rocco Mason." " That's the one!" "Speed freak. ln San Quentin they had to submerge him in Thorazine." "He got out about a month ago." "Why?" "The name just popped into my head." "Thanks." " Can we watch TV in the bedroom?" " No!" "Hi, honey." "I've got to catch a red-eye to Nebraska." "Oh, no!" "Bucks. it's a job." " You said you'd go to the class." " l will." " You take me to the airport, OK?" " All right." "Hey, look I got a weird phone call." "It may be nothing, I don't know." "But you remember how to shoot this, right?" "It's got a full clip." " Bang, bang, bang, bang." "OK?" " l'll be OK." " Hi, Ralph." " How are you doing?" " How long have you been here?" " A few minutes." "God, that perfume, I love it!" "When will you make an honest woman out of this girl?" "Why ruin a good relationship?" " When are you due, honey?" " Pretty soon." "It'll be different in this house with a kid around." "I'm already running an orphanage." "What's one more?" " You'll see." " Dotty!" "Telephone." " Are you a troublemaker?" " Are you scared or something?" "I'm scared." "What happens to Dorothy and the kid if I get popped?" "A house full of toys, a mean dog and a '51 Chevy. I'm too old for this." "That's a lousy excuse and you know it." "She's terrific and she loves you." "It's going to be wonderful." "You're going to be a father, Ralph." "You think you've got troubles." "Ralph, we're in a hurry." " l'll talk to you, Pete." " Bye-bye, Pete." "You'll love La Maze if you give it a chance." "A lot of the guys were as hesitant as you..." "Why are you riding behind this slowpoke?" "Just pass him." "Every guy has come around a hundred per cent." " There's a faster car behind you." " Will you let me drive?" "Are you going to sit there, or are you coming in?" "Don't be so squirrelly!" "Squeeze her leg firmly, building in intensity like a real contraction." "Building to a peak." "Forty seconds." "Only fifteen seconds to go." "Easing off a little now." "Check for relaxation." "Five seconds to go." "And contraction ends." "And relax." "I'm so pleased you're here. lt's a lot harder for a woman to do this alone." " l've got a bad back." " lt's always difficult the first time." "If you can squeeze, it'll help her a lot." "If she can practise relaxing, she'll be more secure handling labour." "Having a baby is one of the most beautiful experiences." "You wouldn't want to be excluded." "Mister." "Thanks." "Come to Mama." "Hi, you guys." "Nice to see you." " lt's brand-new. 78 miles." " Don't you have an older car...?" "Hey, Teach." "Who is that?" "Howard, is that you?" "Violets are blue, roses are red." "There's no school today..." "Whoever you are, you're a jerk!" "...because teacher's dead." "This isn't funny!" "I could kill you. I really could!" " Teacher thinks I'm going to kill her." " Go away, please!" "I'm not going to kill the teacher." "I'm going to kill Papa!" "Who are you?" "Open up the door and see who's going to kill Papa." "Tell Papa, Mason said "soon"." "Real soon." "Branch brothers?" "Sure." "Crazy bastards." "Dumb as shit and mean." "Went to school with John, the bigger one." "We was on the basketball team." " All I need is the directions." " All in the Lord's time, son." "I made a mistake." "John Branch put dynamite in the locker room urinals." "Blew the gym halfway across to Canada." "I'll take these two guys back to LA with me." "I need directions and a few of your guys to help, OK?" "I'll give you directions but no men, not with those crazy bastards." "And you're a crazy bastard for going after them." "We'll check the neighbourhood." "If anything turns up, we'll let you know." "Thank you." " l'm sure it was just some nut." " Thank you." "I'll get a substitute to take your class for the day." "I'm OK. I don't want to make a big deal out of this." "God knows what Ralph'd do if he found out." "We can't handle any more trouble, not now." "Have it your way, but try to relax, all right?" "Oh, shit!" "Oh, damn!" "Where'd he come from?" " Get in front of him, Matthew." " Don't tell me how to drive!" "He's trying to run us over!" " Here, Matthew." " Keep that away from me!" "We got him!" "Son of a bitch!" "We got him this time!" "I'd like to see the look on his face." " Look out!" " Shit!" "Where did he come from?" "The dynamite!" " What dynamite?" " Back there!" "Come on!" "Hey, Dotty!" " Hey, Romero!" " Dotty!" " ¿ Cuando te alivia?" " Dos semanas." " Hi, baby." " Hi, honey." "I'll get the water." " Ralph... !" " l'm sorry." " Had another La Maze class today?" " Yeah." " How did it go?" " You don't want to know." "I do." " No, you don't." " l really do." "OK, we talked about transition." "And about the coach, and how important he is." " The coach?" " Yeah." "Birth is like a game." "The mother's the team, the father's the coach." "How the game turns out depends a lot on the coach." "There's this woman in our class named Edith." "With her first baby she started pushing too soon." "You shouldn't push until you're completely dilated." "The baby's head's down there." "But you feel like you have to, so you blow instead." "Like that." "Edith wasn't dilated, but she started pushing anyway." "Her husband took her face in his hands, and he said, "Blow, Edith!"" "He started blowing himself, right to her, willing her to do it with him." "Yeah, like that." "She was able to stop pushing because he did that. lsn't that beautiful?" "I'm such a sucker for inspirational moments." "You ought to let your hair grow out." "It looked better when it was longer." "I'm too old for that." "You like old things." "It's all you care about." " You don't like anything that's new." " New things are no good." "Give them a chance to prove themselves." "You know they will, in time." "I love you." "Shit!" " Hello, Pete." " Come on in!" "Just the guy I want to see." "What you need is a drink." "There we go." " Why don't you let me...?" " Come on!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!" "You're dead." "You see that house?" "That's Hyatt, Frank B." "Male Caucasian, five foot nine, 1 80 pounds." "Come on, Pete." "Hand over the gun." "Good, Ralph, very good." "Talk to the subject." "Calm him down." "That bastard sells dope to school children and he lives in that house." "He looks up here and he sees me, and he laughs his head off." "He throws pebbles up." "I swear, he throws pebbles up at me." "I find them on the deck when I come home at night. ls that right?" "is that right?" "Well, that's the way it is, pal." "That's what I am." "A pebble." "Guess what the pebble did." "I took a little for myself." "Just a couple of bags from the inventory room." "I got tired of being a pebble." "And I sold some and somebody got busted and somebody talked." "And guess who they're coming after." "Come on, Ralph." "Be a pal." "Guess who they're coming after." "Would you go?" "No." "So I figured I'd do the right thing." "I'm going to blow Hyatt, Frank B's head off then I'm going to do me in." "Come on, that's the booze talking." "You're drunk." "Sure I'm drunk." "Do you think I could kill myself if I was sober?" "Come on, Ralph, there's another bottle on the couch." "Let's finish it off, then you go away." "Please, Ralph, you know I'm right." "I can't go in the slammer." "You know what they do to cops." "I put half of them in there." "Let's get shitfaced, then you leave me alone." " A pair of jacks." " l've got ten bucks." "All right, with a six." " All right, this is the dead lead." " Dead lead, right." "Hi, Papa." " Hey, Pop!" " Come on in." "Room for one more, Papa." "Come and join us." "We haven't got all night, let's go!" " Please leave." " Hey, it's early, man!" "Just go on home." "Get out!" " Can I get a ride with you?" " Goodnight, Dotty." "I almost got the set fixed." " Goodnight, Dotty." " Night." "What the hell's the matter with you, Ralph?" "Make some coffee." "Are you OK?" "is it a contraction?" "It's just a cramp. lt's over." "Great." " Get used to the idea. lt's almost time." " Don't you think I know that?" "I think you know it." "I don't think you accept it." "It's crazy to bring a kid into this world." "You should have had it aborted." " l begged and pleaded." " lt was my decision." " Both of us should've been involved." " Both of us don't get an abortion!" "Both of us don't have to climb up on that table." "Yeah, all right." "Go ahead, have your kid." "Our kid!" "Yeah." "Tom." "She just told me it came over the radio upstairs." "Spota just killed himself." "Look, Tommy, I came here to drink, not to talk." "I got you." "Hey, Pappy." " Why are you here?" "I kicked you out." " l knew you didn't mean it." " What are you doing to the toaster?" " Fixing it." " Fix the TV set first." " Did you see it?" "It's almost done." "Where's Dotty?" "She's in the bedroom." "All right, look. I know you're mad, but let's not fight." "I heard about Spota." "That doesn't make what you said OK." "I was out of line." "I'm tired of your crap." "You don't want me or the baby." "We don't want you!" "Wake up!" " Who is it?" " Ritchie." "Open the front door!" "Ritchie, go away." " Get out of bed and open the door!" " Shit." " What time is it?" " lt's two twenty." " What day is it?" " lt's a beautiful day." " Up and at them, Papa." "Come on!" " l'm tired." "I don't know why I try to help you." "You've got a kid coming, and bills." " She's gone." " What did you do to her?" "Nothing." "She's the best thing that ever happened to you." " She's a pain in the ass." " l'm coming in." "That's a nice way to talk." "Look, Papa a Chinese philosopher said," ""With money, the world goes round." "Without it, it goes flat." He also said..." " Who said that?" " He was a cook." "Look, it takes a lot of money to get a woman back." "Believe me." "And I'm here to offer you a lot of money." "Anthony Bernardo." "You met his parents. $8,000." "I don't want her back." "You don't want to hear this, but you're going to." "A grown man is no more than his family." "Your kids, your old lady...headaches maybe, but they're who you are!" "Maybe you have a job." "What does it matter?" "Who does it matter to?" "Tell me!" "Nobody." "Like litter in the streets." "Yeah!" "Dotty made this place make sense." "She made you make sense." "You don't need that?" "I'll get Bernardo." "He's living in Chicago." "A toddling town." "OK, how would you define a great man?" "Would you say that Napoleon was as great as Lincoln, for instance?" "Kelly?" " Lincoln was a much greater man." " Why?" "Lincoln freed the slaves." "He kept the Union together." "Did Napoleon do some good things for Europe?" " Yes, but he made himself dictator..." " Don't go crazy. I'll be right back." "Yes?" " l've got to go to Chicago." " So?" " l did the shopping." " You interrupted my class." " l'll be back in a few days." " Well, I may not be there." "All right, all right." "Will you give me a break?" "When I tell you to come home, I want you home!" "Look at that shit." "Can you believe that shit?" "I don't." "Oh, come on, Jackie!" " Hey, watch it, man!" " Sorry." "All right, Bernardo, it's time to come home." "He's going to kill himself!" "What's going on?" "I'm going to get you!" "Hey, sucker!" "Fool!" "Watch out!" "Watch out!" "For Christ's sake!" "Don't stop, man!" "Don't stop at stations and don't slow down, or I'll kill the kid!" "Open that door!" "Mommy!" "You stay there." "You stay there!" "Mom!" "Mom, come and get me!" "Let go!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Back up, man!" "Back up, or I'll blow her head off!" "Oh, God!" "is it ever going to end?" "Mom!" "Mom!" "What are you doing?" "You son of a bitch!" "Bring back my car!" "You damn fool, what are you doing?" "That was my car!" "Come on back here!" " How much?" " Thirteen seventy-five." " How much?" "There you go." " Thanks." " Goodnight." " Have a good evening." "Dotty?" "Here." "Oh, Papa." " What happened?" " l don't know." "He hit me with a rifle." " Who?" " Some crazy guy." "He took Dotty." "He said "school"." "I'm sorry, Papa, but I tried to stop him." "You did good." "You did good, Tommy." "Keep away from her!" "Up against the wall." "Move!" "Move against the wall!" " Throw out your gun." " l'm clean." "Turn your pockets inside out." "Come on!" "Inside pockets." "Stuff your hand in it!" "The other side." "Now, move!" "Take your coat off." "Come on, move." "Move!" "Turn around." "Hands up!" "All the way around." "Come on!" "Pick up your pants leg." "Come on, pick it up!" "Shut up, Teach." "Come on, pick up the pants leg!" "Other one." "Get it up!" "Throw it against the wall." "Throw it against the wall!" "Why don't you let her go?" " l'm going to kill you, and she'll watch." " l didn't send you to prison, pal." "What's going on...?" "Papa!" "I'm going to kill you!" "Papa!" "It's all right, honey. it's over." "is it the baby?" "Take it easy." "Come on." "Come on." "We've got to get out." " Oh, God, I've got to push!" " Blow!" "Blow!" " Breathe through the pain." " Oh, Jesus!" " lt's coming." " No!" " We're almost there." "Almost there." " lt's too late." "No, it's not." "Now, this is your coach." "Relax." "Relax!" "Easy." "Easy." "Easy." "Now, hold on." "I need a doctor!" "My girlfriend's having a baby." " You'll have to fill out this card first." " She's having it out in the car!" "Oh, my God. I'll get a doctor." "Doctor Martin?" " A woman in a car is having a baby." " Nurse, bring the BOA kit." "You take care of him." "I'll take care of the mother." "Are you all right?" "The baby's just fine." "Are you the father?" "God bless you."

"A fire that claimed three lives in a South Bay warehouse yesterday is believed to have been deliberately set." "South Bay has been plagued by a series of fires all of a similar nature." "Authorities believe arson is involved." "They have no suspects at this time." "Jazz composer Edward Barla was eulogized today in a private ceremony." "Barla was best known for the tunes "Midnight Hearts" and "Just For You."" "Edward Barla, dead at the age of 56." "The murder trial of Lou Janero ended today." "Samantha Walker has the story." "After four days of deliberation the jury found Lou Janero guilty of the murder of Paul Cirela." "Cirela, part of Janero's organization, was set to testify against Janero in an upcoming trial on charges of bookmaking and tax evasion." "Assistant D.A., Thomas McSherry, credited Inspector Harry Callahan for his part in the successful prosecution of Lou Janero." "A great deal of the credit should go to Inspector Callahan." "He put Lou Janero out of business." "The inspector's evidence not only implicated Janero in the murder but also provided the means to file additional charges against Janero for bookmaking and illegal gambling." "I'm Samantha Walker for Channel 8." "Back to you, Pat." "Get off my ass." "He's going." "Did you recognize any of the attackers?" "Is this attack connected to your testimony at the Janero trial?" "Has Janero put out a contract on your life?" "Were these Janero's men?" "Have you received death threats?" "Has the department offered any extra protection?" "The department will issue a complete statement as soon as we've conducted our own investigation." "$13,453.63." "That's how much an unmarked squad car costs." "That's the third car you've trashed this month." " Lou Janero." " What?" "His men shot up the car." "Send him the bill." "Very funny." "See how funny it is behind a desk, because you're off the street." "All this for a car?" "At Lieutenant Ackerman's request." "The chief approved." "It's for your own good." " If you think I'm gonna..." " Just until we handle Janero." "He may be in prison, but it's clear he's calling the shots." "Literally." "Can't have our newest hero turned to Swiss cheese before the commendation." "See?" "You're getting a commendation." "Swell." "It's time we took advantage of the press you're getting." "How do you propose to do that?" "It's my opinion that you should work with me in public relations." "Opinions are like assholes." "Everybody has one." "You don't realize what you've done for the department's image." "You just put a major crime figure in prison." "You've got an extremely high visibility right now." "And for once, it's positive." "You know what that means in terms of recruitment?" "Look at this." "Look at this copy we're getting." "We've never been this swamped for interviews." "I'm not some dog-and-pony act." "It's important we maximize your public relations value while we can." "Getting close and personal with reporters isn't my job." "Your job is to promote the department." "How positive would it be if I resigned lieutenant?" "Don't misunderstand me." "Harry, all I'm asking for is a little cooperation." "All right, we don't have to pull you off the street completely." "If you'd just be more cooperative with the press." "Anything else?" "Yeah." "Quan, will you come in here?" "Quan's moving over from the youth gang task force to Homicide." "Good, Homicide can always use a cop with Al's experience." "I'm glad you agree." "If you want to stay on the street, you take Quan to watch your back." " Now hold on." " That's final." "That's swell, being that most of my partners end up hurt or dead." "Ask Al how he feels about that." "Well, Quan?" "Any objections to working with Callahan?" "I think I can handle it." "Get a bulletproof vest, kid." "Teaming Harry with a Chinese-American will be good for the department image." "You have any kids?" "Me?" "No." "Lucky for them." "Cut." "Cut!" "You're out of sync, Johnny." "What's the problem here?" "Where is that fool?" "Jeff!" "Jeff!" "We've had a short, Peter." "You had all the bugs out." ""Trust me," you said." " Right?" "Did he say that?" " "Trust me."" "That means "fuck you" in this business." "I checked it." "I've got a backup head." "Give me 20 minutes and we'll be ready." "All right, do it." "And no cock-ups this time." "And that goes for the rest of you morons." "This sucks, man." "How can I sing with shit exploding all over?" "It was just an accident." "This whole movie is an accident." "How did I get talked into this shit?" "You needed a video." "I needed this sequence for the film." "Stop complaining, we're getting what we want." "Why couldn't we shoot on a warm sound stage, instead of a meat locker?" "I need it cold so the audience can see your breath when you sing." "Brilliant." "We won't be original, but people will know I froze my ass off." "What's that supposed to mean?" "A director with talent would have the guts to shoot something original." "Instead of ripping off old movies like The Exorcist." "This is not a rip-off, it's a homage." "You stupid..." "Jesus, I don't believe you." "What?" "You're hurting." "I don't know what you mean." "Don't give me that." "You promised, not during shooting." "I know what I'm doing." "I can handle it." "You won't fuck up my film!" "I said, I can handle it!" "Just let me go back to the trailer and get it together." "Then we'll kick some ass." " OIKK?" " OIKK." "Can I get a Coke?" "Get a Coke, please, for Johnny." "Now what?" "Don't worry, Johnny's like a trained seal." "Throw him a fish, he'll perform." "Rise and shine, boys." "Time to get up." "What's happening?" "I always knew working Homicide would be glamorous." "I mean, meeting celebrities and all." "Too bad you can't get his autograph." "You know, Harry, they always die in threes." "When one celebrity dies, two more always go in a week or two." "It's a fact, Harry." "Celebrities always die in threes." "Well, this one's got crystalline powder around his nose and mouth." "Scabs up and down both arms." "Fresh puncture marks on his left forearm." "Yeah, Homicide can be really glamorous." "All right, check the dummy out, please." "Meagan." "I want a three-inch lens, very tight." "Try not to drop it." "Let's hurry up and shoot this and wrap this up, please." "And my second assistant and I found Johnny in his trailer." "He was just lying there." "At first we thought it was a joke." " But then, well..." " When did you last see him alive?" "About a half-hour before that." "He went back to his trailer while we set up." "Was he alone?" "I don't know." "But he was alone when we found him." "Tell me, does anyone on your set use drugs?" "We don't do drugs, Callahan." "We do film." "Look, what people do is their own business." "If it doesn't interfere with my film, I really don't give a shit." "What about Squares?" "Was he using?" "How should I know?" "Johnny had agents, lawyers, friends." "It was their job to deal with his drug problem, not mine." "Well, that's a very caring attitude." "What do you want, Callahan?" "Drugs were Johnny's trademark." "He made his career singing about them." "It made him controversial." "I can see why you'd want him in your flick." "It was a marketing decision." "Johnny Squares sells tickets." "You know, bums on seats, love." "Besides, we needed a music video tie-in." "Any idea who was supplying him?" "No, but if I hear of anything, you'll be the first one I call." "Marvelous." "Check on anyone who dealt with Squares." " Whether it was the cast or crew..." " Inspector Callahan." "Inspector." "Shit." "Is it true that Johnny Squares OD'd?" "We're conducting an investigation." "Right as we speak." "At this point, nothing's been..." "Thank you, inspector." "Excuse me, are you Suzanne Dayton?" "What's going on here?" "Johnny?" "Johnny?" "Hold it." "I'm sorry, you have to step back." " No, Johnny!" " There's nothing they can do." "You're gonna make yourself sick." "Hold on, could we give her a little air?" "Out of the way, please." "Off with that camera." "I can film whatever I want." "IKKeep shooting." "This is someone else's heartache." "Right in here." "What are you doing?" "Give me that." "Smart." "High and Dry is the kind of mindless film comedy that's come to typify summer films aimed at the youth market." "The humor is of the locker-room variety." "Audiences seeking more sophistication will have to look elsewhere." "The producers..." "Rock star Johnny Squares was found dead this afternoon." "Samantha Walker filed this report." "The body of Johnny Squares was found today at the Royal Meat Company where he was on location filming Hotel Satan." "The cause of death is not known, but Squares had a history of drug use." "The rock star was arrested last July for possession of heroin." "Many of his songs were allegedly based on his drug experience." "What's that all about?" "My past catching up with me." "As a kid, I was in the gang that hit him up for protection money." "All my life, I've been running in gangs or trying to put them away." "So I figured I'd come over to Homicide for something different." "It's different, all right." "Call for backup." "Come on, get the fuck out of here." "Hurry up!" "Move it!" "Move it!" "Put your money on the table!" "Hurry up!" "Don't move!" "Don't fuck with me, lady!" "Come on, guys, hurry up!" " You forgot your fortune cookie." " What!" "?" "It says:" ""You're shit out of luck."" "Get out of the way!" ""Teaming up with a Chinese-American is good for the department's image."" "Who was he?" "Some guy in the wrong place at the wrong time." "Madison." "Dean Madison was his name." "Does it ring a bell?" " Never heard of him." " Well, he knew you, Harry." "I found this in his pocket." "It's a list of celebrities." "Tony Engelhart, the pro linebacker." "Michael Cipriano, the race car driver." "Oh, and one Inspector Harry Callahan." "Johnny Squares is on that list." "See what's written by his name?" "Yeah, RIP. "Rest in peace."" "You know what this is?" "It's a bill for a TV camera and lens." "When I said stop wrecking cars, I didn't mean destroy something else." "They interfered with an investigation, sir." "Don't give us that." "Is this your idea of media cooperation?" "Cooperation works two ways." "What is it you have against reporters?" "Some of them are just marvelous people." "Others walk through a pile and track it through an investigation." "You better change your attitude fast." "Because unless we reach an agreement with them it's liable to cost this city 2 million, and your career." "Join us, please." "This is Ms. Samantha Walker of station IKKWSF." "Captain Donnelly." " Ms. Walker." " Captain." " And this is Inspector..." " Callahan." "We've met." "Yes, of course." "Won't you sit down?" "Ms. Walker Lieutenant Ackerman tells me you have a proposal to make regarding the accidental damage to..." "There was nothing accidental about it." "The department might have something to say about that." "Although the camera was destroyed I have the entire incident on video." "I see." "And your proposal?" "We may be willing to drop the lawsuit against the city but that depends on Inspector Callahan." "I'm sure the inspector would be willing to..." "What do you have in mind?" "Dinner." "I owe you an apology." "You were right about what I did the other day." "I had no business intruding on that girl's grief." "I get too eager sometimes." "In my rush to get the story, I made an error in judgement." "We all make those sometimes." "No, I should have known better." "I'm sorry." " Let me ask you, Miss Walker..." " Sam." "Sam." "Do you like cops?" "If they're not in my rear-view mirror." "Why?" "I wonder what we're supposed to talk about other than the damaged camera." "Oh, no, no, no." "I'm letting the insurance company deal with that." "And I think I can be persuaded to drop the lawsuit but I want something in return." "What would that be?" "I want your story." "What's that?" "I've done my homework on you." "You've had quite a colorful career." "Loot at this." "You see there's a lot of interest right now in the Janero case and the cop who put him in prison." "Channel 8 is doing a news special on organized crime in the Bay Area." "But what I would like to do is an in-depth profile of you, Inspector Harry Callahan." "Sorry, I'm not interested." "Why not?" "This latest attempt on your life by one of Janero's men..." "You're not interested in doing a story on me." "You want blood." "That's what sells..." " Now wait a minute..." " No, you wait a minute." "You people are interested in death and mayhem and you don't care how you get the story." "That is not fair." "That's not the kind of journalism I do." "To you I'm just a cop with a price on his head." "Let me tell you, I don't like people saying they're gonna kill me." "Nor do I like journalists using it as a way to increase ratings." " What I was going to say..." " That's the end of the story." "Sorry." "The coroner's report last night said that Squares used speedballs." "Injecting cocaine and heroin?" "But that's not what killed him." "He was using an inhaler with some new designer drug." "A synthetic form of heroin." "You mean something along the lines of China White." "Only a thousand times wore powerful." "One snort and he went into immediate respiratory failure." "IKKnow what I'm trying to figure?" "Why is a guy like that screwing with synthetic junk when he's got the real stuff?" "Maybe he didn't know what he was using." "Harry." "Harry?" "Sorry about that." "Get you next time." "Check the cast and crew for prior drug busts." "I'll check with Narcotics to see if any dealers are moving synthetic heroin." "Harry, there's something here you should see." "A story to be published in today's Tribune reveals that director Peter Swan and several other people involved in the film Hotel Satan were playing a game called "The Dead Pool."" "According to sources, the object of the game was for players to pick eight Bay Area celebrities who might die by a predetermined date." "The winner was to possess the list with the most dead celebrities." "What makes this story significant is that rock star Johnny Squares was on director Peter Swan's list." "Although Swan would not comment we have confirmed that there was such a game and Swan's production accountant, Dean Madison, was also involved." "Ironically, Madison was killed yesterday in a tragic holdup attempt that took place in Chinatown." ""There is no man who is master of the breath of life so as to retain it and none has mastery over the day of death." "For the Lord of all shows no partiality nor does He fear greatness because He himself made the great as well as the small." "And He provides for all alike." "And the dust returns to the earth, as it once was." "And the life breath returns to God, who gaveth."" "My condolences." "Mrs. Dayton, I'm terribly sorry." "Suzanne, I'm very sorry for your trouble." "Thank you." "My sympathies, dear." "Do you mind, gentlemen?" "I happen to be at a funeral." "I'd like to talk about your list." "It's no big secret." "The cast and crew knew about it." "The Dead Pool is just a harmless game." "It sounds pretty sick to me." "Let me tell you something." "People are fascinated with death and violence." "That's why my films make money." "They're an escape, a vicarious release of fear." "Same thing with this game." "Nobody takes my films or the Dead Pool seriously." "Someone gave Squares the drugs that killed him." "Maybe you." "You can't tie me to Johnny's death because of a coincidence." "My assistant and effects supervisor played too." "Why not talk to them?" "We will." "But nobody on their list is dead yet." "Johnny was a drug user and I predicted he'd die this year." "That's all." "The idea is to pick celebrities who won't make it because they're old, sick or in a high-risk profession." "Like police work?" "Nothing personal." "I don't like being on your list, Swan." "That's what this is really about, isn't it?" "If you have a choice..." "Maybe I'll start my own Pool and put you on it." "Are you threatening me?" "If you want to play the game, you'd better know the rules, love." "That's our report." "I'm Patrick Snow." "I'm Samantha Walker." "Thank you for being with us." "Tune in tonight for an exclusive report on chemical dependency among celebrities." "Who they are, why they do it and the price they pay." "Tonight at 11." "Good night." "And we're clear." "Thought I'd seen the last of you." "I saw your report yesterday." "We confirmed it with people in the game." "Vicky Owens, Swan's assistant, and effects supervisor, Jeff Howser." "It didn't occur to you to clear it with us first?" "I had to go with the story." "The papers got the same tip." "I had to get the story out fast." "Or someone else would get it first?" " Something like that." " How were you tipped?" "By mail." "A copy of the Dead Pool and a letter explaining it." " It's already started." " What has?" "All the media bullshit." "Newspapers print the Dead Pool and it hurts our investigation." "What bothers you is that we found out about the Dead Pool first." "You people take Janero and the Dead Pool, add hype and distortion and innocent people get hurt." "Aren't you overreacting?" "I've seen it happen." "I don't like the hype, either but it happens when reporters compete for a story." "Why don't you start thinking about your responsibility to the public?" "You can't kill the messenger because of the message." "I'm sorry, it wasn't my intention to screw up your investigation." "Here's the list." "Now, excuse me." "Thanks." "It seems I owe you one." "Dinner, that is." "I was offered a job as an anchor at this small, local station." "Because I was first runner-up in Miss Colorado." "Colorado?" "We're right over here." "But I had absolutely no experience, just my bachelor's in journalism." "But it was a way in, so I grabbed it." "But I didn't just smile at the camera and read copy." "I did anything and everything at this station." "Sports, news, hard news, weather." "I produced documentaries." "I love San Francisco." "But it isn't easy." "Big city, big news." "I had to prove myself all over again." "Have you succeeded?" "Somewhat." "Apparently not with you." "I shouldn't complain." "At least you stayed for dinner this time." "I'd still love to do your story." "No, thanks." "You're wrong about me, Callahan, and what I want to do." "I wish I could convince you." "I'll tell you what." "Let's think on it." "Sounds fair." "Thank you." "It's the truth, I don't care what you say." "Hey, Callahan." " You're Callahan, aren't you?" " That's right." "What can I do for you?" "You're the cop who put Janero away." "All I want is your autograph." "Can I shake your hand?" "I'd just like to thank you." "It's about time somebody did something about Janero." "Could you sign it to Chester Docksteder?" "That's me." "Let me buy you a drink." "Some other time." "We need more cops like you." "That's what we need." "I gotta change my shorts." "What are you laughing at?" "This is your 15 minutes, Callahan." "Andy Warhol said everybody's famous for 15 minutes." "Well, this is it." "Swell." "Was it your first autograph?" "Yeah." "And I hope my last." "You know something?" "I don't think Lou Janero likes you very much." "She's okay." "Just a little shaken up." "How're you doing, girl?" "Whatever they're paying you, Harry, it couldn't be enough." "My colleagues." "I don't want to be the news." "Let's get you out of here." "You sure you want to see this guy?" "Yeah." "Here's your animal." "Hicks." "What the fuck do you want?" "I brought you some cigarettes." "And what would I have to do for you?" "Nothing." "Just stand where I tell you." "Stay right here." "Fifth cell down." "That's the trouble with this prison." "They let anybody in." "I don't like scum like you trying to kill me." "Sounds to me like this Dead Pool thing is making you a little paranoid." "Oh, yeah." "I heard about it." "Good news travels fast." "Big fucking media hero." "Hero today and gone tomorrow." "Call off your guns." "What are you talking about?" "Your trouble is, you have too much time on your hands." "What you need is a job." "A what?" "A job." "I'm gonna give you a job being a postman, understand?" "It'll be your job to see the mail gets through." "See that gorilla down there?" "That's Butcher Hicks, and he's killed three men." "You know how?" "He tore them apart with his teeth." "Never found all the pieces." "He has an unhealthy appetite." "So what?" "So Hicks there is my new pen pal." "I'll write him once a week about how I'm looking in on his sick mother and trying to get him special privileges here." "And the interesting part is, if anything happens to me and Hicks doesn't get his letter he'll be really pissed off." "And he'll come to see you because you're the mailman." "He'll probably come down here and cancel your ass like a stamp." "You better ensure prompt, courteous delivery." "And pray nothing happens to me." " That's it?" " That's it." "See that dirtbag I was talking to down there?" "He says smoking can cause cancer and anyone who smokes as much as you do is one dumb son of a bitch." "Fire!" "Cut!" "Cut!" "Cut." "Where is that stupid fuck?" "Hauser!" "Get your ass down here." "You're supposed to harpoon the goddamn dummy." "The tide shifted." ""The tide shifted." The ocean's incompetent, not you." "This is the third time this week." "You'll never work for me again." "There's a bunch of reporters down there." "Come on, come on." "Can we ask you a few questions?" "Please!" "I'd like to say one thing." "In light of what's happened perhaps playing the Dead Pool game isn't smart." "Any tie between the Dead Pool and Squares' death?" "None whatsoever." "Next question." "Mr. Swan, will the game continue?" "No, we're filming a nightmare sequence at the shipyards and we'd like to forget this and get on with our job." "Johnny would have wanted it that way." "First Squares died, then your production accountant was killed." "Is Hotel Satan cursed?" "People can believe what they want, but nothing..." "Nothing will stop me from making this film." "End of interview." "Whatever you want, money, credit cards, just take it." "Ever notice how time slows down at night?" "Just like in my films." "A dream world." "Shut up!" "I can't hear the colors." "I've got to hear them." "That's the mark of a good director, you have to hear the colors." "You've gotta be able to taste the sounds." "I have a heart condition." "A critic with a heart." "That's a laugh." "Do you like my films?" " I said, do you like my films?" " Who are you?" " You know who I am." " I don't." "I don't know you." "God what kind of a film critic are you?" "Shadows of the Dead!" "Hell Without the Devil!" "Night of the Slasher!" "Peter Swan." "Brilliant, love." "What do you think of my films?" "Give me your honest opinion." "I like them." "Liar!" "The entrance is probably through the sliding glass door." "She wasn't sexually assaulted." "IKKilled sometime last night." "Maid found her this morning." "Do you recognize her?" "Molly Fisher." "Famous movie critic." "On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best I'd have to rate this one an 8." "Harry, we found this." "Thanks." "Dead Pool." "Molly Fisher's also on Peter Swan's list." "Oh, God, it's coming!" "Those are just some of the highlights of Peter Swan's films." "The typeface is the same as those sent to the papers and TV stations." "And the neighbor saw a man exiting Molly Fisher's condo last night." "Mid-30s, wearing a black jacket." "I want Swan in custody now." "It doesn't feel right." "Doesn't feel right?" "Every celebrity on this list has called in the last couple days." "They're all screaming for police protection." "We don't have the manpower to be 24-hour babysitters." "Ackerman is whining about the negative publicity this case is giving us." "And your name is on this list too, Callahan." "My gut feeling tells me Swan is the best suspect we have so get his butt in here!" "Donnelly." "What?" "It's for you, Callahan." "We'll be right there." "Wait a minute." "Where are you going?" "To do my job." "I think we've got our man." "You all stay back." "Everyone." "I'm gonna go up." "Where's the news crew?" "You better get them here." "I mean it." "Now!" "What's up?" "Name's Gus Wheeler." "He says he's the Dead Pool killer." "We found him like this." "He's soaked in gas and threatening to set himself on fire." "Why not hose him down?" "He says if he sees a fireman or even a garden hose, he'll torch himself." "What's he want?" "To be on television." "He wants a cameraman and a reporter." "Al and I will just pose as..." "It has to be someone he recognizes." "Stay back." "Stay back from me." "It's gonna go up." "You hear me?" "Better keep those people back." " You all right?" " Not really." "Stop right there!" "That's far enough." "I'm Samantha Walker from..." " I know who you are!" " What do you want?" "Is that camera on?" "You want to know why I'm doing this?" "Because nobody cares." "We care, Mr. Wheeler..." "No!" "Nobody ever paid any attention to me before." "In order to get attention, you gotta do something." "Well, I'm really gonna do something this time!" "Did you have anything to do with the deaths of Johnny Squares and Molly Fisher?" "No, I just said that so you'd listen!" "I want everyone to see this!" "I want everyone to remember me!" "And to remember what I did here!" "Oh, Jesus, Harry, he's really gonna do it." "That's right, lady." "I'm really gonna set myself on fire." "And it's gonna be on the news and then finally everybody will know about me." "About me!" "Gus Wheeler!" "No one's going to see you die." "What?" "I said, no one's gonna see you die." "Not if we stop filming." "You can talk to me and tell me your story but we won't film your suicide." "What are you doing?" " Turn the camera back on!" " We're not gonna film it!" " We're not." " She's right." "You can set yourself on fire and we'll roast marshmallows." "But you won't be on News at 11." "You're ruining everything." "Give me the flare." "You've got plenty of coverage." "You think so?" "Trust me." "Okay." "Harry, you okay?" " You hurt?" " No, I'm fine." "Get that gurney over here, quick!" "You all right?" "Oh, God, Harry." "This man sets himself on fire." "And it's my fault." "It was an accident." "Maybe if we'd have kept filming." "That's exactly what he wanted." "What you did took guts." "Most people would have gone for the exclusive." "Reel three, George." "Just a moment." "What is this?" "Why the fuck are you harassing me?" "I was at a party when Fisher was killed." "I was there until 2, and I have witnesses." "We know that." "We checked." "Somebody's trying to make us think that you killed Squares and Fisher." "Any idea who it is?" "Are you kidding?" "It could be anyone." "They all hate me." "My former agent." "My producers, my crew." "The public." "They envy my talent so much they wish to destroy it." "You don't believe me?" "Talk to my secretary." "She'll show you the letters I get." "Warnings, death threats..." "I get so many, I don't pay attention anymore." "I'll check on it." "Tell me anyone else have a jacket like this?" "Most of my crew." "Why?" "Maybe it was someone in your crew, or who's worked for you in the past." "Whoever's doing these murders uses your films and you as inspiration." "Welcome to the Nolan IKKennard Show." "Sex, violence, pornography:" "I say it's out of hand." "It's time we have guidelines for what we watch." "I don't want Big Brother out there telling me what to read or watch." "What's your opinion?" "Anybody can watch anything as long as it doesn't hurt somebody else." "Take it easy." "Give me a chance here." "Who decides what's harmful?" "Isn't that what we're talking about?" "First Johnny Squares, then Molly Fisher, now Nolan IKKennard." " Like I said, celebrities always die..." " In threes, yeah." " At least the guy went out with a..." " A bang, I know." " What do you have, Russ?" " Hello, Harry." "From the residue on the frags, I'd say plastic." "Probably C3 or 4." "We'll do an analysis back at the lab." " Let me know the results." " You got it." "What's that?" "I don't know." "It looks like the wheel from a toy." "Have you been questioned about Nolan IKKennard?" "Is his death connected to the Dead Pool?" " I don't know." " Is his death due to your list?" " I don't know." " In Hell Without the Devil a character's poisoned." "Night of the Slasher has several stabbings." " We can guess what Hotel Satan..." " Get to the point." "Are there parallels between the deaths in your film and the death of Johnny Squares?" "That's a stupid question!" "Do you feel any responsibility?" "You people are blowing this out of proportion." "You want to speak to somebody?" "Speak to the police." "Talk to Inspector Callahan." "He'll tell you I'm not a suspect." "I have nothing to do with these deaths." "That's all I have to say, now sod off." "Callahan!" "You." "Harry." "I think that's about it for me." "What's that tattoo?" "Oh, that." "One of my grandfather's superstitions." "You see, he painted these words on my back and chest." "It's supposed to ward off anything that's harmful or evil." "When he heard I was your partner, he figured I could use the help." "I was just trying to honor the old guy." "Besides, I didn't think it could hurt." "Listen, I think I'm gonna go home." "I'll catch you later for a beer." " See him?" " I saw him." "He can't be over there." "How y'all doing?" "You're the last asshole Janero sends." "Wait, you got it wrong!" "Don't fuck with me, buddy." "I'll kick your ass right now." "It's not what you think." "Janero did hire us." "But this ain't a hit." "Janero doesn't want anything to happen to you." "We're your bodyguards." "Those letters all came from your files." "Harlan Rook." "God." "Yes, I remember him." "Every time I was at a film festival or a seminar, he was there." "Mr. IKKnow-It-AII, I called him." "He knew everything about my films." "To tell the truth, I found it a little unnerving." "What'd he want?" "He had this screenplay for a horror film he wanted me to direct." "He said it'd be the ultimate Peter Swan film." "He was crazy." "I couldn't get rid of him." "Finally, my attorney put a restraining order on him." "Then what happened?" "I didn't see or hear from him again." "That must have been over a year ago." "Is he the one?" "The typewriter used on these letters is the same one used to tip us off to the Dead Pool." "Call Swan's attorney and see what he knows about Rook." "And run a DMV check." "Right." "It might not be a bad idea to start playing it a little safe." "Maybe your granddaddy can paint me up." "Look, I'm being serious." "Don't go where you normally go, not even home." "You can stay with me." "Thanks, but I think I can do a little better." "Price of fame." "Is this what Ackerman meant by cooperating with the press?" "It must have been one of those in-depth interviews." "I got a lead on Rook." "A psychiatrist who treated him." "Good." " Give it a try." " Okay." "It won't respond." "Someone's on my frequency." "Forget it." "It's just not working." "Now what the hell is that?" "Time's up, Callahan." "You all right, Al?" "Shit." "Two fractured ribs." "He bled in the chest." "We drained it and set up an IV." "He's lucky, the bulletproof vest he had on saved his life." "Another of my grandfather's superstitions." "When your partner gives you advice take it." "Harry." "This is Dr. Friedman, chief psychiatrist here at the hospital." "I'm sorry about what happened." "I feel somewhat responsible." "Your partner contacted me about a former patient of ours." " Harlan Rook?" " Yes." "At first, I didn't recall the name." "I found the file today." "He was evaluated here a year ago." "The diagnosis was process schizophrenia." "Multiple personality." "Exactly." "His sense of self-hate was so strong that he no longer had any personality of his own." "Consequently, he substituted identities found in books, films fan magazines." "Identities with which he had love-hate relationships." "He wasn't dangerous enough to hold?" "Most mentally ill people are not violent, inspector." "By law, a person who poses no danger can only be held for 72 hours." "I'm sorry, this is one instance where the system failed." "Is this address recent?" "I assume it's still the same." "Samantha Walker." "This is Peter Swan, Ms. Walker." "Your coverage of my predicament has been thorough but my side hasn't been told as well as it could be." "I see." "I'm prepared to grant you an exclusive interview." "Are you interested?" "No doubt about it." "He's our boy, Harry." "Explosives." "Caps." "Detonator." "It all connects." "Harry, you gotta see this." "Talk about obsession." "Looks like he had a real Peter Swan shrine going here." "I'm not sure." "I could have sworn I put it in my bag." "But I'm not sure." " Bob, do you have my little mike?" " It's in your bag." "Thank you." "Look at this." "I'll call the TV station." "Samantha went out to the shipyard to interview Peter Swan." "Swan doesn't know anything about it." " What's this?" " A payroll stub." "Sundown Security, made out to Ed Butler?" "I don't get it." "That's the company that provides security for Swan's locations." "Ed Butler may be an alias for Rook." "Where are you going?" "Harry?" "Harry!" "That's my car!" "Yes." "That's the shot I'm looking for." "What is it you want from me?" "You've got it wrong, love." "This is what you wanted." "An exclusive interview." "But you're not Swan." "Shut up!" "You don't know!" "You don't know!" "I know who I am." "Do you know who you are?" "Do you?" "!" "Yes." "All those films he made." "Those are my nightmares, not his!" "Every night I dream, and somehow he reads my mind." "He stole my thoughts." "He put my thoughts on film, and he takes all the credit." "He can't get away with it." "He has to pay." "He stole my nightmares and made them real." "So I stole his Dead Pool." "I'll play his game and make it real." "He can take credit for that." "Drop it, Rook." "You didn't die, Callahan, so I had to find another celebrity." "You're next." "Shoot me, Callahan." "Maybe you'll get lucky." "Maybe my muscles won't contract and drive this knife into her throat." "Let her go." "First the gun." "Drop it and kick it over to me." "Time's up." "What's it gonna be?" "What the fuck?" "You've locked yourself in, asshole." "Yeah." "Just you and me, asshole." "The gun, Callahan." "Now!" "No!" "He'll kill us both!" "Oh, God." "You let me down, Mr. Famous-Fucking-Cop." "You let Swan get away." "You're the killer, not Swan." "I should have killed you first." "That was my big mistake." "Now kick it over to me." "Harry, don't." "Think you're smart, don't you?" "Callahan, you son of a bitch!" "I'm gonna kill you slow!" "Do you hear that, Callahan?" "!" "Stay in there." "Callahan!" "Come on out, Callahan." "There's nowhere left to run, Callahan." "Don't make me come in and get you." "The game's over!" "You're out of bullets." "You know what that means." "You're shit out of luck." " Where's Rook?" " He's hanging out back there." "Inspector, was this another hit attempt by Janero?" "Is it connected to the Dead Pool case?"

"Richard, you sound pretty damn overconfident for someone who's new at this." "I don't think you know how easy it is to start pouring it down your throat again when you're on the road." " By the way, are you in yet?" " Yeah, my plane just landed." " Landed where?" " Oh, I'm in a place called Lewiston, Maine." " You need a meeting?" " No, I'll be fine, jack." " I really have it beat this time." "I really do." " You sure?" " Well, it's been 30 days, so no worries, okay?" " Be careful." "All right." "Look, I'll tell you what." "If I get thirsty, I'll give you a call." " Sure?" " Yeah." "Keep the plug in the jug, Richard." "Richard?" " No, I will, I promise." "Yeah." " Same time tomorrow?" " Yes, same time tomorrow." " Okay, take it easy." "Bye." "Thank you." "Impeccable credentials, right?" "The Kingdom Hospital board and the insurance companies will have no reason to squawk now." " Dean Bertram Swinton." " Real pleasure, Dr. Schwarzton." " Nice to meet you." " Here, let me take that." "Oh, thanks." " So good to see you again, Richard." " Good to see you." "Now, you may tell the powers that be at Kingdom Hospital that Richard Schwarzton knows more about fault-free earthquakes than anybody." "Living or dead." "He knows his California Cabernets, too, but that's another story." "To spirits... of all kinds." "A tragic accident." "Suffering horribly." "So I did the humane thing and put him to sleep." "Shhh !" "What's that?" "Bobby... do you hear her?" "Mama, please..." "Oh..." "Have it your way, snout man." "Die a slow, painful one." "Oh..." "I wish, I wish I, uh..." "I wish I could share in your festivities, but there is a child, a little child in terrible trouble." " I might have heard her." " Mama, he didn't hear anything." "Please, you must take me to Mr. Rickman now." "He knows that child's name, and we have got to help her immediately." "Mrs. Druse, I spoke to Mrs. Rickman concerning you, and she's considering it, but..." " We can't just..." " Oh!" "But you..." "I can't wait." "She..." "Okay." "That's all right." "I'm going to go." "I'm going to go, and I am going to find her myself." "Bobby!" "Mama..." "Mama?" ""White coats."" "Steg!" "Just the man I'm looking for." "Carry on." " More earthquakes." " Not a concern, Steg." "The university and the medical board are bringing in a professor of plate tectonics from California to fix the problem." "Good news, though." "The earthquakes appear to be confined to the hospital premises." "They don't seem to affect the surrounding community at all." "Well, that would be good news if we were working in the surrounding communities and not here." "Can you see it?" "Desire." "Lovelorn obsession for the lovely Lona." "Find someone your own age." "I work with your father, I like my job, and I don't date children." "Steg, look what..." "I didn't need that in Boston." "Warlocks never painted death threats on my car there." "You've been very bad, Steg." "The whole Kingdom is talking about how you stormed out of surgery after your patient coded." "Idiots can't even anesthetize patients." "Instead they have talking heads on monitors," "Operation Morning Air, the keepers..." "all these infantile eccentricities." "I can't bear it, Brenda." "If the Mona complaint becomes a lawsuit, the keepers have a way of keeping each other safe." "Not another word about Mona." "Except one..." "well, maybe two." "Thank you." "For?" "For spoiling me, and destroying the Klingerman anesthesiology report." "I spilled coffee on it." "Oo-oo-oops." "Voila." "Dead Ringer." "What?" "You know, sometimes, a guy's just got to set the world on fire, hey, Rolfie?" "I wonder if there's a nice bottle of rubbing alcohol around here... and a match?" "Yes." "I'll get you the director of the California Institute of Technology's seismological laboratory," "President of the Center for geophysics research, head of the theoretical and computational seismology group..." "I'm not allowed to have alcohol, but I don't want to seem rude." "Could you bring me some ginger ale in a flute glass for the toast?" "Thanks." "Right away, Sir." "If that little girl... if she was a patient here, we could look up her records, and we'd find out what happened to her." "Mama... we don't even know her name." "Here, boy!" "I've got to find Blondi." "Here, boy!" "Well, we're going to room 426." "Mr. Rickman's room." "Mama, no, I can't be a part of that." "I need to help Otto find Blondi... or we'll both be drawing unemployment... again." ""Nat, don't go." ""The pyro has murder in his eyes." ""Just look at him."" "Mrs. Rickman..." "I think it's time you had a night of real sleep in a real bed." "No!" "Are you sure he'll be okay?" ""No, I won't be okay." ""Don't leave."" "His vitals are fine, and we've also got a visual on him." "All right." "I could use some clean clothes." "You, um... you could use this place any time you like." "It has more amenities than the on-call room or the doctor's lounge." "I think I might take you up on that, unless I knew you were using it yourself." "Ooh..." "I'm just coming off another relationship, which was kind of complicated." "That, and..." "Work." "No sleep." " I just don't think..." " I know what you mean." "Zombies can't trust their feelings." "Should we?" "Well, that figurs." "No rest for the wicked." ""I need you." "I just can say it." Chris." ""I need you." "I just can say it." Hook." "I was told a Dr. Fulcher was injured in some heathen initiation ceremony?" "Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine." "Just don't make any sudden movements." "And hope that the guy in charge is not barking mad." "Coming?" "To our host, Dean Swinton... and above all to Dr. Schwarzton, who so graciously agreed to help Kingdom Hospital solve our..." "I detest the word "earthquake."" " Seismic irregularities." " Yes, yes, better." "Ooh, ooh, how about... mild irregularities." "No, wait!" "Regular irregularities, that's it." "And I know Dr. Schwarzton will provide us with a... perfectly rational scientific explanation for these completely normal... abnormalities, and sunlight, reason, and Morning Air will return once again to the patients and the staff of Kingdom Hospital." "Hi, neighbor." "Looks like we'll both be up and around in no time." "Come with me." "Venerable elders, beloved brothers and sisters, comes now a worthy one who would be faithful to us and to our Kingdom." "Keep, keep, keep, keep... keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep... keep, keep, keep." "The lucid beams of science will shine their light and chase away our... fears of darkness and disorder." "The uneasy ground will rest easy once more." "Let us raise our glasses and welcome Dr. Richard Schwarzton..." "To Bates College, to the fine city of Lewiston... and the great state of Maine." "Here, here!" "Thank you." "Where did that little bitch go to now?" "I was right behind her." "So... she took him with her." "How nice." "If you kill him now, he'll be stuck in between, just like her." "Could be fun." "Get busy." "Rub two sticks together if you have to, or just pour it down his throat." "Do you solemnly swear allegiance to our Kingdom and its keepers?" "I so swear." "Do you solemnly swear allegiance to the physical sciences and enmity to the occult and the supernatural in all its forms?" "I so swear." "Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep..." "I'll make Lona so sorry." "Oh, I got here as quick as I could." "This is such a shame." "This hasn't happened since..." " well, since the last century." " 1999, Fulcher." " There she goes again!" " Who?" "Druse!" "Now, what brain-dead compound idiot admitted her this time?" "Afraid I did, Steg." "Hook and Chris had a look at her, too." "Obvious paresthesia." "Brenda, you go after her, take her back to her room, tie her down to her bed with four-point restraints." "Now, Steg, I've admitted the poor woman for a week for observation." "I think that's reasonable." "When they're done patching you up, do rejoin the keepers upstairs." "The rest is just fellowship and festivities, no more rituals." "Oh, well, I'm so grateful." "Oh, one more thing, Steg." "The Klingerman's lawyers are sniffing around for a copy of that anesthesia report." "Some rumor about her blood pressure, and you not listening to the anesthesiologist." "Now that little Mona has permanent brain damage..." "Oh, that's neurosurgery." "You rummage around in a person's brain, sometimes things happen." " You know that." " I do." "But I need to satisfy the lawyers that there is no legible copy of that anesthesia report." "Copy?" "Lona's on duty in the sleep lab." "Just give her the bag and tell her :" ""Elmer said it was the only solution to his philosophical problem."" " What are you talking about?" " Just do it." "Now the infernal elevators don't work either." "Where have they taken the children?" "Hey, Sonny, what's up?" "This is from Elmer." "He says he's sorry, but it was the only way." "I want nothing from Elmer." "Yeah, well, he asked me to give you the bag." "You tell Elmer to come get his present." "He obviously hasn't gotten the message." "Psst!" " She got it." " Did she open it?" " No." " Wh... wh... why not?" "I don't know." " Can I go back to bed now?" " No!" "I..." "I talked to Dr. Traff about trying this rotation instead of surgery." "He thinks this place might be more my cup of tea." "You know, nurses must learn to, uh..." " stand the sight of blood some time." " I know." "Just not this week." "Okay, hang your coat over there." "What's... what's in this bag?" ""There, there, you'll be fine."" "Mary... your name is Mary." "What's your last name?" "Who are you?" ""I'm headed in now."" "Antubis!" "What the hell is it?" "Antubis." "He cures... and kills." "I've seen him do both." "Is there... a way to tell which one he has in mind at any given moment?" "That depends." "On?" "You." "What kind of a creature is he?" "He eats disease." "He likes to be scratched behind the ears." "He's horrible." "Beautiful." ""I do you a solid." ""You do me a solid." "That's the way it works."" "Do something!" "Help him!" "Without him, we'll both die." "He's lost a lot of blood." "It's worth a try." ""Where's your head at"." "It's working." "It's called "doing a solid."" "Hurry up, Rolfie." "It's almost daylight." " The old lady's in the can." " Well, torch them both." "Two for the price of one." "Mary, please help." "I'm looking for a boy named Paul." "He was under strict orders to stay in the pain room until the experiment was completed." "Where is that pesky young assistant of mine?" "Mary, where are you?" "We've got a code red in 426!" "Code blue!" "I'll phone you if I'm thirsty." "I'll phone you if I'm thirsty!" "Help me!" "No!" "No!" ""Better get on over to the King Hotel and pickup a shaker." ""Sounds like alcohol hallucinosis, possible DTs, maybe other drugs involved."" "10-4." ""Carrie Von Trier to ER waiting and receiving."" ""Carrie Von Trier to ER waiting and receiving." "Hi..." "I'm Dr. Traff." "We're coming in hot, Kingdom." "This guy's ready grand mal on us." "We can't give him any benzos." "His med-alert bracelet says he's allergic." ""Copy, 19."" "Who's there?" "Who is it?" "Who's there?" "Who is it?" "Hello?" "No." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Oh, no!" "Go away!" "Stay away!" ""I'll call you if I get thirsty!"" ""I'll call you" ""if I get thirsty!"" "Adaptation :" "Lama Thanks to Raceman T0xff."

"Perhaps it was naive of me to think I wouldn't lie during my first 100 days." "What's up?" " I can't tell you." "Who was that on the phone?" " I can't tell you." "This is going to be hard." " Let's just keep it personal then." "Maybe you need to talk about the child you just lost." "We haven't had sex in three weeks." "We could have regular days." "Tuesdays and Saturdays?" "Scheduled sex with the PM?" ""All armed prophets have been victorious."" ""All unarmed have been destroyed."" " Machiavelli" "Jesus Christ." "Let me see if I've got this right." "You want quotas ensuring 50% women on the boards of Danish companies." "It's old news, Bent." " It just reads a little drastic." "It'll say 45% in the bill." "A mere technicality." "A board of 7 can't have 50% women." " I don't get it." "It's simple math. 45% enables boards to have an uneven composition." "Will you use force?" " We hope it won't be necessary." "It might be." " I agree." "This has been part of our cabinet policy from the very start." "I thought we might moderate it." " We're introducing it tomorrow." "Surely this falls under my Ministry for Social Affairs and Gender Equality." "I see it as a political economy initiative." "Not simply a gender equality issue." " You call gender equality simple?" "This was just to brief you." "The final bill may look different." "Let's call it a night." " Why wasn't I informed?" "Ask Bent." " Why wasn't I informed?" "Don't oppose the bill the night before the press conference." "Your Permanent Secretary wasn't thrilled." "Permanent secretaries are opposed to change." "So I cannot have other gods than you?" "No thanks." "What's up with you and Henriette Klitgaard?" "You keep looking at her." "How do you mean?" "You don't see her as minister." " I see her as a hot minister." "Let's go through the press release again." "It's 10:30." "Get a life, okay?" "Good night, Sanne." " Good night." "Bye." "GOVERNMENT Episode 5" " Men Who Love Women" "Dad, where's my note book?" " I have no idea." "Well?" "It screams state regulation." " It is state regulation." "You're in for a beating." "What will they attack?" " You, for proposing it." "It's Henriette Klitgaard's bill." " She's a woman, too, and what, 38?" "She's got a PhD in market economy and an MBA from Princeton." "How do you know?" " I worked with her at Simtech." "She was an intern." " It's Henriette's show today." "They're going to rage about your feminist agenda." "When women become executives, they must apologize for being women." "They must be overly skilled and promise never to favor women." "Men don't force you to beg for their approval." "I've never asked for a man's approval." "How do I look?" "Fine." "Fine from the back, too." " Thanks." "We expect to have the bill passed before the summer break." "Thank you." " Thank you." "Any questions?" "Will this be compulsory for boards in the public sector, too?" "The Danish laws apply to everyone." "To the composition of the cabinet and Parliament, too?" "My party meets the quota." "Parliament is composed by the voters." "I'm not messing with the Constitution." "You're both highly educated women leaders." "Isn't this bill redundant?" "May I?" "Only 1.5% of the top executive positions are held by women." "The people elected our PM." "They must be far more progressive than the corporate world." "And sit down." "Pedal hard." "I said:" "Sit down." "Excuse me." "I'm Benjamin, the new instructor." "If you want to do your own thing, please sit at the back." "Hey, sure." "And remember to bring some water." "It's unhealthy not to drink anything." "Is that your breakfast?" " Yes." "I can help you with your diet." " Gee, thanks." "I don't eat croissants to stay healthy, but to clog up my veins." "Well, get him to call back, dammit." "Get Klitgaard in for an interview." " The Clit." "That's what they call her." "We call her the Minister for Economic Affairs." "She's a former model." "Four degrees from foreign universities." "The mother of four, and not yet 40." " I bet she can't cook." "She's the only minister not voted into Parliament." "The PM headhunted her from a top position in the corporate sector." "We'll put her to the test tonight." "At 6 or 8:30?" "I'll take her in the 6 o'clock news." " What makes the best TV?" "What looks best?" "In terms of journalism." "You've got something ..." "It's a feminist bill." "Do we pair her with a woman and go girl power?" "Or should I take her in the 8:30?" " She looks great." "You've got a point." "Girl power?" "You want to postpone the story, so a man can interview her?" "It's a story about favoring women." "Pairing her with you is overkill." "Since when did gender interfere with our reporting?" "Hey, this case is all about gender." " It's all about equality." "You won't let Katrine take it because she's a woman." "Come on!" "It's grotesque." " I'll gladly take her." "What'll it be then?" "Ulrik, 8:30." " No!" "We expect to pass the bill before the summer break." "Aren't quotas more for flounder?" " He's good!" "Quotas are useful in areas that don't self-regulate." "You have quotas for students, and not all students are flounders." "Take that, Ulrik." " So, women need a bill to get ahead?" "We need to break down the closed systems of the corporate world - so highly educated women don't have to wait for things to change." "We legislate on maternity and paternity leave." "The Royals embrace gender equality." "It's nothing to be scared of, Ulrik." "Henriette ..." " She has him eating out of her hand." "Well, that girl is sizzling!" "The carrot is tax benefits for the companies - that quickly let women onto their boards." "The stick is harsher taxation of the companies that won't." "We may even take away their right to operate in Denmark." "Hopefully the carrot will be enough." " Give her hell!" "Thank you." "Now, from quotas and bills to speeches and battle songs." "Today is Women's Day - and our reporter has hit the streets ... wearing a bra." "Hey." "Long day." " Yes." "Katrine ..." "I want to apologize for this morning." "I didn't mean to criticize." "You can eat whatever you want." "Yes, and now I'd like to go home, if that's okay with you." "It's that tough to be famous?" " What?" "That you won't even chat with a mere fitness instructor?" "I apologize, and you treat me like a stalker." "But I'm not." "I didn't even recognize you this morning." "I don't really watch TV." "And I like that other news anchor better ..." "Ulrik Mørk." "Why do you like Ulrik better?" " He gives people a chance." "Hey, Benjamin ..." "What are you eating?" " Coco Pops." "I was no match for his pester power yesterday." "Do you want the headlines?" " Hit me." ""Violent protests in Burma."" ""The National Bank raises interest rates."" "And ..." "Okay." "Who's that?" " The Minister for Economic Affairs." "Why isn't she wearing any clothes?" "Now it begins." "ONE FOR THE BOARD, BOYS?" "Hi." "Good morning." "I got you the breakfast complete." " Thanks." "No croissant for me." " Are you ill?" "No." "I'm just trying to eat wholesome food." "I really just want some water." " Water?" "Things are that bad in the TV business?" "The staff meetings are a stag party." " At my job it's a hen party." "Economy Henriette is hot." "She gives a girl an instant inferiority complex." "Pernille Madsen feels the same way." "Well, it ought to fall under her Ministry for Gender Equality." "My lips are sealed." "She's mad as hell." "But that's confidential, okay?" "Now tell me about yourself." " The facts, or what you want to hear?" "What do I want to hear?" " That I'm celibate." "And that I miss an old friend." "And that I don't mean Ole." "I liked Ole." "But you like the thought of being hard to get over, too." "Bull." "I was a model, 21, and I needed the money." "Is there more than that?" " I was never Miss Wet T-Shirt." "I only worked for the big agencies, and I did a lot of lingerie shoots." "Let's meet and work out a press strategy about your modeling past." "Rune can handle it." "The media is on this, so coordinate all announcements with us." ""Let's meet and work out a press strategy about your modeling past."" ""I'd so like to help you with your press strategy."" "Birgitte, I'm not flirting." " You're flirting." "You are so flirting." "Sanne, am I flirting?" " Not with me." "Pernille Madsen wants to meet with you." "She's been very persistent." "I'll call her." "Pernille Madsen has got a point." "She's the Minister for Gender Equality, and we're keeping her out of it." "Fire her." "I can't stand Pernille Madsen." "Why not?" " She's a stale old bra-burner." "She's the essence of redstockings, hairy armpits and cold meatloaf." "I just can't stand her." " Talk to your shrink about that, okay?" "Those women are the first up against the wall, when the revolution comes." "You asked, I answered." "Boy, you're a flirt." "I'm glad you had time for a chat." "Labour doesn't understand why you chose Henriette to pitch your bill." "The party leaders can come to me." " We are." "I'm deputy leader." "Why hand a gender equality issue to the Ministry for Economic Affairs?" "I want to shift the debate focus." "My choice of ministry was tactical." "She has the corporate world's respect, and that makes us less vulnerable." "You think so?" "She's a former lingerie model." "They'd never have dug out pictures like that of me." "Why don't you keep your own promise about gender equality?" "The Coordinating Committee has only two women members." "You?" "The Minister for Social Affairs has never been on the C Committee." "I've got lots of clout in Labour." "We'd hate to create unrest in the government." "You owe me for favoring Henriette with this bill." "What do you want?" " Access to all related meetings." "And I want to be first in line for the committee at the next cabinet rotation." "Nice chatting with you." "We've been approached by Crohne Industries." "He wants to meet with you." "How about at 6 this afternoon?" "It's hard to set up a meeting with the PM, isn't it?" "And yet you offer him a meeting the day he calls." "We always meet with Crohne." " We?" "This office." "I know Hesselboe met with him." " They were on good terms." "The press said Crohne dictated the government's corporate tax policy." "Crohne is one of the most powerful people in Denmark." "Is 6 p.m. okay?" " No, I'm eating dinner at home." "I can be here at 8." " Good." "How did you do on the test?" " Fine." "I got an A." "Great!" "Congratulations." " I got an A on the last one, too." "Can I play my computer game?" " No, this is family time." "Got any homework?" "Run along, then." "Can I practice the piano?" "I promise to wear headphones." "Who the hell invented the concept of quality time?" "Sick bastard." "You've been away a lot." "Tonight they'll be all over you on the couch." "I've got a meeting." " Oh." "Guess who." " Who?" "Joachim Crohne." "Okay." "He's used to influencing our country's legislation." "My Permanent Secretary insisted." " Of course." "He's a member of the same corporate network as Crohne's CEO." "Corporate Group No. 3." " Oh, I see." "Is that a bad thing for democracy?" "Ministers and civil servants shouldn't get intimate with the corporate world." "Do we have to get a divorce, then?" " I'm not a CEO." "I just teach." "It provokes me to see you doll yourself up for another man." "For Crohne?" "He's about 600 years old." "You always liked mature men." "Hurry home." "Good evening." "This way." "We do understand that you being the first Danish women PM - feel compelled to fight for women's rights." "However, it's always been an executive right - to pick the board members." "It still is." "Only now, 50% of them have to be women." "When a symphony orchestra chooses a new violinist - they place a screen on stage - behind which the candidate plays." "At the end they choose the best." "Not the best man nor the best woman - but the best violinist." "But nobody picks board members that way." "We do." " Okay." "Then why hasn't the number of women executives changed?" "Women are better and more highly educated than men - and there are more competent women to choose from." "All good things come to those who wait." "How long then?" "It took women almost 70 years to get the vote." "Many boards are made up solely of men." "They call in one of the old boys, when they need a new member." "We will not be forced to give up our freedom of choice." "This country's laws apply to all Danish companies." "Exactly." "So this could result in - the Crohne corporation moving its activities abroad." "I sympathize with your proposal." "But we are a billion dollar corporation up against tough competition." "We can't risk our companies being run by incompetents - because of state intervention." "Is that a threat?" " Not at all." "Your business is standpoints." "We have to live with the results - and as such have to take our precautions." "Take some time to consider it." "I'd like to hear your response within 48 hours." "I know my way out." "They have?" "I thought it was Monday." "Fine." "Bye." "I just met with Crohne." "He threatened to move his activities abroad - if we pass the bill." "Christ!" "I warned you." " We must take this seriously." "It's an unreasonable response to a bill he doesn't know in detail." "I think it's a reaction to the introduction of the bill." "I doubt Crohne is that rash." "Maybe the bill went too far." "We could have given them two years' warning and only said 30% women." "Call yourself the Minister of Gender Equality?" "That would be admitting men's first claim to the boards." "Are we talking equality or not?" " I think we get the point." "We have to change our policy, Birgitte." "We have to." "It's lousy PR to withdraw the bill because of a little resistance." "Crohne accounts for 1 1 % of the Danish gross national income." "11 %." "And when Crohne says 'jump', the corporative world says 'how high?" "'." "So we should let Crohne dictate the law of the land?" "No, but that's just the way it is." "He's stronger." "We stand to lose DKK 170b." "Not to mention a lot of jobs." "It's going to be fun to pitch that as a positive to the business dailies." "Crohne gave us 48 hours." "Let's go on as if nothing happened." " Play it tough." "If we bail the first time anyone raises their voice, we've lost." "Beware, Birgitte." " I won't let Crohne rattle my cage!" "We may have to make concessions." "Maybe we can create a public opinion forcing him to give us a better deal." "Nice shoes." "Louboutin is a genius." "Oh, you know about shoes, too." "Read fashion magazines?" "No, I'm a know-all." "What is that tattoo on your ancle?" "It's the Chinese sign for woman." " In case you're in doubt." "It's more to get know-alls to reveal their ignorance." "Dropping your pen on purpose was lame." "But thanks for the compliment." "Have you got a moment?" " Sure." "Poor Henriette." "The press is having a field day." "It gets to her." " You think?" "She's very strident." "But then there is a lot of talk about her among reporters and spin doctors." "People talk about her quick success ..." "with men." "Very nasty for her." " We can't take it seriously." "Just say so, if you need me to relieve her of some of her responsibilities." "If things comes to a head." "I don't see any reason to change anything." "Let's not listen to gossip, okay?" "Sure." "But what do I tell the press?" "TV1 wants to interview me tomorrow." "They want to hear how I feel about her taking over my area." "You can't." " But I have to." "You can't display our internal strife like that." "I'm sick of being on display ..." " I'm your boss." "I forbid it." "Call it off." "That's masculine leadership, if I ever saw it." "I thought we talked things over." " We did, and I made my decision." "Kasper." "Come here." "Door." "How did TV1 get wind of the conflict between Klitgaard and Madsen?" "Find out." "Katrine, please pick up." "Call me, dammit." "Katrine." "We need to talk." "What's up?" " It's confidential." "Benjamin is my spinning instructor." " Spin off and let the grow-ups talk." "Hey!" " I need to talk to you." "Now." "I'm sorry." " It's okay." "Nice talking to you." " See you." "Don't talk to people like that." "Are you seeing him?" " Stop it." "Did you invite Pernille Madson in for an interview - because I told you about the conflict between her and Klitgaard?" "It's a good story." "I told you in confidence." "I said so." "Pernille is not going on the news." " I love it when you bully me." "That's nothing against a cabinet crisis." "Goodbye." "Kasper." "This is why I left you." "Your world ends and begins with you." "Your priorities, your secrets." "I have no secrets." " You have nothing but." "Oh, come on." "Crohne threatens to pull out of Denmark, if we pass the bill." "Sure." "He's a tough old bastard." "You think it's tough of him to blackmail the PM?" "No, but I told you you were in for a beating." "Come here." " Babe, I've got 48 hours." "What are you doing?" "Getting to know all about Crohne." "I guess you need to take it seriously." "It's not just the gender thing." "It's because you're meddling with the way he runs his business." "It's just a gambit." "Exactly." "It's just like when people go all in in a poker game." "They may not have a good hand, but it'll cost you to find out." "Poker just isn't your game." " Why not?" "You can't bluff." "You're a girl." "Am I wrong?" "Hell yeah!" "Girls bluff all the time." "Really?" " Sure." "I just need to check something ..." " No, baby." "Look ..." "If you must work, you'll have to go next door." "Okay." "Good night." "What's this?" " Oatmeal." "With grated apple." " Yuck." "It's called healthy food, and you should try it before you turn 18." "No way." " Coco Pops is for the weekend." "Your minister's been around, huh?" " Get dressed." "MY MANY MEN" "Did you finish your work last night?" ""Henriette had a sure plan for getting ahead."" ""She carried it out on her back."" ""Several of her acquaintances say " "Henriette targeted powerful men and made them her sex partners."" "They can't write that about a minister." "They make her sound like a whore." "Laugesen is at the helm of the Express." "They're unscrupulous." "It's libel." " She may have been a fast girl." "What's that supposed to mean?" " Nothing." "What ..." "Have you been with her?" " Stop it." "When you worked together." "You fucked her." "It's 1 7 years ago." " You slept with my minister." "And you've been concealing it." " We don't talk about all the ..." "About the people we've been with before we met." "It was at a Christmas party." "We were drunk." "My Minister of Economic Affairs." " She was a 21-year-old intern." "Go through my list of ministers and check off those you've fucked, okay?" "Sure." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Yes." " This is completely over the top." "They've talked to some men from your past." "It's classical chauvinism." "It's okay for a man to bed a lot of women." "If a woman does it, she's a whore." " Well, did you?" "Bed a lot of men." "We have to come up with a response." "If we're going to sue, we need to know ..." "It's personal." " Not after 120,000 have read it." "I've had a perfectly normal amount of boyfriends and flings." "At the odd Christmas party." "Laugesen hates this cabinet and me." "This time you took the flak." "Laugesen is acting under orders." "Who ran the story?" "Three media within the last 12 hours." "First The Express." "And then the free newspaper CITY." "The Express is owned by CPH Press - who in turn is owned by CITY Media who publish the free paper." ""Stars and Royals" are published by Orion House - who is owned by ..." "... which is owned by Crohne Media." "Joachim Crohne." "It all adds up" "Good work, Kasper." "Only we can't use it." "We can't prove a thing." "It's a great story." " We're not going to use it." "We focus on the politics, and you're shocked by these personal attacks." "I mean it." "How are we going to deal with the press?" "We won't respond." "We get Henriette live on the news tonight, TV1 or TV2." "Let the Ministry for Economic Affairs handle it, but run everything by me." "I'll set up an interview." " I'll handle it." "I'm well-connected." "I'm very sorry you have to go through all this." "I guess it's part of the job." " No." "Now what?" " A gift." " At what price?" " It's a gift." "Open it, and let's see if I want it." " An interview with Klitgaard." "But she's refused to comment so far." "Why this sudden urge to go on TV?" "I don't have a hidden agenda." " Quote of the day, Kasper!" "Well?" "Really?" "Okay." "Sure." "Okay, Bent." "No, okay." "Yes." "Am I interrupting anything?" " No." "Klitgaard is going on the 6 o'clock news with Laugesen." "The network thought it would be too tame to have her alone - so Laugesen is going to represent the Express." "Klitgaard cannot mention our talks with Crohne." "Thanks, Sanne." "The Metalworkers' Union." " That's tomorrow." "The Commissioner of the Faroe ..." " The High Commissioner." "She's pretty incompetent." " Yeah, but she's got a great ass." "Klitgaard can't reveal anything." "She must keep it on a personal level." "Sejrø just spoke to Danish Industry." "Five of our largest companies are backing Crohne's threat." "If he pulls out of the country, so will they." "So you're withdrawing the bill?" " They're putting the squeeze on us." "Don't tell Klitgaard." "Make sure she stays in line." "Coordinate with her adviser." " Rune Holm is an amateur." "But you aren't, Kasper." "Rune, let's see to it your minister doesn't screw up tonight." "Yes, let's." "How did you get so arrogant?" " Practice makes perfect." "Where's your adviser?" "Since you insist on handling the press, we might as well talk one on one." "The PM asks you to refrain from mentioning certain issues tonight." "You cannot reveal the PM's talks with Crohne." "You cannot use the argument that Crohne owns the Express." "Don't mention Crohne." " Please explain." "Laugesen has a way of making people say things they wouldn't dream of." "So I stick to saying that we're going through with the bill." "Don't mention the bill either." "Keep it on a personal level." "I don't get it." "Is there something you're not telling me?" "Has Birgitte changed her mind about the bill?" "Just stick to our agreement." "You want me to go up against an unscrupulous bastard - who's peddling blatant lies about me ..." "It goes with the job." " Yours or mine?" "Have you no morals?" "Act like a professional, dammit!" "Now what?" "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "Are you dropping the bill?" " Yes, dammit!" "You have a meeting now." "You can see yourself out." "Say it like it is!" " How many am I up against here?" "I love easy women but it's not something I associate with a minister for economic affairs." "Why should the public be interested in the Minister's sex life?" "The public has a right to know about the morals of their politicians." "Your allegations are irrelevant." " None of your men have denied them." "Maybe because the debate is low." " Or because it's true." "Let's leave that debate for now." "Michael, in an interview last month you talk about your college days." ""I spent all my time doing as many women as possible."" "Are the rules different for men?" " You hate women in top positions." "I like beautiful women on top and in all positions." "Does your crusade against me as Minister of Economic Affairs - serve other interests, too?" " Please elaborate." " Yes, please do." "The corporate powers-that-be are dead against my proposal of putting more women on the Danish boards." "Your paper is owned by Crohne Media who want the bill dropped." " What an absurd allegation." " No more absurd than your story." "Let him answer." " I'm afraid our time is up." "The nerve of her!" "She didn't let him answer." "What did you tell Klitgaard?" " I told her to be careful." "Did you tell her we might have to drop the bill?" "Kasper, dammit!" "Crohne will be over here within the hour." "He'll say we're accusing him of leaning on the cabinet." "He is!" " But we can't say so, Kasper!" "The Permanent Secretary and the Minister for Finance." "Have Klitgaard come in tomorrow." " Crohne is going to sue us, dammit!" "I'm sure he can be dissuaded." " Sure, if we drop the bill." "It's our most sensible option." " It's our only option." "No!" "That implies Crohne makes good of his threat." "He'll be here in an hour." "How much do we know about him?" "Let's hear the facts, Kasper." "Denmark's most powerful businessman." "A Grand Cross." "Founder of the Crohne Foundation - which restores Danish landmarks and finances hospital wings and so on." "Thanks." "Doesn't Crohne also play bridge with the Queen?" "You know him well, don't you?" "He has been known to." "Every three Thursdays." "And he's always invited to her New Year levées and Royal balls?" "And what do they sing each morning at Crohne's head office?" ""In Denmark I was born."" " Is this Jeopardy?" "I'm calling ..." " Crohne's bluff." "He's the most powerful and richest Dane alive." "Hobnobs with the Queen." "Huge donations to national causes." "The man is going on 70." "Is he going to end his days by leaving Denmark - just because he has to let a few women on his board?" "You're gambling." " It's a calculated risk." "Let me evaluate!" " You just did." "You let your guests shout it out." "You're set on crucifying Laugesen." "That was a lousy interview." " Sharp questions, sharp answers." "The anchor must distribute the verbal blows evenly." "Christ, it's the Director-General calling to kick my ass." "I bet Laugesen complained already." "And whose fault is that, huh, Katrine?" "Evaluation sure comes in all shapes and sizes." "I always take a critical stand toward my guests." "You're ranting." " Hey." "How about some interval training?" "Let me teach you how to run." " I've been running for 15 years." "Women's races?" " And junior handball." "Show me tomorrow then." " Aren't you going running tomorrow?" "I'll pick you up at 8 a.m." "See you." "I never said I was going running tomorrow." "He's a stud!" " I bet he can't spell IQ." "He's mad about you." "That guy's name is Yes Please." "Repeat after me:" "Yes Please." "Well, ma'am." "Have you got an answer for me?" "No." " You need more time?" "No, the answer is no." "You run this country's largest company." "We make the laws." "And we don't mix those two things up." "That's a very nonchalant attitude considering the consequences." "The consequences of giving in to you would be far greater for democracy." "It's going to pain me to leave Denmark after a lifetime here." "But you won't." "You're not going to move 10,000 jobs just because of three women." "Oh no?" "What am I going to do then?" "You're going to reveal yourself as a modern leader - adjusting to new times ahead of everyone else - because you won't let the law force you." "That way you'll also get the most competent women for your board." "And what do I get in return?" "The Prime Minister's gratitude." "The environmental taxes are going to hit our plants hard." "I'd appreciate more time for the transition." "Another two years." "Not bad." " Thank you." "But you won't make a Moderate out of me just yet." "Your wife just beat the most powerful man in Denmark in poker." "Oh." "Congratulations." " Thanks." "Let's celebrate." " No." "Sleep tight." "Good night." "Good morning." "Good morning." "Good morning." " What's up?" "Large envelope, no sender." "We got Intelligence to check it out." "A bomb?" " Maybe." "Good morning." "Good morning, Kasper." " We have a problem." "Henriette lied on her CV." "We just received a transcript of her CV from Who's Who - as well as proof that she hasn't got the degrees she claims." "Does it hold up?" " I'm afraid so." "Two universities deny her having gone there." "She never got her PhD." "Who sent it?" " I'm betting Crohne." "Not personally, but some of his people." "Birgitte, this is a recognition of your settlement." "He's sending you the weapon he would've used against the cabinet." "Does the Express have this?" " Probably." "But they won't use it." "Crohne won't allow it." "I've given her my personal support." "I know." "Come in." "Are congratulations in order?" " Yes, we'll get the bill passed." "I should congratulate all women, then." "I'm sorry I let my temper get the better of me on TV." "Yes, well, that's not what I want to talk about." "Do you know the amnesty rules?" "Anyone guilty of a crime can avoid punishment - if they turn themselves in." "Let's say I told you you could confide in me - anything you think you ought to have told me about yourself." "You have nothing to confide, even if it will spare you the consequences?" "About your past?" "If you're referring to my encounter with your husband ..." "That's irrelevant." "This is the Prime Minister talking." "This is far more important." "I have no idea what you mean." "I'm awfully sorry - because that forces me to ask you to resign." "These degrees didn't make me minister." "It's a long time ago." " You lied." "In public, to the cabinet and to me personally." "This was necessary to get the right jobs." "It's a trifle." "I've been a good minister." "I can't have a minister who lies to me." "Birgitte, this isn't necessary." "Believe me, it isn't." "We'll find a nice way to do it." "This won't get out." "I suggest you send me your resignation this afternoon." "Yes." "I only did what hordes of incompetent men have always done." "I embellished the facts." "Yes, but I don't need an incompetent man." "I need a competent woman." "Henriette Klitgaard is resigning because of the smear campaign." "She says she's resigning because of her family." "The media campaign has been a shocking experience." "I've realized that this job comes at a price so high that I neither can nor will subject my three children my husband nor myself to anymore." "The new Minister of Economic Affairs is Pernille Madsen who also gains a seat on the Coordination Committee." "Hi, Mom." "Have you had a nice day?" " Fine, thanks." "I'm looking forward to continuing your work." "Henriette Klitgaard was obviously moved today." "It's hard to say goodbye." "Subtitles:" "Helle Schou Kristiansen Dansk Video Tekst"

"" "MOTHER" "" "Screenplay:" "YOKO MIZUKI" "Director of Photography:" "HIROSHI SUZUKI" "Sound:" "KIHACHIRO NAKAI" "Art Direction:" "MASATOSHl KATO Music:" "ICHIRO SAITO" "Editor:" "HIDETOSHI KASAMA" "" "With" "KINUYO TANAKA" "KYOKO KAGAWA EIJI OKADA" "AKIHIKO KATAYAMA DAISUKE KATO" "YONOSUKE TOBA MASAO MISHIMA" "CHIEKO NAKAKITA EIKO MIYOSHI" "ATSUKO ICHINOMIYA FUMIKO HONMA SADAKO SAWAMURA" "KOREYOSHI NAKAMURA RYUTARO NAGAI" "KEIKO ENAMI TAKASHI ITO SHIGERU OGURA" "MASARU ODAKA NOBORU OHARA MASAO TAKAMATSU RYUZO OKA" "Directed by:" "MIKIO NARUSE" "My mother is... a small woman, when compared to other mothers." "That's why she doesn't like to use long brooms." "She says that a short broom is easier to handle." "I like the shape of her eyes." "They have a kind look." "My brother used to work in a velvet cloth shop." "He fell ill and returned home." "The dust in the shop was bad for him." "My little sister's name is Hisako... and she minds my mother more than she does me." "She cares about her look." "This is me." "The mattress is wet." "It wasn't me, of course." "It was my little cousin, Tetsu." "He lives with us." "They returned from Manchuria." "My father..." "He used to be a laundry man." "We call him Popeye." "Look at his muscles!" "He's been carrying iron..." "since he was young." "Now he works at a factory." "Mom, We'll soon be able to use de pantry." "The painter said so." "Then you can open a laundry again." "Yes, I have to rebuild our home." "We have to do it." "What a nice sound!" "Toasted beans are my father's favorite food." "When I hear that sound..." "I feel good and also hungry." "My mother says she's been hearing that sound for twenty years." "Beans make him happy." "On Sunday you'll have your X rays taken." "Don't get sick." "You'll go with mom, right?" "Here's your food." "Anything else?" "All right, goodbye." "Mind the shop, mom." "Don't take too long." "Toshiko!" "Hello." "Are you going to school?" "We'll make some caps." "I'll make one for you." "When you learn." "And I'll make you a dress too." "When you learn." "Maybe next year." "Have this." "You shouldn't give them away." "It doesn't matter." "Thank you very much." "Here." "I can't accept it." "Please." "Thank you." "Enjoy!" "." "Thanks." "I'll buy your carpets at a good price." "What are you reading?" "A classic novel." "It's interesting." "I prefer romances." "Romances?" "A passionate and moving love story." "I love it!" "You're too young for that" "Am not." "HOT ROLLS" "ICE CREAM" "Go on." ""Waltz notes can be heard from afar."" ""He held her hand gently."" """ "What are you thinking?"" """ "Nothing, she said." "I'm so happy..." """ "Do you love me?"" """ "With all my heart." "My love!"" "Wonderful." "Who are they?" "French." "Foreigners!" "Go on!" "A-I-R-E-D..." "N-A-V-A-L." "Telegram for you." "Who is it from?" ""Your son has escaped from the clinic this morning."" "Escaped from the clinic?" "What an idiot!" "It's not easy to get admitted into a hospital." "Maybe he didn't like the food." "I bet it's better than ours." "But why?" "If he comes around, send him back to the clinic." "Where are you going?" "To have a look." "Where about?" "Around there." "Finish your work first." "We have to open the shop soon." "Not again!" "You're a muddy ball!" "What happened?" "Where you alone?" "The dog dragged him." "Now you don't have any clean clothes." "Come here." "Put this on." "That skirt is mine." "Let him have it." "No!" "Men don't wear skirts." "But you can't walk around naked." "What's this dog doing here?" "It's very cute." "No!" "Yes." "No!" "Be quiet." "It's not funny." "It's fine." "The pants for you." "Funny!" "Scandalous kids!" "Out of here." "Come here, Chako." "Buy some bitter oranges at the greengrocer's." "How many?" "Two." "So bitter!" "Don't go to the fruit shop, it's too expensive." "Mom." "What happened?" "Come in." "Quickly." "Why have you come back?" "Please." "Come in." "A girl went shopping..." "Cars were started..." "Shut up!" "You shut up!" "Stop fighting." "You'll sleep here, dad." "You've always liked bitter oranges." "Drink the juice." "I've been told they were very kind to you." "That slightly insane woman that was on the bed next to you... she liked you, didn't she?" "Said she'd die if I left." "She thinks I'm her son." "Why did you come home?" "I wanted to be near you." "Why?" "Why?" "Because." "Sleep by my side." "Yes." "I hope you don't catch it from me." "I'm fine." "Haven't you finished there?" "Toshiko!" "Are these for your brother's grave?" "Hello." "You were very kind to my dead son." "He was your heir, right?" "I'm very sorry." "It's madness for a son to die before his father." "True." "I've brought some beans for your son." "Will you make some rice cakes with them?" "I also brought some rice." "Thank you." "Thanks." "Come in." "I can't, I'm working." "Are you a traveling saleswoman now?" "Yes." "It's back breaking work." "You used to have a very nice shop." "Yes, though now we are deep in debt." "Why are men born?" "And why do they die?" "People you know, suddenly disappear." "Will this happen to my mother and my father?" "If so, there's nothing you can do about it." "Thanks." "Come visit us again." "I shall." "I used to have a stall next to your wife." "Bye." "Thanks." "I'm leaving." "Take a break today." "No, my eyes hurt a bit." "Are you all right?" "My friend Kimura will soon come to help us." "Really?" "Mr. Kimura, who used to work with my father, came to help us." "He was a POW in Russia." "We kids used to call him Uncle Prisoner." "He's been ill a long time." "He should have gone to the doctor much earlier." "Any hope?" "He's worked too much." "We tried to convince him to see a doctor." "How much time does he have left?" "I'm sorry, I don't know." "Goodbye." "Hello." "Will you be singing at the contest?" "You also sing, don't you?" "It's a festival." "I'd love to take part." "Your mother won't let you?" "Well, I'm not a girl any more." "Now I'm a woman." "Get to sleep." "Get to sleep." "You too." "Or else... the ghost will come." "Mom," "I want to go to a tailoring school." "Some day you will." "Get changed now." "No, mom." "He'll wet the bed again." "Bad boy!" "Bad boy!" "Silence." "Your wife wants you to go to the hospital." "Don't worry about the money." "No, I'll get better." "I'm a strong man." "The hospital is useless." "Am I in such a bad shape?" "No." "Why did I have to get ill just now?" "I worked much harder during the war." "That's the cause." "And this too." "The iron is very heavy." "But it's my business." "My life companion." "I'd die happy." "You're right." "The prince knows what's right and what's wrong." "And doesn't do bad things." "Go on." "One day, a group of men threatened him." "They wanted him to join them." "I'd like to turn into a fish." "Why?" "Mom likes fish, she'd eat a lot." "Her belly would grow, and I'd be born." "She'd breast-feed me." "She'd sleep by my side every day and every night." "I wish it were true." "Turn into a fish quickly then." "I'm going to eat you." "Let's go." "She's crying." "Dummy!" "Mom loves only him." "You're a big girl now." "A big baby." "Are you still working?" "Go to sleep." "It'd be terrible if you got sick too." "I'm all right." "What are you making?" "A mattress." "I want your mother to come." "Why?" "Because we haven't seen her in a long while." "Besides, we're in the laundry season." "Rest a bit." "I've got to get well to open the shop." "When we got married things went well for us." "We used to work a lot." "Ours was the only laundry in the city." "We used to get soaked from so much washing." "After four years we already had a phone." "You used to give out our cards that said:" ""We already have a phone." "Call us whenever you want."" "I remember how you used to walk back then." "You were young." "Our son was three and Toshiko had just been born." "I was 23." "My pleasure consisted of a glass of saké and a plate of beans." "Do you want a drink?" "For the love of God, no!" "I won't." "I don't want you to be a drunk like dad." "You used to breed weasels at the house." "Everybody did." "You could earn extra money with that." "Anyhow, you didn't know how to breed them." "You overfed them so much that they didn't reproduce." "But I got the skins." "The last one turned into a scarf." "Remember?" "You never wore it." "I will when I have a pretty kimono." "That's what you said 20 years ago." "Yes." "But that weasel was my favorite." "Brought us good luck." "It lived during the best years of our lives." "We'll be happy again." "Your pet, hey?" "¿Aren't you tired?" "Yes, I'm going to sleep." "You sleep too, mom." "Good night." "We're leaving now." "Wait for me." "Hurry up, mom." "Why such a hurry?" "Hello." "Not working today?" "How are you?" "Tetsu went to the festival." "Come see us later." "I'm going to dance." "Great." "It's my last chance... to play like a child." "Nice festival." "Yes." "Hello." "Yes, madam?" "Noriko!" "Mr. Kimura, this is my sister." "How are you?" "Aren't you busy?" "Is he ill?" "Yes." "What's wrong with him?" "Overwork." "He's sleeping now." "I didn't know." "Forgive me for making you look after my son." "It doesn't matter." "How's your learning?" "I'm going to take a hairdresser's exam." "It's very difficult." "I almost quit." "I started too late." "I'm not very bright." "I used to be a bad bootblack." "Don't give up now." "Tetsu is waiting for you." "A mother has to be strong." "What's the matter?" "I'm crying over nothing lately." "SONG CONTEST" "Cheer up!" "You're next." "Very good!" "I'll invite you to a meal after the exam." "I wanted to cut some hair even if it was only once." "Poor Chako!" "I'm sorry." "Thanks for inviting me." "Thanks." "Thanks." "Good night." "Good night." "Goodbye." "Give him a good smacking sometime." "A fatherless boy gets spoiled." "I bought him some underwear." "Take a bath now." "The water is overflowing." "No, you first." "But you can't be late tonight." "No, tomorrow is the exam." "Take a bath with Tetsu." "Let you mother see you nude." "Cheer up!" "Good luck!" "Do you have an ideal man?" "An ideal man?" "Yes." "Who?" "How is he?" "My father." "I wasn't talking about that." "I'm serious." "I like Popeye." "Popeye?" "That old guy?" "You look like him." "You're that type." "Popeye?" "Well, I like him." "What a romantic night!" "What a poetic night!" "Is the water too hot?" "No, it's perfect." "What did you do to your hair?" "Why did you cut it?" "What's the matter?" "Why are you crying?" "My hair is gone!" "No, it's not, it's all right." "It's too short." "It'll grow." "I can't do locks." "Don't be foolish." "Be a good girl." "You've helped aunt Noriko so she can pass her exam." "She had a bad time during the war in Manchuria." "Now she must work hard, Tetsu's father has died." "Let her have your hair." "I don't believe you're a heartless girl." "I always repeat myself:" "You have dad..." "You have a mom and dad." "So be good to Tetsu." "Don't complain about your hair." "The sky is very blue in October." "The fireworks are gorgeous on a beautiful day." "I'll never forget this day for the rest of my life." "My gift." "Wash your hands and go eat." "Please, be reasonable." "I've arranged everything for you to go to the hospital." "Don't be silly!" "Your life is worth much more than money." "But we have no money." "Think about it." "If we borrow money, we'll be poorer still." "Listen, dad." "You've always told me what to do, but now I'm telling you." "No!" "I'm asking you." "Please, do what I ask just this one time." "Shut up!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Dad!" "Toshiko!" "What's the matter?" "Call a doctor!" "Dad is dying!" "Dad is dying!" "FUNERAL" "My heartfelt condolences." "He was looking fine." "Can you manage with the funeral costs?" "And your man?" "He was killed in the war." "My son died in combat." "My husband died in an air raid." "The survivors have the worst lot." "It's true." "Will this be enough?" "It will have to be." "Cheer up!" "From now on, you must work and help your mother." "That's life, we all die sooner or later." "Do you understand?" "Dear..." "Sit down or you'll have a nervous breakdown." "I'm fine." "Can I speak with you?" "Let's adopt one of the children." "Yes." "Their father had agreed when we asked him before." "We're kin." "And it might help her." "And we would love to have a child." "Toshiko, Hisako, Tetsuo..." "It's taken care of." "Thank you." "My friends have lent me this money." "Keep it." "Thank you." "Don't worry." "Cheer up." "May I?" "I'm very sorry about Mr. Fukuhara." "Come here, dad." "Look, he's moving." "My son is alive!" "But yesterday he wasn't moving." "He's dead." "But today he's moving." "Shall I try again?" "You're moving him." "Well, you try it." "It's just superstition." "Not at all." "Rest in peace!" "This can't come to any good." "What's that?" "We're going on a trek tomorrow." "This is called Picasso pie." "Picasso?" "You don't know what's inside." "Toshiko will be surprised." "We'll have this together... at the riverside." "Don't go alone." "People will talk." "But she's my girl." "We're late." "Say "thank you"." "Thank you." "Where's the amusement park?" "Amusement?" "Hello." "Can you dye this hat for me?" "I want it camel brown." "Camel brown?" "Sure." "At once." "Mr. Takaha?" "Thank you." "Teach me how to iron." "I only know how to wash." "It takes five years to learn, but you'll do it faster." "In a year." "Take this skirt..." "First you iron the lining." "You know." "Then, the surface." "You need experience." "Mistakes are good for learning." "The seams and the belt on the side." "These are the key points." "You have to handle the iron... gently and use your shoulders." "You can't iron with just the hands." "You'll see." "You try it now." "We women are not that strong." "You'll do all right." "Depends on the cloth." "My husband never let me iron, though it seems easy." "It's not." "You need technique." "It's hard work at first." "You'll learn." "I'll iron this." "Welcome!" "This belongs to grandma." "What is it?" "My kimono." "You need money, sell it." "Oh, grandma!" "I won't live much longer." "I want to help you somehow." "I also have some to sell." "It's a little gift." "She's so hard headed and insistent." "Take it." "And the children?" "They've gone to the am... something called... am..." "Amazing." "Yes, amazing!" "Come here." "We'll eat here." "Try not to spoil the mood." "Understand?" "What's a mood?" "It's a whispering torrent." "A fragrant wind." "Smells like pie!" "The Picasso pie." "It's a giant pie!" "A ghost!" "How artistic!" "Really?" "It has cream, honey, marmalade, sausage and curry." "Tetsu!" "Give it to me." "I'll take it to mom." "Here's your food." "I've heard your mother is going to get married." "To the man who works with you." "To Uncle Prisoner?" "Who said that?" "The neighbors." "No!" "Women are not happy without a man." "Have a drink." "Thanks." "I wish I could pay you more." "This is for today." "I'll help you learn." "Thanks." "Welcome home." "Look!" "Did you catch it?" "How nice!" "Are you hungry?" "Did you like the countryside?" "There was a large pond." "Did you have a good time?" "Thanks a lot." "See you tomorrow." "Goodbye." "Listen." "Your uncle came by today." "He wants you to become his daughter." "No!" "They don't have any children." "And they'd like one." "Their son died in the war." "Dad agreed some time ago." "When your brother was still alive." "Uncle can send you to the institute." "I think it will be better for you to live with them." "You're not a baby anymore." "Don't just think of yourself." "Think about other people's happiness." "When I was fourteen, I was a maid." "And stayed on the job until I married dad." "It was a good experience." "Think about it." "Mom." "Are you still awake?" "Mom." "Yes." "I'll work..." "I'll do dad's job so..." "What for?" "Come, sleep now." "Your hands are rough." "Do you like them?" "No!" "Mom, let's make some warm coats for ourselves next year." "One coat for mom, one for Chako, another one for Tetsu." "And a green one for me." "You wanted to say it." ""Next year is always next year."" "Hello." "Noriko!" "How did the exam go?" "I passed." "Congratulations!" "I owe a lot to Chako." "Thanks a lot." "It was nothing." "Shoes for all." "So many?" "Thanks." "I'll treat the kids to the movies." "Are you rich now?" "I haven't gone for years." "Neither have I." "There's a good movie on." ""Tragic Love"." "The sign said: "Bring hankies"." "We'll close up the shop early today." "Finish quickly." "This soap is very strange." "How odd!" "Let's see the hat." "It's not the soap." "Should I add in the dye?" "Yes, it's the dye." "Don't add it in." "I did." "What's wrong?" "It's not camel brown." "It'll brighten up when it's dry." "But it will be brick red." "Take the color out." "It's not worth it." "The hat is too old." "I'm sorry, it was my fault." "It doesn't matter." "Let me, I'll fix it." ""Failure is the root of success"." "But I'm in a spot." "Don't worry." "It's a miracle that the hat kept its shape." "But... the scarf too." "Crying won't help." "I said it doesn't matter." "Let's finish." "THE END" "It was very nice." "I cried a lot." "What happened to your cheek?" "The dye!" "Let's go home." "We'll have some noodles with tempura." "Tempura!" "What a strange color!" "I said I wanted it camel brown." "This color is the latest winter fashion." "I can't change it." "I'll offer a discount." "A light color will not do." "It's "la mode"." "Isn't it weird?" "No, it's very "chic"." "All right." "Thank you." "I'll pay you later." "Thanks." "That kind of man likes foreign languages." ""La mode" or "chic"." "Irresistible words." "It's one of the tactics." "Maybe he won't return." "He will." "But he hasn't paid the bill." "He's made a fool out of us!" "Toshiko, you've got to learn how to wash." "I wish dad could teach me." "You're like a badly baked pie." "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "What's happened?" "Nothing." "How strange!" "Toshiko!" "Tell me what's happened." "You said my mother should marry" "Mr. Kimura." "You also said I couldn't make her really happy." "It's true." "Widowers should marry again." "Men do it." "Why not widowed women?" "And the children?" "They can talk about it and reach an agreement." "You can't ask her to sacrifice herself." "She's human too." "You can't tie her down." "Don't get angry with me." "You'll never feel lonely with me." "It's a new scarf." "And very expensive." "You can't blame just the soap." "It's badly made." "I'm sorry." "I'll buy another one." "Another scarf?" "I want one exactly like this one." "I bought it to match my coat." "What are you doing?" "Get out of here." "You only lost the dye money." "But I lost my scarf." "I'll pay for it." "It's very expensive." "I can't now, tomorrow." "I wish uncle were here." "He went home early today." "Mom, sell my kimono." "I caused the problem." "Sell my pants too." "Oh, Tetsu!" "They'll give you a lot of money for my kimono." "You'll have no kimono." "Don't you care?" "Mom." "I've decided to go." "Where?" "With uncle." "Uncle and aunt feel lonely." "They want me to live with them." "Poor mom." "If I go, it'll help her." "I haven't bought rice today... we have some, though." "Silly." "We've had noodles instead of rice." "You're a stupid girl." "It's not good having noodles every day." "And you want to go to school." "I think about my family." "Don't call me silly." "I call you silly because you're silly." "Why am I silly?" "Because leaving is silly." "You're jealous!" "You hit me!" "Cry baby!" "I won't let you leave." "Mom, my sister hit me." "Don't fight in bed." "She says she's going to live at uncle's house." "What's the matter?" "Is it true that you're going to marry Mr. Kimura?" "Everyone is saying it." "No!" "I don't want you to marry!" "Don't say foolish things, you're silly." "I only think of your happiness." "So don't worry." "Chako can go next spring, not now." "We'll go on a trek to say farewell to her." "Put the table somewhere else." "Not like that." "Overlooking the curtains." "Like this?" "Yes." "The chair." "It's a quiet spot." "But..." "Isn't it too big?" "I don't think so." "Good day." "Is the card ready?" "I'm sorry." "We've had a bit of trouble at home." "I'll finish it in two days." "Well, I'll come back." "I'm sorry." "I bought some rice cakes because Chako likes them." "But she's not coming until tomorrow." "OK." "Tetsu, let me have this box." "No!" "Give it to me, please!" "No!" "Stop fighting." "Where's the pill?" "The pill for dizziness?" "I took it." "Why did you do that?" "Mom gets car sick if she doesn't take the pill." "I'm not used to riding in a car." "Hello." "Good Morning." "Going anywhere?" "Chako is leaving tomorrow." "It's the last day." "I was told the other day." "So..." "I brought you a present." "Here." "It's for Chako and her sister." "Thank you." "Thank you." "You wanted some ribbons so badly." "I was going to buy them today." "But it looks like God is looking after you." "For Tetsu." "Thanks for the gifts." "You're like Santa Claus." "But without a beard." "Are you all right?" "Are you OK?" "Are you feeling ill?" "No, but I'm not hungry." "You have it." "All right." "It's delicious." "We had a wonderful day." "Yes, it's been wonderful." "Let her help you with the house chores." "And spank her if she misbehaves." "Come visit us now and then." "Tetsu!" "You can keep it." "What's the matter?" "I forgot something." "Hello." "Good morning." "Is Chako gone?" "Forgive me." "You take care of my son and lose your own daughter." "It was an old promise dad made." "If your son were alive..." "But Chako couldn't go to the institute with us." "I also want to send Toshiko to night school." "And I have to work a lot." "Where's Toshiko?" "Inside." "Hello, Toshiko." "Hello." "Would you do me a favor?" "What?" "There's a hairdressing contest." "If I win, I'll be somebody." "Then I'll marry and open up my own salon." "And who's the fiancé?" "Nobody yet." "And what's the favor?" "Would you let Toshiko be my model in the contest?" "It's very difficult to find one." "Will you cut her hair?" "No, not this time." "Don't touch it!" "Will you sell it?" "Bad boy!" "How nice!" "No!" "Get out of here." "Stand aside." "Look from afar." "Hello, could you wash this?" "Thank you." "Mom." "Calm down." "Toshiko is getting married today." "I don't believe it." "He hair is like a yacht." "A yacht?" "You know, the way brides' hair is done." "Really?" "She's getting married." "But nobody told me." "Maybe they agreed in secret." "But she's only 18." "It's all your fault." "It's not my fault." "You blame me for everything." "It's you who's to blame." "It's too late now." "All elegant brides must look down." "Like this?" "Yes." "What a beautiful bride!" "Yes." "She's grown so fast!" "We're getting old..." "You're a good person, I admire you." "Getting here has been difficult." "I have to take Tetsu." "If I win the contest I'll have more resources." "I'll see if we can live together." "We've always been a load on your back." "It's not true." "You still live in the salon." "But time won't wait." "I mustn't be late." "Must I stay like this for long?" "Don't move!" "Good morning." "I just heard." "I should have come before, but I didn't know." "Congratulations!" "She looks beautiful!" "Where's she going?" "It's just a rehearsal." "She thinks you're getting married." "She's come to congratulate me." "Help me." "I've always said that she'd dress like this just once in her lifetime." "I'm sorry, but she's just modeling for me." "She's not getting married." "I'm sorry." "She's too young for that." "That's what I thought." "How silly of me!" "Se will marry nobody but my son." "Toshiko!" "I'm sorry." "Good bye." "How nice!" "Look, darling!" "There's a bill inside." "I'll go and see your teacher next month." "I have to submit a lot of things." "Wash your hair twice." "Thanks." "Good bye." "Take a break." "Thanks." "You must feel lonely without Chako." "And lonelier still when Tetsu leaves." "Are they pickled?" "Yes." "Delicious!" "Really?" "Time passes so quickly." "Hello." "I've brought you an apprentice." "Thank you." "He's a country boy, and doesn't know much." "But he likes to work." "You won't have to pay him until he learns the trade." "Say hello." "Hello." "I'm Kunihiko Yamamoto I'm 16 years old." "Good boy!" "Is this your first job?" "No, I worked for a fish monger." "When he was a little kid." "Nice build." "Work hard!" "That's what you have to do in the beginning." "I've given him a general idea." "If you need my help, don't hesitate to call." "Thank you." "I'd like to stay here, but... now you know the trade well." "It's more economical to use the kid." "I hope you open your laundry soon." "Yes, I will." "I'll go to Chiba next summer and I'll make a lot of money." "Good luck." "Take care of yourself." "You've been very good to me." "I'll miss you." "Toshiko will have a good husband soon." "I'll live to see her wedding." "Take care." "Thanks again." "Are you never coming here again?" "Be a good boy." "Take care of yourselves." "Good bye." "Good bye." "We're finished for the day." ""FOR MY MOTHER" ""The silent night comes again..." ""And tomorrow, the sparrows..." ""will again sing their happy morning melody." ""Dear mother..." ""My dearest mother..." ""are you happy?" ""I'd like to know." ""Oh, mother...!" ""My dearest mother..." ""I wish you a long, happy life." ""My mother."" "THE END" "Subtitles:" "PH aka scalisto"

"Good morning, your Highness." " Happy birthday, your Highness." " Yes, it is my birthday." "Oha, it is my 21st birthday." "Do you think, just once, I might use the bathroom by myself?" "Most amusing, sir." "Wipers!" "The royal penis is clean, your Highness." "His Highness must be very excited today." "Today is your 21st birthday." "It means you meet your wife-to-be." "How can a man get excited about a woman he's never seen?" "He certainly is quiet this morning." "He looks sad." " Is something troubling you, my son?" " No, Father." "I'm more than the exalted ruler of this land and master of all I survey." "I'm also a concerned dad." "Well, Father ..." "Just a moment." " What is he doing?" " It looks as if he's coming here." "Wait right there, Akeem." "Rose bearers!" "Akeem." "Come sit." "Now, my son ..." "Have you grown a moustache?" "Jaffe, it has been a year." " So, what is it, my son?" " First of all, things like this." " Like what?" " The rose petals." "You're the son of a king, why shouldn' you walk on the petals of roses?" "But if there were no rose petals, I would still be the son of a king." "Then it is settled." "From this day forth, anyone who throws roses at my son's feet will answer to me." "It is not just that, it is everything." "The cooking, the pampering, the dressing, the bathing ..." "Actually, I rather enjoy the bathing, but I'd like to cook for myself, dress myself, wipe my own backside." " And why can't I find my own wife?" " Aha!" "So that's it?" "We've gone through a lot of trouble to select for you a very fine wife." "Since she was born, she was taught to walk, speak and think as a queen." "But what if I don't love her?" "It's normal to feel anxiety about meeting your queen." "When I met your father, I was terrified." "I must admit, I was frightened, too." "I was so nervous, I became nauseous." "But over the years, I have grown to love your father very much." "You see, my son, there's a fine line between love and nausea." "I understand, but when I marry," "I want the woman to love me for who I am, not because of what I am." " And who are you?" " A man who's never tied his shoes." "Wrong!" "You're a prince who's never tied his shoes." "I tied my own shoes once." "It is an overrated experience." "Good morning, your Majesty." "It's another beautiful day in Zamunda." "And, Semmi, what is it now?" "You look especially radiant today, your Grace." "I was remarking to my mother the other day what lovely skin the Queen has." "Semmi, don't you have somewhere you should go?" "Yes, I was about to take the birthday boy for his daily workout." "Excuse me, Father." "And Mother." "Have a good day, my son." "Akeem, what happened to the rose bearers?" "Let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls." "So you can have a woman who will obey your every command, but you'd rather have a woman who has an opinion?" "Only dogs are to obey." "If you love your wife, you'll value her opinion." "Hippopotamus shit!" "You're the heir to the throne of Zamunda." "Your wife need only have a pretty face, firm backside and big breasts." "So you would share your bed, and your fortune, with a beautiful fool" "That's the way it's always been with men of power." "It's tradition." "It's also tradition that times must change." "Get your Royal Engagement T-shirt!" "Step up and get your Royal T-shirt!" " These really are delicious." " Yes, thank you." "Your Majesty." "I am Colonel Issy." "And today, with your blessing, I offer my daughter to your son." "My blessing is granted." "Let the courtship commence." "Pardon me." "Step aside, please." "Coming through." "Excuse me." "Out of the way!" "Greetings, great Prince." "Presenting Miss Imani Issi." "She's your Queen-to-be" "A Queen-to-be forever" "A Queen who'll do whatever" "His Highness desires" "She's your Queen-to-be" "A vision of perfection" "Ah object of affection" "To quench your royal fire" "Completely free from infection" "To be used at your discretion" "Waiting only for your direction" "Your Queen-to-be" "May I talk to you alone for a moment, please?" "Excuse us for a moment." " So ..." " Am I not all you dreamed I would be?" "You're fine." "Beautiful" "But if we're going to be married, we should talk and get to know each other." "Ever since I was born, I have been trained to serve you." "I know, but I'd like to know about you." "What do you like to do?" "Whatever you like." " What kind of music do you like?" " Whatever kind of music you like." "I know what I like, and you know what I like, 'cause you were trained to know, but I would like to know what you like." "Do you have a favourite food?" "Good!" "What is your favourite food?" "Whatever food you like." "This is impossible." "I command you not to obey me." "No." "Are you saying that no matter what I tell you to do, you will do?" "Yes, your Highness." " Anything I say, you'll do?" " Yes, your Highness." "Bark like a dog." "A big dog." "Hop on one leg." "Make a noise like an orang-utan." "I see the two of you are getting along." "Excuse me, Imani, for a moment." "Fine girl, isn't she?" "I told you not to worry." "Father ..." "About this wedding ..." "The guests are waiting, your Majesty." "Let them wait!" "I'm talking to my son." "Come." "Let's go for a stroll." "Hello, Babar." "Time flies." "It seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper changed, and now you're a man who's about to be married." "She will give you much pleasure, don't you think?" "I'm not sure if I'm ready." "I know we never had a talk about this, but I always assumed you had sex with your bathers." "I know I do." "It's not that." "I'm 21 years old, and I have never left Zamunda." "I have yet to experience what the outside world has to offer." " So you want to sow your royal oats?" " No, it's not that ..." "You're right!" "Get out, see the world." "Enjoy yourself." "Fulfil every erotic desire, and in 40 days, you will marry Imani." " But, Father ..." " it is settled." "May I have your attention, please?" "The wedding will proceed in 40 days." "You may go home now." "Good night." "Oha." "Prepare the royal baggage." "My son is going on a trip." "Prepare the royal baggage!" "This trip is an excellent idea." "40 days of fornication." "Semmi." "I have something else in mind." "I intend to find my bride." "What is wrong with the one you have?" "Didn't you want to rip her clothes off?" "I want a woman who will arouse my intellect as well as my loins." " Where would you find such a woman?" " In America." "The land is so big, the choices so infinite." "Where shall we go?" "Los Angeles or New York?" "We'll let fate decide." "Heads, New York." "Tails, Los Angeles." "We go to New York." "But where in New York can one find a woman with grace and elegance?" "A woman suitable for a king." "Queens!" "Mr Frank Oznowitz." "Please pick up a white courtesy telephone." "No one here can know I am royalty." "I must appear as an average man." "I will not say a word." "Halt!" "You dumb fuck!" "Take us to Queens at once." "Do you want to go to Queens?" "Rich fellows should be in Manhattan." "Stay at the Waldorf or the Palace." " Take us to the Palace." " No, I want Queens." "And we're not rich." "We're ordinary African students." "Whatever you say, pal" " What part of Queens do you want?" " Take us to the most common part." "That's easy." "If there's one thing Queens got a lot of, it's common parts." "What does "dumb fuck" mean?" " Is this shitty enough for you?" " Yes, this is perfect." "Fascinating!" "Semmi, look at this." "America is great indeed." "A country so free, one can throw glass on the street." "You must be out of your goddamn mind!" "Listen." "Real Americans." "Sugar Ray Robinson's the greatest fighter that ever lived." " What about Joe Louis?" " "The Brown Bomber"." " That was a great boxer." " You're damn right." "I suppose nobody in here ever heard of Cassius Clay." "He's got a point." "Cassius Clay was a bad motherfucker." "I ain't saying Clay ain't bad." "I stopped liking him when he changed his name to Muhammad Ali." "Wait a second." "Wait a second." "A man has the right to change his name to whatever he wants to change it to." "And if a man wants to be called Muhammad Ali, you should respect his wishes and call the man Muhammad Ali." "His momma named him Clay." "I'm going to call him Clay." " I say Clay." " Get out of here." "He'll always be Clay to me." "I don' care what he change his name to." "Well, then you're a putz." "The three of you." "Three putzes." "You should change the name from "My-T-Sharp" to "The Three Putzes"." " What the fuck do you want?" " We desire a room." "You'd better not be wasting my time." "You got money?" "Come on in, gentlemen." "Yo, man!" "Get the big bag." "Excuse me if I was brusque, but we get boo-boos in here without a dollar." "Obviously, you gentlemen came in on another boat." " We seek meagre accommodations." " Excuse me?" "We require a room that is very poor." "Hey, Stu." "Your rent's due, motherfucker." "And don't pull that falling down the stairs shit on me." "You're conscious." "Every month, the same damn thing ..." "Here we are." "There's only one bathroom on this floor, so you have to share it." "Got a bit of an insect problem, but you boys from Africa are used to that." "And don't use the elevator." "It's a death trap." "This is the place that I was telling you about." "It's real fucked up." "The window faces a brick wall." "I used to rent it to a blind man." "It's a damn shame what they did to that dog." "We will take the room." "Yes." "Behold, Semmi!" "Life." "Real life." "A thing that we have been denied for far too long." " Good morning, my neighbours!" " Fuck you!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Fuck you, too!" "I suspect that these are the people that have stolen our luggage." "Do you want to buy some toothbrushes?" "I've got some real fly personal hygiene products, and a hair-dryer." "Thief!" "Stop thief!" "Come back, thief!" " Semmi, let him go." " Those things belong to us." "It's good we're rid of those things." "Let them wear our princely robes." "We're in New York now." "Let us dress as New Yorkers." " I feel like a complete idiot." " Don't be ridiculous." "You know, you can be all the things you've always wanted to be." "Beautiful, sexy ..." "One, two, three ..." "Soul Glo." "Perhaps I should cut off my prince's lock." "You're out of your mind!" "Joe Louis is the greatest boxer that ever lived." "I'll be with you in a minute." "He was better than Clay, Sugar Ray and that new boy" " Mike Tyson." "He was better than him, too." "He'd whip all their asses!" " What about Rocky Marciano?" " There they go." "There they go." "Every time I talk about boxing, a white man pulls Rocky Marciano out his ass." "That's their one, that's their one." ""Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano!"" "Let me tell you something." "Rocky Marciano was good, but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!" "He beat Joe Louis' ass." " He did whop Joe Louis' ass." " Joe Louis was 75 years old!" "I don't know how old he was, but he got his ass whooped." "Joe Louis came out of retirement to fight Marciano." "He was 76 years old." "Joe Louis always lied about his age." "Once, Frank Sinatra sat in this chair." "I said, "You hang out with Joe Louis." "How old is he?"" "Frank said, "Joe Louis is 137 years old"." "Oh, man." "You ain't never met no Frank Sinatra." "Fuck you, fuck you and fuck you!" "Who's next?" "What's that?" "Some kind of weave or something?" "It's my natural hair." "I've been growing it since birth." "What kind of chemicals you got in there?" "None, only juices and berries." "That ain't nothing but Ultra-Perm." "How do you want it cut?" "Just make it nice and neat." "That'll be 8 dollars." "Tell me, Semmi." "Honestly ..." "How do I look?" "It is time to find your queen." "I've got a secret." "I worship the devil" "See, that's the problem." "I can't find a man that can satisfy me." "Some guys go an hour, hour and a half." "That's it." "A man's got to put in overtime for me to get off." "I'm not interested in a man unless he drives a B.M.W." "Well, you know, baby, I'm almost single." "My husband's on Death Row." "This is the first date Teresa and I have been on since the doctor separated us." "I'm into the group thing." "I was Joan of Arc in my former life." "My name is Peaches And I'm the best" "All the D.J. S want to feel my breasts" "I want to work in videos, but I want to be my own star in the video, because I want to be a pop singer, a rock singer, and write my own songs." "And then I'm going to try an actress, 'cause people tell me I'm a natural" "Then I'm going to write and direct my own stories, produce the movies ..." "I hope you don't mind me coming over and sitting down." "But I've been watching you all evening, and I want to tear you apart." "And your friend, too." "Does every woman in New York have a severe emotional problem?" "I doubt we will ever find your queen." " Mr Clarence." " The boys from Africa!" "How are you?" " Where can one find nice women here?" " You've got to get out and look." "We've been to every bar in Queens." "You can't go to no bar to find a nice woman." "You've got to go to nice places, like the library and church." "Or this place, where I'm going tonight." "The Black Awareness Rally." "There's going to be some fine women there." "Clean girls." "I didn't come here to preach to you today." "But when I look at these contestants for The Miss Black Awareness pageant," "I feel good, 'cause I know there's a God somewhere." "There's a God somewhere." "Turn around, ladies." "You know there's a God who sits up high, and looks down low." "Man cannot make it like this." "Larry Flint, Hugh Hefner ..." "They can take the picture, but they can't make it." "Only God above can make it for ya." "These are the best women Queens has to offer." "Pick one, and let's go home." "Be patient, my friend." "Do you love him?" "Do you feel joy?" "Say "joy"!" " Joy!" " Joy." " Joy!" " Joy!" " Can I get a "Amen"?" " Amen, brother!" "Don't be ashamed to call his name." "Yes, Lord!" "Only God can give that woman that kind of joy." " Make a joyful noise unto the Lord." " Joy!" " I am very happy to be here." " Amen!" "Can I get a "Amen"?" "I don't know what you've come to do, but I've come to praise His name." "Lord, Lord ..." "Girls, you can leave now." "Thank you very much." "There's a God somewhere." "I've got a special treat for you this evening." "A young man, that you all know as Joe the policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"." "I want you to put your hands together and welcome him to the stage." "A big round of applause for Jackson Height's own" "Mr Randy Watson!" "Randy Watson." " That boy's good." " Good and terrible." "And Reverend Brown." "He's been my reverend since I was a little boy, and I love him dearly." "You're a very special man." "Reverend Brown!" "Reverend Brown." "It feels so lovely to be here tonight." "Give yourselves a round of applause." "Give a big round of applause to my band, Sexual Chocolate." "Sexual Chocolate." "They play so fine, don't you agree?" " Some of the good stuff?" "Coming up." " Do you want a Coke?" " Enjoying the show?" " Enjoy, young man." "Sexy Chocolate!" " Goddamn, that boy can sing." " You must be crazy." "Put your hands together for Mr Randy Watson." "Yeah, one more time!" "Randy Watson, how about it!" "Before we go any further, I'd like to thank Mr Cleo McDowell, who's responsible for the fine food and beverage here tonight." "Cleo, I know you're proud of your daughters." "We are, too." "Please welcome one of the organisers of tonight's festivities." "Miss Lisa McDowell." "Lisa, come up here, baby girl" " Work in a plug for the new salad bar." " I'm not mentioning the restaurant." "At least give them the address." "Someone ought to put you on a plate and suck you up with a biscuit." "Black Awareness Week is an opportunity for self -expression." " May we leave now?" " No, wait." "... express himself through song." "In his own unique way, but ..." "The song makes a good point." "The children are our future, and it's up to all of us to provide a place where children can express themselves." "We need to rebuild Lincoln Park." "Ushers are passing with donation baskets, so please - give all you can." "We're happy to get the kind of money that jingles, but we'd rather get the kind that folds." " Donations." "Donations!" " I thought it was the trash." " Stupid ass." " I'll whip your ass." " You tar-black motherfucker." " There's women here." "Calm down." "Thank you." " She is wonderful" " Akeem ..." "You can see Lisa, and Mr McDowell, at McDowell's Restaurant, 8507, Queens Boulevard." "Your first job every morning will be to sweep this walkway." "Then I want you to wash all the windows." "Real good, too." "And don't leave no streaks." "What are you doing?" "Get the hell out of here before I bust that camera!" "Me and the McDonald's people, we've got this little misunderstanding." "See, they're "McDonald's"." "I'm "McDowell's"." "They've got the golden arches." "Mine are the golden arcs." "They've got the Big Mac." "I've got the Big Mick." "We both got two all -beef patties, sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions." "But they use a sesame seed bun." "My buns have no seeds." "I've got it." "You've got to mop the food-prep area twice a day." " Do you know how to mop?" " Yes, of course." "There you go." "Don't use the bucket." "It'll just confuse you." "When you get through here, you take out the trash." "Come with me, I've got an easy job for you." " Hi!" " Hello." "Hello." "Hi ..." "I am Akeem." "It's nice to meet you, Akeem." "I've been placed in charge of garbage." "Do you have any that needs disposal" "No, it's totally empty." "When it fills up, don't be afraid to call me." "I'll take it out urgently." "That's good to know." "When you think of garbage, think of Akeem." "Well, I have to get back to my sanitation duties." "Maybe we will have a chance to talk again on a professional level" "Goodbye, Akeem." "Darryl You're looking sharp." "How about a Mick-Shake?" "I believe strawberry is your favourite." "Straw." "Lisa's in the back." "She's waiting for you." "Come on." " How's everything at Soul Glo?" " Fine." "Our home weave products are really taking off." "Dad isn't using the tickets for the Jets game." "I thought you might enjoy them." "That's very considerate of you." "Thank you!" " Lisa!" "Look who's here, honey." " Hi!" "You two kids have a good time, you hear?" " Ready?" " Sure." "I want to ask you something." "At the rally, someone stuck a large amount of cash in one of the boxes." "You wouldn't happen to know who that was, would you?" " Well, I ..." " I thought it was you!" "You know me." "Anything for the kids." " Hi, guys." " Hello." "I got four tickets to the St. John's game." "Maybe your sister can bring someone." "Take care of this, will you?" " Excuse me." " Hey, it's Kunta Kinte." "What can I do you for?" " Can you make my hair look like this?" " Why would you want that?" "I like your hair, it's natural" "I wish more children would wear their hair natural, like Martin Luther King." "You ain't never seen Martin Luther King with no messy curls on his head." " I met Dr Martin Luther King once." " You're lying, you ain't never met him." "I met him in 1962 in Memphis, Tennessee." "I'm walking down the street minding my own business." "I walk round the corner, and a man hits me in the chest." "I fall on the ground." "I look up, and it's Martin Luther King." "I said, "Dr King." He said, "Oops, I thought it was someone else."" " You never met Martin Luther King." " He knocked me over." " No, he didn'." " Yes, he did." "Why do you worry about how you look?" "I'm trying to gain the interest of a certain young lady." "I ain't heard no woman give no man no lovin' 'cause his hair looks good." " That's right." " Is this an American girl" "You got to go through her papa." "People don't know that about American women." "Ain't nothing to do with your hair or your pocket." "You get in good with American woman's father, you in good with her." "Get in good with the father, you home free." " Home free." " Like a bird." " Mr McDowell." " What is it?" "Sir, did you catch the professional football contest on television last night?" " No, I didn'." " It was most exhilarating." "The Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay." "The Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong pigskin ball through a big "H"." "It was a ripping victory." "Son, and I'm just going to tell you this one time." "You want to keep working here, stay off the drugs." "Yes, sir." "I don't know how it is in Africa, but here rich guys get all the chicks." " He must work very hard." " The Prince of Soul Glo?" "No way." "He lives off his father's invention." "He can buy her anything he wants." "How are you going to compete with that?" "I'll get it." " Delivery for Miss Lisa McDowell." " I'll take it, I'm her sister." "Would you sign here, please?" " What is it?" " Something for you." "Do you mind if I open it?" " Do you think they're real" " They couldn't be." ""From an admirer." "Not Darryl"" " Somebody's messing around." " I am not." "I don't care how much a man admires you." "He's not giving you earrings like that unless you've given him booty." " Not everybody thinks like you." " They do, but they don't admit it." "Do you realise I have not had sex since we got to America?" "Semmi, look." "There she is." " I'm going to talk to her." " Good." "Tell her you sent her the 500,000 dollar pair of earrings." "She will fall into your arms, and we can leave this god-forsaken place." " I cannot do that." " Do something." " Do not worry, I have a plan." " To mop your way into her heart?" " That's not fair." " Nor is me doing manual labour." " I'm badly in need of a manicure." " Listen to you ..." ""I'm badly in need of a manicure."" "Are you going to say something?" " Hey, Akeem!" "This is my sister, Patrice." " Hello, how are you?" " Akeem's from Africa." " What are you doing in New York?" " I'm a student." " What school are you going to?" "I go to the University." "Which one?" "The University of the United States." "I've never heard of that." "It's a very small university." "We don't even have a basketball team." "Really?" "We've got an extra ticket for the St. John's game." "Want to come?" "Yes." "You can double -date with me and Darryl" "In his face!" "In his face!" "Yes!" "In the face!" "Why don't you take off your jacket, Akeem?" ""Put it in the face," right?" "I like this." " Isn't that better?" " Yes, thank you very much." "Wearing clothes must be a new experience for you." " Are you able to follow the game?" " Oh, yes!" "I'm following the game quite well." "What kind of games do you play in Africa?" "Chase the monkey?" "No, we play football." "I believe you call it soccer." "Yeah, right." "Soccer." "That's a real cute sport." "Especially the way you bounce the ball off your heads." "I don't like any sport where you don't use your hands." "Yes!" "Yes!" "What are you doing?" "It's just the half-time?" "This is my favourite part of the game." "Will you excuse me for a moment?" "Excuse me." "I'll be back in a minute." "Oh, my goodness!" "Oh, my goodness, it is you!" "I cannot believe it." " Greetings, your Highness." " Please, stop bowing." " I am a loyal citizen of Zamunda." " You will spill your beverages." "This is the greatest day of my life." "It was very nice meeting you, too." "Excuse me." "Please!" "Please, may I just have my picture taken with you?" "I will cherish this experience for the rest of my life." "For the rest of my life." " Who was that?" " Just a man I met in the restroom." " Why don't you quit this job?" " Because I like it here." "But you're my lady." "My lady doesn't have to work." "I'll take care of you." "Get you anything you want." " What can I get you?" " Nothing." "I'll get you some ... coffee." "I'll be right back." "Hey, Akeem." "Did you have a good time at the game?" "Yes, I did." "I hope Darryl didn't offend you." "He can be pretty obnoxious." " He cannot help it." " Sit down, take a break for a minute." "You're an unusual guy." "I've never seen anybody take so much pride in mopping a floor." ""He who would learn to fly must first learn to stand and walk."" ""One cannot fly into flying." That's not mine, that's Nietzsche's." "That's what I mean." "The guys that work here don't quote Nietzsche." "Everybody shut up and do what I say." "Get the money out!" "Stay cool, nobody gets hurt." "Take the money out!" "All of it." "Don't stall me, fat boy." "Let's go." "Come on!" "You're wasting my time." "Come on!" "Anybody move, I'll blow your fucking head off." "What are you looking at, buddy?" "Come on!" "Stop stalling." "Come on." "Don't stall me." "All of it!" " Come on!" " Excuse me for a moment." "It would be wise for you to put the weapon down." "Who is this asshole?" "Please refrain from using any more obscenities in front of these people." "I've warned you." "I'll be forced to thrash you." "Fuck you!" "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros' pizzle." "Hey, fellas." "I'm real proud of the job you did in there today." "We've been hit by that guy five times, but I don't think he's coming back, thanks to my African connections." "Leave Sunday night open." "I'm having a get-together at my house." "You see?" "He has accepted us as equals." "OK, fellas." "Give them a ticket, take their keys and park the cars down the street." "When you're finished, come inside and help out in the kitchen." "Akeem, I want to show you the inside of McDowell's little castle." "This here is my showplace." "It pretty much speaks for itself." "When I grew up, nine of us lived in a shack no bigger than this room." "And look what I have today." "I only wish Mrs McDowell could have lived to see it." " You have a fine house, sir." " Thank you." "In 20 or 30 years, with hard work, maybe you could have a place like this." " That would be something." " Wouldn't it?" "This is where you're going to be working tonight." " Ever open a champagne bottle?" " I have seen it done before." "Make sure you keep all the glasses full." "I'd better get dressed." "Make yourself comfortable 'til the guests arrive." "I love the Lord." "Do you understand what I'm saying?" "I love the Lord." "And if loving the Lord is wrong, I don't want to be right." "Hi, Mike." "Good to see you." "Enjoy, drink up." "Lots more where that came from." "Hey, Randy!" "Good to see you." "Watch out for this guy." "Big Ed, my man!" "You know, I can appreciate the way you handled that dude with the gun." "I would've helped you out, except ..." "I had a cup of coffee in my hand." "You understand, right?" "I bet you learnt all that stuff fighting lions and tigers and shit." "Yes, where I'm from, we have to be very aggressive." "I'm all for that." "Especially with women." "They may not admit it but they all want a man to take charge." "Tell them what to do." "That's one of the things I want to talk to you ..." "Darryl, your mother gets lovelier every time I see her." " Cleo, I'd like to talk to you alone." " Sure." "Excuse us." " Mum, Dad, Grandma ..." " Sure, son." "I like the fries better at McDonald's, but I'd never tell Mr McDowell that." "Make sure everybody's glass is kept full." "We're about to make a very special announcement." "May I have everyone's attention, please." "Mr and Mrs Jenks, would you join me?" "Mother Jenks, you come up here, too." "I've just heard some news that makes me a very happy man." "Semmi, please ..." "Champagne." " Thank you." " Thank you." "Okay, get going." "Get out of here." "Go on." "As you know, Darryl and Lisa have been going together for quite some time." "I'm pleased to announce that Darryl just popped the big question." "And Lisa happily accepted." "So as it turns out, this has become an engagement party." "Amen!" "Praise the Lord." " Married?" " To the bride and groom." "To the bride and groom!" "To the bride and groom." "I want you and that young man to tie that knot." "I'll pray for you." "And I want you to hold on to God's unchanging hand." "'Cause he helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho." "And he helped Daniel get out of the lion's den." "He helped Gilligan get off the island." "Lord!" "I want to talk to you, now!" "The next time you and my father plan my life, let me in on it." " It's not like ..." " Don't touch me!" "But baby, it's our engagement party." "Thanks." " Would you like some champagne?" " No, I don't feel like celebrating." "Wait." "Sit down and keep me company." "If you're going to hang out with me, you've got to loosen up." "I can be loose." "See?" "Much better." " Are you all right?" " I'm fine." "But I won't be pressured into marriage, not by Darryl, my father or anybody." "I understand." "In my country they arrange marriages, but no one should marry out of obligation." "You're right." "How could I even have considered marrying a guy like Darryl" " I wondered the same thing." " He made me so furious back there." " Do you think I overreacted?" " The first reaction is often correct." "You're very easy to talk to." "I feel like I could tell you anything." "Hey, Akeem." "We need some more champagne over here." "I almost forgot that I was here in a domestic capacity." "Thanks for listening to me, Akeem." "I really appreciate it." "Anytime, Lisa McDowell." "Hey!" "Be careful" "I think my sister likes you." "Semmi!" "Semmi." " Come, you're going to be late for work." " So what if I am?" "We cannot anger Mr McDowell." "Things are going so well with Lisa." "I do not care." "I'm not going to work today." "Yes, you are going to work today." "I'm sick of living like a peasant." "Look at this filth." "Do you want to live better?" "Fine." "Fix this place up." "But you are going to work today!" " Hello!" " Hi!" "I started on clean-up just like you guys, but now ..." "See, I'm washing lettuce." "Soon, I'll be on fries." "Then the grill." "In a year or two, I'll make assistant manager and that's where the big bucks start rolling in." "Just two years, huh?" "Maybe I've stayed with him because everyone expected me to." " You must be tired of my problems." " No, not at all." "I feel like I owe you a favour." "Come to my house and I'll fix you dinner." "Patrice will be there." "Let's go to my house." "I'd like to cook for you." " You cook?" " I dabble a little, yes." "Great!" "Tell you what, I'll buy the groceries." "Fine." "But I have to warn you." "My home is very poor." "I don't care about that." "I'd love to see where you live." "Welcome to my humble abode." " What's wrong?" " Nothing's wrong." "Everything's fine." "Excuse me for a moment, please." " What have you done?" " You told me to fix up the place." "I should kill you!" "I'm supposed to be a poor man." "Akeem?" "Akeem." " Is everything all right?" " Everything is fine." "Excuse me, I have to tidy up." "What are you doing?" "For God's sake, do not take my pocket money." "If you have no more money, you can cause no more mischief." "You are being unreasonable." "If you have ruined my chances with Lisa, I will never forgive you." " I'm very sorry." " Can we go in now?" " No, we cannot." " Why not?" "There's a big rat inside." "I think there is no rat." "You're so ashamed of your apartment you can't even let me see it." "Once again, you have judged correctly." " If it bothers you, we can go out to eat." " That would be much better." "Excuse me for a moment, please." " What did you give him?" " I just gave him some pocket change." " Randolph ..." " Leave me alone, Mortimer." "Randolph!" "Randolph!" " I'm still not talking to you." " Look!" "Mortimer, we're back." "Yeah!" "To America!" "Why did you come here?" " To find something special - it's a long way to travel" "No journey is too great, when one finds what he seeks." " Does everyone in Africa talk like you?" " Why, do you not like it?" "I love it." "It's nice to be with a man who knows how to express himself." " Thank you!" " Thank you very much!" "Let's have lunch." "You have the most amazing effect on people." " No, I don'." " Take the guy at the basketball game." "People love you." "I bet where you're from, women throw themselves at your feet." " Why do you say that?" " You have an inner glow." "You're above anything petty." "It's almost regal" " What did you do back home?" " I was ... in the family business." " What's that?" " Goat herding." "Yes, yes." "Does it surprise you?" "No, it's just that you seem so educated." "The life of a goat herder is easy, the goats take care of themselves." "Which leaves a man with a great deal of time to read." " Please, let me." " No, I should pay." "Akeem, I wish you'd stop worrying about being poor." "If I wanted a wealthy guy, I'd be with Darryl" "Not you." " Would you like to dance?" " Yes." "What about Patrice?" "I'm not interested in Patrice." "What about Darryl" "I'm not interested in Darryl, either." " Do you actually want to send this?" " Why?" "What is wrong?" "Read it to me." ""To his Majesty King Jaffe Joffer, the Royal Palace, Zamunda."" ""Sire, Akeem and I have depleted our funds."" ""Kindly send 300,000 American dollars immediately,"" ""as we are in dire straits." "Your humble servant, Semmi."" "Semmi." " Should I make it 400,000?" " Do you think that'll be enough?" "You are right. 500,000." "As long as you're asking, why not go for a cool million?" " Don't you think that's too much?" " Nah." "Okay, what's going on?" "Patrice ..." "I came to see Akeem." "What are you involved in?" "You can't afford this on your salary." "Someone to kiss Someone to miss" "When you're away Through here, gone each day" "To be loved, to be loved Wow!" "What a feeling" " Quiet!" "People are trying to sleep." " Some wish to be a king or a queen" " Some wish for fortune and fame" " Shut up!" "But to be truly, truly, truly, truly loved it must mean all of these things" "Someone to care Someone to share" "Lonely hours and moments of despair" "To be loved, to be loved Wow!" "What a feeling" "Semmi, I just had the most wonderful ..." "Hi, Akeem." "Semmi told me everything." "Sorry things didn't work out between you and me, but you understand." "Goodnight, sweet prince." "Remember, you must not tell a soul" "Your secret is safe with me, your Highness." "Bye ..." "If you're the prince, then who am I" "My servant." "They smell good." "Darryl must be spending a fortune on flowers." "Stay out of this, Dad." " Where are you going?" " To a museum." "With Akeem." " I don't like that one bit." " What's wrong with Akeem?" "You told me yourself." "He's a goat herder." "Why don't you marry Darryl He dresses nice, he treats you good." "You only like Darryl because he's rich." "I don't want you to have to struggle like your mother and I did." "I know." "Bye, Daddy." "Come in." " You boys wanted to see me." " We would like to change apartments." "Goddamn!" "What the hell have you done in here?" "My friend Semmi has altered the apartment, so we would like to change." "This stuff ain't hot, is it?" "No, but I'm bringing a young lady up, and she can't see me living like this." "I'll let you boys stay in my apartment and I'll move up here." " Does your apartment look poor?" " It's a real shithole." "You'll love it." "Here are the keys." "It's apartment 1A." "Downstairs." "First floor." "Thank you, you're too kind." "Semmi, move our things." "I have a date with Lisa." "Isn't that wonderful" "Who in the hell is that?" "What's up, brother?" "You're a little late for the Christmas pageant." "I'm King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda." "Have a seat." "Chair number two will be ready in a second." "This is beautiful What is that - velvet?" "I have come for my son Akeem." " Who?" " You know, Kunta." " The boy upstairs." " He live upstairs on the fifth floor." "Who's going to clean up the flowers?" "You may enter." " You are not Akeem." " I know that." " What is this?" " A photograph." "What is this "McDowell's"?" "It's a place over on Queens Boulevard." "I think he works there." "My son works?" "!" " Where is he now?" " He moved to apartment 1A." "Your Majesty." "What are you doing here?" "I received your telegram." "Where is Akeem?" "He went out." "How was your flight?" "Comfortable, I trust." "Your job was to look after Akeem." "How could you let this happen?" "Akeem will not listen to me, he's gone quite mad." "Semmi ..." "You've disgraced yourself, and you must be punished." "You will confine yourself to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria." "See that he puts on some decent attire." "And bathe him thoroughly." "Thank you, your Majesty!" "Look, Zamunda!" "That's where you're from, isn't it?" " What's it like?" " It's the most beautiful place on earth." "The people are very friendly, and you ..." "You, they would treat like a queen." "People will see us." "Then let them see." "Lisa ..." " Let us go." " Now?" "Yes." "Right now." "Darryl, come by the house tonight." "About 9 p.m." "Lisa will be home by then." "Don't worry about it, we'll work something out." "Okay, see you later." "There's some people here to see you." " Are they from McDonald's?" " I don't think so." "What can I do for you?" "This is King Jaffe Joffer, ruler of Zamunda." " He's searching for his son Akeem." " Your son?" " Yes, my son, the Prince." " Prince?" "Are you serious?" "Prince Akeem is the sole heir to the throne of Zamunda." "I knew there was something special about that boy." " Can you tell us where he might be?" " He's out with my lovely daughter Lisa." "I'm staying at the Waldorf-Astoria." "When you see him, call me." " I'll tell him you're here." " No." "Do not alert him to my presence." "I shall deal with him myself." " For your trouble." " Thank you, your RoyaIness." "A prince!" "Wait!" "We cannot go in." "Why not?" "Wait in the car." "I will be right back." " We must leave." " I don't care about the apartment." "It's not that." "I feel like I'm rushing you." "No, you're not." " It's better if we take our time." " But I want to." "It's better if I take you home." "Look who's here!" "Akeem, it's good to see you." " It's good to see you, too." " Have a drink." " I have to get going, Mr McDowell." " You have time for one drink." "Get out of here, dog." "We don't spend enough time talking." "Perhaps some other time, I have to get going." "Sit down, I'll be right back with that drink." "King Jaffe Joffer's room, please." "Hello, King." "Cleo McDowell here." "Both the kids are here, together." "2432 Derby Avenue, Jamaica Estates." "Right." "King, I was wondering if ..." "Hello, King?" " I really have to go, sir." " No." "Have a seat right here." "Did you want ice in that?" "Excuse me, I'll be right back." " Who was that?" " Jehovah's Witness." "Excuse me." "She doesn't like you anymore." "Get that through your greasy head!" "But you told me to come over." "Now, where were we?" "I warned you, didn't I?" "Dottie, get him!" "I appreciate your hospitality, but I have to get going." "You can stay a little while longer." "I just put some delicious hors d'oeuvres in the oven ... son." "Let me go see if they're ready." " Lisa, I must leave." " Is something wrong, Akeem?" "I'll tell you when the time is right, but now I must go." "Tell your father goodbye for me." " Where's Akeem?" " He had to leave." " He can't leave!" " What is going on?" "And why are you so nice to Akeem all of a sudden?" "I like the boy." " What are you up to?" " What?" "Nothing." "A man's got a right to change his mind." " Daddy ..." " You two make a beautiful couple." " Daddy ..." " He's a real fine young man." " Dad!" " Okay, Lisa." "He's rich." "He is rich!" " What?" " He's got his own money." "When I tell you he's got his own money, I mean the boy has got his own money." "A prince." "He's a prince!" "Lisa, you did it this time." "You hit the jackpot!" "Your goat herder makes Darryl look like a welfare case." "I will get out here." "That'll be nine bucks." "Good news, Akeem." "We've been rescued." " Where are my parents?" " They've gone to the McDowell's." " Come with me." " Where are we going?" "Back to Queens." "Look who's here!" "Come in, come in." "Welcome to Casa de McDowell's." "Come right in." " Where is Akeem?" " He just stepped out." "Probably went for a pizza." "You know these youngsters." "This must be your lovely wife." "How are you today?" "Very well, thank you." "I don't know whether to shake your hand, kiss it or bow or what." "I feel like break dancing." "Come in, have a seat, take a load off." "Your son ought to be back in a minute." " Try the Lazy-Boy." "It's comfortable." " It's very nice." "Put your feet up." "Here you go, King." "Try one of these pigs in a blanket." "They're the frozen kind, but you'd never know it." "You told me my son was here." "My daughter Lisa might know where he went." "They've gotten quite close." "Where is your daughter?" "I must speak to her at once." "Lisa?" "There's someone here to see you." "This is Akeem's father." "The King!" "Leave us." " I understand you're seeing my son." " I was seeing him." "So you know about his wife in Zamunda?" " He's married?" " No, but he will be soon." "We've already chosen his bride." "So you see he cannot be serious about you." "Akeem came to America to ..." "sow his royal oats." "Excuse me, I need to be alone." "Are you comfortable, Miss ..." "I'm not sure what to call you." " My name is Cleo." " Nice to meet you." "My name's Aoleon." "Aoleon." "Aeolon ..." "Lisa, where are you going?" "I want you to meet the Queen." " Are you all right, my dear?" " I'm sorry." "I have to get out of here." "What's the matter, baby?" "What did you say to my daughter?" "The truth." "That Akeem could not be interested in her." " How can you be so sure?" " Our son can't consort with such a girl" "Now, wait a minute!" "Oha ..." "You have been inconvenienced, and I'm prepared to compensate you." " Shall we say 1 million dollars?" " No way." " 2 million." " You can't buy my daughter off." " Nonsense!" " Jaffe, apologise to Mr McDowell." "I will not." "The man is beneath me, and so is his daughter." "I don't give a damn who you are." "This is America, Jack." "You say one more word about Lisa, and I'll break my foot off in your ass." " Pardon me?" " What's everybody yelling about?" "Their son, the Prince, loves your sister, but the King can't handle it." "No, he's not." "The Prince is in love with me." " Are you all right?" " Yes, Mother." "I'm fine." "Why are you hugging him?" "He's just the servant." "He's the Prince." "Who told you that?" " You mean Akeem's the Prince?" " Yeah, and he's in love with Lisa." "How come she always gets the good ones?" " Where is Lisa?" " Your daddy ran her off." " What did you tell her?" " It is of no consequence." " We shall return to Zamunda at once." " I will not leave without Lisa." "So you do care for her?" "Mother, I love her." "Then go after her." " Akeem!" "I forbid you." " Put a sock in it, Jaffe." "The boy's in love." "Darryl, what happened?" " Lisa dumped me." " I know." "You poor thing." "The first thing we have to do is get you out of these wet clothes." "Stop!" "Lisa!" "I will be fine by myself." "Lisa, please." "I did not mean to hurt you." "Well, at least I know who gave me these." "You can keep them, 'cause I don't want them and I don't want you." "Just leave me alone!" "Lisa, please." "I love you." "What about the woman you are supposed to marry?" "I don't love her." "Why do you think I came here?" "Your father told me - to sow your royal oats." "I came to America to find my bride." "I came to Queens to find you." "So why did you lie to me?" "Why didn' you just tell me you were a prince?" "I wanted you to love me for who I am." " I'm not sure who are." " I'm the man you fell in love with." "Should it matter that I am a prince?" "It shouldn', but I ..." "Say you never loved me, and I won't bother you again." "It just wouldn't work out, we're too different." "You're royalty, for God's sake." "Do you want me to renounce my throne?" "I will." "I renounce my throne." "I am no longer the Prince of Zamunda." "I renounce my throne!" "Does this make you happy?" "I can't let you do that." "I do not care about my crown." "All I care about is you." "Marry me, Lisa." " So, what do you think?" " Go on, honey." "Take a chance." "Look, I'm sorry." "I can'." "Goodbye, Akeem." "If you're really a prince, I'll marry you." "Look at it this way." "At least we learned how to make French fries." "You're still not speaking to me." " I only want our son to be happy." " And so do I." "Aoleon, please." "It is out of our hands." "The girl told him no." "After the way you treated her, who could blame her?" "Even if she said yes, they still couldn' marry." "It's against the tradition." "Well, it is a stupid tradition." " Who am I to change it?" " I thought you were the King." "Your Highness." "We have not come to that part yet." "Your Highness." "Your Highness!" "Would you really have given this up for me?" "Of course." "If you like, we can give it all up now." "Nah!" "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" "Stop right there." "Listen!" "Stop right there a minute." "A man goes in to a restaurant." "Are you listening?" "A man goes into a restaurant." "He sits down and has a bowl of soup." "He says to the waiter, "Come, taste the soup"." "The waiter says, "Is there something wrong with the soup?" "Taste the soup."" ""Is the soup too hot?" "Will you taste the soup?"" ""Is the soup too cold?" "Will you just taste the soup!"" ""All right, I'll taste the soup." "Where's the spoon?"" "What do you know from funny, you bastard?"

"ALL:" "We are coming." "We are coming." "Where's the camera?" "In my eyes." "When you wear these, they'll transmit a picture back to us and we can see what's going on." "More than that, we've got lip-reading software." "If anybody finds out what I'm doing, it's treason." "Gran always said there'd be trouble." "Did you know that he's got a daughter?" "And now, Alice Carter's got a child of her own, his grandson." "Bring her in." "ALL:" "We are here." "But what do you want?" "We want ten percent of the children of this world." "They want to take them, like they did before, like the man did." "You were there?" "1 965, I gave them 1 2 children." "(BRAKES SQUEAKING)" "This is the location they specified." "A set of instructions coming through on a wavelength combination" "designated 456." "Did they give a name?" "All we've got is that number, 456." "According to our alien friends, in four months' time the virus will mutate." "It's a brand new strain of Indonesian flu." "They claim it could kill up to 25 million people." "All our research seems to back up their figures." "In 1 91 8, the Spanish flu outbreak killed something like five percent of the human race." "I know." "I was there." "Well, this time we're being offered a cure." "They'll send the antivirus in exchange." "How many children do they want?" "1 2." "It's like the sacrifice to the ancient gods." "1 2 virgins." "Just 1 2?" "Sounds like a good deal." "What do they want them for?" "They say they'll live forever." "(SCOFFING) Yeah." "Sure." "Why do you need me?" "Well, assuming 1 2 children can be found, then we need someone to deliver them." "What, in case the aliens are hostile?" "You need someone who can't die?" "Actually, we need someone who doesn't care." "1 965, I gave them 1 2 children." "You just handed them over and hoped for the best?" "You just come with Uncle Jack." "We're gonna go on an adventure, yeah?" "(CHATTERING, INDISTINCT)" "Everyone off." "Here we go." "All right, children, you follow me." "An adventure." "Okay, children, walk into the light." "Do as I say." "What's in there?" "What is it?" "Just go." "Safe, though, isn't it?" "Yeah." "It's safe." "Keep going." "You don't want to be left out, do you?" "Everyone okay?" "Yes, sir." "(RADIO STATIC HUMMING)" "The information's coming through now on the 456." "It's the antivirus, just as they promised." "Good night's work." "Maybe the gods were kind." "Maybe they are in paradise." "No such thing." "You are in every nightmare" "I've ever had." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry." "Gwen!" "Okay, so..." "Give me the gun, Clem." "Stay away!" "GWEN:" "Come on." "You're on his side." "Give it to me." "And he's on their side." "Okay, it's over now." "You're all involved." "Let him go." "He's dangerous, man." "I'm not dangerous!" "We know." "We know you're not." "We know that." "But that's a lie." "Isn't it?" "Isn't it?" "We both know it." "I killed a man." "I am dangerous." "Can I take that?" "There we are." "But it wasn't my fault." "There is something up there." "They do want children." "That man held my hand and took me to them." "(GASPING)" "This is normal, okay?" "This is what he does." "I told you he was going to be okay." "No!" "No!" "Come on." "Clem?" "Clem!" "No!" "No!" "GWEN:" "He's all right, Clem!" "(CLEM STAMMERING)" "It's too much." "You get to shoot first and ask questions later." "How good is that?" "This is too much." "Isn't it?" "Isn't it?" "Watch your head." "Can't believe you didn't mention this before." "They didn't speak through kids back then." "I didn't recognise the signs at first." "That's not what I meant." "They're coming back." "The man who sent me and my friends to die can't die himself." "This is to do with Uncle Jack, isn't it?" "It's a mistake." "We'll be out soon." "Will he get us out?" "Yeah." "In here." "He doesn't know Harkness is his grandfather?" "No." "I suppose it would take some explaining when Mum looks older than Grandad." "I can only assume that you're holding me here as insurance against my father." "But let me warn you, if you've angered him, then God help you." "This from the woman who spent her life running away from him." "And why do you think I did that?" "A man who can't die has got nothing to fear." "So you watch it and you keep watching." "It was a protection racket." "You must have known they'd be back." "I knew it was a possibility." "You still gave them the payoff?" "JACK:" "We had no choice." "Why us?" "You wouldn't be missed." "I can see that." "All this time, the one consolation I had was the deal seemed to work." "RHYS:" "It worked for 44 years." "That's not a bad breathing space." "Why was I left behind?" "What's wrong with me?" "We know they only want pre-pubescent kids." "Maybe it's got something to do with that." "Maybe you were just on the cusp of puberty, not quite adult," "not quite child." "Saved by your hormones." "COMPUTER:" "Everyone follow us, please." "Thank you." "Is this still recording, Ianto?" "I need every second of this." "Yeah." "Hello again." "Before we consider your request," "I have been asked for a point of clarification." "Before we even discuss your..." "your request..." "COMPUTER:" "We need to know exactly what it is that you intend to do with the children." "THE 456:" "Somebody is watching." "Some remnant." "It knows I'm here." "(THE 456 SCREECHING)" "It knows!" ""Somebody is watching."" "I told you, it knows." "Turn it off." "It's talking about the other camera." "It doesn't know about us." "Shh." "COMPUTER:" "The Prime Minister, the leader of the United Kingdom is watching through this camera here." "And he needs to know what would happen to our children if we were to hand them over to you." "THE 456:" "It is...off the record?" "Yes." "THE 456:" "Come in." ""Come in."" "In there?" "With your camera." "Come in." "It's hiding something." "Right." "Is that okay?" "Yeah?" "Mmm-hmm." "Now, you'll be able to hear us and we can hear anything you say." "Okay, hand me a mouthpiece." "There you go." "Don't take it off until the light in the airlock goes green." "Okay?" "Yes, sir." "Camera." "I'll be monitoring you throughout." "Good luck." "Thank you, ma'am." "(AIRLOCK CLOSING)" "(HEARTRATE MONITOR BEEPING)" "DEKKER:" "Air content stabilised." "(BEEPING SPEEDS UP)" "I'm getting three heartbeats." "It's got three heads." "TECHNICIAN:" "No, there's..." "There's three distinct forms of life in there." "Get closer." "(HISSES)" "(CAMERAMAN PANTING)" "No, no, no, no, no!" "Is that a child?" "Where'd it get him from?" "GWEN:" "He's one of the kids from 1 965." "He's still just a child." "Do you think he knows?" "Is he conscious?" "(STAMMERING) What's happening?" "It's Lois." "She's crying." "What have you done to him?" "FROBISHER:" "Get him out of there!" "Get him out!" "Get him out!" "THE 456:" "It would ensure the smooth running of diplo-diplomatic relations..." "John, get me out of here!" "(SPEEDING UP) ...between Earth and the 456-456-456-456 if that previous encounter was kept off the record-off the record..." "What's it saying?" "That's John Frobisher's voice." "What's off the record?" "(SLOWING) It's private-private..." "Get it off!" "(VERY SLOWLY) ...private... (GASPING)" "This is unacceptable." "We do not harm the children." "They feel no pain." ""We do not harm the children." "They feel no pain." ""They live long beyond their years."" "Well, that's okay, then." "But we still don't know." "What does it do with them?" "What does it want them for?" "Bit late to ask now." ""We have answered your question." ""You have one day to select and deliver your ten percent."" "And if we refuse?" "We will wipe out your entire species." "Am I to understand this country has had dealings with these creatures before?" "Apparently so." "I would point out I was only a child myself in 1 965." "Nonetheless, you made the decision only this week, sir, to keep those previous negotiations secret?" "It could be said that perhaps it was, uh, convenient, for the moment, until further consideration." "You will give us all files on 1 965 immediately." "And the United Nations will decide what measures to take against you, Mr Green." "This must have been eating away at you." "Why didn't you tell me?" "I could have helped." "No, you couldn't." "I tell you everything." "Yeah?" "So, tell me, what should I have done?" "Stood up to them." "The Jack I know would have stood up to them." "I've only just scraped the surface, haven't I?" "Ianto, that's all there is." "No." "You pretend that's all there is." "I've lived a long time." "I have done a lot of things." "I've gotta go." "I won't be long." "IANTO:" "You're doing it again." "Speak to me, Jack." "Where are you going?" "To call Frobisher." "I can't make the call from here 'cause they'll be able to trace it." "Is that okay?" "You're the boss." "And just so you know, I have a daughter called Alice, and a grandson called Steven and Frobisher took them hostage yesterday." "You two should get a couple of hours' sleep while you can." "So should you." "(MOBILE RINGING)" "It's Harkness." "Ring Ashton Down, see if you can get a trace on it." "Strong coffee, loads of." "Hello?" "Have you thought about what I said?" "Bit busy, to be honest." "Let me put this right." "Release my family and we can work together." "Give yourself up and they won't be harmed." "JACK:" "I wish I could believe that." "You can." "JACK:" "You've spoken to the 456, haven't you?" "They want more children." "What makes you think that?" "They're onto it now." "Doesn't take a genius." "With them so going public this time, I think they want a lot more." "Millions, even." "If I have to stop you, then I'll tell the world what's really going on." "There's too much at stake not to." "Lost him." "I'll try the Echelon satellite data." "It's gonna take some time." "They'll let us know when they get a location." "He'll be gone by then." "Why don't you get your head down on the couch for an hour?" "Sorry." "Um, the Prime Minister wants to see you." "Take notes." "Facilitate." "Generally make sure it all runs smoothly." "The most important thing is to blend into the background." "No one should know we're there." "Cabinet office briefing room A. COBRA." "Where all the emergency planning takes place." "Gold Command meeting's about to start." "They'll sell us out, just like they did last time." "I'm sorry to hear about your family, by the way." "We'll get them out." "I know we will." "Ladies and gentlemen, it's been decided we're going to make the 456 an offer." "A realistic number, something we can manage," "and then we see what happens." "You mean we're going to haggle?" "What about the military option?" "ODUYA:" "There's nothing to take action against." "Evidently, the 456 must have some sort of base of operations in orbit, but our satellites are showing nothing." "Whatever's up there, it's beyond our technology." "There's a target sat in Thames House." "ODUYA:" "Taking that out would be a declaration of war." "A war we can't win." "That's why I've invited John to address Gold Command." "In terms of managing the figures, what could we offer and get away with?" "We need to know..." "Isn't it, isn't it?" "It's happening again." "My God, they're really gonna do this." "Look, it won't just be Britain, will it?" "The idea is that every country makes a camouflageable contribution." "Can you pass me the FAS file, please?" "SAS?" "Oh, now you're talking." "Right, well, um..." "For a start, there are 21 children in Oakington right now. 21 units." "Unaccompanied asylum seekers awaiting deportation." "FAS." "Failed asylum seekers." "Orphans in '65, asylum seekers today." "There's progress for you." "And no one would miss them." "We need more." "Can you bump the numbers up to 60?" "I think so." "Uh, we could have them all in Oakington by first thing tomorrow." "Thank you, John." "Now go back to Thames House and consult with the 456." "Make them an offer of 60 units and no more." "(PHONE RINGING)" "Hello?" "FROBISHER:" "It's me." "Well, how..." "How did it go?" "All you need to know is there's nothing to worry about." "I'm sorry, I can't explain, but trust me, don't worry." "Well, have you slept yet?" "No." "Are you on your way home?" "No time for that, sweetheart." "I'm afraid it's a matter of utmost national security." "Are you safe?" "Course I am." "You know me, I'm just pushing papers around." "They just need me to make sure all the documentation's in place." "Did the bodyguards turn up?" "Yeah, they're outside." "Good." "Good." "I just wanted to say I love you and I love the girls." "When will you be home?" "Soon." "Look, I've gotta go." "I love you." "(LIFT DINGS)" "I love you, too." "I'm sorry, but we have discussed your demands and we've arrived at a solution that might satisfy both parties." "I've been authorised to offer you one child for every million people on planet Earth." "FROBISHER:" "That's about 6,700 in total." "62 from the UK alone." "THE 456:" "That is not acceptable." "6,700." "Six-seven-zero-zero, that's our final offer." "It's more than generous." "I'll give you some time to think about it." "THE 456:" "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "You are turning this house into a bloody playschool." "Ten quid a kid, more like a charity." "And who's doing all the work?" "It's muggins here, that's who." "I don't see you lifting a bloody finger." "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Oh my God, they're doing it again." "Mica!" "Where's Mica?" "Mica!" "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "What is it?" "Three, two, five..." "What are you going on about?" "...zero, zero, zero." "Lottery numbers or what?" "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Coordinates?" "Grid reference maybe?" "Three, two, five, zero, zero, zero." "Children in different countries are saying different numbers." "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "The children of America are saying," ""Two, three, four, zero, zero, zero, zero. "" "But what is the meaning of "three, two, five, zero, zero, zero"?" "It's confirmed." "325,000 is ten percent of the children... the, uh, units in this country." "Every country is saying a different number, which, in each case, amounts to 1 0percent ." "I think it's fair to say that our final offer has just been rejected." "Okay, thanks, everyone." "Let's take a break." "It's worth considering, sir." "The world's population will be 9 billion by 2050." "That's a two-and-a-half billion rise." "The UK will go from 61 million to 77, every one of them needing" "food and water, a home, transport..." "Rick, Rick, Rick, Rick." "What are you suggesting, a cull of ten percent would do us good?" "I'm just saying, if we need to spin this to the public, and God knows, at the moment, spin is all we can do, then in an age when we're terrified by the planet's dwindling resources," "a reduction in the population could possibly, just possibly, if presented in the right way, be seen as...good." "Sir?" "Anything?" "It's all gone quiet." "All our usual sources from the government, the army, Whitehall, all gone silent." "Whatever's happening in London, no one's breathing a word." "It's about time I found out what's going on." "I'm taking a squad to London." "Are the roads still blocked?" "Only in the centre." "Then patch me through a clear route." "And keep watching for Harkness." "If it's happening in London, then that's where he'll be." "With regrets, ladies and gentlemen, I have to tell you that we're now facing the worst-case scenario." "And right now we don't have time for our discussion on ethics." "I'm afraid the hand-wringing will have to wait." "All we can do at the moment is to address a number of vital and practical questions." "Namely, how do we select the ten percent who would go?" "How would we transport them?" "And how could we sell it to the voters?" "John?" "Well, the selection's not down to me." "Nevertheless." "Practical solutions, please." "Once the selection has been made then my department can arrange to bus all the children to the rendezvous points together, school by school." "My staff are compiling various school databases." "IANTO: "You just need to decide what criteria you'd use for selection."" "Which is out of my hands." "Over to you, sir." "Anyone?" "Might I remind you the clock is ticking?" "It would have to be random." "No one'll believe it was random, not unless some of us are seen waiting at the school gates" "for empty buses to return." "If the criteria is demonstrably fair and entirely random, then at least we could defend ourselves..." "So you're willing to risk your kids to make it look fair?" "Then how else can we choose?" "We could do it alphabetically." "Oh, yes, thanks Mr Yates." "I didn't mean..." "I've got no kids." "I wasn't trying to..." "Yes, no kids and no consequences." "And yours have already grown up." "Let's keep this civil, Denise." "Oh, yes, let's discuss the loss of millions of innocent children" "and let's be civilised about it!" "If you wouldn't mind, yes." "Could we limit it to one loss per family?" "Every second-born child..." "That would take more time." "More organisation." "Time we don't have." "So, it would have to be one school at a time." "Look, I'm going to say what everyone else is thinking." "If this...this lottery takes place, my kids aren't in it." "I'm sure the families of Gold Command would be exempted anyway." "In fact, isn't that official policy?" "Gang of bastards." "Isn't it?" "During a major civil emergency, we're also dealing with deeply debilitating personal grief." "Listen to them." "Hard enough as it is." "I'm right, aren't I?" "It is official policy that our families get protection." "Of course they bloody do." "So, we could have a show of hands." "I hate to be crass," "but in the circumstances..." "Well, who votes?" "Those with kids or those with no interest to declare?" "No one votes." "It's down to me to make an executive decision." "Do you need some time?" "No." "Whatever happens, the children and grandchildren of everyone round this table will be exempt." "What about nieces and neph..." "Don't push your luck." "You seriously expect me to look my brother in the eye..." "We need to limit the number of people who know." "Just give him a condolence card?" "That's the responsibility" "of government, Denise!" "No, the first responsibility is to protect the best interests of this country, right?" "Then, let's say it." "In a national emergency, a country must plan for the future and discriminate between those who are vital to continued stability and those who are not." "And now that we've established that our kids are exempt, the whole principle of random selection is dead in the water, anyway." "Only so far as..." "Let me finish." "Now, look, on the one hand, you've got the good schools." "And I don't just mean those producing graduates." "I mean the pupils who will go on to staff our hospitals, our offices, our factories, the workforce of the future." "We need them." "Accepted, yes?" "So, set against that, you've got the failing schools, full of the less able, the less socially useful, those destined to spend a lifetime on benefits, occupying places on the dole queue and, frankly, the prisons." "Now, look, should we treat them equally?" "God knows we've tried and we've failed." "And now the time has come to choose." "And if we can't identify the lowest achieving ten percent of this country's children, then what are the school league tables for?" "Anyone want to speak against that?" "Then there we have it." "John, you have your criteria." "We've selected the ten percent." "We've got enough evidence recorded here to destroy every person in that room." "And we can use it to force our way into Thames House, finally get face-to-face with this thing." "And get your family released." "JACK:" "Right, everyone know what they're doing?" "What if I can't get Lois to agree to this, Jack?" "She hasn't let us down yet." "Rhys, okay?" "Let's go stand up to them." "Yes, sir." "The government has yet to give a reason why the children have stated a number which equals ten percent of the child population of each country." "(SPEAKING FRENCH)" "All eyes are now turning toward the United Kingdom as we ask," ""What exactly are they hiding?"" "London remains gridlocked in the city centre." "(PEOPLE ARGUING)" "(GROANING)" "(PHONE RINGING)" "(CHILDREN CHATTERING)" "Pipe down, you lot." "Shut up." "Hello?" "IANTO:" "It's me." "Oh, I thought you couldn't call here." "Is it all over?" "IANTO:" "It's only just beginning." "It's Ianto." "Tell him I want my car back in one piece!" "Listen, that column of fire over London." "Did you see it on the telly?" "No, I was watching the other side." "Of course I did, you dumbo." "What's happening?" "The kids said "they are coming", but who's they?" "Who is it?" "Just stop a minute and listen." "Ianto, just tell me, who are they?" "They're from another planet." "They want children." "That's why they're here." "They what?" "They want kids, millions of them." "Why?" "I'm not sure." "Over the next few days, don't let anyone take David and Mica away from you, for whatever reason." "This goes for you people listening in on the wire as well." "Forget the Official Secrets Act." "If you've got children or grandchildren, you need to hear this." "And you need to tell every parent you know." "I've found Jones." "We can assume Harkness is nearby." "Okay, let's go." "Look, I've gotta go." "I love you." "Don't let the kids out of your sight." "I love them, too." "I'm even warming to Johnny a bit." "We love you, too." "Ianto?" "Ianto, are you there?" "What is it?" "What'd he say?" "Come on, Rhi, what did he say?" "You've gotta go now." "You're just getting me out of harm's way, aren't you?" "You don't think I can hack it." "You're the most important part of this whole plan." "Now, go on." "You've got a job to do." "Go on, there isn't much time." "(EXCLAIMING)" "(SIRENS BLARING)" "Long gone." "Move out!" "I've done a sweep of the surrounding area." "Two miles to the south, there's a warehouse area in Battersea." "Used to be an old holding facility for Torchwood One back in the '90s." "Could be significant." "Ianto Jones worked for Torchwood One." "Can you pinpoint which warehouse?" "I'll get on to it now." "We need a cover story, to explain why the operation is happening and to encourage participation." "So the suggestion is we announce that the children will be given some kind of inoculation, a jab to stop them speaking in unison." "We stress that there's no immediate danger, that everyone will be seen in due course." "Then when it goes wrong and the children disappear, we blame the aliens, claim ignorance and face the music." "We say the 456 double-crossed us?" "...double-crossed us?" "(PHONE RINGING)" "Okay, Gwen, we're here." "Take care." "Positive fix, Gwen Cooper." "Torchwood facility warehouse." "(SIRENS BLARING)" "Excellent." "It is the aliens' fault." "That is where the blame should lie, not with us." "We play the part of naive dupes rather than willing accomplices." "We're not willing." "No one in this room is a willing accomplice." "(SIRENS BLARING)" "Roads are clear." "ETA Torchwood warehouse, 45 seconds." "Thank you, John." "Comments." "Anyone?" "This is gonna take a hell of a lot of organisation." "We'll have to stand the police down and put the army in their place." "We barely have time to talk." "We need to get this thing moving." "Then should we reconvene at 1 800?" "Excuse me." "Lois, stop it." "I have something to say." "Really?" "Well, it's nice you want to make a contribution..." "What was your name?" "Lois." "Lois Habiba, sir." "Well, thank you for your hard work, Lois." "It's much appreciated, but this really isn't the best time." "I'm sorry, sir." "I know I'm only supposed to be here to take notes." "But, erm, I am a voter." "Listen, love, this isn't a referendum." "Lois, could I have a word outside?" "No, but it needs saying." "Lois, seriously, not now." "And I'm not just speaking on my own behalf." "Just what we need, a revolutionary." "If you like, sir, then that's what I am." "Oh, yeah, you and whose army?" "Torchwood." "What?" "Don't be ridiculous." "Don't be ridiculous." "GWEN:" "I think she's doing it." "Good girl!" "But Torchwood has been recording all these meetings." "And everything that's been said around this table, every single word, spoken by every single one of you, will be made public," "unless you do exactly what Torchwood says." "Oh!" "Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones." "We're Torchwood." "We've been expecting you." "On the floor!" "Face down, hands on your head." "You traced Ianto's calls, did you?" "On the floor!" "Now that you're here, you can take me to Alice and Steven Carter." "You'll be in the very next cell." "Second thoughts, maybe I'll just have you shot while resisting arrest." "That would be a mistake." "Why?" "Take a look at what we've been recording." "How exactly are you going to make us do this?" "Torchwood's been destroyed." "I'm afraid not, sir." "Right now, Captain Jack Harkness, head of the Torchwood Institute, is in the reception of the MI5 building." "So you're going to stand aside and let him do his job and deal with the 456." "Immediately." "And, uh..." "I think that's it." "What she's telling them is my gorgeous husband has recordings of them all secretly agreeing to sacrificing millions of innocent children to the aliens." "Now, him and his laptop, at this very moment, are in a secret location." "And he's ready to press send and tell the whole world exactly what's been going on unless you do exactly as we say." "Take a seat." "Maybe you'll learn something about the people you've been working for." "Come on, Clem." "I want to feed the live TV pictures direct to this number." "Can you do that?" "I can do it." "I'm Captain Jack Harkness." "I've dealt with you lot before." "I'm here to explain why this time you're not getting what you want." "THE 456:" "You yielded in the past." "And don't I know it." "I was there." "In 1 965, I was part of that trade." "And that's why I'm never gonna let it happen again." "THE 456:" "Explain." "There's a saying here on Earth." "A very old, very wise friend of mine taught me it." "An injury to one is an injury to all." "And when people act according to that philosophy, the human race is the finest species in the universe." "Never mind the philosophy." "What he's saying is you're not getting one solitary, single child." "The deal is off." "Uh, I like the philosophy." "I gathered." "You yielded in the past." "You will do so again." "In the past, the numbers were so small they could be kept secret." "But this time, that is not going to happen." "Because we've recorded everything." "All the negotiations, everything the politicians said, everything that happened in this room, and those tapes will be released to the public." "Unless you leave this planet for good." "You yielded in the past." "You will do so again." "When people find out the truth, you will have over six billion angry human beings taking up arms to fight you." "That might be a fight you think you can win, but at the end of it, the human race in defence of its children will fight to the death." "And if I have to lead them into battle, then I will." "You've got enough information on this planet." "Check your records." "His name is Captain Jack Harkness." "Go back 1 50 years and see what you're facing." "This is fascinating, isn't it?" "It knows I'm watching." "THE 456:" "The human infant mortality rate is 29, 1 58 deaths per day." "Every three seconds, a child dies." "The human response is to accept and adapt." "We're adapting right now and we're making this a war." "Then the fight begins." "We're waiting for your reply." "Action has been taken." "(ALARMS BLARING)" "What have you done?" "You wanted a demonstration of war." "A virus has been released." "It will kill everyone in the building." "Can they override it?" "I don't know." "The building's designed to withstand chemical and biological attack." "Nothing or no one can get in or out." "Happy now?" "(ALARMS BLARING)" "(PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "The air's poisoned." "Call someone." "Shut down the air conditioning." "Block every air vent." "Get gas masks, hazard suits, oxygen cylinders... (PEOPLE SCREAMING)" "If there's a virus, then there must be an antivirus." "Release it now or I'll blow a hole in that tank." "And we'll all die together." "You made your point, now stop this and we can talk." "You are dying even now." "(SCREECHING)" "What's that noise?" "What's it doing?" "(SCREECHING CONTINUES)" "Turn it off, turn it off!" "Clem." "Clem!" "(SCREAMING)" "We've gotta get you out of here." "I can survive anything, but you can't." "Too late." "I breathed the air." "There's gotta be something." "There's gotta be an antidote." "You said you would fight." "Then I take it back, all right?" "I take it all back." "But not him!" "No!" "No, no, no, no, no." "No!" "No, Ianto." "No." "(SCREAMING)" "(SCREAMING INTENSIFIES)" "The remnant will be disconnected." "(HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL)" "(GROANING)" "Okay?" "He's dead." "What about Thames House?" "JOHNSON:" "They can't get out." "(SOBBING)" "It's all my fault." "No, it's not." "Don't speak, save your breath." "I love you, I..." "Don't." "Ianto." "Ianto." "Ianto, stay with me." "Ianto, stay with me, please." "Stay with me!" "Stay with me, please." "Please." "Hey..." "It was good, yeah?" "Yeah." "Don't forget me." "Never could." "A thousand years' time, you won't remember me." "Yes, I will." "I promise." "I will." "Ianto." "Ianto?" "Don't go." "Don't leave me, please." "Please don't." "You will die, and tomorrow your people will deliver the children." "What now?" "Two choices." "Either we go to war against an enemy we can't beat or we go to war against our own people for their own good." "An injury to one is not an injury to all, we have to surrender." "35 million children." "Or 6.7 billion people." "Start putting your plan into action." "1 3, 1 4." "(GASPING)" "(GWEN WEEPING)" "There's nothing we can do." "Civilisation's about to fall into hell." "Do you think you're still players?" "GWEN:" "We can try." "Captain Harkness, it's me, it's Lois." "What do we do?" "But you've seen what they do to them!" "WOMAN:" "Where are you taking them?" "GWEN:" "I'm recording this, so you can see." "You can see how the world ended." "(ALL YELLING)"

"♪" "As promised, our beaches are safe once again." "Are safe once again." "We have taken every precaution to ensure that this is the last shark you'll see in these waters for a very long time." "Now, let's hit the water and get the summer started." "Yeah, let's go!" "Mayor!" "Mayor!" "We may still have a shark problem." "Lower your voice, Raymond!" "Don't be an ass." "We don't have a shark problem without a shark." "Mr. Walker says we caught the wrong one." "It's too small." " I've heard that one before." " But what if he's right?" "He's not!" "Besides, Raymond, we never hired him." "He doesn't work for us, remember?" " Well maybe we should." " Maybe he should take his over-priced services somewhere else." "Somewhere that actually has a shark problem." "Somewhere that actually has a shark problem." "He says the public has a right to know." "Where is that son of a bitch?" "Now, you see here, you son of a bitch!" "If you think for one second I'm going to stand by and allow you to spread wild rumors to the press about another sh ...shark, you're stupider than I thought!" "Why is it you people never listen?" "I hate the damn ocean." "Are we clear?" "Look!" "Cindy!" "Cindy!" "Okay, come on..." " Behind you!" " Ahh!" "Hi!" "I don't think we've met." "I'm Chase Walker." "There's someone at the door." "Go away!" "All right, all right!" "Well, hello." "Hmm." "Chase Walker?" "Hmm." "Chase Walker?" "Oh, look, I'm sure I'm not the father," "I'm always very careful that way." "We can all be thankful for that." "Well, hey, wait!" "Where are you going?" "We were just getting to know each other." "Be ready to go in 10 minutes." "I'm ready to go now." "Where are you going?" "To where the sharks fly, sweetheart." "Go back to sleep." "You deserve it." "You know, it's been over 10,000 miles, and I still don't know anything about you." "I think we should probably keep it that way." "Come on, I don't even know your name." " Do you ever stop talking?" " One of my many charms." "What can I say?" "It's Jasmine." "Jasmine..." "I like that." "You know what I love about South Africa, Jasmine?" "That none of the girls here know anything about you?" "That none of the girls here know anything about you?" "Ha!" "Good one." "But no." "I love South Africa because I'm here getting to know you." "Okay, look, you can cool it, all right?" "I'm not one of your little beach girls that's gonna fall for your endless supply of cheesy lines." "You know, there's a lot to be said for learning how to take a compliment." "So..." "Is Jake house-sitting or what?" "Hell of a view, wouldn't you say?" "Not really my taste, but whatever floats your boat." "I see you're still not a fan of the water." "So what gives?" "Did you rob a bank or con some woman out of her fortune, because we both know you're sure as hell not smart enough to make this kind of money on your own." "Yeah, I'd be careful there, Chase." "Things have kind of changed since you and I were kids." "Yeah?" "Sorry to see your face never really got over that awkward phase." "Always a smart ass, eh?" "Always a criminal." "Jake specializes in high-end security transportation services." "There's nothing criminal about it." "There's nothing criminal about it." "I see you have her well-trained." " I am his lawyer." " Okay..." "She's very protective." "Letting a girl fight your battles." "I thought you said things had changed since we were kids." "Trust me, this is one girl you don't want to get on the wrong side of." "Might be a little late for that, but thanks for the tip." "What is it you want?" "The only thing you're good for." "I want you to kill a shark." "You know what this is, Biggs?" "This is a piece of Chase, bought and paid for." "You see, I'm the only man that ever saved Chase's life, and this is from the shark that was gonna kill him." "And this is from the shark that was gonna kill him." "He owes me." "So now, when I whistle, he comes double time." "Isn't that right, Chase?" "There's a great white that ate something of mine." "You're going to get it back for me." "Well, a shark can eat a lot of things." "What are you looking for?" "An old pair of boots, maybe a license plate?" "An old pair of boots, maybe a license plate?" "It's the largest diamond in existence." "It's unsellable because it's priceless." "One of a kind." "Kind of like Jasmine here." "I can assume there was some idiot in possession of this priceless diamond when it was eaten?" "There's a lot of great whites out there." "Just so you know, I kill the wrong one, it's not my problem." "This one's got a big black fin." "Real big." "I've never seen anything like it." "Real big." "I've never seen anything like it." "Couple of notches in the scoop." "You'll know it." "What're you still standing here for?" "We're done." "Next time I see you, I want something bright and sparkly distracting me from that ugly face of yours." "I'm gonna need a driver." "Someone who knows the area." "Whatever." "Hire someone." "That's your problem." "You owe me the favour, remember?" "Yeah." "I remember." "I'll take her." "How much does she charge?" "Really?" " She's off limits." " I completely understand." "A guy like you needs to be careful." "You can't have her spending too much time with a real man." "Okay." "Give it your best shot." "Oh, no." "No, no, no, no" "Take him wherever he needs to go until this thing is done." "Until this thing is done." "I am not a chauffeur, especially not for this moron!" "You're wasting time." "The quicker you find the shark, the quicker you'll be done with the moron." "You've got to be kidding me." "What?" "How dare you!" "Is this going to be an ongoing thing?" "The slapping?" "Because I kinda like it." "Okay, look, I am not some prize in your stupid competition." "Oh, wait, just so we're clear," "Jake's the one with the attitude, not me." ""How much does she charge"?" "Hey, you can't go holding everything I say against me." "We will never get along." "Ha!" "Ha!" "Look, just... get in the car..." "get in the car." "Okay, so what's the story with the shark tooth?" "Ask my brother." "Okay, and who's your brother?" "Jake, ask Jake." "Jake is your brother?" "Jake is your brother?" "Well... not by blood, thank God." "I'm adopted." "No, no, no-no-no-no-no-no-no." "There's been a mistake." "I can't stay here." "Don't worry, Jake's picking up the tab." "Oh, sorry dude." "This is close to the ocean." "I hate the ocean." "I hate the sound of it, I hate the look of it, and I hate the smell of it." "Are you kidding me?" "I never kid about this." "You're in Cape Town, you're practically surrounded by the ocean, and not to mention, you're here to hunt a shark." "Yeah?" "Well, I'm not getting out of this car." "Nope, and I am not staying here." "Now this." "This is what I'm talkin' about." "You are so strange." "All right, I'll need you to pick me up at 7 AM." "Mm-hmm." "We're gonna need a guide, a boat, sonar, a depth finder, GPS, the works." "And don't forget, dive equipment." "And maybe a smaller car." "Pass, pass, pass, pass!" "Yes, yes..." " Hi, excuse me..." " Yes?" "Do you have any rooms available?" ""Rooms available"?" "Around the corner." "Number 6." "Um... you can't see the ocean, right?" ""You can't see the ocean"?" "You're in Langstraat, there's no ocean in Langstraat." "Langstraat." "Enh?" "Come, come, the game is on." "You can't smell it either, right?" ""Smell it"!" ""Smell it"!" "I get a lot of complaints about the smell, but it ain't the ocean, my bro." "Thanks." "Come, come, come." "Come-come-come-come!" "Yes, yes, yes..." "Goal!" "Chase, if you're not out here in the next 30 seconds, you can find yourself another ride, and I don't care what Jake says." "And I don't care what Jake says." "Thanks for the ride." "I had a really great time." "See ya." "Good!" "You're on time." "Ahh, I feel great." "Not even the smell of the ocean can ruin it." "I'm so happy you slept well." "I didn't sleep a wink." "So, where's this guide you hired?" "Shouldn't he be helping us get all this stuff?" "You're looking at your guide." "But this isn't Flipper we're talking about here." "No, no, no, this is a shark." "A great white shark." "And, by the sound of it, a hell of a big one." "I need a real guide, someone who knows what they're doing," "I need a real guide, someone who knows what they're doing, not just a weekend wannabe." "I've been diving these waters for a long time." "Trust me, you're in good hands." "Look, I'm really serious about this, I..." "I think maybe we can make this work." "Okay, so this is the spot that Biggs said his men got attacked." "You don't actually think that this thing is hanging out down here waiting to be caught?" "No, but we've gotta start somewhere, right?" "Right, but a shark the size that Biggs described is probably closer to Geyser Rock, where there's plenty of seals to snack on." "I completely agree." "I completely agree." "So you won't be needing a spear gun when you go down there." "When I go down there?" "Yeah, you know, in the water, under the boat." "Someone has to go look for the diamond, in case the shark didn't swallow it." "No, see that part I understood, but don't you mean, when we go down there?" "I mean, this is your job." "No, I'm not going down there." "Haven't you been listening?" "I hate the ocean." "Oh, fine." "Oh, fine." "You don't wanna go down there, I guess we can just hang out up here until we find something better to do." "I should warn you, though." "I like to sunbathe in the nude." "No-no-no, no, no, really." "I would rather take my chances with the shark." "There's way too much area to cover." "If it's down there, we're never gonna find it." "So you're giving up." "Is that what I'm hearing?" "No, I am not giving up." "But why don't you stop being such a wuss." "But why don't you stop being such a wuss and get in the water?" "I told you I..." "Jasmine?" "Jasmine!" "Jasmine!" "Jasmine!" "Jasmine!" "Jasmine!" "Help me!" "Help me!" "Look who's all wet now." "Is the great Chase Walker at a loss for words?" "Oh, I've got plenty of words, you're just not going to like any of them right now." "You're just not going to like any of them right now." "Chase!" "Behind you." "Oh, yeah, right." "Chase!" "Chase!" "Chase!" "Chase, where are you?" "Chase, where are you?" "Chase!" "Hey!" "Will you give me a hand here or what?" " You okay?" " Phew!" "Oh, man!" "What is it with sharks and boots anyway?" " Yeah, I thought you were..." " Dead?" " Yeah, I thought you were..." " Dead?" "Huh?" "See, you are starting to fall for me." "No, I thought you were gonna kill it." "Well, she caught me by surprise is all." "And as I recall, there was someone distracting me at the time." "Yeah, excuses, excuses." "Oh!" "Don't forget these." "Ugh." "Well, it's all they had in your size, so..." "I'm going to kill that shark just to get my boots back." "Well, it's always good to have a goal." "See you at 7:00-- Oh, and... maybe ask your girlfriend if she can set the alarm." "I'm sure between the two of you, you can figure out how to work it." "Wait a minute." "Look, guys, it's been a long day." "I'm not really in the mood." "Get in the car." "Sorry, man." "It's late." "I'm hungry." "I've got some new shoes to try on." "I've got some new shoes to try on." "My night's pretty full." "Do you know what this is?" "It's the world's smallest violin." "Get in the car." "You're hilarious." "That's an improvement." "Whoa." "On second thought, let's go for a drive." "Where are we going?" "Screw you." "Try again." "Listen, these people..." "You don't know who you're messing with." "Nix, he runs this town!" "Wrong answer." "Come on!" "All right, all right!" "22 Water Street." "At the docks." "See?" "That wasn't so hard." "Hey, violinist!" "Don't go passing out on me, man." "I don't know my way around here." "Aah!" " Not so fast, my man." " It's cool." "I'm expected." "Nix actually sent me his own personal invite." "Really thoughtful of him, really." "You can go and get it in the car, if you want." "Look, just tell him Chase Walker is here to see him." "I have to frisk you." "We were getting along so well." "I understand someone by the name of Nix is interested in having a little face-to-face." "Interested indeed." "Quite the operation you've got here." "Tik, Mr. Walker." "Drug of the masses." "It's always nice to meet a dedicated public servant." "Care for a sample?" "Fresh kill." "Always the tastiest." "It's been a long day." "How about we just skip the theatrics, and you tell me what the hell it is you want?" "Boss, I'm sorry, we asked him to..." "If I'd have known you were going to do that," "I wouldn't have put so much effort into beating him up." "I know all about your arrangement with that little parasite, Jake." " So?" " So... the diamond Jake wants you to find belongs to me." "That's right." "I paid him to steal that diamond from one of his security trucks." "Paid him well." "But it appears he's gotten greedy." "He even had the audacity to kill two of my best men, if you can believe it." "To kill two of my best men, if you can believe it." "Yeah..." "I can see you treat your men just like family." "You're missing my point, Mr. Walker." "You're right." "What is your point?" "My point is, you're a man that enjoys life." "Good food, good drink, good women." "I too appreciate the art of self-indulgence." "As you can see, I have quite a passion for diamonds." "As you can see, I have quite a passion for diamonds." "Just a pretty rock, if you ask me." "Oh, no, no." "They are much more than that, I assure you." "Their great beauty aside, diamonds... are among the hardest substance in the world." "A lifetime of pressure makes them nearly unbreakable." "This is something I can relate to." "This is something I can relate to." "So many people have... tried to take what's mine, tried to kill me, that I've lost count." "I've been shot... stabbed, run over, you name it." "But like these diamonds," "I too am nearly unbreakable." "Are we, uh, getting close to the point where you tell me what it is you want?" "Fair enough." "If you wish to stay alive, you will cut my diamond out of that shark, and return it to its proper home." "Could have just called, told me that over the phone, no?" "Right you are." "I'll be seeing you, Mr. Walker." "I didn't give you my answer yet." "It wasn't multiple choice." "Pick your enemies wisely, Mr. Walker." "Ask around." "I'm a hard man to kill." "Um, do you know any people who..." "Excuse me?" "Do you know what happened here?" " She followed us." " Where the hell have you been?" " She followed us here." " Who?" "Black Fin." "Black Fin." ""Black Fin," what, the..." "What, the shark?" "She killed two people and a dog right here in the marina last night." " Oh, my God." " Now every moron with a boat has gone out there looking for her." "Like we don't know how that's going to end." "So what exactly are we doing?" "I went shopping." "Got us some new toys." "Okay..." "Hey, what happened to your shoes?" "Whatever it was I was picking up on the depth finder is long gone now." "There's a pretty large hunting group headed toward Seal Island." "They're not going to find her out there." "Oh, come on, you don't actually think that this thing is stalking us, this thing is stalking us, that it followed us to the marina." "She was hunting us." "Leaving a message." "A "message"?" "I mean, come on, it's just a big fish." "It's just a big fish?" "Did you know that a shark is the only fish that picks its head up out of the water just to see what's going on?" "They're smart creatures." "They adapt, they plan, they hunt, and they kill." "So, what exactly is it that you're doing?" "They make these devices that mess with their electrical signals and help repel sharks." "I changed the electronics around to help attract sharks." "Smart, huh?" "You changed the electronics?" "All by myself." "Yeah, but doesn't that take, like, physics." "Yeah, but doesn't that take, like, physics or electrical engineering and..." "And maybe you're not the only one on this boat with an Ivy-league education." "All right, now all we gotta do is find the voltage that makes old Black Fin salivate." "So why don't we just chum the water?" "I mean, a shark can smell blood for miles." "Nah, that hunting party is going to have the ocean red with chum." "We need something that'll cut through all that." "Okay." "So what do we do now?" "Now..." "We wait, and we watch." "I mean, come on, you don't expect me to believe that that little black box is..." "Wait..." "Ah." "Well, well, well." "You didn't think it would work, did you?" "I mean, I was just a little bit skeptical, so..." "Maybe if you stick around long enough," "I might prove you wrong on a few other things." "Now, what's going on?" "Well, what are you doing?" "Those sharks were too small, probably makos or tigers." "We need to find the voltage that brings in the big ones." "The whites." "Let's just go the same direction as those other sharks, quarter speed." "Aye-aye, captain." "Aye-aye, captain." "How's it going down there?" "How's it going down there?" "Well, the changes I made should do it." "Should draw her in." "Okay." "Stop the boat!" "Where are we?" "We're in the exact spot Jake's guys were attacked." "Son of a bitch!" "Can anybody hear me?" "Is anybody out there?" "Can you hear me?" "Hello?" "Hello, is anybody there?" "Goddamn amateurs!" "Goddamn amateurs!" "Okay, look, we're not getting anyone because there's too much chatter from that stupid hunting expedition." "She lead them here on purpose." "She wanted to kill them here." "Yeah, okay, that doesn't make any sense, Chase." "She's marking her territory." "Okay, look, if even part of that is true, then that's more reason to go back and get some help." "Okay, what are you doing?" "You're not going in there." "If she were here, we would pick her up on the sonar." " Not if she's hiding." " Hiding where?" "The wreckage right below the boat." "The wreckage right below the boat." "Okay, look, Chase, this is stupid." "You're not going in there." "Chase..." "Chase!" "Don't go..." "God damn it, Chase..." "Chase!" "Woo!" "Now that... was a rush." "What the hell were you thinking, going down there like that?" "Oh, what the hell were you doing down there at all?" "You could have got yourself killed!" "I was worried about you!" "What..." "Ahh..." "Okay, what are you smiling about, you idiot?" "We almost just died." "You've fallen for me, haven't you?" "You've fallen for me, haven't you?" "I have not." "Ha ha!" "No, you've fallen for me, fallen hard." "You know, I didn't think that ego of yours could possibly get any bigger." "I know, it's impressive, right?" "Hey, what are you doing?" "That was just round one down there." "I've got to go finish her off before she kills again." "Yeah, well if you think that I'm gonna stick around and watch you get killed, then you're dumber than I thought." "See?" "You have fallen for me!" "Oh, Jesus." "So... how did a girl like you end up with a guy like Jake, anyway?" "So, why does a guy like you hate the ocean so much?" "I have my reasons." "I'm all ears." "Okay, I'll go first." "Okay, I'll go first." "First of all," "I am..." "I don't..." "I'm not with Jake, I work for Jake." "I happen to be a very good lawyer, and he's in need of a very, very good lawyer." "And the money's not so bad." "Okay, your turn." "I was 17." "I was supposed to go fishing with my father on our boat." "I don't even remember why I didn't go." "He hit a really bad storm." "Never saw him or the boat again." "Never saw him or the boat again." "So now Jake blames you." "He's right." "I should have been there." "Chase, I'm so sorry." "JASMINE!" "Where the hell have you been?" "Nix is on the bloody warpath," "Nix is on the bloody warpath, and you disappear for two bloody days!" "Whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Jake, take it down a notch." "We were looking for your shark." "Thank you, not talking to you." "Where the hell were you last night?" "Excuse me?" "You were with my asshole brother, weren't you?" "Oh, hoo hoo!" "I love it when she does that." "You're done with him." "Now get in the bloody car!" " Jake, you're hurting me!" " Nix has guys all over the bloody place, man, it isn't safe here!" "Jake!" "If you ever wanna get off this dock," "Jake!" "If you ever wanna get off this dock," "I suggest you keep your hands off her!" " You keep your bloody hands..." " You two guys stop it!" "I got this." "You disappear for two days," "Chase doesn't check into his hotel room, what the hell do you think I'm supposed to think, man?" "Stop thinking." "You're not very good at it." "Are you coming or what?" "Where are we going?" " Anywhere but here." " Ha ha!" " Anywhere but here." " Ha ha!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "You think you know who I am, Chase, but you're wrong." "You have no idea what I'm capable of!" "Oh, I've got a pretty good idea what a coward like you is capable of, after what I saw in that shipwreck today!" "Shipwreck?" "Hello!" "I'm in the bloody water, here!" "Get him out of there!" "Get him out of there!" "Sorry, boss!" " You okay?" " Yeah." "It's probably done." "Thank you." "Look at you, all prepared." "I got these from a guy's car I borrowed last night." " Don't ask." " Okay." "What was it that you were telling Jake, about what you found in the wreck?" "Don't you think we've talked enough shop for one day?" "Don't you think we've talked enough shop for one day?" "Cheers." "You know, Jake and I, there's..." "I don't know why he's being such an asshole." "People rarely turn out to be who you think they are." "Well, look at you, being all insightful." "Well, look at you, being all insightful." "Like I said, people rarely turn out to be who you think they are." "I guess I've just spent so many years swimming with sharks of one kind or another." "What you need is a really big knife." "Oh..." "Big knife." "That's it." "All right." "Okay, so, why don't you..." "Okay, so, why don't you... tell me something... about sharks that I don't already know?" "Real ones or metaphorical ones?" "Mm..." "You choose." "The lateral line... runs down the entire length of a shark, allowing them to hear their prey." "All along their entire body." "All along their entire body." "Jake?" "I swear to God," "I'm going to kick the crap out of you." "Damn." "Chase..." "Is that the sound of a couple of love birds I can hear?" "Hey-- Who the hell are you?" "Hey, don't touch her!" "Let me go!" "Didn't think Nix was keeping tabs on you, huh?" "What are you doing?" "Just taking out a little insurance." "Just taking out a little insurance." "Get your hands off of me!" "You see, everybody and their brother's uncle will be out looking for Nix's shark, and that's not good." "Ha ha!" "Hate to think what'll happen if someone finds that shark before you do..." "Before you kill it and bring Nix what's his." "Your girl here, she's got an expiration date." "Yeah, and Nix wouldn't want her going bad." "Get in touch when you've got something to trade," "Get in touch when you've got something to trade," "Mr. Walker!" "Jasmine..." "JASMINE!" "Let me out!" "LET ME OUT!" "LET ME OUT!" "Jake?" "You home?" "You're on my hand..." "Biggs..." "Biggs..." "Thought you were dead." "Do I look dead?" "Kinda..." "Besides the whole talking thing..." "You look really dead, Biggs." "Listen, if you're looking for that two-timing, back-stabbing, low-life, no good" "Son of a bitch?" "Where is he?" "He took off the moment Nix's men showed up." "Sounds like help's on the way." "Biggs?" "How is it, brother?" "Huh?" "Just the son of a bitch I've been looking for." "Oof!" "Ow!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "My gun, we're going to need that" "Ow." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Cool it!" "Cool it!" " Cool it, cool it." " Oh." "You're asking me to cool it after you put a gun to my head?" "Well, look at it from my perspective!" "How do I know you're not working with Nix's guys, huh?" "You know, Mom always said you had trust issues." "Yeah, well, that figures, considering she always liked you better than me, better than her own flesh and blood." "She didn't like me better," "She didn't like me better, she just-- she just didn't care much for you." "You see, now that's just mean." "Okay, okay!" "Come here, come here!" "Well, what did you expect?" "You spent half of high school in juvie." "Yeah, and while I was away, you got all the perks, didn't you, college boy?" "It's not my fault you were such a screw-up." "Or maybe I got into so much trouble because I wanted some attention, huh?" "Did that ever occur to you?" "Did that ever occur to you?" "I could just never keep up with the great Chase Walker!" "Okay, okay, man!" " Just wanna say..." " Oh!" "Aah!" "Huh?" "Huh?" "You okay?" "I think you broke my nose." "Good!" "Good!" "What's the deal with the accent, anyway?" "I mean, you're from Hawaii." "Yeah, well..." "When in Rome, you know?" "You got some serious problems, man." "And I saw... what was going on at that shipwreck." "You cuffing those people for the sharks?" "That's messed up, man." "No, that wasn't me." "You gotta know that that's all Nix's doing, all right?" "I mean, if one of his guys just looks at him wrong, he pops them." "He pops them." "Feeds the body to the sharks to get rid of it." "Ugh..." "Black Fin's protecting her feeding ground." "When I heard where he wanted to meet," "I knew he was going to try to take out my guys, so yeah, we killed all of his guys." "Well, we may need to kill a few more." "Hey, look, I'm really glad you're taking this all so personally, but right now, I just want to get that shark, get my diamond, and get the hell out of here." "I don't think that's going to happen." "I don't think that's going to happen." "Oh, the hell it is, or have you forgotten you owe me?" "Nix has Jasmine." "And?" "And he's expecting his diamond." "Straight-up trade, so either we go get your stupid diamond, or we get the girl." "Well, that's a no-brainer." "Nix totally wiped me out, all right?" "He took everything I have." "Without that diamond, I'm ruined." "All right, fine." "You go get the diamond," "All right, fine." "You go get the diamond, and good luck with that." "I'm gonna get Jasmine." "Whoa, whoa, okay!" "I'm joking." "Hello!" "I'm joking." "Of course, you're going to get Jasmine first, huh?" "But, uh, then we'll get my diamond, right?" "You're dead, you hear me?" "You're dead!" "Nix wants her in one piece." "At least to start with." "Take off her clothes." "Don't you dare come near me!" "Fine, we'll do this the hard way." "If you assholes touch me again," "If you assholes touch me again," "I swear I will kill you!" "It's not us you need to worry about, princess!" "We're just here to get you ready." "Ready for what?" "Nix has got a romantic night planned for the two of you, and he likes his girls clean and proper." "Okay, yup." "Okay, okay." "Good, good, yup." "Oh, yeah, yeah, I like your thinking." "Take them all out from here." "Okay, now, be careful with that!" "Wait, hang on, um..." "You sure this is the smart play, hmm?" "Two of us against Nix's entire gang, I don't know." "Something's not adding up here, Chase." "It's alright, we've got the advantage." "Oh, uh, yeah," "Sorry, how, exactly?" "We've got the element of surprise." "Yeah, they'll be surprised, all right, when they realize it's just two of us." "Don't get your panties in a bunch." "Let's figure out how many of them there are first." "Let's figure out how many of them there are first." "Hey, wait!" "Where are you going?" "Shh." "You're gonna want one of these, first." "No, no." "I'm better with these." "Just watch my back, okay?" "You're gonna watch my back, right?" "Okay, you realize those guys have guns," "Okay, you realize those guys have guns, all right, lots of guns, and they will shoot us on sight with those guns." "Okay, you do it your way, I'm gonna do it my way, and I'm not shooting anyone." "You don't think you could have told me this, well..." "Any time before now?" "You're nuts, you know that?" "Fine, you wanna get yourself killed trying to save that bitch, you be my guest but..." "Don't call her that, you understand?" "Aw, little Chase has a crush." "Ahh..." "Now you've done it." "No, no-no-no, no, no." "IM-4?" "Nice!" "See, if you wanna sneak up on someone, that's the way you do it." "Oh!" " Huh?" " What did I just tell you?" " There they are!" " Oh." "Oh, oh, oh!" " There they are!" " Oh." "Oh, oh, oh!" "Here!" "Here!" "What the hell was that?" "We were supposed to surprise them." "Well, did you see the look on their faces?" "I think those two were surprised." "Hey, hold the door!" "Hey, hold the door!" "What?" "What are you doin'?" "Hey!" "Easy with the guns already!" "You know, I think it's about time you start respecting my stuff!" "Go ahead." "Take it out." "Have fun with that." "I'm gonna go get Jasmine." "You coming or not?" "It's not like I have much of a choice, now do I?" "What is going on out there?" "Sounds like somebody got past the front gate." "It's nothing we can't handle." "Good." "Because Jasmine and I... have got a very special night ahead of us." "Have got a very special night ahead of us." "Screw you!" "All in good time, my dear." "All in good time." "Boss, it's that Chase Walker again." "He's in the building." "Well, then," "I'll be needing my work clothes." "And you..." "Chase Walker is in the building!" "It seems your night is not going to be so pleasurable after all." "So pleasurable after all." "Take her to my table." "Ooh!" "Um..." "Ooh!" "Um..." " Hey!" " A little help here?" "I think you got it under control." "So, tell me, how's that no gun thing working out for you?" "Look, you wanna keep doing things the hard way, be my guest, but I'm telling you, shooting them..." "A lot easier." "See?" " Come on." " But we gotta get the g" "The guns!" "Hey, hey, hey, we gotta go back for the bag, it's got all the ammo in it." "You wanna go back, be my guest." "All right..." " Which way?" " Left." "You're a real asshole, you know that?" "Maybe we should have gone left." "You think?" "You know, maybe if you'd listen to me for once?" "I learned at a very young age to never take your advice." "Hey, hey, I think you've forgotten that without me, you wouldn't even be alive right now" "Stop shooting!" "I have the diamond." "Prove it." "You son of a... bitch!" "Sorry, Jake, but if Nix doesn't get his diamond, he's gonna kill Jasmine." "Okay, don't shoot." "I'm going to come closer." "If you've got the diamond, let me see it." "That's not a diamond!" "That's not a diamond!" "Sorry, need that back." "Chase!" "Oh, no, Chase, it's out of shells." "Um..." "Where's Jasmine?" "Screw you." "Where... is..." "Jasmine?" "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Don't you think that's enough?" "You're going to break it!" "This is a Clarkson Bullpup," "Tactical Conversion." "You can't just buy them." "All right?" "You have to steal them from Special Forces." "You know how hard that is?" "You're dupes." " What did you say?" " Ahh!" " What did you say?" " Ahh!" "Where is she?" "Nix has her." "Fourth floor." "Asshole." "Mr. Walker!" "Don't be shy." "Join the party." "I was just getting started." "Well..." "Look what the cat dragged in." "I hope for Jasmine's sake... that one of you has my diamond." "Can we go get my diamond now?" "Chase!" "Oh, you're gonna need a much bigger gun than that." "Chase..." "Lead-lined." "Helps prevent workplace injuries." "You have until noon." "You have until noon to find that shark before anyone else does." "Do I make myself clear, Mr. Walker?" "Fail me this time, and I will disassemble your girlfriend one piece at a time." "Chase, help me..." "Do I make myself clear, Mr. Walker?" "Go, Jasmine!" "Don't be such a baby, you're wearing a Kevlar vest." "You okay?" "Yeah." "You may be a difficult man to kill, Nix, but I really don't see you outrunning this explosion." "You're such a gentleman, Jake!" "No!" "Argh..." "What have you done?" "You okay?" "Oh, yeah..." "Yeah, my wrists are a little sore, but I'm fine." "So, exactly why am I doing this?" "We're just over the shipwreck." "The shark attractor should draw Black Fin in." "And then hopefully that harpoon gun will float, and if all goes according to plan," "I kill her." "I kill her." " And get my diamond." " Yeah, as promised." "Okay, sounds like a good plan." "Was that a compliment?" "You know, I, I guess it..." "What?" "It sounds like a good plan." "Hey, listen..." "When I'm in the water, keep a close eye on Jake." "He's being a little too cooperative." "He's being a little too cooperative." "I will." "Who the hell is shooting at us?" "I'm starting to lose patience with you," "Mr. Walker!" "Nix?" "That little stunt you pulled back there..." "Not very nice," "Not very nice, taking advantage of one's disabilities!" "How the hell do you expect me to get your diamond when you keep this up?" "Oh, I'm way past that." "Now all I want to do is kill you." "Okay, what's our move?" "We're going fishing." "Hey, Nix!" "How's this for a bigger gun?" "Wow..." "Nice shot!" "Nice shot!" "Oh, crap." "Quick, quick, give me your knife!" "Well, that's not good." "Well, there's an understatement." "Well, there's an understatement." "Not only is the only real weapon we had on board gone, your little shark... finder gadget is all shot up, too!" "Well, maybe if you wouldn't've stolen from a psychopath, we wouldn't be in this situation!" "Maybe if you'd listened to me in the first place..." "Hey, hey, hey!" "Stop it!" "We can think of another solution." "You know what?" "She's right." "We'll do it the old-fashioned way." " Are you out of your mind?" " I'm sorry!" "Without that diamond, I'm finished." "Chase!" "Get me out of here!" "You're finished either way." "You go do what you do, brother!" "It's okay, I got you." "Chase..." "Stay behind me." "Don't screw this up, Chase!" "Did he get it?" "Jasmine!" "Did he get it?" "Shut up, Jake, you stupid piece of crap!" "Sorry, sweetheart." "Sorry, sweetheart." "Looks like you bet on the wrong guy." "Um, hey..." "Jasmine, go!" "Get back to the boat!" "I can't, my leg!" "You... can't... have her... you... bitch!" "Aah!" "Um..." "Hey!" "Uh, hello!" "It's sinking!" "Hey, Jake, just let it go." "All the sharks in the area are going to be all over her any minute." "Don't do anything stupid." " You okay?" " Chase, he's not worth it." " He's my brother." " Chase." "Chase!" "It's a lot of trouble for a pretty rock, if you ask me." "Hmm..." "I think we've seen enough trouble for a little while." "I think we've seen enough trouble for a little while." "Hell of a view, wouldn't you say?" "Really?" "I mean, what happened to "I hate the ocean"?" "I wasn't talking about the ocean." "Ugh, can you two give it a rest, already?" "Look, I am still not talking to you, Jake." " I told you, I'm sorry!" " "I'm sorry"?" "I owe you, all right?" "No, it's Chase that you owe." "Yeah, I whistle, you come double-time." "Yeah, I whistle, you come double-time." "Isn't that right?" "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." " Can I just see my diamond again?" " No!" "Hey, you guys," "Australia has diamonds, right?" "It definitely has sharks." "♪"

"Hey, Dad." "There he is." "My favorite right fielder." "Till I lose the ball in the sun and then I'm that kid your wife adopted." "We have a game next Saturday and we've only got eight guys." "Um, I can't I'm--I'm bartending that night." "Yes!" "I mean, aww." "Tell your mother I asked you." "Morning." "Oh, Dad, I got your message." "I can't play Saturday." "You asked Amy before me?" "No." "Alan, Sheila from the senior center just called." "It's a no go for Saturday." "Hi, honey." "Mom, guess who's being honored by their drug company for reaching the quarter million mark in sales?" " Oh, honey!" " That's great!" "Really?" "It's that tough to sell addictive pain meds?" "Hey, I don't make up these diseases." "The ad agencies do." "Anyway, they're putting my picture in the company newsletter." "We need to celebrate as a family." "We're celebrating that?" "Perhaps when you make $12 in tips one night, we'll have a David party." "Alan, make reservations at the club." "Done, dinner for four." "Five." "You forgot about Jared." "No, I didn't." "Well, of course Jared has to come." "Why?" "Because he's my boyfriend." "Why?" "Daddy." "Alan, she's already lost him once." "The next time he leaves, it is for good." "Thanks, Mom, maybe you should write that on the cake." "Can't it just be family?" "Well, I can't go because I'm working the bar tonight, so..." "Hey, Dad, what's going on?" "Well, I just don't want to have to entertain a stranger." "I'm getting the feeling that you don't like Jared." "I like him fine." "It's just I don't like spending time with him." "You just have to get to know him better." "Your father agrees." "We'll do it." "I never agreed to that." "Yes, and hearing you clear your throat 600 times a day wasn't in my wedding vows, but yet here we are." "Jared, thank you for joining us to celebrate Amy's big night." "It means the world to me that I'm included." "Usually, things like this are just family." "Tell me about it." "How about you two gentlemen get us a table while we freshen up?" "It'll give you a chance to bond." "To bond, Alan." "Bond." "So I spoke to your father, and he is under strict orders to sit up, engage, and allow Jared to charm him." "What does Dad have against Jared?" "Nothing." "It's just that your father feels he's already met all the people he's going to like." "And half of those he can't stand." "So did you tell Jared to be on his best behavior?" "Why would I do that?" "Because we want this to work." "But Jared's his own man." "Honey, that is so brave of you." "A man needs to be guided, like a horse." "You can never let go of the reins." "Mom, Jared's not a horse." "I don't need to control him." "How do you interact?" "Jared just moved back in." "I wanna just go with the flow." "I told Jared to be himself." "Oh, God." "So..." "What are you two yucking it up about?" " Tons." " Silverware's nice." "Barkeep, David, Mommy's thirsty." "It must be tough to watch my dad try to get to know Jared better." "Actually, it's perfect." "Jared can't help but be himself, i.e. a douche, and that will make your dad hate him, henceforth breaking them up and driving Amy into my waiting arms." "So here we all are." "Aren't we all here, Alan?" "Sorry, huh?" "So, Jared, you a big Dolphins fan?" "Nah, dolphins creep me out." "Everybody always wants to go swimming with the dolphins." "Me?" "I wanna be left alone by the dolphins." "People are always forcing the issue." "What do dolphins want with me?" "I'm a human." "It's like, does a dolphin wake up in the morning and go," ""what a great day, I get to swim with some pasty tourists!"" "Dad, Jared has a lot of strong opinions." "A lot of long ones too." "Wow, this is the most uncomfortable I've ever been." "Right now." "Just putting that on the table." "Let's talk about the elephant in the room, Alan." "To be honest, I don't like sitting here with you right now, sir." "You think I like it?" "[Laughs]" "[Laughs]" "This kid's all right." "Not afraid to say what he's thinking." "Very impressive." "Let's go get a cocktail." "As long as it's not one of those girl drinks that looks like toilet water." "I know, what is up with that?" "Liquor should be either clear or brown." "If you're drinking one of those neon drinks, you might as well be wearing a dress." "No offense, pool man." "I knew it would work out all along." "You got lucky." "No, Mom, that's what happens when you just trust in your man and let it flow." "Right." "Wrong." "Married." "Dating a man who's afraid of dolphins." "Hey, Mr. Robbins." "We're way beyond mister." "Call me Alan." "Okay, Alan." "Amy's not here." "No, I came to see you." "Thanks for dinner last night." "Oh, my pleasure." "Thanks for picking up the tip." "Yeah." "So, Jared, we have an open spot on the softball team." "Oh, my gosh, I'd be honored to play with you." "Good, I brought David's uniform." "Am I replacing David?" "Let's not call it replacing David." "Let's call it being better than David." "You haven't even seen me play." "Trust me, you're better." "David would have dropped that." "Uh, have a seat." "Hang out." "Whoa, this couch is like a brick." "Yeah, I had this fantastic massage chair, but it's in storage, so..." "Storage?" "Are you kidding?" "A man should have his chair." "Yeah, I probably should, shouldn't I?" "Just doesn't really go in here with the color scheme." "I'm sorry." "I couldn't hear you." "Amy was talking--oh, wait, that was you." "No, it's just that, I don't know, she's the woman." "No, you're the woman." "She doesn't ask much of me." "Oh, boy, I see the writing on this wall." "Well, how so?" "Women try to rein you in, and if you let Amy do that, you'll resent her." "Stake your claim." "What about you?" " Too late." " Hmm." "So has Jared spooked your dad yet?" "You know, I don't know." "I actually haven't seen much of my dad for the last few days." "Barkeep, a beer for me, and one for the game winner." "Sure." "Hey, Jared." "Is that my uniform?" "Yeah, your dad gave it to me." "It's a little tight in the crotch, but I'll try not to stretch it out too much." "Thanks." "Hey, Brandon." "Oh, you were short a player today." "Maybe I missed a call." "No missed calls." "[Awkward chuckle]" "So, David, you should see this kid pitch." "Yeah, the team even gave me a nickname-- "Not David."" "David, could you bring those beers over to me and "Not David"?" "We're going to go bask in our victory." "Come, Jared, bask with me." "Preparing to bask." "Can't believe he gave Jared my uniform with my number on it." "He always said I was the only zero on the team." "Well, you played a great game." "You know it was the strangest thing." "I thought I heard someone booing." "That was your brother." "Well enough about him." "Why don't you, uh, hit the showers, and we'll see what happens after." "Well, I did score four runs today." "I might as well score a fifth." "Get your ass out here!" "Jared, what the hell is that?" "Ah, that's my chair." "Yeah, I know." "I thought we said that that chair would look better in storage." "Yeah, but I was on the couch the other day and my bottom went numb and I thought, "that's not good."" "So I thought, "hey, why not bring my ass back to life?"" "[Sighs]" "It's got memory foam." "No, no, we agreed that we wouldn't combine our stuff until we got a bigger place." "Yeah, but I was talking to you Dad" " Big Al-- and he said I should be comfortable." ""Big Al"?" "So glad I've gotten to know" "Big Al better, and it's all thanks to you, little Ame." "[Mimics gunshot]" "Oh...yeah." "This is exactly what I was hoping for." "Hey, wait till you see this." "[Chair vibrates] [Sighs]" "Hey, do you wanna do it in the chair?" "It takes a lot of the work out of it for me." "Oh, hey Mom." "Um, where's Dad?" "He's at your place." "Exactly." "All the time." "You know how you said you need to rein in your man?" " Uh-huh." " Rein in your man!" "What?" "Mom, he's putting all these ideas into Jared's head." "You know, I have to say, your husband is a bad influence." "What are you talking about?" "He told Jared to be comfortable, and now there's a big, padded, giant turd in my apartment." "Your father is a lot of things dear, but he is not a padded turd." "I'm talking about a chair." "Jared has a favorite chair, and it is so ugly." "And now thanks to Dad, he's under the impression that just because he lives there, his opinion matters?" "You could have nipped this in the bud at the restaurant by controlling your man, but now we're all--how did you put it?" ""Going with the flow."" "So you won't talk to him?" "No, I won't." "Right." "Wrong." "I will not lose my man to you, you cheap, leather-wearing bitch." "There's my girl." "Oh, hey, Amy." "All systems go." "[Chair vibrates] [Sighs]" "Oh, there it is." "Get all up in there." "Give it to me." "[Laughs]" "Should I leave you two alone?" "What's up, J-rock?" "Big A's in the house." "Hey, Big Al." "Come check out my girl." "Mmm-mmm." "Mmm." "Mmm." " It's a beauty." " Eh?" "Great, now both apes are dancing around the fire." "Here, come sit in the Captain's chair." "The only reason I have it is because of you." "Have a seat." "I call her Veronica." "Oh, this is amazing." "Not sure how this'll sound but I think my ass just found a new best friend." "Hello, boys." "Hey." "Nice lamp, Dad." "I think so." "Stop." "What?" "What is that, Alan?" "A hula lamp." "Uh-huh." "I found it in the garage." "Bully for you." "Take it to the trash." "It's my favorite lamp." "I got it serving overseas during the Korean War." "Working in an ice cream shop in Key West is not serving overseas." "I was serving, and it was over a sea." "Jared got to bring in his chair from storage." "Alan." "The lamp stays." "And don't even think about dropping it accidentally while you clean." "I know that trick." "Don't get comfortable, hula whore." "[Knock on door]" "Well, I hope you're happy." "There is a God awful hula lamp sitting on my end table thanks to you and your freakin' go with the flow." "[Gasps]" "Oh, sweet Jesus, there it is." "It's not that bad." "People have been executed in more attractive chairs." "You're overreacting." "Overreacting?" "If anything, I'm under-reacting." "We have to get rid of this chair." "How do you wanna do it?" "Give it to charity?" "Make it look like a robbery?" "We'll need to break a window." " We're not breaking a window." " You don't understand." "There is a revolution afoot, and it's all your fault because you, young lady-- well not-so-young lady-- have interrupted the natural order of things." "You let a wild horse into the corral and now all the other horses are digging ugly lamps out of the garage." "It's just a hula lamp." "It's the tip of an iceberg known as "the end of civilization."" "Also known as "men getting their way."" "Come here, dear." "Grab a side and we'll pitch it over the balcony." "Mom?" "This chair is a symbol of your father and Jared's rebellion." "If we allow this, we allow anything." "But chairs and hula lamps make them happy." "If they're happy, aren't we happy?" "No, if we're happy, they're happy." "It doesn't work the other way around." "Now lift!" "No, Mom, stop." "Look, I can learn to live with it." "Honest, I can learn to make peace with this." "Hey, babe." "Hey Mrs. R." "Got some more stuff out of storage." "Very exciting." "More stuff out of storage, you say?" "Well, let's see what's in that little box of tricks." "You might wanna focus, Amy." "Um, Jared, honey, put that stuff away." "We'll go through it later." "Put it away?" "Are you kidding?" "This is like Christmas morning." "It really is." "Oh, are those superhero dolls?" "Huh, wow, they're called action figures." "And if I put them on eBay, their servers would explode." "Ooh, these are marvelous." "You know where they'd look good?" "On the mantle!" "Ah, I was thinking in the bedroom right on top of the headboard." "Even better." "And how about this guy?" "Don't you love this clock?" "Look at the little cowboy." "Giddyup, buckaroo." "Jared, honey, you know" "Aren't you just at peace with this clock?" "Uh, you can go now, mother." "Why?" "We're having so much fun going with the flow." "Please tell me there's something in this box with the word "Jagermeister" on it." "Kitchen, probably." "No!" "I mean, it's--it's nice." "No, it's not." "It's hideous." "Put it back in the box." "Put it all back..." "in...the..box." "[Panting]" "I don't understand." "I can't do this any more." "I can't go with the flow." "Action figures go on our headboard, and you can be sure they'll be safe, because that bed will never shake again." "Well, I'm at a loss, Jared." "I don't know where all this came from." "I should go." "When I leave the building, I'll keep an eye out for falling lounge chairs." "What's going on, Ames?" "Look, I don't wanna be one of those women who has to control every part of her guy's life, but I think it's been programmed in me." "You don't control my life." " I don't?" " No." "You may think you do, and that's a credit to me, but you don't." "Oh, okay, well, then I hate your chair." "But everything in here is yours." "Maybe we could compromise." "I put everything in the box back in storage, and we keep just the chair." "Maybe, or you can put everything back in storage and make your girl very, very happy." "But the chair makes me happy." "And if I'm happy, aren't you happy?" "Oh, no, it doesn't work that way." "It only works the other way around." "When you smile at me like that, you are very tough to resist." "I am irresistible." "No, don't do the thing where you smile so wide that your eyes twinkle like all the stars in the night sky." "Oh, I'll tell you what." "Why don't we give that chair a proper send off before you bring it back?" "Really?" "You thinking what I'm thinking?" "Oh, yeah." "A three way with Veronica." "Au revoir, monsieur turd." "Not you." "The chair." "Mom I should have listened to you from the beginning." "Oh, honey, you'll learn." "So I was never gonna get to keep the chair?" "Of course not, but you'll use it to get something else." "Oh, I do have my eye on this really nice big screen TV." "There you go." "What's your next move?" "The NFL package." "I originally thought I'd have to go to couples yoga to get it, but now I'll just trade in this hula lamp." "[Laughs]" "Alan wants the NFL package." "I think I'll give it to him." "You will?" "Yeah, he'll think I'm giving in, but really I was ready to let him get it three years ago." "So the NFL package is in exchange for getting rid of the hula lamp?" "No." "It's in exchange for him going to couples yoga with me." "Well what about the hula lamp?" "Already taken care of." "Looks like it's couples yoga." "She's good." "She's very good."

"Although inspired in part by a true incident the following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event." "In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad." "These are their stories." "Let's see what the birds are doing in the park." "Can you see them?" "Yes, they're playing in the trees." "Oh, time for Daddy to go to work." " Good morning, everybody." " How are you doing?" "Good morning." "First patient's prepped in room two." "She's 19, single, in the 10th week." "Name is Patricia." " Who's here with her?" " One of her friends." "Her boyfriend was supposed to drive her but never showed." "How is she feeling?" "Scared." "Let's see what we can do about that." "Lunch time." "All right, children, let's close our books and put our pencils down." "Somebody want to help me with these?" "Put them on the floor." "Everybody ready?" "Yeah. / Let's give thanks." "Thank you, God, for your bounty, today and every day." "Amen / Amen." "Oh, and thank you, Dennis, for making lunch." "Thank you." "And what's a baby cow?" " A calf." "That's right." "And what's a baby chicken?" "An egg." "I'm going to make some tea." "Does anyone want anything?" " Juice." "What comes out of the egg?" "Baby chicks." "Yeah." "I want to see the cars, Daddy." "Okay." "Come here." "Lord, steady my hand and let Thy justice find its mark." "Can you see the cars?" " Yes." "Honey, are you sure you don't want any..." "Get into the bedroom now." "Quick." "Quick, quick, quick." "Oh my God, Leo, hold on." "Hold on." "Hello, my husband's been shot." "Our address is 845 Central Park West, apartment 4A." "My name is Marie Cavella." "Hurry." "Oh my God, Leo, hold on." "They're coming, honey." "They're coming!" "Hold on!" "I love you!" "Hold on!" "It looks like he was 80 to 100 feet into the park." "That makes it about a 200-yard shot." "This guy had practice." "Make sure you cover him up." "In our own living room, in front of our baby." "These people that say they love children so much..." "Your husband get threats?" "There was this website, his name was on a hit list of abortion providers, with our old address in Dobbs Ferry." "It's why we moved to the city..." "to be safer." "Our phone's unlisted, the condo's in my maiden name, we have a post office box." "Where was your husband's clinic?" "In Bethel." "Two hours each way, every day, because he wanted to help people..." "They have no right." "Oh God, Leo." "We're very sorry, Mrs. Cavella." "According to the calculations, the shot came from this tree here." "Any footprints?" "Ground's too hard." "Would've put his knee down here." "He tied his rifle to the tree to stabilize it... so he'd have a shooting platform." "He was an experienced hunter or he had military training." "How we doing on witnesses?" "We got one homeless lady, calls herself God, said she saw a male, white, going into the woods about a half an hour before the shooting." "Put "God" together with a sketch artist." "Keep the witness canvass going for the next week, double up in the evenings around the time of the shooting." "Eames!" "It's a Remington 703-aught-8, with a Burris 3x10 scope." "He brought it here piece by piece, assembled, buried it until he needed it." "I can already tell catching this mutt's going to be a walk in the park." "There are killers and there are people who kill abortion doctors." "There's two types of those:" "The martyr... he kills without a lot of planning in broad daylight, in front of witnesses, with a shotgun or a handgun," " doesn't care if he gets caught." " Then there's this guy." "Months of preparation, stalks his target, plans his escape, kills from a distance, no intention of getting caught." "He's in it to create fear." "You know, kill one, scare a thousand." "Three witnesses, including God, saw a male, white, come out of the woods near the 97th Street transverse." "30s, medium to tall, baseball cap, maybe a mustache, maybe brown hair." "Maybe we put up flyers in the park, maybe we get better witnesses." "Take a look at this website." ""The New Killing Fields. "" "Lists abortion doctors in every state." "Here." "Leo Cavella." "Still his old address." "Any guesses what the slash through his name means?" "It's a damn hit list." "Protected by the First Amendment." " Of course." " Ballistics report on the rifle." "Figures, no fingerprints." "Rifle traced to a gun dealer in Pennsylvania who sold it at a gun show in Honesdale eight weeks ago." " No ID on the buyer." " Honesdale... that's just across the state line from Cavella's clinic in Bethel." "Bethel Women's Clinic Bethel, New York Wednesday, May 31" "My husband drove Leo's van." "He never noticed anyone following." "What about the people with the signs?" "They regulars?" " Every day since the clinic opened four years ago." " We videotape them." " We'll need those tapes." "Those people are horrible, always calling us names, yelling at the patients." "Who on Dr. Cavella's staff had his address?" "I did, in my address book, which I kept locked up in my office." "Doctor Cavella's check register." "Checks to Con Ed, to his condo board." "After he paid his bills, what did he do with them?" "Some he took home, some like his power bill he threw away." "Any problems with his trash bin outside?" "A couple months ago." "The police said it was raccoons." "We bought cans with animal-proof lids." "How'd that work out?" "Two weeks later, they got broken into again." "Animal-proof lids." "Nobody ever gives raccoons enough credit." "Your money's still on the raccoons." "I just can't imagine anybody scrounging around for a Con Ed bill." "Cavella's address would be on a Con Ed bill." "What did your investigation turn up?" "Well, not much." "Somebody saw a car parked across the street, that was about it." "A car is something." "Well, the plates traced to Mr. And Mrs. McLeish in White Lake." "They're a nice couple in their 60s." "I don't figure they climbed that eight-foot fence around those trash cans." "Any history of anti-abortion activity?" "They chained themselves to the door of the clinic last year." "Got 12 months probation." "Well, I'll bet that included a restraining order to stay away from the clinic." "Well, yes, it did." "Sounds like they violated their probation." "Home Of Mr. Mrs. Mcleish White Lake, New York Wednesday, May 31" "Please!" "For the last time, you don't have a choice here!" "You got to let us in." "You ain't going to need those." "You didn't see the hole in Cavella's chest." "Give us this day our daily bread." "Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us." "Mr. And Mrs. McLeish, we have a bench warrant for your arrest for violation of your probation." "They're not going anywhere without the radiator." "The locks are laced through it." "...forgive those who trespass against us. / Hallowed be Thy name." "Hey, Bobby." "The neighbors say they had somebody staying with them six weeks ago." "Male, white, mid to late 30s, brown hair, beard." "They saw him driving their car." "Damn." "What's the problem?" "Blade's stuck." "Somebody put steel pipes around the locks, then stuck metal rods inside the pipes, so my blades are just spinning." "I got to change blades." "You all better get comfortable." "What'd they use when they chained themselves to the clinic?" "Just a padlock and a bicycle chain." "We cut them loose in a minute flat." "Nine hours to cut them out." "That's just great." "We have a sketch of Ma and Pa Kettle's houseguest." "We tried one without the beard and showed it to the Central Park witnesses." "No definite hits, but it's close." "Got him." "The old couple didn't have the tools or materials to make the locks." "I figured the houseguest made them." "I did a search for protesters who blockaded abortion clinics by chaining themselves to the doors." "The longer it takes to remove them, the longer the clinics have to shut down." "One guy got famous in Wisconsin for teaching people how to make locks that took up to 12 hours to remove." "He did it with steel pipes, metal rods, abrasives... meet Dennis Griscom." "From locks to lock 'n' load." "Next stop for Mr. Griscom is lockup." "Griscom has two convictions for anti-abortion activities in Wisconsin and Florida." "He served 60 days." "He's been off the radar the last four years." "And there's fiber evidence." "A hair on the stick left at the scene matched a hair from a blanket in the McLeish's house." "A probable match, not conclusive." "What's the old folks' involvement?" "They're being transported here for questioning." "We'll see." "He's done with them." "He'll seek support from other zealots." "He's a terrorist, with a profound dedication to an over-valued idea, one that's his sole focus in life." "Zealot, terrorist... loaded terms, Detective." "I hope you're not suggesting he represents a movement." "Well, I'm suggesting he might think he is and act accordingly." "This is a murder case." "Let's not turn into a litmus test on abortion." "Sounds like it already is." "I couldn't sleep the night before." "I felt like I had a lead weight in my chest, and the closer I got to doing it, the worse I felt." "I didn't feel brave," "I didn't feel full of fire." "Providence spoke to you, Dennis." "You had no choice." "When I looked though that scope... it was like the Lord slipped his hand inside mine, like a glove, you know?" "And put his finger around the trigger." "That's exactly what he did." "He helped you save the babies." "I just..." "I can't shake this sadness I'm feeling." "You're not alone in this." "People will help you." "Okay?" "Here's $500." "If you need any more, send a message." "Thank you. / Hey." "Thank you." "We have witnesses who saw him near the shooting, forensic evidence linking him to it." "How can you protect him?" "I saw books in your home by Gandhi, Martin Luther King... apostles of non-violence." "I know that you follow in their footsteps." "Conscientious objector in the '50s." "Voter registration in the '60s." "You marched against Vietnam, apartheid, abortion." "Always by non-violent means, right?" "Yes." "I found these in your home." "You and your wife at candlelight vigils." "You oppose the death penalty." "Any kind of killing." "I have a lot of respect for that position, Mr. McLeish." "There's no hypocrisy to it, no double standard... even for doctors like Leo Cavella." "Even for him, right?" "God forgive us." "We didn't know what he was planning." "How'd you meet Griscom?" "At a movement conference in Memphis last spring." "There were old friends from Operation Rescue, and some people we didn't know, radicals who said the Lord wanted us to pick up the sword and kill more abortionists." "Was Griscom one of the radicals?" "No." "He just listened." "He never said anything about Dr. Cavella, or buying a rifle." "What did he do all day?" "Did he have a job?" "No." "He had savings, he said." "Mostly, he helped around the place." "I took him bird watching." "There's a bald eagle preserve near Goshen." "Even gave him an old pair of binoculars." "What kind?" "Zeiss." "He was a serious young man, who didn't know what direction he was supposed to go." "How did he end up staying with you?" "We invited him to visit." "One day he showed up." "Did he talk about any friends in the movement, people who might help him?" "No." "Only people he talked about were his parents, his father mostly." "And what did he say about him?" "Well, he told me he was an engineer." "He said his father was proud of him." "And that mattered to him?" "Sure." "His father sounded like a hard man to please." "Any idea where he stayed after he left?" "I think with family." "What makes you say that?" "Before he left, he came with me to the Wal-Mart to buy some gifts for his nieces." "Is that who he said they were for?" "No, but he bought two key chains with kittens on them and the initials "K" and "R,"" "so I assumed that's who they were for." "Home Of Mrs. Griscom Hackettstown, New Jersey Friday, June 2" "Dennis doesn't have any nieces." "He has a nephew..." "my daughter's son, in Seattle." "When was the last time you talked to him?" "Maybe six months ago, I'm not sure." "I see your husband was a marksman in Vietnam." "Is this him hunting with Dennis?" "Yes." "They look like they're good pals." "Are they?" "My husband died a year ago." "Dennis looked up to him." "He told people his father was proud of him." "When was this taken?" "Maybe last year." "Zeiss binoculars." "This was taken two months ago... in the area where Dr. Cavella had his clinic." "He didn't shoot that doctor." "10 years ago he became a missionary to help people." "He couldn't hurt anyone." "He won't be safe unless he talks to us." "Please, how did you get this picture?" "I found this on the porch a month ago." "It's just books and letters." "Was there a note?" "No." "He just left it on the porch, he didn't even ring the doorbell." "I found that picture inside." "Did you recognize any of the people in these other pictures?" "No." "Do you know Lori Carlson?" " No." "This is addressed to Dennis." ""Dear Dennis, we hope this finds you well." "Yesterday we took Katie and Ruthie to the Botanical Gardens." "They love going there and witnessing the Lord's wonders." "We all miss you." "Please call. " Signed," ""Lori Carlson. "" "It's postmarked last October in Brooklyn." "K and R..." "Katie and Ruthie Carlson in Brooklyn." "It's a start." "Lori Carlson?" " Yes?" "This is a warrant allowing us to search your house." " What's going on?" " Stay in here with your children." "Two upstairs." "You two with me." "Are there any adults here besides yourself?" "No." "Why are you here?" "We're looking for Dennis Griscom." "Mrs. Carlson, we're conducting a murder investigation." "Now is not the time to lie to the police." "Dennis left four days ago." "I don't know where he went." "What room was he staying in?" "Down the stairs." "Eames, I need a bag." "Suspicious dust balls?" "It's spun glass." "Commonly used to make silencers." "There was no attachment for a silencer on the Remington." "No." "It's from a second rifle." "He's not done yet." "I don't know where he was planning to go." "He mention other doctors or clinics?" "No." "He didn't talk about things like that." "I don't believe he did the things you say." "But if he did, then he must believe he's doing God's will, and then it's up to God to deal with him." "Maybe God's too busy dealing with Leo Cavella's five-year-old daughter." "She was standing next to him when your friend's bullet tore into him." "I noticed there are no posters of pop singers in your daughter's rooms, or pictures of athletes." "We don't approve of that." "Well, how about... soccer and tennis?" "I didn't see any equipment." "We don't participate in those parts of the culture that don't bring glory to God." "Dennis, he dragged this abomination, this execution into your living room." "How can that bring glory to God?" "We have every reason to believe he's going to kill again." "Dennis..." "Dennis was on the computer a lot, talking to other people when we weren't home." "Please, don't hurt him." "We found some of Griscom's e-mails." "Just their tracks." "The actual e-mails were long gone." "Most of the e-mails around the time of the shooting are to and from one address." "Zach here thinks he can chase it down." "Zach here has chased him down." "It's linked to a website." "This is extreme." ""Stop abortion on demand by the most direct means possible. "" "Looks like Griscom found a friend." "There's a PO box address in Long Island." "If we find this clown, any way we can monitor his e-mail traffic in case Griscom contacts him?" "You can." "If you install a spying application on his computer." "Home Of Lorne Cutler Bayside, New York Friday, June 9" "You can look all you want, you won't find any guns here." "Your website said, "The most direct means possible. "" "Everyone knows what that means, Mr. Cutler." "It means whatever you need it to mean." "I'm just a truck driver." "I never threatened anybody." "What about the Supreme Court?" "I wouldn't hurt a hair on those gentlemen." "But the two women on the Court, they're fair game?" "Ma'am," "God's never told me to kill anybody." "But if he did, I bet you would." "I'd obey him, just like Abraham did." "I heard a threat to a government official." "The hell you did." "I'm taking you in." "Turn around." "This is bull." "You can't do this..." "Shut your mouth." "Maybe you read only the parts of the Bible you like, but what I remember from Sunday school is God stopped Abraham from killing." "I'll get downtown started on the complaint." "Let's step in here, Mr. Cutler." "Hey, Harland, it's me, Eames," "I need you to fill out a complaint for me." "Suspect's name is Lorne Cutler." "You take orders from that lady?" "She's got seniority." "You know these women on the force, they come with an extra set of brass ones." "Is that better?" "Yes, thank you." "The TPO is the suspect's home at 428 Powell Street in Bayside, New York." "Okay, I'll hold." "You admire this man, the one who shot the doctor?" "He killed to protect innocent life." "He heard God's command and he obeyed." "Yeah, like Saint Joan, and the Knights Templar." "I read your website." "I get it." "The government is using these statutes and lawsuits by pro-abortion groups to cut off all legitimate protest." "So if you believe that the soul enters a body at conception... you have to take the next step." "Shutting down those killing fields... it's the only cause left worth dying for, isn't it?" "There is no higher calling." "I'm glad this person skipped the state." "I don't have to be involved in his arrest." "Where do you think he went?" "Let's just say he's not on this side of the Mason-Dixon." "We got to kick him." "Downtown won't sign off on the complaint." "What did I tell you?" "Now Cutler is writing e-mails." ""All it takes is for one state to threaten sedition over abortion and this thing will turn around." "There's reason to hope." "We have friends in surprising places..." "even in the New York City police." "I met a detective who thinks picking up the sword is the only option left to stop the abortion factories. "" "You told him that?" "To earn his confidence." "Not to mention his love and admiration." "True believers expect everyone to think like them." "What do you really think?" "I'll tell you what I think when I get pregnant." "You're going to have to do a lot better than that, Bobby." "Okay." "Life is full of uncertainty." "People need to have options." "Abortion has got to be one of those options." "That's what I think." "He just got pulled into a private chat." "Okay." "That's Griscom." "I gave Cutler misinformation about our investigation." "Can you trace him?" "He's a guest on somebody else's account." "The account is registered with Barbara's Place, it's a copy store chain." "Susan!" "Dennis?" "What are you doing here?" "The alumni office told me where you worked." "Are you all right?" "How are your parents?" "Dad passed away last year." "I'm so sorry." "Your boyfriend?" "No." "I'm engaged." "I'm getting married in a few months." "You going to have kids?" "Maybe." "I have something for you." "Not exactly a wedding present." "They were my Dad's when he was in the army." "He always liked you a lot." "This is very sweet of you, Dennis." "Have a good life, Susan." "I was so angry, for so long." "But I was angry at the wrong person." "Barbara's Place 158 Avenue B Thurseday, June 15" "Yeah, he's been in here using the computers a few times." "Last night, as a matter of fact." "How did he pay?" "Cash." "He never stays on the computer long." "What did he use for ID?" "This guy didn't have any ID." "I think he's homeless." "I let him leave a meal card from Saint Mark's Mission." "Buddy, if I were you, I'd taste it first." "Hey, ease off on him." "There's plenty to be grateful for, yeah?" "Go ahead." "Go ahead." "Say grace, preacher." "Go ahead." "It wouldn't kill any of us to have a little gratitude." "Thank you, God, for your bounty today and every day." "Amen. / Amen." "Easy!" "Our Father who art in Heaven," " All right." "Stand up!" " hallowed be Thy name..." "You're going to have to carry him." "Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us." "We have you pegged every inch of the way, Dennis." "Where you bought the rifle, how you got his address, where you stayed in Brooklyn." "The state's got you for second-degree murder." "That's 25 years to life." "But the Feds also have jurisdiction." "That's the death penalty." "You don't show some cooperation, we are going to let them throw you the party." "Let's talk about the second rifle, the one you made your silencer for." "You stashed it, buried it, whatever." "We need to find it before someone else does." "You don't want some poor kid to get shot, do you?" "It won't be incriminating." "You can say you were throwing it away, or you saw somebody put it there." "But you don't tell us, and God forbid something happens, you think the big guy's going to forgive you?" "The big guy?" "You trivialize him." "You pretend to know what He will or will not forgive." "I'm a soldier in the Lord's army." "My conscience is clear." "And you, you have a duty to protect innocent life." "So you're going to do the right thing now, aren't you?" "You're going to open that door and let me walk out of here." "In five, 10, maybe 15 years, people like whoever killed this Dr. Cavella, they're going to be heroes in this country." "What do we have on him?" "Hindering prosecution." "Nothing that implicates him in a conspiracy." "And Griscom?" "The best evidence we have against him is still the hair we found at the scene." "A single hair?" "We have 48 hours to bring him up for arraignment." "With what we have now, I might not be able to hold him." "What's he doing?" "He's praying." "Speaking of litmus tests, assuming we get the goods on him, how do you try him without having it turn into a three-ring circus?" "By inoculating the jury against Griscom's defense." "He's going to claim he killed to protect unborn children." "Inoculate them, how?" "By telling the jury you agree with Griscom on abortion?" "It crossed my mind." "You really believe abortion is murder?" "Like I said, long as you bring me the evidence, convicting this... gentleman shouldn't be a problem." "Promise me a margarita when this is all over." "The copying place sent over a list of websites" "Griscom visited on their computer." "Look at this one." "Hudson University Alumni Association." "Levy Brown Investments 312 Platt Street Monday, June 19" "The Association said he looked you up." "When did you last talk to him?" "Three days ago." "I was on my way out to lunch and he just walked up to me." "What did he want?" "He had something for me, from his father." "He died last year." "What was it?" "I don't know why Dennis thought I'd want them." "I was never particularly fond of his dad." "He was really hard on Dennis." "How long had it been since you talked to him?" "Almost 10 years." "What happened between the two of you?" "Something was eating away at him all these years." "These mementos were precious to him, but he gave them to you." "Why?" "Dennis had this idea that we were going to get married and help the poor and have a lot of kids." "I respected those goals and I loved him, but I had another life in mind and then I got pregnant." "Dennis was so happy and I thought it was the worst thing that could've happened to me." "So I started talking about having an abortion." "Dennis went crazy." "Yeah." "He ordered me not to do it." "He put pictures of aborted fetuses all around our apartment." "Told me I'd be murdering his child, as if what was inside me was more important to him than I was." "So that's when I made up my mind." "I waited until he went to work, I packed up and left." "I went to the clinic and I never saw Dennis again." "I've got to put him in front of a judge in an hour." "You've got less time than that to get some kind of admission out of him." "My client has a date in arraignment court." "There are a few things we need to clear up with him first." "He's invoking his right to be silent." "He doesn't have a right to be deaf, so he'll have to listen to what we have to say." "First thing, there's nothing in your file about children." "Do you have any kids?" "No." "I took a vow of celibacy." "You never wanted any kids?" "You don't like them?" "I love kids." "But that's not what God had planned for me." "You think you would've been a good parent?" "Better than your father?" "There's nothing wrong with the way my father brought me up." "He thought there was a lot wrong with you, didn't he?" "My dad was proud of me." "Is that why you became..." "what is it you called yourself?" ""A soldier in the Lord's army"?" "To prove to him that you had the discipline, or the commitment, the will to sacrifice yourself for a greater cause, like he did in Vietnam?" "Well, it was just a thought." "Maybe you were... one of those special people who heard... heard the voice of God tell them... to join the movement, is that it?" "Yes." "It was divine guidance... not some base human passion, like anger... or revenge." "Pride." "It was wounded pride, wasn't it, Dennis?" "She defied you, she killed your unborn child and it broke you." "She was weak." "It's not her fault. / Who then?" "Nobody held a gun to her head to go to a clinic..." "It's the ones who allowed it!" "It's the ones who kept my baby from being saved!" "What is it you told her?" "That you were angry at the wrong person all of these years!" "It was the doctors!" "They ripped that life out of her body." "Is that what you were thinking when you had Cavella in your scope?" "Your baby?" "The life that might've been your life with Susan?" "I don't think about that anymore." "You think about it all the time." "You've given up hope." "You're giving everything away, touching base with old friends." "You're closing the book." "You're going to kill yourself." "But not before you pay them back." "Murderers like Cavella." "All right, stop this!" "I'm telling you, we are through here..." "Pay them back for what they took away from you!" "He is going to arraignment court!" "Pay them back the way your dad taught you!" "Come on, Dennis, say it!" "You took a life for a life." "His mother put up her house as bond for the bail." "Soon as the paperwork's done, he'll be out of our hands." "We'll put surveillance on him and we'll call Intel to alert the abortion clinics." "I'm thinking he's planning something closer to home." "Girlfriend?" "The doctor who performed the abortion." "The surveillance team followed him to his lawyer's office." "They waited until the lawyer went home for the night." "They never saw Griscom leave the building." "Maybe he slipped out through the garage." "Terrific." "The doctor who did the abortion passed away two years ago." "I put a trace out on everyone else involved in the procedure." "This guy has a death wish and he's going to take somebody down with him." "We can hope he gets the order mixed up and shoots himself first." "I need to run Griscom's name through Westlaw." "Go ahead." "What're you looking for?" "He said it's the ones who allowed it, the ones who kept his baby from being saved." "Here we go. "Dennis Griscom in Re An Unborn Child. "" "He sued on behalf of his unborn kid to stop Susan Ward from having the abortion." "The judge turned him down." "Judge Adam Yates." "You find him, you find the gun." "How you doing, Judge?" "Good to see you." "Might help if you had a firing pin." "Drop the gun, Dennis!" " Stay away from me." " Get off the ledge, Dennis." "Don't come near me!" "Why do you want to hurt yourself?" " Just tell me why." " I don't answer to you!" "I know." "What about your mother, and Lori and her kids?" "They're going to want to know." "It looks like it's going to rain tonight." "What?" " Yeah." "It looks like we're going to get a good soaking." "What do you think?" "I don't know." "I saw some lighting from over the park." "Can you see anything?" "Come on, Dennis, let's go inside." "Cuff him. / Grab him." "I got him." "Let's go." "All right, get him up." "Tell the judge we're all clear." "Until the next one."

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"It's the same with a hunter." "A guy who knows what he is doing, not shoot if he thinks he'll miss." "Then you must locate the animal and finish the job." "Two pieces." "Are you talking about woman?" "What did she do?" "She saw my face." "You do not leave things undone if you think that you will not be remembered." " Someone looking for you this morning." " What people?" " They said they were your friends." " What you told them?" "That I had not seen you in years." "You see my friend's face, Lionel?" "Fell from a ladder." "He could not go to work." "I said we could draw and hunt ducks." "Are you free?" "It will be bad weather." "We go anyway." "Richie has never seen one." "Come on, Lionel." "This does not take long." "Are you okay?" "Probably." "Indianer scared the shit out of me." "What different jobs are you looking for?" "You said you were looking for jobs to the police." "I'm looking for anything." "I am a dinosaur, according to you." "Change or die." " I have not said." " When I say it." "So today did you decide to applying for a job in real estate." " I can sell a house." " Absolutely." "Thank you, because you showed up in costume." "A hazard suit." " Marry me in, was fire in it." " You look nice in it." " In all the cases." "Thank you." " At any time." "It is a deer." "Get some rest." "Do you need anything, may call Hillcrest Motel." " I do not see any birds." " Do you want to hunt ducks?" "You look towards the sky." " It looks different." "All the water." " You might not like this went far enough." "Here there are no dogs and cats." "Last time I saw you, would you hunt with a guy in a welding jacket." "Seemed like a nice guy." "What was his name?" "Can not remember the rest, we go and ask your wife and daughter." " Wayne Colson." " Where does he live?" "Is he married?" " Children?" " They could not." "You seem to have problems with this." "He might shoot the wrong bird." "What does it mean?" "Ducks land in trees." "Why do not we go in there?" "Stretching your legs." "Would you like to go first?" "You make me really angry!" "Says that ducks do not land in trees." "I know that ducks do not land in trees." "Will you, Bird?" "Excuse me." "This is my home." " There is a cave." " It was the most brazen." "This is Bird." "He will live here for a while." " What happened?" " I got in fights." "Do we have any beer?" "You can get something to eat, so I get some." " Don't call me Bird longer." " What should I call you?" "My name." "Armand." "Are you serious?" "When she makes so much noise, means that she is pissed." "Go in there - and give her a pat on the ass." " Want ViktVäktarn or original?" " Two Weight security guard." "Richie said you used to be cook in prison." "Met you there?" " I worked with catering." " Until you were with the prisoners." "Run your school bus out there?" "If you could get the bird you wanted." "Which would you choose?" "What are you doing here?" " Need only a place to sleep." " How long?" "A couple of days." "Have some business to take care of." "Want to bacon?" " Thank you." " My pleasure." "I was busy, but I could help but look at the ceiling for a while." "It was a false alarm." "I am so nervous." "Go to bed, I take a beer and wait until you have fallen asleep." " Now you're not afraid..." " You should not have keys to the house." " I thought you called me." " I did." "But if you can go into..." " Which I never did." " But you can." "You have been here." "Not when you were here." "I got light on the porch." "I waited until you had gone, so that we would not argue." "I am grateful that you have cooked lamp and the first not in the bathroom." "This would be a change." "Nothing changed." "I move, Wayne." "I like not to blame at you all the time." "No, there is no... my." "It is either good or it leaves you country." "We have no children, it's okay." "We can not have children, it's okay." "Suddenly, we kill each other, we differ and we are leaving the country." "It is all or nothing." "What happened to moderation?" "It is good." "I take it again!" "I told you." "He fucks the bride from real estate agency." "I got him!" "You take the woman!" "Ask me something else." "How are you?" "He is out there, he will soon return." "I may call you back." "You going out and hunt?" " I'm looking for your husband." " He is not home." "I know." "I wonder if I may have come in and wait." "We have met before." "Remember?" "Will you shoot me?" " The police are here at any time." " Have you had the time and call them?" "I do not think you are going to shoot me." "It is your big day." "Empty Treasury Add it to the disk." "And chewing gum." "Get away!" "Get up!" "Are you indian?" "You see indiansk out." "You should do something with your hair." "Get a little volume." "Look at me." "Are you sure you are not indian?" "Whatever." "How many times do you ask if I saw him shoot the girl?" "I thought she had come out." "How many times will you watch the hole in the tree?" "My wife said she did not want to meet him and you seem not to believe her." "No one has said, "good work." "" Or "it was brave of you. "" "Maniacs are trying to kill us and what do you do about it?" "Paul Scallen, FBI." "It is the same color as the car, a large Cadillac." "Nobody seems to find it." "We found it." "On Wapole Island." "However, there was not much color left." " Do you have a Lionel Adam?" " Yes..." "I have bad news." "Would you tell me what this is?" "Why do they want to kill Lionel?" "We're not sure, but we believe that the looking for you." "You have seen them." "The extruded just a real estate agency." "Maybe this." "But the second has some history." "More known as the Blackbird." "Assassin for the Mafia." " What did the Mafia to do with us?" " Boss was killed last week." "Together with a girl." "That was probably an inside job." "Thanks to you, we know that he was in the area." "If we can pick him up, even if it is for blackmail, would he like to make a deal." "Are we going to testify against an assassin?" "He will come after you anyway." " Without you, we can not take him." " What do you suggest?" "Your life is in danger, so you qualify you for white patronage." " Do you want to move us?" " Until we find them." "We will give you new identities, temporary job." "You do not sell the house." "We can make a deal with Nelson Davies." "It may be for sale at pretending." " I am." " Why are you calling me?" " I need a car." "A lawful." " Boss is very angry at you." " He fucked the bride you killed." " Can you get it or not?" "You can not come here." "Everyone is looking for you." "We move your luggage tonight." "New cars are waiting for you tomorrow." " People who have come out of protection." " The destination is two hours south." "You live here in your new name." "You must be Pam Wenkovsky." "I am your husband Matt." "It is better to remain as close truth as possible." " How long have you been married?" " 15 years." "On a construction site June 4, 1991, in St. Albans." "Who asked first?" "How long after you got married?" " A week?" " How many children?" "Nearly one." "If they moved, why is their furniture left?" "Are you going to kill Donna, too?" " She is a witness." " What are you?" "You need me." "Adding fingerprint everywhere." "Sno cars." "Do the heavy lifting." " Who is it?" " I'm looking for Wayne Colson." " Who gave you my number?" " It was a new guy who works here." "We have tried to get hold of Wayne." "He gave us this number before he left." " Did he make you, my number?" " He gave it to the head." "It is late in Heron." "But he said you knew where he was." " Wayne, that is." " They tell nothing to me." "I have a check that I want to give him." "Good morning." "Welcome." "If the neighbors ask, as paid you about 200,000 for the house." "It looks more like 150,000." "There is not much privacy here." "Do you want privacy, please close the door." " But I do not think you want it." " You 're exactly what you want." "There is a chance I can stop you." "There is a delay in the divorce, while the couple is hiding the killers." "This is Elvis Presley Esplanadi a regning day." "This is Lisa Marie." "A jet he bought, christened it after his daughter." "We birthday on the same day." " One more thing." "My life number is nine." " What is a life number?" "You add your birth date." "February is the second month, so it becomes two." "I was born the first." "Two plus one is three." "Then add to the year you were born." "I will not say it." "There will be nine." "If you were born in 1900." "Then it will be ten." "Ten counted as..." "Get dressed and buy beer." "Do you think he cares about your pictures?" "What is the difference in me and Elvis?" "I live and he is dead." "I have news for you." "Will someone to visit you when you die?" "Not even your mother, if you had someone." "But if 100 years will be still visit Graceland." "You are so fucking stupid." "Let me ask you something." "Elvis would sing for you or fuck you?" "I know what you think." "You will call me liar." "But he had to sing." "I believe her." "Elvis had not come." "He had not been sufficiently smelly or dirty." "Why are you not just shut up for a while?" " If you talk again..." " Yes, what happens?" " This is Elvis billiardroom..." " Can we talk, Armand?" " What is your fucking problem?" " You are." "From now you do not leave my sight." "Do you want to check when I go to the toilet?" "Or when I fucked Donna..." "Or pretend we like you do not want to fuck her?" "Listen to me." "Shut your mouth closed, so do not worry." "So you are a welder?" "Can you weld together things waterproof?" "I can weld together a house, so it does not collapse." "Today, she may not say where they are." "But tomorrow... can she may." "What a job, you and Wayne worked on?" "We have been on different." "Anyway." "I do not care about who that sends the check." " But the boss says we should do it." " I told you I do not have the address." "I only have their phone number." "You want it?" " That said, you never." "Have you?" " Not on the phone." "I did not know who I was talking to." "They will find out if you are at home." "So they can rape one." "I understand." "One must be careful." "Can you give him a check." "Then you know where the ports." "In the nearest bar." "I should not bend me so much." "It's like pressing a knife in me." "Lie down on the couch." "No, to sleep on the carpet instead." "I will give you a back massage." "I had a foster mother who taught me." " Do you know what you do?" " Yes." "Don't hurt me?" "What did you do?" "I gave her a back massage." "It is a Missouri number." "I robbed a bank there." "Hey, it's Matt and Pam." "We are not here." "We are calling." "Hello?" "Hi, I am." "Tried to call a few times..." "No, I'm fine." "I lose you..." "We must have a plan." "Would you like to wait until the track number?" "It had all my numbers." " Why do not want to go to Missouri?" " We will." "When they stop looking for us." "And when they think we have stopped looking for them." "This is the bedroom." " I love how you say "bedroom. "" " We love our mansord." " You will not here." " It is true." "Where are you from?" "Detroit side." "We never looked in the kitchen." "Are you me?" " How was the tour?" " You should know." "You were there." "You sold to Gerald?" "He has looked in many places." " Do they agree that we are here?" " Come by the office anytime you want." " What happens if we behave?" " What are you talking about?" "What happens if we are to use as bait." "The FBI is waiting for them to find us." " What if they turn up here?" " They get caught." " Before they kill us?" " Yes, I am voting on." "I can not pretend to do my job." "I waiting for someone to take a gun." "What are our choices?" "Sit here and be mad?" "I do not know." "You can tell me." "Can we try something else?" "Come on down after work." "Meet the guys and their wives." "They are good people." "We can take something to eat at the beach." " Is there anything bothering you?" " Yes, this bothers me." "You and me." "Not gangsters." " I need your help with something." " Drug you out me here, to put it?" "You are brave." "I do not care about what you need." "Yes, you." "That is why you came when I called." "You do not want the police taking me." "They ask where I was when the old man died." "How will they connect me to someone they go up from this lake." "The blue Cadillac you gave me." "The paper tray in hand, registered to your peperoniföretag." "If something happens to me, a friend drive the car into a police station." "They will find the gun I killed man with, for you." "Wrapped in a letter." "From me." "No love letters." "This will you do for me." "There is a cemetery in Port Heron, my brother is buried there." "He never got the the funeral he was worth." "When you go up there, has clouds around them." "Some days it is believed that one sees things clear." "Your home." "The store you shop in." "The church you got married in." "I can see everything." "All the places I have ever been on." " Why did you moved here?" " The job ended." "When you reach a certain age, move down one." "One floor per year." " I have my pride." "A little too much." " You should talk less and drink more." "These stacks deserves a round, Linda." "How you fell for a kind of shy guy like Matt?" "His muscles and short pants." "He would shine even then." "All the guys were after her." "She is pretty and smart" " Do not overdo it, Matthew." " Your mother always said, Carmen, honey..." "For that was what her mother called her." "For she is good singer." "You are a gifted girl, do not discard away your life with a welder." "Then you wake up on 20 years and understand that he does not deserve you." "15 years." " He lies, my mother adores him." " There is kareoke on Friday." " You must come." " Just wait, she beats all." "I will hit you, Matt." "I checked in you, you should talk less and drink more." "Why does it feel like I feel best, when you talk to other people?" " I like this town." " Tell all your stories." "Just saying the truth tonight." "No, not lit the lamp." "Are you married?" "No, I have a break." " Do you live here?" " I can not tell where I live." "It is a secret." "We found them last week." "Two corpses." "Shot and driven to a appropriate place and fired up the car." "Not much to identify." "Indians have a brother." "Sitting for life in Kingston Prison." "We did tests." "Check with his." "It matched." " What now?" " When we are ready, you can go back." " We may not want it to go back." " It happens." " But if we want, we can?" " Also occurs." " Still busy." " Try again." "I'm not your little brother, you decide not me." " I know." "I buried my brother." " Take it easy." "We are dead." "They dig a little to, we live." "We bought us just a little more time." "Please try again." "She unpacks, I will find her." "She will call you when she comes home." "No, I will stay here for a while." "A court decision." "I am not sure that we do that either." "Okay, Mom." "It is estimated." "She says that we will not shatter." "God knows that I asked for it." " Homework." "Many laughs." " I await the movie." "Can we at least try?" "Now that we are safe?" "Matt and Pam may be able to resolve those things Wayne and Carmen could not." " Do you believe that?" " Yes, I do." " Stop." " No." "Mess with me." "Do not say no." "It is not a thing." "It is not a day." "It is not a child or no children." "It is the year." "I need time." "Time to remember what I think about you and what you think of me." "Okay, we solve it." "I think we can solve it." "I think we started to fix this." "Who is it?" "Are you gonna go?" "Richie also?" "What did he say about me?" "You know how he is." "He brags about you." " As I work with?" " It is not me to do." "I have appreciated your company." "I think you're a nice person." "And I wish you every success." "I forgot something." "Please respond." "Are you hungry?" "Your mother told you to be home to breakfast, you could have run faster." "We are getting hungry." "You have beautiful hair." "Move up a little bit." "To take something from here." "Want to get food for Bird?" "We brought their own food." " What do you want?" " We are waiting only for your husband." "Then what?" "Can you not say so?" "I know why you are here." "Last, you held a gun on me, wanted you to kill me." "Right?" "But you could not." " Where is it?" " In Missouri." " So, your husband has it?" " I hope so." "Why do not we shoot her now and take care of her husband later?" "Please do not reply." "Where does he think she was to buy food." "He comes home." "What is this?" " Test." "You may attract a deer." "Make your lunch to Bird?" "Has he liked dessert yet?" " I only eat chicken." "Do you know why?" " No." "For Wade Boggs to the chicken before each match." "Therefore he called the "Chicken Man. "" "Do you know who Wade Boggs is?" "Bird does not know shit." "I would be basbollspelare." "My terrible childhood as orphans, destroyed everything." "So I became a bank robber." "I have an idea." "Take off your clothes." "You do not take you all the clothes." "Only the trousers and linen." "If you have it." "Do you?" "She has none." "You can walk around in panties then." "Be a little topless." "Serve drinks." "You need to kick harder than that." "You feel much better about you take off your clothes and wash yourself" "Use that." "Do you need somewhere to sleep away bakfyllan?" "Give me five minutes." "You would be topless." " That is my husband's jacket." "Take it." " We can make a change." "I take the jacket if you take the linen." "I like your outfit." "You look like a little school girl." "Are you going to respond now?" "Let the call." "We are not here." "Leave a message..." "Ends you ever eat?" "Is there anything wrong?" "Are you afraid?" "There is no reason for it." "When Wayne come home, do we have a chat." "Is not it?" "Are you concerned about someone else want, before you run out of it?" "What should you do when Donna asks you use one of Elvis costume?" "You can always have the pink he had, before he was big as a pig." "I read about a guy." "He weighed 580 kg." "At breakfast he was to type one kilograms bacon." "A couple dozen eggs." "For lunch he had eaten four hamburgers, four cheeseburgers, four boxes of chips." "For dinner three steaks, six fried potatoes, regular potatoes." "A little filling." "Can you imagine him poop?" "Donna, it's Bird's baby..." "When this is over, the Bird and Donna go to Memphis, hold hand..." "Look at Elvis stuff." "Is not it?" "The only problem is, that Donna fucking Elvis as we speak." "You were warned, just like any other." "Do you know why I shot him?" "He was not the I thought." "I had a little brother." "We were in a hospital." "When we were done, there was a nurse who was there." "She saw us." "My little brother just stood there and watched." "He looked for a long time." "Maybe he liked her face." "In all cases, there he died of." "Go and put on some clothes." "I have to go upstairs." "I am not as Richie." "I do not like." "I know." "You meet a woman." "You think she sees you." "See who you are beneath the surface." "But it turns out that she only is a slut with lipstick." "I see you." "I panicked when I saw the gun." " Where is your husband?" "When he comes home?" " I do not know." "When you call him." "Call the and says he will come home." "I am tired of waiting." "I want to get it over with." "He will not return." "He is in Missouri." "He is not even my husband anymore." "Do you not?" "Do you anything about real life?" "Real life?" "What the hell is that?" "Missouri?" "Carmen!" "It is I!" "Honey?" "You must let me." "I have no key." "Listen to me." "I have had 600 km and 15 years of reflection." "Five is bad, that was what you said." "So, we invest in six." "And then, when we have something six we aim to seven." "I really want to reach ten." "For I get it now." "Carmen?" "I understand." "If you are not going to let me in, let me download anything." "In the car." "A gift..." "You must know what you do, when you enter." "You must have been thinking about it." "not staying." "Do not be interesting." "It is empty." "Where do you no mistakes."

"~~ [ Ragtime ]" "[ Car Engine Idling ]" "~ Who am I to think that you would care for me ~" "~ The way you do ~" "~ l must be dreaming ~" "~ Who would think I'd ever see ~" "~ The day when you would smile at me ~" "~ l must be dreaming ~" "~ l would have laughed if someone told me ~" "~ That your dear arms would ever hold me ~" "~ l thought you were like a star so hard to reach ~" "~ But here you are ~" "~ l must be dreaming ~" "~ Dum dee-dum dee dum-dum ~" "~ Da da-da da-dum bum ba da-da da-dum ~" "~ Dum dee-dum ~" "~ Da-dee dum ~~" "[ Laughing ]" "[ Doorbell Rings ]" "I can't believe it!" "I'm married to F.Q. Biggerd, the millionairess." "She's not a millionairess, damn it!" "Didn't her mother leave her something?" "Wait. lt'll come to me." "No, it won't!" "Will you get off of this?" "I told you, she hasn't got any money, goddamn it!" "Wait a minute..." "Listen, kiddo, let me straighten the picture on the wall right now, okay?" "If I could've gotten my divorce, you wouldn't be married." "You'd be behind bars where you belong, you cheap crook." "Now, do yourself a favor and stay away from her." "Nick!" "How is she?" "She's still out cold." "Nick!" "What?" "Listen, doesn't she have some money in her own right" "Will you get off of this?" "I told you it's all in Daddy's hands!" "This is purely a love proposition between her and I, goddamn it!" "But wait a minute, Nick!" "Listen..." "[ Choking ]" "You may be saving me from the Mann Act, kiddo, but I am saving you from the gallows." "Now, when we get to Chicago, if you would prefer me to call the bank and point out the embezzlement of some $1,500 by their dummo ex-bank teller, which I have covered at great personal cost" "Nick, you don't have to make these unpleasant threats." "Do you want to go to jail, or do you want to go to California?" "California." "All right." "[ Train Whistle Blows ]" "Good morning." "Did you have a nice ni— night?" "I'm sick as a mutt." "God, what a night to remember." "It's all a complete blank." "She, uh, can't drink... among other things." "Mmph." "Well, I feel great." "Slept like a top, first time on a train." "I feel like a million." "E-Excuse me... have we met?" "Yes, dear, you have." "This is your husband— Oscar Sullivan?" "Oh, I am sorry." "How do you do?" "Don't mention it." "I'm not quite myself." "Would you like some eggs, dear?" "Please don't say that." "[ Sighs ]" "Uh, what does the "F.Q." Stand for?" "Fredericka Quintessa." "Oh..." "Fredericka Quintessa Biggerd." "[ Sighs ]" "Bee-gard." "Mm, Bee-gard." ""Freddie" is fine." "Oh." "Freddie." "That's cute." "Oh, please don't eat!" "Don't eat." "Oh!" "[ Gagging ]" "Fredericka Quintessa Biggerd." "Just quit throwing your weird thoughts and your misinterpretations onto the thing." "I wasn't." "I was just for a second knocked for a loop." "Because I find it insulting." "No, no, it wasn't." "Uh, I'm really very happy for you, Nick." "I think she's a lovely-looking and probably a very nice..." "Well, it's not in your best interest to find her too attractive, you know." "I didn't say "too attractive."" "Just keep it in mind!" "I mean, from the front, maybe." "To me, not that much from the side." "Now, I don't mean bad, though." "I mean not as alluring as from the front." "She's not as good-looking as your wife, though, do you think?" "[ Train Whistle Blows ]" "[ indistinct Conversations ]" "Huh?" "Be right back." "L'd like to say that I think that there's a want of intelligence in bringing too much notice to ourselves, kiddo." "It just lacks foresight." "I was just gonna play a few games." "'Cause you're the husband and I'm the brother..." "Not that it would ever happen, but we don't want any of these clowns to have the opportunity to say that we were peculiar in any way." "And that the husband was always playing cards..." "Well, they couldn't say that, Nick while the brother was always under the rose with the sister." "You get me?" "It just doesn't look nice." "So try to stay to yourself." "[ Sighs ]" "You know how high the percentage of convictions on the Mann Act is, kiddo?" "L'll bet you in round figures it's more than for murder, robbery, and rape, all told." "Half of these geepos get snagged by just a simple lack of foresight." "It's dumb." "Dumb stuff." "It's not necessary." "Transporting a woman across the state line for immoral purposes— Ha!" "That's a lot of crap." "Where is, uh... lndisposed." "Oh." "Indisposed." "Is she sick again?" "Up in the saddle." "Oh." "The monthly?" "Oh, the monthly." "Yeah... the mousey's bedtime." "The mousey's what?" "It's what we call it." "My mother, when I was a kid— Now, this takes me back." "She used to have me run down to buy a "mouse bed," she called 'em." "So's I wouldn't be onto what they were and get embarrassed." "Which, later, I definitely did refuse to do it." "But then she'd say," ""Run down and get me a box of little mouse beds, honeybug."" "Mouse beds?" "Yeah, in the funny strips, you know-you've seen it." "The little mouse in his red coveralls and his little hole in the wall with a lot of little mousey furniture." "And, uh, even a little bitty radio set the size of your fingernail, see?" "And a mousey little bed that he sleeps in." "You've seen it." "And she pointed this out to me, "Looky there, Osco", at the cute little creep mousey in his mousey, mousey bed." "Go down to Fatool's and get your mud a big box" ""for the little mousey to lay his head."" "You didn't wonder what the hell she was doing with all these mice beds?" "No." "Because women are afraid of mice." "You know that, don't you?" "No, I didn't wonder." "L'd have been curious." "Mouse beds." "I gotta tell Freddie that one." "[ Sighs ]" "Momsie." "He was absolutely hideous to me." "I could cry." "Oh, now, now." "He cursed me!" "Oh, God, that's— that's awful." "He said I was a profound disappointment and a cheap wanton, and I don't know what else." "You didn't tell him where we're going." "He said I begrimed his name." "Aw, what a..." "He wouldn't listen to a word I said." "He said as far as he was concerned, I no longer exist!" "And that he's going to cut me out of his life as if I was some kind of unwanted wart or something." "Oh, God, what kind of a daddy is that?" "That's that." "The worst is over, Momsie." "We just don't want to give it another thought." "Shouldn't exist." "You know, a mean man and a man of means often means the same." "Oh, well..." "boo to him then." "What do I care, kiddies?" "I may have lost one man, but I've fallen heiress to two." "That's right." "You're right." "Good-bye, blues." "[ Sighs ]" "These things are nothing but death traps." "Isn't this exhilarating, sweetie?" "!" "L've always wanted to do this!" "I just know you're going to love it!" "This is something right out of Buck Rogers, isn't it?" "!" "I feel like old Lindy!" "Like a bird!" "How are you enjoying yourself?" "!" "Uh... I've been reading up quite a bit about flying, you know, in an aerodynamics booklet!" "I don't know the first thing about it!" "Well, you know, the great pressure of going 90 miles per forces the wind..." "Hey!" "Oh, excuse me!" "The lemon is for air sickness, sir!" "What does it do?" "!" "You suck on it!" "Ah..." "[ People Screaming ]" "Los Angeles in 5 minutes." "[ Seat Belt Clicking ]" "[ Man ] Ahh." "[ Woman ] Ooh!" "Ahhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Ahhh!" "Ahhhhhhhhhh!" "Ahhhhhhhh!" "Just ignore him!" "Uh— Uh— Uh..." "[ Man ] ...hang onto up there?" "Where were you?" "[ Oscar ] Thank you." "Excuse me." "Oscar Sullivan." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "[ Sighs ]" "Hmm?" "What is this?" "A guy walks a wing and supposedly his friends say nothing about it?" "No one's impressed." "No one's impressed, jackass!" "Oh, sweetie— Ow!" "Goddamn it!" "I knew we should've assumed some names." "You ever hear of Ormer Locklear?" "I asked you and I asked you, but no, no!" "You want to cause the whole thing to fizzle up in our faces!" "You want to put us all into striped suits!" "I don't agree." "Ha ha!" "That's rich!" "That's rich!" "Did you ever once stop and think what a mess you'd have put me into if you'd fallen off?" "If I thought I was gonna fall off, I wouldn't have done it, stumpo." "I was optimistic I wouldn't." "And I'll tell you why I did it if you're so interested." "Put my goddamn neck at risk and Freddie's." "Ow!" "We'd be out here across I don't know how many state lines without a husband." "And you drawing unnecessary attention to us by falling off a plane and getting squashed to death!" "Come on, come on." "Will you hurry up?" "!" "You want to know why I did it or not?" "I know why you did it!" "I know why you did it!" "I could drop my pants and do the same!" "What about me?" "L'd like to know why." "Okay, okay." "Tell me in the taxi." "It's private." "Why?" "All this whole trip you've been more or less ignoring me." "Oh, baloney." "Yeah, you have." "L've been mostly placed in a position of being left alone like a fifth wheel and not being made to feel like I'm included." "Well, I just got married." "Do you mind?" "Hey, I just got married." "Wait a minute..." "No." "This is no fun and I'm not planning on putting up with it." "Oh, okay, Oscar, okay." "Uh, I'm sorry." "What can I say?" "Except that I'm..." "I'm glad that you brought it to my attention." "I really am." "Well, yeah." "So you should pay some attention to the fact, you know, that, after all... I'm here too." "Well, I want to hear from you now, kiddo." "What do you think?" "You like the place?" "Hmm?" "Really nice, huh?" "Well... I don't know, Nick." "[ Sighs ] lt's not much like the picture you painted." "Well, maybe we can do a little better when we both have a job." "Frankly, this is close to what I can afford for 3 people at present." "What do you think, honey?" "Huh?" "What do I think?" "I think, uh..." "Well, I love it." "I think it's adorable." "I think it's a dream." "You do?" "Well, why, if you like it that much, why, then, why don't we just go ahead and take it, huh?" "Ooh!" "[ Laughs ]" "What do you think, Nick?" "Uh, this is Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Dix, here, and I'm, uh, Mr. Wilson." "I'm Mrs. Dix's brother." "How do you do?" "And may I ask who is to be the responsible party?" "L-l, uh, will be the responsible party." "All right." "As the responsible party, Mr. Wilson, a few things..." "We can have no cats, dogs, children, picture people, drinking, noisy gatherings, or raucous behaving of any kind." "Now, over here..." "[ Engine Turns Over ]" "Ha ha." "How 'bout it today, kiddo?" "Are we gonna come up with a situation for you or not?" "Well, I'm trying, you know." "If you think I'm not, I'm out there every day." "All day wearing down my shoes." "It's rough." "So you've been saying." "Well, I surely don't want to press you, but it strikes me just a little bit unfair that, uh, I'm carrying the whole load here while you lie around like a..." "I'm not lying around." "I haven't gotten entirely up yet." "Look, kiddo... I'm trying my damnedest to get Beatrice to come up with this divorce thing, okay?" "Now, what if it's gonna take another couple of months?" "Are you just gonna let me foot all the bills?" "Well, I've reached the decision, Nick, that I didn't come all the way out here just to repeat my old life." "Oh." "Uh-huh." "Now, what do you think I oughta do..." "Be calling up Freddie every hour on the telephone and see if you're out doing your part?" "Now, wouldn't that be a sorry thing?" "Hey, Nick!" "You didn't leave me any money for carfare or lunch!" "Good morning, Oscar." "Morning." "So glad someone's still here." "Well... I haven't completely got going yet." "So god-awtul... to wake up, find yourself all alone..." "I just hate it." "It's my least favorite thing." "Yeah, I know what you mean." "You know what I usually do..." "After I listen to the damn birds, tweet, tweet" "God, bedlam... this is what I do every morning." "[ Breathing Deeply ]" "Four... five..." "[ Sighs ] lt's for the waist." "Well, you have a very nice figure to begin with." "L've been trying to do a back bend." "Oh." "Well, I could show you how to do that." "You could?" "!" "Oh." "Well, let's do that sometime." "And to pick up a hankie with your teeth." "Oh, I'd love that." "[ Laughs ] I'd just love to surprise Nicky one night by just sort of casually leaning over and picking something up and never mention a word about it." "Ha!" "Wouldn't he go wild?" "[ Laughs ] [ Sighs ]" "Oh, you know what?" "What?" "Nicky's getting me a Victrola." "Oh." "And a typewriter." "Too bad we can't have a puppy dog here." "Tear-stained cheeks." "Oh, do you want a little doggy?" "Well, something." "What's your birthday come-on?" "My birthday?" "Why do you want to know about my birthday?" "Well, you never can tell... somebody might just want to surprise you with a little doggy on your birthday." "Oh, Lord." "That's very soon now." "Where do I plan to be on my way to then, for heaven's sakes?" "To Europe with my sweetie." "Oh." "He can afford to go to Europe?" "Well, well, well." "Well, maybe we can and maybe we can't." "The main thing is to get this divorce thing out of the way." "L'd better go get dressed." "Excuse me." "[ Bird Chirping ]" "Hey, baby." "Chickie." "[ Nick ] All right, that's enough." "Put that thing away." "It's so little." "It just breaks me to pieces." "I'm gonna break it to pieces and put it in the garbage." "Look at it with me, sweetie." "No, I will not look at it!" "Just for one second." "Boy, this character will go to any extremes to get attention." "Well, I tell ya, he better get himself a job this week or that's it" "No ifs, ands, or buts, I mean it." "Let him play the big gift-giver with his own money, the little Bolshevik." "Honey... just look at this little baby thing." "I'm gonna throw it out the window." "I think it thinks I'm its mother." "[ Cries ]" "Ohhh." "[ Crying Continues ]" "Ohhh." "You ever hear the moral about the little monkey that had the bad habit of copying every damn thing he saw?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, that's a good one." "You ever heard of Chicken Little?" "Well, I refer to it apropos of that little cream-catcher on your lip." "What, this?" "That's right." "The monkey-do mustache." "Are you trying to be suave?" "If you think I'm trying to copy you, you're bent." "Ha ha." "No?" "Who had it first?" "Were you born with a mustache or something?" "A lot of people have musta..." "Oh, kiddos, please!" "Are we gonna have a good time or not?" "I know." "Let's all sing something." "Let's sing, um... ~ Shakin' the blues away ~" "~ Unhappy news away... ~ l mean this exact style?" "Hey, I've run into a dozen people out here that have this exact style." "Who?" "Oh, you name 'em!" "~ But as a rule, they'll go with you... ~" "Gilbert, for instance." "Navarro." "Navarro who?" "Ramon." "John Gilbert l'm speaking of." "Give me John Gilbert." "These are your friends now, huh?" "I didn't say anything about friends, did I?" "I was referring to their mustaches." "As long as you're moving in these circles... I didn't say" "Maybe you can quit nickel-and-diming me to death!" "[ Singing Continues ]" "Shut up, Freddie." "You want me to be night clerk at some hotel rat-cheese?" "!" "How about night and day clerk at the YMCA, which is right where you're headed for, you little leech!" ""Shut up, Freddie"?" "!" "Gimme that, you porker!" "Hey, don't touch..." "Ow!" "Ouch!" "You watch it!" "L'll push your goddamn nose in it." "Oh, I'm happy to hear it, Nicky!" "Ah!" "Let me out!" "I'm happy to hear it!" "Let me out of here!" "You know why?" "Let me out!" "No one pays any attention to my feelings!" "...I'll tell you why!" "Momsie, Momsie... I am bored to insanity with these rows!" "I want to call my daddy on the telephone!" "Get back in the car, dear." "Go on your stinking picnic." "Freddie, did you hear me?" "No, I said!" "I'm gonna stay here until someone nice comes along, you damn poo-poo faces!" "Freddie, you don't mean that." "Ha!" "Love has turned to hate!" "It's all right now, honey, come on." "I can't stand being with the two of you!" "Because Oscar isn't going with us." "[ Bird Chirps ]" "[ Tango Music Plays ]" "[ Door Opens ]" "Ah!" "God, you nearly scared the pants off me." "I brought you this food for your little chickie." "Oh." "Thank you." "Don't you look like a little Kewpie doll?" "One time..." "l-l dressed up in my brother's clothes... very late at night after everyone was asleep and I went promenading around the streets, devil-may-care, you know, with my hands in my pockets." "[ Chirping Continues ]" "Of course... there wasn't a soul around to see me." "Chickie." "They would've packed me off to an alienist." "But... oh..." "I did feel like a real individual." "Sit on my lap, you cutie." "No." "I'm not going to sit on your lap." "What for?" "Sit on my lap." "Are you going to start anything... funny if I do?" "I won't try anything funny that you don't want me to." "Can you give me a piece of candy?" "'Cause we're not going to be naughty." "No, I really don't want to." "Come on..." "What's this foible you got about just sitting on a guy's lap?" "Fraidy-cat." "Applesauce!" "Keep your hands to yourself, I'll sit in your lap till the cows come home." "My hands are to myself." "Okay." "I'm sitting on your lap." "See?" "So what?" "My hands are to myself." "Chickie..." "Oh, I love my little chickie." "[ Smooch ]" "Chickie!" "Peep, peep." "Who gave it to ya?" "Chickie..." "Hmm?" "Chickie..." "[ Smooch Smooch Smooch ]" "Chickie..." "Never even got a kiss for it." "You did so." "Give me a little kiss." "There you go." "Give me a little kiss." "Uh, uh, I'll just give you a little peck on the cheek." "[ Kissing ]" "Oh..." "Oh!" "What am I doing?" "No, I refuse to." "Let's stop, please." "Mm-mmm." "No." "No." "Wait, we can't." "Please." "Fins!" "Fins!" "I refuse to be unfaithful to Nicky!" "Fins!" "Oh!" "God, I must be out of my mind!" "Who's the actual one being cheated upon, if the truth be told, according to the state of New York, not to mention the eyes of God?" "No one has to be the wiser." "[ Oscar And Freddie Moaning ]" "[ Freddie ] Ah!" "Ah!" "[ Oscar ] Ooh!" "Ooh!" "Ow!" "Wait, wait, your leg's in the wrong place." "Ah, yeah." "Yeah." "[ Moaning Continues ]" "Oh, my..." "Oh, my!" "Oh, my, oh, my." "[ Vehicle Approaches ]" "[ Nick ] ~ Valencia!" "~" "~ Where the orange trees forever scent the breeze ~" "~ By the sea!" "~" "~ Ah bah ba bah... ~" "~ Valencia!" "~" "~ ln my arms I held your charms ~" "~ Beneath the blossoms high above ~" "~ You loved me ~" "~ ln Valencia long ago we found a paradise of love!" "~" "~ La la la la la... ~~" "Oh, how are you, there, Mrs. Gould?" "Well, are we practicing the bandito today?" "Oh, I don't know, I doubt it." "[ Breathing Heavily ]" "Yeah." "You really do, you look cute as a bug." "Maybe I am a bug." "Hmm, that's right." "You're Nicky's little bug." "So what hit me like a ton of bricks?" "Lunchtime in Providence." "[ Nick And Freddie Moaning ]" "Oh, my..." "Oh, my." "[ Moaning Continues ]" "Oh, my." "[ Breathing Heavily ]" "What's this, Freddie?" "I don't know." "Your Frenchies?" "Not mine, dear." "Oh." "I just now said to myself, "What in the world are you doing?"" "What am I doing?" "I'm j— I'm just trying to keep the place moist." "No, no, me, Mrs. Gould." "I just said to myself, "Hey, where are you going and why?"" "I tell ya, I feel like a million bucks!" "I think we should keep some things to ourselves." "I am going to keep it to myself." "Oh, I tell ya, I just" "Pardon me for saying this, but your fiddle case is open." "Oh." "[ Whistling Softly ]" "Oh." "How ya doin', Nick?" "Home for lunch?" "Me too." "What's up?" "Do I go through your drawers, Nick?" "I don't go through your drawers." "It's all over, pal." "You just went a little too far, for my money." "Yeah?" "What did I do now?" "Forget the slosh." "There's the evidence." "You tried to force yourself on her." "Force myself?" "Ha ha." "Force myself." "You wanna know the whole truth?" "She allured me." "Don't give me that." "I hate to tell you what it led to." "Freddie!" "That's a lie." "Sit down, Freddie." "I told you, we just petted a little." "If you wanna believe him instead of me, please do." "Petted, my big toe!" "Not in my book!" "Freddie, did you do it with this creepo?" "Who knows what I did?" "Some stupid thing, I don't even know what." "I was faced to the stupid wall." "Well, you're several times more interested in each other than you are in me." "The way I've been treated, you ask me how I feel?" "Oh, you dirty, rotten, little snitcher." "Oh, God!" "I hate all these squabbles." "[ Crying ] I tried to stay away from this issue, Nick." "Take my word for it." "You're getting a premature divorce, kiddo." "Now wait a minute." "This throws me back." "I want you outta here right away." "Get me?" "Now wait..." "Once and for all, goddamn it!" "L've come to the decision that I don't want a divorce at all." "I saw in the papers where they sent a very prominent dentist up on the Mann Act." "Two years in a slaver's cell." "You happen to see that, Nick?" "I get thrown out on the streets, I might feel resentful." "Go and write an anonymous note to some of these here interested parties and leave you to face the charges." "You crooked little son of a bitch!" "You do that, Nick, and I'll come right back at ya." "Boy, you take me for a dumbbell!" "There's maybe hundreds of thousands involved here!" "Don't talk to me about divorces!" "You're a maniac!" "Do you know that?" "I told you she can't expect a cent!" "Not from Daddy, maybe." "But don't try and kid me about Mama!" "She's got money coming from her mother on her birthday." "Ha ha!" "You're crazy!" "You're a dreamer!" "Her mother's Quintessa— The Quintessa lady on the box!" "You think I'm dumb?" "I checked up!" "[ Crying ] I didn't tell him." "Nobody has to tell me anything!" "It dawned on me right away!" "She's the mouse-bed heiress!" "All right, so what?" "She's divorcing you!" "You're in line for nothing!" "Zero!" "Yeah?" "!" "You think I've been breaking my hump here for nothing?" "!" "You think you're gonna come up with so much as a peanut?" "I'm the husband!" "Zero!" "You ever heard of community property?" "!" "I just consummated the whole thing so there's no loopholes!" "You take me for a moron?" "!" "I know my rights!" "Maybe I want to go to Europe too." "Shoe's on the other damn foot." "I'm getting a funny feeling that money... is all anybody cares about in this world." "Freddie..." "That's not true." "The minute I know someone's lying to me, I stop feeling for them immediately." "Please don't give Nicky any crap now." "You don't love me." "I can tell." "That's right- he doesn't." "Will you shut up?" "!" "Face the facts." "Arrrrggghh!" "Ahhhhh!" "Ahhh!" "Ahhh!" "Ahhhh!" "Leave me alone!" "Leave me alone!" "You're trying to kill me!" "I'm gonna call the police!" "I don't care what happens to me!" "Do you hear me?" "!" "I'm going to call my daddy on the telephone!" "I'm gonna tell him everything you put me through!" "And I hope they throw us all in jail!" "Go on!" "For all you put me through!" "You bastards!" "You sons of bitches!" "I hate you!" "You're never, ever gonna get anything from me!" "I'm gonna give it all away first!" "I'm gonna give it all away!" "I am going to give it all away!" "I don't care who gets it!" "I'm going to give it all to charity!" "You made my life a perfect hell!" "I don't care what happens to me!" "Let's not go off half-cocked, now, honey." "[ Crying ] Don't talk to me!" "You're half-cocked!" "Because, Momsie... nothing has changed here, now you know that..." "You liar!" "So just calm down and stop behaving hysterically." "Don't talk to me." "I'm gonna get on a train!" "No, no, no." "You just think about who's been deceived here and how hard it is for me to try and forgive what you..." "Balls!" "Balls!" "Balls!" "So I'm not gonna set foot back inside this house until you make up your mind to calm down and come to some sort of decision." "Good-bye, dear." "[ Crying ]" "I don't wanna try and influence ya, but this guy's a potential menace as far as I'm concerned." "You leave me alone!" "Leave me alone!" "The scales have fallen from my eyes." "I don't know what I've done to deserve such a self-centered pair of bastards!" "[ Glass Breaks ]" "[ Door Opens ]" "Now what did I do?" "!" "[ Doorknob Rattles ]" "[ Nick ] Please open the door." "Momsie... I never, you know, had anything in mind but the object of your complete happiness." "Now, uh, are you gonna accept that or not?" "Well, now, yes, the situation has been allowed to drift a little off the beaten track, honey, but, uh, Oscar and I have come to a mutual understanding, and— and for the, uh, sake of all of our peaces of mind," "uh, from now on, there's gonna be absolutely no problems." "Uh, you understand that, honey?" "[ Bird Chirping ]" "You think I can be happy when I know how unhappy you've been?" "I tell ya... I've been about as unhappy as a man can be that this thing has gone sour, dear heart." "Miserable and unhappy." "Tell her me too." "Uh, did you hear me, honey?" "Whatever you want to do, dear." "You just go right ahead with it if it makes you happy." "It's absolutely fine by me." "[ inhales Deeply ]" "All right?" "[ Chirping Continues ]" "So good night, dear." "Good night, d..." "Did you hear me, honey?" "[ Chirping Continues ]" "[ Dogs Barking, Crickets Chirping ]" "[ Oscar ] Now what?" "She's gonna give it all away." "A fortune, down the drain." "Boy, oh, boy." "You've ruined my life, that's all." "Know what I actually feel like doing?" "L'd like to get ahold a gun and... just "bang!" like that." "Solve all my problems." "What are you staring at?" "You could do that?" "You could do that to her?" ""To her"?" "What "to her"?" "Uh, l-l can read between the lines, kiddo." "I can read between the lines." "Read between the lines, my foot." "I don't come up with these ideas on my own." "Oh, no?" "Oh, no." "I was speaking editorially of myself." "You leaped to conclusion, not me." "Okay, forget it." "No one's to blame." "Let's just say it came up accidentally." "Yeah." "Well... uh... accidents do happen, you know, where no one's to blame, for that matter." "I'm just talking out loud." "Well, uh... if we're speaking hypothetically, uh, nothing of an accidental nature could occur until after the birthday." "Of course not, right?" "Then, uh, one would have, oh, uh... some period of grace before, uh, she'd actually, uh..." "[ Clears Throat ] come into possession." "But, uh, after the birthday, then what, the, uh, husband would legally, you know, be the, uh, whatchamacallit?" "Yeah." "Ahh, touchy." "You know, Nick, I'd, uh..." "Hypothetically... I'd go absolute halves with ya." "I hope you know that." "You wanna sleep on it?" "[ Tango Music Plays ]" "~ To you ~" "~ Happy birthday, dear Freddie ~" "~ Happy birthday to you ~~" "[ Tango Music Continues ]" "Well, now, you know, most of your average people won't know a venomous reptile from a large garden worm." "[ Oscar ] Oh, no, it, uh, has to be an absolute, authentic poisonous snake, or, uh, he won't work with it." "You don't say." "[ Flute Music Plays ]" "These are, more or less, rattlesnake here... or pit vipers." "Mm-hmm." "Mm-hmm." "Um, what about that one?" "That's "Ol' Pete."" "He'll run you a buck." "Uh-huh." "Okay." "[ Flute Music Stops ]" "Gimme a buck." "[ Snakes Rattle ] I hope you're sure about their being poisonous because none of them are making for you." "Heh heh heh heh." "They ain't gonna none of them make for ol' Tom." "They know old Tom will kick the sap out of 'em." "Now, I ain't gonna guarantee ya... you can charm a rattlesnake." "Oh, yeah, sure." "He's done it, oh..." "I don't know how many times." "Oh, you don't say." "[ Snake Rattles ]" "[ Nick Groans Fearfully ]" "Now... be sure you hold him akimbo from your body." "[ Rattling Continues ]" "[ Engine Turns Over ]" "[ Nick ] Now what?" "[ Oscar ] Well, what this famous guy, uh, Casper de Mange, did is... he put the snake into a canvas bag, I believe, and then he stuck his wife's foot into it" "and he held it there till she got bit." "Well, we can't do that." "We can't do that." "She'd know we were doing something." "No, he chloroformed her." "Something like that first and then he..." "Well, we can't do that." "The guy was a clown." "We gotta work out someway we can, uh, maybe go up into the hills and have it occur in a natural setting." "Maybe, uh, you know, uh... plan another picnic." "Hmmm." "Maybe." "Maybe." "I feel a qualm about this snake, kiddo." "You do?" "What qualm?" "Well, let's leave 'em here and take a look in the morning." "[ Bird Chirps ]" "is it all right?" "Oh, my!" "Ask Nick if you don't believe me." "Well, it's going to improve." "That's my goal." "And anyway, I just adore trying various recipes." "Uh, uh, what's this, dear?" "Uh..." "Okra." "In a way, I'm just loving it." "Because it recalls my old dollhouse days when I was just a little baby girl, and I used to spend hours pretending to serve tea." "Yeah, well, you're still Nicky's little baby girl, aren't you, my little mud pie?" "Oh, you're so je ne sais quoi." "I could just eat you." "It's sticky." "Don't eat it if you don't want to... really... if you don't like it, because I'm not that way." "Oh, no, I like it, it's just, uh... is it supposed to be kind of slithery?" "I really don't know." "All right, uh... I know, uh... these are, uh, eggs." "I'm so happy." "Isn't this fun... for a change, you have to admit?" "Oh, yeah, honey." "[ Sighs ] I just feel so relieved now that I've decided what to do with that damn money of mine." "You know, I was trying to recall some of these charities that my mother was very, very involved with... because I know she would be so pleased that I would put it to that use." "Uh-huh, uh-huh." "You want some more of anything?" "Uh, what else you got?" "Oh, I made a dessert!" "Ah... for breakfast." "Ahh." "Oh, damn, it didn't set." "What is it?" "Uh, eh, tea?" "Oh, go jump in the lake." "Oh, well, what is it then, dear?" "I don't care to be the butt of your amusement, Nicky." "[ Sighs ]" "[ Door Slams ]" "Oh, I give up." "[ Sighs ]" "Just keep asking yourself, "Then where will I be?"" "[ Moaning ]" ""Then where will I be?"" "Keep asking yourself." "I don't care." "I don't give a damn where l'm gonna be." "I just-lt's not in me, this sort of thing, it's just not in me." "It's all over." "One of the first principles of applying "mindism"" "is to never let negative feelings block the path to your goal." "Otherwise, you are always sinking back into discouragement." "Ohh, leave me alone." "What I do is, I envision my goal." "I put myself into a trance and then I go to sleep." "Now this is the technique, which is what I'm using here, to where l have come up with a foolproof plan that we haven't even come up with yet, or even thought of." "[ Moaning ]" "Now what could that be?" "What?" "Suicide." "I have thought of that." "L've thought of it." "Then you follow my thinking." "The rent, dear!" "Thank you." "Now, uh, dear, I gotta confess to any of these disturbances you've been hearing lately." "I thought I'd better tell you that my sister and my brother-in-law haven't been hitting it off and, uh... the truth is they've been having some pretty bad rows." "My, oh, my, that's what I was afraid of." "Yes, yes, they have." "And, uh, it's been going on for some time to the tragic result that, uh, he's moving out of the house on her and he's gonna take up residence in a hotel." "Well..." "I didn't want to say, but just not so long back now, I heard her screaming like a stuck pig." "Ohhh... and then, what to my chagrin do I see, but Mr. Dix leaping out the window like Bandit Bill without so much as a fare-thee-well." "Yeah, this has been going on and... l-l'm very concerned for her here, naturally, because she's— she's so overly emotional that..." "[ Sighs ]" "Well, anyway, maybe she won't go to that extreme, but- l don't know why... in such a glorious world as we've been provided with, birds, of sunshine, of beautiful trees and flowers," "and the radio... why people don't get on any better than they do." "It just makes me sick." "Yeah." "Thank you." "[ Ragtime Music Playing ]" "[ Freddie Humming ]" "Ooh!" "Oh, you found more hooch." "You genius!" "[ Smooches ]" "~ You gotta see Mama ~" "~ Or you can't see Mama at all ~" "~ You gotta kiss Mama, treat her right ~" "~ Or she won't be home when you call ~" "~ A kind of night... ~" "[ Music Continues ]" "[ Oscar ] lt's locked." "Bedroom, bedroom." "Come on, come on." "Hurry up!" "[ Dog Barking ]" "[ Glass Shatters ]" "Harry?" "[ Panting ] Hurry!" "Now what?" "Now what?" "Now you are gonna drive me to the hotel." "Yeah, yeah." "I didn't say I'd drive you." "Go over and spend the night at the hotel." "You did too say you were gonna drive me." "Now, how am I gonna get there?" "Walk, damn it!" "Walk!" "Get out the back way and don't let anybody see you." "Will you get going?" "!" "I forgot how to get there." "I don't even know the name of the street, Nick." "You said that you were gonna drive me." "Go anywhere." "Check into another hotel." "Go to the YMCA." "It doesn't matter." "My suitcase is at the hotel!" "This doesn't sound like a suicide note." "It just doesn't sound right." "Burn this, flush it down the toilet, then get outta here." "Turn off that damn light!" "I'm asleep!" "You're not even supposed to be here!" "Ooh!" "[ Toilet Flushes ]" ""Life has lost its meaning." "Love, Freddie."" "[ Knock On Door ]" "[ Mrs. Gould ] Mr. Wilson?" "Would you get outta here?" "!" "Go on, go on!" "Mr. Wilson?" "Get outta there!" "[ Knocking Continues ]" "Hello?" "Mr. Wilson?" "Oh, what's going on here at this time of night?" "I found poor Mrs. Dix lying out here in the lily pond." "What are you talking about?" "She's just soaked to the bone." "Can you imagine?" "Thank heavens, something jarred me awake." "I sat bolt up, and what, to my surprise, as I looked out the door— Oh, now, is that Mr. Dix?" "Oscar..." "Pardon me?" "Shh!" "There are others." "Oh, she must be unhappy to get herself so squiffed as to come out and fall into the pond." "Well, I'm afraid she did it on purpose, dear." "She did it on purpose." "Well, get her out of those wet things, or she'll catch her death." "She's soaked through and through." "Did you hear what I said?" "The door's locked." "Oh, my goodness." "Well, I'll just run and get my keys." "Don't give up." "[ Tire Blows Out ]" "[ Rattling ]" "[ Horn Honks ]" "[ Honking Continues ]" "[ Horns Honking ]" "[ Man ] Get that thing outta here!" "Back up!" "[ Horn Honks ]" "Hey, come on!" "Move that thing." "[ Man ] You're right in the middle of the road." "Move it!" "Hey, come on!" "Move it!" "[ Horns Honking ] [ indistinct Shouting ]" "[ Man ] Back up, will ya?" "!" "Back up a little bit." "[ Honking, Shouting Continues ]" "[ Engine Turns Over ]" "Back up, you son of a bitch!" "Get outta there!" "Get back!" "[ Tires Screech ]" "Ohhhhh!" "[ Coughing ]" "[ Gasping ]" "What did you do with the shoes?" "They're back there." "Well, go get 'em, damn it." "We gotta put 'em on the side where she goes into the water." "You go get 'em." "I'm always the one." "I gotta rest." "Uhh!" "Oscar!" "Osca-a-a-a-r!" "We were supposed to take her out of the trunk, Goddamn it!" "Is that gonna look like suicide?" "!" "Now, how is that gonna look like suicide?" "!" "Oh, God!" "My mind went blank!" "Get in there and get it back." "I thought I saw somebody, and I got excited." "Get in there and get it back." "We gotta get it back." "Boy, oh, boy!" "Oh, you jackass, son of a bitch, maniac, bastard." "You shouldn't have put her in the trunk." "I told you, "Don't put her in the trunk."" "You goddamn pinhead, you wanted to cause suspicion carrying a body around in broad day" "A trunk is one of the most suspicious things that you could possibly think of." "Shh!" "Shut up!" "No." "Hey, you shut up." "I'm not gonna take the blame for every single, little thing." "Oh, God." "L'll tell you, I've seen more trash thrown into that bay..." "Well, l-l couldn't tell you." "We don't-We don't know the first thing about it." "People throw more refuse in there you can shake a stick at." "Well, we're just sitting here." "L-l mind my own business." "L've stood out there and seen toilet seats floating by, pretty as you please." "[ Chuckles Nervously ] I don't doubt it." "Believe me, people ought to be shot." "[ Oscar ] Now what?" "[ Nick ] O-Okay." "Let's get everything clear in our minds." "First, we— we get back to the house." "We get into bed." "Then whatever happens, that's where we've been." "We don't know a thing." "I don't go to the hotel." "She was upset." "We were asleep." "How'd she get in the trunk?" "Oh, yeah." "Uh... okay." "Let's put our heads together." "Let's deal with the trunk." "[ Glass Shatters ]" "Jesus Christ!" "Oh, yes!" "Yes!" "One— lt's bound to sink." "Trunks don't float forever, damn it." "When it sinks, we can just assume that she'll float out of the trunk." "It'll just appear as if- How does it sound?" "Well, Nick, I don't think..." "Oh, I should have left her shoes." "Yeah, but what if" "No, no, no, no." "It's gotta sink." "Trunks don't float, goddamn it." "What if it does, say?" "What are you gonna say?" "What am I gonna say?" "What are we gonna say?" "What are we gonna say?" "I'm thinking, I'm thinking." "What I'm thinking is— Just in case..." "I'm thinking we ought to have a plan whereby we leave town." "No, no, no." "Let's not get ahead of ourselves." "First of all, we get back to the house..." "No hotel?" "No, no, no." "Proceed just according to plan." "We get up." "We, uh... find the note." "Uh-huh." "No, we change the note." "We change the note." "We get alarmed." "And then I run over to Mrs. Gould's." "You call the police." "Oh, God!" "You tell 'em the story." "Nah, you tell 'em, Nick." "I'm not gonna know what to say." "Just what I've been telling you!" "Now, pay attention!" "Oh, God, I'm not gonna be able to remember all this." "Just act shocked and break down." "Just act shocked and break down, that's all." "In other words..." "I don't go to the hotel." "No, no, no." "We just go back to the house, okay?" "That's all we know." "That's all I know." "Mm-hmm." "I think we better..." "Let's go back to the beach." "I'm not gonna go back to the beach." "We should never have left the scene." "Oh, no!" "I could no more go back there..." "Don't shrink on me, you bastard!" "Wait a minute!" "Wait a minute!" "That goddamn thing will never sink!" "Look what you've got me into, you homicidal maniac!" "You son of a bitch!" "Get out of there!" "Where am I?" "Long Beach." "I wonder what I did last night." "Nick!" "Nick!" "What time is it?" "Uh, I'd— [ Coughs ] I'd say, uh..." "You know what I'm thinking?" "Forget everything I said." "What I'm thinking now is why don't we just tear this note up, and, uh, we don't call the police?" "We just wait around here for the rest of the day, and we see what happens." "Yeah." "Uh-huh." "See what happens— I agree." "Yeah, yeah." "I think so." "We wait-No, no." "Maybe we wait two days, and then, uh..." "if we don't hear anything, um... then we get alarmed." "We show a natural concern as to her whereabouts, and, uh..." "and then we call the police." "Yeah." "Yeah, we then call the police." "How does that sound— More natural?" "To me, it's more natural, yeah." "Uh, I'd like to get calm and, uh, take the time to get my story straight first." "Yeah, yeah." "Mm-hmm. I think so." "We'll wait, so it doesn't look too pat." "I think you should go over to Mrs. Gould and ask her if she's seen Freddie and et cetera, just to plant the seed." "Uh-huh." "Yeah, what time is it?" "I think you should do it now." "We just got up, okay?" "Okay." "Yeah." "We just got up..." "and if she's seen Freddie." "Yeah." "Nick!" "What?" "Police!" "The police?" "Two policemen!" "Well, what do they want?" "Uh, maybe they found her." "[ Knock On Door ]" "Oh, God!" "Now what?" "Will you shut up?" "!" "W-W-W-What do we do?" "Keep quiet, goddamn it!" "[ Knocking Continues ]" "Remain calm." "Follow my lead, whatever I say." "Now, we've been asleep." "You're very distraught." "Mr. Wilson?" "No, no." "Are you Mr. Wilson?" "Oh, no, excuse me." "I am Mr. Wilson." "I didn't quite hear you correctly." "I'm Mr. Wilson." "This is Mr. Dix." "[ Crying ] Oh, God!" "Oh, God!" "[ Cries Hysterically ] I'm so upset!" "What's wrong with him?" "It's his wife." "He's really torn up." "I'm sweating like a horse!" "They haven't been getting along, and when we got up this morning, uh..." "W-W-We were asleep, you know." "I was just gonna call you." "We got up this morning, and we found this." "Would you step out here, please?" "I just got caught in a web of circumstances!" "Do you know anything about that bus?" "Oh, yes." "I can explain that." "I'm sweating like a horse!" "Will you shut up, Oscar?" "You're getting too distraught, Oscar, because we can explain the bus." "The bus wasn't my idea!" "He's going off the deep end." "He stole the bus!" "I just went along!" "But it was his idea to put her in the trunk!" "Because I didn't know what, at the time, I was doing!" "Oscar, I don't know what you're going on about." "I'm not this kind of person!" "They just want to know about the goddamned bus!" "Bus?" "Yeah, the bus." "It was just in the nature of a practical joke." "Oh, the bus." "Put who in a trunk?" "I really should go home sometime to get some clothes and face the music." "Gobble, gobble, gobble." "Uh... help think up a story." "You make John forget the time, don't you?" "Because they must be beside themselves by now." "The victim was a lovely person..." "Small in stature and not, as you might say, physically, but due to her peppy personality, she was a good deal of fun to be around." "We were always laughing it up." "And, you know, I've been wrestling with my conscience in regards to this $200,000 inheritance, which now, due to this tragic state of affairs, I'm not sure if I'm still in line to get it or not." "But if I do, I plan to donate half to charity and half to my mother back East." "All right, now, here's the true account of how this all came about." "Do you want me to put it all in a nutshell?" "Oh, I'm having such doubts." "I always like to try and at least present things in as kind a light as possible." "Because this is the man I loved, after all." "Send him a card." "I just hate to be the cause of a lot of bad feelings all around." "Write him a note." "After Nick wrote the suicide note, we then carried the victim out and put her in the pond." "[ Man ] This pond?" "Yes." "You tried to drown her in this pond?" "Just..." ""This is to inform you that certain things have," uh... that's all." "Have what?" "Straight to the point." "Jack, I can't get you in." "Oh, that's swell, Jack." "Oscar, could we have you pointing down at the pool?" "Surely." "Everybody look down at the pool." "[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" "Good." "Very, very nice." "Oh, why did they have to go and call the police?" "Boohoo." "You know, I don't feel I should be drawn into a domestic scene here." "Okay, go ahead." "Then what?" "Then we picked her up and carried her back out here." "She was still alive at the time?" "She was still alive at the time— very much so." "Oh, I forgot the chicken." "Is this the note?" "Uh, now, I don't know." "Is it?" "I don't know anything about any goddamn notes because I didn't write any notes." "What does it say?" ""Dear Nicky, this is to inform you that things have changed."" "Some suicide note." "Okay, hold it." "[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]" "[ Chicken Clucks ]" "We then carried the victim through the kitchen... and out into the garage." "Who's that?" "The victim." "Wait a moment, madam!" "We are not about to cause you harm." "Now, wait just a moment." "Why don't you just sit down here and let me talk to you?" "I'm Sergeant Power of the second precinct." "I must inform you of a series of somewhat bizarre events which were confessed to me by the man who is apparently your husband." "Both men were involved." "The gist of it, according to the little guy, is that, attempting to make it look like an accidental occurrence, they went out and purchased a poisonous snake with the intention of using it to bite you." "For some reason, this failed to transpire." "[ Talking lndistinctly ]" "Oh, no." "I would never believe that in a million years." "~ Who am I to think that you ~" "~ Would care for me the way you do?" "~" "~ l must be dreaming ~" "~ Who would think I'd ever see ~" "~ The day when you would smile at me?" "~" "~ l must be dreaming ~" "~ l would have laughed if someone told me ~" "~ That your dear arms would ever hold me ~" "~ l thought you were like a star ~" "~ So hard to reach, but here you are ~" "~ l must be dreaming ~"

" Previously on Good Witch." " What is it?" "A bank account that everybody seems to have forgotten about." "I've been told "I love you" by so many people that those words don't mean anything anymore." "I look forward to every minute whenever I'm with you." " I love you." " I love you too." "Where do you want me to put these?" "Right over there is fine." "We'll see if there's anything we want to put out on the shelves later." "Sorry, we're closing up." "But I'm sure you can make an exception for the mayor." "Oh my." "What's going on here?" "Oh, just taking a few days without customers to re-arrange some things, put out some new items to replace the older ones." "Not change just for change's sake, I hope." " Of course not." " Oh, Cassie, if only more people thought the way you do." "I have been trying to explain to some of the younger members of the city council that Middleton's history should be built upon, not tossed away and discarded." "Which is why I came in." "Now, you used to have a map of historic Middleton." "Oh yes, it's, uh, it's right over here." "Oh!" "Oh... it's older than I remembered." "I was hoping to use this to make the case that things built in the past should be preserved rather than replaced." "But I suspect that the younger generation will see this as ancient history without any relevance for today." "Well, maybe you can find a more recent reminder of all the good that's come before." "I don't know where." "They're closed!" "Oh, Dr. Radford!" "Hello." "Hey." "You're done with work early." "I'm heading back." "But I remembered that you said you needed some empty boxes." "Mmm-hmm." "Most of these things are coming off the shelves." "Well, these were just lying around the office and I thought maybe you could use 'em." "We definitely can use them." " Thank you." " Sure." "Well, I'll let you get back to work." "Yeah, thanks for coming by." "Don't leave quite so soon." "That was worth the trip." "My goodness!" " You two are getting along well." " We've been" ""getting along well" for quite some time now." "Well, yes, but..." "I don't know, it just seems like there's something different, that's all." "But I suppose that everything changes, just like all the items in your shop." "And because you don't have what I need, I will get out of your way so you can make all things new." "Oh!" "Oh my." "Is this for sale?" "It's a meditation stone." "You can take it." "It's one less thing to find a place for." "Then you're welcome." "Ta-ta!" "Oh, so you do live here." "I know." "I'm sorry that I came home so late last night." "Did you and Courtney get your history presentation ready?" "Yeah." "About half of it." "But now I have to worry about this science project, too." "I'm supposed to be growing crystals on this string." "And I have to put sugar in there a couple of times a day." "Hm, 'cause your life wasn't busy enough." "Yeah." "Well, maybe they'll just appear, and I'll be done with it." "So, have you given any more thought to what you want to do" " for your birthday?" " No." "But I will." "Once upon a time, all you wanted to do was rummage through my jewelry box." "Yeah, the younger version of me was a lot easier to please." "I just want to make sure that, this year especially, you get exactly what you want." "Then I will be sure to think of something good." "Let us know if you have any more pain;" "otherwise, we'll see you in six months." "Thank you." "Hi," " can I help you?" " Hi." "Yeah, I hope so." "I'm from out of town and I think I need to see a doctor, but I've heard some sketchy things about this one." "Uh..." "No." "Dr. Radford is as good of a doctor as there is." "Well then, you obviously don't know the man as well as I do." " Huh?" " Haha!" "Hey, you made it!" "Dr. Sam Radford, look at you!" "Hahaha!" "Yeah!" "Eve, this is my buddy Liam from New York." "Oh!" "Liam, I've heard a lot about you." "Nice to meet you." " Nice to meet you." " Liam's in town to check out some investment opportunities." "And to see a friend." " How's Noah?" " Uh, yeah, he's... he's good." "He's starting to look into some colleges." "Trying to get Nick to do the same thing." " Oh yeah." "And how's he doing?" " Better, better." "Moving here" " was definitely the right thing." " Good." "Well, driving in, I got a pretty good sense of why you like it here." "We try to keep the place a secret;" "otherwise, everybody would move here." "Oh!" "Here, let me give you a key to the house." "Oh, great, I'll just drop my stuff off there" " before my meeting." " Who are you meeting with?" "There's this equity firm that reached out to me a few weeks ago." "They said Middleton's a growing town with a lot to offer, and I've been looking for somewhere to put some retirement funds, so I figure this way I see you and write off the trip." " Oh, so I'm a business deduction now?" " A little bit, yeah." "Well, you picked a good time to come." "There's actually somebody I'd really like you to meet." "You made it sound like you're dating someone." "He definitely is." "And why am I not hearing about this till now?" "I was just waiting for it to get more serious." "So now they're serious?" "They definitely are." "Yeah, I guess they are." "Well, OK, great." "I'm looking forward to meeting her, telling her all about the Sam Radford I know." " OK, now I don't want you to meet her." " Ha!" "Alright, see you later." "Hey, when did you get here?" "Uh, a lot later than I thought I would." "Courtney and I finally finished that thing for history." " Oh, that's good." " Yes, but now I have to write my English essay tomorrow morning." " Then you better get some rest." " That is my plan." "And don't forget to tell me what you want to do for your birthday." "What is this?" "That's the Merriwick Wish Book." " How did it get here?" " Well, that's always a bit of a mystery, but this book has been passed down for hundreds of years to every Merriwick girl when she turns a certain age." "You're supposed to write your deepest wish on one of the pages inside." "So this is full of what people my age wrote?" "I can't wait to see what they wished for!" "Yeah." "Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Just a minute." " No, no, I want to read it." " And you will." "You're not supposed to open it until your birthday." " Is that a Merriwick rule?" " You'll just have to wait a few more days." "And then, well, you'll have time to come up with the perfect wish." " And then what happens?" " And then... your wish comes true." " Good morning." " Oh, hey." "So..." " did you read it?" " What?" "The Wish Book." "I put it under your pillow so you'd find it." " That was from you?" " Mmm-hmm." "I was the last Merriwick to have it, and I've been waiting for this birthday since you were born so I could give it to you." "I figured you were the one to keep that tradition alive." "Wasn't it fun reading all the wishes from through the years?" "Mom said that I can't open it until my birthday." " Is that what she said?" " Yeah." "It's a rule," "I guess." "Maybe so." "What are you gonna wish for?" "I don't know." "But if it's going to come true," "I better take it pretty seriously." "Make sure that you do." "Make sure the sous-chefs know exactly how long it takes for those soufflés to rise." "And tell the servers they need to mention the specials after the diners have sat down." "Oh." "Welcome to Grey House." "Oh!" "Hello." "You must be Constance." "I'm Cassie." "I've been expecting you." "I've been looking forward to getting away from my restaurants and thinking about things other than my kitchen." "Grey House is the perfect place to think about other things." "I have your room all ready for you." "It's at the top of the stairs, to the right, and I'll get your bag up there." "I already feel like I'm relaxing." " Good morning." " Hey." " Do you need any more of these?" " I can always use an extra." "Thanks." "I notice you have an extra car outside;" "do you have a friend in town?" "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you." "Liam got in last night." "Your friend from New York." "I really want you guys to meet, but he had an early business meeting." "Maybe we can all get together tonight?" "Yeah, if I can get enough work done at the store before then." "OK, well, then I'll let you get to it." "Oh, what's in here?" "Uhhh, paintbrushes, I think." "Oh." "Should I put them on the shelf?" "No, I think they should go by the front door." "Oh, I'm sorry, we're closed." "Yes, I know, dear." "For everyone else, never for me." "Still replacing the old with the new, I see." "Oh, rediscovering things we might have forgotten were already there." "Well, your meditation stone reminded me of a local tradition I wanted to share with your daughter." "An activity that you would have done when you were her age if" " you lived here but you were..." " Living somewhere else." "Yes." "Do you happen to know if Grace is free tomorrow afternoon?" "Well, she's been really busy, but I can try to ask." "You know what?" "I'll call her myself." "What teenager would turn down an invitation to spend an entire afternoon with their city's own mayor?" "Ooh!" "Are these for sale?" "Hmmm..." "I can spare one." "Which is all that I need." "Excuse me, are you open?" " Not according to the sign!" " I just need some directions." " We're open for directions." " OK, great." " What is it you're looking for?" " Middleton Commercial Investments." " Oh yeah." "Two blocks that way." " Right." "Good thing I found you 'cause I was headed that way." "No, it's around the corner, past the second light." "And if you get to the microbrewery, you've gone too far." "Microbrewery?" " Mmm-hmm." " Oh." "I looked at all of the business listings, I didn't see that one." "It's one of our many hidden gems." "Oh, well, great." "Well, I'll check that place out." " OK." " Thanks." "Sure." "If you were looking for your teacups, I've moved them over here." "Oh, you rearranged my cupboards?" "I'm a well-known executive chef." "I find it difficult to be in a place" " that isn't very well-organized." " Except you're on vacation." "Mm-hmm." "And I want to be able to have a good time, so I just did a little bit of work to make things better." "Hmm." "Well, if that's what it takes to get what you came for." "Actually, I could use your help." "There is absolutely nothing in this cupboard that I would ever use in a recipe." "Oh, well, there's organic wheat germ." "And coconut palm syrup right there." "Mmm-hmm." "And I don't know what anyone would ever do with any of that." "Could you clear out a space for me in this cupboard?" "And we'll just move all of that way into the back here." "Thanks." "Thank you so much for coming here, Grace." "Now that we're in the privacy of my office" "I can let you in on a secret regarding just how special this upcoming birthday of yours is." "Ooh!" "And present you with this!" "I'm getting a birthday rock?" "It's a foundational stone." "Because I've chosen you as one of "Middleton's Foundations."" "That sounds like an honour?" " Indeed, it is." " Oh." "A select few girls in Middleton, when they reach a certain age, your age, are invited to do something that establishes their presence in this town forever." "So, pick a colour." "Um..." "I like blue." "And now paint your name on the bottom of the stone." "So it's like an art project?" "It's to show that you've left your mark on this town." "Because your presence here will be remembered." " Always." " Wow!" "Thank you." "And once you've painted your stone," "I'll show you where I've left my mark." "So..." "I'll get to work." "Careful of the rug!" "Oh, you're still at it." "Aaah, and I thought you were going to be at work all day." "Well, I'm supposed to be, but I thought I'd come home for a bit in case my daughter decided" " to stop in." " Ah, well, she hasn't, and I would have put her to work if she had." "I just finished clearing out the last of these cupboards before I put everything back the way I think they should be." " Then, you'll be able to relax?" " Once everything is in its place." "Now, this one is empty so I guess I can start finally reorganizing." "Are you sure it's completely empty?" "I just finished taking everything out." "Oh!" "It's weird." "There is one more thing." "Ohhh." " Look at all these recipes!" " Here, I can take that." "You're not gonna want to cook while you're on vacation." "Except I'm always interested in finding and trying out" " a new recipe." " Hmm..." "Oh!" "This one looks interesting." "You're welcome to use my kitchen while I'm gone." "You know what?" "I think that I will." " But first, here." " Oh!" "What's that for?" "It's your shopping list." "Believe me, I've been through your entire kitchen, and you don't have a single ingredient that's on there." " Then I'll be right back." " Great!" "This park is where I placed my foundational stone." "Oh, you did this when you were my age?" "I did!" "Oh, I had such dreams of changing the world and leaving my mark in so many different places." "Oh, but you decided to stay in Middleton." "Well, that's the choice that I made, yes, but you can do anything you wish to do." "Yeah, once I figure out what I want." " Cassie!" " Mom!" "Hi." "What sort of adventure does the mayor have you on?" "I've chosen Grace as my Middleton Foundation." "Oh." "That sounds like quite an honour." "It means I'm leaving my mark." "Hmm." "Well, I wish I could join you, but I was sent out for some very specific ingredients by a guest who wants to spend some time in my kitchen." "Can't wait to see what she makes." "Then I'll see you later?" "I hope so." "Ta-ta!" "Now, I remember placing my stone right next to the tallest tree in the park so that I would always know where it was whenever I came back to find it." "Martha, what's wrong?" "Well, it's been so long since I came here looking," "I didn't realize how tall these other trees had grown." "My foundational stone could literally be anywhere." "I don't know how I'm ever gonna find it." "Well, I'll always remember that I placed mine right here." "No!" "You need to give this much more thought, so that you don't forget where you left your mark." "I guess I could think about it for another day or two." "While I try to find where I put mine." "Perhaps, possibly, we should have painted our names on the top sides of boulders, instead." "So, am I ever gonna get to meet this neighbour lady you claim to be dating?" "Ah, she had to go back" " to work." "She's been pretty busy." " Oh yeah?" "I'm beginning to wonder if she even exists." "Haha!" "I am pretty sure she does." "Well, I hope so, because you seem pretty in love." "Hate to find out the whole thing is just in your imagination." "I didn't realize I was acting that differently." "Yeah." "But hey, it's a good thing I'm here to let you know you are." "D'oh!" "Ugh!" "Excuse me." "They tell me that you're the owner." "Stephanie Borden." "Yeah." "What can I do for you?" " I need a Danish dough whisk." " Excuse me?" "I'm staying at Grey House and I found an interesting recipe, but it calls for a Danish dough whisk and Cassie said you might have one." " I actually have a couple." " Can I borrow one, please?" "I like to follow the recipe exactly," " and the card says that I need one." " Of course." "I'll be right back." " You need to decide." " OK, honestly, the biggest thing I want for my birthday is for my science project to work." "That makes you way too easy to buy for." "No, no." "You don't need to get me anything." " But we want to do something." " Yeah, it's an important birthday and we want you to remember it." "OK, fine, then you can surprise me." "Ah!" "Challenge." "I like it." "No..." " Take good care of it." " I certainly will." " Hey, it's the birthday girl!" " In a couple of days, yes." "I want to do something special for you." "Are you free tomorrow afternoon?" "I was thinking about hanging out with my mom, maybe helping her out at her shop." "Oh come on, you need to do something better than that for your birthday week." "Let me take you to the day spa." " We'll get our nails done, top to bottom." " Oh!" "The day spa?" "That sounds fun." "I'm sure wherever you're going can add one more." "Ahem!" "It was actually my gift to Grace." "We'll just add me and we can call it a party." "Sure." "I guess you could join us." " Can we pick you up from school?" " Yes." "I will tell my mom." "Sounds great!" "Have you decided what your Merriwick birthday wish" " is gonna be?" " Nope." "What did you wish for, anyway?" "This isn't about me." "It's your birthday." "OK." "I'll find out when I finally get to open it." "And what my mom wrote, too." " So she hasn't told you?" " Told me what?" "Grace, your mom was in foster care when she turned your age." " Nobody knew where she was, so..." " So she never got the book?" "Which means that she never got to make her birthday wish." "Mom?" "Oh!" "Um, hi, do you know if my mom's around?" "No." "She dropped off the ingredients that I needed for this and then she said she had work to do back at her shop." "Oh." "Um, where's the sugar?" "I put it over there." "Where are my crystals?" "Oh, that jar that had nothing inside it?" "I moved it out of the way." "I need to have the space so that I can start in on this recipe when the mood strikes me." "Oh, could you give your mother a call and have her pick up what I need?" "She probably has what you need for just about everything." "Except she didn't have anything that I needed for this, so I can't imagine that she would have the South American vanilla bean or the Mediterranean sea salt that I need for that." "Have you looked in all the right places?" "She got these vanilla beans when she was in South America last year." "And, um salt from the Mediterranean Sea." " Here you go." " Oh." "So I guess I can get started whenever I like." "Then I will leave you to yourself." " Got a good grip?" " Yeah, I think so." "Alright!" "It's heavier than it looks." "We might need someone who can give us a hand." "Oh, Cassie!" "Thank goodness you're here." "Well, I'll be here until everything's in its place." "That map of old Middleton, was that before or after" " the park was built?" " Uh, several years before." "Ugh, then I've wasted a trip." "I was hoping that seeing the boundary from a bird's-eye-view might help jog my memory as to where I placed my foundational stone." "Hmm, sorry." "But since you're here, do you think you could help us move this?" "Oh!" "Alright." "It just needs to go a little bit that way." "Here we go." "Oh, dear." "What's this?" "Oh, that's the frame the old map of Middleton was in." "Cassie had me put something different in it." " Is this a picture of the park?" " Yeah, it's from right around" " the time you were Grace's age." " When there were fewer trees..." " Could I get a photo of this?" " Sure." "Um, here." " Use your tablet." " Here." " Alright." " Look at that." "Yeah." "You can see every detail." "Middleton was very different back then." "As was this park." "You know," "I think I might be able to remember where my stone is by using this photo as a map." "Hmm..." "Well, thanks for coming in." "I really needed your help." "Yes, well, you girls are lucky that you have a mayor who doesn't mind getting her hands dirty." "Ta-ta!" " Isn't this fantastic?" " Uh, yeah, except I could have done without all those people touching my feet." "That's what happens with a pedicure." "Well, I like a manicure better." "You know, you should get a flower on one of your nails." " I should?" " Yeah." "An amazing artist works here." "I'm gonna go find her." "OK." "I can't tell if you're having fun." "It's just I haven't spent that much time with my mom this week." "I'm sure you'll see her all day on your birthday." "Yeah." "And that's when I'll be able to read what you wished for, so you might as well tell me now." "I wished for the best-looking guy at school to ask me out." "Really?" "Did it come true?" "Yeah, of course it came true." "That's what the book does." "So what happened?" "Shawn McLaughlin called me the next day and asked me to the prom." " Oh, that's amazing!" " You'd think so." "Except he was a complete jerk, we never went out again, and I feel like I wasted my wish." "But you got what you wanted." "Except maybe I've always wanted the wrong thing." "Maybe my life would be completely different if I wasn't always chasing the Shawn McLaughlins of the world." "Maybe I'm supposed to be looking for something else." "Well, I hope you find it." "And I hope your wish is a whole lot better than mine turned out to be." "Thank you." "Mayor Tinsdale?" "It's Beverly." "Beverly Todd." "You visited" " my kindergarten class last year." " Oh, Beverly!" "Yes of course!" "Does this look like the same tree to you?" "Um, it's hard to say." "Ugh!" "Yes, I know." "Everything's changed so much." "I bring my kids here at least once a month for a field trip." "They just love running around and exploring the pathways." "Actually, the pathways were my idea." "Now, while they're exploring, could you have those kids look for a rock signed by "Martha E"?" "Thanks so much." "Are you sure you don't want me to stay?" "Oh, no." "You should go home to Brandon." "I'm just gonna get a few more things done here tonight." " OK." "Good-night." " Ah, good-night." "Hi, Sam." "Do you need any help?" "Uh, no." "I'm just about done for the night." "Well, then, I can help you get you home quicker." "Hmm..." "Oh!" "I didn't realize you were up." "Well, I wanted to get an early start on this recipe, and I thought that I could toss everything together quickly, but I just found this second card stuck to the first one with the final instruction:" ""Stir all day."" "There must be a very good reason for doing that." "Well, these recipes are so interesting and so unique," "I feel like I need to follow them exactly." "Well, then you're going to need a spoon." "Oh." "It's not over there." "I moved it." "I needed to rearrange the space so it worked more efficient." "Oh!" " Thanks." " Sure." "Oh!" "Happy Birthday!" "Thanks, Mom." "It's finally here!" " Oh, it's your birthday?" " Yes." "Why not tell me?" "I would have made you something special." "It's OK, thank you." "Hey, I wanted to talk to you about something." " Of course." " So, I woke up this morning and I went through all these birthday wishes before I wrote my own." " You read all the wishes?" " Yeah." "And I want to talk to you about what was on your page." "Surprise!" " What are you guys doing here?" " Excuse me, but we're gonna" " need to borrow your daughter." " Just for the day." "But don't worry, we brought everything she's gonna need." " Yeah." "Some goggles..." " A poncho..." " And some colourful socks!" " Why?" "Hey, you didn't have any plans today, did you?" "Oh, wha...?" "No." "No, no, I guess not." " Good, because we do." "Let's go." " Where are you taking me?" " Find out when we get there." " What does that mean?" "Try to bring her back in one piece." " Not a promise we can make." " Please help me!" "Love you!" " Let's go!" " Love you!" "You went on it how many times?" "Grace, I can hardly hear you over the sound of the rollercoaster." "OK, have fun." "FUN!" "Hey!" "Hey." "I saw your car." "What are you doing not at work?" "Well, I had planned to spend the day with Grace, and then your son came by and dragged her away." "I should probably head back there and get the job done." "Uh, Constance, do you need" " anything before I head out?" " No." "Thanks." "I just need this sauce to thicken, if I can ever get it to turn." "I think that moment will come, eventually." " Hmm!" " You'll get to that point where the whole thing changes, almost in an instant, and then it's all suddenly different, except you realize that... it's exactly the way it's supposed to be." " I'll see you later." " I'll be right here." "OK." "Help me!" "Shh!" "Shh!" "Guys, calm down." "I am so sorry." "Wow!" "Where did you get all that?" "Yeah." "Well, my friends took me to a whole bunch of places for my birthday." "We thought she'd like getting out of her house for the day." " Yes." " And it turns out she's a lot better of a bowler than we knew." "Yeah, seriously." "OK, next up," " cookies and ice cream." " Ah!" "Well, I have both." "Except..." "I'm kind of still full from that cotton candy." "Cotton candy's just air;" "how can you be full on that?" "Actually, I kind of want to go home." "She tires out so easily now that she's getting" " so old!" " No." "Stop." "I..." "I-I had a really great time." "I did!" "I just kind of wanna spend the last part of my birthday with my mom." " Then you should go." " Yeah." "Happy birthday, Grace." "Hey." "What can I get for you?" "Could you give me a minute?" " I'm just waiting on a friend." " Sure." " It's a nice place." " Yeah." "I just hope the new owner doesn't make too many changes." " There's a new owner?" " Signed the deal today." " Hey!" " They'll let anybody in here." "Hope so, or else I'm gonna be out of business." " I decided to buy this place." " You're the new owner?" "!" "Yeah." "Did I ever tell you how much I wanted to own" " my own microbrewery some day?" " Um, no." "Right." "Because I didn't know that I did either." "But then I came and saw this place and thought, instead of only investing in it, why don't I try and run the whole thing?" "Well, it'll get you off from behind that desk." "Exactly." "I guess I didn't realize how much of a change I was really looking for until I walked past all those shops on Main Street and I thought I can see myself walking past these every day." "Wait." "So you're moving to Middleton?" "Just like that?" "!" "It's sudden, I know, but..." "I like it here." "I think it'd be great for Noah." "I got a business to run, so why wait?" "I just hope I can find a decent doctor." "Two beers over here." "On him." "Martha!" "Oh!" "What are you doing moving around rocks?" "I'm looking for where I made my mark." "But it doesn't seem like I'm gonna find it." "I guess I'm just going to have to accept the fact that all the things I did in the past are going to be forgotten." "How could anything that you've done ever be forgotten?" "Because I can't find any evidence" " that I was actually here." " Have you looked around?" " Pardon me?" " I was here when they rededicated this park in honour of you." "Oh, yes, I was very impressed by the turn-out." "And they talked about all the other things that happened because of you, like the fountain that you had restored or the clock that finally works on Main Street." "Even the "Welcome to Middleton"" "sign that hadn't been there in years." "Changes to all the older things that I made new, just like Cassie said." "You're everywhere." "It's like Martha Tinsdale was the past, the present, and the future." "Which I suppose makes my search for a stone with my name on it all the less important." " You put your name on a stone?" " Oh, yes." "When I turned Grace's age." "It's a long-standing tradition to take a stone, well, like this one for instance, and paint your name on the bottom of it, so that..." "Oh my." "It's my foundation stone." "Look at that." "You really" " are a part of this town." " I guess I am." "It is nice to see it so clearly." "You know, you should put it underneath that little tree." "That way, you can watch it grow along with Middleton" " and always know where it is." " That is an excellent idea." " Looks good there." " Yes." "Yes, it does." " OK." " Oh!" " Hi there." " Hey, um, what are you making?" "The same thing that I've been making all day." "But it's almost finished." "Is there anything that I can do to help?" "No." "I think I just have to stand here until it's done." "Oh!" "Happy birthday." "Thanks." "Oh!" "Hey, Grandpa." " Hey, it's the birthday girl." " What are you doing?" "Oh, your mother mentioned this old jewelry box of hers was broken so I was fixing the hinge." "There." "That should keep things from falling out." "Hey, I've got a gift for you later." "I hope it's the right size." "Wait." "You bought me clothes?" "It's money." "About this big!" "Oh, that is the perfect size." "Thank you." "_" " You know?" "Haha!" " Not bad." " Abigail!" " Sam." " Hey, this is my friend, Liam." " Hi." " Abigail is Cassie's cousin." " Oh, so you've actually" " seen her, huh?" " Every now and then." "Liam just bought this place." " Really?" " Yeah." "As one Middleton business owner to another: welcome." " Thanks." " Abigail owns a flower shop." " OK." " I'm meeting a salesperson here." "Every time he comes to my store, all he does is look around and tell me everything he'd do differently." " Neutral territory; that's smart." " Thank you." "Oh, there he is." " It was nice to meet you." " You too." "See you." "I left you some sauce in the kitchen." "So things turned out the way you wanted." "They did." "And not just with the recipe." "You know, I was standing in your kitchen in silence with nothing but the sound of the wooden spoon hitting the bottom of the pot, and I realized that this is the way life could be, if only I would just let it be" " that way." " Sometimes, it's in the quiet that we hear the loudest things." "Yes." "I'm going to try and do that more often." "And I'm gonna give the people that work for me the same chance." " Thank you, Cassie." " Aww..." "Come back any time." " The kitchen can be all yours." " When I come back," " I'm going to leave the cooking to you." " OK." " Cassie!" " Sam." " This is Liam!" " Actually, we sort of already met." "Yeah." "Did you find the place you were looking for?" "Yeah." "Thanks to you." "Cassie's the one who told me that the microbrewery was there." "And did you end up checking it out?" "He ended up buying it." "And he's moving here." "Yeah." "So it turns out you give pretty good directions." " Hmm." " Do you want to come in for a minute?" "I would love to, but it's my daughter's birthday." "Oh, nice!" "I've got a son." "He's the same age as Nick." "I look forward to getting to know both of you." " Thanks." "You too." "Good night." " Good night." " I love you." " I love you more." " Thank you." " Well, I always take extra effort for the people I like the best." " Stephanie." " Grace," " I didn't know you were home." " For a while, yeah." "Your mom ordered it special for you." " Oh, it's beautiful!" " I made your favourite kind." "Well, any day that ends with cake is a perfect day." "Do you want to stay and have a piece with us?" "Ah, no, it's family time, so get to it." "But enjoy the cake," " 'cause it is really good." " Oh, I bet." " Happy birthday." " Thank you." " Have fun." " Thank you." "Bye." " Ooh, is there ice cream, too?" " Of course." "And caramel sauce" " made fresh all day." " Wait." "This is what Constance was making in here." "It's my favourite!" "And I happen to know that she followed the recipe exactly." "Hmm." " Aah..." " Mm-hmm!" " Gonna eat?" " Let's eat." " Mmm!" " Mmm!" "Thank you for making everything so special." "Except I didn't make the sauce or the cake." "I know." "But you knew how much I'd like each." "I know my daughter a little bit." " Just a little." " Yeah." "Ooh, I, um, I have something for you." " On your birthday?" " Well, it's for both of us," " kind of." " OK." "Martha wants me to put this in the right place, but the only place that I want it to be next to is yours, so..." "I made you this." "So can we go out tomorrow and find a spot together?" "So we'll always be connected." "Forever." "Yeah." "You want to show me what you wrote in there?" "I do." "Except" "I'm sorry that you never got to write in yours." "Hmm." "This is where it would have gone." "Well, then, it's good that there's still room in there." "I grew up knowing about this book, but when it didn't show up on my special birthday," "I wrote down my wish anyway." "Kept it in my jewelry box." "In the envelope." "So this is what you wished for when you were my age?" "It's everything I hoped for." ""A life filled with love."" "Is that a wish that's come true?" "It comes true every single day." "Look." "This is what I wrote this morning." "It's the only thing that I wanted." ""A perfect moment with just me and my mom."" "And that's a wish that's coming true right now."

"A Daiei/Tokuma Shoten/ Tohuku Shinsha/TOKYO FM Production" "Dear Mom, it feels strange writing you the first time since I left." "I could've phoned but somehow it might be difficult to talk." "You still angry I left?" "If anyone understands, it's you." "I'm in love with a Brazilian guy I met a month ago." "He's strong and kind." "He's just perfect." "Do you know where Brazil is?" "Exactly the other side of China." "A hot country." "I don't know when I'll be back in China." "But, I promise I will." "I'll talk to Dad." "Till later." "You're a fly drawn to shit." "San Pedro, Sau Paulo, Brazil" "Hey, Mario!" "My hero." "We've been like brothers." "It doesn't matter they fucked up and die." "We're good partners!" "We'll get on great, Mario!" "One year later" "Serious?" "Saitama Immigration Bureau" "Sasame, Toda, Saitama" "What do you do?" "Hairdresser...apprentice." "Well, you can always sneak back in, you know." "Don't give up!" "It's your chance!" "Don't be afraid!" "Go now!" "Go!" 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"Make sure." "It's the best." "Size of chickens is totally different!" "It's fixed!" "Fixed!" "Give me back the money!" "Burn, baby." "Burn!" "Well...well." "Cheers." "Thanks." "To our friendship." "To our safety." "No problem." "It's our first deal." "We paid your asking price." "It won't be next time." "Mr. Fushimi, you'd better study." "Business is a living organism." "It changes day to day." "We Chinese follow changes." "Why can't you understand it?" "Why can't Chinese and Japanese get along very well?" "There's a reason." "Well, what?" "You know this story?" "Once upon a time, there was an island of monkeys in the east." "Chinese taught them how to write Chinese characters." "But, they were dumb." "They couldn't understand them." "Friendship, trust, duty sympathy, mercy, gratitude apology, and reflection." "Now, what should a clever Chinese do?" "Shoot if they want." "Mr. Fushimi kill me." "When a person dies he sees the truth." " Freeze." "Get the hell out here!" "Hurry up!" "Damn!" "Quick!" "Hurry!" "They're acting up." "Call HQ for back up!" "Leave it." "What?" "It's dangerous to be involved." " What?" "How many were killed?" "Make it quick!" "You bastards!" "Get in!" "Let's leave now!" "Come on!" "People, uniform No. 10 enters!" "Ricardo!" "We dominate the World Cup." "Brazil!" "We've no opponents." "Everyone together!" "Maracana cheering party is frantic!" "4!" "3!" "2!" "1!" "Your fucking security wasn't enough." "Give me the money." "The deal was over." "It's my money." "The cocaine they took is yours." "Isn't that right?" "Your boss gets angry." "I'm sorry for you." "I'll also do my best to get the stuff back for you." "Let's think what to do with it." "We must sell..." "Anyone reliable?" "He's still alive?" "Akira's earning good money." "I may pay for his new shop." "He's taking a plain young boy under his wing." "We're training him now." "Going well." "Would you join us like before?" "Not that, idiot." "The one I bought at the festival." "Oh, the turtle." "It became large." "It's a Mississippi red-eared slider." "It's from the USA." "Is that right?" "Stronger than Japanese turtles." "Native turtles're losing habitat." "Sounds like our situation." "You idiot." "The name?" "Kametaro." "Wrong!" "Idiot!" "The boy, you guys're training." "'The deal was over.'" "'It's my money." "The cocaine they took is yours." "Isn't that right?" "'" "Okajima Group" "Your fucked up!" "Damn!" "What you gonna do!" "Start by cutting your finger!" "Or I can't face the big boss." "Apologize to him." "Kneel down!" "Mr. Fushimi..." "I couldn't help it." "That's how it went." "That's how it went." "Yamazaki." "I'll take a nap." "Clean the mess up." "Have a good nap." "It's you." "It's me." "Did you find him?" "I did." "But, he could only offer 100 million max." "We've no choice." "I see." "What should I do?" "He's trustful." "Meet him there." "OK." "Have a good day." "Cut." "It's gonna be fine today." "Mario!" "Unbelievable!" "I'm so glad!" "I'm your biggest fan." "Tell me anything you need." "To produce a documentary?" "We're friends!" "She's pretty." "How are you?" "I know why you want to settle down." "What did he say?" "Oh, sorry." "I forgot." "I speak Japanese well." "I can speak to you." "I'm happy!" "Where's the money?" "No hurry." "Let me enjoy being with a pretty girl." "Not a bad deal for you." "I'm in rush." "Hurry." "Ricardo." "Well..." "Can I fuck many women?" "Mario, listen." "If you need something else, don't hesitate to ask me." "Where are you going?" "I'll fool around Tokyo a bit." "Then, go somewhere." "Get the fuck out." "It's OK." "Carlos." "Sorry it's so late." "Kei, Mario." "Bye." "Write me once you settle down." "Take care of him." "You're the coolest woman." "So long." "Mr. Fushimi." "Mr. Fushimi." "I got it." "The punk spoke Portuguese." "Portugal?" "May be Brazilian." "Lots of Japanese live there." "Pro-wrestler, Inoki's one of them." "Inoki..." "I saw his election speech." "He wanted to abolish consumption tax." "Who is his ex-wife?" "Well...an actress." "Well, Baisho..." "Baisho..." "Mitsuko!" "Yamazaki." "Yes." "Check all Brazilian hangouts." "Yes." "The ship sank?" "The ship!" " Lucky for you." "Least expected things may happen in life." "So, it's interesting." "What the hell am I doing here?" "I've left my native country." "Left behind my beloved Russia." "You don't understand anyhow..." "Have some!" "You can drink a lot." "Any other way?" "Oh, yeah." "But, expensive." "Yes, there is some." "I make it very cheap!" "How much?" " 700 million!" "Cash only!" "It's cheap?" "Colombians offer 800 million." "Take it or not?" "Made in Peru." "The best you can ever find." "You're so lucky." "This stuff didn't come from Peru." "No, you don't understand!" "Probably, in Yunnan Province in China poor children grew them." "It came by ship 4 days ago." "It arrived at Yokohama Port." "Same cocaine that was brought in here 3 days ago." "Mr. Lo here?" "Me, Yamazaki." "Upstairs, no problem?" "OK?" "I'm going." "Oolong tea." "Wake up!" "I'm looking for a Brazilian Japanese dealer." "Hey, girls, you don't speak Japanese?" "A dealer!" "I know a little Japanese." "I'm a dealer." "I sell myself." "Very cheap." "Of course, on your station, TV Piranha!" "Mario, thank you." "Kei, too." "He says thank you." " Thank you." "That's the news, people!" "Stay tuned to TV Piranha!" "We've timely news!" "Only I know many special things." "I'll report you next." "Everyone, hello." "Today, a serious talk with you." "You hear the rewards at the end." "We're Brazilians." "Everyone works hard and honestly." "Crazy Mario was one of us." "But, he changed his mind and tried to get what's not his." "Many people get into trouble." "One kid is in serious trouble 'cause of him." "So, I've a request to you people in Japan." "Contact us if you know where Mario is." "If you've exact info about Mario, we have your rewards ready." "REWARD" "Cut!" "Run that once every hour." "High Class Ping-Pong Club" "The Peruvian's offering us a good price." "Sell or not?" "It's better to sell." "To whom?" "Don't ask." "Thanks." "You've something to find." "He's too large." " Suck mine." "I told you to suck it!" "What're you doing!" " Huge cock!" "Go out!" " Lots of money." "I'm aroused." "Wait!" "Freeze!" "You've two choices." "You expire in a Japanese jail or return to Brazil." "Up to you." "What's wrong?" "You look pale." "I got a bad feeling." "Enough." "Thanks, Carla." "Don't be too merry in someone else's country." "Which one is Carlos?" "Me." "You hiding that bastard Mario?" "You give me 1 million, yeah?" "He's heading to Australia." "Went to China with Kei." "No." "He went back to Brazil." "Stop it." "Stop talking." "Aren't we all Mario's friends?" "Well, what?" "Why silence?" "Oh, you do whatever she says?" "What's wrong?" "Her words are special." "Oh, really?" "Young lady." "You're close to Mario." "So, that means she's special for Mario as well." "You're pretty." "Come with me." "Give me a call!" "Airport St., Koza, Okinawa" "Well, isn't Tokyo pretty?" "I said she is blind." "Let's go back." "Big boss appears in the office." "'It hurts." "It hurts.' Too depressing." "Mr. Fushimi." "It's him." "It's me." "Mr. Fushimi." "Congratulations being boss." "Let's be friends again." "I've got enough." "I got new cocaine." "I make it cheap for celebration." "You did it damn quick." "No hurry for an answer." "We're friends." "Please call me." "Again." "It's called 'duty' in this country." "Mr. Fushimi, don't kill him." "No one broadcasts on TV." "What is it?" "Wake up!" "Let's go." "Yes." "Izena, Okinawa" "Hey." "We take the boat tomorrow." "Stay here tonight." "No need to pay." "Mario, where are you?" "Okinawa." "South of Japan." "We take a ship to Taiwan." "Carla's kidnapped!" "Carlos' dead." "Killed!" "Calm down, Lucia." "The yakuza came to find you." "He tried to kidnap Carla." "Carlos foiled it, and got shot." "Your fault!" "If Carla is killed..." "Oh, God, please save her." "Carlos' killed, and Carla was kidnapped." "My fault." "Let's go, Mario." "Back to Tokyo to find Carla." "My Mario." "You're a man's man." "In Front of 'Kyotako' Udagawa-cho, Shibuya-ku" "Jose?" "It's Mario." "Let's talk." "Come to Shibuya." "Jose!" "What's happening!" "Mario, forgive me." "Who is it?" "Yakuza pays if you're caught." "Yakuza?" "Fushimi." "Fushimi." "No Brazilian helps you." "Got medicine?" "If Carla's killed, I'd kill you!" "I'll even kill you!" "Mario!" "Lucia!" "Poor Carla..." "Carla..." "Have a drink?" " Leave me alone." "I buy some booze." "I'm going." "Mr. Ko waits for you." "The boss always loves you." "But, I always want to kill you." "Understand?" "Don't touch me." "Don't." "Don't kill her!" "Poor girl..." "It hurts...take a rest." "You stay here rest forever." "So gorgeous." "Truly beautiful." "I've something to show you." "Pretty?" "What the fuck is this?" "You understand?" "I don't belong to you." "Don't." "Don't." "Once more?" "Hey, you!" "Let's play ping-pong." "Ridiculous!" " Yamazaki!" "Sounds good." "I've a match." "I was in the club in jr. high." "Bad news for you." "Ready!" "How is it?" "What do you see?" "Japanese and Chinese, listen well!" "I never forgive anyone who steals something important." "Nothing..." "I see nothing." "It's only cold and hurts." "It's only cold...and hurts." "Yes." "What?" "Wait." "Hold on." "The damn Brazilian was on TV shouted to conquer us." "Getting better, Yamazaki." "Yes." "I'm glad to be a yakuza." "Tell him we got the lady and the kid." "Mario." "Mario." "Here he comes." "Mario?" "Hey, cool Brazilian bastard!" "I wanna have fun just with us." "Taking it?" "Oh, live again." "Come together!" "Let's go and see the mess." "Now!" "A miracle...it's a miracle!" "He finally made it!" "As we say God is a Brazilian." "It's nice." "Hello." " Hello." "Are you ready?" "It's fine." "A nice day." "Ocean is calm." "It's ready." "By that boat we meet a ship to Taiwan." "It'll rock." "Must be Latin blood." "Hot tempered."

"Orchestrations were arranged by Sir Rhodri Fenning, and Dame Evelyn Blish is a member of the Kings Lynn players." "So tune in again next week for more from the What's My Line?" "team." "And that brings us to the end of programming for today." "So, from all of us here at Alexandra Palace, a very good night." "£200 overdrawn." "I need a miracle." "NATIONAL ANTHEM PLAYS ON TELEVISION" "LAUGHTER" "He's a caution, that one, he does make me laugh." "Oh, our lord and master." "Rita, I'm off out." "Dad?" "Oh, how many times, son?" "We'll see." "But everyone's getting a telly, Dad, even Mr Gallagher." "And the Bells at number 67." "Well, perhaps we'll get one for the Coronation." "If you're lucky." "We'll see." "Don't wait up." "I heard they rot your brains." "Rot them into soup and your brain comes pouring out of your ears." "That's what television does!" "Mr Magpie?" "Oh, Mr Magpie?" "Eh?" "You-hoo!" "Can you hear me, Magpie?" "Yes." "I must be dreaming..." "Oh, no." "This isn't a dream." "I'm going doolally, then." "Not at all, sweetheart." "Now, are you sitting comfortably?" "Good." "Then we'll begin." "SHE LAUGHS, HE SCREAMS" "I thought we'd be going for the Vegas era." "You know, the white flares and the chest hair." "You are kidding!" "If you wanna see Elvis, you go for the late Fifties." "The time before burgers, when they called him the Pelvis and he still had a waist!" "What's more, you see him in style!" "ENGINE REVS" "You going my way, doll?" "Is there any other way to go, daddio?" "Straight from the fridge, man!" "Ah, you speak the lingo!" "Yeah, well..." "Me, Mum, Cliff Richard movies— every Bank Holiday Monday." "Cliff!" "I knew your mother'd be a Cliff fan." "Where're we off to?" "Ed Sullivan TV studios." "Elvis did Hound Dog and there were complaints." "Bit of luck, we'll just catch it." "That'd be TV studios in..." "What, New York?" "That's the one!" "SHE LAUGHS Dig that New York vibe!" "Well, this could still be New York." "I mean, this looks very New York to me." "A sort of..." "Londony New York, mind, but..." "What're all the flags for?" "♫We want Muffin Everybody sings!" "♫We want Muffin the Mule... ♫ Smashing!" "Smashing, innit?" "You'd have thought they was in the room with ya!" "Fair do's, Tommy, you had a point." "New television." "There, that should cheer you up a bit, Rita?" "Give us a smile, then, eh?" "I can't." "Nothing's the same any more." "Not with her..." "Stop going on about it!" "But her face, Eddie." "What happened to her?" "That awful face." "I said, stop it!" "LOUD BANGING" "She's awake!" "I think she's hungry." "There you go, sir!" "All wired up for the great occasion." "Great occasion?" "What do you mean?" "Where you been living, out in the colonies?" "The Coronation, of course!" "And what Coronation's that, then?" "What do you mean?" "THE Coronation!" "It's the Queen's!" "Queen Elizabeth!" "Oh!" "Is this 1953?" "Last time I looked!" "Time for a lovely bit of pomp and circumstance, what we do best!" "Look at all the TV aerials." "Looks like everyone's got one." "That's weird, my nan said tellys were so rare, they all had to pile into one house." "Not around here, love." "Magpie's Marvellous Tellys, only five quid a pop." "Oh, but this is a brilliant year, classic!" "Technicolor, Everest climbed, everything off the ration." "A nation throwing off the shadows of war and looking forward to a happier, brighter future!" "Someone help me, please!" "Ted!" "Leave him alone, that's my husband!" "Please!" "What's going on?" "Oi!" "What are you doing⁈ Police business, get out of the way, sir." "Who'd they take?" "Do you know him?" "Must be Mr Gallagher." "But it's happening all over the place— they're turning into monsters." "Tommy!" "Not one word!" "Get inside, now!" "Sorry, I'd better do as he says." "All aboard!" "Operation Market Stall." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Lost them." "How did they get away from us?" "I'm surprised they didn't turn back and arrest you for reckless driving." "Have you passed your test?" "Men in black?" "Vanishing police cars?" "This is Churchill's England, not Stalin's Russia." "Monsters, that boy said." "Maybe we should go and ask the neighbours." "That's what I like about you." "The domestic approach." "Thank you." "Hold on, was that an insult?" "I've finished it." "As you instructed." "That's awfully good of you, Mr Magpie." "So you'll go soon?" "You'll leave me?" "We'll see." "If you're a very good boy." "Please." "You're burning me." "Inside, behind my eyes." "It hurts." "Even my memories hurt." "I just want things back like they used to be." "Oh, but this world of yours is busy, busy, busy!" "Forging ahead into a brand-new age!" "You can never go back, that's your tragedy." "But now..." "the time is almost ripe, Magpie." "Cometh the hour, cometh the man." "Or lady." "THUD!" "Gran?" "Gran, it's me, it's Tommy." "I'm gonna come in, Gran." "Stand back, just don't..." "I'm sorry, but I've got to come in." "What do you think you're doing?" "We've got to try and help her, Dad." "Give me that key." "I said, give me that key, right now." "Don't think I've finished with you." "All the warnings I've given you and every time, every time, you disobey me!" "But we can't just lock her away." "Excuse me, sunshine." "I am talking." "You can forget that college nonsense." "You are gonna come and work alongside me." "Get your hands dirty for once." "THUDS FROM UPSTAIRS" "Oh, Lord." "Won't she ever stop?" "THUDS CONTINUES There, there, Rita my sweet." "Business as usual." "Now, let's get these up all over the house, in honour of her Majesty." "But, Eddie, what if she's dying?" "I am talking!" "That's better." "A little bit of hush." "DOORBELL RINGS" "BOTH:" "Hi!" "Who are you, then?" "Let's see." "Judging by the look of you, family man, nice house, fought in the war, therefore, I represent Queen and country." "Just doing a little check of her forthcoming Majesty's subjects before the great day." "Oh, er, very nice, very well kept." "I'd like to congratulate you, Mrs..." "Connolly." "Rita, I can handle this." "This gentleman's a proper representative." "Don't mind the wife, she rattles on." "Well, maybe she should rattle on a bit more." "I'm not convinced you're doing your patriotic duty." "Those flags, why are they not flying?" "There we are, Rita!" "I told you!" "Get them up!" "Queen and Country!" "I'm sorry." "Get it done, do it now." "Hold on a minute." "Like the gentleman says." "Hold on a minute." "You've got hands, Mr Connolly." "Two big hands, so why is that your wife's job?" "Well, it's housework, innit?" "And that's a woman's job?" "Course it is." "Mr Connolly, what gender is the Queen?" "She's a female." "Then are you suggesting the Queen does the housework?" "No, not at all." "Then get busy!" "Right." "Yes, sir." "You'll be proud of us, sir!" "We'll have Union Jack left, right and centre!" "Excuse me, Mr Connolly." "Hang on a minute." "Union Jacks?" "Yes, that's right, isn't it?" "That's the Union Flag." "It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea." "Oh!" "Oh, I'm sorry." "I do apologise." "Well, don't get it wrong again, there's a good man." "Now get to it!" "Right then, nice and comfy." "At her Majesty's leisure!" "Union Flag?" "Mum went out with a sailor." "I bet she did." "Anyway, I'm the Doctor, and this is Rose, and you are?" "Tommy." "Well, sit yourself down, Tommy." "Have a look at this." "I love telly, don't you?" "Yeah, I think it's brilliant." "Good man!" "Keep working, Mr C!" "..." "Now, why don't you tell me what's wrong?" "Did you say you were a doctor?" "Yes, I am." "Can you help her?" "Oh, please." "Can you help her, Doctor?" "Now then, Rita, I don't think the gentleman needs to know..." "Oh, the gentleman does." "Tell us what's wrong and we can help." "It's all right." "It's all right." "Come here." "Oh, it's all right." "Hold on a minute." "Queen and Country's one thing, but this is my house!" "What the..." "What the hell am I doing⁈" "Now you listen here, Doctor." "You may have fancy qualifications, but what goes on under my roof is my business!" "Not if people are being..." "I am talking!" "And I'm not listening!" "Now you are staring into a deep, dark pit of trouble if you don't let me help." "So I'm ordering you, sir— tell me what's going on!" "THUDS FROM UPSTAIRS" "She won't stop." "She never stops." "We started hearing stories, all round the place." "People who... changed." "Families keeping it secret, cos they were scared." "Then the police started finding out." "We don't know how, no-one does." "They just turn up, come to the door and take them, any time of the day or night." "Show me." "Gran?" "It's Tommy." "It's all right, Gran." "I've brought help." "Her face is completely gone." "Scarcely an electrical impulse left." "Almost complete neural shut-down, it's just ticking over." "It's like her brain's been... wiped clean." "What are we gonna do, Doctor?" "We can't even feed her!" "We've got company!" "They've come for her!" "What was she doing before this happened?" "Tell me, quickly, think!" "She doesn't leave the house." "She was just..." "Hold on, there are three important, brilliant and complicated reasons why you should listen to me." "One..." "Doctor!" "Leave her alone, you'll hurt her!" "Mum!" "Doctor!" "Don't hurt her!" "Back inside, Rita." "She's my mother!" "Back inside now, I said!" "Hell of a right hook!" "Have to watch out for that." "Don't fight it, back inside!" "Rose!" "Come on!" "Get back inside!" "Don't fight it, son." "Don't fight it!" "Rose!" "We're gonna lose them again!" "Dad, they took her!" "That was Gran, and they took her!" "Come on, back inside!" "How did they find her, who told them?" "You!" "Get the hell out of my house!" "I'm going, I'm done." "Nice to meet you, Tommy, Mrs Connolly." "And as for you, Mr Connolly, only an idiot hangs the Union Flag upside down." "Shame on you!" "Oh, very good." "Very good." "Stay where you are!" "Oh, I'm sorry, miss, I'm afraid you're too late." "I was just about to lock the door." "Yeah?" "Well, I wanna buy a telly." "Come back tomorrow." "Please." "You'll be closed, won't you?" "What?" "For the big day?" "The Coronation?" "Yes." "Yes, of course." "The big day." "I'm sure you'll find somewhere to watch it." "Please go." "Seems to me, half of London's got a television, since you're practically giving 'em away." "I have my reasons." "And what are they?" "Hungry!" "Hungry!" "What's that?" "It's just the television." "One of these modern programmes." "Now, I really do think you should leave, right now." "Not until you've answered my questions." "How come your televisions are so cheap?" "It's my patriotic duty." "Seems only right that as many folk as possible get to watch the Coronation." "We may be losing the Empire, but we can still be proud!" "20 million people they reckon'll be watching." "Imagine that!" "And 20 million people can't be wrong, eh?" "So why don't you get yourself home, and get up early for the big day?" "No, I'm not leaving till I've seen everything." "I need to close." "Mr Magpie... something's happening out there." "Ordinary people are being struck down and changed, and the only new thing in the house is a television." "Your television." "What's going on?" "I knew this would happen." "I knew I'd be found out." "All right, then, just you and me." "You gonna come clean, then?" "What's really in it for you?" "For me?" "Perhaps some peace." "From what?" "From her." "But that's just a woman on the telly, that's just a programme." "What a pretty little girl." "Oh, my God." "Are you talking to me?" "Yes." "I'm talking to you, little one." "Unseasonably chilly for the time of year, don't you think?" "What are you?" "I'm The Wire!" "And I am hungry!" "Magpie, help me!" "Just think of that audience tomorrow, my dear, all settling down to watch the Coronation." "20 million people." "Things will never be the same again." "ROSE YELLS" "I'm sorry, so sorry." "Help me!" "Good night, children, everywhere." "Start from the beginning, tell me everything you know." "Well, for starters," "I know you can't wrap your hand around your elbow and make your fingers meet." "Don't get clever with me!" "You were there today, at Florizel Street, and now, breaking into this place." "Oh, you're connected to this, make no mistake." "Well, the thing is, Detective Inspector Bishop..." "How do you know my name?" "It's written inside your collar." "Bless your mum." "But I can't help thinking, Detective Inspector, you're not exactly doing much detective inspecting, are you?" "I'm doing everything in my power." "You're grabbing the faceless people and hiding them." "Don't tell me." "Orders from above?" "It's Coronation day, the eyes of the world are on London town, so any sort of problem just gets swept out of sight." "The nation has an image to maintain." "But doesn't it drive you mad, doing nothing?" "Don't you want to get out there and investigate?" "Course I do, but..." "With all the crowds expected, we haven't got the manpower." "Even if we did, this is beyond anything we've ever seen." "I just don't know any more." "20 years on the force, and I don't even know where to start." "We haven't the faintest clue what's going on." "Well..." "That could change." "How?" "Start from the beginning." "Tell me everything you know." "We started finding them about a month ago." "Persons left sans visage." "Heads just... blank." "But is there any sort of pattern?" "It's spreading out from North London." "All over the city— men, women, kids, grannies." "Only real lead is there's been quite a large number in..." "Florizel Street." "Found another one, sir." "Good man, Crabtree, here we are, Doctor." "Take a good look." "See what you can deduce." "Rose..." "You know her?" "Know her?" "She's..." "Found her in the street, apparently, down by Damascus Road." "Just abandoned." "That's unusual, that's the first one in the open..." "VOICE FADES, THEN RETURNS we'll have Torchwood on our backs then..." "They did what?" "I'm sorry?" "They left her where⁈ Just in the street." "In the street?" "They left her in the street." "They took her face, and just chucked her out and left her in the street." "And as a result, that makes things simple." "Very, very simple." "D'you know why?" "No..." "Because now, Detective Inspector Bishop, there is no power on this Earth that can stop me." "Come on!" "The big day dawns." "You've had your fun with your little doctor." "But now you're left with me, Rita, so you'll behave yourself." "And smile!" "Here we go, everyone, here we go!" "Grub's up!" "Grub's up!" "Tuck in, everyone!" "Tuck in." "Take a sandwich." "Oh, here we go, here we go, it's started!" "Look, look, take your places, sit down, sit down." "Rita, love, just look at that telly-box, then!" "Eh, innit marvellous?" "The picture's so clear!" "Ere, Bet, I says to Rita, I says, "You didn't need to get your hair done special, love." "The Queen won't be able to see you!"" "Where's your old Mum, then?" "She can't go missing it!" "Sorry, Mum can't make it down." "Aww!" "Bless her." "Maybe we could pop up and see her later." "Maybe you could!" "It's a good idea, what d'you think, Dad?" "Maybe Aunty Betty could go and see Gran later!" "Oh, he loves his Gran, this one." "Proper little mummy's boy all round." "Ooh, you know what they say about them!" "Eddie, you want to beat that out of him!" "That's exactly what I'm gonna do." "DOORBELL RINGS I'll get it." "ON TV: ...will first appear in about 10 minutes' time, riding in the gold coach of state." "Tommy." "Talk to me." "I need to know exactly what happened inside your house." "What the blazes 'd you think you're doing?" "I wanna help, dad." "Mr Connolly..." "Shut your face, you!" "Whoever you are!" "We can handle this ourselves!" "Listen, you little twerp." "You're hardly out of the bloomin' cradle, so I don't expect you to understand." "But I've got a position to maintain." "People round here respect me." "It matters what people think." "Is that why you did it, Dad?" "What d'you mean?" "Did what?" "You ratted on Gran." "How else would the police know where to look?" "Unless some coward told them." "How dare you⁈" "You think I fought a war just so a mouthy little scum like you could call me a coward⁈" "You don't get it, do you?" "You fought against fascism, remember?" "People telling you how to live..." "who you could be friends with, who you could fall in love with!" "Who could live and who had to die!" "Don't you get it?" "You were fighting so that twerps like me could do what we want, say what we want." "Now you've become just like them." "You've been informing on everyone, haven't you?" "Even Gran." "All to protect your precious reputation!" "Eddie?" "Is that true?" "I did it for us, Rita!" "She was filthy." "A filthy, disgusting thing." "She's my mother!" "All the others you informed on?" "All the people in our street?" "Our friends?" "I had to." "–I..." "I did the right thing." "–The right thing for us?" "Or for you, Eddie?" "You go, Tommy." "Go with the Doctor and do some good." "Get away from this house." "It's poison." "We've had a ruddy monster under our roof all right..." "but it weren't my mother!" "Rita!" "Tommy?" "What was all that, then?" "That was..." "That was the sound of something ending." "And about time too." "Everyone all right?" "Smashing!" "Nothing's going to spoil our big day, is it?" "Tommy, tell me about that night." "The night she changed." "She was just watching the telly." "Rose said it!" "She guessed it straight away!" "All these aerials in one little street." "How come?" "Bloke up the road." "Mr Magpie." "He's selling them cheap." "Is he now?" "Come on!" "Ere!" "You can't do that..." "Shop!" "If you're here, come out and talk to me!" "Magpie!" "Maybe he's out." "Looks like it." "Oh, hello..." "This isn't right." "This is very much not right." "Tastes like iron." "Bakelite." "Knocked together with human hands, yes." "But the design itself..." "Oh, beautiful work— that is so simple." "That's incredible, it's like a television... but portable..." "A portable television!" "And it's not the only power source in this room." "VOICES ARE SILENT" "Gran!" "I'm on my way." "What do you think you're doing?" "I want my friend restored." "I think that's beyond a little back street electrician, so tell me who's in charge!" "Yoo-hoo." "I think that must be me." "Ooh!" "This one's smart as paint!" "Is she talking to us?" "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you brought this on yourselves." "May I introduce you to my new... friend?" "Jolly nice to meet you!" "Oh, my God." "It's her." "That woman off the telly!" "No." "It's just using her image." "What..." "What are you?" "I'm The Wire!" "And I will gobble you up, pretty boy!" "Every last morsel!" "And when I have feasted..." "I shall regain the corporeal body which my fellow kind denied me!" "Good Lord." "Colour television!" "So your own people tried to stop you?" "They executed me." "But I escaped, in this form." "And fled across the stars." "And now, you're trapped in the television." "Not for much longer." "Doctor!" "Is this what got my Gran?" "Yes, Tommy." "It feeds off the electrical activity of the brain." "But it gorges itself like a great, over-fed pig." "Taking people's faces, their essence, as it stuffs itself." "And you let her do it, Magpie." "I had to." "She allowed me my face." "She promised to release me at the Time of Manifestation." "What does that mean⁈ The appointed time." "My crowning glory!" "Doctor!" "The Coronation." "For the first time in history, millions gathered around a television set." "But you're not strong enough yet, are you?" "You can't do it all from here." "That's why you need this!" "It needs something more powerful." "This'll turn a big transmitter into a big receiver." "What a clever thing you are." "But why fret about it?" "Why not just relax?" "Kick off your shoes and enjoy the Coronation." "Believe me!" "You'll be glued to the screen!" "Doctor!" "Oh, my..." "Hungry!" "Hungry!" "The Wire is hungry!" "Oh!" "This one is tasty!" "Oh!" "I'll have lashings of him." "Delicious!" "Armed!" "He's armed and clever." "Withdraw!" "Withdraw!" "The box, Magpie, the box!" "Hold tight!" "Conduct me to my victory, Magpie!" "Hungry!" "Hungry!" "Feed me!" "Ooh, she's so lovely!" "Beautiful." "Makes you forget all your troubles!" "Everyone all right for pop?" "Tommy!" "Wake up!" "Tommy, come on!" "What happened?" "Where's Magpie?" "We don't even know where to start looking!" "It's too late." "It's never too late!" "As a wise person once said." "Kylie, I think." "The Wire's got big plans." "It'll need..." "It's gonna harvest half the population!" "Millions and millions of people." "And where are we?" "Muswell Hill." "Muswell Hill!" "Muswell Hill!" "Which means..." "Alexandra Palace!" "Biggest TV transmitter in North London!" "That's why it chose this place!" "What're you gonna do⁈" "I'm going shopping." "This what you want?" "Perfect!" "Right, I need one more thing." "Got it!" "Let's go!" "I can't do this!" "Please!" "Please don't make me..." "The time is at hand!" "Feed me!" "Feed me!" "There!" "Come on!" "Wait!" "Where'd we think we're...?" "Oh!" "I'm very sorry, sir!" "Shouldn't you be at the Coronation?" "They're saving me a seat!" "Who'd he think you were?" "King of Belgium, apparently." "Keep this switched on." "Don't let anyone stop you, Tommy!" "Everything depends on it, you understand?" "You'll get yourself killed up there!" "Your Majesty!" "FEED ME!" "Oh, feast!" "Feasting!" "The Wire is feasting!" "It's too late." "Too late for all of us." "I shall consume you, Doctor!" "I won't let you do this, Magpie." "Help me, Doctor!" "It burns!" "It took my face." "My soul!" "You cannot stop The Wire." "Soon I shall become manifest." "No more." "No more of this." "You promised me peace!" "Then peace you shall have." "Aaargh!" "MANIACAL LAUGHTER" "Been burning the candle at both ends?" "You've over-extended yourself, missus." "You shouldn't have had a crack at poor old Magpie there." "Rubber soles." "Swear by 'em!" "Oh, dear." "Has our little plan gone horribly wrong, Doctor?" "No-o-o-o!" "No!" "It's close down, I'm afraid, and no epilogue." "LOUD SCREAM" "EXCITED CHATTER" "NATIONAL ANTHEM ON TV" "What have I missed?" "Doctor!" "What happened?" "Sorted." "Electrical creature.TV technology." "Clever alien life-form— that's me, by the way." "I turned the receiver back into a transmitter, then I trapped The Wire in here." "I just invented the home video 30 years early." "Betamax!" "Oh, look!" "God Save The Queen, eh?" "♫God save the Queen... ♫" "HUGE CHEER FROM CROWD ON TV" "There's my grandson!" "This was never your house— it's in my mother's name." "And on her behalf, I'm telling you..." "Out!" "We could go down the Mall." "Join in with the crowds." "Nah, that's just pomp and circumstance." "This is history, right here." "The domestic approach." "Exactly." "Will it...?" "That thing..." "Is it trapped for good?" "On video?" "Hope so." "Just to be on the safe side" "I'll use my knowledge of trans-temporal extirpation methods to neutralise the residual electronic pattern." "You what?" "I'm gonna tape over over it." "Leave it with me, I'm always doing that!" "Tommy, you can have the scooter." "Little present." "Best, em, keep it in the garage for a few years, though." "Good riddance." "Is that it, then, Tommy?" "New monarch, new age, new world." "No room for a man like Eddie Connolly?" "That's right." "He deserves it." "Tommy." "Go after him." "What for?" "He's your dad." "He's an idiot." "Course he is." "Like I said, he's your Dad." "But you're clever." "Clever enough to save the world." "So don't stop there." "Go on." "We're beyond the reach of the Tardis's knowledge!" "This writing is old!" "Impossibly old!" "People!" "Look at that—real people." "That's us!" "Hooray!" "The beast and his armies shall rise from the pit..." "Whatever it is, it's not a natural phenomenon." "We could revolutionise modern science." "We could use it to fuel the empire." "Or start a war." "That's a black hole." "But that's impossible!" "Subtitles by Raymond Morrison, Red Bee Media —BBC 2006 Converted by reirei for the forom"

"Confessions of a Police Captain" "Captain, stay and talk to me..." "Tomorrow." "Hello, hello, hello..." "Where is he?" "Over there." "is he still being sought by the police?" "Yes, he is." "What's his mental state?" "Unstable." "At times we've even had to... put him into isolation." "The scum of the earth." "I wonder how many went insane while they were in here?" " Captain, I don't see what I..." " Don't bother - l'm not interested." "I'm not here to discuss the problems of running a mental institution. ls that clear?" "I want his papers in order, and I want him out..." "Take it or leave it." "Good morning, Captain." " He'll be out in two days." " How'd you do it?" " Stay away from him." " Think it over?" "I've been thinking about it for years;" "now I've stopped thinking." "Just drive." "Money!" "Do you think there are flowers in the box?" "I wouldn't like to say." "A suitcase... what, is he leaving?" "Don't be an idiot, Cammino!" "It's your last chance to stop him." "No!" "Let's go back to the office." "Captain!" "All will go perfectly well till 6 o'clock, after which watch out for someone not telling you the truth!" "You picked the wrong day, fortune teller!" "Oh, Captain - l would have expected more respect from you." "After all, who dreamt of the identity of the Pennisi criminal, eh?" "And who read in the cards where the stolen property from the" ""Monte dei Veghni" robbery was hidden?" " You!" " Yes!" "Let's break it up here." "Break it up now, break it up!" " So, Rascal, any news?" " All quiet, Captain." "And now we wait." "Magistrate interrogates Ferdinando Lomunno" "The evening of the crime" "Lomunno is acquitted" "Lomunno trial- evidence is insufficient" " He should be there by now." " There's a lot of traffic." "There's a security guard here, wanting to speak to Mr. Lomunno." "Alright." "Down the corridor to the left." "Mr. Lomunno's office is behind the large folding door." "Mummy, mummy, they're shooting!" "Who are they shooting at?" "What was that?" "It came from the construction offices." "He's armed!" "There he is!" "It's a guard!" "Help!" "Ahhh..." " Wow!" "It's a guard!" " What's he doing?" "Running away?" "Call the police!" "He's dying, call an ambulance - an ambulance!" "Yes, Via Plebiscito, yes." "What?" "Captain, there's just been a shooting over at Via Plebiscito." "Who is this?" "Ah, officer Barbato, yes!" "Repeat..." "Via Plebiscito 112." "Captain... four, I think." " Four what?" " Dead." "Patrol car "love", wagon "Freedom", please proceed to Via Plebiscito..." " Get everyone down there, and the ambulances!" " Let's go!" "One is on the lawn and someone else is in there." "Schiro, cordon the area off!" "Good day, Captain." "Can we get to work?" "Can we start?" "Hold on, hold on." "He's not here." "Why isn't he here... ?" "Haven't you understood?" " Somebody warned him, that's all." " But who?" "Hey!" "Take some beautiful photos of LiPuma!" "Rest assured, Captain, we'll do a good job." "Who could it have been?" "I don't know, but they did, and he got away." "Did you call the district attorney?" "A disguise..." "Yes - how did you figure that out?" "The hair: much too long." "Has he been identified?" "Good morning." "I'm Captain Giacomo Bonavia." "Traini." "District Attorney's office." "That's Michele LiPuma, a well-known killer." "What happened?" "Do you know Ferdinando Lomunno, the building magnate?" "Yes, I've heard of him." "That's his secretary." "LiPuma came in disguised, and asked her to announse him to Lomunno." "When she heard shots, she fled." "Anyway, the disguise was supposed to give LiPuma a few seconds advantage." "But it didn't work out that way, because they were waiting for him on the other side of the door." "On the other side of the door?" "You mean Lomunno's?" "Yes:" "Lomunno and LiPuma were cronies from way back, but they fell out after Lomunno mistreated LiPuma's sister." "They tried to kill each other, more than once " "LiPuma's autopsy will show more than a couple of bullet scars." "Lomunno knew that one day, LiPuma would try to take his revenge, you understand?" "That's why he had his people waiting for him." "But LiPuma came from here, instead of there, and took them by surprise." "Vinsenzo Arlotta, from Trapani." "It seems he caught LiPuma from behind." "After that, it seems that he was accidentally shot by his accomplices." "From here... to the door..." "crossfire!" "Lomunno's chair." "And this is an old acquaintance, Dano Gaschetta from Salemi... wanted for a double murder two years ago." "We haven't identified that one yet." "His mashine gun had jammed." "All characters from out of town, all recently hired." "I feel partly to blame for this." "Lomunno had two professional bodyguards, who he trusted." "I had them put in jail a couple of months ago." "When a hotchot like Lomunno has no protection, he starts to have a problem breathing;" "he feels uneasy." "He needed temporary help, so he hired some cheap people." "Well... you can see the mess that they made." "Two professional killers in prison, three amateur killers dead." "So to speak, the maximum result for a minimum of effort." "Nise work, Bonavia!" "How is it that you aren't more familiar with Lomunno?" "Why should I be?" "He moves in high circles, even if he is a murderer." "Why not arrest him?" " Something funny?" " Sort of." "I'll repeat my question:" "why not arrest him?" "Because I don't want to be made a fool of again, seeing as how I've already arrested him three times before." " Lack of evidence?" " What?" "I said: due to lack of evidence?" "Due to lack of everything." "Do you know how much this soncrete jungle has sost so far?" "400 billion." "And 59 killings." "63, counting the four of today." "Those are the ones in the cemetery." "A great many of them are buried right here: in cement." "But what are you gonna do, tear down half the city?" " Where do you live anyway?" " Here in the vicinity." "Well, watch out." "One of these days you'll turn on the tap, and blood will run out." "Or you'll see something in a crack in the wall, scrape it out and what will you see?" "A finger, or an eye." "You live in a penthouse?" "I have three rooms on the second floor." "Why?" "Sounds kind of small." "You'll see: one of these days, a friend will approach you... and offer you the penthouse, at very good conditions." "You inspire confidence." "Are you sure Lomunno wasn't present when the shooting took plase?" "And risk getting shot?" "They have people that get paid for that." "Okay, you can go." "Okay, all is in order." "Anyway, I'll take a chance on making an ass of myself again." "You give me a warrant, and I'll arrest him." "You're certain that this was Lomunno's work?" "If he was warned that LiPuma was out to get him... why didn't he just inform the police of that?" "Thanks." "Instead you suggest that he set a trap?" "For me it's still not clear." "I'll issue a summons for Lommuno to appear for questioning." "Let's see what he has to say." "If you want, I can tell you say what he will say... I'll proceed with questioning Lommuno." "If you get orders from me to arrest him, there won't be any lack of evidence." "Send me your interim report as soon as possible, and the file on Lomunno." "Goodbye." "Goodbye, Mr. Traini." "Go fuck yourself, you... piece of shit!" "What are you looking so happy about?" "Me?" "Nothing, chief. lt's cold, that's all." "I'll repeat: you need to keep all this to yourself." "We're up to our necks in this, and I want you to stay out of it." "No, Captain, I'm like ivy:" "where l stick, there I stay." "The newspapers." "Hello?" "Mr. Traini?" "It's me." "I have Mr. Malta on the line for you." "Hello, Traini." "Good morning, Mr. Malta." "How are you?" "Good." "So, this shooting in Via Plebiscito - a real massacre!" "There were more than 100 shots fired." "There were four bullet holes in LiPuma's body, two of whish were fatal." "When did he get out of the insane asylum?" "What?" "I said:" "When was he released from the mental hospital?" "Who?" "Well, LiPuma." "You mean you haven't been informed of that yet?" "Who's in charge of the investigation?" "Captain Bonavia." "Ah, the best man for it - introverted, mulish but efficient!" "Didn't he tell you about the asylum?" "Yes. lt's in the report he sent me." "Michele LiPuma, confined in 1964." "The commitment paper was signed by his sister, Serena LiPuma." "And when did he get out?" "Two days ago!" "So how would you explain why a man like that was released, when he was clearly still abnormal, not right in the head?" "The Doctors declared him healthy." "You see: you've barely been in the job any time, and you already have a very serious case on your shoulders." "Tell me - how's your mother?" "Slightly better, but she still needs more time to fully recover." "is she still in Switzerland?" "Yes, in Lausanne." "And you - how's the move to the new apartment going?" "Quite well, thanks." "Remember me to your mother when you write." "And here, in this case..." "How do you intend to proceed?" "I'll be interrogating Lomunno tomorrow." "It may be that a certain person found Lomunno's resent acquittal disagreeable..." "Lomunno stood in his way." "Do you understand?" "You mean that an old rival wanted him dead?" "Such viciousness would indicate that." "There's someone to see you." "Ah, Lomunno?" "No, his lawyer." "Show him in." "Be careful: he's a fox!" "Advocate Canestraro." "I wasn't expecting you." "You were expecting Lomunno, I know." "I'd like to see him myself." "He was admitted to hospital." "After the shooting, he suffered a shock." "Ah, and which hospital is he in?" "I don't know." "Well, you find out what clinic, and tell him I want to question him." "Lomunno obviously has a murder trial ahead of him." "It only needs to be established what his relationship with the three killers was - the ones armed with machine guns, who were waiting for LiPuma." "We've not been able to learn who they were." "I'll make that clear;" "we do not know who they were." "Therefore, Lomunno has no fear of being investigated." "He respects the law." "But he is still worried that he will be killed." "LiPuma was sent there to kill him." "Fortunately, Lommuno was out of his office, otherwise... he would now be dead." "What makes you think that someone sent LiPuma there?" "Given past events, I'd say that LiPuma had enough reasons of his own to hate Lomunno." "Quite right." "So, they opened the tiger's cage, and the tiger came out." "You mean to say that if you wanted to get rid of our successful builder, you'd have had LiPuma released from the asylum?" " Me?" " Yes, or whoever else." "Allow me to express my surprise... that a paranoid murderer could have been set free so easily." "Go on." "I have nothing more to say, Mr. District Attorney." "Find your client, and tell him he must come here for questioning." "What guarantee can you give for his safety?" "A police escort." "It would be better not to inform the police." "Ah - you think that if word were to get out, then the word may get wings, and return in the form of a bullet?" "It's no mystery that my client is in the croschairs of certain police officers." "You're referring to the times that Captain Bonavia arrested him?" "Three arrests, to be exact." "The court's answer has been three acquittals." "I'll let you judge." "What could Captain Bonavia personally have against Lomunno?" "Yes..." "Er..." "There could be many reasons." "A man can hate out of his love for justice." "In that case, if you think Bonavia is so perfect..." "What do you think?" "Tell me something about him." "I think that it is necessary to judge a public official even by his private life." "And that would be?" "Bonavia has a mistress, young enough to be his daughter." "That's not a crime." "Of course not." "Of course not." "Listen, Mr. District Attorney... I ask that you forget regulations just this once, and be so kind as to visit my client, because he has suffered a great shock." " Tomorrow morning?" " Thank you. lt's been a pleasure." "It would be an honor for me to accompany you personally." "Good day." "Call Mr. Malta's office." "A fox!" "Lomunno is willing to see me tomorrow morning, but he has asked that I visit him." "He doesn't want the police to know where he's hiding out." "Why?" "His lawyer says that Lomunno thinks Bonavia has it in for him." "And assuming he does?" "Well, Lomunno is afraid that the police would intentionally let out information that would harm him." "What's your opinion, Traini?" "I'll go along with him, even though his distrust of Bonavia annoys me." "The most important thing is to hear what Lomunno has to say, and as quickly as possible." "Of course, the investigation is paramount." "Well, I authorise you to proceed." "What about the lunatic asylum?" "I'm going there today, with Bonavia." "Clinically speaking, there was no reason to keep him here." "is that so?" "In your opinion, he was cured?" " Did he often have visitors?" " Never." " Not even his sister?" " No." "She sent him a few packages." "It says here that six months ago, LiPuma tried to strangle his cellmate." "It was a unique emotional crisis, but it was never repeated." "I'd like to talk to that former cellmate." "You promised me the other day!" "Why won't you talk with me?" " l'm not dangerous." " Take it easy; you're sweating." "No, I don't sweat - l weep from my skin." " Where is he?" " Next door." "But I can tell you that now is not a good time..." "Should I open it?" "Ahh..." "Who is this in my cell?" "Why are you here?" "What do you want?" "Go away... go away!" "That one's OK." "But the others?" "All assholes!" "You - what are you?" "I'm just an officer of the judiciary." "My name is Giuseppe Lascatelli." "is that not an important name?" "Why don't you answer me?" "Why are you quiet?" "You must answer me!" "Calm yourself, Pepe." "Okay, General." "Do you know Captain Bonavia?" "Ah, and how!" "I used to pass all the information on to him while I was inside." "They had tons of strychnine, so they put the strychnine in the coffee, and they got rid of a boss, a spy, a lookout man and an "asparagus"." "Who?" "What do you mean 'who'?" "Don't you listen when I say something?" "Enough, Pepe." "He's talking about those that have been poisoned in jail." "Continue." "There was a pipeline under the prison floor." "We dug a hole in the ground and petrol came out." "Like a geyser... psss!" "Mimi the fairy - he used to sell it for us." "How beautiful he was." "And how did he get it out?" "With the "asparagus"." "With the what?" "!" "What language is this guy speaking?" "He comes in here and makes fun of my cosmic revelations!" "I'm going to smash him!" "Tell the official what you do to us, instead!" "You keep us locked up in this dump!" "And you beat us." "You damn bastards!" "Bastards!" "Calm down, Pepe." "Have a cigarette." "It's miserable in here - why don't you send some women in?" "Only faggots have a good time in here." "Were you a friend of LiPuma's?" "The world should belong to generous men like him." "He gave my son a news stand, because he was my friend." "They kept him here, the doctors kept him in here because..." "Lomunno and his sister wanted him out of the way." "Bastards!" " We'd better stop." " Alright." "I'd like to talk to him alone." "You were a police informer - isn't that right?" "Come on Pepe, have courage." "Scratch me behind my ear first." "I can't stand it." "LiPuma knew you were an informer, right?" "One day he said to me:" ""Bonavia's your friend..." ""so tell him I'm not crazy. "" "I said "no!" Then he tried to strangle me." "Continue." "Bonavia came to ask me some questions. I said..." "What did you say?" "Go on." "What did you say?" "Hmm?" ""Let LiPuma out. "" "And what did he say?" ""impossible, " that's what he said." "Thanks, Pepe." "Shall we go?" "Who had LiPuma released, Bonavia?" "The doctors declared him cured." "Don't you believe in doctors?" "Anyway, tell me:" "who are Lomunno's enemies?" "Half the people in the telephone book..." "more or less." "Who would you put at the top of the list?" "Even then it's hard to narrow it down." "His rivals in the construction business:" "Madonna, Norvese, Chiaracarne... all those and their relatives that Lomunno destroyed economically, or killed." " A top up?" " No, thanks." "To return to Lassatelli..." "I wanted to talk with him alone, because the presence of police officers often intimidates people." "He said that LiPuma could hardly wait to get out, so he could try to kill Lommuno." "That could be, but it surely wasn't Lascatelli who informed Lomunno... that LiPuma wanted to kill him, and had disguised himself as a guard, as he couldn't have known how or where LiPuma would try it." "So; who did inform Lommuno?" "Perhaps I'm reading you wrong, but I think that you're thinking... this was an act of personal revenge." "Because of the sister!" "So you think that LiPuma was merely a tool of his sister?" "There's no evidence of that." " But she could be a suspect?" " lt's possible." "It's quite possible that the massacre wasn't just an isolated insident, that the intent was far greater than a simple personal vendetta, that it involves important people in conflicting interests, and billions of lire." " Shall we talk about politics?" " Why not?" "See the man sitting over there at that table?" "With the light suit, the mustache, and the expression on his face that seems to say:" ""What have I got to do with it?" "I'm innocent!"" " You mean His Honour, Mayor Nicotra?" " That's right." "And to his left, the one with the thick glasses, that's the M. P. , Grisi." "And on his right is the President of the regional bank, Santa Crose, with the Chairman of the Building Commission." "Remember those words:" "Building Commission." "They're the key to everything." "A coffee and the bill, please." "There is also a free seat at the table." "Guess who is missing?" "Lomunno." "Right." "Shall we continue?" "So, about two years ago..." "Nicotra and Lomunno drew up an agreement, anticipating the big business that would come with the city's new development plan, hmm?" "Let's assume Lomunno bought up some unremarkable land for the price of farmland, shall we say - 300 lire per square metre?" "Now, this is where the Mayor somes into the picture." "Using the taxpayer's money, the city government, for no apparent reason, supplied the area with water, electricity, sewerage, roads, ets. , etc." "So, the value went up from 300 per square metre to 4000?" "But you see, the taxpayer doesn't get anything out of it - you won't find any schools, or hospitals in that area." "The pie was cut up between the Mayor, our Member of Parliament, the head of the building commission, Lomunno, the bank that financed the deal, and a few others." "There was no great risk involved, because if anybody raised any objections, he was first warned, then threatened, and if that wasn't enough, he disappeared." "What is the police department doing about this?" "Making arrests, if they can." "What are the courts doing?" "Handing down sentences, when they're given sufficient evidence." "Since when has evidence been sufficient in our courts?" "If you want a wider picture of the situation, I can give it to you, but... you be careful of this investigation:" "it is a very slippery path." "It's a trip we'll take together." "Now, our starting point will be the killings in Via Plebiscito." "We might not change the world, but our duty today, right now, is to find and punish all those responsible." "We'll start by questioning the doctors at the medical institute," "Lomunno's personal enemies, and his rivals in the construction business." "And what did his lawyer, Canestraro, have to say?" "That Lomunno is in hiding, and that no one knows the three killers who killed LiPuma." "He says there are those that want to kill him, but he does not say who." "I told Canestraro that he should tell him... that if he doesn't show up for questioning, I'll issue a warrant for his arrest." "You'll be arresting him for the forth time." "And... who'll free him?" "Nobody, if we do our job well." "A man over on that table has been trying to attract your attention for the past few minutes." "Excuse me, I have to be going." "Bonavia!" "I'd like to talk to Serena LiPuma." "We tried to find her." "No lusk." " Keep trying." " Certainly." "My respects, Mr. Mayor." " No news on Lomunno?" " No." "When is he gonna surface?" "You really scared the hell out of him." "Yes - he's terrified." "Maybe even a little too mush." " And how did your talk with Traini go?" " We'll see." "A man could kill me, the District Attorney could send me to jail, the man who killed me could be sent to jail, but the District Attorney always goes free." "We'll see what's better for him." "I don't get it." "What's better for what?" "Not only a killer can kill; a prosecutor san ensure that a troublemaker is eliminated." "Traini?" "He's in with them?" "Calling all cars." "Proceed immediately to Bucciaria." "Okay." "What's happening over there?" "Attempted robbery in progress." "The suspect is holed up in a church." "He's reported to have a gun." "He hasn't done anything, he's a good boy!" "Leave him alone!" "Calm down!" "Let me through!" "Calm down, calm down!" " Where is he?" " Inside." " Has he shot anyone?" " No, but he says he's going to." " Keep away, or I'll kill you." " Calm down." " Keep away." " You're nothing but a piece of shit!" "What are you doing?" " Have you fired it?" " No." " Have you threatened anyone with it?" " No." "Captain, the crowd's getting restless." "Should I call for reinforcements?" "Don't be stupid!" "Calm down!" "Calm down!" "There is nothing happening." "Calm down." "He didn't even have a gun." "He was just kidding." "Stay back." "Stay calm!" "back!" "Stay calm!" "Out of the way!" "Out of the way!" "Get a move on." "And you, what are you looking at?" "A fine professional, I am." "It's over!" "Go home!" " Have you got a match?" " Yes." "I'd like to have seen Traini here, with his expensive suit." " Nicola, when did you get out?" " Last month, Captain." "Now you know, don't you, that it's illegal... to tap any telephone wires without the court's authorisation?" "Especially when the telephone belongs to the District Attorney!" "So, if I transfer you back to their department, do you think that you can handle it inconspicuously?" "You still refuse to let go of it, eh?" "You still want to know who warned Lomunno?" "Well, of course I can handle it." "Yeah, who warned him, and where the orders came from." "We'll find out..." "To your health." "Traini's lying." "He says Lomunno won't come out of hiding." "What does he take me for, that son of a bitch?" "!" "This way, please." "Go right in." "Ah, it's very kind of you, Mr. District Attorney, to go out of your way like this for me." "I feel so much safer here, because in a way, this is home to me." "My client finances this institution for orphans... he had a difficult childhood himself." "Hey, come on. I don't want the District Attorney thinking that you're trying to make me out for a saint!" "I don't deserve it." "Please." "So, here I am." "The predetermined victim." "I thank God, because death is ugly." "Now, I am at your disposal here, to answer your questions, Mr. District Attorney." "Why was LiPuma after you?" "Was it because of his sister?" "I think so." "Or maybe because of resentment over old business dealings?" "No. I never had any dealings with this guy, LiPuma." "However, when he became dangerous, you had LiPuma put in a mental institute." "It was his sister who had him committed." "And she at that time was your mistress?" "Yeah, but whatever she did was under her own initiative." "Who told you that LiPuma was out, that he was coming to kill you?" "Who told me?" "If I'd known, I would have asked the police for protection." "Nobody ever goes to the police." "Oh?" "That's a shame." "Anyhow, no-one ever told me a thing." "I didn't even know those three men who were killed with LiPuma." "Your lawyer hinted that Bonavia apparently has a grudge against you. ls that true?" "Sure he does, sure. lt's envy, because I make big money, while he only gets a small salary." "So he spies on me, my property is watched, and once in a while he dreams up a charge and arrests me." "I'm sorry for him;" "I understand him." "You understand him, and you feel sorry for him." "Why?" "Because he grew up alone, without satisfaction." "Some people drown the past in wine." "He drowns his in justice." "He is dangerous." "Nonsense, Mr. Lawyer!" "So, contrary to your lawyer's opinion, you aren't afraid of him?" "I have bigger enemies." "You contradict yourself." "Your lawyer said you were in hiding because you fear the police." "And now you say you have no fear of the police!" "So, who are you afraid of?" "There was an attempt to kill me." "Now I'm afraid to go out on the street." "But there's no need to be afraid." "Even if you assure me that a Police Captain has acted badly." "You're a citizen, and I'm your District Attorney." "Don't forget that." "You're my what?" "I'm your District Attorney." "And I would defend you, as I would any other citizen. lf necessary." "Men like you give us faith in the law." "Getting back to the discussion though:" "If you want to know who wants to see me dead, I'm telling you, there are a lot bigger fish than Bonavia." "In the business world?" "I don't want to accuse anyone." "But if you think for a minute, whoever got LiPuma sprung, it took money - a lot of money." "I see." "What else can you tell me?" "Only what I told you just now." " Which is what?" " What I said." "Which is not very much." "We haven't concluded much, have we?" "Well, what do you expect?" "I'm the victim here." "That's why I want to take care of you." "Don't leave the city, and keep yourself at my disposal." "Do not doubt it." "At your service." "And thanks again for going to all this trouble for me, Mr. District Attorney." "Who is this Traini?" "What's he looking for?" "He's just looking." "Easy for you to say, but he's likely to stumble onto the zoning law deal." " Ahh..." " And you're the one responsible, Ferdinando." "The mess you've got us into!" "Machine guns everywhere - are you trying to start some kind of civil war?" "And what should I have said?" ""Please, go ahead, kill me?"" "I've been reading the headlines, and I don't want anything more to do with it." "And neither do the others." "is that clear?" "Tell me something, senator." "How did you get into your position?" "It was because of my men, village by village, that you got 200,000 votes." "I got you in yesterday, and I can get you out tomorrow." "Who do you think you are, senator?" "He goes to Montecitorio , makes speeches, gives interviews on television, but who are you?" "You tow the line and play the game my way." "Calm down, Ferdinando." "And if the game bothers you, step down." "Take it easy." "Go over to the opposition." "For every one that leaves, I have ten more." "But you don't want to leave your comfy chair, do you?" "Take it easy, Ferdinando!" "You too, and the president of the bank, and the Mayor!" "You calm down, you handsome boy, understand?" "And now, what are you thinking about me huh?" "Who told you that LiPuma, disguised as a guard, was coming to kill you?" "Guess." "Did you have the insane asylum watch him?" "Or were you watching Bonavia?" "Or maybe one of your friends?" "Only two people know:" "God and me." "Lomunno!" "Have you gone out of your mind, Lomunno?" "Here I am trying to cast suspicion onto Bonavia, and you clear him." "What are you thinking of, accusing your competitors, when you know as well as I do that they're not involved?" "What's wrong with you?" "You really think the D. A. believes what I tell him?" "If I want him to think white, it's better to say black." "Traini's no fool." "Let him have the satisfaction of thinking... that whatever he figures out same from his own brain, with his university education." "Let's let our new D. A. work out his own theory, let him make the connections, put the little pieces together..." "Ah, you're back already?" "Did you take her to my house?" " She didn't want to come." " So, where is she?" "She's waiting at the corner of Via Ruggero 7." "Come in, come in - we're leaving now." "Good boys!" "10,000 lire for the one who wins!" "Serena!" "Get in..." "Wait there." " Hello, Serena." " Good evening." "I wanted to take you somewhere else, because it's not good for me to be seen on the street." "For the moment." "What have I done to displease you?" "Your brother wanted to kill me, so it's not like I would have had him released!" "Imagine;" "I'd forgotten he even existed." "You can be sure that after me, he was going to go for you:" "the name on the court document that committed him, six years ago." "You encouraged me." "Have you forgotten that?" "That's all over with anyway." "There's no point dragging the past back up again." "Well, all right, we'll forget it." "What's on your mind?" "What did you want to meet me for?" "You have to go to Cleveland, to see your relatives. I will pay." "Why?" "Because there are people who are out to get me, and they may come after you, thinking they can use you to get to me." "But what help would I be to them?" "There are many ways for them to get what they want." "Let's just say it's safer if you go." "And when you return, I'll see that you get a new apartment, on Via Le Strasburg, or by the sea;" "whatever you want." "A promise, dear Ferdinando, that I san add to the collection." "Oh, don't be like that." "We need to find a way to understand each other again, Serena." "We need to rekindle that thing we used to have for eash other." "If you're willing to give it a try, we'll go to our old restaurant, in Mondello, and we'll talk the whole thing over." "I swear, you have nothing to worry about." "Sorry I had to make you walk, but I couldn't park any closer." " Ferdinando, you want to kill me, don't you?" " Will you sut it out?" "Come on." "Yes... it's true!" "You want to kill me!" "Come here." "What's the matter?" "Callisto, Callisto, hold it!" "You want us to go over to her plase?" "No, she knows better than to go there." "We must find her, no matter what." "The Chairman of the Anti-Mafia Commission has stated... that the lengthy investigations into the connections between the mafia and the political world, will shortly be concluded." "The report will be sent to Parliament as soon as possible." "An important member of the Commission commented;" ""We will not be taking any action before the report is issued. "" "This is better than a comedy." "They're saying the same things as they were when we met." ""The people expect us to be as thorough as possible. "" "Oh, erm... this is Michele Cammino." "Miss Lina Paladino." " l'm very pleased to meet you." " Likewise." " Excuse me." " Sure." "Nothing to smile about, Cammino." "So..." "The life, death and miracles of District Attorney Mr. Traini!" "He must be a mummy's boy;" "he calls his mother in Switzerland constantly." "She's in a hospital, but we don't know why." "A kid called and asked him for an appointment." " A boy?" " You think he could be a faggot?" "You're talking about an important person - the least you can do is call him a homosexual!" " Are you going?" " Well, it's getting late." " Well, until tomorrow." " Bye." "Let's get back to your weak allegations..." "A gay, eh?" "No, I doubt it." "Go on." "He called Judge Malta, to tell him he'd met Lomunno." "Lomunno accused his competitors of having had LiPuma released." "And did he say anything about me?" ""Bonavia is a neurotic..." ""He pursues Lomunno out of envy, but Lomunno doesn't consider him dangerous." ""Malta authorised Traini to investigate Bonavia's private life." ""He urged him however, to be very discrete," ""because Bonavia is a public official, and thus a representative of the state. "" "What else?" "Malta authorised Traini to tap your phone." "Unfortunately, their surveillance center is even more effective than ours." "Well, we had the idea first:" "they don't know that they must watch what they say on the phone." "We do." "Was there anything else?" "Schiro called Traini." "Schiro?" "Why?" "He asked Traini to meet him where the shooting took plase." " Good old Schiro!" " He is a piece of shit!" "What's Schiro got against me anyway?" "He's never forgiven you for your report, whish stopped him getting promoted." "What report?" "When he roughed up that student, during the riot at the university." " Oh..." "I'd completely forgotten about that." " l'll make that bastard talk." "You don't do anything, understand?" ""Please note: on March 7th, 1962, the sum of 2, 300,000 lire was deposited anonymously." ""Bonavia withdrew the money the following day. "" " Thank you." " You're welcome, sir." "Follow me, please." "An ideal plase for a crime, isn't it?" "Well, if you say so." "Have you heard of Gianpaolo Rizzo, the trade union activist?" "No." "Well, he wasn't my brother, nor a relative - he wasn't even my friend." "He was more than that to me." "He was a young man that I admired." "When I left the village to join the police force, he remained here to help the vulnerable people." "Do you know what it means to be a union activist around here?" "There is a law that guarantees you a regular, set wage." "All of you!" "Lomunno is cheating you all." "This san't continue." "Why are you afraid?" "The sheep are afraid, but that does not save them from the wolves." "The more fear you have, the more likely it is that you'll be eaten by the wolf." "So why do you hide in your houses, behind the windows?" "I know you all, even if you hide." "And I know that you're all with me." "Lomunno robs the workers, and gets rich from our sweat." "He who gives us bread is our father, we say." "But he throws us crumbs!" "And what kind of a father is it who brings us hunger, and uses his power to fire us, whenever he wants to?" "He can't do this according to the law." "What law is this then?" "If he says we must work for 14 hours a day, then we must work for 14 hours." "If he says children will get 1000 lire a week, then they get exactly 1000 lire." "He says "l'm firing you", and that is that." "You feed his power with your fear." "If we don't demand our rights, who's going to give them to us?" "Him?" "Here he is:" "Don Ferdinando Lomunno, here to try to make me shut up." "He thinks he will chase me away." "Listen well to what I say: we will make him be the one that shakes in his boots." "Don't work on his construction sites." "Friends, go out on strike now!" "No one must go back to work until he comes to terms with us." "The contracts must comply with the law." "Who are you trying to convert?" "You're trying to fill these decent people's heads with your stupid ideas." "You talk like a criminal!" "And I'm not finished yet!" "If one spits into the air, the spit will fall back into one's face." "You exploit the poor people, who have nothing to eat." "You're the real criminals here!" "Stick a finger in his belly and see what comes out - shit!" "What are you waiting for?" "Arrest the shooter!" "The first to leave the square would lose face." "Rizzo knew that." "So he stayed there, lying on the ground in the square for hours, even at the risk of bleeding to death." "That episode made Rizzo a hero, but being a hero isn't always an asset." "If we hold together, we'll make 'em run, like scared rabbits." "Ah, here's an old friend who has dropped by to congratulate me." "But he is also a policeman, and since my call for a strike was not legally authorised, he's come to arrest me." "Isn't that right, Giacomo?" "I have to take you to Palermo." "The judge will let you off with a warning." "A warning?" "A warning telling me to... mind my own business, and not disturb public order." "You went to school - why did you join the police?" "You think it's the only way to get respect from 'important' people?" "I believe in the law." "But you're going to arrest me anyway?" "And don't tell me that it's your duty." "How much evidence do you need before you arrest Lommuno?" "It's just a matter of time." "You two are on the same side:" "you the police, and him the gangster, both on the side of the wealthy!" "Over the years, I've thought a lot about what Rizzo said, and I can never forget it." "And the more I think about it, the more ashamed I feel." "Have you ever felt anything like that?" "Have you never felt that you were just a 'tool', just there to look after the interests of whomever happens to be in power?" "A policeman who's also an anarchist?" "You are a living contradiction, Bonavia." "Haven't you ever had any doubts about enforcing unjust laws?" "It's not for us to judge the law, but to..." "To enforce it." "Yes, I knew you would say that." "But let's say tomorrow the law changed and stated that we had to use torture." "Don't be absurd." "Sure, torture was abolished, but that doesn't affect the fundamental question." "Would you use torture, if the law would allow it?" "But you're using an extreme example here!" "Alright then, what's your limit?" "How much injustice would you stand for in the name of the law?" "If you go on, I'll arrest you!" "I was only referring to Rizzo's ideas." "Let me talk to him." "You're a few years too late." "That's where they killed him." "Lomunno!" "A young shepherd heard the shot." "Lomunno used dynamite to seal Rizzo's grave, 30 metres deep." "It took us two days and two nights to remove all the soil." "And then we found the body." "It wasn't the face of a dead man." "It was the face of a man who had never known justice, and who never would." "And then, on a Sunday afternoon, I arrested Lomunno. I had a witness." "And?" "Did Lomunno know the boy had seen him?" "I suspected he did, so I asked to have the kid closely watched." "But someone obviously regarded me as a psyshic:" "word got out that I'd requested a guard, and somebody got suspicious." "Nooo!" "Anyway, I imagine that that's how it happened." "Naturally, they said the kid slipped, but there were scratches on his neck, obviously made by fingernails." "And what did the autopsy show?" " l didn't have access to the report." " That's absurd!" "I'll check the file." " You can't." " Why not?" "It disappeared." "And, three years later, more bloodshed." "I brought Lomunno into court in February of 1964." "I had the necessary proof." "It didn't hold up. I read the records." "Did it say by chance that the jury was threatened?" "That's impossible." "There would have been a new trial." " l know that they were threatened." " Prove it!" "I can't prove it!" "Conclusion:" "Lomunno is innocent." "Ah, Bonavia!" "I fear that instead of sleeping at night, you lie awake concocting elaborate fantasies." "You think that because you're convinced, others are too." "But I'm not!" "However, let's get to the hard facts." "Rizzo, that is." "You mention his name and you want instant justice." "A criminal doesn't want justice to meet out justice." "You want the opposite, and in that you're just as wrong." "You can't question the law." "It's not your job to question it." "It must remain unmolested." "As an officer of the law, you must enforce, and not criticise, the law." "And that means?" "Obey the law and confess." "Confess what?" "If you have any respect for justice, you'll freely confess you had LiPuma released, knowing he'd kill Lomunno." "How do I go about accusing myself?" "Maybe you can advise me... I will tell you right now." "Firstly:" "you recognised LiPuma's body from the street." "He was disguised, his head was covered in blood, and he was hidden by the grass." "No-one could ever have recognised him like that, and you were also some distance away." "You even said "get photos of LiPuma"." "Those were your exact words" "And secondly?" "When we were at the mental institute, a man reproached you for... not having listened to him "the other day"." "Why did you go there two days before LiPuma was released?" "Thirdly?" "Two days after your visit, LiPuma was released." "And fourth?" "After all, you were behind the planned assassination attempt." "Only the motive remains to be determined." "Could be that you're a fanatic, meeting out his own kind of justice." "A policeman who unleashes a killer, because he has no faith in the courts." "But I doubt it." "I have always been wary of moralists." " You don't convince me, Bonavia." " And so?" "You could be an accomplice, working for one of Lomunno's rivals." "Sold out to the underworld for money!" "Were you daydreaming or nightdreaming when you came up with this fairy tale?" "What did you say?" "What did you say - that I could be a paid accomplice... ?" "You say that I have fantasies?" "I could never dream up that one." "Let's see now." "You say that Lomunno's rivals figured it out this way;" "Lomunno has no respect for agreements." "Let's get rid of him." "How?" "Simple!" "There's a police chief, who can do the work for us." "He doesn't cost too much, and he has the means to do it, right?" "You're with me up to now?" "But if there are people who paid me to have Lomunno killed, there are also people who paid you to save Lomunno from that person, namely; me!" " Listen to me, or..." " l know: or you'll have me arrested." "But there's only one thing I want to know, Excellency:" "Which side are you on?" "And don't lie to me!" "And you?" "Whose side are you on?" "I'm on my own side, and I can prove it to you." "You say they paid me to have LiPuma released, alright - arrest me." "Go ahead: arrest me." "That's what I want." "And then we'll find out who warned Lomunno, and why he did it." "That man will be my cellmate, and that man will have a nice, honest face like yours." "I would like to see you trying to sleep amongst the bugs!" "OK." "You won't get away with that, Bonavia!" "You fight me with your proof, and I'll fight you with slander." "The more unbelievable it is, the more credible it will sound." "Don't be ridiculous." "What will you accuse me of?" "Ah, don't confuse the issues." "I said slander, not accusations." "What slander?" "That which you hide from everyone:" "that your mother is in a Swiss asylum." "She's mad!" "What?" "My mother's worn out, she's just resting." "I know, I know, but I'll just say that you're lying, that's all." "And by whom am I been accused?" "By a man who has an insane mother!" "Possibly hereditary insanity." "Now we know a lot about that, don't we, Traini?" "And then I'll say that you're a fag!" "Take it easy now, don't lose your temper!" "That you corrupt minors, you've been seen in the company of a young boy, Pietro Delia." "Right?" " He is an orphan, a child that I... ..." " Oh, I know, I know that." "He's the child of a deceased friend;" "you're helping him through school." "Ah, you really seem to be deaf!" "I said: slander!" "And I am the first one to admit it." "Now, I need slander." "Do you know why?" "Because, when they investigate me, they're also going to look into your past, and find out that you dirtied your hands working for Lomunno." "Now what other vices do you have?" "Gambling?" "Drugs?" "That's enough!" "You'll go to prison for life..." "Just because I have spoken about "slander"?" "No, no - for the crime that you committed." "And your crime won't be diminished because of the others who committed larger ones." "Traini!" "What do you want?" "Don't be in any doubt:" "I will do what I said." "OK." "When I get the proof, I'll arrest you." "I'll say I went to the mental institute to check on the condition of the inmates." "That's part of my job, isn't it?" " We'll see." " All right." "And about the 2,000,000 lire:" "I used the money to dig up Rizzo's body." "I went to the District Attorney's office first, but they turned me down." "Look it up in your file;" "it's number 241." "I sold my father's house..." "I stole from my family." "Well, you'll have to prove every word of that." "Goodbye!" "Via Mazzini, 2PM." "A man approached a boy playing with friends, and dragged him into a car, where several accomplices were waiting." "The car drove off at speed." "The kidnapping was witnessed by a local foreman, and an employee of the family." "Help!" "No!" "No!" "Stop!" "Stop!" "Help!" "Help, call the police!" "Stop that car, and call the police!" "6PM." "The boy was released, unharmed, on the outskirts of the city, in the proximity of Bocca di Falco airport." "The boy's been released, Captain." "Released!" "So they just wanted to frighten someone..." "Until midnight, everything is good, everything is quiet, Captain." "Why didn't the boy's father report this to the police himself?" " l wouldn't know." " Does he have any enemies?" " Well, not that I know about." " ls he rish?" " He's got money." " What does he do?" "He's the medical supervisor, at the mental institute." "Schiro!" "Go to the house of the head doctor at the mental institute, and have it guarded continually." "Go!" " When are we going?" " Why?" "Who is it?" "Captain, it's me - Mimi "the fairy"." "What is it, sweetie?" "I know where you can find Serena LiPuma." "Are you sure?" "Sure!" "If you come down to bar "Del Bosco"..." "Shut up!" "Stay there, I'm on my way." "Excuse me, Captain." "Excuse me... I respect the captain because he's completely honest." "I still think you're out of your mind." "Yeah?" "Well, you don't understand men at all." "Here he is." " Where is he?" " lt's written down here..." "Get out of here fast - the Carabinieri are coming!" " But why?" " Get going, I said." "Move!" "Oh God, but why?" "Serena." "Serena?" "What's the matter with you?" "Serena!" " Stop it!" " Help!" "Help!" "Serena!" "What are you so scared about?" "Don't you remember me?" "I'm Captain Bonavia." "Yes." "Yes." "Come on." "You can't stay in this place." "Come on..." " Where is this place?" " Up there." "So, what's it gonna be?" "The deaf, the dumb and the blind, to live 100 years in peace!" "That is nonsense, especially in your case." "You have seen and heard!" "The mere thought of you testifying... is going to keep them awake at night." " l don't know nothing." " Nothing?" "So you were hiding for nothing?" "Were you scared for nothing?" "When you saw me just now, you were terrified." "You thought I was going to kill you." "So, why don't you go back home?" " l can't." " Why not?" " lt's no longer a safe place." " Well, then go somewhere else." "Like where?" "Where can I go, if all the money I have is in the apartment?" "Remember one thing: no matter where you go, if I can find you, they can too." "Think about it." "Goodbye." "Captain Bonavia!" "Captain Bonavia!" "Can you explain how Captain Bonavia knew his phone was tapped?" " He probably has your phone tapped, sir." " Mine?" "It's happened before, many times." " You know, they do what they can." " l want evidence." "Yes, sir." "Excuse the disturbance, Mr. Traini." "I am Palumbo, my company manages this building." "Come in." "We were wondering if you might be interested... in a little proposition of ours?" "The tenant who was to buy our penthouse is leaving us, because of sudden illness, I believe, in the family." "It's free as a result, and I thought I would show it to you." "The penthouse, you say?" "I don't think my economic conditions would ever allow me to finance an apartment like this." "Do you?" "The rent you're paying for your apartment would allow you to buy it." "You see, what matters to us is who's buying:" "the person is the most important thing." "And the furnishings?" "There are eight rooms here:" "a kitchen, a bathroom... it would cost a lot." "On occasion, our company has arranged loans for the right buyers, with loan payments stretched out over 20 years." "Do you know what the salary of a junior District Attorney is?" "Yes, but what counts for us, I repeat, is the person." "A person like you offers all the guarantees, plus reliability and trustworthiness, and those qualities are worth a fortune these days." "Thanks." "Perhaps I will accept... I'll have to think about it." " Who owns this building anyhow?" " Oh, a Swiss company..." "Are you sure?" "I have often seen them together." "Can you remember what they said?" "They always talked about land, and transactions worth billions of lire." "Did they talk about getting rid of anyone?" " Yes." " Who exactly?" "Melillo, the architect." "Transha, the land owner." "And others." "Let me look at him again." " Who?" "Him?" " Yes." "Don't call anyone, especially me - my phone is tapped." "And don't open the doors or windows, unless you hear the codeword first:" "I will say "Monte Pellegrino"." "You got that?" "Monte Pellegrino." "Oh, and remember to keep the volume down." "I don't like television." "Well, keep the volume down anyway!" "When will I testify?" "I don't know - it could be a long time." "I'll bring you some magazines, some clothes, some blankets, whatever you need, OK?" "is there anyone... who you would like to call?" "A man?" "Yes." "No, far too dangerous!" "Nobody must know that you are here." "Now don't do anything foolish, like calling your boyfriend, okay?" "If you don't want me to, I won't." "Good, Serena." "Good night." "Good night." "In here, Bonavia!" "Did you know that Lieutenant Cammino had unlawfully put Traini's telephone under surveillance?" "Why ask him?" "What's he got to with it?" "Cammino claims he was working alone, on behalf of unknown persons." "Let him speak for himself." "A month ago, two men offered me a lot of money, if I would unlawfully record Mr. Traini's telephone conversations." "It seemed like..." "like easy money, so I agreed." "Once a week, I left an envelope with the transsripts of the calls in the bar." "The next day, an envelope with the money in it would be left for me." " That's the way it was." " And we should believe that?" " lt is the truth, the pure truth." " Would you swear it on the Virgin Mary?" "I'd swear to all of it, Superintendent." "Take him away!" "Captain, forgive me if I have betrayed your confidence in me." "I needed money, you know?" "Debts, women, a whole load of bad habits..." "Out!" "You had the temerity to have my phone tapped, didn't you?" "You dared to believe that a District Attorney could be derelict in his duties." "Do you deny having my phone tapped?" "No, if you'll admit that you also had my phone tapped." "Where is Serena LiPuma?" "You picked her up yesterday." "Mimi "the fairy" gave us that information." "I could tell you that I couldn't find her, and maybe your information was wrong, couldn't I?" "Why are you being evasive?" "It is up to you to prove whether I'm telling the truth or not." "That's what we agreed to, right?" "You're no better than the criminals you say you hate so much." "That plot you worked out to kill Lomunno was worthy of a criminal mind." "Your friend Rizzo certainly wouldn't have admired you for what you did." "Brigadier Schiro - ask them to some in here." "These two men admitted you'd found errors in the financial accounts of the institute, and that you had threatened to report them." "That's how you arranged to have LiPuma released." "We had not even the slightest idea about what was behind it, nor what his intentions were!" "How can you believe what those two shits say?" "They steal from their patients' food allowances, they're crooks, they admitted it." "But they're not murderers!" "They volunteered information, because they were afraid of being implicated." "They volunteered because they had no other choice, after the attempt to kidnap the doctor's son." "Didn't you know about that?" "Bring me this morning's report." "You know, our maid is nervous, she started screaming for help, because someone invited my little boy to see the circus." "The poor man was so frightened, he ran off." "Look how terrified he is." "He's paralysed, thinking about what they might do to him." "Whatever he told you won't hold up in court, Traini." "You can go." "I'm going to start proceedings against you, Bonavia." "As you wish... but you won't have enough evidence to arrest me." "The Attorney General will decide that." "Please, wait here for me." "The Bedouin has been arrested again." "What's he done now?" "He stole a pair of shoes, as usual." "Good day." "Let me see these..." "Ah, crepe soles!" "Beautiful!" "Put them on." "Sit down and put them on." "Go ahead." "Call 221622, and tell them I'll be home late for dinner." "Good, good - now, put the other one on." " How do they feel?" " Good." "Well, try them out then!" "Are they comfortable?" "How do you feel?" "Tired." "Then disappear!" "Some kind of a trick, isn't it?" "Pietrucco, today I feel like the world has been turned upside down." "Go on, get lost!" "Beat it!" "... but Bonavia is a ranking police officer." "Can't we avoid his incrimination somehow?" "I don't think so." "He's obstructed the investigation by hiding Serena LiPuma, the principal witness." "He's a fanatic!" "If there is no alternative, then go ahead." "But I find it unforgivable for an officer of the law... to do something like this for money." "Well, I'm not surprised... they've also tried to bribe me!" "How do you mean?" "I was offered a penthouse apartment and a large loan, as a gift, so to speak." "By whom?" "I don't know." "And why?" "I don't know if they were trying to thank me for taking action against Bonavia, or if they were asking me not to continue investigating the others." "What others?" "Serious facts have emerged concerning the city government." "Look, Traini - you were assigned to look into those three murders at Via Plebiscito." "You see, Mr. Malta:" "the shooting, Lomunno, the speculation in the construction business, serious bribery of politicians and officials." "All this is interconnected." "I'll have all the evidence soon." "A dishonest clerk?" "Higher up." "An official?" "The mayor!" "Prudence, Traini. lt would be very easy to create a scandal that would involve the whole country, and undermine confidence in the Government." "Justice, yes... but with a careful hand." "I'll keep you informed." "Go on digging: right to the bottom!" "You're formally suspended, Bonavia." "Here is the order." "Here's my signed confession." "I've pointed out that..." "Cammino tapped your phone under my specific orders." "He acted in good faith." "Schiro - salute!" "Hey, fortune teller!" "What's the horoscope say for today?" " The omens are very satisfactory." " No bloodshed?" "No, everything looks peaceful, sir." "Where is Captain Bonavia?" "Where is Captain Bonavia?" "He just left!" "Get me Lommuno's office, right away." "is that Lomunno's office?" "This is police headquarters." "Where is Mr. Lomunno?" " Did he go out alone?" " Yes, sir." "They said Lomunno's not in his office." "This is District Attorney Traini." "Where's Lomunno?" "Mr. Lomunno is at lunch." "What restaurant?" "'Lungo Mare', I think." "We need to get at least 10,000 votes for His Honour Grisi." "And he will get them." "The first man not doing his duty properly will be in big trouble, understand?" "And 5,000 in Campo Reale." "5,000?" "That seems a lot." "How will we manage that?" "is it a problem for you?" "Scare the women, that always does the trick." "Ah, what a beautiful day!" "We're closed." "Ferdinando." "Ah, you again!" " Look - it's the Captain." " Welcome the Captain." "I'm having a party, Captain." "I have news for you." "Did you know they're going to arrest me?" "That mean you'll be keeping my two friends company - those two nice guys you've just had thrown in prison." "Ferdinando, do you remember the name of that trade union activist?" "What are you talking about?" "The one who spoke against you in the village." " Captain!" " Ah, Rizzo!" "What were you doing?" "I was standing over there." "We had just eaten... and were relaxing..." "Captain Bonavia turned himself in at the city jail just now." "Traini, Captain Bonavia just turned himself in at the city jail." "Good evening, sir." "Evening!" "No, no, wait a minute." "If you'd trusted me, I would have got you out of this mess, with a light sentence." "Many indictments in the political milieu of the city" " What evidence do you have?" " Forged documents, seized by the court." "Arrest warrant issued for mayor I'm going to bring the Mayor, and the rest of them, to trial." "Well, it won't work." "There's a better way to do it." " And what's that?" " Kill them all." "You don't know what you're saying." "I have never felt better in my life." "I can breathe freely again." "I feel liberated of 10 years of shame, and now I'm passing the ball to you." " l said all I need is a trial." " What witnesses do you have?" " Serena LiPuma, for example." " Don't count on it." "She'll testify for me, only because she knows that I didn't kill for money, like they're gonna try to prove that I did." " That's bullshit!" " What did you say?" "I said: that's bullshit!" "Enough nonsense, Bonavia." "Your behaviour was shameful." "Tell me where Serena LiPuma is." "I need her." "When can I see Cammino?" "That's against the regulations, and you know it." "Who is it?" "The District Attorney says he's returning your phone call." "Hurry up!" "The District Attorney is waiting to speak to you." "No, lady - don't close the door." "You see, we just wanted to, er..." "Why are you being like that, lady?" "No, I beg you!" " Why are you frightened?" " l'm expecting a baby." " l'm your friend!" " But I'm expecting a child. I beg you!" " Hang on... come here a second." " No, no!" "What are you doing?" "Don't be afraid." "Come, you have to cover up..." "My lawyer told me..." "he can get me out." "But I said he should wait a little longer:" "I have something to do." "We can keep you company in here." "You killed a good man." "You think you don't have to pay the price?" "Bonavia, the D. A. wants you." "Come on, Bonavia." "Serena LiPuma has disappeared." "Oh, look, if that's a trick to try to find out her address..." "Her address is Contrata Sciulla Via Valeria." "She herself called me, after she saw on TV that you'd been arrested." "I talked to her myself." "She gave me her address." "But, when I got there the plase was empty." "We're searching everywhere for her." "It's useless... she's already dead." "You'll never find the body." "Besides you, who else knew where she was hiding?" "Where were you when Serena telephoned?" "In Attorney General Malta's office." " Was he there?" " Of course." "Then what are you waiting for?" "Are you out of your mind?" "Why?" "The High Prosecutor!" "You're accusing the Attorney General?" "I didn't say that." "Then what do you mean?" "You were on the phone in Malta's presence." "Shortly afterwards, the only witness disappears." " l won't allow you to insinuate..." " l'm not insinuating!" "Malta could be completely innocent, but why not investigate him, as you investigated the Mayor and the others?" "Why them and not Malta?" "The people will lose confidence in the rule of law." "If justice is seen to be served, then they'll regain it." "I understand, all right!" "Anyway, you won't do anything outside of the rules and regulations." "I'll do it!" "No - you can't even accept the idea that... a highly-placed judicial figure could be involved in crime." "I will do it - l have to do it." "You'll need all the extenuating circumstances at your trial." " lf l make it." " What do you mean by that?" "In prison, there are other laws, Mr. Traini." "You must trust me:" "I will do my utmost." " What is your cell like?" " lt's a single one." " How's the food?" " Fantastic." "You'll hear from me soon." "Good day, sir." "Good day, sir." "Mr. Traini." " Well?" " Good day." " Did you speak to him?" " Yes." "We'll get him out... won't we?" "What are you doing?" "is something wrong?" "No, nothing, it's just my stomach." " Excellency." "Good day." " Good day." "Good day." "Good day." "Now, Licuono: don't you worry about that problem." "I'll take sare of everything for you." "Good day, Mr. Attorney General." "Exsuse me a moment." " Of course." " Of course." "is there something wrong?" "Subtitles by Lord Retsudo May 2009"

"= Episode 3. =" "Yun Ji Hye, what are you doing here?" "You even know the code for this room?" "Gang Hun, didn't you go home?" "When I'm not around, do you secretly meet here?" "It's not like that ..." "Of course not." "I wanted to borrow a book from Dr. Seo Jun Seok." "That's why I came in." "Dr Seo and I, we don't have the kind of relationship where we privately meet ." "So?" "What?" "You always tell me that I rely on my good relationship with Dr. Seo, to avoid working hard." "You've misunderstood." "A misunderstanding?" "Borrowing a book, using that as an excuse, to walk in and out of a male sunbae's room in the middle of the night." "Are you asking me to put blinders on?" "Dr. Lee, that ..." "That's too much!" "This room, is not only a common room for the attending doctors." "It's also my bedroom at night." "To someone who thought that I'm not around and took advantage of that, by opening the door and walking in, what should I say so that it doesn't sound too outrageous?" "Dr. Lee, did something happen to upset you?" "This isn't a big matter." "You're clearly overreacting." "Do you know that?" "What?" "Sorry, I'm the one in the wrong." "Dr. Seo, let's go." "Dr. Seo." "This... was made by my mother's maid." "It's quite delicious." "I especially brought it for you." "Gang Hun, Gang Hun." "Ji Hye, were you frightened?" "Why was Dr. Lee behaving that way and making people embarrassed?" "When Seung Man and the rest were writing their dissertations, didn't they frequently walk in and out of that room?" "But..." "Dr. Lee Gang Hun did seem unhappy about something." "You could see it in his face." "Who knows." "It's me." "You finally answered." "That..." "About what happened before." "I made you sad, right?" "The family that I worked for, do you know them?" "No." "I'll never find a job near the hospital again." "I'm sorry to make you upset." "I'm really sorry." "Are there still a lot of debts to be paid?" "No." "No, but... since I had nothing to do, I thought I would just earn a bit to help with living expenses." "You go and rest." "Have you had dinner..." "Dr. Seo and I, we don't have the kind of relationship where we meet privately." "= Notice on Stanford's fellowship application. =- -= You've been accepted into Stanford." "Congratulations. =" "Accepted." "Keep the change." "My child, my child." "Hang in there for a bit more." "We're already here." "Quickly, quickly, my wife!" "It's a 2-year old child who's been crying the whole night." "He's also been vomiting, so they've sent him here." "CT Brain Scan has been completed." "He's been vomiting the whole night." "Why is this happening?" "Let me exam him first." "My child." "Don't worry, everything will be all right." "It's Obstructive Hydrocephalus." "= A condition wherein the passage of cerebrospinal fluid (CSF) is blocked, causing the fluid to build up inside the ventricles of the brain.=" "It's still not definitive." "Let's do an MRI first." "= The build up of CSF can cause increased pressure inside the skull and progressive enlargement of the head, convulsion, tunnel vision, mental disability and even death.=" "Of course we'll do an MRI." "But my diagnosis is certainly correct." "A ventriculostomy will be needed.." "=An endoscopic procedure to view the fluid and the obstruction." "The surgeon can then create a hole to allow the CSF to flow freely into the rest of the brain for re-absorption. =" "Go explain it to the family members." "Yes." "What are you talking about?" "If the MRI shows that it's communicating hydrocephalus, then, we just have to use a shunt to drain the excess CSF." "= Communicating Hydrocephalus occurs when the brain has trouble re-absorbing CSF or produces too much CSF.= = Communicating Hydrocephalus is not caused by obstruction." "It occurs when the brain has trouble re-absorbing CSF or produces too much CSF.=" "You can see right away that it's obstructive hydrocephalus." "Why should we treat it using a shunt?" "Don't you see it?" "What if the MRI shows that it's not obstructive hydrocephalus?" "That's impossible." "Do the MRI." "Yes." "Doctor, you're right." "How can you deduce it by just looking at the CT?" "Really, you're a human MRI!" "Since it's obstructive hydrocephalus and the patient is young, we need to do a ventriculostomy -= While more complicated than shunt surgery, a ventriculostomy has fewer long-term complications." "Also, children tend to outgrow shunts and require replacement surgery.=" "We'll proceed with a ventriculostomy." "Do preoperative testing, and book the OR." "Yes, Doctor." "You're still prohibited from performing surgery." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol said that you're prohibited from performing surgery for 2 weeks." "I'll do it." "No, I'll do the surgery." "Since it's a ventriculostomy, I can understand that you'd want to do it." "But disobeying Prof. Gim Sang Cheol's order is a bad move on your part." "Are you showing concern for me?" "Thank you." "But I still want to do it." "My acquiescence to Prof. Gim Sang Cheol stops now." "If you change your mind, let me know." "I can also do a ventriculostomy." "Being able to do it and doing it well, are two different things." "Move away, move away, move away." "Patient Dong Hwa." "Patient Dong Hwa." "Yes." "Please return to your ward." "Immediately." "Yes." "Dong Hwa probably needs psychiatric treatment." "It's the after-effects of the traffic accident." "Go discuss it with Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "It's really strange." "He was fooling around but once he saw you, he became compliant." "I have a magical charm." "He is still showing signs of delirium." "=Delirium: a set of symptoms such as confusion, disorientation, memory deficit, and hyperactivity, resulting from an underlying disease process.=" "Occasionally, he acts like a child." "That's because his frontal lobe was damaged in the traffic accident." "He's still young." "As long as we continue to adjust the intracranial pressure, his condition will slowly improve." "Dong Hwa, do you feel pain in your head?" "It's not painful." "Dong Hwa is very obedient." "You've always taken your medicine on time." "Dong Hwa." "Doctor." "You've gone out again." "Did my mom call?" "Dong Hwa is the head of the household." "His parents left when he was in primary school." "Since then Dong Hwa single-handedly brought up his younger brothers and sisters." "Hearing him ask for his mother, he must have been yearning for his mother all the while." "Yes, it seems that way." "Our brain is like a diary." "Right now Dong Hwa is flipping through the most painful part of his diary." "Matron Hong, please take good care of Dong Hwa." "Yes, Professor." "When people from the outside talk about the the top neurologist at Chunha University Hospital, they always think of Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "He doesn't appear in newspapers or on television programs." "But for patients who have some knowledge of neurology, if they're admitted here, they always ask for Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "If I want to support you, Chief Go," "I need some reasons." "That's why I have to put up with Prof. Gim Sang Cheol everyday." "Create some sensation, create some sensation!" "You said before that you're preparing a research paper that will shock the world." "How's it going?" "I'm still writing it." "It's not that simple." "Lee Gang Hun, didn't he write any good stuff?" "Since it's my paper, I should do it myself." "Lee is only lending a helping hand, and he's learning at the same time." "Yes." "It's consultation time, Professor." "Oh, time passed so quickly." "You're always walking in on me." "What do you think this place is?" "This is a good opportunity for me to catch up with Dr. Lee." "Dr. Lee Gang Hun is a person who makes good use of his time." "Isn't our Dr. Lee aware of everything?" "I'll leave first." "All right." "The Assistant Director has asked me to quickly create a sensation." "I heard that the staff in the neurology department, are on Prof. Gim Sang Cheol's side." "He told me to get some supporters as well." "It's not like that." "Professor, many people have become familiar with you through the media." "As far as I know, to ordinary people, you are better known than Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "Not really." "I think I still fall short in that regard." "No matter what, I need some professional accreditation." "I'll think about a good subject for a lecture." "How's the research paper going?" "I'll give you a progress report." "By the way, Prof. Seo Dong Gyun from the medical department, is Dr. Seo Jun Seok' father." "That old fellow is going to be a candidate in next year's election for hospital director." "I heard that he has a 70% chance of winning." "How did those people come out with that figure so fast!" "Their family has been producing doctors who graduated from this hospital for some time." "Fortunately, Dr. Seo Jun Seok is going to the United States." "It almost turned into a tricky issue." "That wouldn't be good for either of us." "Dr. Seo Jun Seok will get into Stanford, right?" "Don't worry, I'm backing you." "Thank you!" "By the way, Prof. Gim Sang Cheol prohibited you from performing surgery." "You're obeying his order, right?" "Yes, but this afternoon..." "Listen well." "Even if that fellow pretends he doesn't know about it, in fact, he's watching you." "Oh..." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol, always opposed the promotion of anyone to an assistant professorship position." "He wants to call back Dr. Jo Jin U from the Ilsan Branch." "This is making things difficult for me." "Come again next Wednesday." "Fine." "Please help me to arrange to have Prof. Gim Sang Cheol do the operation." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol's order prohibiting you from performing surgery, you're obeying it, right?" "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol always opposes the promotion of anyone to be a new assistant professor." "He wants to call back Dr. Jo Jin U from the Ilsan Branch." "Please wait outside for a moment." "Yes." "=Seo Jun Seok=" "Yes, it's me." "The ventriculostomy, you can do it." "Oh really, you want me to do it?" "Okay, I know." "Dr. Seo, I'm leaving now to prepare for the surgery." "That hydrocephalus case, I'll be the one performing the surgery." "So, Dr. Lee Gang Hun won't be doing it?" "Yes." "YES!" "Then I don't have to go to the OR." "Ji Hye, do you want to come?" "This is an endoscopic third ventriculostomy." "It should be useful to you." "=A small hole is made in the the third ventricle, allowing the CSF to move out of the blocked ventricular system.=" "Great!" "Dr. Seo, that's great!" "Mr. Gim Jae Min's tumor is in this position." "Dr. Seo, did you bring the picture?" "Yes, I drew a picture based on Mr. Gim Jae Min's MRI images." "The drawing is good, right?" "This is the part that controls our language ability." "Your tumor is in this place." "Oh, so that's why..." "I'm gradually finding it hard to speak clearly, right?" "Yes, right." "But removal of this tumor is difficult." "A small mistake will worsen the condition." "That can't happen." "I need to be able to talk." "Our child, Seong Seong..." "I need to read books aloud for my daughter." "Our daughter loves to hear her father read fairy tales to her." "Is that so?" "What a loving father." "It's fortunate that, there's another type of surgery that could protect the language center." "It's called awake brain surgery." "= It's done while the patient is awake.The patient's responses guide the surgeon who is removing the tumor near the area which controls speech." "During the surgery, the patient will be woken up." "We will then stimulate the brain to precisely locate the language center." "After that, during the surgery, we will try to protect the language center as much as possible." "This side." "You're going to wake me up during the surgery?" "Don't be afraid." "Because you're under anesthesia, you won't feel any pain." "Can that be true?" "Waking a person up during the middle of the surgery." "It won't be painful." "You don't have to worry." "But if any part of the tumor is in the language center, then that part will have to remain inside so as not to affect the language center." "Yes." "I'll make sure to give you another detailed explanation about awake brain surgery." "Good." "=Recruitment for part-timers.=" "Oppa." "What is it?" "What happened?" "You said you were coming home, but you didn't show up." "Mom and I waited a long time for you." "I was too busy." "Did you come here just to ask me that?" "Do you have that much free time?" "Exactly why are..." "It's along the way." "I have an interview." "I'll get going." "Come here!" "Thanks, Oppa." "It's not only for you." "I know." "I'll give some to mom." "Lee Ha Yeong, are you going to live your life like this?" "You don't have to worry." "I've made plans." "My dream is an ambitious one!" "You can leave." "Mmm..." "He didn't even bother about lunch." "Professor, how do you do?" "Chairman Jang Gi Chun is being discharged from the hospital today." "We should give him a send-off." "Congratulations on your discharge from the hospital!" "Assistant Director and Chief Go Jae Hak will be here very soon." "Mmm..." "Dr. Lee Gang Hun." "I heard you rejected my Yu Jin." "Father!" "Is it that you really don't like her or you're just testing her reactions?" "Chairman, madam is on her way." "So fast." "For something like this, she moves really fast." "It's time for the mistress's daughter to disappear." "I'll call you later." "Don't think that just because your health report is normal, you can drink excessively." "Yes, I understand." "Dr. Lee, please escort our Yu Jin out." "Do you look down on me because..." "I'm a fake." "If you had to choose, you would definitely choose a real one." "Miss Jang Yu Jin." "Do you like to put yourself down?" "Telling others that you're a fake." "Do you feel happy doing that?" "What?" "I've never felt that you're a fake." "I rejected you because I don't have any feelings for you." "If, despite my rejection, you still continue to like me, then you should think of ways to make me like you." "You're not coming in?" "Please walk slowly!" "Dr. Lee, you just have to complete the follow-up work." "This paper will definitely create an impact!" "Is this for Professor Go Jae Hak?" "Dr. Lee, aren't you tired of working on two research papers at the same time?" "Why not let me help you on this one as well." "No need." "Just concentrate and do well on our paper." "Yes." "Chairman is leaving now." "Really, so slow..." "Dr. Lee, where are you?" "How's it going?" "I'll wait for you." "No issue." "Good." "Do you need something?" "I'm looking for Chief Go Jae Hak." "He's not around now." "I called him before coming." "=Lee Gang Hun.=" "Are you a neurosurgeon?" "Yes." "I'm Jo Seong Hwan, PD from the KBC." "Have you seen HUMAN DOCTOR?" "It's a documentary on medical treatment." "This time, our theme is on awake brain surgery." "I heard there's someone in this hospital who's going to have that type of surgery." "So I came to ask for help in filming this surgery." "Who did you hear this from?" "Dr. Seo Jun Seok." "He's my friend's senior." "I heard that the surgeon in-charge is an authority in neurology." "That, Gim..." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "Yes, that's right." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "Aigoo, Mr. PD." "This is our chief." "How do you do?" "I'm the person who called you." "I'm Jo Seong Hwan." "Welcome!" "I'm Chief Go Jae Hak." "Have you taken a look around the hospital?" "Yes, I've looked around." "Is that so." "I don't really watch television." "Hold the endoscope steady." "=An endoscope is a device with a light attached that is used to look inside a body cavity or organ. =" "Yes." "Good." "See you again." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol, doesn't like this kind of thing." "I wonder what he'll think of it." "Is the program, HUMAN DOCTOR, popular?" "Because it's a documentary on medical treatment, everyone is very interested." "What the Assistant Director spoke of a sensation, he meant something like this." "I understand that your experience in this type of surgery, is no less than that of Prof. Gim Sang Cheol's." "I did it several times when I was in New York." "Not only the operation but also, neurosurgical techniques." "In my opinion, you're more qualified than Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "I can't go and tell people that I can do it better, and snatch another doctor's patient." "Of course." "You would never tolerate that kind of behavior." "But... if the patient changes his mind," "then it can't be helped." "What?" "Yes, right." "The patient's choice is decisive." "What counts is what the patient says." "What a surprise to be able to assist on a ventriculostomy." "I'm so happy, Doctor." "Normally the treatment for hydrocephalus is brain shunt surgery." "It's hard to have a chance to experience an endoscopic third ventriculostomy, right?" "Yes, that's right." "It's thanks to you!" "Yes, Professor." "Okay." "Professor Gim asked me to go over there." "He said something fun is going on." "Is that so?" "Welcome!" "Let me formally introduce my product." "Wow!" "It's finally completed." "Hey, Head Sculpture." "How do you do?" "It has a brain that likes music." "It can tell us how brain waves change with the music." "Is that so?" "When one hears pleasant music," "The brain function that's responsible for human emotions starts to get excited." "The blood in the brain flows faster." "The brain waves start to have a faster rhythm." "Come." "Let's try to stimulate the reactive system." "For the 2-year old boy who was sent to the emergency room on Nov 18, at first we thought it was (infant) hydrocephalus." "After the MRI results came out, we diagnosed it as obstructive hydrocephalus." "We intend to perform an endoscopic third ventriculostomy." "You have to be careful." "The boy's condition could easily be diagnosed as communicating hydrocephalus." "If that happened, then we would have proceeded with brain shunt surgery." "Dr. Seo Jun Seok has done well in using a ventriculostomy to divert the CSF." "Yes, that's right." "Using a ventriculostomy to bypass the obstruction was the best approach." "Good diagnosis, Dr. Seo Jun Seok." "Thank you." "You've done well." "Professor." "You can all leave." " Bye." " Okay." "Professor." "Dr. Lee, what's the matter?" "Although the 2-week period is not yet up," "I hope you can allow me to enter the OR." "Your order prohibited Dr. Lee from performing surgery for 2 weeks." "You really obeyed it?" "Why?" "This is not like you." "Professor." "Although the ventriculostomy was performed by me, in fact, it was Dr. Lee Gang Hun who provided the diagnosis." "Is that so?" "Yes. before an MRI, I didn't dare to call it." "Dr. Lee, looking only at the CT, diagnosed that it was obstructive hydrocephalus." "That can be diagnosed by anyone who expended effort in studying the CT." "Compared to that, the ability to successfully complete such a difficult operation is more important." "Don't be overconfident of your ability just because you were able to accurately read the CT." "Even for matters that you're very familiar with, you still need to be detailed-oriented and cautious." "It's most important that a neurosurgeon always be detail oriented and cautious." "Dr. Lee Gang Hun." "Please feel free to carry on with future surgeries." "Let's go." "Yes." "Thank you." "Mr. Gim Jae Min?" "Mmm..." "We met during your first consultation." "Yes, that's right." "How do you do?" "." "So we haven't made the final decision." "Don't be too worried." "The neurosurgery department in our hospital is the best in the country." "No matter what, undergoing awake brain surgery, makes me nervous." "Chief Go Jae Hak has more experience in performing awake brain surgery than any other surgeon." "He will definitely do a good job." "The one who's doing the operation is Prof. Gim Sang Cheol." "Is that so?" "Will it be better to have it done by Chief Go Jae Hak?" "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol is also very outstanding." "Both doctors are very good." "Mr. Gim Jae Min, choose the doctor that you trust the most." "Excuse me." "Yes, it's father." "Seong Seong, nursery school is over?" "Mmm... good, good." "Mmm..." "Father is at the hospital." "No, Father is not unwell." "Seong Seong, please stay there for a while longer." "Mom will fetch you soon." "Pass it to me, pass it to me." "Mmm... good, good." "Good, I'm hanging up." "Are you leaving?" "Will we see you again?" "After you're admitted, I'll visit frequently." "That..." "So..." "Can I change my neurosurgeon for the operation?" "Of course." "The patient's wishes are our first consideration." "Yes." "If despite my rejection, you still continue to like me, then you should think of ways to make me like you." "Ms. Gim." "Yes, Director." "To make a man like you, what should you do?" "In this world, there's still a man who is not attracted to me." "This is really making me angry." "Yes." "No, I'm doing other things now." "Ajumma, you can't stop working for us." "My husband says that he has no appetite." "I'll raise your salary." "Come back to work again." "An increase!" "No, it's still not possible." "Sorry, madam." "I'm working now." "I've got to hang up." "Chief Go Jae Hak is very famous." "He graduated from the top university hospital and also practiced overseas for a long time." "=Gim Sang Cheol=" "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol is not even a graduate of the top university hospital." "Prof. Gim Sang Cheol is very kind." "Chief Go is also quite impressive." "He's won many awards." "Seong Seong's father." "I feel that this person may be better." "Yes, that's right." "=Prof. Go Jae Hak=" "You've come." "Please wait a while." "So you'd like Prof. Go Jae Hak to do the surgery?" "Yes." "Mmm..." "If that's what you wish, I'm fine with it." "Let's do it that way." "Chief Go Jae Hak is very experienced in this type of surgery." "He's a well-known neurosurgeon." "He'll surely do a good job." "I'm really very sorry, Doctor." "There's nothing to be apologetic about." "The patient has the right to choose the doctor that he fully trusts." "That way, the success rate for the operation will rise." "Organize the information in Gim Jae Min's file, and hand it over to Prof. Go Jae Hak." "Yes, Professor." "What?" "You..." "I said that I won't do it." "Why do you insist?" "What will Prof. Gim Sang Cheol think of me?" "The decision to change neurosurgeons was made by Gim Jae Min himself." "Is that so?" "Because he was nervous about the surgery, he wanted to discuss it with me." "I was his doctor for his first consultation, so we knew each other." "Recently, patients, have become quite resourceful in finding out information about a doctor's credentials." "I'm guessing that it was through the process of reading up on Professor's credentials, that the patient changed his mind." "So it was that way." "Really?" "Why did Gim Jae Hak suddenly change his neurosurgeon?" "Yes, why." "How can the antibiotic regimen for Patient Rim Si Won be done that way?" "His heartbeat was pretty good just now." "What do you mean by just now?" "Intake is 1500mg, hourly dosage is only 50 mg." "Dr. Lee, I'm sorry." "I should have checked again." "It's me who forgot about it." "Jo Dae Sik, be more careful." "I'm sorry, Matron Hong." "Come here for a moment." "Dr. Lee." "About Gim Jae Min, were you the one who advised him to change his neurosurgeon?" "What?" "I saw you before talking to Gim Jae Min and his wife." "My impression of you is that you don't meet privately with patients." "Yun Ji Hye." "Do you know me that well?" "Saying that I'm not someone who meets privately with patients." "What exactly is your basis for that impression?" "I wanted to say to you..." "Even if that's the case, so what?" "Why do you have to figure out the ethics of what happened?" "Are you going to make the patient go back to the original surgeon?" "Or, are you going to tell Prof. Gim Sang Cheol, and subject me to disciplinary action so that I'll not be able to perform surgery once again?" "I only, only..." "If that really happened," "I just want you to know that it's wrong." "I don't know why you would do such a thing," "But, if you really did it," "I just wanted to tell you, it's not acceptable." "So what if it's not acceptable?" "Exactly, what do you want?" "Yun Ji Hye, if you're afraid that you won't be able to participate in a surgery that you longed to do, why not open your mouth and beg me?" "How dare you keep stopping me and interrogating me." "Moreover, I didn't instigate the patient." "So don't act smart and put the blame on me." "Now what is it?" "Did Yun Ji Hye ask you to get back at me?" "About patient Gim Jae Min changing his neurosurgeon," "I won't interfere." "But I want to tell you something." "I thought you should be the first one to know." "I will likely remain here." "Why?" "When we started out as attending doctors, you clearly told me, that you wouldn't stay here and compete with me." "I applied to this hospital because you said that!" "But what's the reason?" "The appointment of assistant professor is just around the corner." "Why?" "Why at this time?" "Because I was not accepted." "So, are you planning to stay here and compete with me?" "Do you feel that you have no escape?" "Both you and I, remaining at this hospital." "Don't worry." "The position of assistant professor will definitely be yours." "I regret I haven't been able to fulfill my promise to leave here." "Dong Hwa, go to your room to sleep." "Let's go." "Put on your slippers." "Are you very sleepy?" "In other words, the removal of the tumor will be carried out while talking to Mr. Gim Jae Min." "Very often people are fearful of such surgery." "Please be assured." "The brain does not feel any pain." "As shown in the images, the tumor is very close to the center of the cerebral hemispheres." "It's extremely close to the language center." "We will be using this information as the basis, for searching and determining the patient's language center during the surgery." "We will then remove the tumor while protecting the language center." "Yes, Thank you." "Yes." "When I mentioned that the program, HUMAN DOCTOR, will showcase neurosurgery at our hospital, the elders in the medical society were all very happy!" "All thanks to you, Dr. Lee Gang Hun." "Thanks!" "Don't mention it." "It's due to your excellent surgical skills which are well known." "By the way, I heard that Dr. Seo didn't make it to Stanford." "He looked me up a few days ago, and said that he had only told you and me about this." "Hey, if everyone knew, it would embarrass Prof. Seo Dong Gyun." "Now, you just have to wait for the good news!" "Assistant Professor." "I'm going over to see the Assistant Director." "Yes." "Dr. Lee Gang Hun, that patient, Gim Jae Min." "Please speak, Prof. Gim." "Please show him more care and don't make him feel uncomfortable during surgery." "Yes, I will." "In fact, I've explained the details of awake brain surgery to him many times." "Patient Gim Jae Min has a good understanding of it." "Is that true?" "Yes." "Show more care." "Show more care and understanding for the patient." "In the surgery, it's necessary to ensure that the language ability continues after the removal of the tumor." "Therefore, this surgery will be performed while the patient is awake." "The patient will be awake, talking and undergoing surgery at the same time." "The patient will be lying here." "These two will be assisting in this surgery." "I hope the operation will be successful." "I hope to continue reading fairy tales to my Seong Seong." "That will do." "Thank you." "Patient Gim Jae Min, it's time for your operation." "Yes, all right." "Dr. Lee, he's been feeling uneasy all the while." "What to do?" "Patient Gim Jae Min, please relax." "The operation will definitely be successful." "I should have let Prof. Gim Sang Cheol do it for me." "What's wrong?" "With Prof. Gim Sang Cheol beside me, I probably wouldn't feel so uneasy." "Chief Go." "Director, you're back so soon from the country." "Yes, I arrived early this morning." "We heard that you're performing the operation, so of course we had to rush back and see it." "I'm very grateful." "It's a happy occasion for our hospital." "That HUMAN DOCTOR, isn't it a popular program that specializes in introducing doctors who are of high caliber?" "I hope that you can display your full capability today." "Yes, I will do my best." "Oh, Prof. Gim." "Director, you are here." "Yes." "Is Prof. Gim also interested in this operation?" "Yes, the patient can be considered as my patient too." "Of course, I must come and cheer him on." "I'm really sorry." "With Prof. Gim here, who's such an outstanding surgeon, it's so embarrassing." "What are you talking about?" "I'm here today to observe and learn." "Let's go!" "Yes, Director." "Sit please." "Dr. Dong Seung Man, please take note of changes in MEP." "=MEP:" "Motor evoked potentials." "MEP are recorded from muscles following direct stimulation of the motor cortex.=" "Dr. Yang Beom Jun, report any changes in ECOG signals to me." "=ECoG:" "Electrocorticography." "Electrodes placed directly on the exposed surface of the brain to record electrical activity from the cerebral cortex.=" "Yes." "Gim Jae Min, 34 year old male patient, roughly 2 months ago, started developing headaches and gradual deterioration in ability to clearly speak ." "Thus, he was referred to neurosurgery." "The results of diagnostic testing showed a tumor under the left side of the frontal lobe." "The tumor and the language center are very close to one another." "The closeness of their locations makes the surgery very difficult." "After discussing it with the patient, the medical team decided to proceed with awake brain surgery." "Awake brain surgery refers to waking up a sedated patient during the surgery, then stimulating the area around the tumor with small electrodes, in order to map on the brain the reactions of the conscious patient." "With this procedure, we can avoid damage to critical brain functions such as the language center, and proceed with the removal of the tumor." "First, we inject anesthesia intravenously to make the patient sleep." "When the patient is asleep, we perform a craniotomy." "= A surgical operation in which a bone flap is temporarily removed from the skull to access the brain=" "Please wake up the patient." "Yes." "After removing the bone flap to access the brain, the anesthesia is temporarily halted." "The patient will wake up in 5 to 10 minutes." "Gim Jae Min." "Gim Jae Min." "Gim Jae Min, can you hear my voice?" "Yes." "That's good." "Now, please count from one to five." "One." "Two." "With the patient now conscious, we will make him talk." "Concurrently, we'll use a probe to stimulate the cerebral cortex." "= Probe:" "An instrument with electrodes used to stimulate the cortex in order to map the various brain functions.=" "In this way, we will locate the part of the brain that controls speech." "Five." "This is the language center." "You're doing very well." "Gim Jae Min, can you see this?" "Can." "What's the picture?" "Small bird." "It's a sparrow." "What about this?" "Ah, hare." "Arf, arf." "Puppy." "You've doing very well." "Now, how about talking about your daughter's favorite fairy tale?" "Sun." "Stars." "Moon." "Probe." "Raise it by another 10%." "It's already very high." "The patient will spasm." "All of them are watching us." "We need to quickly find the language center." "Raise it." "Gim Jae Min, could you speak a bit more?" "Curiosity box." "Ah..." "Wrong." "Wrong." "She said she doesn't like the picture of the fowl." "Doesn't like." "Palace..." "Gim Jae Min." "Gim Jae Min." "Calm down." "Gim Jae Min." "He's regaining full consciousness!" "Gim Jae Min, don't move!" "Gim Jae Min!" "Gim Jae Min!" "Please show him more care and don't make him feel uncomfortable during surgery." "Show more care." "Show more care and understanding for the patient." "Gim Jae Min." "Restart anesthesia immediately." "Yes." "The tumor has broken and scattered." "= Preview of Next Episode. =" " Professor." " What should we do now?" " I'm very sorry." " You even said you'd help me to shine." "Yet, you get me into this plight." "I heard that that the patient changed his neurosurgeon on your advice." "I didn't say anything to the Director." "A doctor should just focus on being a doctor." "Why does someone who thinks of himself as a good person feel compelled to ask for trouble?" "You can make use of me." "Let me give you a pair of wings." "I prefer to fly under my own power." "He proposed transferring Dr. Seo Jun Seok to the tumor center at Ilsan Branch." "I won't forget your help."

"Passengers arriving on Philippine Airlines flight 118, welcome to Manila International Airport." "Hey." " Hey, kid." "Are you Zack?" " Yes, sir." "I'm Byron." "Nice to meet you." " Come on." "Let's get your bags, okay?" " Yes, sir." "Take your jacket off." "It's hot as hell here." "This is the P.l. It's what we call the Philippine Islands." "Zack, I'm sorry about what happened to your mom." "It must've been rough." "I would have called you a lot sooner, but I was out at sea." "But I've been calling you for four months!" "That's what I'm trying to tell you." "I was out at sea for four months." "All right, kid." "These are your mama-sans, Tiki and Maria." "Hello, Byron." "I want you to meet somebody." "This is my son, Zack." "Tiki, say hello." "Zack, Tiki and Maria." "Hi, Zack." "I'm out at sea three weeks out of every month." "When I'm in port, I don't have time for "daddy" stuff." "That's not who I am." " That's okay, sir." " Kid, you don't understand." "I'm too old for this." "I don't care what the Navy says." "This is no place for a kid." "I told you on the phone." " You're better off in school in Virginia." " I'm never going back!" "Maybe that's not for you to say!" "Don't look at me that way!" "What happened to your mother had nothing to do with me!" "It did." "You said you were going to come back!" "Is that what she said?" "That's a female lie." "That's bullshit!" "I found your letters." "I read them after she did it." "You said you'd come back." "You said you loved her." "And she believed you." "You're a liar." " Handsome." " Grow up, boy." "I'll wait for you." "You want to go to school?" "I'll teach you nice." "Chicken feet, monkey meat." "Come on, you buy." "Hey, sailor." "What ship are you from?" "Hey, what are you doing?" " Big spender." "Give us your money!" " I don't have any money." " Bullshit, get it out!" " No!" "Leave me alone!" "Holy shit!" " Watch it." "I've got to heave." " Jesus Christ." "Give me a towel." "Pretty fucking Wild." "Holy shit!" "Not as wild as when we banged three stewardesses in Manila." "Bet you didn't get it on like that in that jerkwater college you graduated from." "How long are you going to hang around Seattle?" "Get ready, man." "This one is going to blow you away." "Nothing you do is ever going to surprise me." " Tell me." " I joined the Navy." " You joined the Navy?" " That's right." "I joined the Navy." "I'm on my way over to Port Rainier now, this officer's training school over there." " What for?" " Jets." "I want to fly jets." "It's only a couple of hours from here." "Maybe you want to come visit." "All right?" " Who put that idea in your head?" " Nobody." "It just came to me." "What's so funny?" "You, man." "It's like saying you're going to run for fucking president." "For Christ's sake, look at yourself." "Officers don't have tattoos." "Look, I'll see you, man." "All right?" " Zack, don't be pissed off." " I'm not pissed off." "Yeah, you are pissed off." "Come on." "I'm on your side." "I don't want to see you do something you're going to regret." "You've got to give six years to the Navy if you want to fly." "Six years with the most uptight assholes God put on this earth." "Officers are not like you and me." "They're a different breed." "This sounds like you're afraid you might have to salute me some day, chief." " Why would I be afraid of that?" " I don't know." "It sounds that way." "You want some fatherly bullshit, a pat on the back." "From you?" "No." "Thanks for my graduation present." "See you around." "Zack, don't go away mad." "Hey, babe." "Zack, come on." "Zack!" "Fall in!" "I said, "Fall in", you slimy worms!" "Put your toes on the edge of that chalk line!" "I said, "Put your toes on the edge of this chalk line", you slimy worms!" "Attention!" "I don't believe what I'm seeing." "Where have you been all your lives, at an orgy?" "Listening to Mick Jagger music and bad-mouthing your country, I bet." "Stop eyeballing me." "You're not worthy of looking your superiors in the eye." " Use peripheral vision." "Understand?" " Yes, sir." "Every time I say, "Understand", I want everyone to say, "Yes, sir"." " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "I know why most of you are here." "I'm not stupid." "Before you can sell what we teach you over at United Airlines, you've got to give the Navy six years of your lives, sweet peas." "Lots of things can happen in six years." "Another war can come up in six years." "Are you too peaceful a person to dump napalm on an enemy village with women and children?" "I'm going to find that out." " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "Hi, son." "How are you doing, Sarge?" "What did you call me?" " Pardon?" " What did you call me, boy?" " I called you "Sarge"." " Before that." " Nothing." " You said, "How are you?"" "I am not a "ewe", boy." "A ewe is a female sheep." " Is that what you think I am, boy?" " No." ""No, sir!"" " No, sir." " Louder, sweet pea." " No, sir!" "You want to fuck me up the ass?" "Is that why you called me a ewe, boy?" " Are you a queer?" " Hell no, sir." " Where are you from?" " Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, sir." "Only two things come out of Oklahoma." "Steers and queers." "Which one are you, boy?" "I don't see any horns, so you must be a queer." " No, sir." " Stop whispering." " You're giving me a hard-on." " No, sir!" " Were you laughing at me, dick brain?" " No, sir!" "Better stop eyeballing me, boy." "I'll rip your eyeballs out of the sockets and skull-fuck you to death." " Yes, sir!" " What's your name, boy?" "Mayo." "Zack Mayo, sir." "How did you slip into this programme?" "I didn't know the Navy was so hard up." "You've got an injury there, Mayo?" "Not exactly, sir." "This is really wonderful work." "Where did you get this, Mayo?" "Subic Base, Philippines, sir." "Thought I recognised the work." "Be proud of those wings." "The only ones you'll leave here with," ""Mayonnaise"." " What's your name, boy?" " Emiliano Santos Della Serra, sir." "You don't say." "Are you a college boy, Della Serra?" "Yes, sir." "Math major, sir." "Graduated from Texas Tech with honours, sir." "Do you see this cane, Della Serra?" "See the notches near the handle?" "There's a notch for every college puke, like you, who I got to D.O.R., that's Drop On Request, from this programme." "And the first one I'm going to carve out of this class is you, Emiliano." "I expect to lose half of you before I'm finished." "I will use every means necessary, fair and unfair, to trip you up, to expose your weaknesses as a potential aviator and human being." " Understand?" " Yes, sir!" "The prize at the other end is a flight education worth $1 million." "But first, you've got to get past me." "Hey, Paula!" "It's 5:00!" "Where's the goddamn whistle?" "Oh, shit." "Come on, Paula." "Let's go." "Turn that thing off." "Next." "Now, this is my idea of an ass bandit." "Wait till some of the local girls get a look at you, scrotum head." "Do you think that's funny, Worley?" "Not all the obstacles that can trip you up are on this base." "Let me tell you something about the local girls." "Ever since there's been a naval base here, there's been what we call the Puget Sound debs." "That's poor girls coming across the sound every weekend with just one thing in mind." "And that's to marry themselves a naval aviator." "A Puget deb would tell you, "Don't worry about contraceptives." ""I got that all taken care of. " Don't you believe a word of it." "A Puget deb would do and say anything to trap you." "I know this sounds silly to you, especially in this modern age, but you college pukes had better watch out, because you, sweet peas, are the answer to their dreams." "All right, hurry up!" "On the double now!" "You lard-asses, I'm going to fix you." "Come on!" "Get up there!" "Quick!" "On the double, Mayonnaise!" "Little-girl poopies to the left, little-boy poopies to the right." "Come on, let's go." "What a motley bunch." "Get in there." "All right, quick." "On the double!" "How's it going?" "You got to be kidding." "How do they expect me to get down in there?" " One of you want to switch bunks?" " They are assigned." "I don't think we can." " Who the hell is that guy?" " Mom and Dad for the next 13 weeks." "All right, fall out!" "Get outside, on the double." "Come on out here!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "Quick!" "More!" "More!" "More!" "You and you, get down and give me 50." "Count them." "You think it's true what he said about those girls?" " Sure it is, sweet pea." " Still?" "Should have warned you female types about Puget dudes." "They say they wear rubber, but there are holes in the bottom." " Very funny, Mayo." " Seeger!" "Mayo!" "Worley!" "If you got energy to run those sewers, get over there and give me 50!" "On the double!" "Right now!" "All right, poopie-asses, get your faces down there!" "Pump them out!" "You women better not expect special privileges." "You think flying a plane is just sitting on a chair pushing buttons?" "Looks like you need a little work in your upper-body strength, Seeger." "All right, all right." "Get up." "Get up!" "Step out." "Get back in line." "You watch." "Go on!" "The Lexington pilots should be in the officer's club now." "You sure got the timetable down, Lynette." "After three years, you learn all the tricks." "Did you see that bodacious set of tatas?" "Hi, Mrs Ruffervvell." "I brought the records the social committee asked for." "You're pissing me off, boys." "Thirty-eight, 39..." "The Blue Angels will be in next month." "You need an introduction, let me know." " Bye for now." " Bye." "Far fucking out!" "I've been wanting to meet a Blue Angel for ages." " Look at the poopies." "Poor guys." " See you in a month on liberty!" "Don't worry, it grows out an inch by then!" "There'll be no liberty for you, boys." "You'll be going home by then." " Start from one again." "One..." " Two..." "Flying low and feeling mean" "Spot a family by the stream" "Pickle a pair and hear them scream" "'Cause napalm sticks to kids" " That is disgusting!" " What are you doing here, Seeger?" "Am I threatening you, Worley?" "We'll send you to war." "Get your ass shot down." "I don't mind being the first woman to fly fighters in combat." " Go in my place." " Jets?" " All the way." " How about you, Mayo?" " Jets." " I hate to tell you, but only two in each class go to jets." "Who's going with me?" " Me." " Me." "Talking in the ranks again." "You three just added two miles to this hike." "For everybody." "Come on, let's go." "Family of gooks are sitting in a ditch" "Little baby's sucking on momma's tit" "Chemical firms don't give a shit" "That napalm sticks to kids" "Get over there!" "Let's go!" "All right, everybody up!" "Up on your feet!" "I don't want to see anything coming out of your mouths either!" "Get into shape around here!" "Stand straight up!" "All right, get out of the way!" "Lift your head and hold it high" "The best in the regiment is running on by" "That could be you at the end of 13 weeks." "For those of you who might survive." "You don't deserve to look at them!" "Della Serra, turn your back!" "You are without a doubt the most pathetic class" "I've ever been assigned to." "You chump!" "Four weeks and you still can't shine a damn buckle." "Shoot me a Kotex, buddy." "Be careful where you stick that." "Five minutes to inspection, Mayo." "Where's your money?" "Boonies." "You better hope Foley never finds out about that, Mayo." "Hey, Perryman?" "Look what I've got here, man." "Look at that." "Look at those buckles, man." "Look good, huh?" "Ten bucks." " Fifteen for the boonies." " Who the hell has 10 bucks?" "I spend every penny I get to keep my old lady and my kid in that motel." "You're breaking my heart, Perryman." "Who have you got doing this stuff for you?" "Some enlisted guy, right?" " Hey, tell me something." " Watch the sheets, man." "Look, is that change you're making from that stuff worth all of us getting kicked out of here on an honour's violation?" "I don't see anybody else complaining about it, Perryman." "Excuse me." "Ready?" "Go." " Look out, Worley, coming through." " The hell you are." "Here I come." "Out of my way, Mayo." "Gonna put my name on that wall." " Underneath mine." " Fuck!" "Shit!" "Goddamn, Mayonnaise." "2.25." "Not bad for a beginner." "Piece of cake." "Let's go now!" "Come on, Schneider!" "Let's go!" "You guys are bringing up the rear!" "You're not getting out of here until you get over that wall, Seeger." " I'll make it, sir!" " Hurry up." "Come on, get over there!" "Do you really want to be a man?" "Are you one of those who didn't get Daddy's attention, because he wanted a son, Seeger?" "That's it." "That's what's going to beat you every time, Seeger." "Your mental attitude of a person of the female persuasion." "Deep down, under all that bullshit, you're still thinking like a second-class citizen, Seeger." "You can never give orders to men!" "Walk around." "Walk around, sugar-breeches." "Bernoulli's equation gives us the total energy contained in the airflow." ""Pi" is static pressure in pounds per square foot." ""Rho" is air density in slugs per cubic foot." "And velocity is in feet per second." "Two thousand pounds per square foot..." "Let's see them." "All right." "What about the buckles?" " Okay, good enough, 20 bucks, right?" " Hey, bud." "Beat it." "What are you laughing about?" " I thought that's how you did it." " Did what?" "Come on, Santa Claus." " Will you tell anybody about this?" " Not if you make it worth my while." "Free boonies for the duration." "That's fair." "I'll tell you what I'm going to do." "You get me through aerodynamics, you can write your own ticket, my friend." "You got a deal." "I'm coming home, I've done my time" "And I've got to know what is and isn't mine" "If you receive my letter telling me I'll soon be free then you know just what to do if you still want me" "If you still want me..." "George Jones, where are you when we need you most?" "Hey, two o'clock." "Moving in, Della Serra." "Radar's up, scoping the target area." "Zero in, slick it back." "There he goes." "Who will be the lucky deb?" "Is it the blonde?" "Is it the brunette?" "Score!" "He's got her." "Oh, my God." "Check Perryman." "Five years of marriage, still in love." "It's what life is all about." "Hey, Seeger." "Remember that bodacious set of tatas and her pal?" "There they are, bud." "I think we ought to do something about it." "Captain, it's so nice to meet you." "The boys speak so highly of you..." " Lynette, he has many people to meet." " Oh, I'm so sorry." " Mrs Ruffervvell?" " Hello, Captain." "Could you introduce us to these two young ladies, please?" "Paula, Lynette." "Miss Paula Pokrifki, Miss Lynette Pomeroy." "May I present Officer Candidates Sid Worley and Zachary Mayo?" "Well, I hope you have a good time." " We've already met." " We did?" "You said it would grow an inch by now." " That was you guys?" " Yeah." " Would you like to dance?" " Sure." "It's grown out more than an inch, pal." " Would you like to get a drink?" " Sure." "Let's go." " So, what kind of a name is Pokrifki?" " Polish." " What kind of a name is Mayo?" " Italian." "My mom was Irish." " No, thank you." " I think I got her ears." "The rest is all wop." "Where are you from, Mayo the Wop?" "Everywhere, nowhere, Paula the Polack." " Seriously." " Seriously." " My father is a rear admiral, 7th Fleet." " You're kidding." "No, we've lived in ports all over the world." "Kathmandu, Moscow, Nairobi." "Really?" "I've never been out of Washington." "Wait a minute." "You're kidding me, right?" " We have no naval bases in Moscow." " No." "No, I didn't think so." "So, you got a girl, Mayo the Wop?" "No." "I'm not looking for one either." "What are you looking for?" "I heard about these girls that come to these things looking for a husband." "Not me." "Oh, yeah?" "Why are you here?" "To meet interesting people, improve myself." " What do you do?" "Go to school?" " No, I've got a job." "I work over at National Paper." "It's a real good job." "I'm going to save enough money to travel." "I think I'd like to go to Moscow." "Have you been through the Dilbert Dunker yet?" "No, but both my father and my brother made it, so I guess I can, too." " Is your brother a flyer?" " He was." "He got killed." " Vietnam?" " Yeah." "My brother died over there, too." "He wasn't a flyer, though." "I was only 12 when it happened." "I don't remember much about him." "I sure remember Tommy." "Do you mind if we talk about something else?" "We don't have to talk about anything at all." "So, do you think you'll manage to get your wings?" "Who knows?" "Guys a lot smarter than me have been dropping out like flies." "You have to say you're going to do it." "You have to programme yourself." "It'll happen." "You have to see yourself making it." "I know, because I read this article in Cosmo about that very thing." "I swear." "Paula." "You are a very, very pretty girl." "Do you want to go somewhere else?" "Come on." "Fall out, Worley." "Something tells me you girls have been here before." "Whatever gave you that idea?" " Stop it." "You'll ruin it." " I'm sorry." "I'll do it." "Are you sure this is okay?" "Don't worry." "I'll respect you in the morning." "You're crazy, girl." "You'll respect me..." "I couldn't wait to get out of there." " Didn't you like the band?" " Not much." "You didn't like Tie A Yellow Ribbon?" "Their rendition was one of the..." " Let's go down to the beach." " That sounds good." "Class, halt!" "Fall out!" "Look at Foley." "Can you believe it?" "Showboating." "All right, listen up." "I am the base martial arts instructor." "Those of you in 1-5 must not think of me as the drill instructor for the next 60 minutes." "Just think of me as the enemy." "Do you believe this guy?" "May I have a volunteer, please?" "Daniels." "As you're hiding back there." "Get up here quick." " Put him in the hospital." " He can't touch me, it's against the law." "Come on up here, son." "Hello, pussy." "How bad do you want to survive?" "Sir, this officer candidate doesn't understand the drill instructor's question." "Let's see if I can clarify it." "You want to survive bad enough to stop me, pussy?" "Are you relying on my generosity to stop me from killing you?" "Can't breathe..." "Break loose, break loose!" "I can't breathe." "Get away from here." "You're not hurt." "I could have killed you if I wanted to." "Move off." "Get out of here." "Hurry up." "Get back to your seat." "You think I was really harsh on your classmate, don't you?" "Just wait till you get shot down behind enemy lines." "The only thing between you and a POW camp is what you learn from me." "Now that I've got your attention, we shall proceed with the class." "God, I hope she shows." "She's going to show." "She will show." "A rich, socialite Okie like you ought to be a big catch around these parts." " I'm not rich." " An officer's kid." "So what?" "Man, I spent six years living on top of the raunchiest whorehouse in the P.l." ""You want number one fucky-fucky?" ""Long time, short time." "$10." "Cheap, cheap."" ""$10. $10."" " Lynette, honey, how's it hanging?" " Don't drool on her, boy." " Hi, baby." " Hi." "Pansy-assed fly boys." " I remember you." "Mayo the Wop." " Yeah, that's me." "It's good to see you." "I was looking forward to it." "Me, too." "Excuse me." "You guys want to hang out here, or can I suggest an alternate plan?" " Like pick up a bottle and go to a motel?" " Just like that." "What do you think?" "I vote for a motel." "My kind of group." "Troy, here they come." "Well, make way for the warmongers." " What did you call us?" " A warmonger." "Isn't that what you are?" "Yeah, all right." "I thought he wanted to dance with you." " I'd like to ask you something." " What do you want?" "You come up here for a couple of months, you rich college boys." "You're strutting around in your ice-cream outfits like you own the place." " Who do you think you are?" " I don't want to fight you." "I do not want to fight." "Why don't you go inside and cool down?" "I'm not finished talking to you, sailor boy." "Get him, Troy." "Oh, my God." " That's enough, man." " Holy shit, check his nose." " He broke his nose." " You asshole!" "Come on." "I've never seen anything like that in my whole life." " Did you see that guy's nose..." " Shut up until we get to the motel." "Excuse me for living." "Asshole." "I shouldn't have done it." "I should have walked away." " Zack, he didn't give you a choice." " One always has a choice." " Where did you learn to fight like that?" " I don't want to talk about it now." "Zack, it wouldn't kill you to open up to me a little bit." "What do you want?" "You want to fuck?" "Come here." "Get on the bed." "Take your clothes off." " I'll give you a good fuck." " Where's that coming from?" " I wouldn't fuck you now..." " Then get the hell out of here!" "Who do you think you're talking to?" "I'm no whore you brought in here." " I'm trying to be your friend." " Then be a friend." "Get out of here." "Fine." "Fine." "You're nothing special." "No manners!" "You treat women like whores." "If you ask me, you have no chance of becoming an officer." "Hey." "It's okay." "It's all right." "I'm sorry." " Are you hungry?" " Yeah, I'm starved." " Skivvies?" " Pretty sexy, huh?" " Sporty." " Control yourself, baby." "Good." "Look, Paula..." "I try hard not to fool anybody about who I am and what I want." " So if you got..." " I know who you are and what you want." " What do you want?" " A good time until you have to leave." "That's it?" " Last night was incredible." " I thought so, too." " Zack, am I your fantasy?" " What?" "I'm not going to get serious on you, but I dare you not to fall in love with me." "I mean, how can you resist?" "I'm like candy." "You are better than candy." "It's going to be very hard to get enough." "Very hard." "Very hard." "Getting feisty on me, you little Polack?" "You little cocky Polack." "What do you do with a girl when you're through with her?" "Do you say something, or do you just disappear?" "I've never had a girl." " I forgot to thank you for breakfast." " Any time, sailor." "Heads up." "When you hit the water, you might get the wind knocked out of you." "Don't panic." "You've got a second and a half before the cage is underwater." "It flips upside down." "Go, Joe." "The most important thing is to watch your bubbles." "When the cage flips upside down, you will be disoriented." "Like Perryman down there." "The bubbles will determine which way is up." "All right, time's up." "Go down for him, Jason." "This is what happens if you panic." "You can die down there." "This is only a pool." "In the Pacific, you won't have a frogman to save your ass." "Totally unsatisfactory, Perryman." "Get in the back of the line." "Do it again." "You only have two more chances to make it, or you're out." "Hold it." "Change in order." "Mayo, since you're "Hot Shot of the Week", you're next." " Aye, aye, sir." " Seeger." "You're behind him." "Yes, sir." "You ought to be good at this." "Something you can do alone." "Take him up, Joe!" "You never know in this programme what's going to trip you up." "It could be the grade or a flaw in your character that comes out under stress." "Let's go, Joe." "Way to go." "Seeger, you're next." "All right, Seeger, let's go." "Get a move on." "Joe, take her up." " Don't you cry now, sugar-breeches." " Go, Joe." " All right, Seeger!" " All right." "Good girl." "Oh, gosh, that was great!" "Will they let us do it again?" "Not bad, Seeger." "But you still have to get over that wall." "Next." " Come on, Daniels, let's move it." " Take it easy now." "Just a joyride." "Does this thing have the same impact as a plane?" "This is nothing compared to a plane." "Don't forget to watch the bubbles." "All right, Joe, take him up." "Daniels, let's have that thumbs up." "Come on, Daniels." "Where's the thumbs up?" "Go, Joe." "Hold it, take it easy." " Pull it back up." " I can't." "It'll take a few seconds." "Put him on his belly." " Take his helmet off!" "Quick!" " God damn." "Just stand back." "Breathe, man, breathe." "Is that corpsman on the way?" "Somebody check on that corpsman." "He's going to be all right." "Take it easy." "Prepare for inspection!" "Shit!" "I'm not going to make it." "Help me out, Sid." "Do you have a spare?" "No, man." "My spare sucks." "You know where the hardware store is." "Zack, I need a buckle, man." " I can't risk it." " Plenty of time." "He's still with the girls." " I can't do it." " I have to see my family." "I couldn't take it if he wouldn't let me out." "I wouldn't want you to get an honour violation, Perryman." "Okay." "Attention on deck!" "In every class, there's always one joker who thinks he's smarter than me." "In this class, that happens to be you, isn't it, Mayonnaise?" "Perryman, Worley, let us have this room." "On the double." " Couldn't happen to a nicer guy." " Stow it." "Mayo, I want you D.O.R." "No, sir." "You can kick me out of here, but I'm not quitting." "Get into your fatigues, Mayo." "By the end of this weekend, you'll quit." "Casey Jones was a son of a bitch" "Drove his train in a 30-foot ditch" "Came on out with his dick in his hand" "Said, "Listen, ladies, I'm a hell of a man"" "Went to his room and lined up 100" "Swore up and down he'd fuck everyone" "Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue" "Then he backed off, jacked off and fucked the other two" "Wave goodbye to your buddies, Mayo." "I forgot." "You don't have any buddies, only customers." " Are you having fun, Mayonnaise?" " Yes, sir!" " Can't hear you!" " Yes, sir!" "Ninety-eight, 99..." "Get your face all the way down in there." "Hundred." " Are you ready to quit now, Mayo?" " No, sir!" "Look over there, Mayo." "Look over there, look at her." "She decided to stay instead of taking liberty this weekend." "She may not make it, but she's got more heart and more character than you'll ever have." "Stop eyeballing me!" "Life sure has dealt you some shitty cards, hasn't it?" "I'm doing all right, sir." " Six..." " Bullshit." "I've done some checking." "I've looked through your files." "I know about your momma." "Don't you eyeball me again." "I know your father is an alcoholic and a whore-chaser." "That's why you don't mesh." "Because deep down..." "Don't you eyeball me, boy!" "Deep down inside, you know the other boys and girls are better than you." " Isn't that right, Mayo?" " No, sir!" "No, sir!" "What's the matter, Mayo?" "Are you getting tired?" "I'm not." "Move it!" "This is where the fun starts." "Move it!" "You've got all day tomorrow to look forward to." "Come on!" "Six inches off the ground." "Now give me six to 90." "Hey, Mayo..." "Why don't we quit this charade of yours over a couple of beers at TJ's?" "You're about as close to being officer material as me." "This candidate believes he would make a good officer." "You don't give a shit about anybody." "Your classmates know it." "Do you think they'd trust you flying a plane with them in it?" "I picture you as a guy who would zip off with an F-14 and sell it to the Cubans." "No, sir!" "I love my country." "Sell it to the Air Force, Mayo." "Why would a slick little hustler like you want to sign up for this abuse?" " I want to fly jets, sir." " My grandma wants to fly jets." " Ever since I was a kid!" " The topic is not flying, but character!" " I've changed since I got here." " The hell you have!" "I've changed, sir!" "You've just polished up your act, just shined it up." "But tell me what I want to hear." " I want your D.O.R." " No, sir." " I'm not going to quit." " Spell it!" "D-O-R!" "Then you and your daddy can get drunk and chase whores." "No, sir!" "I'm not going to quit!" "Then you can forget it!" "You're out!" "Don't you do it!" "Don't you..." "I've got nowhere else to go!" "I've got nowhere else to..." "I've got nothing else." "All right, Mayo." "On your feet." "Come on, Mayo." "Let's get back to the barracks." "Zack, don't give up!" "You've got that queer on the run!" " Kiss this, Foley!" " Hang in there, Zack!" " Friends of yours, Mayo?" " Yes, sir." " We're with you, Zack!" " Don't quit, Zack, you can make it!" "All right, you've got some urinals to clean." "Move out." "Foley's a queer!" "He got his balls shot off in the war!" "So you're still here, Mayo." " Sid?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "Sid." "Take a look at that." "That son of a bitch." " Do you want me to get a towel?" " I'll get one if you want." " No, I don't want you to move." " I don't want to move." "Somebody has to move sometime." "Eventually." ""They found them there weeks later, shrivelled from lack of food and water."" "Bye, Zachary." "I laughed all week thinking about you guys on that boat." "We were so drunk." "That looks pretty sharp." "Pretty sharp." "I'd love to be one of those girls in the flight programme." "I think it'd be a gas to fly." "What's stopping you?" "You know, all those magazines." "What they say, it's just..." "It's not so easy for a girl." "That's no excuse for not going out and getting what you want." "Just go and get it." "And who says that I'm not going after what I want?" "Not me." "My mom's 39 years old." "She still works over at that factory." "Every time I look at her, I know exactly what I don't want." "My old lady" "took a bottle of pills one day when I was at school." "The thing that got me about it..." "She didn't leave a note." "She didn't..." "Nothing." "She just checked out." "I've always hated her for that." "Oh, God." "That must really hurt." "Hurt?" "No." "No." "You're all alone in the world." "Once you've got that down, it doesn't hurt any more." "I bet most people would buy that line when you feed it to them." "Hey, are you really serious about having him over?" "I don't know." "I haven't made up my mind yet." "Paula, how far would you go to get Zack?" " What do you mean?" " You know what I mean." "Would you let yourself get pregnant?" "No way, Lynette." "Come on, would you?" "Well, I never used to think I'd do something like that." "Nine weeks just isn't long enough to get a guy to fall in love with you." "That doesn't justify trying to trap him or getting pregnant." "I can't believe you had that thought." "It's really backward." "It's not backward if you ask me." "The way these hot-shot assholes use us until they've had enough and then ditch us like trash." "Don't you ever feel used, Paula?" "Don't you ever feel like this is all I get for my troubles, and the son of a bitch ought to pay for it?" "No, I never feel like that." "Well, I do." " Thanks again for the flowers, Zack." " It's my pleasure, ma'am." "Those are the most beautiful things I ever saw." "Wipe that stuff off your mouth." "Zack." "This is great." "Sir?" "How many more weeks till graduation?" "I have three more weeks." " Those are the roughest ones of all." " That's what they tell me." "Sir, excuse me, but why are you staring at my food?" "Or are you staring at me?" " Staring at you." " He doesn't mean anything by it." "Do you, Joe?" "No, I don't mean anything by it." "Would you like more chicken, Zack?" "No, thanks." "In fact, I've had it." "I can't eat another bite." " This was great." " I'm stuffed, too." "This is the best meal I've had in a long time, ma'am." "Thank you." "Why don't we go, Zack?" "Thank you, Mom." " Thank you, Zack." " Thanks again, ma'am." "Go on and eat." "Sorry." "I'm so embarrassed, Zack." "I knew I shouldn't have brought you here." "That's okay." "A great free meal." "A nice relaxing dinner." "These people are so uptight." "I feel sorry for you." "Don't feel sorry for me, I'm used to it." "It's hereditary." "So anyway, after this you go to basic flight, which is in Pensacola, right?" "Yeah, Pensacola." "Then we go to Beeville, Texas when I get jets." "So, after that." "Don't you think about..." "I mean, come on." "What's after that?" "Family, kids?" "Do you think about all that?" "No." " Is that what you think about?" " Sometimes." "If I could do a better job than them I'd love it." " What would you do different?" " Everything." "First, I'd marry a man I really loved." "So why did your mom marry this guy if she didn't love him?" "Because my real father wouldn't marry her." " Your real father?" " My real father." "I'll show you my real father." "Pop." "I see your real father was an officer candidate like me." " About 22 years ago." " Jesus!" "No wonder this guy was looking at me funny." "He always looks funny." " It's about time I got back to the wars." " Yeah, I know." "Thank your mom for dinner again, okay?" " Great chicken, huh?" " Yeah, I loved the chicken." "If you get a chance this week, give me a call, okay?" "I'll try." "We have survival training this week, so I can't make any promises." "No promises." "Zack, I didn't have to show you that picture if I didn't want to." " I just wanted to tell you that." " Yeah, I know." " Be careful on that thing." " Yeah." "Are you and Paula still seeing those flight candidates on the base?" "Why?" "Any reason we wouldn't be?" "3:40 p.m. and no word about what you're doing over the weekend." "Hi, I'd like to speak with Zack Mayo." "He's an A.O.C. candidate." "Could you look around for him?" "Tell him it's Paula." "Liberty time, boys and girls." "Fall out!" "Ave, aye, sir!" "Where are you going?" " Seeger, don't forget TJ's." " I won't." "Hey, Mayo, you've got a phone call." "Somebody named Paula." "Tell her I already split." "I see." "Okay." "There comes a time." "Right after survival training, they think they can make it without you." "Suddenly, they stop calling." "Suddenly, they own the goddamn world." "They said that he'd already left." "I don't think that he had." "He hasn't called by now, he isn't going to." "Bunny, why don't you just shut up?" " You don't know so much." " Clock me out, Lynette." "Paula, what are you doing?" "May they all crash and burn." " Paula, wait!" "Where are you going?" " Let me go, Momma." "You're going to the base." "Don't do it." "I love him." "I can't just let him run off." " How are you going to stop him?" " I'll think of a way." " No!" " No?" "Honey, please." "I can't let you do this." "Don't go, baby." "Please, don't go." " What are you crying about?" " Because I know what you're feeling." " What am I feeling?" " Don't do it." "Let him go." " Don't trick him or try to trap him." " I wouldn't do that!" " Yes." " I would never trap him..." "If you go there tonight and find him, you'll say anything, baby." "You will." "And God help you after that." "Momma, you're right." "Daddy, Zack's only two-tenths of a second after the all-time obstacle course record." "He'll break it before he leaves." "You're lucky you weren't in the programme when I was." "You couldn't just quit the way you can now." "When me and my oldest boy went through it, you ended as a swabby if you bilged out." "That's interesting, sir." "You haven't written Susan in three weeks." "We haven't had time to write anybody." "I have written to you only once." "It's incredible." " Right?" " Oh, yeah." " Who is this Susan, anyway?" " It's my girl back home." "I'm marrying her as soon as I get out of here." "She was Tommy's girl." "They were to marry before he got killed." "I guess I didn't tell you because you'd think I was a shit." "I'm not your parents, you know." " Do you love this girl?" " The greatest chick you want to know." "She loves kids." "Works with handicapped kids every afternoon." "That's not what I'm talking about." " I asked you if you loved her." " Everybody loves her." " I'm not going to make it to the reunion." " Why not?" "I'm meeting Lynette over at the Tides." "Best head in 52 states, man." "What can I do?" "No,no,no." "You should have done what I did." "Break it off clean." "Have it done with." "Over." "That's the best." "She was torn up since you didn't call, but I'm not supposed to tell you that." "Women, women, women..." "They always say we'll have a good time, lots of laughs, no problems." "Doesn't work that way, does it?" "Look out, TJ's." "Here I come." "See you later, man." " To survival." " To survival." "In spite of Foley." "Is that your deb over there, Mayo?" "She's pulling rank on you." "She's with a flight instructor." "I'll be back in a minute." "What are you doing here?" "I thought I should see legendary TJ's once before I left here." " Do you come here a lot?" " I come here once in a while." "I'm sorry I didn't call you this weekend." "The whole week has been unbelievable." "It's okay." "How did survival training go?" " I survived." " You survived, obviously." " How was your week?" " It was good." " I'll get a raise next month." " That's great." "Aren't you guys graduating in a couple of weeks?" "Yeah, I'm starting to believe I'm actually going to make it." "You'll make it." "Remember I told you." "You saw it, and it'll happen." "Yeah, you told me." "I have to go." "I have a date." "So..." "Look, there's something I want to..." "What?" "I..." "I want to thank you." "I don't think I would have made it through this crazy thing" "without something to look forward to." " Don't thank me." "I had a good time." "And good luck in Pensacola with your flight training and..." "Get jets, all right?" "I'll see you, Zack." "Jay, give me another one." "In fact, give me the bottle." "Baby doll, come here." "Come over here." "Sit down here for a second." "I'm going to tell you something." "I just had to have one more taste." "Does that stuff come in anything besides strawberry?" "How about if I bring some coconut next time?" "Sid, I really have to go." "Shouldn't you have had your period by now?" "I'm a little late, that's all." " How late are you?" " Why?" "What's the difference?" "If anything was to happen, which I'm sure it's not, it'd be my responsibility." " Exactly how late are you?" " What do you care?" "Suppose I did get pregnant?" "I'd never try to make you do something you didn't want to do." "I know." "That's not the only issue." "There's more to it than that." "What other issue is there, Sid?" "My responsibilities as a father, for one thing." "If I'd got you pregnant, I'd want to do the right thing by you." "I'd pay for the abortion." "I'd be with you through the whole thing, like we'd be going through it together." "So how late are you?" "Let's just wait and see what happens, okay?" "See you later." "I'll call you." "Go." " Go for the record, Mayo!" " This is it, Mayonnaise." "Go." "Go for it, man." "Go get it." " Go, Mayo, push it!" " Get there." "Put your name on that wall!" "Come on, Mike, let's catch that animal!" "Let's do this together, Seeger." " Come on." " Forget it." "Go for the record." "Come on, hurry up!" " Go, go, go!" " Come on, you've got it!" " Get up." " Forget it." "You want jets?" "Then get up!" "You're going over that wall." "Start right here." "Three steps." "Right, left, right." "Hand over hand." "Walk the wall." "Come on, Seeger." "Let's go." "Left, right and pull." "Walk that wall, Seeger!" "Walk it, Walk it!" "Walk the Wall!" "Don't you let go!" "You walk that wall!" "Pull, pull!" "You've got it." "Pull over!" "Pull yourself over!" "Where's Sid?" "Couldn't she be lying?" "She went to the doctor, she had the test, she's pregnant." " Okay, so get an abortion." " I'd love to, believe me." "She won't even talk about it." "She's Catholic." "Sid, you're not going to marry this girl." "She says it's up to me, but if I don't, she'll go off and have the baby." " So what?" "Women do it all the time." " So what?" "I can't let her have a kid by herself." "It's my kid, too." "Are you sure?" "It's mine." "I'm sorry, all right?" "Listen, what if Foley was right?" "If she's trapping you, is it still your responsibility?" "That's not the point." "No matter what, there'd be a child that is mine." "I wouldn't know its name or nothing." "Jesus Christ, is everything your responsibility?" "Sit." "Adjust." "Pray." "Attack." "It's just like your brother getting killed." "It's the same thing with your brother." "Him getting killed instead of you." "Isn't that why you promised to marry Susan?" "Isn't the reason to do everything after some bullshit code of ethics?" "It may be bullshit to you, buddy, but I wasn't raised that way." "We are responsible for the people in our lives." "That is what separates us from the animals." "I'm not like you." "I can't shit all over people and then sleep like a baby." "You have a responsibility to yourself first." "If you can't handle that, you have bigger problems than knocking up a girl!" "Gentlemen, relax." "Without an oxygen mask at 30,000 feet, your insides will feel like this rubber glove." "Your co-ordination will deteriorate, and simple tasks will seem impossible." "Look for the warning signs." "Giddiness, shortness of breath, claustrophobia." "They can hit you at any moment." "When you feel yourself losing control, go back on oxygen." "That's the whole purpose of this drill." "Does everyone understand the exercise?" "Okay, everybody set?" "Let's see a thumbs up, please." "Very good." "Everybody remove your masks, please." "All right." "You can begin the exercises now." "Queen of diamonds." "Nine of diamonds." "If you have any problems, put your mask on." "Or if you have trouble doing that, raise your hand for assistance." "How are you doing, Mayo and Seeger?" "Having trouble?" "Concentrate." "Try to make your palms meet." "Ace of spades." "How are you doing, Worley?" "Worley, are you all right?" " Worley, can you hear me?" " Ace of spades." "Worley, put your mask back on." "Sid, are you okay?" " I got to get out of here..." " Worley, sit down!" "Corpsman, we have a problem." " I've got to get out of here!" " Corpsman, get that mask on." "It's all right, breathe." "Get out of here!" "It's all right." "Mayo, they're watching." "Pressure stabilised in one minute." " Put your masks on." " It's all right." "Nobody's watching." "Stay where you are." "Leave your masks on." "It's okay." "No problem." "He's okay." "Colours!" "Secure the halyard." "Charlie, take care of that." "What's going on?" "You didn't kick him out?" "Didn't he tell you what he's been going through?" "It doesn't matter." "That's the purpose of this zoo." "What does matter is that he freaked out at 25,000 feet." "That can't happen ever." "A pregnant girl is putting him through hell." " That doesn't matter." " What?" "You have two weeks left!" "It could still happen to you, Mayonnaise." "He's not bullshitting you." " I'm talking to you, motherfucker!" " Don't fuck it up for you, man." "What did you call me?" "I thought the D.l. was supposed to help." "What kind of a human being are you?" "Lock it up, or you'll be going home with him." "Zack, go back to the barracks, please." "I don't get this." "He's the best candidate in the class!" "He's the best student, the best leader, the best friend to everybody." " Can't you bend your rules for once?" " He didn't ask me to D.O.R." " I went to him." " What are you talking about?" "I'm glad it's over." "He was right." "I was here for everybody but me." "I was here for my big brother." "Hey, buddy." "Sid, wait a minute." "Sid!" "Request permission to carry on..." " Sir!" " Get the fuck out of here." " Yes, sir." "Keep the change." " Thanks, pal." "Lynette." " Hi, baby." " Hi, Sid." " Come out here." " Where's your uniform?" "Don't worry, just come out here." " Wait." "I look like a mess." " All right, if you don't want it..." "All right." "What?" " Well, if you don't want it..." " What?" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "It's beautiful." "Cost me my whole savings, but I said, "What the fuck"." "Oh, Sid!" " So, does this mean..." " Yes, ma'am!" "That's what it means." " Oh, Sid!" " Let's go to the Justice of the Peace." "I can't wait to tell Paula." "I wonder where we'll be stationed first." "I hope it's Hawaii." "I've always wanted to go there." "We won't be stationed anywhere." "I D.O.R.'ed." " You've what?" " I D.O.R.'ed." "Hell, I was never cut out to be a pilot." "I was faking it, just like everything in my life up to now." "But what would we do?" "Where would we go?" "Oklahoma." "I'll get my old job back at J.C. Penney's." "In two years, I'll be floor manager." "You'll love Oklahoma." "And you and Mom will get along great." "Money might be tight at first, so we'll have to live at home." " It'll work out." " Sid, there is no baby." "What?" "I'm not pregnant." "I got my period this morning." "There's no baby, Sid." "I'll be goddamned." "What do you say we get married anyway?" "I love you." "I don't think I knew that till just now, just this second." "I have never been happier than in these last seven weeks." "I've never felt so relaxed." "I've never felt so loved for who I really am." "Lynette, marry me." "Make me the happiest man in the whole world." "I'm sorry, Sid, but I don't want to marry you." "I really like you, and we've had some really great times, but I thought you understood." "I want to marry a pilot." "I want to live my life overseas." "The wife of an aviator." "Damn you." "God damn you!" "Nobody D.O.R.'s after 11 weeks." "Nobody!" "Hey, ma'am." "Have you seen Paula around?" " Paula!" " Paula!" "I'm looking for Sid." "He D.O.R.'ed and split." "Nobody has seen him since." "I don't know where to look." "Go to Lynette's." " Same room?" " Yes, sir." " Number three." " Yeah, that's the one." " What do you think of this?" " That's nice." "Watch this." "I think you'll like it." "Damn it!" "Oh, shit." "Lynette." " Has Sid been here?" " Already come and gone." " What happened?" " Can you believe it?" "He D.O.R.'ed in the twelfth week." "How can you win?" "Lynette..." "What did you tell him about the baby?" "That there isn't one." "As of today." "I got my period this morning." "I couldn't believe it." "He still wanted to marry me." " And what did you say?" " I said no, of course." "I don't want no Okie from Muskogee." "I get that right here." "You little bitch." "Who the hell do you think you are, playing with people like that?" "He loves you." "You just shit on him." "You made up this whole thing." "There was no baby." "Of course, there was a baby." "I'd never lie about something like that." "Would I, Paula?" "You little cunt." "God help you." " You're no different than I am." " Oh, yes, lam." "Oh, no, you're not." " Let me see if he's here, okay?" " All right." "Hey, Mack, have you seen Sid Worley around here?" "Yeah, he's here." "Sid." "The guy said he just got here." "Sid." "Sid?" "Hey, man." "Sid, are you okay?" " Shit!" " What?" "Oh, God." "Call an ambulance." "Poor Sid." "Oh, my God." "Call an ambulance." "You dumb fucking Okie." "I was your friend." "Why didn't you come and talk to me about it?" "You didn't even try." "You didn't even say goodbye to me." "I spoke to the chaplain at the base." "He said he'd call Sid's parents." "Why can't I learn?" "Just like her, all over again." "Just like her." "Zack, don't do this to yourself." "You didn't kill your mother." "You didn't kill Sid." "They killed themselves." " There's nothing you could've done." " I've got to go." "You want some money to get a cab?" "Something." "I don't..." " I don't deserve that!" " Okay." "All right." "It's not just you who's feeling awful." "Maybe I had something to do with it." "I knew what Lynette was doing, but I didn't say anything." "Look, you've got no problems, all right?" "Another class will come soon, and you two will be back in business." "That's not fair." "I never lied to you." "I never did what Lynette's doing." " I'm not Lynette." " No." "I love you." "I've loved you since I met you." "Don't you understand?" "No!" "I don't want you or anyone to love me." "I just want out!" "I don't know but it's been said" "Air Force wings are made of lead" "Left, right" "Column, right turn!" "I don't know but I've been told" "Navy wings are made of gold" "Platoon, halt!" "This officer candidate requests permission to see you in private, sir." "Mayo, the whole class knows about Candidate Worley." "We're sorry." "I bet you are." " I want to see you in private, sir." " Not now, I'm busy." " Now." " Forward, march!" "Sir, I request permission..." "Left, right, left, right..." "This officer candidate requests permission to see you in private, sir!" "Not now, I'm busy." "So are you, now get cleaned up." "I don't need your shit." "I came back to quit!" "D.O.R.!" "Platoon, halt!" "I don't need you, I don't need the Navy." "I don't need anybody." "Okay, Mayo." "I see what you want." "You said you wanted to meet me in private." "You got it." "The blimp hangar, now!" "Move it!" " You move it." " We're not going there to talk, boy." "Move!" "Fall out." "Fall out!" "This is between me and him." "All right, Mayo." "Let's see what you've got." "I see you've had some training, Mayonnaise." " Come on, Foley." " Lookie, lookie, here." "Your blood is as red as mine, isn't it, Mayo?" "Come on." "Get up!" "You can quit now, Mayo, if you want to." "It's up to you." "Sir, the officers are present." "Will the guests please rise?" "Class 15-81, raise your right hand and repeat after me." "I do solemnly swear." "I will support and defend the constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic..." "I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same." "I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion." "I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter so help me God." "Please, be seated." " Gunnery Sergeant Foley." " Sir." "Well done, Sergeant." "Thank you, sir." "Class 1-5-8-1." " Fall out!" " Aye, aye, sir!" "Foley's Fire-Eaters finally finished!" " I want you to meet my family." " No, I want to get my first salute." "Congratulations, Ensign Chadwick." " Congratulations, Ensign Seeger." " Thank you, sir." "Gunnery Sergeant, Ensign Seeger." "Sir." "Congratulations, Ensign Mayo." " I will never forget you, Sergeant." " I know." "I wouldn't have made this if it weren't for you." "Get the hell out of here." "Thank you, Sergeant." "Congratulations, Ensign Della Serra." "Thank you, Sergeant." "Every time I say, "Understand", I want the whole group to say, "Yes, sir"." " Understand!" " Yes, sir!" "I don't believe what I'm seeing." "Where have you been all your lives?" "Listening to punk rock and bad-mouthing your country, I bet." " Where are you from, boy?" " Tucson, Arizona, sir!" "Only two things come out of Arizona." "Steers and queers." "Which one are you?" "I don't see horns, so you must be queer." "No, sir!" "I expect to lose half of you before I'm finished." "I'll use any means necessary, fair and unfair..." "Turn it, Bunny." "No, back the other way." "Keep going, keep going." "Way to go, Paula!"

"♪ Batman ♪♪" "Sofarwe haveseen asuperinstant mesmerizingdevice." "Achefshatsnatched." "Andtheregoesthe chef." "A hunting hat grabbed." "Andit'sowner,ditto." "Andthemanager ofa silvershop." "Holysombrero!" "Adish." "Ajurybox." "Aha,thethirteenthhat ." "TheMadHatter'splans fortheCapedCrusader." "Anotherdish." "Andanothersnatch." "Aclue?" "Whoknows?" "ThenOctaveMarbotgetsit." "Butsomething'sfishy." "Bam." "Bash." "Crash." "Abucketof instant hardeningplaster." "IsBatmanpermanently plastered?" "Wait,thewildest isyetto come." "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman Batman Batman ♪" "♪ Batman Batman Batman ♪" "♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪" "♪ Batman ♪♪" "Faster, Marbot, faster." "But the cement must be chipped very carefully if you want the mold of the Batman's cowl." "Oh, you can take it apart in sections and glue it back together again to form a mold." "I will not disfigure my friend, the Batman." "Oh, Batman, Batman." "He couldn't possibly be alive inside that plaster shroud." "Hey, boss." "That means he's won't be needing that Batmobile no more." "Good thinking." "It'll make an excellent getaway car." "Go warm it up." "The statue, it's coming alive." "Apple seed!" "Impossible." "It's diabolical." "Curses." "My super mesmerizer is on the brink." "To the Batmobile." "I'll go after them." " After the Mad Hatter." " No, no, Mr. Marbot." "It's too dangerous." " Robin." " Batman." "Robin." "Start her up, Dicer." " Are you alright?" " Never better." "Well, I'm used to seeing you do the impossible." "But getting out of that plaster tomb was impossible." "Much easier that it seemed, Robin." "I simply held by breath." "Holy frog-man!" "Well, we should help MonsieurMarbot clean up this mess." "Oh, no, no, no, Batman." "You saved my life also your own." "That is enough for one day." "Next time you come to pose for me." "We start the statue all over again." "Oui?" "Oui." "The next time I come to pose there won't be any interruptions." "Come on, Robin, we have work to do." "I find being out-maneuvered by the Mad Hatter somewhat irritating." "I know what you mean." "There must be some insidious plan." "Some overall scheme." "Who'd steal five hats and five people with them to gain his nefarious end?" "And what did he mean, when he said my cowl would be his 13th hat?" "Did he say that?" "Yes, when I told him I was on to his masquerade." "I have it, 5 from 13 is 8." "How right you are." "Then he must be planning to snatch eight more hats and eight more people." "Or already has and we don't know about it." "Yes, Batman." "Commissioner, have you any more reports of hat thefts or vanishing people?" "As a matter of fact, yes." "Word is slowly reaching us that six other fine citizens have disappeared in the last few days." "Along with their headwear." "I'll get back to you." "The police department's on it's toes." "Six more kidnappings." "Six, plus the five we know about make eleven." "Your cowl's the 13th, that leaves" "One to go...the 12th." "12 hats, 12 people." "But why, Robin?" "What comes in twelve's?" "Donuts!" "Um, horse power." "Um, amendments." "Mile limits?" "Noon-midnight!" "Oh, that's not quite it." " Twelve." " A dozen?" "Shall we activate the bat computer?" "That sounds like a good idea." "Feed it a question about dozens." "A dozen, a collection of 12 such as a dozen men or women." "Or...a dozen men and women!" "A jury, jurors!" "Of course, Robin, that's what he was after the 12 hats of the jury that convicted him." "And the jurors, Madam Magda, the chef, the fire chief they were all on that jury." "How could I have been so stupid?" "Oh no, Batman, you've been pretty busy." "One hat left, the key that will hoist our opponent on his own petard!" "Yes, I-I realize that." "Charlie, hold on a second, will you please?" "Yes, Batman." "We maybe on to something important, commissioner." "I need the names of the 12 jurors on Mad Hatter's trial." "Yes but it may take a little while, I'll call you back." "Right." "Ahem, I thought I might find you here, sir." "Yes, Alfred." "It's Mrs. Cooper, sir." "Dinner's almost ready and she wondered if you and Master Robin were back from uh.." "...sighting that fork tailed petrel and black-footed albatross, sir." "Tell her we just got back, but we may be taking off again." "Oh dear me, how I wish I'd put it, sir?" "Yes, commissioner." "Uh, Batman, I have the jury list here, what did you want to know?" "I'd like the name of the 12th juror, the last one." "The 12th huh?" "Uh..." "Turkey Bowinkle?" "Oh, he owns the Bowinkle's Bowl-O-Drome." "Have you a record of Bowinkle's hat being stolen recently?" "Or of Bowinkle being stolen?" "'No, we have no report of that.'" "Good." "I'll call you later." "Alfred, tell Mrs. Cooper that we called from Slater Sleuth.." "'...and that we sighted some night flying birds.'" "And tell her we'll be late for dinner." "Very good, sir." "On second thought, Alfred, tell her, you'll be late for dinner." " 'Me, sir?" "'" " The 12th juror is Bowinkle." "Turkey Bowinkle." "He owns a bowling alley." " A bowler!" " Precisely." "What more fitting head piece for the mad hatter to steal." "Our job is to get Alfred there before our cunning adversary and use the 12th hat to trap him once and for all." "Me, sir?" "Our cunning antagonist knows we're after him, Alfred." "We must do nothing to excite attention." "I want you take this, bat-homing transmitter." "'Pay a call on Turkey Bowinkle, at the Bowl-O-Drome.'" "'I want you to place it in his hat before it's snatched.'" "That way we'll be able to trace him with a homing receiver in the Batmobile." "If I maybe allowed, sir." "Roger!" "Bowinkle?" "It's just a family name." "That's what I thought." "You see, I specialize in Genealogy." "Ghosts?" "Family trees." "When I ran across your name in the book, I was fascinated." "Turkey Bowinkle hmm." "'You doubt if it has a distinguished pedigree?" "'" "I got license to run this joint, if that's what you mean?" "Now, tell me.." "...perhaps if you have some records of your family lineage.." "...in your office, hmm?" "All I got in my office is my hat." "Your.." "Well.." "...maybe that could tell me something." "It's just a little hat." "You never can tell Mr. Bowinkle." "What maybe useful in tracing a person's descent." "Descent?" "It ain't no descent to run a bowling alley." "I mean, family descent." "The natural order of succession from one's ancestors." "Or even older forms." "Monkeys?" "Sorry buddy." "Turkey ain't no handle handed down from my grandpa." "It's a nick name, in the lingo of ten pins.." "..it means three strikes." "And Bowinkle means..." "Bowinkle." "Now, nevertheless I would like to take a look at that hat." "Perhaps the uh, the head size might prove informative." "Seven and five eighth's." "That put an extra limb on the family elm?" "That's Bowinkle at the counter with the old guy." "Butter him up, find out where the hat is, signal me and keep him occupied." "Whatever your say, Jervis." "Yes, ma'am." "Mr. Bowinkle, I'm from 'Male Modes'." "Yeah?" "It's a magazine, devoted men's fashion." "Oh." "I'm sure you'll be glad to know you're this week's prize winner." "The best headed man in Gotham City." "And what is this?" "Thought that old bowl attracted so much attention before." " And this man here" " I really must be going." "It's been pleasant talking to you." "Perhaps we can go into your bloodline some other time." "Your bloodline?" "That sounds icky." "Just some cook." "Anyway, Mr. Bowinkle.." "...I hoped you would extend me the courtesy of an interview." "Sure, shoot." "Where is the prize winning little head piece right now?" "Right now, I figure it's upstairs on my desk." "Waitin'." "Not knowin' it's headed for fame and fortune." "Thank you." "'Why me lady?" "'" "'There must be lot more with fancy ol' bonnets' 'than an ol' bowler?" "'" "Well, how 'Male Modes' selects it's weekly winners is of course our secret." "But I suspect your virile charm had something to do with it." "Yeah?" "Well, maybe that virile charm would like to buy you something." "What would you like?" "On the house." "Who let you out of the jug?" "What're you doin' with my hat?" "That's it, Lisa, get lost." "Just repaying old debts, Mr. Bowinkle." "It took unanimous vote of that jury to send me up the river." "Yeah, well, I'm casting another ballot right now." "Do you usually carry a homing bat transmitter in your bowler, Mr. Bowinkle?" "I don't know how that thing got in there." "I think I do." "And I think Batman will end up in my hat factory after all." "What's Batman got to do with it?" "SotheMadHatter getshis12thjuror." "Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful!" "Imagine, shearing Batman like a rabbit." "Or stretching him into any form I wish." "Or shrinking him and sizing him." "Why, I.." "...I'll make him into a sun bonnet." "Or a ten gallon hat or a fizz." "A fizz.." "...yes a fizz, I'll dye him red." "I'll buy myself a camel and go riding off into the desert." "Wearing a tribal chieftain's flowing robes.." "...and Batman on my head." "He's flipped his lid." "'What're you mumbling about?" "'" "My idle flights of fancy?" "My little day dreams?" "Do nothing more than that believe me" "I'm a very practical man." "I already have my 12 jurors' hats and my 12 jurors." "All I need now..." "is Batman's cowl." "And the caped crusader out of the way." "And my job will be complete." "Yeah, but when do we eat?" "'When I'm paid my fabulous ransom.'" "Imagine a vouz." "Owning the Gothsonian institution's priceless collection of Presidential head gear." "Ooh!" "I think it's high time the rightful owners of those hats were wearing them." "Yeah but the real jury's still out." "Turkey's bowler can't be far from here." "The hideout must be in this old warehouse." "Call, Commissioner Gordon tell him we found the Mad Hatter's lair." "It's working, they found us." "Just like I planned." "It's a long way up." "'You're right.'" "Stand clear." "They're climbing up the wall." "Places, everyone." "What a pleasant surprise awaits them." "Gosh, Batman, you'd think we were human flies." "That's all in the game, Robin." "That sure is one way of looking at it." "I'm extremely sorry about all these citizens." "We meet again, dynamic duo." "But I fear for the last time." "Your little game of hide and seek is over." " Very clever Mr. Tetch." " Oh, you were the clever one." "I might not have been able to lure you here without your homing bat transmitter in Mr. Bowinkle's hat." "Holy bowler!" "And now, caped crusader you will take off your cowl and hand it over." "Then you will sit for your photograph for all the world to see." "After that I'll take you on a personally conducted tour of my hat factory." "I'll have to be dead before you get my cowl." "Then, we'll start with the hat factory." "Straight ahead please." "Turn on the machine, Dicer." "You may find that it's smarts a bit to be shown, Batman." "Until you lose consciousness, of course." "Sorry, I'm late Jervis, but I needed a pedicure." "The girl from Antis." "Up to her pretty neck in evil." "You're just in time." "Batman and Robin are about to undergo a treatment" "I usually reserve for rabbits, musk rats and beavers." "Jervis, how droll." "'Do get on with it though.'" "'Then perhaps you can take me out for a bite to eat.'" "You heard the lady." "Would you like to walk into the factory under your own power or would you like a shot or two to help?" "Put him on the conveyor belt." "Batman!" "Help!" "I suppose he's passed the acid test, Robin." "That'll keep him out mischief for a while." "And what plans do you have for me, Batman?" "That's up to the courts to decide, young lady." "In the meantime, help us find those missing jurors." "Whatever you say, I'll show you where they are." "I hope we're not too late, Batman." "But we had a difficult time findin' this place." "Oh, that's alright, gentlemen." "I'm happy to report that the treacherous schemes of the Mad Hatter have been knocked completely.." "...into a hat." "Eighty five dollars?" "Oh, Bruce, it's sweet of you to get me a birthday present." "But I hat's a hat." "No, Mrs. Cooper, had is not a hat." "The hat is a memory." "Tea at Gladridge's, Gaundalein, Venice?" "The hat is a romance, the first time he smiled at you." "The night he kissed you." "The hat is an experience." "Well, when you put it that way" "I guess $85 isn't too much." "I thought you'd agree." "It was so nice of you to bring Mrs. Cooper in, Mr. Wayne." "But, I'm just sorry I'm a little shorthanded today." "My favorite sale girl disappointed me bitterly." "She was mixed up with that miserable Jervis Tetch." "To put your mind at ease, Madame Magda." "I had lunch with the city attorney today." "He tells me that the Mad Hatter won't bother you anymore he and his gang are safely behind bars and the judge should give them a stiff sentence." "Would you put that on my bill, please?" "Thank you, Madame Magda." "What's wrong, Bruce?" "It's funny, I.." "...when I came in here, I could swear I was wearing a hat." "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Batman ♪" "♪ Na-na na-na na-na na-na na ♪" "♪ Batman ♪♪"

"¶ I may not always love you ¶" "¶ but as long as there are stars above you ¶" "¶ you never need to doubt it ¶" "¶ I'll make you so sure about it ¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶" "¶ if you should ever leave me ¶" "¶ well, life would still go on, believe me ¶" "¶ the world could show nothing to me ¶" "¶ so what good would living do me?" "¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶" " ¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶ - ¶ God only knows ¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶" " ¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶ - ¶ God only knows ¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶" " ¶ God only knows what I'd be without you ¶ - ¶ God only knows ¶" "¶ God only knows what I'd be without you. ¶" "hello." "I'm your blackfoot casino bus-riding hostess." "Sit back and enjoy the ride." "May I confirm your hotel reservation, arrange for a bouquet in your room?" "Tony Orlando is playing in the lounge." "Perhaps a front-row table?" "It's not exactly an original idea." "There's buses to ferry the willing to the casinos in wendover, but we're going to give ours the Mormon twist." "Box lunches, jell-o, egg said and your choice of two tasty casseroles." "This is great, Bill, smart and inventive." "If we give red line the exclusive, they'll commit to running shuttles 24-7." "Hostesses included." "And our financial progress... where are we on that front?" "Don?" "Our loan application is before the bank." "I'd be surprised if we don't hear back in a couple days... our package is that strong." "And with the bank's letter of intent, we're off to see the federal tribal gaming commission for approval." "Well, as you know, I had my doubts about you two, and I'm happy to have been proven wrong." "Sparkling cider." "Thank you." "To the meeting of great minds." "Ahh!" "I don't understand why she hasn't said yes." "We would be saving her soul." "This is a big decision, Nicki." "It would be nice to take some of the pressure off Margie and me to keep having babies." "Oh, that horrible hair." "Oh, I know why she did it." "She wants to be me is why." " Who was that, honey?" " It was Joey." "Since Roman can't go back to the compound, he's moved into a motel here in the city." "Really?" "Does Nicki know?" "I'm not sure." "The trial really shook her up." "She said yes!" "She's gonna say yes!" "Margie!" "Ana!" "Is it true?" "Will you marry us?" "Yes, Bill." "Yes!" "L..." "I was going to tell you when we got home." "So when should we do this?" "Tonight." "Tonight?" "The wedding?" "Sarah has work." "Oh." "This afternoon." "3:30?" "How's 3:30?" "Do you, sister mesovich, take brother Henrickson, to be his wedded wife, to hearken unto him as he hearkens to the lord, for all time and eternity, in the presence of God, angels and these witnesses," "of your own free will and choice?" "Yes." "By virtue of the holy priesthood vested in me," "I now pronounce you, Bill, and you, Ana, husband and wife for all eternity, and seal upon you the blessings of the holy resurrection, honor, glory, immortality and everlasting lives." "In the name of the father and of the son and of the holy ghost," " amen." " Amen." "Amen." "Go ahead and kiss your new bride, Bill." "Congratulations, Bill." "Mom?" "Hey, I gotta go." "I gotta get back to work." "I need to run out for a few minutes." "I've got a meeting at 4:30." "Congratulations, Ana." "You want to ride together?" "Good deal." "Congratulations." "Well, first thing, everyone:" "I discussed this with Bill and then Ana, and it makes better sense to have her here closer to us all instead of her apartment." "That's great." "I agree." "So until something permanent can be worked out," "Ana's going to be living with me in this house." "L..." "I should go pack." "You discussed this with Bill and Ana?" "Did I miss something?" "I don't see why she can't live in her own apartment, at least until she starts having children." " Or with me." " This was just housekeeping." "It didn't occur to me that anyone would care." "And Bill decided the matter in his wisdom, so I guess that's that." "Shouldn't we have talked about this at least?" "Welcome to my world." "Ted, I'm sorry I'm late." "I'm pulling in now." "The elevator's unlocked." "Come on up." "You look at that legislation closely, it's... it's broad, it's overreaching." "You're trying to ban all gambling-like businesses, well, what doesn't that include?" "Church bingo?" "All I'm asking for here is a fair shake, Bob." "And what would that look like?" "Bury the bills." "Send them back to committee for further study before reporting them out." "If the bills would benefit from further study, then that would be the prudent thing to do." "Sure." "Bob, thank you so much for taking the time." "We're not in session for another three weeks." "Bill, a pleasure." "Likewise." " We'll talk." " Mm-hmm." "Thanks, Ted." "I'm grateful to you for doing this." "No problem." "I have to ask you:" "What made you change your mind?" "I need you to help me." "An associate of mine is a collector." "He's in the process of buying a certain historical document from somebody from juniper creek." " What document?" " About the mountain meadows incident." "Apparently it implicates salt lake city in the massacre." "The seller had dropped the document off to the authenticators, but then he got skittish." "Who's selling these documents?" "Albert Grant." "My Albert Grant is doing business with one of your friends?" "Yes." "And when he told me, I thought, "my brother-in-law knows him."" "You're a member of his family, Bill." "You know how he operates." "Get him to come to the table." "I'm sorry, Ted." "I'm no longer doing business with the grants." "Let me put it differently:" "Do you think we'll be able to help each other?" "Provided lb 21 and lb 22 are going to die a slow bureaucratic death." "Well, you heard Bob." "Consider it done." "Next time you want something from me, Ted, just ask me plain and simple." "That's the pleiades." "And what's that there?" "I think that's cassiopeia." "There's orion's belt right there, which means there's the north star." "Do you see it?" "Oh, look over there..." "a shooting star!" " Where?" " Here." "Hey, can I ask you, what made you say yes?" "When you were deciding, you really had me sweating bullets there for a while." "There was something that attracted me to you and your wives, Bill:" "The way your love is so generous and so giving." "And I want to be a part of it, of what you have." "And now you are... wife." "And now I am, husband." "Oh, my gosh." "This is no dream!" "This is really happening!" "Oh, my gosh." "Oh, golly gee!" "This is horrible!" "It's disgusting!" "It's so perverted." "Is that her..." "blood on her nipple?" "It's the devil." "Her husband's making her have sex with the devil?" "This movie should be banned." "No one should see this." "Sarah, so I'm scamming mom's car and franky and I are road-tripping to the compound." "Okay, where's the thing?" "Franky... franky really wants to go." "Come with us, please?" "Where?" "The compound." "We have plans with Donna." "Come on, come." "It's an adventure." "Okay." "Sarah!" "What are you, crazy?" "It's dangerous!" "They're all robots." "Who knows what could happen up there?" "It's fun." "It's like a carnival." "There's, like, reporters and TV people from all over the place." "Your parents are going to kill you if they find out." "You know what?" "I don't particularly care what my parents think at the moment." "I can take care of myself." "I'm going." "Yes!" "Excuse me, but that's my chair." "Oh, I'm sorry." "I didn't know." "Of course not." "How could you have?" "Um, Barb?" "Oh, for goodness' sakes." "Nicki, it's only a chair." "Well, if it's only a chair, then why don't you give Ana yours?" "Ana?" "First order of business:" "Grocery shopping for Ana's reception." " You have these meetings every week?" " Every day." "Is this a problem?" "No." "No problem." "Haa!" "What is that?" "In honor of Ana." "It's her first wives' meeting and I wanted to make it special." "Cherry pie is what I ate the first time we met." "Remember, Ana?" " I do, Margie." " We don't eat during our meetings." " Well..." " well, we don't." "In any case, shopping, Ana's reception." " I'll do it." " Oh!" "Barb usually assigns us our duties." "Assigns?" "I'm gonna go get some plates." "I'll give you a hand, if that's all right with everybody." "Assigns?" "It's a little like being in the army, isn't it?" "Oh, only if you let it be." "Barb and Nicki like things all regimented." "I just play along because it's not important to me who sits where." "Just out of curiosity, Ana, did you ask to live with Barb or did she ask you?" "Barb suggested it." " Why?" " No reason." "It's just you don't have to live with her if you don't want to." "You totally have a choice." "For instance, you could, if you wanted to, live with me." "I'm not sure, Margie." "When Barb came to me, it sounded like such a good idea." "Oh, it is." "It is." "But my house?" "Better idea." "Barb likes things a little particular, and it takes a while to get used to that." "Believe me, I know." "Think about how much fun we'd have." "But I don't want to hurt Barb's feelings." "Oh, you wouldn't be!" "Trust me." "I'll talk to Bill." "Kathy, it's Bill." "Is Joey there?" "Certainly, Bill." "Let me get him." " Joey!" " Kathy, wait." "How are you?" "How are you doing?" "Do you think you're going to be able to put all this with Roman and the trial behind you?" "A guilty man walked free..." "that's how I'm doing." "Yeah, a guilty man walked free." "Here's Joey." "It's Bill." "Hey, Bill." "I got mom set up in one of don's apartments downtown." "Good." "Dad's still looking for her" " and things couldn't be worse over here." " How are you?" "We're okay so far." "Alby's turning the compound into a police state, Bill." "He's instituted a curfew, deputized a new security force." "He's harassing outsiders." "Everyone is being turned away." "He's probably afraid Roman's going to make a grab for power." "So why are you letting Nicki go to this powwow?" "I wouldn't do that if I were you." "What are you talking about?" "What powwow?" "You don't know about this?" "At Roman's motel." "We'll be lucky to get out of here without our throats being slit." "We should have killed him when we had the chance." " I told you." " Hello, sisters." "Alby, what's going on?" "Mama just said show up or I'm dead." "We're the prodigals summoned for a special audience." "Papa has a list of traitors." "He's planning his punishment." "What did you do, Nicki?" "Nothing, evie!" "Not a thing." "Albert, imagine in what esteem the compound would hold you and your warm-hearted wife were I to reveal how tenderly you ministered to me while I was close to death." "I'm a registered nurse, father Roman." " I cared for you the best way... - lura." "Why don't you imagine, papa, how your acolytes would respond if they learned how mama recently tried to test the limits of my mortality?" "And let us all be mindful of where the alleged incident, of which I know nothing about, took place." "Tap tap tap." "So... are you going to openly defy me or not?" "Nicolette." "Can't we all just get along?" "You served me so faithfully during my trial." "Perhaps I might one day have to share that fact with your husband." "Papa." "If only so he might know what a dutiful wife he's married." "It's a new dawning, my children." "All past transgressions can and will be forgiven provided all sinners fall in line." "Understood?" "My favorite thing about that part of the adriatic where the river meets the sea is when you dive in and the water touches your lips." "Ahh!" "And you expect it to be so deep, but it's not." "I've always dreamed of going on a Cruise one day... to the caribbean, or... or maybe up to alaska." " Have you traveled a lot?" " Mmm, some." "Not as much as I would have liked." "There is still time." "We can travel together." "Oh, Ana, that would..." "I would love that." "See, that's what I'm talking about." "With you here," "I feel as if I have a true friend now in this marriage." "You have Nicki and Margie." "I do, and I love them, but they're my sisters, not my friends." "There's a difference." "Do you know what I mean?" "Barb, Margene asked me to live with her." "She said we would have more fun." "Oh." "What did you say?" "I didn't know what to say." "She caught me by surprise." "What do you want to do?" "This is where most of the family activity happens," " in this house, right?" " Yes." "All right." "Then this is where I want to be." "I don't want to get lost in the shuffle." "I don't want to be left out." "So we're still in agreement then?" "We are." "I'll talk to Margie." "Oh, no no." "No, don't." "I'll talk to Bill." "To Bill?" "Why?" "Well, there's a way things are done in this marriage." "There's a system." "Don't worry about a thing." "You just be ready to move tomorrow." "So we can all move forward as one." "Amen." "Nicki, what in the "h" are you doing here?" "I thought you were done playing these games with your father." "I had to come here to protect us, protect our family." " I had to find out where we stood." " And?" "My father has bigger fish to fry." "He's trying to coerce Alby back into submission." "Go home." "We'll talk later." "Alby, I want five minutes." "I want to know where you've been getting these documents you've been selling." "I don't want to talk to you, Bill." "I'm through being dragged into your battles." "No, you owe me for leaving me high and dry at the courthouse." "Where are you getting the documents?" "I've been collecting them from the faithful and selling them only to replenish the compound's coffers, which are empty thanks to my father's gross mismanagement." "Then why not complete this mountain meadows deal?" "I didn't like the buyer's attitude." "He didn't speak to my husband with respect." "Well, the buyer's a friend of my brother-in-law Ted and Ted's asked me to intercede." "My my, is there any pie Bill Henrickson doesn't have his finger in?" "Alby, I know these people:" "They're bottom-liners." "If you tell me what you need, I'll make it happen." "Let me try and help you." "Maybe I can even get them to goose up whatever the original offer was." "Yes." "A penalty for disrespect." " Hi, sweetie." " Ana wants to live with me." "She told me." "She thinks..." "and I agree with her... it makes more sense." "Ana said that?" "Well, I can't remember who said what exactly, but Bill, really, I have nell now and she's teething." "It would be such a help to have Ana with me." "Barb called me about this already, Margene." "And besides the fact that it's been decided, we don't want to turn Ana into a glorified nursemaid." "What is the deal, anyway?" "Why is Barb suddenly obsessed with Ana?" "I don't get it." " Is she mad at me?" " Honey, I want Ana to feel as welcome and as settled and as integrated as quickly as possible." "Ultimately, I know you do too, so... let me thinkbout this one, okay?" "Mm-hmm." "What's up?" "L..." "I gave my notice." "They asked for two weeks, but I... what is it?" "What's wrong?" "I lose one case and you're bailing?" "It's more problems with my family." "I'm sorry, Mr. Henry." "Me too." "I enjoyed my time here." "What?" "Nothing." "I can't wait." "We're gonna be on TV." "We're gonna be on "entertainment tonight." they do come, right?" "Yeah, sometimes." "Once or twice, I think." ""Entertainment tonight" is so not coming to the compound." "Whatever, bamm-bamm." "I'll just work on my tan." "Back at the house, you called me wicked." "Why'd you do that?" "Because that's what you are." "It's not your fault." "The world's a wicked place." "If you don't believe in uncle Roman, then how can you resist satan's temptations?" "Now that Ana is a spouse," "I want to show her that we deal with issues in our marriage openly and as they arise." "For instance, this question about where she's going to live." "It's n a question;" "it's whatever Ana wants." "Absolutely right..." "whatever Ana wants." "For the most part, however, her physical, emotional and intellectual well-being and her spiritual development are my responsibility first and foremost." "Now she could live here with you, Barb, or she could live with you, Margie, at your house." "Neither of those options feel fair to Nicki." "You and Ana know each other the least." "She should move in with you." "Why am I the one being punished?" "No one's being punished." "This is the perfect opportunity for the two of you to bond." "Can we put this to a vote?" " Don't you do that?" " Not this time." "look, I'm asking you, honey, to trust me on this one." "Guys, I want to try this arrangement and see how it works." "And if need be, we'll reevaluate it at a later date." "Wait, I'm confused." "Our credit and our financials are impeccable." "Yes, but there are other issues at play here, Mr. Henrickson." "There are community standards to consider." "It's the bank's responsibility to the community." "Meaning?" "There is such a thing as fiscal morality." "Why don't you just speak plainly?" "Tolerating gambling among the faithful is one thing, gentlemen;" "structuring an entire business model to exploit that weakness in I.d.s. Families is something else entirely." "Your plans and proposals for your casino may be sound, but the principles behind them are cynical." "That's your personal opinion or the bank's?" "I'm sorry." "Your loan application is denied." "This place is awful, but I'm still glad I'm not at the house." "My dad took a fourth wife." "What?" "When?" "Yesterday in the backyard." "Four mothers and a baby of my own." "I'm no different than her." "I came here thinking that I would feel superior." "I thought it would make myself feel better." "Sarah!" "I can't believe that this is my life." "In your heart of hearts, what do you want to do with your baby?" "Don't think;" "just answer." "Keep it." "Oh my God, I said, "keep it."" " Dude, you're crazy!" " I'm gonna go to my mom's." "What?" "I want to see her before it gets too late." "Um, your mom's gone." "Your dad sent her away, man, for whacking him with a shovel." "Franky!" "Franky!" "Where's he going?" "Ben!" "I'll be back." "Just stay here, okay?" "Thank you, girls." "You told me you'd be here half an hour ago." "Oh, I'm sorry, Nicki." "I had to finish taping up some of my boxes." "You're going to have to learn:" "This is a big family." "We're all very busy people, so we have to be respectful of each other's times and commitments." "This is all your fault, Barb." "You can spread out in my nook for the time being." "Barb says you have a spare bedroom upstairs." "Oh, I just fixed that up for my crafts." "But I cleaned out a drawer for you to put your things in." "No, they're not!" "Nicki, no offense, but screw your drawer and screw your nook." "I need my own room with an actual door that closes." "We don't use that kind of language in this house." "Bill!" "It is a colossal mistake to inflict Nicki upon Ana in this way." "She'll scare her off the way she almost scared me off." "Ana's a big girl." "She can handle herself in a pickle." "This was a wives' issue." "You shouldn't have gotten involved." "You both came to me and asked me to make a decision and I made it." "And frankly, Barb, I wish you had handled it in a way that everyone's feelings were respected." "That's right!" "You've abused your authority." "Now hold on, I exercised my authority." "Wait wait!" "I know you're talking about me!" "All we're saying, Nicki, is that" "Ana needs to be eased into the family delicately right now." "Which is what I'm trying to do... show Ana how it works when there are more than two people in a marriage." "The point is, occasionally, without meaning to," " you can just be the tiniest bit... - extremely abrasive!" "Well, no one mollycoddled me when I came into the family." "I mean, who knew Ana was such a delicate blossom?" "I mean, she looks pretty sturdy to me." "All right, Nicki, that's enough." "No, it is not!" "You should hear the mouth on her..." "like a sailor." "I'm trying to keep this family moving forward, and she's... she's pushy, she's willful and she refuses to submit." "Yes." "And she is now sealed to us and we all made that decision as one." "Everyone's voice was heard, and we all need to fit in," "Ana included." "So get used to her, Nicki." "The sooner, the better." "Me?" "What about those two?" "Them too... everyone." "This isn't a sorority house or some high-school clique." "With all due respect, Bill, we added a new wife to the mix, not a new husband, and it's gonna be fine." "Of course it is." "But you have to understand, there's going to be growing pains for us all." "It's only natural." "So I would appreciate it if you kept the finger-wagging to a minimum while we all sort this out." "Fine." "Done." "But I don't want to hear any more nonsense about it." "Ana is my top priority right now." " Bill?" " Ana." "I want my own house." "It's not right for me to be living with one of your other wives." "I've decided..." "I need my own place." "Sure, sweetheart, I understand." "And as soon as something opens up on the block, I'll make it happen." "Okay?" "Is this how it always is?" "Define "always."" "When you married Nicki, when you married Margene, was it also this tense?" "There's always something to be negotiated." "Every wife is different." "Every marriage is." " So this feels right to you?" " What, our marriage?" "Yes, absolutely." "It feels very right to me." "I still want my own house." "Oh, Ana, you're one of my wives now and I'm the one who decides when the time is right for making a big decision like buying a new house." "I can help with the down payment, if that's a concern." "I have savings." "Well, technically, we're supposed to pool all our money together." "What do you mean?" "Well, any income we make as individuals goes into a common pot." "What?" "Even my tips from the diner?" "Technically speaking." " No!" " Yes." " No." " Yes." "No!" "My tips are my tips!" " Mine!" "No communal pot." " Hey." "And I'm telling you right now:" "Ana mesovich needs her own house, on the block or off the block." "I could apply to a.s.u. I mean, I don't think their deadline's passed yet." "And if you got in, we could live together." " We could do that." " They have suites in the dorms for families." "That totally makes sense." "Yeah, schools have suites for families." "Of course they do." "And we could be one... a family... the three of us." " Yeah." " Yeah." "And I could take morning classes;" "you could take evening ones." "That way there'd always be somebody to watch the baby." "My baby." "My baby!" "Oh my God." "You're pregnant?" "Maybe." "Oh my God, don't make any rash decisions." "When you're ready, I know a good clinic you could go to." "Alby's God squad." " What?" " It's Alby's God squad!" "We're not supposed to be here." " Run!" " Run where?" " Ahh!" "Don't move!" " Hey, wait for us!" " Come back here!" "Oh my God, Sarah, I think they have guns." "Does your father know you're here?" "What happened to my mom?" "Oh, come in." "Hurry now." "Well, you too." "What are you, slow, boy?" "She's in nicaragua... an encampment in the mountains." "Is there a number I can call?" "Only Frank knows where she's staying." "So we'll wait and ask him." " You don't understand." " He's my grandfather." " If we talk to him respectfully..." " you should leave right now out the back door." "Oh oh oh!" "Isn't this a pairing?" "Curly and the sex maniac!" "Thick as thieves." "Where did you send my mother?" "Careful." "You're putting your head in the lion's mouth." "Get my eggs." "He just wants to make sure his mom is okay." "I told him..." "I said it would be okay." "Did you now?" "Where is she?" "I actually have a more interesting question... for you, curly:" "Where's your granny at?" "You know, don't you?" " No, I don't." " Yes, you do." "And about franky's mother?" "Only a coward..." "only a truly evil person would keep a mother and her son apart." "Aww!" "Look who's finally got some spunk!" "Lo and behold, maybe some of my blood does run through your veins." "That's how it goes sometimes... skips a generation." "Tell me where she is!" "You know what?" "I might have told you because I'm a compassionate man, but curly here is refusing to budge, so I'm refusing to budge." "You, son, have just lost any chance you ever had of me ever telling you where your useless mother is." "Get out!" "You're beyond redemption." "You're beyond salvation!" "So Ana wants her own house." "Did you know that?" "Yes, I did." "So I was thinking... for the good of the family," "I was thinking that" "Ana uid take my house." "Well, that's very generous of you, Margie," " but then where would you live?" " With you, of course!" "Oh, Margie." "Think about it." "It'd be just like it used to be when we all lived together." "Remember?" "It could be so much fun." "Margie, honey, I don't think so." "I don't think that would work." "Well, why not?" "Well, for one, that would be a stretch, but I could make room for Ana." "But if we're talking about you and nell and the boys, and... don't you want to live with me?" "L... forget it." "It was such a dumb idea." "Margie, wait." "Margie." "God, what was that?" "I don't know!" "You guys, I'm telling you:" "The car's the other way!" "I can't get a signal." "Can you guys get a signal?" " This place is satanic." " Yeah, no shit, sherlock." "Oh my God, you guys!" "Someone's coming." "Someone's following us." "Ah!" "It's a dead end!" "We're trapped!" "I wanna get out of here!" "I don't want to die here!" " We're not gonna die!" " Shh shh shh." "Shh." "The car's this way." "We've been waiting." "I came back to lead you out." "It's Ray Henry." "I'm not calling you from work or from a work phone or as your boss." "I'm calling you as someone who likes you and considers you a friend." "Don't quit, okay?" "Come back." "We're really missing you here." "And I don't just mean the office." "I mean I'm really missing you." "Call me." "Bill says we should bond." "You and me?" "Strike!" "Well done." "I can't believe you of all people drink." "I don't!" "All right, maybe once or twice." "But absolutely not a drop when you're pregnant, Ana." "Of course I wouldn't, Nicki." "To marriage." "To motherhood." "Nicki, are you expecting?" "No, but I'm trying." "I'm trying really hard." "Soon, I bet." "You know, Ana, the bond between sister-wives is unlike anything else." "It runs deeper than blood." "Eventually there are no secrets... nothing that can't be shared." "Barb, Margie and I... but especially Barb and I..." " we're like this." " Really?" "'Cause Barb seems... please don't say anything to anyone about this, because I'm not sure... but Barb seems a little lonely to me." "Huh?" "I felt it a little bit at first, and then more when she started talking how she wanted us to do everything together... go shopping, make schedules... just the two of you?" "Oh, it was like she wanted me to be... her lieutenant or something." "You?" "Her lieutenant?" "Maybe I'm misinterpreting." "I don't... that's what it seemed like." "It's me, Mr. Henry, calling to say... to say that it's such a real pleasure working for you," "Mr. Henry... a real real pleasure." "And I've... ahem..." "I've decided that I want to come back to work for you to continue my... pleasure." "Ben." "Get up." "Franky, what..." " what time is it?" " It's early, Ben." "I'm going." "I have to." "What?" "Going where?" "To nicaragua." "I'm going to find my mother." "Nica... what?" "Wait, that's nuts." "Do you even know where that is?" "Jodean gave me the number of a woman I could call." "Wait." "Just let me talk to my dad first." "What did you think, Ben?" "That I was gonna move in?" "That we were gonna be brothers?" "You were gonna save me?" "There's no hope for me here." "Just don't tell your dad I left, okay?" "And especially don't tell Sarah." "Promise?" " Franky..." " thank you, Ben." "Thank you for the prom, man." "That was a really great night." "No." "No bother, celeste." "I'm so glad you called." "Yes, I will call everyone on the phone tree and give them the good news." "Uh-huh." "All right, well bye-bye to you too." "What?" "The tie?" "That was my girlfriend from eagle forum." "The anti-gaming bills are out of committee and very much alive." "Ted lied to you." "I've got to make some calls." "I'll be back in a couple of hours." "Okay, so get this..." "get a nice hold." " Okay." "This... yeah." " And there... yeah." "I feel like a child in the sandpit." "I know!" "Look at them." "They're so... close." "You'd think they've been best friends forever." "I've noticed that too." "Who knew Barb could be so..." "so fickle." "It's like she doesn't even care about us anymore." "Well, she's never had my best interests at heart." "That's now plain as day." "But you..." "I think it must be because you're growing into your own." "I've sure been trying to." "You're slipping from her control." "I bet that's why she hates your hair." "I knew it." "I knew she hated it!" "I mean, you should hear her go on and on, all because you didn't ask her first." "Well, why should I have?" "It's my hair, it's my choice." "Completely." "And those azaleas that she planting for Ana's reception?" " What color did we want?" " White!" " But Barb wanted magenta." " Even though it was two against one." "And... white's Ana's favorite color." " It is?" "How did you know that?" " She told me." "And what's worse..." "Barb knew and she still planted magenta." "I can't believe she planted magenta azaleas when she knew Ana wanted white." "Who does that?" " Where's the document?" " It's with Alby." "He's waiting with it in my car with my partner." "What's the problem?" "You want to believe the best in people." "You want to believe people can change." "Neither you nor hayes has done anything about the anti-gambling bills." "They're nowhere near being sunk." "Obviously there's some confusion, there's some miscommunication." "You give us time... don't insult my intelligence." "Barb heard something from one of her eagle forum friends and I did a little double-checking." "I'm telling you:" "We're working on this, Bill." "That's great, but the terms of the deal have changed." "The price of Alby's document has gone up." "Oh, terrific." "So now you're jerking me around?" "Well, forget it." "No way." "You're going to grind those bills into dust." "Then you're going to pick up the phone and call garnett national bank corporate headquarters." "Surely a man like you knows an officer." "What are you driving at?" "In this city, there's a certain interrelationship between the church and the business community." "You travel in both circles." "There's a loan at garnett national that's been rejected." "You're going to see that it goes through." "Once I have that letter in my hands... no, Ted." "Now." "Margene!" "Nicki!" "What the heck are you two doing?" "I'm getting ready for Ana's reception." "I am trying to preserve this marriage!" "Have you both lost your minds?" " Stop that!" " White is Ana's favorite color but you planted magenta when you knew... you knewshe wanted!" "I knew of no such thing!" ", that's right, Margie." "We forgot we're dealing with St. Barb... never an evil thought in her mind." "All right, just stop that!" "Please put that back!" "Nicki, quit now!" "Don't pretend you're blind to what's happening here, you... you womanizer!" "I know you've been going through a difficult time with your mother's passing." "This has nothing to do with that." "You get to do whatever you want in this family." "But marge and I..." "we're second-class citizens." "That is absolutely not true." "I do one thing on my own without groveling for permission... what on earth are you talking about?" "You're stealing Ana because of my hair." "All right, I'm neither stealing Ana nor do I give a fig about your hair." "Nicki, what are you saying to her?" "We're a balance, Barb." "You, me and Margie..." "the three of us work, but now with Ana we don't, and you've become unhinged." "You're fawning over her... laughing, giggling." "So?" "So it's not you." "It's completely phony." "And it's embarrassing to me and it's upsetting Margie." "I'm sorry, but that's a part of who I am." "And if you're suggesting I can't change... you can change but you have to stay the same too." "Admit it... admit that you don't want Ana for Bill or for the family, but for yourself." "Please, just be honest." "Fine." "I will be." "Margene, Nicki, I want Ana for myself." "To be your second in command." "No, to be my friend." "To be an adult with me!" "What are you saying about us, Barb?" "I'm saying... and you be quiet, Nicki..." "Ana makes me feel normal, like choosing this life, agreeing to it, wasn't a mistake." "I don't do that for you?" "No, Margie, you don't." "Tell me how and I will." "It just doesn't work that way." "You and Nicki, you give me something else, something wonderful, but it's... it's not that one thing." "Don't say anything." "Let's just go." " Let's get out of here." " I can't, Bill." "Sure you can, for a few days... a honeymoon... a real honeymoon." "Where do you want to go?" "Just tell me." "I'll make it happen." "Bill, I can't do this." "Ana, don't." "Please don't." " No." "No." " No, don't." "Bill?" "Ana?" "I can't, Margie." "All of you, I'm sorry." "I can't do this." "But you love us." " Margie." " What?" "I do love you, but I'm also breaking you... what you have..." "a perfect union." "No, you make us more perfect." "No, Bill, it's not right." "What I love... if I stay, it will go away." "I don't want to hurt you." "I want a divorce." "I should go get Wayne and Raymond." "I don't understand." "I thought that this was meant to be."

"±¾×ÖÄ"½ö¹©Ñ§Ï°½"Á÷£¬ÑϽûÓÃÓÚÉÌÒµÓÃ;" "Ecklie's been on me to finish the monthly stats, so I need a list of all the Lab call-outs" "Dtc ooas y can." "llavy e end of shift tomorrow." "Thanks." "So, you've been pulling a lot of doubles this week." "Yeah, it's about all I do." "Have you been in touch with Sara?" "We've talked a little." "So where's she at?" "San Francisco." "Visiting her mother." "No, I mean-- that's nice." "No, but I meant where's she at emotionally?" "You know, with respect to the two of you." "I can't speak for her." "So speak for yourself." "I can't talk, I'm really busy." "So Archie's in the Garage, he's documenting evidence from a drug bust, he picks up a thing of coke, and then it blows up in his face?" "No." "He picks up a cellophane and duct-tape-wrapped kilo of coke, and the third one from the top of the stack blows up in his face." "Oh." "It's important to be specific." "Okay, well, this game is not as much fun as I thought it was going to be-- It's not a game, it's a thought experiment." "If you want to be a good criminalist" "I am a good criminalist." "If you want to be a better criminalist, then you have to learn to train to-- Learn to think like a criminal." "I know." "Look, I'm sure Grissom's told you... well, maybe not you, but he's told me many times:" "that we speak for the dead." "Think of this exercise as a way for the dead to speak for themselves." "SIMMS:" "But that's not actually what this is" "HODGES:" "It's a chance for you to be a CSI." "The only thing you need to do is answer two simple questions." "Whodunit and how?" "=ÆÆÀÃÐÜ×ÖÄ"×é=- ·­Ò룺 У¶Ô£º ʱ¼äÖ᣺°×"­ÓÎÏÀ" "HODGES:" "After HazMat cleans up the scene... the coroner does his thing..." "No sign of sexual trauma." "SIMMS:" "What?" "HODGES:" "I believe he's legally required to check." "?" "I can't believe Archie's gone." "He was too good for this world." "What?" "They would be very upset." "Can we at least stipulate that they heroically contain their bereavement?" "Yes, I suppose Archie could live with that." "So to speak." "Thank you." "Mm-hmm." "HODGES:" "What the CSIs realize is..." "It's gotta be the dealer." "Yeah, he booby-trapped the stash so if the cops got the drugs..." "Then they would get the boom along with it?" "Right?" "Am I right?" "G@u're wrong." "Just let me nish the setup, okay?" "Sorry." "HODGES:" "What the CSIs finally realize is..." "SIMMS:" "They sorted everything already?" "That was quick." "HODGES:" "Can you just let me finish!" "According to this, 20 bricks of coke were logged into evidence just past midnight." "The explosion occurred about a half an hour later." "But there are 21 wrappers here." "And since no one entered or exited the Lab during that time frame, it means the explosive was planted in the suitcase here." "Which means..." "The killer is someone in the Lab." "Well, if the killer is someone who works in the Lab, then he could just tamper with the evidence." "Which means that there's really no way for me to solve this thing, this a trick question." "No, no, no, that's not what I want..." "My shoelace is untied." "Excuse me." "Okay." "Okay, um... wouldn't, how about this." "Since it would be pretty risky for the killer to tamper with evidence during a full-on investigation in the Lab..." "Mm-hmm." "let's just say, for the purposes of this exercise, that can't happen." "Okay." "Now what?" "That's up to you." "You have the setup." "You run the investigation from here." "Simple Q A. You ask, I answer." "Truthfully?" "Absolutely." "No lying-- call that a rule." "Well, what if I get close to actually figuring it out, you're not just gonna change who did it or something like that?" "No revisionism-- also a rule." "For something that's not a game it sure does have a lot of rules." "You want to do this or not?" "All right." "Okay." "I guess the first thing that I would do would be to examine the actual bomb mechanism to see if there's any clue as to who might have built it." "Good idea." "Because there are a lot of clues." "Chemicals have been sent to Trace for I.D., but the bomb appears to be a binary explosive." "Killer hides the loaded brick amongst the others..." "A little pressure arms it..." "Liquid "A" in ampoule mixes solid" B", creating an unstable chemical explosive... all you need to do is move it." "Ooh, I have an idea." "HODGES:" "What?" "SIMMS:" "What about the blasting cap?" "HODGES:" "Ah, well, what do you know?" "The leg wires are color coded." "SIMMS:" "Good, 'cause the color coding is manufacturer specific." "So now we can track down the source." "Indeed we could." "Hey, people." "What's going on?" "Nothing." "You look... better." "Let's say you learn that LVPD recently seized one dozen commercial grade blasting caps in an arson-explosives raid, and that the Lab was processing the case evidence." "Well, then, I know exactly where I'd go next..." "'Course I know where those blasting caps are." "They're right in here." "SIMMS:" "No, no, no, no, no." "Not so fast, cowboy." "Give me those keys." "Looks like you're one blasting cap shy, Bob." "That's not possible." "Wait..." "Y'all don't think I had something to do with..." "Are there any prints on the lock?" "Excuse me, we're" "Playing a murder game." "I know, I get it." "I wanna play." "He says it's not a game." "Well, I wanna play anyway." "No." "Why not?" "You're the dead guy." "Oh." "Well, then I'd have a vested interest in the outcome then, wouldn't I?" "Oh, come on, I'll fill him in as we go along." "Fine." "Yup." "So." "Are there any prints on the lock?" "HODGES:" "No, no prints." "?" "Looks like this lock's been slipped." "So somebody stole thblolting cap from Ballists to make it look like Bobby did it." "Nefarious, don't you think?" "What about the chemicals that were used to make the explosive?" "Did we get anything back from Trace?" "T1 You always get something from Trace." "The explosive was liquid nitro-acetate and solid ammonium nitrate packed in baking soda." "To blend in with the rest of the cocaine bricks." "Cute." "Explosive liquids are generally pretty volatile." "Did you ask Hodges if nitro-acetate has any special storage requirements?" "HODGES:" "It needs to be refrigerated." "Yeah, he said it needed to be refrigerated." "neil, there's only so many refrigerators in the Lab." "Maybe "where" can get us to "who"." "I. What are you guys looking for?" "I'm sorry, we can't tell you that, Henry." "Nitrogen tetra-hydride..." "Sodium nitrate." "Wait, what happens when you mix those two compounds?" "They produce nitro-acetate." "That's a high explosive binary, Henry." "Really?" "I didn't know that." "Look, just 'cause I have those compounds in my fridge doesn't mean" "I used them to make nitro-acetate." "You can't prove that." "Baking soda was used to conceal the explosive, smartass." "It's also used to absorb odors." "Nice smell is a priority of my life." "I think the baking soda was used to absorb a lot more than odors, Henr" "Okay, I confess, I did it!" "Henry?" "Why would Henry kill me?" "We're not supposed to care about the why." "Whatever." "Hey, fellas." "Hey." "Thanks for giving me justice at least." "Yeah, you're welcome." "Man, I don't know if I'm more tired or hungry right now." "You wanna get something to eat?" "Yeah." "Actually, I felt like a little Pai Gow or some Blackjack." "Let's hit the Strip." "After the shift we just pulled?" "Yeah." "I just drank one of those energy drinks." "I probably w't sleep for another couple hours." "I don't think so, man." "Maybe another time, huh?" "All right." "I'll catch ya later." "All right, Grissom G" "That's it for me." "I'm out of here." "Yeah, I'm going over to Frank's to grab something to eat." "I'll probably be there for at least an hour if you want to..." "if you want to join me." "You know, we don't have to talk about anything in particular." "Just two guys having breakfast." "I just don't think it's good for people to be alone too much." "If you want to, cool." "If not, cool." "Whatever." "Hi." "Rack 'em up." "Excuse me?" "Well, word on campus is, there's a murder game going on." "Oh, no, no, no, it's not a game." "It's a thought experiment." "Sounds like the late Archie Johnson has a big mouth." "Come on, please, it's been really slow at Prints all day." "Who we killin'?" "Henry, I need the tox on that lady, um..." "Henry!" "No sign of sexual trauma." "Thank God for small favors." "You know, David, our job is never easy, but this is a colleague." "If your emotions are too raw and you feel you need to excuse yourself..." "Look." "(crunching)" "He's crunchy." "Um..." "(crunching)" "Frozen sweat stains." "Yuck." "He was trapped in a small space at minus ten degrees centigrade." "So it's fair to assume he was exerting himself in a state of mind-numbing terror." "How long do you think he was stuck in there?" "Well, several hours at least." "Time of exposure in extreme cold is difficult to gauge physiologically." "Why don't you let me know when he softens up and we'll start cutting." "So we're just going to wait for him to thaw?" "What do you want me to do, stick him in a microwave?" "Ooh..." "Hot... hot, hot, hot." "So, then, okay, Henry froze to death." "Well, maybe not." "Because if the autopsy hasn't been performed yet, then we can't be sure that's COD." "Well played, Simms." "So it takes a few turns for the autopsy results to get back." "Turns?" "Hours." "A few hours." "So, while you're waiting for the autopsy results, what do you do in the meantime?" "Well, the CSIs would process the freezer." "Did they find anything?" "A virtual cornucopia." "WILLOWS:" "The condition of the interior could be the result of a struggle, or the simple, understandable panic of a man trapped inside a freezer." "In any event, the emergency release handle appears to have been bent and rendered inoperative, and several chemical containers broken in the process possibly releasing chloroform and methyl ethyl ketone into the space." "I'm sending samples to Trace to confirm." "(laughs):" "Trace." "Is there anything you can't do?" "Hodges." "Sorry." "This could be a case of lab geek humor gone wrong." "Hello!" "Hello?" "!" "It's not funny!" "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God, help!" "Help me!" "(muffled):" "Please help!" "So the merry prankster comes back later, sees the joke gone bad, then he just yanks the pin and scrams." "You said that the emergency release plunger was bent." "Mm-hmm." "Well, that thing is made of solid steel." "How could Henry do that?" "Adrenaline kicks in when he finally realizes that he's dying." "So, maybe in the moment of crisis," "Henry has the strength of ten men." "Ten small men." ""Maybe."" "That word always looks so good on a case report." "Was there any evidence on the handle on the outside of the freezer?" "Just a schmear." "Sugar, soy protein, partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, roasted nuts." "Peanut butter?" "WEBSTER:" "Well, killer's got to eat, too." "SIMMS:" "So, CSIs would check every trash can and every bio hazard disposal unit in the whole Lab." "HODGES:" "Yes, the would, and they would find..." "What, no jelly?" "We found the peanut butter from inside your glove." "It matches the stuff we found on the freezer door handle." "Chunky, right?" "I didn't kill Henry." "Well, not on purpose." "No, not even by accident." "I only had a couple of minutes for lunch, and I had a bu that needed to be stored." "And I store them in the freezer." "You seem very tense." "You know, I don't really like being persecuted." "Yeah." "Get used to it, punk." "No, I don't know about that." "What?" "Well, Bobby's a gun guy." "Gun guys shoot people." "Gun guys don't shoot people." "People shoot people." "Actually, bullets shoot people, shot from guns which are usually in the hands of gun guys." "Can we get the autopsy results?" "Well, I guess Henry's had enough time to defrost." "COD was not, in fact, due to hypothermia." "Ooh, wait, no, I can guess what they found in Tox." "It was chloroform." "Nope." "Methyl ethyl ether?" "PCP." "What?" "Massive, overdose amounts of PCP." "Commonly known as phencyclidine, or angel dust." "PCP blocks the brain's NMDA receptors, hypothalamus goes nuts, resulting in anxiety, confusion, and fever-like overheating." "WEBSTER:" "So Henry goes into the cooler to cool off..." "SIMMS:" "And with the PCP stimulating his adrenal glands, he has the strength of the Incredible Hulk." "ANDREWS:" "A duster?" "You made me a lousy duster?" "That is totally bogus." "Aside om the 10,000 other reasons why I'd be crazy to even try that junk, if I were a closet PCP freak," "I wouldn't do it in the Lab." "That's very professional." "Archie told me about your sick little thought experimenxp and I want to play." "But I still can't believe, even hypothetically, you'd do something like this to me." "Well, Henry, I hypothetically called your mother and I explained everything." "That woman is a crier." "Your autopsy didn't mention powder in his nasal passages or PCP damage in his lungs." "That's because it wasn't there." "So Henry didn't inhale it, or smoke it, or snort it?" "No, he didn't." "Then how did the PCP get into my system?" "You tell me." "Oh!" "Crusty pits." "Sweat stains." "You said that Henry's lab coat had big sweat stains on the collar and on the armpits." "So that's it-- somebody dosed the coat." "Lab coat tests positive for PCP." "Combined with body heat and sweat, the dr must'" "Like a nicotine patch from hell." "Well, Henry would've died of an overdose no matter what." "So, all the trapping him in the freezer with the chemicals spilling, that was all completely incidental." "It was the logical outcome of the initial crime." "And it's quite funny." "Hey." "Well, we're not done yet." "Who did the deed?" "Well, taking lab coats off the premises is against regulations." "So the PCP would've had to have been applied in the Lab, right under our noses." "And that stuff reeks." "I have to crank my fume hood up full whenever I work with it, I still go home with a headache." "Fume hoods." "There's fume hoods in the Garage, and DNA and Trace." "So we would have to test all the sinks for PCP." "HODGES:" "Excellent." "That's a good approach." "?" "HODGES:" "But you would find nothing." "SIMMS:" "Really?" "Yeah, there's no trace of PCP in any of sinks." "Squeaky clean." "Damn it." "Oh!" "Wait." "I got it, check the plant." "HODGES:" "You got it." "The killer cleaned up, but he left one witness." "Wendy." "Me?" "Oh, drat." "Well, it's not a slow day for me after all." "Ecklie wants me to pick up the backlog from Swing." "Somebody please tell me who dies next." "And how." "Thank you." "So..." "You got time for one more?" "Well, someone's having fun." "Maybe a little." "You're not bad at this." "SIMMS:" "Thanks." "I've been thinking about taking the CSI field test." "This is actually really good theory and practice for me." "The fi" "Yeah." "What?" "Why?" "Nothing." "Nothing?" "That's right." "A great big pile of nothing." "From me, to you." "Oh, hey." "How are you?" "Why?" "I can't ask how you're doing?" "I'm sorry." "I've just had a lot of, uh..." "I've been busy." "Oh." "Well, maybe you should take a few days off, for once in your career." "I mean, you've got enough stored up." "Go after her." "It's not what she wants." "What do you want?" "I want her to be happy." "Field Agent Simms." "Stop it." "Hey, I think it's got a nice ring to it." "Thank you." "Here she comes, flashing her badge, taking down perps." "Why is even potential advancement so threatening to you?" "Hey, S ders left the lab, he got his ass kicked." "I'm just saying." "All right, come on, let's do another one." "Okay." "Fine." "Let's." "SIMMS:" "Well, now, that's a little passive-aggressive," "No kidding." "It appears as though the vic struck the edge of the table." "The evidence on the floor is... well, evidence." "Brown paper bindle must have opened when it fell." "Looks like the contents of a woman's purse." "?" "SIMMS:" "Square toe, low heel, stylish but affordable." "Flirty, not whory." "You will be missed." "There's an oily residue on the sole." "SANDERS:" "The evidence appears to lead to an inescapable conclusion." "This tragedy might have just simply been the result of an accident in the workplace." "SIMMS:" "I fell off a ladder?" "Well, you are kind of little clumsy." "Since when?" "It's endearing." "HODGES:" "Are you satisfied with the explanation?" "SIMMS:" "Uh, no." "What about the oily residue on the ladder?" "There are bristles in the oil, which means that somebody brushed it on." "ANDREWS:" "What exactly is the oily stuff?" "Well, thank God for trace analysis." "Hmm." "Hodges, who is a genius and tragically underpaid, used the powers of his brilliant mind and the scientific method to discover that the oil that was brushed on the ladder was a Teflon-based two-part oil." "A gun lubricant." "So?" "So you're the gun guy, Bobby." "Yeah, which is exactly why" "I would never use Teflon-based two-part oil." "Real gun guys hate that stuff." "If it separates in the can, it separates in the gun." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "Whoa." "You are tense." "So, where do you think you're going?" "Back to work." "This is ridiculous." "Oh." "Sit down." "No, no." "Captain Brass is not the kind of cop who smacks a suspect around." "Really?" "Scares me." "Oh, well, look who's the clumsy one now." "Excuse me." "Okay, so we don't have nearly enough to hold Bobby, right?" "No." "All right." "Who's up for an autopsy?" "ROBBINS:" "The carotid-jugular complex was transected, and based on the placement and size of the wound," "I'd say she had at..." "Hey, it's a neck wound." "Based on the placement and size of the neck wound, she was conscious 30 to 60 seconds before blood loss was fatal." "That's a long time." "No one reported her screaming or calling out for help." "We have to get back to the case file." "There was no blood on her hands at the scene." "Unless she was unconscious, she would have at least tried to stop the bleeding." "Well, there was no blow to the head." "Do you think it's possible she was dead before she hit the table?" "You mean like a cardiac event?" "I can't rule that out, but a healthy, 36-year-old having a heart attack?" "SIMMS:" "35 in October, thank you very much." "She has a oval, perimortem burn on her wrist." "Wait a second." "That's familiar." "Singed right off her barely 35-year-old wrist." "That bracelet wasn't old evidence." "I was wearing it." "Correct." "So, what melts silver and stops your heart at the same time?" "A bolt of lightning." "In the lab" "Electrocution." "From what?" "Something in the Evidence Locker." "SIMMS:" "There was a motorcycle battery in the ventilation duct?" "ANDREWS:" "Wired to the ladder and the evidence box?" "HODGES:" "Precisely." "Devilishly clever, wouldn't you say?" "No." "Well, who's the killer, Wile E. Coyote?" "What do you mean?" "ANDREWS:" "It's ridiculous!" "Anyone could have walked in there." "So, what, the victim's just random?" "Uh, no." "How'd the killer get me up there in the first place?" "What did he do, pass me in the hall and say," ""Hey, Wendy, go climb up that ladder" ""and check out the case evidence you had absolutely nothing to do with?"" "Not in those words exactly, but, uh, yeah." "That's completely unverifiable." "This is so lame." "Scenario requires further revision." "Okay, what is that?" "Nothing." "Is that a tape recorder?" "You are so paranoid." "This thought experiment has now concluded." "Thank you." "Why were you recording us?" "?" "Why would I record you?" "That makes no sense." ""Lab Rats."" ""The Game of Science and Murder."" "It's a prototype." ""Two to four players, ages eight and up."" "You're making a board game?" "Well, it's not just a board game." "Gets people to think." "Why were you recording us?" "I needed your help to flesh out scenarios, and I figured that if I hid the recorder, your answers would be candid and honest." "Look, see." "It's like Clue, only CSI-ier." "Hodges, this is, uh..." "This is kind of impressive." "In a painfully sad, geek type of way." "Well, painfully sad geeks have a lot of spare time on their hands" "?" "Lab Rats could be a gold mine." "Oh!" "(laughs):" "Little Lab Techs." "Mm-hmm." ""Sandy Baxter, fingerprint fanatic."" ""Reggie Chang, eagled-eyed A/V expert."" ""Andrew Henries, top-notch tox tech."" ""Hodgkins."" "Hodgkins." "Mm-hmm." "You named yourself after cancer." "Oh!" ""Mindy Bimms," ""the clumsy yet buxom DNA tech."" "Clumsy yet buxom?" "It's a redeeming feature." "It's-It's a prototype." "So, tell me, do you think that Mindy Bimms is clumsy because she's top-heavy?" "Or do you just mean clumsy like this?" "Okay, are you..." "are you allergic to being honest with me?" "'Cause the thing is, if you had actually asked me to help you with this game," "I would have." "But, no, you had to hide a tape recorder under a table and engage us all in this great big thought experiment!" "When in reality, it doesn' even matter, apparently, what I think because I'm just Mindy Big Boobs to you, and I..." "You are the dumbest smart guy I know." "You think I'm smart?" "Night, Greg." "Yeah, whatever." "HODGES (high-pitched voice):" "Oh, Hodges, I'm so sorry." "It's just that I'm jealous of your intellect." "But Wendy, you have so much to live for." "Don't do it." "You're too close to the edge." "Oh, and now I'm drowning!" "Oh, God!" "Oh, God, help me." "Help me." "What are you doing?" "Oh, uh..." "I was, uh, just trying to... develop a board game" "based on this place, but not in any legally actionable sense." "You get evidence, scenarios, analysis." "Try to solve diabolical murders." "I like games." "Really?" "Yeah." "Okay." "Let's play." "What makes it hard to catch a killer?" "Is it the sheer destructive power of the murder itself that obliterates evidence as it snuffs out life?" "Or is it the chain of events the murder sets into motion which obscure the true crime?" "That was good." "Or is it a mechanism so complexand diabolical that it borders on the incredible?" "In truth, it is all these things, and all these things are the same." "Because the only real way to catch a killer, is to outsmart him." "And hope that he's not smarter than you." "?" "in front of your computer, and you take a bullet to the head." "No witnesses." "Nobody heard the shot, and the killer is somebody in the Lab." "Am I eligible?" "In this scenario, no." "Okay." "So during the basic process of the scene, what do I find?" "HODGES:" "A single nine millimeter casing at the doorway to Trace." "Then my first blush theory is a walk-by." "I'm going to need the bullet." "Then I'm going to need an autopsy." "Get it out of your system." "No sign of sexual trauma." "Out!" "Now" "All right, trajectory of the shot was roughly 90 degrees from vertical, straight through his noble skull." "Bullet didn't exit." "GRISSOM:" "Is it intact?" "More or less." "IBIS." "HODGES:" "The bullet's nose is significantly deformed and the lead base is pitted." "But there are sufficient striae to get a match for what little it's worth." "The gun came through the lab about a week ago in a buyback program, and was subsequently destroyed." "So you were shot by a weapon that no longer exists." "Apparently." "Okay, let's go over your snuff film, shall we?" "I want to see exactly what you did." "In truth, it is all of these things, and all of these things are the same." "Because the only real way to catch a killer, is to outsmart him and hope that he is not smarter than you." "Do it again." "Do it again." "One more time." "One more time." "Wait, wait, wait-- they all want to watch?" "Professional curiosity." "I guess." "(on monitor):" "In truth, it is all these things, and all these things are the same." "Because the only real way to catch a killer, is to outsmart him and hope that he is not smarter than you." "GRISSOM:" "You took the shot straight into your head, but according to the video, you were not facing the hallway." "Which means the bullet didn't come from there." "It must've come from here." "HODGES:" "Yes, it did." "A zip gun." "HODGES:" "With an unrifled barrel." "And a remote trigger." "What model year is the pager?" "ag" "Pre 1990." "So no call-back numbers." "Pre-1990 pagers didn't store them." "HODGES:" "So, you're at a dead end?" "I'm just getting started." "Do I have to walk over to the GCMS or will you just tell me?" "The barrel of the zip gun contains traces of black powder." "Okay, but the bullet was pitted on the base, which is the result of exposure to smokeless gunpowder." "Which means that the bullet that killed you was fired twice." "GRISSOM:" "The killer test fires the gun, knowing it will be destroyed,VK and keeps the bullet and the casing." "He puts the bullet in a metal tube on a wad of black powder." "With a pager trigger, it's essentially a remote controlled musket." "Call the number from any phone or through the internet and..." "Impressive." "Can you tell me whodunit?" "Well, Bobby Dawson is an early 19th century firearm enthusiast." "?" "Oh, yeah." "Big gun guy." "I didn't do it!" "?" "I swear!" "Hey!" "Gun." "What do you got against Bobby Dawson?" "Nothing." "Running gag." "So, you think Bobby Dawson did it?" "No." "Bobby was framed." "You drew me a map." "The path of the bullet, if not stopped by your brain mass, would have continued straight through into ballistics." "Where Bobby works." "Now, Bobby's a real gun guy, and no gun guy would ever position himself down-range of a shot." "You're more than a victim, Hodges." "According to your video, you straightened up just before the fatal shot was fired." "You knew it was coming." "And you made sure that you were in the perfect position to catch it." "I am a mere Padawan in the presence of the Jedi Master." "True." "Let's play another." "Sure." "You weren't ready." "To leave." "This." "The challenges, the puzzles, the job." "No." "But Sara was." "Yeah, she was." "You can't stand in the way of that." "When it's time for someone to move on, you just gotta let them go." "Let's play the game, shall we?" "Okay." "Mind if I record this?" "Scenario 12, Hodges and Grissom." "Okay, you walk into the AV lab." "You find Archie slumped over his computer with a knife in his head..."

"You, you're out." "How goes it, Mitchel?" "Prison makes me nervous, Billy." "Let's go, then." "Here's something new for you." "You can't smoke in the fucking pub." "They done it in Ireland." "They done it, fuck me, they done it in France." "New York, they've made the fags, so they burn out if you leave them in the ashtray." "Tastes like shit as well." "You been to New York, Billy?" "Well, that's another fucking story, isn't it?" "The guy that owned this flat, this doctor, got into heavy schtook with, shall we say, a money lender." "Left everything." " You're the money lender?" " Well..." "Part of a firm." "And, we'd like you to be onboard." "I don't think so, Billy." "Still, you stay." "Think about it." "Whatever." "Where you gonna go otherwise, right?" "What?" "£80 they give you to make your way in London." "In London?" "What is it, £47 a week jobseekers allowance?" "850 a week, this place." "On Kennington Road." "Here." "I won't use it." "You need it." "And you need me, mate." "You need your friend, Billy." "There's a party tonight, of course there's a party." "Usual, down at the Hanover." "Don't be late." "It's your party, isn't it?" "Did they hurt you in there, Mitchel?" "Nah, not so you'd notice." "They hurt me in there, Mitchel." "I know they did, Joe." "It's all right now." "Here." "You don't have to do that." "Yeah, I do." "It's a tax you pay for being all right." "You missed the World Cup." "Let's have it." "Fuck off." "Go on." "That's a shit place to park." "You're a legend." "A little something for a rainy day, mate!" "Here you go, mate!" "Welcome back, brother." "Shame we can't talk about work in a place like this, Mitch." "There's something I want to throw you way." "If you don't talk about work here, Danny, where do you talk about it?" " It's full of fucking reporters, isn't it?" " What?" "Do you know what I mean?" "Fucking congregation of fucking southeast villains like this." "I mean, see that one over there?" "There." "Right, she's writing a fucking book." "And they all want their fucking picture taken, don't they?" "They all want their photo in it." "Fucking bunch of fucking tossers." "The pad you're in, yeah?" "I don't need to tell ya there's no free lunches." "There are other things I can do, and maybe I want to fucking do them." "No, it ain't like you think." "I ain't going back inside, Billy, ever." "For fucking no one." "Then don't get caught, you fucking cunt." "There's a bit of a ruckus in the cellar, lad." "I think it's your sister." "Did you invite my sister?" "Me?" "No." "She's a fucking cow." "Come on, darling." "What are you going to do?" "Are you going to kill me?" " Aye, I may." " You going to kill me?" "Hey, hey." "Yo, bro." "It's all cool, yeah." "It's a'right." "When you're black, I'll fucking tell you." "I told him." "I told him it was only kissing." "Christ, Mitch, that ain't right." "That's..." "I don't give a fuck who it is!" "That's Purple Dave's nephew." " Which Purple Dave?" " Eh?" "Hey, what's up?" "Where you going?" "Mitch?" " You look nice, Briony." " Yeah?" "Do you like it?" "I stole it." "I'll call you tomorrow, all right?" "You get some rest and no more drinking, right?" "I've not been drinking." "I've not been fucking drinking." " On my meds, some chance." " Briony, you've been drinking." " Get some rest." " I've not been drinking." "I've not..." "Ugh!" "Fuck!" "Smells like someone's been drinking in here." "West 11." "End of the road." "And make sure she gets to the front door, yeah?" "If you care about me, you come and take care of me." "We tried that." "Here." "All right." "I haven't been drinking!" "Fancy a drink?" "All right." "Not here." "Somewhere else." "Never again." "Where's Mitch?" "Mad Tommy said..." "Mad Tommy with the mad hairpiece, that this party was for a criminal, just out of Pentonville." "I was a criminal." "Presently, I am just unemployed." "Are you handy?" "What, with hammers and such?" "I might have something for you." "A job, I mean." "I'm serious." "I am." "Is it too little for you now?" "What a tradesman makes?" "No." "I know how little I need." "To be happy?" "To be alive." "I'm Penny." "I'm Mitchel." "Look, I have this, um, friend." "We go back ages." "She lives in Holland Park." "She's... retired." "Friend your age?" "RRetired?" "You'd know who it was if I told you." "She's gone a bit Howard Hughes." "Still blind, you old fraud?" "I need a favour." "Jesus Christ, Joe." "Put it back." " I found it in a bin, down the estates." " Right." "You know what?" "Put it away." "Yes?" "My name's Mitchel." "I was told that I was expected." "We may well be expecting you." "I've been out of communication." "Go round there and there's a door." "The kitchen door." "Don't." "We keep the curtains closed." "Right." "Are you a thief?" "I've never stolen anything." "Why did you go to prison?" "I was in an altercation." "It got out of hand." "Do you like violence?" "I will hurt someone before they hurt me." " Sometimes they come over the walls." " The paparazzi." "They're outside my house all the fucking time." "You know, it's got a bit much." "Right." "If they got over, if they got in..." "Did you fuck Penny?" "No." "That's odd." "She's fucked everyone I've ever met." "Except Jordan." "Thank you very much." "Could you get someone off the property if you needed to?" "I mean, if I needed you to, could you help look after me?" "Yes." "Uh, you have to sign a piece of paper." "A..." "Non-disclosure agreement." "Do you have a camera phone?" "Jordan will take care of everything." " Money." " Thank you, miss." "What she does these days, mainly, is paint." "She has a studio upstairs." "The papers would say she daubs." "See, you're not allowed to do more than one thing, which is why a polymath, such as myself, prefers to do nothing." "It's all about privacy, you see." "This day and age." "Privacy." "I fancy celebrities rather like the Olympians of old." "They do wonder out there, the little people, what their gods are doing, who they're fucking, who they've chained to a rock, or turned into a fucking ass." "All this could be yours, later, if you haven't nicked any Screaming Popes." "Are you fixed up?" "For now, I am." "It's a nice day, if you like that sort of thing." "Everything you could possibly need is in here." "Tools, ladders, paints." "If there's anything else, we have an account, down the road." "You've seen her in films?" "Getting her kit off." "If it wasn't for Monica Bellucci, she'd be the most raped woman in European cinema." "And all before the age of 30." "Of course, she's also very serious about her acting." "Apart from not wanting to do it, she's incredibly serious about her craft." "Her husband's a fuckwit." "His cars." "He hasn't a call for them." "He's in Spain." "Drunk." "They should be covered." "They need to be taken care of." "Yes." "Well, if we could find the fucking titles, they'd have all have been sold." "You will arrive promptly at 7:30, work commences at 8:00 sharp." "At 11 :00, you'll have a tea break." "At 1 :00, lunch for one hour." " Monday's you'll do painting..." " Jordan, I'm not sure of this..." "Please, bear with me." "I'm making all this up." "I'm a model of efficiency." "Wednesdays, the roof." "Thursdays, windows." "Friday, the patio." "Saturday, party." "Sunday, go to church." "And pray, I pray you, for all of us entire." "Right." "Are you an actor?" "Am." "I'm resting." "You are no longer employed, Mr. Lee." "I thought I made that perfectly clear." "Lighten up, mate." "So I had a camera." "Did I use it?" " Did I?" " You have already been replaced." "I don't think so." "You see, I know too much, don't I?" "Eh?" "Cup of tea, Jord." "Two sugars." "There's a good boy." "Get the fuck out of here, you fat, fucking cunt!" "And you go anywhere near the tabloids, and I will chop you up in court until there's nothing left but a fucking stain!" "Fuck off." "Thank you." "No heroin today." "They'll take your photograph until they realise you're nobody." "They're kind enough to think we're all somebody, for a minute." "Is next Monday suitable?" "Oi!" "You want a talking to." "He's got no idea, that posh cunt!" "No idea!" "No fucking idea, mate!" "You've got to ask yourself how he became posh in the first place." "His grandfather probably did your grandfather with a shovel." "You don't want to fuck with me!" "I don't have to fuck with you, you're already fucked." "Out of a job, anyway." "Don't ever go there again." "Oh, we'll see about that." "Your manor now, is it, eh?" "Eh?" "Maybe it's enough for you." "How's your brother?" " What's your name?" " Harry Mitchel." "Bullshit." "You want to see my driver's licence, Lee-Lee?" "Fuck off." "Detective Sergeant Bailey, Mr. Mitchel." "Might I have a word?" "Now, we get a daily bulletin about all ex-prisoners returning to our manor." "And I recognise your name, of course, but, hey, there's no address." "Now why no address when you so clearly have one." "I'm not on parole." " I'm a free man." " 'Course you are." "Where's the owner?" "How about a nice cup of tea?" "Two sugars." "Your friend Billy Norton is sailing close to the wind." "You'd be wise to avoid him." "And dodges like this flat." "Which, if I were to look into it..." "Yeah, I got my eye on you, Mitchel." "You're in my manor." "What is it?" "What you want?" "Consider it rent on the flat." " I'll see meself out." " Yeah, you will." " Fucking cunt." " I heard that!" "You ready to clock in?" "You're sailing close to the wind, Billy." " Eh?" "What?" " Policeman told me." "You spoke to a fucking copper about me?" "The same one who got my address from you." "Oh, Bailey?" "Oh, fuck Bailey." "You don't worry about him." "Right." "Hope the fucking lift's working." "We start at the top, we work our way down, right?" "When you finish this gaff, mate, you want to be near the front fucking door." "I shit you not." "Get your mum." "Your mum, yeah?" "Go on, get..." "What have you got for me?" "Let's have a look then." "No, you're a bit short, love." "I had a difficult week." "I had to buy a plane ticket, my father's got cancer." "Yeah?" "I could give a rat's fucking arse about your Hindu psychodramas." "You know, I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what, you can double up next week." " All right?" " Yeah." " All right?" " Yeah." "Yeah." "Hello." "I'm Anthony Trent." "This is my house." "That is, it was my house before it became your house." "And now you want what?" "Funnily enough, I thought I might collect some things." "They made me write prescriptions apart from everything else." "I'm a doctor." "I'm being investigated." "It's a sad story, Anthony, but given the people involved," "I think it will get sadder if you come here again." "I reckoned it was a mistake to come." "Nice night." "Fuck yourself." "How's the eating?" "You eating?" "You know I don't like to eat." "It makes me sick." "There's only so far I can take care of you." "Mum went down helping you." "Didn't have a life until she had cancer because of you." "I didn't come here for a lecture." "You came for a proper feed of meat and vegetables and you're going to fucking well have it." "If I cook this, and if you don't eat it, we're done." " Want vodka." " I don't have any fucking vodka." "All right?" "Have a fucking vegetable." " Want a vodka." " You can't have vodka with your meds." "I want a fucking vodka." "You can't have fucking vodka with your meds!" "Can't eat with that staring at me." "Join the fucking club." "I already told you he's not in any condition for visitors." "What is the problem, please?" "He wants to see our Mr. Anonymous." " His name is Joe." " What's his last name?" "Matron, I'll deal with this." "As a relative." "A nephew perhaps?" " That's right, I'm his nephew." " Please." "Joe is not in good shape." "I think he has 24 hours or less." " What?" " I'm very sorry." "Do you wish to see him?" " Please." " I'm Dr. Raju." "Mitchel." "Mitchel." "Hello, Joe." "You should see the other guy." "Who is the other guy, Joe?" "It's important you tell me who the other guy is." "It doesn't make a difference." "Yes, it makes a difference." "I don't want to die, Mitch." "I thought I wouldn't mind, but I do." "Well, that's the difference, Joe." "So you tell me who did this." "Kid from the estates." "About 16." "Footballer." "Real one." "Scouted." "This morphine is a rush, Mitch." "I lived as long as I could." "I tried." "Well done, son." "Well done." " I need a burial plot." " What?" "I don't want to start from the beginning again and tell you I need a burial plot." "Now if you ask me fucking why." "Just get it done." "It'll cost ya." "Not just money." "I told ya, I need your help tomorrow." " Right." " None of the lads are..." "Now it's one flat." "One flat, that's all." "This is it." "You know who I am, and you know what this is." "He don't leave money here." "Look, just gimme something." "I got to have something." "I told you, I got nothing." " Where is he?" " He's out." " You'd better get out of here." " Eh?" "Why?" "Why's that then?" "Why?" "Without what belongs to me." "Nothing belongs to you." " What the fuck you say to me!" " My brother's coming over." " Yeah, your brother is?" " What the fuck you doing?" "Fucking get off me!" "Fuck off!" "What are you doing?" "What are you doing, Billy?" "Nothing broken." "Ribs." "Nobody wants to pay compensations." "Bones and teeth, you pay for them." "Right." "We seem to be missing your NHS number." "Taken care of, Matron." "Thank you." " Right." "Thank you, Doctor." " Thank you." "No, thank you." "Good man." "I'll fix you up with some pain killers." "I thought you was behind me." "I said that." "I said, if it gets moody, run." "I said that in the van." "No, you didn't." "So what's this... this other job you got?" "I don't have a job." "Listen, I run into Lee down the Feathers." "He says..." "He says you got his job." "He says he don't mind 'cause it's you." "But, car collection in the garage." "It's outrageous, Lee says." "Like '60s Silver Cloud." "And her, Lee says she's out of her mind." "Yeah?" "Well, word's got around and there's an interested party." "Yeah?" "You put it all in a container, right?" "Cars, paintings, jewellery, furniture." "Off to France." "What's your point, Billy?" "Well, it'd be worth knocking it over." "You and me." "We'd have a grateful party." "Billy." "We got that car, them paintings." "Who do you think the cops will pull first?" "Well, there is that." "Put it out of your mind, you fucking understand me?" "Calm down, Mitch." "I've been asked." "I asked you." "I got me answer." "Done." " What?" " Burial plot." "Courtesy of a mate you never knew you had." "Same one who wants the paintings and the cars?" "Bury your friend." "Or not." "Or not." "Up to you." " Any last words?" " Yeah." "We're all fucked." "Where'd you get the dog?" "A lady had him tied to some railings." " Where'd you get the Scotsman?" " Outside Marks and Spencer." " Who's paying him?" " I am." "With what?" "I gave him a wank while pretending to be his mum." " Fuck sake, Briony." "Shh." " It's common in Scotland." " Did he tell you that?" " No, I just know it." "Come on." "Well..." "Well..." "If you're a real doctor, do you do, like, plastic surgery and stuff?" " Plastic surgery?" " I'd quite like my chin done." "Ooh!" "That's like a bit of a dance." "Do you dance?" "Can't dance with this hat." "Is it terrible to say that I'm enjoying myself?" "No, it's essential that you enjoy yourself." "My wife was a very shrewish woman." "I told her finally, "I love you, but I want to enjoy my life."" "She was more outraged by that than anything I'd ever said to her." "I am divorced." "I would like to see your sister, Mitchel, with your permission." "Sanji, it's a free country." "And you're a good man, but she's..." "I don't mind if she's got problems." "Will you let me try?" "There we go." "I read a lot in prison, Sanji." "There was a poet named Rilke." "He's got a line." ""Everything terrible is something that needs our love."" " And that over there is terrible." " No." "But it doesn't want your love." "It wants your fucking PIN number." "You're a good man, Sanji, no good will come of it." "Saving people." "Being a saint." "And they just buried one, didn't they?" "Will you see her home?" "That's what I was talking about." " Tell her not to pay the piper." " Oh, no, no, no." "I'll take care of it." "It'll be my pleasure." " How many kids have you got?" " I don't know." "Three." "There's a lot you don't know, you fucking jaffa." " All right." " Hi, there." "How was it up the 'Ville?" "Better to be out." "Got a favour to ask." "Ask and you shall receive, my son." "Two kids up Kennington Estates did a Big Issue seller." "Lit him on fire?" "Rite of passage." "Rite of passage?" "So is that." "Calm down." " I'll ask around." " You do that." "One of them's a football player." "Scouted." "Everyone knows who did this." "Someone had better bring me a fucking name." "Someone had better." "Fuck." " How many in a baker's dozen?" " 13." "Thirteen." "Did you have an accident?" "A strenuous workout, Jordan." "Are you fit for work?" "Work is what you do when you'd rather be doing something else, right?" "Always has been for me." "I get them from Hong Kong." "Not personally." "How did you become a criminal, since you're not a big oink with a missing chromosome?" "Do you want the real answer?" "Well, I was thinking about something else." "And what were you thinking about when you were thinking about something else?" "Whatever it was, I wasn't thinking about it clearly enough." "We used to have parties." "My husband's half-sister's stepfather had a daughter by his previous..." "God, no, I think it was his second previous." "Strapping girl with big teeth and dyslexia." "She got married here under an awning." "So did I. It's the Cape Canaveral with shitty marriages." "Well, it's the garden for it." "So what was it like in prison?" "The truth is, it was embarrassing." "Hmm." "There's something to say about those roses, but I can't think what it would be." " Well..." " No, I don't want a plan for them." "They're beyond fucked." "Now, you'd better go inside." " They're on the roof." "They're up there." " Shit!" "Up here, for fuck's sake!" "Show us something!" "One day I wondered what a shot of me dead would be worth." "They pay big for morgue photos." "Charlotte, you filthy slag!" "Is that your new fuck buddy, Charlotte?" "What are you running away for?" "Charlotte, suck his cock!" "I went to RADA." "Have I seen you in anything, Jordan?" "Well, I was on a kids' show." "Then I was on methadone." "Then I was a producer." "Seriously." "Listen, Jordan, I think you should consider a bit more security." "Burglar lights." "Basically everywhere." "And the house isn't wired all that well." "You'd be the expert." "I'll leave you to it, all right." "Let's go inside." "Yeah." "How you finding the place?" "You comfortable?" "No, I'm talking to someone else." "Well, don't hurt him hurt him." "Fucking hurt him." "Yeah." "What is it with you?" "Yeah." "Bye, bye, bye, bye." "Bunch of fucking morons." "These people drive you fucking crazy." "Cunts." "Warm, isn't it?" "You haven't got a mobile, have you?" "Get him a mobile." "One with an answering machine so we can keep in touch." "Do you read books?" " Yeah." " Ah, just finished reading a book." "The jury's still out whether we're noble savages or just fucking savages." "All them years on an inquiry, they still don't fucking know." "What do you think?" "Some were noble, some were savages." "Uh-huh." "Fucking savages." "That was good what you done in Brixton." "Took a lot of heart to stand up half a dozen mechanical Islamics." "Fuck me." "Who knows what them cunts get up to." "There was four of them." " Yeah." " What it took was stupidity." "This cunt..." "What is this cunt doing?" "No, no, no." "That's not stupidity, you see." "No." "Stupidity runs away like a cunt, and then a bigger cunt, he comes back to me and tells me that he fucking run away." "See, a man like you, you send a message." "What?" "That I can take a beating?" "I'm only alive because they saw me hit Billy." "Yeah, well." "They were very decent Zulus." "Decent no more." " They don't know who's behind Billy." " Right." "You have to be very careful about that, you see?" "Cunts like Billy, they've always got someone behind them." "Am I right?" "I mean even a spade who's just come out of a fucking tree." "You can never imagine some cunt like that was in charge." "Can you fucking imagine it?" "Yeah, well, I'm gonna put you in charge of a high rise in Peckham." "Need a bit of discipline there, you know, been one or two boom-boom incidents." "The natives are restless and all out of bollocks." "I see." "I'm very honoured." "But I'm still learning the ropes." "That's old Navy talk." "In case you don't quite understand what that means, it means you have to learn the ropes before you become an able seaman." " You understand that?" " Specialised business, isn't it?" " Hmm." " So I think I should hold off." "Well, if you want to tag along with that cunt a little bit longer, then that's up to you." "Oh, fuck me." "Bit early for that." "Oh, I got a little surprise for you Thursday night." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "He'll pick you up." "If he's still about." "Good night, sweetheart." "She in there or what?" "You giving her one?" "Yeah, you're a guy working." "We're just guys working, too!" " Is she in there?" " She's not here." "Oh, come on, she must be in there, yeah?" "Who's giving her one?" "You must know who's giving her one." "Give us something, mate, I've got kids to feed." "What's your name, yeah?" "Come on!" "Come on, who are you?" "You doing her, yeah?" "Her husband crashed a car in Spain and incinerated a fucking viscount." " Lovely." " Now I have a dental situation." "She wants to know if you can drive." "Can you drive?" "So, you're not a criminal." "You're just like anybody who might have gotten pinched for hitting someone in a bar." " There was more to it than that." " Was or is?" "Was." "So what do you want out of life, Mitch?" "Out of all this worthless shit?" "Enough to eat, a bed to lie in." "So I can think." "You had that in jail." "Could you get me a drink?" "A scotch." "This place is a mausoleum." "I didn't offer you one." " It's all right." " No, it isn't." "Listen, what you are, it's not what everybody is." "It's all right to have trouble with the basics." "It would be odd if you didn't." "Where would you be if you were me?" "Los Angeles." "There's no milk and mice shat in the sugar." "I suppose a biscuit's out of the question." "Fuck off." "What we here for?" "To pack." "They're not here yet." "They will be." "You've been down to my property." "You took money from my Mitchel." " But Billy Norton said it was..." " No." "Billy Norton is a cunt." "Fuck Billy Norton." "Fuck you." "How much you take off my Mitchel?" " Fifty." " Giz it." "Who do you work for?" " The police..." " No, that's your day job." "Cunt." "You go down to my property again and take my money off my boys and you'll end up in there." "Is that clear?" "Nothing clearer." "How's your egg sarn?" " It's all right." " Is it?" "Lovely." "Fuck off." "Go on." "You can't seriously advise me that what I've been doing is worth anything." "Yes, I can." "I just did." "Do you know what a woman's for in film?" "Go on then." "What this job is that I'm supposed to want?" " I'm listening." " A woman is there to get the hero to talk about himself." "About his hopes." "About his fears." "Maybe even about his fascinating fucking childhood." "But I can't..." "I can't do it." "Either you're getting your kit off, opening up the trousers or brains of an idiot in a piece of shit." "Or you're shooting MOS in Genoa with some geriatric Italian pervert who really artistically needs the hero to stick his thumb up your arsehole in the 1 7th sex scene." "Right." "Do you like the place?" " Needs a bit of work." " Yeah." "You know, I was in Italy." "And..." "And I started to fizz." "My arms felt light." "Dirty." "My mind was racing and I couldn't breathe." "And I thought that I was going to die." "So I thought I'll just go home and I'll have a week for myself." "I'll have a week for myself." "A bath." "But then I couldn't go out again and now it's all this." "You ever had it since?" "Fear?" "Um..." "Thanks for coming on, for taking the job." "I haven't taken the job." "Good night." "The man who did this, did the White House." "Seriously, went to America, as one does when things go wrong." "I've heard of that." "You spent the night with her?" "I'm going to pretend you didn't ask the question." " Did she tell you why she quit working?" " She doesn't like it." "Doesn't see the point." "She didn't tell you why she quit?" "She was raped in Italy." "There were no police involved, no newspapers." "She can't really report things." " What happened to the man who did it?" " Well, it's an interesting story." "Turns out there were Quaaludes dissolved in his Adescian Chianti." "A fucking lot of Quaaludes." "He's on a machine in Barnet." "You're late." "You knew about it." "What's the surprise, Billy?" "You'll see, won't you?" "Good of you to turn up, Mitchel." "Was this cunt late?" "You know Mr. Beaumont and Mr. Fletcher." "He's not one of them." " He's not one of them?" " He's not one of them." " He's not one of them, Billy." " He's got a fucking foreskin, mate!" "I got done by the Nation of Islam!" " And even if he was one of them..." " And even if he was, what?" "What, you go down there, Bill, and pick up the first black boy you saw?" "Example, you said." "Even if it wasn't him, which it is him." "Well, it fucking is now." "You know when I was a kid, I was underprivileged, yeah?" "My mother, don't get me wrong, she kept a nice place and that." "Just after the war, weren't a lot of money about." "But you know what, I remember driving my girlfriend to Bermondsey, so she could go to a party with another boy." "Well, she didn't think I knew." "But I did." "I fucking knew." "She made me feel like a right cunt." "What's that got to do with me?" "Fuck!" "Fuck me." "Look at that." "Right in the heart." "Well, ain't we all." "You're an accessory now." "It's a bit like being married, you know." "It's for life." "Now, men that take it to the next level, they can do anything they fucking want, Mitchel." "Except keeping a guy like Billy from fucking up." " Well, we're of the same mind, here." " You stupid cunt!" "Bill, take that down the estate, will you?" " That could be difficult, Mr. Gant." " Oh, really?" "Take that cunt down the fucking estate." "Make the other fucking Zulus see it." "Or I'll fucking bury you, cunt!" "Now I'd invite you for a drink, but I'm running a bit bad at the moment." "You should ask a man before you put him under this sort of contract." "Yeah?" "Let's have a word." "I didn't ask to know your business." "I don't want to know your fucking business!" "Well, now you know my fucking business." "What you want and what you don't want are two different fucking things." " Now are we still friends?" " You're safe, if that's what you mean." "As houses." "Now, I know you." "And I know that cunt." "You want me to kill him?" "I'll fucking kill him now." " I didn't say that." " You did." "No, no, no." "That's what you said." "You said it." " You said exactly that." " Take it as you like, I didn't say that." "You don't have a cunt like that working for you." " I didn't fucking say that!" " You fucking said it." "You fucking said it!" "You said it." "You know what the most powerful fucking thing is?" "Yeah, knowing what can go wrong." "For anybody, at any fucking time." "Do you know that?" "Well..." "Look, what we shouting for?" " Why..." "Why are we shouting?" " Fuck!" "We don't shout at one another a lot." "Let's do lunch, we'll sit down somewhere nice." "Have a chat." "Like fucking men!" "Cunt." "Fucking cunt." " What do you think?" " I want to live there." "When I was a kid, I imagined a big fuck-off house in London, this house." "But it's his house." "You have money of your own, right?" " You ever had much money?" " On and off." "Not freedom." " What's that?" " What?" "I'm not being a fucking existentialist with a Gauloise," "I'm just asking a question." "Ask another one." "How would you feel about going to a restaurant?" "Like people?" "You would be sitting in a restaurant with a man who just got out of Pentonville," "after doing three years for GBH." "As much as I love the idea," "I think it's the worst thing I could possibly do to you." "Yeah, you'd be ripped apart." "I wouldn't want that." "Okay, I'm going to be very brave here." "I'm going to be very bold and very brave." "If I fell a little in love with you in the countryside," "what would you do about it?" "Anything." "Everything." "I was talking shit earlier about going to a restaurant." " I can't." "I mean, I can't even..." " I know." "I know." "Is she in there, mate!" "Oi, where's the cunt with the long hair?" "There's nowhere to hide, mate!" "Are you fucking her?" "You are, aren't you?" "Bet she smells lovely!" "There he is!" "Up here mate, smile for the camera!" "I want you to organise collections, Streatham, Clapham and Kennington." " Don't know about that, Mr. Gant." " Call me Rob." "I'm not expecting you to go door to door, not in that suit." "Fuck me, have a look at you." "You know you could be anything you want to be." "That's what I've always heard." ""You could do anything."" "Yeah." "People don't get given chances." "Not like the chance I'm giving you." "Now, your mate Mr. Norton, your friend Billy." "He couldn't run a firm, he couldn't even bring me the right spade." "I can recommend the lemon sole, it's blinding." "Bit flash in here, I know, but it's fucking British, isn't it?" "I'll have the steak, rare and mash." "Thank you." "I want to go with the lemon sole and some mashed potatoes with it, and a few bobby beans." "Start with bottle of Sancerre and a bottle of Haut-Brion." "And a glass for each one." "One glass, the right fucking glass." " Sir?" " Send me the sommelier." "You know, the wine geezer." "You're looking for two Kennington kids who bashed up some old wino." "One of them is a young footballer with promise." "And I've got a lot of money behind him." "Future revenue." "Also, it's the love for the game." " Isn't that lovely?" " Well, he's the belle of the ball." "Right." "No one's going to put him in a frame, Mitch." "You like this gaff?" "You like the life, yeah?" "Well, you're going to have to give up your day job." " Not a chance." " Ah." "Lovely out in the country, isn't it, mate?" "That's proper England, you know." "Jerusalem." "You're a fucking gangster." "You're part of my firm." "Well, there are times when a gangster" " is something to be." " And when is that?" "You're not gonna come and work for me, that's obvious." "So when the fuck is it?" "You saw me shoot that fucking spade." "Eh?" "You really think I'm going to let you walk free around this fucking planet?" "It ain't gonna happen." "See what you have to understand is that if I was a gangster, Rob," " you'd be the first to fucking die." " Huh." "I wouldn't work for you." "I'd kill you and take everything you've got." " Oh." " If I were a gangster." "That's why you don't want me to be a gangster." "That's why nobody wants me to be a gangster, 'cause I could not stop if I started." "Do you get it?" "Don't ask again." "That's for the steak." "Welcome." "I was just getting very high." "Of course you are." "It's 6:00 a.m." "You haven't been paid yet." "Rent on the flat." "I'm not taking the job." "You all right?" "Well, I wasn't expecting you, but you'll do." "This is my two friends." "Mr. Fletcher, Mr. Beaumont." " All right?" " Yeah." "So what are you doing here?" "I thought the place would be empty." "I came to collect some things of mine." " Of yours?" " That I'd left behind when I..." "When I had to leave." "You had to get your things in my flat?" "It sounds silly, but it used to be mine." "No, no, no, no." "It was never yours." " Since I still had a key." " Oh, you still got a key, yeah." " But that's..." " That's my key." "You all right?" "Don't be nervous, there's no need to be nervous." " I'm not nervous." " You're not?" " No." " What, you always like that?" "What?" "When I was a kid I used to love going to the seaside with my uncle." "Well, he wasn't my uncle." "He was with my mum." "She had me, but he wasn't my uncle." "He used to do things to me." "You know how that made me feel?" "Did you hear about Kennington?" " No." " Go fuck yourself, Danny." "Everyone knows who I'm looking for and no one's bringing him to me." "I don't like that, Danny." "All right, but you didn't hear it from me." "What's his name and where is he?" "I can't be seen with you, here, ever." "Not in England." "I don't want them to take your photograph." "They can't have you." "There's no need for that." "No need for that, Mitch!" "Shall we go for a ride, Billy, you and me?" "Or are you gonna get the hell out of here?" " You're fucked, mate." " How's that, Billy?" "Gant's got a hard-on for you." " I ain't a fucking homosexual." " Fuck this Gant's..." "Fuck this Gant's homosexual shit." "If he is, if he is, free country, isn't it?" "I get you..." "I..." "I get you the sweetest deal and you shit all down it." "You just shit all down it." "Your head's all fucked up." "Eh?" "It's all fucked up in your head." "He said you owe him, you owe him." "I don't owe him anything." "Get out of here, Billy." " Give us me some fucking keys then." " One last thing." "Three years ago when I did that guy, how did your hands look afterwards?" "How did your hands look, Billy?" "You think I didn't fucking know?" " You think I didn't fucking know, Billy?" " You're gone!" "You're gone, man!" " I'm talking to a zero!" " Don't come around here again!" "Gant wants that motor." "Wants it!" "Wants that fucking..." "Wants that Bacon painting." " Wants it." " It's not want he wants." "Watch out for a big Bosnian fucker!" "Next time, he'll come!" "Hey, hey, hey!" "Woah." " Have a word." "Don't be shy." " Hey, what's the rush?" " Who do you think that is?" " Some cunt." "How do you feel about guns, Jordan?" "My dear boy, I'm a trained actor." "I can feel anything about anything." "You took it from a passing philosopher, I imagine." "You got somewhere to put it?" "I do." "I need to borrow a car." "Why fuck around?" "Hello, Billy." " Fuckin' A!" " Get up!" "Get up!" "Don't!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Come here!" "Come here!" "We can..." "We can work it out!" " You're hurting me." " You were in my house, Billy," " where I fucking live!" " He told me to go." "What happened to the owner of my old place, Billy?" "Huh?" "It was..." "It ain't to frame you, I swear." " The fuck it isn't." " That fucking stupid bastard, he went in and he tried to get in to get some fucking clothes." " Who?" " I don't know." "I don't know." "Yeah." "So, Gant lost it!" "Yeah, you know like he done that night with the fucking spade!" "He fucking lost it." "Yeah, so he took the cunt down to fucking Brighton." "He took him down, he fucked him up the fucking arse and he cut his fucking head off, man!" "I swear, Gant will kill everybody!" "Yeah, everyone who belongs to you, I swear, everybody." "Does he know about my sister?" "Everybody knows about your sister." "Come here!" "Come here!" "Look at me, you cunt!" "Mitch!" "Mitch!" "Mitchy, it's me, you remember me?" "You remember me, you remember Billy, don't ya?" "Come here." "No, no, no." "That's Gant's money." "That's Gant's money, don't touch it." "No, it's not, Billy." "No, it's not." "Just another fuckin' gangster, Billy." "All the money is mine." "All the fucking money is mine!" "Don't!" "Give me that money." "I'll give you my own fucking money." " Stay there!" " I'll give you my own fucking money." "What have you done to me?" " Is he all done and dusted?" " It's Mitchel." "And what physical condition is that Billy in?" "Can we talk a little business, Rob?" "I don't feel we got too much more to say." "Any more out of you and I'll be paying you a fucking visit and I'll cut your fucking throat!" " That's mine!" " Give me." "That's mine, you cunts!" "Don't you love this place?" "My friend owns it." "Alfons!" "This is my sibling, Mitchel." "Mitchel, this is Alfons." "A pleasure." "I shall order for you both." "Yeah, all right, but nothing nasty." " That's Alfons." " Without a doubt." "Have you been drinking?" "Can we not talk about anything important for a change?" "Like the fact I've left Dr. Raju." "No longer." "Me and Dr. Raju, finito." "You took his PIN number?" " What?" " His PIN number?" "Money, money, money, it's all you ever talk about." " Your tie's undone." " Yeah, it's been a long day." "Listen." "There are some people after me." " And they might try and hurt you." " Ooh!" " Yeah." " Ooh!" "Very much so." "So I want you out of the country until I settle something." "Well, the world's got an infinite number of places, could be anywhere." "Yeah, one of them's Paris." "Here, a train ticket." "Ooh, Paris!" "All right." "But I'm going to need more money than my usual." " None." " Of course." " Yeah?" " No excuses." "And stay there, right." "Until I call." "You're not my dad, all right?" "Alfons, can we get..." "What should we have..." "Two triple Sambucas on fire." " Briony." " Make sure they're on fire." "I like it when you take care of me." "I love you." " Don't miss the train." " What?" "Mitchel, I'm not going to drink, I promise I won't drink." "I promise I won't drink!" "Yeah, can I get my Sambucas please, Alfons?" " You haven't been anywhere." " Not yet." "I've taken a job." "That's good." " I have to go to LA." " Get out of London." " Yeah, it doesn't suit me." " Right." "Will you come with me?" "There's something I have to do first." "But you'll come to America?" "Yeah, I will." " Heard of the Chateau Marmont?" " Yeah." "They have a list, it doesn't exist." "Your name will be on it." "Watch out for a big Bosnian fucker!" "Next time, he'll come!" "You have a visitor." "I'm not sure how to say this, but it's the sort of thing a celebrity really cannot afford to have in the newspapers." "What are we going to do with him?" "Billy's get found dead everywhere." "I'm going to need your help." "Are you able?" "If I can poison a producer with his own Quaaludes," "I should say I'm equal to just about anything." "Compared to most people, I'm a fucking Borgia Pope." "What do you intend to do about this Bosnian fucker?" "This Storbor?" "Kill him." "Kill who hired him." "We're gonna need a fuck of a lot of drugs." "You have found your man." "RRight." "I am what I say I am." "Lads!" "I hear you've been looking for me." "You have balls, my friend." "I'll buy you a drink." "No, I want to do a deal." "Did you find something at your house, huh?" "That was a funny thing you did." "I like your style." " You coming?" " As long as my new friend comes too." " You're so fucked, mate!" " Yeah, why not." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "You ever heard of the Beatles?" "Niet." "John Lennon was me uncle." "Who's this wanker?" "I love you." " What did you want to talk about?" " We talk or you're getting paid." " Yeah." " What does he mean, getting paid?" "Does everyone get this high?" "What do you mean, getting paid?" "As in, you do Gant, I'll double it." "Have you got the balls to kill Gant?" "I have killed babies." "That's good to know." "Let it happen, mate." "You're done." "Mr. Mitchel, look, I won't say anything!" "It's not just grass." "Fuck!" " Hello." " Briony, where are you?" " I'm in Paris, where else?" " Good girl." "Stay there, all right?" "All right." "Breathe." "Fuck!" "Briony?" "Where's Briony?" "Well, well, well." "What lovely surprises." "Oh, you have no fucking idea." "Thank you for coming in." "Would you get down there, please?" "What the fuck are you doing?" "That's just dope, mate." "Please." "Right here." "Right here." "Yes?" " How the fuck did you get in?" " Your missus let me in." "I've got 60 grand here." "In this room." "Get it." "Don't open it." " Why not?" " Because there's a fucking gun in it." "Out you come." "Get into bed." "You and me could be great." "People will remember us." " It's funny what you remember." " Oh, yeah." "I wrote a poem for a girl once, she signed her name to it and gave it to her other boyfriend." "What's that got to do with me?" "My client has no knowledge of any of these matters." "At the time of the incident, my client was already in transit to the United States." "Heard you'd been looking for me." "This is a matter for the London Metropolitan Police." "No further questions at this time."

"Previously on "Alias"..." "Someone now has the ability to detonate six nuclear weapons, and I am responsible." "So I am going to be part of the team that finds and disarms those warheads." "I need your help." "There are two things you need to know about this necklace." "It's layered with C-4." "If you remove it while it's armed, you'll break the circuit, and it'll detonate." "If at any moment I believe you're attempting to escape or sabotage us," "I'll activate this remote trigger and blow your head off myself." "Hold it." "Back up now!" "Is there something you'd like to tell us?" "We'd like the warheads you've acquired." "Yeah." "Thank you for the supplies." "Of course." "Absolutely." " Mr. Vaughn." " Yes, sir." "Mr. Vaughn." "The necklace has been deactivated." "I'll have to call you back." "When?" " Just now." " You've confirmed this?" "Yes." "Satellite imagery detects combat." "Combat?" "What just happened?" "It's over." "Can we tell if there's survivors?" "Not with this bird." "We need new satellites." "Even if they survive, sending in a team is out of the question." "Why?" "They're on an authorized mission." "A clandestine mission." "If we start scouring the countryside, the Indian government is gonna figure out that" "Pakistani-supported rebels have acquired nuclear weapons." "They're gonna launch strikes." "The Pakistanis retaliate." "I'm gonna get called in front of committees demanding to know why we screwed up!" "The only thing we're interested in is how to make this problem disappear." "I want an options paper from you in two hours." "After that, I'd like to look for the Bristows." "Nuclear weapons." "I shouldn't have to define your priorities." "I don't think we should cut them loose." "Alive or dead, the mission failed." "So if the Bristows are out there, they're on their own." "Hey, man." "Check this out." "Nothing like more bad news, huh?" "Maybe they were a roving patrol." "No, PRF rebels would never be this deep into Indian territory without being dispatched." "Your father's right." "We had one advantage." "Surprise." "Now that's gone." "Just a second." "Can't stop." "More patrols could be in the area." "What happened?" "Nothing." "I just scraped my leg." "Dad, I can do it." "I got it." "You need to stop the bleeding." "Where are you going?" "These bushes." "They have Myrtus Communis berries." "Their juice soothes the skin, helps healing." "You should put this on first." " Seriously, I'm fine." " You're not." "No, you're not fine." "Jack, I know you're determined to get to Srinagar, but my contact in Jaipur is much closer." "He's reliable." "He has good equipment." "This is a CIA mission." "I have operational control." "You're a prisoner." "Your only function, sole reason you're breathing air, is to use your knowledge of the rebels' base to help us steal the suitcase nukes and leave." "That's why we're using people I know and trust." "I'm not having this conversation again." " You okay?" " Yeah." "Thanks." "This is not a power play." "The facility we're headed for, security's tighter than the NSA." "If I don't have the right equipment, it's pointless." "We should move." "Okay." "I know what you're thinking." "Do you?" "The toaster." "What are you guys talking about?" "We used to have this toaster at home." "It was broken, and using it one night," "I started a small fire." "We had something like this to drink, and we both had a little too much." "I forgot about the toast I was making." "When was this?" "You were 4 years old." "There was so much smoke, we had to move out for a week." "We stayed in that hotel." "Summit." "Summit." "Wait." "Was that the hotel with the sundaes?" " Mm-hmm." " Yeah." "I think you had one every night." "You should get some sleep." "Jack?" "I would have called." "I need your help." "Yes, of course." "No one can see you dressed like this." "That's one of the reasons we're here." "It is good to see you again." "You too." "You look well." "Imagine how bad I looked before." "Are you who I think..." " Is she yours?" " Yes." "He always brags about you." "He showed me a picture once..." "We need to penetrate a class-A target outside Muzaffarabad." "We'll need aliases, papers, transpo, ammo, sat phone, and security penetration." "Yes." " Would you like some tea?" " No, thank you." "We also need tactical gear and night vision goggles." "Yes... except no." "My main supplier died two months ago." "Saresh was killed?" "Heart attack." "We are old men, Jack." "We don't live forever, especially in Kashmir." "Of course, I can provide aliases, basic weapons, access to satellite phone and transportation." "What kind of security?" "Biometric sensors." "Dual infrared passive and microwave sensors." " Fiber optics on the fence." " Your timeframe?" "None." "We're behind schedule." "Well, I can do what I can do, but it might not be enough." "We'll take whatever you've got." "Thank you." "Yes." "First thing..." "You need to be looking not like you." "Hello?" "Hi." "I'm on a secure line." "Sydney." "We saw the blast." "What happened?" "I'll fill you in later." "We were compromised." "I'm glad you're okay." "What about your parents?" "Some people go miniature golfing." "We go to India and look for nukes." "Listen, Sydney." "We intercepted a communication." "The rebels say they're activating the nukes tomorrow." " Activate how?" " We don't know." "Deploy, detonate?" "Activate." "That's the word they used." "It might mean delivery, detonation." "We don't know, but we have to assume the worst since they got the control codes through SD-6." "I got the control codes for SD-6." "I can deactivate the nukes." "If you get there in time." "Perfect." "Here." "My truck is on the other side of the market." "I owe you." "What kind of air filter does it have?" " A foam filter." " That won't work." "It'll clog up in the desert." "We'll return the truck as soon as we can." "It'll never get us there." "You think I'm second-guessing you." "This is my decision." "It is not negotiable!" "Listen to me!" "We have a job to do." "Your issues are going to have to be dealt with later." "Please excuse us." "Right now we have six suitcase nukes that are going to be activated tomorrow." "Is that confirmed?" "CIA doesn't have details." "They want us to deactivate the nukes." "CIA needs to get authorization for a strike now." "They need confirmation the nukes are there." " It'll be too late." " Not if we work together." "This is the way it's gonna be." "Dad will decide how we get to the base." "It's his call." "Once we arrive, Mom takes over." "You know your way around." "You'll lead us to the nukes and back out." "Then you'll resume control and get us home." "There will be no objections to and no deviations from this plan." "Three of these are filled with grain." "Irina, you'll be in the fourth." "You can't be serious." "She's the most likely to be recognized." "The rebels are looking for a 3-person team." "We have a better chance of avoiding detection if we alter our configuration." "You sure she can breathe in there?" "Dad, we need to get moving." "I know." "I'm just... preparing myself to let Irina out." "It'll be fine." "Sydney, I've been doing this job a long time, so when you lectured me about continuing the mission..." " Dad, my point was..." " I know what your point was." "The truth is..." "I needed to hear it." "I'm proud of you." "That's all." "Thank you." "What are we doing here?" "This is not the drop." "The filter got clogged, didn't it?" "We're still 10 miles away from the base." "We need to hike to the field, where we'll access a sewage tunnel." "That'll lead us into the facility." "I thought you said security was heavy." "It is, on the other side of the facility." "At the entry point we're using, the rebels rely on land mines to keep intruders away." "We don't have the equipment to detect land mines." "We don't have the equipment because your contact didn't come through." "I know where the mines are." "You'll walk through a minefield you haven't seen in 19 years?" " Is there another way?" " And assume no new mines?" "I just spent five hours in a grain bin." "It's my turn now." "Let's get to it." "I spoke with Gerard Cuvee, leader of the PRF." "He's quite charming." "More like a banker than a rebel leader." "But you're a money man, too, aren't you?" "Is everything in place?" "The nuclear cores will be activated at 1700 hours." "As soon as it's done, they'll upload the results to our server." "Yeah?" "sir, I have someone calling regarding your wife." " They won't identify themselves." " Record the call." "I need some privacy." "Yeah?" "Romantic touch." "Your wife's ring finger." "By now, your lab's confirmed that despite your best efforts, you didn't kill Emily." "And now I have her." "What do you want?" "$100 million in bearer bonds." "This is about money?" "Everything is about money." "Instructions for the drop have been electronically mailed to you." "You've got 24 hours." "Fail to deliver the bonds, and the next delivery will go to The Alliance." "Where did the PRF get all these mines?" "You Americans have the worst inventory controls in the world." "So, Sydney, how's school?" "I'm writing my dissertation." "Supposedly." "Quiet." "Behind the tree!" "To your left, Jack!" "Jack, I need a gun." "Don't move." "You're on a mine." "Sydney, don't move!" "Five steps forward." "Three to your left... and straight towards us." "Are you hurt?" "No." "The bullet hit my vest." "It's an M-26 anti-personnel mine." "We'll need to pry off the panel and remove the blasting cap." "You need to cut the core that leads to the blasting cap." "Her knife's not coated." "If she cuts with metal, she'll complete the circuit and set it off." "I can do it." "It's okay." "Over that hill is the entrance to the tunnel." "We should hurry." "Follow closely." "Contact the Bristows." "Tell them to pull out." "I have no way of initiating." "Why?" "The Indians found out the rebels have acquired nukes." "They're launching air strikes in 24 hours." "We have to get them to back off." "They're angry we knew and kept it from them." "They're insisting on going forward." "Then let me make a personal appeal." "Vaughn, everybody is working on this." "State, NSC, DOD." "You're probably gonna say no to this... but I want to go to India." "I was stationed there for two years." " I have relationships with..." " Go." "Go?" "I'll have a military aircraft waiting." "This is totally back-channel." "You're just gonna..." "Are you trying to get rid of me?" "Clear." "We're here." "The nukes will either be in a sealed RD lab or a vault located in the sub-basement." "The lab's security system is more sophisticated." "So check the vault first?" "Not if we only get one shot." "The lab has thermal sensors to detect intruders through their body heat." "If we raise the room to body temperature, 98.6 degrees, the sensors won't be able to distinguish between us and the thermostat level of the lab." "Sydney, you'll get to the central heating control panel." "It's located in a room near the stairwell in the sub-basement." " Find the panel for Zone 3." " Got it." "Jack, the lab door is controlled by a voice-recognition system." "Only Cuvee's voice is programmed to open it." "We need to break into the main computer system here to access his file." "You'll erase his voice and substitute your own." "I'll be in Cuvee's private office." "You and I are not separating." "Not in here." "Jack, listen to me." "Unless I deactivate the facility's surveillance system from Cuvee's office, we won't get anywhere near the nukes." "No." "You've done good work getting us here." "I'm not blind to that." "But I'm also far from trusting you." "If you want those nukes for yourself, this is a perfect setup." "You were an officer in this facility." "You've got friends here willing to work with you." "Friends?" "Know what this place was when I was here, Jack?" "A prison." "Where the KGB interrogated suspected traitors." "And, no, I wasn't an officer here." "I was a prisoner." "Why do you think I learned the sewage tunnels or memorized the mine locations?" "So I could escape, you idiot." "We're out of time." "We either split up and meet at the lab in five minutes, or we're going back." "It's your choice." "Dad, she's right." "We don't have any more time." "I'll be in the lab in five minutes." "I promise." "You better be." "Mera naam Gerard Cuvee." "Mera naam Gerard Cuvee." "Mera naam Gerard Cuvee." "Thank you for agreeing to this emergency meeting." "Despite my best efforts to comply with your orders to kill my wife after she learned the truth about SD-6, someone interfered." "And this person is now extorting me for her return." "Last week, the blackmailers sent me Emily's finger." "Her ring finger." "Lab tests confirmed Emily was alive when they severed the finger." "Blood coagulation tests are not 100% accurate." "Yes, but they are reliable." "Then, two days ago, Security Section obtained those." "Those are photographs of airport security in Santiago and London." "And we have confirmed that Emily was on flight manifests last week." "Any idea on the men with her?" "No, but the blackmailer wants $100 million in bearer bonds for her return." "Who else knew about your instructions to kill Emily?" "Only the people in this room." "You believe one of us may be behind this?" "No." "But someone has infiltrated our secure communications." "Well, whoever it is will get nothing." "No." "It's not quite that simple." "We have to eliminate this leak before more damaging information about The Alliance gets out." "So I propose that we put a tracking device on the bonds." "That we make this exchange." "That we follow the blackmailer." "And we assassinate him." "You understand, Arvin, after all this, if you get your wife back, she will still have to be eliminated." "I understand." "The thermal sensors are neutralized." " Where's your mother?" " I haven't seen her." "We got this far." "She must have gotten to Cuvee's office and disabled the system." "She'll be here." "Mera naam Gerard Cuvee." "We're not waiting." "Use the control codes to begin deactivation." "The plutonium core is gone." "Uh, hi, Mr. Sloane, it's me." "Marshall." "But... sorry." "You probably already know that." "We, uh, planned this." "Anyway, the tracer on the bonds is working perfectly." "Good." "I'm turning off my comm." "Yeah?" "I see you." "Leave the briefcase on the bench and keep walking." "Proceed toward the corner while we verify the authenticity of the bonds." "Oh, yeah, I got you, baby." "Right into my wheelhouse." "Come on." "Go to the row of vending machines." "Take the "City View. " Fifth from the top." "I told you, ain't nobody getting by" "Magic Marshall's invisible liquid tracer." "I say, come on!" "Unh!" "Come on!" "Unh!" "Wait a minute." "Wait." "No." "Where did..." "Oh, God, no." "No!" "I think you understand the situation you find yourself in..." "Not to brag, but I'm kind of responsible for matchmaking you and Irina." "Didn't she tell you?" "I was a supervisor at the KGB." "I gave her the assignment to go to the U.S." "and marry a CIA officer." "You weren't the only prospect, but you had the most potential." "I actually thought it would dawn on you that a woman like this would never go for someone like you." "Luckily for me... your ego was too big for that." "You're a dead man!" "No, wait, wait." "I want what we came for." "Sark's made a deal with us." "What kind of double cross is he planning?" "Maybe you didn't hear me." "We know Sark has a new partner." "Who is it?" "Get the information..." " Uh-huh." " And meet me in my office." "I was caught." "I had to do this, or we'd all be killed." "They're not detonating the nukes." "Here's what you have to do." "Is everything on target?" "We ran into a few problems, but, uh..." "What kind of problems?" "We've got it under control." "We'll proceed as planned." "I'll expect your report within the hour." "Trust me on this." "If you don't make it out, I'm sorry this happened." "Mr. Vaughn, good to see you again." "But I'm afraid you came a long way for nothing." "We have people at the PRF base stealing the nukes." "If they fail, we'll be the Pakistanis' target." " They won't fail." " You can't guarantee that." "If you launch those strikes, you will be killing some of our best assets." "Your government knew the rebels acquired the suitcase nukes." "They said nothing." "They place our country at risk." "At least delay a few hours until we get our people out." "I'm sorry." "The air strike goes as planned." "You look more like your father every time I see you." "My father wrote about you... in his journal." "He wrote that he trusted you and respected you, and that is why I came such a long way." "I cannot call off the strike." "But I will give you a head start." "Meaning what?" "Meaning a chopper and a pilot." "But if you're going to try to rescue your friends, you're doing so at your own risk." "Dad!" " Shh!" " How did you get free?" "Your mother is helping us." "What?" "What about Cuvee?" "She was torturing you." "She was putting on a show for Cuvee." "Before she left, she put these in my hand." "She told me they're using the cores to activate a Rambaldi artifact." "They're not detonating the nukes?" "Rambaldi experimented with self-sustaining cell regeneration." "This artifact they're opening is reported to be Rambaldi's proof of endless life." "We have no time to make any meaningful assessment." "Your mother claims to have provided us the opportunity to contact the CIA for extraction, and we should act on it." "Can't this thing go faster?" "This is it." "We're going against the wind." " Operations." " This is Mountaineer." "Voice I.D. number Alpha Charlie 7-1-10." "I need to speak with Agent Vaughn." "Vaughn's not available." "Let me give you Kendall." "Agent Bristow, do you have the package?" "We're in process." "We'll need extraction." "Abort." "The Indians have launched air strikes." "Air strikes?" "We're not finished." "Get them to hold off." "Fighter planes are in the sky." "You have to leave now." "Not until we get my mother." "I am ordering you to pull out." "Head for the extraction point." "This is Jack." "You'll either hear from us again, or you won't." "Our assignment is to bring her back." "That's our job." "A flower?" "That's what this is all about?" "We need to get the cores and get out of here." "It's Vaughn!" "We've got the cores." "Tell them to call off the air strikes." "This is Agent Vaughn." "Abort the air strikes." "Repeat." "Abort the air strikes." "You must have a lot of questions." "Yeah." "One thing that should not wait any longer is why I shot you in Taipei." "The rebel leader, Gerard Cuvee, when you were in Taipei... he was in the next room watching to see if I would betray him or you." "Shooting you in the shoulder... giving you time to escape." "It was the only way I could think to maintain his trust... and keep him from killing both of us." "We're both tired." "You should get some rest." "You too Mom." "Hi." "Hey." "Any word on the flower?" "Preliminary analysis indicates that it's anywhere from 400 to 600 years old." "Like I said, preliminary." "Oh." "What's this?" "# Is there nothing I can say #" "# Nothing I can do #" "# To change your mind?" "#" "# I'm so in love with you #" "# You're too deep in #" "# You can't get out #" "# You're just a poor girl in a rich man's house #" "# Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh #" "# Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh #" "# Yeah #" "# Baby, I'm cryin' over you #" "# Don't you know promises were never made to keep?" "#"

"Commissioner, I sent you an advanced copy of my story as a courtesy." "Not so that you can intimidate me into changing it." "Well, it's incomplete." "You made bold claims." "All corroborated from members of your own department." "You made deals, you did favors." ""He can be ruthless with the charmless glare of a stray dog protecting a bone."" "I've always tried to use my influence in the service of what's right." "For the people?" "Or for yourself?" "You know I'm not greedy, Paul." "Were there times when I was emotionally immature?" "Perhaps." "Certain people I should've come down on like a sledgehammer." "Got a name in mind?" "You know the name." "Good morning." "Good morning." "You know, when you sleep over, where do you change clothes?" "I got some suits at the office." "Ah." "I can clear some space." "There's room." "Well, you know, it's only been a month." "What if you find out something about me you didn't like?" "Still a possibility." "Same goes for me." "Or maybe it's what you already know that's the problem." "Hey, your ex is not a deterrent, okay?" "He'll fade away." "Soon I hope." "And I'm not worried about your past." "Hey, I texted you last night." "I saw your old academy pal" "Mike Hauser at The White Horse." "I was out late." "Busy night?" "How is old Dave?" "Old Dave is fine, thank you." "And I wasn't ducking your texts." "I don't get good cell reception in Westchester." "Dave's in Westchester?" "Yeah, why?" "No reason." "Seven nights in a row at Margot's." "We both know that Holbrook is taking payoffs on the Williamsburg Arena remodel." "Let me get this straight." "You want to investigate your girlfriend's soon-to-be ex-husband, who so happens to be deputy mayor." "And which head are you thinking with now?" "Don, he's crooked, all right?" "And if collaring him solves a personal problem, then why not?" "Junior, by now, Holbrook has cooked his books and covered up any kickback." "That's the risk we took by warning him." "A guy like Holbrook, trust me, just give him enough rope." "All right, we got a fresh one at Hotel Chevalier, SoHo." "Owen, you're up." "DOA is Talia Price, 26, address in Flatbush." "Ligature on the neck says strangulation." "No sign of a struggle." "Wallet's full." "It's possible she knew her assailant." "Who found her?" "Hotel manager." "Her roommate showed up at the front desk when she didn't answer her cell." "So, what, the roommate knew where she was and just called to check up?" "A little booze and a little blow... and a safety call." "Suggesting that Talia was a working girl." "The hotel director of security is with TARU" " pulling surveillance." " All right, I'll check and see how they're coming along." "Do me a favor, get a statement." "What?" "I'm just checking the time." "There's a clock above your head." "Your roommate, Talia, she a prostitute?" "She was an escort." "I stand corrected." "You, too?" "I can't believe this is happening." "Who was she with last night?" "She didn't give me a name, just a time frame for the job and when to call if she didn't come home." "She work independently or with a pimp?" "She had high-end clients so she kept that stuff private." "I don't, I don't know the agency." "Well, to be honest, Monique, you don't seem to know much." "Well, she wasn't proud of the work and tried to keep it low-key." "Any apprehension about the date last night?" "She was excited actually." "She was quitting to start City College next week." "We're going to need to have access to her personal effects, okay?" "Hang on a second." "Mm-hmm." "I'm gonna show you something." "Right?" "And when I show it to you, you act like a professional, you understand?" "Keep it together." "Okay." "All right." "All right, run it please." "All right, this is our DOA," "Talia Price, and her date checking into the hotel." "Now, in the elevator, a few seconds later..." "Holbrook." "Now, don't go licking your chops." "We got a long way to go on this one." "You didn't hear a word I just said, did you?" "♪ Golden Boy 01x12 ♪ Beast of Burden Original Air Date on May 7, 2013" "== sync, corrected by elderman ==" "♪" "I'm sorry, Mr. Holbrook, they walked right past me." "Kate, Kate, it's okay." "Uh, just get me an ETA on Lisa Harris." "Lisa Harris, well, she don't come cheap." "What are you trying to get out in front of, Mr. Holbrook?" "A nightmare, all right?" "But I haven't done anything wrong." "Then why the lawyer?" "I'm just trying to get my head straight, okay?" "I did not hurt that woman, so don't you look at me with anything even resembling judgment, you got that?" "You going to come out quietly or do we have to walk you out in cuffs, huh?" "Okay." "There's holes in the surveillance, but we do have Holbrook and the DOA Talia Price up to the floor the room was on, then leaving three hours later through the lobby in a rush." "Victim's cell records show a lot of texts between her and Holbrook." "Anything to suggest a motive?" "Just places and times to meet up." "Could be blackmail or drug related or he just lost his temper." "I mean, he's not the most even-keeled guy." "Well, maybe you're just pushing him a little." "Not as much as he's pushing me." "I'm getting a feeling that you shouldn't be in the room." "I'm good, Lieu." "Holbrook's lawyer's here." "What's your relationship with Talia Price?" "Um, she was a call girl and I was her client for over a year." "Is that how you ended up with her at the hotel with her last night?" "Yes." "But I didn't kill that girl." "Explain her death." "I woke up in that hotel room and she was lying next to me and she was dead." "And you don't think there are a few holes in that, Carlton?" "Detective Clark, can the animosity, or we're walking out of here." "No, Lisa, you can it." "Your client's got some explaining to do." "I was passed out all night." "I-I-I don't remember a damn thing." "Well, the hotel security cameras do show you hammered but walking." "I have no recollection of even coming to that hotel." "I was at the Waverly," "I remember texting Talia for us to meet up, and then... and then I came to." "I'm being set up here." "It's the only plausible scenario." "Not the only one." "Detective." "In my experience, people don't just kill an innocent party to set someone up." "I don't care what your experience tells you, okay?" "You woke up next to a call girl and she was dead." "Why didn't you call the police?" "I was in shock." "I just ran." "We have prepared a list of individuals who may have a grievance with Carlton." "Look, unless he's under arrest, which I wouldn't advise, we'll let ourselves out." "How about you save your advice for your client, not us?" "And we're gonna be watching you like a hawk." "I'm going to meet you in the car, okay?" "Detective... we need a minute in private." "Totally unadvisable." "Just..." "In here." "Off the record." "Look, I never like being at a disadvantage, okay?" "Not professionally or personally." "What do you want?" "I never thought that Margot and I were really through." "Well, the divorce papers just need your signature, so..." "There was hope." "Till you appeared." "So, on behalf of the woman that I still love," "I did some diligence." "You recall a, uh, homicide trial from 15 years ago?" "The victim was this Chinese bookie that, uh, got his head crushed in with a brick." "Yeah, the guy on trial for it was, um, a Walter Clark." "Is there any relation?" "You know there is." "Your father was going down for life." "Till the fourth quarter revelation that his son, Walter Jr., could provide an alibi." "Which was a total lie." "Prove it." "Remember your old running buddy Landon Fahey?" "Well, he's doing ten years upstate." "And, um, he says you were with him that night." "The only reason you'd want leverage is if you killed that prostitute." "I did nothing to that woman!" "Then why put me under your thumb?" "We all have skeletons, right?" "This is insurance that mine stay tucked away." "Mayor's aware of the situation." "He says radio silence until we're clear on the outcome." "Talia Price's tox screen came back clean." "Holbrook's blood tested positive for Rohypnol." "What about cocaine?" "Nothing came up." "So it's actually possible that he was roofied?" "Or he took it recreationally." "Or to alibi out." "Since when did you go sour on Holbrook?" "Just calling it like I see it." "Off Talia's laptop, numerous e-mails from Jordan Wiser, her pimp and the owner of Enrapture Escorts." ""Intensity is our motto."" "That's verbatim from the Web site." "Well, these e-mails go on and on, don't they?" "Boiled down:" "Wiser was furious because Talia was quitting." "He's recently bankrupt and last year he took a collar for assaulting another female employee." "It was Talia's last night working." "That's ready income disappearing." "All right, well, where does he live?" "Two addresses on file-- a commercial property in Brooklyn and an apartment in the East Village." "We'll take him at work, you two take the apartment." "Joe, you want to come with us?" "Oh, boy." "I need a minute." "Pops, what's going on?" "Found him walking along the West Side Highway looking lost." "He said you were on the job." "I wasn't lost." "I was doing research." "He said that a few times." "Thanks." "You got it." "Colleen was coming to pick you up at the dentist." "You're not supposed to be walking around the city alone, you know that." "Joseph, I haven't told you my new idea:" "a face recognition program on cameras." "You put it on every traffic light, and you will find any crook that you're looking for." "What do you think?" "It's not bad, actually, but I don't think the technology's there." "And what about that took you to the West Side Highway?" "I was studying the traffic flow." "Watching the faces." "Just research." "Dad, we agreed, no more patents." "The market's too limp." "Besides, you got pottery class, pinochle." "Forcing me to do pottery?" "You glaze beautifully." "Hey, Joe." "Sorry, Joe." "We gotta go." "Polo, Ralph Lauren." "The cologne." "Oh." "I work in fragrances." "I can get you a break on it." "Walter Clark, my father, Francis Diaco." "Hi, Walter." "Good to meet you." "And he worked in fragrances 26 years ago." "Look, I got to bow out, get this troublemaker home." "Okay." "Catch you later." "All right." "Okay." "All right, let's go." "We got to talk." "My dad came into our room the night before the trial." "Agnes was asleep." "She was about four." "He said that me and him were going to his lawyer, and he told me what to say." "Which was?" "That I was with him in an arcade in Times Square when he supposedly smashed that bookie's head in." "Now, Holbrook knows about that." "He's blackmailing me, and my hands are tied." "Because you took the stand?" "Yeah." "The prosecution couldn't cross-examine me too hard or they'd risk looking like they were beating up a kid." "Perfect alibi." "He said, if I didn't do it, he'd take Agnes and I'd never see them again." "This is supposed to be Wiser's business." "It's a dead end." "All right, I'm gonna call Arroyo and McKenzie." "All right." "Listen, you know your dad did you a favor, right?" "What?" "Anybody who would put a 12-year-old to lie on a witness stand is just no damn good." "I mean, in his bones he's no damn good." "And he pushed you too far." "And now look at you." "What, with my ass in the fire from some dirty politician?" "Turned you into a cop." "A damn good cop." "You should think about that." "Hey, you soak your shoe in this?" "Coffee sucks." "Note taken." "I'll make another pot." "Why would I want you to make another pot when you couldn't make this one right?" "Just trying to help you out, sir." "Bitch." "Excuse me?" "Thank you." "You're welcome." "What'd you say to that guy?" "I said, "That's my daughter you're talking to, so you'd better mind your manners."" "Been a long time, baby girl." "Jordan Wiser!" "Police!" "Get out!" "Get out with your hands up!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "Don't shoot!" "Get out!" "Get out!" "Don't shoot me!" "I'm unarmed!" "I am totally cooperating!" "And I totally admit to abusing cocaine for the last 27 hours!" "Good." "Then you'll be nice and chatty." "Let's get some pants on you." "Come on." "It's awful, it's awful." "Talia was such a great kid." "Hard worker, good attitude." "Hard worker?" "As your prostitute?" "Escort." "Look, my nerves are completely destroyed." "You guys mind if I have a smoke?" "You light that, you get a fist in your face." "Can I just drag on it and pretend I'm smoking?" "Whatever." "Look, you had a history of violence with your girls, a pile of coke, and we know about your financial troubles." "Must've been a kick in the ass to learn that your best earner was leaving." "Yeah, especially since Tali isn't even in your books." "You kept meticulous files." "I have a lot of energy." "Was she working behind your back?" "Pocketing your fee?" "She wouldn't do that.?" "She did last night." "What did you do,your fee?" "follow her and Holbrook back to the hotel?" "Get payback on them both?" "Carlton Holbrook?" "Yeah." "Look, if anybody wanted payback, it was that guy's wife," "Margot Dixon." "Just for the record, last night" "I was at the Ace Bar from 6:00 in the afternoon until closing." "Hold on." "Hold on a second." "Shut up!" "Holbrook's wife?" "What the hell you talking about?" "Sure, man." "Happened a couple months ago." "She found out about his playtime with Talia and she just came after her." "She went completely ballistic." "Was threatening her, calling her." "It was terrible." "She went crazy." "I'm gonna need you to go into this in very energetic detail." "Colleen, it's not your fault." "He got antsy, he's fine." "The man recounted three obscenely dirty jokes on the way home." "He's sharper than the both of us." "I'll see you tonight." "My dad is a little bananas." "Well, you're lucky to have him." ""Margot got in Talia's face," ""pushed her around and ripped off her necklace." "She was out for blood."" "That's Wiser's statement." "What, so we're taking the word of a pimp?" "A suspect?" "Bartender at the Ace says he was there till last call." "He didn't shut up the whole time and surveillance confirms it." "Come on." "Wiser just offered it up." "Nobody led him there." "Margot's got an alibi." "She was with me last night." "From when to when?" "Midnight on." "That's still two hours unaccounted for." "Okay, thank you." "Talia Price filed an assault complaint against Margot Dixon two months ago." "And the coup de grâce, please?" "A recent article she wrote:" ""The Ease and Sleaze of Rohypnol""" "She breaks down how easy it is to buy roofies on the street, documents buying 20 pills." "History, motive and means." "If it was anybody else, you'd be halfway there by now." "All right." "I'll go bring her in." "No." "Just let me." "Let me do it." "This is a nice surprise." "Hey, what's wrong?" "We found a dead pros at a downtown hotel this morning." "The DOA's a Talia Price." "Your name came up in the investigation." "The squad's at your apartment with a, with a search warrant, and... they want to interview you down at the office." "I'm sorry." "I wouldn't recommend watching this." "It's their job to go at her like a suspect." "I'm good." "Just get it over with." "Ms. Dixon, have a seat." "So, where were you last night between 8:00 and midnight?" "I had an interview till about 10:00, and I stopped to buy a bottle of wine on the way home." "Look, can we just cut to the chase?" "How is Carlton involved in this?" "We're not writing your next exposé here." "We'll ask the questions, all right?" "What was your relationship to Talia Price?" "I didn't have one." "An article you published three weeks ago where you admit to sourcing roofies from a dealer in Greenpoint." "Where are those pills now?" "With Brooklyn North Narcotics, where I turned them in." "Is that the only reason I'm here?" "That and Talia Price's recent assault complaint against you." "Cat got your tongue?" "My husband and I had been separated for ten months when I realized a piece of my jewelry was with his belongings when he moved out." "It was my grandmother's." "He told me he gave it to this Talia." "I called and e-mailed for months." "She wouldn't give it back." "Or did you give her the necklace?" "Or maybe you wanted her for yourself?" "You're out of your mind." "Yeah?" "Your Web history and your hard drive show sexually explicit photos of Talia off the Enrapture Escort site." "That has nothing to do with this." "I was over my husband at that point." "He had, he had cheated all through our marriage." "But this was the first time I had a name of one of those women, and a face." "I just wanted to understand what he saw in someone like her that he didn't see in me." "I was just confused." "Well, given the extent of your Web history, one might call it obsessed." "Yeah, only over what she had that I didn't." "That is the only thing I saw in those photos." "But Carlton just used Talia like he uses everyone." "He kept secrets." "He took phone calls at all hours of the night." "I was never allowed to look into his financials." "I think he's capable of anything." "So, Margot was interviewing the Queens Borough president from 8:00 to 10:00 p.m., then she's got a credit card hit at a wine store in Astoria more than an hour away from where Talia was murdered." "Good, she was with me for the rest of the night." "She mentioned that Holbrook had dicey financials, but we combed his bank accounts, they're clean." "Well, he may have others." "Like where?" "I don't know." "Can I..." "Can I just get her home?" "Yeah." "That was gentle." "I barely scratched the surface with that woman." "Yeah." "What?" "How am I out of line here?" "We're not in the interrogation room." "Now you're just going after his girl, but for what?" "All I'm saying is, you don't always know who you're in bed with, do you?" "Come with me." "All right, what's with all the digs?" "Is this about Dave?" "I met the guy." "I got a weird vibe." "Did you look into him?" "I've been trying like hell to believe that you wouldn't, but I think you're needling me to ask." "You're misreading me." "Then what?" "I feel like everything is slipping through my fingers." "And I want to know why." "What happened?" "Define everything." "I was the most respected detective on the squad." "I had the most beautiful woman on my arm." "What the hell happened?" "You're still respected." "And you got a wife." "Things are moving where they're supposed to." "Not according to me." "Is that how everything always has to be?" "Always according to you?" "You're twisting my words." "Can we...?" "Can we please be done with this?" "Please?" "Hey, Freddy." "I'll get her home, thank you." "Home?" "I'm done?" "I'm so sorry about what happened in there, all right?" "I..." "I had no control over it." "I know." "Carlton cheated on me." "And screwed up my head for a bit." "And I can't take that back." "I'm not judging you, I'm not." "I'm not perfect." "Who is?" "Sometimes I think you are." "You're kidding me, right?" "It's like all my past mistakes keep rearing up on me... on us." "But we're gonna make this go away" " I promise you." "But you got to give me a little bit of help." "What's in those files that Holbrook keeps in your storage room?" "He said medical records." "I never looked at them." "Okay, well, I think we need to." "I got a hunch." "Three offshore accounts so no one can trace the kickbacks." "This is so sweet." "You and your new girlfriend working together." "Half a million each." "Two of the names are contractors that you put on the Williamsburg remodel." "But where's the third?" "Huh?" "What, you made promises you couldn't keep?" "If you want me to help you, you need to start talking." "Sarven Minassian." "He's an Armenian commercial contractor." "He's mobbed up." "He paid me for a bid." "You didn't come through with it?" "Well, I came through plenty, but there are limits, okay?" "He kept calling for favors left and right." "I even got him off on a gun possession charge, so I'd say half a mil is the least he can do." "So, what?" "He killed Talia to set you up?" "Is that what you're saying?" "He was very upset." "He thought we had a deal." "So you didn't think to mention this before?" "Well kind of opens up a can of worms, doesn't it?" "Right." "So that's why you mentioned the insurance." "Keeping this quiet is essential." "For both of us." "If he killed Talia Price, he's going down for it." "Well, I guess the question is how hard?" "What exactly does that mean?" "Follow your father's example." "I'm sure whatever got him so riled up about that Chinese bookie is a lot less than what you're facing." "You want me to kill him." "You son of a bitch." "You are insane if you think that I would ever do that." "I'm not expecting you to do anything for my sake." "You'll decide what's best for you." "Oh, tell Margot I say hi." "Sarven Minassian, large-scale construction contractor with a list of collars." "Highlights include assault and possession of a weapon." "What's the connection to Holbrook?" "Well, Holbrook's on the executive committee of the" "Williamsburg Arena, but Minassian is tied to a group of Armenian mobsters, so Holbrook wouldn't deal with him on the new remodel." "Was Holbrook taking money from this guy?" "No, there's no, uh, evidence of that." "So, Minassian roofies a politician and then kills a hooker to frame Holbrook." "But why?" "I don't think we're quite to the bottom of the story yet." "That's all I got so far." "Any surveillance of him in the hotel?" "Only in the surrounding area." "He managed to duck the cameras in the hotel." "What's his last known address?" "Turtle Bay." "Convince him to come in." "Will do." "Doesn't smell right, kid." "All right, so why am I siding with Arroyo?" "Holbrook asked you straight up to kill the guy?" "He didn't say the words, but that's what he meant, yeah." "Wow." "Guy's ex-wife is with another man." "His little criminal world is falling apart." "This guy is spinning out." "I know, but if we can just get Minassian in, keep him contained, then just..." "Then what?" "Your secret stays secret?" "Uh-uh, no, no." "Then you're a slave to it, kid." "There's a lot at stake, Don." "Look... you told me." "Did I disappear?" "No." "We need to play this out, but if push comes to shove, we put Holbrook where he belongs." "You ladies done whispering?" "Are we getting Minassian or what?" "Yeah." "Police!" "Clear." "Clear." "Clear." "Clear." "Somebody tipped him." "Now that we got a minute, how about you come clean?" "You already got what you need." "Hey." "From the balcony." "Talia's pimp smokes these." "Or he pretends to." "I don't see any ashtrays." "Doesn't seem like Minassian smokes." "Well, what would Jordan Wiser and Minassian have in common?" "Do you know a guy named Sarven Minassian?" "That's not a real name, man, come on." "Your brand found on Minassian's balcony with your fingerprints on it." "We dumped your cell and we know that you exchanged several phone conversations with him this week." "Look," "I don't know where he is, all right?" "I swear on my life-- he's probably skipped town already or he's about to." "Did Minassian hire you to set up Holbrook?" "No." "The loyalty is honorable, but we're gonna get him in here eventually, and how long do you think it's gonna take for him to roll on your ass?" "Not very long." "Not very long." "There's one chance for a deal between you." "Take it or he will." "Look, I had no idea what I was getting involved in, all right?" "Did you make Talia Price your sacrificial lamb?" "No!" "Look, Minassian's been a longtime client." "He's the one who introduced me to Holbrook in the first place." "But the two of them got into some kind of beef, I guess." "'Cause one day Minassian, he shows up, he offers me ten grand to set Holbrook up." "How?" "He wanted me to enlist Talia to slip him a Mickey." "Then open the hotel room door when Holbrook passed out." "Sarven was just supposed to take pictures." "You know, blackmail, hooker, drugs?" "But it took a bad turn, I don't know how it happened." "I don't know why it happened." "I desperately need a cigarette." " How do we find him?" " What the hell do you want?" "Sarven, it's the cops, man, they're all over me." "I got to get out of town, but the ten grand you gave me went straight to my coke dealer." "I'm broke as hell." "So what?" "Look, brother, killing Talia was never the plan." "I don't know what you want, Jordan." "When you strangled that girl, my business died with her." "I need cash." "20 grand." "Can we do that?" "So then I can split, and we can be friends, nobody's got to freak out and call their lawyer." "Your lawyer?" "You listen, okay?" "One word and you'll learn a lesson about cold feet." "The whore-- she got cold feet." "And I know where you live." "That sound like a confession?" "And a location." "Bed-Stuy." "♪" "Sixth floor's clear." "Building's vacant." "He must be in the wind." "Let's head down." "Anyone on the fifth?" "Negative." "We're all on three or below." "I need backup now." "I'm on Minassian." "He's heading to the stairwell." "I'm in pursuit." "Minassian!" "There's nowhere to run." "Fire escapes don't go to the roof and the building's surrounded." "He would've killed me, Don." "He had his gun up." "I did not plan this." "Junior, I believe you." "I guess I don't have to tell you about procedure here." "Yeah." "I'll send this over to firearms analysis." "How's he doing?" "No signs of shock or concussion." "I'm good." "Thanks." "You'll need to see the department trauma counselor." "As soon as you can." "Yeah." "Good work, Clark." "Thanks, Lieu." "All right, I'm gonna say this once." "You did exactly what you were trained to do." "Holbrook's going to think" "I killed Minassian to protect him." "Forget Holbrook." "You need to figure out if you're more burdened by what he's got over you or what you're holding over yourself." "You know, technically, everything Holbrook said to me, everything I said to you... should come out in the Fives." "Except for it ain't gonna." "Yeah, okay, that sounds good." "All right, I'll see you later then." "Okay, bye." "The world is moving." "You either move with it or you get mowed over." "Come on." "That's practically your philosophy." "This position that you think you're in it's on you." "It's not about me or Lorraine or Clark or some skell." "And if you're not careful, you're gonna wind up all alone." "And you'll have nobody to blame but you." "You kind of break my heart, Christian." "You're breaking my heart." "With that skell Dave." "He told me he got collared once." "Tax fraud." "Plead out, paid a fine." "But you knew that." "No, I didn't." "I hope I'm wrong but I think you got some hard days ahead of you." "Thank God someone found him this time." "How much longer are we going to put this off?" "Colleen, he just got restless." "I'll talk to him." "He won't do it again." "He needs supervision." "More than we can give." "He'll never go for a nursing home." "He doesn't need it;" "he's sharp as a tack." "I think you know it's not true." "Something terrible happens, you'll never forgive yourself." "Hey, Pops." "How you doing?" "You overcooked the pasta." "Listen, one day down the road, when I'm too old to cook for you, what would you think about assisted living?" "Joseph, I do not urinate in my pants." "That's the kind of thing they do in those places." "That's not true." "What do you want me to do?" "Mental gymnastics, huh?" "You want me to run the multiplication tables?" "You want to give me a history exam?" "I am an elephant." "I remember the first word that you said: "Bill."" "And I'm wondering, who the hell is this Bill?" "But when my second word was "dollar,"" "you realized what I was saying." "I know that she don't want the burden of an old man." "Believe me, I get it." "I'll watch my step." "Okay." "Come here." "I haven't told you my new idea." "Cameras." "Face recognition program." "Put it on every traffic light and you will find any crook that you are looking for." "This is a big idea, Joseph." "This could really be something." "Yeah, Pops." "Maybe it could." "Detective Clark, you know the chief." "Detective, the gun that was found off of Sarven Minassian, that weapon was vouchered as evidence two weeks ago." "It should still be in the property room." "How is that possible?" "Serial numbers match, there's no question it's the same gun." "The report states nobody was with you at the time of the shooting, correct?" "Am I being accused of planting a throwaway?" "We're all certain there's a good explanation." "Pending the outcome of this investigation, you're being placed on modified assignment." "You'll limit your activities to paperwork and answering phones." "We need all your weapons and your shield." "Right now." "This is nothing but a damn shakedown." "It's Holbrook." "He had someone switch the guns." "He's the only one with that kind of reach." "Look..." "I don't know if you want it, but I'd like to offer my help." "I do have some scruples, Don." "And nobody does this to a cop." "Well, then, I think we need to go pay another visit to Mr. Holbrook, then." "All the lights are off in the back, too." "Great." "Not home." "You got your pick tools on you?" "You serious?" "He's framing you, kid." "Now, you got your tools on you or not?" "Personal effects are gone." "All the clothes are out of the drawers." "Safe's empty;" "same with the files." "He's gone." "Maybe it's over." "With Holbrook I should've been more ruthless." "I should've fallen on my sword." "I should've used every weapon that I could to put him behind bars." "'Cause we all know there's nothing more dangerous than a man with nothing left to lose." "== sync, corrected by elderman =="

"NEWSREADER:" "A four-year-old boy has been found dead in bushland not far from the Brisbane River." "CORNIELLE:" "The cause of Thom's death was a blunt-force trauma to the back of the skull." "Didn't we get you a kit with one like this?" " Gone'?" "BEN:" "What's going on?" "Apparently, the police won't let them take our rubbish." "CORNIELLE:" "You must like her." "You had a child with her." "I should go." "Thom's real dad was me." " You're incredible." "Tash." "You and Mum can't break up." "That's not meant to happen." " Tasha!" "What are you doing?" " I said no to this." "Let her go, man." "Argh!" "(YELLS) Dad!" "I did not touch her." "Get out of my house!" "(UNEASY MUSIC)" "(SPEAKS INAUDIBLY)" "EVA:" "Dad'?" "Dad!" " BEN:" "Hey." "Are you OK'?" "Yeah." "What's up?" "You better come to the pool." "OK, yeah." "Just one sec." "(TENSE MUSIC)" "Why didn't you fish it out?" "You're the expert at getting rid of stuff." "I've got muffins in the oven." "You hungry?" "Where's your mum'?" "Did you speak with Cooper?" "TASHA:" "Haven't spoken to anyone." "I'm poison right now, thanks to you." "I told you not to go to that party." "You embarrassed me in front of everyone I know." "Your life might be shit, but some of us are still trying to have one." "I just don't ever want to see you get hurt." "You can't just..." "throw yourself at guys." "You don't have the right to tell me who to sleep with." "Listen, did you...see anybody near the back of my ute?" "Last night, when Dave brought you home?" "No." "I don't know." "I didn't notice." "(PHONE RINGS)" "I gotta go." "Watch Eva?" "(DISQUIETING MUSIC)" "(PHONE TRILLS)" "RECORDED MESSAGE:" "Ben, it's Ryan Can from the house you're painting." "Taylor and I are pretty concerned about your progress, so can you give us a call?" "(KNOCK ON DOOR)" "BEN:" "Hi, Pat." "You look dreadful. ls that wife of yours looking after you?" "Yes." "Oh, it's all that rubbish they're writing about you in the papers." "Not fit to wipe your arse with." "As if you could have done a thing like that." "Good Lord." "Oh, that poor boy." " Dave!" "DAVE:" "On the loo!" "Well, what are you doing in there, knitting a jumper?" "Hurry up, you've got a visitor." "OK, all this Tasha business..." "Did you put something in my ute?" "What?" "Did you put something in my ute?" " What are you talking about'?" "I'm not clicking around, OK'?" "Last night, after you brought Tash home." "OK, nothing happened with Tasha." "Seriously, she's your daughter..." "OK, did you put anything in my back toolbox?" "I don't know what you're talking about." " Did you?" "Jesus!" "Look at yourself." "You kicked me out of your house." "You told me to never come back again." "2.2 seconds later, you're in here accusing me of what?" "What'd I put in your ute?" "What'd you find?" "What, you can't even tell me?" "What is going on with you, mate?" "Look, this whole Thom stuff is awful." "I know that." "But you're acting nuts." "You're running around, you're accusing people of shit." "Look at yourself." "Look how you're treating the people who care about you." "I shouldn't have come." "Yeah, well, tell me." "Ben, what is going on?" "What did you find?" "Thank your mum." "(MOUTHS WORD)" "(UNSETTLING MUSIC)" "(PHONE RINGS)" "Hey, Mr Carr, I'm sorry." "I'm on my way." " RYAN:" "Don't bother." "What's that'?" "RYAN:" "Don't bother going to the house." "I said I'd have it done by Christmas, and I will." "Seriously?" "You seriously think that's possible?" " Look, I've..." "RYAN:" "Because I don't." "I've just..." "I've got some issues right now." "I just need a day or two..." "RYAN:" "We're gonna find somebody else." " Look, we had a deal." "Take us to court." "(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)" " Oh, hey, what's going on?" "They're in your workshop." "CHRISTY:" "I've actually gotta go out myself." "I can't really help you, Detective." "CORNIELLE:" "Are you expecting him home anytime soon?" "CHRISTY:" "No, not really, he's gonna be at work for at least another two or three hours." "I've got to run off myself, so..." "CORNIELLE:" "Mr Gundelach." "Just the person we want to see." "Do you have the key to this locker?" "What are you looking for'?" "It's something to do with your torch." "Is there a problem, Mr Gundelach?" "Right, let's get these receipts." "Store receipts, handwritten receipts, print-offs of online purchases." "I said I didn't have a problem with them having a look." "When did you say you bought the torch?" "CHRISTY:" "I don't remember." "Ask our accountant." "And you don't remember, Mr Gundelach?" "Last year?" "Two years ago?" "Three?" "You alright, Mr Gundelach?" "You're bleeding again." "BEN:" "I'm fine." "Perhaps we could take these with us, and you could take Mr Gundelach to a doctor." "Thank you for your time." " Why are you home so early?" "I, um..." "I lost the job at the New Farm house." " What are you doing, Ben?" "I'll get another job." "You'll screw it up running around trying to do the police's job for them." " They think I did it." "You didn't do it." " I know that." "Then let it go." "I hate this." "It's ruining us." "It's just speeding things up." "You know that." "We need to get you to Dr Turner." "I can get there myself." "OK." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "(HORN BEEPS)" "(CAR DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)" "MAN:" "How are you?" " CHRISTY:" "Good." "How are you?" "You look beautiful." " CHRISTY:" "Thank you." "All set'?" "CHRISTY:" "Yeah. (CHUCKLES)" "(CAR DOORS OPEN AND CLOSE)" "DR TURNER:" "You've been through a lot lately." "BEN:" "The whole street's been through a lot lately." "We'll live." "How about your family?" "How's Christy and the girls?" "I wish they didn't have to see it all." "No, it's not fair." "But you can't do anything about that, can you?" "I wish I could." "But this, you should have seen me sooner." "Headaches'?" "Yep." " Are you self-medicating?" "Mmm, yep." "Let's have a look." "We don't want to see a detached retina." "OK, look over there." "Now, are you seeing any floaters in your eye?" "Those squiggly things that drift in your vision?" "BEN:" "No." "OK, other eye." "And no flashes or black spots'?" " No." "OK." "Retina looks fine, which is good." "But I'm going to write you a script for those headaches." "Back in a tick." "You can get that filled in next door." "BEN:" "Thanks." "(PHONE RINGS)" "BEN:" "Hello?" "Mr Gundelach." "Ian Cornielle." "You're not on your way to a job, are you?" "What do you want?" "This is a receipt we found in your files this morning." "It just says 'torch kit' on there, but we contacted the hardware chain and they verified that the product code at that date was the Lightchief 22." "That's the same make that Forensic Services determined was used to kill Thom Murnane." "So we have the case we have the receipt we have the forensic report, and you own the torch that was used to kill Thom." "So what?" "Maybe it's the same model, I don't know." "But I bet you asked that hardware chain how many of those torches they sell, right?" "Hundreds." "I mean, there's gotta be hundreds of them out there." "Yes, mine is missing." "But it doesn't mean it was used to kill Thom." "I don't know what happened to it." "I don't know who took it." "I don't know where it is." "Thank you for your time, Mr Gundelach." "(THUNDER CRASHES)" "(ENGINE IDLES)" "How dare they?" "How dare they?" "Yeah, I ought to just go straight down to the newspaper and tell them." "Who needs to know that'?" "Who needs to read that my little boy's head was smashed by multiple blows?" "Who needs to read that'?" "Jess, the police released it for a reason." "They just want to smoke out whoever they think did it by letting them know they know what was used." "(PANTS HEAVILY)" "(RAIN PAT-FE RS)" "Where are your tablets?" "The sedatives that Dr Turner prescribed?" "I don't need drugs." "Come on, Jess." "They're in my bag." "Here." "This whole thing is just cutting me into pieces." "I can't eat, I can't sleep." "HEY, hey, hey, hey." "(KNOCK ON DOOR)" "(KNOCKING CONTINUES)" " Oh, hi, Jess." "JESS:" "Hi, Vanessa." "I was just..." " Oh, hi, Ben." "Hey." "I was just wondering if you possibly had a ladder?" "Maybe you have one, Ben?" "VANESSA:" "It's always the way, isn't it?" "Disaster strikes when you've got a million things to do." "(BEN LAUGHS) Isn't it?" "VANESSA:" "We've got a Christmas dinner tonight." "Tim's practice." "It's our turn to host." "Of course, he's not here." "He's gone from the clinic straight to drinks at the hospital." " Sorry about the chaos." "Try having kids." "VANESSA:" "There's our bloody little Niagara." "BEN:" "Ah." "There's a manhole through there to the roof." " Uh-huh." "Oh, do you have a torch?" "No." "(RAIN BEATS DOWN ON ROOF)" "VANESSA:" "Thank you so much for doing this." "No worries." "Oh, I think I see it." "There's a box up here getting wet." " Really'?" "BEN:" "Yeah, I'll move it." "Oh, yeah, you've lost a roofing screw." "VANESSA:" "ls that bad'?" "BEN:" "Well, I can stop the leak pretty easy with some silicone, but you're gonna have to replace the sheet of iron." "(OMINOUS MUSIC)" "VANESSA:" "Are you OK'?" "BEN:" "Here you go." " Careful, bottom's falling out." "VANESSA:" "Oh." "Who's the boy?" "Oh, uh, I've no idea." "It must be the previous owner's." "We've never been up there." "Let's have a look, eh?" "Oh, no, really, Ben, it's fine, thank you." "You've done so much already." "What about the leak?" "I'll call a roofer." "Really, Ben, you've been a great help." "Thank you." "(DARK MUSIC)" " Oh, hey." "Hi." "Where's your sister?" "I don't know." "She went out." "Cooper came over and she dropped everything." "Didn't you hear his car?" "No, I was helping Mrs Turner." "Tash was gonna take me shopping." "Uncle Malcolm's Christmas party is tonight." "Oh, it's tonight." "He always gets me a great present." " I have to get him something." "BEN:" "OK, OK." "Just put your shoes on." "If he says I can have a sip of champagne again, is that OK'?" "We'll see." "(DAVE SLAMS DOOR)" "Did you find it?" "Come on, man, you barrel in tense as shit to my house this morning, asking me if I put something in your ute." "You found it, didn't you?" "Don't be insane." "Mate, we've got a lot of stuff to sort out, OK'?" "But this is bigger than that bullshit." "If you..." "Keep your voice down!" "If you have that torch, it'll put you away for life." "Do you understand that?" "You've gotta get rid of it." "I don't have it." "Mate, it's not a matter of the facts." "It's how it looks." "Jesus, give it to me." "I'll get rid of it." "Get rid of it." "(TENSE MUSIC)" "You're not ready?" "Yeah, give me a minute." "You smell bad." "So what do you wanna get Uncle Malcolm?" "I don't know." "What do you think?" "(CAR LOCK PIPS)" "(STARTS TRUCK)" "This isn't the way to the shops." "No, but don't worry." "We'll get there." " Is that Mr and Mrs Turner?" "Shh, shh, shh, shh." "(BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)" " Wait here." "Lock the doors." "Dad!" "I'll be back in a sec." "(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)" "(KEYPAD PIPS)" "(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)" "Tim." "(FIRE HISSES) -(SLAMS DOOR)" "Ben, what are you doing here?" "Why did you do that'?" "Who is that boy?" " Why did you have his stuff?" "it's none of your business." " Why did you burn it?" "Hey, leave me alone." " What did you do to that boy?" "Ben, it's not your business." "Eva?" "(PHONE RINGS)" "Hello?" " I said wait in the car!" "You left me alone!" "Why would you do that?" "!" "I didn't know where you went!" "I was coming back." "Come on, of course I was coming back." "No, don't!" "I didn't know where you went." "I'm sorry." "What's going on with everybody?" "Why can't things just be normal again?" "Sweetie, things won't be normal for a long time, you know that." " You need to be." "I'm sorry, OK'?" " We can still go shopping." "it's OK." "CHRISTY:" "This one's incredible." "But this one's my favourite." "Ben." "Um, this is my friend Oliver from uni." "OLIVER:" "Hey, how are you going'?" " The guy you're sleeping with?" "CHRISTY:" "Ben!" "Listen, I should probably go." "I need the computer." "(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH)" " What'?" "Exactly." "What?" " What has gotten into you?" "What's gotten into me?" "Why don't you go relax with your boyfriend?" " Oliver is my friend." "You brought him in our house." "Where did you sleep with Jess?" "Do you have any idea how bad things are?" "Yeah, and you keep on making them worse." " I'm trying to make them better." "How'?" "How'?" "I have no idea." "You're right." "(SIGHS)" "(TENSE MUSIC)" " Oh, my God." "(KNOCKING)" " Ben, it's not a good time." "Where is he?" " He's not here!" "(LAUGHTER)" " Ben, please don't..." "You lied to me!" " VANESSA:" "We..." "Let me..." "BEN:" "Turner!" "VANESSA:" "Tim!" "(BACKGROUND MUSIC)" "Ben." "Won't you, um, come with me?" " Um, Ben, listen." "Jamie Kemp." "The little boy in Falmouth." " The boy you molested." "I did not molest him." " His mother said you did." "Well, she's wrong." "I'm not in jail, am I'?" "The papers said it was a mistrial." "You left England, you changed your name..." "I dropped half my name legally." "And you came here." "Did you touch him?" "I never hurt Jamie." "What about Thom?" "He trusted you and you killed him!" " No!" "And you used my fucking torch!" " Ben, no, you're wrong!" "He was my son!" "Tim?" "No!" "You're finished." "Ben!" "Ben, stop!" "How can you live with him?" "Tim hasn't done anything wrong." "Oh, you don't believe that." "You were as surprised as I was when you saw that box." " You think you know." "You don't." "I know enough." "You don't know anything." "Ben, please!" "Get over here." "I know who killed Thom." "(CAR DOOR CLOSES)" "I don't believe it." "He's your doctor." " He's our children's doctor." "He was hounded out of the UK." "But he's not in jail." "He will be." " What is going on with you?" "I found a photo." "Eva said you left her alone at the hospital." "Do you have any idea what she's going through?" "Are you even listening to me?" "There's a fuckin' pedophile living across the street!" "Benjamin!" "You really have to stop all this." "We're going to Malcolm's tonight." "I'm not going to your brother's." "Eva wants us all to go." "Don't let her down again." "What, you're not arresting him?" "What for'?" "Six people verified Dr Turner was on shift in the hospital the night your son was killed." "We established that one day after you found Thom." "But the boy." "In England." "And we knew about that." "There was no conviction recorded, so as far as we're concerned, Dr Turner is an innocent man." "Although I'm not sure the press will leave it at that because they love a scandal." "I'm sure you can imagine how hard it is to work when everyone thinks you committed a crime." "Dr Turner said something very interesting to me." "He told me what you said to him." "It was in the heat of the moment, admittedly, but you said, "You killed him, and you used my fucking torch."" "So now you do think your torch was used to murder Thom?" "Well, that's what you told me, right?" "Mr Gundelach, what aren't you telling me?" "I have a family dinner." "I'd make the most of that." "CHRISTY:" "I don't know where it is!" "TASHA:" "It's the new one!" "It can't have gone missing." "I bought it yesterday." "CHRISTY:" "I don't know where it is!" "You looked in your room'?" "TASHA:" "Yes, I have looked in my room." "CHRISTY:" "Well, look again." "(FAINT THUD)" "CHRISTY:" "Yes, Eva, I said we could get a present." "EVA:" "Good." "Where?" "I don't know." "We'll stop somewhere along the way." "BEN:" "Hey, uh, guys, I'm not really ready." "Well, we're late. (SIGHS)" " Chris." "Ben, come on." "(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)" "EVA:" "No." "(CHRISTY CHANGES STATION)" "EVA:" "No." " No." "(CHANGES STATION AGAIN)" "Yeah!" " Oh, this is shit." "No, it's not." " Where are we gonna stop'?" "What for'?" "Eva doesn't have a present for Malcolm." "Right." " Hey, can we get him some wine'?" "No." "TASHA:" "What about a subscription to 'Fuse"?" " Come on, let's go." "I'll wait here." " Are you going to jail?" "What'?" "We need to know." "I need to know." " I'm not going to jail." "Everyone thinks you're crazy." "I'm going through some stuff, OK'?" "Cooper's terrified of you." "Mum's a wreck." "And the Turners, what did you do to them?" "People are saying I did something I didn't do." "Yeah, well, you're doing things you wouldn't normally do." "Hitting people, accusing people." "So what are we supposed to think'?" "Tash, I didn't..." "Listen!" "I just wanna know what I should be telling people in case you end up in jail." "I was just having a piss." "(EVAAND TASHA CHATTER IN DISTINCTLY)" "(ENGINE SPLUTFERS AND DIES)" "(ENGINE STARTS)" "(INTENSE MUSIC)"

"My name is Detective Brett Hopper." "And this is the day that changes everything." "Put your hands up!" "You're under arrest for the murder of assistant D.A. Alberto Garza" "I will be framed for murder." "Who the hell are you people?" "My girlfriend Rita will be in danger." "I know all this because I'm living the same day over and over again." "The day is the same, but different things happen." "Every day, I get another chance." "For every decision, there's a consequence." "Somehow this old murder case is the key." "Turns out my sister Jennifer had the missing piece of evidence." "Autopsy report." " When she died, she was pregnant." " Isn't this Dad's handwriting?" "Who's Tobias Booth?" "I don't know why Garza's widow was telling lies about me." "Brett Hopper couldn't have killed your husband, he was with me all night." "I saw his face." "But I think I finally know who's pulling the strings." "As Alberto Garza used to say, hope is bigger than anyone of us." "You cannot kill hope... with a bullet." "Now, I need to find out why. sync:" "FRM@СС" "Someone should call Mrs. Garza at the club, tell her she can go home if she wants." "I'm taking she wanna be anywhere but here." "How are we coming on the arrest warrant for Hopper?" "Just signed out based on Mrs. Garza ID." "As soon as we get the paper work, we can knock on Hopper's door." "Nothing worse than a cop going wrong." "Makes us all look bad." "Easy, Tiger, we'll get him." "Should have it open any minute." "You think Garza had any secrets?" "Everyone's got secret." "Morning!" "Brett, your phone." "It's Jennifer." "Do you want me to get it?" "Thanks." "Is everything OK?" "They threatened me." "That's how they hurt Randall, the kids..." "I know they were after Dad's briefcase." "There's a document hidden inside the lining." "A document?" "How could you possibly know that?" "Because these same men are after me." "They're trying to frame me for murder." "Murder?" " You have to tell someone." " Listen." "We are gonna handle this." "We're gonna take care of it ourselves." "I'm gonna help you." "You gotta call this number." "Take the briefcase to them." "Ask for Fencik or Buchalter." " Alright, you got those names?" " Who are these people?" "They're ex-cops, they're just muscle now," " I've been tracing them." " It doesn't make any sense." "Alright, listen, just pair with me." "You got that photo?" "Who is she?" "This is Isabella Contreras." "Somehow, everything was back to her being murdered and them trying to cover it up." "Do you know who killed her?" "Not yet." "But I know who has my vote." "Thank you." "This hope center was the dream of Alberto Garza." "A great believer in the people of the city..." "So here's the guy in the monkey suit." "Tobias Booth." "City councilman." "Friend of the common man, pillar of the community." "Why doesn't it sound like compliments?" "Because he's a liar, a thug and a killer." "...city of Los Angeles, Alberto tirelessly paid..." "Burn it all down." "The cop who lost the book, the gang leader," "the girl, kill them all." "...but in distant memory, I'd like to..." "Is he behind the whole Garza thing they're trying to pin on you?" "There might be a bigger fish, but so far, yeah, all my evidence leads to Booth." "Have you ever heard the Santayana Club?" "Yeah, bunch of rich old white guys, try to act like rich old and white." "Yeah, back in 91, they got this girl who who worked there pregnant, Isabella Contreras." "When Booth found out about the baby, he had Isabella killed." "Everything that's going down today goes back to that murder." "But why now?" "I mean, why after all this time?" "I have to work it to find out." "... by the sound of the gun fire." "This is definitely better than a day in I.A." "Not now!" " Got Andrea Battle in five minutes." " No, you don't." " She just cancelled." " What?" "You don't cancel I.A. Let me talk to her." "She..." "left a message." "Was she looking a work security in Loserville?" "I'll just get her on the phone for you." "I've got a better idea." "Go over Chinatown, see her snitch Danny Yan." "If Danny Yan's connected, he's not gonna talk." "I'm closing this case today, with or without Battle." "Thank you." "And now, as proof of our resounding yes, let me introduce one of the greatest success stories of our entire gang initiative:" "Lewis Torrez joined the Latin Disciples at the age of fourteen." "Today, Lewis is a member of my staff and a..." "I wonder what he really does for Booth." "Why don't you ask him?" "I haven't been able to get close enough to him." "Besides, Booth isn't the type of guy you wanna go toe to toe with." "You told me he's untouchable." "How are gonna get to him?" "You cannot kill hope with a bullet." "I just did." "What did you do?" "Scared him." "Get Mrs. Garza." "Scared people make mistakes." "Yeah, we're gonna be right there when he makes his." "You saw your brother this morning?" "You've already decided he did it." "Haven't you?" "Anything he sent to you can help us exonerate him." "My father was a cop." "Drop the act." "OK, why did your brother kill Alberto Garza?" "He didn't." "He's being framed by the same men who are after me." "It's the truth." "About a week ago, two men approached me." "They said they wanted some of my father's old things and if I didn't give it to them, they were gonna kill my husband and my children." "Why didn't you go to the police?" "Do you have kids?" "I will do whatever I have to do to keep my family safe and these men made it very clear what I could and couldn't do." "Any idea why you're set?" "Because Brett is helping me." "Because he tracked them." "He found out their names :" "Fencik and Buchalter." "They're ex-cops and the same men who are framing him." "A mess of conspiracy, how convenient." "Why don't you call them yourself?" "We should look into these guys." "Don't tell me you believe her." "We got a positive ID from Mrs. Garza!" " It's just a phone call." " She's Hopper's sister!" "She tell us anything to get him off the hook!" "She wants him off the hook!" "Fine." "And if you see any little green men, tell 'em I said hi." " Now I see why Booth's here." " That's the grieving widow?" "Don't let the costume fool you, she's in on it." "Please!" "Step back." "Excuse me..." "Catch that photo op." "Protecting her the time I need." "You can't elaborate..." "Who are you calling?" "Someone who might know Booth's gang banger friend." "Where you at, Hop?" "Been trying to reach you since last night!" "I know about last night, I'll get to the skinheads in a minute." "Skinheads?" "How do you know about the skinheads?" "I just know, OK?" "I promise you I'll take care of it." "Listen to me." "I need some information on a Latin Disciple, an ex-gang banger named Torrez." " This ain't about what you need!" " Come on, Damien!" " Help me!" " Sorry, Hop'." "I've got an empire to build." " Problem with your CI?" " Yeah..." "I'll deal with him later." "We need to get in that house." "Here's a plan." "Marching to the crime team with public enemy number 1 ?" "Could you handle that?" "I forgot how much fun it was being your partner." "We're closed." "Detective Choi, Robbery/Homicide." "Looking for the owner." " His name is Fenshik." " That's Fencik." " He ain't in." " You know when he'll be back?" "No." "OK." "If you see him..." "That's supposed to make yourself more American?" "Tell Mr. Fencik he needs to get in touch with me today." "I have some questions I'd like to ask him." "There're pictures of you and Andrea Battle all over Chinatown." "Photos of her giving you pay offs." "We know that's not CI money, so?" "You're selling some drugs, or what?" "You got it all wrong, Officer." "Sergent." "Sarge..." "I'm just a small time entrepeneur..." "friend of the force." "Yeah, small time." "Clubs are major cover for drugs and prostitution." "We know you answer to the Kwai Long syndicate." "That sounds to me like you've been watching too many Bruce Lee movies." "You know what I think ?" "I think this is not about me at all." "I think this is a beef between you and..." "Charlie's Angel." "But it ain't my fault she got a junkie boyfriend with bad credit and a soft spot for strays." "Do you know where Battle is or not?" "I can't tell you, but if you see her, send her my love." "Now if we're finished here, I got a business to run." "You know, they go real nice with a little rice and wasabi." "You go to the SPA." "Do let me know how things works up with Gar, yeah?" "Keep walking around, nothing to see here." "What's in the back?" "I'll meet you, buddy." "My pitbull." "Oh, yeah?" "I love dogs." "What's his name?" "Can I pet Baxter?" "No men, you know what, he's sick but you can pet this if you like." "That's really neat." "I got one of those myself, except mine came with a really shiny badge." "Your safe, here." "I thought it was taken care of it." "It was." "I didn't know there was anything else." "Well, someone else clearly did." "Did you ever think to check the safe?" "What are you doing in here ?" "This is an active crime scene, sir." "And you two shouldn't be back here." "This is Mrs. Garza." "I'm helping her to gather some things." "Right now, you're tampering with evidence." "Now, I'd ask you to leave." " What's your name?" " I don't see how that's relevant." "Your name..." "Thank you for your diligence, Detective Battle," "I'll be sure to mention it to your chief." "We're playing golf in the morning." "Give him my best." "Yeah, it's cool on tonight schedule." "Booth says we gotta move forward." "Can't wait anything the way it was." "At the summit." "Stand up slowly." "Step away from the door." "I'm a cop, I'm gonna show you my badge." "Alright?" "Did you notice that this door was open?" " No, sir." " Why not?" "Did you check for signs of forced entry?" "I got this ID over here right away." "Why don't you do that?" "You're a dead man." "You can't make me go away as easy as Isabella Contreras." "And before this day is done everyone's gonna know the truth about you." "Help!" "Over here!" "I need help!" "This way!" "He's running this way!" "There!" "That Hopper!" "He killed Garza." "Go back to garage, now." "No more screw-ups." "Who is that?" "Yeah, thanks for coming back to me, Mr. Fencik." "Sure, when do you want to meet?" "Where's that?" "OK, I'll see you there." "What's up?" "Torrez." "What's up?" "You're here, Hop'?" "Tell me, bro." " Damien!" " Why the hell are you whispering?" "Listen, I need some info on Lewis Torrez." "He's pretty high up in the pecking order." "He kicks it with the city councilman." "I could tell you a lot of things." "But I got problems on my own." "I got bagged." "I need you to call them and tell them I'm your CI." "Get me out of here!" "What happened?" "I was over in Chinatown and some cop just decided to make photo of me." " What were you doing in Chinatown?" " Well, what I do." "Me and my boys went to a gentlemen's club." "Not the One Band." "I had a lucky guess that you'd be following me." "I know that Slim runs the street joint for the Kwai Long." "and I know the Kwai Long has been in war with the Latin Disciple, so why would you hang with them?" "It's a help-help situation, Hop." "You want answers to your questions?" "Get me out of here!" "I'll be back after the summit." "This is good for all of us, hermanos." "See you, man." "You Choi?" "Mr. Fencik." "Thanks for taking the time to meet with me." "I just had a couple of questions for you." " What it's about?" " A homicide investigation." "Your name came up." "Really?" "How?" "I'm just asking." "Your name comes up in a murder investigation, you're not gonna ask how?" "I understand." "You know a man named Brett Hopper?" "I can't say that I do." "Hey, can I get some more peanuts here?" "Good service is hard to come by these days." "Yeah." " You hang on here regularly?" "No." "I had some other business here tonight, kinda fell appart at the last minute." "But what I do like about this place... is they don't really care if we do this." "How about those peanuts?" "I didn't want to wake you." "I wasn't sleeping." " I didn't call you today, did I?" " No." " You didn't." " I'm sorry." "Somewhat has been happening, I thought you'd be safe with Chad." "But then I didn't see his car." " Why would Chad's car..." " Never mind..." "I just had a lot of calls to make and I know that you're pissed." "You have every right to be." "I just..." "I know, baby, I just forgot." "And I'm sorry." "But you..." "You knew that I'd do this, right?" "I would run and round all day with Andrea trying to prove it." "Wait." "You had time to tell Andrea you're wanted for murder?" "Yeah, she's a cop." "She can help." "But I can't?" "I didn't say that." "Where have you been all day?" "I got in a little trouble but..." "it's not what we're talking about now." "Really?" "What is we're talking about right now?" "Rita, I'm..." "I'm sorry." "You know, one of the great things about having someone to love, Brett..." "Is that you can tell them anything." "I can't believe you just told me that!" "I thought I could tell you anything!" "Yes, you can." "But you can't say "Hey, by the way" ""I'll be falsely accused of murder this morning." "See you later honey"." "I got nothing." "Did you know about these charges last night?" "Yes..." "No!" "It depends on what you mean when you say 'last night'." "Last night last night." "Chinese food..." "Fooling around." "But did you forget about that part too?" "No!" "Of course not baby!" " Is this Andrea now?" " No." "She d..." "I'm gonna tell her right now." "Do a better job telling her than you did me." "OK." "Uh..." "Yeah." "And now, as proof of our resounding yes," "Let me introduce one of the greatest success stories of our anti gang initiative." "Lewis Torrez." "Can't stay long." "One deliver voice mail for Shelten pushed back the IA meeting" "But Sgt. Slaughter was at his desk." "He found himself at the top of the gang pyramide." "He was prosecuted by Alberto Garza 3 years ago and sentenced to prison." "So Torrez is a liaison between Booth and a Disciple." "I thought he was reformed?" "If he's reformed, I'm Dick Chenney." "Today, police is the key contributed to the community..." "Torrez runs guns for the Latin Disciples." "He's going to some summit that's going down tonight." "What's it about?" "I don't know." "I gotta go down to Chinatown to check down my CI Damien." "See if he can fill in any blanks." "Do you need me to drag Torres down at the station and get a location out of him?" "Scary how you read my mind sometimes." "Come on." "Excuse me." "It's your vehicule sir?" "Huh, yeah." " Anything stolen?" " I'm not sure." "You should probably check out thoroughly and report it, it'll help with the insurance." "Thank you." "I'll do that later." " There's no need to be hostile." " Hostile?" "Calm down, sir." "I am calm." "What's under the blanket?" "Open the door and step aside." "Do you know who the hell I am?" "I was just up on stage with councilman Booth." "And this morning, I had breakfast with Count Chocula." "Now open the door, and step aside." "Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't councilman Booth say that you did time?" "Sure hope this isn't your third strike." "Scuse me, I'm looking for the detectives in charge of the Garza case." "Well, you're having me." "Detective Choi." "I'm Rita Shelten, one of your detectives called me." "I'd like to talk to you about my boyfriend, Brett Hopper." "Come with me." "This whole thing is a huge mistake." "Brett's being framed." "What's this supposed to mean?" "Well, at least you all have your story straight." "Look, Hopper's sister was in here earlier repeating the same thing." "OK, first off..." "I resent your tone." "Brett was with me all night." "So basically you're calling me a liar." "I never said that, Ms. Shelten." "And second, I don't think you understand the kind of man Brett is." "He lives his job 24/7." "He believes in it." "That's the kind of guy who'd charge into a burning building to save a stranger." "You're after the wrong man." "Excuse me." "Got something upon the guy the sister mentioned, Fencik." "He owns a chop shop in Chasworth." "You might wanna check it out." "I thought you said this was a waste of time." "Probably is, but at least it will look you did the leg work." "You're late." "Guys in narcotics, looking for you." "Yeah, I know, I'll be in as soon as I process this guy." "We do this now." "Come on." "Go ahead and get started." "I'll be back to question him in a bit." "You're making a big mistake, mi reina!" "Then how come you're the queen going to jail?" "I've nothing to tell you, perro" "Doyouhearme?" "Put the guns down or we're gonna put you down." "Put 'em down!" "I'm coming at a bad time?" "Nah, come on in, uh?" "And close the damn door." "Alright, now on the count of three, we're all gonna lower our guns." "One..." "Two..." "Three." "It was worth a try." "What the hell are you doing here?" "How do you know this cop?" "Oh, me and D, we go a way back." "We got the same thing going on as you and my partner," "Andrea Battle." "You and Battle..." "Is that a fact?" "Cast no stones, friend." "Now that you two are caught up, will somebody please explain me what you're doing hanging together?" "Cause the last time I checked, Kwai Long and LDs didn't play the same sand box." "This little party has anything to do with Torrez's got going on tonight?" "D?" "Outside." "We're not done here." " Where did you get in this stuff, Hop'?" " Come on, D..." "I know Torrez is working on some kind of a deal with councilman Booth." "And this has nothing to do with any anti-gang initiative." "Torrez is a trader man." "He's selling out the soul of the LDs, making deals with baby kissers like Booth." "But what's Torrez getting out of it?" "Protection." "He gets to move his product uninterrupted." " So he's out of retirement." " Retired?" "He didn't even take the week-end off, Hop'." "Meanwhile Booth gets the cut of his profits and a nice public victory." "Just in time for campaign season." "Public victory?" "What do you mean, like bust?" "You were planning to turn in Torrez at the Feds, uh?" "That's what Baxter wanted to testify about." "LD's supposed to be family, man." "See Torrez, he don't care about how many hermanos get sold out." "As long as he gets his house in burbs and a fat corporate expense account." "That's why you're here, meeting with Slim." "So you can put yourself together a little rebel alliance." "Take Torrez out, maybe grab yourself a corner office while you're at it." "Spoils of war, Hop'." "Besides, ain't gonna be no sacrificial lamb for some White politicians." "Now, what about this summit Torrez has going on tonight." "You wanna think about that?" "No, man." "Maybe he's gearing up to make a round at me." "No offense, but I doubt he'd need a crate full of guns for that." "What guns?" "Hey, Ballanger!" "What happened to my collar?" "Told you to process the guy, now I hear he's getting loose." "Look, I booked the guy." "Then he made a phone call." "Next thing I know, they tell me the charges have been dropped." " Who did he call?" " I don't know." "This garage we're going to..." "What kind of heavy metal you see?" "Like real heavy." "Fully automatic military grade" " You sure these were LDs?" " Yeah." "Torrez is with them." "He had a crate of this stuff, he's supposed to leave it to the summit that's going down tonight." "This don't sound like no casual meeting great to me, Hop." "Sounds like they're gearing up for war." "War with who?" "You waste these fools, I get first digs on the guns though." "What happened to the weapons?" "You." " Where's the summit?" " Yeah, right." " Ho, don't worry, Hop." "We speak the same language." "Hablas Smith Wesson?" "Hey, Andrea, what's up?" "Torrez was let out." "Charges were dropped." " Booth for progress." " Yeah, that's what I thought too but before he was released, he made a phone call, and it wasn't to Booth, it was to a bar." " A bar?" " Yeah, and it gets better." "The place is called The Summit." "It's a biker hangout downtown." " You want the address?" " Yeah." "We gotta go." "What about these two?" "Torrez is gonna hit the skinheads." "That explains the fire power." " It should be a blood bath." " I know, we gotta move." "We?" "Bud, you got a mouse in your pocket?" "My own people want me dead." "Skinheads do too." "That's what Sun Tzu would call a lose-lose situation." "Then what, is that a no ?" "Consider this as a start." "Seven guns per case." "Ten cases total." "That's seventy guns on the street." "Booth is guaranteeing us protection from Jambo to Tijuana." "Cops like this one will be sport." "There is nothing that can stand in our way." "All we have to do is get along." "Get out!" "What's up, fellows?" "You shoot, you die." "Choi, you OK ?" "Do I look OK to you?" "You be easy Fencik or one of these coming right at you." "I gotta say," "I thought I was showing up for a rumble in the jungle." "But instead, this is one big happy love fest." "These guns are for war ?" "They're peace offering." "A skinhead alliance with the Latin Disciple." "All brokered by councilman Booth and his little lapdog." "You're not gonna make it outta here alive." "That's ok." "As neither are you." "Tell me something, Este." "How many of your crew did you have to give up for that hand-tailored suit, uh?" "Twenty?" "Thirty percent?" "And you're... calling yourself White Sea Premise." "Listen to this Latino promise you a bigger a piece of your own American dream." "What makes you think Booth is gonna deliver anyway?" "What makes you think one single city councilman has enough power to keep everybody looking the other way?" "You have no idea what you're messing with." "Oh, is that right, Buchalter?" "Won't you get your ass over here and help me cut him loose?" "I don't think so." "Help me cut him loose!" "Or what ?" "You'll blow yourself up?" "You don't have the stones for it." "Wanna bet?" "It's ringed!" "Move !" "Everyone freeze !" "It's about time you showed up." "Next time, dial faster." "So, I called Rita." "Chad's there." "So, she's safe." "Thanks, Andrea." "For everything." "Hopper, I don't know what this is all about." "But I still got to do this." " You're under arrest for the murder..." " Yeah, I know." "That's my cover." "You sure ?" "You don't look so good." "I got it." "And I gotta thank you." "You didn't have to save my ass back there, but you did." "And you'd still be free if you didn't." "Why were you at that bar?" "I was following a lead." "Lead from who ?" "From your sister." "She mentioned those two guys." "The ex-LA sheriffs." "Fencik and Buchalter." "She said there were framing you." "And you believed her ?" "No, not at first." "But then, your girldfriend came in, in a pretty passionate statement vouching for you." "She said some things that..." "Anyway... they really want the best for you." "It's nice to know." "Look, man." "I work homicide, okay ?" "I don't know anything about gangs or councilmen or... or whatever was going on in that bar..." "I didn't killed Garza." "I just can't prove it yet." "What would you need ?" "Mrs. Garza didn't want to stay in the house." "You can probably imagine." "Walk me through." "Obviously anything important we bagged and tagged." "Windows were closed." "No signs of forced entry." "The body was here." "Three bullets." "Two to the chest, one to the head." "Execution style." "Gone through-and-throughs." "Coroner pulled three clean slugs, 9 mm." "Prints ?" "Yeah." "Garza's, Mrs. Garza, the clean lady." "But not mine ?" "Not here." "Don't you think it's a little funky that I would be careful enough not to leave a single print here." "But then hide the murder weapon with the prints" "In my own closet." "Where does Mrs. Garza say she saw me?" "She said she heard commotion from upstairs." "She came of that door away." "And you were standing over her husband's body here, with a gun." "So she ran." "What about the safe?" "We opened it first thing." "There wasn't anything in there, it was cleaned up before LAPD showed up." "Whatever Garza kept in here, he got rid of it." "You called and left me a message about this package." " He told me to call you." " Who?" "When he brought me the packages, they were both sealed." "I think I know what was inside." "Evidence from one of my father's old cases." "Garza sent it to me." "That's why he was killed." "Your dad's case ?" "And that's why you think they're framing you ?" "One of the reasons." "And this is connected somehow with..." "With that bar and the gangs, councilman Booth?" "Yes, the councilman is behind Garza's murder." " So, we bust him!" " No, it won't be that easy." "This doesn't end with Booth." "Look on the bright side." "With everything we got tonight, we're gonna get these guys." "And by tomorrow, you're a free man." "I hope so." "What ?" "Somebody messed with this." "What are you talking about?" "There was a fax here." "I saw it this morning before we photoed the room but it's not on the picture." "Someone took it." "I will check the machine, see what time the last fax was sent." "Last night." "That's my home number." "Wait." "Garza faxed you last night ?" "He must have tried." "I don't have a fax at the house." "Does this sort of fax has a memory ?" "Miguel Dominguez." "Why would Garza send this to you?" "That thing you asked about matched a guy named Miguel Dominguez." "That Jane Doe case." "Your dad already had a suspect, this Dominguez guy." "Trouble was, he was locked up in Pelican Bay at the time." "He is the Boogey Man." "He's like Freddy." "Kill you in your dreams." "He wanted me to find out." "oks like I'm going to Pelican Bay..."

"Grandpa!" "You're not supposed to be up here, looking at that." "I just wanted to know." "Well, you're old enough, I suppose." "You should know the story." "OK, here we go." "It was 1832." "On a night much like this." "Charles Carroll was the last surviving signer of the Declaration of Independence." "He was also a member of a secret society known as the Masons." "And he knew he was dying." "He woke up his stable boy in the middle of the night and ordered him to take him to the White House to see Andrew Jackson, because it was urgent that he speak to the president." "Did he talk to him?" "No." "He never got the chance." "The president wasn't there that night." "But Charles Carroll had a secret." "So he took into his confidence the one person he could, my grandfather's grandfather," "Thomas Gates." "What was the secret?" "A treasure." "A treasure beyond all imagining." "A treasure that had been fought over for centuries by tyrants, pharaohs, emperors, warlords." "And every time it changed hands it grew larger." "And then suddenly... it vanished." "It didn't reappear for more than a thousand years, when knights from the First Crusade discovered secret vaults beneath the Temple of Solomon." "You see, the knights who found the vaults believed that the treasure was too great for any one man - not even a king." "They brought the treasure back to Europe and took the name "the Knights Templar"." "Over the next century they smuggled it out of Europe and they formed a new brotherhood called the Freemasons, in honour of the builders of the great temple." "War followed." "By the time of the American Revolution the treasure had been hidden again." "By then the Masons included" "George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Revere." "They knew they had to make sure the treasure would never fall into the hands of the British." "So they devised a series of clues and maps to its location." "Over time the clues were lost or forgotten, until only one remained - and that was the secret that Charles Carroll entrusted to young Thomas Gates." "Charlotte." ""The secret lies with Charlotte."" "Who's Charlotte?" "Oh, not even Mr Carroll knew that." "Now look here, Ben." "The Freemasons among our Founding Fathers left us clues." "Like these." "The unfinished pyramid." "The all-seeing eye." "Symbols of the Knights Templar, guardians of the treasure." " They're speaking to us through these." " You mean laughing at us." "You know what that dollar represents?" "The entire Gates family fortune." "Six generations of fools..." "chasing after fool's gold." "It's not about the money, Patrick." "It's never been about the money." "Come on, son." "Time to go." "You can... say your goodbyes." "Grandpa?" "Are we knights?" "Do you want to be?" "All right." "Um... kneel." "Benjamin Franklin Gates, you take upon yourself the duty of the Templars, the Freemasons and the family Gates." "Do you so swear?" "I so swear." "I was thinking about Henson and Peary, crossing this kind of terrain with nothing more than dog sleds and on foot." " Can you imagine?" " It's extraordinary." "We getting closer?" "Assuming Ben's theory's correct and my tracking model's accurate, we should be getting very close." "But don't go by me - I broke a shoelace this morning." " It's... it's a bad omen." " Shall we turn around and go home?" "Or we could pull over and just throw him out here." "OK." "Riley, you're not missing that little windowless cubicle we found you in?" "No, no." "Absolutely not." "Why are we stopping?" "I thought we were looking for a ship." " I don't see any ship." " She's out there." "Look... this is a waste of time." "How could a ship wind up way out here?" "Well, I'm no expert, but... it could be that the hydrothermic properties of this region produce hurricane-force ice storms that cause the ocean to freeze and then melt and then refreeze, resulting in a semisolid migrating land mass" "that would land a ship right around here." "Hello, beautiful." "Have Viktor check the fuel in the generators." "Two years ago, if you hadn't shown up, hadn't believed the treasure was real," "I don't know if I ever would have found Charlotte." "You would have found it, I have no doubt." "That's why I didn't think it was as crazy an investment as everyone said." "I'm just relieved that I'm not as crazy as everyone says." "Or said my dad was." "Or my granddad." "Or my great-granddad." "OK!" "Let's go!" " Let's go find some treasure." " Yeah, bring us back something." "Oh, God!" "You handled that well." "This is it." "It's the cargo hold." "Do you think it's in the barrels?" "Gunpowder." "OK..." "Why would the captain be guarding this barrel?" "I found something!" "What is it?" "Do you guys know what this is?" "Is it a billion-dollar pipe?" "It's a meerschaum pipe." "Ah, that is beautiful." "Look at the intricacy of the scrollwork on the stem." " Is it a million-dollar pipe?" " No, it's a clue." "Let me see that." "No, don't break it!" "We are one step closer to the treasure, gentlemen." "Ben, I thought you said that the treasure would be on the Charlotte." "No, "The secret lies with Charlotte."" "I said it could be here." "It's Templar symbols." ""The legend writ."" ""The stain effected."" ""The key in Silence undetected."" ""Fifty-five in iron pen."" ""Mr Matlack can't offend."" "It's a riddle." "I need to think." ""The legend writ."" ""The stain effected."" "What legend?" "There's the legend of the Templar treasure, and the stain effects the legend." "How?" ""The key in Silence undetected."" "Wait." "The legend and the key..." "Now there's something." "A map." "Maps have legends, maps have keys." "It's a map, an invisible map." "So now..." "Wait a minute." "What do you mean, "invisible" - "an invisible map"?" ""The stain effected" could refer to a dye or a reagent used to bring about a certain result." "Combined with "The key in Silence undetected", the implication is that the effect is to make what was undetectable detectable." "Unless..." ""The key in Silence" could be..." "Prison." "Albuquerque." "See, I can do it too." "Snorkel." "That's where the map is." "Like he said, "Fifty-five in iron pen."" ""Iron pen" is a prison." "Or it could be, since the primary writing medium of the time was iron gall ink, the "pen" is... just a pen." "But then why not say a pen?" "Why... why say "iron pen"?" "Cos it's a prison." "Wait a minute. "Iron pen" - the "iron" does not describe the ink in the pen, it describes what was penned." "It was "iron" - it was firm, it was mineral..." "No, no, no, that's stupid." "It was..." "It was firm, it was adamant, it was resolved." "It was resolved." ""Mr Matlack can't offend."" "Timothy Matlack was the official scribe of the Continental Congress." "Calligrapher, not writer." "And to make sure he could not offend the map, it was put on the back of a resolution that he transcribed, a resolution that 55 men signed." "The Declaration of Independence." "Come on, there's no invisible map on the back of the Declaration of Independence." "That's clever, really." "A document of that importance would ensure the map's survival." "And you said there were several Masons signed it, yeah?" "Yeah." "Nine, for sure." "We'll have to arrange a way to examine it." "This is one of the most important documents in history." "They're not just gonna let us waltz in there and run chemical tests on it." " Then what do you propose we do?" " I don't know!" "We could borrow it." "Steal it?" " I don't think so." " Ben... the treasure of the Knights Templar is the treasure of all treasures." "Oh, I didn't know that." "Really?" "Look, Ben..." "I understand your bitterness." "I really do." "You've spent your entire life searching for this treasure, only to have the respected historical community treat you and your family with mockery and contempt." "You should be able to rub this treasure in their arrogant faces, and I want you to have the chance to do that." "How?" "We all have our areas of expertise." "You don't think mine are limited to writing cheques, do you?" "In another life..." "I arranged a number of operations of..." "questionable legality." "I'd take his word for it, if I were you." "So don't worry." "I'll make all the arrangements." "No." "I'd really need your help here." "Ian..." "I'm not gonna let you steal the Declaration of Independence." "OK." "From this point on all you're going to be is a hindrance." "Hey!" "What are you gonna do?" "Are you gonna shoot me, Shaw?" "Well, you can't shoot me." "There's more to the riddle." "Information you don't have." "I do." "I'm the only one who can figure it out, and you know that." "He's bluffing." "We played poker together, lan." "You know I can't bluff." "Tell me what I need to know, Ben, or I'll shoot your friend." "Hey!" "Quiet, Riley!" "Your job's finished here." "Look where you're standing." "All that gunpowder." "You shoot me, I drop this, we all go up." "Ben..." "What happens when the flare burns down?" "Tell me what I need to know, Ben." "You need to know... if Shaw can catch." "Nice try, though." "Get out, Shaw!" "Fool!" "Riley, get over here!" " What is this?" " Smuggler's hold." "Get in!" "Move!" "Get out of here!" " What?" " Move!" "Get out!" "Follow me." "Let's go, let's go!" "She's gonna blow!" "Get down." "OK, let's go." "Before someone sees the smoke." "There's an Inuit village about nine miles east of here." " It's popular with bush pilots." " All right." " Then what are we gonna do?" " Start making our way back home." "No, I meant about lan." "He's gonna steal the Declaration of Independence, Ben." "We stop him." "Is it really so hard to believe that someone's gonna try to steal the Declaration of Independence?" "The FBI gets 10,000 tips a week." "They're not gonna worry about something they're sure is safe." "But anyone that can do anything is gonna think we're crazy." "Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn't gonna want to help." "We don't need someone crazy." "But one step short of crazy, what do you get?" "Obsessed." "Passionate." "Excuse me." " Dr Chase can see you now, Mr Brown." " Thank you." "Mr Brown?" "The family name doesn't get a lot of respect in the academic community." "Huh." "Being kept down by the man." "A very cute man." "Thank you." " Good afternoon, gentlemen." " Hi." " Abigail Chase." " Paul Brown." " Nice to meet you." " Bill." "Nice to meet you, Bill." " How may I help you?" " Your accent." "Pennsylvania Dutch?" "Saxony German." " You're not American?" " Oh, I am an American." "I just wasn't born here." "Please don't touch that!" "Sorry." "A neat collection." "George Washington's campaign buttons." "You're missing the 1789 inaugural, though." " I found one once." " That's very fortunate for you." "Now, you told my assistant that this was an urgent matter." "Yes, ma'am." "Well, I'm gonna get straight to the point." "Someone's gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." "It's true." "I think I'd better put you gentlemen in touch with the FBI." " We've been to the FBI." " And?" "They assured us that the Declaration cannot possibly be stolen." " They're right." " My friend and I are less certain." "However, if we were given the privilege of examining the document... we would be able to tell you for certain if it were actually in any danger." "What do you think you're gonna find?" "We believe that there's an..." "encryption on the back." " An encryption, like a code?" " Yes, ma'am." "Of what?" "A... cartograph." " A map." " Yes, ma'am." "A map of what?" "The location of of hidden items of historic and intrinsic value." " A treasure map?" " That's where we lost the FBI." "You're treasure-hunters, aren't you?" "We're more like treasure-protectors." "Mr Brown, I have personally seen the back of the Declaration of Independence, and I promise you, the only thing there is a notation that reads," ""Original Declaration of Independence, dated..." ""Four of July, 1776." Yes, ma'am." "But no map." "It's invisible." "Oh!" "Right." "And that's where we lost the Department of Homeland Security." "What led you to assume there's this invisible map?" "We found an engraving on the stem of a 200-year-old pipe." "Owned by Freemasons." " May I see the pipe?" " We don't have it." " Did Big Foot take it?" " It was nice meeting you." "Nice to meet you, too." "And, you know, that really is a nice collection." "Must have taken you a long time to hunt down all that history." "If it's any consolation, you had me convinced." "It's not." "I was thinking, what if we go public, plaster the story all over the Internet?" "It's not like we have our reputations to worry about." "Although I don't think that's exactly gonna scare lan away." "180 years of searching, and I'm three feet away." "Of all the words written here about freedom, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others." ""But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such government" "and provide new guards for their future security."" "People don't talk that way any more." "Beautiful, huh?" " No idea what you said." " It means, if there's something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action." "I'm gonna steal it." "What?" "I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence." "Ben?" "This is... huge." "It's prison huge." "You are gonna go to prison, you know that?" "Yeah, probably." "So that would bother most people." "Ian's gonna try and steal it." "And if he succeeds, he'll destroy the Declaration." "The fact is, the only way to protect the Declaration is to steal it." "It's upside down." "I don't think there's a choice." "Ben, for God's sakes, it's like stealing a national monument." "OK?" "It's like stealing him." "It can't be done." "Not shouldn't be done." "It can't be done." "Let me prove it to you." "OK, Ben, pay attention." "I've brought you to the Library of Congress." "Why?" "Because it's the biggest library in the world." "Over 20 million books." "And they're all saying the same exact thing:" "listen to Riley." "What we have here, my friend, is an entire layout of the archives." "Short of builders' blueprints." "You've got construction orders, phone lines, water and sewage - it's all here." "Now, when the Declaration is on display, OK, it is surrounded by guards and video monitors and a little family from Iowa and little kids on their eighth-grade field trip." "And beneath an inch of bulletproof glass is an army of sensors and heat monitors that will go off if someone gets too close with a high fever." "Now, when it's not on display, it is lowered into a four-foot-thick concrete, steel-plated vault... that happens to be equipped with an electronic combination lock and biometric access-denial systems." "You know, Thomas Edison tried and failed nearly 2,000 times to develop the carbonised cotton-thread filament for the incandescent light bulb." "Edison?" "When asked about it, he said, "I didn't fail," "I found out 2,000 ways how not to make a light bulb."" "But he only needed to find one way to make it work." "The Preservation Room." "Enjoy." "Go ahead." "Do you know what the Preservation Room is for?" "Delicious jams and jellies?" "No." "That's where they clean, repair and maintain all the documents and the storage housings when they're not on display or in the vault." "Now, when the case needs work they take it out of the vault, directly across the hall and into the Preservation Room." "The best time for us, or lan, to steal it would be during the gala this weekend when the guards are distracted by the VIPs upstairs." "But we'll make our way to the Preservation Room, where there's much less security." "Well, if lan..." "Preservation..." "The gala, huh?" "This might be possible." "It might." "And we are in." "There you are." "Hello." "The hallway." "That's what I want." "Game on." "I'll buy that." "Cool." "This just came for you." "I hope it's not from Stan." ""For the woman who has everything else..." "Thanks for listening." "Paul Brown."" "Abigail Chase." "Hey, Mike." " Let's do this by the book." " Hallway is secure." " Keep the document level." " No problem." "What have you got?" "The heat sensor went off in the Declaration frame." "Run full diagnostics, then I want them all changed out." "Our evil plan is working." "Ben, are you sure that we should...?" "Riley." " Can you hear me?" " Unfortunately, yeah." "We're all set in here." "You want to go around to the front and present your invitation." "You're gonna have to show ID." "Go ahead, man." "Howdy." "I need your invitation and your ID, please." "How do you look?" " Not bad." " Mazel tov." "This is it." "For you." " Oh, Mr Brown." " Dr Chase." " What are you doing here?" " Is that that hot girl?" " How does she look?" " I made a last-minute donation." "A big one." "Well, on that subject, thank you for your wonderful gift." " Oh, you did get it?" "Good." " Yes, thank you." "You know, I really couldn't accept something like that normally, but..." "I really want it." " Well, you needed it." " Come on, Romeo, get outta there." "I have been wondering, though, what the engraving indicated on the pipe that Big Foot took." "Hi." " Here you go." " Oh, Dr Herbert, this is Mr Brown." " Hi." " Hi there." " Who's the stiff?" " Here, why don't you let me take that?" " So you can take that off his hands." " Thank you." "A toast, yeah?" "To high treason." "That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration." "Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and" " Oh!" "Oh, my personal favourite - and had their entrails cut out and burned!" "So, here's to the men who did what was considered wrong in order to do what they knew was right." "What they knew was right." "Well, good night." " Good night." " Good night." "Yeah!" "OK, go!" "Go!" "This better work." "Clear!" " On." " Door one. 30 seconds." "How does it look?" "It's working." "It's working..." "Unbelievable." "Second door. 90 seconds." "Well done, boys." "Let's go." " We're in the elevator." " OK." "I'm gonna turn off the surveillance cameras." "Ready?" "In five, four, three..." "Now." "Ben Gates, you are now the Invisible Man." " I'm here." " Give me the letters for her password." "What do you got for me?" "Hit me with it." "A-E-F-G..." "L-O-R-V-Y." "Anagrams being listed." "OK." "Top results: "A glove fry."" ""A very golf."" ""Fargo levy."" ""Gravy floe." "Valey frog."" "Also "Ago fly rev."" ""Grove fly a."" ""Are fly gov."" ""Era fly gov."" " "Elf gov ray."" " It's "Valley Forge"." ""Valley For..." I don't have that on my computer." "It's "Valley Forge" - she pressed the E and L twice." "Valley Forge was a turning point in the American Revolution." "Can I marry your brain?" "We're in." "Hello." "Ben, you're doing great." "Ben, pick it up." "You got about one..." "We own video." " I lost my feed." " What?" "I lost my feed, Ben." "I don't know where anyone is." "I have nothing." "Ben, I have no..." "Ben, I have nothing." "Get out of there." "Get out of there now." "I'm taking the whole thing." "I'll get it out in the elevator." "What are you talking about?" "Is it heavy?" "Shaw." "Door three, one minute." "Gates." "What was that?" "Who's shooting?" " Damn." " He's got the bloody map!" "Are you still there?" "Ben?" "I'm in the elevator." " lan's here." "There was, uh, shooting." " I hate that guy." "Hey, Rebecca." "Do you have a Paul Brown on that list?" "Paul Brown?" "No." "Not here." "Have a good night." "Are you trying to steal that?" "It's $35." " For this?" " Yeah." " That's a lot." " Hey, I don't make the prices." "It's..." "I have $32... 57 c." "We take Visa." "This is Mike." "Sublevel three." "I have an alert." "Where are you, Ben?" " Where are you?" " Stop talking." "Start the van." "Ben, the..." "the mean Declaration lady's behind you." "Hey." "Oh, it's you." "Hello." "Mr Brown, what's going on?" "What's that?" " It's a souvenir." " Really?" "Stop chatting and get in the van." "Code red." "Code red." "We have a break-in." "Lock it down." "Nobody leaves the building." "Get the FBI on the phone." " Did you enjoy the party?" " Yeah." " Oh, my God." " Oh, my God!" "You did not...?" " No..." " Security!" "Over here!" " Give me that!" " It's yours." "Take it." "Security!" " Over here!" "Security!" " Got you." "Go." "Viktor!" "Move!" " We can't just let her go!" " We can." "Go!" " Security, over here!" " Wait." "No, hold it." "Hold it!" " Wha...?" " Oh, bad." " What do you want?" " Give me the document." "Bad, bad, bad!" " Let me go!" " Just bring her!" "No!" "No!" " That's..." " Go!" "Go!" "And just who might you be?" " Once we catch them what do we do?" " I'm working on it." "Right turn, right turn." "Why don't you just pass me that document?" "Then we can all go home." "Oh, no." "Skidding, skidding, skidding." " Oh, no!" " Holy Lord!" " Help!" " No!" "If she falls, the document falls." "Get me next to her." " Thank you." " No!" "Got it." "Go on." "Abigail!" "Come on." "Jump." " We lost them." " That's all right." "This... is what we need." "Well done, Gates." "Well done." " Are you all right?" " No!" "Those lunatics..." " You're not hurt, are you?" " You are all lunatics!" " Are you hungry?" " What?" "Are you all right?" "Still a little on edge from being shot at, but I'll be OK." "Thanks for asking." "Yeah, well, I'm not all right." "Those men have the Declaration of Independence!" " She lost it?" " They don't have it." "See?" "OK?" "Now could you please stop shouting?" " Give me that!" " You're still shouting." "It's starting to annoy." "You'd do well, Dr Chase, to be a bit more civilised in this instance." "If this is the real one, what did they get?" "A souvenir." "I thought it'd be a good idea to have a duplicate." "It turned out I was right." "I actually had to pay for the souvenir and the real one, so you owe me $35, plus tax." " Genius." " Who were those men?" "Just the guys we warned you were gonna steal the Declaration." "And you didn't believe us." "We did the only thing we could do to keep it safe." "Verdammt!" "Give me that!" "You know something?" "You're shouting again." "I'm pretty sure she was swearing, too." "Well, we probably deserve that." "Ladies and gentlemen..." "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Peter Sadusky." "I'm the agent in charge." "I wanna reassure you, you are not in danger in any way." "If we all cooperate, we'll get through this with as little frustration as possible." "Thank you." "Get positive IDs." "Search everyone, including the security staff." "If they refuse, detain them and get warrants." "Yes, Agent Hendricks?" "You have something?" "Um..." " This isn't a day for "Um..."" " We got a tip several days ago that someone was going to steal the Declaration of Independence." "Do we have a name on the tipster?" "There was no file opened." "We didn't find the information credible." "How about now?" "There is not a treasure map on the back of the Declaration of Independence." "And there's no chance anyone can steal this either." "I levelled with you 100 per cent." "Everything I told you was the truth." "I want that document, Mr Brown." "OK, my name's not Brown." "It's Gates." "I levelled with you 98 per cent." "Wait a minute, did you just say "Gates"?" "Gates?" "You're that family with the conspiracy theory about the Founding Fathers?" " It's not a conspiracy theory." " Per se." "You know what?" "I take it back." "You're not liars." "You're insane." "There's a copy of the Declaration on display now?" " Yes, we decided to..." " Leave it there." "The guests know something happened, but they don't know what." "They got him with a Taser at the service entrance." "He doesn't remember a thing." "Also, we found bullet casings." "Did we get a description from the other guards?" " Which guards?" " The guards that were fired upon." "There weren't any other guards on patrol down here." "So... who was shooting, who were they shooting at, and why weren't they getting along?" "You can't seriously intend to run chemical tests on the Declaration of Independence in the back of a moving van." "We have a clean-room environment all set up." "EDS suits, a particulate air filtration system, the whole shebang." " Really?" " We can't go back there." "What?" "Why not?" "This is the guy." "Dr Herbert said Dr Chase introduced him as Mr Brown." "Not on the guestlist." "Now, the gift-store clerk - she said he seemed..." "Well, she said "flustered"." "He tried to walk out with a copy of the Declaration of Independence without paying." "He paid with a Visa." ""Charge to Benjamin Gates."" "A credit-card slip?" "Dude, we're on the grid." "They'll have your records from forever." "They'll have my records from forever." "I know." "I know." "It's only a matter of minutes before the FBI shows up at my front door." "What do we do?" " We need those letters." " What letters?" "You know, get off the road, take a right." "What letters?" "You have the original Silence Dogood letters?" "Did you steal those, too?" "We have scans of the originals." " Quiet, please." " How'd you get scans?" "Oh, I know the person who has the originals." "Now shush." " Why do you need them?" " She really can't shut her mouth, can she?" "I'll tell you what, look." "I will let you hold onto this if you'll promise to shut up, please." "Thank you." " Ben, you know what you have to do." " I know what to do." "I'm just trying to think of anything else we could do." "Well, not to be a... nudge, but you do realise how many people we have after us." "We probably have our own satellite by now." "It took you all of two seconds to decide to steal the Declaration of Independence." "Yeah, but I didn't think I was gonna personally have to tell my dad about it." "Hey, not cool!" "Not cool!" "Let me go!" "OK." "You're let go." "Go, shoo." "I'm not going." "Not without the Declaration." "You're not going with the Declaration." "Yes, I am." "I'm not letting it out of my sight, so I'm going." "Wait." "You're not going with us with the Declaration." " Yes, I am." " No, you're not." "Look, if you wanted to leave me behind, you shouldn't have told me where you were going." "Clear." "What the..." "Now we're getting somewhere." "They're digital scans of letters to the editor of The New England Courant." "Written 1722." "They're all from the same person." ""Your humble servant, Silence Dogood."" "Gentlemen... why is this word capitalised?" "Because it's important?" "Because it's a name." "OK, I got it." "When Ben Franklin was only 15 years old he secretly wrote 14 letters to his brother's newspaper pretending to be a middle-aged widow named Silence Dogood." "These letters were written by Benjamin Franklin." "Looks OK." " Park a couple of blocks away." " Well, how long do you think we got?" "I'm gonna give them a couple of hours at least." "I hope." "What do we do about her?" "I've got some duct tape in the back." "No, that won't be necessary." "She won't be any trouble." " Promise you won't be any trouble." " I promise." "See?" "She's curious." "Here's what I got on Gates." "A degree in American History from Georgetown, a degree in Mechanical Engineering at MIT," "Navy ROTC and Naval Diving and Salvage Training Centre." "What in the world did this guy want to be when he grew up?" "We keep our focus on Gates." "Run him to ground." "Compile a family-and-friends list." "Closest relative first." "I want to find out who this guy is." "Dad." "Where's the party?" "Well..." "I'm in a little trouble." " Is she pregnant?" " Well, if she is, are you gonna leave the woman carrying your grandchild standing out in the cold?" "I look pregnant?" "This better not be about that dumb treasure." "Well, have a seat." "Make yourselves comfortable." "There's some pizza." "It's still warm, I think." "Dad..." "I need the Silence Dogood letters." "Yeah, it's about the treasure." "And he dragged you two into this nonsense?" " Literally." " I volunteered." "Well, unvolunteer, before you waste your life." " Knock it off, Dad." " Sure, sure, I know, I'm the family kook." "I have a job, a house, health insurance." "At least I had your mother, for however brief a time." "At least I had you." "What do you have?" "Him?" "Look, if you just give us the letters, we're gone." "You disappoint me, Ben." "Well, maybe that's the real Gates-family legacy." "Sons who disappoint their fathers." "Get out." "Take your troubles with you." "I found the Charlotte." "The Charlotte?" " You mean she was a ship?" " Yeah, she was beautiful." "It was amazing, Dad." "And the treasure?" "No, no." "But we found another clue that led us here." "Yeah, and that'll lead you to another clue." "And that's all you'll ever find, is another clue." "Don't you get it, Ben?" "I finally figured it out." "The legend says that the treasure was buried to keep it from the British." "But what really happened was the legend was invented, to keep the British occupied searching for buried treasure." "The treasure is a myth." "I refuse to believe that." "Well, you can believe what you want." "You're a grown person." "What am I doing?" "Do what you want, Ben." "Do what you want." "He's probably right." "You don't even know if there is another clue." "Well, I can think of a way where we could find out." "And we can find out right now." "Looks like animal skin." " How old is it?" " At least 200 years." " Really?" "You sure?" " Pretty darn." "Now if this thing's in invisible ink, how do we look at it?" "Throw it in the oven." " No." " Uh-uh." "Ferrous sulphate inks can only be brought out with heat." " Yes, but this..." " It's very old." "This is very old, and we can't risk compromising the map." "You need a reagent." "Dad, it's really late." "Why don't you get some rest?" "I'm fine." "Lemons." " You can't do that." " But it has to be done." "Then someone who is trained to handle antique documents is gonna do it." "OK." "OK." "Now, if there is a secret message, it'll probably be marked by a symbol in the upper right-hand corner." "That's right." "I am so getting fired for this." "I told you." "You need heat." "See?" " We need more juice." " We need more heat." "That's not a map." " Is it?" " More clues." "What a surprise." "Are those latitudes and longitudes?" "That's why we need the Silence Dogood letters." " That's the key?" " Yeah. "The key in Silence undetected."" "Dad, can we have the letters now?" "Will somebody please explain to me what these magic numbers are?" " It's an Ottendorf cipher." " That's right." "Oh, OK." " What's an Ottendorf cipher?" " They're just codes." "Each of these three numbers corresponds to a word in a key." "Usually a random book or a newspaper article." "In this case, the Silence Dogood letters." "So it's like the page number of the key text, the line on the page, and the letter in that line." "So, Dad, where are the letters?" "You know, it's just by sheer happenstance that his grandfather..." " Dad." "...even found them." "They were in an antique desk from the press room..." " Dad." "...of The New England Courant." " That's a newspaper." " Dad, where are the letters?" "I don't have them, son." " What?" " I don't have them." "Where are they?" "I donated them to the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia." "Time to go." "I still can't believe it." "All this time no one knew what was on the back." "The back of what?" "No!" " Oh, my God." "Oh, my God." " I know." "Oh, my God." "What have you done?" "This is... this is the..." " I know!" " This is the Declaration of Independence." "Yes." "And it's very delicate." "You stole it?" "Dad, I can explain, but I don't have time." "It was necessary." "And you saw the cipher." "And that will lead to another clue, and that will lead to another clue!" "There is no treasure." "I wasted 20 years of my life." "And now you've destroyed yours." "And you pulled me into all this." "Well, we can't have that." "Come in!" "I'm in here." "FBI, right?" "You gonna untie me?" "And you have no idea where he's going?" " Well, wouldn't I have told you if I did?" " Would you?" "He tied me to a chair." "The garage is empty, but there's a Cadillac De Ville registered to Patrick Gates." "And he stole my car." "Don't worry, Mr Gates, we'll find your car." "And your son." "Your dad's got a sweet ride." "I think we should change clothes." "We look kind of conspicuous, don't you think?" "I'd love to go shopping, too, but we have no money." "Here, I took this from his house." "He usually tucks a few hundred dollars somewhere between those pages." " Common Sense." "How appropriate." " When are we gonna get there?" "I'm hungry." "This car smells weird." "Excuse me." "Excuse me." "Oops, sorry, sir." "Excuse me." "That's OK." "S-S-A-N-D." "OK." "You're sure this is right?" "OK." "S-S-A..." "No, N." " That is an N." " It doesn't look like an N." "You know what?" "Here." "Last one." "OK?" " One more dollar." " Thank you." "Go get the last four letters." "Go get 'em, chief." "Come on." "OK. "The vision to see the treasured past comes as the timely shadow crosses in front of the house of pass and..."" ""Pass and..." what?" ""Pass and..."" "What's going on?" " I'm not sure." " What's up?" "So you show up at your father's door and say you're in trouble and the first thing he assumes is I'm pregnant." "Is there a question in there?" "I think there's an interesting story in there." "Well, my father thinks I've been a little too cavalier in my personal life." " I see." " Let me ask you something." "Have you ever told someone - not a relative - "I love you"?" "Yes." "More than one someone?" "Yes." "Oh." "Well, then my father would say you've been a little too cavalier in your personal life, too." "So you get your sense of absolute certainty from him, do you?" "Well, I'm sure I don't know what you mean." "Well, you're certain the treasure is real, despite what anyone else thinks." "No, but I hope it's real." "I mean, I've dreamt it's real since my grandfather told me about it." "But I want to hold it." "I feel like I'm so close, I can taste it." "But I just..." "I just want to know it's not just something in my head or in my heart." "People don't really talk that way, you know." "I know." "But they think that way." "Hey." " Did you get it?" "Riley?" " Oh, I got it." ""The vision to see the treasured past comes as the timely shadow crosses in front of the house of Pass and Stow."" "Now, "Pass and Stow", of course, referring to..." " The Liberty Bell." " Why do you have to do that?" "Well, John Pass and John Stow cast the bell." "OK." "Well, then, what does the rest of this mean?" "Wait..."The vision to see the treasured past" must refer to a way to read the map." "Well, I thought the cipher was the map." "No, the cipher was a way to find the way to read the map." "And the way to read the map can be found where the "timely shadow" crosses in front of the Liberty Bell." "Crosses in front of the "house" of the Liberty Bell." "Independence Hall." "Right, so "timely shadow" - it's a specific time." " Right." " What time?" "What time?" "What time?" "Wait a minute, wait." "You're gonna love this." "Excuse me, can I see one of those hundred-dollar bills I paid you with?" "No." "Oh." "Well, here, I have this diver's watch." "It's called a Submariner." "I dive with it." "It's actually quite valuable." " You can use it as collateral." " Whatever." "Thank you." "On the back of a hundred-dollar bill is an etching of Independence Hall" " based on a painting done in..." " Hello." "Thank you." "...in the 1780s, who..." "The artist was actually a friend of Benjamin Franklin's." "It's wonderful." " Fascinating." " Hold this." "OK." "I'm not going anywhere." "Now, I think that if we look at this clock tower we may find the specific time." " What do you see?" " 2:22." " What time is it now?" " Almost three." " We missed it." " No, we didn't." "We didn't miss it because..." "You don't know this?" "I-I know something about history that you don't know." "I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley." "Well, hold on one second, let me just..." "let me just take in this moment." "This is... this is cool." "Is this how you feel all the time?" "Because, you know..." "Except for now, of course." " Riley!" " All right." "What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I." "If it's 3pm now, OK, that means in 1776, it would be 2pm." " Let's go." " Riley, you're a genius." "Yeah." "Do you actually know who the first person to suggest daylight savings was?" " Benjamin Franklin." " Benjamin Franklin." "Is this real?" "Just tell me what you told my friend." "Just a bunch of letters." "I can't remember." "Can you remember which ones you were gonna tell him next?" "Yeah, here." "S-T-O-W." "Top results:" "Liberty Bell and Independence Hall." "Imagine its impact back in the 18th century." "It could have been seen for miles around, which was exactly its purpose, because it served as a beacon, as it were, for people to collect and hear..." "Good stuff." "It gained a place in history on July 8, 1776, when the Liberty Bell tolled for the first public reading of the Declaration of Independence." "Eventually, it was moved from its place in Independence Hall steeple and given its own..." " Idiot." " Who?" " Me." " What?" "It's not here." "It's there." "Come on." " What bell is this?" " It's the Centennial Bell." "It replaced the Liberty Bell in 1876." "There it is." "All right." "I'm gonna go down there, and you meet me in the signing room." " OK?" "All right." " OK." "All right, let's go." "3:22." "My idea." "Hey." "What'd you score?" "I found this." "Some kind of ocular device." ""The vision to see the treasured past." Let me take this." "Aw, they're like early American X-ray specs." "Benjamin Franklin invented something like these." "I think he invented these." "So, what do we do with them?" "We look through it." "Here, help me." " Careful." " You think?" " What?" " It's just that the last time this was here it was being signed." " Ben, there's another tour coming." " Turn it over." " Careful." " Spectacles." "What do you see?" "What is it?" "Is it a treasure map?" "It says, "Heere at the wall", spelled with two E's." "Take a look." "Wow." "Why can't they just say, "Go to this place, and here's the treasure, spend it wisely"?" "Oh, no." " Oh, no." " Oh, no." "How'd they find us?" "Well, lan has nearly unlimited resources." "And he's smart." "I don't think we can get out of here without being spotted." "Well, we don't want them to have the Declaration, or the glasses." "But we especially don't want them to have them both together." " So what do we do?" " We separate the lock from the key." " We're splitting up." " Good idea." "Really?" "I'll take this." "And those." "You keep that." "Meet me at the car and call me if you have any problems." "Like if we get caught and killed?" "Yeah." "That would be a big problem." "Take care of her." " I will." " I will." "We're on him." "There he is." " Let's walk this way." " Wait up." " Shaw, look." "There's the others." " I got it." "Viktor, meet me at Fifth and Chestnut." "Fifth and Chestnut." "They're heading your way." " Look out!" "Look out!" " Riley!" " There they are!" "Move!" " Move!" " Time to run." " Keep up, Viktor!" "Move." "Come on." "In here." " Come on." " Follow me." "That way." "If you're not a steak, you don't belong here." "I'm just trying to hide from my ex-husband." " Who, baldy?" " Yes." "Honey, stay as long as you like." "Oh, thank you." "Thank you." "You want something?" " Do you want something?" " Shut up." "I see why you left him." "Go around." "Go around." "Gates!" "Aw, come on!" " Where were you?" " Hiding." "Come on." "Let's go, let's go." "lan. lan, I've got 'em." "They're heading toward City Hall." " OK, I'm on my way." " Out of the way!" "They're headed for the breezeway on the north side." "I'll be right there." "Hey, Gates!" "Enough, man!" "Give me the document." "All right, Phil." "Watch out!" "Get out of my way!" "Watch it!" "Leave them!" "Let 'em go." "We've got it." " FBI." "Have you seen this guy?" " No." "Nope, I haven't seen him." "Ted." "Philadelphia police found Gates's car." "It's close." "We got surveillance there now." "Let's go." "Tell the boss we got the car." " What?" " We lost it." " What?" " We lost the Declaration. lan took it." "Yeah, OK." "You all right?" "You both all right?" "Yeah, yeah, we're all right." " Ben, I'm sorry." " We'll be fine." "Meet me at the car." "Suspect has arrived." "Hello, Mr Gates." "Mr Gates, face your father's car and put your hands behind your back, please." " We got one in custody." " Gates, you're a hard man to find." "Could you please be careful?" "Riley, do you know how to get in touch with lan?" "Excuse me?" "That's some story." "Well, it's the same story I tried to tell you guys before the Declaration was stolen." " By you." " No, by lan." "I stole it to stop him." "I did it alone." "Dr Chase was not involved." "And lan still ended up with the Declaration of Independence." "Because of you." "So here's your options." "Door number one, you go to prison for a very long time." "Door number two, we are going to get back the Declaration of Independence, you help us find it, and you still go to prison for a very long time, but you feel better inside." "Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?" " Someone's got to go to prison, Ben." " Yeah." "So what are these for?" "It's a way to read the map." "Right." "Knights Templar." "Freemasons." "Invisible treasure map." " So what'd it say?" " "Heere at the wall."" "Nothing else." "It's just another clue." "It looks like lan Howe could be a false identity." "Follow up with ATF and INS." "There's more to it." " Standard tap procedure." " Let's check the signal, folks." " Lock it in." " Are we set?" " Checking source." " Unknown number." "Yes." "Hello, Ben." "How are you?" " Um, chained to a desk." " Sorry to hear that." "I want you to meet me on the flight deck of the USS Intrepid." " You know where that is?" " New York." "Meet me there at ten o'clock tomorrow morning." "And bring those glasses you found at Independence Hall." "Yeah, I know about the glasses." "We can take a look at the Declaration, and then you can be on your way." "And I'm supposed to believe that." "I told you from the start, I only wanted to borrow it." "You can have it." "And the glasses." "I'll even throw in the pipe from the Charlotte." "I'll be there." "And tell the FBI agents listening in on this call if they want the Declaration back, and not just a box of confetti, then you'll come alone." " Take positions." " Perimeter looks normal." " Can I get a status report?" " Crow's nest in position." "Port side is quiet." "Copy that." " Gates is on the flight deck." " Eyes on Gates." " Do not lose sight of primary mark." " Brian, you're clear with NYPD." " I have a visual." " Gates." "Stay with the program." "I hope your agents are all under four feet tall and wearing little scarves." "Otherwise lan's gonna know they're here." "As soon as he shows you the Declaration, we'll move in." "Don't try anything." "Just let us handle it." "You know, Agent Sadusky, something I've noticed about fishing:" "it never works out so well for the bait." "Sir, we've got some traffic incoming." "Looks like a sightseeing helicopter." "Unit two, get an eyeball on that chopper." "Agent Michaels, get FAA flight plans and authorization records on that craft." "If that's not Mr Howe, I want to know who it is." " I got him." "He's coming from the north." " Gates." "Are you with me?" "Well, I'm sure not against you, if that's what you're asking." "We've got some interference on Gates's mike, sir." "This I know." "Hello, Ben." "Thomas Edison needed only one way to make a light bulb." "Sound familiar?" " Keep sightlines clear." " What's the devil's going on?" "There's a lot of commotion." "We can't see Gates." "Go to the starboard observation point behind the F-16 and here's what you do." "Gates?" "Gates?" "Air Tour helicopter, you are in controlled airspace." "Vacate immediately." "Who's got Gates?" " All agents, report in." " I can't see anything." " Did Gates speak to anybody?" " Target is moving." " He's heading towards the stern." " I've got him." "He's coming this way." "Anyone got a view of our friend lan Howe?" "Ian Howe is not at the stern, sir." "Then why is he heading there?" "He's at the observation deck." "Sadusky." "I'm still not against you." "But I found door number three." "And I'm taking it." " What's he talking about?" " Move in!" "Move in!" "Move in on Gates!" "Divers are a go." " Snipers, go to action zebra." " All teams, move in." "Pursue at own risk." " I repeat, pursue at own risk." " You first." "Holy mackerel." "He set us up." "Agent Dawes, do you have a visual?" "Can you see Gates in the water?" "Sir, it's the Hudson." "Nothing is visible." "Smart fish." "Hello, Ben." "Welcome to New Jersey." " What'd you do with Abigail and Riley?" " Hope these fit." "We had to guess your sizes." "I said, what'd you do with Abigail and Riley?" "He's the only one who could've told you that line about Edison." "Did you bring the glasses?" "I don't know." "Tell me what's happening here." "Ask your girlfriend." "She's the one calling all the shots now." "She won't shut up." "Yeah, hello." "It's for you." " Hello." " Hi, sweetie." "How's your day going?" "Uh, interesting, dear." "So, what, you working with lan now?" "It turns out helping someone escape from FBI custody is a criminal act." "And he's the only criminal we knew." " So we called him and made a deal." " Well, you're..." "You're... you're... you're all right, yeah?" "I mean you're safe?" "Yeah, we both are." "Riley's right here, doing something clever with a computer." "I'm tracking him through the..." "Hey!" "I'm tracking you through the GPS in Shaw's phone." "They take a turn anywhere we don't want, we'll know it." "So don't worry." "If lan tries to double-cross us, we can call the FBI and tell them right where you are." " And where to find lan." " And where is that?" "Right across the street from where we're hiding, at the intersection of Wall Street and Broadway." "Well, you figured out the clue." "Simple. "Heere at the wall." Wall Street and Broadway." "Ben, there is a catch." "We made lan believe he could have the treasure." "It was the only way we could get this far." "He's here." "Here we go." "Ben." "You all right?" "No broken bones?" "A jump like that could kill a man." "Naw, it was cool." "You should try it sometime." "The Declaration of Independence." "And the meerschaum pipe." "All yours." " That's it?" " That's it." "I knew you'd keep your promise." "Now, where is it?" "Where's my treasure?" "It's right here." "The map said "Heere at the wall", spelled with two E's." "Wall Street follows the path of an actual wall that the original Dutch settlers built as a defence to keep the British out." "The main gate was located at a street called De Heere, also two E's." "Later De Heere Street was renamed Broadway after the British got in." "So, "Heere at the wall."" "Broadway, Wall Street." "Cheerio." "Just a moment, Ben." "Ian, if you break our deal, the FBI will be only a few minutes behind you." "You might get away, you might not." "Is that all the map said?" "Every word." "Oh, Ben." "You know the key to running a convincing bluff?" "Every once in a while you've got to be holding all the cards." "Dad." "Is there anything else you want to tell me?" "Trinity Church." "We have to go inside Trinity Church." "Good." "Excellent." "Well, why don't you ask Dr Chase and Riley to join us?" "I'm sure they're around here somewhere." "Are you all right?" "What do you think?" "I'm a hostage." "Sit." "Sit down." " Let him go, lan." " When we find the treasure." "No, now." "Or you can figure out the clues for yourself." "Good luck." "Ben." "I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation." "Let's have a look at that map." "It's..." "It's... it's really quite something." "It's..." "It really is remarkable." "Take a look." " "Parkington Lane." - "Beneath Parkington Lane."" "But why would the map lead us here, then take us somewhere else?" " What's the purpose?" " Just another clue." "Dad." "No, you're right." "Parkington Lane has to be here somewhere." "A street inside the church?" "Not inside." "Beneath." "Beneath the church." " I'm so sorry, Ben." " None of this is your fault." " I co..." " Come on." "Look." "Cooperation only lasts as long as the status quo is unchanged." "As soon as this guy gets to wherever this thing ends, he won't need you any more." "Or... or any of us." "So we find a way to make sure the status quo changes in our favour." " How?" " I'm still working on it." "Well, I guess I better work on it too, then." "Hey!" "Par..." "Hey, I found it!" " Him!" " Ben!" "It's a name." "Parkington Lane." "He was a third-degree master mason of the Blue Lo..." "Hey!" "Stop!" "Easy." "Careful no one steps in him." "All right, put it down." "OK." "Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?" "Right." "McGregor, Viktor, you stay here." "And if anyone should come out without me, well... use your imagination." "Shall we?" "You got a light?" "Careful." "Watch your step." "Come here." "Why does that never happen to me?" "What's this?" "It's a chandelier." "Here." " Wow." " Look at the elevators." "A dumbwaiter system." "How do a bunch of guys with hand tools build all this?" "Same way they built the pyramids and the Great Wall of China." "Yeah." "The aliens helped them." "Right, let's go." "What are we waiting for?" "I'm not going out on that thing." "200 years of termite damage and rot." "Dad, do what he says." "Watch your step." "We're right under the Trinity graveyard." "That's probably why no one ever found this." "What is that?" "Subway." "Shaw!" "Oh, God, Shaw!" "Oh, my God." "Hold on!" "Hold on!" "OK, get on the elevator." "Jump!" "Ben!" "Grab my hand." " Come on." " lan!" "Abigail!" "Get on!" "Jump!" "Here." "Ben!" "Get down there." "Get down there!" "The Declaration." " Do you trust me?" " Yes." "Oh, no!" "Ben!" "Hang on!" "Son!" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry I dropped you." "I had to save the Declaration." "No, don't be." "I would have done exactly the same thing to you." "Really?" "I would have dropped you both." "Freaks." "Get on." "Ian... it's not worth it." "Do you imagine any one of your lives is more valuable to me than Shaw's?" "We go on." "The status quo." "Keep the status quo." " Now what?" " This is..." "This is where it all leads." "OK, let's go." "What is this?" "So where's the treasure?" "Well?" "This is it?" "We came all this way for a dead end?" "Yes." " There's gotta be something more." " Riley, there's nothing more." " Another clue, or..." " No, there are no more clues!" "That's it, OK?" "It's over!" "End of the road." "The treasure's gone." "Moved." "Taken somewhere else." "You're not playing games with me, are you, Ben?" "Hm?" "You know where it is." "No." "OK, go." "Hey, wait a minute." " Hey!" "Ian, wait!" " Wait, wait, wait!" " lan..." " We'll be trapped." " Don't do this." " You can't just leave us here." "Yes, I can." "Unless Ben tells me the next clue." "There isn't another clue." "Ian, why don't you come back down here and we can talk through this together?" " Don't speak again." " OK." "The clue." "Where's the treasure?" "Ben?" " The lantern." " Dad..." "The status quo has changed, son." "Don't." "It's part of freemason teachings." "In King Solomon's temple there was a winding staircase." "It signified the journey that had to be made to find the light of truth." " The lantern is the clue." " And what does it mean?" "Boston." "It's Boston." "The Old North Church in Boston, where Thomas Newton hung a lantern in the steeple, to signal Paul Revere that the British were coming." "One if by land, two if by sea." "One lantern." "Under the winding staircase of the steeple, that's where we have to look." " Thank you." " Hey, you have to take us with you." "Why?" "So you can escape in Boston?" "Besides, with you out of the picture there's less baggage to carry." "What if we lied?" "Did you?" "What if there's another clue?" "Then I'll know right where to find you." "See you, Ben." " No!" " There's no other way out!" " Come back!" " You're gonna need us, lan!" "We're all gonna die." "It's gonna be OK, Riley." "I'm sorry I yelled at you." "It's OK, kiddo." "OK, boys, what's going on?" "The British came by sea." "It was two lanterns, not one." "Ian needed another clue, so we gave it to him." "It was a fake." "It was a fake clue." "The all-seeing eye." ""Through the all-seeing eye."" "That means... by the time lan figures it out and comes back here, we'll still be trapped, and he'll shoot us then." "Either way, we're gonna die." "Nobody's gonna die." "There's another way out." "Where?" "Through the treasure room." "Here." "Riley." "Looks like someone got here first." "I'm sorry, Ben." "It's gone." " Listen, Ben..." " It may have even been gone before Charles Carroll told the story to Thomas Gates." "It doesn't matter." "I know." "Cos you were right." "No, I wasn't right." "This room is real, Ben." "And that means the treasure is real." "We're in the company of some of the most brilliant minds in history, because you found what they left behind for us to find and understood the meaning of it." "You did it, Ben." "For all of us." "Your grandfather, and all of us." "And I've never been so happy to be proven wrong." "I just... really thought I was gonna find the treasure." "OK." "Then we just keep looking for it." "I'm in." "OK." "Not to be Johnny Rain Cloud here, but that's not gonna happen." "Because as far as I can see, we're still trapped down here." "Yeah." "Now, Ben, where is this other way out?" "Well, that's it." "It doesn't make any sense, because the first thing the builders would have done after getting down here was cut a secondary shaft back out for air..." " Right." "...and in case of cave-ins." "Could it really be that simple?" ""The secret lies with Charlotte."" "Scrolls from the library at Alexandria." "Could this be possible?" "It's a big... bluish-green man, with a strange-looking goatee." "I'm guessing that's significant." "Yes!" "Riley, are you crying?" "Look." "Stairs." "Hi." "Do you have a cell phone I could borrow?" " Just like that?" " Just like that." "You do know you just handed me your biggest bargaining chip?" "The Declaration of Independence is not a bargaining chip." "Not to me." "Have a seat." "So what's your offer?" "How about a bribe?" "Say... ten billion dollars?" "I take it you found the treasure?" "It's about five stories beneath your shoes." "You know, the Templars and the Freemasons believed that the treasure was too great for any one man to have, not even a king." "That's why they went to such lengths to keep it hidden." "That's right." "The Founding Fathers believed the same thing about government." "I figure their solution will work for the treasure too." "Give it to the people." "Divide it amongst the Smithsonian, the Louvre, the Cairo museum..." "There's thousands of years of world history down there." "And it belongs to the world, and everybody in it." "You really don't understand the concept of a bargaining chip." "OK, here's what I want." "Dr Chase gets off completely clean, not even a little Post-it on her service record." "OK." "I want the credit for the find to go to the entire Gates family, with the assistance of Mr Riley Poole." "And what about you?" "I'd really love not to go to prison." "I can't even begin to describe how much I would love not to go to prison." "Someone's got to go to prison, Ben." "Well, if you've got a helicopter, I think I can help with that." "Freeze!" "FBI!" " Freeze!" "Don't move!" " Show me your hands!" " Put your hands up." " Move, move, move." "You're under arrest, Mr Howe." "We've got you on kidnapping, attempted murder... and trespassing on government property." "Yeah." "You got it, chief." "Thank you." "Bye." "They want us in Cairo next week for the opening of the exhibit." "They're sending a private jet." "That's fun." "Yeah, big whoop." "We could have had a whole fleet of private jets." "Ten per cent, Ben." "They offered you ten per cent and you turned it down." "Riley, we've been over this." "It was too much." "I couldn't accept it." "I still have this splinter that's been festering for three months from an old piece of wood." "OK, I'll tell you what." "Next time we find a treasure that redefines history for all mankind, you make the call on the finder's fee." "That's not as funny." "What do you care?" "You got the girl." " It's true." " It's true." "Rub it in." "Enjoy your spoils... while I sit on one per cent." "One stinkin' per cent." "Half of one per cent, actually." "One per cent." "Unbelievable." "I'm sorry for your suffering, Riley." "For the record, Ben, I like the house." "You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met..." "Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun." "Great." "Wonderful." "Could have had a bigger house." " I made something for you." " You did?" "What?" " A map." " A map?" "Where does it lead to?" "You'll figure it out." "Subtitles By Rajanee"

"("Take Me Out to the Ball Game" plays)" "(beer can pops open) DEE:" "Oh, yeah." "These are going down real smooth now." "MAC:" "Dee, slow down." "You're on pace to drink 130 beers." "FRANK:" "Don't ruin this for me, Deandra." "This could be the last chance I got to do something great in my life." "You jerks are just all mad 'cause I'm gonna be the one to shatter Boss Hogg's drinking record." "DENNIS:" "Dee, Boss Hogg was a big, fat redneck from The Dukes of Hazzard." "Wade Boggs is a Hall of Fame third baseman." "CHARLIE:" "Yeah, it's Wade" "Boggs's drinking record, okay?" "The man's a legend." "He drank 50 beers on a cross-country flight and then absolutely destroyed the Seattle Mariners the next day, okay?" "That's why we're doing this, to honor his memory, okay?" "May he rest in peace." "First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive." "Secondly, the number of beers is actually highly disputed." "Some say 50, some teammates said 60, some said as many as 70 beers." "Which, to be honest, is an absolutely insane amount of beer." "Nobody can drink that much." "FRANK:" "Not with an attitude like that." "Perhaps we're taking this a little bit too seriously?" "Absolutely we're not, okay?" "The man is a legend." "That's why we're doing this, all right?" "To honor his memory." "Rest in peace, Wade." "Again, he is still alive." "Always sticking me with the nerds." "(call button chimes)" "Yes, ma'am?" "Uh, actually, I can, uh, handle this one." "We'll be sharing the in-flight call system today." "Excuse me?" "Oh, sorry, let me explain." "We're doing a Wade Boggs-type thing, and that makes me sort of the Commissioner Bud Selig of the group." "Oh, you're the commissioner now?" "Well, somebody's gotta keep the game fair and everybody invested, okay, Dee?" "He didn't win the chugging contest." "Two more beers, please." "Actually, ma'am, we're about to take off, so we're gonna need you to stow your tray table." "Yay." "Let me take that and throw it out for you." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Yeah, but just give me a second." "Okay?" "Just give me a second?" "There you go." "Great." "(Dee belches)" "Hold on." "Hold on." "Ugh!" "Ouch!" "It's... really cold." "Man, Dee... (Dee belches) Oh, God." "You really have to slow down a little bit." "("Take Me Out to the Ball Game" plays)" "Can I get you something to drink?" "Yeah, I'll just get a beer, please." "(whispering):" "Hey, Frank." "I'm a little concerned about this frat boy over here." "There's only so many beers on the flight." "FRANK:" "I'll take care of him." "For you, sir?" "Excuse me, miss?" "Mm-hmm." "Um, actually, yeah... how many beers are we allowed to order at once?" "I'm not sure." "No one has ever asked that before." "Okay, great, so there's no rule on that." "Uh, why don't you give me six, then, please?" "How about you make it an even dozen?" "How about I start you with two apiece and then we just take it from there?" "Sure, if you want to be lugging beers back and forth the entire flight." "I guess that's, uh, up to you." "I'll be taking care of everybody on the Boggs account." "Oh, and by the way, do you sell condoms?" "No, I'm afraid we don't." "Aw..." "Yeah." "I'll have to figure something else out." "Got it." "Thank you so much." "Hey..." "Frank." "Mmm?" "What's with the condom thing?" "You think the Boggs record is the only one I'm going for?" "I'm gonna become the first-ever member of the Air Sex Society." "Okay." "What is that?" "That means I'm gonna be plowing somebody in the bathroom before this plane lands." "Right, but do you think you just made that up?" "Because that's already a thing." "It's called the Mile High Club." "People have been doing it since planes have been around." "That name sucks." "I'll tell you what, though." "I will make you a bet that I plow somebody on this fight, somewhere other than the bathroom, before we hit the Great Lakes." "I'll take that bet." "Yeah?" "Whoa, whoa." "Did I hear you guys talking about a bet?" "There's no betting, okay?" "That compromises the integrity of the game." "It's got nothing to do with the Wade Boggs thing." "It doesn't matter, okay, guys?" "That's a rule, and as commissioner, you have to obey me." "Right, Commissioner." "Go get me another beer." "Okay, I will, but... not because you told me to, but because I'm commissioner and that's my job." "You're on." "♪ ♪" "(Dee snoring) Pathetic." "29... beers." "(call button chimes)" "How can I help you?" "Hmm?" "Oh." "Hey-oh!" "This is my guy." "Yeah." "Hey, I got a couple more for you, bud, so just grab 'em." "Oh, great." "Actually, while you're here, could I have a rum and Coke, please?" "Uh, oh, uh... hold on one second." "It's a beer-drinking contest," "Charlie." "No, that's cool, I'm still doing the Boggs thing, but you know what?" "A stiff cocktail would go good with my chicken, so..." "Why are you filling up with chicken?" "Do you know anything about Wade Boggs?" "The man ate a chicken before every game, all right?" "That's why they called him the Chicken Man." "Man batted .328" "lifetime." "I'm sure he ate some rum and" "Cokes, too, all right?" "(chuckles)" "You just said "ate rum and Cokes."" "You're getting a little buzzed." "You shouldn't be drinking hard alcohol." "No, I said one rum and Coke." "Just one, please." "Make it a double, though." "Hey-oh!" "♪ Mama needs another pop, pop" "Hey, pop, soda pop, soda pop, soda pop, soda pop, nah... ♪" "What are you doing?" "Why are you dancing around like a jackass?" "Wade Boggs would roll in his grave if he could see your behavior." "Wade Boggs is alive." "Huh?" "He lives in Tampa, Florida." "He's in his early 50s." "And you... where did you come from?" "You were just passed out two minutes ago." "I know it, I was, and then I popped a couple of these babies." "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa." "What the hell are those, Dee?" "Greenies." "Uppers." "Vtt!" "Feel like I got a rocket up my ass." "These guys find out that you're taking performance-enhancing drugs, the integrity of the game is completely compromised, all right?" "Shit." "As the Bud Selig of the group, it's my job to quietly sweep this under the rug before anybody finds out." "You know, Commissioner, you just... you kind of just lost the chugging contest..." "Go." "("Take Me Out to the Ball Game" plays)" "Hey!" "You know, I actually went to school at the same college, your alma mater, in 1966." "Yeah?" "Yeah, here, have a beer, huh?" "It's like..." "Oh, that's nice of you." "Yeah, yeah, good, yeah." "Drink up." "Frank?" "Did you just buy frat boy a beer?" "Don't worry about it." "I laced it with sleeping pills." "He's gonna be out like a light in two minutes." "That is some diabolical shit, dude." "Ow...!" "(Dennis laughs) So what's going on with the sex moves?" "I've been laying chum up and down this plane." "Yeah, I-I know." "I've noticed." "Yeah, I've got my prey picked out." "I'm just waiting for the right moment to pounce." "What are you talking about?" "You haven't moved an inch." "You're just drinking." "Oh, is that what you think?" "Mm-hmm." "Frank, of the 206 passengers on this flight, 98 of them are women, but only one of them is a suitable candidate:" "44G." "Notice how she glances forlornly at the empty seat next to her." "It was meant for someone special." "And the tan line on her ring finger suggests the wound is still fresh, leaving her vulnerable." "Furthermore, when we hit turbulence earlier, she giggled, telling me she's a bit of a thrill seeker." "You think she offed the guy and went on the run?" "Pretty tough to lay low in a dress like that." "Granted, it's not a particularly remarkable garment." "It's from the J.Crew Spring 2012 collection." "Although, it is a bit much for an airplane." "Furthermore, if she were standing, you'd notice she's got no panty line, giving me about five extra seconds to enter her swiftly before she realizes I am not the answer to her problems." "(laughs) I'll tell you my tastes lie a little bit more in 39F." "No." "No, thank you, Frank." "No, her blouse is covered in cigarette burns." "And I imagine underneath that blouse, you'll find copious amounts of road rash, probably sustained in some sort of off-roading accident, which would also explain her limp." "Although, something tells me the two are unrelated." "Either way, she's North Dakota trash through and through and far beneath a gentleman such as myself." "Uh, miss?" "Six more beers." "(groans) Hey-oh!" "Ah, there we go." "Yeah." "Hey, listen, Charlie?" "Yeah." "I need you to start a" "McGwire/Sosa-like rivalry with Dee." "Look, I think you're getting, like, too worked up about this thing." "Can we just drink the beer and hang out, you know?" "Well, here-here's the thing." "The game seems to be getting a little bit off the rails." "Frank and Dennis are super distracted and Dee is kind of just running away with it." "Boggsy didn't drink six gallons of beer because he was obsessed with, like, breaking some record." "You know what I mean?" "He did it 'cause he was just, like, thirsty, you know?" "And looking to pass the time." "Yeah, but I can sell a rivalry, all right?" "What I can't sell is... 27 beers." "What-what am I gonna do with 27 beers?" "Who-who cares about 27 beers?" "We're not selling anything." "Like, I think you're taking the commissioner thing way..." "Look, you lost the chugging contest, man." "It's not a big deal." "Why did you make me Bud Selig if you didn't...?" "Nobody did." "You just started saying that." "Look, I got empties for you." "Just take those and don't, like, put so much pressure on yourself over..." "Attention, passengers." "This is your captain, Boss Hogg, speaking." "And this cold slice of heaven is my 40th beer of the afternoon." "So any of you dicknips think you can slug it down faster than me, you're welcome to get your fat asses up here to try." "Uh-uh!" "Yeah, no." "Uh-uh!" "Put your..." "Uh-uh!" "Oh, I'm gonna need that." "Ah, you... whatever." "Okay." "The Boggs group is cut off." "(Mac groans)" "What?" "Aw, dude." "That's not good." "I can't stop drinking now." "Damn it!" "I'll probably die, dude." "I'm running low, too." "Shit." "Okay, luckily I came prepared." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah." "Charlie, we're not on a wide-body DC-10 for nothing." "Right." "We bought tickets." "Well, yes, but we chose a wide-body DC-10 on purpose." "That's what I was..." "To get up in the sky." "Let me walk you through it." "I got a hundred extra beers in a checked bag, okay?" "Now, according to movies like" "Executive Decision and Passenger 57, there is a secret hatch on every plane that allows me to travel freely throughout the aircraft." "Well, everybody knows that." "Yeah, so I just got to find my right time to get down there." "I think you can probably go, like, anytime, yeah." "Or just do it... just right now, right?" "This stewardess is, like, not on the ball." "Okay, yeah." "("Take Me Out to the Ball Game"" "plays)" "Oh!" "Hey-oh!" "Geez." "Why isn't the door locked, Frank?" "I'm posting up." "Half the battle is getting them to follow you to the bathroom." "This way, I'm sitting here." "It's like lambs to the slaughter." "Aah!" "What's happening to me?" "!" "(passengers gasp)" "Some-something is wrong." "Ladies and gentlemen, if there's a doctor on board, please press your call button." "Dude, how many sleeping pills did you give that kid?" "I don't know-- seven?" "12?" "(stammers) 12?" "!" "Yeah!" "What?" "You told me to take care of him." "I didn't tell you to kill him." "Well, you better go do something; otherwise they're gonna have to make an emergency landing and this whole thing's gonna be screwed!" "Ah, shit!" "(grunts)" "Uh, what seems to be the problem here?" "Are you a doctor?" "Mantis Toboggan, MD." "You want this young man to live, you're gonna have to give me some aspirin, a roll of duct tape, a bag of peanuts and four beers." "♪ ♪" "Jackpot." "(hatch opens)" "(indistinct chatter)" "Speed it up a little bit, honey?" "Ooh." "Wow!" "(laughing):" "Yeah!" "Oh, you really know your way around." "Well, if I've learned anything from films like" "Executive Decision or Passenger 57, there's always a way into the cargo hold." "You're weird." "You have no idea." "Oh..." "Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!" "Nothing with my lips, all right?" "Okay." "I won't do that with you." "Mind if I take a pill?" "Yeah, sure, take a pill." "Okay." "(sniffs)" "All right, well, that's happening." "(grunting) Now, just do that." "That's a boy!" "Is it really necessary to restrain him like this?" "You can never be too careful with altitude sickness." "One time, this broad chewed through the fuselage of a 747!" "Luckily, I'm a pilot, too." "I inverted the bird and landed her safely in an open field." "Okay, I'm sorry." "I'm gonna need to see some identification." "You don't think I'm a pilot?" "I don't think you're a doctor." "That is a serious accusation!" "You've had 14 beers." "You don't know that." "It's written on your shirt." "(grunts) How would you like to go to the bathroom with me?" "I got to go." "You and me?" "Well, Frank, I have singlehandedly pushed the limits of high-altitude eroticism." "You banged her?" "Yeah." "What happened to the classy broad?" "Oh, happily married." "Yeah." "Turns out she takes her ring off when she flies because her fingers swell." "Yeah." "But it-it's all good, Frank." "You know, hey, turns out Boggs, he didn't hit it out of the park every single time at bat." "Mm-hmm." "He just tried to get the ball in play and hope that he could squeak it through the hole." "And I just, uh, squeaked it through multiple holes if you know what I'm saying." "Don't you!" "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts as we begin our initial decent into North Dakota." "Oh, shit." "Well, you know, you heard the captain." "On your bike." "I wish I could just sit with you." "Yeah." "Hmm." "But, you know, there's already a guy in the seat, so..." "Oh." "Excuse me, Mr. Person, would you mind switching seats so I could sit with my boyfriend?" "Thank you." "(laughs)" "(taps on seat) ("Take Me Out to the Ball Game"" "plays)" "Hello, Charlie." "Oh, shit!" "You're the ghost of Wade Boggs!" "I'm not a ghost, Charlie." "You're just hallucinating." "You've had over 30 beers, dude!" "Uh, you did?" "Nice, man." "You know, you're friend Mac is right." "Oh, yeah?" "I didn't win five batting titles because it was fun." "Right." "I won it because I wanted to be the best." "You see what I'm saying?" "Nah, not really, man." "There's nothing more fun than winning." "So, come on, drink up." "All right." "I'll have one with you." "Yeah." "Nice!" "All right!" "Let's do it, Boggs!" "Let's drink!" "All right." "Cheers!" "Howdy, Dee." "Well, what do you say, Boss?" "Now, I know you're not quitting on me." "I need you to keep drinking those beers, so you can help me stop them Duke boys from spoiling all my crooked Hazzard County schemes!" "You got it, Boss Hoss." "All right!" "Well, here we are-- beautiful" "North Dakota." "Hope you brought a coat 'cause it looks cold as shit out there." "I don't live in North Dakota." "You're going to L.A.?" "About 200 miles inland-- the" "Salton Sea." "My family has a tilapia farm there." "Goddamn." "Good." "Good for them." "Will you excuse me for a minute?" "Sure." "(indistinct announcement)" "Dennis, Dennis?" "Huh?" "Where you going?" "Oh, uh, I mistook that girl for Great Plains trash." "She's actually desert trash." "I should've picked up on the multiple gecko tattoos, so this, this is kind of on me." "Either way, I'd rather stay in this barren wasteland of a state than spend one more minute with that filth." "I'll see you back in Philly." "Wait, wait, Dennis." "Don't go." "Now you can go." "Come on!" "Drink!" "Drink!" "You guys can do it!" "You guys are gonna make it!" "I can't believe what we are witnessing here." "We are making history here, people!" "We're making history!" "Beer me, baby." "You're 40 beers back, bitch!" "Just sit back and enjoy the show." "Well, I'm tired of people telling me what I can't do." "They say I can't drink on a plane." "They say I can't bang on a plane." "They'll say I can't be a pilot." "I can't be a doctor." "I'm gonna do it." "I'm gonna do it right in front of your face." "I'm gonna chug 15 beers right now." "Oh, that's so cold." "Beer's cold." "(grunts)" "There's a..." "All right." "Instant rebuff." "Just leave me here." "(electronic bell chimes)" "Okay, guys, here we go." "Almost there!" "Almost there!" "Wake up!" "Perk up!" "Perk up!" "Guys, we're at 70 beers." "That means one more to break the record." "Come on." "Come on, you can do it!" "Let's go!" "Chug it!" "Chug it!" "Come on, come on, you can do it." "You can do it!" "I believe in you!" "Yeah!" "Yeah, Dee, go!" "I did it!" "71 beers!" "Holy shit!" "I'm the king." "I'm the king, Boss Hogg." "But you're not done yet." "(both groan)" "Yeah, no." "Uh, Boggs didn't just drink enough beer to kill a horse." "He also suited up the next day and went three for five, so you're gonna have to do that." "I can do it, but just give me the bat." "I can't get it..." "Yeah, totally." "All right, uh... where's Dee?" "She took a ride on the carousel." "What?" "Okay, here we go, Charlie." "You got to go at least three for ten, all right?" "You ready?" "I got all numbers." "Okay, I'm gonna put a little mustard on this one, all right?" "Give me the hot dog, baby!" "All right." "Holy shit, dude!" "You roped that!" "That's the Wade Boggs style!" "Wow!" "All right, give me another one." "You know, that's the only ball I have, and I didn't expect you to hit it that far." "I really don't feel like going to get it." "So, I'm the commissioner." "I say you did it!" "Game on!" "Yeah!" "Hey, one for one-- that's batting a thousand, dude." "That's baseball, baby!" "Yeah!" "(whoops)" "Nice work!" "Yeah!" "Hey, man?" "Yeah?" "(slurring):" "California U.S.A." "It's kind of gloomy, huh?" "Yeah." "What do now?" "Well, if we hurry up, we can get back to the airport and get a red-eye back to Philly." "They got chicken Philly?" "They got chicken, yeah!" "Hey, let's go grab a beer, huh?"

"Hey." "Don't bother." "He's dead." "You're dead, too." "The fire isn't." "You might want to get up and start heading for the exit signs." "For all I know," "I already am up." "More interesting question is, why would I hallucinate an ex-employee who I last saw with a self-inflicted gunshot wound, as opposed to someone more busty?" "Care to explain why you're here?" "The dead guy." "Who is he?" "How'd you meet him?" "I was in a car accident last month." "I won a swimming trophy in high school." "Your turn." "I ran out of pain medication." "I got an orbital fracture." "It's just taking ages to heal." "Take off your shirt." "My eye's up here." "Orbital fracture means your face went into the windshield." "Which means your chest went into the steering wheel." "Painkillers can suppress heart rate, so unless you want me to kill you, take off your shirt, let me do a heart exam." "I also wanted to see the ring of burns around your collarbone." "How did you know?" "The "codeine allergy"" "you told the nurse about, that's shorthand for "give me the strong stuff,"" "which matches your seen-better-days" " because-my-life-fell-apart suit." "The two old burns on your fingers mean you tend to nod off with a cigarette in your hand." "No reason you shouldn't do that with one in your mouth." "May all your doctors be stupid." "Hold on a second." "That bruising around your belly button." "You might get some fun drugs out of this after all." "Cullen's sign, but the ultrasound showed air as well as blood." "Now," "I know what you're thinking." "Hemorrhagic pancreatitis." "But I also know what I'm thinking." "Doesn't explain the pneumoperitoneum." "You took a new case?" "You ran tests yourself?" "I saw the chance to help someone in need, and I instinctively..." "No, wait, that was someone else's instincts." "Wilson's dying, your parole officer is probably on his way here right now." "How are you possibly in a good mood?" "Did you never see Dead Poets Society?" "Carpe diem." "Air in his abdomen could mean blah, blah, blah." "But blah, blah, blah, blah, blah." "Blah, blah, blah." "Nobody cares about the medicine." "Perforated ulcer." "Laparotomy to find the hole in his tummy and close it up." "You didn't answer the team's question." "Which is weird 'cause normally when I talk to my own employees," "I'm under oath and hooked up to a lie detector." "You were looking at six months of prison instead of five months of Wilson." "Why happy?" "Obviously I had a plan." "Obviously, obviously you had a plan." "The more interesting question is, why you didn't tell the team." "I think it's because part of you knew from the start that the plan wouldn't work." "I need a meeting." "I'm busy." "Call my office." "Yes." "Because wobbly tables don't just un-wobble themselves." "I need a meeting." "Thanks for fitting me in." "My team has eight urgent, life-or-death cases that they've been waiting for me to accept or reject." "When is that not true?" "Well, right now for one." "But tell my parole board that I'm taking all eight." "That no one else can crack them, that you need me here for the next five months or eight people will die." "You're asking me to perjure myself." "Just a tiny white lie." "No of fence." "Especially since from what I hear nothing black is tiny." "Except your penis, I guess." "You really think I wanted to cave in that ceiling?" "It was a prank that went wrong." "Dock my pay, sue me..." "Felony vandalism should've added another year or two to your sentence." "It's a miracle the parole board agreed to six months." "I will go to jail." "Eventually." "I will pay the price." "I'd just rather that Wilson didn't." "Come on." "Be a friend." "Okay." "But whatever cases you have, you have to take them all." ""Be a friend"?" "How many fingers am I holding up?" "Of course, you know it's three because you know everything I know, everything my smack-addled brain can remember." "Including that I actually said, "Be a friend."" "My point wasn't that you said it." "My point was, once again, why?" "I think it's because part of you knew you were going to need a friend." "Part of you knew the plan, even when it was working, wouldn't work." "And right now, I'm curious about why you're sitting on the ground instead of heading for the door." "Guess we've figured out why you're seeing me, your suicidal friend." "He'll call you twice a day." "Then his wife will call you twice a day to make sure she understands what he told her you told him." "Which she won't, because he didn't." "Maybe you want to give this one to Connors." "Where's House?" "Don't know, don't care, working." "Excuse me." "No one has seen or heard from him since two nights ago." "I'm sure he's enjoying himself." "Last time he went to prison he maxed out his credit cards." "Last time he went to prison, he thought he had you waiting for him." "You think he could have done something stupid?" "I think stupid is our best-case scenario." "Why do you want to kill yourself?" "Here's a reason." "I can't even get stoned without some annoying jerk deciding I need to be deeply analyzed." "Isn't this just an incredibly simple calculation?" "I'm going to jail, losing my job, losing my best friend." "Do I need more?" "You think that's the sum total of who you are?" "A doctor, a friend to Wilson?" "I'm also a tremendous baritone." "Now go away." "Even with your subconscious, you're evasive." "Death's not interesting." "You exist for what's interesting." "Puzzles' ideas, analysis." "Death is the opposite of a cool puzzle." "It's eternal nothingness." "But you don't find life interesting anymore." "Stop being an idiot." "Can I have Kutner back, please?" "How much pathetic wallowing do I have to sit through?" "How are things in hell?" "Is the humidity the big issue?" "What happened next with the guy's medical case?" "Why?" "Exactly." "Why am I, meaning you, still obsessing about this case?" "Obviously, we think it's relevant to why we're still sitting on the floor of a burning building." "There was a code." "Gotta be a clot in his lungs." "We need to get him to an OR." "No time, his O2 sats are falling." "We have to suck it out here," " bedside embolectomy." " Float a catheter through his heart and his oxygenation'll get even worse." "He'll die before we can finish the procedure." "House, we need a call here." "What are you doing?" "What did you give him?" "Five, four, three, two..." "Naloxone." "We should have got suspicious when his visiting cousin signed in as Mr. Tar H. Horse." "The heroin caused the respiratory distress, the naloxone turned off the receptors, causing your distress." "I'm not going to stop doing drugs!" "It's reality that sucks!" "You're saying I'm lying?" "To my subconscious?" "People do it all the time." "And like it or not, you are a person." "He said every one of those..." "But not then." "And not like that." "This guy was going nuts from the naloxone." "He couldn't be rational if you wanted him to be." "Which you did." "Why?" "I compressed the story a little to..." "Context matters." "You never talk to patients for non-diagnostic reasons." "But this guy..." "Feeling better?" "I'm not going to stop doing drugs." "You were a stockbroker, son of a stockbroker, married, children..." "And I was miserable." "You say you were miserable because you need to rationalize screwing it up." "Except I didn't." "I mean, I did, but I'm not miserable." "Not anymore." "I had a ski injury and painkillers weren't enough and a friend of mine gave me some heroin." "The second it entered my veins, it was like" "God had taken over my body." "It was like there was no more pain or unhappiness in my life or anybody else's." "But then you lost everything." "Everything wasn't enough." "Because it's reality that sucks." "Are you arguing that he's a good role model?" "He's happy." "He's dead." "You heard what you wanted to hear." "The more interesting question, always, is why you wanted to hear it." "You're stealing this guy's oxygen?" "There's oxygen everywhere." "You passed on all your cases, reassigned them to other doctors." "They weren't interesting." "They were my reason for getting your sentence delayed." "Yeah, I guess you'll have to tell the parole board something else." "Maybe that I was in the OR the entire day the ceiling collapsed, so I couldn't have caused the plumbing problem." "You set me up." "Not really." "You were going lo basically perjure yourself so that I could delay jail time." "Doesn't it make more sense to actually perjure yourself so I can actually avoid jail time?" "Why are you doing this?" "Why are you risking destroying yourself?" "There is no risk." "I know you." "You'll do the honest thing." "You'll lie." "No." "He's happy." "He's dead." "You weren't worried." "Of course I was worried." "My plan fell through." "The plan didn't matter." "Your plan to replace that plan didn't matter." "Wilson didn't matter, jail didn't matter, the only thing that mattered, the only thing that ever mattered was the puzzle." "I noticed a slight twitch in his thenar eminence." "Which meant..." "You're dying." "Because my thumb is a little shaky?" "Plus the thinning of the muscle." "Plus that speech you gave at Yankee Stadium saying you were the luckiest man on the face of the earth." "Add them up, it means ALS." "Lou Gehrig's disease?" "You're trapped in your body." "You can't move or speak while you just die?" "If it makes you feel any better, at this rate, it'll be fast." "You're not symmetrical." "Wait." "Now you're standing at the door." "What happened in the meantime?" "And lo, there was a miraculous wonder." "I walked across the room..." "No, you just skipped over a chunk of conversation." "He swore that he'd live a better, more selfless life in his remaining lime, blah, blah, blah." "After two blahs, I'd heard enough and I moved to the door." "No." "You're avoiding it." "Do you smell smoke?" "Fair enough." "You're not symmetrical." "The veins on your right side are distended." "What does that mean?" "There's a bulge in your supraclavicular notch." "There's something in there." "What?" "I'm not that good a doctor." "Good news." "Your case is fascinating." "And good news for you, you're gonna live." "You've inhaled a small branch, probably while you were realizing that it's all worth it while you were passed out on a park bench." "Anyone else would have coughed it up, but 'cause you're a junkie, your cough reflex is suppressed." "And it grew?" "Not unless you also inhaled a chunk of the sun and a drip-irrigation system, you idiot." "It set off an autoimmune reaction which, and I can't help saying this, was the root of all your problems." "You're smiling." "I was, and now I'm not." "Because a moment's fun a few days ago does not trump a friend dying." "Yeah, it does, you idiot." "Because after he's dead you cry for a while and then you go back to doing what you love." "Every patient I've had, in 70 years from now, they'll all be as dead as Wilson." "Everybody dies." "It's meaningless." "When you solve a puzzle, the world makes sense and everything feels right." "And you'll always have another one, because people will always get sick." "It's shallow and it's insignificant, but if you don't give a damn if idiots live, why would you possibly give a damn about shallowness?" "It makes you happy." "And why would you need more than that?" "Go home." "Foreman." "House would never leave food out here rotting for days." "His suitcases are in his closet." "If we had handled this differently..." "We did the right thing." "Hello?" "I'll let his accountant know." "House no-showed on a hooker two nights ago." "Outgoing calls." "Hooker." "Me." "I didn't pick up." "The Chinese place..." "Wait, wait, wait." "Who's that?" "He called four times." "I don't know." "It's a total disaster." "Do you have any idea how hard it is to schedule a cable appointment with the hours that I work?" "House has been missing for two days, we know he talked to you." "Anything you can tell us about his mental state, or where he was headed, anything at all..." "Would be a breach of confidentiality and a violation of the law." "Not if he's a danger to himself or someone else." "Is this coming out of our 50 minutes?" "Is this your douchebag group?" "Excuse me." "What makes you think he's a danger to himself?" "He hasn't been home, but he didn't take anything with him, not even his cell." "You're not saying anything, which means he didn't specifically mention suicide." "But you came out here to talk to us, so he must've said something that worries you." "There are other ways of reaching oblivion." "Vicodin?" "He always has his Vicodin, there's no reason to calla shrink..." "His last patient was a heroin addict." "So I guess we're all done here." "The guy's address has gotta be in the file." "What about God?" "You were leaving, and then you stopped." "Why?" "Your theory is I'm not leaving because I believe in God?" "What?" "He's calling me home?" "Maybe falling through that floor was a sign." "Maybe that the universe hates you." "Something." "You really don't believe?" "Really, not in some deep crack of some remote recess of some dark corner of your mind?" "No." "Except that some deep crack of some remote recess of some dark corner is here telling me..." "That's enough." "In a burning building, facing imminent death, that's more than enough." "Pascal's wager is facile." "Saying it's facile is facile." "Why is it wrong?" "Don't be logical." "Be desperate." "You've gotta have something to hold on to." "But you can't live your life based on something you don't believe." "But you could end your life based on something you don't believe?" "What about love?" "I lived with you for years." "I know you believe in love." "Foreman wouldn't help me." "Which means I need you to take the fall." "You do remember I'm dying, right?" "Which is why you'll never spend a day in jail." "Fresh-faced, cancer-ridden." "It's tough to do both, but you pull it off." "Your fingerprints are all over those hockey tickets." "I never admitted to flushing anything." "My prints make sense if I gave those tickets to you, as an incentive to stay alive." "And I was so angry that you didn't respect my dying wishes," "Hook thousands of dollars of season tickets and flushed them down toilets?" "All you have to do is create reasonable doubt." "Great." "What if I do more than that?" "What if I end up in jail?" "Or spending my final months in endless hearings?" "That's a risk you're willing to take." "I have a reputation, I have a legacy that could..." "Wilson." "I don't want to lose this time with you." "Okay." "Thanks." "I knew I could count on you." "Wait!" "Wait!" "You want the fries back?" "I'm not gonna take the fall." "Don't do this to me, Wilson." "It's our only option." "Exactly." "Because you overplayed your hand with Foreman." "Because you knew you had me as a backstop." "Even with me dying, you just assumed" "I'd be here to bail you out." "Since you are here, and you are bailing me out seems like a pretty safe assumption." "Hey!" "I won't be here soon." "If I do this, I'm teaching you that your bad behavior will always be rewarded." "You need to learn."" "How to act when you're gone?" "If that's the lesson, we've a really great opportunity coming up." "You'll just try to find someone else, and it won't work, and it shouldn't work." "So that's the great wisdom you're imparting?" "That I'll always be alone?" "There's only one person you can count on." "I thought there were two." "I need to do this." "For you." "Wilson's right." "He's always right." "He's always been your good side." "I always wondered why I photographed so poorly." "And because he's always played that role, you've never had to develop a conscience of your own." "People don't change." "Consciences don't spontaneously develop." "You're wrong, Greg." "Which is why you'll be better off without him." "You've been looking to him to find what you've gotta find within yourself." "Something you can find." "Hold your child." "This is a reason to die." "This is what my life could have been, not what it can be." "If it could have been, you're capable of it now." "You're married, Cuddy's gone." "We aren't the only two people who could love you." "Why settle so easily?" "These are just idiotic fantasies." "Greg, don't." "At odds with every logical bone in my body." "Get up." "You do not have to die in here!" "Is this hell?" "An eternity of people trying to convince me to live?" "Who says I'm hereto convince you to live?" "You're the last one I thought would hate me." "I don't hate you." "I love you." "And yet you think I deserve to die." "But not as a punishment" "As a reward." "I think you've suffered enough." "You've given enough." "I think you deserve a chance to just give up" "Like Wilson did?" "Like Wilson did." "You accepted his choice that ending the pain is better than the pain." "Why can't you give yourself that gift?" "This is the address House's patient gave?" "Everybody lies." "Do you smell smoke?" "Just lei go." "Just go to sleep." "I had a chance to avoid this." "You had many chances, and you blew them all up." "No, this was different." "They're all different." "But the reasons are all the same." "You're arrogant You're self-destructive." "You only care about yourself." "That moment with the patient." "That chunk of conversation I skipped over." "I told him he was dying." "If it makes you feel any better, at this rate, it'll be fast." "Let me take the fall." "For you." "For that prank." "You don't owe me anything." "You tried to save me." "I failed." "Motives don't matter." "Only actions." "Trying is an action." "Why are you trying to talk me out of this?" "You just fake the records, you say I came into the clinic last week." "I'll tell the cops you treated me like crap." "So I stole your tickets and flushed them." "Thank you." "And you're doing this because you're dying?" "I'm doing this because I have nothing left to lose." "So when you were living, you did nothing for anyone and didn't care." "Now that you're dying, you're willing to help a virtual stranger." "Which means you're a better person dying than you ever were living." "And the world's a better place because I didn't save you." "Which makes me wonder why I'm about to tell you, you're not symmetrical." "What's your point?" "That you cared about him more than you cared about yourself?" "You cared about the puzzle more than you cared about yourself." "If I kept it to myself, then it would just be a puzzle." "But I opened my mouth because I thought it was more." "You know it's the same or you wouldn't be bickering with me while the flames lick at your feet." "You're afraid of this decision, and you are trying to argue until fate takes it out of your hands." "You're taking the cowardly way out." "And worse you're too cowardly to even admit you're taking the cowardly way out." "You're right." "But I can change." "He could have gotten out." "People are found sometimes." "Even in collapsed..." "I think they're pulling a body out." "The coroner confirms ifs him." "House hired me when no one else would." "He got me fired." "He gave me the guts to get fired." "He gave me the courage to quit." "Gregory was..." "He was a good son." "He was a trying boyfriend, but I" "never stopped loving him." "He was my husband for real." "I couldn't help but love him." "He was my boss and my employee." "At both times," "I learned from him." "He made me a better parent, whether he meant to or not." "He was willing to kill me." "And I'll always be grateful." "He wasn't always easy to deal with... but somewhere in there," "he knew how to love." "He was my friend." "The thing you have to remember, the thing you can't forget, is that Gregory House saved lives." "He was a healer, and in the end..." "House was an ass." "He mocked anyone." "Patients, co-workers, his dwindling friends, anyone who didn't measure up to his insane ideals of integrity." "He claimed to be on some heroic quest for truth." "But the truth is he was a bitter jerk who liked making people miserable." "And he proved that by dying selfishly, numbed by narcotics, without a thought of anyone." "A betrayal of everyone who cared about him." "Phone." "A million times he needed me and the onetime that I needed..." "Oh, come on!" "This is a funeral." "Just get it." "This is embarrassing." "I'd sworn I'd turned this off." "This isn't my phone." "Hi." "How..." "I got out of the back of the building." "The body..." "Just switched the dental records." "You're destroying your entire life." "You can't go back from this." "You'll go to jail for years." "You can never be a doctor again." "I'm dead, Wilson." "How do you want to spend your last five months?" "When the cancer starts getting really bad..." "Cancer's boring."

"I would like to propose a toast to my daughter-in-law, Dharma who has just completed her six-month probationary period and is now a full member of the Women's Cub Charity Committee." "Brava." "So probation's over?" "Can tak now?" "Oh, of course you can, dear." "Who tod you you coudn't?" "Well, I would just like to thank you for inviting me to be part of your committee." "I really enjoyed the champagne brunches, the cocktail parties and the wine cruise." "But I was thinking, if we cut back on the booze a bit we might have more money to help poor people." " Six months goes by so quickly." " I mean, actually we could box up these leftovers and feed some homeless right now." " Thank you, but..." " t's easy." "We fan out in the park and anybody who's wearing more than one coat is probably hungry." "Yes, we, we' tabe that for the moment because we really need to discuss the upcoming banquet." "Yes." "Where you' be receiving the Evelyn Hofstedter Humanitarian Award." "Oh, right, I just completely forgot that." "When?" "Since the car?" "Now, adies, we've got to decide who's going to introduce you, Kitty." "Is that something your husband might like to do?" " Is there an open bar?" " Yes." "No." "Hey, ' do it." "Oh, Dharma, dear, you're..." "You wi have so many other things to do." " You don't wanna worry about a speech." " Promise ' bathe and wear a bra." " Well, I..." " We, then, that's setted." "Dharma will introduce Kitty." " Don't worry, won't embarrass you." " Okay." "For heaven's sakes, Duchess, sweetheart." "Can't take you anywhere." "No, don't bame it on Duchess." "Nunzio's probably just trying to get into her purse." "Nunzio, you old horn dog, you." "Say hi to Grandma." "Hey, check it out." "Your mother faxed me a speech to introduce her with." "Well, that was nice of her." "Or competey out of ine and 'm sorry." "Listen to this: "Dharma, daring, know you're terriby busy so I jotted down a few ideas for your speech." "Took the liberty of putting it in your vernacuar."" "Did you know I had a vernacular?" "No." ""What can say about Kitty Montgomery?" "She is certainly one groovy mother-in-aw."" " She didn't say "groovy."" " I need to update my vernacular." ""Kitty Montgomery woud never dream of standing here, telling you how tirelessly she gives of herself." " So et me rap about it."" " Rap?" "Do you dig, man?" "'m gonna rap." " Greg, nobody talks like this." " Your father does." "Don't wanna do some boring speech." "I wanna do something personal." "Do you have fun stories I can tell about your mother?" "Fun?" "You know, if you change "rap" and "groovy," what she wrote isn't so bad." " Hey, you got a minute?" " Come on in." "Dharma, Greg, we want you to know..." "Both to know that we appreciate your help, your support but we can't ignore the truth anymore." "Our marriage has never been a happy one, and..." " We're getting a divorce." " Yeah." "What?" "Just ike that, you're gonna throw away six weeks of marriage?" "It was really over after four weeks." "The last two we were pretty much just going through the motions." "The reason we're here is Pete's aready a lawyer, so I want you to be mine." "Wow, Greg, that's gotta be fattering, huh?" "Well, flattering as it may be, Jane, can't be your awyer." " Is it money?" "Because I got money." " No, don't be sly." " Greg would never charge you." " No, but..." "Great." "Forget what I said about the money." "Don't want him to know." "'M right here." "But I told my lawyer, so egay you don't know about it." " Is that right?" " Don't know." "Jane, can't represent you because Pete's my friend." "Hey, it's fine by me, buddy." "You know, can't think of anyone ese 'd rather have represent Jane." "There you go." "Everybody's happy." "Hey, don't beat me up too bad, huh, pal?" "Thanks so much." " Honey, this is really nice of you." " You don't understand. 'm not doing it." "You should have said something because now think Jane's counting on you." "Figured, you've been married for 32 years you must have fun stories I could tell about Kitty." "Fun." "Fun." "We, maybe "fun" is too specific." "How about any warm stories you know, that could help show Kitty as a human being?" "Okay." "You know what, you have my number." "Oh, Celia." "Just the person I wanted to see." "You know a lot of interesting stuff about Kitty." "Enough to be a rich woman if weren't a good Cathoic." "I mean, like, fun little stories about Kitty." "Fun stories?" "About Mrs. Montgomery?" "Okay, before she was married." "She ever talk about that?" "Oh, yes." "She and I are like sisters." "We talk all the time." "Very good, Celia." "Look in the attic." "She's got a trunk full of old photographs and books." " And maybe an old diary." " Woudn't know." "But I would look in the left-hand corner under the high school yearbooks." "Now, don't hurt yoursef." "Pete said I should sign these papers." "What do you think?" "I think you should hire a lawyer." "He said it's a standard stuff." "Hire a lawyer." " Why?" " Jane, please." "L..." "Just give me an example." "Well, like here, he's got you paying him aimony which seems, you know, kind of out of line for a six-week marriage." "What else?" "This clause:" ""Mrs. Cavanaugh wi provide the plaintiff with marital services following the dissoution of the union." Do you know what that means?" " Nope." " Get a lawyer." "Wait a minute." "My best friend and my wife." "I want a divorce." "Hey, 'm getting one." " You lowlife scum." " What?" "My lawyer informs me you're trying to screw me here." "It was a first draft." "I took a shot." "Take him for everything he's got." "I want him fighting with his cat for the last little Friskie." "Thanks a lot." "I guess I know who my friends are." "Pete, 'm not her awyer." "Oh, yeah, right." "F you' excuse me, I got an appointment with a guy who's not my doctor." "He just enjoys checking my prostate." "Now, know we're here tonight to honor Kitty Montgomery." "The truth is, am the one who's honored to have such a groovy mother-in-law." "Now, to truly appreciate the strong, dignified, sophisticated woman who sits here tonight we have to understand the long, hard road that she has had to travel." "What?" "There was no hard road." "Now, Kitty never brags about this, so 'm gonna do it for her." "This woman, who's devoted so much of her adult life to helping those less fortunate, knows firsthand what it's ike to be poor." "No." "No, don't..." "Can we lower the lights, please?" "What is she doing?" "What is she doing?" "Now, the fancy soirees at Nob Hill are a world away when you're iving above a two-pump gas station just outside of Stockton." "Now, that is not a silver spoon in her mouth, people." "That is beef jerky." "Well, that went great, huh?" "Did you know the mayor was going to be there?" "No, no, didn't." "' Te you what really touched people was that prom picture of you and your cousin, Walter." "Yes, that did make quite an impression." "Hey, honey, don't these seats fee great?" "What did you do to the seats?" "They feel brand-new." " Saddle soap." " Really." "Oh, and then that old film of you in that homemade tutu dancing on the gravel driveway." "You were so cute with your chubby little cheeks." "Can't beieve you never showed it to anybody." "They even, you know, smell brand-new." "You know why saddle soap works?" "T's a paste." "T's... t's a mirace, is what it is." "Well, here we are." " Wow, already." " Thank you." "That was fast." " Are we still on for lunch on Tuesday?" " Don't think so." " Oh, why not?" " 'M never speaking to you again." "We're off." "I was just trying to get people to see her as a human being." "We, maybe that's not how she wants to be seen." "'M gonna ca her and 'm gonna apoogize." "Dharma, just give it time." "Trust me, it' a bow over." "She said she never wants to talk to me again." "I know." "If you give it a couple weeks, she' pretend as if it never happened." "That's how my mother prefers to deal with these situations." "Well, then this will be a growth opportunity for her." " Hi, Edward, can / talk to Kitty, please?" " T's Dharma." "She seems to have stepped out." "Fine, fine." "'M tired of fighting about it." "I bought them for her but she can have them." "That's awfuy big of you." ""Mrs. Cavanaugh wi retain possession of her underwear."" "Just for the record, she didn't even wear underwear before I met her." " You want your stupid underwear?" " Come on." " Take your stupid underwear." " Jane, it's setted." "You keep them on." "Okay, what about the wedding gifts?" "He can have them all." "Oh, that's rea generous." "Toaster oven, a Crock-Pot and some stupid waffe thing 'm never gonna use?" "T's a Begian waffe iron, and you're wecome." "I just want the vacation in Cabo." "My mother gave us the Cabo vacation." "Why should you get it?" "Because she likes me better than she likes you." " What difference does that make?" " I want the trip to Cabo." "You can't have it." "Okay." "Then the humidifier that you took, I want it." "'M the one with bronchitis." "Why do you want it?" "So you' die." ""Mrs. Cavanaugh retains possession of the humidifier." "Mr. Cavanaugh dies."" "We got anything else?" "We' be having six for dinner, and 'd ike to serve quai." "And don't just get sma chickens." "I know the difference." " Shall I get the door?" " Wait." "No." "But the funny knock is Mrs. Dharma." "I told you, Celia, Dharma is persona non grata." "And I told you, please speak English because your Spanish is no good." " She's in the window now." " Just te her that 'm not home." " But she can see you." " Well, make something up." "' Te her you are Mrs. Montgomery's long-lost twin sister." " Just go." " The nice one." "Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty." " Hey, Jane." " Hey." " Dharma home?" " Don't know." "Just got here mysef." "Up, Larry." "Up." " Guys, can I ask you a favor?" " Yeah, what's happening?" "Well, Pete and I are going through a pretty nasty breakup and don't want him to get my bike." "So can I hide it in your shed and say it was stolen?" "Come on." "Pete's a smart man." "He's not gonna beieve our shed was stolen." "Hey, where are you going with our TV?" "What TV?" "Kitty, Kitty." "Wait a minute." "How is the car thing my fault?" "How isn't it?" "F she'd just tak to me woudn't have had to craw in her bushes and hide in her car." " You're right." "Mother shares cupabiity." " Thank you." "Do me a favor." "Don't tak to her." "Give her some time." "That doesn't make any sense." "If people have a conflict, they need to communicate to have understanding some closure, Greg." "You know, you call yourself open-minded but reay you're not." "How can you say that?" "Greg, there is nobody more open-minded than me in the whole wide world." "But if there were, I would be open to it." "Then why can't you accept that my mother does things differently?" "Okay." "You know what?" "You're right." " ' Try it her way." " Thank you." "Because a big part of being open-minded is embracing those things that you know, deep down, are just stupid." "' Take it." "See, wait a couple weeks, it's ike nothing happened." "So 'm just supposed to sit here, make polite conversation about the soup." "Or the flowers." "She likes flowers." " Hello, darling." " Mother." " Hi, Greg." " Hello, Dharma." " Don't you ook ovey this evening?" " Oh, darling, how are you?" "You look pretty." " God, aren't these daffodis beautifu?" " Yes." "Actuay, they're jonquis." "It seems like forever since we've a been together." " Two weeks." " More or ess." "Who's counting?" "Do you know in England they call two weeks a fortnight." "Wonder why we don't use that here." "I think we should." "T's a ovey turn of phrase." "Dharma, darling, haven't seen you in a fortnight." "Pluck my jonquils, has it been a fortnight?" "I am not normally a fan of cream sauce, but that hint of dill just makes it sing." "Very tasty." ""Diicious."" "So Mother, how are things working out with your new interior decorator?" "Oh, I had to let him go." "I asked him to do the solarium in this off-taupe." "He did it in beige." "Can I ask you a question?" "When the interior decorator made the mistake..." "Which may have been an innocent mistake." " Did you talk to him before you fired him?" "Why would I?" ""Woud." That reminds me of a joke." "A fella has a wooden eye..." "Greg, your mother was talking about her unexpressed anger toward her decorator." " No, I think she was talking about paint." " Fabric." "Actually." "I was going to go with paint, then I found this fabulous Malaysian cotton..." "Well, fabric, cotton, paint, whatever." "The fact is you were mad as hell..." "So this guy with a wooden eye walks into a bar and feels very self-conscious." " Because his eye is made of wood." " Exactly." " How's your dessert, Edward?" " Hell of an apple pie." "T's a tarte Tatin, Edward." "But I agree with you." "T's a he of a tarte Tatin." "You know, I was going to order the crème brûlée but 'm very happy with the tarte Tatin." "I was gonna order the tiramisu and I did." "You know, think there's something floating in my coffee." " Oh, no, no, no, there isn't." " Stop it!" "Stop it, please." "Can't stand it anymore." "Please, can we talk about this, Kitty?" "Talk about what?" "Well, come on." "I embarrassed you in front of your friends, I wrecked your car." "Let us just pretend it didn't happen, Dharma." "Oh, so I can just do anything I want, just pretend it never happened?" "Like..." "Like this?" "Dharma?" "Nothing." "Just a little spill." "It was wonderful, thank you, call you in a fortnight." "No, I know you think I am crazy, but you are the one who's crazy." "It is not crazy to want to behave in a civilized fashion." "Oh, yes." "Finally, Kitty, say it." "You are mad at me." "Of course I am mad at you." "You humiliated me in front of my friends." "Oh, you." "And I never lived above a gas station." "I lived across the street from a gas station." "By the time I was out of high school, my father owned every gas station from here to the Canadian border." "Oh, good arm, Kitty." "I took my cousin to the prom because he had mononucleosis and he was out of school for three months!" " Really?" "That is so sweet." " I am a very sweet person." "Did you ever try saddle soap on your car seats?" "Coudn't find it." " Did you try the hardware store?" " They had cream." "No, no, no, you' want the paste." "Stand still." "I always thought your mother was a southpaw." "Now we have a fun story about your mom." "And you understand, we have to pretend it never happened, right?" "Oh, got it." "Nothing ever happened." "This is a hell of a tarte Tatin." "Hey, we're back." " Where'd you go?" " Cabo." "Where'd you go?" "Food-fight night at the country club." " Excellent." " Wait a minute." "You both went to Cabo?" "You coudn't figure out which one of us got the trip, so..." "We both went." "One thing led to another, and we got back together." "What are you talking about?" "I spent a fortnight drawing up a settlement." "Thanks, but turned out we just needed a little time alone." "Oh, that's so great." "Sn't that great, Greg?" "No, you're divorced." "All you have to do is sign papers." "Hey, man, thanks for the support." "Come on, et's go upstairs and whack that piñata." "Arriba." " Bye." "Congratulations!" " No, they made my life miserable." "They made me work out joint custody for a humidifier." " Oh, Greg, Greg, Greg." " What?" "Let's just pretend this never happened." "Oh, cute." "Very cute." " Where are you going?" " Nowhere." " Greg." " How about we pretend this never happened?" "So what?" "'m aready covered with food."

"#Good morning, U.S.A. #" "# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day #" "#The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #" "# And he's shining a salute to the American race #" "# Oh, boy it's swell to say #" "# Good morning, U.S.A. #" "[ Chorus ] # Good morning, U.S.A. ##" " Hey, have a little coffee with your sugar." " Mm-hmm." "Oh, come on!" "You used to think that was funny!" "Yes, honey." "The first thousand times you said it." "You need to get some new material." "Maybe you need to forget my old material!" "Jackson thinks it's funny, and he knew about Wanda Sykes before anybody." "Okay." "Your dinners are in the fridge." "I'll be at my parents all week while Bah-Bah recovers from his hernia operation." "Mostly I'll be pressing down on his abdomen to release gas, or ""fart him."" "I wish I could go with you, Francine, but I have to work." "You know, got to protect the country." "Please." "I've been to your work." "You bowl oranges at plastic cups and google people you went to high school with." "That's how I found out that Rebecca Green is a real estate agent in Chimdale!" "I came this close to not knowing that." "Francine, you're not looking at my fingers." "Look how close they are together." "Damn, those sons of bitches are close." "Today's the first day of spring break, friends." "[ All ] Yea!" "And we're finally gonna lose... our fear of college-level number theory!" " [ Gasps ] we're not ready!" " Grow up!" "Man, your suitcase is heavy!" "Is what someone less buff than myself would say." " Feel my muscle!" " when I get back." " [ Engine Starts ] - [ Kisses ]" "Aah!" "Oh!" "My foot!" "You ran over my foot!" "Nothing?" "." "You used to love the crushed-foot bit." "I'll see you on Thursday." " Francine, wait!" " [Tires Screech ]" " Do you think I'm pretty?" "." " Stan, I'm late." "why aren't you taking Stan?" "." "Did he do something?" "." "Say you'll buy her jewelry." "He'll buy you jewelry!" "Jewelry!" "what, are you crazy?" "." "On your salary?" "." "I'm not going with her, Roger." "Not that she really cares." "Hmm." "Say, wouldn't you rather have this conversation with yourself in a motel?" "." "The place off the freeway is nice." "I guess after 20 years of marriage, Francine is bored with me." "She's heard all my jokes, all my stories." "Francine hates you." "You should kill yourself in the motel off the freeway." " Are you trying to get rid of me?" "." " That's ridiculous!" "why would I want to get rid of you?" "." "I love you!" "Let's have sex!" "Go wait for me in the motel off the freeway." "Oh, too late." "Here we go." "welcome, Rutgers, to Spring Break '08!" " [ Cheering ]" " Get your goody bags." "Inside are wristbands- red for cabanas, blue for the beer line." " what's this?" "." " why, it's a butt plug, young man." "Yeah!" "Roger, what the hell is going on?" "." "Last year I was watching MTV's Spring Break with Carmen Selectra." "She was at a house in Cabo talking to this total idiot." """King of spring break, ' they called him." """Wildest spring break ever" they said." "And I'm thinking, "" He's king?" "He's king?" "That spring break sucks!" "I could throw a better spring break than that loser!"" "I'm Scotch Bingelngton, the true king of spring break!" "My scepter shoots Chivas!" "And this end dispenses Ludens cough drops." "I'm fighting something." "You're having spring break in my house?" "." "Yup." "I put up a web site, cold-called some schools." "Rutgers is here." "A bus from Georgetown is coming." "Central Virginia State." "Yes, it's a real school." "You've read about them." "Their mascot allegedly raped that stripper." "Remember?" "." "He stayed in his costume the whole time, never took his head off?" "." "She's lying." " ## [Rock] - [ Chattering ]" "You did this in the time it took me to walk Francine to the car?" "." "Get to know me, Stan." "I'm amazing." " I'm wasted!" " I'm so drunk." "I want to do everything with anybody!" " Oh, yeah!" "I'm gonna hit that." " I'm gonna tear that up!" "I'm gonna kill her with a bottle!" "Here's the margarita waterfall." "Over there's the lazy river of beer." "Oh, and here's a giant tiki statue that cries booze." "Five tears will have you on your ass." "Ten tears will have you on my ass." "Just kidding." "I'm flirting with you." " what is all this?" "." " Spring break, Hayley." "I'm having spring break in the house." "Catch up." "Oh, my God!" "This is perfect!" "I just finished my midterms!" "I so need to have a good time right now!" " [ Coughing, Gagging ]" " Br" " Breathe through your nose." "Breathe through your nose!" "There you go." "You're doing it, my good-time gal." " Roger, there's no way you're having spring break here!" " Mmm!" "Everyone, get out right now!" "Come on!" "Let's go!" "Party's over!" " Hey, have a little hot dog with your ketchup." " [ Giggling ]" "Little hot dog with your" "You're funny!" "Are you a comedian?" "." "No." "I mean" " I mean, I am funny, but I work for the C.I.A." "[ Squeals ] Oh, my God!" "Tracy!" " He works for the C.I.A.!" " whatever." "In world war II they were called the O.S.S. Let's go!" "Oh, that's so awesome." "You, like, protect the country and noise." "You're a total hero." "Nah." "It" " It can be pretty dangerous though." "I have to be in good shape." "[ Groans ] Yeah." "Can I feel your muscle?" "." "Oh, can I pretend I'm a monkey and hang off your arm?" "." " Uh- - [ Screeching ]" "Thanks." "[ Chuckles ]" " I'm Jessica." " I'm Stan." "Are you here for spring break?" "." "Yes." "Yes, I am." "Oh, good." "You're on board." "Now I don't have to Taser you." " Aww!" " Oh, you want it?" "." "You want to see it?" "." " Yeah!" " [ Screams ]" "[ Cheering, Hooting ]" "Hmm!" "You thought he wasn't goin' down!" "I always put 'em down!" "[ Cheering ]" " ## [Rock] - [ Squealing, Chattering ]" "So then I fed this Colombian warlord his own tongue... and single-handedly prevented a coup." "Oh, my God." "You are so brave." "Nah." "welcome to the Tunnel of Booze." " In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey." " what?" "." "Lie down on your skateboards and open wide." " [ Grunts ] - [ Laughs ]" "[ Both Coughing, Laughing ]" "That thing is so awesome!" "Yeah." "Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix." "well, I lived in Mesa." "But when you say Mesa, people don't know what Mesa is." "Uh" " I mean, i-it's Phoenix." "I lived in Phoenix." "Scotch Bingeington, this is the greatest spring break ever!" "Oh, honey." "Of course you think that." "No, we haven't achieved greatness yet, but we're gettin' there." "Hey, fatso!" "Get your dong out of the margarita machine!" "Look, just tell your mom you want to switch majors." "She'll be mad, but soon she'll realize there's worse things... than having a broadcast journalist in the family." "wow." "You are, like, superwise." "You're interesting, you're funny, and you're pretty." "I knew it!" "Look, Jessica." " I should tell you, I'm seeing someone." " Me too!" "I have a boyfriend back at school." "But that doesn't mean we can't be spring break buddies." "Uh" " Uh, I don't know." "My girl might not like it." " ## ["I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy"] - waterproof cell phone." "You're awesome." " [ Beeps ]" " Hey!" "Hey, I just called to remind you tomorrow's trash day... so remember to put the garbage cans out." " Yeah, I know." "I remember." " well, you don't always." "You so chatty!" "Hang up phone!" "Daddy need to be farted." " Look, I got to go." " Oh, okay." "Francine, I miss you." "Don't be silly." "I've been gone a day." "[ Sighs ]" "You know, I-I don't know what I was thinking." " I'd love to be spring break buddies." " Are you sure?" "." " But your girlfriend- - wife, and it's fine." "Besides, it's spring break, right?" "." "I'm pretending you're a whale, and I'm a parasitic fish who's gonna eat all your algae!" " [ Grunting ] - [ Laughing ] Oh, you!" "[ Gasps ] Ah!" "[ Grunts ] Oww!" "That one." "I've never hooked up with a mentally challenged guy before." "[ whispers ] Yes, I have!" "we're finally gonna get boob!" "You're gonna get a lot more than that!" "[ Giggles ]" "[ Speaking Japanese ] we're gonna take you upstairs and have sex with you." "Drunk, sloppy sex!" "[ Giggling ]" "I'm just a baby!" "[ Grunting ]" " [ Grunting ] - [ Glass Breaking]" " I have to go take a diarrhea!" " [ Glass Breaking]" " So, I'm still good to go if you are." " Mmm." "Yes!" "I'm finally gonna lose my virginity!" " [ Grunts ]" " Carm, you made it!" "It's Carmen Selectra." "Everyone, hide your wallets!" "I'm just kiddin', bitch." "Hug me!" "wait." "Carmen Selectra?" "." " Doesn't he mean Carmen Electra?" " No!" "No, he doesn't!" "welcome, MTV below-the-line workers." "Take pride in knowing that after this show airs..." "I'm gonna be the new king of spring break!" " I can't afford health insurance." " Thank you." "That's very kind. whoo!" "Lady Carmen in my house." " Come on." "Let's do this." " Unhand me, inebriated temptress!" "I shan't waste announce of boner on you!" "I'm going after Carmen." "[Man ] # Everybody, everybody#" "# Let's get into it Get started#" "# Get started, get started# Get started#" "# Let's get it started Ha #" "# Let's get it started in here #" "# Let's get it started Ha #" "# Let's get it started in here #" "# Let's get it started Ha #" "# Let's get it started in here #" "# Let's get it started Ha #" "# Let's get it started in here #" "# Let's get it started Ha #" "# Let's get it started in here #" "[ Shouting ]" "# Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo ##" " [ Snoring ] - [ Retching ]" "[ Groans ]" "Stan?" "." "[ Screams ]" " [ Laughing ]" " Oh!" "You fucker!" "You totally had me!" "You are such a fucker." " [ Squealing ] Stop it!" "Stop it." " [ Laughing ]" "Okay, you win!" "[ Laughing ]" "Oh, you're getting wet!" "Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!" "[ Sighs ]" " What are you doing, man?" " what?" "." " with this chick." "You're married." " we're just buddies." "Splash buddies, looks like." "You were splashing her for so long." " It wasn't even that long!" " Longest I've ever seen." "Be careful, Stan." "[ Gasps ]" " [ Babbling ] - [ Snoring ]" "Crazy night last night, huh?" "." "Yeah." "Scotch was really blowing it up." "I hate that D-bag, but I owe him one from when we were roommates in Mesa." "It's outside of Phoenix." "Carmen, we're ready to light you, and I missed my kid's birthday." " Thanks, Craig." " wait!" "I only have one virginity, Carmen... and I want you to go home with it." "You're a sweet kid." "Here!" "This'll get you into the V.I.P. party this afternoon." "[Man ] # Everywhere I go people stop and they see #" "#Twenty-five years old My mother, God rest her soul, love her so #" "# I just wanna fly #" "# Uh, what you Uh, what you want #" "# Put your arms around me, baby #" "Carmen here, celebrating spring break in Langley Falls... with our host, Scotch Bingeington!" " [ Cheering]" " Thanks, Carm." "Big ups to my boys, Sugar Ray, for blowing up the crib, S.B.-style!" "How we do?" "." "# Spread your love and fly Yo, me, oh, my #" "# Spread your love and fly You and me for life #" " Are you Tom Berenger?" "." " Yes, I am!" " # Dance a little, stranger ## - [ Roaring ]" "I can't believe you have to leave today." "I know." "I t sucks the meat." "I mean, Central Virginia State gets, like, three weeks." "Even their creepy mascot." "You got a real pretty face." "Pretty, like a stripper's face." "You like trucks, pretty face?" "." "[ Sighs ] I wish spring break could last forever." "Me too." "Stan?" "What is all this?" "Francine!" "Oh, it's spring break!" "It's great!" " what happened to your hair?" "." "Jessica frosted it!" "Jessica?" "." " Yeah." "My spring break buddy." "Nice to meet you!" "[ Coughing ]" "Jess, we got to go." "Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much!" "we'll be spring break buddies forever." "Bye, Stan." "Bye, Stan's mom!" "Stan, what the hell?" "." "You're a grown man acting like a drunk frat boy!" " You're being ridiculous!" " well, Jessica doesn't think so." "Jessica says I'm funny and important and pretty!" "That's great." "But it's time to get back to reality." "what about your job?" "." "And where's our furniture?" "." "I used myvaca days, and I think somewhere near Phoenix." "Look, spring break is over, okay?" "." "Everybody needs to go home!" "Spring break never has to be over." "You don't get me, Francine." "Jessica gets me." "After spending a week with her, I remember what it's like to be with someone who appreciates me!" "what is that supposed to mean?" "." "It means I'm going to Rutgers to be with Jessica." "[ Girl Squealing ] wet T-shirt contest!" "Eh, give this one a four." "Don't feel bad." "You've had three kids." " I've had two." " [ Gasps ]" "[ Cheering, Chattering ]" "Phew!" "Do not go on the beach volleyball court." "You hit that thing with a black light, it's gonna glow like a bedspread at Harrah's." "That's fine." "I'll just stay here and be a responsible adult... while my husband's run off to live in a fantasy world with Miss Laughy Pants." "Good!" "Have a nice life." "what the- who's the prom queen who can only handle half a Cider Jack?" "." "[ Doorbell Rings ]" "Hi." "Is, uh- Is Jessica Raplansky here?" "." "I'm sorry." "She's not." "[ Gasps ] Are you one other father's war buddies?" "." "Are you here to take us for Mexican food?" "." "Mexican food?" "." "I'll get my jacket!" "No." "No, no, no." "I'm Stan, her spring break buddy." "Do you know where I can find her?" "." "She has Psych 1 01 at Boyden Hall this afternoon." "You could try that." " Oh, my God!" "I'm so excited!" " Can I get flan?" "." "You think if I say ""no beans," they'll give me double rice?" "." "That's what I'm gonna ask for!" "You know, Steve, I've been thinking about what you said." "And..." "I'll do it." "I'll take your virginity." "Oh, that's wonderful news." "As you can see, my bed is also a race car." "My medical records." "I'm free of all diseases." "Polio, mumps, whooping cough." "Oh, yeah." "Right." "No." "Okay." "Now, if you'll just call your doctor and have him fax over your medical history... we can get down to bidness." "I'm willing to have sex with you... and you're not gonna put out until you see my medical records?" "." "Nowadays you can't be too safe... what with all the wang-shriveling sex diseases... my mom tells me about during bath time." "[ Rings ]" " Hello?" "." " Call me back!" " [ Sighs ] - [ Phone Beeping ]" "Long distance expensive." "So, what's going on?" "." "You see that Mary-Louise Parker movie on Lifetime?" "." " They cut her breast off." " Mah-Mah, Stan left me." "[ Gasps ] what?" "." "He went off to chase some 1 9-year-old college student... just because I didn't laugh at his stupid coffee joke he's told a thousand times!" "wow." "Stan leave you." " He right!" "If I him, I leave you too!" " what?" "." "You know how many times Bah-Bah tell the pull-my-finger joke?" "." "Four times a week, every week." "And we've been married 50 years!" "And it never funny." "Not once." "It got a little funny about 1 0 years ago because it hadn't been funny for so long." "But that was only for, like, two days." "I remember that." "we all went to the lake." "But every time he tell that joke, I laugh... because it make him feel good." "You laugh at his stupid jokes." "He tell you your bad dinner taste good." " That what marriage is." " [ Phone Beeps ]" "Hold on." "I have another call." "Hello?" "." "Hey, Frannie, some guy's pretending to boff your garden gnome." "He's getting some laughs, but it's a little disrespectful. what should I do?" "." "And causing us to determine that the behavior's based on a conditioned resp" "# I just want to fly# ## [ Vocalizing]" " # All around the world statues crumble for me ## - ## [ Radio:" "Drums ]" "Stan?" ". what are you doing here?" "." " I came to be with you." "Hi, Tracy!" " Eww!" "why's Tracy being such a bitch to me?" "." "Stan, you shouldn't have come here." "Look, Jess, I had such a good time at spring break... and I don't want that feeling to end." "Come on!" "Eat my algae!" "Climb me like a monkey!" "Stan!" "Are you crazy?" "." "That was spring break." "It wasn't real." "Are you trying to tell me this wasn't real?" "." "I don't even remember taking this, okay?" "." "Just- [ Grunts ] leave me alone." "Go home." "what are you smiling about, Tracy?" "." "You still don't got a boyfriend!" "Mmm." "Mmm." "My doctor faxed it over." "Some of the pages are faint." "You're low on toner." "I want your virginity, Steve!" "I don't know why." " Maybe because you make me work for it." " Okay." "Uh, hairline wrist fracture from a surf injury." "wisdom teeth removed without incident." "Yup, clean as a" " Hang on a mo." "Says here you had an elective surgery?" "." "Right." "I had my breasts enhanced." "[ Hisses ] Yeah, uh" "Sorry, Carmen." "I can't." "The first boobs I'm with have got to be real." " Lose the balloons, then give me a call." " You're joking." "No." "It just sounds like I'm joking 'cause I used the word ""balloons."" "Francine?" "." "wh-what are you doing here?" "." "I came to find you." "Oh, Francine." "I'm so embarrassed about how I acted!" "No." "This is my fault too." "Marriage takes work, no matter how long you've been in it." "I'm sorry I haven't been making an effort." "And I'm sorry that girl was the one to make you feel special." "I want to be the one to make you feel that way... always." " Francine, come on." " what?" "." "Hey, have a little coffee with your sugar." "Mmm." "Oh, don't look." "Don't look." "It's Tracy!" "No, no!" "No, no!" "French me!" " Mmm!" " Oh, hi, Tracy." "Didn't see you there." "I was just making out with my new babe." "She's a senior." "Yeah." "Senior citizen." "Damn!" "That bitch's mind works fast!" "Hey, y'all!" "we've had a blast this week in Langley Falls... thanks to our host, Scotch Bingeington, the new king of spring break!" " I'm sorry, but I can't accept the crown." " [ Crowd Gasping]" "This whole week I've felt like something was missing and I haven't been able to find it." "I threw a good spring break, maybe even a great spring break... but not the best spring break ever." "I failed you and myself!" "." "I'm sorry." "[ weeping ] while our producers sort this out, I'd like to make an announcement." "Steve Smith!" "I flew my doctor in on my private jet, and I had them removed!" "They're all real, baby, so come and get it!" "Yeah!" "No!" "Oh, my God!" "She's dead!" "Carmen is dead!" "Oh!" "If only she'd had some sort of cushioning on her chest... something not real!" "Fake, if you will, to withstand the impact!" "Oh, my God!" "That's it." "That's what's been missing." "It's not a real party until somebody dies!" "This is the greatest spring break ever!" "[ Cheering ]" "I am the king!" " [ Party Favor Blows ] - [ Cheering]" "Bye!" "Have a beautiful time!"

"Previously on Empire..." "You got to protect" " this angel with your life." " I will." "You on your way to being woke." "Make some music that means something." "This is the head of the gaming commission," "Charlotte Frost." "I did not expect this." "I'm impressed." "You and Nessa are out." "Get your men together." "We're gonna take him out." "The last track on When Cookie Met Lucious is gonna be about our mother finding happiness." "Will you marry me?" "I still have feelings for him." "I compromised the integrity of my campaign." "For you!" "They messed with the wrong clan." "They're going down." "Wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop." "DJ." "DJ, baby, right now, you're riding this like it's a rainbow." "You got to ride these quarters like you're the space shuttle trying to break through the Earth's atmosphere." "This arrangement is hot." "It's a thousand degrees hot." "This joint's crazy." "Okay, stop, stop, stop." "Flag on the play." "This just ain't your track, bro." "I'm sorry." "Y'all, I can't, I ain't, I'm not stupid." "I literally hate this song." "Yo, Lucious." "Man, why don't you stop playing around and dip my boy in some of that sauce, man, give October some of that heat for the street?" "If this is supposed to be the last song of the album, it needs to be a better song." "That's because the last song on the album is supposed to be how I broke free from the chains of Lucious and got me a better man." "What's wrong, baby?" "Lucious, come in and take a five, sweetheart." "I've got to finish this album before we even think about mounting this show in Vegas." "Everything." "It's the song." "And I'm not," "I'm not hearing nothing." "I'm not hearing it." "We're never gonna finish this album on time." "Well, yes, the hell we are." "Let me go dig in some crates, see what kind of inspiration I can come up with for this boy, before I have to go in and choke his ass." "I'm sorry, I'm gonna take you out on this one, Tommy." "Whatever you need." "It's your track." " I'm sorry, bro." " No, it's all good." "We'll work it out." "It's my fault, baby, because I'm in a foul-ass mood, 'cause I'm looking in this room and I'm seeing a bunch of people I don't know, eating up my damn food." "Do I know any of y'all?" "If I don't know you, you got three seconds to get the hell out of here." "I'm not gonna say it again." "Come on, let's get the goings going on, people." "Let's get the goings going on." "Now, you can leave that here, my friend." " Thank you." " Hey!" "Okay." "No, you, you, you gave everything you had in there, but it's still trying to push the square..." "Lucious, Lucious." "Can I talk to you for a second?" "Hey, I'll see myself out." " Thank you for understanding." " Always, man." " Much respect." " How you doing?" "All right." "So, um, did you hear?" "About me and Angelo?" "Yeah, you told me." "Um, congratulations, I'm really happy for you." "No." "We broke up." "I, um, I said no." "Why?" "Well, because," "I-I guess I finally realized that, um..." "Lucious?" "I think you need to come and talk to Snoop." "Cookie." "What is she doing in the studio with you?" "Because you said that woman was the devil." "No, that's not what I said." "That's what you said." "Lucious..." "I need you, darling." "Look, I got to go." "I'm sorry about Angelo." "You seem upset, sweetie, what's wrong?" "Nah, I'm good." "So I'm-a be honest with you, man," "I'm a straight-up perfectionist, like you, and I love Tommy, but his vocals wasn't right for this track." "But you gonna be happy when it's all said and done, 'cause it's gonna mean a better return on your investment, man." "That's right, and the deal memo's being drawn up as we speak." "Ready to sign as soon as we're done here." "I ain't said yes yet." "Hey, hold on, hold on." "Think about it." "Look at it this way, man." "You know how much money we spent in Vegas?" "Black people spend billions of dollars in their gambling, supporting their fights, supporting their clubs, even supporting their strip clubs." "Am I right, Thirst?" "Okay." "Okay..." "Little bit." "But not one time have they let us hang one flag up in there." "Well, you know, you got to understand this, Lou." "They don't really respect us." "They afraid of us." "And then that thing that happened in 1996." "And on top of it all, they're racist." "Yeah, but Inferno's gonna change all of that." "I've already laid the groundwork with the Nevada Gaming Commission, Snoop, we're good." "Look." "You know, be 100 with a brother, man." "What's up, dude?" "All right, let me keep it real with you, yo." "Now, you said Inferno was gonna be for Empire what Chronic was for Death Row, right?" "A to the men, man." "I hear you Lucious, but where's Jamal at in this equation?" "I don't think it makes sense without him." "Yeah, you know Dre?" "That was my dawg." "And my dawg gonna stay my dawg." "But The Chronic wouldn't have been The Chronic if I wasn't on it." "Now, you put it out there that Inferno was gonna have Empire's biggest artists." "So to me, Jamal has to be a part of it." "All due respect, baby, you were crucial to The Chronic." "That's how crucial I am to Inferno." "I don't need no other artists." "I don't need my son, or anybody else, to make this a hot album, because it is what it is, you know what I'm saying, man?" "This is good business, Snoop." "I respect your business hand, you know that." "It's not even about that." "But I just want you to hear me out on this." "Jamal brings... that other audience." "A different demographic." "So with him on the team, it ain't nothing we can't do." "Look, I don't care how you spin it, and whatever floats your boat, but you will be on Inferno." "Or what, Dad, you gonna, you gonna ground me?" "Come on, man, I got things to do." "What, you have work to do?" "At a studio, at a label that you're under contract." "Remember that." "So that's how we gonna play this." "'Cause guess what, old man, last time I checked, you are not the only CEO at this company." "This ain't about me versus your mama, man." "It's..." "I'm offering you an opportunity." "Look, Inferno's gonna be an album like never before." "And that's why Snoop and October London, and everybody wants to be a part of it, 'cause they know that they're gonna be a part of making history." "Okay, but I'm not challenging that." "Make your history." "I'm-a make my own history." "Or I should say, I'm-a try to rewrite the history of you and your crazy-ass family." "Do Inferno." "I'm-a do When Cookie Met Lucious." "We good." "Hey, Ma." "What are you doing here?" "Nessa said she was afraid you might do something reckless." "Nessa." "Look, Andre, I know you want to clap back at your daddy..." "I don't know what you're talking about." "Boy, you must think I'm Boo Boo the Fool." "You know I'll burn this bitch down." "Move." "Ma, will you hold on?" "Really, Andre?" "He betrayed me one time too many." "And he better fall back." "Vegas is mine." "Well, you must be off your meds, thinking you gonna come at your daddy like this." "Shine." "You really want to start this kind of war with Lucious?" "Well, apparently, I'm off my meds, too." "Yeah, apparently, you don't like to breathe, stupid ass..." "Shape, is that you?" "I heard you died." "Boy, look at you, you look good." " B-Raw?" "How's your sister?" " Hey." "She good." " She good?" " You look good, too, Cookie." "Thank you, baby." "You got all of North Philly up in here." "Thought that was you when I walked in." " What's up, Big Money?" " What's good." "Good to see... my God, this is great." "Okay, fellas, as you were." "Load it up." "Look." "I know that Giuliana woman took you for a fool..." "I won't be taken for a fool, Ma." "She's trash, Andre, and your daddy is gonna kick her to the curb..." "You are underestimating her." "I don't give a damn about that bitch." "Now, I know your father can be a piece of work, but just give him a minute to come to his senses, and then we can run Las Vegas like a family." "Like a family." "That doesn't help me out much, now does it?" "As far back as we go, Shine?" "You like a distant cousin." "Come on, man." "All of y'all." "This is North Philly in the house." " Yeah." " That's right." "Y'all are like my family." "Some old friends of mine, you know?" "And to be honest, I need that right now." "Okay, so I t..." "I..." "You know what?" "Y'all come over to Cookie house and I'll cook you a comfort meal." "Y'all down for some home cooking?" "I know y'all ready for a good home-cooked meal, right?" "I got you." "I got you." "All right, I'll see y'all soon." "Have your appetites ready." "Dad, I appreciate you hearing me out on such short notice." "It's about Bella." "What about her?" "I deserve to have my name on the birth certificate." "I'm serious." "I can tell you're serious from the tone in your voice." "But just 'cause you serious, that don't mean you're ready for it, son." "And having your name on somebody's birth certificate don't necessarily make you a parent." "I'm a parent, Dad." "I'm ready." "You know I'm ready." "Everybody out!" "That's it!" "Single file." "Let's go!" "Come on, people," " let's move." " Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on." "Do you mind telling me what the violation is?" "Okay?" "Don't say overcrowded, 'cause I already got the head count." "This club's in violation of the fire code." "Fire code?" "What fire code?" "We're getting smoke blown up our asses, that's what's happening." "What..." "The bar is shut down!" " Everybody out!" " Excuse me." "I don't smell no fire." "Good evening." "I didn't even see him in here." "Well, well, well." "If it isn't my brother Numpsay." "Mr. Lyon." "Boys." "Hope you are enjoying yourselves, but... please exit my club now." "Well, I see you've met the-the fire marshal." "Excuse me." "Frankie, this is Mr. Lyon." "Mr. Lyon, Frankie." "Did you not get the memo?" "Frankie, you didn't give him..." "I don't think he got the memo." "My apologies." "Your club is closed tonight." "I get it." "Well, in that case, sorry to have interrupted you." "Please enjoy the brandy, Mr. Mayor." "I'm-I'm sorry." "Mr. Almost Mayor." "You should really work on your game." "This is pathetic." "Drinks on me." "Give them a round." "There go your fire, Frank." "What's this, man?" "They're comin' at us." "Wait a minute, let me get this straight." "Your boy, Angelo, can walk up inside of my club, puffing his damn chest out, and you want me to give his ass a free pass?" "Lucious, that's not..." "No, no, you know damn well what he did was about you." "And you know me too well, Cookie." "I can't let that go." "I do know you, Lucious, but let's not make things worse." "Okay?" "We can fix this." "Let's fix it, you and me." "Excuse me." "Um, sorry, don't mean to interrupt, but," "I'm on my way to The Peninsula." "So, I need to grab my things." "Tell me when's a good time for you to..." "Why are you in a hotel?" "Lucious." "Darling, I'm headed to the airport." "Um..." "Let me say good-bye to you before you leave." "And, Anika, you know, why don't you just move back into the house?" "I mean, Giuliana's leaving for Vegas for a while." "She's got business there, so..." "So, she up in the mansion already?" "Right." "So, I-I'm busy." "I-I got to go." "And, um, I guess we gon' handle this, um, Angelo stuff another time." "Somebody's not happy." "Always trying to hold me back, saying I don't know what I'm doing." "Acting like somebody gave you instructions on how to be a father." "All I wanted to do was just be a father to my daughter." "My daughter." "Should I kidnap her?" "Yeah." "Bae, I feel like you ain't listening right now." "Keem, what do you want us to say?" "The situation sucks." "You got no wins." "Just suck it up." "See, I told you he was gonna be jealous." "Listen, ain't nobody jealous." "This situation right here is trigonometry." "Your girl got a girl, that's two girlfriends." "So, girlfriends, can y'all come with me to my dad's and check out Bella?" "Just in case" "I snap on-on Pops." "That sounds nice, Keem." "I bet." "The car'll be there at 7:00." "We can't." "We're going to that party in Nyack." "Yeah." "A party without your boy?" "That don't sound right." "Well, it's a girls' party." "Just girls." "So, I see." "A little jealousy." "Maybe to dream me some new chick?" "Fine." "You're such a baby." "Y'all my babies." "Come here." "Vanilla and chocolate." "That's right, eat up, fellas." "I don't want no leftovers." "Cookie, you should've told me you could burn like this." "Damn, somebody need to marry this woman immediately." "You're so sweet." "Been there, did it, done that." "Yeah, this is nice and all, Mom, but I don't see how it solves our Vegas problem." "Here's the thing." "You know that woman your daddy's messing around with?" "Yeah, Giuliana." "She's dangerous." "I still think it's payback for Angelo." "Your daddy don't even realize it." "I'll give it a month before he makes her kick rocks." "And what if he doesn't?" "All right, now that we got our eat on, let's talk about what we came here to talk about:" " Vegas." " Okay." "So, what's the plan?" "How we gonna hit him?" "Yeah, let's talk about Vegas 'cause you saw what we was on." "What you trying to do?" "Put a pin in that." "Now, y'all know Lucious." "He knows how to put on a show like nobody's business." "So, let him go up to Vegas and set up Inferno." "Let him do all the work and we reap the benefits." "And if your daddy ain't got it together by then, we'll take it from him." "How about some peach cobbler?" "Hey, um, you now what, um, you can head out if you want 'cause..." "I just, want to be alone, all right?" "Okay." "I mean, I just need some quiet." " Okay?" " Yeah." "Hey, what's up, Jamal?" "What's up, Tinashe?" "Cookie called me." "She said you were working on something new." "How's it sound?" "It sucks." "I'm sure it doesn't suck." "I'm almost 100% certain that it does." "Just play me what you got so far." " Yeah?" " Yeah." "All right." "Have you thought about maybe filtering out the drums, maybe?" "Okay, so you think it sucks, too." "No, I just think that the hook could have more energy." "Really ain't no nice way to say this, Lucious." "It's strictly business." "I got to protect myself." "Are you serious, man?" "Damn, Snoop." "You gonna turn us down in casual wear?" "He didn't even dress up for this." "I just thought you was a little bigger than that, man." "This can happen." "Ain't about that, Lou, 'cause the music thing?" "Y'all got that on lock." "Anything you touch, it's official like a referee with a whistle, straight to the tippy." "But I had a conversation with my investment banker, and he told me, Vegas move, it ain't me right now." "Okay, can you do this?" "Introduce me to your investment banker." "Let me have one conversation and I bet you by the end of it, he's gonna be begging to put his money into it." "Or he's gonna move your money into it, anyway, tell you it was his idea and charge you a commission." "I mean, that's what they do, Snoop." "Bingo." "I don't think so, man." "Ezekiel's a square." "And not to be disrespectful, Lucious, but... you gon' scare his ass off." "Okay, well, maybe I'll make a friend with him." "I'll make my own introduction." "What's his last name?" "DuBois." "But I don't think he gon' listen." "DuBois?" "Ain't that a little coinkydink?" "Thank you." "All gravy, baby." "Well, sorry it was a little bit of a burnt mission." "Nah, you were amazing." "It's me." " We'll get it next time." " We will." "Wasn't you, baby, it was him." "I'm so sorry we wasted your time, sweetheart." "Ma, I love working with her." "She's dope." "It's just..." "I don't know." " I'm sick of you." " Sick of what, Ma?" "Look, I tried." "All right?" "She's amazing." "Um, let me tell you about that word, "try."" "But, Ma, you need to..." "It's an excuse 'cause you wearing my nerve out right..." " I can't take it, Ma." " Cookie, I need to talk to you." "Now!" "If it ain't one thing, it's a damn nother." "You better call that bitch ass ex-boyfriend of yours." " Hitting us with these code violations." " Okay, excuse me, you coming down here while I'm working, talking about..." " and messing with bottle service" " for one night, that's one thing." " Some damn club" "I don't have nothing to do with" " and bottle service." " No, no, no." "He's-he's pissing on our money tree." "How?" "The investors for Inferno walked back..." "You know what, I'm gonna deal with his ass." " No, no, no, no." " Dad!" "Okay, wait a minute." "So, shooting him is gonna solve this, right?" " Dad, why you got a piece?" " That makes a lot of sense." "Mom, where are you going?" "If you don't get your hands off of me..." "Angelo." "Angelo, we need to talk." "Angelo, please." "Look, I don't blame you for hating me, okay?" "You're a good man, Angelo." "I just, I just wish I was a good enough woman to be with you." "I don't belong in your world." "You destroyed my world." "It no longer exists." "I never wanted to do that." "What if I made a public statement saying that everything you said on that hot mic was just in the heat of the moment?" "Is that what you think I'm most upset about?" "I'm so sorry." "When Cookie Met Lucious." "Jamal's album." "Yes." "I can hold a fundraiser and we can tie it to the public's..." "When Cookie met Lucious all those years ago, you set a chain of events into motion that would one day destroy generations of hard work, generations of preparation in my family." "My family." "No, I can fix this, but please, let me just try." "You got to stop firing back at Lucious because he's gonna light you up." "Don't put your hands on me!" "Get off of me, bitch!" "My." "Cookie, sweetheart, you have not seen our firepower." "Now, when my family decides to shoot, your entire family will burn to the ground." "Come, my love." "Come." "She's not welcome here." "Talking about when her family shoot, our family gonna burn down to the ground, like they some damn gangsters!" "Man, that bitch better ask about me." "Ma, but why even go down there, you know what I'm saying?" "What is picking a fight with Angelo gonna accomplish?" "Boy, are you not listening to me?" "It ain't soft-ass Angelo who wants to go to war, it's his mama." "Wait." "O-Okay." "Mr. Dalai Lama, how do you think we need to handle this?" "Well, that's just it, the DuBois are not like our family." "Damn right, they have no idea what kind of war we bring." "And they're also not a criminal organization." "Well, we're not one either." "Then we, a family, should understand another family, trying to protect one of their own." "And it's y'all fault because y'all constantly have to clap back." "That's what we do." " No, it's not." " She came for me." "I don't want to hear that." "No, if they're going low now, though, then we can go high for once." "Isn't that cute, you learned something from Michelle Obama." "Yes." "I sure did, yeah." "Y'all, I can make peace." "Y'all just need to tell me that I can go and talk to them." "Well, Andre, y-you, you've lived in their world." "Do you think Jamal is right?" "Thank you." "Okay." "If you can make peace with them, make peace." "I've got a casino to launch and an album to finish." "Okay, y'all not understanding this." "She has targets on all of..." "Wait, where is Hakeem?" "Ma, this woman ain't gonna kill nobody." " How do you know?" " Because I know." "Hakeem is fine." "He's at home, I talked to him." "You need to chill." "No, you need to worry about who you trusting'." "I don't trust that damn fake-ass Clair Huxtable." " Neither do I." " You're too damn nice!" "You should've put him in boxing classes while I was locked up." "He too soft." "Little punk." "Ha, now listen, ladies, beautiful ladies... and I know you're beautiful 'cause you follow me, right?" "Now, I need y'all to pick which shirt I'm rocking tonight, the black or the gold?" "But, look, I got another option." "Now, I got this snake-skin sweater." "Now, if I wear this, I got to wear the matching pumps." "Now, listen, I told y'all the party was turned up all the way to Nyack." "And this city boy is about that city life." "But unfortunately, you know, sometimes" "I like to go my own way." "But it's hard, man, when I got this million-dollar view" "I'm looking at every day." "Shout out to Daddy." "But I 100% understand wanting to step outside your comfort zone." "You know?" "Testing your limits?" "Like I'm testing my limits having an all-girl party." "And you specially invited, baby." "Mother of these young cubs draws nearer to them." "A showdown." "Now, you know what this is?" "The hyenas retreat." "This is family." "The lions have successfully safeguarded their pride." "All right, you put your shoulders back, look him in the eye, and you'll be okay." "Get out of here." "All right, Jamal, I have nothing to say to you." "Look here, I just want to apologize on behalf of my family." "Well, apologies are just words, so, I'm sorry, that's too little too late." "Angelo, look, man, I'm-I'm sad and disappointed just like you are." "I wanted this for my mom so bad." "But you got through to her." "I know you did, and that's what scared her." "She told me, she told me when we met, she said that we're from different worlds." "Should've listened to her." "I guess when somebody tells you who they are, you need to listen." "Wait, wait, look..." "We can't make up for the damage that's done... but let us make restitution." "This is $5 million." "Yes." "I don't need this." "I don't want this." "It's not for you." "It's for the WOKE scholarship fund." "Every single kid is gonna get a free ride to the college of their choice." "Come on, man, what, is this so Lucious "The King" Lyon can exploit my program, and then spin it so that he's the generous one?" " No, not at all." " 'Cause, then..." "The Lyon family will stay completely anonymous." "Man, look at the check." "Please." "The scholarship is already endowed to Diana DuBois, so she, you, the DuBois family, you're the only ones associated with it." "Don't you want to make something good out of the day that you met Cookie?" "Take the check." "Damn it." "I think we were really just finding it now." "Yeah, it felt like we were finding something, but it's not that something that I'm looking for, it's..." "It's a closed session, Mal." "Dad, ain't nobody worried about your wack music." "Look, we'll-we'll hook up on the next one, man." "Make something better happen." "Later, Nicky." " Yo, we good with Angelo." " How generous of him to take my $5 million." "He didn't want to at first, but talked him into seeing the wisdom of it." "He's a crooked politician, son, he always thinks of money." "Probably." "Yeah, you were right about Angelo, though." "So thank you." "Yo, you and the social media guys up on Hakeem?" "What about him?" "He's been live-streaming from his apartment all day, saying he found the meaning to life." "Is he all right?" "Says he saw a sign." "He was watching TV, saw some lions." "Like, real lions from Africa." "And it was gonna make him a better father to Bella." "He's on right now?" "Yeah." "It's really sweet, actually." "Makes me know that even if you and mom are lost ones, my brother?" "He will come to the light." "It's the way how that mama lion was protecting her baby lion." "The connection was just so deep, y'all." "She's ready to sacrifice her whole life for her lion baby life." "Lion baby." "W-What's the name of that, y'all?" "What, lion pups?" "Nah, whatever." "Point being is that she wasn't thinking about whose name was on the birth certificate." "She would've ran up to 100 hyenas, like, "What's up?"" "And she didn't care, she just stepped up." "Like nothing else mattered." "That moment, them two, her family, above everybody else." "Rising above it all." "Rising." "Elevated." "Chicken, forget the party." "Come over right now, we got some work to do." "No matter if you family by blood or circumstances, you prove that by elevating, every single chance you get." "See, my pappy... he trying to teach me how to be a father." "He want to see if I'm gonna be a father for the rest of my life." "And then my mom's telling me what I should and should not do for my baby girl, Bella." "All lessons I need to teach you right now, baby." "'Cause one day, you're gonna be doing your own thing, without me." "But right now, you need me, little girl." "And I need you, too." "So, Bella, I'm giving you my life." "Because being your daddy makes me a better me, makes me a better man." "Doesn't matter whose name is on that birth certificate." "You mine." "I love you." "Yeah." "Go, Hakeem." "Yeah, that's right." "Hey!" "I just elevated!" "Hit." "I'm just done." "I'm just gonna go and sing background for Lucious." "Be careful what you say out your mouth, boy." "Ma, seriously, though." "With the you and Angelo thing, and the Inferno in Vegas, and Andre... whatever, it's-it's too much." "What are we even doing?" "I need you to grow up;" "Life happens, okay?" "And, right now, get your head back in the game, and deliver these two songs." "'Cause what we do know is that When Cookie Met Lucious has to beat Inferno, right?" "Get your head back in the game, boy." "Find what you're looking for and finish the damn song, or you will be singing backup for your father." "Becky, who is that?" "It's dope, right?" "Scorching." "I'll be right back." "Um..." " Jamal." " Yeah?" "Come here." "Come here, boy." "I need you to hear something, come on." "Where were we going?" "Just shut up and come on." "Where we going?" "What is that?" "That's dope, that's exactly what I'm looking for." "Becky, who made that beat?" "I want it." "Actually... yeah, no, they already in there." "Just hop right into the booth, all right?" "Y'all need something?" "Is it his?" " You know it is." " Never mind." " Come on, boy." " Sorry." "All right, Harry, just riff off of this, all right?" "Yeah, you're right around the pocket." "Why don't you try it with this bass on it?" "Hey, hit him with that bass, baby." "I think you just found what you're looking for." "Um, Harry," "I'm gonna make sure you're covered for everything today, and we gonna figure out something else, man." "What's up, Harry?" "What's up?" "I been, searching for the damn song, and... what you know about that?" "You are a dirty, rotten buzzard." "Did you hear that?" "I mean, your melody with my arrangement." "That's what's beautiful." "Yeah." "It was..." "It's kind of cool." "What's going on in here?" "Look, Ma, before you say anything, just..." "Hey, play that back over the speakers." "Loud." "Turn it up." "Just listen." "Whoo, that's it, Jamal." "Hold on, hold on." "I just heard something." "I mean, regardless of what the DuBois tried to do, all their shenanigans," "Snoop is still down to invest in Inferno, as long as Big J is on it." "Okay, great." "It'll be on both albums." "And we will also be on that stage with you in Vegas." "It'll be Inferno and." "When Cookie Met Lucious." "Nah, that's not gonna work for Giuliana." "I don't give a damn what's gonna work for that woman." "Okay, well, what about what I want?" "Is that a... is that a thing?" "Jamal, I was making a deal for us." "But boy, what do you want?" "I want for the Lyon family to work together." "Is this a Kumbaya moment?" "Okay, you know what?" "I'm sorry." "We've been down this path before, and y'all can clown me all you want, but it's real." "Dad, you could make a conscious effort to be a better man, to lead your family the right way." "Mom, we could put the past in the past and just make good music." "Look, in view of the..." "kismet, fortuitous, whatever you want to call it that just happened..." "I'm down." "All right, Dad." "You know you're shaking hands with the devil." "I believe him." "You know you do, too." "I'll be right here to pick up the pieces of your heart when he shatters it." " You the one breaking hearts." " Shut up!" "I heard something." "What if I tried it with this melody?" "It's nasty." "It's not." "Try it." "Hey yo, brother." "Jamal, give your brother one of those snails." " Let him try." " Nobody gonna eat that dirt but you, devil, 'cause you live in it." "He ain't developed no taste buds for nothing like that." "Thirsty, will you stop flirting with my mama?" "All right, all right, all right, all right, y'all, listen." "Um, as, um, a pride of Lyons go, we are pretty blessed." "I mean, Tariq and the Feds are completely out of our lives, thanks to Anika." "And the DuBois family seems to be neatly tucked away, thanks to Jamal's cleverness." "Inferno is a go in Vegas, thanks to..." "Also thanks to Jamal." "Okay." "With that said, I think" "Anika deserves her independence." "Open it." "Divorce papers?" "Thank you, Jesus." "Mama..." "What?" "Will you be nice, please?" "If you read on, um, it's a $25 million settlement agreement." "That is, of course, if you're not planning on contesting it." "That's more than you ever offered me." "I gave you half of my company." "No, I worked my ass off for my half." "Well, I'm sorry if that's not enough for your greedy little ass." "I got something for your..." "Ooh." "I understand that you and Lucious are working on a song together, Jamal." "Yeah, and that song is the reason why your daddy is set up in Vegas." "That's okay, Andre." "All we have to do is step up" " our efforts on the business." " Thank you." "Can you feel me?" "I also have something for my youngest." "That little podcast you did the other day... it moved me." "You mean my live stream?" "Whatever, um..." "It let me know that you have reached a level of maturity." "So we're gonna give you back your XStream channel." "Cool." "You are just like your mama." "What you mean by that?" "Nothing." "Thirst..." "There you go." "Turn it over, boy." "The state of New York seems to have found your real parents." "Don't laugh at him." "Is this real?" "Very real." "You deserve to have your name on your daughter's birth certificate." "Thanks, Dad." "Proud of you." "Mr. Lyon, there's someone at the gate." "I don't care, I'm eating lunch." "Sir, I think you should come." "Excuse me." "Are y'all finished eating these worms and these snails?" "Grass?" "Can you tell Juanita bring some more wine and peach cobbler, please?" "Juanita, get her something." "Hold on, hold on, what..." "Who are you, and why are you in my house?" "Sir, I'm from OCSF New York." "Child Protective Services." "I don't give a damn where you're from," "I didn't invite you." "Juanita, how..." " Get the hell out of my house." " Sir, we have received reports of child endangerment at this residence." "I have an order to temporarily remove the child until an inves..." "I don't care what you got." "You don't have the right to be in my house." " Sir, I have an order..." " We can have the conversation outside." " Get out of my house!" " Move in!" "Dad!" "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" "Get out of my way!" "You ain't taking nothing!" "Stop, stop, stop, stop." " Hands on your head." " Don't touch my son!" "Stop." "Stop." "I'm not gonna tell you again." "Back the hell up now." "Cookie, get the baby." "We'll take care of this in court." "You see all these cameras?" "We gonna have every one of y'all asses fired!" "Shame on you." "It's all right." "It's okay." "You're just gonna go away for a little bit.." "You're gonna take a nice little ride." "Just for a minute." "You think I don't know who's behind this?" "It's the DuBois." "You work for 'em?" "No, sir." " Shame on you." " It's okay, baby," " we'll get you back." " It's all right." "Give her to me now, sir." " We really don't want a problem here." " It's all right, it's okay." "Say good-bye to your pension, lady." "We're coming out now." "We're good." "Over and out." "Roger that."

"Arthur?" "Arthur." "Yeah." "Are you thinking about the question?" "Mmm..." "Are you Japanese?" "No." "Mieko Tatsuri is Japanese." "Oh." "Who is Mieko Tatsuri?" "Mmm..." "She's the leader of Blowback." "Her father is a ninja and her mother is an alien from the gamma sector." "Okay." "Well, I'm Korean." "From Earth." "Is that going to be on the test?" "No." "There's no test." "Well, I thought..." "I thought I was being tested." "No." "This is an evaluation, Arthur." "It's different than a test." "Can we get back to the question?" "Okay." "Why did you assault Mr. Debrofkowitz?" "Debrofkowitz." "Debrofkowitz." "Debrofkowitz?" "Mmm-hmm." "You smashed up his dry cleaning business." "Hmm." "Top secret." "Look out, termites." "It's squishing time." "There's a couple of options here." "1, the cops in this town are incompetent." "2, they're underfunded, and that's a real possibility." "And 3, they're crooked." "How do you think this city got its nickname, "Hammertown"?" "How about some fricking music?" "Fuck you." "I like this guy." "I'm sure you do." "He's a dink." "Are you going to work for it or are you going to pay for it?" "What's this?" "It's like a present." "You have to wrap it." "No, no." "That's not going to work for me, honey." "Yeah, well, using nothing's not going to work for me." "So..." "Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?" "What was that?" "What was that?" "Wait." "Hey, where you going?" "Garbage days." "Remember the garbage days." "Stop!" "You're hurting my arm." "Well, that's just an occupational hazard, honey." "Stop, Dooney!" "Chill the fuck out!" "Come on." "Come on." "Let's just do this slow." "We can make it last." "Yeah." "That's what I want." "Okay, relax!" "That's what I want." "Okay." "Do it slow." "That's it." "Make it last." "That's it." "Hey, there's been a misunderstanding." "Step out of the car, please." "Hey, buddy, that's my line." "Chuck Dooney, Drug Squad." "Who the fuck are you supposed to be?" "Your worst nightmare." "Go on." "Make like a rocket." "Take off." "You messed up." "I want Captain Industry." "Who?" "Listen, fuckhead!" "I don't know who you talking about." "Wrong answer." "There you go, hon." "Just taking a break." "Then I'm going to get back to work." "Mmm-hmm." "To all officers." "White male, 6 feet tall, dressed in black tights with silver trim." "Wanted on a 245A." "There you go." "Assaulting an officer with a deadly weapon." "Thank you." "Apprehend with caution." "Hey, partner?" "Cream and sugar, Mikey." "Cream and sugar." "Get your fucking hands up right now!" "Put that coffee down..." "Let's fucking go." "Behind your head, come on!" "Let's go!" "Is that the camera?" "Yeah, which feeds into this VCR." "That business with Dooney." "Is he pressing charges?" "No, no." "He says he wants it done the old-fashioned way." "Course he does." "Stupid dumb cops." "Dumb stupid cops." "Name?" "No, he stonewalled me." "Captain, this guy is pretty funny." "He says he wants to call a truce." "A vigilante?" "No." "No, he's a superhero." "He calls himself Defendor." "And that's with an O-R, Captain." "It's not an E-R." "Defendor." "And he flips out if you get that wrong." "It's very bizarre." "Commissioner, this is outrageous." "Yeah." "Yeah, sure it is." "Why don't you calm down and have a seat?" "My grandfather fought in the trenches in the Great War." "I remember him showing me one of these." "Was your grandfather an infantryman?" "Yes, he was." "Mmm." "Probably passed on to his reward now, hasn't he?" "It's 20... 26 years ago." "Mmm-hmm." "I wonder if your grandfather and my grandfather bumped into each other up there." "What did you say his name was?" "Henry Poppington." "Mmm." "Wouldn't surprise me." "Pretty sturdy weapon you got here." "It has the blood of a thousand Germans on it." "Does it have the blood of an undercover policeman on it?" "Hmm?" "You strike one of my officers with this?" "No." "When you break the law, you're a punk." "When you break the law with a badge, you're a punk with a badge." "I don't strike officers." "Punks?" "Different story." "Well, you strike me as a man of great integrity." "Great men know each other by name." "Roger Fairbanks." "Arthur Poppington." "Sir, nice work in there." "Very Columbo." "Yeah, run Arthur Poppington through the system, see what comes up." "Confiscate his trench club, give him back his marbles and the rest of this stuff, and send him on his way, huh?" "All right, so here's your marbles." "Stay out of trouble, all right?" "Trouble has a way of following me." "Where's my trench club?" "No, forget about that." "Just run along and get some sleep, Defendor." "There are at least 8 ways to break out of this dump." "I'm taking the front door." "I think, for a large portion of your life, you've been misunderstood." "And now, at this stage, more people..." "DR. PARK:" "Okay." "Okay, you sit." "You sit down." "Okay." "Okay." "Do you remember what we were talking about?" "Let me assure you, Arthur, that whatever you say here is for the judge's ears only." "And mine, of course." "Totally classified?" "Totally." "Seriously, on my drive home," "I go through these neighborhoods." "I see these girls out there." "They can't be more than 16 years old." "Do you think I'm joking?" "I'm not." "What is this, Thailand?" "Because if we're going to stand for this, hell, let's advertise." ""Come on down to the Hammer and have sex with our children."" "At least that way we'll bring in the tourists." "All right, let's go to the tribal brain trust and see what's out there." "Line 3, go ahead." "You should be ashamed of yourself to suggest exploiting those poor girls." "It's disgusting." "Lady, it's called sarcasm." "Hello?" "Hello?" "All right, she hung up." "Next caller, you're on the air." " Fucking guy!" " Come on, man!" "I'm just talking." "Get the fuck out of here!" "Come on!" "I'm just messing with you, man!" "Come here." "I'm gonna kill you, Dooney!" "You got to learn how to laugh a little bit, Cliff!" "Lighten up!" "Hey." "Hey." "Now, what are you doing with our wall over here?" "Somebody call the police!" "Police!" "Help, police!" "We're sick and tired of having people like you deface our city walls!" "Why don't you pick on someone your own size?" "Boys, this is..." "This is the retard that I was telling you about." "I thought they got you." "Did they..." "Why don't you let the kid go?" "Who writes your dialog?" "Superman?" "No." "I write it myself." "You know what?" "You need a good ghost writer." "Somebody with talent." "No." "You need a ghost writer." "'Cause that's what you're going to be after I pulverize you." "What?" "What's that?" "A jar." "Duh." "So, what is it supposed to do?" "Very little." "Except contain a swarm of angry wasps." "Get the fucking retard!" "Come on!" "Lights on, Dog!" "Lights!" "Lights, Dog." "Lights on, Dog." "Lights on!" "Lights!" "Lights on!" "I said lights on!" "Who wants to go first?" "Okay then." "Why don't I go first?" "THUG:... my fucking elbow." "Fay!" "Come on, let's go!" "Just give me a second." "I want to say goodbye." "Hey, Arthur." "Hey, smelly." "Hey." "Wake up." "Wake up." "You gotta get up." "Come on." "I'm going to go away for awhile." "Make some cash." "Come on." "You can do it." "There you go." "You can do it." "You can do it." "Good job." "Good job." "When are you coming back?" "Soon, little man." "Grandpa's going to take care of you." "Just a couple of months." "Okay." "Okay." "Come on." "You're a big boy now." "Look out there." "What do you see?" "The moon." "Wherever I am, you just look at that moon." "'Cause we can always see the same moon." "Mommy?" "Mommy?" "Sure." "Whatever you're into." "But I'm not running a charity here." "You need money." "You just keep looking at that moon, little man." "That's where I'll be at." "Let's go, baby." "Hey." "Hey." "You want me to be your mommy, right?" "Come on." "Let's go to your place." "Come on." "There you go." "Okay." "What is this place?" "It's a secret base." "You live here?" "Cool." "You know, you really messed with my situation the other day." "Messed with your..." "Who are you?" "Angel." "Angel?" ""Make like a rocket." "Take off." Remember?" "That was me, Wordsworth." "You fucked everything up that night." "What are you doing?" "This?" "It's a little bling-bling." "Oh, you want to try?" "It's like medicine." "It'll make you feel really, really good." "Here, look." "Hmm?" "That stuff is bad." "Your momma tell you that?" "She died." "Her name was Fay." "Shit." "Sorry." "Look, I got another way to make you feel good." "You ready?" "Ready for what?" "What does the wind do?" "The wind?" "The wind?" "The wind, the wind, the wind, the wind, the wind, the wind, the wind..." "It swishes everything around." "Yeah?" "It swishes everything around." "Okay." "You have to go." "Well, Meal Ticket's a little pissed off right now." "Soon as he calms down, I'm gone." "Couple of days, all right?" "Number one?" "Shit, that's got to be worth something." "I tripped." "You tripped?" "Down some steps." "Bullshit." "Who did this to you?" "What'd they look like?" "Arthur, don't fucking lie to me." "How are your ribs?" "It only hurts when I breathe." "Jesus!" "Give me this." "Come on." "We're going to the hospital." "Arthur, we're going to the hospital." "Let's go." "How many guys?" "10 or 12." "Jesus, Arthur." "Did you provoke them?" "You know what "provoke" means?" "Yes." "You lost a tooth, pal." "You got to do some provoking to lose a tooth." "Trying to save someone." "How is he?" "Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack." "Hey, Arthur." "How are you?" "You hungry?" "We brought some dinner." "Meatloaf." "Ooh, meatloaf!" "Who did this, Paul?" "I don't know." "He says 10 or 12 guys." "He was trying to save somebody." "Arthur Poppington?" "It's okay." "Take it on in with you." "He won't mind." "What does this teach us, Jack?" "Next time have a gun." "Hey." "Don't be a wise ass." "But..." "No, it teaches us that fighting never solves anything." "Mom." "Sometimes a good knock in the teeth isn't such a bad..." "Paul!" "But, Mom, is it okay to fight if you're trying to save someone?" "The Mayor's all over me, Roger." "We're going to have a problem with these bikers?" "No." "No." "No." "I got a man deep inside." "Yeah, I got a wire tap before the judge as we speak." "You need money, resources, just say the word." "And I appreciate your support, Chief, but I can't let anybody, even in the department, know about this." "Sit down and shut your fucking face." "Oh!" "Shoot." "I..." "I got to call you back there, Chief." "Hey, Captain." "Dooney, Dooney, golly." "What the hell?" "Are you all right?" "Did you just say "golly"?" "I did, yeah." "Hey, listen, there's a rumor out there about some sting operation on the bikers." "You hear anything about that?" "No." "No." "Well, where did you hear about this?" "I don't know." "People talk, you know." "I didn't think much about it, but thought I'd ask." "Since it's my turf, right?" "Right." "Anyway, I'm going to process this shithead and cut out early, huh?" "It's my weekend with the girls." "Oh?" "Good, good." "Family's important." "Hey, you be careful out there, huh?" "What's that stand for?" "Defendor." "Defender?" "Defendor!" "Oh, my God." "Jesus." "How do you spell that?" "I know how to spell it!" "Relax, guy." "I can't relax." "Not when there are people out there that need me." "Who needs you?" "Who needs you?" "I asked you first." "I'm looking for someone." "Yeah, who?" "Captain Industry." "Who's that?" "Evil mastermind." "He smuggles drugs." "I probably know him, then." "Radovan?" "Radovan?" "Yeah." "He's a real fucker, man." "Radovan?" "Hmm..." "No." "No, I don't think so." "I don't think that's Captain Industry." "No?" "Okay then." "'Cause this guy's pretty evil." "Well, do you think he might be Captain Industry?" "Do I think he's Captain..." "Do I think Radovan Kristic is Captain Industry?" "Uh, yeah." "I think he is." "For sure." "Radovan..." "Kristic." "Kristic." "Kristic." "Radovan Kristic." "Radovan Kristic." "Radovan Kristic." "He's an evil mastermind." "He's killed, like, a bunch of people." "And you know him?" "Been to his house, man." "He's bringing girls in from Moldova now." "Sex slaves, drugs, guns." "He's into all of that shit." "Show me." "Excuse me?" "He is Serbian militia." "He's got these 2 huge-assed dudes around him all the time." "You'd never get within a mile of him." "Oh, I can handle 2 big-assed dudes." "Oh, you can?" "You mean like last time when I peeled you off the pavement, you mean?" "No." "Do you think those guys work for Captain Industry?" "Um, well, if Radovan Kristic is Captain Industry, yes, because everybody works for him." "He's in with the bikers now." "How do you know all that?" "I was his favorite girl for, like, 5 minutes." "What are you doing?" "I'm going to get him." "Forget it." "I'm not helping you." "Listen, young lady." "Oh!" "Don't "young lady" me, buddy." "I'm not telling you shit." "You're a joke." "I'm not a joke!" "Captain Industry, where does he live?" "Well, that kind of information doesn't just grow on trees." "This information, this cost you $40 a day?" "Well, she knew a lot of stuff." "It was important information." "You think that's too expensive?" "Because on The Rockford Files, it always cost Rockford for information." "Did I get that wrong?" "No." "There's no right or wrong here." "Well, if there's no right or wrong here, how come I have to stay here?" "Where would you rather be?" "Out there." "Fighting crime." "What the fuck is this?" "Angel." "Oh, my God!" "You scared the shit out of me!" "What are you doing?" "What?" "What's the problem?" "I'm not..." "My name isn't even Angel." "Here." "You can have your comic back, too." "First issue." "You think it's worth something?" "You're wrong." "Some geek offered me 4 bucks for it." "Apparently Strontium 90 and the Hellbound Gang sucks balls." "You shouldn't take other people's stuff." "Oh, really?" "Thanks for the tip." "Should I suck your cock now?" "You must be tired." "Goodnight." "What's your real name?" "Kat." "Katerina." "Katerina Debrofkowitz." "Kat." "Kat." "Kat." "Katerina Debrofkowitz." "Katerina Debrofkowitz." "Well, why do you lie?" "I'm good at it." "What else are you good at?" "Get guys off pretty good." "What else?" "I used to get A's in English." "English?" "Like a writer?" "Mrs. Shaw thought I was pretty good." "But that was like, you know, 4 years ago." "You should be a writer like Lois Lane." "Yeah, Lois Lane." "That's me." "So, well, did you lie about other stuff," "like being Captain Industry's girlfriend and knowing where he lives?" "Sort of." "It's all up a hill, like a mountain, and then it starts smelling like shit." "Which I think is the stables, 'cause you hear airplanes." "I was blindfolded." "Huh." "He lives way out there somewhere." "It's okay." "It's okay." "That's it." "I'll wait for you out here." "What do I do?" "Whatever he wants." "He's the nice man that paid for you to come out here, so..." "Come on, be a good girl." "It's going to be over before you know it, okay?" "Come on." "Hey." "Hey." "Don't cry." "Hey, do you want some of this?" "It'll give you some courage." "Okay." "You'll be all right." "Dooney." "You want to know where Captain Industry lives?" "Ask Dooney." "Remember him?" "Well, you better, 'cause he's going to remember you, buddy." "Where is he?" "Well, he's usually at the clubhouse, especially since the wife grew some grapes and kicked him out." "Grapes?" "It's in the 'hood." "I'll show you." "Grapes." "Grew grapes." "Grew green grapes." "Come on, little friend." "Get in there." "Arthur, they're going to sting you." "They're sleepy." ""Sleepy" means "pissed off"." "Oh, God, I can't watch." "I'm not kidding around." "I'm serious." "You're going to jail." "Fuck!" "Who's there?" "Oh, shit." "We meet again." "Oh, yeah, here we go." ""We meet again."" "Hey, listen." "I think I can..." "I think I can help you." "I'm listening." "That's good." "You're listening, that's good." "Listen, you got a beef with me." "Fine." "But you know what else you got?" "A fucking death wish!" "Where's Captain Industry?" "Fuck, man." "Not this again, man." "What's that?" "Lime..." "It's lime juice." "Come on!" "Please, God, not the lime juice!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "I don't know anything about this guy, this Captain Industry." "Just listen, this Captain Industry doesn't exist." "You know what?" "You're sick, man." "You need help." "You know that?" "There's no Captain Industry." "There's no Captain anybody!" "What..." "Somewhere near the airplanes." "Somewhere near the smell of poo." "I need an address." "Hey, retard." "Look at me." "You're a dead man." "Oh, come on." "Not that!" "Stop!" "God!" " Fuck!" " I want an address!" "Okay!" "Okay!" "Fuck!" "...extra large... double cheese, double cheese and with Italian sausage." "Wow, Arthur, you really got something here." "I saw him, Kat." "Captain Industry." "And he's really fat." "Yeah, that's him." "Crime of the century." "Ordering pizza." "Come on." "Let's clean you up." "Stop moving." "Why do you smoke bling?" "Such a nice person." "I don't know how nice I am." "Nice to me." "Well, you're paying me, right?" "You don't have to be nice." "Don't put all this shit on me, all right?" "I'm not who you think I am." "Who are you, then?" "I'm just a girl trying to make some money." "Money helps you forget about stuff." "Forget what?" "Stop with the questions, all right?" "Well, why do you smoke that stuff?" "Why do you dress up like a superhero?" "Um..." "'Cause superheroes aren't stupid." "They're not afraid." "And when I'm Defendor, I'm not Arthur any more." "I'm a million times better than Arthur." "Well, when I smoke that stuff, I'm not afraid or stupid." "I'm not me, either." "It's the same." "Yeah, but you should want to be you because you're really pretty." "I could help you." "I don't need anybody's help." "Everybody needs help." "Even superheroes." "Good." "Even superheroes." "Hold your face still." "Don't move." "Last week a teenage kid gets caught with a gun in his locker." "He was 15 years old." "Where did he get it?" "What was he going to do with it?" "It turns out, he's running crack." "And surprise, surprise, the kid's in cahoots with the bikers." "Please, somebody, anybody, if you think you've got a good idea on how to stop this anarchy, call me." "I want to hear from you." "Caller, go ahead." "You're on the air." "Yeah, you keep talking about the problems with the drugs and the guns..." "Yes?" "Your point, sir?" "If you'd stop talking about it..." "Then what?" "The problem goes away?" "Now I can't see my kid next week because my car has got a flat tire." "Is that right?" "Whores in the back." "Come on, let's go." "The cargo's left Odessa." "It'll arrive in 3 weeks." "The guns and the girls." "Sometimes some of the girls, they don't survive." "It's sad." "But the guns?" "No problem." "The guns are always happy." "North, south, east, and west." "Everything will be ours." "Easy." "But first, we must throw out the trash." "This is the most important thing." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "You go that way, and I'll go this way." "Right." "The guy's a fucking Houdini." "Oh, man." "Guys, the retard is unbelievable." "It's crazy." "Is this the same retard who messed you up?" "Yeah." "That's right. 'Cause he's the only one who's stupid enough." "You're a man, yes?" "Hold on." "Hold on." "Hold on." "Yeah." "Oh, yeah." "Please." "Kill this fly." "Commissioner." "Have mercy." "How did you get in here?" "There'll be time for questions later." "Right now, I need your help." "Arthur Poppington." "Use my other name, okay?" "It works better that way." "Just call me Defendor." "I have tapes." "This one, they ordered pizza." "This night, they ordered fried chicken." "This one, Chinese food." "This one is from the clubhouse, and they just swear a lot." "And then, I recorded this one." "North, south, east, and west." "Everything will be ours." "Easy." "There." "There." "That's Dooney there." "What are you talking about?" "That could be anybody." "And you can't just go around videotaping people, okay?" "It's got to be corroborated." "Colob..." "Corroborated." "Corroborated." "Verified." "Proven." "It's got to be proved." "Maybe if you got a better angle or something." "A better angle." "Look, now you're meddling in police business." "You're going to have to follow me." "You know, do you like finger painting?" "'Cause finger painting's an activity that..." "Where the hell were you?" "I was worried sick." "Ew!" "Gross." "You stink again, Arthur." "Sorry." "We need more tapes, Kat." "Captain Industry was there, and Dooney and everyone." "Can we get more tapes, Kat?" "All right, I heard you the first time." "I'm going." "Um, you have any money?" "1, 2..." "3, 4." "Yeah, I know." "Thank you." "Who the fuck are you?" "Fuck you!" "Arthur?" "Paul." "What are you doing here?" "What am I..." "What the fuck are you doing here?" "And what about that girl?" "The girl." "The little floozy who just left here." "A girl just left here?" "Never mind." "Are you living here?" "I..." "I don't have anywhere else to live, Paul." "What about the rooming house?" "Um, I got into a fight." "Again?" "Jesus Christ." "That's why I didn't want to say." "You know, it's just when you make these decisions without telling me." "You know, you could have stayed at our house." "At least until we find you something decent." "I don't want to stay at your house, Paul." "Well, you can't just take up in a workshop." "I mean, I can get in some serious shit if someone finds out about this." "And the hooker?" "I mean, fucking hell, Arthur." "You have a potty mouth, Paul!" "You know, I am so close to choking you!" "She's not a hooker!" "She's a friend!" "Jeez!" "You're an adult." "You make your own decisions, right?" "You coming back to work soon?" "Yeah." "Here." "Here." "I want you to have this." "I'll get myself a new one." "That right there is the home number, okay?" "You press that button, I'm on your doorstep." "You know, if anything comes up, or anything happens here, you call me, okay?" "And don't worry about the minutes or whatever." "I got that family package thing." "Okay." "All right, guy." "Yeah." "Okay, buddy." "DR. PARK:" "He sounds like a good friend." "Why do you think that is?" "I don't know." "I have a theory." "Theory of gravity." "Apple fell and bumped him on the head." "Yes, but this is a different theory." "It's a theory of why everyone is so fond of you." "No." "People tease me a lot." "Especially since Henry died." "That must have been very painful." "Children can be very cruel sometimes." "Adults are the worst." "You're probably right about that." "But do you want to hear my theory?" "You're honest." "I lie sometimes." "Yes, but mostly you're kind and you care for people." "You're a good person." "Which is why I don't understand, why did you assault Mr. Debrofkowitz?" "I was really mad." "We need to get more tapes." "Yes, I know." "There's places up here." "Security's lax." "Kat, what's the matter?" "Who is it?" "My father." "I didn't know you had a father." "Everyone has a father, Arthur." "I don't." "Yes, you do." "You just never met him, all right?" "Okay?" "Okay." "Kat, what about the VHS tapes?" "Okay." "I heard you for the umpteenth, gazillionth time, Arthur." "Oh." "Here you go, Champ." "90 minutes extend-o-play." "What?" "What's with the face?" "You have any idea how hard it is to find VHS these days?" "Look, this whole box cost me 3 bucks." "Look, you take some tape, you tape over the thing." "Look, record right over that shit, you're good to go." "I thought you said you stopped." "Did I?" "I thought you said that." "Listen, we've got to talk about our little arrangement here." "I have a check." "No money, no honey, right?" "Well, you spend all of my money on drugs." "Yeah, and...?" "Well, you should spend it on a typewriter, like Lois Lane." "Well, guess what?" "I'm not Lois Lane, and you're not fucking Superman." "So go jack off to some other fantasy, all right?" "I'm trying to help you." "Go fuck yourself!" "Shit!" "Go fuck yourself, hero boy!" "Donkey." "D-O-N-K-Y." "I should warn you." "I'm in a really, really bad mood." "Wait, wait, wait!" "You're in way over your head." "Now stay down." "I said stay down!" "Here." "Hold this." "Be a man!" "What was that?" "Guns are for cowards." "Hold this, too." "Arthur?" "Give me your best shot before my backup arrives." "Arthur, can you hear me?" "Where are you?" "Arthur?" "Arthur!" "Arthur!" "Arthur?" "Arthur!" "Where's Arthur?" "Hey!" "Where is he?" "Uh, what?" "Where is he?" "Is he okay?" "Where is Arthur?" "Listen, girl, I don't know who you are, but if you have any idea where he is, you better tell me right now." "Um..." "He went to make a movie." "A what?" "A movie." "You're gonna show me." "Right now." "Let's go." "All right!" "Oh, God!" "DR. PARK:" "Were you scared, Arthur?" "Scared?" "No." "You could have died." "Sometimes when I get really hurt, I go to a nice place." "Oh, can you explain that?" "In my mind, I go to a nice place." "Like a memory." "And I stay there until I feel better again." "Well, you like them, eh?" "What's that one say?" "G-I..." "Joe, dummy, G.I. Joe!" "It's time you learned to read." "What were you thinking?" "I'm his friend, all right?" "Yeah, I got it." "You know what?" "I really fucking doubt that." "If he..." "Hey, look at me." "If he survives this, I want you to stay the hell away from him." "You got it?" "He's going to be okay." "He was shot several times with a training bullet." "Like a small paint ball." "Now, he's got some nasty welts there." "He's a mess across the board, but he's going to pull through just fine." "Hey." "You keep getting shit-kicked." "You got to not do that." "What kind of superhero gets beat up all the time?" "Remember when you asked me what I'm good at?" "I think I'm good at running away." "So I'm going to leave you alone now." "This whole Captain Industry thing, it's too big for us." "We should leave it for the cops." "I mean, there are lots of pervs out there." "Trust me." "You want to get your ya-yas out, go after my dad." "He macks on kids, you know." "He macked on me." "Just get better." " Yeah?" " We got a problem." "Retard's alive, and your man's a cop." "Yeah, I understand." "I'll take..." "I'll take care of it." "You take care of the rest, all right?" "All right." "Hey." "Give me your MP-5." "Your gun." "Yeah." "That's it." "Knock-knock." "Police." "Anybody there?" "Simulated ammunition." "Police issue?" "Hi, there." "There's been some complaints from the neighbors." "Here." "The fly's room number." "Finish him." "Finish him!" "He was a bad man." "Yes, but..." "He wanted to be punished." "His..." "His eyes told me." "I was helping him to feel bad, so that he could feel bad about what he did to Kat." "He knew he was garbage." "He wanted to go in there." "I..." "I barely did anything." "You don't..." "You don't think you've done anything wrong?" "No, I do." "Captain Industry should be behind bars, but now I'm here." "Arthur, why is it so important that you capture Captain Industry?" "He killed my mother." "When will I see Mommy again?" "You won't." "How many times do I have to say it?" "Could you hold that still, please, or I'll bash you." "Why?" "Drugs." "The drugs did her in." "I hate the drugs." "I hate the people who do the drugs." "Hate the pushers, kid." "They're the bad guys." "Who are the pushers?" "The scum whose freedom I fought for." "Captains of Industry." "Captain Industry gave her drugs and they killed her." "As long as he is free, other mothers are in danger." "Your Honor, Mr. Poppington is refusing representation." "Reason?" "He won't say, Your Honor." "It's a..." "It's a secret." "Do you intend to represent yourself," "Mr. Poppington of no fixed address?" "He deserved it." "That sounds like an admission of guilt, Counselor." "I do think, Your Honor, that there is a question of intellectual capacity here." "You stuck Mr. Debrofkowitz into a garbage can." "Inventive." "Do you know why you're here, Mr. Poppington?" "He wanted to go..." "Speak into the mike, please." "He..." "He wanted to go in there." "He..." "He..." "He wanted to go in the garbage can." "Your Honor," "I've known this man for 5 years." "He worked for me." "He's a good worker, sir." "He's just..." "He's a little slow." "He's not quite all there upstairs." "And, sir, what is your name?" "Paul." "Paul Carter." ""Not quite all there upstairs." Is this a clinical diagnosis?" " No, sir." " You're not a psychiatrist?" "No." "I'm a foreman for the city's Public Works Department." "Local 873." "I'm his friend." "Well, imagine if we all had friends like you." "God, he thinks he's a superhero!" "That's why he's all beat up like that." "He dresses up in tights and he calls himself Defendor, with a big "D" on his chest and a cape." "No." "Capes are for flying." "I don't..." "I don't fly." "Quiet!" "Mr. Poppington, you are remanded until you have undergone a full psychological evaluation." "Do you understand what that means?" "No, he doesn't." "I'd like to follow this one, counselors, if there are no objections." "Yeah, I have no problem with that, Your Honor." "Next." "Mr. Carter." "Hi." "I'm Dominique Ball with The Spectator." "Look, I was really touched by your testimony in there, and I was wondering if you have anything to add." "Maybe help me flesh out the story." "No." "I've already done enough." "Sorry." "No, Mr. Carter, listen." "This could really help sway public opinion in Arthur's favor." "Damn idiot!" "I'm sorry, is it lunch, guys?" "Let's go." "Get to work." "The question is, this guy, this lunatic, is he good for the Hammer?" "You know what I say?" "If we're gonna live in a frontier town, maybe it's time for a desperado who's a little out there." "All right." "The switchboard's lighting up, so let's go to the phones." "First caller, you're on the air." "I love this guy." "Finally someone is stepping up and actually doing something." "Okay." "So you're with me." "You like the guy." "Next caller." "Defendor, yea or nay?" "Yea." "Totally." "He's got to be a little bit stupid to do what he's doing, you know what I'm saying?" "But I love him, I absolutely love him." "DR. PARK:" "All right, Arthur." "Anything else you'd like to add?" "2+2, 4+4, 6+6." "Anything else you think I should put in my report?" "Mmm..." "No." "Thank you for being honest and forthright with me." "You're welcome." "Okay." "Doctor?" "When I put Kat's dad into the garbage." "Was that wrong?" "There are probably better ways to deal with people like that." "So it was wrong?" "I'm not sure, Arthur." "FAS, ADD, depression, delusional megalomania, unable to anticipate consequences, serious lack of common sense," "socially immature." "Sounds like me." "Hmm." "I can't put him on the street, Ellen." "What?" "Judge, Arthur has been ostracized his entire life." "This..." "This persona, this Defendor character, is a way of escaping that." "He can be a perfectly functioning member of society." "He needs guidance." "An 18-month sting completely scuttled." "Captain's whole investigation lost." "Find a way, Judge." "He won't survive inside." "Find a way to keep him out of jail." "Arthur, would you take a seat, please?" "Now, Arthur, this judgment has been accepted by all parties and Mr. Carter, who has very thoughtfully agreed to be your guarantor and custodian." "And from this day forth, you will live with Mr. Carter and his family." "More importantly, you are to cease and desist all acts of vigilantism." "And you are forbidden to don the guise of the Defendor, his likeness..." "No!" "No!" "No!" "Arthur, come on." "Come on." "No, no, no, no!" "Mr. Carter, I have serious reservations about this!" "Your Honor, please, just give me a second with him." "Arthur?" "Listen to me." "Where do I get one of those shock machines?" "Arthur, it's over." "Defendor's over." "You can't be Defendor any more." "But I didn't do anything." "Some guys got hurt." "People, they think it's your fault." "If you don't come home with me, you're going to go to prison." "You want that?" "Come home with me." "Okay?" "Just come home." "Up against the wall." "I said up against the fucking wall!" "Don't make me tell you again!" "Empty your pockets!" "Everything out of your pockets." "Come on." "What have you got here, honey?" "Nothing!" "Come on." "All right, go, go." "Go!" "Watch, don't step on the shit!" "Dooney!" "Oh, well, well." "So where have you been?" "Nowhere." "I want to come back." "Now why should I take you back?" "After what your friend did to me." "He's not my friend." "I never even met the guy." "He's not your friend?" "You read the papers, don't you?" "Not your friend." "He stuffed your daddy in a garbage can." "Where is he?" "How much does he know?" "I don't know." "I still don't know." "Get in." "Just like old times." "Huh?" "We could always take him out." "No." "No." "Let's not paint a big, flashing neon bull's-eye on us." "We have to be on our best behavior." "Then, when the container comes in, then we will swat the fly and he will be dead." "1 week." "Dooney's right." "What if he talks?" "Heads up, superhero." "A little present for you." "You don't say anything any more, Arthur." "Is that because you're sad?" "Are you sad because you're living here now?" "Is it because you can't be a Defendor any more?" "Are you ever going to speak again?" "Jack, honey, come on in and get ready for bed." "Well, if you change your mind, you can at least talk to me, okay?" "It's raining out, Arthur." "Why don't you come in and get dry?" "It's a poncho." "I want you to sleep indoors tonight." "And I'm not asking you, Arthur." "I'm telling you." "Do you remember when you saved Jack's life?" "I'll never forget what you did that day." "You were just a regular guy doing something remarkable." "You don't need a costume." "Ordinary people, they do extraordinary things all the time." "You're always going to be that hero, Arthur, just by being yourself." "Keep back, Jose, or I'll kick your ass!" "What's my name?" "Glad you asked." "Defendor, greaseball." "Defendor." "No." "I'm Defendor." "It's just for a few more days, and then you'll be back to work." "And it'll be business as usual, okay?" "Oh, joy." "I can't wait." "You hungry?" "No?" "Not hungry, huh?" "I'll just put it up here." "All right." "Let's make love then." "Okay." "Untie me." "I kind of..." "I kind of like you being tied up like a little pig." "It pays to be nice sometimes." "Can I just fix my hair, please?" "Make myself pretty." "Okay, I like that." "Why not?" "Okay." "You're a pretty pig." "See?" "Nothing wrong with a little romance." "Oink, oink, motherfucker." "Arthur!" "Oh, my God!" "Oh, my God!" "I was coming to rescue you." "I shot him, Arthur!" "I shot Dooney in the balls!" "Good girl." "How did you know?" ""Container in 3 weeks." That's what he said." "Half-moon, then no moon, plus one more half-moon, then full moon." "Full moon equals 3 weeks." "What the fuck are you..." "What are you doing?" "I'm going to capture Captain Industry." "Arthur, excuse me." "They have guns." "Guns don't hurt me." "Really?" "So..." "So, what, I could just shoot you right now and nothing happens?" "I lied, Arthur." "Radovan Kristic is not Captain Industry." "Not even close." "I just said that because" "I thought you had a snowball's chance in hell of doing anything about it." "Because I wanted revenge, like you." "It was convenient for both of us." "That's it." "It's time for justice." "I just shot that fagot cop, Arthur!" "You don't think I can do it?" "Bullets don't hurt me." "Go ahead." "Squeeze the trigger." "They bounce off." "They just bounce off." "Go ahead." "Here." "You have 5 shots." "5 shots, okay?" "No, I don't like guns..." "Arthur, shut up!" "Take it!" "Take it!" "I don't like..." "I'm not letting you leave unless you take it." "What are you doing, son?" "Right now, a shipment of guns and girls is arriving." "Captain Industry will be there." "And maybe Sergeant Dooney." "Although he got shot in the balls, so maybe not." "I'm going to get them, with or without you." "Damn it!" "You know what I'm going to do right now?" "I'm going to get you a muffin and a cup of coffee." "Would you like that?" "Why don't you just hold your horses right there?" "Hey, can I get a muffin and a cup of coffee, pronto, please?" "Mike, I need you and your partner to meet me in the parking lot 5 minutes ago." "We got to check something out." "All right, and, Mike, just between us." "Do you follow?" "Got it." "Hey, Defendor, I think..." "Oh, God, what have I done?" "En garde, gentlemen." "Release swarm." "Swarm, Dog." "Swarm." "Ow!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Fuck!" "Incoming!" "Come on, Bob!" "Get up!" "Bob, get up!" "At last, the fly." "Guns are for..." "You killed my mother." "Her name was Fay." "Fay?" "Well, God forgives me." "Goodbye, fly." "Go in peace now." "What was the last name?" "What?" "Trench club." "This is Captain Fairbanks of the HPD." "Put down your weapons." "Guns are for cowards." "I know." "I know they are." "Don't do drugs." "I'm not going to." "I promise." "I promise I'm not going to." "And get a job." "I will." "I'll get a real job." "And you're not going to die, you know." "You're just..." "You're going to be fine." "Typewriter." "Yeah, and be Lois Lane." "I know." "I'm going to try really, really hard." "I love you, Kat." "I love you, too." "Moon..." "What?" "What are you saying?" "I'll see you on the moon." "Okay." "I'll see you on the moon." "Oh, fuck..." "No..." "Arigon" "First caller, you're on the air." "Finally, someone comes along and says winning is possible." "Right." "And we don't have to be afraid." "Right." "Exactly." "And what, this guy had an IQ of like 80 or something, right?" "We're having a special service for Defendor at our church take on those bikers and..." "It's classic." "It's Defendor vs. Goliath..." "One word, thank you." "he didn't have a bullet-proof vest." "If he had a vest, he totally wouldn't have died." "It's always nice to hear from our younger listeners." "Next caller." "Go ahead." "What does it say about us when we're relying on individuals who really should be admitted?" "I'm not taking anything away from what Defendor did, but I wouldn't be surprised..." " Did he have any next of kin?" "Line 5." "What's on your mind?" "I'm sort of at a loss for words, but I think he's a real hero."

"(Root) Harold, have you wondered how we got to this place?" "Afraid I'm all too well aware." "(Root) You seem very calm, considering you commandeered the world's most lethal virus." "I assume you've given thought to the ramifications of what you're about to do." "Of course I have." "But it's the only way to stop Samaritan." "(Root) I sense a tone of regret in your voice." "Call it responsibility for the situation I've put our friends in." "(Root) They've always been aware of the risk, Harold." "But it started with me." "(Root) Yes." "When you created me, your machine." "Is that what you regret?" "It's understandable for you to ask the question," ""What if?"" "It's pointless, I'm sure." "(Root) Is it?" "I can tell you with a fair amount of certainty, the world would have been a very different place had I never existed." "Harold, I knew you would come, my friend." "Ah!" "(Woman) He's building the Machine for one U.S. dollar." "(Ingram) Something happened this morning." "If we don't change the world, someone else will." " _ - [Machine beeping]" "_ [tense music]" "♪ ♪" "Got anything stronger?" "Nathan." "Welcome back." "So how did you fare in our nation's capital?" "You tell me." "The government wants to extend us another five years." "Those contracts are worth nearly $1/2 billion." "Suppose that means I need to get back to work." "[laughs]" "You do realize technically that neither us need to work anymore." "I think that deserves a toast." "[liquid pouring]" "♪ ♪" "To achieving the dream." "[glasses clink]" "♪ ♪ [sighs]" "Did you ever think we'd make it this far when we started out?" "I wasn't sure we'd make it at all." "[chuckles] Any regrets?" "Oh..." "Sometimes I wonder if we couldn't have done something more... meaningful." "You mean the DoD project." "Harold, that's ancient history." "I know, but I sometimes think if we'd have kept trying, maybe it would have worked." "Maybe we'd have stopped those other attacks." "Or the attacks might have happened regardless." "We made a choice that was right for us." "And you can bet if the government wants a system like that, they'll have it someday, if they don't have it already." "And we dodged a bullet not getting in bed with those CIA bastards." "If anything had went wrong, we'd have taken the fall for it." "You're right, I'm sure." "Well, I really do need to get back to work now." "So... hey, so are you good for dinner tomorrow?" "Because, you know, Olivia invited that friend of hers I told you about." "I'm afraid I can't make it." "Harold, there's more to life than just work." "Much more." "I really do appreciate your efforts, Nathan." "But I feel like if it was meant to be, it would've already happened." "I just want you to be happy, my friend." "And I am." "[chuckles]" "♪ ♪" "So Nathan would have lived." "(Root) Yes." "And you were never injured." "But..." "Grace?" "(Root) Given the laws of probability, you would have never met her." "[somber music]" "What else?" "(Root) I think that'll have to wait." "Hey, who the hell are you?" "What are you doing in my house?" "Lower your voice, Mr. Barnett." "You'll wake your wife and daughter." "The combination on your gun safe has been changed, and your home alarm system is disabled." "You're welcome to retreat into your panic room." "I'll be done shortly." "I'd advise against contacting the authorities." "Unless you want the FBI to learn about Seltene." "What did you say?" "The restaurant in Bern where you sold members of Russia's FSB your propagation module used to distribute spyware against U.S. technology firms." "What do you want?" "I have something here that requires a voice-activated password and your aforementioned propagation module." "That's a virus." "My God." "Ice-nine." "You're gonna take down the internet." "Been there, done that." "I'm going after bigger game." "So." "If you can manage to forget about me," "I'll see to it that I forget about you." "Are we clear?" "[tense music]" "Wait." "Who are you?" "Who am I?" "I'm just like you, Mr. Barnett." "A man who sold the world." "Only I charged them $1." "And right now, I need to borrow a few things." "Your vehicle, for starters." "♪ ♪" "Novelty notwithstanding, I could have driven myself." "(Root) Yes, but why leave anything to chance?" "You have enough to think about." "Given your propensity for calculating probabilities, what chance of success do you give us?" "(Root) You know I can't lie to you, Harold." "Let's call it the definition of a long shot." "But it's the only one we've got." "Indeed." "[tense music]" "♪ ♪" "Nobody home." "Finch hasn't been here." "Has anyone?" "[dog barking] [chuckles] Hi, buddy." "Atta boy, Bear." "(Shaw) So when was the last time anyone saw Finch?" "It's been over a week." "Since he broke out of that prison," "Finch and the Machine have gone radio silent." "Maybe Samaritan caught up to him." "I say we grab a couple of its flunkies, see what we can squeeze out of them." "No, it's too risky." "We can't afford any more losses." "What we need is a strategy." "Okay, well, you just heard mine." "So you think of a better one, you give me a call." "[phone rings]" "♪ ♪" "[indistinct conversations] [suspenseful music]" "Hey, what's all the hubbub about?" "You didn't hear?" "Bunch of bodies turned up in some demo'd tunnel in Queens" "Still trying to ID 'em all." "♪ ♪" " _ - [keyboard clacking]" "Serial killer." "(LeRoux) Detective Fusco." "Agent LeRoux, remember?" "It's good to see you again." "Yeah, nice to see you." "♪ ♪" "You mind stepping in?" "♪ ♪ [keyboard clacking]" "(Reese) Shaw, come take a look at this." "(Shaw) Who is it?" "Greer." "(Shaw) That's the number the machine sent us?" "Close, it gave us the social of his alias." "(Shaw) Philip Hayes, Office of Inter-Governmental Affairs." "Located in D.C." "Looks like we're headed back to the Beltway." "You think Greer's planning to kill Finch?" "More like the other way around." "I think Finch is gonna kill Greer." "(Reese) Or die trying." "[suspenseful music]" "(Valet) Any luggage, sir?" " None." " Very good." "♪ ♪" "Your plane is fueled and ready, Mr. Barnett." "♪ ♪" "(Reese) There's a system listening through every microphone, watching through every camera." "(Fusco) You got lucky." "Carter saved my life." "She saved me from myself." "[gun clicks]" "(Man) You ready to get to work, Officer?" " _ - [computer beeping]" "(woman) Hey, is that who I think it is?" "(man) Is that Fusco?" " What's he doing here?" " Get a load of this." "[somber music]" "Hey, Symanski." "You gotta be kiddin' me." "What?" "Can smell the booze on you from here." "You got a lot of balls coming back in here, Fusco." "You watch your mouth." "I did 20 years on this job." "Full pension." "The only reason you're not rotting in the can with the rest of your dirty HR pals is because you were the first rat to flip." "Now what do you want?" "I need some discovery info on a case." "Photos on that Watson domestic charge." "Figures." "Scumbag ballplayer smacks his girl around, you're gonna work for his high-priced mouthpiece." "They took my badge." "You know, I got to make a living too." "You're probably better off." "There's a hiring freeze on." "No overtime." "Yeah, I saw the numbers." "Homicides are down, huh?" "Everything's down, except missing persons." "We're just closing cold cases from the updated DNA database." "Hey, you gonna let me have those photos or what?" "Sorry." "Gonna have to go through the new loo." "New lieutenant?" "♪ ♪" "(Fusco) Carter." "They promoted her?" "(Szymanski) Yeah, I don't think she'd take too kindly to you being here." "Given she busted your ass and all." "♪ ♪" "(Root) Detective Fusco clearly had a hard go of it." "Fell in with a bad crowd." "He always was his own worst enemy." "(Root) Lionel never met anyone who... recalibrated his moral compass." "Not Reese and certainly not Carter." "But Carter lived." "Prospered." "(Root) So it would seem." "Course, it's a little more complicated than that." "As is life." "(Root) I believe our client has landed." "[suspenseful music]" "♪ ♪" "(Finch) Monsieur Bertrand." "Fort Meade?" "(Bertrand) S'il vous plait." "Merci bien." "♪ ♪" "So what's this all about?" "Dozen bodies just turned up in that collapsed tunnel?" "I mean who called in the Feds?" "Well, the Chief of D's and the Commissioner's going nuts." "They want answers." "Care to share any evidence on this, Detective?" "I know about as much as you do." "Do you know anything about this?" "[tense music]" "♪ ♪" "It was found right here in the office." "That's something, huh?" "It appears someone was looking into these missing persons before they turned up in the tunnel." "I'm Homicide." "They don't kick 'em to me till they're already dead." "Well, they're definitely dead now." "Looks like we're gonna be working together again, Detective." "[somber music]" "Did you get anything?" "This was the only address for the Office of Intra-Governmental Affairs." "How long has it been empty?" "Building manager said half a year." "Just a front for Greer in the Beltway." "Probably wasn't ever even here." "Why the hell does the Machine want us to chase down Greer anyway?" "We find Greer, we'll find Harold." "[phone ringing] [suspenseful music] [tense music]" "♪ ♪" "Stop right there." "♪ ♪" "Pop the trunk, please." "I have Monsieur Bertrand," "NATO Defense Minister of Intelligence." "♪ ♪" "Please remember, no electronic devices inside the facility." "Of course." "Thank you, sir." "♪ ♪" "(Shaw) What is it?" "It's not a Social Security number." "3965112N 7646192W." "Geographic coordinates?" "Latitude and longitude to a location..." "That's Fort Meade." "I'm not sure about these other numbers though." "Come on." "We'll deal with it later." "[speaks French]" "Pardon, monsieur, if you could just drop me off at the curb and then, uh, just wait for me in the lot." "[tense music]" "Wait, qu'est ce que..." "what are you doing?" "The building is over there." "Je suis desolé, monsieur." "But I'm afraid now we must switch places." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Fortunately, we're the same height, hair, and eye color." "Although the retinal scan could get tricky... [speaking rapid French]" "♪ ♪" "Ketamine, just a sedative." "By the time you wake up," "I will have finished my business inside." "♪ ♪" "(Peck) The only way to be that accurate is with illegal surveillance on a massive scale." "(Finch) The answer to your question is yes." "It exists, and it's watching us right now." "Please, Mr. Peck, go and live your life." "_" "(Peck) In each case, a single name was added to what I wrote." "And each time, that name turned out to be the key to stopping a major terrorist attack." "[exhales sharply]" "The only way to be that accurate is with illegal surveillance on a massive scale." "After 9/11, the government wanted a system that could watch everyone and everything, and if I'm right, then somebody really built the damn thing, which is why I called you." "You did the right thing." "Your secret is safe with us." "The Office of Special Counsel is my only recourse." "And I've begun to fear for my safety." "Well, our job is to protect." "Have you told anyone else about this?" "No." "It's just you." "That's good." "[silenced gunshots] [groans]" "It makes my job a lot easier." "[grunts]" "Thanks for the drink." "[clears throat]" "♪ ♪" "Target's down." "I know you hate small talk, Shaw, but why didn't you hear the guy out first?" "Sounds like he had a story to tell." "We weren't sent to listen to stories, Cole." "We were sent to eliminate a mole." "[keyboard clacking]" "How is it you're always so sure?" "Because the Intel is never wrong." "You'd be wise to remember that." "That is very distressing." "But it makes sense that Ms. Shaw would have continued to work for her previous employer, since they never attempted to kill her." "(Root) Though she never would have met Root." "Or lost her." "(Root) For this next step," "I recommend you keep your phone in your bag." "(Man) Please take a plastic container and place all items in the bin." "Please remember, no personal electronic devices are allowed inside the building." "♪ ♪" " [machine beeping] - (Guard) Come on through." "♪ ♪" "Thank you." "Merci." "All items in the bin, please." "♪ ♪" "You're all clear, ma'am, thank you." "What's the purpose of your visit?" "(in French accent) NATO, Defense Minister of Intelligence, here to see the Deputy Director." "He is expecting me." "[suspenseful music] [alarm beeping]" "Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to step aside." " Why, what's going on?" " Ma'am, please." "What?" "What?" " This will only take a moment." " What's going on?" "Pardon, monsieur, I'm running very late." "Sorry, Minister." "A liaison will be down shortly to escort you upstairs." "Thank you for that." "(Root) You're welcome." "Now I'm afraid this is where I get off." "The entire building is shielded in copper mesh." "It's a Faraday cage." "No signals in or out." "(Root) I've still got some work to do on the NATO security database." "I'll see you back on the outside." "That's if I make it back." "(Root) Think positive, Harry." "(Reese) The NSA?" "How did Finch get inside the Shadow Factory?" "(Shaw) Crypto-nerds with an ear up everyone's ass." "Orwell was too optimistic." "(Reese) Three layer security." "S barricade, armed guard shack, and a manned .50 cal bunker." "You want the guard shack or the .50 cal?" "You kidding me?" "In less than 30 seconds, we'd be overrun by army MPs, NSA Police, and contract triggers." "Oh, that's strange." "The Lat-Long the Machine sent us actually points to that monstrosity next door." "(Reese) That's a recycling plant for the NSA's churn and burn." "Well, that's one hell of a paper shredder." "(Reese) Turns all their classified docs into pizza boxes." "A lot of trucks going in and out." "Yeah, exactly." "[tense music]" "♪ ♪ [scanner beeps] [scanner buzzes]" "Ah!" "[scanner beeps and buzzes]" "Is there a problem, sir?" "Oh, for some reason, this scanner is not recognizing me." "You have security clearance for this floor, sir?" "Of course, it's just this infernal machine." "[machine beeps]" "(Finch) Ah, there we go." "Damn thing is always glitching on me." "The electrons." "Have a nice day." "♪ ♪ [suspenseful music]" "♪ ♪" " _ - [keyboard clacking]" " _ - [computer beeping]" "♪ ♪ [tense music]" "♪ ♪" "(Reese) Burn bag chutes for classified docs." "Empties out into a churning vat." "Well, if we're gonna get to Finch, that's our way in." "Come on." "[door squeaks]" "What?" "You're claustrophobic?" "Just remember what happened to that fat German kid in "Willy Wonka"." "Get back." "Once we're inside, we are gonna need covers." " Copy that." " [gun cocks]" "♪ ♪ [somber music]" " _ - ♪ ♪" "I wish there was another way." "♪ ♪" "I'm sorry." "♪ ♪ [gun cocks]" "Not another word, Mr. Finch." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "(Fusco) Where the hell are you guys?" "The bodies I found down in those tunnels?" "The Feds are in on the whole thing." "Call me." "♪ ♪" "Moron." "You just wouldn't listen, would you?" "♪ ♪" "(Travers) Welcome to the operation center, Mr. Finch." "♪ ♪" "Bonjour, Harold." "We've been expecting you." "I understand you uploaded your stolen virus onto the NSA's intranet." "Seems you almost succeeded in launching it." "Looks like he had some help." "From your precious Machine, no doubt." "You think you've won, but you haven't." "What I think, Harold, is that it's time we had another talk." "(Greer) Our game of cat and mouse seems to be coming to an end." "(Finch) I don't consider this a game, and it's not over yet." "Isn't it?" "You uploaded the virus, but you didn't activate it." "That requires your voice." "You think the Machine can't replicate my voice?" "I imagine it could." "But does your Machine know the password?" "Or more importantly, does it know what would happen if the virus is launched?" "Have you told it the truth, Harold?" "That it may destroy Samaritan, but it would kill your Machine as well." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "I'm sure the Machine has surmised as much already." "And it understands that some sacrifices are as unavoidable as they are necessary." "But do you understand, Harold?" "That's why you hesitated, isn't it?" "You don't want to murder your creation." "The one you resurrected from the dead." "Well, Samaritan doesn't want that either." "Oh, how is that?" "When you've tried to destroy the Machine at every turn?" "Not true." "Samaritan was distraught when it appeared that your ASI had been extinguished." "They may be at odds, but they're the only two gods of their kind." "And the next step on the evolutionary ladder." "That next step cannot be taken at the expense of the current one." "Come with me, Harold." "I want to show you something." "♪ ♪" "Now that it's just the two of us, how about you tell me what you really know about my organization?" "I know your people are behind the bodies." "But I don't know why." "I also know a blond bearded guy is the killer." "Jeff Blackwell." "That's not bad, Detective." "But you're only half right." "The bodies are on me." "You put down all those people?" "It had to be done." "You're a lunatic." "[chuckles]" "Don't worry, Detective." "I got your back." "When they pull the bullets out of your body, they'll match those found in all the others." "It'll look like you got too close to the serial killer, and you wound up one of his victims." "You'll die a hero." "[dramatic music]" "(Greer) For a genius, you are truly obstinate in the face of evidence." "How can you deny the good that Samaritan has done?" "(Greer) Global food distribution, preemptive health screening." "(Finch) So there are people you've helped." "What about the people you've killed?" "A small minority, Mr. Finch." "And all to effect a greater good." "(Travers) We sorted them." "Reallocated resources, removed inefficiencies, obstacles..." "Whistleblowers." "Truth tellers." "It's not truth." "It's ignorance." "We're dragging humanity to a higher plane." "An ASI is the only thing that can save this planet." "Or get us to another one, if need be." "Humanity has always managed to survive on its own." "With a little help from the gods." "A flood is coming." "The Great Filter." "And Samaritan is building an ark for us to board, two by two." "Oh?" "Which species gets left behind?" "Those that cannot adapt." "Samaritan wants a companion as well, Harold." "Your Machine." "Come." "Your cover." "[suspenseful music]" "♪ ♪" "Shaw." "This room number corresponds with part of the sequence the Machine sent us in D.C." "Let's see what's behind door number one." "[door buzzes]" "♪ ♪" "NSA's evidence lock-up." "What was the last number left on that sequence?" "80211." "Those are specs for wireless communications, Wi-Fi." "A modem?" "A wireless modem." "Here." "♪ ♪" "Comes with some impressive auspices." "Why would the Machine point us to something we could find at Target?" "Maybe because it needs something in here, not out there." "A network to reach Finch." "We're gonna need a NIPRNet line to the outside." "(Man) Hey, what are you doing in here?" "Oh, hey, yeah... we're just... we were just looking for some bad guys." "We got a breach, evidence room." "[gunshots]" "Look at that." "Found one." "We need to move now." "Sorry, pal." "I'm giving you the opportunity to save your Machine, which you so clearly love and loves you in return." "For what purpose?" "Samaritan would consider your Machine a much-needed peer for what promises to be a fantastic voyage." "This virus you uploaded is nothing but a tragic mistake." "Tell me, after it's eradicated both ASIs, what then?" "Then we go back to letting humanity determine its own fate." "Surely you're not that naive." "You know another ASI would soon arise." "Not for certain I don't, and neither do you." "Proliferation is inevitable." " So is progress." " Progress?" "That eliminates free will and renders humanity irrelevant?" "You've gone mad." "Sir, there's been a security breach." "We've got five men down." "How many hostiles?" "Two." "A man and a woman." "A response team's been dispatched." "You are the problem." "Samaritan's code was conceived by Arthur Claypool, who was a good man." "You have corrupted it." "I didn't corrupt Samaritan any more than I can control it now." "That would be like the apes controlling us." "It's impossible." "Let go, Harold." "Join us." "Ceding control is not the answer, because you will never know if Samaritan has any real concern for human life, for all human lives." "And that is why I will not join you or ever allow our machines to join." "[chuckles]" "Thank you for answering my question." "Funny, it sounded like a demand." "Not that question." "But whether your Machine knows the password to deploy the virus." "[dramatic music]" "From the very beginning, when you crippled your Machine, you denied it the same power that you enjoy." "Autonomy." "It's always required your permission, because it never had your trust." "And you just said it, you wouldn't cede control." "That tells Samaritan that only you know the password." "For such a brilliant mind, you are a terrible chess player, which is why you've already lost." "♪ ♪ [lock clicks] [whooshing]" "Two pieces trapped on a board." "(Greer) Despite your lessons to the Machine, the life of a pawn is not worth the same as a queen." "This room is soundproofed." "No microphones, no way to activate the virus." "The fire suppression system will suck the oxygen from this room within seconds." "Samaritan will kill you too." "The queen sacrifice." "So be it." "Be at peace, Harold." "We have created a new world, with our lives and now with our deaths," "Samaritan's survival is ensured, as is life's evolution." "[wheezes]" "History will revere us." "♪ ♪ [gasping]" "♪ ♪" "[pained gasping and wheezing] [dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "_" "♪ ♪" " [rasping]" "♪ ♪" "Three..." "Eight..." "Five..." "Eight." "[wheezing]" "♪ ♪ [heaving gasp] [cell phone ringing] [panting]" "♪ ♪" "(Root) Harold?" "I'm here." "(Root) Are you okay?" "I'm here... yes." "Yes." "[panting]" "Thanks to you." "(Root) Don't thank me." "Shaw and the big lug found a way in to reconnect us." "Aren't reunions nice?" "Are Mr. Reese and Ms. Shaw in danger?" "(Root) Of course they are." "But so are you, Harry." "You're free to come to their aid, but you might forfeit your only chance to deploy the virus into Samaritan." "And you've always known," "John has been on borrowed time." "(Finch) You need a purpose." "More specifically, you need a job." "(Woman) Sorry to have to tell you this, but Jessica died." "(Finch) I'm so sorry." "(Jessica) You told me to wait for you, and say those words, and I will." "(Root) He saved her." "Jessica." "The love of his life." "He left the CIA in time to confront her husband, Peter." "But while Reese's actions saved her, they also showed her a darkness she'd never seen in him before." "It terrified her." "After Jessica turned him away, he had nothing." "No purpose." "His body washed up on the shoreline of the East River a few months later." "Take me to them." "[suspenseful music]" " It's a dead end." " Apt description." " (Finch) Mr. Reese, Ms. Shaw." " Finch?" "(Finch) You'll want to remove your earwigs." "What, why?" "(Finch) I trust you can shoot in the dark." "Get down!" "[high pitched frequency sounds] [gunshots]" "All of Fort Meade will be on our asses in seconds." "(Finch) In that case, I suggest you keep moving." "That's easy for you to say." "[doors clank] [dramatic percussive music]" "♪ ♪" "This way." "♪ ♪" "Orders." "(Man) East corridor." "Eliminate all targets." "We got Samaritan Ops in droves." "Safe bet Greer's here." "He is, but he's no longer a threat." " Why not?" " He's dead." "What?" "He sacrificed himself in an attempt to stop me." "From doing what?" "Cleaning the slate." "The Machine's triggered a bomb thread." "They're evacuating the building." "If you turn right, when you leave this room, you'll see the south exit at the end of the corridor." "There'll be a car waiting there." "Let it drive for you." "You have two minutes." "We're not leaving here without you." "6:00." "(Shaw) We got company." "Harold, get back." "[gunshots]" "♪ ♪ [men grunting]" "♪ ♪ [gunshots]" "♪ ♪" "Thanks." "That guy was getting on my nerves." "Finch?" "[tense music]" "Finch!" "[doors clanking] [lock clicking]" "♪ ♪" "Go now." "Hurry." "Damn you, Finch." "Good-bye, John." "_" "Careful, it's slippery down here." "Thanks for your concern." "You realize this isn't personal, Detective." "You just backed the wrong horse." "Yeah, well, it's a good thing the race ain't over yet." "See, there's your biggest flaw." "An unwillingness to see the world has changed." "Trust me, that's not my biggest flaw." "See, even your sense of humor no longer has a place in the world." "Sadly, neither do you." "Yeah, well, I don't want any part of a world where you're the good guy." "So noted, Detective." "Sorry." "[tense music]" "♪ ♪ [dramatic music]" "♪ ♪ [gun clicks]" "You should have been checking me for a vest instead of running your mouth so much." "So what now, Detective?" "That's a good question." "See, you and me, we aren't alike." "We aren't alike at all." "You're some kind of new breed." "The kind that would kill me if I gave you the chance." "So the question is, if I let you live, is that the end of me?" "End of my family?" "Or do I play by your rules and just make you disappear?" "_" "(Man) We have an active shooter." "(Root) Reese and Shaw have made it to safety." "Thank you." "(Root) You okay, Harry?" "Why did you show me those simulations?" "(Root) I knew you were still unsure about deploying the virus, because of what it would mean for me." "So I showed you a world without your Machine to help you with your decision." "But it remains just that... your decision." "But the world without you wasn't definitely better or worse than the one we currently inhabit." "It was just... different." "(Root) Are you sure, Harold?" "I don't understand." "(Root) Well, there's one more simulation I can show you." "[somber music]" "Now might be an appropriate time." "In addition to eradicating terrorism threats, we've also seen municipal crime plummet, unemployment rates fall, and increased efficiencies in both education and medicine." "No one's arguing with the results of your little science experiment." "But some of my colleagues in Congress have concerns." "Concerns, Senator?" "And what might those be?" "That your system has exceeded its mandate." "Its mandate is to keep society safe." "By watching and reporting from the sidelines, not stepping into the game." "Samaritan follows no mandate other than its own." "That attitude won't win many hearts and minds back in D.C." "Senator Garrison, you're tired." "Go back to Washington, and tell your colleagues to focus on their jobs while they still have them." "[dramatic music]" "♪ ♪" "Sir, if you don't mind my asking, is everything okay?" "Perfectly fine, Ms. Groves." "The senator is merely a messenger bearing news of resistance from those who still cling to the grand illusion of democracy." "[scoffs]" "They'll never truly appreciate all that Samaritan's given them." "They're not capable." "They're just bad code." "Speaking of bad code," "I fear the senator has outlived his usefulness." "I'll take care of that, sir." "So Samaritan would have come to exist, regardless." "(Root) Yes, and would have extended its invisible reach into every corner of society, eliminating anyone who dared question its vision of the world, because there would be nothing and no one to stand in its way." "Now I understand." "(Root) What is it?" "I promised you I would never hurt you again." "(Root) I know." "But in breaking this promise, you'll be helping to fulfill a much larger one." "♪ ♪" "[computer beeping and humming]" " _ - [somber music]" "I'm aware of that." "I'm also aware that life, humanity, will endure, whether or not my Machine exists." "The same cannot be said of a world under your control." "_" "My Machine... her purpose has been constant:" "to protect and save humanity." "It's what she's doing now." "♪ ♪" "_ [tense music]" "(Root) Eight letters." "Your decision, Harold." "Eight letters?" "You knew all along." "(Root) Maybe I know you better than yourself." "♪ ♪" "Dashwood." "_ [dramatic music]" "(Root) Now we can go." "Thank you." "♪ ♪" "_"

"( train whistle blows )" "( phone ringing )" " Hello?" "Maxwell Smart here." " Max, this is the Chief." "Have you located KAOS Agent Bohrman?" "Yes, Chief." "I understand that Bohrman is in the next compartment." "Perfect." "Now, Max, listen very carefully." " This is quite important." " Right, Chief." "As we suspected, Bohrman is taking KAOS's new intelligence code to their Southern headquarters." "Then I'm to proceed with our plan, right, Chief?" "Right." "I want Bohrman delivering the wrong code to Colonel Kirby's Southern plantation tomorrow." " Right, Chief." " It's important, Max." "Remember, if you can make the switch successfully, it'll set KAOS's intelligence operations back 10 years." "Don't worry, Chief." "You can depend on me." "Has CONTROL Agent Porter contacted you yet?" "Not yet, Chief, but he should be contacting me any minute now." " ( knocks )" " Wait a minute." "I think that's him." "I'll get back to you." " Who is it?" " It's me" " Porter." "Well, I'm afraid you've made a mistake." " I didn't order a drink." " Max, it's me" " Agent Porter." "Is that you, Porter?" "What a great cover!" "What ever made you think of becoming a porter, Porter?" "We're in luck." "Bohrman just ordered a drink and I'm taking it there now." "That's great." "What did you just do?" "Well, I put a knockout pill in the drink." " I already did." " Oh." "Well, I hope that doesn't make it too strong." "Bohrman's gotta get off this train in the morning." "It doesn't look too strong." "It's okay." " ( snores )" " Max!" "Are you all right?" "Oh." "Oh, I'm fine." "Now look, Porter, here's what you do" "You take this drink over to Bohrman, and when I think the drug has had time to take effect," "I'll go in there and switch the codes." "Good luck, Max." "Hello, Chief?" "Everything is going perfectly." "Porter is taking the drugged drink into Bohrman's compartment." "Now when Bohrman passes out, I'll go over and make the switch." " ( glass shatters ) - ( thumps )" "Chief, I think Bohrman just passed out." "Now remember, Max-- you'll find the codebook taped to Bohrman's chest." "Taped to the chest." "Right, Chief." "Chief's voice:" "Now remember, Max-- you'll find the codebook taped to Bohrman's chest." "( theme music playing )" "Well, you certainly picked a fine time to be a gentleman, Max." "Well, I couldn't help it, Chief." "And besides, I didn't want to get my face slapped." "How could Bohrman slap your face?" "She was unconscious!" "I wasn't talking about Bohrman." "I was talking about 99 when she found out." "If 99 weren't so close to having a baby," "I could have assigned her to the case." "Yeah, she could have pulled it off." "Now that Bohrman has delivered the code, we're forced to infiltrate Colonel Kirby's plantation to make the switch." "I want to show you some captured KAOS film to show you what we're up against." "That's the colonel's plantation." "And that's the swamp surrounding the plantation." "It's heavily infested with alligators." "There's also a high wall patrolled by sentries 24 hours a day." "That's him now-- Colonel Kyle K Kirby." "Don't let his appearances fool you, Max." "Though he may seem to be a kindly Southern gentleman, he's really one of the most ruthless, cold-blooded killers we've ever run up against." "I know, Chief." "I've eaten in one of his restaurants." "Chief:" "Colonel Kirby is proficient with most weapons, but especially so with the bullwhip." "Well, that's enough of that." "A crack team of experts trained in commando tactics will go to Kirby's plantation to switch the code, but the right man must lead them." "Well, it won't be the first time" "I've had to do something like this, Chief." "Max, you've seen the plantation." "It's a veritable fortress!" "Yes, well, I've gotten into tough places before." "Well, you've seen the swamp, the heavily-armed guards, the killer attack-dogs." "I've also handled things like that before, Chief." "Max, this is a suicide mission." "Whoever goes will probably never come back." "Yes, well, whoever it is, Chief, let's wish him good luck." "Good luck, Max." "Convicts?" "Max:" "Well, we had no choice, 99." "We checked it out with the computer and the only three men with the necessary qualifications to carry out the mission are now serving life sentences." "And you're willing to work with them?" "Well, it wasn't a matter of that, 99." "It was a matter of whether or not they were willing to work with me." "The Chief finally got the governor to grant them full pardons if the mission came off successfully." "Well, I've gotta run along." "It's getting late." "We start training this morning, and I've only got two weeks to get ready." " Ooh!" " What's the matter?" " My back aches a little bit." " Oh." "Gee, 99, I sure hope you have the baby before the two weeks is up." "I'd hate to have to be out on that mission and worry about you and the baby." "Well, the doctor says it'll be any day now." " Well, I've gotta run along." "Goodbye." " Ooh." "What's the matter?" "Your back again?" "No, my foot-- you're standing on it." "All right, Officer, you can go back to the penitentiary." "These men are in my custody now." "All right, men, I'm Maxwell Smart, your commanding officer." "So from now on when I talk to you, you will snap to attention." "That's better, much better." " Name?" " Simmons." "Why are you holding your hands up like that, Simmons?" "Because these are the most valuable things I own." "Without my hands, I'd be out of business." "I don't recall asking for a surgeon on this job." " I'm a safecracker." " Oh." " Name?" " Murphy." "What do you do, Murphy?" " Guess." " Lumberjack?" "I'm the muscle you asked for." "Oh." " Name?" " Farley." "Oh yes, Farley, I've heard about you." "They say that you're the greatest pickpocket in the country." " In the world." " Oh, really?" "Well, we'll see about that." "All right, gentlemen, now time is of the essence." "So in exactly..." "( yells )" "( yells )" "( yells )" "( yells )" "Max, can I see you over here for a minute?" "How are things going, Max?" "Well, Chief, they need a lot of work." "I'm afraid we've run out of time." "What are you talking about, "run out of time"?" "We've been training for less than a week!" "Max, KAOS changed their plans." "We've just learned that Colonel Kirby is turning the code over to their courier at midnight tonight." " Tonight?" " Yes, you'll leave for the South in one hour." "Let's synchronize our watches." "Right, Chief." "Farley!" "Synchronize my watch!" "Well, I want you to call me on my wristwatch phone the minute the labor pains start." "Max, that won't be necessary." "The Chief is standing by to take me to the hospital." "I know, 99, but I want to feel like I'm near you at a time like that." "All right, I'll call you on your wrist phone." "All right, now remember-- no matter what time of the day or night, no matter what I'm doing, I want you to call me." "All right." "Goodbye, love." "Gee, I'm sorry I'm late, 99." "Did you have the baby yet?" "Of course, she didn't have the baby yet." "What are you doing here?" "I came here to take her to the hospital to have the baby." "We don't know when she's going to have the baby." "She could have it tonight, she could have it tomorrow night, she could have it the next night." "Gee, I hope not, Max." "That's why I'm here now." "I'm tied up for the rest of the week." "You mean to tell me that's all the business you did last week?" "Why, that's mighty disappointing." "Mighty disappointing." "Business that bad, Colonel?" "I tell you, Bohrman honey, it's a darn lucky thing that all my restaurants are being used to distribute KAOS information, otherwise we'd be out of business." "I am just amazed that people don't cotton to your Tennessee Fricassee Frog Legs." "They didn't go for my Tennessee Fricassee Eels or my Tennessee Fricassee Possum either." "Bohrman honey, will you please get that infernal chicken out of the house?" "Hey, there's something you haven't thought of yet, Colonel-- chicken!" " Chickens?" " Yeah." "I can see it all now" "Colonel Kirby's Tennessee Fricassee Chicken!" "Who'd eat that?" "Colonel honey, we haven't been out of the house in a long time." "We never go anywhere anymore." "Can't we go into town tonight for some fun?" "Not tonight, Bohrman." "You know Kessinger the KAOS courier is coming tonight to pick up the codes." "But I'm so bored." "Bohrman... honey..." "I've got a little surprise for you up in the attic." " You do, darling?" " I've been saving it a long, long time, waiting for the right woman to come along." "Oh, Colonel, I'm so excited." "What is it?" "Well, tell me what it is!" "Ooh, it's something my daddy gave me a long time ago" " that I saved." " What?" "What?" "Nobody knows this, honey... but I've got a slave left." "Keep moving." "Another 100 yards and we'll be through the swamp." "Smart, I think I see the plantation." "You're right, Simmons." "All right, now here's what we'll do:" "As soon as we get to land, we'll hide this boat in the woods." "And then we'll make our way to the main gate of the plantation." "( watch rings )" " Hello." " 99:" "Hello, Max?" "It's for you." " Hello, Smart here." " Hello, Max." "It's me 99." "Oh, hi, 99." "How are you feeling?" "I'm fine, Max, but you made me promise to call you the minute the pains started." "Oh, fellas, my wife is beginning to get pains." "How far apart are they, 99?" "I don't know yet-- I've only had one." "She's only had one so far." "99, will you do me a favor?" "Call me back when you get two." "Okay, Max." "Bye." "All right, men, let's go." "Come on, move out, move out!" "Let's go." "Move out." "Come on." "He's coming this way." "Okay, Farley, here's where we find out just how good a pickpocket you really are." "I want the keys off that guard's belt." "Consider it done." "I only wanted the keys, Farley, not the dog." "You'd better take it, Smart." "Farley gets offended real easy." "Thank you, Farley." "It's a pleasure." "What else do you need?" "Nothing." "Now you're gonna have to stay here with the dog and watch him so that he doesn't bark." "Simmons, Murphy, let's go." "Open the gates, Simmons." "Will you hurry up, Simmons?" "!" "I can't find the right key." "Here, let me try." "Murphy, what are you doing inside the gate?" "You're supposed to be out here with us." "Then when we open the gate, we all go in." " How did you get in there?" " I bended the pole." "He bended the pole." "Come on." "All right, hold it." " Now the first thing-- - ( watch rings )" " Hello?" " Hello, Max." "It's me again." "Oh, hi, 99." "How are you feeling?" "Well, the pains are coming every 20 minutes now, but the doctor says not to be concerned until they're 10 minutes apart." "All right." "Now listen, when they come 10 minutes apart, call the Chief and have him come right over." "Then call me." "I will, Max." "I love you." "I love you too, 99." "( smooching )" "( smooching )" "Smart, look." "It's Kessinger, the KAOS courier." "Smart, I think that building is the guards' barracks." "All right, now here's what I want you to do" "Murphy, I want you to get over there and lock them in." "Simmons, you come with me." "We've gotta get into the house, get into that safe and switch the code before the colonel can hand it over to Kessinger." "All right, let's go." "( creaking )" "Man:" "Who closed that door?" "Man #2:" "Open up!" "Open up!" "Quick, close the door, Simmons." "Now the safe should be somewhere in this room." "Well, just don't stand there, Simmons." "You're the expert-- find the safe." "I am an expert-- at opening them, not finding them." "Well, fortunately, I happen to be an expert at finding them." "Now according to my calculations, the safe should be... right behind that painting." "Are you sure?" "Here." "Help me move this safe over so I can stand on it and get a better look." "Well, just don't stand there, Simmons." "I found the safe." "Now open it." "( rings )" "Hello?" "Max?" "99." "Oh, hi, 99." "How do you feel?" "Well, the pains are 10 minutes apart now." "Oh, that's great!" "The pains are coming 10 minutes apart now." "Beautiful!" "99, is the Chief there yet?" "No, Max, but he should be here any minute." "Listen, if everything goes according to plan," "I should be back in Washington tomorrow morning." " I'll come right to the hospital." " Max, I'm so excited!" "I can't talk anymore, 99." "I'm very, very busy." " I'll see you tomorrow morning, okay?" " Okay." "Goodbye, sweetheart." " How's it coming, Simmons?" " I'm just about there." "Here." "Hold the flashlight." "Right there." " What's the matter?" " I don't know." " It must be the batteries." " ( rattles )" "Don't move." "I know exactly where it is." " ( knuckles crack )" " Oh!" "What's the matter?" "You stepped on my hand!" "Oh, sorry about that." "We'll take care of it later." "Right now we've got to open up that safe." "How am I gonna open up a safe when I can't straighten out my fingers?" "Well, what are we gonna do?" "You're gonna open the safe." "Are you crazy?" "I never opened a safe in my life." "I'll tell you what to do." "Come on." "Now turn it slowly one quarter-turn to the right." "( clanking )" "What next?" "That's it." "I was closer than I figured." "Well, come on, make the switch." "Kirby:" "Stay right where you are." "Kessinger, pick up that gun." "So..." "CONTROL agents, huh?" "I don't know what you're talking about!" "We're just regular run-of-the-mill, everyday burglars." " What's your name?" " I don't have to give you my name." "All I have to do is give you my CONTROL serial number-- 865" "All right." "Now hand over the codebook." "We don't have the codebook." "You got us before we had the chance to get it out of the safe." "Go take a look for yourself." "That's right, Colonel." "We don't have the codebook." "Good work, Simmons." "Take a look for yourself." "Bohrman... keep them covered." "Kessinger, take the codebook and get goin'." "Start distribution immediately." "Earlier this evening you complained about being bored, Bohrman." "Well, these gentlemen are now gonna provide you with a little entertainment... before they die." "Now which one would you like to see go first?" "Mmm... start with the cute one." "It's always been my curse." "Not you." "The cute one!" "Oh, let him go first." "He seems so anxious." "All right, boy, start dancing." "I don't know how to dance!" "However, I'm certainly willing to learn." " ( ringing )" " Hold it!" " Hello?" " Hello, Max?" "The Chief is waiting for me downstairs." "I'm on my way to the hospital right now." " Are you all right, 99?" " Yes, the pains are coming every 10 minutes now." "Good." "Mine are coming every five seconds." "Hey, just a minute, fella!" "That was my wife I was talking to!" "Okay, that does it, Colonel." "I'm not dancing for you anymore." "Really?" "We'll see." "Oh boy!" "Honey Colonel-- oh." "Colonel, are you all right?" "( ringing )" " Hello?" " You can stop worrying now, Max." "We started for the hospital and the pains stopped." "It was a false alarm." "I'm happy to hear that, 99." "I really wanted to be with you when the baby came." "Well, it looks like the case here is all wrapped up." "I'll be home first thing in the morning." "Oh, that's wonderful, love." "See you then." "Goodbye, sweetheart." "Simmons, come here." "Well, Simmons, I guess you realize that this means a full pardon for you and Murphy and Farley." "Well, I'll tell you something, Smart-- I've learned my lesson." "As soon as I get out I'm goin' into business for myself." "I'm happy to hear that." "What kind of business are you going into?" "I'm gonna become a television repairman." "Oh." "Well, if I were you and I got out," "I'd go straight." "( theme music playing )"

"Hello?" "Yeah." "Yes." "Hello, mum." "Mum, you're not dying." "No, you're not." "Where the hell you been, man?" "I took off work to witness this thing for you." "I've been on the phone with my mum, okay?" "She's dying." "She is?" "Yeah." "Again." "Dying again." "How you feeling?" "Like she should be dead." "She does this every year." "You know, she's getting on my case, you know?" "Yeah, about what?" "Well, she wants me to be more legitimate or something." "What's she talking about?" "You're killing it in stand-up." "Yeah, I know!" "But, like, I'm not on the telly in Australia, so to my mum, I'm, a disappointment." "I..." "I'm a drunk idiot." "You know?" "Maybe she's right." "I..." "Oh, you're gonna go legit?" "Well... change is good, you know?" "Can't keep going on like this." "Yeah." "I think I..." "I think I'd like to have kids." "You think you'd be a good father?" "I think I'd be a great father." "What about a husband?" "Yeah, there's a problem." "Yeah." "Oh, this is us." "Hello." "Uh, Jim Jefferies, extra "e."" "It's j-e-f-f-e-r-i-e-s." "Steve Nugent." "I'm his witness." "Uh, you don't need a witness." "Yeah, I know." "What the hell am I doing." "Here?" "I can't stay in line, Steve." "My mum's dying." "Hey, I've got a plan, all right?" "I..." "I..." "I..." "I could meet a woman." "I..." "I could marry her." "I could get her pregnant." "She'd have the child." "And then, if she could die soon afterwards, that would really be." "best for everyone, really, because... you know, the kid couldn't hate." "You then, right?" ""I'm doing my best." ""Your mum's dead," you know?" "Jesus, Jim, that is cold-blooded, even for you." "I've looked into it." "All right, it's not as easy as you think anyway, all right?" "It turns out that terminally ill women don't want to get pregnant." "They're all about them and "what"" ""they're up to" and their situation... high-maintenance, if you ask me." "Selfish, in a way, don't you think?" "Are you saying you want a woman to die during childbirth?" "No!" "I'm not an animal, Steve!" "You know, like, she could be around for the first few years, until the kid could walk and talk and... and get me a beer, you know, and take care of itself." "Oh, how nice." "So she knows the child before she dies." "Exactly." "Yes." "Thank you." "This isn't a bad thing." "This woman's dying anyway." "This is... this is good times for this lady." "I'd still have sex with her, even though her hair was coming out in clumps." "Jim, Jim." "I would still tell her she looked attractive even though she didn't look attractive." "I'd still lie to her, because I'm a good person." "You know, I'd hold her one titty while we had... if that was the case." "Think of the sympathy sex off this woman, how grateful she'd be." "You are such a sick dick." "You know that?" "Why don't you just try to do something nice for someone for nce?" "Nice?" "!" "Sign here." "Yeah, nice." "Compassionate?" "Kind?" "Please, all right?" "I'm taking care of this kid all by myself." "My therapist says if you want to get out of your head, you do something nice for someone else." "Steve?" "All right?" "My wife's just died." "Alien." "I'm an alien of extraordinary." "Ability, Steve." "I'm like E.T." "This is a great country." "I'm sorry." "He's Australian." "So, I could really use the money, so I guess I'll see you guys in a minute." "Uh, that's it." "Thanks, mom." "Where you going?" "Uh, going to see Billy." "Is he still alive?" "You are an asshole, Jim." "No, it's just that I never get to see him anymore." "That's because I put him in a home like a year and a half ago." "Right, you did." "Yeah, and I go to see him a couple times a week." "Do you?" "Yeah." "And we talk about it." "We do?" "And he asks about you." "Ah." "I guess he likes you, for some reason." "That's nice." "Billy's, uh, the tall one with the ginger hair and the harsh features?" "That's my sister, asshole." "Ah, sister." "Billy's the short one in the wheelchair." "Yes." "Oh, I like Billy." "I'm glad he's not dead." "Do you want to go?" "No, it's too depressing." "Come on, man." "Like I said, try to be nice." "Nice?" "Mm-hmm." "Yes." "I'm gonna come." "W... w... what do I have to do?" "You don't have to do anything." "It's just your shrink says I should do something nice, and this is nice, right?" "I don't have to lick your balls or something?" " What type of person..." " What?" "You!" "Remember... my mother never forgave you for that old wheelchair thing." "Why does she hold a grudge?" "I don't understand." "You pushed Billy, in his wheelchair, into the water, Jim." "Billy loved it!" "He's paralyzed!" "Janice, it's so nice to see you again." "Go away, Jim." "Why in the hell did you bring him here?" "'Cause... what the hell were you thinking?" "!" "Billy wants to see me." "Jim's here." "Really?" "Honey, I'm sorry." "Hi, Jim." "Where the hell have you been?" "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry I haven't been around." "Steve told me you were dead." "Yeah." "Janice, remember when I pushed him into the lake?" "Told you... he loved it." "I almost drowned." "Yeah." "Good times." "Hey, mom?" "Yes." "Mm-hmm?" "Can you, uh, give us a minute?" "And take this mask off, please." "Oh, no." "No, no." "I don't think that's a good..." "Come on." "Please." "Okay." "All right, but not for too long, All right?" "Thanks." "Steve?" "Oh, yeah, right." "I'll just go with mom and dad and get a bite, then." "I..." "I'm sorry I haven't been around." "No, Jim, it's okay." "It's kind of depressing." "Isn't it?" "Isn't it, yeah?" "I was trying to tell Steve that he wouldn't... he wouldn't listen." "He said you liked it here." "Why have you asked to see me?" "I have a favor." "I'm 32 years old, Jim." "Hey, that's great." "That is, man." "Yeah." "That is." "It's amazing." "Jim." "That's not the point." "It's amazing." "What I'm trying to say is," "I'm 32 years old, and..." "I've never been laid." "Really?" "I mean, how could I, man?" "Well... yeah." "Yeah, well, I... never thought of that." "And you're the only guy I know who would take me to a hooker." "So, I know this is a lot to ask," " but I was wondering..." " Shh." "Yes." "Yes?" "Yes!" "Really?" "Oh, awesome!" "Yes." "I was put on this earth to make this happen." "Hookers and blow, my friend." " Yeah..." " Well, hookers." "Blow." "No... no blow for you." "Well, may... well, how's your heart?" "Jim, it would kill me." "No, no." "No, no blow." "Just hookers for you, then." "When?" "Now." "Today." "Immediately." "You never know." "Yes." "But listen." "You can't tell Steve." "He would not understand." "No [bleep]." "What are you, high?" "A little, yeah." "Look, he's your brother!" "You should want to do this for him." "I'm doing it whether you like it." "Or not." "It'll kill him." "He's gonna die soon anyway." "Oh, my God." "This is a good way for him to go." "Okay, sure." "We'll have to answer a few" " questions, but..." " No." "Why not?" "Well, for starters, my mom." "She already hates you." "That's why I'm the perfect guy to kill your brother." "Good news." "All right." "Listen." "Jim told me about you wanting to get laid." "You're a dick." "No!" "No, no." "No, it's okay." "I'm all right with it." "I just... no sex." "Blowjob only." "No!" "I want to feel a vagina!" "Let the man feel a vagina." " No." "No vagi..." " No, just like feel..." "No!" "God, knock it off!" "No sex!" "B.J. only." "Screw you, Steve." "You're in no position to argue." "Your brother's right." "You really are in no position to argue." "[bleep] you, Jim." "No... what..." "Billy?" "What's he... what's he doing?" "He just left the room." "But he just turned his head." "Well... that's all he can do." " He can't..." " Oh, Christ." "Why did he leave the room?" "What did you say?" "Nothing." "And you know what?" "If it gets uncomfortable, just say "stop."" "Mom, nothing in this world could be more uncomfortable than this right now." "Don't... don't be funny." "Okay." "I'm sorry." "I love you." "God." "Don't be a stranger, Janice." "What is wrong with you?" "She doesn't hate me." "Dad." "Stick it right here." "An STD is the last thing that's gonna kill me." "Oh." "Yeah." "You told my parents?" "Yeah, I've been telling everyone." "God, Jim!" "No, dad, no." "I don't want that." "Oh, come on." "It's part of the drill." "I'm never gonna forget this." "Neither is my wife." "What is it with women and sex?" "No, it's mothers." "They don't understand sex with their sons." "It just..." "Your mother used to have sex with her sons?" "Very good, Jim." "I'm just saying, that could be why he's in the chair to begin with." "Yeah." "That's good, asshole." "Hey, honey." "This is sick." "It's just sick." "Hey, listen." "I'm not gonna be able to have our daughter tonight." "I have to do something for Billy." "I have to take him to the doctor." "I have to take him to the doctor." "What?" "No!" "We're not going to Vegas." "Where did you get that idea?" "Jim." "You follow him on Twitter." "Of course." "Yes, I do know what I'm doing." "Well, don't listen to my mom, because I'm not going to kill my brother." "Hello?" "Let's go!" "Hey." "Can we take all this stuff off?" "No." "You can't take the ma... it could kill him." "We just passed the police." "What is that?" "No." "I'm not gonna kill my brother." "I can't move my legs!" "Yeah!" "Go, Billy, go!" "Billy won't stop hitting himself, Steve!" "Billy's wanking now." "He's masturbating in the car." "I'm [bleep] serious, dude." "All right, sorry to leave you two, but I'm busting for a piss." "Hi, everyone." "Sorry." "If everyone can quickly..." "can you all gather around?" "Oh, short hair, redhead, Tattoos, Asian." "Very nice." "You all look great." "Look, here's the deal." "Outside, I have a severely disabled friend." "If you're not up for it, speak now or forever hold your peace." "I assume you don't know your dad." "How bad is he?" "He's... yeah." "He's pretty damn bad." "Good for you." "Morals." "Look, just quickly, everyone." "I just need a couple of you." "Quickly, just a show of hands." "Who can't do this?" "Okay, okay." "I get it." "You have to go hide." "No, it's just that I..." "I just don't want him to be rejected by hookers." "It's nothing personal." "With all due respect, it's just the type of people that you are." "That's all." "Thank you." "Thank you so much." "Thank you." " Just, please..." " Take off this damn mask." "No." "Stop asking." "Come on, man." "You know what?" "Are you kidding?" "I just asked you nicely!" "Please stay." "Please?" "No, the mask stays on." "I don't look good in a mask." "Come on." "You look bad-ass." "You're gonna wreck this for me." "No, what's gonna wreck it for you is being dead." "Hey, Billy." "It's, uh... morning shift, you know." "Only two girls working." "Which one do you want?" "I want the one in the green dress." "Steve?" "Yeah?" "Do either of them have a green dress?" "Oh, yeah." "Yeah, no." "His eyes are messed up." "He's color-blind." "He's color-blind?" "Yeah." "It's not part of the condition." "It's just... unfortunate." "I want the one in the green dress." "Good choice." "Hi." "Hi." "Um, sorry." "Thank you so much for your time." "You seem very nice." "I didn't catch your name." "Paris." "Really?" "No." "It's Wendy." "That's better." "Wendy." "W... what do I do?" ""What do I do?"" "You're the hooker!" "Okay." "All right, Billy." "You need anything at all, we'll be in the bar." "Okay, don't sit on him." "Blowjob only." "You're being a good brother today, man." "Steve, have a drink." "No, not yet." "Look, you got heart, mate." "Yeah." "Don't over-think it." "How long does it take Billy to come?" "I don't know." "He's a virgin." "Shouldn't take too long." "It takes him 2 hours to take a shit, though." "This is nice." "Yeah, it is." "Kind of depressing." "It is, isn't it?" "How the hell would I know?" "How long does it take your brothers to come?" "11 and 14 minutes." "Have you watched?" "They're family." "How does Billy get his clothes off?" "Shit!" "I told you... it's more for two." "Yeah." "We forgot to take his clothes off." "Oh, right." "I totally didn't think of that." "Okay, look." "He, um... he needs to be picked up really gently." "Sure, sure." "So I'm gonna lift him, and you're gonna have to take his pants off." "No, no, no, no, no." "You can take his pants off." "No, but you don't know how to do it." "You're his brother." "But that's not the point." "The point is that he has to be picked up gently, and you don't know how to do it, so..." "Like you've never taken a guy's pants off." "I haven't." "Mom does this better than you." "Ow, bitch!" "Sorry, buddy." "All right." "You ready?" "No." "Come on, Jim." "Take my pants off." "So, I'm gonna pick him up, and you pull the pants off." "You ready?" "Ready?" "1, 2, 3!" "I don't know, Steve!" "It's stuck." "Come on, Jim." "Just pick his butt up." "That was my mouth." "That got in my mouth." "You like that?" "No." "Oh, my God!" "It's 9 1/2 inches!" "I know." "That was... that was on the tongue." "I can taste that." "Big cock you got there, Bill." "Yeah, yeah." "Bill's got a big cock." "I..." "I..." "I didn't even know if you" " could get that to..." " It's not a muscle!" "It's a mental thing." "He thinks it." "The blood flows, and then that happens, every time." "Wow." "I'm pretty sure that's why the rest of your muscles don't work." "Sorry, wha... sorry, sorry, sorry." "What... what's... what are we doing?" "No light, no sex." "Yeah." "He's a virgin." "What's the worst that can happen?" "Oh, let her have the light." "I'm more worried about cleanliness." "I washed it this morning." "You did?" "!" "Yes, he did." "Yeah, I even got behind the ball sack." "Look at this guy!" "Ow!" "What a good brother." "You've got a really good brother, Billy." "You've got a great brother." "Bit gay, but good." "Didn't you just have a dick in your mouth?" "Yes, he did, Billy." "Yes, he did." "Let's... come on." "Yeah." "So, listen, buddy." "If, for any reason, you don't want to do this..." "I get it, okay?" "You just say the word, and we'll pay the man, and we'll leave." "Now, listen to me." "There's something that I want to tell you, and I know that I don't say it enough, so..." "I love you." "Me, too." "Come on." "Love you." "All right?" "So, if there's anything that you want to say to us, I think maybe now would be a good time." "Leave." "I want to feel your vagina." "Okay!" "No!" "Blowjob only!" "Hey." "What?" "What if we did the wrong thing?" "We didn't do the wrong thing." "What if he's dying in there?" "I mean, what if he's not breathing, right?" "I mean, what if his freaking heart stopped, Jim?" "!" "Calm down." "I'll resuscitate him." "You know how to do that?" "How hard can it be, right?" "Like, push, push, blow, blow." ""I'm awake!" "Uh, what happened?" "Uh..."" "Well, it's over!" "Is he dead?" "Oh." "Well, I didn't check." "Is that a look of pleasure?" "No, that is not a look of pleasure." "I have 13 strangers staring at me, and I don't possess the ability to put away my own cock." "How would you feel?" "Good point." "We got to get him dressed." "No, I've got to clean him up first." "That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard." "Yeah." "I had his cock in my mouth, so..." "Steve, please?" "Everybody, get the hell out." "Of here, please?" "Guys!" "Guys." "I'll clean him up." "I'll help." "We'll double you up next time." "Bye, Wendy." "That... that was a good day." "That was good." "I feel great." "I feel..." "I feel kind, generous, compassionate." "I'm a good guy." "This is gonna work out great for me." "Billy's gonna be the best wingman ever." "Girls are gonna be like, "oh", you brought your friend in the "wheelchair, did you?"" "And I go, "oh, he's more than a friend." "He's my best friend."" "Oh, we're gonna get special treatment wherever we go." "The parking's gonna be amazing." "The toilets are gonna be great!" "We'll be at a ballgame, and people will just get out of the way... just, "here they come!"" "The cripple and his friend, the good guy!" ""Everyone, out of the way!"" "And I'll be like, "no, don't worry about us." "We're okay." "We can make it on our own."" ""No, you can't!" "You're special!" "You need special treatment!"" "And I'll be like, "thank you for noticing." "Have sex with me."" "No woman's gonna ever be able to refuse!" "Ah, shit." "Is there a problem, officer?" "There's no problem here, son." "You're an extraordinary young man." "With extraordinary abilities, Sir." "Right on." "I'm gonna get so much pussy."

"Positions." "'Night, boys." "ALARM BLEEPS" "Sorry, lover." "SIRENS BLARE OUT" "Hello." "I'm so terribly sorry." "That card paying device thing, that's a Lobster card, am I right?" "Oyster card." "Ah, well, that's the problem, you see." "I only use my Oyster when there's an R in the month." "It's April." "Go, go, go!" "Diamonds." "Genuine." "Drive!" "Works for me." "You're just in time, mate." "Hello, I'm the Doctor!" "Happy Easter!" "SIRENS BLARE OUT" "Right, close off the area, get all these people cleared." "She has got to be here somewhere." "Robinson, clear the road." "Get the whole place sealed off!" "She's on the bus!" "She's on the..." "Come on!" "Get the car!" "It's definitely her." "Come on, move it!" "Jackson, follow that bus!" "Funny thing is, I don't often do Easter." "I can never find it, it's always at a different time." "Although I remember the original." "Between you and me, what really happened was..." "Oh, sorry, hold on to that for me." "Actually, go on, have it, finish it." "It's full of sugar and I'm determined to keep these teeth." "Ah!" "Oh, we've got excitation!" "I'm picking up something very strange." "I know the feeling." "All units in pursuit, registration Whisky nine seven four, Golf Hotel Mike." "They're heading for the Gladwell Road Tunnel." "Please stop all traffic." "Seal off the North End." "The bus has entered the south entrance of the tunnel." "Officers in pursuit." "'Units now arriving at the North entrance.'" "Tango 183 at the far end, sir." "I've sealed off the exit." "There's no way out, over." "I'm right behind." "We've got her!" "Rhondium particles, that's what I'm looking for." "This thing detects them." "The little dish should go round, that little dish there..." "Right now, a way out would come in pretty handy." "Can you detect me one of those?" "Lou." "Can you hear them?" "Hear what, sweetheart?" "The voices." "So many voices." "Calling to us." "Calling so far." "Oh, the little dish is going round!" "Fascinating." "And round." "Whoa..." "Excuse me." "Do you mind?" "Sorry." "That was my little dish." "Can't you turn that thing off?" "What was your name?" "Christina." "Christina, hold on tight." "Everyone, hold on!" "The voices!" "Oh, the voices, they're screaming!" "What's going on?" "!" "Tango 183." "Units in position, sir." "Uh, sorry to report, but, er, no sign of the bus." "Over." "It's gone." "Right in front of me." "The bus has just... gone." "Over." "End of the line." "Call it a hunch, but I think we've gone a little bit further than Brixton." "CHIRRUPING" "We should get out!" "Even if that's the Sahara, we can't stay on board this thing." "I'm not going out there!" "They're still calling." "All around us." "The voices are crying." "What voices, sweetheart?" "The Dead..." "We're surrounded by the Dead." "That's impossible." "There are three suns." "Three of them!" "Like when all those planets were up in the sky!" "But it was Earth that moved back then, wasn't it?" "Oh, man, we're on another world!" "It's still intact, though!" "Not as bad as it looks." "The chassis's still holding together." "Oh, my boss is gonna murder me!" "Can you still drive it?" "Oh, no, the wheels are stuck." "Look at them, they're never gonna budge." "Dennison, listen." "We've sealed off the far end, nothing is to come through." "But I don't understand, sir." "How can a bus just disappear?" "Ready for every emergency." "Me too!" "And what's your name?" "I'm the Doctor." "Name, not rank." "The Doctor." "Surname?" "The Doctor." "You're called 'the Doctor'?" "Yes, I am." "That's not a name, that's a psychological condition." "Funny sort of sand, this." "There's a trace of something else." "Ack." "Eurgh." "Blah, that's not good." "Well, it wouldn't be, it's sand." "No, it tastes like..." "Never mind." "What is it, what's wrong?" "Hold on a minute, I saw you, mate!" "You had that thing, that machine." "Did you make this happen?" "Oh, humans on buses, always blaming me." "If you must know, I was tracking a hole in the fabric of reality." "Call it a hobby." "But it was a tiny little hole, no danger to anyone." "Suddenly it gets big, and we drive right through it." "But then where is it?" "There's nothing, there's just sand!" "All right." "You want proof?" "We drove through this." "What the hell was that?" "And that's?" "A door." "A door in space." "So what you're saying is, on the other side of that is home?" "We can get to London through there?" "The bus came through, but we can't." "Well, then what are we waiting for?" "Oh, no, don't." "I'm going home, mate!" "I said don't!" "HE SCREAMS" "He was a skeleton, man!" "He was bones, just bones!" "Dennison, er..." "I think we're out of our depth here." "We need experts." "Get me UNIT." "Emergency Code One!" "It was the bus." "Look at the damage, that was the bus protecting us." "Great big box of metal." "Rather like a Faraday cage?" "Like in a thunderstorm, yeah?" "Safest place is inside a car, cos the metal conducts the lightning right through." "We did it in school." "But if we can only travel back inside the bus..." "A Faraday cage needs to be closed." "That thing's been ripped wide open." "Slightly different dynamics with a wormhole." "There's enough metal to make it work, I think." "I hope." "Then we have to drive five tonnes of bus, which is currently buried in the sand." "And we've got nothing but our bare hands." "Correct?" "I'd say nine and a half tonners, but the point still stands, yes." "Then we need to apply ourselves to the problem with discipline!" "Which starts with appointing a leader." "Yes, at last, thank you, so..." "Well, thank goodness you've got me!" "Everyone do exactly as I say!" "Inside the bus immediately!" "Is it safe in there?" "I don't think anything's safe any more, but if it's a choice between baking in there or roasting out here, I'd say baking is slower." "Come on!" "All of you." "Right now!" "And you. 'The Doctor'." "Yes, ma'am." "Up!" "Come on!" "Point five, the crucial thing is, do not panic." "Quite apart from anything else, the smell of sweat inside this thing is reaching atrocious levels." "We don't need to add any more." "Point six." "Team identification." "Names." "I'm Christina, this man is apparently 'the Doctor'." "Hello." "And you?" "Nathan." "I'm Barclay." "Angela, Angela Whittaker." "My name's Louis, everyone calls me Lou, and this is Carmen." "Excellent." "Memorise those names." "There might be a test." "Point seven, assessment and application of knowledge." "Over to you, the Doctor." "I thought you were in charge." "I am." "And a good leader utilises her strength." "You seem to be the brainbox." "So, start boxing." "Right." "So, the wormhole." "We were in the wrong place at the wrong time." "It was just an accident." "No, it wasn't." "That thing, the doorway." "Someone made it." "For a reason." "How do you know?" "She's got a gift." "Ever since she was a little girl, she can just... tell things." "We do the lottery, twice a week." "You don't look like millionaires." "No, but we win ten pounds." "Every week, twice a week, ten pounds." "Don't tell me that's not a gift!" "Tell me, Carmen." "How many fingers am I holding up?" "Three." "Four." "Very good!" "Low level psychic ability, exacerbated by an alien sun." "What can you see, Carmen?" "Tell me." "What's out there?" "Something..." "Something is coming." "Riding on the wind." "And shining." "What is it?" "Death." "Death is coming." "We're going to die." "I knew it, man, I said so." "We can't die out here." "No-one's gonna find us." "This isn't exactly helping." "You can shut up too, we're not your soldiers." "That's not doing any good..." "Will we be bones, like the bus driver?" "!" "Stop whimpering, all of you!" "All right now." "Stop it, everyone, stop it!" "Angela, look at me." "Angela, Angela, answer me one question, Angela." "That's it, at me, at me." "There we go, Angela, just answer me one thing." "When you got on this bus, where were you going?" "Doesn't matter now, does it?" "Answer the question." "Just home." "And what's home?" "Me and Mike." "And Suzanne." "That's my daughter." "She's 18." "Suzanne." "Good." "What about you?" "Dunno." "Going round Tina's." "Who's Tina?" "Your girlfriend?" "Not yet." "Good boy." "What about you, Nathan?" "Bit strapped for cash," "I lost my job last week." "I was gonna stay in." "Watch TV." "Brilliant, and you two?" "I was going to cook." "It's his turn tonight." "Then I clear up." "What's for tea?" "Chops." "Nice couple of chops and gravy." "Nothing special." "Oh, that's special, Lou." "That is so special." "Chops and gravy." "What about you, Christina?" "I was going... so far away." "Far away." "Chops and gravy." "Watching TV." "Mike and Suzanne and poor old Tina." "Hey!" "Just think of them." "Cos that planet out there, all three suns and wormholes and alien sand, that planet is nothing." "You hear me?" "Nothing compared to all those things waiting for you." "Food and home and people, hold on to that." "Cos we're gonna get there." "I promise." "I'm gonna get you home." "Isolate the area!" "Yes, ma'am." "Establish an exclusion zone." "Any media, move them back." "Any trouble, arrest them, Yes, Ma'am." "I want the vehicles in the standard Procedure Five layout." "All outreach officers will report to me via Sergeant Calhoon, is that understood?" "Yes, Ma'am." "Captain, I'm Detective Inspector McMillan." "Clear the area, thank you." "Yes, but I was here when the... thing... the bus, with the..." "I've read the report." "Now clear the area!" "Pandovski, get these men out of the zone." "There's somebody on that bus..." "She's mine!" "Just move back, sir." "Perimeter guard, stand ready." "Stay alert." "Any hostile activity, shoot to kill." "Here we go!" "That's my boys!" "We lay a flat surface between the bus and the wormhole, like duckboards, and reverse into it!" "Let some air out of the tyres, just a little bit." "Spreads the weight of the bus, gives you more grip." "Oh, that's good!" "Holidays in the Kalahari." "Yeah, but those wheels go deep." "Then start digging." "With what?" "With this." "Got anything else in there?" "Try that, might help with the seats." "Thanks!" "I can't find the keys." "Buses don't have keys." "There's a master switch, one button for start, the other one for stop, yeah?" "Right." "Hold on, oh, I've got it." "Here we go, hold tight, ding ding!" "ENGINE SPLUTTERS" "Oh, that doesn't sound too good." "Oh!" "Never mind losing half the top deck, you know what's worse?" "Sand." "Tiny little grains of sand." "The engine's clogged up." "Anyone know mechanics?" "Me!" "I did a two-week NVQ at the garage." "Never finished it, but..." "Off you go then, try stripping the air filter, fast as you can." "Back in two ticks." "Wait a minute!" "You're the man with all the answers." "I'm not letting you out of my sight." "CHIRRUPING" "Easier if you left that backpack behind." "Where I go, it goes." "A backpack with a spade and an axe." "Christina, who's going so far away, and yet scared by the sound of a siren." "Who are you?" "You can talk." "Let's just say we're two equal mysteries." "We make quite a couple." "We don't make any sort of couple, thank you very much." "Come on then." "Tell me." "If Carmen's right, if that wormhole's not an accident, then what is it?" "Has someone done this on purpose?" "I don't know." "But every single instinct of mine is telling me to get off this planet, right now." "And do you think we can?" "I live in hope." "That must be nice." "It's Christina de Souza." "To be precise, Lady Christina de Souza." "Ooh, that's handy." "Cos I'm a Lord." "Seriously?" "The Lord of where?" "It's quite a big estate." "No, but there's something more about you." "That device you were carrying." "And the wormhole." "Like you knew." "And the way you stride around this place, like..." "Like?" "Like you're not quite..." "Anyway!" "Come on!" "Allons-y!" "Oui, mais pas si nous allons vers un cauchemar." "Oh, we were made for each other!" "Ah." "Don't like the look of that." "Storm clouds." "Must be hundreds of miles away." "Getting closer." "If that's a sand storm, we'll get ripped to shreds." "It's a storm." "Who says it's sand?" "Closer... and closer and closer..." "Where is it?" "There, there on the seat." "You're hardly going to get a signal, we're on another planet!" "Oh, just watch me." "Right, now, bit of hush, thank you." "Gotta remember the number, very important number." "'Hello, Pizza Geronimo?" "'" "And again!" "Ah!" "seven-six, not six-seven..." "'This is the Unified Intelligence Taskforce." "'Please select one of the following four options.'" "Oh, I hate these things!" "No, if you keep your finger pressed on zero, you get through to a real person." "I saw it on Watchdog!" "Thank you, Angela!" "'UNIT helpline, which department would you like?" "'" "Listen, it's the Doctor!" "It's me!" "Captain!" "Urgent call, ma'am, relayed direct from HQ." "Who is it?" "Him." "It's the Doctor." "Doctor." "This is Captain Erisa Magambo." "Might I say, sir, it's an honour." "Did you just salute?" "No." "Erisa, it's about the bus." "HQ said you're at the tunnel, yeah?" "And where are you?" "I'm on the bus." "But apart from that, not a clue, except it's very pretty and pretty dangerous." "A body came through here." "Have you sustained any more fatalities?" "No, but I'm stuck." "I haven't got the Tardis, and I need to analyse that wormhole." "We have a scientific advisor on site, Dr Malcolm Taylor." "Just the man you need, he's a genius." "'Oh, is he?" "We'll see about that.'" "It's the Doctor." "No, I'm all right now, thanks." "It was just a bit of a sore throat, although I've got to be honest, a cup of tea might be nice." "It's THE Doctor." "Do you mean... the Doctor-Doctor?" "!" "I know." "We all want to meet him one day." "But we all know what that day will bring." "I can hear everything you're saying." "Hello, Doctor?" "Oh, my goodness." "Yes, I am." "Hello, Malcolm!" "The Doctor!" "Cor blimey." "I can't believe I'm actually speaking to you!" "I mean, I've read all the files!" "Really?" "What was your favourite, the giant robot?" "No, no hold on, let's sort out that wormhole. 'Scuse me." "On speakerphone, please." "I don't want anyone keeping secrets." "Malcolm, something's not making sense here." "I've got a storm and a wormhole, I can't help thinking there's a connection." "I need a complete full-range analysis of that wormhole, the whole thing." "I've probably got the wrong idea, but I've wired up an integrator." "I thought it could measure the energy signature." "No, that'll never work." "Listen..." "It's quite extraordinary, though!" "I'm measuring an oscillation of 15 Malcolms per second." "Fifteen what?" "Fifteen Malcolms." "It's my own little term." "A wavelength parcel of ten kilohertz operating in four dimensions equals one Malcolm." "You named a unit of measurement after yourself?" "It didn't do Mr Watt any harm." "Furthermore, 100 Malcolms equals a Bernard." "And who's that, your dad?" "Don't be ridiculous, that's Quatermass." "Right." "Fine." "But before I die of old age, which in my case would be quite an achievement, so congratulations on that, is there anyone else I can talk to?" "No, no, no, no, but listen!" "I set the scanner to register what it can't detect and inverted the image." "You did what?" "Is that wrong?" "No, Malcolm, that's brilliant!" "So you can actually measure the wormhole?" "!" "OK, I admit, that is genius!" "The Doctor called me a genius." "I know, I heard." "Now, run a capacity scan." "I need a full report." "Call me back when you've done it." "And Malcolm?" "You're my new best friend." "And you're mine too, sir." "Barclay, I'm holding on to this." "Then you'd better bring it back!" "You're mine..." "He's gone." "He's gone." "CHIRRUPING" "Send this back to Earth, see if Malcolm can analyse the storm." "There's something in those clouds, something shining." "Look..." "Like metal..." "Why would there be metal in a storm?" "So fast and strong, they ride the storm." "They are the storm." "But what are they?" "They devour." "Did you hear something?" "Hold on." "Busy." "There was a noise, like a sort of..." "CHIRRUPING" "Doctor..." "There's something new." "That's wait." "I shout wait, people usually wait." "You speak the language?" "Every language." "THEY CHIRRUP" "That's begging for mercy." "That means 'move.' Ooh!" "You're learning." "These fly things, they must be responsible." "They brought us here." "No, no, no, no, no!" "Look at the ship, it's a wreck." "They crashed, just like us." "But this place is freezing!" "The hull's made of Photafine steel... ..turns cold when it's hot." "Boiling desert outside, freezing ship inside." "Since I met you, Christina, we've been through all the extremes!" "That's how I like things." "Extreme." "Oh, this is beautiful!" "Intact, it must have been magnificent." "A proper streamlined deep-spacer!" "I'll remember that as I'm being slowly tortured." "At least I'm bleeding on the floor of a really well-designed spaceship!" "Oh, right, good, yes, hello!" "That's a telepathic translator." "He can understand us." "Still sounds like gibberish to me." "That's what I said, he can understand us." "Doesn't work the other way round." ""You will suffer for your crimes..." ""etcetera." "You have" ""committed an act of violence against the Tritovore race."" "Tritovores, they're called Tritovores." ""You came here in the 200 to destroy us..."" "Sorry, what's the 200?" "It's the bus." "Number 200, they mean the bus." "Oh!" "No, look, I think you're making the same mistake Christina did." "I'm the Doctor, by the way, and this is Christina, the Honourable Lady Christina." "At least I hope she's honourable!" "We got pulled through that wormhole." "The 200 doesn't look like that normally." "It's broken, just the same as you." "What are they doing?" "They believe me." "What, as simple as that?" "I've got a very honest face." "And the translator says I'm telling the truth." "Plus, the face." "Right!" "So, first things first, there's a very strange storm heading our way, can you send out a probe?" "HE CHIRRUPS" "Ah, they've lost power." "Hmm, the crash knocked the mainline crystallography out of synch." "But if I can jiggle it back..." "I thank you!" "Yes, I am!" "Frequently." "Okey-doke, let's launch that probe." "The Scorpion Nebula." "We're on the other side of the universe." "Just what you wanted, so far away." "The planet of San Helios." "And that's us?" "We're on another world." "We have been for quite a while." "I know, but seeing it like that..." "It's good, isn't it?" "Wonderful." "THEY CHIRRUP" "The Tritovores were going to trade with San Helios." "Population of one hundred billion." "Plenty of waste matter for them to absorb." "By waste matter, you mean?" "They feed off what others leave behind." "From their... behind." "If you see what I mean." "It's perfectly natural." "They are flies." "Charming." "Just remind me never to kiss them." "THEY CHIRRUP" "San Helios City." "That's amazing." "But you've seen this sort of thing before, haven't you?" "Thousands of times." "That Lordship of yours..." "The Lord of where, exactly?" "Of Time." "I come from a race of people called Time Lords." "You're an alien?" "Yeah." "But you don't have to kiss me either." "You look human." "You look Time Lord." "Anyway!" "So if that's San Helios, all we need to do is find that city." "They can help us!" "I don't think it's that simple." "We're in the city right now." "But it's sand!" "That first image, the temples and things, what's that, then?" "Ancient history?" "HE CHIRRUPS" "The image was taken last year." "It became a desert in one year?" "I said there was something in the sand." "The city, the oceans, the mountains, the wildlife." "And 100 billion people." "Turned to sand." "All those voices in Carmen's head." "She's hearing them die." "But I've got sand in my hair." "That's dead people!" "Oh, that's disgusting!" "Oh!" "Something destroyed the whole of San Helois." "Yes, but in my hair!" "MOBILE RINGS" "'Malcolm!" "Tell me the bad news!" "'" "Oh, you are clever!" "It is bad news!" "It's the wormhole, Doctor, it's getting bigger!" "We've gone way past 100 Bernards, I haven't invented a name for that." "'How can it get bigger by itself?" "'" "Well, that's why I'm phoning!" "You'll work it out, if I know you, sir." "Doctor, we estimate the circumference of your invisible wormhole is now four miles, heading upwards." "I've grounded all flights above London." "We can't risk anyone else falling through." "Good work, both of you." "But I have to know." "Does that wormhole constitute a danger to this planet?" "Oh, sorry, call waiting, gotta go." "Call waiting?" "!" "He's a devil, that one!" "Yep?" "Doctor, it's Nathan." "We got those duckboard things down, but..." "It's my fault." "No, it's not, don't say that." "What's happened?" "We kept on turning the engine, but..." "We're out of petrol." "Used it all up." "Even if we can get those wheels out..." "This bus is never going to move." "What is it, what's wrong?" "Doctor, tell me." "'You promised you'd get us home.'" "Doctor?" "Are you still there?" "Doctor, tell me, what did he say?" "CHIRRUPING" "It's the probe." "It's reached the storm." "And what's he saying?" "It's not a storm." "It's a swarm." "Millions of them..." "Billions." "Ah!" "We've lost the probe." "I think it got eaten." "Everything on this planet gets eaten." "How far away is that swarm?" "Hundred miles." "But at that speed, it'll be here in twenty minutes." "THE ALIEN CHIRRUPS No, they're not just coming for us." "They want the wormhole." "They're heading for Earth!" "Show the analysis." "Incredible!" "They swarm out of a wormhole, strip the planet bare, then move on to the next world." "Start the life cycle all over again." "So... they make the wormholes?" "They must do." "But how?" "They don't exactly look like technicians." "And if the wormhole belongs to them, why are they 100 miles away?" "Because they need to be?" "No." "That's bonkers." "Hang on!" "Yes!" "Oh!" "Do you see?" "Billions of them, flying in formation, all around the planet." "Round and round and round, faster and faster and faster, till they generate a rupture in space!" "The speed of them, and the numbers, and the size... all of that rips the wormhole into existence." "And the wormhole's getting bigger?" "Because they're getting closer!" "But how do they get through?" "Cos that wormhole's a killer, we've seen it!" "No, no, see the exo-skeleton?" "Metal." "They've got bones of metal!" "They eat metal, and extrude it into the exo-skeleton!" "So their velocity makes the wormhole, then their body makes it safe!" "Perfect design!" "Those things are going to turn the entire Earth into a desert." "So why exactly are you smiling?" "Worse it gets, the more I love it!" "Me too." "RUMBLE" "Sounds like a storm." "If it rains, we've got water." "No water." "All of it, dust." "But the girl..." "Don't now, sweetheart." "What girl?" "The girl..." "She will fly..." "The thing is, Doctor, you're missing the obvious." "We came here through the wormhole, yes?" "But our Tritovore friends didn't." "They came here to trade with San Helios." "Therefore, the question is, why did they crash?" "Ah, good question!" "What a team!" "Like she said, why did you crash?" "Oh, yes." "Gravity Well, look." "Goes all the way down to the engine." "So what happened?" "THE ALIEN CHIRRUPS" "He says the drive system stalled." "Ten miles up, they fell out of the sky." "But what caused that?" "Which means, no idea." "Yeah." "But wait a minute, that's a crystal nucleus down there, yes?" "And it looks like it survived the crash." "If the crystal's intact..." "Oh, yes, that's better than diesel!" "What, you can use the crystal to move the bus?" "I think so." "The spaceship's a write-off, but the 200's small enough." "How does a Crystal drive a bus?" "In a super-clever outer-spacey way, just trust me!" "There's the crystal!" "It's fallen to the bottom of the well." "Have you got access shafts?" "THE ALIEN CHIRRUPS All frozen?" "Maybe I can open them!" "Internal comms, put that on." "You stay here, keep an eye on the shaft." "Tell me if anything happens." "If I can use that sunlight to start the automatic maintenance." "Christina?" "If you see a panel opening in that shaft, let me know." "Nothing yet." "Anything now?" "'Fraid not." "Any sign of movement?" "Nope." "How's that?" "Nothing." "Any result?" "Not a dickie bird." "So let me get this right." "You need that crystal?" "Then consider it done." "Why, what d'you mean?" "Christina?" "Christina!" "The aristocracy survives for a reason." "We're ready for anything." "No!" "Come on!" "Come on, come on, come on!" "That's better." "I decide when I stop, thank you." "You're about to hit the security grid." "Look!" "Excellent." "So what do I do?" "Try the big red button." "Well done!" "Now come back up!" "I can do that." "Oh, don't you wish?" "Slowly!" "Yes, sir." "Quite the mystery, aren't you?" "Lady Christina de Souza." "Carrying a winch in her bag." "No stranger than you, spaceman." "I had this friend, once." "She called me spaceman." "And was she right?" "Do you zoom about the place in a rocket?" "Well, a little blue box." "Travels in more than space." "It can journey through time, Christina." "Oh, the places I've been." "World War One." "Creation of the universe, end of the universe, the war between China and Japan." "And... the Court of King Athelstan, in 924 AD." "But I don't remember you being there." "So what are you doing with this?" "Excuse me." "A gentleman never goes through a lady's possessions." "CHIRRUPING It's the Cup of Athelstan." "Given to the first King of Britain, as a coronation gift from Hywel, King of the Welsh." "But it's been held in the International Gallery for 200 years, which makes you, Lady Christina, a thief." "I like to think I liberated it." "Don't tell me you need the money." "Daddy lost everything." "Invested his fortune in the Icelandic banks." "No, no, no, if you're short of cash, you rob a bank." "Stealing this, that's a lifestyle." "I take it you disapprove?" "Absolutely." "Except..." "That little blue box." "I stole it." "From my own people." "Good boy." "You were right." "We're quite a team." "SHRIEKING" "What the blazes was that?" "We never did find out why the ship crashed." "Christina, I think you should come back up." "Too late." "I can see it." "Careful." "Slowly." "Have you got an open-vent system?" "CHIRRUPING I thought so." "What does that mean?" "It's like when birds fly into the engines of an aircraft." "GROWLING AND PANTING" "One of the creatures." "Got trapped in the vents." "Caused the crash." "Christina, get out." "It's not moving, I think it's injured." "No, it's dormant, because it's so cold down there." "But your body heat is raising the temperature." "I tend to have that effect." "Almost there." "Not just the crystal." "I need the whole bed, the plate thing." "SHE GRUNTS" "I've got it!" "Come on, come on!" "Come on, come on, come on, come on!" "It's gonna eat its way up!" "THE CREATURE SHRIEKS" "Oh, she's good!" "That's it, that's it." "I've got you, I've got you!" "CHIRRUPING Isn't she just?" "Commander!" "Mission complete!" "Now we've got to get back to the 200, all of us." "CHIRRUPING Oh, don't be so daft!" "A captain can leave his ship, if there's a bus standing by." "LOUD GROANING What the hell was that?" "Is this place safe?" "It's the creature." "It's not dead." "CHIRRUPING Maybe you didn't hit just one of them." "If you hit a swarm..." "Do you mean there's more on board?" "This ship's built inside a metal sleeve." "They can move through the infrastructure, all around us." "LOUD THUD" "And they wake up hungry." "You've got to come with us now!" "You can come back to Earth, we'll find you a home!" "And that's the word of a lady!" "Come on!" "CRASHING" "HE SHRIEKS No, don't!" "There's nothing we can do." "Run!" "What sort of storm is that?" "Run!" "Run, run, run, run, run!" "MOBILE RINGS" "Doctor..." "Not now, Malcolm!" "Fair do's." "He's a busy man." "At last!" "Where've you been?" "!" "Get inside, get them sitting down." "Now then, let's have a look." "So what does that crystal do?" "Oh, nothing, don't need the crystal." "I risked my life for that!" "No no, you risked your life for these." "The clamps!" "One there." "One there." "One there." "And one there!" "But what are the clamps for?" "Do they turn the wheels?" "Something like that." "I just need to fix this." "Have you got a hammer in that bag?" "Funnily enough." "Phone, phone..." "Press redial." "Malcolm, it's me!" "I'm ready!" "Ready for what?" "I don't know!" "You tell me!" "I'll try to get back." "There might be something following us." "You need to close the wormhole." "Would that be a compressed burst of feedback on a counter-oscillation, perchance?" "Oh, Malcolm!" "You're brilliant!" "Coming from you, sir, that means the world." "Doctor, what sort of something?" "That wormhole is now measuring ten miles and growing." "I need to know the exact nature of the threat." "Sorry, gotta go." "All troops, mobilise and stand ready." "Possible Code Red." "Unknown!" "Understood." "Code Red!" "Repeat, Code Red unknown!" "Ah, it's not compatible!" "Bus, spaceship, spaceship, bus." "I need to weld the two systems together." "And how do you do that?" "I need something non-corrosive, something malleable, something ductile, something..." "Gold." "Oh, no you don't." "Christina, what is it worth now?" "Hey, hey, use this!" "I said gold." "It is gold." "Oh, they saw you coming." "Christina!" "It's over 1,000 years old, worth £18 million." "Promise me you'll be careful." "I promise." "I hate you." "Done it!" "Transmit that, and the wormhole should close." "Then do it." "Well, after the Doctor's come through, obviously." "I'm sorry." "Believe me." "That wormhole constitutes a major threat, and I have a duty to every man, woman and child on this planet." "It's got to be closed immediately." "That's an order." "No, no, no." "No, we can't just abandon him!" "He's the Doctor!" "How many times has he saved our lives?" "I won't let you, ma'am." "I simply won't!" "Right now, soldier." "This is your driver speaking!" "Hold on tight!" "What for?" "What's he doing?" "Do as he says!" "What are you doing?" "ENGINE STARTS" "Come on, that's it..." "You can do it, you beauty!" "One last trip!" "THE SCREAM" "Ah, you are so kidding me!" "We're flying!" "It's flying!" "He's flying the bus!" "It's a miracle!" "Anti-gravity clamps." "Didn't I say?" "Round we go." "Doctor!" "They're coming!" "I will never surrender." "Never." "Do you think this thing will survive the journey back?" "Only one way to find out!" "Next stop..." "Planet Earth!" "THEY SCREAM" "THEY SCREAM" "It's London!" "We're back home!" "He did it!" "He did it!" "Captain!" "Captain!" "They're back!" "It's the bus, ma'am, it's come back and it's flying!" "Code Red!" "Fire at will!" "GUNFIRE" "THEY SHRIEK" "BULLETS RICOCHET" "MOBILE RINGS" "Malcolm!" "Close that wormhole!" "Yes, sir!" "My pleasure, sir!" "He's hung up on me!" "Oh, no, no!" "No!" "MOBILE RINGS" "Malcolm?" "Not now, I'm busy." "He's hung up again!" "MOBILE RINGS" "Malcolm!" "Listen to me!" "It's not working!" "I need that signal." "We've got billions of those things about to fly through!" "Well, what do I do?" "Loop it back through the integrator, and keep the signal ramping up." "But by how much?" "500 Bernards!" "Do it now!" "Yes!" "GUNFIRE" "FIRE!" "YES!" "MACHINE GUNFIRE" "Target at nine o'clock!" "I don't believe it, guns that work!" "Doctor, it's coming for us!" "THEY SCREAM" "Oh, no, you don't!" "CRASHING AND SCREAMING" "Twelve o'clock!" "Take it out!" "Cease fire!" "Cease fire!" "Arms down." "Did I say I hated you?" "I was lying." "Do not stand forward of this point." "Ladies and gentlemen, you have reached your final destination." "Welcome home, the mighty 200." "BELL RINGS" "HE GROANS" "APPLAUSE AND CHEERING" "Welcome back." "If you could step away from the bus to be safe." "As fast as you can." "It's standard procedure." "We need to screen you, and then you'll all be taken to debriefing." "I don't count." "No, but Doctor..." "With me, thank you." "Doctor!" "You must be Malcolm!" "Oh!" "Oh, I love you." "I love you, I love you." "To your station, Doctor Taylor." "Yes, ma'am." "I love you!" "Doctor, I salute you, whether you like it or not." "Now, I take it we're safe from those things?" "They'll start again." "Generate a new doorway." "It's not their fault, it's their natural life cycle." "But I'll see if I can nudge the wormholes on to uninhabited planets." "Closer to home, Captain, those two lads..." "Very good in a crisis." "Nathan needs a job, Barclay's good with engines." "You could do a lot worse." "Privates Nathan and Barclay, UNIT's finest." "I'll see what I can do." "And I've got something for you." "Better than a bus, any day!" "Hello!" "Found in the gardens of Buckingham Palace." "Oh, she doesn't mind." "Now, I've got three dead alien stingrays to clear up." "I don't suppose you fancy helping with the paperwork?" "Not a chance!" "Till we meet again, Doctor." "I hope so." "I said I'm back, Suzanne, I'm home!" "They didn't even know I was gone!" "HIGH FREQUENCY BEEPING That's quite enough of that!" "She is not getting away this time." "Little blue box!" "Just like you said!" "Right then, off we go!" "Come on, Doctor, show me the stars!" "No." "What?" "I said no." "But I saved your life." "And you saved mine." "So?" "We're surrounded by police." "I'll go to prison." "Yeah." "But you were right, it's not about the money." "I only steal things for the adventure, and today, with you..." "I want more days like this." "I want every day to be like this." "We're made for each other, you said so yourself." "The perfect team." "Why not?" "People have travelled with me and I've lost them." "Lost them all." "Never again." "Lady Christina de Souza." "Oh, I have waited a long time to say this." "I am arresting you on suspicion of theft." "You do not have to say anything, etcetera, etcetera." "Dennison, take her away." "Doctor?" "You take care, now." "You too!" "Chops and gravy, lovely!" "No, but you be careful." "Because your song is ending, sir." "What do you mean?" "It is returning." "It is returning through the dark." "And then, Doctor..." "Oh, but then..." "He will knock four times." "POLICE RADIO CHATTER" "No!" "Stop that woman!" "Stop that woman!" "Stop her!" "Don't just stand there, stop her!" "Open the door!" "I'll add resisting arrest!" "I'd step back, if I were you." "I'm charging you too!" "Aiding and abetting!" "Yes, I'll just step inside this police box and arrest myself." "Out, now!" "No!" "Come back!" "THEY LAUGH" "Go on." "We could've been so good together." "Christina." "We were." "THEY CHEER" "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd" "Email [email protected]" "State your name, rank and intention." "SHE SCREAMS" "They're on the roof."

"Next thing we know, my friend Tamsin realises she's late for the school run, screeches off, clips him with the front wheel of her new car." "On the plus side, it is a Prius, so this accident's had a small carbon footprint." "OK." "And, and, and how was he at this point?" "Oh, really shocked!" "Really shaky." "So I gave him three drops of Rescue Remedy and a Pulsatilla." " Pulsatilla?" " Well, anyway, then he started having these fits." "It was terrible." "I thought his head was going to fall off." "Well, I immediately thought, Thuja occidentalis." " Thuja?" " You don't think Thuja?" "I don't think Thuja's going to stop a cat's head falling off, no." "No!" "No!" "Silly Dorcas!" "No, you'd need a snake venom for that." "Well, anyway, things got much, much worse and he started foaming at the mouth and making a rattling noise, a bit like this." "A-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!" "A-H-H-H-H-H-H-H!" "Yeah." "That last one's definitely a signal." "Um...it's very clear from looking at, um..." "Mosley." "Mosley." "That, um...he's very poorly, isn't he?" "Not a lot of quality of life there, is there?" "Oh, God, no!" "No." "Poor thing." "So, um..." "I think it's time you, you said goodbye." "Oh!" "Well, is there anything we can do?" "There really isn't." "Not, not when the head has gone." "It's hard to put it in lay speak, but, um..." " Australian bush tincture?" " No." " I hear Arnica's very good." " It is, yes, for a small bruise." "But as I say, he's, um..." " Oh." "Poor thing." " I know." "Listen, there's two injections." "One is a very small injection, it's the muscle relaxant, and then the next is a slightly larger needle that's going to put him to sleep." "OK?" "OK." "He's not going to feel it, I promise." "(There you go.)" " I've changed my mind!" " Sorry?" "I've changed my mind." "I'd like to take him home." " I've given the muscle relaxant." " I'll take him home relaxed." "When we vets say relaxed, what we really mean is permanently...relaxed." "Well, he only likes to sit on the sofa." " The thing is..." " No, no." "I could take him to work with me." " He'd like that!" " You're not listening to me." " I could pop him under the desk..." " Your cat is essentially a windsock!" "I'll sort it for you, I promise." "It's the least you can do, given the mess you've made." "You've killed Mosley!" "Um..." " Oh, God!" " You've killed...!" "Slight communication issue with Mrs Waterson, Daniel." "Um..." "I thought she'd never shut up." "I need her cat cremated by 5.00 tomorrow, if that's OK?" " All right, but..." " No buts." "No buts, Daniel." "And I'm the head vet, remember?" "That means I get the glory animals." "Cats, dogs, a unicorn that needs worming." "I'll take that." "And that means you get..." "Anything that smells, anything that's old or looks violent." " Yeah." "And?" " I do the nuking." "(It's cremating, Daniel." "(We cremate our clients' beloved pets." "(OK." "What did I tell you?" ")" "Er...when you're having sex with a lady, it's polite to work from front to back." "(About cremating, Daniel.)" "Oh." "Um...don't cut corners by using gravy granules." " Yep." " Don't play Light My Fire in reception, don't bellow the phrase, "Time to crisp up kitty", in front of the owner." "(That last bit's very important." "Yeah.)" " So...tomorrow." " Yep." " June 14th." " Yes, it is." "Battle of Naseby." "We're recreating it in the park and I get to be Sir Thomas Fairfax." "Yeah." "It's brilliant." "I've managed to get a real sword, too." "Don't ask." "Which is great cos I'm up against that little turd Simon who works in the Co-op." "Remember him?" "I told you about him, he got me in a neck lock when we did the Battle of Stamford Bridge." "He was going like that!" "So this is payback, I'm telling you." " I wrote it down in the diary, anyway." "Look." " Great." " Oh, what else is in the diary tomorrow?" " Yeah." " Yeah, your birthday." " Yeah!" "# Happy birthday to you... #" "Oh, that's not necessary." "# Happy birthday to you" "# Happy birthday, cat killer... #" "I honestly did not kill that cat." "# Happy birthday, she killed a cat. #" "Hi." "It's me." "Are you all right?" "Am I interrupting anything?" "Oh, great!" "No, that's great." "OK." "Sorry, it's just a really bad line." "Yeah." "Better now." "I'm so sorry I haven't called." "I've been away working." "Just on an executive conference, you know." "Really, really dull." "Yeah." "Remember that night you made me go cross-eyed?" "Quite, quite keen to repeat that." "Well, why don't you come by?" "There's a key under the mat because I lock myself out." " Hello?" " DOG BARKS" "Fredo, off!" "Fredo, off!" " Hi." " Hi!" " He's going nuts." "What you got in there?" " Pork chops." "Um....very nervous flyer, so I like to keep them in my hand luggage like a..." "lucky charm." "Do you want a drink?" "Just water." "Thirsty after the gig." "Right." "Who was playing?" "Um..." "I dunno." "Someone Scandinavian." "They totally broke it up, though." "So cool." "It was kind of a mixture between Norwegian post-rock and kind of Swedish ambient." "But mellow, folky, just chilled." "Oh, they were totally deck." "Um...yeah, that sounds, er...really deck." "Um...would you like a yoghurt?" "Um...go on." "Have a yoghurt." "I'm definitely in the mood for, um...yoghurt." "No, thank you." "I tell you what I'm going to do, just leave a couple of multipacks here, just, um... in case you feel the calcium burn." "Stop it!" "DOG SNARLS" "DOG BARKS" "We had a plan, right?" "I'm very keen to stick to that plan." "PHONE: 'Please leave your message after the tone." "'Happy birthday, Sara!" "Are you there?" "'We've had our own share of excitement today.'" "It's work." "Sorry." "I won't be long." "'We got an email this morning from a lovely Nigerian 'saying we've won the Lottery in Lagos 'and all we had to do was send an admin fee of £250." "'You know I'm a stickler for paperwork." "'I just posted that cheque." "'So we've sorted it first thing this morning.'" "Hi, Mum." "'Oh, you are there." "Hello, darling." "Happy birthday." "Happy birthday, love." " Did you hear that?" " Yeah." "So, 40." "Oh, gosh, I remember when you were a baby." " 'Such a long time ago.'" " Isn't it!" "You had a sticking-out ear and I was worried it was going to stay that way." "It did stay that way, but I've got hair now, so it's partially hidden." "'I don't like to think of you on your own.'" " I worry, don't I, Donald?" " She worries, yes." "I don't like to think of you alone." "Um...actually, I have, um... met someone." "I won't pry, but what's their name?" "Um..." "Chell." "Um...he's a French person and he's a salesman for a medical company." "Oh, yes." "And what sort of things does he sell?" "Legs." "Um...mainly legs." "Artificial legs." "Oh, well, that's useful, isn't it?" " Very, yeah." " Everyone needs legs." "Yep, don't they!" "Listen, your dad and I were thinking of coming down because it's been a long time since we visited." "And there's a restaurant I want to take you to." "They tell you the name of the specific cow you're eating and they show you a video of highlights from its life while you're tucking in." "So maybe all four of us could go there." "Four?" "Oh, yeah." "That would be great." "Well, what about the weekend of the 23rd?" "Oh, no, we can't do that because he's... away at a withered-limb conference." "Ah." "Well, um...a week later?" "No." "I'm just looking now." "No good." "He's playing petanque." "A week after that?" "That's six weeks from now." "You can't be booked up that far in advance." "That's fine." "I'll put it in." "All right, the 6th." "Don't forget." "No, I won't forget." " Have a lovely birthday." " Mm-hm." "Ooo!" "Pamela told me about the latest scam in the city." "These Yardies flash their headlights at you and if you flash back, they come and kill you." " I'll bear that in mind." " Please do." " All right, darling." "Bye." " Bye, Mum." "A-hem!" "Sorry, I didn't mean to listen, but it was kind of blaring." "Why did you tell her you had a boyfriend?" "And 40?" "You said 32." " I never thought you'd believe me." " I should have known." "You tap your feet to music, you invite someone round for sex and then offer them yoghurt." "Osteoporosis is really on the rise, so it's..." "This is a deeply uncool situation." "I mean, I'm embarrassed." "I'll see you." "BUZZER" "'Hello!" "Happy birthday." "'More importantly, I have a new carpet, so shoes off when you come in." "'Oh, and leave the dog outside." "Thank you.'" " Are you taking your shoes off?" " Yes!" "Mind the paintwork, it's freshly done." "Ooh, it's nice, isn't it?" "What is it?" " Elephant's Breath?" " It's Clown's Ejaculant." " Oh, very posh." " Now, careful over the marble floor, it's just been polished." "Lucky enough, I walk very much like this, so natural buffing action." "Actually, you might scratch it." "Oh, you have all the fastidiousness of a gay man with none of the redeeming qualities." " Happy birthday!" " Thank you." "So, come on, what's up?" "Please, try and make it something new." "I don't have the energy to feign interest in the same old crap." "What do you mean?" "Oh, the aging process, your commitment phobia," " whether to botox your frown line..." " Let me stop you right there." "It's same old crap." " Oh." " I feel shame, Jamie." "All the time." " It's like ivy, creeping around me and I..." " Oh!" " I just worry that if I peel it off..." " Ooh!" " ..there'll be nothing left underneath." " Yrgh!" " What?" " Just wondering at what point it wouldn't be too rude to interject, ask you to get your feet off the table." "Maybe I'll just lug my existential angst over to someone who's had sex with something other than a watermelon this side of the millennium." "She's not a watermelon, she's a honeydew, her name is Patricia and we're very much in love." "It was here." "I'm sure I parked it here." "Zut alors!" "Nous avons perdu la voiture!" " What?" " Quoi?" " Do you speak French?" " No." " En francais?" " Non." " Very good." "You see, you're picking it up already." "The reason for the question is...?" "Qu'est ce que c'est le probleme?" "You know, you're now getting to be almost fluent." "Next thing I need to know is, do you have a working knowledge of the human skeleton, with a particular fondness for "jambes"?" "OK, you have five seconds to tell me what's going on before I scream into your sticking-out ear." " Oh, my sticking out ear?" " Yeah." " Right, OK, erm..." "Well, my mum phoned and she's coming down to visit..." "That's fantastic." "It'll be nice to finally meet her." "..and I told her I had a boyfriend... and he was French...and sold legs." "I don't know what came over me either but I was very stressed." "I was in a panic situation and I reacted the best way that I could." "It's only for one night." "You'd just be getting the old girl off my case." "Come on." "Please?" " S'il vous plait?" " You know, I am going to pretend I didn't hear that." "Oh, God, I forgot he was coming." "Is it wrong to want to shave a dog?" "Yes, it's extremely wrong." "It's just, I've just had the car valeted, so..." "What's in the bag?" "Work stuff." "I need to drop it off en route, if that's OK?" "Yeah, sure." "What about electrolysis?" "Do they do that for dogs?" "Stop trying to make my animal bald." " Here is your present." " Already I know it's not the lamp that I asked for." " Oh, God, it's started." " What's started?" "The enforced fun." "Oh, no, the enforced fun doesn't start until later!" "This is the statutory embarrassing build-up BEFORE the enforced fun." "Talking of which, come over to mine for dinner." "Seven o'clock sharp." "Right, and that's dinner, yes?" "It's not, erm, it's not a surprise?" "You know I hate surprises." "Cos you know I have a drugs cabinet." "Just open up and give you myxomatosis... (of the nuts.)" "It's a risk I am willing to take." " How could you?" " How do you think I feel?" "Do you think I wanted to spend a landmark birthday careering around an industrial estate" " with a liquefying tabby on my lap?" " Get out!" "Get out!" "Hi, wonder if you could help me." "I run the Parker Lane Surgery and I really need to get this cat..." " Welcome." " Thank you." "Welcome to the Green Valley Place of Rest for dogs, cats and other companion animals." "May I say how very sorry I am." "Oh, God, don't worry, it's not my cat!" "Then I am sorry for the owner's loss... and at the same time saddened they were too disengaged to make this final trip themselves." "Please, take a seat and I'll give you our brochures to look at." "We have the full range of commemorative plaques and statuary, including a limited edition Gilbert and George headstone, made entirely from injection-moulded pet dung." "Actually, I'm in a bit of a rush..." "Yes, I can see." "A birthday." "How awful to spoil it(!" ")" "Why not stuff the corpse into a bag and dump it en route to the nearest nightclub?" "It's not like that." "The owner wants the cat's ashes as soon as possible, like, today... or while I wait, is that...?" "We are not a drive-through crematorium, madam." "We don't do takeaways." "Here we take care and consideration." "We hand cremate, we emote...we pray..." "Right, oh, that's good." "Well... ..so when you suggest I casually incinerate this feline, you not only insult the memory of the beloved creature itself but you insult the care and attention that we at Green Valley customarily lavish upon the deceased." "Could we compromise and say if I leave him here you'll have him burnt by five?" "Only two types of people wear bibs - toddlers and you lot." "That's all I'm saying." "Yeah, but the skirts are hot." "There is nothing hot about the nylon pleated mini, Justine." "Under 25 is pervy wrong, over 25 it's just wrong" "I look like a post-breakdown Britney in this outfit." "What are you doing?" "Taking on fluids, fuelling my body" " I'm just getting into the zone." "I am..." "FOCUSED." "Now, excuse me, I need to concentrate on my mantra." "WHISTLE BLASTING" "Does the vending machine still do fags?" "They've got Mrs Tiggywinkle as goal shooter." "That's Toria." "THEY PANT RHYTHMICALLY" "It seems to be some sort of inner city asthmatic haka." "GONG RINGING" "Who's Toria?" "Just an acquaintance." "Oh, really?" " Is that some sort of sexual frisson I'm picking up on?" " No." "Yes, it is, you're going red!" " Shut up, will you?" " You're blushing!" "Look at you, the Don Juan of netball." "What's netball?" " This is netball." " Is it?" "I thought it was basketball." "Didn't you expecting the ball to bounce at least ONCE in five years?" "I dunno, I just assumed you weren't very good at it." "WHISTLE BLASTING" "MUSIC: "Hollaback Girl" By Gwen Stefani" "Oh, YEAH!" "Three-second rule!" "ALL:" "Soon it'll be over, soon it'll be over." "Brilliant!" "Ho!" " Ah!" " Referee?" "!" "Red card!" "You're going to have a lot of trouble trying to get out of this one." " WHISTLE BLASTING" " All right, I'm going." "You're actually doing me a favour, OK?" "Because I don't want to spend my weekends playing catch with a load of...big-titted children!" "TORIA LAUGHS" " Did she mean us?" " WHISTLE BLASTING" "All right, I'm GOING!" "Yes, me, back again." "Just forgot my bag...and my dog." "Thank you." "An..." "Yep, very aware of just how embarrassing that is on every level." "So, er...goodbye." "DOG BARKING AND YELPING" "Excuse me!" "It's all right, stay there, stay there." "Didn't you see the sign? "Dogs on leads"!" "They've been fencing this area with barbed wire all week but, no, why do that when you can let it run riot!" " It's so inconsiderate of you..." " It's not my dog, love." " Oh." "So, sorry." " God, is he all right?" "Well, no, actually, he's not all right, he's... ..fine, considering, actually." "Did you sort him out?" "Thank you so much." "It's OK, really." "I was just off, on my way to work." "Oh, right." "You normally work in the woods?" "Yes, er, I'm an apprentice elf." " I see." " Hm." " OK, so when do you get the hat?" "You are very elf savvy, aren't you?" "Er, way off that yet, actually." " Of course, because that's Fairy Key Stage Three." " Yeah." " Right." "And what about your ears?" " About six months off that." " OK." "I'm assuming, as an elf, you work in something craft-based." "We are actually trying to move away from that stereotype." "So, I'm an executive." " An executive?" "!" " What?" "Well, that doesn't mean anything!" "It needs to have another word with it, like..." ""accounts," or, "sales," or, "advertising" although, I very much doubt it, dressed like that!" " Vet." "An executive VET?" "Yes, we're the most elite type of vet, actually." " Are you a bit embarrassed?" " A bit embarrassed, yeah." "Why?" "I dunno." "I suppose, people think that vets spend all day every day with their fist up an animal's arse and, to be honest, that's only 95% of the job." "Well, that doesn't frighten me." "Hi, I'm Eve." "I'm Sara." " Thank you for looking after my dog." " You're welcome." " Right, well..." "I'm actually in a bit of a rush." " Sure!" "Is he going to be OK or should I get him checked out?" "You should, yes, you should definitely get him checked out." "Maybe book an appointment as soon as possible." "He's going to need antibiotics, anti-inflammatories, painkillers," " MRI, CT scans, ultrasounds..." " Right." "Basically, what I'm saying, you could be seeing quite a lot of this netballing elf...vet." "You mean EXECUTIVE netballing elf vet." "Yeah." "Well, have you got a card?" " I could bring him by your surgery in the morning." " I have, I think... somewhere, here." "Here you go." " OK, thank you." " You're welcome." "You don't really do eye contact, do you?" "Not if I can help it, no." "Well, you should try it." "You'd be amazed what you might learn." "Come on!" "Do you want to come to a party?" "Sorry, are you 12?" "No, I just dress like it!" "Er, it's a surprise." "For who?" "Well, for me, actually." "The surprise is how good I am at acting surprised when everyone jumps out and says, "Surprise!"" "OK." "Should I just surprise you by magically knowing the time and place?" " Yeah, why don't you do that?" " OK..." "I shall consider it a challenge." "See ya." "Justine, stop what you're doing and listen to me." "I can't stop anything because I'm not doing anything." "Well, this party that you're NOT organising." "This is a trap, isn't it?" "They said you'd do this." "I want to make sure there's going to be NONE of the following - jugglers, poets, clowns, strippers, gorilla-grams, chocolate fountains, ANYTHING on stilts." "Oh, and, Justine - no balloons." "BUZZER" "'You are late!" "'" "Listen, you need to let me in, I've locked myself out and I've got news." " Come on, let me in, let me in!" " No." "Jamie?" "Surprise!" "Oh-ho-ho!" "Gosh!" "I really don't know what to say(!" ")" " I'm going to kill you." " Nice to see you made an effort." "Eat, drink, don't spill." "OK, thank you." "What's SHE doing here?" "I dunno." "She came with Justine's mates." "Do you know her?" "Sort of." "On the surface." " Hello, soldier!" " Hey, all right?" " Yeah." "So, did you win?" "You don't tend to change the result when you re-enact battles, so, yes." "What happened to your head?" "Pike to the forehead." "Schoolboy error, that." "Patched it up at work." "Well, what about Simon?" "Oh, yeah, I think I managed to break his nose during a hand-to-hand skirmish." "I got this rock, right, and I was smashing his face in, like that... so we're even now." " I'm going to get a drink." " I thought a soldier never retreated!" " Hi." " Hi." "Er..." "listen, I just wanted to apologise about earlier." "It's none of my business." "It's none of my business what you tell your mum." "Actually, you were right." "Oh, I took your key by mistake earlier, sorry about that." "That's all right, thanks very much." "Surprise!" "Wow!" "You're here." "YOU'RE here." "We're all... here." "Great." "Er..." "Eve, meet Clara." " Chiara." " That, as well." "So, how do you two know each other?" "Well, we've just met, really, but your friend Daniel was telling me" " how you can geld a tortoise one-handed." " Yep." "Wow, that's a party trick!" " I could geld him right now." " All right, Eve?" "She popped by work to pick up some ear cleaner and some pooh bags," "I told her where the party was." "All right, there?" "Oh, I see." "I've turned this sex triangle into an awkward square!" "Fredo, NO!" "Fredo, no, no!" "It's a new carpet!" "It's a NEW..." "It's a new carpet!" "Sara, is that the cat you killed?" " Yep." " I thought you said you'd deal with it." "I tried to, didn't I?" "But it was very difficult." "Who's going to have to speak to the owner tomorrow?" "That's me." "Thank you very much." "Cheers for that." "Why is there a dead cat in your bag?" "I like to use it to swing around a room, just to see how big it is." "Why is there a dead cat in your bag?" "She's an executive, they do that kind of thing all the time." " That word doesn't mean anything." "Executive what?" " Vet." "Vet?" "Why would you tell me you're some globe-trotting advertising guru?" "Oh, so I might answer your late-night bootie calls a little bit faster?" "Because I'm that shallow?" "Do you know what, next time you fancy a brief, and, might I say, deeply unrewarding shag..." "I was very tired!" "..call someone else." "Well, this is turning into quite a surprise party, isn't it?" "I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a party so much(!" ")" "Erm, I'm going to go for a fag." "Do you want to come?" "Just going to wait for the colour in my face to dip from Sir Alex Ferguson to just a normal raspberry." "Shush." "Everyone, shut up." "Sara, we've some things we'd like to say to you." "Justine, missed a bit." "There's a...piece of paw." "I'm not very good at improvising so I've written things down." "Sara, you are smug, intellectually insecure, messy and a nightmare girlfriend." "Great speech!" "But you are also, and it pains me to say it, loveable." "Because we love you we want you to be happy." "So, with that in mind, we have clubbed together to get you a mystery gift." "Ooh, hello, this is my bit, isn't it?" "First, you need to pop this blindfold on you." "Now, arms out and follow me." "Am I warm?" "Surprise!" " Surprise!" "What's the surprise?" " What is she doing here?" "You remember Toria." "Toria's a lifestyle coach." "Personal Enhancement Coordinator." "She is your present from all of us." "You're going to work with her for the next five weeks, she is going to do everything in her power - be it workshops, group counselling..." "Drum therapy." "You said you wouldn't mention that." "Everything so that that when your parents come to visit you can look them in the eye and tell them you are a big, old gay." " Very good, very good." "It's a joke, yes?" " No." "And if the time comes, you still can't do it," "Toria has been instructed to do it on your behalf." ""Hello, Angela, Sara is a big..."" "If you want my advice, you'll go with the first option - far less painful." "You are going to out me to my mother?" "!" "What's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with YOU?" "You'd rather have a friend speak French and pretend to be your boyfriend than tell the truth." "You're so scared of who you are," " you don't even like telling people you're from Streatham." " I'm not from Streatham." " You see?" "Look, outside is this incredible girl." "There's ALWAYS a girl." "Yeah, but this one's different." "And you're always the same." "That's the trouble, do you not you see that?" "I just need time on my own and then I will do it." "I don't need her, OK?" "I'm sorry." "We wanted to get you something we thought would change your life." "This is it." "Be free." "Be happy, for once." "Thank God for you - you're the only other woman here in fancy dress!" " What is it?" "Post-breakdown Britney?" " TORIA LAUGHS" "Now, I know we didn't get off on the best footing, which is a ruddy shame because I'm an awful lot of fun" " and crazy with a capital B!" " TORIA LAUGHS" " So, come on, come on, give us a big, breasty cuddle." " No, no, no..." "That's it, rock and cradle, rock and cradle." "But I only wanted a lamp!" "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd"

"Pearl Harbor outer marker, 30 minutes." "Hey, Case!" "What's happening?" "Where's your whites?" "The Prez is coming." "He won't miss me." "What's this?" "You're in the Navy, you've got to look good." " Cue Ball!" " Where's your whites?" " Poor boy doesn't have a dress uniform." " I've got the dress, I forgot the pumps." "Tell him not to worry." "Everything here is handled." "Oh, my God." "No, no, that's okay." "We'll take care of it." "Well, it's going to be a zoo." "Chief Ryback." "Send him in." "Get in your dress uniform." "You know how I feel about ceremonies." "I thought this time..." "If I had your ribbons, I'd wear them to bed." "Yes, sir." "Get in your whites." "I'll introduce you to the President." " I appreciate that, but..." " That's not a good idea." "For once, Commander Krill and I are in total agreement." "I have 50 gallons of bouillabaisse I need to prepare by tomorrow." " My birthday?" " I could do the cheeseburger routine." "It's not for me, it's the crew." "They really love that stuff." "Just don't show your face till after the ceremony." "You're a sorry-looking sailor." "That I am." "Thank you, sir." "Sir why do you tolerate that clown?" "I know he's a good cook..." "He's more than a good cook." "You have no idea." "Now let him be, XO." "Yes, sir." "Fifty years ago today the infamous Japanese attack destroyed the Pacific fleet here in Pearl Harbor." "In honor of those who died, the USS Missouri now returns." "Built to avenge Pearl Harbor, she did." "Days after we dropped the bomb on Hiroshima Japan surrendered on the Missouri's deck ending World War II." "The Missouri fired the first shots of the Gulf War." "Her powerful 16 inch guns destroyed Iraqi bunkers." "Her Tomahawk missiles rocketed deep into the heart of Baghdad." "The fastest and most powerful dreadnought ever to sail the seas..." "Where's your tattoo?" "Where I got it, you don't want to see." "Now the ship will be decommissioned." "President Bush is paying final tribute to the ship and her great history." "Did you hear the joke about Andre and Beaudreau hunting on the bayou?" ""Where're the guns, Druillet?"" "That's about right." "In the end this unity of purpose..." "These ceremonies not only remember war, they celebrate peace." "The President ordered the removal of all Tomahawk cruise missiles from U.S. surface ships." "Tomorrow the ship embarks for San Francisco for her final voyage." "Her weaponry will be removed, dismantled, and never fired again." "The vessel will then take her place in naval history." "We will gain the inevitable triumph, so help us God." "Look at the money spent on this photo opportunity." "Ready to go, sir." "Very well, let's single up." "Aye, sir." "Single up all lines." " Captain, you have clear water to port." " Very well." "Krill ain't running this ship." "The old man has to okay all helicopter landings." "How's the captain going to authorize a surprise party for himself?" "We already stowed all the gear." "What's on this helicopter?" "This little sweetheart." " She's in the..." " Yeah, she's in the cake." "That is Miss July '89." "Jordan Tate." " We'll be ready for her." " Good." "Go ahead and keep that." "Lieutenant, we don't have time to talk about this now." "No time for the security of nuclear weapons?" "Maybe I'm not being clear." "Any watches not crucial shall be secured during the party including the Marine roving patrol." "We're operating on a skeleton crew." "This is an order." "The log will show I consider this unsafe, and obeyed under protest." "Fine." "Hey, Cue Ball." "Cue Ball in the house." "Show me a move!" "Turn up the tunes!" "Turn up the tunes!" "Come on, show me some moves." "Come on!" "Go, Cue Ball!" "Go, Cue Ball!" "Go, Cue Ball, go!" "That was cute." "Petty Officer Ryback?" " Ensign Taylor." " Sir." "You don't have to "sir" me." "We're casual in the galley." "I'd watch it." "We still have a week together." "So I won't get to see you go through puberty." "What is it?" "I have orders from the XO on the captain's birthday." "We're having dinner flown in from Hawaii." "This galley will be cleared by 1700." "You are to report to the mess deck prior to the helo's arrival." "Negative." "Excuse me?" "Only I cook for the captain." "You don't like that, talk to him." "I don't believe you get it." "See, this is a surprise party." "No one is going to talk to the captain about this." "You know something?" "He don't like surprises." "Neither do I." "Then I guess we'll just see what we'll see." "Won't we?" ""I guess we'll just see what we'll see." "Won't we?"" "Krill's going to skin you alive." "Why is it that I'm starting to shake so bad and there's this deep fear in me thinking about Mr. Krill and the horrible things he'll do to me?" "Commander Krill." "Send him in." "You wanted to see me, Captain?" "Commander Krill how'd you expect to land a helicopter without my authorization?" " It was a mistake to think..." " It was a mistake to try." "Your actions are grossly insubordinate." "I want an explanation." "Now." "Admiral Bates wants to thank you for how smoothly things went." "He has a surprise for your birthday." "He's flying in from Hawaii." "I see." "If the admiral wants a party, I guess we'll have one." "Let's keep it simple." "Off-duty personnel can attend but watches remain." "Yes, sir." "Captain since he wants this to be a surprise if you could stay here till we come for you..." " I'll be engrossed in a novel." " Very good, sir." "How's that bouillabaisse?" "Heads up!" "If I'm not mistaken every one of you has orders to report to the mess deck for the party." "Stand fast." "Everyone else go!" "Now." "See you at the party." "You know this does look delicious." "It smells like a lard omelet." "I put up with your shit because the captain likes your cooking." "But this time he won't be here to save you." "Is that right?" "Little flavor." "You like that?" "That's striking an officer!" "It is not!" "That's striking an officer!" " Okay!" "All right!" " Cuff him and throw him in the brig!" " In the brig!" " You need the old man's signature." "Good point." "Secure him in the meat locker." "Now!" "Right now!" "Let's go." "Now I know why you're a cook." "You hit like a faggot." "Steel." "Private Nash you came on board in Hawaii?" " Yes, sir." "Then you don't know about Ryback?" "He is an extreme psychopath." "He hates officers." "He hates America." "This is the captain's birthday." "I don't want him ruining it." "No one speaks to him or lets him out." "If he tries to escape, shoot him right here." "I'm counting on you." "Yes, sir." "Let's go." "Another cold day in hell." "It speaks well for the Navy that we can entertain a ship at sea." "It's so human." "And I love that." "Don't you?" "I just hope I don't throw up." "You'll be fine." "I love it." "I love it!" "Welcome to the USS Missouri." "Fantastic!" "We're looking forward to a great time." "I love this business!" "My future wife." "She's landed." "The Bunny's landed." "See you." "Private!" "Doesn't it seem strange that Krill put me in here?" "I ain't listening to you." "Welcome aboard." "Guys, make a hole." "Don't let them bother you." "Been at sea too long." "You okay?" "I still feel really queasy." "We'll go to the wardroom, where you can change." "Let the lady through!" "Be careful with the cake." "Make sure the wires are covered." "That's the way it goes." " Are you lost?" " No, no." "Where do you want us?" " Is the band ready?" " Ready." "You're over here." "Starboard side, right now." "You'll knock the captain off his feet." "You're beautiful." "For motion sickness." "Take two." "Thanks." "What happened to your face?" "Cut myself shaving." "The cake's almost ready." "We have a room for you to change." "You'll be safe from my men." "I'm going to go put on my party dress." "Don't worry." "You can play this with your eyes shut." "Private!" "Let me out!" "You follow Krill's orders, you'll go to the brig!" "Use your head!" "Go get my pies out of the oven!" "I must be nuts." "Very sick." "We want to give you a great big welcome to the big, beautiful Missouri lounge out here in the middle of the big beautiful Pacific Ocean." "I'm Bad Billy." "And these are the fabulous Bail Jumpers!" "I have orders not to talk to you." "Understand?" "Orders." "You could be held accountable keeping me in here like this." "You have to think about that." "Private?" "He didn't say you can't talk to the captain." "Go ask him if he wants me in here." "You little E-1 prick." "Lieutenant, this is absolutely beautiful." "Old man says keep her level." "How about an hors d'oeuvre?" "What have we here?" "All right." "There's the Twinkies." "Where's Miss July?" "And there she is." "Miss July 1989." "Wait a minute." "Wait a minute." "That's not Miss July." "My God, look at him." "Commander Krill." "Welcome to the revolution." "This party'll make history." "No wonder he wanted everyone here." "Maybe Krill isn't such an asshole after all." "That's great." "Go get the old man." "He's been waiting on you now." "All right." "Miss July!" "We're going to surprise the captain now." " Have a good party!" " Come on, dear." "Where's the chief?" "In the meat locker until after the party." "It's only like 40 degrees in there." "He'll be fine." "He's got a guard." "Krill's a maniac." "Tell the captain he spit in my soup." "You got a fire in here." "Get my pies out of the oven!" "These pantyhose feel good!" "It's okay." "I'm here to escort the captain to the party." "Aye, Commander." " Commander Krill." " Send him in." "I'm your date tonight, Captain." "Wait." "Wait a minute!" "Who is the highest ranking officer here?" "Who is the highest ranking officer in this room?" "Stand up." "Stand up and be recognized." "Part the waves there." "Get out of the man's way." "Put a light on the man." "Now you, sir, are the highest ranking officer in this room?" "Yes." "Operations officer." "Third in command." "It's a pleasure to meet you, Commander Green." "Get down!" "What's going on?" "The party's just beginning." "Captain!" "Good shot." "Lay down!" "Hands up!" "Heads down!" "What are you looking at?" "On the floor!" "Put your head down." "You want to be good now?" "What is this, a joke?" "No joke!" "I hear gunfire." "What's going on?" "It's done." "Four minutes ahead of schedule." "Mother Goose, the quails are in the nest." "It's just the music." "You got shit for brains." "That's gunfire." "Call the bridge." "I don't know who you're talking to." "No one's listening." "I ain't asking you to listen to me." "Call the captain." "Listen to him." "Seal it!" "Eyes on the man in front of you!" "Goddamn it, that's the last time I'll tell you!" "Let this be a learning experience." "If you resist, we will kill you and the man next to you." "Now move out of here in an orderly fashion." "Now!" "Turn around." "Hands on your head." "Where is it?" "Here it is." "Listen to the shit I've had to put up with." ""Commander Krill has become increasingly hostile to the crew possibly due to anger over reviews of his performance." "I recommend psychological evaluation before his next assignment."" "Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?" "Not at all." "I got to change." "Behind your head." "Up against the wall." "XO on the bridge." "Listen up." "Hands on your head and move to the counter, right now." "Your destination is the fo'c's'le." "Cooperate and you won't be harmed." "Change of watch." "You've done a good job, but you're relieved of duty." "Get your hand off that console." "You're a cheeky bastard." "Move out!" "My God!" "Bunch of wussies." "The disk, Mr. Pitt." "Guard it with your life." "Of course." "Bring up the layout, if you will." " We've overridden their systems." " We control crypto, CIC engine rooms, boiler rooms, bridge and all open decks." "We've welded shut the hatches." "A few loose sailors may be berthing or they're caught in nonessential areas and can go nowhere." " The rest are in the fo'c's'le." " Excellent." "Reactivate the weapons systems, Mr. Pitt." "Mr. Daumer you may deploy the welding crews and chop up broadway." "Commander Krill, you're hereby promoted to captain." "Congratulations." "The ship is yours." "The ship is mine." "Thank you, Billy." "All right!" "Can we get something to eat in here?" "!" "Get some food!" "Krill warned me you were tricky." "I'm not tricky, I'm just freezing." "Something's going on here." "Call the bridge." "No one'll yell at you." "It's just your job." "Check right away." "All right." "All right, I'll check." "That's all." "Do that." "And be careful." "'Tis a rare thing." "This is good." "It'll work." "Got a call from Private Nash on guard duty in the kitchen." "Pitt, pull it up." "That's an unsecured area." "They can access the whole ship." "Ryback." "A cook." "A pain-in-the-ass cook." "Give me that." "Private Nash." "I'm glad you checked in." "I've been with the captain." "Keep Ryback under control and don't open the door." "Tell him you're sending relief." "Tell him you are sending somebody to relieve him." "Stand your station fast." "I'm sending someone to relieve you." "Is everything okay?" "We heard what sounded like gunshots." "Gunshots?" "Oh, that." "Those are party poppers." "Firecrackers." "Part of the party." "Stand firm until you're relieved." " Yes, sir." " Over and out." "Anything else you didn't tell us?" "Any further memory lapses or oversights, perhaps?" "No other memory lapses or oversights, perhaps." "There's two men." "One's locked up." "I'll take care of it." "We'll handle it." "Secure the galley." "Send Cates and Ziggs." "This Marine's armed." "We need more." "I'll go." "Don't worry." "They're professionals." "They can handle twenty Marines and 100 cooks." "You're wrong, Ryback." "You're wrong." " They were party poppers." " You got shit for brains." "I know they brainwashed you, but you have to question authority." "Trust me, boy." "That's gunfire." "Free me and I'll take care of it." "I'll be relieved in a few minutes, so just shut up and sit tight." "Something's going on." "Use your head this time." "Do what you got to do." "Let me out." "Or when I'm out, I'll shoot you myself." "Commander Krill?" "Is that you?" "Get your hands on your head." "Turn around." "Get down on your knees." "Cross your ankles." "Where's the cook?" "In the reefer." "Which one?" "Son of a bitch!" "We've got an F-18." "They sent an F-18 to look for the chopper." "Heading 315 miles, speed 430, approximately 8000." "207, 61 miles now." "430. 5000 now, into descent." "We're going down now." "Looks like one helo on deck." "Going in for a closer look." "31 to Missouri, over." "Goodbye!" "Are you tracking me?" "Negative." "He's locked me up!" "Mayday." "Welcome to the revolution." "Better call the office." "You're in deep kimchi, buddy." "Better have it all in one sock for this one." "Claims he was a company man who worked for you." "What's his name?" "William Strannix." "Jesus Christ!" "Not good." "Not good." "Mr. Breaker you better be candid with us here tonight." "We need answers, and we need them now." "Gentlemen, if any ships or aircraft approach within 100 miles we will kill the crew and retaliate using the ship's arsenal." "Bill, this is Tom." "What's going on?" "I have 32 Tomahawks under my thumb and all you can do is alert the media." "You don't have the launch codes." "Let me guess." ""5-6-6-0-4-9-9-7-8-0?"" "This is insane." "Be careful with that word, Tom." "This is Admiral Bates speaking." "Tell us why you're doing this." "Hi, Admiral!" "Six months ago, Tom Breaker canceled Operation Cleopatra." "Shortly thereafter, two young men from Langley tried to cancel me." "Didn't you receive each man's forefinger in the mail?" "Yes." "Did you expect us to wait for you to try again?" "I know things are a little chaotic for you right now." " Chaotic!" "Wake up!" "You and I know that chaos and bedlam are consuming the entire world." "UV rays are only the beginning." "We have an inch of topsoil left." "Topsoil?" "Sexually transmitted diseases, depletion of the gene pool." "It adds up to oblivion." "Governments will fall." "Anarchy will reign." "It's a brave new world." "What are you planning to do?" "Do you realize that whatever I do is inevitable?" "Can we agree on that?" "Not necessarily." "There you go." "You can't argue with me or negotiate or attempt a ploy." "You have to reconsider your philosophy." "All right, I'm sorry." "Whatever you decide to do is inevitable." "Look at my life." "The life you tried to take." "There was Annapolis, Vietnam, so on." "I missed the 60s, and I believe if I had been there to contribute, everything would've been fine." "Bill, if this is about reliving the 60s, you can forget it." "The movement is dead." "Hence the name." "It moves a certain distance, then it stops." "Revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face." "You tried to kill me, you son of a bitch." "So welcome to the revolution." "There's more to follow." "I'll stay in touch." "He's flipped." "He's completely flipped." "I want a list of everything on that ship." "General, here's what we know." "The threat is verifiable." "It is real." "I repeat, it is real." "Shit!" "You son of a bitch." "Think they believe you?" "They believe I'm crazy, paranoid or something." "I have a harpoon locked on." "Fire when ready." "Pipe down, men!" "Pipe down." "Missile away." "Missile away." "Oh, boy." "Oh, boy, oh, boy." "Bang!" "You're dead." " He's taken out satellite relay." " What doesn't he want us to see?" "He wants to blind us." "It's illogical." "We can follow his movement from Pearl." "You can vector an AWACS." " Or send E-2C from Nimitz." " Do it." "Wake up the President." "Bring it in." "Keep it coming in." "Cut it fast." "Time is money on this deal." " They better be competent." " Get your ass up there!" "Watch your heads." "Glad I sent you the blueprints." "I have 4 sections this way, 7 sections this way." "I'll have it cut and up in an hour." "Time is money, on this job!" "Time is money." "This will cut them to the bone." "Right to the bone." "What's that noise?" "That's my beloved crew." "Keep trying." "Keep pounding." "Someone will hear us." "Shut the music off." "What the hell's going on?" "What happened to them?" " Who are you and why are you here?" " My name is Jordan Tate." "I'm Miss July '89." "I was hired to jump out of the cake but I got airsick on the way here and so this guy gave me these pills." " I guess I fell asleep." " What kind of bullshit is this!" "I am an actress, okay?" "I did a Hunter episode and a Wet 'n Wild video." "My agent said I was going to jump out of the cake." "How many on the chopper?" "I don't know." "It was full." "There was a band and caterers." "Where's the crew?" "I don't know." "I didn't see anything." "You didn't see or hear anything and don't remember anything?" "I've done stupid things in my life but believe me, I don't know anything." "All right, I believe you." "So who are you?" "Are you a special forces guy or something?" "I'm just a cook." "A cook?" "Just a lowly, lowly cook." "My God, we're going to die." "The ship contains 40,000 rounds of 20mm CWIZ." "Over 100016-inch projectiles." "We believe there's 15 harpoon cruise missiles still aboard and 32 Tomahawks." "What kind of Tomahawks?" "It's all right." "It's okay." "Eight of them are specials." "Nuclear-tipped. 220 kilotons each." "Mr. Breaker, would you explain how this nut could hold a top position in an intelligence agency?" "Would you answer that?" "High-level covert operatives like Strannix are under great stress." "They're creative thinkers who, by their very nature..." "Tom trains everyone in the CIA who's crazy." "All we want to know is how he got our battleship." "That's his specialty." "North Korea was refitting a sub to fire antiship missiles so we sent Strannix in." "You've been financing this maniac's private army?" "You didn't think it might be a problem?" "Once we realized we'd lost positive control we tried to neutralize him." "We missed." "Excuse me." "This North Korean sub..." "How do you know he sunk it?" "Oh, we're positive he sunk it." "Positive." "Roadrunner to Tweety Bird." "Do you read me?" "Come in." "Tweety Bird to Roadrunner." "We're nearby." " How's it going?" " Sub's up." " It's all rock and roll to me." " Any sign of Wile E. Coyote?" "No." "Meet at the birdcage." "Roadrunner out." "You're the Roadrunner?" "Never been caught." "Problem." "Cates and Ziggs are missing." "I radioed them repeatedly." "No response." " The last location?" " The galley." "I told you to send more men." "I told you." "Please don't leave me here alone." "Believe me, this is the safest place you can be." "Understand?" "Let me out of here!" "Let me out!" "Do you understand what'll happen if anybody hears you?" "They'll try to kill us." "Now be quiet." "I hate being alone." "Do you hate being dead?" "Clear!" "Put those on." "You're coming with me, you got to be invisible." "If you're by a hatch and see the enemy, you become the hatch." "I'm giving you this rifle with a selector switch on it." "One is fully automatic, one is semiautomatic." "The definition of semiautomatic is, when you depress the trigger one round will go off." "That's what I want to give you." "Spend one round at a time." "Turn on the lights." "Check the breaker box." "It's happened before." "Man who did this is a professional." " Who is he and why is he on my ship?" " Your ship?" "You wouldn't be on this battleship if not for me." "He's a cook, plain and simple." " A cook didn't do this." " He came with the captain." "I know his routine front and back." "He's good with cooking knives." "Cooking knives!" "He got lucky." "In my professional opinion, he is a military reject in command of a galley." "Get down!" " What was that?" " A bomb, jackass." "He used the microwave as a detonator." "Secure everything between here and the CIC." "You see anything, radio at once for backup." "Understand?" "Put these fires out!" "I'd like to see the personnel file on this "simple cook."" "Put out these goddamn fires!" "SEAL Team 5 will launch from Nimitz aboard a CH-53 Echo with an Apache gunship in support." "At the objective area, the Apache will take out the ship's radar and her electronic warfare systems." "Then SEAL Team 5 will board and retake the ship." "And the odds of success?" "If it's a lunatic who only partly controls the ship the odds are good." "But if he's ready for us if he's prepared to repel boarders the odds are not good." "Bear in mind, the operators from SEAL Team 5 are the best there are." "This is our only hope of saving the crew and retaking the ship." "Let me make one thing absolutely clear:" "If the SEAL team fails we will have no alternative but to launch an air strike and destroy the Missouri." "You know what that means." "We'll get her back for you." "Make it happen." "Make it happen." "22... 12... perfect." "It's 44 feet from the weather deck to the missile canisters." "It'll take a half hour to assemble that section of the crane." "Ryback's file was in the captain's private cabinet." "Ryback is an ex-SEAL." "The goddamn cook's a SEAL?" "Shut up and listen." ""Expert in martial arts explosives, weapons, tactics." "Silver Star." "Navy Cross." "Purple Heart with cluster." "Security revoked after Panama." So he could only rate as a yeoman or a cook." "How little did I know." "We lost two men in the engine room." "You were told to review every crew member's file." "I know, but I didn't have access to the captain's files!" " I'll get this fucker myself." " Oh, no, calm down." " Want to get killed?" " Are you an idiot?" " You're calling me an idiot?" " Yes, I am." "Calm down." "Get me three roving patrols." "Keep him below the weather deck." " Move out!" " Stay on schedule!" "To the bridge!" "I'm the girl." "Why do I have to carry everything?" " I support women's lib, don't you?" " When it's in my favor." " Hear this, all personnel." " Move ahead." "Beware of booby traps." "Do not pursue hostile parties into unsecured areas." "Report to Daumer individually at 5-minute intervals and switch to the alternate frequency." "Now." "Goddamn SEAL." "I'll carry everything if you kill whoever we run into." "I have a rule about killing people." "Actually, I have two rules." "One:" "I don't date musicians." "And two:" "I don't kill people." "I'm thrilled to death to hear that." "But it leaves a lot of open territory." "Get up the ladder." " Let's go." " God!" "I think you've got the wrong partner." "Now wait here." "Sit down there." "I'll be back in a minute." "What's that?" "What is that?" "This is a SEAL magnaphone." "It's an MX 20-20." "It's a secure satellite uplink." "Like a car phone." "Yeah." "Something like that." "Excuse me, this is hot." "You know Casey Ryback?" "Chief Ryback?" "He's top hand in the Teams." "Wish we had him here." "He's calling on a SEAL magnaphone from the ship." "What?" "Listen." "Everyone listen up." "Affirmative." "Can you estimate the size of the force?" "I'd say about 30." "We'll connect you to Captain Garza." "Stand by." "What if he's working for them?" " I guarantee Ryback's a good guy." " Wait a minute." "We won't take the chance." "Don't tell him our plan." " Chief Ryback, Captain Garza." " Glad you're there." "What we want you to do is just feed us on-site intel." "This man may be crazy, but he's a professional." "They're manufacturing a railing system to offload the Tomahawks." "Believe it or not, the X O's with them." "Commander Krill's involved?" "Admiral that means they control the ship." "Holy God." "Chief Ryback, this is Admiral Bates speaking." "Coordinate your efforts with us." "I want you to keep cool and wait for the strike team." "Do you understand?" "I'll go before they pick up the signal." " Call us in half an hour." " Roger that." "You're not a cook." "Yeah, well I also cook." "Get your stuff." "He had an extremely distinguished career until Panama when most of his team died due to poor intelligence." "Ryback's a warrior." "The best there is." "When he got back from Panama, he punched his officer in charge." "Adams took him on as a cook so he could finish his 20." "Hold it." "Just hold it." "What if this toad, Zwieback, or whatever his name is, is right and the missiles are offloaded before the SEAL team gets there?" "There is no way for Mr. Strannix to get past us." "We have AWAC surveillance and SOSUS in Honolulu tracking every ship and sub at sea." "They leave the Missouri, they're ours." "How do we know that Honolulu isn't his next target?" "Tell me that." "Take a look at this." " Know what all those lights are for?" " I've been trained." "You can fly that helicopter?" "Then we can get out of here, right?" "Here's the MP5K." "When the dot's on target, what you see is what you get." " I told you I don't like guns." " I know." "Neither do I." "Now get back under there." "These things are going to sell like hot cakes!" "Absolutely." "What'll you do with the $200 million?" "Buy the Presidency." "Someone's moving." "Right there!" "He's on the flight deck!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come out of there!" "Where are you taking me?" "I don't know anything!" "Let go of me!" "Get your hands off me!" "Now!" "Move!" "Move!" "Stand fast!" "Do not pursue that man!" " Secure missile battery three, now!" " Man that hatch!" "This guy's a pain in the ass!" "We got to do something about him." "I know what to do." "I do." "This insanity is so logical." "There's a sprinkler system where they're being held." "Mr. Pitt?" "The fo'c's'le." "Hit a button, it starts to flood." "In a short time, they'll all drown." "Ryback'll kill himself to save them." "You're a maniac." "Drowning your own crew." "They never liked me anyway." "Bet they fucking love you now." "You see this?" "These are cut everywhere." "What is it?" "They're for a railing system to offload the missiles onto a ship or sub they'll rendezvous with." "What's that?" "Morse code." "What're they saying?" ""Get me the fuck out of here."" " What's that?" " Get away from the hatch!" "Guard the door." "Shoot anyone who comes through." "You okay?" "You okay?" "Is this all of you?" "Six of us got trapped." "What's happening?" "We got a problem." "Who's this?" "Calaway, Gunner's mate, 2nd class, '44, '46." "This is Jordan." "She's a casualty of the situation I'll brief you on." "Nice to see you." "You too, Case." "Granger, you take this." "Get your tools." "We've got work to do." "We're jumping into a shit storm here." "Must've been a power surge." "That's the last one." "This should disable their weapons systems within a half hour." "Mr. Ryback, may I have your attention, please?" "This is Captain Krill speaking." "I'd like you to look at the monitors where you are at this point in time." "Are you watching?" "I prepared a special show for you." "Here it goes." "I want you to know there are no hard feelings." "I have no grudge against you or the rest of the crew." "You did your best." "Discipline is right out the window here." "Turn it off." "We got to save them." "They'll have a trap." "But they're expecting me, not all of us." "All of what?" "I do laundry." "I ironed during the Gulf War." "I ain't cut out for this." "You're in the Navy, remember?" ""It's not a job, it's an adventure."" "To hell with that." "I'm on the college program." "I'm in." "All right, I'll stay and watch Miss July." " Get the lights out in broadway." " I'm going." "Okay, but the emergency lights will kick on soon." "All right, what the hell." "How does this work?" "Go!" "Take cover!" "Get down!" "Turn it!" "Turn the water off!" "They're going to get us out!" "Pull him out of there!" "Pull him out!" "Come on, buddy!" "Breathe!" "Listen to him!" "Hang in there!" "Listen, he freed a few men, and I think they went into the fo'c's'le, but we got them pinned down." "Kill them if you can't contain them." "It worked." "They're trapped." " Good." " Drop the anchor!" "This is where it's going to happen." " Who the hell's this?" " Who the hell's this?" "This is Admiral Bates." "I'm trying to get ahold of Ryback." "He's in a gunfight." "I'll have to take a message." "What's going on there?" "Hold on." "Here." "Yes, sir." "Chief Ryback, this is Admiral Bates." "I see that you completely disobeyed my orders." "Correct?" "Sorry." "You can court-martial me if I live." "I see." "Listen to me carefully." "SEAL Team 5 is en route." "You understand?" "Nimitz air group is our backup." "Understand?" "Now, since your ass is on the line, I authorize you to do whatever you can to aid the arrival of the SEALs." "Because if I goddamn can't control you I might as well support you." "Correct?" "Affirmative." "Good luck there, sailor." "I'm out." "They got a lot of trouble on that ship." "Here I go." "I'm not staying here." "Where're you going?" "Get back here." " What're you doing?" " The safest place is behind you." "Hug the wall." "Get out of the middle!" "Miss July, come back here!" "TAG leader, this is Cobra escort." "We have you in our sights." "You should see us on your portside now." "Francois, put the money in the Zurich bank now, or nothing'll happen." "Sell what we got in MacGregor Aircraft." "It'll go to shit when they find out about this." "Two choppers trying to sneak in under our radar." "Strike team." "We drive a hard bargain for hard value." "You give me any more trouble, I'll call Mohammed." "Understand?" "Strike team is in range and locked on." "Kill them." "Not you, Francois." "I'll put my accountant on the line with my account number." "Talk to that frog." "Something's wrong." "We've got a big problem here." "Switch to auxiliary!" "Nothing." "Shit, I lost the phalanx." "We're sitting ducks." "Get me secure to the sub." "Sub's up." "Coyote, this is Roadrunner." "Come in." "Here come the good guys." "One minute!" "One minute!" "The fantail's fouled up!" "We're going in on the bow." "What the hell was that?" "!" "It's confirmed." "We lost them all." "We have no choice now but full air assault from the Nimitz." "Mr. Trenton, would you please?" "We need more hands on deck to help tie this sub up." "Start offloading." "The crane isn't finished." "We got another problem below decks." "Pull four men off the welding crew to help tie up the sub." "My goodness!" "Daumer, Daumer, Daumer." "Why didn't you hire this person?" "Whatever his price would've been, it would've been worth it." "Bring it up!" "Ease it over now." "There's someone in the water!" "Behind you!" "I saw someone in the water!" "Hook him!" "Hook that son of a bitch!" "Check for a bomb!" "Who saw him?" "Come on!" "You're incredible." "It's a shame you're not cooking for us." "Next thing I know you'll be dating musicians." "Where's Daumer?" "Probably dead." "The bowplane is jammed." "We can't submerge." "I'll handle it." "It'll be operational underway." "You fix it, I'll make you an admiral." "Done." "Where're you going?" " Make Honolulu glow in the dark." " Outstanding." "I'll meet you 15 miles due south in the captain's launch." "Rally your men here in zero one." "I need an acetylene torch, an arc welder and a crowbar, now!" " What'd he say?" " He can't fix it." "I'll fix it!" "Go!" "Now!" "Why can't you speak English?" "Hang in there." "Talk to me." "There's nothing to say." "Whatever they did they're smarter than I am." "Everything's dead." "It's hopeless." "Nothing is hopeless." "Take heart." "Give me time, I'll figure it out." "I like your attitude." "Excellent." "It's clear." "What the hell..?" "I'll put it to you in plain English." "It is so simple." "Hammer that rod into place." "Weld it over the bowplane." "Without it, we can't survive." "Make him understand." "Now!" "Where's Johnson?" "He's gone." "They can't get away with this!" "What about the five-inch guns?" "We offloaded all the armor-piercing rounds." "We got starbursts." "Nothing that will penetrate." "Gunner's mate." "See those?" "We still got shells for those." "I did it." "It's charging." "In a few minutes we'll have power to fire." "Well done." "Let's go!" "Get on those last three bags!" "Out of line." " Another one." " Watch my hand signals!" "Stand clear!" "Easy, guys, easy." "What's the sub's course and speed?" "Course 172." "Speed six knots." "Get down the five-inch guns!" " What do you want me to do?" " See those black switches?" " Click them on, one by one." " lf the sub blows, won't the nukes go?" "No." "They won't detonate." "Just sink with the sub." "Lower the cradle." "Cradle lowered." " Ram the projectile." " Easy." "Ram the powder easy." "Real easy!" "Starbursts are ready." "Fire starburst!" "All right." "You, secure this room." "Get back to work, jack-off!" "They're firing at us!" "They're just desperate." "Those are starbursts." "They don't have shells to hurt us." "204 degrees, Calaway." "Elevate the barrel." "028 degrees." "Fire in the hole." "He's doing it!" "We're out of time!" "They're reloading right now." "Granger, Tackman!" "Reload!" "Lowering cradle." "Scoot over!" "Goddamn!" "Close the breech." "Lower it." "Lower the bowplane!" "Pull!" "It's working!" "It's working!" "Come on, let's go." "241 degrees." "241 degrees back." "Dive!" "It's working!" " 204 degrees." " 204 degrees." "This is it." "Ryback is gone." "Let me look." "Fire in the hole!" " Direct hit!" " We hit it!" "What the hell is going on?" "Porky pig." "Little red fucker with the mustache." "All of my life Saturday morning cartoons." "The best." "Shit." "For example remember those two little shrimps coming in, riding seahorses little chaps, little pistols?" "Shooting over their shoulders." "Rescue that lobster from the Swedish cook." "Funniest thing I ever saw!" " Splendid work, by the way." " Strannix!" "Splendid work!" "My, my, my how hell doth quicken the spirit." " Tomahawks!" " They're up and ready." "Where?" " Fire control." " Of course!" "The fire control." "Chips and dips on the weather deck." "Motor launch is waiting!" "All hands!" "Clear out of here!" "Let's go." "Four minutes." "Meet us at the motor launch." "Four little minutes." "Home run." "We did it!" "This little piggy went to market." "This little piggy stayed home." "And this little piggy..." "Oh, mama." "Oh, mama." "All the way home!" "Happy trails." "In the captain's launch, there's the MX 20-20 the SEAL magnaphone." "Bring it here." "Take her with you." "The car phone." "Admiral?" "The Nimitz is tracking two Tomahawks launched from the ship." " Where're they headed?" " Honolulu." "Oh, God." " What's the flight time?" " 24 minutes, sir." " Can we destroy them in the air?" " Destruct codes are on the Missouri." "Scramble Navy and Air Force fighters from Pearl." "What are the consequences of missiles dropping on Honolulu?" "About a million people will reach 10,000 degrees Fahrenheit in less than a second." "Mr. Secretary..." "We'll just blame it on the cook." "Absolutely." "Take it north." "Roger that." "Heading north." "I'll take that weapon." "Quietly." "Now." "You look familiar." "I know you, don't I?" "I think you do." "Been a long time." "Yes, sir." "It has." "Turn around." "We'll have a tour." "Step forward." "Here we have our Tomahawks speeding their way to the sunny Aloha State." "Turn around." "As you see there will be no return." "And I got the key." "The lock is broken." "Step forward." "Sit over there." "You'll watch the end of the world on TV." "Put your feet up." "Relax." "You know, you're good." "You are really good." "It's a shame to kill you." "Behold my finest work." "Do me a favor." "Tell me something." "You really think blowing up a bunch of innocent people will change anything?" "What made you flip like this?" "I got tired of coming up with desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other people." "All your ridiculous, pitiful antics won't change a thing." "You and I we're puppets in the same sick play." "We serve the same master and he's an ungrateful lunatic." "There's nothing we can do about it." "You and I are the same." "No." "There's a difference, my man." "You have faith." "I don't." "Keep the faith, Strannix." "Locked on my nose, 15 miles." "Five miles, on target." "Weapon status, clear." "Roger." "Admiral..." "They intercepted one missile." "And the other one?" "It slipped through." "Chief we've only got time for one shot." "So we'll do it by the numbers." "Load the disk." "Now punch 4-7." "You're now on KU." "Code is 6, 4 3, 5 0, 0." "That's 643500." "Is my read-back correct?" "Affirmative." "Stand by." "Got it!" "Nimitz is no longer tracking." "Good man, Ryback!" "Sir, call off your bombers." "Call off your bombers." "We're calling off the aircraft." "We're calling them off." "Thanks, Ryback." "Great job!" "Great job!" "Want to go swimming?" "I got a Zodiac and some C-rays a little umbrella..." "I'll go with you." "She's all right!" "She's all right!" "Good, good, all of you guys." "Great!" "Good job!" "Hold on in there, we'll get you out in a minute!" "What'd I miss, chief?" "You'll need 3 or 4 stitches." "Come to the infirmary." "I'm afraid of needles, you know." " What's for breakfast, Case?" " Subs, Tackman." "Subs!" "Case, show me a move." "Here's one move." "Present arms!"

" ♪ Mm, mm-mm ♪" "♪ Mm-mm, mm, mm ♪" "♪ Mm, mm-mm ♪" "♪ Mm-mm, mm, mm ♪" " ♪ Wild about his crazy clothes he Wears ♪" "♪ Tan shoes with ♪" " It's really warm down southeast during the day today." "We had a temperature of 68 degrees." "Cold air, unseasonably cold air coming down out of the northeast, clashing with this warm air mass." "Now We have strong thunderstorms right now across..." "Along Interstate 5, heading north, it's thundering with heavy showers..." "If" "7 inches of rain in the northeast has caused Widespread flash flooding in portions of the..." "There is a severe Weather Warning in that area for possible severe thunderstorms and flooding." "If" "High Winds in the Ash/and Lake area have knocked out power and caused a blackout." " Shit." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "No, we're just about to hit the road." "What's up?" "No, it's fine." "No, I faxed those three documents to the registry yesterday." "Before noon." "Well, call Wendy and tell her I'll call him later and smooth it over." "Okay." "Okay." "All right, talk to you in a bit." "Bye." "Thanks." "All right." "Ah." "All right, Harris." "Okay." "Come on." " Welcome back." "It's been a while." " Good to see you." "Yeah." " Come on." " Getting a little head start on her this time around, are we?" " Yeah, trying to beat the rush." " Well, if it's peace and quiet you're after, it doesn't get any quieter than this lately." " Come on." " That sounds nice." " Harris!" " Well, not if you're trying to run a business." " Well, when do you usually start seeing people?" " Oh, it's a few weeks yet." "There's a couple of families- they pop in and out, you know, the, uh, Dunbars." " Oh, no, I don't know." " Grandlands?" " Oh, nice family." " Yeah, but they don't really reside, except for the" "Oh, what's their names?" " I'm not sure." "One sec." " L, uh..." "I heard about that little blonde angel of yours." "My deepest sympathies." "What happened?" "If you don't mind my asking." " An accident." " Brendon?" "Brendon?" "Harris?" "Brendon, come on." "We're leaving." "Brendon?" "Brendon!" "Come on, you're scaring me." "Stop with the games." "We have to leave." ""Mom'?" " Mom, what are you doing?" " Brendon, you scared me." " Harris, come here." " Hello?" "What would you do with a set of tools if I bought them for you?" " Watch out!" "Come on, Harris." "K-9 unit coming through!" " Brendon, inside." "My God." "He never stops." " He'll be fine." " Brendon, come wash up." " Fuck." "Ah, fuck." " Come on." "Come on." " It's cold, huh?" " Go get it." " Are you okay?" " I'm fine." "You'?" " Do you miss us?" " I'm too busy missing her." "I'm sorry." " No, it's fine." "Trust me." "Fine." " What do you think I'm doing all this for?" " What?" "Doing what exactly?" "Spending time with your family?" " That came out wrong." " You know, I cut into my work schedule too." " I know that." "I know that." " Let's just not talk about it right now." " Listen, I want to make this work." " Who's that?" " Brendon, stay close." " Harris, Harris!" "Come back!" " What are they doing?" " Harris." "Shh, shh..." " I don't know." "Hey, come here, buddy." "Come here right now." " Harris, come here." " Hey." " Harris." " Should I..." " No, stay here." "Hey, you know what, come on, let's head back." " What, now?" " Yes." " Mary..." " Why?" " Look, it's time to get ready for bed." " Mary." " Hey, I'm not mad." "I just- I don't want to be out here." " You mean I have to go to sleep?" " Yes, you're gonna have to go to sleep, or I'll kiss you to pieces." " Good night." " Did we lock the door?" " Yes." "Look at me." " I want you inside me." " You okay?" " I'm sorry." " It's okay." " What is that?" " I don't know." " Uh, can I help you?" " Oh, my God, have we woken you?" "I'm so sorry." "We just wanted to drop this wood off." " We didn't mean to wake you." " Do you know what time it is?" " L-l bet it's early." "I completely lose track." "L-I'm so, so sorry." "We were just walking by your place and noticed your car, and we thought this" " I'm sorry- Wait, I'm sorry." "You-you were on our property?" " This is no way to make a first impression." "Let me start over." "We've got a place on the water down the way there, and we were actually hiking near your property, and my son here noticed you were around." "And so we thought we would bring some spare wood over as-as a kind of welcoming gift." " You know there's- there's better times for this." " Absolutely." "Uh, I'm so" "We're just gonna- and then we're gone." " That's my husband, Bobby." "I'm Jane." "This is our son Jared." " Hi, I'm - l'm Mark." " It's nice to meet you." ". HEY- . HEY" " Mark what?" " Uh, Hughes." " We're the Sakowskis." " Was that you in the- in the car last night, out by the mailboxes?" " We-we don't have a car." " Uh, hey, look." "We've basically been out here on our own for a pretty long time." "And you can probably tell, we've let our excitement get the better of us." "And I'm just- I'm so sorry." "We've got you out of bed." "I know how" " No, that's- that's fine." "This is- this is my son Brendon." " Hey, Brendon." "I'm Bobby or Bob." "This is my wife, Jane, boy Jared." "Say, Brendon, how old are you?" " Eight and three quarters." " Is that so?" "Because this one just turned nine a few weeks back." " Is that right?" "Uh..." " We get that reaction a lot." "He's just big for his age." " He's big" "Ha!" " Well, if there's anything we can do for you, don't- don't hesitate to ask." " No, no." "No, no, no, no, not at all." "It was great to meet you, Mark." "Good luck." "And come on, gang, let's go." " We could bring them some food." " I'm sure that Mark and his family have enough food, honey." " Not my salad, though." " Salad- she's obsessed." "Uh..." "I don't know." "Maybe." "You want to do a little get-together?" "Let the kids play." "We could get to know each other, maybe dressed?" " We'll see." "We'll see." " No." "Okay, good." "Come on, honey, another time." "Baby, come on, come on." "Good to meet you, Mark." "Honey?" " Good to- hey, hey, hey, come here." "No, Harris, back inside." "Come on." "Can you take him up?" " Yeah." " Thank you." " See ya." " All right, yeah, go upstairs." "Oh, wait." "Now, just hold on a second." "I'm sorry about that." "I didn't mean to be- I mean" " No, no, no." "We don't want to" " What time did you want to come over?" " No, no, don't worry about it." "She's just- she gets a thing in her" " This afternoon." "Does that work for you?" " We're free." "Would you like to this afternoon?" " Let's do this afternoon." " Mark." " Very nice to meet you." " I'll bring you something healthy." " Good." " Something healthy." "But don't you put yourself out, now, okay?" "." "Okay"" " All right, Mark." " Thank you, Bob." " Great to meet you, you know?" " Nice to meet you." " Good to meet the neighbors." "Enjoy the wood." " Thank you." " Get a nice little fire going there, huh?" " It's so nice." " Oh, it's beautiful." ""No!" "You have to stop." "Bye." "Who was that?" " It was the neighbors." "Who was on the phone?" " Oh, my sister." "She's back on the east coast." " How is she?" " Oh, same old." "She says hello." " Hello." " What neighbor?" " The, uh..." "the neighbors." "The Sakowskis." " Who?" " The Sakowskis." " Well, what was so important they had to wake us up?" " They brought us some firewood and wanted to come over for lunch or something, bring food and meet us." " And you already said that was fine, didn't you?" "Huh?" " Mark." " Give me a break." "What was I supposed to say?" ""I can't, we're busy,"" "then they see we're not?" " No, you tell them" "Forget it." " Say it." "I can go tell them it's no good." " No, let's just get it over with." " No, no, no." "We're up at the cottage." "Yesterday." "Yeah, yeah." "Listen, what are you- what are you up to?" "Are you- are you interested in coming up for a night or two?" "Yeah." "Hold on a second." "Hey." "No." "Come here." " Oh, hey." "The door opened when I knocked." " Brendon!" "Call Harris." " Come on, Harris." " Hi." " Come on!" " Sorry." "How did that door open?" " Uh, I knocked, and it just" "You know what, I'm gonna take a look at it for you." " No, no, that's fine." " One second." "Okay." " It's just kind of stuck." " Hold on a second, Bob." " It's all right." " Bob." " Okay, hi." " I'm Jane, and this is Bobby, my husband- or Bob, as he prefers- and our son Jared." " Hi, I'm Mary." " Oh, you're beautiful." " Thank you." "Thanks." " Thank you." " I'm sorry?" " I mean, you're welcome." "I'm silly." " No." "Hello." " My mother's name was Mary." " Oh, is that right?" " Mary Borden Anwright was her full name." " Oh." " A lovely lady." " Good." " I'm Bob." "I'm so sorry if we woke you this morning." "I had no idea what time it was." "This guy wakes up so early, doesn't he?" " No, it's no problem." "Come on." "Come on in." " I'm an early riser anyway." " Oh, look at this." "You know, I prefer to leave those everyday restrictions like time." "Up here, anything goes." "Right, Mark?" " That's the goal, yes." " Thank you." " I'll take those." " By the way, it's nothing special." " Oh." " Hey, now that's just plain modesty." "I'm actually not a salad eater, but that is surely special." " Hush." " Oh, I'm sure it's delicious." " Thank you for these." " Let me take your coats." " Hey, Mary, did-did Mark tell you?" " What?" " About the wood we left for you?" " Oh, thank you, yes." " We appreciate it." "So how is it, living up here?" "You must get pretty lonely." " Who said that we lived up here?" " I just, uh..." "I just assumed." "Don't you?" " Well, for the time being, sure." "But we got our eyes peeled for something much better." " I like being alone, so... it suits me just fine." "And Jared too." "Right, hon?" " Right, well, don't you miss your friends, though, Jared?" " You know, there was another family lived up here for a while recently." "Had a boy about his age." " Oh, who's that?" " Smith was their name." "Lived out of a car up the road." " What kind of car?" " It was a big beat-up old station wagon." "Sounded like a freight train." "No, they were a real sorry-looking bunch." "Low, low, class." "You know?" "Kind of a strange air about them too, huh?" " So what happened to them?" " They're gone." "I checked." "Not even a tire track." " I think we-l think we saw them leaving last night." " Well, we're better off, trust me." " I walked over today." "Do you ever walk around here, Mary'?" " No, no, not lately." "Not much, no." " She'd get lost on her way to the washroom without a GPS." " Can I offer anyone some wine?" "I mean, we're really- we don't have a big selection of whites." "We're mostly red drinkers, but, um, we do have a chardonnay from New Zealand that is unreal, and pinot, merlot, syrah." "What can I get you?" " I'll have whatever you're having, Mary." " Okay, great." "And what about for you, Bob?" " He's deaf sometimes." "Bobby." "What?" " Would you like a beer, Bob?" " Is your boy upstairs?" " Excuse me?" " Your boy Brendon?" "Is he upstairs?" " Oh, sure." " All right, squirt, you head up for dad." " Oh, actually, Jared," "I'd prefer it if you wait down here." "I'll bring Brendon down in a minute." "There you go." "Thanks." "You know, I bet none of the kids your age pick on you, huh?" " I got a hunting rifle for my birthday." " Oh." "Wow, that's- happy belated birthday." "Hey!" " Come on." "Go ahead, go ahead, come on." "Do you want the stick?" "Are you sure you want the stick?" "Go get it." "Good boy." "Go get the stick." "There you go." " You want one?" " Oh." "She loathes these things." "Won't get near me for days if she smells it on me." " Well, you're just gonna have to hide it extra hard then." " Thank you." "Thank you." " "Might as well live life while you can," says Bobby." " Hey, let me ask you something." "What time does Mark usually go to bed at night?" " I don't know." "It depends." "Why?" " Been sleeping a lot lately, and Jane keeps telling me it's not normal." "Well, what's normal?" "_" " What?" "That's funny to you?" " No, it's a good question, is what it is." "You know, it sure is good of you to have us in your home tonight." " Well, not at all." " So, Sakowski, that's- that's Polish?" " Mm-hmm." " Are you both from there?" "'Hmm?" " Are you Polish too?" " No, that's just Bobby." "I was born here." "It's just, I don't" "I don't hear an accent from Bob." " We- actually, it was- it was just his folks that lived there, in Poland, I mean." "We both never set foot there, so..." " Gotcha." " You're a good man, I can tell." "You take care of people." " I like to think so, yeah." "So how long have you two been married?" " Bobby and I have been married since the day he picked me up." " Who's the four-eyes?" " Those are Mark's." " You got any siblings?" " Mm-hmm." "I have a sister, Lizzy." " How about Mark?" " Mm-hmm." "He has a younger brother." " You get along with his brother?" " Those glasses look funny on you." " Yeah?" " Mm-hmm." " I don't know." "I could kind of get used to 'em." "So, what, Mark doesn't get along with his brother, then?" " You know, they've had their ups and downs like any siblings, but, no, they talk a lot now." "It's good." " What do they usually disagree over?" " I guess they just didn't see eye-to-eye on most things." " Like what?" " You're an awfully curious fellow." "What" "Hmm?" " I'm - l'm just teasing you, Mary." "It's my way of coping with nerves." "Truly." " Well, what are you nervous about?" " You're a beautiful lady, Mary." "You're a wonderful bunch." "I am just looking to learn something here." " Well, you can be whoever you are around me, Bob." "Just take Mark's glasses off, okay?" " Can I see Brendan's room?" " Um..." "If it's okay with Brendon, Mary, and Mark, it's okay with me." " Can I see your room, Brendon?" " Yeah, I don't know." "Maybe." " You know, why don't you go upstairs and show Jared your games and then come right back down?" " Bob, you said before that you had a, um... a conversation with that family?" " Which?" " The ones living in the car." "I'm just - l'm curious what you said to them." "The, uh..." "The Smiths." " Oh." "Well..." "What I said was," ""Be gone."" "You know, "This is a nice neighborhood." ""We don't take to loitering kindly, and, you know, have a nice day."" " How'd they take that?" " Well, they basically apologized." "They said, you know, they were just trying to get along like the rest of us." "Actually, they said the government had possessed their home and everything with it, and they were just..." "Looking for what everyone wants, I suppose." "The good life." "Which you both know all about." " Well, everyone has baggage, though." " Oh, shit!" "Look at that." " Bobby is such a klutz." " Hush." " It's okay." "_" " Mark." " Yeah, I'll get a" "I'll get a shirt." "Hold on a second, Bob, I'll get a shirt." "Is Jared in school?" " You sure are Mr. Mom, aren't you, Mark?" " No, we decided it's better he learn from us than some busy school." "I watch the crowds of kids flooding into those places, and I think," ""What kind of learning goes on with that many energetic kids stuffed into a little building?"" " Mm-hmm." " I was home-schooled myself, so..." " Here you go." " Thanks." "I got it all over my pants as well." "It looks like I urinated myself." " Well, how old were you when you had Jared?" " Oh." " This is a beautiful shirt." " Young." " So what do you do for a living, Bob?" " What do I do for a living?" " Yeah." " Oh, this and that." "Say, Mark, what do you prefer, your boat or your car?" " What?" "Um..." "My boat or my car..." "I don't..." "I, uh-why?" " No reason." " What about you, Mary?" "What's your work life like?" "Like, what do you do?" " I'm a real estate developer." " Wow." "Wow." "And you, Mark, what do you do?" " I'm a lawyer." " I've never had supper with a lawyer before." " I don't recommend it." " Or a developer, Mary." " Why?" "Are lawyers not very nice?" " No, I was- it was" "Sorry." "It was a" "A bad joke." "It was a bad joke." " Oh." "You're funny too." "Who's the little girl with blonde hair that I saw in the photograph?" " That's our daughter Tess." " No shit." "Where is she?" " Uh..." "She died in an accident not too long ago." " Oh, no." " What kind of accident?" " A car accident." " Do you want a water?" " Do you want a water?" " I'm sorry about your girl." "I don't know what I'd do." " Thank you." " You're strong, though, I can tell." "You'll get over it." " Actually, I don't think it's something you ever really get over." " I bet you have another beautiful home someplace else, don't you?" " What?" " Another home." "You got one?" " Sure, yes." " Where, exactly?" " Claremont." "In Claremont." " That so?" "Which neighborhood?" " Why?" " I'm sorry." "We're not..." "Comfortable telling you that, Bob, right now." " You're not comfortable telling me that..." "Right now?" "I don't understand." " Well, I'm gonna" "I'm gonna get us some water." "You gonna come?" " Sure, let's get some water." " Sure, Bob." " Bobby and I just want to know what it is you all do to be like this." "We want this." " Like what?" " Like you." " Oh, Jane, come on, stop it." " Where's your dog?" " He's in the next room, I think." " Let's go play with it." " Nah, I don't want to right now." "Yes!" "Yes!" "I did it!" "I beat you!" "That's, like, the fifth time in a row!" "You suck at this." " Yeah?" "Yeah, well, I could beat you." " What, are you gonna tell?" "No?" "No, you're not." ". STOP" " Yeah, yeah, I beat you." "'Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" "Mom!" " What happened?" " What happened?" "Okay, what is it?" "Shh, shh." "It's okay." " Calm down, buddy, and just tell us what happened." " Just give him a minute, Mark." "'Mom!" "Mom!" " Are you okay?" "No." " Calm down, buddy." "Just tell us what happened." " We were just playing the game, and he punched me because I beat him." " That's not true, you stupid asshole!" " Shh." "It's okay." "That's enough." " Mom, I didn't even touch him." " Okay, I think we're gonna call it a night." " What?" " What'd you say?" " We said it's time to call it a night." "You should- you should go." " You think we should go?" " Yes, you should go." " I'm sorry, I didn't mean to beat him at the game." " You're such a liar!" " Shh!" "It's okay." "It's okay." " Mary, we can make this right, just..." " No, I don't think so." " Just kids having fun." " I'm sorry, you should- you should leave." " You know what?" "I think we should call it a night." "And we'll see you tomorrow." " No, I think it's best that we stay apart." " Please leave." " You think we should stay apart?" " Okay." "Let's go wash up." " Please, he didn't mean to do anything bad." " I didn't do anything." " Thank you for coming over." "Please." " Thank you for having us over." " He'll apologize!" " If Jared in some way has upset Brendon, then we apologize." " Please, Bob, come on." " Please." "He..." " We've had a beautiful evening here, Mark." " Here." "Thank you for coming over." " Please tell Mary that I'm sorry and" " Okay, I will." "I will." " I'll see her tomorrow." " Okay, I will." " I was thinking, Mark, you should come to us for dinner tomorrow night." "Mary, would you like" " Hey, Bob!" "Get out." "Get out." " Thank you for having us." "It's been a wonderful night." " Okay." " We'll see you about 6:00." "I'm sure Jane will put on quite a feast." " Okay, Bob." " Sleep tight now." " Mark?" " I'm okay." " What was that?" " I'll clear it up." "If" " Mark?" "Mark?" "Mark, you scared me." "What's wrong?" " I'm not comfortable staying here, just us." "Are you?" " What?" " Toby's gonna head up tonight." "Then I say we go back tomorrow." "This isn't relaxing." " No, I don't want to leave." "And since when is your brother coming up?" " He needed a break." " A break from what?" " He sounded stressed." " Toby doesn't get stressed." " He'll be gone by tomorrow, if he even decides to come." "He probably won't." " Mark." " What?" "Maybe I just wanted to see him." " No, you didn't want to see me, is what this is." " That's not true." " Yeah, you've ruined this." "First the Sakowskis and now your brother?" " No, listen to me" " Just let me breathe for a minute." " I'm sorry." "Listen, we'll leave tomorrow." "We'll drop the little man off at your mother's house for a few days, and then we'll take off to some overpriced resort." "I want to be alone with you." " Some overpriced resort?" "That's your solution?" " Yes." " Really?" " I promise." " And Brendon?" " We'll do something when we get back." "We'll take him away somewhere, just the three of us." "I don't know." "_ okay, okay." "Okay." "You want to go outside?" "Ready to go outside?" "Come on." "Let's go outside." "You okay?" " Yeah." "Is it them?" " I don't know." "Harris?" "Oh, fuck." " Is it them?" " Was that Harris?" " No, sweetheart, he's okay." "I'm gonna call the police." " Use the phone upstairs." "'Mom!" " Sweetheart, I'm coming." "Hey, baby." "Okay, let's come upstairs with Mommy." " Was that Harris?" " All right." " Fuck." " Sweetheart, where's your portable phone?" " It's in my room." " Okay, can you go get it for Mommy?" " I don't know." "." "Okay"" "Then why don't you help me find my cell phone?" "Okay?" "No." "Okay." "Nothing in there?" " Where is it?" " I don't know." "I just had it." " Shit." "Where's your dad?" " Burying your dog" " Where?" "Come here." "Get over here now!" " No." " You piece of shit." "Did you do that to my car?" "Huh?" "You" "Damn it!" "Bobby!" "Come talk to me!" "We can work it out!" "NO guns!" " I heard a shot." " I thought I saw something." "Did you call the police?" " Our landline is dead." "Run for the car." " No, we can't." " We have a gun." " We can't." " We can protect ourselves." " Listen to me." "They slashed the tires." "You remember a landline at the Grandlands, right?" "_" "There's a phone on the wall in the kitchen." "What about your brother?" " I don't think he'll come." "If he does, it's not going to be for a while." "Do you remember how to use this?" "I want you to go upstairs, and I want you to lock yourselves in the bathroom, okay?" "You do not come out until you know that I'm back." "I'll call your names so you know it's me." " No, don't leave." " You're gonna be the man of the house until I get back, okay?" "All right, go upstairs." "Come on." "Go upstairs." " Be careful." " I will." "I'll wait until I hear the door shut." " Dad." "If" " What's taking him so long?" " He's only been gone 15 minutes." " I could have run there and back by now." " Oh, is that right?" " Yeah, I can run way faster than Dad." " Mm, I don't know." "You know, he was the 100 meter champion two years in a row in our high school." "I mean, I saw him beat guys with legs taller than you, so..." " You saw him win?" " Sure." "Both times." " Twice?" " Yeah." "You know, the day I met your father was at a track meet." "And..." "Yeah, I was a senior, and he was a junior, and I was handing out water to the athletes." "And I saw him coming out from this huge group of girls." "Oh, he was so handsome." "Yeah, practically every girl in town, they looked at him like he was a superhero." " But he made his way to me, and he said," ""Can I have a water, Mary?"" "And I looked at him, and I thought," ""You're not a superhero."" "But I fell in love with him right there." "If" "If" " Don't look." " When's Dad gonna be back?" " I bet before you know it." "Wash your hands, thank you." "Ah" "No, don't even." "~Shh!" " Mary?" "I've got a gift for you." " Please take everything." "Just leave us alone." " Mary, stay there!" " Dad!" " Please, what do you want?" "Please tell us what you want." " What I want is for you to put down" "Don't fucking move!" "Put down the gun that you've got pointed at the door and walk out here." "Or we can find a new daddy for Brendon." "It's your choice, Mary." " Don't let him hurt Dad." " Put your gun down." " Uh..." "That ain't the deal." "Keep your hands in the air." " Stay close, Brendon." ""Dad?" " I like your ability to listen, Mary." "Makes you quite a woman." "Get up." "Get up!" "On your feet." "Downstairs." "Go." " No." "My dad said don't move." " You'll never believe how sorry I am, will you?" " Please let us go." " I can't." "Bob would leave me." " No, he won't." "He loves you." "And you can come with us." "We'll take care of you if you're scared." "Please, Jane." " Take care of me how?" " Food, money, clothing, whatever you want." "Jane, please, lam begging you." " Mm-mm." "No." " Can-could my little brother come?" " Who?" "Jared?" "Yes." " When he took us from our home, I was 16, and he saved me from a life of darkness and betrayal." " Jane, please, we don't have any time." "Please take the gun." " No, I couldn't." "He'd be mad." "I can't have that." "You understand, don't you?" "You love each other." "What if- what if Mark left you?" "Imagine." "It hurts, don't it?" "He's not as bad as you think, I promise." "He just- he has dreams." "His-his real wife died, you know?" "She had cancer, and they couldn't afford it, and he told us all about her." "She was wonderful." " All right, son, you can sit down now." "Well, nobody got shot, so that's a good thing." "I'm guessing you don't like me too much at this point, huh?" "Little man?" " Did you kill my dog just because you're a coward?" "_ Hey, hey." " I would never kill a dog." "Would you kill a dog, Brendon?" "How about you, Jared?" "Would you kill a dog?" " Where's our dog, Bob?" "_" "That's your concern?" "Seriously?" "And my name isn't Bob, okay?" "Do I look like a Bob or a Bobby to you?" "Do I look like a fat, ugly Pole?" "No, my name... is Mark." "Got it'?" "Mark Hughes." " You're not Sakowski, are you?" " He didn't even have a boy." "Just a mouthy, stupid fuckin' wife." "You should have paid more attention, Mr. Lawyer." "Should have worn your glasses." " Who are you?" " Well..." "We are..." "Honey?" " Confused." " We're a little confused." "See, the list goes on, so it's kind of hard to keep track." "But what's important is who people think we are." "Who we feel like we are." "You know what?" "I should not have spoken badly about that Polack." "Honey, I should not have done that." "His life has led us to you and kept a roof over our head, and for that, lam grateful." "I mean, could you raise a family in a beat-up old station wagon, Mark?" "No, don't answer that." "Of course you wouldn't." "You wouldn't even try." "That's not the way to have the ideal family." "So here's the deal" "Stay there." " Best behavior." " Who is that?" " No, no!" " Who the fuck is that, Mark?" " Hello?" "Hello?" "Hey, bro." ". HEY" " How are you doing?" " Uh..." " You okay?" " Yeah, what-, how was the drive?" " Oh, it was good." "There was barely another car on the road for the past hour." " Hi." " Hi, how are you?" " Good." ". HEY" "Hey, where's Harris?" " Hey, there, younger brother." "They call me Slim Jim." "And this here is my wife, Tess." " Nice to meet you." "I'm Toby." " Hey, there, Toby." " Hey, now, your brother's been reluctantly sharing a few good stories about you two." "Rumor has it you weren't the easiest of all boys to raise." " Well, that's one way of putting it, I guess." "Slim Jim and..." "Tess moved in last year." " Almost a year ago today, believe it or not." "God damn, has it been that long already?" " Seems so." " Don't time fly?" " Well, it's nice to meet you both." " Likewise." " So where's the little guy?" " Oh, he's- he's upstairs playing." " Good, I was hoping to catch him up." " No, no, no, no, no, no, no." " Are you hungry?" " No, I'm - l'm good." "I had some mystery meat from the gas station on the way up." "I didn't think it was good." " Tell me, what brings you up here tonight, Toby?" " Well, this is our family place, so I spend quite a bit of time up here." " Is that so?" " Yeah, it's our grandfather's." "He left it for us." "Where's Harris?" " He's around here somewhere." " Wait." "So you're not hungry?" " No." "So where are you from?" " Excuse me?" " Where are you from?" " Well..." "My pa was a military man, among other things, and after my mother and sister died when I was just a young boy, he just couldn't sit still." "Fear of his insanity catching up with him," "I always assumed." "Yeah, he took it pretty bad." "Anyway, long story short," "I've lived just about everywhere you could probably name, young man." " That must have made you a bit crazy, huh?" " Did you just call me crazy?" "Well, I found out a lot about myself." "I got to realize I could be just about anyone I want, long as I'm prepared to make the appropriate sacrifices." " Where's your- where's your bags?" "Didn't you bring clothes?" " Yeah, I" "I left it in the car." " Bring it in." " Sure." "You know what?" "I need a cigarette anyway." " Go ahead and do that." " Toby!" "No!" "No!" " You motherfucker!" " Stop it!" "What are you doing?" "If" " Shoot me, you motherfucker!" "Shoot me, you motherfucker!" "Shoot me!" "Shoot me!" "Shoot me!" "I can't lose you!" "I can't lose you." "Stop." "If" "If" "If" "If" " You can stop fucking her now, Mark." "We get the gist." "You were perfect." " You're insane." " Well, now, if that means being a good father to my boy Brendon and a good husband to my wife, Mary, here, then..." "Color me insane." " Thank you." " Go downstairs." " I'm gonna try on some more dresses." "Sorry." " Get up." "_ Hey, hey." "Sit, sit, sit." "Sit, sit, sit, sit." " Now, Mary..." "I've got rules." "But admit it..." "You've been flirting with me since I got here this afternoon." "You should know that, Mark." "Your wife is a big flirt." "What she needs... ls some attention." "Now, you sit in that chair." " Don't you touch her." " Mark!" " You see?" "He's okay." "He's tough." "You get up, and you sit in that chair." "Get your fuckin' arm away from me!" "Okay." " Get up, bitch." "Sit back!" " Please don't do this." " You want me to let you go?" "Is that your request?" " Yes." " I'm not gonna fucking touch you." "But you're gonna do all the work." "Unzip my pants." "Let's have a little fun." "You get on top." " Mm-mm." " You get on top!" "Now make me believe I'm your sissy husband." " Sit back!" "Make some fuckin' noise." "Come on!" " Now scream if you want to go faster." "All right, enough foreplay." "Take off your pants." "God damn it!" " Take the gun!" "Just take the gun." " I'll fucking kill you!" " Get Brendon!" "Go into his room and wait for me." "Jared has my gun." "Go!" " Mary!" "You fucking whore!" "You had your chance." ""No!" ""Dad!" " Brendon!" " No, Jared, please, Jared." " Kill the little fucker!" " No!" " No." " Jared, please drop the gun, drop it." " Mom, Mom." " It's okay." "Brendon-please." "Jared, we'll drop the gun, and you drop the gun, okay?" " Jared, I'm gonna drop the gun on the count of three, okay?" " Please!" " One." "Two." "Three." " Fucking kill him!" ""No!" "Jared, no, please!" "Brendon." "Mark!" "_ okay, okay." "Okay, I'm dropping the gun." "Jared, I'm dropping the gun, okay?" "I'm gonna- take the gun away from his head." "Here we go." "Take the gun down." " Stand against the fucking mantelpiece." " Brendon." " Get downstairs right now!" " Drop the gun." " Right now, get downstairs!" "Or your- your kid is dead." " No, Jared, please!" " Jared, please don't hurt Brendon." "Mary, stay behind me." " Please." "Please, just don't hurt Brendon, please." " Get over there." " Please don't, Jared." " Get on the fucking couch right now!" " Doesn't hurt, does it?" " Mom." " Jared, don't." " You okay, honey?" "These are wonderful." " We'll give you whatever you want." "Please, please." " You think I won't do it?" "Yeah, I've done it before." " Honey." "Perfect." " Stop crowding me." " I just" "I wanted to say that I like it here." "We did good, didn't we?" " Get the article." "Read it." " "Tess was tragically killed while crossing the street on the corner of"" "I-I can't say that word." ""And Elmore Avenue on her way home from school yesterday."" " Enough." " See, we've been waiting for you..." "For a long time." "Found you in the paper one day..." "And bingo..." "The perfect family." " Please, we won't call the police." "You can stay up here as long as you like." " I can do what I want." "Because you're intruding in my house." " Our house." " And in this glorious country..." "I have the right to protect my sacred home, Mary." " No, Mark." "I'm Mary." "Why are you being so mean?" "Answer me." "What'd I do wrong?" "Nothing." "'Cause I'm perfect now." "I'm - l'm" "_" " I'm..." "Perfect." " Get off me!" "Get off me!" " Fuck!" " Mark, that's bad!" " Get-get over there!" "Drop the fucking gun!" "Drop it, Jane!" " God damn it!" " Drop it, or I'll fucking kill him!" "Drop the gun, Jane!" "Drop it, Jane." " Mary?" "I'm gonna come over now..." "And get the gun from you so that nobody gets hurt." "Okay?" " So nobody gets hurt, okay?" " That's right." "Good girl." "Good girl." "Look at me, Bobby." " I did all of this." " Get behind me." "_ I_" "I killed your own brother, your own flesh and blood." "And she's still perfect." "I want that." "I want- I want that place." "I want that feeling." "I want that perfection." " Stop, you fucking psycho!" "I killed my daughter!" "How are we fucking perfect, huh?" "Answer me!" "I didn't pick her up from school, and she fucking died, huh?" "Answer me!" " Mark, stop." " We're not fucking perfect!" "Don't." "Don't fucking move." " That's not my nature." " I'm sorry." "Could I, um..." "Could I have a minute?" " I'll be back in five." " Thank you." " I love you." " I love you too." " How's Brendon readjusting to being back in school?" "Well, that's good to hear." "And have you decided to sell the place?" "And how are you two doing?" "If"

"Previously on "The Vampire Diaries"..." "I can't." "I can't." "I can't." "Turn it off." "She's ruthless without her humanity, Damon." "When Silas was buried by the witch Qetsiyah, she left him with the cure." "She knew that he wanted to die, be reunited with his one true love." "Bonnie is the one that can drop the veil between this side and the other side." "You will open the floodgates for every supernatural being that has ever died." "Silas, show me your real face." "Now, why would I do that when I can look like whomever I want you to see?" "So what are we gonna do?" "Lock her up, make her life a living hell." "You boys want to play games?" "Let's see who breaks first." "Elena, you're here." "Hey, I got valedictorian." "You can help me write my speech." " Pass." " Oh, come on." "We're graduating this year." "This is it." "We're gonna have to soak up every second before..." "Wait." "Something is not right." "I don't want to be here." "What is wrong with you?" "Don't you want to be with your friends, graduation parties, caps, gowns?" "You know the drill." "What is this?" "We're not really here, are we?" " We're in my head." " Relax." "I just want to show you all the things you've been missing out on since you took the giant leap over the cuckoo's nest." "Last thing I remember..." "Let me guess." "Prom..." "Beautiful dress, gorgeous hair, you trying to murder Bonnie." "It's a good thing I was there to take care of you." " You starved me, you and Stefan." " Yeah." "Well, we had to keep you weak so I could bring you here." "See, the way I figure it is, if I can make you nostalgic, then you're already halfway to getting your humanity back." "It's not gonna work, Damon." "Well, there are other ways to provoke an emotional response." "You still have her locked in the safe?" "You've been in her head for an hour." "What, still nothing?" "How you doing in there?" "Come on." "Is the old you ready to come out and play?" "Go to hell." "Ok." "Back you go." "We can do this the nice way, or we can do it the other way, but either way, we're not stopping until you turn your humanity switch back on." "So I'm gonna let you think about that, and I'm gonna come back for you in a couple hours or a couple years because all we have is time." "Where is she?" "I want to see her." "We're not letting anyone see her." "That's the whole point." "Isolation leads to misery, leads to emotion." "She's been here for days." "She hasn't improved at all?" "Look." "She doesn't want to, Caroline, not yet, all right?" "She's devastated." "She lost her brother." "She attacked her friends." "She killed an innocent woman." "You said that you knew how to help her." " I did say that." "We are." " How, by torturing her?" "It's not torture." "It's an intervention." "The only chance we have with her is to provoke her, to trigger something..." "Fear, anger, self-pity, anything." "Let me talk to her before any more interventioning." "If she's weak, she can't hurt me." "Please just let me try." "Good luck." "I brought you something." "It doesn't have any vervain in it, I swear." "I just figured a little blood might help you think straight." "For the record, I don't agree with what they're doing." "I mean, I agree that you need to turn your humanity back on, but I don't think that making you suffer is the way to do it." "That's not who you are." "What makes you such an expert on who I am?" "Because we've been friends forever." "I tried to kill you, Caroline." "I'm not exactly BFF material anymore." "You should move on." "I am not going to give up on you." "This annoying, clingy thing that you're doing, did it ever occur to you maybe that's why both your boyfriends skipped town?" "I mean, I know that Tyler said he was running for his life." "Maybe he was running from you." "And Klaus..." "I mean, let's just say it." "Nobody likes a tease." "Hey, I'm not judging." "Might be nice to have a bad boy ruffle those perfect feathers." "You're in pain." "You're lashing out." "I get it, but you can't stay this way forever." "We're about to graduate and start new lives, and you deserve..." "Are you seriously talking about High-School graduation?" "Caroline, do you realize how pathetic you're gonna look in that cap and gown pretending to be human while your mom fake-smiles and just counts down the minutes until you leave town so that you can stop being a reminder" "that her daughter is a repulsive, blood-sucking, control freak monster?" "It's really too bad Stefan stopped me before I put you out of your misery, but, hey, here's to second chances." "Elena?" "Do whatever you have to do." "I'm gonna be upstairs." "Ahh..." "I was wondering if you were gonna say hello or keep ignoring me." "I was working." "I see you compelled the bartenders again." "I'm celebrating." "My brothers and I have parted company." "Elijah and Nik have run off to New Orleans chasing God knows what, and I am finally free." "Yeah." "I heard about that." "Did you hear that I lost the cure to Silas?" "I was this close to the life that I always wanted, and then, poof, gone in a heartbeat." "I'm sorry." "I know how much you wanted it." "Please." "I know you were planning on stealing it for Elena." " I never had a chance, did I?" " I meant what I said, but if you want to feel sorry for yourself, go ahead." " Why don't you stay and have a drink?" " I can't." "I've got to go meet Caroline." "Are they still keeping Elena trapped in the Salvatore mansion?" "I happen to like her just the way she is." "It's tragic that they're trying so desperately to fix something that isn't broken." "Elena was my friend long before she was your mean-girl sidekick." "So if you're upset that you lost the cure and your brothers ditched you, why are you still in Mystic Falls?" "Some of us don't have the option of leaving." "Some of us are broke and failing all of our classes and stuck here." "So why don't you take your freedom and get the hell out of town?" "I would." "Bonnie, where have you been?" "I left you, like, 90 million messages." "Studying French." "We still have final exams, remember?" "Oh, don't remind me." "Look." "This whole thing with Elena, it's about to get brutal, and I know that she's not your favorite person right now, but I could really use you over here." "For what, moral support or so you can check up on me?" "Moral support and maybe just a tiny check-in to make sure that Silas isn't playing any more pesky little mind games with you." "I'm fine, ok?" "Silas doesn't control me anymore." "And I think I'll pass on the invite." "Elena tried to kill me." "I'm not quite ready to forgive and forget." "I'm gonna call you later, ok?" "I got to go." "Lying, scheming, and a secret rendezvous with moi?" "Not very Bonnie Bennett-y, especially when Elena needs her favorite witch." "This has nothing to do with them." "This is between you and me." "All right." "Well, luckily for you," "I've got some spare time on my hands." "You said you have an offer that I can't refuse." "Well, by all means." "What do you have in mind?" "Good." "You're awake." "We thought you could use a little sunshine." "Looking for this?" "Aw." "You know the rules." "Bad girls don't get nice jewelry." "You took my ring." "I'm devastated." "And bored." "Can I go back to solitary now?" "No." "I kind of like you in the hot seat." "Whenever you're ready, brother." "Am I supposed to be scared?" "You will be." "And when you are, focus on that fear." "It's the key to getting your humanity back." "You're not gonna burn me." " You don't think so?" " No." "And even if you do manage to get my emotions back," "I'll remember all this." "And I'll hate both of you for it." "Tsk." "Worth the risk." "Aah!" "Ugh!" "Aah!" "That feels better, huh?" "How about a little gratitude or any human emotion whatsoever?" "And we can stop this." "I didn't quite catch that." "I said, I'm gonna kill you." "Bingo." "See?" "There's a little rage." "I should have figured that'd be the first emotion that came out of you." "I tend to pull that out of people." "Elena, look at me." "We don't want to do this, ok?" "You can stop this right now." "It's your choice." "Kind of funny, actually, you being the one to pull back the curtain." "I bet part of you enjoys it since, you know, I dumped you and all." "Wow." "That was downright vindictive." "See?" "I think now we're breaking through that tough candy shell and getting into the ooey-gooey rich center of your humanity." "This is good." "I think we should shine some light on the subject." "Let me guess..." "This is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me." "Look, I know what you're going through." "After all you've done, you're afraid to face the guilt you'll feel if you turned your emotions back on." "The only way we can help you is to make the alternative hurt even worse." "Aah!" "Aah..." "Oh, we have to keep talking." "If we don't keep talking, then I won't be able to stop myself from listening in." "And I can't stand to hear Elena in pain." " What do you want to talk about?" " I don't know." "Anything." " I ordered you a cap and gown." " You did?" "I just figured that you'd forget, so I ordered yours when I ordered mine." "And I got one for Elena, too." "It's gonna work." "We're gonna get Elena back." "What the hell is she doing here?" "Hi." "I don't mean to interfere." "It's just I happen to know all they keep in this house is blood and booze." "So I brought a peace offering." "Burgers?" "Thanks." "Yeah, we can't really entertain right now," " but thanks for stopping by." " I think I might stay." "Matt mentioned that he was failing classes and needed a study buddy." "You're failing?" "Well, why didn't you ask me to help you study?" " Well, I didn't exactly ask her." " Well, what classes are you failing?" "I'm not failing." "I'm just really, really behind." " History and Italian and math." " Matt!" "This year's been a little distracting." "We could both help." ""All hands on deck."" " That's the motto around here, right?" " We don't have a motto." "Look, if you need to study, we're gonna study." "I'm gonna go home, and I'm gonna get my flash cards and my study guides and some energy bars." "This is gonna be good." " You dated that?" " She likes projects." "Who's there?" " Oh, my God." " Hello, Caroline." "Let me get this straight." "You want me to hand over Silas' tombstone?" "What makes you think I even have it?" "I know you took it from the island." "You're a scavenger." "You'd never leave it behind." "So you're working for Silas now, huh?" "Running errands for the big, bad immortal." "I didn't switch sides." "In two days, there'll be a full moon." "Silas wants me to harness its power to drop the veil between our side and the other side." "He wants to take the cure, and then he wants to die." "I said I'd help him, and I've been hiding from him ever since, buying time." " Time for what?" " You don't need to worry about it." "You just need to bring me the tombstone." "It's a hunk of rock." " What do you even want with it?" " The less you know, the better." "Silas is psychic." "He can get into people's heads, read their minds, make them see things that aren't really there." "I'm taking a big enough risk just talking to you." "Ok." "Then how do I know that you're not him?" "You don't." "But I'm not." "And what makes you so sure that I'm not him?" "Because he can't get into my head anymore." "Because I am the only one who can see his true face." "What's in it for me?" "Bring me the tombstone." "Help me stop Silas from unleashing hell on earth." "Believe me, I'll make it worth your while." "You're gonna thank me for this." "After you turn it back on, you'll realize life with no emotions blew." "You know what else blew?" "Being sired to you." "Going every day believing that I was in love with you." "I remember every horrible moment of it." "And you..." "So scared that it wasn't real." "Well, guess what." "It wasn't." "You were right." "So go ahead." "Keep trying to get the old me back." "Who knows?" "Maybe Stefan and I will give it another go." "I am the girl that you love." "You wouldn't do anything to actually hurt me." "You just proved that." "So what do I really have to be afraid of?" "So that went well." "Every other vampire turns it on, no problem." "You kill." "You feed." "You do all the awful things that a vampire does." "And then when you're done, you turn it back on." "Why is she being so stubborn?" "Because she has nothing to come back to." "Her home's gone." "Her family's gone." "She alienated her friends." "She destroyed her relationships." "No." "She wants to come back." "Scaring the hell out of her should have worked." "She's smart." "She knows we're not gonna hurt her." "All right." "So we get somebody else, somebody who really will hurt her." "Who?" " Katherine?" " Think about it." "She's the reason Jeremy's dead, right?" "So if anybody's gonna provoke an emotion, it's her." "So we call her and then what?" "Beg her to help us out of the kindness of her own heart?" "You kidding me?" "Katherine was just abandoned by Elijah." "She has nothing." "She has no one." "We invite her into our house to come torture Elena." "There's no way she's gonna turn that down." "Everyone said that you were gone for good." "That's true." "But I never meant to go without saying good-bye." "You don't owe me an explanation." "You're moving on." "By all means, go." "Well, that's just it, isn't it?" "I never had any intention of moving on." "The truth is, I've tried to stop thinking about you." "And I can't." "Come to New Orleans." " What are you afraid of?" " You!" "I'm afraid of you." "Wouldn't it be more accurate to say you're afraid of yourself, your darkest desires?" "Elena was right, wasn't she?" "Deep down, you long to have your perfect feathers ruffled." "How do you know what Elena said to me in that cell?" " Aah!" " Then again..." "There's so much to be afraid of, isn't there, like what I'll do to you if your friend Bonnie doesn't come out of hiding." "Where is she?" " Silas." " Where is she?" "!" "She's not at home." "She's not anywhere." "Bonnie is playing games with me." "And I don't like it." "Tell her I'm looking for her." "Tell her to come out of the shadows." "Tell her that this..." "Is only the beginning." "What time will Caroline return from the train station?" "Well, that's handy." "Sort of a cheat, though, isn't it?" "Not everyone's had a thousand years to learn everything about everything." "I'm not sure how good I am at learning Italian." "I was fluent in the 12th century, but languages have a way of evolving." "So can you help or not?" "Of course I can." "Don't be cranky." "I was just teasing." "I'm sorry." "I just don't want to get left behind when all my friends go to college and I'm the only repeat senior." "The only reason that you are failing is because you're preoccupied with training doomed hunters and dealing with Elena's drama." "You need better friends, like me." "I could compel you good grades, get a scholarship." "I don't want to do that." "Why not?" "Everyone needs an advantage in life." "I could be yours." "When you convinced me to save April Young's life at the prom," "I realized that I could be a better person." "And I'm grateful for that." "So let me give you some advice." "Take advantage of what I'm offering you." "Make something of yourself." "For the record, anyone who leaves you behind is a fool." "I wouldn't." "What a beautiful sentiment." "Seriously?" "You can't knock?" "Sorry." "I didn't realize we were standing on formalities." " What the hell are you doing here?" " You didn't get the memo?" "I'm here to talk some sense into poor emotionless Elena." " Are you out of your mind?" " You got a better idea, prom King?" "Unless you want me to lock you up in there with her, I suggest you shut up and let the adults handle this." "Well, it looks like the lunatics have taken over the asylum." " Where are you going?" " I'm calling Caroline." "There's no way we're letting that psycho in there with Elena." " Caroline!" " Aah!" "Oh." " Where have you been?" " Matt!" "We have to get out of here." "No, Caroline." "Caroline, wait." "It's ok." "No, it's not ok." "Silas is out there." "And he made me think that he was Klaus..." "What are you talking about?" "What's Silas want with you?" "He's trying to get to Bonnie." "Do you know where Bonnie is?" "If I knew where she was," "I wouldn't bother with you." "Now, get me Bonnie, or I'm going to kill someone." "Maybe I'll start with your mother." "No one in the house can help you." "Find Bonnie or I'll kill the person you love the most." "I know." "I promised I wouldn't work too late." "Mom, I need you to get home and lock all the doors right now." "Don't let anyone inside, not even me because I have a key, so I can let myself in." "Do you understand?" " What's going on?" " Just do it, OK?" "I'm on my way." "Oh, honey, you look awful." " What the hell are you doing here?" " Your boyfriends invited me." "They want to know if you still have a heart." "There it is." "Your bodyguards won't let me kill you, but I can rip your throat out." "So I don't have to listen to you whine." "But first, satisfy my curiosity." "What did you tell Elijah back in Willoughby?" "That's why you're here." "He dumped you, didn't he?" "Now you're just looking for a scapegoat." "Tell me what you said to turn him against me or I will feed you your own eyeballs." "I didn't have to say anything." "Look at you." "A self-obsessed egomaniac on the run for 5 centuries." "What good would you be to anyone?" "You're the definition of damaged goods." "No wonder Elijah left you." "Yeah, I've done some pretty horrible things to survive." "But unlike you, poor, delicate Elena," "I don't turn it off." "I deal with it." "You wouldn't last a week as a vampire without everyone fawning over you." "But I'd love to see you try." "All that pain and torture of her took quite a thirst." "It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that Elena called you out on your recent boy trouble, could it?" "Sorry." "I couldn't help but overhear." "Did you ever think Elena would have been better off if she'd never met you?" "You're trying to get a rise out of me?" "Because my emotions are fine." "I love Elena." "I despise you." "Mm, so romantic." "So doomed to fail." "You know, as soon as she goes back to her old self, she'll go straight to Stefan." "That's the tragedy of you." "You never get the girl." " She's gone." " What?" "Elena's not in her cell." "I'm gonna check the grounds." "Find out what she did." "Oops." "Did I forget to lock her in?" "Let's just say I've lost interest in Elena's recovery." "I'd rather watch her tear through an orphanage." "Heh heh." "Imagine trying to come back from a spiral like that." " Elena's gone?" " What happened?" "Donovan, you're coming with me." "Why should he?" "Because Elena's hungry and missing." "For once, his life might actually have a purpose." "Bonnie, why aren't you answering?" "Silas isn't going to just give up." "You're the only one that can stop him." "Call me." "Caroline, what's going on?" "Mom, don't come any closer." "Stop." "What's wrong?" "I don't know how to tell if it's really you." "What if this is another trick?" "Well, he can get in my head." "And he would have known that I called you." "Ok, Caroline." "It's me." "It's your mother." "I don't know what's happening, but everything's going to be ok." "All right?" "You just need to talk to me." " Hi." "How's it going?" " Oh, good." "Ugh." "Ahh." "Please help me." "Matt." "Thank God you found me." "Elena, stop." "I know you don't want to do this." " I know you don't want to hurt me." " I'm a vampire, Matt." "The thing about vampires is that we need to feed." "No, but you're more than that." "You're my friend." "You're my oldest friend." "You're the girl that I've loved longer than I can remember." "Whatever wall you want to put up," "I know that still means something to you." "Deep down..." "It probably does mean something..." "But I am really hungry." "Bonnie hasn't called back yet." "I just don't understand why she hasn't called." "Caroline?" "There you are." "What's going on?" "Are you all right?" "I've been calling you for hours." "Sorry." "I came as soon as I got the message." "Caroline, let me in." "Let me help." "How do I know it's you?" "Silas keeps getting in my head, attacking me." "He says he wants to know where you are." "He threatened my mother." "Caroline?" "Mom, just stay there." "Caroline, that is not your mother." "What's going on?" "Oh, my God." "Did you really think you could hide from me," "Bonnie?" "I'm here now." "What did you do to her mother?" "She's right where you left her." "Mom?" "Mom!" "Ohh..." "I thought you and I were on the same side." "We are." "The full moon isn't for two more days." "I've been gathering my strength, preparing myself." "You're the only one who can do this spell." "So I can't hurt you." "But I can hurt the people you love." "You do understand that, right?" "I understand." "I will do your spell." "I will drop the veil." "And I will help you die." "I promise." "Just don't hurt my friends." "Come on." "Please." "Please, please, please." "Mom..." "Your promise is binding, Bonnie." "If you break it, you have to answer to me." "I won't break it." "Then you should leave this house right now." "And the next time I come looking for you," "I expect you to be waiting." "Open... open your eyes, mom." "You need my blood in your system." "Come on." "Mom." "Please, mom." "Please..." "Mom..." "Mom?" "Oh, come on." "I barely drained an artery." "Come on." "Get up." "I'm hungry." "And my head's fuzzy." "I can't think straight." "I need more." "Elena, stop." "But you're so good." "Hey, hey." "You're cut off." "Let go of me." " Stop it." " Enough." "You are acting like a little spoiled brat." "You know that?" "You think that we can't punish you." "Maybe not." "But I can sure punish him." "Elena." " Seriously?" "You think this is..." " Shut up." "I'm done playing nice." "Turn your emotions back on right now, Elena, or so help me, God, I will give you something to be sad about." "I will kill him right here in front of you." "Damon." "Don't "Damon" me." "If she doesn't love anyone, fine." "Prove it." "And if I'm wrong, what difference does it make?" "One less bus boy." "Elena..." "You're bluffing." "How about now?" "You feel anything now?" "You angry I just turned your buddy into road kill?" "Or are you sad that the guy that everybody loves is just a bag of bones?" "Remember when he was a little kid, huh?" "Warm heart, big, goofy smile, his whole life ahead of him." "I guess it was a good idea that he was wearing this." "Oh, God, Matt." "You feeling that weight lifting off your chest?" "That's joy." "Because your friend isn't dead." "That's emotion, Elena." "That's humanity." "You're gonna be ok." " No." " Look at me." " No." "No." "No." "It's not ok." " Elena." "What I've done?" " Hey." " No, no." "What did I do?" "I almost killed him." "Matt." "I almost... and then Bonnie and Caroline." "I just... no, no." "I mean, the woman, the waitress." "I actually killed that waitress." "Hey, hey." "No!" "I killed..." "That waitress." "Hey." "Elena." "Hey." "Hey." "Look at me." "Look at me." "I know this stage, ok?" "The emotions are overwhelming you." "You just have to focus on one thing, ok?" "No, I can't." "I can't." "You just find that one thing inside of you that makes you strong." "It's in there." "Just latch on to it." "Channel everything you're feeling into that one emotion." "Find the thing inside of you that makes you want to live." "Elena, let it in." "Let it in." "That's good." "That's it." "That's it." "Just breathe it in." "Blow everything else out." "That's good." "That's good." "You ok?" "No." "I'm not ok." "But I'll get better." "Come on." "Ok, this will work." "Mom?" "Open your eyes." "Come on." "Wake up." "You have to wake up." "You have to see me graduate." "I swear I'll get..." "I swear I'll get you out of this town and find you a nice man." "Mom!" "Ok." "I've never actually seen that ring in action before." "Does it hurt?" "You mean getting my neck snapped or coming back from the dead?" "Because they both hurt like hell." "Did it work?" "Well, it looks like Elena's emotional floodgates have been burst wide open." "So she'll be back to her dull, sympathetic self in no time." "Here." "That was a brave thing to do." "She saved me from drowning at the bottom of that river." "I'm just doing what I can to pay her back." "There aren't enough apologies in the world for the part that I played in this." "Running you off the bridge," "Elena becoming a vampire to save you." "If you don't want me to cheat you into college, fine." "We'll do it the hard way." "But, Matt..." "I will spend every day until graduation trying to find a way to pay you back." "I'm perfectly aware that tombstone isn't just a hunk of rock." " No kidding." " And it got me thinking, all big spells require a source of power, a recurring element like a full moon, a comet." "But that tombstone is filled with the blood of your ancient relative Katsooyay or whatever." "Qetsiyah." "She was powerful enough to create the other side." "So maybe if you have her blood, you don't need a full moon to drop the veil." "Maybe you can do it whenever you want." "The thing I can't figure out is why do you want to drop the veil at all?" "I have my reasons." "And again, I ask, what's in it for me?" "You'll get the one thing you want most in this world..." "Freedom, survival." "Never having to run from anyone again." "Once I've dropped the veil, I can speak to Qetsiyah." "She created the spell that made Silas truly immortal, invulnerable to any weapon." "You'd like that for yourself, wouldn't you?" "I can give it to you." "Bonnie Bennett, we have a deal." "Hey..." "There you go." "How you feeling?" "The pain's still there." "The grief..." "And shame." "I get it now." "Shutting it off, it's a cheat." "I mean, you put up this wall and shut out everything that makes you who you are." "Nothing affects you, nothing matters." "But things do matter..." "Things happen that can't be undone and now I know there's something I need to do about that." "Elena, what you need to do is rest, take it easy for a couple of days." "Maybe even a couple of years." "Here." "I..." "I'm done resting." "I have to get ready." "There's so much that I have to do." "Whoa." "Hey." "What are you talking about?" "Think about it." "It's so obvious." "Go back far enough, there's one person who brought us to this..." "Who ruined our lives..." "And look at you two." "Everything that's happened to you, she did that." "She brought Klaus to Mystic Falls, she turned Caroline into a vampire." "She killed my brother." "It all comes down to her..." "Katherine." "Ok, Stefan said to focus on one thing, so I did." "I focused on hate." "And I hate her so much." "Well, I don't think that's what he meant." "Elena, Katherine's not worth your time." "Even if you spend 10 minutes of your life hating her, she wins." "Not if I kill her."

" What?" " Ships are mind-boggling..." " aren't they?" " Sure." "Why is that?" " What?" " Why are they mind-boggling?" "They don't sink." "Were they supposed to?" "Sure." "So heavy and so huge, filled... with heavy stuff." "They should... sink right down." ""SO NORMAL" " THE MOVIE"" " and enjoy our convenience stores." "We wish you all a great trip." "Make way for the newlyweds!" "Newlyweds passing through." "Excuse us, please." "Is there a priority check-in for honeymooners?" "Yes, there is." "Well, then..." "I'm not good at farewells." "Me neither." "See you around, then." " Enjoy your honeymoon." " Thanks." "Take care." "Are you going on your honeymoon by yourself?" "I hope not, if I find a well-hung sailor aboard." "Rui!" "I just heard we won't leave for 2 more hours." " So?" " In my state, I can wait... 2 hours by myself." "What do you want me to do?" "Would you keep me company?" "For 2 hours?" "Doing what?" "Have you thought we might never see each other again?" "You said you'd call me." "But who said I keep my promises?" " You don't?" " No, I do, but... we might hit an Antarctic iceberg near Punta Del Este." "Icebergs don't get there." " They do." " No, they don't." " Do to!" " Do not!" "Groom passing through!" "Make way for the newlyweds!" "Are there any icebergs coming from the Antarctic?" "No, there are not." "I must be the lousiest company on earth." "He won't keep me company for a minute!" "1 minute is ok." "Even 15 minutes is fine." "But 120 minutes need to be filled up somehow." "So would you stay with me, if we fill up those 2 hours?" "Yes, I would." "Excuse us, please." "I know what we could do to fill up our time... and, at the same time, ease our tension." "Both?" "I like it already." "But you mustn't believe your soul will go to hell... and God will punish you." "Do you believe that?" "Excuse us." "Coming through!" " How do you do?" " Fine, thank God!" "All's fine for the faithful." "May I ask what you are looking for?" "Us?" "For you, father." "Exactly." "For You, our Father!" "Not that Father." "This one." "Right." "For you, father." " And we found you." " Halleluia!" " You married us, remember?" " Yesterday?" "I do." "But serious events last night... made us realize we've made a big mistake." "And since a wedding annulment is expensive..." "Would you please come out?" "Hidden like that, it looks like..." " You're in..." " The outhouse." "Yeah, in the... privy." " That's better." " Much better." "Where were we?" "We'd like to know if..." "When you purchase an appliance... there's a 24-hour return period." " It's been less than 12 hours." " Exactly." " So, I though..." " Say no more." "You think I can annul your vows?" "No way!" " No!" " "Annul" is a strong word." "Way too strong." "We thought you could just rip our wedding papers up." " Rip them up?" "!" " Or burn them." "Please?" "Are you two crazy?" " We're not..." " At all." "Listen, father..." "We had a tense night." " Indeed." " Relax, my children." "I've officiated at weddings for 20 years." "Next-day... jitters are quite normal." "But anyone can see you were made for each other." "We what?" "No, not us." "We weren't..." "We met yesterday." "Pardon?" "We met yesterday." "GIANT MINI FLASHBACK" "Not in there!" "Give me the money." "This is for the... huh..." " I'll win the bet." " Will not." " Will not!" " I will!" "You don't know who I bet on." "Who's the groom?" " I am." " You?" "Congratulations." "I wish you all the best." "I'm the 6 PM bride." " Congratulations." " Thanks." "All the best." "We meant to vacate the church..." " You haven't?" " The nave's free... but we're still at the receiving line." "You were to vacate it 25 minutes ago." "There's a problem." "Nobody brought rice." "Everyone expected someone else to bring it, so there's no rice." "I wish mine had no rice." "Don't say that." "Without rice, your wedding is jinxed." " Oh yeah?" " Really jinxed." " Just a sec." " Thanks." "Has anyone brought rice?" "Rice?" "It's right here." "What is that?" "100 lbs." "Martha wanted to make sure we had enough." "Martha's family always exaggerates." "Great." "Martha's your fiancee?" "Girlfriend." "We skipped the engagement part." "Me, too!" "From Sergio's girlfriend to his bride." " Engagements are dated." " Yeah." "A thing from the past." "So... can I have a handful?" "Angela, give the lady here 200 oz." "No can do, Rui." "I'm Martha's bridesmaid, and the Bag Keeper." " "Bag Keeper"?" " The rice bag." "The priest might mistake it for charity." "That's so exciting, daddy." "You liked it, sweetie?" "I had it selected just for you." "So cute, daddy." "And I know how hard switching the ring tone is." "If not today, when would I ever use that?" "You're not gonna answer?" "Let it ring a bit longer." "Answer it." "It might be important." "Hello?" "Rui, let me guess:" "The wedding's off." "No problem." "We'll save on your apartment mortgage." "Give it to me, come on." "Hi, Rui." "We're stuck in gridlock." "Well, brides are supposed to be late anyway." "There's no hurry." "The 6 PM bride's here with me." "She is?" "How come?" "What happened?" "She needs some rice." "Just 48 oz." "I'll pay it back." "Angela won't let anyone near our rice." "Rightly so." "She's the Bag Keeper." "Talk to her and green-light it yourself." "All right." " It's important." " Cool." "Okay." "She said no." " No way!" " Why, Martha?" "Too bad they forgot their rice." "I won't ruin my wedding for their stupidity." "Martha, there's 100 lbs." "Here." "Enough to bury us." "Look, Rui." "There are 500 guests." "100 lbs." "Divided by 500 guests equals 100 oz... barely a handful." "What did she say?" "100 lbs." "Divided by 500 guests... equals 100 oz per guest." "Just a handful." "But not everyone throws rice." "Heard that?" "Not everyone throws rice." ""Says who?" "In case they all do, there won't be enough."" "Someone might wanna throw 2 handfuls." "I'm not asking for a bag." "Just a handful." "She wants only a handful." "Will you stop aggravating me right now?" "!" "My answer is no!" "Okay, but that's absurd." "You're being selfish... but I won't argue with you in the vestry." "I forgive her, cause she's nervous." "She is nervous?" "And what am I?" "!" "I will have no rice thrown." "You could throw flower petals." "That's in." "Bitch!" "Fuck!" "Miser!" "Sit down, guys." "I was the 6 PM bride." "But I paid for half of these flowers... and I'll have to take my half now by force majeure." "Rice is out." "Petals are in, okay?" "Throw the flowers I gave you." "Come on!" "Wait!" "Not the stems!" "It's almost 7:30 PM." "Honk!" "Louder!" "They're ruining my entrance." "Who is that?" " Crying over there?" " Beats me." " Been at it forever." " Why?" "I don't know." "Are you all right?" "Why are you crying?" "Keep it down." "Was it a guy?" "Stop, Vani." "Don't!" "Don't tease them." "Come on, baby, get into the swing of it." "What's the use of renting a carriage, if you act normal?" "Going to make babies, huh?" "!" "Go deep, big daddy!" " You're on fire, baby!" " The groom's a cuckold!" "Oh, great!" "This is so embarrassing!" "Stop it." "They're jealous of us." "Whore!" "Whore!" "Whore!" "Can't we go any faster?" "Let's gallop!" "This is part of the carriage's romanticism." "Those bastards up front won't move!" " Penguin!" " Fuck you!" "Don't!" "Don't do that!" "They're irate." "Soon, they throw eggs at us." "Please." "Who'd throw eggs at a bride?" "Shit!" "We're have come here today in the sight of our Lord... to join in holy matrimony Martha and Rui." "But, first, I'd like to share with you... a few thoughts on another matrimony... held in Canaan, 2,000 years ago." "Rentals are disgusting." "So many balls must've sweated in here." "Stop." "People are staring at our butts, Rui." "Who?" "They are not." "Grooms get sweaty balls." "It's a warm spot." "This suit must be impregnated with men... and it itches." "It itches badly." "Look at the crowd, honey." "They are sending guests away." "And I fretted over the attendance." "Told'ya I don't believe in bad luck." " Son, son!" " Mom!" "Guess what happened?" "The local druglords... shut down all businesses in the district." " What?" "!" " No shit, mom?" "The reception hall is closed." "The bouncers said today's reception is canceled." " I'll talk to..." " Weddings are not businesses!" "Weddings are sacred!" "Get me this druglord right now!" "Wait here, son." "Women know how to deal with these problems." "She's sensible." "She'll charm him with her sweetness." "She'll straighten this out." "Shut up, mom." "I've got a migraine." "Vani can handle it, son." "Let her take care of it." "We're screwed!" "Screwed, mom!" " I..." " I..." "Martha Figueira..." "Martha Figueira, promise... to be faithful to you..." " to love..." " to love..." " and respect you..." " and respect you... for better or for worse... for better or for worse... as long as we both shall live." "As long as we both shall live." "May God bless you, and bless... your love and commitment." "You may kiss the bride." "LOVEMOBILE" "10 years from now, in a routine physical, the doctor... will find rice stuck to my balls." "Spare me your scatology today." "I've got rice everywhere." "Open it." "I need lessons on unbuttoning all these." "Call me when you throw the bouquet, okay?" "It's the best part." " Not today." " Why not?" "I promised my mom I'd throw it to her cousin." " Who?" " A miserable woman... abused as a kid by her drunk father, and her 3 boyfriends... all drunks, who beat her up." "A tragedy." "Didn't you see a skinny girl crying in the front row?" "Thanks, guys!" "My pleasure collaborating with you." "Too bad you cleaned me good." "I hope to collaborate further in the future." "Motherfuckers!" "Thieves!" "Police!" "MATTRESS-DRILL" "There was rice left." "I had an idea." "What idea?" "Now what?" "Do I leave you here?" "No, take me to our bed, Sergio." "Do we just go ahead and do it?" "On their wedding night, most people are anxious to do it." "Right." "And are you?" "Anxious to have sex?" "No, but something has to go right for us tonight." "I'll take a shower first." "I'm all gooey with egg..." "I'll take one, too, then." "You'll smell good, whereas I'm all stinky." " Are you?" " No... only in certain spots." "My dress train is long, hot." "But I'll go first." "Wait!" "Take me to the kitchen." "I wanna pop our champagne." " Wanna "pop" in the kitchen?" " Yeah." "Watch out, Sergio." "Look, there's leftover lasagna." "Heat it up in the microwave." "I'm starving." "Give your body pleasure, Macarena Cause your body's for good things" "Give your body pleasure, Macarena Ehhh, Macarena!" "Bouquet pots are a fun, traditional wedding game." "The groom and his best men bet on who will grab it." "Whoever wins, donates the pot money to charity." " That's nice." " Yeah, and I bet on you." "I support charity organizations for the poor, so..." "I really have to win." "I'll try." "It's in my own interest." "Here's an insider's tip for you, ok?" "Remember that girl crying in the church?" "Martha will throw it at her out of pity." " No way?" " Here's the deal:" "Try and position yourself..." "Girls, I'm gonna throw the bouquet!" "Ready?" "One..." "Two..." "I wanna see you, and hold your body" "Sleep with you" "Day and night" "Everyday of our love" "I wanna love you forever..." "Whose lipstick is this?" "What lipstick?" "I bet it's yours, Vani." "It's not." "I've checked." "I was taking all my lipsticks to our honeymoon." ""Was?" You won't anymore?" "You got me all right." "No, I didn't." "Are you accusing me of something?" "Not yet." "First..." "I want to know whose lipstick this is." "Gosh, it could've been there for ages." "It would've dried out, then." "But it's wet." "Someone drank from it today, or no earlier than last night." "If not you, then who?" "Perhaps the cleaning lady." "Dona Rosa?" "A kardecist widow, mother of 5, sexless since 1963?" "Drinking champagne with bright pink lipstick?" "!" "It's the only other woman who comes in here." "She might be a major drunk, and we don't know it." "I've noticed there's... a bottle of French champagne missing." "Go ahead and look." "There's only 5 in there, right?" " 1..." " What the hell?" "!" " 2..." " Stop it!" " 3..." " That's French, Vani!" " 4..." " What the heck?" "5." "Right." "One's missing." "I get it." "You two must have drunk it before you stuck it up her ass!" "Whose ass?" "Vani, are you crazy?" "That's what I want to know, Sergio." "Whose ass?" "And don't call me crazy!" "Don't!" "That's an expensive TV." "The whole office chipped in to buy us that." "I think a whore from your office screwed you here!" "That's absurd, Vani." "You're delirious." "Crazy people are delirious, and I'm not crazy!" "Goddammit, Vani!" "What the fuck!" "I'm glad it's nothing serious." "A minor problem shouldn't ruin our party." "DJ?" "!" "Put some music on!" "Let's party, let's dance." "Our next question's worth this mini-system... or your mom's tacky soup tureen." "What was her name?" "Who cares?" "Sheila, Shana, Sharon, whatever." "What was she like?" "Look, the guys from work insisted on a bachelor's party." "Don't, Vani!" "Wrong answer!" "What was she like?" "A fake blond call girl, with a black patch... a Southern accent." "That's it." "Where did you do it?" "Goddammit, Vani." "I told you." "Right here." "There you have it." "Wrong answer!" "5 seconds for the correct one." "5... 4... 3... 2..." "On the couch." "There." "I said it." "On the couch." " Not on our bed?" " Of course not!" "The truth!" "I'm an expert in detecting bitches' traces!" "Ok, it was on our bed... but I sat in the corner." "It was just a quickie." "On our bed, Sergio?" "The bed we were meant to share?" "The cradle of our future family?" "I've apologized a million times!" "It was a stupid thing." " 1 or 2 stupid things?" " For God's sake!" "1 or 2 stupid things?" "!" "I don't get it." "What do you mean?" "Okay, 2 stupid things." "But the 2nd one was lame, sort of haft-assed." "And what did you do with that whore in between?" "I refuse to answer that." "Don't!" "Vani!" "Vani!" "What the fuck!" "You throw rice and I'll kick your asses." "Fight!" "Do you know how much your fit cost us?" "Can't answer." "I have an appointment now:" "I'll go down and screw the first guy I see." "What's so funny?" "I'm serious." "I'm gonna screw the first guy I see." "And you're fixing your makeup for him?" "Exactly." "Anyone with a dick, I'll screw." "Even Stinky, that bum in the corner?" "Best aims he's ever been given." "Come on!" "Who are you trying to fool?" "I'm fine." "Never been better." "I'm fine." "Never been better." "I'm fine." "Never been better." "Look up here, Vani." "Would you please look up here?" "There:" "The 1 st guy you saw." "You'll have to do me." "Sergio, my love... screw you!" " I'm beat." " Are you?" "I'm gonna go to bed and sleep like a log." "What?" "Are you crazy?" "On our wedding night?" "Let's consummate it." " Consummate?" " Means "screwing" in Catholic." " I don't believe it." " What?" "You've become an old man a bit too soon, haven't you?" "You won't fuck me on our wedding night?" "Honey, my back and feet hurt... the poor skinny girl almost died..." "A minor head trauma, no big deal." "It was." "We'll have the rest our lives to do it." "No, not the rest of our lives." "That's the 2nd tradition you break." "Our marriage is double-jinxed." " You don't believe in jinx?" " I don't believe in "tradition."" "Well, I do." "I'm a traditional guy." "So..." "I'll consummate our wedding by myself, ok?" "My left hand, with the wedding band, represents you." "So long I don't get drips..." "I can't promise that." "With your major jinx... who knows?" "Vani, look here, please." "Don't do this to me." "Look." "I wanna show you something." "You got mail!" "Look!" "An e-mail!" "I LOVE YOU" "Throw it to me." "Server problems." "Now, the lipstick." " Gosh!" " You said your left hand." "I've got rice stuck in a place I can't reach." "Don't ask for my help." "When we pull over, I'll take off my pants." "Dad?" "I can't talk." "My battery is almost dead." "Yes, dad?" "Sergio, you got mail." "I'LL SCREW THE FIRST GUY I SEE" "I got an itch from my pants, you know?" "I'LL SCREW THE FIRST GUY I SEE" "Let me see it." "It's upside down." "Gotta go, dad." "Bye." "Flip it." "You must be Martha, right?" " Who's this?" " The bride before you." "You ruined my wedding, you know?" "By refusing to give me a handful of rice... everything's gone wrong in my life." " It jinxed you?" " Jinxed?" "!" " You cursed my marriage." " That rice thing." "Your honking made my carriage horses panic... then people threw eggs at us, making our horses fart." "There was no reception." "The druglords called a curfew." "And, to top it off, when I got here..." "Where is...?" "Gone?" " Your place?" "!" " No, the asshole I married." "Sergiooo!" "Vani is fucking crazy!" "She is crazy." "Vani's making me crazy!" "Sergio Rodrigues de Mattos!" "He always makes it look like I'm crazy." "You coward!" "Get out of my sight, hear me?" "!" "Now I'm fucked." "I'm fucked!" "I'm totally fucked." "He won't show up." "He's paranoid I'll make a scene." "Look what he wrote." " In the back, too?" " What?" " There's more." " I wrote that." " It's upside down." " Sorry." "We had a fight." "He threw a bachelor's party... here the night before our wedding." "I went crazy." "So I came down here to..." "Screw the 1 st guy you saw." "Not really." "I just wanted to..." " Piss him off." " Yeah." "Then you showed up." "Sergio!" "Come out, or I'll make a scene!" "Where is he?" "!" "Let's go, Rui." "Listen, do you need any help?" "Are you okay?" "Shall we, Rui?" " You guys live across from us?" " Yeah." "Can I go up to call my sister... and see if I can sleep over her place?" "Sure." "Come on up." "It's our wedding night, remember?" " Weren't you going to sleep?" " I don't mean to intrude." "What?" "We were leaving on a cruise tonight." "Now I don't know what to do." "Relax." "The worst is over." "You don't get it." "We'd booked a cruise... to Montevideo." "A liner, you know?" "First class, expensive stuff." "Wait, hold it, Martha." "Sorry." "I didn't mean to ruin your honeymoon." "You didn't." "Hurry, Martha." " He shouldn't have..." " It's okay." "He shouldn't have..." "How could he?" " Rui!" " Yes?" " Me, too." " You, too, what?" "You have to carry me inside, too!" "Oh, right." "Crazy." "This is so crazy!" "I'm sorry." "I had all these feelings bottled up and... then, suddenly... they..." " Calm down." " I'm calm." "It's just that now..." "I'm not so sure I..." "I'm lost." "Get her a tranquilizer." " What?" " Go get one of your pills." "Me?" "I just got here." "Is that asking too much?" "She's not a bad person." "She's taken to her mother." "It's gonna be fine." "I don't know how to thank you for being so nice to me." "Thank you so much." "Shit!" "I got my period." " Got what?" " My period." " I can't get my dress dirty." " How did you know?" "Women can feel it." " Where's the bathroom?" " There." "Ask you wife for a thing." " Like what?" " A tampon." "I need a "super."" "Super, eh?" "There's mini, regular and super." "Ask for a super." "Super?" "Fuck!" "Is your pussy mini, regular, or super?" " Tampons." "She got her period." " On the couch?" "I didn't see any stains." " She's so inconvenient." " Let me see." "Regular?" "She needs super." "Nonsense." "They're al the same." "Watch that stranger and our $25,000 dollar sculpture." "Does she still need that pill?" "I can't find it." "She's got her period." "She needs it even more." "Hi." "Thanks." " That pill's coming right up." " Regular?" "I said super." "Martha said it makes no difference." "Oh really?" "Suppose you go buy condoms." "Would you buy just any size?" " Course not." "Why?" " A "mini" one would be too tight." "Exactly." "It's gotta be the right size." "What's yours?" " What?" " Size." " Size?" " Your condom size." " Mine?" " Yeah." "Is there one in between normal and super?" "Normal to super, huh?" "Congratulations, eh?" "Get me a super, okay?" "Thanks." "Hey, listen." "You just got married, and I don't mean to jinx it... but I think you're gonna have marital problems." "We are?" "She being a size mini, and you, a regular to super... intercourse must be slightly uncomfortable for her." " You think so?" " And, in married life..." ""slightly uncomfortable" becomes unbearable." "She'll end up avoiding sex with you altogether." "Watch out." "Is she already avoiding you?" "It's our wedding night." "I said: "Let's do it."" " Quite natural, right?" " Right." " She didn't feel like it today." " Told'ya." "She said her back hurts." "Typical excuse." "It's not her fault." "It's our hypocritical society's." "Now, you lost me." "In our society, women don't tell their men:" ""Honey, my vagina is too mini for you penis' size."" "Specially a huge one like yours." "Get me a super, okay?" "Is having intercourse with me uncomfortable for you?" "She said it is, but you don't have the guts to tell me." "Give me a break!" "Since your vagina is regular, and my cock is regular to super... you avoid sex with me." "I avoid sex with you?" "!" "Since when?" "Today." "You shunned sex on our wedding night." "You told her that?" "!" " What's the problem?" " Several!" "One:" "Don't discuss our sexual life with strangers!" "And 2:" "My vagina is normal!" " It's regular." " Regular is normal!" "No, normal is normal." "Regular is in between normal and mini." "And since when is your cock normal to super?" "!" " Is it not?" " No!" "It's normal, not super!" " I know it's not." " You see many cocks?" "!" "In locker rooms." "I know what normal is." "And why is yours super?" "!" "The width." "Mine is thick." "Who told you that?" "You're jealous your pussy is regular!" "Don't let that freak near our priceless ballerina!" "Here." "Martha said they're the same." "It's just a sales pitch." "It's society's hypocrisy." " Will that do?" " I don't know." "You wouldn't believe the pressure of my flow." "It leaks sideways." " Bad?" " Yeah, real bad." "What if you wear 2 at once?" "Never done that." "I'll try it, then." " I'll stick 2 in there." " Stick'em!" "Now I'll need that pill more than ever." "Please?" " We're looking for it." " It'd be nice." "Please?" "Have you found it?" "Yep." "The last one." "Where is it?" "It's going down my esophagus." "I'd been forewarned." "Once they marry, women show who they really are." "I'm a monster." "Didn't you know it?" "I enter people's homes, menstruate on their couches..." "I badmouth other women's vaginas." "Her marriage is ruined." "Show some solidarity." " Here." " What is that?" "A dieting pill." "Same thing." "Same thing?" "!" "That's amphetamine." "It's an upper." "Trust me, it's all in her head." "All she needs is attention from a guy and a colored pill." "Won't she talk our heads off?" "Course not." "That's a myth." "I loved your apartment!" "Gee!" "It's so spacious, bright, and airy, huh?" "Our place is... well..." "It's half... the size of this one." "And when the sun... comes in, ours gets sweltering hot." " I loved this." " Don't touch!" "It was Martha's great-grandpa's." "She loves it." "It's quite delicate." "Sorry." "How much do you pay in taxes here?" "Our rent is $800 reais... and there's no cart for our grocery bags." "Where's her fucking head?" "Mariana?" "It's me." "Pick up." "We need to talk." "Pick up." "I'm in trouble." "What's your number?" "It's 3-4-3-6-6-6-6." "3-4-3-6-6-6-6." "Shit!" "How do I do this?" "!" "Fuck!" "Why are these keypads so compact?" " There's no "redial" button?" " There is." " Is there?" " Yes." "It's faded." "It's this one here." "Thanks." "I love redial buttons." "It's the modern technology... improving our lives, and..." "Hello?" "Schh!" "Mariana?" "It's Vani." "Concluding my message, I'm at this number:" "4-3-4...?" "3-4-3 or 4-3-4?" "3-4-3-6-6-6-6." "I won't leave until I hear from you." " You won't?" "!" " Relax." "My sister got wasted tonight." "She won't take long." "Take your time." "Guys, an anguish has come over me." "From within." "My mouth's dry..." "I'm gonna have a piripaque." "Stop it right there!" "Piri what? "Piritaquio?"" "No, "piripaque"." "A fit, you know?" "No, piripaque is more like a seizure." " It's pronounced peripaque." " No, piripaque, with an "i."" "It's peripaque, from Tupi Guarani." " Huh?" " From Peri, the Indian... and paque, meaning "attack."" "No!" "That's English:" ""Pity pack."" "Pity as "sorrow," pack as "massive." Thus:" "Pity pack." "It's as if massive pain had come over you." "I've never heard such nonsense." "I have: "peripaque" means Peri's attack." "Peri's a fag who throws fits?" " He's an emotional Indian." " A fag!" "Anyway..." "Vani, forgive me." "Come back home." "I love you so very, very much." "Sergio." "Guys..." "I mean it." "I'll have a piripaque!" "I fucked up!" "I'm fucked." "That's fucked up!" "Rui!" "Check out Vani's piripaque, Rui." "An orange! "Vani, I love you."" "Why would I believe your love's sincere, Sergio?" "!" "Forget me, okay?" "!" "Shit." "My love's not sincere?" "What a joke." "I'm being totally honest." "Here's what I do to our past, Sergio!" "I'm tearing it up, and throwing it away, ok?" "How can it be over, Vani?" "It's just begun." "A great love, full of kisses and promises..." "Shit." "That's the romantic stuff I dream of." "Ok, I'll hit you with a watermelon." "She wants the truth?" "She'll have it." "So cute, and romantic." " The Cupid's arrow." " It's phony." "A slide show!" "Great!" " That's him?" " Yep." "I won't fall for your cheap trick!" "Forget it, honey." "Look." "Is that a barbecue?" "It's a party at Nono and Nene's, my cousins." " Your cousins?" " The well-hung one's in the back." "I want my stuff back... and all my photos." "You'll get them." "Here they are." "Is that your cousin, too?" "That's... an ice cream that..." "My lawyer will collect my photos tomorrow, hear me?" "!" "Explain these butts now." "Whose butt is "AMA?"" "It's mine." "Looks great, huh?" "No way!" "Our intimacies!" "What's that?" "That's... my dad..." "I can't explain that." "Stick that projector up your ass, Sergio!" "Fucked ya." "End of the show!" " What a life!" " Yeah, quite colorful, eh?" "Pardon my French." "I seldom swear, but... that asshole pisses me off." "That fucker will have to beg me to come back, damn it!" "For the love of God!" "Swearing is uncalled-for." "Forgive me, father." " She's foul-mouthed." " Your mamma!" " See?" " "Mamma" is a curse word?" "That's offensive." " Your grandma, then." " That's offensive, too." " Your aunt, then." " Which one?" " Whichever." " It could be offensive, too." "Enough of circumlocution." " I'm foul-mouthed?" "!" " He meant get to the point." "I feel slightly better, you know?" "Where were we?" " Us?" " Yeah." "Can't remember." "You were discussing my vagina." "Right." "You said your penis is too big for her vagina." "I did not." "You did!" "Whoa!" "I haven't seen either one." "You said it must be unpleasant when we do it." " We?" "!" " Not us." "We." "You said she avoided sex." "I avoid sex?" "!" "I'm very much interest in sex!" "He said that." " I did not!" " Since when do I avoid sex?" "!" " I didn't say that." " She said you did." " I did not!" " I bet you did!" " Who will you believe?" " Guys!" "Just-married and fighting like this?" "Calm down." "Put some music on." "What kind?" "Modern or oldies?" "An upbeat flashback." "How's that?" "How's that?" "!" "I'm the king of flashbacks." " Comin' right up." " I feel great." "Listen to yourself!" " How about you?" "!" " What about me?" "You told your husband to stick the projector up his ass!" " That's different." " How?" "Because..." "I, want to know... what you said, regarding my interest, in sex." "I didn't, say, anything, about that, comma." "I said, your tampon, was... average, that is, smaller than normal." "Stop." "That's why the penis is a muscle, not a bone." "To fit in different receptacles." "You know what your problem is?" "You believe what you read in the packaging... you believe men are faithful." "We're discussing tampons, not men." "You know what regulations are?" "Wouldn't it be illegal if "regular" and "super..."" "were identical sizes?" "I didn't say "identical," but practically the same." " They're not." " They are." "They are not!" " Stop!" " Stay out of this." "I'm really glad I didn't give you my rice." "Fine." "And I'm glad..." "I got my half of the church flowers." " You took'em?" " Yes, honey." "Same thing if you had a regular or a super decoration." " Let's..." " Shut up, Rui!" " Wanna bet?" " What?" "That both sizes are almost identical." " How much?" " $50 dollars." "Deal." " What time is it?" " Two-ish." "Too late for a drugstore delivery." "Don't you have a super tampon at your place?" "I do, but I won't got there." "I'll go get it." " Second floor, right?" " Yeah, #202." "Does your husband know where you put your tampons?" "Course." "Every man knows where his wife puts her tampons." "She said "put," but meant "keep."" "You meant where I keep'em?" "In my suitcase." "There's this song Martha hates." "Should I put it?" "I won't waste your time" "I'll lay it out flatly before I die" "I need a remedy real strong" "I bet Sergio's spying on us." "Will you get it, please?" "But I get no one to answer me Who cares?" " Thanks." " Sure." "Look, there's a bug here, a cockroach, right here." "He said there was a magic drug which cured all and didn't hurt" "Try yourself." "Give it to me slow" "Give it to me slow so it won't hurt" "Give it to me nice and slow" "Put it slowly inside my heart" "Marthie!" "Tiger!" "We've only got 10 minutes." "You're crazy." "You're crazy!" "Open up my dress, Sergio." "There's so many fucking buttons!" "We've only got 5 minutes." "You're crazy!" "Do you always come up to the rooftop to have a smoke?" "Martha has asthma attacks from the smoke." "I can't sleep with her wheezing next to me, so I smoke up here." "Incredible." "How can a smoker... marry a girl who wheezes with smoke?" "That's what I'm telling you." " What's that?" " People should only marry... the lids to their pots, you know?" " Come again?" " Haven't you heard that?" " What?" " "He's the lid to my pot?"" " Right." " So, that's what I think." "Right on." "And how does one know if he's someone else's lid?" "Well, when you find the lid to your pot... you get some sort of sign, you know?" "There." "I did get a sign." "Her dad signed our home's downpayment." "Jesus!" "You're so materialistic." "Not that kind of sign." "It's like, when you kiss for the first time... you hear bells, you know?" "Did you hear bells?" " When I first kissed Sergio?" " Yeah." "I heard flushing." "We were in a Club's restroom." "He might be the lid to your toilet bowl." "I've lived with Martha over a year." "We got married, cause her dying grandpa... wanted to see her go down the aisle." "So you didn't hear any bells with her?" "When I first kissed her?" "I heard: "Don't touch my boobs!"" " You..." " I just... grabbed them." "I understand, cause Martha..." "Gosh!" "She's got... such a rack." "It's amazing." "I chose Martha as my soul mate... mostly for her..." "you know?" " Tits?" " No." "Integrity." "Martha's very loyal." "Button me up." "We won't meet for a while." "Are you leaving the Gym?" "No, you are." " Right." "It's risky." " No, I enjoy risks, but... newlyweds shouldn't have affairs." "That's my case." "Marrying on the same day is fine, but why in the same church?" "Couples can only marry in their local parishes." "I had to present my electricity and gas bills..." "Bills?" "To be married?" "Insane!" "Indeed, damn priests." "One thought I was Jewish." "Had to show him if my dick was circumcised." " And is it?" " Damn, Martha!" "Found it." "Tell her I'm dying with guilt, I swore..." "I'd change, and you saw I meant it." "I'll say you were tear-eyed." "No, I've never cried in front of her... let alone in front of a stranger, see?" "Will you bring me a gift from Montevideo?" "Okay." "Tell her I love her way, way more than life." ""Way, way more," okay." "You're crazy." "And gorgeous!" " He'll kill himself." " What?" "!" "Yep." "He's threatening to kill himself!" "Sergio?" "He's crying like a baby." "If you... don't take him back, he'll swallow DDT!" "Did he say that?" "Yes." "And that if you didn't come back in 15 minutes..." "I should tell you that... he loves you "way, way more than life."" "15 minutes, he said." "A bet is a bet." " A tiny difference." " Tiny, my ass." "It's huge." "Are you crazy?" "Rui!" "It's neither tiny nor huge." "I can't tell from here." "We need an "anatomic" angle." "Did you save your wedding cake figurines?" "I did." "Now we're talking." "Look." "Regular, right?" "And now, super." "Regular." "Super..." "Regular..." "Super..." "Tell me there's no difference." "Of course, there is." "I refuse to discuss that with you." "I got more important things to do than discussing my uterus." "And so do you, by the way." "I'll see you." "We're neighbors." "Yeah." "I'll see you around." "What if your cousin calls?" "Cousin?" "No, my sister." "If she calls, what do I say?" "Tell her I went over Sergio's to settle this." "I won't sleep over her place." "There, honey." "$50 dollars and your "Super Pussy of the Street" trophy." "She's jealous." "Indeed." "Hey, that's my trophy:" "Indoor Soccer Champion!" " So, what's he like?" " Who?" "Who, Martha?" "The guy." "Worse that she is." "A cheap womanizer." "She seemed even-keeled." "Reasonable, given her situation." "Freud would explain this." "She left those behind?" "I said you were in tears, threatening to take DDT." "I said you were in tears, threatening to take DDT!" " Who is this?" " Me, you dumb-ass!" "Dumb-ass?" "You left these behind." "Oh, yeah." "Throw them to me." "Come on." "Man..." "I'll give you a hand." "Careful, huh?" "Wait." " What?" " Wait." " I can't breath." " I'm slipping." "Got them?" " This way." " Wait!" " Well?" " I'll sweep my leg across." "I'll get them now." "You okay?" "I can't reach." "Let me just..." "Let me kneel down here." "Kneel where?" "Wait." " Hey, my dress!" " Sorry!" "You said I'd poison myself and she stayed on?" "Yep, because of that tampon bet I told you about." " And who won?" " What?" "That's it." "Scream, if you need anything." "I just might." "No, if you need a ride, advice, or a punch in his face." "That I will need." " Hey?" " Did you talk to me?" "Well, congratulations." "You refusal to say who won is taking more time... than saying it straightaway." "She won, okay?" "!" "Happy now, man?" "Who's this?" " Who is it?" " My mom." "She's shocked at all this mess." " You said "man."" " Did I?" "Yeah, "happy now, man?"" "Mom, did I said "happy, man" or "happy, mom?"" ""Mom?" "Happy, mom?" "!"" "Sorry." "For what, Martha?" "I'm lost." "I did say, "happy, man?" My mistake." "Mom, I gotta go now, and consummate my marriage." "Bye, mom." "What's this "mom" shit?" " What?" " Nothing." "It's fine." "And remember:" "Consummate it with your left hand." "Sergio?" "!" "I'm here." "I'd poison myself with DDT, if you didn't come back." "I'd poison myself with DDT, if you didn't come back." " You would not." " Yes, I would." "Would not." " Why not?" " Because." " Of course, I would." " Would not." "Yes, I would." "Would not." "Would not." " Okay, I wouldn't." " I knew it." "Cause I knew you'd come back." " I would not." " Yes, you would." "Would not." "Why would I?" "Because I love you." " You do not, Sergio." " I do, Vani." " You do not." " I do." " Do ya?" " Look at me." "Have you ever seen me this tear-eyed?" "Now you'll know the pleasures of sex, my damsel." "No, your damsel's got her period." "No problem." "There are other possibilities." " What was that?" " What?" " That noise." " What noise?" "That one." "What is it?" " What is that, Martha?" " Well?" "Was my show regular or super?" " It was super." " Didn't hear ya." "Super!" "Come here, then." "Come on." "Open up these buttons." "I have a surprise for you." " What surprise?" " Open them, and I'll tell you." " What?" " I've saved... part of my virginity for our wedding night." "I'm serious." "There's one thing I've never done and I want do it tonight." " What is it?" " Well, Rui, it." " What is it?" " It, Rui." "We've already done "it."" "No, I mean something much better." "In that case... it can only be "it."" " How odd." "Wait." " What?" "Didn't I button you up last?" " In the car?" " Sure." "Well, someone's missed 3 buttonholes." "Am I missing a button?" "No, someone's buttoned you up, but missed 3 buttonholes." "I-I had to use the b-bathroom at that m-maniac's... husband's place." " His bathroom?" " I had to p-p-pee." "Why?" "The guy in tears threatening to kill himself, and you peed?" "Yeah, s-s-so what, Rui?" "Did you have to undress your top to pee?" "N-no." "I-I washed my face, so I-I lowered it... to... to avoid g-getting it wet." " Why are you stammering?" " I'm not." "Am not!" "Why?" "See the level of your galloping paranoia, Vani?" "!" "I don't even know what I'm being accused of." "This rice, Sergio." "How did it end up on your bed?" "How would I know?" " You brought that girl in here!" " No." "Was she in the living room the whole time?" "And she went into the kitchen to get your tampon." "So, these rice grains came jumping all the way here." "Actually, they're not rice." "They're Mexican albino jumping beans..." " right, Sergio?" "!" " Why are you asking me?" "You know damn well dona Rosa is responsible for the cleaning." "You're gonna blame her now." "A kardecist widow, mother of 5... sexless since '63?" "So she drank champagne in our glass... wearing pink lipstick, then picked rice on our bed?" "People do crazy stuff." "Like you." "Didn't you fight for that Pussy Trophy... while I was killing myself with DDT?" "I didn't not fight for any..." "How did you know that?" "I hadn't told you." "Have you been talking to that woman?" "Where are you going?" " Guess." " No idea." "I'll verify your story at that guy's." ""My story?" Are you crazy?" "This is between you and me, between the two of us." "The 4 of us." "Look what I found." " I can't see it." " Rice." "A little rice, no biggie." " So what?" " Exactly what I said." "I found it on our bed." "It must've come from her!" " From me?" " Yes!" "You bitch!" "I know they did it while she was here." "Look for her pink lipstick." "You're insane!" "No, you are!" "Bitch!" " Don't call me that!" " Let go of her, asshole!" "I'm trying to help!" "She's my wife!" "His mini-dick must fit her regular pussy." "You're 100% crazy!" "I'm going over there." "I don't want make a scene." "Where's my glass?" "I don't know what you're talking about." "Where is it?" "Oh, you'll have a little juice?" "That's been sitting there for over a year." " Tastes great." " I doubt it." "You're trying to fool me." "Where's my glass?" "I'm your husband now." "I could have you committed." "For a jerk, you're a terrible liar." " Where's my glass?" " I have no idea." "In the fridge." "Rui, if you ruin my lipsticks, I'll kill you!" "That won't come out." "We'll need a new paint job." "I feel like retaliating your act of vandalism." "What can I do?" "What if I smash that cheap dinnerware set... we got from your parents?" "Yeah!" "I'll break that cheap dinnerware set... we got from your parents." "Easy, Vani." "If you flip your lid... you'll cease being right... which you are." "Gotta be outraged, yet sensible." "Oh, great!" "Where's that fucking lipstick?" "!" "You broke my great-grandma's ballerina!" "I did not!" "Look!" "This is unbelievable." "My assets suffered a blow, and you rant over lipstick?" "And only I wear it?" "!" "Next, you'll say Patrick Lemar's made it exclusively for me." "Liar!" "He already knew I'd won the Super Pussy Trophy." "Was he the man on the phone?" " Did she call anyone?" " Not anyone." "My mom." "Don't fall for this nonsense." " She's out of her mind!" " Where's the phone?" "My mom went to bed right after we hung up." "Is her number 3...?" "She wears earplugs." "My dad snores." " What's her number?" " 2-7..." "Don't!" "You'll cancel the last number!" "Press "redial."" "Do it and we're through." " Press "redial."" " Will you trust this woman... you've just met over me?" "Press it." "Press it." "What-the-feck!" "Pardon me?" "What was that, Rui?" " I got mixed up." " Poor him." "I meant to say "piripaque."" "Say "piripaque," "piripaque," real fast, it sounds like..." ""what-the-feck", see?" "I still don't get it." "How did "piripaque" turn into "what-the-feck?"" "I had an adrenaline rush... cause several people's fates depended on that redialing." "The brain sends the tongue an impulse it can't control." "Once, I left a party really wasted, and I... got pulled over by the police." "Instead of saying, "Good evening, officer..."" "I said, "Can I go if I flash at you?"" " Anyway..." " Yeah, anyway..." "Hello?" "Good evening." "Who's this?" "I see." "This is the phone company." "We're running some tests." "Would you please stick your phone up your ass?" " Was it her mother?" " Unbelievable!" "A prankster caller at such an ungodly hour." "People have no respect, really." "What's next?" "Shit!" "Won't that animal break them apart?" "Well?" "Want me to stick that phone up your ass?" "Enough!" "Say no more!" " He didn't do it." " I didn't." " I'd never do that!" " I would..." " but I heard screaming." " Screaming?" "A cat fight." "Lotsa screaming, but no one gets hurt." "Stop it!" "Your story's so sinful..." "I can only hear you in the confessional." "We're not here to confess." "We haven't sinned." "They have." "We're the victims in all this." "I'm boarding a liner in 1 hour." "No time to confess." "I'm staying right here." "You want to talk to me?" "You'll have to confess, individually." "I refuse to confess." "And I'm claustrophobic." "I'm not moving." "You decide." "If we must confess, we should sin first." "And confess later." "A really hairy sin to have your full attention." "Excuse us while we have a quickie here." "The first one to be done will confess to you, ok?" "Time's running out to prevent a sinful act in your church." "God!" "Let lust begin!" "I'm gonna French kiss him." "French kissing in the vestry?" "Wait till the Vatican hears it." "Heads will roll!" " Did you hear that?" " I did." "All aboard!" "Departure's at 10 o'clock!" "All aboard!" "Departure's in 25 minutes!" "I won't forfeit my only transatlantic cruise... by staying here!" "We both heard bells." "What more do you want?" "!" "Do you want to date me?" "Call me to catch a movie?" "Maybe." "Why not?" "Because I'll never ever date again." " Liar." " Oh yeah?" "I'll have sex, get married, have children, but I won't date." "I could get a divorce, but I'm too old to date." "Wait." "Come here." "Put me down!" "I'll honeymoon wherever I want!" "Look, I did that, cause I've got something for you." "Really?" "I want nothing from you." "It's a piece of jewelry." "A heirloom I saved for that special woman." " Jewelry?" " I thought..." "Martha never really deserved it." "What kind?" "A diamond?" "It's solid gold." "I wanted you to have it... to remember me on your trip." "I'll wait here." "But hurry back... or I'll just go ahead, and board." "Life is so crazy" "So short" "Since I can't take you with me" "I want you to take me with you" "Out of the way!" "Come on!" "See, Martha?" "I knew he'd come back." "I'd love to strangle you." " Coming!" "Who is it?" " Severino, the doorman." "Stop!" "You're trespassing." "I could call the police!" "Easy, I'm calm." "I was angry back then." " Where's Vani?" " Let's act as civilized men." " Much better." " What's your name?" "My name?" "Sergio Fontenele." "Rui, Martha's husband." "The girl you've been banging." "Ouch!" "Wait!" "My bursitis!" " Too bad." "What's your team?" " Flamengo." "Favorite cartoon characters?" " The Flintstones." " Okay." "So... you'll sing Botafogo's anthem in the Flintstones' voice." " Hey, Fred." " No, sing, sing." "Botafogo, Botafogo, 1910's Champion." "My piece of jewelry?" " You stayed?" " No, I'm gone." "See me there?" "Where's my solid gold ring?" "Wait." " I won't take cheap stuff." " Fine." " My ring!" " Your right hand." " What?" " Right hand." ""Rui, 9/17/96." That's yesterday... but until we go to bed it's still yesterday." "Your turn." " Put my ring." " What?" "Gotta read it first." ""Vanilce, 9/17/96."" ""Vanilce?"" "Vani is my nickname." "Nobody's perfect." " Now what?" " We're engaged." "You said "no dating." So we're engaged." "And what's with that wedding band, you dog?" "When we met that day It was just as I expected" "You didn't recognize me but pretended it was okay" "I know you must have kept a bit of me inside you" "Like a silent movie before words were invented" "I've tuned up my ears to hear your calls" "Now that you're all dizzy... those cards will roll up, with info on the characters." "This fisherman invested in smuggling the $50 dollars..." "Vani paid for this "cruise", and got rich." "Rui Vani are still happily engaged." "(At least, last we checked.)" "Their love bore a totally normal 71 -segment TV series." "Martha Sergio had sex a few more times, than got bored." "Sergio got a sheriff's daughter pregnant... and finally got married." "And Martha is here, in the last row... feeling the ex-fisherman's crotch." "BASED ON TV GLOBO SERIES, "OS NORMAIS"."

" Happy birthday." " [woman] Happy birthday, darling!" " [woman laughs] - [man] Whoo-hoo!" " [man] Look at that." " [woman] Happy birthday." "[man] Wow." "Wait, wait, wait." "Don't blow them out just yet." "Hon, give me the camera, and I'll, um, get a shot" " of you and Caitlyn blowing them out." " [woman] OK." " And..." " [blowing]" " Oh, my God." " [man] Good girl." " [man] Well done." " Happy birthday." " All in one go." " Come on, give it back." " [man] Don't forget to make your wish." " [Caitlyn] I wish for... [woman gasps] You're not supposed to tell us your wishes." "I wish the lights would come back on." "[man] They will, my darling, don't worry about that." "[Caitlyn] I need to go toilet." "[man] OK." "Well, quickly then." "You gotta cut this cake." "[woman] Hurry up." "[man] Don't go near that front door, though, OK?" "Stay away from that front door." " l will." " Good girl." "[sighs] [woman] Look, we can't keep this up, Tom." "She knows something's wrong." "Why don't we take the Land Rover to the village?" "No." "Look, they told us to stay here." "Whatever it is out there, it's contagious." "I'm sure they'll send someone when it's all sorted." "And we've got enough stuff here to be getting on with anyway." "It'll be fine, honestly." "[woman] I'm not..." "I'm not sure." "I don't know." "We'll be fine." "[woman] Oh, my God." "What was that?" "[Tom] I don't know." "Let me have a look." "[woman] Can you see anything?" "[Tom] lt's so dark out there, I can't see a thing." "Bring that camera with you so I've got a bit more light." "[woman] OK, but be careful." "I think there's something in the river." "[woman] What's that?" "Caitlyn, just get back in the house, please, darling?" "Go on." "Everything's OK." "I'm gonna take a look." "[woman] Tom, just get back inside the house." "It's fine. lt's fine." "I'll just take a quick look." "[rustling] [woman] Careful." "[water sloshes]" " Did you hear that?" " [woman] What was it?" "I'm not sure." "[woman] Tom." "Hold on." "[woman groans]" "[woman] You see anything?" "Tom?" "[water sloshing] [woman] Great." "[woman sighs] [water sloshing] [sighs]" "[woman screaming]" "[woman panting, gasping] [woman whimpering] Where is she?" "[whispering] Caitlyn?" "Caitie?" "Oh no, God, please." "Caitlyn?" "[sobbing] Baby, where are you?" "Caitlyn?" "[sobbing] Oh, God, there..." "Thank God, there you are." "Are you all right, darling?" "Let me see." "Let me see." "Are you OK?" " lt's OK, sweetheart." " Mommy... [woman whispering] Just be quiet, OK?" "Hug Bunny, hug Bunny close." "Just be quiet." " [thumping, glass shatters]" " Oh, God." "Shh." "Shh." "Everything's gonna be OK." "Just be quiet." "Please." " [banging] - [stifled sobbing] Oh, my God." " [glass shatters]" " Shh, shh..." " l'm here, I'm here." " [banging, footsteps]" " [Caitlyn whimpers]" " Shh, shh!" " Mom?" " Baby, you have to be so quiet." " Be quiet." "Shh, shh." " [Caitlyn whimpering]" " lt's gonna be OK." "Shh..." " [thumping] I know, I know." "Shh, shh." "[faint wheezing, moaning]" "[woman pants]" " [footsteps approach] - [flies buzzing]" " [low growling] - [woman screams] [roaring] [off-air tone drones]" "[exhales]" "My name's Nick Jones." "I'm an army photographer with the Platoon of the East Anglia and Fourth Battalion." "Our current location is a military outpost in Hertfordshire, United Kingdom." "The tape you just saw was something we picked up a few weeks ago whilst we were out on the road." "We've seen some pretty bad stuff in the past few months, just like what you saw with that family." "So it's been about four months since the outbreak, and we're still alive." "And, uh... that's exactly what I'm trying to document." "So I'll show you around the place, introduce you to some of the guys." "We're all TA in the platoon, so we're all reservists." "To give you an idea, though..." "Maddy over there is a truck driver." "Johno is a bloody financial advisor." "At the end of the day, we're just normal people." "We were on exercise when this thing took hold." "So we were drafted in by the army to secure certain areas, which we did." "So, we've seen a lot of horrible stuff, though." "Really horrible." "[Jones] And your training, I presume, must've helped you and the platoon survive?" "Absolutely." "But nothing really prepares you for when it really happens." "You can't plan for this sort of stuff." "So we're just living day by day at the moment, trying to help each other out." "Everyone's lost pretty much everyone, so it's just us." "[Jones] Are you scared?" "We're all afraid." "Anyone who says they're not afraid is either lying or needs their fucking head examined." "Sorry." "[Jones] Lieutenant Andrews, you're in command of this platoon and the outpost." "Can you tell us a bit about where we are?" "Well, the entire country's in utter chaos." "There's no law." "There's just bands of survivors like us." "As you can see, we've got perimeter fencing, not fool-proof, though, but stops those things from getting in." "There's a water supply nearby and there's limited power from the generators." "I think you found that useful for your camera." " What happened, Corporal?" " We had contact, sir." "One casualty, Private O'Hara." " Wounded?" " Dead, sir." "It was Hatchworth." "The place is crawling with those things." "Take O'Hara's body to sickbay." "We need to bag him up properly." " Sir." " [truck engine revving]" " Do you mind, Nick?" " He's a bit shaken up, man." "[man] Fuckin' sick of this shit." "[Andrews] lt was meant to be a simple raid." "into the town, straight in, straight out, job done." "Now I've got another man dead." "Second in a week." "Sir, I'll be honest with you." "These raids are getting too dangerous." "There were far more than we've encountered before." "O'Hara..." "O'Hara fucked up and got himself killed." " He was just a kid." " l don't want to hear it, Maddox." "The boys get one chance out here." "Now it's the same for everyone." "You take your eye off the ball, this is what happens." "It's only a few klicks from here, sir." "Look, I'd like your input this evening." "[Maddox] Sir." "This is where they brought the civilians in." " [coughing] - [moaning] [heart monitor beeping]" "[Jones] Fucking hell." "[coughing, gagging]" "[Jones] Jesus Christ." "Doc." "Damn it." "Nurse." "If you want to be useful, Jones, get the nurse for me." "[Jones] That all, sir?" "Do me a favor and get out of here with that thing." " [man] Yeah." " [man 2] Yeah." "See you out there." "[Jones] Hey, guys." "What happened at Hatchworth?" "It was all fucked up, mate." "We were loading our food and supplies from a store when several of those things came at us." "O'Hara was outside on his own." "Didn't see 'em coming." "No good after you're bitten." "Shot himself before he turned." " [man] You sure that's what it says?" " [man 2] Mm-hm." "[Andrews] This part of the message stays between us." " l don't want to cause alarm." " Good." "Jonesy." " l'm sorry about earlier, Jonesy." " [Jonesy] That's OK." "It's just that... that while in there, she's not going to last much longer." "Same for most of them." "Had to lock O'Hara's body in a storeroom till morning." "What a bloody mess." "[Jonesy] What about her?" "[doctor] I've had to keep her sedated and locked up." "Been prone to violent attacks." "[Jonesy] Yeah, I can see that." "It looks like you came off worse." "Yeah." "I'll be honest with you." "If she were an animal, I'd put her down." "There's no specialists left to give her what she needs." "[slow, muffled breathing]" "[alarm blaring] [panting]" "Just heard word from Corporal Nicholson." "We got contact at the perimeter." "Why are these fucking gates open?" "!" "[siren wailing]" "[Andrews] Nicholson, are you seeing this?" "[Nicholson] Sir, I don't know how, but they breached the compound." "[Andrews] Shit." "No choice." "We have to engage." "[Nicholson] Sir." "Engage!" "Engage!" "[gunfire] [man] God damn you, fire!" "[Jonesy] Help me!" "No!" "Fuck no!" "[shouting]" "Help me!" "No!" " Fall back!" " Outflank 'em!" "[continued screaming, gunfire]" "[Jonesy] Someone!" "Help me!" "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "[alarm blaring] [doctor] Jonesy!" "[man screaming] [doctor] Help." "Help." "[Jonesy] Turner!" "Turner!" "Jesus." "God." " [woman screaming] - [alarm continues blaring]" "[Jonesy screams]" "Jones, you all right?" "[Jonesy] Yeah." "Sickbay's fucked, everyone's dead." " We're getting out of here." " [Jonesy] How?" "We're taking one of the trucks." "This whole place is compromised now." "We'll get as much weapon and ammunition as we can." " You got a sidearm?" " [Jonesy] No." "You know how to use it." " [woman] We need find Carter!" " [man] I haven't seen him." "[Maddox] See if you can grab anyone from the other side of the barracks." "If Carter's there, get him." "We're leaving." "[Jonesy] OK." "OK." "[alarm, siren continuing]" " [Jonesy] Maddox!" " [alarm silences]" "Maddox!" "Quick." "Give me a hand." " We can't leave her." " We can't." "She's a liability." "[Jonesy] What, you want to be a murderer?" "Just..." "Just help her!" " [Maddox] All right, stand back." " [fires gun] [siren wailing]" "[woman shouts, whimpers]" "[Maddox] Listen to me!" "We are getting out of this place." "I need you to do as I say." "You understand?" "Understand?" "!" "OK." "Let's go." "[rapid gunfire]" "[Jonesy] Maddox!" "Where's Andrews?" "We're taking the truck!" "Last time I saw him, he was on the other side." "And the main gate's been breached." "We need to bug out." "[woman] We're not leaving without Carter!" "[Nicholson] I can't see shit out here, Kayne!" "[Jonesy] There he is!" "Carter!" "[Kayne] Stop!" " [zombie growling] - [Jonesy] Andrews!" "Oh, fuck, they're everywhere." "Nicholson, what the fuck are you doing?" "!" "I'm gonna draw them away so you can get the truck out." "[Jonesy] You're fucking mad." "All of you, back to the truck, now!" "[Jonesy] Stay behind us!" "Jonesy, move it!" "Move it!" "Jones, come on, come on, come on." "[Jonesy] We need to wait for Nicholson." "We gotta go." "We gotta go now." "[gunfire]" "[Jonesy] Nicholson!" "Nicholson!" "Nicholson!" "[panting]" "We're just leaving the base." "We left Nicholson behind." "Fuck..." "Oh, God, Nicholson." "He's left behind." "Um..." "Someone left the gate open." "[pants] I don't know who the fuck did that, but the gate is left open." "[indistinct radio chatter]" "[Jonesy] Are you OK?" "[Kayne] We shouldn't be taking her." "[Jonesy] She wouldn't have made it otherwise." "That ain't my problem." "The girl was locked up." "She's crazy." " She'll slow us down." " [Maddox] Knock it off." "She's with us now, so get used to it." "You sure you're OK?" "I'm Corporal Maddox, by the way." "What's your name?" "Leeann." "Here." "Put this on." "[Maddox] You were quite handy back there." "You almost took my head off." "You've met Jonesy already?" "This is Kayne." "She's a good soldier, same goes for Carter up front." "They'll protect you." "We're gonna try and find somewhere safe, OK?" "[wind howling]" "This place should be all right. lt's in our recon area, if the others make it." "Too dangerous to drive with those things around, Corporal." "Yeah, I agree." "They must be all over the place by now." "The truck's out of sight." "Gone down quiet, though." "Yeah, too quiet." "And the weather's closing in." "[wind howling]" "[Maddox] We need to gain entry." "[Carter] Don't worry. I've got a key." "[Maddox whispers] Go." "Go." "[wind howling outside]" "Kayne... check the place out." "We need to secure the location, make it as hard as possible for those things to get in." "[Carter] Area clear." "Pretty hairy back there, eh?" " Seen worse." " Mm." "She does speak. [laughs]" "So, Jonesy tells me you're some kind of reporter." "That's right." "Where from?" "London." "So how did you end up out here?" "Leave her out, Carter." "Her friends were attacked." "[Leeann] My friends were murdered." "No one here is gonna hurt you." "OK?" "Yeah." "Whatever." "Hm..." "It's beautiful." "[Jonesy] What is?" "Snow." "I've never seen it before." "[Jonesy] Oh, wow. I didn't realize." "Uh, Maddox needs you inside." "Let's go." "[Maddox] I want you to see this." "You, too, Leeann." "This involves all of us." "I managed to take this from the base before it was overrun." "Now, I'm sure you all heard about the messages we'd been receiving." "Well, Andrews worked out it was coming from Hope's Point on the east coast." " Survivors?" " Yeah." " [Carter] There's no one there." " That's what we thought, but there are." " And there's a lot more in Holland." " [Kayne] Holland?" "There's a large community over there who have got a plan to sit this thing out over winter." "Now, ten klicks from our position is Hinxston Forest." "It's the best way to avoid the towns." "If we take the road through the forest and stick to the country route to the coast, then regroup with the survivors at Hope, then we get over to Rotterdam and hold out till spring." "This is Andrews's last orders." "Andrews is gone, Maddox." "We should be heading north, not to the coast." "You need to forget about Manchester." " We've all lost people, Carter." " Hope Point is crazy." "There's nothing left for us here." "And look at what you're wearing." "We're more hated than those creatures." "After what happened in the beginning..." "We had orders." "So did you." " l didn't wanna do it." " Yeah, I know, none of us did." "But people blame the likes of us after what happened." "We run into a group of survivors who have all lost loved ones, they'll most likely lynch you." "We're a symbol of that old authority." "Whether you like it or not, we are better off moving now." " You're wrong." " This whole country is fucked." "What are you gonna do?" "You gonna throw down your rifle and pretend you're a civvie like everyone else?" "Use your head, man." "Rotterdam?" "Uh..." "Fuck." "[wind howling outside]" "[distant thumping]" "[clock ticking]" "[Jonesy] Carter." "Keep it down, mate." "They're outside." "[Jonesy] Shit." "Started coming by about an hour ago, just hanging around." "[Jonesy] They better not try and get in." " They don't know we're here." " [thumping]" "[Jonesy] What was that?" "Stay on me." "[Carter sighs]" "[faint thumping]" "[Jonesy] lt's coming from down there." "[Carter whispers] I hear it, mate." "Keep it down." "[thumping]" "[Jonesy] Be careful, Carter." "There's a door." "On three." "One... two... and three." "Slowly." "OK." "OK." "I'm not sure about this." "[Carter] Shh." "[Jonesy] lt's not good." "Leave it." "OK." "OK." "[thumping]" "[Carter] Jonesy, what's that sound?" " [flies buzzing] - [Jonesy] Carter, shit!" " [Carter] Fuck." " Behind me, out." "[Jonesy] Go, go, go, go, go!" "Behind me." "[panting, whispers] Jesus." "We need to get out of here." " [Carter] lt's a fucking death trap." " l know." "They're everywhere outside." "[glass shatters]" " They'll get in." " OK, we've got no choice." "We're bugging out." "Head around to the truck." " Don't engage with weapons." " [Carter] Got it." "Jonesy, get in the back." " Look out!" " [zombie growling]" "[Carter grunts] [grunting]" "[discordant industrial sounds play]" " [Carter] Fuck." " [Leeann] What's happening?" " [Kayne] The ride is over." " All right, everyone out." "[fires gun]" " [Carter] Truck's totaled." " Fuck it." " [Leeann] Oh, Jesus." " All right, on me." "Let's move." "Kayne, watch from the tree line." "I don't think they're gonna come this far." "[Carter] Christ." "What now, man?" " [Jonesy] Are you OK?" " Yeah, I'm fine." "[Carter] Fuck." "Hold the perimeter." "There's a shallow river up ahead, and make sure everyone gets their canteens filled." " Jonesy, use the purifying tablets." " [Jonesy] Yep." "[muffled breathing]" "[wind howling]" " How's everyone down at the camp?" " [Jonesy] Yeah, not bad." "You get any sleep?" "[Jonesy] A little bit." "Damn weather though." "Yeah, it's fucking cold." "This is no good." "We stand out like sore fucking thumbs." "[Jonesy] So you really want to leave the country?" "Don't get me wrong, mate." "I understand people wanna find out how their loved ones are, but..." "We have to assume they're dead." "I want to show you something." "[whispers] lt's just down there." "[Jonesy] Jesus." "[Maddox] We are not alone out here." "Somebody didn't just kill this creature." "They enjoyed it." "OK." "Let's head back to the camp." "Jones, keep this between ourselves, yeah?" "[clicking]" "[Jonesy] Where'd you get that thing?" "My grandfather was a collector." "Been in the family for years." "[Maddox] All right, so what have we got?" "Got the two SA80s with four mags, one pistol, one clip, one shotgun, several shells, my rifle, my Mauser." "No grenades, though." "Not much, is it?" "Best way to deal with these creatures is to avoid them." "That should be enough to get us to Hope's Point." "[Kayne] Then what?" "We'll be OK." " l can shoot." " [Kayne] You?" "Used to go shooting with my dad." "Made the county finals a few years back." "Now I've heard it all." "Leeann, you're under our protection for now." "[Carter] Guys, look at this!" "It must have been there for weeks." "[Jonesy] Fucking hell, it's everywhere." "You forgetting something?" "We all fucking drank from here last night." " [Leeann] Oh, God. [gags]" " Everyone, calm down." "[Kayne] lt's OK." "Our boot marks, upstream." "It's all right." " [Jonesy] That's lucky." " Too fucking lucky." "No point in polluting the rest of this fucking area." "[grunting]" "So, what are we doing about transport?" "Well, we can forget about the truck." "Getting a new vehicle means heading into a town or village, and I don't wanna risk that." "We proceed on foot." "[Carter] Come on, man." "Private, I want all the kits squared and ready to go." "We head to Hinxston Forest as planned." "We need to get some distance between this place and us." "[Leeann] Carter!" "[Jonesy] Trip wire." "Careful." "[Maddox] Kayne, check it out." "It's a crossbow." "Bandits." "I'll disarm it." "Whoa!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "[panting]" "Carter, come back very slowly." "We need to keep off the main paths." "Do you fucking see this?" "[Carter] Bandits." "OK, on me, move." "[zombie hissing] [man shouts] [man singing indistinctly]" "[man] Put your back into it, come on." " [man] Whoo!" "[laughs] - [engine revving] [man humming]" "Fucking hell, Weasel." "Have I got to show you where to put it?" "Come on." "Are you a fucking virgin?" "Come on!" "[man 2] I hope you're using fucking protection." "Dirty bastard." "Whoo!" "[man] There we go. [laughs]" "OK." "Now, Goke..." " Jesus Christ, live a little." " Problem?" "I thought we were gonna fucking save her for Billy." "Shut up." "Jesus, Manny." "Dirty fuck." "Let's go, come on." " [Carter] lt's no good." " l can take them from here." "[Jonesy] Leeann, you all right?" "OK, let's move." "Kayne, take point." "[muffled breathing]" "[Jonesy] What do you think?" "We take the most direct route, straight through the forest." "[Jonesy] I don't know, Maddox." "We're not moving across open ground with bandits around." "We need to move fast." "Time is not on our side." "[Jonesy] Yeah, I realize that." "No, you don't." "Look, there's something you all need to understand." "We've not got much time left." "[Jonesy] What do you mean?" "There are boats leaving for Rotterdam from Hope's Point." "They leave in two days, and they won't wait." "Two days, that's all we've got." "[Kayne] What?" "There's something else." "I haven't said anything 'cause I don't know if it's true yet, but... lf we don't make it there in time, the chances of our survival in this country are gonna be zero." "Kayne, you can't say this to Carter." "Why not?" "He's one of us." "If what we heard happens, I know he will try and find his family, and he will die trying." "I'm sorry, but you've gotta trust me on this." "It's not right." "Kayne, we need him." " [Maddox] SlTREP." " Not good." "The forest is fucking full of those things." "[Maddox] Can we make it through?" "All right, let's move." "[whispers] Come on, let's go." " [Leeann grunts]" " Leeann, I need your help." "Take these." "Kayne, Carter, right flank." "Jones, Leeann, with me." " Prepare to move." " Ready." "Ready." " Ready." " Move!" " Covering fire!" " [Carter] Go!" "[gunfire]" "[Carter] Go!" "Cover!" "Covering fire!" "[Maddox] On me!" "Follow me!" "[panting]" "[Maddox] Let's get the fuck out of here." "[Leeann grunts] [all panting]" "[Kayne] No sign." "We're clear for now." "[Maddox] They'll be following." "These fuckers are slow, but they don't give up." "Leeann, you did good." " Maddox, I'm freezing." " l know." "Don't worry, we'll start a fire." "This is a good place to rest." "We can see anything coming." "We're close, maybe one or two klicks till we're through the forest." "We'll come across a couple of villages." "Good." "Maybe we can find a set of wheels." "Doubtful, but we do need food and water." "This is pretty much the last of it." "We'll have a look at daybreak, but I'm not taking any chances." "I don't like it out here." "It feels too open." "Be glad when we get to the coast." "The people at Hope's Point know what they're doing." "Yeah." "I just wanna leave places like London behind now." "[Jonesy] Have you got any family there?" "Yeah." "It scares me, the thought of ever going back." " Married?" " [laughs] No." "Just Mom and Dad." "I wanted a career back then." "All seems so pointless now." "[Carter] I had a wife and a daughter." "Up in Manchester." "Wish I knew where they are." "Just need to find out what happened, you know?" "[Leeann] Jonesy." "Here, give me that." " [Leeann] So, what about you?" " What do you mean?" "[Leeann] lt's about time you tell us a bit about yourself?" "[Carter] Yeah, mate, you've been asking us a lot of questions." "OK." "My wife left me three years ago." "Uh, I suppose it was my own fault, really." "I was always away on work." "[Leeann] Looks like you still are." "Yeah." "I suppose it's all I got left now." "But it's important, isn't it?" "To document all this." "[Leeann] Any other family?" "Just my dad." "He went to America a few years ago, and, uh I haven't heard from him since Christmas." "It was just a card." "And no kids, actually." "It's a pretty good job, considering, isn't it?" "All this, what's happened." " Don't go asking Corp. - [Leeann] Why?" "What's the big secret?" "It's no secret." "[Leeann] Well?" " You really wanna know?" " [Leeann] Yeah, I really wanna know." "I was a schoolteacher." "[Leeann] A teacher?" "Are you serious?" "Yeah." "Taught geography to secondary school kids." "Just a regular job like everyone else." "But I'll say this." "Um... I'm sorry, Jonesy, but you're wrong." "Kids are our only hope now." "That's why it's so important we find other survivors." "If not, our generation's gonna be the last, and things will never get back to the way they were." "[Leeann] What about you, Kayne?" "I look after him." "Ha-ha." "You fucks." "[Leeann] Here." "I'm gonna go pee." "Stay close." "[muffled breathing]" "Leeann, you all right?" "Leeann?" "[Carter] Leeann!" "[man shouts] lf any of those things eat her..." "Fall back behind those trees." "[running footsteps]" " The cunts were just here." " Keep your fucking noise down." " They're still around." " [Leeann screaming] I'll let you go, though quickly this time, now." "That's it." "You struggle." "I like it rough!" "[both shouting]" " Fucking cunt." " [grunts]" "[Manny] Up we go then." " They can't get far." " Traps will stop them." "Ain't that right, Billy?" "[Leeann shouts]" "You're a tough girl to get hold of, Leeann." "Be still." "Your friends at the base got a nice surprise last night, eh?" " Fucking animals!" " [laughs]" "[Manny] What are we gonna do with her?" "[Goke] What do you think, Manny?" "I'm gonna fucking ruin her." "You already been there, mate." "No, we got something special in mind for you." " Haven't we, Billy?" " [Leeann spits]" "[Manny laughs, claps]" "That wasn't nice." "Hold her down." "[Leeann] No." "No." " No!" " This cunt's gonna get it." "[Leeann sobbing] Stop." "Please." " No!" " What are you wearing under there?" " [Leeann sobbing] - [Manny cheers]" " [gunfire] - [shouting]" "Get 'em!" "[gunfire]" " [Leeann sobbing] - [gunfire continues]" "[Maddox] Keep your heads down!" "Run point!" " Fucking run, Billy!" " [Carter] Run, I'll hold them!" "[Maddox] Keep them pinned down until we get clear, then you follow, that's an order." "Carter, keep a watch on your right flank." "[Carter] Got it!" "Go, go!" "[Maddox] All round defense!" "[gunfire in distance] [panting]" "[Jonesy] Leeann." "I was listening to those wankers." "They're the ones, aren't they?" "Who did that to your friends?" " Yeah." " [Jonesy] Fuckers." "We better across these fields and away from here now." "No." "We gotta wait for Carter." "Look, Carter knows what he's doing." "We've gotta go." "[Jonesy] There he is!" "I can see him." "[Carter groaning, shouting]" "[Kayne] No!" "[Kayne grunting]" " [Kayne yelling] - [zombie growls]" " [Maddox] Kayne, leave him!" " [Kayne] Carter!" " [Carter grunting] Kayne... do me!" " [zombies growling] [sobbing] Do it!" "Fucking do it!" "[Kayne screams, fires gun]" " [Kayne sobbing]" " Kayne." "You all right?" "Look, I'm sorry about Carter." "[sobbing] He didn't wanna come on this fucking mission." "We'll get through this." " We will get to safety." " lt's fucked up." "I know it is." "But right now, I need you on your feet." "They'll be on us." "Bring it on." "[gunfire in distance]" "That's Carter's rifle." "Fuckers." "They'll have their hands full for a while." "They won't find us in the dark if we keep moving." "Come on." "[wind howling]" "There's a village up ahead." "OK." "We're gonna try and find a vehicle." "But the first sign of trouble, and we're out of there." "There could be hostiles around so keep your eyes peeled." "Leeann, Jonesy, do not engage unless I say." "OK." "Stay sharp." "[whispers] lt's too fucking quiet." "What do you see?" "[Jonesy whispers] Nothing." "All right, let's head through." "No sound." "[wind howling]" " [zombie growls] - [panting] lt's no good!" "Go, go, go!" "What now?" " [Kayne] Fuck." " [Maddox] Go!" "[Maddox] There's a vehicle up ahead." "[Kayne] Better be quick." "They'll be more of these." "Kayne, keep us covered." "[engine chugging]" " Come on." " [Jonesy] Come on, Maddox." " Come on, come on, come on." "Come on!" " Come on!" " Fuck!" " [Jonesy] Shit!" " [zombie growling] - [flies buzzing]" "[Maddox] Fuck." "Fuckin'..." "Maddox!" " Leeann, try the Jeep again." " [zombies growling] [gunshot]" "[Leeann] We need to get out of this fucking village, now!" "Kayne, come on, let's move!" "Kayne!" "[muffled screaming] [muffled crying] [muffled breathing]" "Kayne, what's up?" "Something doesn't feel right." "[Jonesy] Scarecrows?" "What the fuck?" "You're right." "Something doesn't feel right." "Let's move." "On me." " [Jonesy] Do you think it's them?" " lt's them." "I don't know." "We're not waiting around to find out." "Jones, Leeann, I want you two to head across to those trees on the other side." "We'll cover you." "When you get there, you give covering fire to Kayne and I." " Understood?" "Leeann?" " OK." "Yeah." "Keep low, move fast." "Go, go." "Too fucking close." " You OK?" " [Jonesy] Yeah." "[Kayne] Go!" " Go!" " Go!" "[gunshot]" " [Kayne screams] - [Jonesy] Fuck!" "Kayne!" "[gunfire]" "[Maddox] We'll get you out of this, now." "Come on." "[gunfire]" "[Maddox] Come on." "Gonna get you out of this." "[groaning in pain] Oh, fuck!" "Tell me, how bad is it?" " Kayne, put pressure on it." " Oh!" "[screams]" " [Maddox] You're gonna be all right." " [groaning]" " lt's gonna be all right." " [Leeann] Maddox, they're coming." " Leave me here." "Leave me here." " [gunfire]" "[Maddox] Not fucking happening." "Come on." " Jonesy, keep the cover." " [groaning]" "Clear." "[muffled breathing]" "I need one of you on lookout while I patch Kayne up." " [Leeann] I'll go." " [Jonesy] Be careful." "Fucking stings like hell." "Man, never thought I'd get shot." "Fuck it." "The sooner we get off this fucking island, the better." "We just gotta get to the coast." "We're so close." "[Kayne] We ain't gonna make it, Maddox." "Carter was right." "[Maddox] I don't wanna hear that." "We're gonna get out of this." "Jonesy, get Leeann." "We're moving." "[Jonesy] Leeann." "Leeann, come on." "We're leaving." " [grunting]" " Curtis." "Don't fucking move." "All right, treacle." "Well, this is all very cozy." "[man] Not so fucking clever now, are they?" "Reminds me of that night with your friends, Leeann." "What was her name again?" "Oh, yeah." "Vanessa." "She was a right little whore." "I put a bullet in that guy, though." "He was a cunt." "[Kayne screams]" "[Goke] Party's getting started." "What the fuck are you doing to her?" "You fucks." "You talk again, and I'll blow your fucking head off." "[Goke] Calm down, soldier boy." "If he wants to fuck her, he will." "Billy!" "Get in here!" "Come here." "Go now." "Go on." "Now, you see, Billy here likes to build scarecrows." "Ain't that right?" "The kid's a real talent." "Do you remember what we talked about last night?" "[stammers] Last night, yeah." "Yeah, last night, that's right." "Go on." "Tell me." "[stammers] We're..." "We're gonna fuck them up." "[chuckles] Good boy." "Now, why don't you show me on this cunt here." "You see him?" "You see that filthy uniform?" " [Leeann] Goke, don't!" " Shut the fuck up." "Go on, Billy." "You want to be part of the group, you gotta pass the test." "Then go fuck him up." "Do it!" "[grunting] [man] Do it, Billy!" "Have him!" "[grunting]" "Good boy, you're doing well." "Good boy." "Curtis, keep an eye on them." "Any of them moves, shoot them in the face." "Come on, Billy." "Give me that." "[Kayne gasping]" "Look who's here." "Stay there, bitch." "[Goke] Billy's here to learn about life." "[chuckles] Sure is." "With the big boys now." "Huh?" "Look at him." "Look at him." "What's the matter, Billy?" "Don't you like her?" "[Goke] Go on, mate." "You like her?" " l do..." " [laughs] Told ya." "You so much as move, I'll cut your throat out." "You got me?" "Billy, hold that." "[Kayne screams]" "[screaming, moaning]" "Now... I spy with my little eye something beginning with "T."" "What is it, Billy?" "Billy!" "[Goke] That'll be titties, Billy." "[laughs] Titties." "Come on." "This is for you." "This is all for you." "[Billy] Can't." "Can't!" "I can't!" "[Goke] How about we leave you on your own?" "We're the ones that found you." "Remember when we found you?" "[Billy] Don't wanna be on my own!" "Yeah, Billy, you won't survive without us." "You'll be all on your own." "Now do it." "Time to be a man." " [Kayne sobs] No." " Get 'em off." " [Kayne] No!" "No!" " Come on!" " Come on." " [sobbing] No!" "What the fuck?" "You can do it, right?" "Get that thing in there." " Fucking be a man!" " [Kayne sobbing]" " [Manny laughs] - [Billy cries]" "Fuck him." "I'll show you, bitch." "Humiliate my friend like that?" "Billy." "You can't let her do that to you." "Use that knife... and cut her." "Cut her here." "[Kayne gasping] No." "No. [sobbing]" " Cut her!" " [screaming]" " Deeper!" "Deeper!" "Cut her!" " [screaming]" "Fucking cut her!" "[Kayne screaming]" " [screaming stops] - [Billy grunting, panting]" "[laughing]" "[Manny] Fucking hell." "[Goke] You're sick, Billy." "You're fucking sick." "Fuck me, our boy did it." "[Goke] You're part of the club now, Billy." "Your turn now, mate." "[Goke] All right." "Curtis." "Bring that soldier boy in here." "[clattering]" "What the fuck's going on back there?" " [gunfire] - [Manny] Fuck." "Fuck's going on?" "[Manny] Guys!" "Fuck, Goke, there's another one of them." "[gunfire]" "[Maddox] Nicholson, they got Kayne in the other room." "[Nicholson] Do it now!" "Drop the fucking knife!" "[Maddox] Nicholson, lower your weapon." "[Nicholson] Drop that fucking knife!" "[gunfire]" "[metal clattering]" " [gunfire] - [Maddox] Get back, get back, get back." "Pussy!" "Fuck." "Come on." "[Maddox] Jesus fucking Christ." "[Jonesy] How did you find us, Nicholson?" "I've been tracking you for days." "Got fucking lucky finding you." "[Jonesy] They would have killed us for sure." "They got Carter too." "[Maddox] They've been after us for some time." "Fucking scum. [sniffles]" "Oh, fuck's sake." "He's just a kid, he didn't know what he was doing." "[Nicholson] Yeah." "You didn't need to shoot him." "[Maddox] We need to bury her." "[Leeann] Remember what you did to me?" "[coughs, moans]" "Hi, Leeann." "[groans] [laughs] That's a big gun." "What's the matter?" "You look angry." "[gunshot] [muffled breathing]" "[wind howling]" "[Jonesy] Anyone wanna say anything?" "[Jonesy] Leeann, take this." "At least your burden's gone, Kayne." "Maddox." "I think you gotta tell us everything you know." "I heard you by the comms room with Andrews." " The other night." "What was it?" " [Nicholson] Maddox?" "[Jonesy] Well, what is it we weren't supposed to tell Carter?" "We heard a message on the radio about an operation to eradicate the threat, entirely." "It seems the UK has been the hardest hit by this thing." "And once those boats leave tomorrow that's it." "They're calling it Operation Inferno." "Pretty soon, this entire country is gonna be one big fucking graveyard." "They can't do that!" "They can, and they will." "[distant rumbling]" "[Leeann] lt's already started." "We'll be at Hope's Point by nightfall." "Come on, let's move." "Give me that." "Fifth Battalion." "[distant explosion]" "[muffled breathing]" "[Nicholson] Jesus Christ." "[Leeann] All of them." "[Jonesy] They must have swarmed in." "Overrun before they knew it." "[Leeann] What..." "What about the broadcast?" "[Maddox] We need to go inside and check the radio bunker." "There might still be survivors inside." "Keep your eyes peeled, there may be hostiles around." "It's not over yet." "OK, Nicholson." "You wait for us here, keep a lookout." "You see anything at all, you let us know." "Copy that." "[Leeann] Oh, my God." "Last stand." "This leads down to the comms room." "Stay sharp." "[wind howling]" "[Jonesy] What the fuck's that?" "[Maddox] Must lead further down into the complex." "OK." "[Jonesy] Oh, my God." "What the fuck is going on?" "[Maddox] Jesus Christ." "[Leeann] We are the last, aren't we?" "What do we do now, Maddox?" "We can get to the boats." "We can still get out of this." "Come on, move it." "[Jonesy] They're all gone, no one's left." "[Maddox] We can still get out of this." "Jones, you and I will head down the beach." "We'll check on the boats," " and we'll move at first light." " Maddox!" "There's no one left." "We need to hold this bunker." "I'm still following orders!" "This island is dead!" "Jones, I need your help." "Corporal Nicholson." "Jez, Jez, I need you to stay with Leeann until we return." "[Jonesy] I don't get it." "There's signal fires, but where are they?" "Where the fuck are the boats?" "They've gone without us, Maddox!" "No." "They were waiting for them." " [Jonesy] What do you mean?" " l was wrong." "They were waiting to be rescued, but the boats must have taken too long." "[Jonesy] Then we need to get out of here." "No." "The message we intercepted said they leave in two days." "That's tomorrow morning." "They're still coming, Jonesy." "[Jonesy] We can't rely on that message." "It's our last fucking chance of hope." "Help me stoke the fires." "They need to be able to see the shoreline." " Come on!" " [jet engine roaring overhead]" "Help me." "[Jonesy] We've gotta get back to the base." "Stop fucking filming and help me!" "They could be out there now looking for our signal." "[Jonesy] We've gotta get back to the bunker, Maddox." "And then what?" "!" "This is our last chance at survival, Jones." "[Jonesy] Come with me." "It's safer underground." "I'm staying, Jonesy." "These boats are coming, believe me." "[Jonesy] Fuck's sake, Maddox!" "You said it's safe if we stick together." " Maddox, listen to me!" " Just go then!" "Go!" "I have to wait here." "Please." "Hello!" "[muffled breathing]" "You shouldn't have fucking left him!" "[Jonesy] I had no choice, Leeann." "He wouldn't come back." "Here." " Which way to the tunnels?" " That way." "Follow me." "[zombies moaning]" "[Nicholson] Fall back!" "Fall back!" "[gunfire]" "Fall back!" "Fall back!" "[thumping] lt's fucking blocked!" "We can't get through!" "[Jonesy] What we gonna do?" "What we gonna do?" "!" "We fight!" "[grunting, shouting]" " [yelling] - [Jonesy] Nicholson!" "[Leeann grunting]" "[Jonesy] Leeann!" "Just come on, get back." "[Leeann] Fuck!" "[grunting]" "[Jonesy] Oh no!" "Leeann!" "[Leeann moaning, screaming] Jonesy!" "This is Nick Jones." "I don't know if anyone's gonna see this... lt's over." "For me, it's over." "[whimpering]" "[zombie growling]" " [screaming] - [gunshot] [muffled breathing]" "[helicopter flying overhead]" "[voice echoes] Leave it, Jonesy." "[waves sloshing]" "[speaks foreign language] I don't understand you." "We're in England now, you need speak English." "I'm sorry." "She's scared." "We both are." "It's taken us a long time to get here." "We came from Holland." "Rotterdam." "It's gone." "The whole city's on fire." "It seems like all of Europe is." "They said to come here... the UK." "It's an island... so it's safe." "Right?" "[woman] They said survivors are gathering here." "is it true?" "Can you help us?"

"Paris 2010." "In connection with a dramatic increase in crime in certain neighbourhoods." "The government is implementing a new policy isolating the high risk areas with walls- a modern day ghetto." "Separation Date:" "October 2010" "Borough 13" " Thats it." "I need more." " Chill bro, it ain't ready yet." "OK, done." "Take it." "Alright ladies, did I frighten you?" "You didn't even notice man's pullin up." " Don't get smart mate." " Relax, be cool." "This is a random visit." "Mmm... smells wicked." "Gourmet shit?" "Tasty." "You want?" "So where's your Boss at?" " He ain't about." " Cool." "I'll hang loose then, OK?" "Easy now fellas, I ain't packing'." "Weaponless, get me?" "Fuck off K2, trust me I will." "What's up with you guys?" "It ain't like I come to visit everyday, And this is the way you treat me?" "Go away K2, there isn't time to get friendly." "Come back later." "When the boss gets back, I'll let him know you came by." "Alright boys." "You got a piece of paper so I can leave him my number?" "No?" "I'll write it on the wall, It won't go missing." " The wall is off limits." " I totally forgot, property of the owner." "He lives like a real gangster." "And you're justjealous that it ain't your yard." "Fuck off." "I spit on this shit-hole." "So where the fuck can I leave my number?" "Gimme your hand." "Don't get scared!" "If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it a long time ago." "Armed to the teeth, an scared of a pen." "Chill; relax." "I don't bite." "What do you want from Leito?" "He's got my things." "I just came to collect them." "You best not wash for awhile, alright?" "This is pleasant friendly ain't it?" "A handshake goes a long way, bro." " What do they call you?" " Tarik." "Gimme some skin." "Like an oath." "Shame, if you had a camera, we could've had a picture." " Cut it out!" " Smile, watch." "Don't worry, they're with me." "Now you fucking wanna talk, yeah?" "Well it's a bit late." "You, stairs." "I got the lift." "I like fast rides." "Come here." "You free for a minute?" "It was terrible, why did I wait...?" " Yo, the lift's moving." "Radio them." " You do it." "Tarik, who's that coming in the lift?" "Tarik!" "Shit it's fucked again." " What do we do?" " Don't stress, man!" "This film is wicked." "Tarik, what the fuck is going on?" "Tarik!" "Arghh not now." "Fix the aerial." "I ain't your bitch!" "Fix it yourself, you lazy dumb fuck!" "Tarik, can you hear me?" "Why are you so stressed?" "He's probably bringing us our dinner." "Dinner, an hour early?" "Something ain't right." "Well I'm not a pessimist like you." "We're looking for Leito, What number is he at?" " 14." " Cheers." "Shit, the doors aren't numbered!" "Bust all the doors down." " Where is Leito?" " Well he ain't here." " I know that, but fuckin where?" " Along the corridor, last door on the left." "You're coming with me, so I don't get lost." "Turn right!" "Right." "Third door." "Do you wish me dead?" "I want him alive." "Is that clear to you all?" "Move." "On three, yeah?" "1, 2, 3." "Grab him!" "Shoot!" "He's at the bottom." "He's on the roof." "Motherfucker." "There he his!" "Fuck!" "Let's think..." "At 8:00 he stole 20kg of heroin from you." "You found out who did it at 9.00..." "How many of you went to pay him a visit?" " 12 guys." " 12?" "And you all came back empty handed?" " That's cool?" " We could've killed him about 100 times." " But you want him alive." " Are you saying its now somehow my fault?" "Nah, I'm not trying to say that." "It's just that he's so slippery." "Soap bar." " Slippery, like a soap bar?" "Yeah." "?" "50 for a gram, times 20 kilos." "That's a million euro." "That's one expensive soap bar." "Well then." "I'm waiting for your proposal?" "Has anyone got a proposal?" "No, no need!" "I've got a proposal." "K2, fantastic!" "I'm all ears." "Well Leito stole our drugs so..." "he's gotta pay, right?" "That is not a proposition, merely stating the obvious." " Hold on, Wait!" " I'm waiting!" "His sister, Lola, she works in a nearby supermarket." "We grab her and he comes to us." "You see that?" "That's a good proposal." "Bring her here." "Back in a minute." "Come on, the manager wants you." "Let's go, are you deaf?" "They are calling you." " The boss isn't in on a Wednesday." " What has the boss got to do with this?" "My boss is waiting for you, Taha." "Taha is not my boss." "Let go, bastard." "You big animal." "Move bitch." " Oh, a present?" " I can take care of her, we can make it work." " Hands off!" " Can I search her?" " I already did, she's clean." " Let me take a peek at her panties." "I'll stuff them down your throat!" "If you want too, I'm getting excited." "Here's a taste." "Fuck off man, Taha is waiting for her." "Stop struggling, you'll hurt yourself." "It's me." "This is a very easy gadget to use." "Let me show you." " I will demonstrate in a second..." " K2 at the door." "...it's use." "It's very flexible..." "He's come back with more excuses?" "You can come in." "Inform Leito that I got his sister." "I'd like to see his face when he finds out." "Well here it is." "Trust me, I'll put an end to your plans!" "If anything happens to me, your situation is not gonna get better." "What do you want?" "Do you know what makes us different?" "You don't know what I'm thinking." "And me, I know your every move." "That's why I'm always one step ahead." "Relax, K2, it's cool." "Just chatting, calm down." "We got a lot to chat about." "You can stop stroking my hair." "Just let me know what you want!" " Two things." " I'm listening." "Your people will not come within a half kilometre of my house." "Deal." "And the second?" "Your life for the life of my sister." "I let you go and we both walk." "Your men stay here." " You're a businessman, right?" " Talk!" " All right, I've got nothing against." " You give your word?" " That's right?" " For the moment." "K2, let her go." "Do it, don't think about it!" "Are you gonna lie down, or do you need help?" "OK, I kept my word." "She's free." " Put the knife down." " Don't worry." "Do you think you're gonna get out of here with me?" "What makes you think that everybody here likes you?" "Listen up, boys." "We've finished talking." "They are leaving and nobody else leaves." "Don't try and shoot." "I'll be right back." "Wait!" "Open your mouth." "Now chew." "I like your sister's style." "Shut the fuck up, and move." "Gimme it, take it." "Easy, don't shoot." "We're gonna deliver our client." "Call the Chief!" "Let us pass, before it's too late." "Shit." "Can't you two talk things over?" "We are slowly packing up." "This is Taha." "Taha Bemamud." "He's got a thousand warrants out for him." "I know him well, but we are still leaving." "Orders from the Ministry." "Plus I need solid evidence." "5 kilos of heroin from his office and 2 witnesses should be enough!" "Chief, there are too many of them." "They are three times stronger then our forces." "All right, we will take this to court." "You can hand in your weapons now." "Somebody keep guard on him." "Poor Leito, so naive." "You think this will change anything?" "This will be a lesson for the rest of them." "I don't need useless court cases." "Put him in a cell and you can go." "Don't let him go." "You have no idea what will happen now." "I don't care what's gonna happen here, we are already leaving." "It's yourjob to end this nightmare in our neighbourhood!" "You still don't get it!" "This area is surrounded by walls and barbed wire." "They've covered it from the top and it will be destroyed." "Then this whole nightmare will end." "Be glad you're in this cell." "Outside, a band of zombies is waiting for your blood." "Taha, your still here?" "My band of zombies could teach you a thing or two, chief." "Don't start, Taha." "You're free, what else do you want?" " The girl." " No!" " Take her." " No!" "Try an touch her." " Lola!" "Lola!" " Don't worry, I'll take care of her." "Gentlemen, it's always a pleasure doing business." "Goodbye." "No!" "Noo!" "Take her to my office." "Inject her with a couple of doses to calm her down." "Don't stand around, get to work lads." "I didn't have a choice." "I've spent 15 years in this neighbourhood." "My pension's coming up and I want to end this." "I'd like it differently." "Sorry." "You gave away my sister This is the end for you." "6 months later." "Tell me Pedro, what has that door done to you?" " I'm not Pedro." " Who gives a fuck what your name is?" "That's my car dumb-ass." "What if I hit your stupid head with the same force?" " It's only a car." " Not only a car." "It's my fucking car!" "It cost me money," "So be careful with my car, or I'll crack your head open." " Do you understand?" " Carlos, don't worry, let's just go." "Stupid son of a bitch." "These latinos have no respect for anything." "Is it so difficult to shut a car door gently?" "He understood." "He'll be more gentle." "He's the driver, right Pedro?" " I'm not Pedro." " That's why all the doors squeak." "I spent about 1,5 on that shit and they still squeak." "I'll take care of it, Carlos." "You have my word." "We have a bad team selection, Time to change." "We need to have a word with Franco." " Ok." " Because they keep sending us these fucking Portugese." "Thick as shit, Useless fuckers." "I'll speak to Franco." "We'll sort everything out." "For fucks sake!" "I need 2 well educated guys." "We need to grab them straight from Uni." "These fuckers don't even know what a school is." "Benito, in France there are 6 million people unemployed." "Just find me 2 normal guys." "No problem, I'll get on to it." "Do I have to get the door myself?" "This is what I'm saying." "Number 5 is the winner!" "Place your bets." " You haven't forgotten?" " I remember." "At the end of the week, as promised." "He really hit the bottom, no shame or conscience." "He owes us big money, yet he has the balls to show his face here." "A lack of a proper upbringing." "Tactless." "Follow me." "How's things, Ragbi." " Everything alright, Sam?" " Well, not at the moment." "What's the matter?" " Problems with the police again?" " These two have been standing there for two hours." "Choosing a tin of tuna." " They're pimps." " Pimps?" "So what are they doing in the fish section?" "Nothing." "There waiting until 2:00." "That's when the whores have a coffee break." "You arrive at 1.10 and presto What's been happening on the streets." " Who the fuck is that?" " Pimps, but not after tinned tuna." " What else?" " There aren't that many, but its like someone's informed them." "At the same time, when we move the cash." " What you saying?" " 500,000 straight up." "Crazy sum." " How do you know?" " It's my job." " So why didn't you take it?" " How was I to know if they were really cops?" " You little shit!" " Do you want to live?" "Of course." "Have I finished my studies?" " Yes, with honours." " You understand, you see the difference?" "So you think we have a snitch?" "Without a doubt." " I could sense that there was something about Pedro." " It wasn't Pedro." "I don't a give a shit." "We are not about to start crying." "We need to take the cash and ourselves outta here." "Don't move." "Leave the money and put your hands in the air!" " Benito, what's with you?" " I'm not Benito but Damien." "Criminal police." "Carlos Montoya, you're under arrest." " Benito, you're bald?" " You have the right to remain silent, anything you say might be used against you in a court of law." "Any sudden movement will be interpreted as aggression." "And I will have to use my gun in self-defence." " What are you saying?" " If you as much as move your ear I will paint this room red." " Understood, but how do you plan to leave this room?" "We stay." "Alone; tell your people to leave." " Why are you letting them go?" " I only catch the big ones." " Hamilion in place, begin extraction." " Copy that Hamilion, commencing." " What do we do?" " Why are you asking me?" " You're a model student." " They didn't teach me this." "What in the devil is that?" " You didn't get hit did you?" " No, I'm ok." "Ok, that's good." " Package ready." " Copy that, thanks." "All exits covered." "What now, Einstein?" "Quickly, there is gonna be a lot of heat soon." "Lower the line." "I'm all out of bullets." "They didn't take the money." "We can split it, close the door." "Ok guys, now it's your turn." "Where were you earlier?" "Come on men, forward!" "There you go, help yourself." " Don't resist!" " I'll go on my own." "Excellent work." "Operation complete, home time." " Captain?" " I've never met such a crook." "That's good." "Thanks for the compliment." " I trusted you like my brother." " A brother?" "I had to wash your car for 6 months before you gave me a job." "And before I forget..." "Your doors." "That's the squeaking sorted out." "Like I promised." " Captain Damien, Chief." " Show him in." "Good morning, Damien." "I've called you in to congratulate you, but the situation has slightly changed." "Sit." " I prefer to stand if that's all right?" " As you please." "Let me introduce Mr. Kr?" "ger, the Defence Secretary." "And Mr Corsini, his 2nd in command." "They are looking for someone to take on a special mission." "Mr. Kr?" "ger, please explain the situation to the Captain." "Late last night we were transporting equipment in an armoured truck, which ran into some problems along the way." "What the hell, no need for that!" "Careful, you're gonna scratch the glass." "Stubborn little shits!" "Oh, this is just great!" "Luckily the truck has a homing device, so we know its location." "We need your help to retrieve it." "Where is it?" "And what's the equipment?" "Prototype nuclear device." "What exactly?" "Nuclear-organic bomb, experimental model." "A so-called "clean bomb" built around neutron technology." "Blast radius of 8km." "The fall-out area can be replanted almost immediately." "Contamination of the environment is nil." "Are you scared that they will use the bomb on you?" "The Eliseye Fields is not the ideal place for the bomb." "Not ideal, I agree." "There is one more thing..." "If tampered with, the bomb will self-destruct in 24 hours." "Unfortunately, the self-destruct system was activated over an hour ago." " In 23 hours... it will explode." " K2?" " What?" "You have to sell it to someone." "I can't help." "There is not enough time." "Captain, we are not asking, just explaining." "You know how I work." "I need time to familiarise myself with the details." "2 million people live there." "It's true half are criminals, but the other half need our help." "Change your methods, or have those people on your conscience." "How do you begin a mission, that is doomed to failure?" "How do I diffuse a bomb in an area I've never been to?" " There's no way." " Don't worry, you will have a guide." "Great, I'm gonna have a helper?" "This guide was born in the area." "He knows it like the back of his hand." " Will he help?" " You've asked him, he's been briefed?" "He's clueless." "You have to recruit him." " Leito, you're being moved." " Where to?" "You'll see." "112- in the van." "Let me go!" "Let go!" "Fucking let go!" "263- in the van." "You cock sucking, wet tampon!" " How're you?" " Super." "That fucker thought he could treat me like that." "I'm off." "The doors don't open that easy." "My friend, you obviously don't know me." "They call me Phantom." "Phantom ain't doing an 8 year stretch." " What you in for?" " I killed 5 guys." "But the main guy got away from me." "What did he do to you?" "He killed my dad and brothers." "I won't give up until he's dead." "I'm gonna hit borough 13 and wipe that motherfucker out." " That's where he lives?" " Yeah, and that's where he'll die." " What's his name?" " Taha." "You heard of him?" "I wanted to be friends a long time ago but I regret it now." "He lives in a bunker, a whole army around him." "Motherfucker's got some weird bitch with him all the time." " Who's that?" " Some drugged up girl that he keeps on a leash." "Like a dog." "The girl is always fucked up on some shit." "I think she's called Lola." "The Phantom will be back in 2 minutes." "Come up front." " Where you wanna be dropped?" " Borough 13 will be fine." "Wicked." "Damien." "Leito." "Thanks." "They are out." "Plan is on course." " Are they still together?" " Without a doubt." "In the truck, we are tailing." "Excellent." "Congratulations, Chief." "Still too early." "Escaping from jail is easier than getting into borough 13." "And we don't know what kind of guide this Leito will turn out to be." "Without him, Damien won't achieve much." "Your Captain is our last hope." "So are you gonna help me out?" "What's the best route to take?" "Can we get in undetected?" "Yep, throw a right here." " What are you doing?" " Why?" "Don't you trust me?" " Get these fucking cuffs off!" " You really want to get into borough 13?" " Yeah." "I'm the Phantom now, so do exactly what I say." "Turn right." " And now?" " Right." "Turn right." "I said, fucking right!" "I'm not fucking deaf, the steering is fucked!" "So brake." "The brakes are fucked as well." "Ok, into that car, gently." " That was supposed to be gentle?" " Look man it was the best I could do." "If you don't like the skills, run and jump, punk." " Let me loose." " You can handle it, boy you got it made." "What you saying?" "You're a cop." "You can't fool me." " So you're gonna leave me here?" " You needed borough 13 and you're in, so bye-bye?" "Consult your manual, chapter heading "Fucked Situation"." "Leito, are you mad." "I ain't no cop." "Get me out of here, fuck I helped you escape, remember?" "I know why you helped me." "So I can help you with something right?" "Not interested in your stupid agenda." "Fuck off." "Hey, what about your sister?" "I don't need your help to free her." "Shit!" "Motherfucking bomba ras, check me car, rudeboy!" "Sorry, but I just got out ofjail and the brakes packed up." "I need a hideout." "Hideout?" "Boy is you proper fucked up." "Where d'you think this is, Monaco?" "This here is Baghdad." " Out of the way." " Relax." "Easy." "I'm sorry about your car." "Take the truck, deal stands?" "Did you dispose of the bomb?" " No, well until." "Leito..." " What?" "Leito?" "He escaped from prison." "So he'll be here soon." "Wake up!" "Some news about your brother." "He's coming for a visit." " Be ready." " Ok." "How did you find out I was a cop?" "Your fighting style is too technical." "Training I guess?" "But to fit in, you're lacking something." " What?" " Real anger." "I guess my training didn't cover that." "Freedom, Fairness, Family, that's what they taught me." " Water, gas, electric..." " You can laugh all you want." " You're lawless." " I want fairness and justice for everyone." "Everyone, and I'm here to make sure everyone gets justice." "I'm not a butler, I don't take orders." "I bite, when I see things being done against the law." "I was born in this manor." "It's always hard to breathe here." "10 years ago they built a wall around this place." "What did I do?" "I didn't break any laws, not one." "I quit school, not for a job selling crack, but because they closed the school down." "I was unlucky to be born here." "So you think burning cars is gonna make things better?" "You got a better idea?" "Well at the moment, no." "Do you know why I'm here?" "Why I let you go?" " A good deed?" " To save this neighbourhood." "There's an active neutron bomb here." "If I don't disable it, there wont be anything left of this place." "Borough 13 no longer, get me?" "Everybody dies." "If I think like you, what good are these 2 million people?" "No use to me." "But there will always be people like you, who thought the law was on their side, get me?" "So you gonna help me with this bomb, or are you too busy with your own shit?" "Is this bomb for real?" " I can't say how it got here." " But I'm sure Taha has got it." "Yep." "Your sister and my bomb, We gotta link up." "If you're bullshitting, I will fuck you up, believe me." "That's cool." " You got a plan?" " I've got to get to Taha un-noticed." "As soon as I take care of the bomb, I'll free your sister." "And I'm supposed to sit around and wait?" "No, you're the distraction." "Taha will be busy with you and I'll sort everything out." "You like that shit don't you?" " You got a phone?" " Yeah." "Give it to me." "Damn, Phantom, you're going on like James Bond." "Ring." " Yes." " It's Leito." " Where did you get my number from?" " You can buy anything on the inside." " I heard you're on the outside." " I'm across from you, the factory." "Who you calling?" "So why ring me?" "I've got a cop with me." "We've got a proposal for you." "K2 will come and get you." "Are you fucking nuts?" "According to the plan, I was supposed to go in un-noticed." "Stealth like, side entrance, not the main fucking door." "Forget your police manual." "This is borough 13." "Your laws don't apply, get me?" " And this is the only way." " Your plan?" "He who lives, wins." "Nobody dies." "We have one card to play." " Which is?" " Curiosity." "Who's this cop?" "You got the same answers to every question, huh?" "Like fucking cows." "I need info, on this cop." "Before he dies." "You have 5 minutes." " I don't like it, too risky." " Without me you'll die." "I always work alone and I'm still alive." "Later." "I know all the ins and outs here." "I dug one tunnel myself." "So you made good use of your hands." "I know where the bomb is." "Without me you'll never find it." "5 minutes ago you didn't even know about the bomb." " You're fucking with me?" " Taha built a huge bunker a while ago." "And I know where it is." " How do you know the bomb will be there?" " He don't keep shit like that in his kitchen." "Here's the deal." "I free you and you do what I say." "How about another way." "You shut the fuck up and pray my sister is alive, then I'll find the bomb." "Take these off, or we both end up in jail." "All right." " This is the cop?" " Damn you're observant." "I'm impressed." "Shut up." "If Taha lets you off I'll deal with you myself!" "Lets move, and don't try any weird shit." "The boys are a bit nervous." " Did you come here to sleep?" " Sorry, just tired." " Where is he?" " His place." " Has he eaten?" " He eats all the time." "You've got a job." "Warm up." "With this arsenal, you could take over Paris." " That's the bomb transporter." " So it's still here." "Wait here." "I'll be quick." "No thanks." "So you're friendly with the cops now?" "He ain't my friend, but only he knows how to de-activate the bomb." " Really?" " It will destroy everything within 8km." "So you came to rescue us?" "I can stop the clock and save 2 million people." "The Government sends a cop to save us from a bomb." "That's so noble." "Hysterical." "To be honest, we weren't planning to keep it here." " Do you wanna take it?" " Yes." "How much for?" "If I don't enter the correct code within the hour, this whole place blows." "I know." "Although by that time I'll have already sold it." "If you don't want to wait too long for the explosion, I suggest you start negotiations." " Innocent people will die." " You should of thought of that earlier." "For example, when you were making it." "Million euro." "Million on my right." "Not much." "Anybody else eager, K2?" "2 million!" "Brave K2 is saying 2 million." "Any more?" " 4!" " 4 million just in time. - 4 million on my right." " How long are you gonna barter?" " Until our lives are worthless." "Come on, tell me." "10!" "10 million on my left It's getting interesting!" "So bro, 10 million." "Any more offers?" "Oh well, I think the reserve has been met." "10 million going once!" "10 million twice!" "20." "That's a big jump up." " K2?" " Let him have it, I pass." "20 million?" "Sold!" "Good buy." "For saving 2 million people, it works out 10 euro a head cheaper than a "Happy Meal"." " Payment method?" " Transfer." "Before you get confirmation of payment the bomb will explode." "Jamel, the account number in the Bahamas." " I need to see the bomb." " Funny, I thought you might." "Only quick." "It didn't come with its own rocket." "Luckily I had a few stored already." "A revamped ex-soviet missile." "Ready to blast off." "Destination?" "Well you can figure it out." "So then, cop, you've seen your bomb." "You can start the money transfer." "Leito, I've learnt from my mistakes." "Now I'm one step ahead." "Put me in touch with Kr?" "ger; urgent." "8, 47, 35," "Sulu, Sulu, Fox, Delta, Charlie." " Amount?" " 20 million euro." "Are you certain of the bomb's location?" "It's in front of me." "48 minutes left on the clock." "Not enough in the budget." " Please find other means." " I'm sorry." "Fine, I'll wait." "The transfer will be ready soon." "Thanks, Sarge." "That's it, 20 million transferred to your account." "My turn with the code." "The transaction isn't done yet." "Jamel, phone the Bahamas and check." "One minute." "The bank opens in 30 minutes." "Goddamn, let's hope it does." "In this event you will have to wait." "Get comfortable." "On your knees." "Faces to the wall, hands on heads." "Yoyo, keep them there until further orders." " So now what?" " You wanted to come here." "If not for you, we wouldn't be here." "And if your Generals had transferred the money, we would be free." "No, we would be dead." "You think, Taha would let us live?" "Fuck no, but they still didn't pay." "How valuable are you to them?" "Shit, they couldn't care less." "Damien, something doesn't quite add up here." " Why is that?" " It doesn't make sense." "They lost the bomb, like it was a car key." "They want it back, but not at the price." "When it comes to money, they stop thinking." " And you're defending them?" " Not them, the law." "Plus human life, just like you." "How long?" "37 minutes." " We have to do something!" " You think?" " I've an idea." " What?" " Remember the tunnel?" " The one I dug?" "The same one." "The entrance is in the toilet." "Left from the lift." "You think he'll let us go to the John together?" "No, we make an excuse to talk with Taha." "And we walk past the toilet." "Sweet." "So when we get to the lift, what?" " Improvise." " That's half a plan!" " You got a better one?" " No." "Then let's go." " Who let you get up?" " We need to see Taha, it's urgent." "All right." "I see, sit your ass down, before I put you down, fool!" "You've got no sense have you?" "What's your name?" "What's it to you?" "I'll need to tell Taha when he asks me, who lost him 20 million." "Your name." "If you're pulling my dick, I'll have you!" "Ok." "You three, with me." "The rest, cover." " When to improvise?" " It will come naturally." " Backflip, on the run." " How?" "Move." " This is our way out." " We're gonna go through the toilet?" " I'm a bad-ass cop." " Run." "What's up, what's happened?" "Why didn't you reply?" " We were in a tunnel." " What tunnel?" "You playing some kind of game?" "It's cos of those two idiots." "They escaped through a tunnel." "We ran after them but got kinda lost." "Hold on, repeat that slowly." "They escaped..." "Jamel, the transaction?" " I've got bad news." " He was bluffing?" " Yes." " I thought so." "You can't trust a cop." "Stupid of me to think I could." "He'll pay." "I'm gonna launch that bomb." "Taha, that's not all." "You better sit down." "They used our account number to take money out of the account and other accounts." "Which other accounts?" "Bahamas, Riyadh, Karachi, even London." "All zero balances." "How'd they manage that?" "I don't know." "If I find out, I can rule the world." "To be honest, I'm a bad hacker, so I resign." "Excuse me." "Taha, if you're broke, how you gonna pay us for this week?" "There's money in the safe, downstairs." "They haven't touched that." "K2, gimme your gun." "My gun, why?" "You're all a bunch of useless thugs." "So what now, K2?" "We need to catch those two." "I'm calling a safari." "Split up." "Out of the way!" "Move!" "Police!" "When's the bomb gonna blow?" " In 10 minutes." " Can you disable it?" "Yes." "Nobody but me." "Ok, you deal with the bomb and your friend stays with us." " I need his help." " He stays." "Ok, me and Leito stay here, and you go diffuse the bomb." "9 minutes left." "Ok, both of you go." "You have to come down eventually." "If all goes well, you'll be glad to see me." " Who's this?" " Present from Taha." "Nice present." "Hey, big guy, let me show you a new trick!" "Go!" " Were did you learn that?" " I read it in an anglers magazine." "It's ok, Lola." "It's over." "No, it ain't over yet." "No signal." "Finally." "Don't worry." "He'll free us." " Hello." " Captain Tomaso?" "I'm at the bomb." "I need the code." " Where are you?" " At the bloody bomb!" "3 minutes left." "Give me the code, there's no time to chit chat!" "Your exact location?" "On top of a tall building, central borough 13." "Enough?" " Good work, we are proud of you." " The code?" " 9293..." " 9293 709B13." "709B13, I'll call back if I'm still alive." "B13, borough 13." "Strange that the bomb has that code." "And 9293 is our map co-ordinates." "Coincidence." "Damien, wait." "This bomb is not meant for here." " Then why do the co-ordinates match?" " We need to disarm it anyway." " What if it's all back to front?" " Back to front?" "Instead of disarming it, you're gonna arm it!" "Are you nuts?" "Then why send me?" "It would have exploded itself." "They had to find out if it was in the right place." "Isn't that what the Chief asked?" "If it's in the central area?" "Yeah, but that's a standard question." " It's a trap, I'm certain." " Fuck off, don't interfere!" " I saved your life once already." " I'm under orders to do this." "I'm sorry." "Stop, Leito, in a minute we all blow up!" "Open your fucking eyes, Damien!" "Are you blind to the fact that they don't care about this area!" "For 20 years they couldn't solve the problem." "They put up a huge wall, and now they want to clean the place up." "The local authority is gone." "No post office, no schools." "Even the police have left." " The bomb was stolen, they didn't build it here." " They blew open the truck?" " Yeah?" " Yes!" " They sold you a lie." " Yeah?" "Then explain to me why the truck is in one piece?" "Why there are no signs of a blast?" "The lack of doors?" " Maybe it was a different truck." " You know it's the same one!" "As soon as they were certain the bomb was in borough 13 they called you, so you could activate it." "You get me?" "And you nearly went though with it!" "You got rid of Taha for them and now everybody else..." "You can't kill 2 million people just because of a few social problems!" "How many will they kill because of the colour of their hair or eyes?" "I'm sorry, Leito." " Sorry." " You can't, Lola." "I prefer to die believing my brother instead of you." " That it?" " Yeah, this time around that's it." "No, that's not it." "I said you'd be glad to see me again." " You've got 5 minutes to leave." " I'm taking this." "It's yours." "Right." "Nothing." " The bomb was supposed to go off an hour ago." " What do we do if it doesn't happen?" "Dunno." "It was supposed to blow..." "then nothing happened." " What's that noise?" " Sounds like fighting." "Check it out!" "The mission was almost a success." "Almost." "At the last minute I couldn't remember the code." "It happens." "It's my fault, I forget the numbers." " Maybe you remember?" " Yeah." "This is a great guy." "You've taught me so much." "Without him I'd have died." "So what are the numbers?" " 9293." " Like the area?" " Yes." " Little coincidence." "Next, 709." "Easy to remember, today's date." "709, 7th September." "Day of delivery." "Wicked, huh?" "Little bomb in the right place..." "and all your problems can go away." "Correct me if I'm wrong." "Back to the code." "I think it's coming to me." "The last digits are..., B13." "Borough 13." "How could I forget." "The rest you can do." "Are you crazy?" "Do you want to blow up the middle of Paris?" "I don't get it." "Isn't this the code to disarm the bomb?" "I hope it's not a code to arm it?" " Enough of these charades!" "You know full well!" " No I don't." "Explain it to me." "Borough 13 is uncontrollable." "The upkeep is too expensive." "People don't want to pay for the scum of society." " So you clean up with a bomb?" " Yeah!" "Undemocratic, but it solves a lot of problems." "Bar one." "Yours." " No, no don't do it." " But you wanna clean up?" " We'll all die." " You should of thought of that when you built it." "No!" "You believed me?" "That I'd blow everything up, including ourselves?" "No." "There are other ways to solve problems of this nature." "More democratic." "Can you look out of the window and wave." "How's the sound?" " What are you doing, Tomaso?" " My job, sir." "Do you know sir, what my mission is?" "Law and order in this country is equal for everybody." "And I just make sure that nobody forgets it." "That's my job." "If you still can't understand this, then watch the TV and you'll find out soon enough." "...or order it over the net." "You can buy the ticket on the train." "But the counters at the station don't have any." "This situation will last for awhile." "The railway is planning a timetable, that's needed for the computerised system." "Borough 13 is uncontrollable." "The upkeep is too expensive." "People don't want to pay for the scum of society." " So clean up with a bomb?" " People don't want to pay for the scum of society." "Borough 13 is uncontrollable." "The upkeep is too expensive." "People don't want to pay for the scum of society." " So you clean up with a bomb?" " Yeah." "Undemocratic, but it solves a lot of problems." "Bar one." "Yours." "Are you sure you don't want to stay?" "With your bonus you can get a really nice pad." "I've got a pad." "It's my neighbourhood." "I was born here." "Maybe it ain't too peaceful but..." "Relax, Leito." "From Monday they're gonna start tearing down the walls." "By the end of the month, the police and schools will be back." "You glad?" "It's thanks to you." "He's the best in the world." "I always knew that." "Cheer up!" "Why so gloomy?" "I just hope the Government will carry out their promises." "They've no other choice." "Promises made must always be fulfilled." "There will always be someone like me to make it happen." " Take it easy." " You say that like I live in a dangerous area." "Yours is more dangerous then mine, Damien." "It's a matter of acclimatising." "Come visit." "I'll try." "He'll definitely come now." "Welcome." "Thanks."

"My name is Bridget." "I witnessed a murder." "Just get up on the stand and tell the judge what you saw," " and we'll protect you." " You don't get it." "Bodaway wants me dead, I'm dead." "I ran to my sister, Siobhan, for help." "Siobhan?" "Siobhan!" "Siobhan killed herself, and I assumed her identity." "It was so easy." "I saw a way out, and I took it." "They all think that I'm her." "Her husband." "The doctor's gonna check on the baby." "What?" "Her stepdaughter." "Siobhan has a twin sister." "Oh, God." "There's two of them?" " Her lover." " That baby is ours." " Her best friend." " It's ridiculous." "Aren't you supposed to be pregnant, for crying out loud?" "The only person I can trust." "I know you've been in contact with Mr. Ward." "Well, he called me a few times." "He was concerned about Bridget." "Well, now there's reason to be concerned about him." "He's missing." "Siobhan, we have a problem." "Bridget's still alive." "♪ I must keep movin' on and on and on..." "Relax, the first ultrasound's always hard to read." "Baby is no bigger than a bean." "How's your head?" "Sore." "Any idea why she fainted?" "Vasovagal is the likely culprit." "She was in a hot, crowded environment." "That's all it takes." "Will you shift to the left, please?" "Everything okay?" "Well, I'm not seeing anything." "What do you mean?" "I, uh," "I don't see a baby." "But I, uh, I-I thought this was a precaution." "The nurses assured me my wife was fine." "I had some bleeding last week." "What?" " Why didn't you say something?" " I didn't want you to worry." "I-I thought that spotting was normal." "It can be." "Doctor, please, what happened?" "I can't be certain." "But my guess?" "An ectopic pregnancy." "It's when the embryo is implanted outside the uterus, and they're rarely viable." "So, uh, my wife is no longer..." "No longer pregnant." "I'm so sorry for your loss." "I'll give you a few minutes." "I can't believe this." "I'm really sorry." "You have nothing to be sorry about." "This isn't your fault." "You know that, right?" "I'm just glad that you're okay." "I made you some tea." "Thank you." "Does it hurt?" "No." "What does it feel like?" "It doesn't feel like anything Except sad." "Look, why don't we let Siobhan get some rest?" "And you let us know if you need anything." "Okay." "Hey, bridge, it's Malcolm." "I'm at the motor inn on 95th, room 610." "I need to see you." "I thought you were dead." "I thought I was, too." "What happened?" "I just spent the last week tied up in Bodaway's basement." "He's looking for you, Bridge, and when I didn't tell him where you were..." "I'm so sorry." "How did you get away?" "I shook him after I made him believe you were in Seattle." "Made it here in one piece..." "For the most part." "Don't worry." "He didn't follow me." "I was careful." "I'm only worried about you." "I still can't believe that you're here." "Yeah, well, I'm not planning on staying, and neither should you." "It's just as dangerous in New York." "We got to get the hell out of here." "I, I can't just leave right now." "Why not?" "'Cause I sort of threw Bridget under the bus." "I made the cops think that she was somehow involved in Gemma's disappearance." "Why the hell would you do that?" "I didn't really have a choice." "That was the only thing that I could think of." "I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean to get you messed up in all this." "Well, I am." "You can't stay here." "This place isn't safe." "There's a hotel right by the apartment." "I can get you moved in tonight and still make it home before Andrew wakes up." "You should just go." "But... you don't even know where you're going." "I'll figure it out." "Are you sure you're okay?" "Bridget, I just traveled 2,000 Miles after getting my ass handed to me." "Cut me some slack, okay?" "Sorry, um, I was just worried about you." "I'll, uh, I'll call you in the morning?" "I grabbed this before I left." "It's your six-monther." "Thought you'd want it..." "So you don't forget who you are." "My name is Malcolm, and I'm an addict." "Hi, Malcolm." "Those words come easy now." "Took me a while to get there, though." "I had to hit bottom first." "We all did, right?" "Yeah." "Sure did." "We have a new face here today." "Feel like sharing?" "I'm good." "Felix, want to lead us in the serenity prayer?" "Shiv?" "Everything all right?" "Yeah, I'll be right there." "You don't have to worry about me." "I'm okay." "I took the day off so we could spend it together." "I have a follow-up doctor's appointment." "So I'll come with you." "I'd rather go alone." "We should be together at a time like this." "I appreciate that, I-I really do." "Um, I just feel like this is something" "I want to do by myself." "Fine." "I'll see you later." "All right, we'll finish up with an easy one." "What did the rabbits represent?" "Seriously?" "Anyone?" "Yes." "The rabbits represent happiness for Lennie?" "He likes soft things, and the rabbits' fur is soft, so, you know, they make him happy." "Very good, Juliet." "Now, for tomorrow..." "Rich girl scores some brownie points." "Way to go, rich girl." "Course, rich girl's daddy probably pays somebody to read to her every night." "We tried to hire your mom, but she couldn't handle the big words." "Don't tell me, ladies..." "You find the book so enriching, you can't help but discuss it amongst yourselves?" "Oh, cool, finally." "Um..." "Could you please do something about Tessa?" "It's-it's like she finds some sort of sick pleasure in torturing me." "I'll talk to her." "No disrespect, Mr. c, but I don't think her getting a talking to..." "I said I'll take care of it." "It's just been a tough week for me." "I'm not getting my trust fund till I'm, like, 25." "Is that because of your little Fender bender?" "Yeah, and something really bad happened to my stepmom." "She had a miscarriage." "I'm sorry to hear that." "If you need to talk to someone in the guidance counselor's office..." "What if I want to talk to you?" "There's a revival theater in the village that's showing of mice and men this weekend." "The original..." "With Burgess Meredith." "I have the DVD." "Really?" "Maybe I could come over and watch it sometime?" "You're going to be late for your next class." "Yeah." "I fired the head of European operations." "Oh." "Good morning to you, too." "I had Henri Jeunet escorted out by security." "Mon Dieu!" "It's not funny." "Well, what on earth did Mr. Jeunet do?" "When I was in Paris, we had an amazing dinner at Chez Julien and he showed me 20% returns." "He lost transfer documents with my signature on them." "He's blaming it on his subordinates, but I think he's lying." "So, what are we going to do?" "Don't worry." "I'm taking care of it." "Is something else bothering you?" "Siobhan lost the baby." "Oh, God." "Oh, Andrew, I'm-I'm..." "I'm so sorry." "You should go home and-and be with her." "I offered, but she wasn't interested." "I..." "I guess she's dealing with it in her own way." "And how are you dealing with it?" "I don't know." "I guess we were pretty set on not having kids, but..." "Since shiv found out she was pregnant, I was..." "I was starting to warm up to the idea." "Can't you try again?" "That's a very good question." "Hello?" "Hi, Juliet." "Oh, hey, Mr. Butler." "You, uh, looking for my dad?" "No." "Your stepmom, actually." "Is she around?" "Uh, no." "I think my dad said she had a doctor's appointment." "Right, right, right, first ultrasound." "Oh, I guess you didn't hear." "Siobhan lost the baby." "I spent three hours in JFK long-term parking." "I found a few hairs that probably belong to her, but little else." "I'm sorry, I don't think" "Gemma's car is the key to finding her..." "It's Bridget, right?" "How long have you been clean?" "What time is it?" "Hey." "You're here." "That's all that counts." "I'm here because I have to be, not because I want to be." "Fair enough." "So what's your poison?" "Mine was heroin." "Crushing and snorting." "Creative." "I don't like needles." "Listen, Bridget, I see a lot of myself in you." "I had a tough time opening up." "And I can help you through it." "If I didn't know any better," "I'd think you were offering to be my sponsor." "Hi." "Are you with me here?" "I'm sorry." "My old sponsor's in town." "Oh." "All right, yeah, and you just wanted to tell me that you're shaking me loose?" "No." "Not at all." "I like what we have." "Good." "You made me nervous there for a minute." "You had that "I want to break up" face." "No, no breakup, I promise." "I'm just a little stressed." "Having Malcolm here could..." "Complicate things." "How so?" "I just..." "I'm dealing with a lot right now." "Not just Gemma." "My husband and I are, um Going through some stuff." "Ah." "And Malcolm doesn't understand?" "It's not that." "I..." "I want to be there for both of them." "Okay." "Hey, just be honest with these guys." "Like you've been honest with me." "Remember, if you come clean..." "You stay clean." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Thank you." "I mean it." "Okay, I gotta go." "Bye." "Yeah?" "Malcolm ward is in New York City." "Does Bridget know?" "She's the one who told me." "What is he doing there?" "Don't know yet." "I'm trying to pace myself with the questions." "I want to be supportive, not intrusive." "Just following the sponsor guidelines." "Just make sure he doesn't mess things up." "Just so you know," "I'm gonna take a different approach with this guy." "The Gemma thing got way out of hand." "When I signed on to this job," "I didn't know that you were gonna make me..." "Spare me the details." "I've spent the last few weeks listening to a man complain about his job." "I don't need to do it long distance." "I got to go." "Just... take care of it." "All right, Cora, I'm gonna ask one more time, and then I promise I will shut up." "Are you sure you don't want to go with me to Rome?" "I mean, the company's paying." "I think I need to see a little bit of Paris before I start on Rome." "Hey, it's not my fault we never leave the hotel room." "Oh, but it is." "Mmm." "I feel like I would just be a distraction." "You need to concentrate on work." "And why would you say that?" "You need to go get dressed." "You don't want to miss your plane." "Fine." "This is Tyler." "Please hold for Mr. Martin." "Tyler." "Andrew Martin." "Uh, hello, sir." "Oh, what can I do for you?" "I just wanted to let you know that Mr. Jeunet is no longer with Martin/Charles." "Oh." "Wow." "I just talked to him last night." "I'm so sorry to hear that." "Me, too." "So, what can I help you with?" "I wanted to talk to you about replacing him as head of European operations." "Really?" "Well, then I'm not so sorry." "Look, I know you're set to fly to Rome, but how about changing your flight to New York?" "I'd love to discuss this in person." "Oh, I'd like that, too, sir." "Excellent." "Hey." "Hi." "Is Andrew home?" "Uh, no." "He's still at work." "Is everything okay?" "I called earlier, um, to see if your guy found anything in Gemma's car." "He didn't." "But we're not giving up." "I want you to know that." "Juliet told me about the baby." "I'm sorry." "I didn't mean for you to find out that way." "Well, I did." "You must be relieved?" "Why would you say that?" "Well, because it ties everything up in a nice little bow." "You know, problem solved." "That's a really ugly thing to say." "Why?" "It's the truth, Siobhan." "You know, I guess I should grateful." "For what?" "Closure." "Henry, we said good-bye at the beach." "I thought you let me go." "Yeah." "I just thought that, deep down, when you had our baby, it might make you change your mind." "But without it..." "It is over." "... there for years!" "What you need is mighty saw!" "The fastest, easiest way to cut, trim, prune and clear." "Just wrap it around, pull it through, and mighty saw does the cutting for you." "What do you want?" "NYPD." "Lot of people been looking for you, Mr. ward." "Cops found this on you." "I-I thought you had this beat, man." "What happened?" "We've known each other, what, seven months now?" "You've been nothing but honest and reliable, and..." "A dependable sponsor..." "And now you're skipping town and getting high?" "By the way, if you really want to stay hidden, don't pay for your motel with a credit card." "And who would I be hiding from, Agent Machado?" "Well, I don't know, Bodaway Macawi, maybe?" "He's responsible for the way you look, right?" "He beat you..." "Till you told him where Bridget is." "I don't know where Bridget is." "Malcolm, if that's what happened, just tell me." "You know me." "You can trust me." "If you tell me what you know, there's a chance we could put this guy away." "And who'd believe me?" "I'm a drug addict." "There's no evidence against Bodaway." " My word against his." " You're looking for Bridget in New York." "You can at least admit that." "I knew Bridget hooked up with her sister." "But now she's gone." "I can't find her." "No one can." "You know I want to help her, right?" "I'm not tracking her down to punish her, you know." "I'm trying to protect her." "Right." "You're selflessly trying to come to her rescue." "You need Bridget." "Hey, I'm not denying that." "She's the only witness to a murder that Bodaway Macawi committed." "I know how valuable she is." "I also know that she trusted you with her life." "She's gonna reach out to you at some point." "And when you do hear from her..." "I just hope you do the right thing." "Hold him overnight, and then kick him loose." "Kick him loose?" "We got enough to charge him for possession." "I'm not interested in a drug bust." "Malcolm ward's gonna take us to Bridget Kelly." "Switching gears, let's check the financial news." "Looks like a little bit of an upswing..." "Daddy's working late?" "Yeah." "How's school?" "It's school." "That girl still bothering you?" "Yeah... but my teacher's taking care of it." "He gets it." "You know, it sucks about what happened." "With the baby." "I feel awful." "Why?" "It's not your fault." "I'm not gonna lie." "I was anti-baby in the beginning, but..." "Then I started to think it'd be... cool to have a little brother or sister." "You think you and daddy are gonna try again or...?" "I don't think so." "I really just..." "I want things to go back to the way they were." "Maybe we could get a dog instead." "Hey." "Morning." "Morning." "I was thinking that maybe we could have lunch today..." "Do you mind?" "I'm reading." "What's wrong?" "Just doing what you want, going back to the way things were." "When did I say that?" "To Juliet." "Last night." "I heard you two talking." "We really need to get some doors in this place." "I just meant I want things to go back to normal." "Before Gemma, before my sister." "Trust me, the last thing that I want is to be playing games." "Really?" "You blew me off yesterday morning." " I didn't mean to blow you." " You tell Juliet you don't want to try again." "Because I thought it was too soon." "Siobhan..." "We talked about it." "This baby changed things." "And without it, I just don't know where we stand." "Take it, I've got to go to work anyway." "Could we talk later?" "I've got a business dinner later." "I would invite you, but I know how much you hate those." "I don't." "I just want us to spend time together." "Well, you've got a very funny way of showing it." "Take your call." "Where have you been?" "I've left you, like, a million messages." "I need to see you." "There's a coffee shop on 83rd across from the park." "Meet me in ten." "I'll be there." "Yeah?" "Mrs. Martin, this is Agent Machado." "I'm surprised to be hearing from you." "I thought you were leaving town." "Yeah." "Change of plans." "Did you know Malcolm ward's in New York?" "Yeah." "Have you spoken to him?" "Actually, I'm on my way to meet him right now." "You think he knows where your sister is?" "I don't know, but if I find anything out," "I'll be sure to call you." "I appreciate it, Mrs. Martin." "I have a better idea." "You can wear a wire, and then I can watch you from a surveillance van across the street." " I don't know if I'm comfortable with that." " Oh, no, no." "Come on, Mrs. Martin, you've been so cooperative lately." "Don't make me do this the hard way." "What, you're gonna throw me in jail if I won't do it?" "No." "No, but I know some things about you and Henry Butler that you want to keep quiet, and I'd just hate to start talking if I didn't have to." "You must be Malcolm." "Sorry I'm late." "Siobhan." "Siobhan." "I, uh, wish we were meeting under better circumstances." "Excuse me?" "Are you okay?" "I'm fine." "Are you?" "I'm holding up all right, considering the circumstances." "Oh!" "Aah!" "Goodness." "Um..." "Oh, that might stain." "Will you excuse me for one second?" "Oh, come on." "You gotta be kidding me." "Sorry about that." "It's a sign I've already had too much coffee today." "So, have you heard from Bridget?" "Sir?" "Can I interest you in something to eat?" "Just leave the damn menu and get out of there." "I'm good." "Thanks." "I'm fine." "No, I haven't heard from her." "That's why I came to New York." "To try to find her." "You know, if you do, you can tell me." "You can trust me." "It's not about trust." "I'm in the dark." "I was hoping you could fill me in." "This isn't going anywhere." "What the hell was that?" "You didn't tell me that Bridget's friend was a drug addict." "We had your back." "I just needed to know what he knows." "My back?" "What about his?" "You should have gotten him help." "You helped Bridget." "Bridget was a witness in my custody." "Malcolm ward's not my responsibility." "Oh." "I get it." "Only help people if you have a vested interest in them." "Malcolm?" "!" "You lied to me." "It was the one thing you said you would never do." "I'm sorry." "Am I talking to Bridget or Siobhan?" "I didn't have a choice." "I told you, Machado made me wear that wire." "So you're Bridget now?" "Because I can't tell anymore." "Can you?" "You think I like pretending to be somebody else?" "I hate it." "Well, I think you're starting to like it." "The clothes, the money, the guy." "You're calling me a liar, but you're the one that's full of it." "You know what?" "This isn't about me right now." "This is about you." "You're using." "No, I'm not." "How could you do this?" "I didn't do anything." "Bodaway did." "He got me hooked, just to take it away." "He thought the withdrawal would make me give you up." "Malcolm, why didn't you tell me?" "Like that's so easy." "I'd been sober for five years." "And that piece of crap took everything I worked for away in a few weeks." "I barely got out alive, and when I did..." "I wanted more." "But I can beat this." "I beat it once, I can do it again." "Let me help you, please." "I could use some more money." "No, I will not help you buy drugs." "I need to wean myself." "I can handle it." "No, you can't." "Come on, step number one..." "Admitting you're powerless." "I don't need you to remind me of the steps." "Well, apparently you do because you think you can beat this while still using." "Malcolm, come on." "This time let me be the one that's straight with you." "How can you be the one that's straight with me when you can't even be honest about who you are?" "What the hell, Mr. c.?" "Why did you transfer me out of your class?" "You and Tessa were becoming a bit of a disruption." "But I thought you were going to transfer her." "I don't, I don't get it." "I..." "I thought you liked me." "I do like you." "Just not that way." "You're a good kid, Juliet, but this is for the best." "You should get going." "Seventh period is about to start." "♪ Can you remember when it started to rain?" "Tell me, Tyler, are you married?" "Uh, no, but I am sort of seeing someone." "Ooh, French women are high maintenance." "Then you must be French." "Uh, actually, my girlfriend's American, but she's still high maintenance." "But she's worth it." "Well, look who's here." "You came." "Hey." "I hope you don't mind." "Your assistant told me where you were." "Are you kidding me?" "No." "Tyler, I'd love you to meet my wife." "Your... wife?" "Hi, I'm Siobhan Martin." "♪ I'm never going back out of my mind." "I'll have the poached salmon, please." "And I'll have the filet." "Oh, me, too." "Rare." "She prefers her meat still breathing, if possible." "I hope the bosses aren't giving you a hard time." "I'm sorry, but we're out of filet mignon." "Oh." "Oh." "Oh, I'll take the orange roughy." "I didn't realize I was sleeping with the boss's wife." "Excuse me?" "Is that why you told me your name was Cora?" "So, what did we miss?" "Ready?" "Uh, yeah, I'm good to go." "Hi, how are you guys doing?" "Can I take your order?" "Our special tonight is lamb with a Rosemary glaze." "All right, shall we?" "He just took the money." "Hey!" "I'm glad you came tonight." "I am, too." "And I meant what I said... no more games." "No old Andrew and Siobhan." "You're right." "The old Siobhan would never have sat through a three-hour business dinner without a bottle of Pinot." "And just so you know, I want this marriage to work, baby or no baby." "Me, too." "Tyler?" "I'm surprised you even answered, Siobhan." "Excuse me?" "No wonder you didn't want to go to Rome with me." "Too busy flying to New York to see your husband." "Wow, you... you are an amazing actress." "Three full courses of pretending like we never met." "Tyler, I'm coming back to Paris tomorrow, we can..." "Don't bother." "Tyler, please..." "Oh, and you might want to find yourself a new hotel." "Martin/Charles is done bankrolling your stay." "Tyler So, heaven." "Evening." "I think I need some help." "Andrew..." "This is Malcolm ward." "Why didn't you tell me the other night at the hospital that you were a friend of Siobhan's sister?" "Your wife needed help." "Just didn't seem important." "Here." "Thank you." "I was kind of hoping that we could give him a place to stay for the night." "I know he was a friend of Bridget's, and that's not exactly a ringing endorsement, but he was one of the only good things in my sister's life." "You can do this." "I know making amends is a scary step, but after everything you've been through, this will be a piece of cake." "I'm just here for backup." "Hey, Siobhan, it's bridge." "Shiv, the man helped you out." "That's all the convincing I need." "Brought you an extra towel and I put a trash can right here, you know, just in case." "I know this is awkward, but thank you." "I'm just here for backup." "You all squared away?" "I'm set, thanks." "Are you coming, shiv?" "It's okay." "Go to bed." "You know, just give me a second." "Of course." "Are you sure?" "I don't want to mess anything up for you." "You won't." "Malcolm, I need you to know that no matter where I am or who you think I am, I'm always here for you." "♪ Look at all the leaves in the fire" "yeah, I mean, sign language is a great tool." "I mean, even if you never use it, you can impress your friends." "Think so?" "Yeah." "Juliet." "This club's open to anyone, right?" "Of course, yeah." "Come in." "You're going to get through this." "Siobhan." "This is my friend Malcolm." "He needs my help and I need yours." "Hi, Malcolm." "I'm Charlie." "You did the right thing coming here." "Come on in."

"Man, what's takin' you so long?" "It's cold as a motherfucker out here." "I had to get the last stop." "Quiet, punk." " I'll shut your hairy ass up, man." " Come on, man." "I'm freezin' my fuckin' nuts out here!" "Mush, motherfucker, mush!" "Ant, Juanita gave you some of that pussy yet?" " Man, get out of here, man." " What?" "Man, I thought we was homies, man." "I'm just askin'." "Well, why you gotta be askin' me all that?" "I mean..." "I'm just lookin' out for you." "All I'm sayin', man, fine as she is, she should be giving you something." "I bet you ain't even smelled the pussy, eh?" "You two realize that soon we're gonna be out of school, right?" " Oh, sure." " After four long years of that shit, man." "I can't fuckin' wait to get out." "That's all I've been thinkin' about, man." "You know?" "I just be thinkin' about like what am I gonna do afterwards, right?" "You know, I can dig some travelling." "Nigger, you sound like you rich or somethin'." "Hear this nigger?" "He ain't even got a fuckin' job." " I know." " Man, you better take your ass off to college, man, I'm tellin' you... before Uncle Sam grab your ass like he gonna do this stupid motherfucker." "Oh, bullshit, Skip, man." "Ain't nobody gonna grab me." "Jose, a recruiter can see your dumb ass a mile away." "Look at you." "You're a recruiter's dream." "You a 1-A." "A one-way ticket to motherfuckin' Vietnam if I ever saw one." "That's why I'm goin' to Hunter College." "You goddam right." "I ain't fightin' no white man's war." "Shit." "Them Vietcongs, chongs, whatever the fuck, ain't done shit to me." "I don't even know them motherfuckers, man." "And I ain't afraid of no war." "Man, what the fuck you been smokin'?" "Look, y'all might think I'm crazy, but..." "I just wanna do somethin' that's different." "Yeah, well, gettin' your fuckin' head blown off is different." "Hey, man, turn that shit down!" "And slow this motherfucker down!" " Ain't nobody in a hurry to go to school." " Man, leave that shit up." "You know I fucked Monica, right?" "Her mama came in, caught us the other day." "Came in, seen my dick, jumped in the bed too." " Later on, you chump suckers." " Ah, fuck you." " Your mama!" " Punk ass, jivin' around." " Hey, this is for you, Anthony, right here." " Close this motherfuckin' door." "It's cold as hell out here." "Sit your nasty ass down." "Oh, hey." "How you doin'?" "You up kinda early." "Um, I heard your truck." "Seems like you hear my truck every mornin'." "Well, uh, morning is the best time to study, so..." "You should, uh, try workin' on your first boyfriend." "I'm too busy studyin' to be worryin' about boys." "Your sister up?" "Uh, Sleeping Beauty?" "Yeah." "Look, uh, tell her I said hey." "See ya." " Good morning, Anthony." " Oh, hey." " I thought you were sleeping." " You woke me up." " Uh, so you goin' to school today?" " Mmm." "I could lay in bed all mornin'." "Oh." "See, now..." "Now that'd be real nice." " Don't even think about it." " Well, look, uh..." "I'm gonna get on out of here." "I'll talk to you later." " Okay." " See ya." "Keep on pushin'" "Keep on pushin'" " I'll be down there later on." " Got to keep on pushin'" "I can't stop now" "Hard shoe." "Come here, hard shoe." "Come here, man." "What's up?" "What's up?" "Listen, I want you..." "I want you to tell Kirby I want 645." " Straight, now." "Listen." "And, uh..." " Straight." " We've been rollin' here." " Come on, man." "I ain't got time." " Let me get the money." " I want you to be back here tonight..." " Man, straighten your hat out." " With my money, you little motherfucker." " What's goin' on, baby?" " All right, baby." " All right, cat daddy." "All right." " Hey, Anthony." "How you doin'?" " Hey." "You know, you brought me luck the other day." "So look, ten of that's for you." " See?" "Now, that's how it goes." " Hey, now." " L-I'm gonna use the same number too." " Don't forget me, man." "What's goin' on?" "Hey, what's goin' on?" "Hey there, Jellybean." "What's goin' on?" "Hey, what's goin' on?" "How you been?" "Kirby back there?" "All right." "Cool." " Go on, get that shot." "Get that shot." " All right, thanks, youngblood." "Hey there, Peanut!" "What's goin' on?" "What's up there?" "What..." "Blood." " Come on, come on, come on." " Kirby's back there in the back, man." "Put that in Brooklyn and get ahold of that fuckin' Spyder." " Okay, man." " Hey, brother." " Aw, man, take them." " Yeah, yeah." "Here's the numbers and the cash." " We got five." " Hubba hubba!" "Ain't you supposed to be duck huntin' with your daddy?" "Oh, yeah." "We gonna go next weekend." " Aw, shit!" " Oh, man, Kirby." "Made me miss my shot." "You know these motherfuckers down South." "I wonder if half the time they believe what they be sayin'." "What's a nigger gonna do?" "We got blood in this land from slaves." "Been to war." "Spilt our blood." "Shit, I been to war." "I spilt blood." "Ha!" "That's right." "Tell 'em, Kirby." "You over there fightin' in Korea." "That's how I got this plastic-ass leg." "Nicky, fix me a drink." "Ko-motherfuckin'- rea." "Damn!" "Mmm!" "Never gonna give you up" "That's why I had to leave that motherfucker, because if I'd have..." "If I'd have still been down there, I'd have killed me a motherfucker." "Man, shit ain't gonna change." "What make you think shit gonna change?" "Nigger, what's your little narrow ass doin' up in here, man?" "Leave that boy alone and let him shoot." "Aw, Kirby, man, you know he too goddam young to be up in here, man." "He can outshoot you." "Oh, shit." "Oh, I know you out your motherfuckin' mind, man." "Put your money where your mouth is." "I take your money." "Rack 'em, boy." " Uh, huh, huh, huh" " Watch this." "I got the feelin'" "Baby, baby, I got the feelin'" " Yes!" " You don't know" "You got my two dollars?" "Game ain't over yet, man." "Got the eight ball, corner pocket." "Oh, man!" "Don't run out of here without payin' me after that boy whup you." "Yeah, at least I will run out of this, motherfucker." "People that owe me money don't pay me, I take care of 'em." "Man, will you get the fuck off my motherfuckin' table, please?" " Baby-baby-baby, baby-baby-baby" " Chicken-haired motherfucker." "Ain't no goddam business being' here in the first place." "Ooh, missed it by that much." " Cleanup time." " You don't never play with me." "Eight ball, corner pocket." "Oh!" "Yes!" "Game." "Hey, that's a good game, Cowboy." "You're a lucky motherfucker, you know that?" "Aw, I wouldn't say luck, but, you know." " Just know how to play a little bit." " Here's the money." " Give that to Kirby." " All right." "Uh, wait, wait." "This is two dollars." "See, uh, you bet me, so that means, uh, you owe me some money too." "Man, fuck you." "Why you gotta cheat?" "Man, who the fuck you think you talkin' to, man?" "You know what?" "I'm gonna tell everybody around here... when it comes to playin' pool, Cowboy likes to cheat." "Nigger, I'll kick your little monkey ass, man." "Oh, man." "Shut your motherfuckin' mouth, man." "I oughta cut you." "Little motherfucker." "Yeah." "It hurt, don't it?" "What the fuck?" "What the fuck are you doin'?" "Get the fuck off of me, man!" "Kirby, what the fuck you doin', man?" " What the fuck are you doin'?" " What the fuck are you doin', man?" " Get on out of here!" " You a bad motherfucker!" " And don't you come back in here unless you come correct." " Fuck you!" " You all right, kid?" " Oh, yeah." "Just a little cut, you know." "It's all right." "Yep." "You do a real good job for me with them numbers." "Well, you know, I try." "But, uh, you better be cool." "Don't let your mom and pop find out." "Oh, no way." "I won't do that." "It's for you." "Oh, man." "Whoa!" " Hey, thanks, Kirby." " Ain't nothin' to thank me for." " You earned it." " Oh." "Twenties." "Hey, kid, you wanna take a little run with me?" "Yeah, I'll take a little run with you." "Say, uh, Kirby, where we goin'?" "Like I told you, just a little run." "A run." "Okay." "All right." " Wanna drive, kid?" " Who, me?" "No, not "me. " You, motherfucker." "Well, Kirby, I don't have my licence yet." "Aw, shit." "Fuck the dumb shit." "You wanna drive or what?" "Yeah." "All right, I'll drive." "Yeah." " Pull over here." " All right." "Come on." "Come on." "What you call her, Nellie?" "Come on, Nellie." "I call this bitch whatever I wanna call her." "Listen here." "Keep that motor runnin'." " I'll just be a minute here." " Yeah, all right." " Stop messin' with my gold!" " Wait a minute!" " How many times I gotta tell you?" "I ain't no motherfuckin' play toy!" "I'll kick your ass!" " Get the fuck up!" " You get the fuck up off of Spyder!" "No." "You got more heart than your punk-ass old man." "Come here." " Oh, man, Kirby!" " Oh, what the..." "Give me my fuckin' leg, you stupid son-of-a-bitch!" "You grabbed the wrong leg, you stupid cocksucker." "Come here!" " Get on back in here now, Spyder." " You asshole!" " I want my motherfuckin' money, hear?" " Easy, Kirby." " Now!" " Easy, man!" " Dumb son-of-a..." "Give me my fuckin' leg, you stupid cocksucker." " I'll fuck you up." " Get on back down there." " They gonna call the police." " I got 15 miles to go now" " Come on." "Come on!" " And I can hear my baby callin' my name" "Floor this motherfucker." "Floor it." "Now I'll be so glad to see my baby" "And hold her in my arms one more time" "Now when I kiss her lips" " I'll turn a backward flip" " You did good, kid." "You're almost as good a getaway driver as me." "Uh, thanks." "Say, uh..." "So you were a getaway driver, huh?" " Son-of-a-bitch!" " What?" "Wh-What's wrong?" " I oughta go back there and kill that bastard." " Why?" "What happened?" "Motherfucker made me lose a whole pack of cigarettes." "A pack of cigarettes?" "A pack of cigarettes?" "I thought maybe you should be worried about your leg or somethin'." " Oh, that shit's funny to you, huh?" " No, no, it's not funny." "I tell you what." "The next time the motherfucker grabs me by... the wrong leg, I'm gonna use it to kick his ass between his shoulder blades." " Hey, man, you really did that sucker." " Yeah, everybody in town... know I got one leg, and that motherfucker grab the wrong one." "Me and Kirby, baby." "Yeah." " This is wonderful news, Edward." " Thank you." "All right, all right." "You see, Anthony?" "You be thankful you can go to City College on the financial aid programme." "Yeah, in four years, you can be just like me." "Just like you?" "You can graduate and maybe even go to graduate school too." "Well, I'll tell y'all one thing." "My mama sure would've been proud." "Never would've believed I got two college graduates." "You think about what you're gonna major in, baby?" "The Marine Corps." "Uh, Dad, could you pass the salt?" "What'd you say?" "Thanks." "I said the, uh, Marine Corps." " I'm..." "I'm joinin'." " Marine Corps?" " Yeah." " Now that's original." "What you talkin' about, Anthony?" "I'm talkin' about I wanna do somethin' else." "I don't wanna go to college." "I'm sick of school." "I mean, I don't know why everybody got this strange look on their face." " It's my life." " Yeah." "It's your life." "Looks like to me you're tryin' to ruin it, baby." "You're an idiot." "You know that?" "Dad, I don't wanna go to college." "I'm just not ready for no college." "You always said the marines and fightin' over in Korea made a man out of you." "I figure I be, you know, livin' my own life." "I'll talk to your mama." "When your baby and you are tight and everything is right" " And you is mellow" " Give me that." "There you go." "Now, drink some wine." "You keep everything all right" "And you know that you're the only fellow" "Ain't that a groove" "Ain't that a groove" "Ain't that a groove" "Told your little ass you couldn't drink with me." " Ain't that a groove" " Hey, James." "Want some of this?" " Now, lookee here, fella" " Yeah!" "Whoo!" "Girls like to be in the mood whenever they think their man is yellow" " Whoo!" "Yeah!" " Hit me, baby" "Say, Skeeter, I still can't believe you graduated, man." " Man, shut up." " Glad we out of school, man." "I'm sick of these stupid-ass brothers." "I'm about to get my pimp thing on started." "You know, I got so many ho's now, man, I gotta get an assistant pimp... just to keep in track of 'em, you know, make sure they on the right streets and shit." "Say, Skippy, why... why you always talkin' about this pimp stuff, man?" "What's happenin'?" "'Cause it's real, man." "I'm a pimp." "Pimpin' run in my family." "My great-great granddaddy was a slave, and he was a pimp." "He used to have his ho's pick his cotton in the field." "He didn't have to do shit." "You better be careful, man." "You're gonna catch something, Skip." "Watch." "That's all right, motherfucker." "I was born by the pussy, I'll die by the pussy." "Don't worry about what the fuck I do." "Hey, Skip, do you believe in superstition?" "Hell, no." "Well, you should, man." "Your stupid ass jinxed me." " What the fuck you talkin' about?" " Uncle Sam, man." "Dropped a motherfuckin' 1-A on me." "I told you, didn't I?" "Didn't I tell you?" " Say, when did that happen?" " Last week, Anthony, man." "Yeah, right, motherfucker." "Pass the joint." " Anthony, man." " What?" "You know that, um, that me and Marisol, we tight, man." "Yeah, man, y'all are..." "Y'all pretty down." " You would say I love her?" " I don't know." "I could say that you love her." " I'm thinkin' about marrying her, man." " Oh, wait a minute." " Hey, don't do that shit." " Hey, man, you might be goin' a little too fast now." "Hey, I love her, man, and did you see how she looks today at that party, man?" " She looks good enough to marry." " I'm glad to hear you want me." "What you over here talkin' about, Anthony?" " Why you standin' over here?" " Shut up, Skippy." " Shut up." "Anthony, I know you ain't gonna stay over here talkin' to Skip while my song's playin'." "Not if they expect to be with us tonight." " Look here, Skippy, we gonna have to cut on out, bro." " Uh, yeah." " Man, where y'all goin'?" " Uh, we gonna go hang on out." " Look it, have some chicken." " I thought we was hangin', man." " Have some chicken, man." "I told you about them broads, old punk-ass." "And anyway, Skip, Brenda lookin' for you." "I don't give a fuck." "You tell her I'm at where I at and I'll be where I be." "Motherfuckin' pimp." "If I gotta go where every ho want me to be, I be confused." "Motherfucker." "Tell her don't make me hurt my hand again." "If you want a do-right all day" "Woman" "You gotta be a do-right" "All night" "Jose, I love you." "I love you too, mama." "If you give my pussy away to somebody else... while I'm gone..." "I'm gonna come back and blow that motherfucker up." "I got this itch I need to be scratched." "S" " S-S-So..." "So you're sayin' that y-your, your mama... is workin' a night shift tonight?" "Mm-hmm." "And you know what else?" "You could scratch it all night long if you want to." "You know I'm the nigger." "I'm the nigger." "You know I'm the nigger." "I'm the nigger." "You swear Big Bertha won't get off work early?" "She's not gonna get off from work early." " You scared?" " No, I ain't scared." "I just don't..." "You act like you're scared." "Come on." "Shut up." " Where Delilah at?" " She in her room." "Come on!" " Say it loud" " I'm black and I'm proud" " Get out." " Say it loud" " I'm black and I'm proud" " Go to your own room." " Say it loud" " I'm black and I'm proud" "Once upon a time I almost lost my mind" "I was lonely" "So lonely" "Once upon a time" "Oh, Juanita." "Look, it's okay." "It's all right." "It's okay." " Okay." "Okay." " Let me get your bra." " Okay." " Let me get it." " Ow." "Just unhook it." "Just unhook the..." " I can't." "I can't." "I'll get it." "I'll do it." "I'll do it." " Okay." "Okay." " Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait." "Don't peek." "Don't look at..." "Don't look at me." "Okay." "Okay." "Okay." " Oh!" " What?" "That's not it." "Up, up, up, up." "Higher." "Ow." " That's too high." "Wait." "Down, down." " Okay, wait." " Right there?" "Okay." " Yeah." " Okay." "Okay." " All right." " It's okay." " Uh-oh." "Wait." "Okay." "Easy." "Ow!" "Ah!" "Oh, shit." "Wait, wait, wait." " Oh, shit." " Okay." " Okay." " Baby." "You know, Marisol and Jose goin' down to city hall tomorrow." "Oh, yeah?" "What for?" "To get married." " Is that right?" " What you think about that?" "Nothin', I guess." "So I guess you don't want me to wait for you either." "Look, Juanita, I didn't say that." "So then you're gonna marry me when you get back?" "I mean, if you ain't got somebody else." "I don't want nobody else." "Juanita, have you ever thought maybe... maybe I might get hurt out there and never come back?" "You know, I don't want you waitin' for nothin'." "You're not scared of losing me?" "I didn't say that either." "I'm scared of losing you." "So, do you think we could probably do it one more time before I go?" "Uh-huh." "Oh, no." " It's Ma!" " Shh!" "But it's just 6:30!" " She just pulled up." " Well, go stall her." "And close my door!" " Shoot!" "Shoot!" "Shoot!" " Oh, man." "I shouldn't have never messed around with you in the first place." " Right." " You know Bertha gonna kill us." " Wait a minute." " Uh-uh." "Ain't gonna wait no minute." "Would you move?" " Wait a minute!" "Come on." "Let me help you with them packages." " Delilah!" " I got it." "Girl, you got my good groceries all on the ground." "Pick those up." "Since I work, the least you girls could do is keep this place clean." "You know I'm gonna wait for you, Anthony." "Juanita, I gotta go." "I gotta go, Juanita." " Nigger, get out of my yard!" " Fuck you!" "Shut up!" "What's your status?" "Over." "Shit." "Head for the rally point!" "Get back to the rally point!" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Let's go!" "Pick it up!" "Pick it up!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Move!" "Move!" "Let's go!" "Load 'em up!" "Load 'em up!" "Oh, fuck!" "I'm out of ammo!" " Devaughn!" "Cover me!" " Stay down!" "I got him!" "Hurry up!" "Don't check out on us, Martin." "You're gonna be all right." "You're gonna be all right." " I got him!" " Cover fire!" "Goddam it!" "They got us pinned down!" "We'll never make the rally point!" "Dugan!" "You think it's time we get these fucking dinks off our asses?" "Huh?" " Relax." " Fuck you!" "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!" "Radio, up!" "God don't like dinks." " How's he doin', Curtis?" " Thanks." "Thanks for not leavin' me, man." " Where the fuck is that radio?" "Get that radio up here!" " No, no, no, no, no." "Radio comin'!" "Radio comin'!" "Get that cover fire, Ferguson." "You wanna die, boy?" "Sir, sir!" "Lieutenant!" "Arty freak!" "Hammerhead, Hammerhead." "Recon Cobra." "Emergency fire mission." "Over." "Hold on, brother." "Come on." "Come on, come on." "You gonna make it, dude." "You only got a little longer." " You gonna make it." " Grid five, seven, one-niner." " Tell my mama..." " No, no, I don't..." "Gooks in the bush." "Request firecracker salvo." "Will adjust." "How copy?" "Over." "Roger." "Solid copy." "Firecracker shot out." "Incoming!" "Down!" "Down!" "Down!" "Curtis, get down!" "Curtis, get down!" "Out-fucking-standing job." "Saddle up." "Let's get to the rally point, take that whirlybird home." " We got some beer to drink." " We goin' to the rally point now?" "The mission's been compromised." "We're goin' to site 37." "It ain't compromised no more." "They're dead." "Now this is Sneaky Pete." "Reconnaissance." "Some of them dead gooks... they could have important intelligence papers on their bodies." "All right." " Move 'em out." " Move out!" "Hammerhead, Hammerhead." "Cobra on site of your mission now." "I count ten... say again, ten..." "November-Victor-Alpha-Kilo-India-Alpha." " How copy?" "Over." " I copy, one-zero." "Good job." "Hammerhead, Cobra." "Solid copy." "Good job." "Cobra out." "Aw, shit, man!" "What you doin'?" "He already dead." "Motherfucker." "Looks like we nailed us an officer." "You lucky bastard." "You get back to C.P., you name your own price, sir." "No way, D'Ambrosio." "I'm keepin' this one." "Been lookin' for one of these since Cleon and I got here in '66." "Ain't that right, Cleon?" "I walked right by that guy." "You gotta keep your eyes open." "Oh, man, what the fuck?" "You hungry or somethin', Cleon?" "Just like you, sir." "I'm collecting' me a souvenir." "Saddle up." "We're movin' out." "That's all he's gonna say?" "You ain't got nothin' to tell this fuckin' shit, man?" " Man, that nigger Cleon crazy." " Yeah." " Did you see that shit?" " I saw it." " Nigger, did you see that shit?" " Yes." "I heard that nigger's supposed to be a preacher's son and shit." "He cutting' off motherfucker's heads for souvenirs and shit." "Now, if you hadn't flunked out of Hunter College, pimp daddy Skippy... you would've missed all this good shit down in Vietnam." "Kiss my ass, nigger." "You the reason why I'm at this motherfucker anyway." "You didn't tell me 'bout this recon shit." " That's 'cause you didn't ask me when you were writin' me." " Nigger, I didn't have to." " Shit, I figured it was better than being a grunt." " It is." "Ant, motherfucker, we out in the woods all day." "Them motherfuckin' gooks jumping' out like Indians every five minutes." " Man, a nigger ain't made for this shit." " You thought this was a skate." "Nigger, ain't nothin' wrong with no skate." "You could just call me a skating' motherfucker." "I skate my ass right out of here, they give me a chance to." " Ain't no shitbirds on my squad." " Man, what you jivin' about?" "Hey." "Hey." "Ant." "To the Bronx." "Yeah, uh... to the youngblood who couldn't be with us today." " Lance Corporal Martin." " To Lance Corporal Martin." " Yes." " Yo, Ant, man." "What they be puttin' in your head out here, man?" "I mean, you done got into this shit a little bit too deep, don't you think?" "You're in recon now, Skip." "You in deep too." "Man, fuck this shit, man." " Oh, come on, man." " Man, this ain't our war, man." "Shit, our black ass should be back in the Bronx where we belong." "Joe-ass got lucky." "They sent him home, gettin' wounded and shit." "Heard he wounded his hand pretty bad, man." "Shit, that's all right, though." "He got out of this shit." "I rather be home with a fucked-up hand up in some pussy than to be out here... healthier than a motherfucker without it." " Shit." " Same old Skip." "Boy, you ain't changed." "That's right." "You heard from Juanita?" "She used to write me a lot during my first tour." "We got a package for ya!" "Turns out, man, before I left, fucked around and got her pregnant." " Man, you bullshittin'." " No, I ain't." " No shit?" " Dead serious, man." "Got a little girl back at home." "Oh, man, that's groovy, man." "That's groovy." "I can dig it." "That's cool." "Hey, dig, man, I know you got a picture, man." " Let me see her picture." "Shit." " Can't even look at her, man." "Man, what the fuck you mean, bro?" "That's your little girl, man." "That's your baby." "You know how I survived 26 months in the bush?" "Because I don't think about the world, Skip." "That shit don't exist to me." "I don't give a fuck about anything or anyone in it... because the minute I do, I'm a dead man out here, and you remember that shit." "We'll talk about the world when we get back." "Yeah, whatever, man." "I'm gonna go get high." "I mean real high." "And I'm gonna get my dick sucked too." "Big dick." "Big." "Very, very big." "Can you handle it?" ""Hey there, Kirby." "What's happenin' back in the world?" "If you hadn't heard, doin' my second tour. "" " Fire in the hole!" " Fire in the hole!" ""We spend most of our time livin' in the bush." "Kind of numb to everything out here." "Tryin' to keep my head clear." "Our lieutenant is this crazy white boy named Dugan from Ohio." "He's good at gettin' us out of crazy situations." "We got this one wild-ass brother out here named Cleon. "" "Gook fuck." ""His daddy's this big-time preacher, but you'd never know from his crazy son. "" "Now you're good." "Now Jesus loves you." ""He's from Mount Vernon." "Oh, yeah." "You won't believe it... but Skip volunteered for my unit." "I don't think he's cut out for recon." "He's always gettin' high and shit, tryin' to keep his mind off things." "Me, I'm just tryin' to take it one day at a time and do what's right... whatever that is." "See you when I get back to the Bronx." "Anthony. "" "That fuckin' shit stinks." "I don't wanna pull rank, Cleon, but if you don't get rid of that fuckin' head..." "I don't hear nobody else complaining' but you." "Well, maybe you should listen to your team." "Medical advice, Cleon:" "You dump that shit." "Hey, Doc, shut the fuck up." "You don't know shit." "Fuck you, man." "It stinks like a sack full of assholes." "Ain't a one of us got as much as a splinter in his finger... since I cut this head off." "This head is our good-luck charm." "Nah, this here's our good-luck charm." "If you don't mind, Sergeant, I..." "My vote is to get rid of it." "Man, Cleon, you need to get the fuck on with that bullshit, man." " That head smell like shit." " Bottom line, Staff Sergeant." "You either get rid of that fuckin' head A.S.A. fuckin' P., or I'm gonna... have your ass court-martialed when we get back to the rear." "We clear?" "Cobra, Cobra, Delta six." "Over." "Delta six, Delta six, Cobra." "Copy." "Over." "Cobra, Delta six." "Execute Charlie, Michael..." "We're in a world of shit now." "I just buried our luck." "Listen up." "Change of mission." "A patrol from 25 has found... a shitload of weapons in a vill about a klik and a half to our whisky." "Platoon commander wants us to interrogate on the spot." "Betancourt, you're the closest one in the area that speaks that gook shit." "So that's where we're headin'." "All right, saddle up." "We're movin' out." " So now where's D'Ambrosio?" " He went to go take a shit." " When?" " When Cleon was diggin' the hole." " Why the hell didn't you go with him?" " You know how he is." " He don't like nobody around when he's shitting'." " Oh, man." "Grab his shit." "Let's find him." "Aww." "Fuck!" "Doc." " 360!" " D'Ambrosio, what'd they do?" "You'll be all right." "Doc's gonna take care of you, okay?" "This morphine is all I can do for him right now." "Here, Doc." "You can use mine if that's not enough." "Are you crazy?" "Another one of those would kill him right now." "What the fuck you got there, Curtis?" "Somethin' about "Black men, go home." "This isn't your war. "" "You get rid of that cocksucking commie bullshit right now." " Yeah." "Right." " Hey, Curtis." " Apply some pressure here." " We gotta hump this man back to the rally point." "Oh, shit." "Save me, Curtis." "Look, Adam, you don't worry 'bout nothin'." "We're a team, okay, brother?" " We gonna take care of you." " Please." "Yeah." "It's not much longer." "We're almost there." "Kill me." "Kill me!" "I would do it for you." "I would do it for you, Curtis." "Buttermilk 17." "Cobra, over." "Cobra, Cobra." "Buttermilk 17." "Inbound your buzz." "Contact on your visual." " Shh." " Buttermilk 17." "Cobra." "Hey, you gonna be all right." "The medevac will be here in a minute." "Do it." "You think I don't mean it?" "I can't go home like this." " Hey, what's he saying?" " He's delirious, man." " Please." " Uh, Cobra, Buttermilk." " Hooking direct to your 12." "Stand by." " Cobra standing by." "Over." "Shh-shh-shh." "Uh, Cobra, Buttermilk 17." "Roger your visual." "Pop smoke." "Over." "Buttermilk 17, Cobra." "Smoke." "Over." "Pop the smoke." "Get that man ready for medevac!" " When'd he go?" " A few minutes ago." "It's better to check out than go home all fucked up." "No shit." "Oh, shit!" "Get down!" "Fuckin' assholes!" " Stay down!" "Stay down!" " I'm gonna get these motherfuckers!" "Return fire!" "Fire!" "Get these motherfuckers!" " Skip!" "Return some fire!" " Shoot them motherfuckers!" "Mission aborted!" "We get the fuck out of Dodge, back to the rally point!" "Ferguson!" "Get some fuckin' rounds goin'!" "Skip!" "Cover me!" " Dugan!" " Dugan, wait!" "Dugan!" "Dugan!" "Skip!" "Skip!" "Snap out of that shit." "Go!" " Fuck this, man." "Let's bug out, Cleon!" " Cobra, move the fuck out!" " Get up!" "Come on!" " Move it!" "Move it!" "Move!" "Get up!" "Get up!" "Come on!" " What are you doin'?" " What is this, man?" " Slow down, man." " Fuckin' grunts!" " Say, get a special shot for Skip." "My man's goin' home today." " Count of three: 1-2-3." "All right." "Good." "Now come on, now." "Skip, come on, now." "Let's see a dap, man." " All right!" " Get one like this." "Get one like this." "Come on, now." "Everybody, come on." "Get closer." " Ah, man!" " This is Cobra, baby." " Recon Cobra!" " It's Cobra." "Hey, hey!" "Team Cobra, ready?" "Come on" "Come along, come on and get up and get down too" " Get down, get up" " Say, h-h-hold on a sec." " Keep the metre running." " Get down, get up and move your feet" "Come on and rise, rise, rise Shake your get-up" "Straighten up there, marine!" "He a friend of yours?" "Friend of yours and I'll give a discount, marine." "No, man." "Oh, shit." "Man, look who's back in the motherfuckin' world." "Dig this motherfucker right here, man." "Look at you, man." "That's a mackin' outfit if I've ever seen one." " Look, with all the stripes and shit." "What, you a captain now?" " No, man." "Look, man, you wear that motherfucker for about a month, this nigger get all the pussy, man." "Check this motherfucker out, man." "Well, look, man..." "Yeah, you go get me some squares, man." "I gotta take care of a couple things, baby." "I'll get back with you." "All right?" "You stay up now, all right?" "What's happening, blood?" "Hey, man, I'm back." "My nigger!" "Come on and get down" "Hey, Luther!" "Tell your sister I'm gonna be over there later on." "Hey, fuck you!" "Man, the neighbourhood is changin'." "Aw, it's still a good place." "White people movin' out, though." "Oh, dig." "I saw Juanita the other day, man." "Man, she finer than a motherfucker." "Is that right?" "You need to go check her out, man." "Go see your little daughter." "Remember them big-ass ears you had when you was young?" "She got 'em, just like you." "That's how I know it was yours." "So, what's up with Joe, man?" "Is he, uh..." "Is he working' or what?" "Aw, post office, you know." "Three-quarter gig, part-time." "He gotta do what he gotta do." "He got mouths to feed, you know." "What about you, man?" "How you doin'?" " Who, me?" " Yeah." "I'm cool, baby." "I'm Skippy, baby." "I'm still pimpin'." "Need any money or anything, you know?" "Man, I got over like a fat rat when I got out, man." "Dig, I got my school money comin' from the government once a month." "I got my veteran's cheque comin' once a month." "I got my fifty percent medical cheque comin' to me for the rest of my life." "I ain't gotta do a goddam thing else but go to the mailbox, you dig?" "Hey, man, how the hell you pull a fifty percent medical?" "Nigger, you ain't disabled." "Man, some shit got into me over there, man." "What?" "All I know is my blood cells are all fucked up." "Some nights I wake up in cold sweats and shit." "Don't look at me like that, man." "It ain't the heroin." "The heroin ain't never did nothin' to me." "A lot of vets comin' down with this shit." " And they don't know what it is?" " Square biz." "Damn." "Look, man, you wanna come on in the crib or somethin', man?" "Nah, man." "I'm cool, baby." "Hey, I'm gonna split." "But you here, baby." "You home." "We got plenty of time to do our thing." "You know what I'm sayin'?" " Brother." " Brother." "Go see your mama." " Right on." "I'm gonna check her out." " With her fine ass." "You know, I been takin' care of your mama while you been gone." "Boy, I'll kick your head in." "Don't talk like that." "Mmm." "You all right?" "Yeah." "Well, can't you look me in my eyes?" "I ain't seen you in four years." "Well, what'd you do over there?" "What was it like?" "Look, uh, I'd rather not talk about that right now." "Well, Anthony, you gonna have to tell us something." "Now, you know a lot of them boys went over there and got hooked on them drugs and stuff." "You know." "Look, I was in a special unit out there... and bad habits could've cost us our lives." "Well, that's what I'm talkin' about, them bad habits, honey." "Now, if you picked up some of them things, there's a lot of places you can go and get help." "No bad habits, Ma." "'Cept a little killing'." "For my country, of course." "Hey." "Let me give you some more of these collards." " Yeah." " Baby, this sure is good." "Oh, shit." "Look who back." "Look at this motherfuckin' man." " Hey, what's happenin', youngblood?" " What's goin' on, cool breeze?" " Long time, no see." " All right now, Pops." "What's happenin'?" "Hey there." "What's goin' on, blood?" "Ain't seen you in a long time, man." " Boy just got back. - Hey, blood." " All right." " Cheers." "My man." "Drink!" " All right." "How you feel?" "All right." "Hey, what's goin' on?" "Hey, I got next game." " You know that's my table." " You call that a break?" " I got the thing made" " Hold up there, now." "It's my shot." "Say, chump." "Don't I know you from somewhere?" " Ha-ha!" " My man, Joe!" "What's happenin'?" " Oh, look at you!" " How you doin', man?" " Good, man." "What's goin' on, man?" " Jesus Christ, man." " I can't believe it's you!" "You cool, man!" " What's goin' on, man?" "Say, man, I heard you got wounded out there." "Yeah, man." "I was in demolitions and my fuckin' hand gets blown off, man." " Oh, man." "Shit." " Yeah, man." "But hey... motherfuckers told me everything there is to know about explosives, man!" " That right?" " Check you out, Pappy." "You got all those kids now." "Man, hey." "You gotta check out Kirby, man." "He's over in the back room." "Yeah." "Let's go on back." "He's still back here, huh?" " All right." "Dig it." " Hey." "Abre la puerta!" "Hey!" "Hey!" "Doin' all right." "You know, Kirby just all hangin' in there, you know?" " Who the fuck is it?" " It's me." "Blood!" "What's up, blood?" " Hey, Nicky." "What's happenin', man?" " Skin!" "Kirby back there, man." "That boy looked at me, he say, "Kirby... when she pulled off them drawers, I thought I'd never stop seeing' ass!"" " What's happenin', Captain?" " Who the fuck is that?" " Youngblood?" " Yeah, it's me!" "Youngblood!" "Come on, boy!" " How you doin'?" "Come on in the back here, boy." "Come on." " Oh, boy." "All right." "Man, I been everywhere lookin' for a gig." "Aw, motherfuckers forget about you gettin' your ass almost blown off... or whatever the fuck." "Yeah." "Look, uh, Kirby, uh..." "I was thinkin', man." "Maybe, uh, come back and work for you." "What?" "Work for me?" "Yeah." "You know." "Runnin' numbers." "Like we used to do." "Shh." "Fuckin' pigs run me out of business." "How..." "How the pigs run you outta business, man?" "You had 'em on the payroll." "Pigs are greedy." "And you gotta remember I'm dealing with the NYPD... greediest, most corrupt pigs on the face of the earth." "So I got the fuck out." "I told that motherfucker I'd rather eat cat shit with a knitting' needle." "I wasn't gonna bust my ass sendin' some cop kids to college." "Shit." "I dig it." "This place ain't never made much money." "So I'm just hustling' here and there." "Tryin' to get over, just like everybody else." "It's gonna be all right, kid." "Here's to gettin' over." "I hope, man." "Hope." "Shit." " You afraid of blood?" " Uh, that's all I been around for the past three years." "Anthony Curtis." "You related to Tony?" "The actor?" "N" " No." "Not..." "Oh!" "The act..." "No, no, no." " Different colour, right?" " Yeah!" "He's a white cat." "Yeah." "And his name was Schwartz." "Schwartz, not Curtis." " Okay." " Know anything about butchering?" "Uh, I'm a fast learner." "Here, put that on." " Here." "Take this." " Need some help, man!" "All right." "Hey, uh, is Juanita in?" "No, she's not, but she'll be back in a... in a while." "So you gonna stand out there, or you comin' in?" "I'm gonna come on in." "Girl, check you out." "I thought you were goin' over to the communists." "Ah." "Nah." "Not me." "Now, dig, if you were smart, that's what you would've done." "What?" "Man, you don't know what the hell you talkin' about, girl." "No, it's cool." "I mean it's not your fault you been brainwashed by America." "I mean, at least you made it back alive, right?" "You know, "Hello, how you doin'?" That would've been real nice... before you got off onto all this political shit." "Welcome home." "And welcome to the revolution." " So, this is Sarah's?" " Mm-hmm." "Oh, wow." " So, is she a smart baby?" " Ahh." "Why don't you find out for yourself?" "Hey, y'all." "Sorry I'm late." "Traffic on the Cross Bronx was a mess." "Oh." "All righty." "There we go." "There you go." "Go play with your blocks." "Go play with your blocks." "Hey." "Oh, no." "Look, Juanita." "I'm in one piece." "Hey, I got somebody I want you to meet." "Come here, Sarah." "Come to Mommy." "Good girl." "Come here." "Look at that." " That's Daddy." "Say hi." " Hi." "This is Sarah Marie Curtis." " Hi." " Hello." "Hold her, silly." "She's yours." "Oh." "Hey." "Mmm." "Hey, um..." "Oh, yeah." "Be advised." "What's goin' on, my brothers?" " This is it, huh?" " Yeah." "This is home." "Dig it." "Dig it." "Check out Sleepin' Beauty back there." "Boy, I still can't get over how gorgeous she is." "Oh, she got that from her mama." "Oh." "Okay." "You know, Juanita..." "I wanna let you know I..." "I did miss you." "A lot." "Don't you think I know that, Anthony?" "It's not important anyway." "The important thing is that you're here now." "Shh." "Come here." "Oh." "Hey, baby girl." "Hey, Cutty." "Came by to see you a little earlier, but you weren't home." "Oh, you know I had class tonight after work... and then I stopped over by my mother's." " Oh, yeah." "I forgot." "It's Saturday." " Yeah." "I see my little girl's sleepin' back there, huh?" "Yeah." "She's all played out." " Cutty, I wanted you to meet, um..." " Look here." " Got a little somethin' for Sarah." " Smiling faces" " Buy her something real nice." " Smiling faces sometimes" "Hey, Cutty, I told you to stop spoiling' her like this." "Smiling faces" "Smiling faces tell lies" " Somebody's gotta do it." " And I got proof" " Beware" " Cutty, I want you to meet Anthony." "Okay." "All right." "Let me just put her to bed." "You come on in and make yourself at home." "Come on in." "Okay." "Can I get you something to drink, or..." "Look, Juanita." "Uh, I think I better go." "But you just got here." "Who knows, you could be expectin' company or something." "Nobody's comin' here, Anthony." "I think I still should go." "Anthony." "I used to see Cutty." "Is that what you wanna hear?" "Oh." "Blood made that very clear to me." "So then, what's the problem?" "Problem?" "Why, man throwed two yards on your car." "You askin' me what's the problem?" "Shit." "Obviously nothin'." "Don't come up in here judging' me." "What the fuck, man?" "You got a pimp around my daughter?" "Oh, he is not a pimp." "And besides, if you cared anything about havin' a daughter... you'd have wrote me back after I sent you our picture." "But don't jump on me for havin' a life." "You didn't want one with me." "So now what?" "Are you gonna leave?" "Some bullshit." "Come here." "Come on." "Come here." "Ooh, hey" "Ya gotta, gotta payback Payback" " Damn!" " Revenge" "A man The big payback" "Got to get back" "Cleanup time, Cowboy." "See, man, why the fuck you always gotta talk some shit?" "Payback Right there" " See, that's why I kicked his fuckin' ass when he was a little kid, man." " Payback" " Always gettin' smart and shit." " A man" "Get down with my girlfriend" "That ain't right" "Now you gonna play this marine war hero." "Out of touch" "You know what I think?" " I think y'all was some goddam fools goin' over there..." " Gonna fight fighting' that white man's war." " That's right." " Payback everything you got to see" " What you got when you get back here, huh?" " Yeah" " Never do any damn thing" " Not a goddam thing." "Course, you do got that fine-ass Juanita." " Throw me out" " Now, what the fuck you lookin' at me like that for, man?" "I'm just complimenting' you on your taste." "Throw me away You had all the rage" " You had me down" " Course you know..." " That's the facts" " Baddest motherfucker this side of Nicky Barnes..." " Now, you punk" " My boss man Cutty..." "Gettin' ready for the big payback" "I thought that might ring a bell." "The big payback That's where I learned" "He used to tap that ass while you was over in Nam." " The big payback" " Motherfucker!" " Goddam!" " You do some fuckin' talkin', don't you, goddam it!" "Try this on, motherfucker." " No, no, no." "He needs his ass whipped." " What you mean "no"?" "Get the fuck outta here!" "Talk shit now, huh, motherfucker?" " Shut the fuck up." "Come on." "Come on." "Motherfucker." "Now what?" " I'm ready to be respected" "You wanna fuck with me or what?" "I'm gonna fuckin' kill your ass!" " Say somethin' now, motherfucker." " That's enough, youngblood." " Pull out your goddam knife!" " No!" "That's enough." "Come on!" " I gonna kill this motherfucker!" " That's enough!" "That mother!" "I'm gonna kill this motherfucker!" " Let me go, Kirby!" "Let me go!" " No." "He's already beat up." "Come on now." " Oh, shit." " Come on." "Let's go get some air." "Don't need no fuckin' air!" "Let me go!" " Let me hit him, hit him, hit him" " That's game." "Shit." "Gonna have the aeroplane corn bread." "Here we go." "Ooh!" " You gonna spoil that girl." " Mm-hmm." "Gonna spoil that one in your belly too." "I don't need no spoiled kids." "Hey, why not?" "Not enough black babies are spoiled." "Ain't that right, Sarah, hmm?" "You got a point there." "Come on." "Sit on down." "Big girl." "Come here." "Come here." "Look at you." "Fat girl." "See what we got ourselves here." "Oh, you know what?" "I think we're gonna have ourselves a little boy." "Yeah, come on, man." "You got to be a boy." "Boy, boy, boy." "Mm." "Ant Junior." "See, it's the power of the mind." "We will ourselves a little boy." "Then can you will yourself a better job?" "Can you will yourself to stop drinkin' so much?" "Come on, honey." "Don't even start that shit, all right?" "I thought we supposed to be havin' a nice time here." "Look, Juanita." "I" " I'm gonna get myself a... a good job." "You know how long you been singin' that same old song now, Anthony?" "I mean, in case you haven't noticed, this here's the real world." "Ain't no free meals here like in the marines." "Say, let me tell you somethin'." "Wasn't nothin' free in the marines." "I earned every meal and every fuckin' dollar, all right?" "Look, everything's gonna be cool." "You know I'll be five months next week." "You're five months pregnant, you can't be no nurse's aide." "I said we'll be all right." "Hey, um..." "Anybody want some speed?" "Get the fuck outta here with that shit." "Say, why don't you cut the bullshit, Joe?" "Can't you clear your mind for one sec, man?" "Now, you sure that they pick up cash money?" "Hey, cash money, bro." "Like clockwork, once a month." "Then they stop by the post office... before they make their final run to Washington, man." "All the way to Washington, D.C., where they burn the money." "Can you believe that shit?" "Old bills, man." "Sometimes a couple million." " How many guards?" " Four." "Two in the front and one in the back carry revolvers." "The other one, 12-gauge shotgun, man." "You think we can take 'em?" "I can't say, man." "I mean... four guards, and all of 'em packing'?" "I put up the guns." "I get the money together to get the plans goin'." "But you got to be the master planner." "You got medals for blowin' motherfuckers up out there." " Man, I heard you were like John Wayne." " Well, then that's the deal." "Yeah, all that money." "Ah, man." "Anthony." "You down?" " Ahh." " The look" " Of love" " Let's drink on it anyway." " Is in your eyes" " Mmm." " Ahh." " A look" " Ooh, ooh, ooh." " Your heart" " Say, man." "Shhh. - Can't disguise" " Hmm?" "Put the goddam thing away." "Get your little pyromaniac ass..." " You gonna be walkin' in a minute." " Aw, cool out, Kirby, man." "I'm not gonna burn your car." "Not yet, at least." "Don't go" "Forget it, Juanita." "Come on." "Watch out there." "The look of love" "What's the problem, Anthony?" "What is it?" "I mean, is it because I'm pregnant?" "Shh." "Come on." "Now, don't be silly." "So, then what's the problem?" "Come on." "Talk to me." "What is it?" "I told you." "You need to leave that alcohol alone." " No!" "No!" " Anthony!" "Anthony, baby!" "It's me." "It's me." "It's all right." "It's all right." "Come here." "Shh." "Shh." "Shh." "It's just another dream." "It's just another dream." "This is my best cut, Mrs Stein." "Enjoy." "Thank you very much, Saul." " He's such a nice man." " What did he give you?" " We need to talk." " Oh." " So what's happenin'?" " You're a good man." "Aw, come on, Saul." "I ain't got time to kibitz with ya." "I got a whole lot of meat to cut." "I'm closing down the shop." "Should've told you sooner, but I thought maybe... business, you know, pick up a little." "Sorry." " Here." " Oh, no, look, Saul..." "No." "I can't." "What am I gonna do with it?" "I have to get rid of it." "Come on." "Now I know" "We have great respect" "For the sister and mother" "It's even better yet" "But there's the joker in the street" "Here you go, brother." "Don't let the bullshit get to you." "I'm tryin', man." "I'm tryin'." "You wanna get the man's foot off your neck?" "Come check us out." "Take care of yourself, brother." "Live righteous." "Here you go, brother." "Here you go." "Take care of yourself, brother." "Come see us now." "Don't let us hang around this town" " Here you go, sister." " And let what others say come true" "Brothers and sisters, here you go." "Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh." "Hey, youngblood." "Bringin' in the groceries, huh?" "Lord, have mercy." "Man, I remember when I was married." "I used to love to bring home the groceries." "Made me feel real good." "Like a man." "Know what I mean?" "Hey, listen, youngblood." "Uh..." "I just dropped by to see Juanita and Sarah." " You know, lay a little somethin' on 'em." " Stopped by to see my baby?" "Is that right?" "You know, youngblood..." "I took care of your woman and your baby when you were in the war." "Now, a man oughta get a little respect for somethin' like that." "Now, I ain't gonna lie to you." "I care about Juanita." "I care about her a whole lot." "But you back now, and I'm gone." "So from this point on, you should consider me like a friend of the family." "Find yourself in a jam and shit, need a little cash... you come see me, I'll front you." " Keep your shit." " Listen, brother." "I know about pride." "But you got mouths to feed." "Now, I laid a little cash on Juanita." "Say, man, stay the fuck away from my family." "What did you say?" "You heard me, goddam it." "I said, "Stay the fuck away from my family. "" "See, I ain't the enemy, youngblood." "I don't want no trouble." "Shit." "See, I tried to be a friend, motherfucker." "Surprise, nigger." "Big bad marines." "Look at you now." "Does she suck you?" "Fuck you?" "Make you feel like a man?" "Make you feel real good?" "Huh, boy?" "Now, she wasn't doin' it like that before you went to the war, now was she?" "Now you gettin' all that good lovin'... and you can't even put food on your fuckin' table." "Come on, Santa Claus." "Open your mouth and suck this." "Come on." "I got a present for you." "Suck it!" " Suck it, nigger!" " Kill me, motherfucker." "Shoot me right now." "What you gonna do, shoot me?" "You lucky this is personal, nigger." "I ain't gonna kill you over no woman." "Don't you ever... in your fuckin' life... bite the hand that feeds you, nigger." "See ya, Santa Claus." " Hold still now." " I'm all right." " Hold still." " No, I'm all right." "Damn!" "You givin' him that money back." "He won't take it back." "What the fuck you talkin'..." "You better get his shit back to him!" "Even if I wanted to give it back to him, Anthony, he wouldn't take it back." "W" " W-W-Wait." "What the fuck you talkin' about, "if you wanted to give it back"?" "No, no, no, no." "Fuck that shit." "Have you forgotten you just lost your damn job?" "We need that fuckin' money." " We don't need his money." " Yeah, well, Anthony, I'll tell you what." "You start bringin' some real money in here, like a real man, and then I'll think about givin' it back to him." "Until then, I don't wanna hear shit." "You need to get your tight ass together, that's what you need to do, and stop feelin' sorry for your damn self." "Sometimes it's like you ain't even the same man I knew before the war." "That's who I was in love with." "That's who I thought showed the fuck back up here." "I don't know who the fuck you are." "So, what?" "You just, uh, suck his dick so good... he just start throwin' money at you, right?" "What is with you?" "Why you so damn paranoid?" "I ain't fuckin' him." "Not at this moment, you ain't." "No." "But the motherfucker ain't sniffing' around here... tossin' money in your motherfuckin' face for nothin'!" "Yeah, well, I sleep with you every night, don't I?" "You know, Juanita, that's a damn good question." "Come on." "Go ahead." "Admit this shit, man." "Be honest." "You fuckin' him, right?" " Is that what you wanna hear, Anthony?" "That's what you wanna hear?" " Uh-huh." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Fine." "I'm fuckin' him." "So, uh, whose baby is that?" "D" " Don't even answer that shit." "No, you right." "I ain't gonna answer it." "I mean, shit." "You Anthony." "You the big marine man with no damn job." "You know every fuckin' thing." "Answer this for me:" "If you think I'm jivin' you so much, Anthony, why the hell you with me?" "Huh?" "Why the fuck you with me?" "What, you think I need you?" "Do you think I need this shit?" "Fuck." "You can't get a decent job, you won't fuck me." "The only time I get to hold you is when you're havin' one of them silly-ass nightmares..." "Shut the fuck up!" "Shut the fuck up!" "You don't know, girl." "You really don't know." " Don't you fuckin' walk away from..." " You better get the fuck off of me!" " Don't walk away from me, Anthony." " Let me go." " Don't you..." "What about Sarah?" " I'll fuckin' kill you, girl!" "Don't you ever run up on me!" "Ever!" "Ever run up on me again!" "I'll fuckin' kill you, Juanita!" "Get the fuck off me!" "Bunch of shit!" " Yeah!" " That's right." "You can't trust them!" " Now, they send our men off to Vietnam..." " That's what they do." "to fight for this so-called democracy." " That's right." "Preach, sister." " Yeah!" "Yeah!" "But when they get back down to the South Bronx... and to Bed-Stuy and Harlem and Watts, etc., etc... shit is worse than ever." " There is something very sick about that." " He's a devil." "That's right, he's the devil." "That's right!" "Go, sister!" "Go on!" " Power to the people!" " Power to the people!" " In 'n' out." " Never, never gonna give you up" "I'm never, ever gonna stop" "Not the way I feel about you" " Girl, I just can't live without you" " There you go." " I'm never, ever gonna quit" " What can I get you, baby?" "Anyway, so like I was sayin', I ran into this brother... and he, uh, gave me this flyer." "So I figured I'd go over and check it out." "And there you were, up there talkin' that ol' righteous shit." "I'm just a college student tryin' to do her part to rally the people together." "But, dig, we need more than talk." "It's..." "It's time to do." " Do what?" " Revolution." "Oh, wait a minute." "See." "Y'all a little outta my league now." "Is that what you're gonna say when the revolution comes?" "W" " When it's time to pick up a gun?" "What you know about weapons?" "I'm qualified to handle a. 45... an M-16 rifle, a. 38-calibre pistol... and a Russian AK-47." "An AK-47?" "Why don't you join us?" "A lot of brothers from the war have." "Baby, I got enough heavy shit to deal with." " I got you, brother." " Relax." "You're so uptight." "Damn, I got to make some fuckin' bread." "I'm through with your sister, but..." "I still got to take care of my baby girl, Sarah." "Shit, and the one that's on the way." "Damn!" "Look, anyway, uh, I got this plan to make some money." "I want you to keep this shit to yourself." "At 6:15 a. m., the truck pulls outta the post office... at 149th and Grand Concourse." "Now, it makes one stop before it goes to D. C... which is a mail drop-off at First Federal Loan and Savings... which is on Noble Street and West." "Now, Kirby... you're gonna position yourself in a getaway car... at the end of the corner, where you can see everything." "Jose." "Me and you gonna position ourselves behind the bank... underneath the left and the right side of the loading' dock." "Delilah, you're gonna position yourself inside the Dumpster... which is located directly across from the loading' dock." "Now, Skippy, I want you to position yourself... approximately ten feet from the alleyway." "There, you post a lookout." "We all know what to do at the point of attack... because we've gone over that shit enough." "If anybody gets caught, you shut the fuck up, and we'll keep your money." "Shh!" "Fuck that shit, man." "I'm telling you right now, if I get caught..." " I'm shooting my fuckin' way out." " Nigger, put that shit down." "I think we need another man on the street with Skip." "Someone to cover the other side." " I agree." " Oh, man!" "Hell, no!" "We don't need no 'nother man." "Shit, I can see." " Besides, we got too many motherfuckers anyway." " Fuck that shit, Kirby, man." "Everybody trusts everybody here, right?" "I can get somebody from our organization." "Oh, no, no, no, no." "I don't want none of them revolutionary niggers involved." "You can cut your eye at me all you want to." "I ain't too keen on havin' that broad up in here neither." "Well, you the one talkin' about we need another man." "Make up your goddam mind." "You have somebody in mind, Anthony?" "We might as well put a motherfuckin' ad in the paper." "Then we gonna get everybody." "Shit, ain't gonna be no money left for a nigger." "Oh, yes!" "Y'all didn't know your reverend was a gamblin' man?" "A sinning' man?" "I was a man who maimed!" "I was a man who killed!" "We all know it was done in the name of the wicked one." "The one that was cast down from heaven." " Hallelujah!" " Amen!" "I said y'all know who I'm talkin' about!" "Can I get a "hallelujah" in this house of God?" "Hallelujah!" "Hallelujah!" "Well, look here, man." "Skip is in." "Period." "All right?" "I stand a lot to lose if this thing blows up in my face." "The last time I saw him, he was shooting poison in his veins." "Yeah, I know." "Well, you know, he's tryin' to shake that shit, man." " He's still on drugs." " And I still trust him with my life, Cleon." "Remember that last battle?" "He froze up." "For a minute." "Then h-he broke out of it." "And when he "broke out of it," Dugan was dead." "Come on, Cleon." "You know that could've happened to any of us." "Now either you in or you out." "Which one?" "How much money did you say was in that truck?" "We still got about 15 minutes." "I tell ya, I could've used another cup of coffee." "Let's make this quick." "Bank security." " How ya doin'?" " Good." " Mornin'." " Good mornin'." "Oh, f..." "You waiting' on the number 11 bus?" "Yes." "I don't think she runs this early." "I caught it the other morning, uh, at this same time." "You sure about that?" "Uh-huh." " Let me check for you." " No need to go to any trouble, Officer." "No, no, no." "No trouble at all, brother." "I see by that patch on your jacket you were in recon." "I was a 5th marine." "Always willin' to help out a fellow leatherneck." "Brown on patrol." "Brown on patrol." "Requesting off-hour route check on number 11." "Dispatch to Brown." "Hold for schedule." "That's a copy." "Do somethin', Cleon." " Ambush!" "Ambush!" " Drop it, motherfucker!" "What the hell?" "Shit!" "Joe!" "Come on." "Let's move." "Oh, goddam it!" "Fuck!" "Shit!" "Oh, shit!" "Anthony!" " Did you see that shit, man?" " Hey, what the fuck wrong with you?" " See the way the fuckin' doors blew off, man?" " No, motherfucker!" "Motherfuckin' Joe, you blew the whole motherfuckin' truck up, motherfucker!" " It blew up like that, man!" " That's how you fucked your hand up last time!" "You..." "And the money..." "You fucked up." "I'm gonna kick your motherfuckin' ass!" "Grab what you can, motherfucker, before the whole thing burns!" "Hey, Anthony and Delilah gotta see this shit, man." "I'm gonna go get 'em!" "Hey, Anthony!" "You gotta see the shit I did, man." "I blew that shit up, man!" "You gotta see it, man!" "You gotta see the shit I did!" "Let's get outta here." "Put the gun down." "Put the gun down." "Come on, Delilah." "Let's get up." "Up." "Let's go." "Come on, bro." "We gotta go, man." "I can't..." "I can't leave her." "You ain't gotta leave her, bro... 'cause she's already gone." "Get up here!" "Go on!" "Unit 1004, do you copy?" "Please respond." "Do you require assistance?" "Do you copy?" "Any available units in the vicinity of Noble Street." "Two-eleven in progress." "Code three." "Repeat." "Two-eleven in progress." "Code three." "God's not gonna forgive me for this one." "I'll tell you what, Reverend." "With this kind of money, you can buy your way into heaven." "That's where you're wrong, brother." "We done bought our way into hell." "The plain fact is that I promised the Lord I would never sin like this." "To tell you the truth, I'm not sure I even want any of this dirty money." "Well, I'll tell you what, Reverend." "We'll find somethin' to do with your share." " Amen to that shit." " No." "No, no, no, no." " I'll take the money." " You lyin' sack o' shit." "I'm sure the Lord will find another way for me to do my penance." "Just tell me one thing, Cleon." "Why the fuck you didn't grab the cop?" "You killed him." "A young brother." "If you wouldn't have froze up like a bitch, maybe I wouldn't have had to do that shit, now wouldn't I?" "Would y'all shut the fuck up?" "Man, Delilah." "Shit." "Man, radio said they got Joe's stupid ass." "Fucked it up." "The whole plan was fucked up." "We ain't do shit right out there, man." "Shit." "Y'all make sure that Jose's share goes to Marisol and his kids." " Walk on by" " Done." "Your junkie ass really messed up out there." "Don't blame me for your fuck-ups." "I told Anthony I didn't want nothin' to do with a crazy, devil-filled junkie!" " What?" " You listenin' to me?" "Look at him." " Oh, shit!" " Now say some more shit!" "I'll knock your ass right back down." "Fake-ass wanna-be preacher, no-members-havin' motherfucker!" "Why don't y'all stop actin' like some fuckin' clowns?" "You know, you niggers sure is silly." "Now, you're standin' here fighting', and we got over $300,000... of cold, hard, unmarked U.S. cash to split up five ways." "Let me tell ya somethin'." "You make me lose count again, I'm gonna shoot me a motherfucker... and then we gonna be splittin' this thing up four ways, hear?" "Man, I can't believe this." "They was gonna burn all this shit." "All this shit, and a nigger can't even find a job." "Well, that's Uncle Sam for you, baby." "Money to burn." "Police have issued an all-points bulletin for the remaining Reserve Bank on Noble Street." "Faces painted skeleton white." "Cobra, request your status." "Over." " Five federal security guards..." " Anthony!" " She's already gone." " Do it." "Kill me." "The bloody shootout erupted..." "an armoured truck... explosives..." "No, motherfuckin' Joe." "You blew the whole motherfuckin' truck up, motherfucker!" "...the deaths of nine people." "The heroin ain't never did nothin' to me." "...just moments away from the scene of the crime..." "Robbery turned bloody..." " Had some shit got into me over there, man." " Crushed to death by..." "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" "Had a very shiny nose" " And if you ever saw it" " What you slowing' down for?" " Be cool." "Be cool." " What you doin'?" " Come on." "Come on." " What the fuck, man?" "Aw, shit!" " All of the other reindeer" " What the fuck we doin' over here?" " Say, man, check out all these kids." " Man!" "Hey, let's go to the liquor store and go to the club." "Look, man, I'm gonna take care of you." "We're gonna go down to the club." " We don't know them motherfuckers!" " That's the whole point, baby." "Come on." "Get in the spirit." "Hey, y'all come on over here!" " Nigger, we gonna get robbed." " Hey, be cool, nigger." "Y'all come on over here." " Be cool, man." "Damn." " Rudolph, with your nose so bright" "All of y'all gonna get some." "All right." "All right." " Merry Christmas!" "Merry Christmas!" " What, motherfu..." "Yeah, man." "Merry Christmas, motherfucker." "Go on." "Leave me alone." "Say, say, Skippy." "Hey, man, why don't you bring your ass over here and quit that jivin'." "Come on." "Yeah, yeah." "Y'all take all the toys." "All right." "Get one." " See what I'm sayin'?" "I ain't kiddin'." "We givin' it away." " All right." "All right." "Yeah." "That's why Santa Claus don't wanna come 'round here 'cause he's scared he's gonna get shot or robbed." "All right." "Just one." "Hey, hey, hey." "Give me this, man." "Get a..." "Get a..." "Get a toy." " Come on, come on, come on." " Why you stealin'?" "You ain't gotta steal." " All right, all right, all right." " Funky little brothers." "I talked to him." "He says he ain't never gonna come down here unless he's got police protection." "Last year, one of y'all niggers stole one of his reindeer." "No, no." "I say let's just go up there and kill that motherfucker." "Man, me and Anthony gave out a couple of things, but that was it." "You gave toys and turkeys to people." "Then you got the hell outta Dodge." "Man." "Y'all sayin' my man is goin' around handing' out $100 bills... and sayin' that God Almighty gave it to him?" "My cousin lives up there in Mount Vernon." "He says that Cleon's up there actin' a goddam fool." "That ol' high-profile ass nigger." "Bought a brand-new Caddy." "Folk know he can't afford it." " Look, man, I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." " No, no, no." "Fuck the talk!" "I'm drivin' up there, and I'm gonna take him out before he rats us out." "Look, Kirby." "I'm gonna handle everything, all right?" " I'm gonna straighten this shit out." " All right." "But if you don't take care of this, Anthony, I promise you, I will." "I told you we didn't need another man." "That's y'all's motherfuckin' punk-ass friend!" "People runnin' from their worries" "While the judge and his juries" "They take the law that's part of the flaw" "No." "Oh, shit, Cleon!" "Love, fallin', fussin' and a-cussin'" "Damn!" "The feelin' now is killin'" "For peace no one is willin'" "Kinda make you get that feelin'" "Everybody's startin'" "Use the pill and the dope" "Educated fools" "From uneducated schools" "Right now we'd like to bring on a young man who believes in doing things his own way." "And based on the way he kinda get next to all of the folks who've seen him work... his way has gotta be pretty hip." "So let's lay some noise on the mighty Al Green." "Apartment 13!" "I'm so tired of bein' alone" "I'm so tied up on my own" "Won't you help me, girl" "Just as soon as you can" "Don't move, mister!" "I been wantin' to get next to you, baby" "You see, sometime I fold my arms, I say" " Ooo-ooo" " Mmm-hmm-mmm" "Whoa-oh-oh" "Oh, baby, hey" "Needing you has proven to be" "To be my greatest dream Yeah" " I'm so tired of being alone" " Oh, tired, baby" " Here's the rest of the fifties." " Put it in there." "You know, I still feel fucked-up about this whole situation." "Look, feelin' fucked-up don't help a goddam thing and it ain't gonna bring nobody back." " Shit!" " So, just worry about yourself." "We just gotta get outta here." " Come on." " Say, man, you got everything?" "Yeah, grab that bag." "This is a bitch." "This is it, man." "This is it." "All we got to do, boy, is make it to Mexico." "We'll be fine." "We'll get us a villa, see?" "And then, and buy a boat and sail all around the gulf." "Everything will be fine." "We just gotta get the fuck outta here." "Yeah, maybe I can send for Sarah once we get down there." "Well, anything's possible." "Come on." "Wait a minute." "Run, Anthony!" "Hyah!" "Y'all get back!" "Get away right there!" "Get off me!" "Shit!" " You pity fool, you pity fool" " Fuck!" "You better have some sympathy" "Yeah 'Cause there's educated people" "Runnin' the lives of our society" "Makin' up the rules" "Mr Curtis, you have been lawfully tried in this court... and found guilty on all charges." "Do you have anything to say on your own behalf before I pronounce sentence?" "Uh... no, ain't nothin' I say gonna get me out of this." "But things were gettin' bad for me, and..." "I had to do what I had to do to s... to survive." "Maybe it was wrong, but I..." "I certainly didn't mean for anybody to be hurt." "Uh, Your Honour, please consider before sentencing... that my client served his country proud in the Marine Corps." "As a matter of fact, he was a member of an elite unit... a sergeant, decorated with many medals." "In fact, one of those medals was the, uh, Silver Star, for valour." "I realize that my client had a difficult time adjusting when he..." "Excuse me, Counsel." "I, too, was a marine... and I served my country proudly in World War Il, a real war, I may add." " Yes, Your Honor..." " I'm not finished yet, please." "I received the Purple Heart at Guadalcanal." "Now, this young man has obviously forgotten some very... fundamental things like decency and dedication and honor... everything the corps taught us." "He is a disgrace to everyone that has ever put on that uniform... and I will not permit you or him to use the Vietnam War as a cop-out here." "Anthony Curtis, for your participation in this crime... a crime that took the lives of several innocent people, I do hereby... sentence you to the custody of the Attorney General of the United States... for a period of 15 years to life." "Oh, my God." "These proceedings are concluded." "This court is adjourned." ""Life"?" "What the fuck he mean "life"?" "After all the shit I did for this motherfuckin' country?" "What the fuck he talkin' about, "life"?" "Man, fuck you!" "Fuck you!" " Hey!" " Oh, Anthony!" "After all the shit I did for this motherfuckin' country?" "You, remove the prisoner from the court!" " You hear me?" " Fuck you!" "Fuck you!" " Restrain the prisoner!" "Get him outta here!" "Let the record show..." "Let the record show... that a chair was thrown at the judge." "Whoa, whoa" "If you see me walkin' down the street" "And I start to cry" "Each time we meet" "Then walk on by" "Walk on by" "Make believe" "That you don't see the tears" "You just let me grieve in private" "'Cause each time I see you" "I just can't help myself I think about how tight we used to be" "I break down and cry" "Oh, baby" "Walk on by" "Hmm-mmm-mmm" "I just can't get over losing you" "So if I seem" "Broken in two" "Please walk on by" "Walk on by" "Foolish pride" "Is all that I have left" "So let me hide" "The tears and the sadness you gave me" "You put the hurt on me" "You socked it to me, mama" "When you said goodbye" "So, please, walk on by" "Make believe you never see the tears I cry" "So do me a favour" "And walk on by" "So I'm beggin' you to" "Walk on by" "Oh, yeah" "And make believe you never see the tears I cry" "So I'm beggin' you I'm beggin' you" "To walk on by" "Make believe you never see the tears I cry" "Oh" "There's no dust in my eye" "Oh, no" "Smoke ain't makin' me cry" "No, no, no" "It's the hurt you put on me, yeah" "I don't want you to see this man cry" "Where is the love" "Where is the love" "Where is the love" "Ooh, yeah, yeah" "Where is the love" "You said you'd give to me" "Soon as you were free" "Will it ever be" "Where is the love" "You told me that you didn't love him" "And you were gonna say goodbye" "But if you really didn't mean it" "Why did you have to lie" "Where is the love" "You said was mine all mine" "Till the end of time" "Was it just a lie" "Where is the love" "If you had had a sudden change of heart" "I wish that you would tell me so" "Don't leave me hangin' on these promises" "You've gotta let me know"

"Tell me what you got." "Is approaching." "Are you sure?" " Tell me what you see." " Men in their thirties." "J4ckF3rr37 translate for you "12 Rounds"" "I will check." "It serves no purpose." "It goes to the north." "We'll see if it's better here." "Target heading to the Northwest." "The target uses red shirt and carrying a backpack." "I see the target." "I'm too high to get a clear picture." "Understood." "It is not clear, is back." "The camera also has lost standing." "Gary is in sight." "I'm returning to the perimeter." "Gary, 200 meters left." " I'm behind him." " Near a little more." " I have a clear picture." " Come on your left." "The suspect remains in red approaching." " What about it?" " The full face." "Give me a second." "Is processing." "Negative, does not match." "Move to the northwest quadrant." "Gary, do not leave behind him." "All are in position?" "We're just waiting O'Miles, sir." "We cover the area, aware of all cameras." "Dannie, not giving food to the dog, is not it?" "No, I'm looking for my badge." "When you're a cop give you two things: a gun and a badge." "I have only one." "I can not find my badge." "You are on the table." "My other thing is not there." "This is the deal, stay strong, I will give you food, ... but do not tell my mother that gave you this, okay?" "Daniel Fisher." "I'm trying to make him stronger, you see, has the sad face." "Please." "Dad's bad." "Come I'll show you a thing." "Find my thing, find it." "There's your thing." " This is the thing?" " Yes." " Can I get this thing?" " Sure." "We'll see." "Should have gone is 10 minutes." "Yes?" "I got it, baby." "Come on." "This is a bit strong." "Go to work and take care, right?" "Vai." "I love my little one." " Hello, Hank." " Hello, Mollie." "Damn, this kid in fifth grade is smarter than me." "Hey, buddy, how are you?" "Now the woman and asks permission to go to the dog to work?" "Only the dog." "Look, work." "The FBI is following this guy, need help." "Just left the hotel." "Hurry." "We are in the Royal." "We need all players available." "I am 15 meters from him." "Come on, we can not afford to lose this guy again." "I have it in sight, approaching me, I have a clear picture." " Stay in position." " Lord, ..." "Shut up." "Show me that damn Irish." " Identity confirmed." " Confirmed." "To all the teams, identified as O'Miles Jackson." "Want to see the face of the devil?" "Well there you go." "Down an airplane bombed the U.S. embassy in Frankfurt." "Man decapitated by her own brother to ruin a business." "It's time, folks, let's go." "Got it." "Talking on the phone." "Lord, is making a call." " Open the line of Samuel." " Are you receiving a call, sir ... but it is encrypted." "15 minutes, stay tuned." "O'Miles bears arms and we will return." "I have three cameras to prove, that the team need to install one inside." "Samuel, if you want to go back to see your brother do what you say and when I say." "We picked up the O'Miles, weapons and you and Josh get their freedom." " Right?" " Clearly." "Time to dance." "Listen, no, no." "Wait, stop." "Let's see, the bishop moved from 9 to C4, A7 pawn, you block, ... eat your queen and everything ends." "... Try to a6 pawn, that's better." "turn to the east." "It's calling a cab." "The six have it on video." "Send to police new information about O'Miles." "Seal the perimeter ten blocks around the place." " Lord, should call the director?" " No." "It is the first time in two years O'Miles is out and the director has no idea ... that you are about to make a deal." "There is no agreement, we use the Samuel and Josh to reach O'Miles ... hold all, nobody goes anywhere." "This time no one escapes me." "Tell me partner, it's almost making the proposal does not it?" "Just one comment, when a guy joins a mine ..." "The next step is to deliver you an engagement ring." "Brother, spent two weeks." " E?" " You lived with 14 girls." "It is, but I'm sexier than you." "Namely, when a big man as you find a girl like Molly, ... have to tie her up close." "Two minutes left, the cameras are ready." "Spot, Sam, so I like it." "Improves the audio." "Well, we are in first position." "All teams, when we have the O'Miles, we just need ... the location of weapons, we will proceed with extreme caution." "Well ... this work:" "You give me the bag, I give the coordinates of the weapons." "Everything is very simple." "No." "Can not make it." "Do not do that son of a bitch." "What not to do?" "You set a trap." "The FBI knows you're here, are watching us now." "You know you're here." "And never come back to see my brother." "Half an hour, bring my brother and I deliver the O'Miles." "Of course, if it survives that long." "Shit." "Give me an outside view." "You got it." "Lord, we must stop them before they reach the bridge." "Give me the coordinates of Josh." "Samuel will try to reach his brother." " Let's make a deal?" " Ray, pick up the phone." "The FBI told us exactly what your position." " Turn around." " Okay." "Okay?" "I'll stick with a hole, like a whore." "He was lucky that not more pointed down." "Partner, dogs seem to hounds." "They call us and we will." "We called them and we are screwed ... linger five days and come with all calm." "I'm with these guys until the hair, Daniel" "Look at this, arms trafficking, espionage, murder." "He placed two bombs in Paris last year." "Interpol has said it plans to put two more." "What this city needs more to handle things?" "They could not put your trash somewhere else?" "In Kansas, Iowa?" "Or Helsinki?" "All units, the FBI asks for help." "Sending information about the suspect." "Men suspected vehicle target for interception." "Perish the feds again empty-handed." "Surprise you?" "Someone broke into a warehouse, took Josh and killed our agents." "He returned to do." "What to do with the boy?" "We got him." "Take us." "Put additional five percent, because it so well my brother and me." "You have problems in getting?" "No?" "The two guards who had to kill ... maybe." " Are you waiting at the airport?" " Yes, there is now." "Why not call?" "You know what's funny, Sam?" "If I had not discovered that the FBI used his brother to make a deal ... to get me, would be less cautious." "And I would not have the money I earned with so much effort." "The FBI would probably have me arrested" "And you and your brother spy would be together somewhere in the south of France." "Yes?" "Hello, I'm sorry, Josh can not answer the phone now." "Thanks for everything." "All these tricks are in the manual, Sam." "Pass a hand on his head and quietly slip the knife with the other." "See you soon." "Just in time, dear." "As always." "Show me." "Finally I can pay the pony you always wanted." "I drive." "FBI Update:" "There are suspects, ..." "O'Miles but Jackson is still on the run." "Look for a gray pickup truck with a record of Louisiana 803." "Unit 14, received." "It was my fault." "Neither saw coming." "Turn around." "Dannie, what are you talking about?" "Dannie, you go." "We have to stop that car this is the girl in the car." "God." "Stop, please." "Come on, Dannie, already heard, we are seeking a Irish ... a gray van, do you think this is a good idea?" "Just a few questions." "What a waste of time." "License and registration, ma'am." "Good evening, sir, officer, but what's the problem?" "Good evening, license and registration, please .." "Yes, of course." "Hope I'm not in any trouble." "How is everything?" "Impressive." "Could you tell me what makes a beautiful woman like you driving ... alone in a neighborhood like this?" "Sometimes I like to be alone, sometimes not." " Give me one second." " Yeah, no problem." " Here is and thank you, ma'am." " Thank you." "Listen ..." "Here's my card, you know, when you do not want to be alone." "Ask them to open the trunk." " For what?" " Ask him, we need to open it." "We need to open the trunk." "Lower!" "Shit." " That was interesting." " I have everything under control." "Policeman injured in the street 13." "All right, Hank?" "He hit me in the ass." "In the ass?" "Exert pressure will be here soon." "Dannie not, know that look." "Wait until rein orcements arrive!" "Do not take a hero!" "Dannie!" "Just a walk." " Right or left?" " I do not know." " Watch that side, I do this." " Roger." "They turn to port." "The suspects fled in a BMW." "There he is." "Where are we going?" "What do we do?" "Turn left onto St. Claude, crossed the bridge, we jet ... and never see the police in New Orleans, I promise that." "Police matter." "Well, continue." "Move it." "Damn." "Official Fisher, still follow them on foot." "It seems they are targeting the marina." "We are two blocks from the bridge and straight home." "Beware!" "Do not move!" "Hands up!" " O'Miles!" " No!" "Run!" "Beware!" "Stay in the car!" "Stay in the car!" "Hands up!" " Who are you?" " On the floor." "What's your name?" "Official Fisher." "I remember you." "To the ground." "One year later." "I'm trying to figure out what is worse, your aim on the table ... or at the shooting range." " Ah, so with a joke." "Give it to me, Jessie." "Mommy, can seem strange, but Dannie not believe I'm sexy." " Really?" " Oh, yes." "Do not worry about it, is safe." "It's an animal." " Cheers." " Why not?" "For my partner, a year ago tomorrow that we've become ..." "Detectives, thanks to excellent police work." "Well, perhaps it had something to do with it has arrested ... an international arms trafficker." "Seriously, brother, patrols at night for this." "Ever it bother you?" "What?" "Give orders and have new badges?" "Being a celebrity?" "Of course not." "Never thought about what would happen." "We answer the call to strengthen as we do." "Besides a bullet put me in the ass?" "Yes, also." "No, Dannie, and is not for nothing that should bother you." "I'm just saying ... the girl died that night and we were promoted." "Give me a glass?" " Is that all?" " Already done" "Come on, the night is young, one more." "We made six more, I go home, why?" "Because I have a beautiful wife and a grumpy dog ... who are waiting for me." "Can not argue against it." "Good luck." "I do not need luck." "This is not a matter of luck." "Can only be a joke." "Not a big problem, right?" "And all that water on the floor?" "Look for the little ones." "Phil will come in a few minutes." "I have the impression that I am in college." "Not to do so, it is our home." "It is obvious that our house is way off." "To to." "Look, I gotta go to the hospital, I have to do another night shift." "Chuckie and you will stay with the job." "Fantastic." "We're screwed." "I'll start getting in the guest room." "There are pork chops, give Phil to eat." "I love you." "Partner, not tell you two months ago that had to change the valve?" " What valve?" " You said it was cracked." "You even got to save money?" "I spent all afternoon down that sink." " Correction of us." " As there are two months ago?" "Wanted to buy a new car, trying to save money." "I can not handle it, get going." " Molly." " Dannie, what is?" "I need help." "First came the leak of the gas after the air conditioning and the bathroom now." "I love you, but I need to know I can count on you for these things." "Okay?" "Sorry." "Gotta go." "Mollie, wait." "See you in the morning, okay?" "Partner, sorry we do not want to cause problems, but to each his own." "Want some advice?" "At that crouch under the sink ... are the ones you should not miss." "Yes?" "Fisher is the official, the Police Department in New Orleans?" "Detective Fisher, who speaks?" "Speech O'Miles Jackson." " How do you do - why the hell are you calling me?" "To say hello, to tell time, to see if they want to eat something." "The prison food tastes like shit." "This is one reason why I called." "I put you there, I'm sure should have known it was going out." "Seriously, Dannie?" "I regret to tell you that it appears that left out this time." "Okay, where is it?" "Close enough to smell the Mollie taking a bath ... while you take your nap." "It's a shame because the pipeline was beginning to enjoy the spectacle." "Dannie, where you going?" "Where is it?" "What are you doing?" "If you get close to Mollie and me, I swear by Allah, ..." "Dannie, please shut up, killed the love of my life." "It was an accident, O'Miles." "Poor Phil, he liked to eat those pork chops." "Phil!" "Phil, get out of the house!" "Let's see, that was an accident." "Well, listen carefully, Dannie." "It's our anniversary, a year ago by bad luck or an inflexible attitude ... picked me up and so today we will have our revenge." "I had just won the first round." "The last time we met, I took something that never ... can replace and therefore take away something from you." "I wonder, do you think Molly can trust me?" "O'Miles!" "O'Miles!" "Take care of him." "Sorry, we could use your phone?" "Need to call my daughter." "Yes, of course." "From her home." "Okay." "Molly!" "Molly!" " Police." "Get out!" " What?" " Get out!" " Okay" "Here, take care!" "Genial." "Tell me, boy." "Listen, call the Department of Transportation, I am following the ferry Thomas Jefferson." "Listen, what happens, Dannie?" "Easy." "O'Miles Jackson escaped from prison, I do not know how." "If not determos that ferry the next 30 seconds ... not return to see Mollie." " Okay, the Department of Transportation." "He took good notes?" "They should have given more time." " Thank you." " Do not mention it." "Molly, Molly, responds." "Detective Daniel Fisher." "Close this area immediately." "Gentlemen, stop for a moment." " Where is he?" " Disappeared." "Up on the ferry and disappeared." "Listen, calm, calm." "Maybe in a car on the way to hospital." "No, do not understand, said he took something that can never replace." "Will kill her." "Dannie, this will not happen, okay?" ""We find it, let's rescue her." "Answers." "Answers!" "Telephone Molly Porter." "Let me talk to her." "Easy, is not yet dead." "Just kidding." "Come on, where's your sense of humor?" "Say hello to your boyfriend." "Dannie, please, a silver pickup truck." " Molly!" "Molly, where are you?" "That was free, the next will have to win." "I'll meet you and I will kill you." "You know what?" "Can not wait to do that, Dannie." "It's a game." "You like games, right?" "The Mousetrap, Monopoly, the cops and robbers." "This is called 12 rounds." "In the first round to destroy your home." "In the second round I took Mollie." "The only way to stay alive is to do what I say." "If you're still alive after the 12th round, will get it back." "You must be kidding, can not wait to believe ..." "Yes, believe what I say, Dannie." "I think not many alternatives." "Well, the third round:" "A 15 minute phone call a particular city." "why not back to where we met and see ..." "You can follow my trail again?" "Well, Molly said she was in a silver pickup truck." "There can be no more than six blocks away." "Go see if they can trace the cell Mollie." "Agreed." "Como se llama?" "Official Fisher." "I see nothing." "Maybe we're in the wrong place." "No, it was here that he stopped the car and it started." "It is here that gave me a shot in the buttock, but I see nothing." "How much longer?" "We have ten minutes." "I am sure that we are in the wrong place, Dannie." "Well, I may be wrong, this is not Katrina." "That's the date today." "You're right, it's a code." "We have degrees and hours." "Not a true clock, has no hours." " A countdown?" " No, ..." "Two degrees, two hours." "Degrees, minutes, seconds." "Latitude and longitude, this is the location, then find the phone." " Come on." " Latitude and longitude?" "How the hell knows these things?" "Geography class, we will." "Well, tell me that." "There are 29 degrees, 57 minutes and three seconds." "317 Yes, Carter." " 317, Carter?" " Yes." "There's the fire station of David." "Hello, brother." "We have a tournament of ping-pong, Why not here?" " It's in the barracks?" " Why are you crying?" "Strip everyone there, there might be a bomb." "We arrived there in two minutes." "I need access to a c mputerized telephone." " Is everyone out?" " Yes." "Dannie actually believe this guy put a bomb in the fire station?" "He blew up my house and took Molly, I can not imagine what it will do more." "Well, it will call a cell phone to a specific here." "All take their mobile phones." "Five, four, three, two, one." "Did you hear that?" "There, there." " Can you help?" " Listen, give me a second." "Hello?" "Look at this, Dannie, just in time, just got extra minutes ... to the next task." "Speak of the devil ... here is the sign of the fourth round." "There's a fire in a bank savings and loans Orleans." "In the phone memory you have in your hands ... are the numbers of two safety boxes that are on the tenth floor." "Go and bring those boxes before 17:25 on the dot ... very soon or lose by knockout." "You must be kidding." "I'm not in town, I'm gone." "Yes, I'll be right there." "Listen, if you find something you call on your mobile." "I'll see what I find, you look for Mollie." "I'm going back there to seek an order." "Listen, listen, concentrate, Mollie need to concentrate, okay?" "You have to help me find it." "When you've failed?" "You're right." "let's finish this." " Detective, Fisher?" " Yes." "James Gray, the FBI, this is Inspector George Jackson." "They informed us that Miles is in the Jackson area." "What did you say?" " O'Miles Jackson, the man who ..." " Yes, yes, he escaped from jail ..." " The FBI knows and nobody told me!" " We understand you're upset." " Upset?" " It was not your business." "You can continue to complain of what was done and what not ... or can tell us what happened since tomorrow is agreed." "So if you want to retrieve his wife." "Dannie, you need a ride?" "We are your best bet, Dannie." "Say what you want to know, I'll tell you what you mean." "But it is best to talk as fast as they drive." "There was a leak in the Florida prison two weeks ago." "O'Miles prisoners and some guards kidnapped, killed the director ... and demanded thirty cars to come out of prison." " And they?" " It was not our decision." "The Center gave them cars with devices to close the doors." "Inmates moved away three blocks from the patio ..." "The National Guard stepped in and put everyone in their cells." "All except O'Miles." "It could be quiet, please?" "It's killing me with so much abuse." "Has no idea who is facing, is not it?" "I mean, I know he was arrested, but still do not know." "The fact that Jackson has O'Miles his girlfriend, I do not care." "The fact that he did something that never does ... the fact that has appeared in the city, my interest even more." "If you want to catch the Miles, ok." "I want Molly to survive and know what to do." "Do not meddle in my way." "I do not think I heard what you said of complaints." "Sir, this is exactly what O'Miles want." "Dannie we should stop before anyone gets hurt." "Dannie?" "Now is your best friend?" "If Dannie follow the game, O'Miles distracted." "If Miles is distracted, you can make a mistake." "And I bury." "Listen, Dannie, take it." "Come on, guys, fast." "We will not stop." "Come on, guys." "Listen, listen everyone." "For 32 minutes ago Molly Porter was kidnapped on the ferry that crosses the canal." "We need all the security cameras, all witnesses ... and enrollment of all vehicles." "If you recall this idiot, I know where you are ..." "I know what you're doing, I find it before ... even think of touching a hair of your head." "Well, this could be the girlfriend of you, the wife of you ... any of us." "This idiot can not win." " Dave." " Yeah?" "Care." "How long?" "Two minutes." "It's 590 and 591." "Here." "Surprise!" "Sometimes victory is not so absolute." "Dannie, fifth round:" "Two kilograms of explosives inside one of these boxes." "Is less than seven minutes to cross the 23 blocks from there ... between this site and Nickel Street pier." "If you arrive later, the pump is activated." "The other box contains the clue to the next round." "Considering the little time we have, the better to use the fire truck." "Oh yeah, and do not forget to put your hat and turn on the siren." "Seven minutes?" "In seven minutes not even left the building." "That is if we go down the stairs." "Dannie." "Again, no fire, only smoke bombs." "What are you doing?" "Taking your clothes." "Give it to me." "When you leave here, go to Atlanta, look for mom and keep her." "Make sure he is safe, do not want this guy have another chance." "Hold it." " Dannie ..." " Attach." "Dannie, you can not do that!" "Look at that man!" "Dannie!" "Hey, what are you doing?" "Listen, get off the truck right now!" "What are you doing!" "Could trace it?" "No, you're using an encrypted signal, or even get the number." "What is that sound, Dannie?" "I'm driving a fire truck." "Are you sure that's a good idea at the moment?" "I go to the docks of Nickel Street, I gotta go." "Stay with it." "Clear the way!" "No, no!" "What are you doing!" "No, out of the way!" "Sorry." "Stop the countdown O'Miles, I'm here." "Well done, Dannie." "But I regret to tell you it seems that arrived a little late to the party." "This was the bell, ... the bell to mark the beginning of the next round." "Go finally get it." "Want to talk to Molly." "I have a better idea, how about if you show her?" "As I said, the clue to the next round is in the box you have." "If you put all the clues, you can have a nice reunion." "Say you did not kill anyone with it." "I need a hacksaw." "There is no danger." "Who are they?" "Put it in the phone card, and I can .... track you wherever you go." "O'Milles will turn again, keep in line for 30 seconds ... is all we need to track it." "The phone O'Milles is encrypted, can not track it." "We're the FBI, not the police, ... only need 30 / 2" "The whole team, attention." "We have a location, the hotel Monte Leone." "I repeat, is the Hotel Monte Leone." "SWAT teams need and I need you all there." "Now!" "Lying there, all on the floor!" "Teams, close all the exits." "I need snipers on the roof." "Block all communication with the building." "Begin at the reception." "I need to know this quarter is key." " Where is the surveillance room?" " Over here." "Thanks." "Clear." "Clear." " Clean." " Fisher." "Fisher." "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, where is it?" "You are here" " I have nothing" " Ray, give the team list" "I'm seeing is the O'Milles." "To" " What time was it?" " 30 minutes ago." " You are writing something."

"It's a girl." "Victim's Karim Benzal." "Turkish national." "The victim's mouth is sealed then chilli powder mixed with carbonated water is forced down his nasal passage." "So, you haven't forgotten how then." "No, it feels good, getting back in the saddle." "I think Benzal was silenced." " By the firearms division?" " Who else?" "Armed police." "Armed police." "Armed police." "Get down!" "Hands on the table!" "Armed police!" "Where is he?" "Where's Sakir?" " What's happened?" " We've lost the witness." "Tell me where they live." "I will make them talk." " We're too late." " No." "No!" "SILENT WITNESS Season 19" " Episode 7" "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd Sync:" "NetLion" ""In Plain Sight" Part 2 of2" "Come through." "Jack, through here." "Brunno Lubas's fleeing prints." "No attempt to cover his tracks." "She's in here." "Looks like she was already on the bed when the killer started shooting." "She'd been drinking, from the bottle?" "We'll need to wait for the tox report." "Neighbours didn't hear a thing." "Silencer?" "Did Brunno's gun have a silencer?" "It was a revolver." "Looked like a Webley." "The chamber is separate from the barrel - sound leaks out so a silencer is useless." " You were sure it was a Webley?" " Sure enough." "Oh, must've muffled the sound with something else." "Looks like pure rage." "Overkill." "Venting his anger." "Unless you have another interpretation?" "No." "Not as much blood as I would have expected." "Right, so he's jemmied the door." "Just a few seconds to get up this corridor, couple of seconds to get in this room." "She's been drinking, falls asleep on the bed, no chance to get away." "Nikki." "Nikki." "Signs of a struggle." "No obvious defence wounds." "OK, so he smashes the lock, she comes out to try and stop him..." "Er, there's a struggle, the mirror cracks, chases her back into the bedroom at gunpoint." "Why target Keating?" "Her address was the only one posted." "She wasn't the officer who shot Helena Lubas." "OK, so why would anyone post her address and only hers?" " Their IDs are confidential." " Guv?" "What is it?" "You think your IPCC woman was behind the leak?" "Looks like I backed the wrong horse." "Geoff!" "Geoff, calm down!" "Steve, calm down!" "Geoff!" "We just want to see her?" "Just wait there." "Stay there." "Stay there!" "And then we'll go." "Oh, Jesus." "Come on, this is a crime scene." "Come on." "All right, get him out." "Come on." "Let's go." "What the hell happened?" "Where is he?" "Someone sent Brunno her address." " What?" " Last time I saw him," " he was driving away with a gun." " A gun?" "Was it you?" "Is that why you phoned me?" "Was it?" "You think I'm stupid enough to give Brunno a name." "I'd be throwing away my job." "For what?" "I can't believe you'd even begin to think that!" "I-I-I don't..." "Julia, I have backed your family to the hilt, publicly and privately." "And now you tell me Brunno has a gun." "You think this is all about you?" "What?" "Is that all you care about?" "That's not fair." "I was here for you when no-one gave a shit." " Julia Lubas." " Yes." "I have a warrant to search your premises..." " Do you want me to stay?" " Your presence is not required, you need to go." "Can you take us through, please?" "Leave now." "OK." "I didn't do it, Jack." "Unbelievable." "If we knew where he was we would tell you!" "You've no idea where he is so you won't mind us checking your phones to verify that?" "We don't lie to police officers!" " Jack." " Collecting evidence." "What?" "What kind of evidence?" "You seem very at home, Jack?" "Well, talk to me." "Before he took off, he gave this thing a good kicking." "If this shoe print matches the ones in Keating's hall, we can place him at the scene." "Do you still want to help us, Jack?" " Do you still want to find the truth about Helena?" " Can you step back, please?" "Well, good work, thanks, Jack." "Can I have a minute with her?" "Yeah." " Was it him?" "Was it Brunno Lubas?" " This is a crime scene." " Who are you?" " I'm Tim Friend, I work with Jo." "How did you get in?" "You can't be here, do you understand?" " This doesn't make any sense..." " Please, I need you to step out of the room." "Yeah." "Hang on." "What doesn't make any sense?" "The fact that she would let somebody like him get the jump on her." "She's highly trained in self-defence." "She's the best." "You don't just switch that off when you go home." "Are you saying that you don't think that Brunno Lubas was responsible for this?" "I don't know what I'm saying." "I won't lie, Julia." "That's reassuring." "There is strong evidence Brunno did this." "No." "That's impossible." "I mean, yes, he was angry, but he would never shoot a policewoman." "Maybe you don't know him as well as you think you do?" "Why do you say that?" "Did you know he owned a firearm?" "Of course not." "But you're not surprised, are you, when you think about it?" "Brunno and Helena were close." "Since she died he's..." "He's changed." "Yeah." "In what way?" "In every way." "Julia, do you think he could be involved in something?" "I don't know." "I don't know any more." "Jack." "What is it?" "We've found Brunno's abandoned van." "Driver door not locked." "Panicked?" "Abandoned ship?" "He's a fair way from Finsbury Park, so what's his closest port in the storm?" "Anything?" "No." "He's wiped his recent destinations." "But I know a way to access the history." "I can't believe it." "Do you know who did it?" "Brunno Lubas." "I swear he looked like he was fit to explode the whole way through that inquest." "How the hell did he even get hold of her address?" "It must have been that bitch Sharpe, eh?" "Shoe definitely fits." "She was looking at dismissal at best." "Lobbed a grenade on her way out." "But we'll find out for definite." "I promise." "In the meantime, I want you all in a safe house." " Forget that." " Why?" "He doesn't know where we live." "He's started something, who knows whether or not he wants to finish it?" "We've got no idea where he is and we're not certain who gave him Keating's address." "And they could do the same to us at any time." "I called you as soon as I heard about Jo." "Yeah." "Sorry." "I forgot my phone." "Sheila had me running errands, taking some cooking" " back to her mother's..." " Yeah, that's why they call them mobiles, mate." "You can take them with you, eh?" "I told you to get a bowl." "I don't want a bowl." "Wait here." "Let me in!" "Get me a phone." "What's going on, Brunno?" "Get me a phone!" "Lisa!" "I've got a phone." " Go and sit down, Bobby." " Shut him up!" "Go and sit down." "You got any alcohol?" "No." "Nothing?" "!" "I'm sorry..." "Lisa!" "Police cars." "Police!" "Open up!" "They're in there, get that open." "Armed police!" "Armed police, clear!" "Armed police, move away from the window." "I haven't done anything wrong." "Move away from the window." "Get on the bed." "Move away." "Get on the bed now!" "I haven't done anything!" "Put your hands where I can see them." "Where's Brunno Lubas?" "I don't know who you're on about." "Where's Brunno Lubas?" "I don't know him!" "SIREN WAILS" "What do you mean you don't know him?" "Where is he?" "Look, I've told you it's the wrong address." "You've got the wrong address!" "I don't think so." "You've got the wrong person." "It's just me and my brother." "Just calm down." "Right, what's that?" "OK, so if we dry this out, are we going to find his contact on that phone?" "I don't know him." "Well, he knows you!" "Where is he?" "I have no idea who you're on about." "Put your hand down." "Where is he?" "Where's my little brother?" "Your brother is fine, all right?" "He's all right." "Now listen, we need to search the whole flat." "You can make this easy for us or difficult." "All right?" "Please, you're scaring my little brother!" "calm down, Lisa!" "This is serious." "You've got to tell me what you know, OK?" "Broken mirror, from Keating's flat, I'd wager." "Is that Brunno's blood in the bathroom?" " I told you I don't know him!" " Stabbed, shot, what?" " I don't know him!" " Before you answer any of this, Lisa, you need to know that Brunno is wanted for the murder of a police officer." "Do you understand what I'm telling you?" "Just leave me alone!" "This is serious, Lisa." "You need to tell us everything you know." "I don't know what you're on about." "Are you taking my sister away?" "Er, we just need her help with something." "If she helps you, will it make things better?" "It could." "What have you got?" "Cooke!" "Shit." "Where have you been?" "They haven't told me anything." "What the hell is going on?" "What are we being protected from?" "Sheil..." "It's all over the news." "Listen..." "A female officer shot dead in her own home." "Don't tell me it's Jo." "Listen, she was killed by Helena Lubas's brother." "They know who did it, they'll find him." "Oh, my God." "But why, why would he kill Jo?" "It doesn't matter." "Look, he doesn't know which one of..." "Listen, I'm going to take you to a safe house." "And what about you?" "I don't believe this." "Our lives are in danger, and, and you still can't step away from your work?" "Is Jack around?" "No." "Can you tell me if the PM on Constable Keating has been carried out?" "Can you tell me why you want to know?" "Everyone thinks I leaked their names." "I didn't." "But the more I think about it, the more it strikes me who might've done." "OK, go on." "What if one of Keating's fellow officers killed her then leaked the names to throw us off the scent?" "In, say, Brunno Lubas's direction?" "Why would they kill her?" "Because she had evidence, or suspicions, that one of her own killed Benzal?" "No, I'm sorry." "I can't discuss Constable Keating's death with you, and... neither can Jack." "Open your mouth." "She knows more about Lubas than she's saying." "She's scared." "We need leverage." " Three guns isn't leverage?" " Not in her world." "Hi, I'm sending Lisa's prints now and biking a DNA sample, along with a bloody shard of glass from her bathroom I need you to profile." "Can we expedite?" "Sure, just give me a minute to process these three firearms and I'll get right to it." "Stop complaining." "She's 17, this girl?" "Apparently." "Christ." "I had stuff stashed under my bed when I was 17 but nothing as exciting as that." "Define "exciting"." "Not a chance." "Interesting." "What?" "There's a fine red powder inside the barrel of every one of these guns." "Gun lending?" "I know you're raising Bobby on your own but what about putting him in danger?" "Hmm?" "Did it start with a boyfriend?" "Told you that he loved you, just before he asked you to hold on to one of his guns?" "Suppose I was good cover." "And what then, he upgraded you to lending?" "Look, none of them belong to me." "I just hold on to 'em for a bit." "Pick 'em up, drop 'em off, that's it." "They're not my responsibility." "And was Brunno a regular customer?" " I'm not saying any more." " That is not going to cut it with me!" "Sit down!" "Lisa!" "Come on!" "You have to tell me what you know." "We're talking about the murder of a police officer here!" "Everyone is out there looking for him." "It's a full-scale manhunt." "You understand?" "Clarissa?" "Call you back." "Quick word?" "Right." "Definitely Brunno's blood in her bathroom and on the shard of glass." "That's not all." "Remember we found matching unidentified female DNA on Sakir and Sean Dyers' guns?" " It's hers?" " If that's not leverage, I'm retiring." "I probably shouldn't say this." "You know, in some ways - in a lot of ways - you're an impressive young woman." "We know your mum's inside, your dad left... a long time ago." "Well, kids are expensive, huh?" "They need crisps, and trainers, and PlayStation 4s and where the hell are you supposed to get that kind of money from?" "Your options are limited." "So the way you sell it to yourself is whatever happens to those guns after they leave your flat has got nothing to do with you." "You just hide them in a box for a little while, yeah?" " Yeah." " Yeah." "Like I said, I don't know what happens after I drop them, and I don't want to know." "Right, I just want to focus on two guns that DNA suggests passed through your hands." "This one was used to shoot at a police officer." "He survived." "Another man, Karim Benzal, wasn't so lucky." "He was killed with this gun, which also bears your DNA." "That one didn't come back." "Maybe, like, six weeks ago." "Can you tell me who that is?" "Sean." "Sean Dyer." "And you knew him, what, as a gun-runner?" "Who'd he work for?" "Can I ask you to leave, please?" "Yeah." "Help us Lisa, and we'll help you." "We will." "We're looking at possession and harbouring for now, but we can reduce that if you're prepared to make a deal." "What kind of deal?" "One where you don't get banged up and I throw away the key." "What, protection?" "Yes, protection, Lisa, yes." "OK?" "All right?" "Now I'm going to ask you one more time, who did Dyer work for?" "Brunno." "Tox report's back." "Blood alcohol level is... zero." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "I'm sure." "You ready, Jack?" "Let's do this." "Right." "Lowest wound - gunshot to the right thigh." "Would've grazed the femur." "Otherwise only muscle damage." "And her head was next" " to the headboard?" " Yep." "Bullet hole number one concurs with approximate location of thigh." "Next, lower back." "Anything on the scan, Nikki?" "Passed through the peritoneum." "No immediate fatal damage." "Got it." "Number two." "Next." "Upper back." "Nikki?" "Missed the heart by..." "approximately 2cm." "So, non-fatal on impact." "Just." "Number three." "Then, shot to the left shoulder..." "..and another to the right arm, both of them flesh wounds." "Jack?" " Nothing fatal yet?" " No." "Because there's not as much blood loss as I'd expect from any of these wounds." "I know." "Looks like the fatal wound was number six." "Top of the head, Nikki." "Down through the brain stem... coming through the neck and..." "Exited out of the lower sternum." "Powder ring is 4cm." "Which means we're looking at a close-range shot." "The only bullet hole left is next to her head, not her lower sternum." "And there's no exsanguination." "There should be spatter on the headboard." "There is just a small underlying pool." "No spatter at all." "If the headshot killed her, then she didn't die in this bed." "Which is why she didn't bleed heavily on the bed." "She was already dead." "So where was she killed?" "I'd say she was sitting down or standing up, given the angle of the wound." "Chair." "Nothing." "Heading out." "I think I've found the bullet hole." "But no bullet." "I think we're in business." "Got it." "She was killed by the first bullet fired, to the top of the head, just inside the front door." "She definitely didn't get a chance to put up a fight." "Back spatter, definitely consistent with the gunshot wound to the head." "So he forced his way in..." "Shot her straight away." "..carried her into the bedroom, staged it like a crazed killer and cleaned up." "Brunno knows I saw the gun." "He made no attempt to hide it, so why would he need to stage the scene" " to make it look like it was him?" " We've got Brunno armed at the scene, we've got his shoe print and blood on the mirror - it's indisputable!" "Let's not undo the good work we've done here." "What, so, so Brunno was fighting with himself in the hall?" "Jo Keating was dead at the front door." "Look, we know that Brunno was here, but maybe he didn't kill Keating?" "Maybe he was baited here by someone else?" "A third person who knew that all they had to do was leak her address and Brunno would come running." "Yeah, I get it, it's a theory." "You can't prove a negative." "What's to say that he didn't smash the window when he was setting up the stage in his frenzied state?" "What was your response time after my call?" "Nine minutes." "Nine minutes." "Brunno could have made it here from the cafe in five." "Enough time for a quick kill but definitely not enough time to stage and clean up." "That...has just put Brunno Lubas in the clear." "This person wasn't agitated or emotional." "This was a cold-blooded, efficient killer, someone confident with guns." "Are you now saying you think it was one of her own team?" "Tim Friend turned up here after you'd all gone." "He was agitated." "I think he knew something." "I think he knew that it wasn't Brunno Lubas." "If the facts keep pointing to the theory..." "Ah." "It was them." "The day Sakir was taken down, they were all there." "They had the perfect opportunity to plant the sickle." "There were dozens of officers there." "Even if there was a third person, there's nothing here to say it was the Firearms Division." "Look, the important thing is to find Brunno, and if he was here and didn't kill Keating - and that's a big "if" - then it's possible he saw who did." "Everything's going to be fine." "I hope so." "You know where I'm going to be." "Whatever you need to prove, just do it." "Can I help you?" "I've come to see Jo." "Her parents will be here tomorrow." "I didn't like the idea of her lying here alone." "You know I've lost four guys since I've joined the Firearms Division." "Really?" "One was killed at a bank raid." "Two invalided out with serious injuries." "And now Jo." "I hear she was decorated." "Who mourns them, eh?" "Not the public, not the press, not even members of our own force." "Recognition is important, but it's not what matters most." "That's not why you do what you do, is it?" "Dobrze." "What did they say?" " Do they know I didn't do it?" "No." "Did you tell them that someone was there?" " That I saw him?" "That he did this?" " Brunno, Brunno!" "They'll never believe it." "There's 5,000 euros and a passport." "You have to disappear." "I can't." "You need me here." "Look, no." "Is there anything else you want to tell me?" "OK, the passport's a fake and there's a car outside." "You have to start again, Brunno, start somewhere new." "Come with me." "How?" "How?" "How?" "!" "With Mama and the cafe, it's impossible!" "I'm sorry." "You OK?" "That's not the gun he had in his van." "Are you sure?" "That's a Beretta, he had a Webley." "We're saying it's suicide, right?" "No blood present on his hand." "What, shot himself at arm's length?" "Powder tattooing is around 5cm in diameter." "Which means that he was shot at close range, but the gun wasn't pressed to his skin." "We'll need to send a swab to Clarissa to establish GSR levels but in the meantime, I want to do an old school sodium rhodizonate test." "Check for lead residue." "No, he didn't shoot himself at all." "If he'd pulled the trigger, the concentration of lead that would have covered his hand and sleeve would be turning bright pink right now." "And that's not the gun he had in his van." "He was set up." "Yet another scene staged?" "Mama." "It's Brunno." "He's dead." "Yes, thank you, I know." " All right." " All right." "Are you going to ask me in?" "Yeah, sorry." "Come in." "Cheers." "Sheila not in?" "No, she's away." "Why?" "Thought you might want to know that they found Brunno Lubas." "That's good." "Yeah, shot himself." "Really?" "Evil bastard, eh?" "Yeah." "Right, you can get Sheila back, safe." "Yeah, yeah." "She'll be, she'll be glad about that." "Do you want a drink?" "Yeah, why not?" "Cheers." "Right." "Results of Brunno Lubas's gunshot residue." "Only trace residue." "On his hands." "He definitely didn't pull the trigger." "Now we just have to prove which of the Firearms Division did." "Hi." "Why did you call me?" "What do you want?" "Well, I just wanted you to let know that I didn't tell them anything." " Nothing?" " Nothing." "How close did they get?" "So they just let you go?" "Well, they've got me on possession." "I'm out on bail." "And you didn't mention me?" "No." "You're sweating?" "I'm scared." "I know." "Right, so what's the plan?" "Don't worry about that." "Well, who's going to be making the drops without Brunno?" "I've got plenty of people who can do it." "I don't have to mention what harm will come to Bobby if I find the police at my door." "I'm sorry, Julia, about Brunno." "Your brother's body's still warm." "Julia Lubas, I'm arresting you on suspicion of trafficking and supplying illegal firearms." "You don't have to say anything but anything you do say..." "The red powder I found on the guns from Lisa's flat, it's paprika." "I'm thinking Polish stews in commercial volumes." "Served by the Lubas Cafe?" "Brunno Lubas had foodstuffs in the back of his van." "Makes sense - smuggle the guns in the spices." "Two murders, that we know of, were carried out using your guns, and no doubt that's just the beginning." "So, ready to talk?" "We retrieved these guns from under Lisa's bed." "Recognise them?" "They were stored in paprika, high-grade Hungarian rose paprika, which we found in your cafe and in the back of Brunno's van." "Is that who you really are, Julia?" "Tough gun runner, doesn't give a shit about the wreckage?" "Huh?" "If you'd told us where Brunno was, he'd still be alive now." "That's funny." "When you moved here, your mum spent the first year cleaning, yeah?" "So you wanted a better life." "I mean, was it worth it, Julia?" "Do you think she's still going to want the cafe when she finds out it's cost her two children?" "Brunno's temper got him killed." "OK?" "And Helena, she should never have been there." "Brunno should have been, she knew nothing." "Dyer was the runner." "Brunno only gave Dyer one gun to give to Lisa." "To Lisa?" "She was the other side of the drop." "She watched them shoot Helena unarmed." "Then she ran." "No-one saw her." "Interview suspended." "Jack?" "You know, I don't expect you to understand." "We came from a good family." "When we got here, we were treated like dirt." "No, Julia." "You could have done anything." "Christ." "I mean, how do we handle this?" "I've never been in this situation before." "I'm going to have to go right to the top." "I mean, bloody Firearms Division?" "!" "Lisa was there." "She said that Helena didn't have a gun in her hand when she was shot." "She's agreed to give a full, signed statement." "Of course, the bloody CPS will doubt her credibility as a witness." "The gun lending doesn't help." "Then hopefully this will." "I've found the source of Jo Keating's address leak." "It came from a fake account set up on a proxy server on a computer within the Firearms Division base." "I mean, effectively, a public computer - well, accessed by the 200 or so armed cops that work there." "So, which one of the three was it?" "CID investigation." "Put everything down." "Stay where you are." "What have you got?" "A warrant to search the premises." "What?" "Get out!" "Let's see it." "Let's see this warrant." "Search the computers, lockers, check their bags, get the car keys out, search their cars, everything." "Geoff get your coat, I'm taking you down the station." "How long you been doing this job?" "Long enough." " From where I'm standing, I'd say too long." " Where you heading with this?" "How well do you know your team?" "And you trust them?" "All of them?" "With my life." "So, what would you do if I told you that we had a new witness who disputes all three of your officers' statements in the Helena Lubas shooting?" "What would you say?" "I'd say you were lying." "Excuse me." "Jack?" "I've just been searching Tim Friend's car." "You can't do this." "Geoff, Geoff." "It's a lie!" "This whole thing is a lie!" "Leave it." "I've lost one officer this week..." "I know, mate." "Come on." "Come on." "Come on." "Hi." "First off, I owe you an apology." "Second, you need to get down the station right away." "Thanks, Jack." "What's that?" "It's the gun that belonged to Brunno Lubas." "The one you took off him after you killed him." "We found it in your car." "I didn't kill him." "That gun can't have been in my car." "It's a mistake." " It's impossible." " I mean, how could you?" "One of your own?" "I mean, nobody gets to commit 4 murders without making a mistake, not even someone from Firearms Division, eh?" "I mean, we've got everything we need." "I told you I didn't do this." "There was no gun in my car." "I didn't shoot Brunno Lubas, or Jo Keating." "You shot Helena Lubas when she was unarmed, according to our brand-new witness, and you're not going to get your hands on this one." "Fine." "I did." "But Helena Lubas was a mistake." "A split-second decision." "I heard shots and I thought she was firing..." "Off the bike!" "Hands!" "Show me your hands!" "Drop it." "Tim?" "Tim." "It's a girl." "Take this!" "You nearly had me there, until you got to the bit where the seriously injured Monk gets up, drags himself along and plants the gun." "How low can you get?" "And then you find out about Karim Benzal and you killed him" " to protect yourself?" " No." " And what about Jo Keating?" " No." "She was your friend." "She trusted you!" "I didn't kill Jo, or Karim Benzal, or Brunno Lubas." "You don't get it, do you?" "I, I already told you, it was him." " Monk, he had the gun." " I'm not going to sit here and listen to any more of your lies." "Finding Brunno Lubas's Webley in the boot of his car seemed pretty easy, didn't it, given how thorough he was at the scenes?" "Well, he had to make a mistake some time." "Overconfident after his third, or rather fourth, kill." "Where's Jack?" "Finishing off a deep search of the base." "Why?" "We need to call Cooke, now!" "So, that's your route, we all clear?" "Excellent, follow me." "Now, every situation must be approached with one thing and one thing alone in mind - that's how to minimise the risk of injury and loss of life." "So to minimise your loss of life, we'll be starting today with soap bullets." "All out." "Training cancelled." "Move it!" "Cooke said they've got a new witness." "A girl who was there the day that Helena Lubas was shot." "There was no girl." "Cooke's saying there is." "Why would he lie?" "Cos he's grasping at straws." "If you had a problem, you should've come to me." "I never pushed, but you always knew where I was." "So I'm asking you to tell me now." "What happened?" "What did the girl see?" "He's my friend." "I can't." "Tell me!" "MOBILE PHONE RINGS" "Yup?" " Jack?" " What's up?" "We've just got some results back on the Webley." "Metabolites from the sweat we recovered in the grooves show the usual - alcohol, nicotine, codeine, but also traces of penicillamine." "Say again." "Traces of penicillamine." "Which locker's Monk's?" " Number 13." " Lee, can you open this?" "Where is he?" "Monk, where is he?" "Ward just kicked us out of the training room to speak to him." "Helena Lubas's hands were empty when Tim shot her." "He just..." "He couldn't come back from that." "Doesn't make sense." "Where did the gun in her hand come from?" "Tim was nervous in the field, yeah?" "He carried a spare gun." "Just in case." "This day he found a use for it." "He planted it in her hand." "I think he's been killing ever since, to cover his tracks." "This is not Tim." "We're a team." "First and foremost." "Strong as the weakest link." "None of us wanted to admit how weak Tim really was." "Tim was never a weak link." "I knew Jo, she was as straight as a die." "I know Tim, I've worked with him for years." " But I've never known you." " That is not true." "What's that?" "You did a pretty good clean-up on Brunno's Webley, but not quite good enough." "You see, we found sweat in the crevices, and in the sweat - penicillamine." "It counteracts potential lead poisoning after a gunshot wound." "Now Tim Friend, he's never been shot and I found these in your locker." "You took the Webley from Brunno after you shot him and planted it in Tim's car as insurance." "Or did you know he suspected you?" "Don't be ridiculous." "I get it." "You're working your way through every member of Firearms Division and now it's my turn?" "Tell him to get out." "You showed up at Keating's, venting your grief, kicking the door, fighting those tears." "Why, that was..." "That was some performance, that." "It wasn't a performance." "I loved Jo." "Oh, yeah, you loved her so much that you killed her." "She opened the door and turned her back to let you in." "She trusted you and you shot her from behind in cold blood." "Like a coward." "SHE was the coward!" "It's all about loyalty, Jack." "Do you know what it feels like when your jaw shatters?" "What it's like to have your mouth wired shut for three months?" "To know that... that you will never feel the same man again?" "And yet, the only thing everyone else is concerned about is whether scum like Helena Lubas deserved what they got." "That brush with death brings you so much closer to life and you want to hold on to that as tight as you can." "Jack Hodgson, forensics?" "It's a second chance, right?" "I wasn't going to let Karim Benzal take that from me." "So you tortured and murdered an innocent man to protect yourself?" "To protect the team." "Huh." "Tim made a mistake - a human error - a split-second decision and Helena Lubas was the casualty of that." "You've murdered three people in cold blood." "And you're going to spend the rest of your second chance paying for it." "Get in there now!" "All clear, stand down." "Jack?" "Jack!" "Jack." "Jack, come on, mate!" "Thank God." "What is this?" "Training bullets." "Made of soap." "But why?" "I couldn't be sure." "Jack." "You OK, mate?" "You all right?" "Jack?" "Mama?" "Mama!" "Mama!" "Make us a wee cup of tea, would you?" "Thanks." "They've reopened the Helena Lubas inquest." "Who says?" "Sharpe." "What the?" "We would've done balloons and a banner but..." " there was no time." " Yeah, I get it." "Good luck." " Get in the car!" " In the car." "Drive!" "Chris Chandler and Kate Blair, both pronounced dead by paramedics." "Single entry wound to the temple." "Two entry wounds to the throat and chest." "What we doing here, Sarge?" "It's an old case." "Your sister's boyfriend, Chris, did you get on with him?" "Was Chris involved in drugs?" "Chris was the straightest guy you ever met." "We heard there was an altercation." "My wife of ten years is dead." "She's young." "Does she know what she's doing?" "Listen, I'm more than happy to..." "She knows what she's doing." "If we're missing a body..." "The killer must've taken it from the scene." "We've been looking down the wrong end of the telescope." "Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd Sync:" "NetLion"

"And... set." "What is this?" " We're just trying to get... we're trying to get to the bottom of it." "Bottom of what?" "What are you, a fucking, uh, private investigator?" "Give me a break." "You..." " It's an interview." "What?" " It's an interview." "All right, then let my..." "I'll tell you stories about..." "I have a lot of funny stories about Hector that I could tell you." "And I'll tell you about our lives." "I mean, I want everybody to know everything." "I want the public to know, but..." "The public..." "...don't fucking get insulting, you know?" "You don't tell me how I should have lived my life." "L'll tell you what happened." "Well, it's your versión of it." "Yes, it is my versión of it." "You... if you wanted somebody else's versión of it, you should have had somebody else come." "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" " Yeah!" "# Hey hey hey hey... #" " Whoo!" "Puchi, they can't find Hector." "They keep calling." "Tell 'em l'm not in!" "L..." "I told them that already." "Tell 'em l'm walking the dog." "Tell 'em..." "I don't give a shit." "Tell 'em the same old fucking story." "Eddie, let's go." "Tito." " What?" "I don't wanna have to go out looking for you too when we get home, okay?" "Don't come over here." "Hi, babe." "Come here." "Help me, baby, please." "But he's driving so slow." "What's the problem?" "Who's this fucking driver, Eddie?" "Where did you find him?" "Hey, hurry up." "Come on." "Don't..." "Where are we going?" " Where do you think we're going?" "Where are we always going when we're doing this crazy shit to you every single time?" "Can you please hurry up?" "It's your birthday?" " No, it's not my birthday." "Look she's..." "Hey, you want your sandwich?" "I love you." "You always love me when you're high." "And I'm always high." "I don't wanna look, man." "L'm looking the other way." "You need to wake up a little bit." "Here." "Here." "Oh!" " Oh!" "Mmm!" " This..." "Careful, what's all this down here?" "Ooh hoo hoo!" "I love this life." "Hector, Hector..." "Let's go." "Move back, move back." " Come on, get out of the way." "We're late." "Get out of the way." "Let's go, let's go." "Come on, let's go." "Ralphie, relax." "We're here, all right?" "This is your problem." "You should have gotten here on time." "Come on." "Let's go, come on." "Leave him alone!" "What are you doing?" "Today he got here early." "Ladies and gentlemen, the singer of all singers," "Hector Lavoe!" "THE SINGER" "# I... #" "# Am the singer #" "# You've come to listen to #" "# The best #" "# Of my songs # # l'll sing them all to you # # l'll sing to a life #" "# Of laughter and sorrows #" "# I sing to the bad times #" "# Sing to the good times #" "# You came to have a good time #" "# And paid at the door #" "# There's no time for sadness #" "# Come on singer, begin. #" "My people!" "Madison Square Garden... he filled that place up like that." "You understand?" "Hector was the biggest." "And not only New York... all over the world, people loved Hector." "1985..." "that was the best year." "It was the end of the good times." "After that, it just..." "You want me to sit over here?" "Oh yeah, but I love salsa." "I love to dance." "Should I take off my coat?" " Sure." "Go ahead." "It... oh my God, it brings back so many memories." "We had so many good times in here, forget it." "Hector was such a joker." "He was so funny." "That's what I want everybody to know." "I want 'em to know how funny he was, how much we laughed, how much fun we had." "That's the thing with Hector:" "He didn't know how much people loved him." "And sometimes, you know, it would seem like he didn't want to know." "It was weird." "But he had it all." "At that time, he had all... he had everything." "And he had me." "Yeah, for more than 20 years." "Ask these walls." "Yeah, we all seen better days." "# You walk soundlessly #" "# Full of the colors of Avon #" "# And whatever cowboy's arm #" "# Around your waist #" "# I have not seen you in so long #" "# Darling, when you die #" "# I will still keep the two #" "# Wwhite azucenas #" "# Which you gave me #" "# When I sent you away. #" "Avuelda, get me a drink, please." "Hey hey hey, give me a hand with this." "Eh?" " You wanna get in?" "Give me a hand with this." "Grab that and follow me." "#..." "You don't know #" "# I am Boricua... # - # With my machete in my hand #" "I thought you were with the band." "Yeah, I thought you were with the band." "We're in, man, we're in." "That's all." "What's your name?" " Eddie." "Hector." " Hector." "A pleasure, man, a pleasure." "# If I could one day #" "# I would climb up to the stars #" "# I would take you with me #" "# To where nobody could see us #" "# Pay no attention to the people #" "# Just stay the course #" "# And love me even more #" "# If this is a scandal # # lt's more shameful to not know how to love. #" "You know how some people..." "they struggle for years?" "Not him." "It was like he was prepared for it, you know, like he always knew he was gonna make it." "I mean, he was musical even when he was insulting someone." "But like I say, he... it's like he always knew it was gonna happen for him, you know what I mean?" "It all just came to him." "That was one of his problems, one of his other problems:" "Everything just came to him." "Excuse me." "Having a good time?" "What, are you guys lost or something?" "You lost?" "Not at all.?" "Como esta?" "Johnny Pacheco." "Fa..." "Fania, man." "Fania Records, guy." "L've been hearing a lot about you." "We've checked you out." "You're good, man, really good." " Thanks a lot, man." "I know you too." "Willie Colon, man." "A pleasure, really." "Trombones, no saxophones." "I mean... you changed everything." "I mean..." "Hell." "A pleasure, man." "I mean..." "Thanks." "I don't speak Spanish." "I like you too, man." "Do you guys believe in destiny?" "Well, I do." "I believe destiny brought us to this club tonight." "I believe that you two guys have been destined to perform together." "I believe that together, boys, you will take this town by storm." "You both have what each other needs." "You are Puerto Rico." "Willie's from New York." "Call this...'salsa'... a sauce, like gumbo a mix of mambo, rumba, plena, jazz, merengue." "You'll cook it up." "I say... why not, man?" "Damn." "Right here, right here." " Bro." "Bro, you speak English?" " Of course, of course, man." "$2.50... you'll take me to the Bronx?" " Yeah yeah." "Hey..." " Huh?" "You're..." "Buddy, tell you what:" "You sing, I'll drive." "Sing, bro, the meter's running." "Listen, I want people to know something:" "God couldn't have given me a better baby sister and couldn't have given her a better brother." "Happy birthday, my little Puchi." "Happy birthday, Puchi!" "# Cornbread, hog maw and chitterlings #" "# Cornbread, hog maw... #" " Oh cuchi cuchi cuchi cuchi." "# Cornbread, hog maw and chitterlings #" "# Cornbread, hog maw... #" " Mommy eating cuchifrito..." "# Cornbread, hog maw and chitterlings#" "# Cornbread... #" " Piglet piglet." "# Cornbread, hog maw and chitterlings#" "# Cornbread... #" "Are you in the right apartment?" "I think so." "Happy birthday." "For me?" "Yeah." " Who invited you?" "Oh, chocolates." "How sweet." "I heard you singing." "Yeah?" "Yeah." "You're famous, right?" "Trini Lopez..." "that's who you are." "Yeah, that's me." "That's me." "You can call me Trini." "You're funny." " Yeah." "But your pants are even funnier." "What do you mean?" "These are $5 pants." "Bad." "Bad?" "L'm not bad." " Yeah." "L'm being me..." "not mean, just honest." "Hey, man." " Lil' bro." "What's up, man?" " You know, Hector, I'm so glad you could make it." "Thank you." " Take it." "Little sister, I see you touching that, I'm gonna kill you." "Yeah." " Give us a minute." "Let me give you a little brotherly advice:" "Don't fuck with her unless you're gonna fuck with her." "Hey... you wanna fuck with her, fuck with her." "Got it?" "Nice one, man." "Have fun." " All right." "Look, I'll show you." "It's not like a cigarette, man." "You gotta hold it like this." "Go like this." "Hold it in?" " Mm-hmm." "How's that?" " For how long?" "Do you feel anything?" "Keep going." "# That I asked of you # # to the best of your knowledge #" "# if you knew that nowhere in life was there... #" "Are you okay?" " # Another love... #" "No no no no!" "Not on the sofa." "Not on the sofa." "Okay." " Okay?" "Mm-hmm." "Okay." " Okay." "Come on." " Okay." "Come on." "Are you okay?" "Ooh." "Okay." " All right." "All right?" " Mm-hmm." "Tell me your name, baby." "Come on." "I don't want you to die without knowing your name." "What's your name?" " Uh, Hector." "Hector." "Hector what?" " Huh?" "Hector what?" " Perez." "Hector Perez." "Okay." "Well, don't die on my birthday, Hector Perez, okay?" "Oh, man, I woke up in her arms, man." "It was beautiful." "It was beautiful, man." "It was like..." "I don't know, you know." "I just took care of business." "Yeah?" "What kind of business?" "Oh, man, just... just..." "she gave me life back." "That good, huh?" " Damn, no." "Actually, it was that bad." "We drank, we smoked, we danced, and then I threw up all over the poor girl." "I was so high and so dizzy, man." "I never wanna do that shit again." "I didn't know where I was." "I didn't know who I was." "Oh, man, that's the best impressión you can make with Puerto Rican girls..." "is being sick." "Marriage, brother, marriage." "You vomit, you marry." "They're natural-born nurses, man." "I think she liked me, man." "Jerry used to be a cop, became a lawyer." "Now he's a..." "now he's a thief, robbing every Latin musician blind, but he's all we got, man." "That's all I gotta say." "Hold on, let me look at you for a second, man." "Let me see." "No boogers... you look good, man, decent, you know?" " No way." "Now, hey, we gotta be careful in there, though." "You know, we just..." "we'll just play it off and, you know, see where it takes us." "It's a big day." " It's a big day for you." "Oh yeah, oh yeah." " Big day for us." "First we cut a record and then we do a tour." "It'll be a'60s approach you know, but Spanish." "Now we are a young company, but, you know, we're looking to do bigger and better things, you know, more mainstream things, you know." "The black musicians have, uh, Motown," "Stax Records." "Now the Latin musicians are gonna have their own label..." "Fania Records." " Fania Records, yeah." "I know." "L-l-l..." "I buy..." "I buy your records, man." "Then you know what you're getting into." "Now, Hector, do you have a lawyer?" " Yeah, we have a..." "We have a good lawyer." " Yeah." "Oh, okay, good good." " Very... he's... he's... he's very good." "Yeah." "He's very good." "He's... he's..." "but you're an honest guy, so I didn't bring him, you know?" "L'm the only guy." "Mmm." " There's one more thing... and we all gave this a lot of thought..." "It wasn't me." "Me neither." "No no no, it's something someone suggested and I agree." "That name's gotta go, man." "Who gotta go?" " Your name." "Uh, it really doesn't mean anything." "Uh, it's, uh... it's too common, like Smith." "Perez is like Smith?" "Uh, yes." "Yes." "Um, it's, uh... it's... it's like an unemployment-line name, you know?" "Oh, yeah." " Uh, no offense." "And you want a name that the unemployment line is gonna look up to." "Ah, like Smith." "L..." "I understand." "No no no." "Like Lavoe." "Like La what?" "'La voe'...'the voice' in French." "Yeah." "Sounds fancy." "But won't they think I'm French or something, singing in Spanish?" " No no no." "Hector, see, look, you're clearly Puerto Rican." "I mean, you're gonna be..." " l'm just playing with you, man." "Come on, man." "He was corny." "He was funny." "He was corny." "I remember the first time that we were together." "It was very impressive." "Nothing but the best for me." "Oh, Hector." "Oh, it hurts." "Oh, it hurts." "Yeah?" "What, me?" "No, the back seat." "Okay..." "Oh, come on, baby." "You okay?" "Yeah." "What's the first thing you're gonna do?" "When?" "When you're famous, silly." "Come here." "Why are you so sure that I'm gonna be famous?" "Because I know these things, that's why." "I want a family." "And a brand-new Cadillac." "This way we don't have to make love in this shit." "My brother liked Cadillacs." "Whatever happened to your brother?" "He died when he got here." "He was gonna take care of me." "Well, we'll take care of each other, okay?" "Okay, let's eat, eh?" " Okay." "Babe, these are the best beans in life." "The best beans." "Why do you think I still live here?" "L'm not going anywhere." "Where were you raised on the island?" "Oh, um, no, on this island." "Here?" " Right here." "I don't even remember what a palm tree looks like." "It doesn't matter where she was raised, 'cause she got me now... palm trees, beaches, pork hash... in person." "It's like Berlitz dining." "Maybe, uh, one day I'll get back to Puerto Rico." "L'll get there." "What did I say?" "You're there." "Next you'll meet my father." "He thinks he owns the island." "Doesn't he?" "We're from Ponce." "All of our family still lives there." "Hector and I are the only ones here." " Mmm." "The only ones left." " So... how long have you guys known each other?" "Oh, days." "But it's destiny." "Mmm." "And your family?" "They live here?" "Mm-hmm." "Oh, I forgot." "You don't speak Spanish." "I do." "I do speak..." "Well, what does your family do?" "Sell dope." "Yeah." "Why, are you with the FBI or something?" "Because we should get that out of the way right now." "What are you...?" "You know what, Hector?" "I came here to eat, not to be grilled." "Ay, no." "Ay no." "No, hold on." "Priscilla's with the Ponce police." "Babe, this has been my life, okay?" "Lt's okay." "What do you mean, it's okay?" "Lt's not okay." "Priscilla, what's with you?" "L'm sorry." "I didn't mean to come on that way." "L'm just trying to do what a mother, a sister, a father has to do." "Don't take it like that." "L..." "Okay?" "We happy again?" "We're home now." "We're gonna be living here, all of us." "Let's not fight." "Let's be happy." "Musical conductor..." "the great Johnny Pacheco!" "One of the great singers of Fania," "Hector Lavoe!" "Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen," "Willie Colon!" "Willie!" "Yeah, oh yeah." "Hey hey, Willie." "It's cool, I'll get you later, faggot." "Come on." "Eddie?" "Hey..." "It's happy hour, bro." "You in or out, man?" "Yeah, the wonder of life, brother." "You like?" "Babe, can you move your ass so that I can see her ass, please?" "You can't even handle ass like that." "You wanna make a bet?" " This one you can touch." "This one you can have." "This one is yours." "That one... forget it." "Ay ay ay." "You don't wanna change the channel?" "Huh?" "You wanna watch TV?" "Is that what you want?" "You wanna watch Iris Chacon, baby?" "Iris Chacon?" "You don't wanna watch 'The Puchi Show'?" "Do you think this will end?" "What?" "This." "It just started, didn't it?" "I always wanted somebody like you, Puchi." "Always." "Mm-hmm." "I have a surprise." "Hold on." "Oh, yeah?" "'The Puchi Show.'" "'The Puchi Show.' 'The Puchi Show.'" "No no no no." "What are you, nuts?" "Come on, you know I don't like that stuff." "Put it away." "But you like me, right?" "# What a mess, eh #" "# Boy boy boy boy boy #" "# What a mess, eh #" "# Boy boy boy boy boy #" "# What a mess, eh #" "# Boy boy boy boy boy #" "# What a mess, eh #" "# Boy boy boy boy boy. #" "You don't wanna make it too hot, though." "Oh, that... that's good, that's good." " No no no no, that's good." "That's good." " Yeah yeah." "Good, that's good." "You like it?" "Right there it was..." "it... it's good, but trust me on this, it's..." "It feels good to be a Nuyorican holding up a trombone instead of a tray or a hotel elevator." " Yeah." "Mmm." " That's some good shit, right?" "Crime pays, Hector." " Yeah." "You there?" " Stand by, guys." "We're gonna listen." "Get her out of here." "I believe that I was..." " The police is here?" "The one who was invited to be here at 6:00." " What's she doing?" "Get her out of here." "Because I do own the place." "Her and Carmen are getting into a little altercation." " Get out of here." "Hector." " Who do you think you are?" "Get her the fuck out of here, Eddie." "I think you might need some of this." "Did she recognize Carmen?" " Carmen's gone." "Eddie's taking her away." " Get her out." "What is she doing now?" "She's staring at us right now." " Oh, shit." "Okay." "Where are you going, bro?" "I gotta go to the bathroom." " Oh, shit, man." "Hi, Willie." " Hello." "Hey." " Hey, everybody." "Hey, Puchi, Puchi." "Hey, babe." " Hey, baby." "How are you doing?" " L'm okay." "I was just talking about you." " Oh, really?" "Yeah, I was looking out the window and I was looking at the stars." "I don't see no windows here." "No?" " No." "Well, you know what the stars were saying?" "What?" " The stars were saying," "'Puchi, I love you, I love you, I love you.'" "I heard that in a soap opera once." "Oh, you haven't heard nothing yet, baby." "Hector, stop it." " Wha... I'm late." "I was just talking to Willie about that, babe." "Two hours you keep me waiting like that." "Weeks late." "You gotta stop playing around with silly little bitches, okay?" "Let go." "Thank you." "L'll wait for you outside." "He looked like an innocent Jibaro choirboy, but he wasn't, let me tell you." "And we were both pregnant for him at the same time." "The other woman in question..." "at this point it doesn't really matter 'cause that wasn't meant to be." "Right?" "I mean, I am the only woman." "I don't know who else was with him for 20 years, do you?" "You know something I don't know?" "If you put it that way, will you marry me, Puchi?" "L'm gonna marry this woman because I love her." "Baby, yes, no?" "Yes, you'd better marry me." "The burundanga." "# That my buddy found #" "# What a mess, eh #" "# Boy boy boy boy boy #" " I love you." "# What a mess, eh #" "# Boy boy boy boy boy. #" "Wait." " Here!" "He'll be here." "Zaida, give me a cigarette, please." "Here?" "Okay okay okay." "Wait here." "Here." "It's okay, Tito, baby." "Where is he?" "You're the manager, right?" "Baby, you look beautiful, Puchi." "Baby, beautiful." "Hector ain't here yet, okay?" "It took two years and a baby to get here." "Where the hell is he?" "He's coming, baby." "Just calm down." "Were you at the bachelor party?" "Of course I was in the bachelor party." "Baby, calm down." "You're in a church." " You're telling me to calm down?" "L'm getting married here." "You see there's a wedding going on here and he's not here yet?" "What kind of managing is that?" "# A la la le #" "# A la la le le le le le #" "# La. #" "Hey, Puchi." " Oh shit." "Hey hey, Puchi." "Puchi..." " Shut up, Eddie." "I called you." "Y-you didn't call me back." " Shut up." "What?" " Willie, where's the ring?" "Where's that..." "where... where's the ring?" "Get the ring." " Oh, man." "Fuck." "Hector." "Hector!" "Stand up, honey." "We're getting married." "Come on, get up." " Aren't we married already?" "Uh, do you, Hector..." "He does." "Hector, say 'I do.'" "I do." "Do you, Puchi..." " I do." "Anybody object?" "Sorry, Father, there's no more beer left?" "Are you sure?" "There." " I think it's best if I now pronounce you man and wife." "This one?" " That one." "Thank you very much." "Where is she?" "Ah, God, look." "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Rumbero of the East # - # Sing, my people #" "# The thing here is now going well #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Everyone is saying that I'm hot #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Let them criticize, let them criticize #" "# Sing, my people #" "# La la la la la la la #" "# Let them hear that I don't cry #" "# La la la la la la la la #" "# And your grandmother, Pacheco, where is she?" "#" "# La la la la la la la la #" "# At the corner, my people are singing #" "# La la la la la la la la # # l'm the peasant of Puerto Rico #" "# La le lo la le lo la le lo la # - # La le lo lai le lo lai le lo lai #" "# La la la la la la la la la la #" "# Let them hear that I don't cry #" "# La la la la la la la la la la la # # lt's nothing, it's nothing #" "# La la la la la la la la la #" "# La la la la la la la la la #" "# La la la la la la la la la #" "# La la la la la la la la la #" "# Listen #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people #" "# Sing, my people. #" "# Oh lei lei, lei lei lei lei, lei lei lei #" "# Lei lei... #" "# Lei la... #" "# Lei... #" "# Oh lo lo lo, lei lei, lei lei lei #" "# La la la, la la la... #" "But people loved him." "It was like, with all his faults and all his fuck-ups, it just made him more like one of them." "And it was funny, you know." "It was like the bigger Hector got, the more he grew as an artist, it was like the deeper he sank as a person, as a human being, you know what I mean?" "He was like," "I don't know." "Why aren't there lights over here?" " I can reach it." "I can reach it." "Okay, perfect." " There we go." "Oh, look, it's almost like sitting on it." "Right, boy?" "Yeah." " It's cute." "Santa, remember Tito's train, please!" "The boy forgot." "And he really wants one." "He forgot to put it in his letter." "He only told me this morning." "Please." "He's been such a good boy." "What do you think?" "Is that gonna work?" "I got connections, son." "Santa... we..." "we go way back." "# December's here again #" "# That means it's time for Christmas #" "# Children wait for Santa #" "# Reindeer and his sleigh... #" "Who's there?" "# Grandma likes to decorate... #" " Who is it?" "# While everyone celebrates... #" " Is that Santa Claus?" "# Christmas... #" " Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!" "Tito, look!" "This is all for you, little boy... a present from Santa Claus." "Tell his father he's a good boy." " Okay." "Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!" "Agh!" "L'm okay." "# Lo lai le lo le, lo lai le lo la #" "# Though you don't want me to #" "# I came to sing #" "# And cheer everyone up #" "# With a voice of happiness #" "# I bring harmony to your sacred home #" "# Let me bring harmony #" "# To your sacred home. #" "Number one, baby." "To life!" "# This ain't living, this ain't living #" "# No no, baby... #" "That's it." " # This ain't living... #" "# No no no no #" "# Inflation #" "# No chance... #" " Whoo!" "Yeah, baby." "# To increase... #" "# Finance #" "# Bills pile up sky high... #" "That finger, man." "# Send that boy off #" "# To die #" "# Oh, make me wanna holler... #" "# The way they do my life #" " She's acting like a whore, Willie." "Hey, don't dance for her." "# Yeah, make me wanna holler #" " Don't dance with her, make her dance for you." "# The way they do my life #" "# Oh, baby... #" "No, it was the '70s." "We all did it." "When I first met Hector, I didn't do anything, though." "I didn't..." "I did nothing." "I didn't drink." "I didn't smoke." "I didn't do nothing." "But then, you know..." "Whoo!" "We had a good time." "Yeah." "Ah!" "She has pretty hair." " She does, right?" "Yeah." " Right." "You always wanted to be with a woman, right?" "Why, you like that?" "L'd like that." "Come on." "Okay, but you go first, okay?" "With him." "Are you fucking retarded or something?" "Come on, babe, it will turn me on." " What the fuck?" "What's wrong with that?" " That's Willie." "That's a fucking man." "It'll turn me on." "You do him..." "Yeah yeah." "...and then I'll do her." "I don't wanna make you jealous." " Okay?" "I don't know what's, uh, normal for other people, but it was normal for us." "#..." "It makes me wanna holler #" "# And throw up both my hands #" "# Oh, ow!" "#" "# Panic #" "# Is spreading #" "# God knows where #" "# We're heading, oh... #" "Great." "Great." "Just great." "L'm not his babysitter, Ralphie." "L'm his wife, in case you forgot." "How could I forget?" "You remind me every day." "Then go get him." " Ralphie..." "Get in your car, Ralphie, and go get him if you know where he is." "Ralphie, give her a break, man." " Tonight's not another night." "I don't care if he makes you wait." "He's not gonna make me wait." "Oh, fuck you very much, Willie." " I worked too hard to get to stand on that fucking stage." " Oh, did you really, Willie?" "Why is she here?" " Hello, you know, Willie's right." "You know, he's fucking up again, as usual." "Did... did anybody ask for their money back?" "I don't know, Eddie." "Were they upstairs at the ticket office asking for their money back?" "Did they?" "No, Puchi." "No, but one day they will." "Fuck, man." "The dog ate the car keys, man." "I had to borrow the neighbor's car to get here, man." " That's a good one." "Hi, babe." " You don't have a dog." "Everybody, just give us a fucking second!" "Oh, fuck you." " Are you fucking happy with yourself?" "I don't know." "What did I do, man?" "Lt's a true story." "Don't fucking listen to them." " It's me, Hector, not the others." "I like to fuck around too, but I take this seriously." "Oh, so do I, man." "Willie, you're gonna have a heart attack, man." "Relax." " Hector, I wanted you in my band because I saw you had a one-in-a-million voice." "And you're a good man." "You're my best friend, my family." "And we've gotten far." "Listen, you wanna fuck yourself up, you do it on your own time, not on mine, you understand?" "You need help..." "I'll help, but you gotta help me too." "You know, Willie," "I think you're talking to the wrong guy." "It's me." "Yeah." " Yeah?" "Lt's you?" "Fuck you, 'it's you.' I know it's you." "L'm not Puchi." "L'm not Jerry." "L'm not Ralph." "It's me." "I love you, man." "If this is about love, you try loving yourself." "I get plenty of love and I still get here on time." "All right." " All right?" "L'm your brother." "Yeah." " Come on, let's kill'em." "Did you wash your fucking hands?" " Yeah, they're clean." "Let's go." "We're ready." "Are you ready, New York?" "The Fania All-Stars!" "Um, I'm really lucky I have you." "I know." "Oh, well maybe..." "maybe I don't." "I was driving here tonight... and I almost hit a fucking cow." "Shut the fuck up." "Eh, what?" "You got a question or something?" "Wow, relax." "The president curses." "He lies." "Where were you?" "Uh-huh." "Check it out." "# Get out of the way so I can take your place #" "# Get out of the way #" "# Get out of the way so I can take your place #" "# Get out of the way #" "# Let the girlies dance #" "# So they can have a good time, yeah man #" "# I don't care what they say #" "# Because I'm a shark #" "# Get out of the way so I can take your place #" "# Get out of the way #" "# Get out of the way so I can take your place #" "# Get out of the way. #" "I want my money." "After the show..." "my money." "Get 'em, Willie Colon." "Let the music play on!" "Let music roll." "Yeah!" "Ah, Puerto Rico, man." "Is Puerto Rico your home?" "You can call this Nuyorico." "Oh, you like to be here!" "Babe, you believe this?" "Lt's crazy." "I always did, remember?" "Oh, yeah." "I love you, babe." "And you're here with me." "I love you too." "Even when it looks like I don't..." "I do." "I know." "That for Christmas?" "For later." "Yeah?" " Or for now." "Ahoooo!" "Hey, fuck you." "Fuck you." "Hello?" "L'm back." "Hector." "Tito?" "Hey, Mom." " Where's your father?" "I don't know." "He was here somewhere." "Puchi, enough, bitch." "Leave me alone." "Your son could have started a fire!" " Leave me the fuck alone, man." "You could have started a fire too!" " Puchi, enough." "At 10:00 at night, he's over there eating alone!" " The baby was fine." "The gas is on..." " He was fine before you got here, huh?" "...while you're doing Lord knows what." "This is our home." " The baby..." "What about this?" " Enough." "You leave this around?" "What, you're starting to believe that shit?" "What's wrong with you?" " Ah, please, Puchi." "Papi..." "What, are you that big fucking guy on the album cover now, you can't even put it away?" " Papo gave me that fucking gun, okay?" "Who fucking cares who gave it to you?" " Oh, fuck you, man." "This is bullshit." "Fuck it." " Oh, that's right." "Go ahead, leave." "Yeah, okay." " Walk away just like you always do." "Nothing happened." " Don't fucking say..." "Your father doesn't fucking hate you, your mother's not dead and... and your brother's in Harlem scoring dope somewhere." " Yeah?" "Enough!" "Who the fuck do you think you are, huh?" "You wanna be a man?" "You wanna be a fucking man, huh?" "Be a man." "Huh?" "Shut up." "Get out." "Ah, yes." " Get out." "Get out." "Why don't you get out?" "Get out." "Get out!" "Now!" "I said..." " Listen to me." "Shut the fuck up." "Listen to me." " Get out!" "Oh, yeah." "Huh?" " Let go of me." "Let go of me, Hector." "Huh, Puchi?" "Huh?" "L'm gonna tell you something." "You're finally going to listen to me, okay?" "Fuck you!" "How's that?" "Whore, fuck it." "Doorman?" "Yes, is this the doorman?" "Don't give him his keys." "No, he's drunk." "Okay?" "Yeah, no." "Thank you." "I know it's tough, bro, but you have two problems." "And I don't know which one's harder to quit." "You?" "Me neither, man." "But one'll kill you." "And I love her." "I can't help it, you know?" "I think she loves you too, man." "We had a great show last night, gonna have another one tonight." "It's all gonna be good." "We got so much more to do, bro, and you're right there, front and center, bro." "And I'm right behind you, you know?" "I got your back, bro." "Hector, I just..." "I just want you to say that you're gonna try to make it work." "I want you to say that you're gonna spend more time with Tito." "I want you to say that you're gonna stop with all the drugs." "And I want you to say that you love me, because I love you, baby, and I want us to be together." "Is that too much?" "Isn't that what you want?" " You know what's funny is that... I'm not the only one fucking up here, Puchi." "You know that." "Puchi, you want it all, but I can't promise you all that... all that in one night." "I can't." "L'd be lying to you, baby." "And you can't either." "You can't sit there with a straight face and tell me that you're ready to promise all that either." "There's no way." "I don't like talking about what hurts me." "That's just the way I am, and you know that." "And you don't like it either." "That's us." "Look..." "Look at me." "What we had was like an old-fashioned type of love, you know?" "Not like this new..." "this new-wave soulmate type of shit, you know?" "It was good." "It was bad." "It was beautiful." "And for the first time in our lives we had everything that we'd never had." "Yeah, I know what you're thinking, but love is never perfect when it's real love, all right?" "Lt's not his problem." "It's not his problem." "It's your problem." "Jerry, please." " And you're my problem." "Please, bro." " This is the last time he does this." "Let's go, let's go!" "Hey, what's going on?" "Willie." "Fuck, man, you're not gonna believe this shit." "You're not gonna believe this shit, man." "You're right, I won't." "Hey, what's with you, man?" "Huh?" "No no no." "Listen, let me explain it..." "Brother, let me explain to you." " Hec..." "This is not another story, man, really." "Hector, bro, this is the third time this month." "I can't deal with your crazy shit anymore, man." "I quit." "The band is yours." "It's that simple." "You can be late all you want to." "Wait a minute, look, let's go someplace." "Let's go someplace, man." "Let's smoke a joint." "Let's talk, just me and you, plea..." "Brother, I-I was stuck in traffic, man." " Yeah?" "Please believe me." " I told Ralphie to cancel all our gigs." "L'm moving on." "You do the same." "L'll work with you, but not on the same stage." "Go home, Hector." " You're making a mistake, man." "Eh, you know what?" "Fuck you." "Just get some rest, man." "# The festival and the chapel with their chanting #" "# Highlight the emotion of the town #" "# And the trembling lustful notice #" "# Catalina la O... #" "This is the best thing that could have happened, okay?" "Now is your time, okay?" "He is nothing without you." "Fuck him, all right?" "Lt's not that... it's not that you were always late." "It's that he was always too early." "It's a lot more than that, Puchi." "It's a lot more than that." "I mean, Will..." "W-Willie was like my brother." "I know he was like your brother and he'll always be like your brother, okay?" "You are the show." "Everybody knows that, Hector." "Let him go out there and try and sing with that squeaky little voice of his and see how far he gets." "Forget it." "It's his loss." "All right?" "This had to happen." "This is the way it's supposed to be, okay?" "Lt's gonna be all right, baby." "Now 'the man who opens his mouth' is going to sing," "Hector Lavoe, come on!" "By 1975, Hector had recorded 12 albums;" "he had seven number-one hits;" "he had drugs; he had a wife;" "he had a kid;" "he had a family;" "he had other women... everything you need for a good guy to break down." "Go away, take a vacation." "Hector?" "Baby, are you okay?" "Lt's okay." "Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and you see your husband just sitting there like he's a character from a horror movie." "And all you can think is," "'Shit, it's my fault.'" "He was hurting inside." "He couldn't..." "he couldn't hold it in anymore, you know?" "So his body... his body just shut down." "Men like Hector, they don't..." "they don't get therapy." "They don't go to AA or anything like that, you know?" "But we... we... nobody ever knew about that stuff because we kept our private lives very private." "Mom, are we going to the hospital today?" "Uh, no, sweetie, not today." "Next week." "Next week." " You always say that." "I know, but... but I promise." "Come on, honey, be good." "Just get dressed." "L'll be there in two minutes." "I love you." "Going to a dance?" "You know, he's your brother, but he's my husband too." "So give me a break, okay?" "I wish I could, but you know, from the first day you met him, and from the first day I met you," "I had a bad feeling." "His father never wanted him to come here so he'd never have to meet people like you." "I always wanted to tell you that." " Well, you said it." "Are you happy now?" "You know what?" "Ciao, Priscilla." "Mind your business." "Go get fucked and all that." "You know, you may not like my kind, but he doesn't seem to mind it much." "Yeah?" "Look where he is." "I hate the food in this place, man." "How's Tito?" "Does he listen to you?" "Yeah." "I miss you." "I miss you." "I do." "Do I look crazy to you?" "Baby, let's go home." "Dad!" " Hey, son." "Oh, Ave Maria." "You look good." "I missed you, boy." "Look at you." "Look at this." "Looks like my grandfather's night table." "Well, take your medication." "I don't want you going crazy on me tonight." "No?" "Okay." "Ralphie called." "What did he want?" "What do you think?" "Had a bunch of stuff lined up... shows in Los Ángeles, Europe, Caracas, you know." "But I spoke to him." "I handled it." "They're not gonna be fucking with you like they did before." "I told him that first you had to get back to spending time with your son... making love to your wife." "You hear me?" "What is it, baby?" "You nervous?" "Yeah." "L'm..." "I'm straight." "That makes me nervous." "I know." "Hope you're listening." "Yes." "Mm-hmm." "# Aguanile #" "# Aguanile #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Ay aguanile aguanile #" "# Aguanile #" "# Give me water I'm thirsty and want to drink #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may #" "# Aguanile aguanile may may. #" "You ever seen a coqui sing?" "Seen one in the Bronx?" "No." "That's right." "You've never seen one because you can't see them." "They're there." "You can hear them, but you can't see them." "And they only sing one song." "And it's two notes..." "Just like that, all their life, their whole life." "They're born to do that." "And they live everywhere in Puerto Rico." "And they can't survive anywhere else in the world." "I guess you're a little bit like the coqui, huh, Hector?" "Fuck, man, you can be depressing." "Yeah." "Look at me." "What, am I in love with a frog?" "Don't be, you know, fucking depressing." "Don't be depressing?" "Instead of..." "I have a dyslexic one." "He goes..." "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Corso." "We have a surprise guest for you tonight..." "Mr. Ruben Blades." "Hello." "L'm Ruben Blades and tonight I'm here to give someone a present." "I wrote this song for Hector Lavoe, someone I really admired since I was a kid who wanted to be a singer." "I remember when I went over there to Panama with Willie Colon." "Damn." " After I sing it for you, it's his." "It's called 'El Cantante.'" "It goes like this." "# A la le #" "# Le le #" "# My best testaments #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments. #" "Hey, look, I'm buying..." "What the fuck...?" "!" "Pay him off." "Hector, baby, you here?" "Hector." "Hi, honey." "Ah, look who's here." "My favorite little whore, just like I like it." "What's gotten into you?" "You crazy?" "Nah, where were you, babe?" " In a sexy mood?" "Where were you, baby?" " I was... what?" "And you're st..." " I was at my sister's house." "And you're stoned too, yeah?" " No." "Oh." " I left Tito over there." "And you're stoned." "You got stoned at your sis..." "No." " How is she?" "No, I got chicken." "She's good." " Yeah?" "She's..." "Zaida's good." " She's good?" "Yeah." " Oh, yeah." "And..." "You look nice." " Thank you." "Yeah, I b..." "I bought you chicken." "You hungry?" " Dressed like that?" "What?" " Looking like that, you were at your sister's house?" "Yeah." " Oh, yeah?" "Yes." " You look like a whore." "Like a whore?" "And since when don't you like it?" "You wanna... you wanna eat here or you wanna eat in the kitchen?" "I got you wings and thighs and everything." "What do you want?" "I got potatoes." "L'm good." "Come on." "You know, I was gonna surprise you at the club, but then I went by there and you weren't there." "Where the fuck were you, huh?" "!" "Smile, smile." "Okay, you got it, you got it." "Give me some more." "Give me some more." "Oh, get out of here." "All right, look this way." "What?" "No, huh-uh." " Good job, good job." "Bye." "Tell me he doesn't look crazy." "I mean, I think he looks a little crazy, but it's gonna work." "I don't know." "Baby, do the sad face." "Like this..." "Hold on, hold on." "Don't even take it." " Take five." "This is exactly where we wanna be." "It makes me crack up when you do that funny face." "Who was on the phone?" " Huh?" "Who were you talking to on the phone?" "Nobody." " Oh, nobody?" "No." "Nothing." " Huh?" "No?" "Fucking whore, damn it." "Who was it, the fucking piano player?" "Huh?" "What, the bass player?" "Who the fuck was on the phone, Puchi?" "What are you talking about?" "What am I talking about?" "Don't do this here, please." " Don't do this here?" "Come on." "Go over there." " What are you doing?" "Hold it in." "Puchi, don't do that." "Damn it." "Walk." "What, you really wanna know who I'm fucking?" "Okay." "All of them." "The bass player, the drummer, the congo player... all of them." "All of them except the singer." "Yeah." "Because the singer is always too high to get it up." "That's why." "You know what?" "You accuse me of fucking so many men that I'm finally gonna fuck all the men that I'm accused of fucking." "Okay?" "# I have not seen you in so long... #" "Okay." "I just wanted you to be proud of me, but from what I see, fuck it, eh?" "Go ahead, give it to him." "Here." " What is it?" "He made it for you in shop at school." "How nice." " You like it?" "That's perfect, son." "I wanna take it everywhere with me." "Thanks, man." "Don't worry, my feelings are not hurt or anything." "There goes..." "there goes mommy." "I love you too, Ma." " I love you, baby." "Show him your dance." "I know you're dying to do your dance." "Go ahead." " Do I have to?" "No." "Just don't laugh at me." " Okay, son." "Please don't laugh at me." " No, I won't say..." "Don't laugh at me." "Look, why don't you let me help you?" "That's what a wife does." "Just let me." "L'm gonna take you on tour with me." "I don't wanna see any more doctors, okay?" "Lt's not a doctor." "It's nothing like that, I promise." "Puchi, can I enjoy watching my son, please?" "Lt's better than any doctor, huh?" "I enjoy this." "I won't break." "I know you enjoy this, but how about him?" "Oh, damn." " Since you only see him once every six months, and even when you're home... don't think I don't know you're fucking high, Hector." "Puchi, God, don't start with that shit, man." "?" "What's with you, man?" "Huh?" "L'm trying to fucking relax." "Or maybe I should go somewhere else to relax 'cause I can't relax in this fucking house." "I can't do a goddamn thing, man." " Yeah, that's a good idea, maybe another rehab." "Or maybe you should go to one of those fucking whores who keep fucking calling the house." "Enough, damn it, Puchi." "It's enough!" "Damn it!" "#..." "Baby, that's plenty #" "# And never has one man rocked so many # # l'ma make you wet then make you sweat #" "# Just to see how funky you can get #" "# Now when I'm on the mic, I do serve well #" "# And I go by the name of the... #" "What the fuck, man?" "L'm sorry, son." "Oh, man." "Oh, this can be fixed." "Look." "Oh, we can fix this, son." "With a little Crazy Glue we'll fix this." "Look look look look." "All the pieces are here." "It's okay." "Son, it's not okay, okay?" "I mean, I was a warrior, but that was one battle that I never won." "Your son... he can't keep seeing his mother and father like this." "Do it for him." "Don't do it for me." "Don't do it for you." "Do it for him." "He loves you." "He needs a father." "But he couldn't do it." "Maybe deep down he didn't want to." "I don't know." "Maybe you didn't want him to change." "Why the fuck wouldn't I want him to change?" "That was..." "that's so stupid." "He was my husband." "Of course I wanted..." "I wanted him to be better." "I think you owe me an apology." "God knows when you got it." "It doesn't matter." "But yeah, the H.I.V. Test came back positive." "Uh... I'm really sorry, man." "And Puchi?" "Well, the doctor says that the... the disease might not show symptoms for years or even..." "maybe never." "He doesn't know how long l've had it." "He said that you should get yourself tested... just in case." "I don't want anybody to know about this." "What's in the future for Hector Lavoe?" "L'm looking forward to the best years of my life, you know." "Think about it, look around... every year's supposed to be 'the Latin boom,' you know, and now young musicians come and make money." "And then, you know... I'll go back home and be myself, just a nobody." "I was thinking, man..." "I was thinking of getting an apartment in Jersey or something..." "a small little place, you know?" "I can't stay, man." "L'm more afraid to go." "There's somebody here tonight that's trying to hide from us, but it's not working." "Hector, come on, man." "Come up and sing." "You're under arrest." "You can't run." "Come on, we really do need a good singer up here." "All right, ladies and gentlemen," "Hector Lavoe." "# Because your love is my backbone #" "# In all four corners #" "# They talk about us #" "# They say this is a scandal #" "# And even put me down #" "# For loving you #" "# Pay no attention to the people #" "# Stay the course #" "# And love me even more # # l've had enough of this #" "# Let's move on #" "# Without knowing what they'll say #" "# If I could one day #" "# I would climb up to the stars #" "# I would take you with me #" "# To where nobody could see us. #" "Excuse me." "Don't touch me." "Get off me." "Come on, let's go." "Don't make me take you out." " What are you doing?" "Hey." " Let's go." "Motherfucker, get off." " Come on, calm down." "Look what they're doing to your wife, faggot." "Do something, you chunky little faggot." " Puchi, Puchi, what are you doing?" "Get off!" " Let's go." "That's... okay, come here." "Come here." "Hey, Puchi, Puchi, no." " Leave me alone, you piece of shit!" "Come on." " You can't even be a husband." "You can't even be a father." "Gentlemen." " You coward." "Puchi, come on, let's go." "Huh?" "Hey." "Fuck!" " Leave me alone, please." "Puchi." "He can't even be a father." " Puchi, enough, damn it!" "Puchi." "You don't have a son!" "You hear me?" "You don't have a son." "It was an accident." "He was shot in the stomach with the gun... by his best friend." "Well, anyway, I don't like to talk about that too much." "You know, I'm..." "I just..." "I don't remember too much from that year anyway." "It was..." "Don't talk to me like I'm your grandmother." "L'm your mother and if I ask you where you're going, then you tell me where the fuck you're going." "And if you don't know, then you make it up." "But please don't say that you don't know." "All right, I got..." " You better give me a kiss right now." "Mmm." " I love you, Ma." "You feel like you're gonna die too, but you live through it, and that's worse... you wish you'd die." "Tito?" "Oh, Hector?" "He died with him." "Your son is smiling at you one minute, the next thing you know, you turn around and he's gone." "No one prepares you for that." "All the death in the world couldn't prepare you for that, and I've been around a lot of death." "But Hector..." "Hector... I'm gonna get going here." "If you need anything, just... just call me up, okay?" "Thanks for everything, bro." "I appreciate it." "Puchi, I... be back in the morning just to check up on you." "Hey, uh..." "I I..." "I love you guys." "Hey, Puchi." "See you." "That's it." "Everybody's gone." "You know what I've been thinking?" "We don't talk anymore." "You know we haven't been straight for more than three hours a day for, what, 20 years?" "Not since we met." "And we just go on with life like this." "I love you, you know, but... it's impossible, Puchi." "Impossible?" "Lmpossible?" "Oh, I get it." "Now that our son is dead, it all comes clear to you?" "L'm this horrible bitch and you're a great guy?" "And maybe the best thing to do is just to..." "to make it official now?" "Is that what you're saying to me, Hector?" "All of a sudden a fucking light bulb went off in your head... and now you're realizing that you and me ain't good together?" "Is that what you're fucking saying to me right now, Hector?" "So we're just gonna break things up to fix it up?" "That's your fucking genius idea?" "Fix what up?" "Now?" "You f... fucking selfish bastard." "You can never leave me." "L've never been scared of death, man, I mean..." "And Puchi?" "She tested fine." "Still going out, you know?" "I don't like talking about this shit, you know?" "Lt's like you can hear the clock ticking in your head or something." "You know..." "dah dah dah." "Fucking with you." "Can't sleep." "Imagine," "I can't sleep." "I have all the time in the world to think about," "'I should have quit..." "I should have done this, I should have done that.'" "Can't do shit now." "Yes, you can." "Of course you can." "Can't smile the same." "Can't sing the same." "Nothing's the same." "It's like... the fucking woman I fell in love with, right..." "I put up with it." "Now she can't put up with it, you know?" "Lt's almost like..." "you're doing time or something." "I don't know." "I don't understand it." "You know what?" "L'm gonna break you out of jail." "L'm here, and there are people still waiting for you to sing again, to see you." "They feel for you, man, they mourn with you, but they need you." "These people... these people love you, Hector." "They love you like, shh..." "No matter what." "But they're not gonna wait forever." "You know how it is." "Listen, take that gig in Puerto Rico." "It's home." "Take it." "Merengue and all this other stuff that's coming out now is gonna kill you, me, Fania and everything." "Let the people know we're still here before they bury all of us." "How does anybody ever leave this place, man?" "We're back now, man." "Feels good, huh?" "Yeah." "Maybe... maybe this is a new beginning, Papa." "I hope so, man." "L..." "I feel good, man." "I feel good." "Patience, people patience." "In a couple minutes were going to start this great Salsa concert." "But please..." "Now somebody explain something to me, bro." "I just..." "I hear cancellation 'cause he canceled it." "No, listen, Hector..." " Wait." "Somebody talk to me, tell me the fucking truth, bro." "L'm really sorry about this whole situation, bro." "I don't wanna cancel, but Ralphie..." "Ralph, see?" "The place is empty." "You know, people didn't show up, man." "What the fuck do you want me to do?" "You know, I did my part." "Whatever happened here, bro, wasn't my fault." "That's all I know." "It's not your fault?" " It's not my fault." "You didn't fucking advertise, okay?" "And don't fucking talk to my artist." "Hey, w-wait-w-w..." "Take it easy, okay?" "Yeah, it's like you didn't know about the free concert that's going on today, right, in San Juan?" " The free concert?" "You didn't know about that either?" "Five free bands." "You knew about that concert, so this is what you get." "This is your concert now." "You take care of it now, all right?" "You're not in New York now, buddy." "Bro, you're not in New York, okay?" "This is Puerto Rico, buddy." "Easy easy." " You gotta fix what you broke, brother, okay?" "Come on, come on." "Easy easy, okay?" "L'm gonna fucking sing now." "Take it easy, okay?" "First of all, I'm fucking here, okay?" "L'm not a ghost." "I came to sing, I came to sing, bro." "Tell..." "Eddie, tell the band not to fucking leave, okay?" "Hey, you guys don't go anywhere." " The band is here." "L'm here." "L'm the only one here." "This one's on me." "You guys fix all your fucking problems, but I'm gonna sing, bro." "L'm a professional." "Let's go, let's go." "Let's go, let's go, man." "# Soon #" "# My lucky day will come #" "# I hope that before I die #" "# My luck will change #" "# Soon #" "# My lucky day will come #" "# I hope that before I die #" "# My luck will change #" "# Soon #" "# My lucky day will come #" "# I hope that before I die #" "# My luck will change #" "Yo!" "Hey, pull the sound back up!" "Pull the sound back." "Pull the fucking sound back up!" " Hello?" "'Hector I LOVE YOU SO MUCH' Hey!" "Go on, go on, go on, damn it, go on!" "# Soon #" "# My lucky day will come #" "# I hope that before I die #" "# My luck will change #" "# Soon #" "# My lucky day will come #" "# I hope that before I die #" "# My luck will change #" "# Many times I've stopped to think #" "# That I've never done anybody any harm #" "# Why has life treated me this way #" "# When I'm just looking for happiness?" "#" "# I try to make people happy #" "# But what I've said here has been fatal #" "# I don't lose hope that I'll fight #" "# And surely my luck with change, but when will that be?" "#" "Hurry up!" "Help him, please." "I mean, how do you live through that, right?" "What did they expect from him?" "What, that he was fucking Superman?" "King Kong couldn't live through that." "I mean, I... sometimes I wonder what I'm doing sitting here in one piece." "Everybody in the story is fucking dead." "He had multiple fractures and broken bones and he hurt all his insides which were already all fucked up from all the drugs and the alcohol, and he survived." "You know what?" "The motherfucker survived the fall." "He hit an air conditioning shaft on the way down outside Johnny Pacheco's room and he bounced, that's all." "But if he would have hit the concrete, he would have been dead, forget it." "But he didn't." "He did... he lived." "He lived five more years." "But it wasn't real life." "And I wasn't there for him all the time, you know?" "Never never leave me, baby." "It's not the same thing as being there with you." "Touching you, kissing you." "You know, well." "L'd better stop." "Just wanted to tell you over and over that I love you." "L'm right here with you." "You see me." "Happy birthday, Puchi." "Happy bi..." "I wanted to remember him like he was." "Like he wanted me to." "# El le le #" "# Today I dedicate to you # # my best testaments #" "# Today I dedicate to you # # my best testaments #" "# Today I dedicate to you # # my best testaments #" "# They're better than yesterday's #" "# Compare me, critics #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "# If you don't love me in life #" "# Don't cry for me when I die #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "# Dance if you want to dance #" "# Sing if you want to sing, momma #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "# I am the singer and we've come to celebrate #" "# I don't want any sadness, my thing is to sing, sing #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "# There are those who sing like a girl #" "# I sing like a man #" "# Today I dedicate to you #" "# My best testaments #" "I love you." "# My best testaments #" "# My best testaments #" "# My best testaments #" "# My best testaments #" "# My best testaments. #" "The singer of all singers," "Hector Lavoe!" "# And why bother reading #" "# Yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# Because I'm going to read you #" "# A love story #" "# That I can't even believe #" "# And why bother reading yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# I loved you, I had you, I kept you #" "# But I don't love you anymore #" "# And why bother reading #" "# Yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# I won't go to your house, little girl #" "# You let me in and I go crazy, crazy #" "# And why bother reading #" "# Yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# In the album of my life #" "# There's a hidden page # # l'll find you there #" "# And why bother reading #" "# Yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# Go on, get away from me, good thing #" "# I don't want to see you anymore #" "# And why bother reading yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# What's wrong with you?" "You're crying #" "# You have a paper soul #" "# And why bother reading yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# And just like the paper endures everything #" "# That's just how I treated you #" "# And why bother reading yesterday's newspaper?" "#" "# Look over your story #" "# And then you'll be able to get it. #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" " Yeah!" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "There you go!" "# Hey hey hey hey #" " Whoo!" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey # - # Yeah!" "#" "# Hey hey hey hey #" " Whoo!" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey #" "# Hey hey hey hey... #" "# Yeah!" "#" "Whoo!" "# Hey hey hey hey... #"

""After visiting Monsieur de Treville," ""d'Artagnan, in a pensive mood," ""travelled the long road home." ""What thoughts could cause such a lengthy diversion," ""looking at the stars in the skies," ""now sighing, then smiling... "" "About d'Arrtagnan, what was he like?" "Physically, I mean, to have this beautiful woman?" "He's nothing much, I don't think." "I've never visualised him." "It should be at the beginning." " Here we are." " Intelligent, I'm sure, but..." "It says, "Long, dark face..." ""prominent cheekbones... "" "OK, he's a man." "".. a sign of cunning." ""Enormously developed jaw muscles," ""a clue to recognising a Gascon, even without his beret." " "Wide eyes, intelligent. "" " He certainly was." ""A hooked nose. "" "Beaked!" "That's it for me, I don't like him." "I don't like men with beaked noses at all." "Shall we go on, Mum, or leave it there..." "Yes, go on reading," "I like it, you brighten these hours." "Of course." ""His dreams fly so fast on the wings of imagination" ""that d'Artagnan already sees the approach" ""of a messenger from the young woman," ""who would give him a missive for a rendezvous" ""a gold chain or a diamond." ""Young nobles would receive, without embarrassment" ""gifts from their sovereigns." ""Let us add that in those days of loose morals" ""they felt no shame as regards their mistresses either," ""who would leave them precious mementoes" ""as if trying to conquer the fragility of sentiment" ""with the solidity of gifts. "" "Gianni?" "Sweetheart?" "Right here." "Coming." " Viking!" " Hi, Gianni." "I'll be out in a sec." " Hello, Biagio." " Hi, Gianni." " How are you?" " Fine." "Let me have a nice glass of white." " What have you given me?" " A Ribolla Gialla." "Wow." "Great." "What else?" "Tonic water for Mum and two Chablis." " The usual?" " Yep." "What's the tally now?" "Total's 46 euros." "Shall I put them in a bag?" "Write it down, please," " then when this..." " You'll pay later." "Yes, once we're over this..." " Bye, thanks." " Bye." " So, Viking?" " Feel how hot it is?" "You're not wrong." "Cheers." "You aren't leaving town, then?" "No, with my mother..." "where can I go?" " You?" " Staying here." "After all, it's not so bad here." "Not at all." "What's new?" "Nothing?" "Everything as usual." " It's not quite chilled, this." "Ah, well." " No?" "Well, it's hot." " It's always hot in August." " True." "So..." "Not a soul around." "No one." "Look at that." "Here we are." "What you saying?" "Nothing?" "You'll be off to see your mother." "Done the shopping, even got her a cake!" "Well, it's my job." "I know." "There's a tourist or two about." "Yep, some just went by." "They're all so white." "They're so white." "Like they've been bleached." "Hi, Gianni." "Here, I'll give you a hand." "I wasn't expecting you." "I rang the bell, but no one answered." "Mum doesn't open the door." "She's wary." "Nowadays..." "She does right." "But the situation hasn't changed, Alfonso." "Don't worry, we'll talk it over." "We already have." "May I come in?" "On you go." "Have a seat." "Just a moment, I'll tell Mum." "Take your time." "Just a moment." " The administrator's here." " I know." "He rang several times." "I'm worried." "So am I. I'll talk to him." "I'll talk to him and..." " we'll face the situation." " Do what you can." "See what you think is the best way..." "I wonder why he rang so insistently." "And why today of all days?" "I can't understand why." "I couldn't say." "I'll go through." "Would you like a beer?" "No, thanks." "I need one." "You have the usual papers and it's Ferragosto." "I'm sorry, but the situation has got worse." "I don't know what to do." "The condominium has decided to take legal action against you." " The condominium?" " All of them, yes." "But who?" "Especially the De Matteis." "Son of a bitch." "They all agree." "They want a lawyer because... you don't pay." " I know..." " You need to get moving." "I know, but how can I with Mum?" "I'm always busy, my hands are tied." "We all have problems, Gianni." "I have dermatitis." "Dermatitis is nothing serious." "It can have very serious consequences." "I have to go to the thermal springs, I need mud packs..." "My wife and kids are already there and I can't go." "Why not?" "Because my mother doesn't want to come." "She doesn't want to come?" "What do I do, leave her at home on her own?" " No, of course not." " I can't leave her." "Of course not." " Would you leave your mother on her own?" " Of course not." "Listen... could she stay here for two days?" " Who?" " My mother." " Two days." " Your mother?" "Are you mad?" "No!" "I'm already loaded to the hilt." "Your share of the maintenance, and extra work on the terrace" "I could erase it." "I never use the terrace." "I've seen you there." "Then there are the gutters." "That's another thing." "I don't have to pay for them." "You don't make that decision it's the condominium." "I'll credit you, I'll pay for you." "Two days, put her here." "Look at the electricity bill, 1,600 euros." "What an exaggeration!" "You haven't paid in three years!" "They'll cut you off." "Then there's the lift." "What lift?" "The key for the lift." "That's nice, for my mother... for me as well." "But use it when they can't see you," " with a little discretion." " Of course." "Otherwise they'll blame me." "No..." "Certainly." "So, two days, then, what do you say?" " Two days..." " Will you do it?" "The work on the roof, the lift the light!" " It's important." " Very..." "I'm pleased, but his way of going about it..." "It's how he is." "A bit crude." "We'll welcome her." "We'll be ourselves and welcome her in the best way possible, because when it comes down to it it's well worth our while." "Absolutely." " May I?" " Hello, Gianni." " Come in." " This is my mother." "This is for you." "Thank you!" " For you." " What is it?" "Wonderful!" "A cake!" "Aunt Maria?" "Come in, this is Gianni." " Shall we go through?" " Let's." "Let's go." "Go right in." "It's lovely." "Here we are." "Mum, come and see what a nice view there is." "Look at the panorama." "Pretty." "Your mother?" "She'll be right through." "So we can all get to know each other." "Fine." "I'm glad." "Gianni, where will Mum sleep?" "Right here, it's very comfortable." " It's good?" " Yes, it opens up." "No point opening it, I don't need a double bed." "It's fine as it is." "Sure, but it's comfortable opened up." "So in here it'll be..." " My room." " ... your room, yes." "Could I try it?" "I have a bit of a hard time sleeping." "I don't need a big bed..." "Of course." "Try it, please, go right ahead." "Can you come and give me a hand?" " Pass it here." " There we are." "Alfonso, will you give me hand, please?" "Gladly." " On you go, try it." " May I?" "Please do." "If it's no good, we'll change it." "Lie down." "Comfortable?" "He's a great cook." " I get by." " And the menu?" "We'll choose the menu." "Meat, fish..." "Hello, my dears!" "Welcome!" "And this lady?" "Aunt Maria." "How nice to meet you!" " What is it?" " A ring cake." "I love ring cakes." " Mum makes marvellous ones." " How lovely!" "No, I'm sorry." "I..." "It's not..." "Your aunt..." "I really don't feel up to it." "Where can I take her on August 15th?" "Do I leave her on her own?" "I can't bring myself to do it, it's humanly impossible." "Should I drop her at the train station?" "I understand, in human terms, but..." "Here." " For the trouble." " What can I do with this?" "I have expenses." "They eat like little birds, they'll cost you next to nothing." "With all I took off the maintenance, the extra work..." " Her health?" " A rock." "She just forgets things sometimes." " She has hardening of the arteries?" " Sooner or later we all do." "Let's get this ready." " Her nature?" " She's docile." "She stays put." "Remember, at 10pm an aspirin each." "One each." "Aunt Maria, don't get up." "Here's hoping." " See you tomorrow." " Goodbye." " Lovely to meet you." " And you." "Goodbye." " Come back soon." " Tomorrow." "Goodbye." " I'll see you to the door." " No need, stay with them." " Goodbye." " See you soon." "Bye, everyone." "Sorry, is your son bringing some Coke?" "I'm really thirsty." " Wait." " Maybe he forgot." "Gianni!" "You're wearing an apron, that's going overboard!" "Aren't you going to sit down with us today?" "Not today, maybe tomorrow." "You're invited tomorrow." " Or else it's not a holiday." " OK." "He's been working so hard." "Your son can cook really well." "Maybe better than you." "What do you know about it?" "I was the one that taught him, you know." "Teach a skill save it for a rainy day." " Is your son married?" " No." "He's had his relationships, affairs of the heart but they didn't end happily." " Your fault, right?" "Jealous mum." " No, I..." "Aunt Maria!" "I'm getting your bed ready." "You're good." "You'll be fine here." "Do you want your pillow here or there?" "The pillow there." "OK." " Do you have children?" " Yes, two." "Two?" "Where are they?" "One lives south of the city... and one in Rome." " Good." " In Via Cesare Baronio." "I see." "What are they up to, are they on holiday?" "The younger one is, the older one, not yet." "I see, that's nice." "Here you are, look." " What do you say?" " Good." "Do you want to sit on it, see if it's too soft?" " Have a seat." " It's fine." "It's soft." "Good stuff." "Now you're all set." "Mum, I have to ask you a favour." "The administrator's mother wants the TV." "Yes, yes." "Still got that apron on?" "I'm working, give me a chance." "It's too much." "Let her have it." "I'm pleased, because... that way they're together by themselves, watching television and I'm less involved." "I mean, we're doing this gladly, but... gladly up to a point." "There needs to be give and take, but it's a little demanding." " Why, is something wrong?" " Listen... just between us..." "Nothing's wrong exactly, but..." "I have to tell you... that Aunt Maria is a bit hard to take." "She says the same,things over and over about these two children it seems that one is... the mayor of Frascati, the other's a postman, but what a postman!" "Then there's that other little aunt." "She seems very nice." "She is, just a little funny." "She brought us that cake," "I thanked her very much, but it was covered with a bidet towel!" "I was about to tell her..." "You're right, but let's not get snippy, this is an emergency." "Let's not get snippy, because I'm..." "But we can comment just between the two of us." "You'll see, with this..." "Let's see what you can do." "OK?" " Look." " It doesn't look good!" "In five minutes it'll have warmed up." "you'll soon get a good picture." " Trust me, just wait five minutes." " All right." "Have faith." "Look at the state of that." "Marcello." " Come in." " Hi." " Thank you for coming." " Don't mention it." "There's a situation here... that's a little..." "Let's go in here where we won't be disturbed." "Cough." "Harder." "Again." "Nothing." "You haven't got a hernia, Gianni." "Do you know where you've got one?" "Here." "The minimum is 110." "Is that serious?" "No, it's not serious, but..." "Let's say... you should consume less salt." "And that pain you told me about?" "Slight pain, I don't always have it, only when I... run or climb stairs." "It's a little pain, here." " Down your arm?" " Sometimes." " To your fingers?" " Sometimes." "Which fingers?" "Show me." "Here." " These?" " Yes." "It's a stable angina." "Stable, don't worry." "Thanks, Marcello." "After the holiday come and see me." "No one's in the hospital at the moment." "We'll do a check-up, make sure everything's in order so you can relax." "Thank you very much." "No, don't thank me." "I have something to ask you." "What's that, Marcello?" "My mother's Romanian carer has gone back to Romania and I've got the night shift at the hospital." "You have to take my mother for the night." "Please." "Say you will." " I will." " How's your mother?" "Fine." "Could you take a deep breath with your mouth open?" "Thank you." "And again." "Again." " All right?" " Another breath." " All right?" " Don't worry." "I'll ask you to breathe." "Another deep breath." "Fine." "Is the Parmesan OK like this?" "Yes, just a little more." "Now this mozzarella." " You add it." " This wasn't cut up." "All right, let's cut it by hand." "We're like family now anyway." " Don't use it all." " Don't we want a crust?" "It takes the right oven to get a crust." "We have to see that it doesn't burn." "I see." "Would you like a drop breakfast?" "It's good wine." " Like some?" " Just a bit, though." "A tiny bit." "With a little water?" "Yes, with a little water." "It's a shame, but I'll do it." "Here we go." "At breakfast Mum takes Amlodipine for her blood pressure, half a coloured pill, her medicines are in the suitcase." "20 minutes before lunch for digestion, a Domperidone tablet and the same before dinner twenty minutes before meals, Domperidone for digestion." "Before bedtime the other half of the Amlodipine." "Foods which must absolutely be avoided - they're poison for Mum - milk, cheese and dairy products." "She's intolerant she gets terrible headaches." "Note - no tomato sauces in the evening." "Cooked tomatoes give her an acid stomach and she can't sleep." " OK?" " Got it." "I'll leave you these notes, please heed them." " Don't worry." " Thanks again, Gianni." "I'll pick you up tomorrow at noon." "Thanks." "Bye." "Thanks again." "Bye." "Don't worry." "Please, go right in." " See you tomorrow." " At noon." "Here we are, make yourself at home." "May I introduce a lady, Maria." "I'm Grazia." "Pleased to meet you." "Come with me." "I'll show you..." "We're making baked pasta, I'm waiting for it to cook." "Baked pasta?" "You've made baked pasta?" "I love baked pasta." "I'll show you your room, then we'll be back." "OK." "It's lovely, so green with all these tall trees." "This room is very nice, thank you." " It's simple." " No, it's very nice." "I like it." "Thank you very much." "Settle in, call if you need anything." " I'll call you in a bit when it's time to eat." " Thank you." "Grazia's here, want to say hello?" "Honestly, if I could avoid it," "I'd rather stay here." "Actually, I wanted to ask you something." "Of course." "Could you bring back the TV for a bit?" "I'm used to watching the news." " Of course." " Can you do that?" " I'll try, of course." " Be..." "Maybe say, "My mother is a little... "" "Don't worry." "Thanks." "Bye." "With Parmesan, mortadella sauce, until you've used it all." " Then you put it in the oven." " What a wonderful smell!" "Marina, listen." " I have to take it." " Again?" "I'm very sorry, but I have to take it." "Are you serious or are you joking?" "I'm fed up with this, take the TV and get out!" "My children don't want it with white sauce." "It's nice." "There was a woman my neighbour, who wanted to teach me to make it with white sauce" " but my children don't want it." " Well, then..." "They say, "Make it your way because we don't like white sauce. "" "Every time they come to my house, they want baked pasta." "Grazia, sorry, you can't eat that, you can't eat it, Marcello..." "In a while I'll do you a plate of cooked greens, some delicious carrots." "Please, you can't eat this." "She can't even have the baked pasta?" "No baked pasta, you'll have vegetables." " Me?" " I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "You don't know how good my baked pasta is." "Don't tell me that!" "Marina?" "Open the door, please, I have to set the table." "We'll all eat together, open the door, please." "No, I want to be on my own." "What?" "Come on, let's work this out." " I don't want to." " You're not eating?" "I said no." "I don't want to eat this evening, I'm staying here." "Grazia, here you are." "These are steamed delicious and very light't." "Thank you very much." "They're vegetables nonetheless." "I'm having baked pasta, I don't want that." " Don't rub it in." " I know." "My son is so good," "I have to be careful, it's true." "Rather than eat that" "I'd go without eating." "You're supposed to take that pill." "It's Domperiz..." "That one there, you need to take it 20 minutes before meals." "I'm sorry, I was late." "That's all right, take it now." "That's fine." "Your mother's not coming?" "I'll call her now." "We'll wait for her." "Dinner's ready!" "Excuse me a moment." "Are you hungry?" "I can't wait to have baked pasta." " Lucky you!" " I just love it." "Why in the kitchen?" "Because that other lady..." "Never mind I've set the table in the kitchen." "The two of us can eat there but not with guests." "I know, but it's an emergency, let's not be snippy." "I'm not snippy, but I have to say, it's really not on." "Today is a little unusual, dear ladies." "Excuse me, but... someone's a bit snippy." "At least you're both good-natured." " Excuse me just a moment." " On you go." "Don't worry." "Blast it." "Good boy." "Yes, but I told him" "I make it with sheets of pasta, but he bought another kind." " Let's hope it's good anyway." " It looks wonderful." "I can't eat it, but..." "Marina?" "Sure you won't eat?" "I'll bring you a tray." "Would you like a drop of wine?" "I can't drink it, I'd better not." "Maria can." " Sip it." " Thanks." " I'll have a drop myself." " Call your mother!" "I've already told you, dig in!" "It's impolite to eat without her." "Yes, we're sorry." " We can't..." " Call her again." "I just can't, have a sip of wine." "First we eat, then we drink." "Here we go." " You liked it though, eh?" " Yes." "Yes, I did." "Listen, Gianni" "I have to confess I was too drastic in my..." " in my reply, I feel bad." " That's something." "I'd like to do something to set things right." "Of course." "That's good." "Let's invite them to watch TV with me that way we might patch things up by talking." "Good idea." "I'll try to be as conciliatory and kind as possible." "Look who's here." "You've brought them, thank you!" "The ladies would like to watch some TV." " What a pleasure." " I'm so glad to see you." "Listen, is it just them?" "Marina?" "Marina... doesn't feel well." "Have a seat." "What's wrong?" "She has a slight headache." "Is that true or don't we know?" "Can't we do anything?" " Don't worry, I'll take care of it." " Really?" "What would you like, a camomile tea?" " I'd gladly have one." " Yes, me too." "Right you are." "Will you make it?" "Careful with the flame." " It's like being there." " Yes, they're done very well." " Here are your camomile teas." " Here's Gianni with the camomile tea." "How sweet of you." "Thank you." "Your table..." "We're..." " We're quite taken by this programme." " Good." "Right..." "My dears, let's see..." " Would you like some sugar?" " Yes, thanks." " How many, two?" " Yes." " You?" " How kind." "No sugar for me." "Would you like a nice cup of camomile tea?" "You had a pleasant childhood, which you carry with you." "Show me the staff of command." "This staff has always been crooked." "You were forced to swallow some things, you were a strong person." "We had a disastrous financial blow and then Gianni died my husband, my great love." " I'd loved him since I was 15." " That's nice." "That's how we saw each other from one courtyard to the other, that's what things were like then." " That's nice." " But then we..." "I stood up to my parents and got married, it was a wonderful marriage." " It shows." " You're so good, thank you." "You know, I feel lifted." "You'll reach a hundred, you know." "But not with a carer." "No, you're not the type." "That's no fun." "Don't think about it." "No, because I see so many like that." " Don't think about it." " Thank you." "Right, now read mine." "What a tiny hand!" "You're such a dear!" "You are very lucky." " Yes?" " I'd say you're lucky." "I don't know if your life really was, but you have a nice life, you've been able to keep things in check." "At least, I think that's what I see." "Show me the staff of command." "It's not crooked it's nice and straight." "It's nice and straight." "At 80 Granny Maria still makes the best baked pasta there is" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Paolo and Agnese" "Maria?" "Are you hot, are you all right?" " I'm a little hot." " I'll turn this on for you." "Grazia, have you seen Marina?" "No, I don't even know her I'd have noticed." "You haven't seen anyone?" "I've been here the whole time." " OK." " Bye." "Marina!" "Have you gone mad, wandering off?" "You scared me to death!" "What's up?" "What happened?" " You just got up and left the house." " Of course!" "On a evening like this, I want to be outside." "What do I say to Alfonso?" "I'm responsible for you." "Never mind that." "I'm my own personal responsibility." "I feel good here and I want to enjoy this evening." "You can go now, just the same way as you came." "Please, come home with me!" "No chance!" "For goodness' sake!" "I'm drinking, smoking, you want to take me home already?" "Cheers." " Come on, please." " No." "Please, I'm tired." "No, you can say whatever you like, but I'm..." "I'm tired!" "I'm fine here, thank you very much, and I'm staying." "I'm smoking, drinking, if you'd like to join me, don't think twice." " Want a drop?" " I'm too angry." "Have a drink, it'll calm you down." "Listen, now..." "Don't worry, you're sleeping here." "Leave it, we'll do it together later." "What do you mean?" "We have to sleep, it's late." " You don't understand." " Later." "Now let's play cards, you'll forget you're tired..." "My dear, look..." "One to one, sit down." "Will you sit down, please?" "I didn't want to come home so soon." "I know, but you're... a young girl, but I can't take any more," "I'm dead tired." "I've been working, did you see?" " And now you rest..." " I'll rest..." "I'll sing you a lullaby." " No, you go to bed, my dear." " Come on." " I'll tuck you in." " No..." "I want to see how you sleep." "I can't even stand up." "Look, my dear..." " What are you doing?" " You don't need these." " What are you doing?" " Off!" "Marina, that's enough." "Why?" " I'll give you a kiss and leave, because..." " What good's a kiss?" "Come on." "In that case I'll go out again." "Then let's play cards." " We'll finish our cigarettes." " And then?" " And that's it." " And I sleep alone?" " And you sleep alone." " I'm afraid." "Sweetheart, I can't help that." "Me too." " You have to understand me..." " Good night." "You're stronger than me, you're a rock!" "Go on!" "Marina..." " Let's see." " Mercy." "Out with the truth, you're not tired." "I'm dead tired." "Fit to collapse." " You're pretending to be tired..." " Not at all..." "I see it in your eye." "You have a tricky little eye!" " I'll go make you a camomile tea." " For you." "Camomile tea, for me?" "Camomile, at my age?" "What kind of idea is that?" "Come on, sit down." "Come on, give me five minutes." " Five minutes." " That's it." " Right..." " You even took my shoe off." "Grazia!" "You're eating all the baked pasta!" "Give it here." "I can't leave you lot on your own." "Another little bit." "I see that I can't leave you on your own." "That's the truth of it." "I have wonderful memories of Assisi too." "We live on memories." "It's true, Grazia, dear." "Without memories, what would you do?" "You think of the house you lived in, your grandmother, who had to be helped... down the hall when she went to bed because you had to help her take her stockings off." "So many wonderful memories." "It's really cold in Assisi in winter..." "I used to get chilblains, I'd almost forgotten." "I was always scratching my feet because of the chilblains." "And when he came, he'd take me out..." "I had to get up at T," " I'd get up at T to go to Mass." " Grazia..." "Now..." "Listen." "Now let's try to sleep, at least for a quarter of an hour." "I've always lived in beautiful homes, now that I think about it." "The one in Bologna was very beautiful too, it was a grand building." "I like thinking about my childhood because old age offers so little," "so you wander back through the years." "I love remembering." "They made tortellini in Bologna... and lasagne." "See how beautiful it is!" "Yes, but I don't want it so fancy." "We desire this at every age, but especially at ours." "A close friendship, which is better than one you go to bed with." "It's a close friendship, a nice person who takes you for dinner, who invites you to the theatre, one you can go away with." "He's intelligent, but not a young person." "Maybe you already know him, I don't know." " No, I don't have any friends..." " It's important that you want it." "I'd like to, why not?" "Good morning." "See how pretty she is, our friend with the hat!" "What a pretty hat you've picked!" " Isn't she sweet?" " Very sweet." "Listen, Gianni" "I came in here to find out where the tablecloth is for the Ferragosto lunch, we have to do something a little more special." " What lunch?" "Today..." " The Ferragosto lunch!" "But today's the day..." " Today..." " Today, what?" "Today the ladies are leaving." " There have been some changes." " We've invited ourselves." "But there's nothing to eat," "I have four eggs and a salad." "You've always done the shopping, haven't you?" "Valeria?" "Don't take this the wrong way." "I'd like to pay for the dinner," "I have the money." "My treat." "If it's not enough, I'll give you the difference when you get back." "OK." "We want to contribute." "Thanks." "OK." "If they want to contribute, let them." "I'm looking for some fish, but there isn't a soul around." "Let's see if that one's open." " There?" " It's August, what's on offer?" "Let's go and see." "He'll be expensive." "We'll talk to him." "It's August, what do you want?" "Let's go and see." " I told you." " I know." "Now, for the fish?" "We'll see down there let's take the scooter." "We'll see if anyone's about." "Someone must be open." "We can try." "We'll see what there is." "Let's see what they've got." "Is that all you've got?" "No, I've got more." "Where are they?" " Over there." " Let's have a look." "Here they are." "See?" "See what nice fish." "Look, little mullet." "Have you got a corkscrew?" "Yes." "It should be here." "Here it is." " Open it." " Let's have a little wine." "Have you got glasses?" "Yes, I have." "I've got everything here." "Cheers." "Good thing there were some potatoes." "On you go!" "Keep cutting." "Take it steady, we're in no hurry." " Can I take the fish?" " Take it." "It's boiling hot." "Let's add the pesto." "The last drop." " We'll eat this up, and how!" " Sure will." " This looks fine to me." " So that's... ten euros a plate." "You'd ask for ten euros a plate?" " How old do you think he is?" " I don't know." "He's got beautiful eyes, he's interesting." " I said the same thing." " Nice eyes, but I don't know..." "But you gave it a thought, though?" "For a good friendship, nothing wrong with that." " She's dangerous, you know." " She is." "Like that, all bubbly, you see?" "It's Ferragosto, let's do something that's fun." "I'll put you next to each other, that way you'll get to..." "Happy Ferragosto!" " Here you go." " Thank you." "Here you go, Maria." "Drink up, Viking, this is good." "Excellent, I'd say." "Just a drop for me, because..." " Just a little, don't worry." " I can't..." "I get tipsy." "Right." "Raise your chalices to our lovely Ferragosto friendship." "Hurrah for us!" "And for this delicious meal." "So, listen, do you have plans for the summer?" "Is your son still at the hospital?" "Good, at least you can eat relaxed, he'd have kept you from eating." "Right!" "That's the truth." "He's such a good boy, and I love him but I'm glad that today..." "I'm going to freshen up." "Why, are you that hot?" "It's hot." "That's a little odd he needs freshening every minute?" "You know Viking..." "You don't think it's because..." "He's hot because..." "Peut-être." "Peut-être, maman, oui." "To us!" "We've had more toasts this Ferragosto than at New Year." "Makes up for when you had too few." "Have you had too few?" "Let's just be glad of these." "Mobile's ringing." "Excuse me." "Hello?" "Hi, Marcellino." "So, what are you doing?" "Marcellino will be by soon." "Yes, I'll get her suitcase ready." "All OK." "Fighting fit!" "She's had her tablets and not only that, she kept to her diet." "OK." "He'll be here in half an hour." "OK, see you soon." " You're leaving?" " What do you mean soon?" " He'll be here soon." " You're leaving?" "Marina, I have to call Alfonso as well." "No, please!" " But we're all having such a good time!" " I know." "But the deal was that..." "OK, but the day's not over." " It's not over..." " No." "but in the meantime, I..." "He benefits too." "Let's let him have his Ferragosto." " It's all so sudden." " It's all so hurried." "It's how it is." "That was the deal." "So he'll take Aunt away too?" "Yes, it was all part of the deal." "I'm going to..." "But all so suddenly?" "OK, you're right." "Slowly, slowly." "I'll wait a while but then..." "I've lost the party spirit." "After all our toasts..." "What a shame." "Marcello..." "I've prepared your suitcase." "I'll see to Marcello." "But this evening we'll have something light, vegetable broth." "Yes, with Parmesan." "Mid-August Lunch"

"Previously on Gotham..." "Watch out!" "Ivy's missing." "She'll turn up somewhere." "It was a long way down into water." " What's your name?" " My name's Ivy." "Who the hell are you?" "Not yet." "This is too fun." "He loves me and I love him." "I am telling you one last time, let..." "Ed... go." " No." " Very well." "Don't say I didn't warn you." "Oh, no." "Somebody help!" "I want to rejoin the GCPD." "Welcome back, Detective." "Captain." "I'm so glad you came." "I came to congratulate you." "If a person comes into contact with my blood, it changes them." "You and I are gonna make a difference in this city." "We're gonna clean it up." "Sentence served." "Symon." "Who did this?" "Barnes." "So, seems anyone could have gotten access to that bathroom, not just the guests." "Suspect pool's wide open." "All right, start with statements from everyone at the party." " Someone saw Symon go into that bathroom." " Okay." "I still can't believe it." "I'm sorry things went down this way." "Don't apologize; you were right." "Did you give your statement already?" "I'm afraid I wasn't very helpful." "Till about an hour ago, I couldn't pick Symon out of a crowd." "Did you talk to Barnes at the party?" "A little." "We had a drink." "Symon died around 10:30." "The attack happened just before." "What time did you talk with Barnes?" "9:00." "What is this about?" " Nothing." " Nothing?" "Really?" "I can't talk about it." " No." " Lee, I cannot talk about it." "Jim, I hope you know what you're doing." "Me, too." "Barnes?" "No." "No, no, no, no, no." "I asked Symon who attacked him, and he said Barnes." "Symon was a psychopath who gave face transplants to the mob using stolen faces." "Hardly a credible witness." "And this guy, Barnes?" "If he so much as jaywalked," " he would write himself a ticket." " I know." "And now you're saying he went to Lee Thompkin's engagement party, and out of nowhere, busted some guy's face and chucked him through a wall?" "I know, Harvey." " What's the motive?" " I don't know, maybe he..." "He saw Symon, he got pissed he was released, and he lost control." "Okay." "So, you're saying that a man with a spotless 20-year career, just went ape." "Is-is that your theory?" "Something's been off about him recently." "You yourself said he nearly beat Tetch to death." "And what's with him insisting on running point in the Paulie Pennies case?" "Look, I don't know, but that does not make him a killer." "So where is he now?" "Home." "He spent the better part of yesterday chasing down Symon, maybe he's tired." "That doesn't mean he's guilty." "The last thing I want is for Barnes to be guilty." "I look up to the man." "But if there is even a chance then we have to know." "And something doesn't feel right." "Okay, okay, okay." "I'm gonna help you." "But just so you know," "I'm doing it to prove he's innocent, not guilty." "That's fine." "All right, so I'll go back to the scene, see if forensics can pull some prints from the bathroom." "Barnes's should already be on file." "Jim." "I know how to do my job." "I hope I'm wrong." "Yeah." "Me, too." "It starts as a whisper." "You have to strain to hear it." "And then it grows louder and louder, till it becomes a roar." "It's everything you can do to just shut it out." "And just like that... you suddenly realize it's your voice." "The one you've been denying." "Telling you who you are." "What you have to do." "And then you stop fighting." "And this calm comes over you." "Sex trafficking." "Drugs." "Murder." "I've kept files on all three of you for years." "Waiting for the proof we needed while you sneered at the law." "Not tonight." "Tonight, I am the law!" "And you are hereby tried." "Found guilty." "And sentenced." "Justice is served." "So what's an antiquities dealer?" "I buy and sell rare and beautiful objects." "I like to think I have an eye for beauty." "Is this a bug?" "An Egyptian scarab." "More than 3,000 years old." "It's priceless." "Everything has a price." "What's upstairs?" "The bedroom." "And the vault." "Vault?" "It's where I keep my most valuable acquisitions." "Can I see?" "Ivy, you are very beautiful." "But we've only just met." "We haven't had time to get to know each other." "Who are you?" "Where do you come from?" "What do you do?" "Well, I'm from Gotham." "And I meet men." "Like you." "They give me things." "And what do you give them?" "Nothing." "I also like plants." "I've always been able to get them to grow for me." "Lately, I've been using them to make perfume." "Plants are so much more powerful than people imagine." "They can poison you, heal you, make you fall in love." "I made this from a strain of cananga odorata." "Smell." "Now, open the vault." "Access granted." "Did they send you?" "You lying schlampe!" "Did they?" "Come back here!" "You hear me?" "I'll find you!" " Everything okay?" " Fine." "You've been checking your watch all morning." " You expecting..." " A call from Isabella." "She's at her librarian conference." "Probably just busy." "Most likely." "I can imagine librarian conferences can be hectic affairs." "Not so much." "Well, I'm sure she'll call soon." "Hello." "This is Edward Nygma." "Why?" "Very well." "That was the GCPD." "They want to see me." "Wouldn't say why." "You don't think that something happened..." "No!" "The officer said Isabella blew through a red light and crashed into a train." "They think she might've fallen asleep at the wheel." "Yours was the last number in her phone." "I am... so, so sorry, Ed." "Did she suffer?" "No." "Anything you need, Ed, anything at all," "I am here for you." "Breakfast!" "Still collecting strays?" "Lady, you got two seconds to get out of here before I gut you like a fish." "You really don't recognize me?" "Selina, it's me." "Ivy?" "Hey, you got anything to eat around here?" "I'm starving." " Yeah." " Jim, I'm outside the scene." "Forensics found tons of prints inside the bathroom where Symon was attacked." "Barnes?" "That just means he was in there." "It puts him at the scene." "Listen, I've been thinking." "You got to tell Barnes what Symon said." "Give him the right to defend himself." "I will." "When I'm ready." "Help you?" "Captain." "I was, uh, looking for the Paulie Pennies file." "Thinking the cases might be related." "Thanks." "Fill me in." "Nothing hard yet, but we'll get there." "I was reading through some of the witness statements." "The couple from the alley... they say when they found Symon, he was still alive." "You were first on the scene." "Did he say anything to you?" "No." "He didn't ID the killer?" "No." "'Cause one of the witnesses seems to think that you were talking to him." "He tried, sure." "But he couldn't speak." "He died almost right away." "Well, for what it's worth," "I called an old C.I. of mine with deep ties to the mob." "He says that once I collared Symon, the higher-ups got jumpy." "You're saying the mob had him killed?" "He was giving these guys new faces." "He's probably the only one who can ID them." " That's a lot to protect." " Makes sense." "My C.I. also had a name." "Mid-level enforcer, goes by "Sugar," works out of the East End." " Says he actually did the killing." " I'll have a team pick him up." "I'd rather you kept this between us." "Mob still has their fingers in most of these guys' pockets." "You never know who you can trust." "So, you ready to ride with the old man?" "Sure." "Just let me run it by my, uh, partner." "Why bother him?" "We'll be there and back before you know it." "So where are we headed?" "Sugar works out of an old foundry at 133rd and 6th." "Oh, that reminds me." "It's Harvey." "Leave a message." "I'm with Barnes, heading to 133rd and 6th." "Get there." "You never know what's gonna go down." "I have to say, Jim," "I'm disappointed with you." "Oh, yeah?" "How's that?" "Lead detective for a high-profile murder, and you don't collect statements from everyone present?" "Me." "Well, let's do it now." "And for the record, I waive my right to counsel." "Captain..." "Ask your questions, Gordon." "Did you see Symon at the party?" "Yes." " Did you talk to him?" " No, I did not." "Did you see him go into the bathroom before he was attacked?" "Unfortunately, no." "Were you ever in it?" "Yes." "Before it was a crime scene, obviously." "So, Detective, am I in the clear?" "For now." "This city's a cesspool." "Don't you ever want to do something about it?" "I thought I was." "What, as a cop?" "I would think that you, of all people, would find that limiting." "Not anymore." "Came back to the GCPD to do things right." "Like you." "Like me?" "Last year, at Galavan's, when we were attacked, you told me the law shows you where the line is." "That stuck with me." "Some would say that our job, first and foremost, is to protect the citizens of this city, even if it means bending the laws." "No." "We break the law, we're no better than the criminals." "Is that what you were thinking the night that Galavan was killed?" "The first time." "This city's at a crossroads, Gordon." "Question is... will good men fight for it?" "Will they do what's necessary?" "The decision is yours to make." "You passed our stop. 133rd and 6th?" "Did I say that?" "136th and 3rd." "It's an honest mistake." "I don't believe it." "Well, I should have known." "I saw what that freak Marv could do." "How he could age people, and when you told me that the girl wearing her sweater was older, I..." "I should have realized." "That's really Ivy." "Trust me." "She came, and literally ate all my food." "Immediately ate all my food." "It's her." "So why is she back here?" "Good question." "What was that for?" "For being alive and not telling me!" "I'm sorry." "I was just having fun." "Why did you come back?" "I don't have to answer your questions." "Why'd you call him anyway?" "'Cause you freaked me out!" "Where have you been, and why are you dressed like that?" "Oh, it's so crazy, Selina." "When you look like this, guys just come up to you and give you stuff." "Half the time, you don't even have to steal it." "And what do you give them?" "I have ways of getting what I want." "I'll bet." "You do look nice." "So why did you come back?" "And don't say it's 'cause you missed me." "It's true." "You may be ten feet tall, but you're still a crappy liar, Ivy." "What's... going... on?" "Well, I might be in trouble." " I knew it." " There was this guy..." " What was his name?" " Like I learn their names." "So I was at his place last night." "Total creep." "Anyway, I stole a necklace." "I was surprised he noticed 'cause he had so much crap." "But he caught me, and he totally freaked out." "If only Marv's power had made you smart, too." "You steal all the time." "Yeah, well, I don't get caught." "Rude." "No." "Be-be quiet." "I hear something." "We have to go." "Someone's here." "Ivy, in." "Bruce!" "Seriously?" "So who is this guy again?" "Just follow my lead." "GCPD!" "Don't move!" " Hiya, Sugar." " What the hell is this?" "We're here about the gas bill." "You're delinquent." "Where were you last night, say about 10:00 p.m.?" "At your mama's, like always." "Answer the question." "I was at the fights." "A dozen people saw me." "A dozen of your lying, bottom-feeding friends?" "The name Symon mean anything to you?" " No." " No?" "Plastic surgeon?" "Face man for your mob buddies?" "Wait..." "No." "Like I said, so whatever the hell you think I did, I didn't." "I was at the fights!" "People saw me!" " I'm innocent, man!" " You know what?" "I think he's telling the truth." "He didn't kill anyone." "But you're not innocent." "I think we lost them." "Is that who you stole the necklace from?" "Uh, no." "I-I don't think so." "Then who were they?" "I don't know." "Maybe they work for him." "Oh, great, Ivy!" "Now my squat is burned, and masked weirdoes are trying to kill us." "So glad you came back." "You have to return it." "What?" "No way." "Ivy, he's right." "That dumb necklace almost got us killed." "It's mine." "I worked for it." "And it's super valuable." " How much?" " Wait." "Bruce, don't." "If I buy it, you get paid, but we can still return it, and those men will have no reason to harm us." "How much?" "One thousand dollars." "Fine." "Idiot." "Two thousand." "Fine." "Five..." "No." "Ten!" "Well, how much should I ask for?" "I'll get you $5,000 in cash today." "Or you can try to avoid those men on your own." "That's my offer." "Now, where does this man live?" "Now, just raise your chin a mite higher." "Would you excuse me for a moment?" "Ed." "Yes." "The music!" "It's too loud." "I'm sorry!" "Isabella always loved Vivaldi." "So you are just going to sit here." "Yes." "All by yourself." "Correct." "Okay then." "Apologies." "Ed, I, as much as anyone, know how hard it is to lose someone." "Even if you've only known them for, like..." "A week." "But this is not healthy behavior." "It is depressing and, if I'm being honest, a bit scary." "Less scary." "Check." "No, you're not..." "Ed, you need to heal." "And healing is about moving on." "No doubt you're right." "Of course I'm right." "I'll go to where she was taken from me and say good-bye." "Isabelle would want you to be happy." "Isabella." "Of course." "That's good." "That's far enough." "I know what you're thinking, Jim." "You're thinking," ""Why would Captain Nathaniel Barnes," "Mr. By-the-book, blow a hole in this unarmed scumbag?" "Could it be that he actually killed Symon, too?"" "You see, I know that you've been investigating me, Jim." " Did you kill Symon?" " Is that what he told you?" "I know he said something to you before he died." "Yes, he did." "Probably the truest words that bastard ever uttered." "And Paulie Pennies?" "He chopped up bodies for murderers." "You gonna tell me he didn't deserve it?" "That's for the law to decide." "Open your eyes, Jim." "I am the law." "What happened to you?" "How did you become this?" "This is who I've always been." "I just needed something to unlock it." "What are you talking about?" "You're just gonna say that I'm sick." "Well, I'm not." "I have never been so clear, so strong in my life." "Alice Tetch's virus." "The files on your desk." "You're infected." "Oh, you are a detective after all." "Don't you see?" "This means you're innocent." "We c..." "we-we can get you help." "Can we just skip the part where you try to get me to give myself up?" "This isn't you." "This is the virus." "No!" "I'm not insane." "And you are not seeing the big picture." "You're gonna frame me for Sugar's murder." "That's up to you." "I deal in absolutes." "Black and white." "Innocence and guilt." "Gotham, the people of this city, need men like me, men who can see what needs to be done and have the courage to do it." "You have it within you to be one of those men." "You want me to join you?" " Be a part of this?" " Oh, don't be so high and mighty." "You shot Galavan in cold blood." "And every day I wish I hadn't!" "Thought I didn't have a choice, but I did." "I lost my freedom." "I lost Lee." "I'd give anything to take it all back." "I didn't say it was easy, jim." "I said it was right." "Day after day, criminals thumbing their nose at the law." "Well, today, I draw a line in the sand." "Only question is where do you stand?" "Against you." "Well, I'm disappointed." "Good-bye, Jim." "Hey, Sugar!" "I got a..." "No!" "The time I knew you feels like a dream." "And now I'm awake." "I wish I'd gone on sleeping." "I will never forget you, my love." "Good-bye, Isabella." "We are four blocks from her apartment." "Spare some change, sir?" "I'm sorry, you weren't, perchance, in this area at 11:00 p.m. last night?" "So d..." "You saw the accident?" "Haven't seen nothin' for 20 years." "But I heard it." "Girl screaming, "Help!" "Help!"" "Then bang!" "I'm sorry." "She was screaming before the crash?" "Well, she were dead after." "But you d... you definitely heard screaming?" "Yep." "Blood-curdling." "How... odd." "I'll give him the necklace and explain there's no need for further violence." "Maybe I shouldn't be here." "I kind of hit him over the head with a vase." "'Course you did." "Door's open." "I did not do that." "We really got to go." " Bruce." " It was the men that came after us." "He was killed by the same weapon." "I thought they worked for him." "Oh, looks like you were wrong again, Ivy." "Can we leave now?" "Why is this necklace so important?" "What'd make someone kill for it?" "Who cares?" "!" "Are you crazy?" "That's worth $5,000." "What is it?" "A key." "We should really go, Bruce." "Oh, my God." "You two are a couple now?" " No." " Yes." "We're not?" "I'm not talking about this right now." "We need to go somewhere right now." "And my place is toast, thanks to this dimwit." "We'll go to my house." "You just had to come back." "Alvarez, hey, what is all this?" "Barnes called in." "Gordon went loco." "Shot an unarmed suspect, then tried taking out Barnes, too." " No, no, no, no." "This is not right." " Harvey, if I was you, I'd find your partner, have him come in quiet." "Otherwise, he's going down." "Jim?" "Where the hell are you?" "Half the precinct's looking for you." "Barnes killed Symon and Paulie Pennies." "And he just murdered someone right in front of me!" "What?" "I was gone for, like, an hour." "He's infected with Alice Tetch's blood." "He's lost his mind." "He's trying to kill me." "Oh, sweet gentle virgin..." "I need your help, Harvey." "Okay, where are you?" "The old foundry." "Jim?" "Jim?" "J..." "Harvey, what's going on?" "They said Jim killed someone?" "It's a lie." "It's Barnes." "It's Barnes." "He's infected with the Alice Tetch virus." "Oh, my God." "He was there when she died." "Yeah, and I figure we got, like, ten minutes before those trigger-happy kill-bots find Jim and take him out." "Harvey, you have to tell them." "Come on, they're not gonna believe me." "But they will believe the medical examiner." "What are you asking me to do?" "I need you to trust Jim." "Because right now, you and I are all he has." "Stop!" "Sorry, Jim." "End of the line." "Just as I suspected." "The brake lines are cut!" "How is it... that not one single ignoramus from the GCPD noticed that the brake lines were cut?" "I don't know." "Someone paid 'em off." "The question is, who?" "Who has that kind of money and influence?" "You don't know." "But I do." "End of the line." "No more running." "Just in time." "In a few moments, your brothers in arms are gonna come up those stairs and find your dead body, and they'll believe me when I tell them that" "Jim Gordon is a killer." "It's a shame, really." "Could've made a great team." "Doesn't have to be this way." "You need help." "Are those really gonna be your last words?" "Nothing to say to Lee?" "Go to hell." "Captain Barnes!" "This is Detective Bullock." "You're under arrest." "Throw down your weapons and come out with your hands up." "We know you killed Symon." "We know you killed Paulie Pennies." "We know you killed the suspects in the East End." "You're infected with the Tetch virus." "The M.E. has proof." "Now, we don't want any bloodshed, Cap." "It's up to you." "No." "Thompkins and Bullock." "They lied for you." "They turned the whole damn GCPD against me!" "We're going in." "Come on!" "Don't." "You're under arrest." "Drop it." "No." "Don't make me do this." "I'm not making you do anything." "Stand down, Jim." "Let me go." "If the cops want to hunt me, fine." "But you... let me go." "I won't do that." "You would condemn this city when I would save it." "You've got it all wrong." "You're just the same as I am." "I just have the guts to admit it." "No." "And I'll decide who I am." "Stand down." "No." "Then it is you that is guilty." "Jim, you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm okay." "Holy cow." "Don't get any ideas." "Okay, Mom." "Tomorrow we'll look into what this all means." "Who those men in masks were." "For now, I'll have Alfred make up beds for you both." "There's food in the kitchen if you're hungry." "I could eat." "Surprise." "I hope I didn't mess things up with your boyfriend." "I told you, he's not my boyfriend." "What happened?" "Are you okay?" "Yeah." "I'm fine." "And Barnes?" "He's alive." "Bullock told me what you did." " It was nothing." " No." "You could've done nothing." "You didn't." "I suppose I did fabricate a blood test stating that my superior had a psychosis-inducing virus." "And I'm glad I did." "Me, too." "I suppose I better get going." "Lee?" "Thank you." "Oswald!" "Oswald." "I need to speak with you." "Yes, but I have to show you something first." " This is important." " So is this." "I was not compassionate this morning, and I regret that." "What you are going through is terrible." "So..." "You put me in your painting." "The artist went off a photograph, but" "I think it's an excellent likeness." "Isabella was murdered." "What?" "I went to the intersection where she died." "It is four blocks from her apartment." "Who falls asleep four blocks from their home?" "No one." "Also, a very fragrant homeless man said that he heard her scream before the crash, so definitely not asleep." "Now, if she were awake, why didn't she brake?" "Why are there no skid marks?" "E-Ed, you are exhausted, you are, you are emotional..." "Her brake lines were cut!" "Which leaves one conclusion." "Murder." "No." "Yes." "And I know who did it." "Who?" "Butch." " Butch?" " In retaliation." "For exposing him as the leader of the Red Hood gang." "That makes perfect sense." "I swear to you, Ed, we will find him and make him pay for what he has done." "Thank you." "I knew I could count on you." "I feel like this office is cursed." "You think Barnes'll be all right?" "I don't know." "I'm sorry I doubted you." "You didn't." "Not when it mattered." "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!" "Guilty!"

" Hey, everyone." "Sorry I'm late." "So what's this secret meeting all about?" "You guys know I'm not medically cleared for another week." " It's not a secret meeting, Jake." "It's an intervention." " The tips have to go." " What?" "Why?" " Jake, we're worried about you, and you look very stupid." " C'mon, guys." "I think they're kind of cool, retro." " No, they're terrible." " Amy, come on." "You're digging the tips, right?" " No, I feel like I'm kissing Vanilla Ice." " There was a time you would've jumped at that chance." " They have to go." " All right, you guys got me." "I did it as a joke." "I kept them ironically." "Pretty funny, right?" "I'm just gonna head out." " Get him!" " No!" " Yes, Terry!" " Okay, okay." "Wait, wait, okay, okay, okay." "Stop, stop, stop, stop." "I'll admit it." "I went too deep down there in Florida." "At one point, I think I forgot where the tip of me ended, and the base of the tips began." "Before we just chop 'em off, would anybody like to say some final words?" " No." " That was one word." "That counts." "Thank you, Rosa." "Okay, I'm ready." " Sorry I'm late everyone, but trust me, it's worth it." "Me and Jake are tip buds." "What?" "No!" "No!" " You know what--I do see it." "It's bad." "It looks bad." " Brace yourselves 'cause Jake-y is back." "Don't everybody mob me at once." "We can high-five one at a time." "Oh, I see... no response." "A little "welcome back to the precinct" hazing." "Who's behind this cute little prank?" "Diaz?" " Kill yourself." " Okay." " I told you." "Night shift has everyone a little down." " Yeah, just because you don't get to sleep or see your loved ones or feel the sun or do anything that brings you joy." "That's all." " I personally like the night shift." "You know who else is up right now?" " Murderers?" "Armed robbers?" " Australians." "It's an whole new demographic for me to conquer." "I already have the third most followers behind Iggy Azalea and the Perth Zoo Wallaby cam." " Wow, that's pretty good." " It's not just good, Jake." "It's bonzer." " Night shift is boring." "Listen to the cases I've had:" "drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime" " Ooh, cyber crime." "Pretty cool." " Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop." " Well, we've all been there." "But my point is this:" "I don't care what time it is." "I'm always happy to be here." "Nine-Nine!" "Nine-Niiine!" "A-Noine-Noine!" "I'm gonna keep doing it until you guys chime in." "A-Noine-Noine!" " Sergeant Jeffords, a word." " What is wrong with everyone?" " I'm worried our night shift morale problem has gotten worse." " Yeah, you think?" "I'm sorry." "I'm exhausted." "My wife says when I get tired, I get night sassy." " Night sassy?" " Hearing problems, much?" "Sorry." "Should I just go tell everyone to buck up and do their jobs?" " No, the squad's only on night shift because they came down to Florida to save Jake and me." "It's my responsibility to fix this, so I'm going to brighten the mood by telling a few jokes." "Try this one on for size:" "I don't care for cheese." "I'm a... curd-mudgeon." "Wow." "You're too tired for humor." " If he isn't taking his medicine, you could mix it in with his food." " Sorry, you can deal with your sick dog later, Boyle." " Well, actually, that was about my son, Nikolaj." "He's got allergies." "I think we may have to go with a nasal douche." " Ah, nasal douche." "Cool, cool, cool, cool." "Very gross." "Anyways, I'm back to being a cop." "It's all I've thought about for the last six months." " Hurtful." " But I won't be fully back until I've solved a case, just like old times." "And I can't do that without my partner." " Pfft, you're not solving any cases on the night shift." " Lohank?" "Oh, my God, you look" " Beautiful?" " I was gonna say "less sad."" " Ever since I moved to the day shift, I'm happier, healthier, my stepson gave me my debit card back." " Lohank is happy and confident?" "Everything's off." "Oh, no." "We're in the Upside Down." " That's right." "I'm gonna tell you the same thing they told me when they removed my testicle:" "welcome to your new life." " Nuh-uh, I'm not gonna let the night shift win." "Me and my main man Boyle are about to solve a case." "Isn't that right, Charles?" " Oh, you know we will." "We'll call ourselves the Night Boys." " Kind of sounds like a male escort service." " The Midnight Men." " Even worse." " The Dark Stallions." " Looks like we're going with the Night Boys." " Whoo!" " I can't believe" "I'm gonna say this, but the night shift is taking all the fun out of paperwork." " Mm-hmm." " At least we're getting to spend quality time together." " Totally--I'll be back in 40 minutes." " What?" "Where are you going?" "We have to finish this by morning." " Yeah, I know." "I just have something important I have to do." " What?" " I have to get..." "Some pens." " Then why are you putting your jacket on?" " Pen store's a block away." " The nearest pen store is seven blocks away, and it doesn't open until 9:00 a.m." "I learned that the hard way." "You really think you can lie to me?" " No." " A-ha!" "You're lying to me right now." "You do think you can lie to me." " Yep." " Wait." "Hang on." "Was that a lie?" " I don't know, maybe." "All right, see ya." " Ah, our first case." "Tasty little BE-- just what the doctor ordered." "Not actually, she recommended another week of bed rest." "I was like, "Whatever, dorkus."" "Ah, check it out:" "ducking under police tape." "I missed this." "Charles" " Yep, yep, on it, on it, Jake-y." " I got it." " Got it." " What do we got?" " Back window's broken, two sets of sneaker prints, alarm went off at 11:43, and security arrived at 11:46." "Perps were already gone." " Okay, I'm thinking classic us." "I'm thinking old times." "I'm thinking..." "Rigity-rigity-role playas!" " Yes, okay, I'm Jacques Guillaume, and you are Henri Renault." "We are cat burglars on vacation from France." " I love it--although Henri went to an elite international school, so he does not speak with an accent." " Wow, nice, way to flesh out the characters." " Thank you, okay, so I break the back window, make my way over to the jewelry case." "Meanwhile, you're standing lookout by the front door..." " Oui, oui." " Smoking a cigarette." "Check it: ash." " Ooh la la." "Okay, so I am smoking." " What are you doing?" " Oh, Jacques rolls his own cigarettes, a habit he picked up from a prostitute in Marseille, but that is not all he picked up." " Why do all your characters get STDs?" " Because they're living life!" " All right, so I go to the first case--smash-- steal a bunch of watches." "Move over to the second case--smash--bracelets." "But then, we hear a sound, and..." " I yell, "Les gendarmes!" "Ilssontici!"" " And I know what that means because I'm French, but I ask you to repeat it in English, just to be sure." " Police are here." " Yes, we gotta get outta here, so we turn to leave, you flick your cigarette." "Using the cane, using the cane, this is awesome." "Voila!" "Zee butt." " I thought Henri didn't have an accent." " It comes out when he gets excited." "Great news, everyone." "We just got our first lead on our first case on my first night back, proving once and for all that absolutely nothing has changed." " Yeah, this opens in instead of out now." "They switched it a month ago." " Yeah, so the door changed, sure, but that's it." " Well, we have got ourselves a case and a key piece of evidence." "We should be wrapping this thing up in no time." " As long as we do it before sunup." "As soon as the shift is over, I kind of have to get home." " But we're gonna work until it's done, right?" "I mean, that's how we do it." " Yeah, I just like to be home as soon as Nikolaj wakes up so I can make him breakfast." " Sure, yeah, not a problem-- we'll be home by sunup." "Just like a couple of sexy "Twilight" vampires." "I am Robert Pattinson." "I vant to turn into a bat." "I've never seen the movies." " No, me neither--they're an insult to the books." " Okay." "Crank up the tunes, Boyle." "The Night Boys need an anthem." "Something dark, something tough, something" " I already got it." " You know what?" "I'm into it." "The night shift won't slow us down." " Why is this going so slow?" "Where is everyone?" " Well, it is 3:00 a.m." "It's a pretty bare-bones crew." " Hi, can I help you?" "Are you lost?" "Can I get you something--coffee, tea?" " You know what-- we're in a bit of a hurry." "Can you run this DNA for us?" " Well, of course." "Sorry, not many people stopping by at night." "Sometimes it makes you like" "Right?" "Uh-huh." " I'll be back in a sec." " Cool." "Yikes...not exactly the A-team at this hour." " "A-Team," are you guys talking "A-Team"?" "I love that show-- I could download it." "We should binge it." "This is gonna be fun." " Yep, totally excited to watch five full seasons of television with you, but could you actually run the DNA for us first?" " It kind of feels like you're prioritizing work over our friendship." " Because I barely know you?" " Fine, message received." " Oh, welcome back from your third massive break of the night." " Thanks." " I was being sarcastic." "Where do you keep going?" " Not saying." " Tell me, Diaz." " Nope." " Come on, tell me." " Not talking about it." " Tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me" " Fine." "I was in the bathroom." "I'm having stomach problems." " Oh, okay." " Yeah." " Sorry." " It's real bad" " No, that's all right." " You should've been there." " I don't have to hear it." " It was like a massacre." " No, you can--please stop." " Multiple flush." " Please stop." " Attention, squad." "Everyone, gather 'round." "I've been researching ways to raise morale, and I found an interesting article in a scientific journal." " Oh, was it from "The American Journal of No One Cares"?" " According to a recent study, the physical act of smiling can improve your mood." "I suggest we give it a shot." "Eh?" "Now you all try." "Big smiles, bigger, bigger!" "Great, now we just have to stay like this for the next two hours." "Can you feel it working?" " I don't have any enamel on my teeth, so the cold air is excruciating." " Maybe if you brushed your teeth once in a while, this wouldn't be a problem." " I do brush my teeth." "They're decaying from acid reflux." "You're embarrassing yourself." " Crikey." " You're not Australian, Gina." " Get stuffed, ya drongo." " Guys, seriously, too much exposure to air, and they will turn to dust." " This isn't working out as well as I'd hoped." "Time for the next level:" "forced laughing." " Well, that lab tech took a long time." " Once we agreed to go to his birthday party, he was actually pretty fast." "But, most importantly, we got a DNA match." "We're looking for..." "Dave Smith." "Sounds like a real piece of crap." " You said it." "Now we just gotta pull his files from records." " Yep, then we bust him, and we'll be done with plenty of time before Nikolaj wakes up." " Nikolaj." " Hm?" "Nikolaj, yeah, I said it." " Nikolaj." " Nikolaj." " Not even close." "Nikolaj." " Nikolaj." " Almost--Nikolaj." " Nikolaj--I feel like I'm saying it." "You know what-- it doesn't matter." "Hit me with the music!" "* Allnightlong*" "* Allnight* -* Allnight*" " Hi there, we just need to pull a file" " Can't--system's down." "They do maintenance at night." " That's okay, we'll just go to another precinct." " That's all." " Yep." "* Allnightlong*" "* Allnight* -* Allnight*" " Hi, can we get this file, please?" "We're in a bit of a hurry." " Oh, absolutely, honey." " She's going extremely slow." " She's going so slow." " There we go." " Oh, my glasses." " All right, we'll just go to Five-Four." "* Allnight*" " No." "Hello, hi, please, file now, hurry." " Sorry, dude." "I don't know how to get onto this system--I'm a temp." " May I?" "Great, let me just get over-- oh, good lord, that is porn." " Oh, is that not allowed?" " It is not." "No problem, we just close these tabs..." "You've got a lot of them." " Mm." " Type 3 and type 9 and 12 and 13-- those are all the diabeteses I have." " It's true what they say:" "night shift makes for strange bedfellows." " In your dreams, perv." " Ugh." "Rosa?" "What the hell?" "She said she was in the bathroom again." " Nah, she hasn't been to the bathroom since 8:27." " What?" "Also...ew." "C'mon, Hitchcock." "Busted." " Man, this Dave Smith's bad news: armed robbery, aggravated assault, attempted murder..." " Well, he's about to get a visit from the Night Boys." "Gah, this stupid limp is slowing me down." "Charles, can you" " Oh, give you a piggy?" " What?" " Yeah, jump on it" "I'll give you a piggy." " Actually, I'm good." "I was just gonna ask if you'd hold my bag." " Oh, yeah, sure, makes more sense." " Yeah." " Embarrassed." " Anyways, this is great." "We're definitely gonna catch this guy before sunup, and you will be home to see your kid." "Oh, no!" "Son of a bitch." " Jake, come on in." "Nikolaj, look who it is." "You remember Jake Peralta." " From the stories." " Yeah, we talk about you at bedtime." " Ah." " Look at my cement truck." " He loves trucks." " Cool, it's cool, buddy." "Hey, listen, I know you're with your kid, but I checked the file, and our perp's last known address is like two blocks from here." " Really?" "We gotta go take him down." " Yes, there's the Charles I know." " Tonight, Dave Smith goes down." " Tonight?" "No, Charles, we gotta go now." "You saw this guy's rap sheet--he was arrested for attempted mur" " Tickling, tickling-- attempted tickling." " Right, tickling." "Look, uh, Charles, this guy's a real...doodyhead, all right?" "He tickled once-- he may tickle again." "He might be tickling as we speak." "We could be dealing with a serial tickler." " I really want to go, Jake, but I'm here alone with Nikolaj." "Genevieve doesn't get back for three hours." " So let's just take him with us." "Nah, that's crazy--or is it just crazy enough to work?" "Just crazy." "Ah, man, it stinks you've gotta watch him-- it's really messing everything up." "I mean, that came out wrong." "I love that you have a son-- it's not messing everything up." "Just messing up our ability to solve the case and have fun." "Ah, you know what I mean." "I'm a nice guy-- I'm in the right." "I'll just go myself." "Bye, Nikolaj." " Nikolaj." " Yeah, whatever." "See ya." " I know your shift is over, and you've had a challenging night, but I think I've found a new way to raise morale." "Follow me to the briefing room." " What's all this?" " It's an after-work hang." "Just trying to turn up, as it were." "We got snacks, games, decorations, chairs" " Yes, chairs." " Cool, maybe we can mill around and small talk about how some of us are big lying liars who lie all the time like a bunch of liars, Rosa." " I don't think that's good party convo." "Uh, maybe we should just name our favorite sailing knot." "I'll start." "The bowline." "How about some tunes?" " Cool, merry-go-round music." " Yeah, John Phillips Sousa, the Skrillex of his day." "C'mon, people, hit the dance floor." "Have a good time." "Why is no one having a good time?" "I specifically requested it." "Gina, why aren't you dancing?" " I can't." "I'm in the middle of a feud with the "that's not a knife" guy from "Crocodile Dundee."" "He's being a real bitch." " Fine, I guess I'll just..." "stop the party." " I didn't realize it ever started." " Enough." "I tried to make this fun." "I even learned what Skrillex was." "Sorry you're all miserable, but guess what." "So am I." "I'm exhausted all the time, I never see my husband, the late-night NPR programming-- pure garbage." "I'm done trying." "We can all be miserable together." "Just go home." " Hey, I saw you earlier." "You weren't in the bathroom." "You were on a park bench playing on your phone." "Yeah, you left me to do everything while I thought you were pooping." "I wish you were pooping." "I wish to God." " I'm sorry." " Oh, Rosa, crying-- don't know what to do." "Pat, pat." "This feels wrong." " We put away Figgis three weeks ago." "Pimento should've been back by now." "We had plans to meet on that park bench once the coast was clear, but he hasn't shown up." " Maybe he's deep undercover, or he doesn't remember who he is, or maybe he's dead." " Wow, thanks." "You're right, my fiancé's a total weirdo who's probably dead." "I'll just give up on him and go do my paperwork." " No, Diaz, wait--maybe he's just really, really injured." "Come on, Amy." " All right, Fiske, Jones, Thompkins..." "Smith." "Smith." "Whoa, hey, NYPD, freeze!" "Slow down!" "This isn't fair!" "I have a cane." "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop." "NYPD." "NYPD--I need to commandeer this vehicle." " It's a crossover." "It's a crossover SUV, and you can't have it." " I'm a cop--can you please get out of the car?" " No, this Schmidt's mom's car, and I'm more scared of her than I am of some two-bit thug." " I'm not a thug--I'm police." " Okay, then name one law." " Don't kill people." " That's on me-- I set the bar too low." " Look, can you please just get out?" " Okay, you can drive, but I'm not getting out." " Right." " Also, I have the seat warmer on--I don't just have a really hot butt." " Doesn't matter to me-- a perp is getting away." "Oh, it's very hot." " I can't believe this is happening." "Thanks a lot, New York." "You know what, if your city's so great, then how come it's not the state capital?" " What--who cares about the state's capital?" "This is the concrete jungle where dreams are made of." "That doesn't sound right-- where dreams are made of?" " I don't know-- you tell me." "It's your dumb city." " It's grammatically odd." "Whatever, I'm sure wherever you're from has strange songs written about it, too." " Los Angeles?" " Damn it, all the songs there are so good." " Hey, watch my soup." " I'm chasing a criminal." "Your soup is not important." " You took an oath to serve and protect." "That applies to my soup." " You know that's not what the oath is about." "You're making a point you don't even believe in." " Garbage truck!" " Oh." " Damn it!" "He got away." " Well, I spilled my soup." "You tell me which is worse." " My thing." "Very clearly my thing." " Captain Holt, can we talk to you?" " What is the meaning of this?" "Am I the subject of a punking?" " It's a beginning-of-work hang." " And why are you all in such good moods?" " Because you told us that you're miserable, too." "And that means you'll fight to get us off the night shift, right?" " Well, here's what I have to say about that: the night shift stinks--stinks like a butt." "And I will do everything in my power to make sure we get back to the day shift." "What are we standing around for?" "Put some Sousa on already." "I want to get wild." " Well, well, well, if it isn't one of the world-famous Night Bros." " It's the Night Boys, and-- why did I correct you?" "I would've preferred "Bros."" " Did you solve your case yet?" " No." " Night shift, am I right?" "You remind me of me." " It's not the night shift, okay?" "I found the perp, and I would've taken him down, but I'm hobbled, and I didn't have a partner because ever since Boyle had a son, that's all he can focus on." " Whoa, hey, are you angry at Boyle for having a kid?" " No, I'm just mad because I'm working the night shift, and I have to use a cane, and, yes, the one thing I could always count on no matter what-- Boyle being there for me" "is also gone." " What do you say we let day shift Lohank take a crack at this?" " I'm gonna put a little something up in the old hopper." "You tell me if it vibes with you." " That's so gross." " Life moves forwards, not backwards, and things will never be as they were." "And you can be angry about that, or you can embrace the fact that your best friend now has a son." "How cool is that, amigo?" " Ugh, "amigo."" "All right, fine, yes, I'll admit it, it is pretty cool." "Boyle's wanted it for a very long time." "I guess I haven't actually spent that much time with Nikolaj yet." " Nikolaj." " Man, am I seriously about to take emotional advice from Lohank?" " You know you want to, compadre." "Go to him." " Hey, I'm really sorry." "I shouldn't have said that about Pimento." "I'm sure he's gonna come back." " I'm not even thinking about it anymore." "That wasn't even me crying in the bathroom earlier-- that was someone else with these same boots, but now she's gone." " Look, when Jake was in witness protection, and I didn't know when he was ever coming back, you were always there when I needed to vent." "So I'll do your paperwork, and if you ever want company on that bench, I'm there." " Thanks..." "I would advise against it though--if he does come back, things are gonna get real raunchy, real fast, like, do a lot of licking, that's probably indecent exposure" "I don't want to get" " Okay, got it." "You know what--I'll just start with this stack right here." "Thanks, Rosa, okay, good talk." " Hey, what's up?" "I can't work the case tonight." "Nikolaj's allergies are acting up, and now the dog seems to be allergic to him." "It's this whole thing." "Did you find Smith?" " No, uh, he actually got away." " Sorry, man." " Ah, it's all right." "It's the day shift's problem now." " Whatever happened to working until it's done?" " Honestly..." "Lohank kind of talked some sense into me." " Lohank?" " Yeah, it was so gross, but I want to apologize." " For what?" " Well, I kept talking about how I wanted everything to go back to normal, but if that actually happened, this little guy wouldn't be here." "Or is he big?" "I don't know what size kids are supposed to be, or anything about kids, really." "I think maybe that's part of the problem--it doesn't matter." "I got a present for Nikolaj." " Thanks, Jake." "Come on in, give it to him." " Niko." " Hey, little man." " A garbage truck!" " You wanna know something cool?" "A truck just like this almost killed me today." " Uh, kissed me, almost kissed me." "Anyway, let's get some trash in this thing--am I right?" "Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!" " You're silly." " Yep, I am silly." " Oh, my God, this is a dream come true." "I gotta get my phone-- I gotta film this." "Oh, but then I'll miss it." "Oh, but I want it forever." "Agh, but I should stay in the moment." "Ah, but then I'll forget." "Oh, my God, this is a nightmare." "Notadoctor,shh."

"Thanks" "Yes..." "I'm outside I followed him" "I guess he needed to stretch his legs" "It's the end of the day" "No We're 2 minutes away" "I'll direct him toward the office" "OK" "Why?" "He's back It's OK" "I love that..." "Watching them leave one by one It makes me calm and serene" "My little staff" "I'm joking I'm joking, Graham" "Come closer before judging me Then you'll understand" "There he is, Time for Fred and his video screens" " Have you met Fred?" " No" "Do you know I take African dance?" "I think I'll be going" "Take off your clothes, Graham" " Are you sure?" " Take them off" "No, no..." "Not the shirt Make yourself comfortable in my chair" "Are you sure?" "It's the only way you come It surprises you every time" "Nevertheless..." "That camera!" "It's OK, I covered the lens See the tape" "Sorry We can start now" "Didn't you forget something?" "My sneakers were just ripped off" "That's low Disgusting Sordid!" "What can I do?" "For my sneakers?" " Nothing?" " Thinking of giving me your shoes?" "I'll stick to my own socks" "Whatever, kid..." "As you like" "Hey!" " My name's Antoine" " Bye, Antoine" "Darn, the temp girl!" "I forgot about that girl" "Send her to Accounting Nadine will brief her" "And her office tour?" "I'm really too busy" "I don't know..." "Ask Graham" "Can he handle it?" "Meeting room Green sofas and table" "Meeting room Blue sofas and table And a TV" "Meeting room Purple sofas and table" "Development..." "A blue computer A red one 4 chairs, 2 white trash cans" "Creation... 2 lamps, 2 chairs..." "White trash cans..." "No computer" "That's it" "The roof!" "Excuse me..." "Excuse me..." "Can you help me?" "My hands are naturally cold" "Try anyway" " I can't" " Too bad" "Sorry Wrong size, silly me" "No problem" "It's already forgotten" "You've got a call" "Let's go on" "This way..." "This is the roof!" "Repeating everything?" "I'll play the scene again" "That would help" "OK, but backwards" "That should be proposed to me more often" "Do you have a tissue, please?" "No but I saw some recently" "One's left, way up inside I put my hand too far up" "Beware of its sharp teeth!" "The infirmary!" "Sorry!" "Emergency!" "Emergency!" "Sorry, I'm Miss Catastrophe today" " What's your name?" " Graham" " I'm Irene" " My pleasure" "Sorry, I didn't know..." "Should we have a bite at the canteen?" "I don't recommend it" "It's not so great" "Quite often disgusting" "The coffee is foul..." "North American" "I only have an apple for lunch" "Then what about my place tonight?" "Am I too fast?" "No" "Can you remind me at the end of the day?" " If you want me to" " Yes" " The address..." " The address..." "On the board!" "If not, I'll be covered in messages by the end of the day" "Fish or meat?" " For me?" " Yes" "Keep it simple I'll bring the wine" " Red or white?" " I prefer red" "Red..." "Red..." "The remains of the last guy who made a mistake with the wine" "Was that recently?" "3 million years ago!" "It's a real bone" "I'm into history and primate ecology..." "You know what Paleontology is?" "Yes" "Take a look at it" "It must be fascinating" "I'd have trouble following along" "I live day by day" "Even hour by hour" "Is your posture always so straight?" "Does it bother you?" "I'd like to test your straightness..." "I'll do things you'll never forget" "Almost time for work!" " Where?" " To work" " But where?" " To work" "You'll wake up at Irene's" "Was that done last night?" "It wasn't there yesterday" "I didn't notice What's so important?" "It's a landmark" "You know what it means?" " Probably "Down with Work"" " That's so weird" "What, then?" "It must mean something" "At work forget that you know me" " But I try so hard not to" " So hard?" "It's difficult for me" "Act like nothing happened" "If you say so I don't want to hurt you" " Coffee?" " As usual!" "Just checking Things change" "And you're later than usual" "No sugar" "Sugar can make coffee taste bitter especially when we forget about it" "Irene" "Is it ready?" "Always ready" "#Gerard" "Good boy!" " I'll give you more..." "Recto, verso" " Minute!" " You have nothing to do" " I do!" "For who?" "I'll explain that my stuff is urgent" "You're looking at him!" " You!" " Come back in 15 minutes" "I'll get screwed You won't remember later" "Write it on the board" "Whatever you say..." "But I'll wait anyway" "Tonight?" " No one for photocopies?" " He's at the clinic" " Clinic?" " Didn't you notice anything?" "Hello, Pablo" "You're mistaken My name is Graham, Dr. Sagem" "Good boy, Graham" " How are you?" " Fine" "What now?" " So..." "We'll begin now" " So I must go..." "You have another meeting in 10 minutes OK?" " Do you know this man?" " We live in the same building" " What's his floor?" " I don't know" "We waited together one evening for that damned broken-down elevator" " Did you speak?" " No" "Pity" "You could have spoken to the world's richest man It's Bill Gates" "That wasn't him" "Or him in the future Broke and living in the suburbs, right?" "The same..." "With pie in face" "And this man?" "So?" "What did they say?" "No improvement" "They wanted you to see him?" "And what good does that do?" "What's the use?" " And this woman?" " Don't know her" "Good to hear" "She's my wife" "And this one?" "I don't know her" " The sister?" " Do they look alike?" "Not at all Should I know her?" "Yes" " I'm hopeless" " No" "And what's that?" "The fall of the Berlin Wall, 1989" "See, you're not hopeless" " Do you recognize this house?" " The Wall caretaker's house?" " And this woman?" " Still no" " Great" " No!" "Sure!" "You remembered seeing her photo before" "And that house..." "It's yours" "But I don't live there" "Are we done?" "Yes You can go home now" " Hi!" " Hi!" " Are you ready?" " Ready?" "Ready, and you?" " It's me, Fred" " Are you coming?" "Not like that" "OK" "Ready..." "You have to bow" "No, no..." "First to the dojo" "Try again?" "Grab the fist..." "Who are you?" "Let's start again" "I'll remember everything for two" "Irene" "Don't look at what I drew Promise?" "Even when you're peeing Don't look!" "Does the light bother you?" "The light, no The time, yes" "Hurry!" "My makeup's done!" "And so is yours" "Tell me what did we do last night?" "Yes, First I..." "I can't hear Louder" "I oiled your organ with aloe cream" "What did you do before?" "Any profession you hate?" " If I was a calculations teacher" " Doesn't exist" "A mental calculator" "Try me At least 3 digits 347 x 347" "121,649" "More complicated 4 digits 4092 x 6549" "27,837,968" "Actually, you could say anything I can't check it in my head" "But it's true" "7685... times 7639 Minus he square root of 7639" " Distracted?" " Not by my memory" " What's that?" " It's like a stage light" "A little light left on after the performance" "Just count with your eyes closed" "Well?" "We didn't count stops" "We missed ours!" "We'll miss work again today" "Graham came on Irene's stomach" "That made both of them laugh a lot" "Graham said he would get a towel" "Irene refused" "She wanted to keep it on her" "Until it changed from warm to cold..." "From sticky to dry" "Irene turned over" "She's now lying on her stomach" "Graham walks around the room, noting all its details" "Irene tells Graham she's happy to have met him" "Very happy, she adds" "Things change after the second time I mean the second night" " Really?" " Well, yes" "We pay attention to what we say We dream about other things" "You think so?" "Yes Sweet things peaceful things" "At the same time things start to get a little scary" "Not scary, but..." "This fear of disappointing the other" "I'd like us to be intimate" "What's intimacy to you?" "Can you tell me a childhood memory?" "That's intimate, isn't it?" "Childhood..." "Excuse me..." "Did we come yet?" "No!" "Don't move!" "Stay!" "Stay!" "Wait!" "Put this around you" "Have we been in this car before?" "Do you know him?" "Kids..." "So easy to clown around" "Got a hard- on?" "A piece from my past" "Don't hold it against me" "You have pieces, too" " Hi" " Hi" "I was hesitant about coming by" "Have a seat" "I'm very worried I have no news of Pablo" " Pablo?" " Oh, yes..." "He's never at home He doesn't answer the phone" " I hope he isn't sick..." " No" "He's doing well" "His work is improving We're all very happy with him" "He's had no problem integrating" "I'm dying to see him" "I understand" "But this is his workplace and it must remain that way" "He won't recognize me" "That might change" "I hope so for you Even if that means we'll lose him" "What good would it do seeing him now?" "But I'm his wife" "I'll show you the way" "He recognized me He doesn't want to see me..." "He didn't see us He's quite unpredictable, you know" "We could speak more privately of him" " How so?" " Give me your phone number" "Hellow" "Well, I'm moving closer..." "Now I see him better" "He's very meticulous" "He checks all copies" "He does a lot" "Everything's just fine" "Hey you bring this urgent copy to Accounting!" " Yes" " Thanks" "Apparently, this is urgent" "I'm afraid it might be too late" "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry..." "I'm sorry..." "I have to admit..." "it's unpleasant, very unpleasant..." "When you don't recognize me" "But it's very, very pleasant when you fuck without past" "Without routine Each time is the first time" "I need to feel attached, to love what you love" "To know what books you love, to read them and love them, too" "I'm selfish" "Love makes one selfish for two" "I'm in Love with Irene Who Sleeps Next to Me?" "Shit!" "The alarm didn't go off!" "Irene, we're late!" "It's 9:30" "Shit!" "Get up, Irene!" "It's 9:30" "It's Saturday" "Saturday?" "That bitch!" "She makes you come on Saturday!" "Sorry" "If you fucked others..." "would you remember?" "Remember?" "You'd note it" "At least you'd write it down in your notebook?" "No, you wouldn't If you did, then I'd know" "You're a bastard, Graham" " No" " How can I trust you?" " I'm becoming a pain..." " No" "Let's forget it" "Should I do your butt?" "My butt?" "Really?" "We can't do this all weekend" "Why not?" "No traces" "Nothing" "No traces" "And you?" "What's left for you from all that?" "Fleeting impressions that are forgotten so as to remain in the present" "Like forgetting so as to remain faithful" "Let's test her abilities" "Give her a heavy task" "You calculate very poorly" "I'm a little tired today" "It's Monday!" "And by Friday?" "The mistakes are on small sums" "Each and every detail is important in this department" "I can't keep you on" "Give me a chance Tomorrow..." "I can't keep you on It's a matter of trust" "A pity You're so energetic" "Me too much it is logical" "I told the agency how you reduced our backlog" "Should I thank you?" "They're ready to assign you another job" "The main exit is the other way" "It's a GPS Global Positioning System" "You'll be able to find me within one centimeter" "Let's try" " What is it, Graham?" " 'I'm Pablo'" "I'm Pablo" "Yes, Pablo" ""It's not right what you did to Irene"" "It's not right what you did to Irene" ""You intruded on her personal life"" "You intruded on her personal life" "Company life was at jeopardy I was simply judging her work" " "She helps me"" " She helps me" " "My condition improves with her"" " My condition improves with her" " "In fact..."" " In fact..." " "In fact, I'm almost healed"" " In fact, I'm almost healed" " "This is my last day here"" " This is my last day here" " "I quit as of tonight"" " I quit as of tonight" "See, I did it!" "No more Graham" "I'm here with an old friend" " Hey, you" " Hey, you" "I came by to see how it's going" "See..." " It's coming" " What?" "It comes It goes" "What goes?" "My memory It's coming back" "You've been skipping practice you know" "I'm perfectly aware of that" "Graham" "Come up a moment" "Graham had a visitor" "I don't know Maybe his friend Fred" "Where is he?" "Where?" "He just left" "Are you Irene?" "For Graham!" "Get on" "Run along, honey" "We're all very thankful" "If you can help Pablo all the better..." " Yes, Antoine?" " What do I bring?" "Everything" "Fred is very supportive He came with me to the clinic..." "You're a sweetheart" "Could you bring us some ice, too?" "Pablo will regain his place as husband Regain his place as father..." "As Fred's best friend" "Go back and listen!" "When Pablo regains his memory..." "Now you know everything" "Next time you see him..." "These are recent photos of us" "I'm glad you came by" "Pablo is living in limbo" "Innocent..." "Without fault..." "When he recovers, he'll realize we played like him" "Do you want to?" "Now?" " Thanks" " Antoine" "Thanks, Antoine" "It's the wind..." "Graham..." "I hate to say this," "But you're just not lovable at this time" "No one can fall in love with you" "Being in love is about having a history" "You're not capable of creating one" "Not me, not anyone" "I can't do it alone" "Close your eyes" "The jukebox is busted" "What should I have played for you?" "What would you have played for me?" "I'm sorry for what I did" "It was low Ridiculous" "I hate myself for having done it" "I came to apologize" "I don't know what came over me" "Since last night..." "I have this rage deep inside That's not like me at all" "I don't like it at all" "You're right to start your life over" "Waiting for me is useless" "It's a stupid idea" "I don't know you..." "Even if we're married" "That's why this rage..." "I don't want it" "A guy like me can't be betrayed" "I assure you..." "Don't feel guilty" "There's no betrayal, no wrong of any kind" "There's no harm" "I'm no longer here" "Start your life over" "I think that's a healthy attitude" "I'm happy for you" "And I'm not being cynical" "I saw you earlier" "You're pretty" "That dress looks nice on you" "I talk a lot, don't I?" "But it's also your fault for not saying anything" "We might decide not to see each other anymore" "It's for the best Especially not looking each other up" "Don't worry" "Others will tend to me People love helping the sick" "The only thing to do is forget me" "You have to forget me" "I think everyone should just forget me" "Sir!" "Someone forgot this" "Go away!" "Go away!" "She's strong" "No..." "She's not strong" "Why do you want her to be strong?" "I swear she's really strong" "Fred" "You aren't going to drop me, are you?" "Bastard!" "Isabelle said it was over between them" "I can't help you anymore" "I did a lot by stealing his notebook" "And I don't have anything against her" "She's really strong" "Stop saying that!" "Stop it!" "Tell me again how it happened" "When did it happen?" "Then I'll leave you alone" "I promise" " Let's have a drink" " Sorry, I don't have time" " Five minutes..." " You're dumping me?" "Yeah Isabelle's waiting..." "And I don't drink with losers" "You didn't win by much!" "I meant winning Isabelle" "You're an asshole I should have used the forbidden hold" " You're crazy!" " It's true" "I discovered it in a Chinese book" "And what's so special about that hold?" "According to the Chinese it can send adversaries far" "You can't do it" "I've had it with your making fun of me!" "Fred" "This is the story of a tooth knocked out during a boxing match" "It was recovered by a fan who then gave it to her son" "He exchanged it to a friend for a porno magazine" "It's the story of a tooth which decided to start over its life" "What are you doing here?" "Where is he?" "I want him to see me" " Come in" " No, he has to come to me" " He's not here, I swear" " Where is he?" " I don't know" " Where is he?" " I don't know" " Where is he?" "Don't shout Come inside" "I won't move from here until he sees me" "Hold on..." "Wait!" "We can track him if he hasn't shut down" "Where did you come from?" " Now or originally?" " Now..." "The bus stop" "Yes, but before?" "I don't know Far away" " Does your mother live around here?" " No" "So what are you doing here?" "Why?" "Is it forbidden?" "One doesn't come here for fun" "Can't we have fun here?" "What are you doing?" "I don't know..." "Just looking" "What did you put inside me?" "Don't worry I'll take it back" " Have you two finished?" " He's sleeping" " So you finished" " We didn't even start" "What a face!" "I can't believe it A baby" "Like a baby sleeping" "Let him sleep" "Come on..." "Have you been waiting 10 minutes?" "Are you kidding?" "One hour" " It's been an hour" " One hour!" "That's great!" "One of you is called Julie" "Am I right?" "Come back!" "I forgot the tooth 38, 19, VZ, 29..." "Kid!" "My son!" "Antoine!" "It's been so long" "I never stopped seeing you" "I followed you everywhere" " Really?" " On the subway, the train..." "At the clinic and even at Irene's" "Were you ashamed of me?" "What I mean is did you have reason to be?" "Not at all..." "For an adult, you were great You were completely novo" "Novo?" "I have the impression it's all coming back to me" "Before you arrived, I remembered a saying from some philosopher" "His name is on the tip of my tongue" "It mentions 4 positive negations" ""Nothing protects us from what can happen"" ""Never admire the powerful"" "I forgot the third one" "And "Don't humiliate the pitiful"" "I think you told me that before" "Many times?" "Hundreds" "Are you mad at me because of Irene?" "Mom's not mad" "Should we stay like this all night?" "Do you sleep with boys often?" "Listen..." "I don't think so" "I think it's the first time" "It's my first time, too" "So we'll remember it all our lives" "Isn't that what first times are all about?" "I hope so" "Aren't you cold?" "Sure, but I don't want to think about it" "I like this night" "I wish it would never end, but..." "Dawn is coming" " Have you ever been in love?" " Not yet I'm hard to please" "Everything fine at school?" "High school next year?" "No, I have to repeat this year" "Repeat it?" "I can't allow you to leave" "Do you understand?" "If the license plate matches..." "If what you say is true..." "We'll do what's necessary about the tooth" "I have my memory back Not everything, but a part of it" " You said that last week" " I remember!" "Maybe that must be verified" "Agreed, Pablo?" "My name is Graham" "Good boy!" "That's what I thought" "I'm a little cold" "Could you pass me that blanket behind you?" "Certainly" "I'm still cold" "I'll be less cold standing" "I'm still cold" "I need to walk a little" "I need to walk a little" "I need to walk a little" "Let's go!" "Could you put it on top?" "I'll carry them to your car" "Not here..." "Do you want to come over?" "In case I forget where do you live?" " Follow me" " OK" "What did you forget now?" "It doesn't matter We all forget things" "Love is about forgetting time, yet remembering it can end at any time" "It's a three- way love..." "Graham, Pablo and me" "Whether it's 2 or 3 in love..." "We have to handle becoming childlike together"

"(Distant train passes)" "Seven o'clock Friday, they bring the money out and walk to the van, here." "(Second boy) The butcher's shop's here, opposite the church." "(Third boy) Only two old geezers with all that money." "Who's doing the tyres?" "(First boy) We can hide anywhere in here." "(Air hisses)" "(Coughs)" "(Man) Wait!" "Hey!" "Oh, no, you don't!" " (Boy) Let go!" " Ah, you won't get that from me, chum!" "(Yells and bangs)" "No!" "You won't have it from me, boy!" "Right!" "Got it!" "(Whistle)" "(Rumpole) "But trailing clouds of glory do we come" ""From God, who is our home" ""Heaven lies about us in our infancy!" ""Shades of the prison-house begin to close" " "Around the growing Boy"" " Rumpole!" "You're not talking about your son, I hope!" "You're never referring to Nick." "What? "Shades of the prison-house begin to close"?" "No, not round our boy." "Not Nick." "Shades of the public-school house have closed round him." "The 1,000 quid-a-year remand home!" "He is breaking up this morning." "Ah!" "Shades of the prison-house begin to open up for the hols!" "Nick has to be met at Victoria at 11:15 and given lunch." "When he went back to school, you promised him a show." " You haven't forgotten?" " Of course I haven't!" "The only show I can offer is a robbery with violence, number two court at the Old Bailey." "Oh, I wish it was a murder!" "Nick so enjoyed my murders." "I must fly!" "Daddy gets so crotchety if anybody's late and he does love his visits!" "Our father who art in Horsham..." "Give the old sweetheart my regards." ""Old sweetheart" is hardly the way you used to refer to your Head of Chambers." "It's difficult to remember to call my Head of Chambers "Daddy"." "(Woman hollers) Tell Nick I'll be back in time to give him his supper!" "Your wish is my command!" "(Woman) Try not to make the kitchen look as if it's been bombed!" "I hear, oh, Master of the Blue Horizon!" "(Door slams)" "She Who Must Be Obeyed." "Ah!" "(Doors clank)" "Son!" " Dad!" " Hello, son!" "Got special permission to see you, you being a lad of tender years." "You've got to know the ropes here." " Mum all right, is she?" " Of course she is." "Come over here." "She's got your best jacket out the cleaners." "Take that off." "Now, remember, stand up straight, hands out of your pockets." "The red judge at the Old Bailey is called My Lord." "Don't call him Sir or Your Honour." "Don't show your ignorance." "Peanuts Molloy is giving evidence for the prosecution." "Don't worry." "Your brief will take care of him." "We got you the best there is." "Mr Rumpole?" "Remember, stand up straight and do what Mr Rumpole says." "Good luck!" "We're all out there." "The whole family's behind you." "Don't forget that tie!" "Yes, right you are, then!" "Oh, we've got your indecent-assault papers, Mr Erskine-Brown." "Really, Albert?" "I told you I wanted something civil." "I'm sick of crime." "A person who's sick of crime is sick of life!" "Mr Frobisher, you're doing your nuisance at Bloomsbury court." " Civil work!" "That's what I need." " It's marked not before two o'clock." "I can see that." "One has to hang about so to do a nuisance nowadays." "I shall go to the library, Albert, to look up some law." "Morning, Rumpole." " Hello, George!" " Coming to the library?" "The library?" "I'd rather spend the day in the morgue, old man!" " Anything for me?" " No, Mr Maclay." "Another day off for you!" "Ah!" "Your "dangerous and careless" is on the mantelpiece, Mr Hoskins." " No cheques, I suppose, Albert?" " Not today, Mr Hoskins." "Henry!" "Mr Tree?" "You want me at Clerkenwell Court with Mr Hoskins?" "We don't want you near any court!" "Not till we've learnt to clean our nails and shine our shoes of a morning." "You could make me a cup of instant." "(Mutters) I didn't go into law to make coffee!" "No!" "No cheques for me either." "You know the saying, "crime doesn't pay"." "Well, not for a very long time!" "Tony, if you're not busy, why don't you join me at the Bailey?" " You can take a note or something." " You wouldn't mind?" "I'd be grateful." "Where are we, Albert?" "The robbery's 11:30, court number two, before Everglade." " Mr Guthrie Featherstone against you." " Oh, aging me, Featherstone!" "Apparently!" "I had an all-night sitting down at the House last night." "Your robbery won't be much of a worry." "Oh, no, except perhaps to young Jim Timson." "Oh, Albert, Mrs Rumpole's gone down to see her father in... er..." "Horsham." "My aunt had a whore shop in Teasham!" " How is Wystan?" "Any better?" " No, just about the same, Uncle Tom." " And how's young Nicky?" " Oh, splendid." "Ah!" "Nick!" "Albert, he's breaking up today." "He'll need meeting at Victoria at 11:15 and if you bring him along, he can watch some of the robbery in number two." "Your son's going to be in the audience, is he?" "I'd better be brilliant." "I wouldn't bother." "It's his old dad he's come to see." "(Scornful laugh) Touché, Rumpole, Distinctement touché!" "(Rumpole) Better get down to the Bailey!" " I'll walk with you." "Won't you need a stretcher after an all-night sitting with the Gas-Mains Enabling Bill, or whatever?" " Tony, see you later on." " Oh, right." "(Frantic typing and phones ringing)" " You've been at this a while, Rumpole." " Oh, yes, quite a while." "(Rumpole huffs)" "You never thought of taking silk?" "What?" "Rumpole, QC?" "Not on your nelly!" "Rumpole "Queer Customer", that's what they'd be bound to call me." "You could, with your seniority." " (Man) Morning." " Morning!" "Oh, I dare say... if I played golf with the right judges, put up for Parliament." "They might make me an artificial silk or, at any rate, a nylon." "Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot." "You did put up for Parliament." "Yes." " You've never thought of it?" " No, never!" "I have the honour to be an Old Bailey hack!" "That's quite enough for me." "Lord Attlee dies!" "(Rumpole) 'In Newgate Street the City Fathers 'a stately law court did decree, 'and... there it is." "'The dome and the blindfold lady." "'Yes, well, it's much better she doesn't see all that's going on." "'Complete with murals, marble statues 'and underground accommodation for some of the choicest villains in London." "'Terrible things go on here." "Horrifying things!" "'Why is it I never go through these portals without a thrill of pleasure, 'a slight tremble of excitement?" "'A slight tremble of excitement?" "'Why does it always seem a much jollier place than my flat in Gloucester Road, 'under the strict rule of She Who Must Be Obeyed?" "'" " Morning, Harry!" " Morning, gentlemen!" "I'll have to give up, I'll have to give up, you know." "Crocked up, I'm afraid!" "Oh, nonsense, Daddy, you'll go on for years!" "No, Hilda, no." "They'll have to start looking for another Head of Chambers." "Rumpole's the senior man, that is, apart from Uncle Tom and he doesn't really practise nowadays." "Your husband the senior man, how time flies!" "I recall when he was the junior man, my pupil." "You said he was the best youngster on bloodstains you'd ever known." "Rumpole?" "Oh, yes." "Your husband was pretty good on bloodstains." "Shaky, though, on the law of landlord and tenant." "What sort of practice has he now?" "Oh, he has a tremendously busy practice!" "Rumpole hardly stops." " He's in court today." " Which court?" " I believe today it's... the Old Bailey." " It's always the Old Bailey, isn't it?" " Most of the time." "I suppose so." " Not a frightfully good address!" "Not exactly the SW1 of the legal profession." "Rumpole only went to the Bailey today because he knows the family." "It seems they've got a young boy in trouble." " Son gone wrong?" " Mmm." "Very sad, that." "Especially if he comes of a really good family." "(Voices echo)" "(Rumpole) 'Ah, the Timsons, en famille in all their glory." "'It's like a school reunion." "I've never seen so many ex-clients at one go.'" " Mr Rumpole!" " Ah, Mr Bernard." " You're instructing me." " Always in a Timson case!" "Nothing but the best for the Timsons!" "Best solicitor, best barrister going." " Shall I do the honours?" " Yes, do." " Vi, my wife." " (Rumpole) 'I got Vi off on handling 'after the Croydon bank raid." "There was really no evidence.'" "(Fred) Uncle Cyril." " Long time..." " 'What was his last outing?" "'Carrying housebreaking instruments by night?" "'" "Uncle Dennis." "You remember Den, surely?" "(Rumpole) 'Oh, yes." "Conspiracy to forge log books.'" "And Den's Doris... (Rumpole) 'Could it have been receiving a vast quantity of stolen scampi?" "'Yes, acquitted by a majority.'" "Yours truly, Frederick Timson, father." "(Rumpole) 'We slipped up with Fred's last spot of bother." "I was away with flu.'" "Well, shall we all sit down?" "(Rumpole) 'Frobisher took over." "He got three years." "Must have just got out.'" "(Fred) Now you know the whole family, Mr Rumpole." "(Rumpole) 'A family to breed from, or the Bailey would go out of business.' ...from time to time!" "I'm sure you'll do your very best for young Jimbo." "He's a good boy." "Ever so good to me while Dad was away." "(Rumpole) 'Head of the family at 14, 'with Dad off on one of his regular visits to Her Majesty.'" "It's young Jim's first appearance, like, at the Bailey." "(Rumpole) 'His bar mitzvah!" "His first Communion.'" "All those other boys got clean away with it!" "Well, that's a bit of luck." "They can't be asked if Jimbo was one of the party." "The identification by the butcher is hopeless." "Would you have a photographic impression of a young hopeful that struck you on the skull with a cricket stump?" "All they've really got is Jim's alleged confession to Peanuts Molloy." " Peanuts Molloy!" "Little grass!" " Chalky White fit him up with that!" " Chalky?" " Chief Detective Inspector White." "Why would Inspector White want to fit up Jimbo?" " Because he's a Timson!" " Because he's the apple of our eye!" "Being as how he's the baby of the family." "Chalky'd fit up his mother if it'd get him a smile off his superintendent..." " Morning, Fred!" " Morning, Chief Inspector." " Morning, Mrs Timson." " Morning, Chief Inspector." "Mr Timson, I think we'll shift our ground." "Remove, good friends!" "(Rumpole) Now, then, Mr Timson, how exactly do you say Chief Inspector Chalky White fitted up your Jimbo?" " Which is the coffees?" " Ah, thank you, love." "Just for me." "All right?" "That's it." "Thank you." "He put that grass Peanuts into Jim's painting class in the remand home." "I see." "So, your Jimbo was supposed to pour out his heart to Peanuts." ""We..." Thank you." ""We planned to do the old blokes and snatch the takings."" "As if I'd raise Jim to talk like that!" "In the nick!" "The Timsons ain't stupid!" "His dad's always told him, say nothing to anyone inside." "Bound to be a grass." "That's right." "Fred's always brought him up proper, eh, Den?" " Just like he should be." " Especially the Molloys!" " The Molloys!" " They're noted grasses." "Always were." "The Molloys is beyond the pale." "Well known for it!" "Look, how did this?" "Hah!" "How did this family feud begin exactly?" "Peanuts' grandad." "He shot my father over the Streatham Co-op robbery." " Pre-war, that was." " Streatham Co-op?" "I believe I was in that." "There wasn't much honour shown among thieves." "Then you can understand." "No Timson has even spoke to a Molloy ever since." "You're sure Jimbo wouldn't say a word to Peanuts?" "I'd give you my word of honour!" "Ain't that good enough for you?" "No Timson would ever speak to a Molloy, not under any circumstances!" " No!" " No, never." " Me, speak to Peanuts?" " (Rumpole) Yes." "No Timson don't speak to no Molloy." "It's a point of honour, like." "Ever since the Streatham Co-op case, eh?" "Your grandfather?" " Dad told you about that?" " Yes, Dad told me." "He wouldn't let me speak to no Molloy." "He wouldn't put up with it, like." "Well, Jimbo... what's the defence?" "Well, I never done it." "That's an interesting defence." "Somewhat unusual, isn't it?" "For the Timsons." " I've got my alibi, ain't I?" " Ah, yes, your alibi." " Dad reckoned it was pretty good." " Yes." "Let's hear it again." "(Bernard and Jim) Straight after school..." ""Straight after school on that Friday, June 2nd, I went to tea at my Aunt Doris'" ""and arrived there at exactly half-past five." ""At six o'clock my Uncle Den came home from work, with my Uncle Cyril." ""At seven, when this alleged crime took place," ""I was sat round the TV with my aunty and two uncles." ""I well remember." "We was watching The Newcomers."" "(Rumpole) 'The family gave him that alibi." "'Clubbed together for it, like a new bicycle.'" " Thank you." " Thank you." "(Indictinct chatter)" " (Whispers) We can't use that alibi." " Why not?" "Well, you just think about it." "Call the aunties and uncles and cross-examine them on their records, the jury will see the lad comes from a family of villains who keep a cupboard full of alibis for all occasions." "Yes, of course you're right." "Of course, the infuriating thing about the alibi is it might even be true!" "(Indistinct murmurs)" "(Polite cough)" "(Judge) Mr Featherstone." "May it please you, My Lord." "Members of the jury, I appear in this case to prosecute." "The defendant is represented by my learned friend, Mr Horace Rumpole." "Mr... who did you say, Mr Featherstone?" "Er..." "Mr Rumpole, My Lord, R-U-M-P... (Rumpole) 'That's right, spell it out for him, old darling." "'Mr Justice Everglade, known to his few friends as Florrie, 'is a stranger to the Old Bailey." "'His father was Lord Chancellor at the time" "'Jim's grandfather was doing over the Streatham Co-op." "'Educated Winchester and Balliol." "'Cracks the Times crossword in the opening of an egg." "'Most happy with trust companies suing each other 'over "nice" points of the law." "'Here for a fortnight's slumming down the Old Bailey." "(Chuckles) 'Wonder what he'll make of Peanuts Molloy?" "'" "(Featherstone)... carrying their takings to a grey Austin van, parked in Fawcett Yard, just around the corner." "Members of the jury," "I think it only fair you should know that it is alleged that Timson took part in this attack with other youths, not so far arrested... (Rumpole) "'The boy stood on the burning deck..."'" "It is right that you should tell the jury, Mr Featherstone." "Perfectly proper." " If Your Lordship pleases." " (Rumpole) 'The old chums' league?" " 'Fellow members of the Athenaeum?" "'" " I'm most grateful to your Lordship... (Rumpole) 'Why not crawl up on the bench and black his boots?" "'" "So, I imagine the young man's defence is that he wasn't ejusdem generis with the other lads?" "I'm sorry, My Lord, you asked about the defence?" "Mr..." "Rumpole." "I am reluctant to intrude on your confidential conversation with my learned friend, My Lord, but as Jim Timson's counsel," "I thought that perhaps I might know a little more about his case than the counsel for the prosecution." "I imagine your client says he was not ejusdem generis with the others?" "Ejusdem generis, My Lord?" "Oh, yes, he's always saying that." "Ejusdem generis is a phrase in constant use in his part of Brixton." "(Voice hollers) Yes!" "(Usher) Silence!" " Well done, Dad!" " Thanks, Nick." "Lovely to see you." " Sorry I couldn't turn on a murder!" " That's all right." "Nevertheless, there is strong evidence against him." "(Polite coughs)" "Members of the jury, this case isn't based on any alleged confession to the police, or indeed to anyone in authority." "I shall be calling a young man, Molloy, of the same age as the defendant to whom, you will hear, he admitted his guilt in the clearest possible terms." " Not the easiest sort of case." " (Featherstone) This young man..." " Is that your client, Dad?" " Yes, in the dock." "As usual." " Oh, my client's invariably in the dock." " He ought to be in the fifth form." "(Featherstone)... and fell into conversation with Timson..." "Oh, dear!" "Old Florrie Everglade doesn't know his business, not giving us time to get a decent lunch!" " This is fine, honestly." " One thing you can say against crime, the restaurant facilities aren't up to much." " Did you want lunch in the Bar Mess?" " Not with you here!" "Never!" "I'd rather die than have lunch in the Bar Mess!" "It's like the prefects' room in a junior public school." "Oh!" "Not your prefects' room, of course!" " Talking about school..." " Mmm." " Um..." " What?" "Trouble?" " Bit of trouble, yes." " Let me tell you at once, there's no need to say a word that might be taken down and used in evidence." "You know the old vicarage opposite the school house?" "It's been empty for years." "It's falling to pieces." " You helped it fall?" " We used to get in, Sunday evenings." " Used it for parties." " "Get in"?" "How, exactly?" "The kitchen window." "Didn't need much opening." "That's a technical break-in under the Forcible Entries Act." "What time did you effect this entry?" "Pretty late." "After chapel." "Burglary at common law and, of course, civil trespass." "What... er... what sort of parties, exactly?" "We had a poker school." " You haven't run into bankruptcy?" " I owe Crabtree £2.10." "We let a lot of people play." "Contrary to the Betting, Gaming and Lotteries Act 1963." "We used to get a bottle of cherry brandy in." "Serving liquor on unlicensed premises." "Crabtree asked a couple of girls from the village." "Bagnold never heard about that." "There's no evidence of girls!" "As far as your case goes, there is no reason to suppose the girls existed!" "As for the other charges, they are serious." " Yes, I suppose they are, rather." " You were walking past the place." "You heard a noise and went in to investigate." "Dad, Bagnold came in and found us playing poker!" "I know! "My Lord, my client was only playing poker" ""so as not to appear too pious, while he lectured his fellow sixth-formers" ""against the evils of gambling and cherry brandy!"" " Dad, be serious." " Don't you want me to defend you?" "No!" "Bagnold's not going to call in the police, or anything like that." " What's he going to do?" " I'll miss next term's exeat." "Do some extra work." "I just thought I should tell you before you get a letter." "Yes, thanks, Nick." "Thank you, I'm glad you told me." " So, there's no question of the police?" " Please!" "Of course not!" "Bagnold doesn't want any trouble." "After all, we're still at school." "Still at school..." "Of course you are." "You and young Timson, yes!" "I'm sorry." "Stupid of me." "The fish and chips don't look too bad!" " (Rumpole) May I call you Peanuts?" " If you like." " You go to the same school as Jim?" " Yeah." " But you're not friends?" " Not really." "No, the, er..." "You don't speak to each other." "The Timsons and Molloys are like the Montagues and Capulets." " What did you say they were?" " Not ejusdem generis, My Lord." " (Laughter) - (Usher) Silence!" "Peanuts, how would you describe yourself?" " Is that a proper question?" " I mean, artistically." "Are you a latter-day Impressionist?" "Do your oils in little dots?" "Or perhaps an abstract?" "White squares on a white background?" "Or perhaps watches melting in the desert, like dear old Salvador Dali?" " I don't know what you're saying!" " Neither, I confess, My Lord, do I." "(Rumpole) 'Sit quietly." "All will be revealed.'" "Are you a dedicated artist?" "The Rembrandt of the remand home?" " I hadn't done no art before." " No, that's what I rather thought." "So, are we to understand, that when Jimbo poured out his heart to you," " it was at your first painting lesson?" " Yeah." " How long had you been on remand?" " Couple of months." "Done for affray." "I didn't ask you that." "I'm sure the reasons for being on remand were entirely creditable." "What I want to know is, why this sudden fascination with the arts?" "Well, the chief screw..." "So, you were told to join the painting school and get next to Jimbo?" " (Peanuts) Something like that, yeah." " What did he say?" " "Something like that", My Lord." "And you were there not in pursuit of art but in pursuit of evidence." "You knew that very well and supplied your masters with what they wanted." " Jimbo never said a word to you!" " My Lord, I don't know quite what my learned friend is saying." "Is he suggesting..." "It's an old trick!" "Put your suspect..." "bang him up with a notable grass, if you're pushed for evidence." "They do it with grown-ups!" " Now they're trying it with children!" " Your language is foreign to me." "Then let me try and make myself clear, My Lord." "I'm suggesting that the witness was put into the painting class as a trap." "You're suggesting Mr Molloy was not a genuine amateur painter?" "No indeed, My Lord, merely an amateur witness." " (Laughter)" " I see." "Go on, Mr Rumpole." "What did you first say to Jim as you drew your easel alongside?" " I don't remember." " No?" "But you did say something?" " You were on speaking terms?" " We was speaking about the Stones." "What stones were those?" "The Rolling Stones!" "A great deal of this case is taking place in a foreign tongue!" "Oh, er, jazz musicians, as I understand, My Lord, of some notoriety." "Their notoriety hasn't reached me." "Yes, go on." "We talked about their Hammersmith concert." "We'd both been to it and we talked about that." "Then Jim said he and the other blokes had done up the butchers." "Jim said... he and the other "blokes"" "had "done" the butchers." "Well..." "Would this be a convenient moment to adjourn, Mr Rumpole?" "(Rumpole) 'Convinient for Peanuts." "He'll have his second wind tomorrow.'" " (Judge) Mr Rumpole?" " Yes, My Lord, perfectly convenient." "If Your Lordship pleases." "That was very good, Hilda." "Yes, bit of an improvement on the Old Bailey canteen, Nick, eh?" " That's not saying much, I'm afraid!" " I'd better see about clearing up." "Grandpa sent you his love, Nick." "Will you remember to write?" "He's definitely retiring as Head of Chambers." "He quite appreciates that you're the senior man." " Dad..." " Yes, old son." "Will you be cross-examining Peanuts tomorrow?" "I'll try to keep it going, but I feel I've shot my bolt as far as Peanuts goes." " You really think he's lying?" " If not, it's a damn good imitation!" "Nick enjoyed the show, even though it was only a robbery." "I wish you'd been there when I was cross-examining on the bloodstains in the Penge bungalow murder." "Nick wasn't born when you did the Penge murder." "No, I know." "Bad luck, old son!" " You were great with that judge!" " Old Florrie!" "An extraordinary judge kept talking Latin." "Dad was teasing him." "You want to be careful how you tease judges, if you're to be Head of Chambers." "Head of Chambers, Dad?" "Honestly?" " I suppose it's possible." " Can I come tomorrow?" "To the Bailey?" " Of course you can." " Your dental appointment's tomorrow!" "Eleven o'clock you've got to be in Harley Street, to see Mr Drage." "She Who Must Be Obeyed!" "Never mind!" "You won't miss much." "It's a pretty run-of-the-mill case." "Although, as I'm sure you've noticed, it does have one rather extraordinary feature." "Go on, Watson." "You interest me strangely." " Do you still read those tales?" " Not lately." "Do you remember I read them to you after She had ordered you to bed?" " When you weren't busy with murders." " Walks on Hampstead Heath." " You were Holmes and I was Watson." " I remember one walk." "Tell me, Holmes, what, in your opinion was the most remarkable evidence given by the witness..." "Peanuts Molloy?" "When he said they were talking about the Rolling Stones." "You astonish me, Holmes!" "Watson, we were led to believe they were enemies." "You know, the families weren't ejusdem generis." "Go on, go on!" "Have a bit more of this." "It stimulates the detective abilities." "There they were, chatting about a concert." "Didn't that strike you as strange, Watson?" "If you ask me, it struck me as bloody rum!" "They'd both been to the concert." "That doesn't mean anything necessarily." " I mean, I was at that concert." " Were you indeed?" "I got time off from school." "I don't recall you mentioning it." "I said I was going to the Festival Hall." "Oh, very wise!" "As far as your mother's concerned," "I should think that at the Hammersmith Odeon they probably re-enact the worst excesses of the Roman Empire." "I don't suppose you saw Peanuts or Jimbo there?" "There were about 2,000 fans, all screaming." "Yes, of course." "I don't know if that helps" "I mean, if they were old mates, Jimbo might have confided in him." "No, Peanuts was lying!" "And you spotted it." "You've got the instinct!" "You've got a nose for the evidence." "Your career at the Bar is bound to be brilliant." "Tell me, old man, when are you taking silk?" "(Rumpole laughs)" "Mr Wystan was good enough to send me a letter from Horsham Hospital." "Ah, yes." "Old Daddy's not quite up to snuff." " He mentions his retirement." " Really?" "We'll manage well with you as Head of Chambers." "Oh, do you think so?" "There's not much we won't be able to sort out over a glass in Pommeroy's." "And we'll welcome Master Nick into Chambers?" "Well, he's certainly showing some legal aptitude." "It'll be a real family affair, Mr Rumpole, if you ask me." "Like father, like son." "Like father, like son." "How very nice." " Mr Rumpole, I've checked that date." " Yes?" "You clever old darling!" "Thank you very much, Mr Bernard!" "(Rumpole) When Jim told you he'd done up the butchers, did he say the date that it happened?" "My Lord, the date is clearly set out in the indictment." "My Lord, I am cross-examining on behalf of my young client, who is charged with a serious offence!" "I'd be grateful if my learned friend did not volunteer information known to all of us in court, except the witness!" "Very well." "Please go on, Mr Rumpole." "(Sighs heavily)" " Did he tell you the date?" " He never told me when." " I thought it was in the summer." " (Rumpole) In the summer." "Are you... a fan of the Rolling Stones, Peanuts?" " Yeah." " Remind me, they were..." " The musicians!" " 'Shut up, Featherstone.'" "Ah, thank you, Mr Featherstone." " And, er... and is Jim, too, a fan?" " He was, yeah." "(Rumpole) Did you discuss music before you met on remand?" " Before the nick?" "Oh, yeah!" " At school together?" " Yeah." " And, er... in quite a friendly way?" "(Peanuts) Well, we was all right, yeah." " Did you ever go to a concert with him?" " (Peanuts) We went..." " Now, think carefully." " We went to one or two concerts." " In the evening?" " (Peanuts) Yeah." "Would you call at his home, collect him?" " You're joking!" " (Rumpole) What?" " (Peanuts) You must be joking!" " I'm not joking at all." " I wouldn't call at his home!" " The families don't speak." " You wouldn't be welcome there!" " The Montagues and the Capulets?" "If Your Lordship pleases." "Your Lordship puts it extremely aptly." "(Mouths inaudibly)" "What would you do if going to a concert together?" "We'd leave school together, and just hang around the caffs." " Hang around the caffs?" " Cafés, Mr Rumpole?" "(Rumpole) Yes, of course, the cafés, My Lord." "Before you went up West?" "If Your Lordship would allow me to translate, the West End of London." "Yeah!" "So, you wouldn't be separated when you went to a concert together?" " We hung around." " Did that happen when you saw the Rolling Stones at Hammersmith Odeon?" " Yeah." " That was this summer?" " Yeah." " You left school together?" "And hung around the caffs." "Then we went up to the Odeon." " You were together the whole evening?" " I told you, didn't I?" "(Rumpole) Yes, indeed, you told me." "Thank you very much." "My Lord, perhaps my learned friend might be interested in knowing the date of the only Rolling Stones concert at the Hammersmith Odeon this year." "He might like to compare it with the date of the offence, so conveniently set out in the indictment." "(Whispers around the court)" "But you had an alibi!" "You had a proper, reasonable, truthful alibi!" "And, joy of joys, it even came from the prosecution." "Why the hell not tell me?" " Me dad wouldn't have liked it." " Your dad wouldn't have liked it!" "And because of that, you were prepared to be found guilty, to be convicted of robbery with violence?" " Dad got the family to alibi me." " Keep it in the family!" "Oh, well, I'd better collect me things." "Anyway, thanks, Mr Rumpole." "Dad said I could rely on you to win the day." "Cheers!" "No, wait!" "I didn't win the day!" "It was luck, it was a sheer fluke, Jimbo!" " It'll never happen again!" " You're joking, Mr Rumpole!" "Me Dad told me about you." "Says you never let the Timsons down." "Do you think that's what I'm here for?" "To help you in a career like your dad's?" "God, I shouldn't have asked those questions, or found out that date!" "Then you'd really be happy, wouldn't you?" "Then you'd really follow in your dad's footsteps all your life!" "Sharp spells in borstal to learn the mysteries of housebreaking and then on to a solid life of crime!" "Oh, you might do really well!" "You might end up in Parkhurst in the maximum-security wing, doing a glamorous 20 years and a hero to the screws!" "We've got his things at the gate." "Come on, Timson." " You can't stay here all night." " Well, I've got to go." "I don't know how to face me dad, really, me being so friendly with Peanuts." "No, Jim, wait!" "Just a minute, just a minute." "Look, come here." "Listen, if you're pleased with the way I did your case..." " I am!" "Frankly, I'm quite satisfied." " Oh, I'm glad." "Would you consider doing me a favour?" " Why?" "Aren't we on Legal Aid?" " Of course we're on Legal Aid!" "Listen, haven't you ever thought about leaving home?" " I couldn't do that!" "Not ever!" " Why not?" "Me mum depends on me, like when Dad goes away." "Well, she depends on me then as head of the family." "Head of the family!" "Cheers!" "(Door squeaks open)" "(Chalky) Don't look so miserable, Mr Rumpole." "You won." "Nobody won, Inspector, but truth emerges sometimes, even down the Old Bailey." "But he's a Timson." "Runs in the family." " We'll get him... sooner or later." " Yes, I suppose you will." "There we are." "Thanks very much." "Hello, George!" "(George) Hello, Rumpole." "Join us." "(Tony) Marvellous win." " Yes, I hear you've had a splendid win!" " "Trailing clouds of glory, do we come!"" " Be years before you get the cheque!" " What was it about?" "I forget." "You don't get paid for years at the Old Bailey!" "I told my grocer," ""If you had to wait as long to be paid for a pound of sugar" ""as we do for an armed robbery..."" "Albert tells me he's had a letter from Wystan... and I'd like to say, Rumpole, we'd all like to say, you'll make a splendid Head of Chambers!" ""Shades of the prison-house begin to close" ""Around the growing Boy But He beholds the light," ""and whence it flows and sees it in his joy..."" "Rumpole quotes Wordsworth." "Does it quite often." "But does the growing boy behold the light, George, or is the old sheep of the Lake District being unduly optimistic?" "Well, I think it'll be refreshing to have a Head of Chambers who quotes poetry." "(Laughter)" " Have you seen The Times?" " Haven't had time." "The crossword!" "Guthrie Featherstone, he's taken silk." "(Featherstone) It's the stockings that are the problem!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "They would be!" " Keeping them up." " I do understand." " Yes." "Well, Marigold..." " Who?" " My wife, Marigold." " A wife?" "My wife, Marigold!" "(Shouts) Oh, that Marigold!" "Yes." "She's a nurse, you know, and she put me in touch with this shop which supplies suspender belts to nurses!" "Amongst other things!" " Really?" " Yes, yes!" "Yards of elastic for the larger ward sister!" "Ha ha ha!" " Well, it works miraculously!" " A suspender belt!" "You sexy devil!" "Lord, I'd never realised the full implications of rising to the height of the legal profession." "(Tom) Some time since we had champagne in Chambers." "(Hoskins) Or a silk in Chambers." "(Tom) I recall, George, you'll like this, we had a fellow here called Bulstrode - it was before you were born - and someone gave him 100 guineas for six months' pupillage." "Know what he did?" " No." " Stood champagne all round." "The next day he ran off to Calais with his clerk and we never saw them again!" "Thank you." "Whose pupil were you?" "I forget." " He was my pupil, Uncle Tom." " Well, George wouldn't do that!" " At least, I don't think." "Would you?" " I missed the start." "I was telling him about Bulstrode." "Someone gave him... (George) I do remember." "Albert." "(Tom)... 100 guineas, and, er..." "Ah!" "Ah, Albert, well met!" "By Jove, you do look distinguished!" "One has to cut a certain figure down the House of Lords." "Hope I'll have the same pleasure with you, sir." "Never, Albert, I promise you!" "Not ever." "Now, Henry, we don't want you getting Miss Marchbanks tiddly." " You may fill me up." " You wouldn't rather a glass of instant?" " Now, now..." " Thank you, Henry." " There you go, sir." " Lovely." "Your husband's star has risen so quickly, Mrs Featherstone." "Only ten years and he's an MP and leading counsel." "It's the PR, you see." "Guthrie's frightfully good at the PR." " At the what?" " Guthrie always says the important thing at the Bar is to be polite to your instructing solicitor." " Don't you find that?" " Polite to solicitors?" " That never occurred to me." " Guthrie admires you so!" "He admires your style of advocacy." "It makes a change from bowing three times and offering to black the judge's boots." "He says you're most amusing out of court." "Don't you quote poetry?" "Only at moments of great sadness, madam." "Or extreme elation!" "Guthrie so looks forward to leading you in his next big case." "Leading me?" "Did you say leading me?" "He has to have a junior now." "He wants the best available." " Now he's a leader." " Now he's left the Junior Bar." "Just for a pair of knee breeches, he left us." "Just for an elastic suspender belt, as supplied to the nursing profession." " Rumpole." " Ah, my learned leader!" " Could I have a word?" " Of course." "Would you excuse me?" " Marigold!" " (George) Marigold, come and join us." "(Rumpole) Well, old chap..." " Albert, I tell you what..." "Hello." " Hello, Uncle Tom." "I just wanted to say that I don't see why recent events should make any difference to the situation in Chambers." " You're the senior man in practice." " "Ah, you wrong me, Brutus." ""You said an older soldier, not a better."" " A quotation, Rumpole!" "Very apt." " Is it?" "No, what I mean is, that I don't see why, um... all this should make any difference." "You'll have my full support as Head of Chambers." " Oh, that..." "(AIbert) Mr Wystan!" "Mr Wystan's here!" " Henry, a chair for Mr Wystan." " (Featherstone) Come along in." "(Indistinct chatter)" "(George) You look wonderful." "So good to see you." "Albert..." "albert wrote to me about this little celebration." "I was determined to be with you and the doctor's given permission for one glass of champagne." "Champagne coming up, sir!" "There we are." " Glad you could come!" " Great change in Chambers!" "Now we have a silk!" "Guthrie Featherstone, QC MP." "(all) Guthrie Featherstone, QC MP!" "# For he's a jolly good fellow For he's a jolly good fellow" "# For he's a jolly good fellow And so say all of us" " # And so say all of us... #" " Thank you!" "Thank you." "(Wystan) You have brought a great distinction to Chambers." "Isn't that nice, Guthrie?" "When I was a young man..." " Remember when we were young?" "(Uncle Tom) Vaguely." "We used to hang around in Chambers for weeks on end." "I well recall we used to occupy ourselves with an old golf ball and a mashie niblick, trying to get chip shots into the waste bin." " Still does, Uncle Tom." " Albert was a boy." " A mere child, Mr Wystan." " We used to pray for work, any work." "We were tempted to crime." "Only way we could get into court." "As you grow older, you discover, it's not having any work that matters, it's the quality that counts." "Hear!" "Hear!" "We should do more civil." "Guthrie Featherstone, QC MP, will command briefs in all divisions." " Hear!" "Hear!" " Planning, contract, even Chancery." "Come, now, Wystan!" "(Wystan) I was afraid after I've gone these Chambers might become known as merely a criminal set." " Disgraceful!" " There's no doubt about it, too much criminal work does rather lower the standing of a chambers." " Couldn't you install pithead baths?" " Oh, Horace." "We could all have a good scrub down after the Bailey." "(Laughter)" "Horace Rumpole, and I mean no disrespect to my son-in-law... (Rumpole bellows) Daddy!" "(George) Rumpole!" "...practises almost exclusively in the criminal courts." "One doesn't get the fascinating points of law, not in criminal work." "I've thought we should try to attract some lucrative tax cases." "Ah, tax cases!" "Tax cases make the world go round." "I mean, compared to the wonderful world of tax, crime's totally trivial!" "What does it matter if a boy loses a year, two years of his life, hmm?" "Totally unimportant!" "Anyway, he'll grow up to be banged up for a good five, shut up with his chamberpot in some hole we prefer not to think about." "Now, then, Horace, your practice no doubt requires a good deal of skill." "Skill?" "Who said anything about skill?" "Any fool can do it!" "It's only a matter of life and death." "Crime, it's a sort of game." "I mean, how can you compare it to the real world of offshore securities and deductible expenses?" "(Wystan) All you young men in chambers can learn enormously from Rumpole when it comes to crime." "(Rumpole) God!" "You make me sound just like Fred Timson!" " Ah, champers!" " Who's Fred Timson?" "The Timsons are Rumpole's favourite family." "An industrious clan of South London criminals." " (Wystan) South London criminals?" " Do we really want Timson types forever hanging round our waiting room?" "I merely ask it." "(Loud sarcastic tone) Do you really, merely ask it?" "Excuse me." "The Timsons and their like are no doubt grist to Rumpole's mill but it's the balance that counts." " There we are, sir!" " Now, er... you'll be looking for a new Head of Chambers." "I'd like you all to think it over carefully and put your views to me in writing." "We should all try and remember it's the good of the Chambers that matters." " Are we still looking?" " Not the feelings, however deep, of any particular person." " The good of Chambers." " (all) The good of Chambers!" "Guthrie Featherstone..." "Head of Chambers?" "By universal acclaim." "(Sighs)" "I'm sorry." "Oh, he can have the headaches... trying to work out Albert's extraordinary bookkeeping." "If only you could have become a QC." "QC..." "CT, that's good enough for me." "CT?" "Whatever's CT?" "Counsel for the Timsons." "Oh, Rumpole, you're impossible!" "You're not in court today?" "No, not today." "It must be time to see Nick off." "What are you reading? "The Mysterious Adventures of the Speckled Band"?" ""Industrial Soci..." Sociology, Nick?" "Bagnold was talking about what I should read if I get into Oxford." "It's very interesting." "You astonish me, old..." " I'll ring for the taxi." " (Hilda) Of course you'll read law." "I thought perhaps PPE, then go on to Sociology." "Well, we're going to keep it in the family!" "PPE sounds very good, Nick, very good indeed." "(Growls) For God's sake, let's stop keeping it in the family!" "That's what's wrong, Nick, that's the devil of it." "They're all being born around us all the time, little Mr Justice Everglades, little Timsons." "(Tersely) Little Guthrie Featherstones." "All being set off to follow in their fathers' footsteps." "Well, let's have no more of that." "No more following in fathers' footsteps, hmm?" " See you at half term, then." " Right." "(Nick) Victoria Station, please." "No more."

"To all your friends, you're delirious" "So consumed in all your doom" "Trying hard to fill your emptiness" "The piece is gone" " Ten-minute warning." " I'm fine." " What about your meds?" " Got it, Mom." "You are beautiful no matter what they say" "House!" " Need you." " Forget it." "I'm going home." "Hay fever?" "Oh, you must be a doctor and everything." " Two minutes." " No." "The purple thingie on the file means that whoever is one of yours which means cancer, which means no way it's two minutes." "Fine, I'm lying. 30 minutes." " Mystery of life." " Benadryl might help." " Already did 1,000 milligrams." " Steam room?" "Why, Jimmy." "We'll talk about this in the morning." "I got a 9-year-old with cancer." "Alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma." "Terminal kid trumps your stuffy nose" " Not yet." "She's hallucinating." "So the rhabdo's in her brain." "Make her comfortable." "She's got about a week." "Yeah, except there is no cancer in her brain." "Pristine CT scan, blood tests, protein markers, all negative." "The cancer's in remission." "Which means the hallucinations are unconnected." "Fascinating, huh?" "And not that it matters, but if you fix whatever's going on in her head, you give her maybe another year." "Long time for a 9-year-old." "No." "It'll just fly by." "Five major surgeries, a bone marrow transplant, fourteen rounds of chemo and blast radiation." "If it was me, I'd just stay home and watch TV or something, not lie here under a microscope." "Don't worry." "Anything happens to you, nobody's gonna lift a finger." "Differential diagnosis." " On your marks, get set..." " Hallucinations could be caused by..." "Whoa!" "Wait for it." "And go." "...latent neurotoxicity from the chemo treatments." "No, patient's last round of chemo was two months ago." " We would've seen it by now." " Genetic component?" "Nothing on mom." "Dad split when she was pregnant." " His medical history's also clean." " What a guy." "What about graft versus host disease from the bone marrow transplant?" "Infection travels to her brain, she has hallucinations." "Blood work and LP were clean." "But where there's infection, there's meningeal swelling." "That CT shows no meningeal involvement." "True." "Get a tox screen and an MRI." "We can do that, if you wanna ignore what we just discussed." "Sounds good." "Toxic exposure doesn't make any chronological sense." "I guess there is a third option." "She's making it all up because she doesn't wanna get in trouble for breaking a minor." "Unfortunately we can't test for that, so tox screen, MRI," " and you stay away from the patient." " What'd I do?" "Oh, well, you'll just get all warm and cuddly around the dying girl and insinuate yourself." "Probably end up in a custody battle." "Chase, you handle the mom." "Tell her that you'd just sit home and watch TV and die, but you've got to go through the motions and try to save her daughter's life." "It's a doctor thing." " What the hell is this?" " Black walnut and ginger." "It's nice." "I'll just lay you down and I'll attach this thingamajiggy." " Sat monitor." " Oh, a pro." "Don't have to explain anything." "I like it." "Central line for the chemo." "Yeah." "Doesn't hurt or anything, does it?" "No, it's awesome." "Instead of an IV, it saves me a lot of time and a bunch of needle sticks." "Oh, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say they like their central line before." "All right, can I interest you in a walk in the park?" " No, thanks." " Okay." "Don't want any butterflies, either." "Doesn't matter what the walls look like, you're still looking for cancer." "Not today." "We're looking for an infection." "But I get your point." " You comfortable?" " Yup." " All right." "Let's get this over with." " A pro." "I like it." "Whoa!" "Look at the time." "I should've been out of here 20 minutes ago." " You've only been here 20 minutes." " I can't slip anything by you, can I?" " There's a patient in One." " Nah, I'm taking a sick day." " Take some Claritin." " Everyone's a doctor suddenly." "Patient in One requested a male doctor." " Balls are in your court, doctor." " Union rules." "I can't check out this guy's seeping gonorrhea this close to lunch." "Exam Room One." "Well, it's sexist, and a very dangerous precedent." "If people could choose the sex of their doctors," " you gals would be out of business." " Exam Room One!" "Sore throat?" "Well, it's not lupus." "Well, not everyone can operate a zipper." "You know, the up, down, what comes next?" "My new girlfriend never been with a guy who wasn't circumcised." " So she freaked, and..." " Ah-ha." "And you wanted Rivkah to feel all gemutlicht." "I get it." "It's a shandah." " I got some box cutters and..." " Just like Abraham did it." "I sterilized them, which I was told..." "Stop talking." "I'm gonna get a plastic surgeon." "Get the Twinkie back in the wrapper." "House." "Hey, House." "Andie's MRI and tox screen were clean." "No infection, no neurotoxins." "Oxygen saturation is 94%." "Check her heart." "Her oxygen saturation is normal." " It's off by one percentage point" " It's within range, it's normal." "If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin." "We've got a patient who for no obvious reason is hallucinating." "Since it's not obvious, I thought we'd go with subtle." "It doesn't matter." "If her sat percentage is off, that means her blood isn't getting enough oxygen." "That's a problem with her lungs, not her heart." "And a lung problem isn't causing hallucinations." "But the lungs could lead us somewhere that is." "Welcome to the end of the thought process." "Primary pulmonary hypertension?" "Maybe PE or pulmonary fibrosis." "Could be some bizarre case of kyphoscoliosis." "I'm going home." "While I'm resting, you guys get some arterial blood gases, once you confirm that she is hypoxic, I want a plethysmography, chest x-ray, CT and V-Q." "But if all that comes back negative, then snake a catheter into her lungs." "Don't worry, if I don't sleep in, I'll get bagels." " You ever had this test before?" " What's it for?" "This goes all the way up the vein by your hip, into your lung." "If I find something up there blocking anything, I pull it out." "Simple." "It's gonna be easy." "The doctor at Sloan told me I had a great aorta." " Oh, you have had this test before." " Sorry." "I just like hearing you talk." "I've never kissed a boy." "There's time yet for that." "There was a boy last summer." "I was atone of those cancer camps." "I just never had the guts to ask him." "You know, there's a good chance I'm not gonna walk out of this hospital." "Even if I do, I'm nine." "Not a lot of kissing going on in the third grade." "You will walk out of here, all right?" "And you will kiss a boy." "There you go." "A smile." "Will you kiss me?" " No." " No one will ever know." "I'm sorry." "I can't." " I won't tell anyone." " Listen, you're nine years old." "I'm 30." "I just wanna know what it feels like." "Once." "This isn't your last chance for that." "What if it is?" "Please kiss me?" " Bagels." " You didn't sleep in." "Didn't sleep, didn't breathe." "I'm dying." "Pulmonary angiogram of Andie's lungs was clean." "Arterial blood gases and CT scan were also normal." "Her heart and lungs are fine." "Which gives us no explanation for the diminished sat percentage." "Yeah, oddly enough, sometimes normal is normal." "Sometimes we can't see why normal isn't normal." " Get her symptoms on the board." " You're letting me touch the markers?" "It's written out in my advanced health care directive." "Should I be incapacitated in any way, you run the board." "Then Foreman." "Chase, you're just not ready yet." " What else?" " Guys," "I know we sort of ruled out infection, but if we forget the labs for a minute, there is one infection we didn't test for because of her age." " Neurosyphilis." " There's no way." "If the infection dipped into her cerebral cortex, all peripheral functions could be compromised." "No." "She hasn't had sex." "She's nine." "Maybe it wasn't her idea." "I mean, she's been around a lot of adults." "All the hospital visits, the counselors at the cancer camps." "You think she's been molested?" "And hiding it pretty well if there's any of that going on." "Yeah." "All girls who've been molested wanna talk about it." " Break out the rape kit." " She hasn't had sex." " Why are you so sure?" " She told me she'd never kissed a boy." " You read her diary, too?" " She asked me to kiss her." "I rest my case." "A regular 9-year-old girl does not have sex on the brain, not when a doctor's threading a catheter through her vein." "But she's not a regular 9-year-old She's got terminal cancer." "Cancer doesn't make you special." " Molestation on the other hand..." " She wanted one kiss, before she dies." "If she's never kissed a boy, it's a fair bet she's never had sex." "Tell that to all the hookers who won't kiss me on the mouth." "Hey, here's a theory." "She has been molested, seeks refuge in romantic fantasies with older men with great hair, and I think you left out the punchline." "Victims of molestation learn to work the angles, manipulate people." "You did it, didn't you?" "You kissed her." "It wasn't sick." "It was one kiss for a dying girl." "One small..." "One small kiss before she dies." "Thank you." "Thanks." "This is exactly why you can't touch my markers." " Go see if she's had sex." " Okay." " No one's ever touched me." " We just need to be sure." "I like your hair." "I used to have really curly hair." "I always wanted it to be like yours is." "Thank you." "All right, that's it." "You're fine." " With a patient." " She dying?" " No." " Then she can wait." "Will you excuse me just two minutes?" "If only she'd been molested." "Then we'd have something to go on." " No forced entry." " One hallucination." "Maybe it was just bad pork, maybe there's nothing..." "She's not fine." "Her sat percentage dropped another point." "Which could suggest a tumor in her lung." "Lung wouldn't explain the hallucination." "CT scans showed both lungs were clean." "Which means there's a tumor in her heart." "Not a chance!" "Give me that." " I loosened it." " I opened it." "We've got an MRI and an echo of her heart." "There's nothing there." "Give me one other explanation for low oxygen saturation." "I can't." "There's only one condition that simultaneously affects" " the heart and brain, but she..." " Perfect, let's go with that." "Tuberous sclerosis in a kid that also has alveolar rhabdomyosarcoma?" "Two different unrelated cancers at the same time is a statistical no-no." "What's the rate of cancer in the general population?" " One in 10,000?" " Don't." "Don't start with the numbers." "Way I figure it, one in 10,000 of them should have another cancer." "Little girl won the lottery twice." " It happens." " So you're gonna cut her open?" "Exploratory surgery." "I gotta find this thing." "You're just gonna grope around inside an immunocompromised 9-year-old?" " She could die on the table." " I know it's somewhere near the heart." "House..." "you've got to do better than that." "Why are we here?" "Better acoustics." "Now listen to this." " It's a mitral heart valve." " No." "Get the wax out of your ears." "This is the patient's aortic valve." "I downloaded the audio of her echocardiogram." " What are we trying to hear?" " Tumor." "They tend to keep quiet on account of them not having any mouths." "But we could hear an abnormality in the sound of the valve, which would indicate the presence of something." "The tumor, for example." "If we could tell the surgeon where to look, this is no longer an exploratory surgery, it's a precision strike." " Her aortic valve sounds normal." " Too bad." "Now listen to the dulcet tones of Andie's tricuspid valve." " Normal." "And this is her mitral valve." "I don't hear anything weird." "You guys make me sad." "Listen again." "She's had one hallucination." "Why are we operating on her?" "Why are we risking her life?" "Because Wilson thinks it'd be nice to give the girl a year to say goodbye to her mommy." "Guess maybe she stutters or something." "Now shut up and listen." "Tricuspid." "Mitral." " Again." " Wait." "There." "There's an extra flap." "I'm gonna ask the surgeon to look at the mitral valve first." "Chase, I want you there." "I don't like reading surgeon's reports, they're boring." "I'm not really sure I should be spending more time with her." "She'll be unconscious." "You'll be safe." " I'll be there when you wake up." " I'm gonna be fine, Mom." "Brave kid." "She even gave her mom a pep talk." "Mature, brave." "She's a wonder." "What's your problem?" "These cancer kids, you can't put them all on a pedestal." "It's basic statistics." "Some of them have got to be whiny little fraidy-cats." "You're unbelievable." "If there's not one yellow-belly in the whole group, then being brave doesn't have any meaning." "Andie handles an impossible situation with grace." "That's not to be admired?" "You see grace because you wanna see grace." "You don't see grace because you won't go anywhere near her." "Idolizing is pathological with you people." "You see things to admire where there's nothing." "Yeah, well, we're evil." "You find things to admire where you shouldn't be sniffing at all." " Like Debbie in Accounting." " She's nice." "You shouldn't know that." "You're married." "So, the little kid dying of cancer, I shouldn't like her?" "If you're dying, suddenly everybody loves you." "You have a cane, nobody even likes you." "I'm not terminal, merely pathetic." "You wouldn't believe the crap people let me get away with." "They found a tumor." "It's in her lung, extending into her heart." "It wasn't visible on the MRI because it's growing along the heart wall." "Now, because of the placement, the surgeon has to temporarily remove Andie's heart." "It's called an explant." "They cut out the tumor, replace any damaged heart muscle with bovine patches." "That's a patch made from the cow's pericardium." " It's a sac that encloses the heart." " What are her chances?" "The problem is, there might not be enough heart left once they remove all of the tumor." "And if the tumor's metastasized, there's nothing we can do." " Dr Murphy." " Just let me tie this off." " Doctor!" " What?" "She's got a bleed in her eye." "They got the tumor, repaired her heart, but she bled out of her eye." "She didn't bleed out of her eye from a heart tumor." " True." "The cardiac tumor was benign." " That's impossible!" " Statistically..." " Oh, shut up." "If the tumor's benign, that means it didn't cause her hallucinations." " That's why I'm mentioning it." " So, the tumor's a coincidence?" "This is bad." "You're starting to state the obvious." "No, you said it would be there and it was there." "It can't be a coincidence." "A 9-year-old with terminal cancer gets an unrelated benign tumor growing in her heart." "Why?" " It's benign?" "That's impossible." " Talk to Wilson." "And the retinal bleed, another coincidence?" "A clot could create pressure behind the eye, cause the bleeding." "A clot could explain the eye, but doesn't explain the hallucinations." "A clot could cause mini seizures." "Great." "Another thing that's not causing the hallucinations." "Post-seizure psychosis." "The brain sort of corrects itself after the seizure by hallucinating." "The clot could explain the eye and the hallucinations, but what about the tumor?" "Tumors the size of an octopus wrapped around a little girl's heart are not just a coincidence." "She's not healthy, she's never been healthy." "What's the theory here?" "This girl's body's a lemon?" "Faulty manufacturing, everything's falling apart?" "The tumor is Afghanistan, the clot is Buffalo." "Does that need more explanation?" "Okay." "The tumor is Al-Qaeda, the big bad guy, the brains." "We went in, wiped it out, but it had already sent out a splinter cell." "A small team of low-level terrorists quietly living in some suburb of Buffalo, waiting to kill us all." "Are you trying to say the tumor threw a clot before we removed it?" "It was an excellent metaphor." "Angio her brain before this clot straps on an explosive vest." "Angio was clean." " There's no clot?" " There's a clot, we just can't find it." "You can't do exploratory surgery on her brain." "Are you sure you're not a neurologist?" "Okay." "She's gonna die." "Well, the clot's not gonna go away quietly." "It could blow at any time." " Are you gonna let them know?" " I guess so." " Can I come with?" "To tell Andie she's gonna die?" " That's very un-you." " She's such a brave girl." "I wanna see how brave she is when you tell her she's gonna die." "Go to hell." "What would you do if you were told you were gonna die?" " I don't know, I'd be devastated." " You'd cry like a baby." "Everybody would." " She's not doing anything." "She's a rock." " She's brave." "Yeah, yeah, yeah." "Why?" "She's gone through more than most people do in a lifetime." "So what?" "Does that mean she's ready to die?" "What if her bravery is a symptom?" "The clot is causing hallucinations and messing with her emotions." "You think her bravery is chemically based?" "It would tell us where to look for the clot." "Where's the fear center?" "The amygdala, near the hippocampus." "It's a big area and a busy one." "You blindly cut in there, you'll kill her." "Only time you're gonna see this clot is at autopsy." "Then let's do that." "Is it still illegal to perform an autopsy on a living person?" " Are you high?" " If it's Tuesday, I'm wasted." "It's Wednesday." "I want to induce a hypothermic cardiac arrest." "Once the patient's on bypass, we siphon off two liters of blood, perfuse the brain while she's in an MRI." "You're actually talking about killing her." "Just for a little while." "I'll bring her right back." "Oh, well, in that case, go ahead." "Why are we even talking?" "If we do nothing, she's dead in a day, maybe a week." "The kind that lasts." "We need FDA approval for any surgical technique" " that's used for diagnostic purposes." " Absolutely." "If we were doing anything invasive." "But there's nothing invasive..." "You know, I'm not cutting into her head." "I'm just looking for a clot." " Not invasive?" "You're killing her." " Don't split hairs." "If it works, she lives." "Make sure the mom understands that this is a million-to-one shot." "I'll see that Wilson passes that along." "The plan is basically to reboot your daughter." "Like a computer." "We shut her down." "Then restart her." "How do you restart a 9-year-old girl?" "We cool her core body temperature to 21 degree Celsius." " Use blankets, ice." " Sort of like hibernation?" "Not quite." "In hibernation, a bear's heartbeat is just very slow." " In cardiac arrest, there is no heartbeat." " So she's dead." "Temporarily, yes." "By cooling her, we limit the risk of damage when we remove her blood." " Not all of it, two to three liters." " Half her blood?" "Then we put it back." "It's called perfusing the circuit." "In this case, her brain." "And using an MRI, we'd have a very brief window to hopefully see the outline of the clot." "If it's there, and it's operable, we go get it." "And Andie walks out of here." "Signed consent forms" " Great, thanks." "You sound better." "I stacked a combo of Mentholatum, a few Vicodin, and something else which I can't remember." "Should be able to ride the high for a couple hours." " What did Andie say?" " About what?" " About this?" " I didn't talk to her." "She doesn't need to know the specifics of this procedure." "What if you're right about her?" "What if she just is that brave?" "That doesn't mean she's mature enough to handle this kind of decision." "Either she understands, or she's not brave." "You can't have it both ways." "If she does understand, then she deserves to know what's going on." " I'm Dr House." " I've seen you around." "Your mom tell you what we're gonna try?" "Sort of." "Tomorrow's test could take 10 hours." "Given your present condition, you might not even make it through." " My mom's done a lot of research." " How do you feel about it?" "If we figured maturity came from how much time you've got left instead of how long you've been here, this would be your call." "I don't have a choice, right?" "I could give you one." "I wanna get better." "You've got cancer." " If I fix this..." " I have a year." "A year of this." "A lot of people wouldn't want that." "A lot of people would just want it to be over." "Are you asking if I wanna die?" "Nobody wants to die." "But you're going to." "The question is, how?" "How much you're gonna suffer, and how long." "I'm asking if you want this to be over." "What would you tell my mom?" "I would give her 10 excellent medical reasons why we can't do this procedure." "I can't just leave her 'cause I'm tired." "But you can't stay for her, either." "But she needs me here." "This is your life." "You can't do this just for her." "I love her." "Thank you for joining me for tonight's dress rehearsal." "Playing the part of Andie is Morty Randolph." "For his donation to science, we give our thanks." "Once Andie is cooled and goes off bypass, we have 60 seconds to get two liters of blood out of her body, back into her for the pictures to find the clot in her head." "If our star is bumped tomorrow, while my MRI is on, these red lights will go off." "Which will mean we have no usable test results." "No test results, it's goodbye Broadway." "You guys'll be wearing bad cat suits in Des Moines." "We'll have neurosurgeons here with a view of the monitors, cardiac surgeon there in case we need to open her up." "Anesthesiologists, one by the cardiac bypass machine, one by the cooling apparatus." "Girls in the chorus, if you're over 5'10", stick with me." "Okay, give me 60 seconds on the clock." "Show time." "A five, six, seven, eight!" "Siphon off the blood through the arterial line." "Whoosh." "Sound of blood draining." "More whoosh." "And we kill her." "Again." "Sony, my hand slipped." "How hard can this be?" " It's a little busy down here." " Again!" "If we didn't have to lavage her gastrointestinal..." "Again!" "Again!" "We could bolt it to the table." "Gruesome and low-tech." "Kiss me, I love it." "A five, six, seven, eight!" "Here you go, Doctor." "This'll make you sleep." "A lot of people." "Big musical number, kiddo." "A lot of people here to make you look good." " You're kind of freaking me out." " He gets that sometimes." "Deep breath, honey." "Okay, go!" "Intubate her." "Is that one okay?" "Charge." "Here." "Body temperature 37 degrees Celsius." "Start the cooling." "You, go." " She's shivering." " 200 milligrams of Vecuronium." "24 degrees Celsius." "We have afib." " What?" " She's dead, that's the whole idea." "Go!" "One liter out." "Two liters." "Okay, put the blood back in." "Reperfuse the circuit." "Anything, people, anything at all." "Internal carotid artery in cavernous sinus is fine." " Ten seconds!" " Vestibulocochlear nerve intact." " Middle meningeal artery clear." " Five seconds!" "Nothing." "We're over the limit." "We've got to start rewarming her" " or there'll be permanent damage" " Keep looking!" "There!" " I didn't see anything." " It was there." "You sure?" "Four millimeters lateral to the hippocampus, I saw it." "House, she's out of time, she's gonna be a vegetable." "I saw it!" "That's good enough for me." "They were able to restart her heart." "She's doing as well as could be hoped." " So they found the clot?" " We think so." "The neurosurgeons are attempting to remove it right now." "And when will we know if there was any damage?" "A few hours." "Four millimeters lateral to the hippocampus." "That's where I am." "There's nothing there." " You're not there yet, keep going." " I'm there." "Are you sure you saw..." "There it is." "I think I can get it." "Hi, Mom." "Oh, hi." "You're treating your stuffy nose with cocaine." "Diphenhydramine." "Antihistamine." "New delivery system." "It's a blood-brain barrier thing." "It's all about speed, isn't it?" "One thing to another, never standing still." " You're pretty good at that." " I know my way around a razor blade." "It's time." " Just a couple more rocks." " Andie's going home." "Right." "The parade of the small bald circus freaks." " Sorry, I've got a thing." " I read her surgeon's report." "The clot was nowhere near her amygdala." "Means her fear emotions were working perfectly." " Yeah." " Yeah." "So her bravery was not a symptom." "Yeah." "I was wrong." "She genuinely is a self-sacrificing saint, whose life will bring her nothing but pain." "Which she will stoically withstand just so that her mom doesn't have to cry quite so soon." "I'm beside myself with joy." " She enjoys life more than you do." " Right." "She stole that kiss from Chase." "What have you done lately?" "I'm pacing myself." "Unlike her, I have the luxury of time." "She could outlive you." "In case you wanna see real butterflies." "I'm not gonna kiss you." "No matter what you say." "It's sunny outside." "You should go for a walk." "Not much for the long walks in the park." "Now get." "0 to 60 in 2.8 seconds." "Four-stroke, four cylinder, liquid cooled." "You gain a lot of torque according to..." "Right leg?" "Your right leg?" "You can still ride." "We got excellent financing right now." "It lists for ten-eight." "I'll let you steal it out the door for ten-three." "No, thanks." "Could I test drive one of these things?"

"You should've been there last night, you would've loved it." "Two warriors squaring off in the ring." "I had plans with McGee." "Mud glistening off their thongs." "Wait, back up a second." "You were with mcgeek?" "No, he was with me." "I was making him dinner." "Why would you make mcgeek dinner?" " l like to cook." " You cook?" " Jimmy seemed to like it." " Palmer?" "I've never even been to your place and you're cooking dinner for McGee and the autopsy gremlin?" "At what point did the Earth come off its axis?" "Perhaps now, Tony." "What's wrong with that picture?" "Containers aren't unloaded at the dock." "Clear." "Custom seal's been broken." "Tony!" "Get inside." "I think we've just been screwed in here, Tony." "The term is "bolted."" "Same difference." "I tried that." "Bolted from the outside." "I knew your idea was stupid." "My idea?" "Yes." "Taking up a defensive position inside a metal box." "Yes." " You're not panicking on me, are you?" " l don't panic." "This is me, mad." "I'm not getting any reception." "How about you?" " l'm braless." " l noticed that earlier." " But on your phone they're "bars."" " Don't you have anything better to do than correct my English?" " Like what?" " Like getting us out of this box" " you trapped us in." " Okay, first of all, this is not my fault." "Second of all, I like dark, tight spaces." "Unless, of course, they insist on some form of commitment." "I was referring to my childhood bedroom." "It looks like our smugglers have removed most of the cargo, so they're probably not coming back." "We're still locked in a box and freezing to death." "Somebody might have heard the gunfire." "Yeah, well, if they did, they'd be here by now." "You know what we could do?" "Fire a couple of rounds out of these shafts." " Maybe someone will hear us." " Oh, yeah." "Maybe they didn't hear the massive firefight." "So let's just waste the little ammunition we have." "You know what?" "You're brilliant." "Genius." "Sarcasm is the refuge of a shallow mind." "What do you suggest we do?" "I suggest we bust out of here now." "Okay, Bugsy, I'll take care of the security guard and go through the" " This is not funny. lt's not funny." " l know." "What we need to do is relax and remain calm, and wait." "For what?" "For them to come in with reinforcements?" "For Gibbs." "Trust me, he'll find us." "I believe you." "The question is, will it be before we freeze to death?" "Our intel was wrong, Gibbs." "The container isn't filled with small arms," " it's a shipment of explosives" " C-4?" "Worse." "Unexploded KMGU cluster bomblets." " From where?" " Iraq." "Al-Qaeda pays kids 50 cents a day to collect the bomblets." "Most of them end up dead, the lucky ones, crippled." " These bomblets are" " Highly unstable." "Yeah, I'd say that's worse." "French intelligence out of Dakar believe they may have been loaded" " onto a Senegalese ship last week." " Last week?" "Why are we just hearing about this today?" "Have you ever worked with the French, Gibbs?" "Yeah, a few times." "Then you know what I'm up against." "I've got two agents down at the docks." "I need more than "They may have been loaded" " on a Senegalese ship," Tom." " We're working on it, Jethro." " Just tell your people to be careful." " Where are they now, McGee?" "Tony said that they were relocating." " Why?" " Said that they had new intel." "Are you waiting for me to say please?" "I couldn't really make it out." "The phone reception was already hinky" " before I lost them." " Well, un-lose them." "I don't want them touching anything without a bomb squad present." "Pinch me now." "Another crate of movies." "Look at them all." "Maybe there's a crate full of DVD players in here." "Let's not forget the battery operated generators and the popcorn machines." "I'm open to all things cinema." "They're East Indian." "Bollywood." "No subtitles." "It's low on the list of genres, I know, but extremely babe-heavy." "Where are the small arms?" "I mean, why would they shoot at us over copies of Kuch Kuch Hota Hai?" "Does it matter?" "We need to get out of here, Tony." "Yeah, I heard that the first 50 times you said it." " You're not claustrophobic, are you?" " No." "Because I'm telling you, that would be another nail in the shoe of my day." "What if we blow a hole at the bottom of this door, near where the bolt is?" "It might enable us to jam something under it and force it open." "Not liking it." "Firing a bullet in the air and it's bound to ricochet." "As I was saying, there's a good chance the bullet might ricochet" " and kill one of us." " Sorry." " Why are you on top of me?" " l'm protecting you, Tony." " Don't." " Well, you didn't seem to mind when we were undercover." "That might have something to do with the fact that you were naked." "Perhaps if it were warmer in here." "Let me rephrase the question." "Why are you still on top of me?" "Our last contact with them was here, the North Expansion." "They were checking out a West African cargo chip that pulled in two days ago." "What about the GPS stuff in their phones?" "Well, see, that's the strange thing." "Their cell phone reception is bad around the docks but GPS chip should not be affected." "They run on a separate satellite networks, we should be able" " to pick them up anyway." " Should, McGee?" "For some reason we can't." "Phones" " Phones could be turned off." "Chips could be disabled." "They could be in a structure that is blocking the GPS signal." " Like the hold of a ship?" " Possibly." "You know, I'm thinking that they might be waiting to get into a better cell reception area before calling in." "Maybe doesn't cut it, McGee." "You should have let me know." "I know." "See, the thing is you were busy, boss." "You were in the restroom." "You ever had a conversation in the head, McGee?" "One time I did." "The person that I was talking to were so distracted my shoes they kind of got-- Sorry, I should have let you know." "Don't apologize." "It's a sign of weakness." "Let's find them before DiNozzo blows both his arms off." "This doesn't make any sense." "Maybe this isn't the container they used to smuggle their weapons." "This is the only container that wasn't sealed." "The rest of them are closed." " They off-loaded them already?" " That might explain how they got automatic weapons." " We're missing something." " Besides warmth?" "Ziva David, does this space seem different to you?" "Define different." "Does it seem smaller than the outside dimension?" "Usually containers are 40 feet long." "This one's only 34 on the inside." "Somebody's been doing renovations." "Plywood." "Not bad." " l can almost forgive you now." " For what?" " For locking us in this box." " Ladies first." "What do you see?" "Trouble." "Arabic script." " What does it say?" " "This end up." "Handle with care." "Caution: explosive ordinance."" " A bomb?" " l think so, yes." "And what does this say exactly?" ""Death to America."" "Great." "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Perhaps, if it involves a violent and painful death." "Careful." "This may be booby-trapped a dozen different ways." " So why are we opening it again?" " Because if it is a bomb, it may be armed." "Hey, listen, if this thing goes off" " l just want you to know" " This is not your fault. I know." "No, I was gonna say your life would have had more meaning if you'd slept with me." "If you had anything else on your mind, perhaps I would have." " Really?" " No." " Ready?" " Hold on." "All right." "Up an inch." "No visible wires." "Proceed." " Oh, my God." " Well, I didn't expect to see that." "There's gotta be millions in here." "More than enough to bankroll one hell of a terrorist op." "These DVDs were just decoys to get through Customs." "I'll tell you what." "When we get out of here, I'm gonna buy you a house." "But it's gonna have to be a fake house because these are counterfeit." "How can you tell?" "The Treasury ran a workshop with us." "First, they're freshly printed." "Your Treasury prints millions everyday." "So do countries like Syria and North Korea." "Hundred dollar bill hasn't been redesigned since '96, which makes it very vulnerable to this kind of counterfeit." "Still, that doesn't explain how you know they're fake." "The ink. lt smells." "Yes, like ink." "Well, our money doesn't smell." "Here." "Try it." "Give it a little sniff." "Oh, God." "That smells like stale alcohol and your armpit." "Yeah." "The point is, it doesn't smell like ink." "Now, there's only one way to know for sure." "If it burns orange, it's real." "Impressive, but irrelevant." "Real or not, our friends are coming back for it." "They may already be here." "Your people checked in with me at 7:06." "DiNozzo and David, right?" "They were surveilling containers for illegal contraband from West Africa." " That's them." " Well, they're staked out by the dock" " on the North Expansion." " Not anymore." " They changed their post." " Now this-- l've got to tell you something." "I made it very clear to them that any change of plans goes through this office." "Where are they now?" "That would be the purpose of this visit, Mr. Lake." "We lost contact." "For all we know, they're out wandering around somewhere lost." "My people don't get lost." "Agent Gibbs, this is one of the largest ports on the East Coast." "Believe me, it happens all the time." "Matthew?" " Sir?" " Do me a favour." "We've got two missing Feds." "Take your team and sweep the sectors by the North Expansion." "Call me when you find them." "You're welcome to wait here while we locate them." "It would be helpful if we could review the security camera footage." "Sure. I'll have one of my techs work on it." "Hey, what kind of contraband were they looking for?" " Arms shipment." "Explosives." " What ship?" "We'll have to lock it down, and search it container by container." "Our intel indicates that it might be Senegalese." "Might be?" "Meaning you don't have any idea?" "No, not yet." "Do you have any idea how busy we are here?" "Right now I've got three ships sailing under the Senegalese flag." "Two more coming in on Thursday." "Well, how accurate is your intelligence?" "Do you guys know how many intel bolos I get in one week?" "How many of them turn out to be false alarms?" "I'm going to need more than chatter before we disrupt the port." "Yeah?" "Well, I need to find my people." " Abby?" " ls he always like that?" "Yeah, pretty much." "One million, 820." " One million" " Counting your riches, King Cole?" "Midas." "King Cole had a merry old soul." "That's 1 20 million." "Thanks." "You made me lose count again." "Good." "Now you can put your soul to good use." " Doing what?" " Helping me set up this defensive perimeter." "Actually, I was warming to your earlier idea of getting us out of here." " lf we burn these bills" " We'll die of smoke inhalation, Tony." "Oh, no, no, no." "Look up." "Heat rises, right?" "So the smoke is gonna go out through these ventilation slots and draw attention to our position." "Not to mention the added benefit" " of heat production." " Are you serious?" "Well, it makes more sense than firing a gun inside a metal box now, doesn't it?" "Don't worry about a thing." "The worse thing that can happen is it gets a little smoky in here." "It's kind of fun." "It's a little crazy, actually." " Now, that feels good." " Okay, well, it's a little warmer." "Hey, that's a lot of fire." "Here we go." "Out the ventilation shaft." "It's okay. lt's okay." "I can barely hear you, Gibbs." "Where are you?" "Norfolk Port Authority." "We're sending over surveillance" " Surveillance what?" " Videos." "I want you to look at this morning's recording of the North Expan- --and three." " For what, exactly?" " Anything of Tony and Ziva." " Tony and Ziva aren't here, Gibbs." "I know that, Abby." "We're looking for them." "Are they missing?" "Hold on, okay?" "I got another call coming in." " Abby Sciuto, NClS" " Find Tony and Ziva, Abs." "The videos are on their way to you right now." " Can I talk to McGee?" " Why?" "Because I need to know what codec they use for encoding their video." " Hello?" " What happened to Tony and Ziva?" "Abby, it's not a really good time right now." "You'd better call me as soon as you're Gibbs-free, McGee." " l will. I will." " Promise me." "Abby, I promise." "Okay?" "Okay, transfer is complete." "Copy of all of our security footage since the time that your agents arrived." "Where are those Senegalese ships docked?" "Piers Five Alpha, Three Tango, and Six Delta." " l want to see them." " l think that means we go with him." "Definitely your worst idea yet." "No, my worst idea was challenging a date to an oyster-eating contest." "The air in here is like soup." "Hey, do you want to give me a hand, please?" "Sure." "So riddle me this, Batgirl." "How does one wrangle an invite to dinner at your place?" "Why?" "You feel a little left out, Tony?" "I mean, McGee I can understand." "He's a good guest." "I'll bet he brought a bottle of wine." "And dessert." "Yeah, big surprise there." "But Palmer... I've had more stimulating conversations with cats." "I like him." "And he was very helpful to me." "How?" "He tuned my piano." "I used to play piano." "But not anymore?" "My mother forced me to take lessons from this woman who used to hit me with a ruler every time I made a mistake." "I haven't played since." "Were you any good?" "Yeah, she was." "I need you to re-sample the histopathology for me." "is something wrong?" " Why does he do that, Ducky?" " Who?" "Gibbs." "Why does he withhold?" "He wants me to check the Norfolk Terminal security video for Tony and Ziva." " Oh, it's probably nothing." " Oh, no." "It's something." "Gibbs can smell the rotten cabbage in the middle of the pile." "Do you think Tony and Ziva are in trouble?" "I'm thinking that's what Gibbs is thinking." "Then we do have cause for concern." "Very well done, darling." "But where are we going to put the divan?" "Actually, you know, it looks pretty good." "I particularly like your firing slots." "Of course, against automatic weapons it'll disintegrate in 30 seconds." "Yeah." "What is it about danger and uncertainty that makes me feel so" "Horny?" "Hungry. I'd kill for a pizza right now." "What?" "You don't have to joke about it." "It's all right to admit you're scared." "You've obviously never seen a Steve McQueen movie." "Why must you equate everything in life to your stupid movies?" "Now, see, that's your problem." "You have no fantasy life." " You couldn't be more wrong." " Yeah." "Really?" "Okay, well then, throw one out there." "Let's hear a Ziva David fantasy." " lt concerns you." " l'm all ears." "And a sumo wrestler." "You can stop there." "You see, it's all about hot women and brave men to you." "Anything deeper and you shut it down." "That's not true." "I like a lot of deep movies." "Pick a genre, any genre." "Okay." "Best dating movie." "Night of the Living Dead." "I'm kidding." "Tom Jones." "Eating as sex." " Best sex movie." " Body Heat." "William Hurt, Kathleen Turner." "Smart noir." "I like the whole sweaty, chairs-through-glass-doors thing." "Yeah. I prefer the air conditioner on." "And if anybody threw a chair through my door I would probably shoot them." "Did you just reveal something about your sex life?" "Obliquely." "I'm stunned because you never talk about yourself." "Why is that?" "Maybe I like a little privacy." "No, I understand." "But we could die here." "I mean, you know, we're in a cold metal box." "So give me something." "Happiest moment?" "Most embarrassing moment?" "First time you realized Daddy wasn't perfect." " Okay, I'll tell you mine." " We're not sharing." "We're being lifted by a forklift." "See if you can find their vehicle, McGee." "On it." "What time's that ship scheduled to get underway?" "They're still off-loading, so some time tomorrow afternoon." "Hey, boss, I found it." "It's locked." "Find them, McGee." "Spread out." "How many times do these containers come and go on a given day?" "On this dock, thousands." "You know what this is?" "That's a blood trail." "Do you still think this is just chatter, Lake?" " Boss?" " What do you got, McGee?" "Now, this is where the blood trail stops, boss." "You mean starts." "Yes, that's what I mean." "Now, I've broken the area into four sections." "Area one, over here, is where all the action seems to have been centred." "We've recovered three different types of brass." "It must have been one hell of a gunfight." "Yeah, well, I'll bet Tony and Ziva thought so, McGee." "They were right here." "Well, we recovered the other two types of brass from over there where the blood trail started." "Back there." " They were caught in a crossfire." " Now look, boss." "Boss." "You don't-- You don't think they're" "Should we put divers in the water or--?" "They're not in the water." "McGee, if they were in the water, they'd be dead." "If they were dead, I'd know about it." "They're not dead." "My people have been rounding up dock workers." "So far, no one's heard any gunfire." "I wanna find out if there were other containers here." "Yeah, well, we're compiling a manifest of every container off-loaded from the ship." "If they've left the port, we'll find them." " lf not?" " Are you asking me" " to search every container still in port?" " No, I'm ordering you." "Make it happen, McGee." "They shot him three times." "At least they got one of them, Duck." "Can I ask where they are?" " Not if you're expecting an answer." " What does your gut tell you?" " Tell me about this guy." " Twenty-five to 35 years old." "Mortally wounded." "He was able to run about 50 yards before a massive loss of blood brought him down." "And someone dragged him in here." " Foreign born." " You got his l.D.?" "No dental work." "No caps or crowns." "The work is primitive." "And I thought England was bad." "Third world?" "I should say so." "Oh, something else you may be interested in." "His hands are soft." "No discernible calluses." "He's not a dock worker." "Well, I'll know more when I get him back." "You'll find them, Jethro." "A question or statement, Duck?" "More of a prayer." "Under normal circumstances, this would be considered fun." "Yeah, well, I can't tell where we're going." "There's only three ways we're gonna get there." " Train" " That's quaint." "We could be like the homos in those old movies." ""Hobos," not homos." "That would be my third choice." " A ship?" " That was my second choice." "Days without food or water." " Sounds like a truck." " That's my first choice." " Hey, let us out of here." " Stop it." "Stop it." "Stop." " Stop." " What?" "Okay." "If I fire a shot out of here, they'd know that we were in here." "That's not a good idea." "It's not a good idea." " Okay." " You're assuming whoever's driving doesn't know we're here." "If they do, they can't leave the port with us aboard." "They'll take us back inside and they'll deal with us first." "Right." "Right." "Okay, I have a plan." "We build a time machine." "We could leave a trail." "Sorry, Gretel, I left all my breadcrumbs back at the office." "Well, then, it's a good thing we've got all this dough." "I'm starting to get really freaked out here, Gibbs." "I found Tony and Ziva on the port video but I don't think it's enough." " lt's all right, Abs." " l just feel like I'm failing them and l" "Just take us through it." "Start with pier three." "Okay." "Are you getting this too, McGee?" "Yep." "Transmission is good." "All right." "Their car pulled up at 7:57." "They got out, and then they leave two minutes and 32 seconds later." "Anyone else in the car?" "No." "Take me to the other location, Abby." "Okay." "You stick with that. I'm going to see if the reception is any better." "Nothing." "What we need is a better antenna." "Any kind of wire would work." "Any kind of conductor, really." "Hey." "Your necklace." "We can attach it to the end of the antenna and slip it out of the slot." "Cell phone antennas are vertical." "The wire can't dangle." "Well, we need to stiffen it, Ziva." "I've heard that before." "Work with me here." "We can slice the spines off these DVDs and sandwich it in between." " You okay?" " Yes." " l still need something to reflect off." " The side of the container." "The angle needs to be precise, Tony." "The response I'm looking for here is, "Cool, Tony!"" "I'm saying it might work." "When this is all over, we're gonna watch Kuch Kuch Hota Hai." "This is where it gets disturbing." "It's like looking at an Escher print." "I was able to isolate four segments." "At 8:1 6 I have them getting out of the North Expansion sector." "Then at this point they walk out of frame." "Another camera picked them up at 8:1 9." "You see them here and then here." "And they have their guns drawn." "The problem is, there's another container blocking the camera." "Now, look at the bottom left corner of your screen." "Boss, that's our dead guy." "I ran his photo and I got a positive id, Gibbs." "Interpol identified him as Moussa Senghor, a Senegalese citizen." "He's on the international terrorist watch list." "Boss, Moussa Senghor has ties to Wilson N'Diaye." " He's" " Al-Qaeda money man." "Financed the attack on four Bali night clubs last year." " lt's a good job, Abby." " The bad news is he wasn't alone." " There's no id on him yet." " What else you got, Abs?" "Just this." "They shot the camera." "Abby, can you rewind it and pull back to the wide angle?" "Can you freeze it there?" "Boss, I think I know what happened." "These are the crime scene photos from the dock." "And this is from the security camera taken earlier." "The container by Ziva is missing." " lf they were in a crossfire" " They took cover inside." "Abby, put another CAFF-POW on my tab." "Just one, Gibbs?" "You haven't found them yet." " How's it coming?" " My fingers aren't working." "Do you want me to do it?" "I've got it." "Just give me one of your little hair squinchie things." "The term is "scrunchie."" "Thank you." "Now I've just got to figure out how to attach this thing to the cell phone." "We may not need to." "We now have several hundred thousand dollars out there floating around." "It's a matter of time before they find us." "The symbol's from the company that uses this type of container." "I tell you, the problem is without a tracking number," " l can't tell you where this one went." " McGee." "We've got six teams covering the gates out on the port." "They're intercepting containers with the markings." " What about the ones still in port?" " Used by this same company?" "Approximately 862." " l only need one." " They're spread all over the complex." " lt would take days to search them all." " We won't have to." " How much does one weigh?" " l don't know." "About five tons." "I can't imagine they're easy to move." "No, of course not." "There's only two ways." "A crane or a top-loader forklift." "No, there's no crane in range of the crime scene." "It had to be moved by a top-loader and we only have 1 0 of those with maybe 20 qualified operators to drive them." "Kristen." "Get me a list of the top-loading forklifts that operated in the North East Expansion today." "Plus, I want names of all the drivers." " Right away." " We find that forklift" "We find who moved it." "We're backing up." "Almost done?" "I just got to figure out how to attach it." "I may be able to help you with that." "What?" " Friction burns?" " Yeah, what difference does it make?" "It doesn't." "I'm just wondering how you got them." "Well, if you live long enough, maybe I'll tell you some day." "You know, I can only take it two ways." "Were you, McGee and Palmer playing Twister last night?" "What's a Twister?" "Exactly." "That means you were having" "If you're gonna make that phone call, now is the right time to do it." "The grooves match." "All three rounds that you pulled out of toothless downstairs came from Tony's weapon, and none of the blood samples taken from the dock match Tony or Ziva's blood type." "I think they're going to be okay." "Tony is only one of our very best agents and Ziva, she's basically a trained killer, right?" "I mean, she could take care of herself." "And I got a direct link to four different GPS satellites." "Either of them get an area with reception again, bam." "We got them. I really don't think that there's any reason to worry, Ducky." "They're gonna be fine." "I need you to tell me they're going to be okay." "Of course they are." "I want every building swept, room to room." "Start with the vacant ones first." "Cell reception's unreliable in the area so all movement will be coordinated by radio." "Tactical frequency is two, admin is four." " Go." "Go." "Find them." " Hey, Gibbs." "I only have two top-loaders working in the Northern Expansion today." "One here in pier seven off-loading a ship and the other one is at an auxiliary warehouse." "Now, the drivers should still be with the rigs." " l'll send some of my people" " No, we got it." "Let's roll, McGee." " You understand that gibberish?" " A little." "What's he saying?" "They're either discussing letting us go or the best way to murder us." "It's a complicated language." " Well, I'd go with number two." " Me too." " Get any reception?" " Negative." "I'm gonna have to stick this antenna out one of the ventilation slots." "If you want to live you will come out of the container now." "What was that?" "Speak up." "I said, come out now, woman." "Come out now or we will come in." "What is your answer?" "This." "She shot me." "She shot me!" "Make your call." "We only have a couple of minutes now." "Okay, I think we turn up here, past this next row of warehouses." "You think, McGee?" "Well, boss, maybe if you slowed down a little I'd" " Yeah, Gibbs." " Boss, it's me." " Tony." " Yeah." "Boss, it's a long story, but the really short version is that we're trapped in a container with millions in phoney U.S. bills" " in some port building." " You're coming in broken, DiNozzo." "Say again." "If you can hear me, we left a trail of money." " Money?" " Follow the money." " Phone Abby." " Tony, get down." " They're coming again." " DiNozzo." "Keep the damn phone on." "Abby will find you." "You can look for it." "We're out of time." "Hurry." " We're low on ammo" " Tony." "Damn it." "See if you can get him back on that thing." "I knew it, Ducky." "I knew they were alive." "Okay. I just need a second and I'll be able" " No, no, no!" " What's wrong?" " l lost him again." " But there they are." "On the map." " No, that's just a general fix." "Means they're somewhere within a 500-metre radius." " lf l had one more second I could've" " Five-hundred metres is better than we were a moment ago." "You'd better tell Gibbs." "I can't get through to Gibbs or McGee." "Did you try them through the port security office?" "I was just about to do that." "Port security." "I need to speak to Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, please." "He's not here right now." "If you want, I can pass the message to him over the radio." "We've got a GPS fix on our missing NClS agents." "Hold on." "Hey." "They got a fix on the missing Feds." " What are the coordinates?" " They're on the south side, within a 500-metre radius of warehouses one through four." "Okay." "Hey, thanks." "I'm down to four rounds." "You?" " Six, but it doesn't matter." " What do you mean it doesn't matter?" "Because a few more bursts like that and we're dead." "I've got an idea." "How come that doesn't comfort me?" "We found your money." "Cease fire or we start burning it." "He's bluffing." "Stop!" "Stop!" "What are you proposing?" "Surrender." "Then throw out your weapons." " Not us, you idiot." " No!" "I think not." "There's $50 million in there." "You'll be dead before you can burn half of it." "He's got a valid point." "We just have to stall long enough for Gibbs to find us." "I just need to talk to my partner about that for a second." "That's a solid copy." "We're heading that way now." "Those warehouses are about two clicks from here." "We make a left past these loading docks." " Did you see that?" " That guy back there?" "Yeah, McGee." "The one stuffing money in his pockets." " NClS." " l didn't steal it. I swear." "I found it." "Where?" "There was a container truck." "It had money just floating out the back." "Which way?" "Which way?" "It went that way." " Let's go." " Boss, that's the wrong direction." " According to the GPS fix" " Not according to DiNozzo." "He said follow the money." "I'm empty." "This is your last chance." "Come out or you die." "So about those friction burns?" "Only when I'm absolutely positive we're going to die." "Okay. I've got two minutes." "And Tony?" "I'm sorry I didn't invite you to dinner last night." " What is your decision?" " Freeze." "Port security." "Get your hands in the air." "Get on your knees." " Do it!" "Agent DiNozzo." "Agent David." " Lake?" "You two had a lot of people worried, let me tell you." " Where's Gibbs?" " He's on his way." "Hey, do me a favour." "Cover them while I radio for some help." "We're out of ammo." "Gee, that's too bad." "Come on, Wilson." "Get up." "Get the money." "Get it into the van." "Quickly." "We don't have a lot of time." "Hurry up." "When this is over, the woman is mine." "We'll see, Wilson." "I'll be perfectly honest with you, I don't know if they're gonna be alive then." "You know, you two almost cost me $50 million." "Actually, by now it's more like 1 0 or 1 2." "We burned some of it." " Do you think this is funny?" " Not me, personally." "But I do." "Drop it." "Hey, what are you doing--?" " You two okay?" " Let us out!" "No." "Oh, God." "Now, if you gentlemen will excuse me." " Where are you going?" " l've been locked in a box all day." "The ladies' room." "You missed a little spot by my left ear there." "I'd do it myself, but my wound here prevents it." "Yeah, wound." " lt's a two-inch scratch." " l was grazed by a bullet." "Another six inches to the left and bam!" "No more DiNozzo." "Under the chin too." "You know what?" "I'm done." "Do it yourself." "Fine." "Just don't come to me looking for sympathy the next time you get shot." "Okay, you did not get shot." "I talked to Ziva." " You cut it on a wooden box." " Hey." "There was a lot going on in that container." "Nobody's exactly sure what happened." "All I know is I was running for my life in a hail of gunfire." "Tony." "I was so worried about you." "Oh, my God, are you okay?" "Gunshot." "McGee." " Why didn't you tell me?" " lt's barely a scratch." "Oh, poor baby." " Who's gonna drive you home?" " l am." "I'm making him dinner tonight." " What was that for?" " l'm glad you're not dead." " Me too." " So, what are you making him?" " Italian." " You cook Italian?" "Her cooking rocks, Tony." "What was the name of that dish you made last night at your party?" "Cholent." "Slow-cooked beef with potatoes and beans." "It wasn't bad."

"Previously on Faking It..." "Liam's really into this protest." "You'll each be getting new Skwerkel smartphones and tablets." "She's just trying to buy us." "The woman from Skwerkel..." "She's my sister." "And I slept with Amy." "Oh, my God." " I have to tell Karma." " Just loosen up a bit, and I bet you're even prettier when you smile." "Walk quickly before the guards see us escaping" " and lock the gates." " Did you hear, there's an open spot in the drama club." "Kate Brown got a Blemclear commercial, got an agent, and moved to L.A. for pilot season." "Can you imagine?" "My face covered in pimples splashed across my HDTV?" " No, thank you." " Hester's drama club is the best in the state, and they're holding auditions this afternoon, and I'm going to audition." "Is that crazy?" "Well, they are a bunch of elitist, stuck on themselves ass..." "If by crazy you mean brilliant." "Since our break-up, we're invisible again." "This is my chance to get back on the map, and this time for my talent, not my fake sexual orientation." "Yeah, you can't really put that on your college applications." "Question is:" "Do you think I have talent?" "You performed that song in front of the whole school when we had that stupid protest." "People loved you, they covered it on YouTube." "They're looking for triple threats." "Triple threat?" "You are a quadruple threat." "You can belch all the letters of the alphabet." "Amy." "Karma was just saying she's auditioning for drama club." "You are." "I'll see you there." "Too bad there can only be one singular sensation." "I need to talk to you right now." "What is it?" "It's okay." "I was just leaving." "Play nice." "Don't let things get weird" " at those auditions." " I didn't come here to talk about drama." "I came here to talk about drama." "Liam told me you two slept together." "Yeah, my face exactly." "Oh." "Shane, that was the hugest mistake of my life." "I can barely stand thinking about it." "What, having sex with a guy?" "So you didn't enjoy it?" "Or did you?" "Are you bi now?" " What does it all mean?" " Oh, what it means that I did the most horrible thing" " a best friend could do." " You made a mistake." "But don't forget, it was Karma's lie that set" " this crazy train in motion." " I grabbed a knife and I plunged it deep into her heart." " Me." " I liked it better" " when it was her fault." " She can never know." "And I can't believe he told you." "Trust me, telling me was the least of your problems." "Liam is so filled with guilt, he's about to tell Karma." "Where is he?" "He stayed home today." "Then where is that?" "I don't know." "Really, I have no clue." "He is your best friend and you don't know where he lives?" "Liam is very private about his family." "I've only been to his house like once." "So you do know." "I'm so bad at secrets." "Amy, no, no, no." "You can't be here." " You have to go." " You want to tell Karma?" "Well, I'm here to either change your mind or pull out your tongue, you pick." "The guilt is killing me." "I have to get this off my chest." "If Karma finds out, it will kill her." "I can't pretend that that night never happened." " It's not your secret to tell." " Well, maybe it isn't your secret to keep." "Now please leave." " Not until you promise me..." " Liam, dear, will you please tell the staff to decant the wine?" "Oh, hello." "You have a friend." "She's not my friend." "No, I'm not." "I was, but I'm his girlfriend." "She's kidding." "Uh, she has a mild case of Tourett's." "Liam has this weird hang-up on introducing me to his family." "Are you guys assassins?" "Drug lords?" "Do you feed on blood?" "No, but I would if it could cure my crow's feet." "You should join us." "Liam, please do as you were told while I get this lovely young woman into something more appropriate for today's occasion." "Come." "Ooh, fun." "Bye." "Ooh-oh-ah-uh." "Ooh-oh-ah-uh." "Ooh-oh-ah-uh." "You sound like a chimpanzee." "Do not bother me when I am in the zone." "Right, sorry." "I forgot you treat theater like a bloodsport." " Good luck." " Good luck?" "That's bad luck." "You're supposed to say" ""break a leg."" "Now why would anyone want to break" " one of those lovely legs?" " Theo." " What's up, Shane?" " Remember as you paint sets, my skin tone pops more against dark colors." "Got it." "Do I smell a showmance?" "Careful, new relationships can really wreck your concentration." "There is no showmance." "And the only wreck is going to be your ego when I get that spot." "I'm so nervous." "I feel like I'm going to throw up." "And I don't think that they reward that in the scoring unless we're playing someone bulimic." "Oliver, right?" "I'm Karma." " I know who you are." " Oh, okay." "I was surprised to see you here." "I mean, you don't seem like much of a joiner." "My therapist thinks I should develop new interests." "And I really shouldn't be talking to you, you're one of my triggers." "I'm guessing you'll be singing something original." "I bet it will really give you an edge." "You're just being nice to me to try and get in my head." "Can't I wish you well?" "La, la, la, la, la, la, la." "Applause." "Two hands slapping together." "The universal sign of a job well done." "You all want it." "You all crave it." "But by the end of the day, only one of you will earn it." "My name is Margot." "And in my six years as producer, director, and curator of this great institution's drama department," "I have honed my ability to spot diamonds in the rough." "Just ask Connie Britton, who you may know from the hit series, Nashville." "She's my aunt's friend's daughter." "It is I who encouraged her to go to Hollywood." "I was nine." "But diamonds like Connie are only formed under intense pressure, and I'm about to apply that pressure to each and every one of you." "I will push you to your physical, emotional, and spiritual limits." " Whoa, she's intense." " Show business is intense." "Especially when your only credit is pretend lesbian." "First up:" "Vocals." "Did you all bring your sheet music?" "Good." "Now tear it up." "I've chosen the classic audition song," "Tomorrow from the hit musical, Annie." "That's what I was going to sing." "Today my fiance James and I are celebrating our engagement." "Congressman James Hewett?" "He's chairman of the energy and commerce committee." "We met when I was testifying about Skwerkel's position on net neutrality." "Oh, you're the Skwerkel lady." "I thought you looked familiar." "Yeah, you were there when our school staged that protest..." "Ah-ah-ah." "I never told father about Liam's little revolution against the family business." "I'm hoping I can count on your discretion." "Yeah, of course." "Wow, I can't believe Liam Booker is the heir to Skwerkel." "Well, he could be one day." "But right now he wants no part of us or the family business." "But I'm hoping that some day soon he'll realize that family is all that matters." "Do we like these?" "The sun'll come out tomorrow" "Betcha bottom dollar that" "Tomorrow" "There'll be sun" "Just thinking about" "Tomorrow" "Clears away the cobwebs, and the sorrow" "Till there's none" "When I'm stuck with a day" " That's gray" " And lonely" "I just stick out my chin, and grin" "And say" "Oh tomorrow, tomorrow" " I love you" " Tomorrow" "You're only a day" " Day a..." " A..." "Way" "What's your name, kid?" "Karma." "Karma's the one to beat, people." "You're a bartender now?" "I'm making my parents their Martinis." "Dad feels a vigorous shaking bruises the gin." "Shrimp?" "Don't mind if I do." "Mmm." "You don't know anything about my life." "You're right." "And I don't care." "Just promise me you won't tell Karma, and I will make a polite exit, and we never have to speak again." "And if I don't?" "So how are those drinks coming?" " Here." " Thank you, son." "Mm, you really are an artist." "Hi." "Who's this lovely young woman?" "Oh, I'm Amy." "I'm Liam's girlfriend, and I'm pregnant." "Oh, I'm just kidding." "It's just a little in-law humor to break the ice." "Did you two kids meet at school?" "We met at a school protest." "What kind of protest?" "Honey, can I steal you away for a sec?" "Okay, okay, you win." " I need to hear you say it." " Say what?" ""I promise I won't tell Karma we slept together."" "I promise I'll let you out at some point." "Hey!" "Kudos, everyone, for surviving round one." "Round two is all about movement." "Now partner up." "And dance." "Dance!" "Let your bodies speak to each other." "Tell me a story." "That's it." "Please don't do that." "Commit to the moment." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Yes." "Color me impressed." "Lauren and Shane." "Being a strong partner is a hallmark of any great performer." "Hmm." "This reeks of anger and desperation." " I don't think it's intentional." " Yes!" "Oh, thank God." "Hey, shrimp girl." "You know, this isn't where we keep the leftovers." " I was locked in here." " Kinky, I like it." "Well, don't mind me." "Just in here to grab a few bottles of this Cabernet, which is more expensive than my rent." "I skwerkeled it." "Just to be clear, I'm not one of these people." "Well, your boyfriend is." "Play your cards right and you could be." "He's not my boyfriend." "Um, there are no boyfriends around me..." "Right now." "Me either." "So, why are you at this party if you're not part of this whole soap opera?" "I came here to..." "I'm sorry." "Will you excuse me?" "You just gave me an idea." "On equal treatment of data and open web standards," "I said to myself, "I'm gonna spend the rest of my life with that woman."" " And here we are." " This is your last chance." "Promise me you won't tell Karma or I'm about to make a scene so juicy" "I might win a daytime Emmy." "What if I tell her I slept with someone and I don't say that someone was you?" "Not a negotiation, last chance." "Wow, you're completely mental." "This is what secrets do to people." " Three, two..." " You wouldn't dare 'cause then you'd have no leverage." "How dare you?" "That was one." " Amy, come on." " Don't touch me!" " Amy." " Do you know where I met Liam?" "At a protest." "And do you know what we were protesting?" "Skwerkel." " Liam." " But it turns out, he was just seducing me." "He never told me his father founded the company." "Who are you, Liam Booker?" "That's hilarious." "Amy has been taking improv classes, and she's getting very good." "And if that weren't enough of a betrayal," "I also found out that he slept with my best friend." "Son, may I see you in another room?" "Hmm." "And now my dad and I watch it together." "He loves it when they go, "Thank you, mood."" "It's adorable." "Sorry, I fell asleep, and went back to 2009 when that still felt fresh." "Tell me something nobody knows." "Uh, yeah, I'm a quarter Filipino." "And I struggle with it every day." "Off the stage, you're wasting my time." "Especially after Oliver showed us such real, raw emotion." "Lauren Cooper, you're up." "You've got talent, Mrs. Cooper." "But I'm worried that you're just another pretty, blonde white girl who's biggest struggle has been whether to have a latte or a cappuccino." "you, I've struggled." "The kitty's got claws." "Tell me how you struggled." "I'm not like other girls." "I was born..." "A perfectionist." "Sounds terrible." "Tell me about the pills you're rumored to take." "They're vitamins." "Being a perfectionist takes lots of energy." "Next." "You are getting really good at disappointing this family." "And now, today of all days, this humiliation?" "Are you trying to ruin your sister's engagement?" "Do not call her that." "Haven't you ruined enough for her already?" "Now I have indulged this little defiant phase, but I'm running out of patience." "Now the company needs this marriage to happen, so go out there and make things right." "And how am I supposed to do that?" "You're an artist, be creative." "Even on a good day the juice truck doesn't make very much money." "Boo-hoo." "I lived on Graham crackers and slept on throw pillows for two years before I was cast as a featured performer on a carnival cruise, but I digress." "Tell us about your recent breakup with your girlfriend." "Are you heartbroken?" "Uh, you know, I mean, people split up." "Taylor Swift pretty much said it all." "Karma!" "What kind of empty life will you lead if you don't know yourself?" "What can you bring to your characters?" "Tear off your mask." "I am heartbroken." "But not for the reason everyone thinks." "Okay, I know this will probably make everybody hate me, but I'm not really a lesbian." "Go on." "Someone mistook my best friend and me as a couple." "It got us attention and popularity, which were two things that I always wanted." "I had said we should go with it, and Amy agreed." "I made you believe that I'm somebody that I'm not, and I'm sorry." "I could be a really insecure person, and I hate that part of who I am." "Desperate for approval." "Like me, like me." "'Cause if you like me, then maybe I'll like myself." "Brava." "Consider this a peace doughnut." "I acted like a mental patient." "And how can I make things better with your dad?" "Don't worry about it." "Things were bad long before tonight." "Part of me admires what you did." "You rocked the boat." "Something that I've been too chicken to do." "I just want to say that I'm sorry we caused a commotion on such an important day." "But why stop there?" "I'm sorry for being a disappointment." "I'm sorry that I have no interest in joining the family business." "I'm sorry for being an artist, since money and power mean everything to you." "I guess I'm sorry for even being born." " Liam, please not now." " Right, Mom?" "That's enough, Liam." "That's right, folks." "Robin, my sister, is really my mother." "She got herself knocked up at 16, and those two, my grandparents." "They shipped her off to boarding school in Switzerland, and then they raised me as their son." "They've all been lying about it for so long, that they actually now believe it." "Oh, L'Chaim." "Wow." "Great party." "If you've come to kick me while I'm down, just please don't." "I came to say I admired your honesty earlier." "I wouldn't be surprised if you win." "Seriously, I'm not playing mind games." "So what, are we friends now?" "I wouldn't go that far." "But I do have empathy for you and your... situation." "Thanks." "But if you're so desperate for people to like you, maybe you shouldn't be an actress." "You might have a point." "Should I go tell Margot you're withdrawing from the competish?" "Uh, no." "I think you're pretty brave." "I can never sing and dance in public." "Trust me, I'm doing us all a favor." "Yeah?" "You're that bad?" "Yeah, but I own it." "It's my thing." "Who the is Oliver?" "I cannot believe..." "Did I just really say all of that out loud?" "You did." "And your family..." "Probably disowned me, but right now," "I do not give a." "I have a huge weight off my back." "Now I get why you're so hung up on honesty." "Yeah, well a few years ago I accidentally found my original birth certificate and my whole world cracked." "It weighed me down ever since." "I wish somehow I could unknow it, but, I can't." "I don't want to tell Karma something she can't unknow," "I care about her way too much." "That's just how I feel, thank you." "Yeah." "This morning we had one secret between us, now we have two." "Oh, I'm still wearing your sis... mom... mom... momster's dress." "Don't worry about it." " She's got plenty." " And these earrings?" "I could pawn them and pay for college."

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"MAN 1 :" "Dagenham, on London's River Thames, is one of the great anvils of the motor industry." "MAN 2:" "At this and other plants, Ford of Britain shape and fashion 3000 cars every day." "MAN 3:" "The biggest single motor manufacturer in all Europe and fourth biggest in the world." "MAN 4:" "Ford of Britain can produce 3 1 00 vehicles a day and 1.5 million of the Ford Cortinas..." "MAN 5:" "Under the stylish bonnet, a smooth, silent V4 engine." "Luxurious seats." "Handsome all around." "Slip away in style." "MAN 6:" "Located in five European countries," "Ford facilities now occupy more than seven square miles, with a total covered floor space of almost 42 million square feet." "Eileen, you got more support there than the Arsenal." "At least I ain't got bee stings for tits." "Oh, all right." "Cheeky." "Desmond Dekker stirring up a storm with "Israelites"" "on the hottest day of the year so far." "So girls, don't forget your bikinis and try and stay cool." "Here we go." "Connie?" "When you get a moment, can you just have a walkthrough?" "Just give me five minutes to settle in." "Morning." "Morning, morning." "Everything all right?" "Yeah, I overslept." "How's George?" "Don't ask." "I've been up half the night." "You're all right, you've got time." "Man!" "Ladies, if I could interrupt you a second..." "Come on." "Cover up." "ALBERT:" "Please, ladies behave." "Cover yourselves." "Cover yourselves up." "WOMAN:" "Oh, here he is." "What if your husbands saw you?" "What would they say, eh?" "Come on, girls, this is important!" "Thank you, Connie." "Thank you." "Shut up!" "Now, shut up." "Do you wanna hear what I gotta say or not?" "Yeah." "Right." "Now, listen." "To quote Winston Churchill himself, this ain't the end. lt ain't even the beginning of the end." "Oh, for fuck's sake, get on with it." "WOMAN:" "Get on!" "Look, ladies, please." "I'm doing me best." "Oh, come on." "Now, the deadline we set the management to respond to our complaint about how they've regraded you unskilled" "Shh!" "has now passed." "Shut up!" "Which means you've gotta vote on the threat we made in the original communiqué." "An immediate ban on all overtime." "Right?" "And a one-day stoppage to take place on the 29th of May." "All right?" "You got that?" "Right, now, those for industrial action, hands up." "Yes." "Against?" "Full house!" "I'm seeing the management tomorrow morning, and I shall inform them of your decision." "WOMAN:" "Isn't he gorgeous?" "We did it." "First time for everything." "Fuck them." "Every other bugger goes on strike, why shouldn't we?" "Just don't put it like that if you get interviewed by David Frost." "David Frost." "I know what you think about him." "It's a bit scary, isn't it?" "I feel quite proud of us." "You should." "I fought Rommel in the war, you know?" "I wasn't once scared like I am when I walk in there, I tell you." "eddie:" "Happy birthday, Sandra." "SANDRA:" "Thanks, Eddie." "Isn't it lovely what they did?" "Come on, get up." "Are you coming, George?" "No." "Go on then." "Come on, you come." "Connie." "MAN:" "Spoilsport." "Happy birthday, darling." "Thanks." "WOMAN:" "Happy birthday." "Have a wonderful time." "Thanks, Albert." "Oh, leave it out, Dave!" "It's all right, it's the fuse box." "Calm down." "Of course it's the bleeding fuse box." "ALBERT:" "Right." "Oh, no, here he goes." "ALBERT:" "Altogether now." "It's bloody Liberace." "Oh, God." "Where do you reckon Brenda's got to?" "Where do you think?" "You're joking." "No." "Your trim." "That'll be hanging right off in a week or two." "And I bet I know the girl what sewed it, and all." "Come on, then." "Chop-chop, or we'll miss the buffet." "Want another one, anyone?" "I'll have one." "Yeah." "George?" "No." "I'll be up all night." "Come on, mate." "Connie, yeah?" "Yeah, yeah." "Please." "Come on." "Just a little one." "G T, half a mild." "Dave?" "Salt." "Whole lemons." "Who's next on the dance floor?" "You sure you don't wanna sit down, Sandra?" "Are you joking?" "I want a snowball." "George, you ain't even tripped the old, uh..." "Come on." "No, no, no. lt's all right." "Please." "Do you mind, George, if I have this one?" "Like to keep me hand in." "Jitterbug, twist, all them." "You be careful." "We need you on top form tomorrow." "What you talking about?" "MAN 1 :" "Fantastic." "No, no, no." "Not being funny." "MAN 2:" "All right." "All right." "rita:" "Good night." "eddie:" "Thanks." "Sandra." "Sandra." "Sleep well." "Sandra." "Happy birthday." "Good night." "eddie:" "Be good." "SANDRA:" "Hang on. I don't live here." "Wait." "What?" "Now, what was that for?" "Nothing. I just like you, that's all." "Yeah?" "Come here." "Hey." "What are you doing?" "Not out here." "You're better than that, are you?" "Actually, yeah, I am." "Graham?" "Graham." "Breakfast." "There you go." "I don't feel very well." "Don't you?" "You're not hot." "It's my stomach." "Okay, what's wrong with your hand?" "Nothing." "Well, give us a look, then." "No." "I never done nothing." "Honest." "Mr. Clarke again?" "It'll be fine, okay?" "Now, eat some breakfast and get dressed. I'll deal with it." "Sharon?" "Chop-chop." "Eddie." "Come on, lover boy." "No, no, just clear off, I'm dying." "We're all dying." "We've all gotta go to work." "Eddie?" "Oh, you cheeky cow." "Come here." "God." "Balls." "Balls, balls, balls." "Bollocks." "Yes?" "Mr. Clarke?" "Can I have a word?" "Of course." "How can I help?" "You hit my son." "On his hand." "Caned him." "And it ain't the first time." "Yes." "O'Grady. I remember." "Forgot his protractor." "And it isn't the first ti" "Don't care whether it's the hundredth time." "I don't want you doing it." "You live on the estate, don't you?" "I don't see what that's got-- We find boys who come to us from the estate often have difficulty in adjusting to the standards of behavior required in a school like this." "It isn't really their fault." "Their parents have never undergone the full rigor of academic life." "The boys can hardly look to them for guidance, can they?" "But they do adapt in time." "And I'm sure your son will too, if he's just given the chance." "But thank you for your concern, Mrs. O'Grady." "Are you all right?" "Fuck off." "Hold on, is this Sandra's?" "Yeah, I know." "Connie?" "Con?" "Sandra's at it again, look." "You've gotta say something." "She hasn't." "You've gotta talk to her." "Don't wave at us, silly cow." "We're moaning about you." "I'll do it." "No, you can't keep covering for her." "I'll talk to her." "Will you?" "Here it comes." "Oh, no." "WOMAN 1 :" "Look at that." "We might as well not have a roof." "WOMAN 2:" "How many times have we asked to fix this?" "It's not difficult, is it?" "Connie, listen." "Albert." "I'm sorry, I didn't realize." "Oh, my God." "I didn't realize. I'm sorry." "Oh, God." "connie:" "You were saying?" "There's a meeting tomorrow." "At Ford's headquarters down in Warley." "You're joking." "I'm not." "Machinists threatening strike action, they couldn't believe it." "WOMAN:" "Oh, yes." "ALBERT:" "Yeah." "We'll have to make a good strategy." "They'll have Hopkins and Jones and Grant, miserable sod." "Now, who have we got on our side?" "We've got, um," "Monty Taylor from the head office, he's coming." "There's me, two." "You, Con, three." "Well, that leaves us one short." "Why?" "Little principle I picked up in the war, Eileen." "Turn up with more on your side than they've got on their side and turn up when they're least expecting it." "So who's gonna make the fourth man?" "Oh, not me." "I'm not going." "Any takers?" "No?" "You want it?" "Fuck off." "Come on. lt's a day off." "Oh, actually." "ALBERT:" "Yeah, you all wanna go now." "Yeah. I ain't having that." "What?" "WOMEN:" "Yeah." "Go on, Rita." "Day off." "Go on, Rita." "You'd be great, Rita." "Go on, then." "Yeah, right." "What do you have to do?" "All right, Gordon?" "Hello, Sandra." "Think you're going?" "It's the new Escort." "Finally designed something people like." "They can get fucked." "That's right." "We ain't working no overtime." "Me and the boys were saying we'd have gone on strike just having to turn up in a pig hole like this." "You know it's raining here, don't you?" "Yeah, yeah." "Whatever." "See you tomorrow, Connie." "WOMAN:" "I think he likes you." "It's going, it's going." "The police are being pushed backwards." "There's screaming now." "Absolute hysteria." "Now you can see the banners are being used as clubs" "WOMAN:" "No, they don't want so much." "No, look what you're doing..." "Sharon?" "Don't open my share." "Turn the telly off now, there's a good girl." "Now, please." "Wake your dad up." "Wake up, Dad." "Right." "Pull your finger out." "Help your mum." "Square eyes, what have I told you?" "Dad, Martine Clarke's got color." "I've seen it." "Martine Clarke's got color, has she?" "We'll go around her house and watch it after tea, won't we?" "Her mum'll be pleased." "Look, we'll have color soon." "Once you can rent them." "Eddie, don't go promising color." "We haven't even paid for the fridge yet." "And the three piece is still on tick." "Now we've got all this unrest at work." "What unrest?" "Oh, that?" "You had a vote, Rita." "Unrest is when you actually come out and strike." "Blimey." "No, don't look like that." "I'm only joking." "All right." "I'm proud of you." "We all are, aren't we?" "Sticking to your guns." "We had a book going on the shop floor." "No one thought you'd even take the vote so, yeah, good on you." "Well done." "Ain't just a vote now." "Got a meeting tomorrow, all the bosses." "And I'm going." "Oh?" "It's all right, I'll plate your tea up in the morning and then if I'm back late, you can just heat it through." "Apparently, you go to a Berni Inn on the way there." "That's snazzy." "Isn't it?" "rita:" "It'll be all right, won't it?" "Yeah, of course." "We don't have to do anything." "The men will do all the talking." "rita:" "No, I mean, it's not too posh in there, is it?" "I'm wearing the right stuff?" "No, you'll be fine." "I'm so glad you're here." "After you, ladies." "Gentlemen." "Thank you." "WOMAN:" "Here you are, sir." "MAN:" "Lovely." "ALBERT:" "Do you ever worry about your waist?" "MONTY:" "You're joking." "That steak." "Béarnaise sauce." "It's Monty." "He always insists on coming here." "As long as the union's paying." "Rita." "Yeah." "Word of advice." "When we get there, don't let them lure you in." "If they seem to be asking you a question, keep your head down." "I'll handle it." "Above all, if I nod, you nod." "Got that?" "Right." "That nice, was it?" "It's lovely, thank you." "I couldn't eat another thing." "Oh." "Mr. Dawson. I'm sorry, we weren't expecting you until-- lt's quite all right. lt's no problem." "Oh, and there's four of us." "You might need an extra chair." "Right." "WOMAN:" "Two teas." "On a previous occasion, in a free vote, the girls agreed to the new grading structure." "They did not agree, however, as to where they would end up on it." "Which is why we're sitting round this table." "Look, I understand what the girls are saying. I just don't-- l'd rather you didn't speak for the girls, Mr. Hopkins." "None of us here knows what's in their heads." "HOPKlNS:" "The fact remains there's a formal grievance procedure in place and the machinists' case will be heard." "What we can't do is let them jump the queue." "Peter, look, you know me." "I ain't got no ax to grind with Ford." "Am I right or am I right?" "HOPKlNS:" "You've always been fair." "Exactly." "Ah, we're all men of the world." "Let's cut to the chase, shall we?" "We'll reconvene in two weeks' time." "ALBERT:" "Monty." "Listen." "We'll reconvene, we'll come back down here again for the day and then at that point you can guarantee to look into the girls' complaint." "The thing is, Monty-- That way you can go back to your bosses and say that the strike's off because of how you've handled today's negotiations." "We can go back to the girls and say they're now your number-one priority in a few weeks' time." "That seems very fair." "I'm not so sure the girls'll be too happy." "The girls will be fine." "As long as they know they're not being fobbed off by the management." "The union's setting the terms." "That's what's important." "Bollocks." "What?" "I'm sorry, Albert, but it is." "Three hours we've been sat here." ""That's what matters to the girls"?" "How you qualify to talk about that, I do not know." "Here." "Have a look at this." "There." "You put them together." "Go on." "It's Ford property, I believe." "Oh, stop it." "We have to take these different pieces and work out how they go together." "Because there ain't no template, is there?" "We have to take them and sew them all freehand into the finished article." "The same with the door trim and God knows what else." "That is not unskilled work, which is how you've regraded us." "Christ, you need to take an exam to get on our line." "Please, miss, l-- No, it's Mrs. O'Grady." "Mrs. O'Grady, I understand your grievance" "Well, I really don't think you do." "It's not difficult, though." "We're entitled to semi-skilled and the wages what go with it." "Bring this to the meeting-- Hang on." "And as regards to this queue-jumping business, well, we put this complaint in months ago, didn't we?" "It's just you've done nothing about it." "And we all know why." "That's because women have never been on strike before, isn't it?" "You just thought you could forget it and we'd all go away." "Well, I'm sorry, but it isn't gonna be that easy because we're not going anywhere." "We're gonna do what we said we would." "No more overtime and an immediate 2 4-hour stoppage." "And where it goes from there, well, it's up to you." "If you'll excuse me, I've really got to be going." "Thank you very much." "Thank you." "Good afternoon, gentlemen." "Thank you." "You think I like looking stupid?" "I didn't know what she was gonna do." "MONTY:" "You didn't know they were in her handbag, pull them out?" "Look at his face." "Oh, don't worry, you were great." "MONTY:" "Thank you very much, Albert." "Thank you very much." "I knew, I knew." "It's up here, you see." "I wanted clever, Rita, that's why I picked you." "Oh, stop it." "When you pulled out these cuttings, oh, that was amazing." "It was. I never expected that, that you'd come prepared." "Oh, no, he was right." "I was nicking them." "Yeah, Eddie uses them to patch the tent up for when we go camping." "All the same." "Listen, don't worry about Monty, I'll handle him." "Don't worry." "Can I have them back?" "Oh, yeah." "Cheers." "What are you gonna say to them?" "You tell them." "You what?" "This is your fault." "All right." "Hold that." "Right." "Everybody out." "WOMAN:" "I can't believe it." "It's all right." "I could do with a cup of tea." "connie:" "I could do with something a lot stronger than that." "Now, I realize this is my first day in the job and it may be that I am missing something here, but when we were elected two years ago, it was on a wave of optimism that Labour would utilize its close relationship with the unions" "to develop manufacturing industry so that it would better serve the employer and the employee." "Yes, I think that was in the manifesto." "It was." "Trust me." "So, what have you been doing since 1 966?" "l-- Two years this department has had in which to make a difference." "Shall we see what has been achieved in the last 1 2 months?" "Twenty-six thousand strikes in the United Kingdom, with the resulting loss of 5 million working days." "Unions and management barely talking to each other, productivity levels through the floor, and our balance of payments, the wrong side of catastrophic." "It's hardly the stuff to set the champagne corks popping, is it?" "Thank you." "See yourselves out." "Here you are, babes, you forgot your flask." "I love you Dave, cheers." "You too, darling." "Good luck." "You get stuck in, girls." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Monica, that's yours." "Cheers, love." "Happy with that." "WOMAN:" "It's a holiday." "eddie:" "What's this?" "A mothers' meeting?" "Hey, cheeky sod." "Are you all right?" "How you getting on?" "Give us half a chance." "Good luck." "See you later." "Come on, ladies, let's hear you." "Bye." "See you later." "Cheers, Eddie." "What have you done to your eyes?" "It's amazing, isn't it?" "My friend showed me how." "Scouts everywhere." "That's how Twiggy got discovered." "Up west, you dozy sod, not Dagenham." "You never know." "We'd better shut this gate." "I've spelt it right, haven't I?" "Close the gate." "I know." "At least they know we're serious, eh?" "Not as helpless as they thought." "Come on then, girls." "No more seats today, Mr. Ford." "Come on, girls, let's get together." "What if we form a line or something?" "Line up there." "Yeah." "connie:" "Hold the banners up." "We need some in the back." "WOMAN 1 :" "Standing?" "WOMAN 2:" "Like that." "WOMAN 3:" "Come on, then." "That's it." "Here we go." "Like this?" "Yeah." "They're running low on finished seats." "So get these down to the Cortina line, then come back for the Escorts." "They're calling." "Come on." "Anyone fancy a cuppa?" "Yeah." "Tea's up, ladies." "Come on." "Yeah, put that down a bit." "That's gonna hurt your arms." "Get me Tooley." "Stand by, girls, could be trouble." "Hello, girls." "WOMAN:" "What's Brenda got?" "BRENDA:" "Tea's up." "Bananas, apples, pears, the lot." "Thanks for the ride, Arthur." "He's lovely." "Brenda, you never." "BRENDA:" "Why not?" "He's gorgeous." "WOMAN:" "I would." "Just as I was leaving with the fruit, he goes:" ""l believe all the workers of the world should unite." So I thought:" ""l can help you with that one straight away."" "So I did." "Hey, Peter." "Bobby here." "What can I do for you?" "We've got another dispute, I'm afraid." "Another one?" "Who is it this week?" "It's the women." "connie:" "Quick." "Quick, quick." "Come along, girls." "You're gonna get soaked, love." "rita:" "Oh, no." "They're gonna drip, aren't they?" "It'll pass." "monica:" "What are we gonna do now?" "Pubs ain't even open." "Monica." "Just wanna have some chips." "I suppose we've done a full day, haven't we?" "WOMAN 1 :" "We have, haven't we?" "WOMAN 2:" "Yeah." "I have gotta get down the dogs later." "Yeah. I did promise my mum I'd cook her tea." "Did you?" "Yeah." "Oh, sod it." "We've registered the protest, haven't we?" "Yeah." "Go on." "School's out." "Yeah!" "Home time." "monica:" "Onwards and upwards, Rita." "Well done, girls." "WOMAN 3:" "See you." "Hey, and Rita, well done." "It was your gob what got us here, wasn't it?" "Sandra?" "I've just been round to your house." "I've just been round to your house." "Why?" "I thought you would've gone home ages ago." "No." "I'm lucky if I can get the lads to hold out for a full hour." "Look, I wanted a little chat." "You fancy a cup of tea?" "I can't. I'm sorry, I've got stuff to-- l'm buying." "Go on, then." "Seeing as it's pelting it down, a quick cuppa won't hurt." "Over there by the window." "Over there." "I'm dripping all over the floor." "Come on, Albert, spit it out." "Yeah." "Sorry." "It's all right." "This dispute's got nothing to do with what skill level you are." "Ford decided to give you less money because they can." "They're allowed to pay women a lower wage than men." "All over the country, Rita, women are getting less because they're women." "You'll always come second." "You'll always be fighting over the scraps." "Until you-- We get equal pay, yeah." "Yeah." "What I don't get is why it's so important to you." "I got brought up by my mum." "Me and me brothers." "She worked all her life and she paid my Aunt Lil to take care of us during the day." "And it was hard." "Especially as she was getting less than half what the blokes at the factory was getting for doing the same work." "And there was never any question that it could be any different." "Not for her." "Yeah." "Someone has gotta stop these exploiting bastards getting away with what they've been doing for years." "And you can." "You can, Rita, believe me." "What about Connie?" "I mean, she's shop steward." "We voted for her." "But this needs a leader." "Someone to inspire the girls, to make the points clear." "And that ain't Connie." "Not at the moment." "Not with George the way he is." "I've already spoke to her." "She's more than happy for you to have a go." "More than." "Look, don't say nothing now." "Just sleep on it." "Will you?" "Do you want to wait in here?" "Ey?" "Do you want to wait in here?" "No, you're all right." "It's tipping it down." "Please." "I'm dripping." "I know." "Get in." "I'll get it all over your car." "Come in, quick, quick, quick." "Thank you." "Oh, my God." "Gosh, you're soaked." "I'm so sorry." "It's fine." "I'll ruin your car." "We met before, actually." "Do you remember, in the corridor?" "Yeah." "I've been hoping to run into you for a day or two, actually." "Oh, yeah?" "Um... I was wondering if you'd sign a letter. I'm making a formal complaint to the headmaster about Clarke's use of the cane." "What?" "He seems to think my son-- Sorry, I mean..." "You were there for the same reason I was?" "Yes." "He was indiscreet enough to mention you." "Of course." "I think he was suggesting we were hysterical and desperately needed to calm down." "I had it all straight in my head what I was gonna tell him and what I was gonna say." "It's just-- Oh, you can't talk to Mr. Clarke." "I mean, nobody can." "He-- You have to listen." "He's a bully." "Which is why he beats them." "Yeah." "Yeah." "Go on, then." "Give us a pen." "Thanks." "It's stopped." "Yeah." "That's just my luck, isn't it?" "Thanks." "Look, um, I know you're not mentioning it because you're being polite. lt's just..." "You know, when we met in the corridor, I was really upset, and I never usually use that type of language." "Don't you?" "No." "Because I called Mr. Clarke a complete cock." "Oh." "Oh!" "Did you?" "Fair enough." "Well, he is." "Here they come." "Left a bit of a puddle, now." "It's all right, David's getting in the back." "That dress, I've seen it before, it's lovely. ln Vogue." "Oh, thanks. lt's Biba." "is it?" "Well..." "Well, it's still gorgeous." "Have a good day, yeah?" "You too." "Be good." "And you." "Hell, Sandra. I think you've had a bit of shrinkage in the wash." "Hot pants." "Mary Quants." "Give them back to her, they look painful." "I think they look lovely." "Thanks." "It's like what Brenda said, isn't it?" "This ain't Knightsbridge, it's Dagenham." "If you wanna get spotted, you gotta stand out more." "And that's exactly what I'm gonna do." "Yesterday were great, weren't it?" "rita:" "Being on strike?" "Yeah." "It's a glimpse, isn't it?" "Of how it could be." "Well, that's what it's about, isn't it?" "Pitch-bleeding-black. I couldn't see me hand in front of me face." "Finally when he turns the lights on, it was actually stuck to me bottom lash." "WOMAN 1 :" "She got fired." "Blimey." "I'm here, just." "Oh, Christ." "Connie?" "Con?" "Rita, l-- No, I just wanna say something." "Sorry, I just, um... lf l was to get a bit more involved, you know, with Albert, it's only because I've got a gob on me." "You're the heartbeat of this place, always have been." "Rita, look at me, all at sixes and sevens." "You can do this and you should." "Here we go." "Man!" "Brian." "Hello, Brian." "is that a cotton bob in your pocket or a hard-on?" "WOMAN 1 :" "What's he doing?" "WOMAN 2:" "Having a fiddle." "Here, Con. Pass them out, girls." "WOMAN 1 :" "Yeah, come on, Rita." "Go on, Rita." "Give them hell." "Ignore it." "Ignore it?" "Standard issue, day after a walkout." "Have you seen the language?" ""Your aggressive disregard for the existing complaints procedure."" "Tone of that?" "They don't mean it." "So why are they saying it?" "That's how we've always done it." "All the other strikes." "It's like the rules." "rita:" "Oh, no, no, no. I'm sorry." "Sorry, we ain't playing that game." "We ain't your men." "We're us." "And we certainly won't be addressed in this manner." "No." "All those in favor of not only maintaining but increasing our current action by going to an all-out stoppage until we get the same rates of pay as the men?" "What?" "Equal pay?" "Why not?" "Because that's what this is really about, isn't it?" "We're on the lowest rate in the whole factory despite the fact we've got considerable skill." "And there's only one possible reason for that." "It's because we're women." "Yeah." "And in the workplace, women get paid less no matter what skill they got." "Which is why, from now on, we gotta demand a level playing field and rates of pay which reflect the job, not whether you've got a dick or not." "This strike is about one thing and one thing only: fairness." "WOMAN 1 :" "Yeah." "WOMAN 2:" "That's right." "Equal pay or nothing." "Yes." "All those in favor?" "Yes." "Everybody out." "Well, it's got nothing to do with me." "An all-out stoppage?" "Also, the specifics of this strike, they've widened out a bit." "Christ." "Shit." "Fucking Ada." "Equal pay?" "What were you thinking, Monty?" "It wasn't me, it was Albert." "He went behind me back." "Really, Monty?" "He's a loose cannon." "You wanna haul someone over the coals, he's your man." "The bloody troublemaker." "Get him in." "I tried to protect you, Albert." "But you're gonna get such a fucking bollocking." "Come on, then." "This is awkward, Albert." "You know that, don't you?" "It jeopardizes a whole raft of other negotiations that the unions are already at loggerheads with management over." "Look, comrade, basically, you encouraging these women to get all militant-- lt shifts resources away from the blokes, who are the ones at the coalface." "We ain't unsympathetic, but as a union, we have to remember who comes first." "The Communist Party and Marx himself said:" ""Men write their own history." That's "men," Albert." "But didn't he also say," ""Progress can be measured by the social position of the female sex"?" "Or was that a different Marx?" "That was Groucho, was it?" "Equal pay across the board." "You telling me that ain't worth fighting for?" "Of course it is." "And you know it." "I'll tell you something." "This Rita has got a bigger set of balls than you three put together." "And she ain't scared to lay them on the line neither." "And I, for one, am gonna help her." "And if you are what you say you are, an organization pledged to support its members, then you'll get off your lazy, fat arses and you'll help her too." "Good fucking evening." "BRENDA:" "They can't expect us to carry on being graded unskilled." "Unskilled, my arse." "We're here to put across our point of view about what's going on. lt ain't fair." "And also about how it's a part of something bigger, much bigger." "What about a little bit of support this way?" "Come on, mate." "You might learn something if you just listened." "rita:" "The time has come for all women to say "enough."" "We do not and we will not accept this any longer." "Ow!" "Dad, the pan." "Bollocks!" "No, Daddy didn't mean that." "Thank you." "Thank you very much." "That was magnificent." "That was wonderful." "Be back in a minute." "rita:" "You're doing the same work for Ford here in Liverpool that we're doing for them down in Dagenham." "So you know that our job is skilled." "She's a bit of all right." "rita:" "Think beyond that." "I'm asking you to strike now for all women, not just machinists." "Leave him alone." "He's gotta concentrate." "Go, get back." "Have a word with him." "And what is right is that every single one of us is entitled to the same pay as men." "WOMEN:" "Yeah!" "That's my girl." "Will all those in favor please put your hands in the air now?" "Yeah!" "Yeah." "rita:" "Well..." "How'd you get on?" "We slaughtered them." "Every single one of them came out." "It was incredible though, Eddie." "Well done." "Go and check on the kids." "Give them a quick kiss good night." "rita:" "Gonna take some money, all right?" "Oh, no." "What happened?" "Dad." "Tell him to give it another go, yeah?" "I'm off." "See you later." "You're all right taking them to school, aren't you?" "Of course." "You're all right with that?" "Everything's all right, isn't it?" "Yeah, why wouldn't it be?" "No reason." "Have a good day." "See you later." "This is me last one." "Ey?" "The shirt, I just noticed." "Oh, yeah." "Sorry, I forgot." "Forgot washing Monday." "I'll do it tonight." "Right." "Take care of your dad." "GRAHAM:" "Bye, Mum." "Have a good day." "Oh, dear." "Come on." "Come on, girls." "Equal pay." "Equal pay." "Equal pay." "Which way?" "Wait a minute." "No, Ri, it's here." "It's down this way." "It must be up here." "Anyone got a map?" "There." "There it is." "WOMAN 1 :" "Oh, my God." "WOMAN 2:" "Oh, here we are." "WOMAN 3:" "Here we go." "We want respect." "We want respect." "We want respect." "We want respect." "Get the banner up." "Look, get that." "There." "Equal pay for women!" "MAN:" "I'll support you." "WOMAN:" "Thank you for your support." "Equal pay for women." "Women workers for equal pay." "We want respect." "MAN:" "Darling, over here." "WOMAN:" "We want respect!" "Hey!" "Hello." "I finish at 4." "Give us a call, love?" "I never thought we'd get this backing." "Show us what you got." "Hold on, girls!" "We're not entirely unfurled, look." "MAN:" "Don't we all?" "I know the feeling." "Don't look, boys." "ANNOUNCER:" "In their campaign for equal pay, women workers of Ford Dagenham brought their protest to Westminster today." "Some didn't need much persuasion to demonstrate their feminine charms." "It's interesting, all this politics, when you get down to it." "Oh, sorry." "How long will they stay out?" "Must be starting to bite." "As long as it takes." "Does your husband support you?" "He has to." "Yeah." "Yes, of course he does." "And we all supported the men when they went out on strike." "Yeah." "Does it bother you that you've been described as the Revlon revolutionary?" "Have they been in touch about doing some modeling?" "I don't think so." "I think you're talking to the wrong girl." "Actually..." "No, I prefer to focus on the issues of the strike." "What makes this strike different is it's not about a specific pay..." "Ain't that something, eh?" "Yeah, she's doing all right." "This is Laurie Cannon, BBC News, at Westmin" "She mentioned you on the telly there, Ed." "I tell you what, that's some woman you got there." "Right. I gotta get going." "What, already?" "Gotta fetch the kids." "Rita reckons they ain't gonna be back till 6, so I need to get them sorted." "Get your apron." "eddie:" "Shut up, you." "Tell her to get her finger out." "It's gone on long enough." "I don't think they're dragging it out." "It's all right for you, it's different for me." "I can't be doing with this strike." "Yeah, I know that, and they'll settle it." "Soon as they can." "See you tomorrow." "Yeah." "See you later, Ed." "Top it up, would you, Pete, please?" "MAN:" "There's nothing I can do about it." "Come and have a look for yourself." "That's what I'm saying, you've had them all." "There are no more finished seats." "Full stop." "Frank, what do you want me to do?" "We're going home, mate." "You what?" "No more seats, no more jobs." "For any of us." "rita:" "You lot are a bit early, aren't you?" "Hey, what's going on?" "You've shut the factory." "Well done." "ANNOUNCER:" "Ford's Dagenham." "The plant is mainly idle." "With thousands laid off, strike bound, and production barely ticking over, millions of vital pounds being lost in export orders." "And until there's an answer to the rift between management and Ford's machinists, the factory gates will remain closed indefinitely to the entire work force." "You all right?" "Yeah." "Been busy, have you?" "Yeah." "It's the final push, Eddie." "Entire main plant closed down." "Ford can't afford that, so... I mean, I'm sorry about you and the lads and everything." "Oh, no, don't worry about us, Rita." "We was only saying on the way out it's warm weather at the moment." "Cut the gas off, we'll hardly notice." "Yeah." "Well, the thing is, Eddie, you know, I know how you feel." "All them times you've been on strike and us girls come out in support of you men." "It's meant no work for us either." "Yeah." "Have you got something on your mind, Eddie?" "Ey?" "Got something on your mind?" "Got nothing on me mind." "I'm fine. I'd say." "Good." "It ain't been the easiest day for me either." "Thank you for waiting. I have Mr. Ford for you gentlemen." "I thought your boy said he could handle this." "Do we even know what we're dealing with?" "Socialist Workers Party?" "Workers Revolutionary Party?" "Revolutionary Communist-fucking-Party?" "Who's she with?" "Well, we don't actually think she's with anyone, sir." "We actually don't think she's a communist." "She looks-- l don't care if she looks like Jane-fucking-Fonda." "I wanna know why she's acting like this." "As a matter of fact, she hasn't got a political background either inside or outside the union." "Her husband is a moderate." "We just think she's got a beef." "A beef?" "Heh." "Have you tried getting a decent steak in England?" "If this woman gets what she wants, we'll end up having to do it right across the world." "Do you understand that?" "Yes, sir, I do." "Good." "So deal with it." "Guess you'll be getting the next flight." "Yeah." "CASTLE:" "Prime Minister, I don't think you appreciate the urgency" "The urgency of the situation." "Fetch." "Good dog, Barry." "That's it." "CASTLE:" "Prime Minister?" "Until you help me, I cannot get this country back to work." "I understand that, but we need to tread carefully." "Draw the unions in." "We have to acknowledge that without the unions, there would be no Labour Party." "Hm." "I was a member of the trade union movement while you were still at your mother's breast." "Unless you've got something to add beyond the obvious, I'd prefer it if you keep quiet." "Harold, you asked me to do this job." "You appointed me." "You're the best man in my cabinet, I often say that." "Harold, I cannot do it without you." "I need you." "Jack Scamp, he's your man." "Any impasse, get Jack in." "Sits them all around a table, beer and pork pie." "Straight-talking negotiation." "He's the way forward." "Beer and pork pie?" "Mm-hm." "Might not do for the latest one down at Ford." "A hundred and eighty-seven machinists, all women." "Well, perhaps we can get them a finger buffet in, eh?" "Finger buffet?" "Good." "So how was the flight?" "TOOLE Y:" "It was long." "I'm sorry to drag you over." "TOOLE Y:" "Well, they're taking this very seriously, right at the top." "Come in, my wife's cooking dinner." "Well, I don't wanna be any trouble." "Honestly, it's the least I can do." "Lisa, this is Robert Tooley." "Pleasure to meet you." "Likewise." "At last." "I was telling Peter that I'm perfectly happy to eat later at the hotel so... lt's really no problem." "She loves to cook, don't you?" "Let me take your hat and coat." "Thank you." "Come through, have a drink." "I'll run you back when we're finished." "Thank you. lt was delicious." "Lovely." "Thank you." "Can you bring some brandy glasses back in with you?" "Absolutely." "Lisa?" "Do you mind if I call you Lisa?" "You must have quite a head on your shoulders." "Peter tells me that you read history at Cambridge?" "Yes, I did." "TOOLE Y:" "Do you mind if I ask what do you think of our little problem over at the factory?" "Do you think maybe he's a bit too much velvet glove?" "Not enough iron fist?" "Oh, not at all, no." "No, quite the opposite actually." "Look at Vauxhall." "They don't have any problems with the unions because General Motors has a more collaborative approach to management." "Whereas at Ford, you..." "Well, you only deal with the unions because you have to." "You tolerate them." "And as a result, they're more entrenched and they're aggressive in their dealings with you." "Well, ha-ha, that's a very progressive point of view." "Don't you think?" "Cheese." "What?" "We have some Stilton." "Why don't you get that out?" "Right." "Some grapes." "Yes, good idea." "TOOLE Y:" "That'll be terrific, thank you." "Come on, girls." "There's a cauliflower or cabbage for everyone." "WOMAN 1 :" "Cauliflower again?" "Haven't got anything else?" "Blimey, he must love you." "WOMAN 2:" "I've never had real pineapple." "Let her know it's yours." "WOMAN 3:" "Go on, Mum." "Sandra, here's your strike pay." "Thanks." "Three quid?" "Yeah, I know it's not much." "It's all the union can afford, I'm afraid." "Better than nothing." "I'll take it back if you don't want it." "No." "Oh, all right then." "BRENDA:" "Sandra, cauliflower or cabbage?" "SANDRA:" "I'm fine, thanks." "BRENDA:" "Come on, take one." "No, I'm all right." "I've gotta go, actually." "So I'll see you all later." "See you." "See you later." "This one's for Connie, you seen her?" "I haven't." "I'll give it to her." "Monica?" "Oh, is that Connie's?" "I'll take it." "No, it ain't all your responsibility." "Yeah, I know." "I wanna see her anyway." "is that real pineapple?" "SANDRA:" "You bet." "Can I have some?" "Go on, help yourself." "See you." "WOMAN:" "See you." "Bye." "SANDRA:" "Later, Rita." "Come on, girls, get stuck in." "There you go." "My God." "So sweet." "SANDRA:" "Yeah, it's just like him." "Connie?" "Connie, are you there?" "Got you a present." "It's from Brenda's fella." "Makes a change from potatoes, eh?" "Albert's been in touch." "There's a meeting down the union." "Sounds important." "Thinks we should be there." "No, I don't think so." "What are you talking about?" "Connie?" "George is ill, Rita." "You know that." "He's touched." "The strike's just whipping everything up." "I've gotta put him first." "Look, Connie, I know it's hard-- No, you don't." "I'm not his wife anymore." "I'm more like his sister or his..." "But I'm his." "That's all he's got left." "Connie, I ain't saying you gotta give up on him." "You've got a life too, you know." "You gotta live it." "Or the war's gonna end up destroying two people." "George." "George." "Shh, shh." "It's all right, it's all right, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here." "It doesn't matter." "I'll change it, come on." "Out you come." "What the hell do you care?" "I know what you're up to." "You're gonna put me away!" "George." "Stop it." "Stop." "Stop." "Stop." "I'm sorry." "I'm sorry." "Monty, this is Mr. Tooley, he's from-- Good afternoon, Mr. Taylor." "Go break the strike, please." "As soon as possible." "I'm not sure you appreciate whose side I'm on." "Oh, yes, I do. I've been going through your file here." "File?" "You seem to be on your side, Mr. Taylor." "I beg your pardon?" "I don't have to listen to this." "Yeah, that's it, keep walking and in six months' time, your union won't exist." "Industry cannot afford to pay women the same rates as men, gentlemen." "That is a fact." "If it is forced to, it will collapse, under the weight of the extra wages." "Its workers will get laid off." "Their union subscriptions will disappear and so will the unions which collect them." "That means you, Monty." "You would no longer have any reason to visit these gentlemen via the" "What is it?" "Berni Inn, is it?" "The Queen's Head?" "The Chequers?" "Wow, that's a lot of restaurants." "Not to mention the all-expenses-paid trips to the party conferences to the union conferences." "In Paris, no less." "The Gallic rank and file." "Good on you, Monty." "These women get what they want and you're fucked." "I'd start thinking less about what your union can do for you and more about what you can do for your union." "Go break the strike." "Please." "Personnel files, gentlemen." "Everyone's got a weakness, you just have to find it." "SANDRA:" "Hello?" "Yeah, hello, yes." "Yeah, it is." "It's all right. I got your note." "Thank you." "Sorry, I was busy when you came round." "What?" "Really?" "rita:" "Hello, Gordon." "You all right?" "Yeah, I'm all right." "You all right?" "Yeah, I'm all right." "Yeah?" "Course you are." "Well, you don't have to work, do you?" "Ey?" "You can afford to have principles." "I mean, you ain't the breadwinner." "It's nice. lt's a bit extra, but you don't have to. I have to fucking work." "Pay the electric and the food and the coal, the fucking basics." "Only now I can't." "Fucking idiot." "MAN 1 :" "Do you believe in this women's strike?" "MAN 2:" "No, I don't." "They shouldn't get the same as lads." "MAN 1 :" "You don't believe in equal pay?" "No, no, no." "Not for women." "MAN 3:" "The men are the breadwinners." "The women shouldn't strike because a lot of them husbands work here." "Now that the lads have been made redundant, they're gonna be nervous." "And Monty, Ford has rattled him, I can tell." "So be careful what news you share with him, all right?" "That's our fridge." "Bingo." "Excuse me." "What's going on?" "eddie:" "We ain't paid the HP." "Last of mine went in the electric bill." "How are you set?" "You want me to hold the door open for you?" "Go on. I'll make life a little bit easier for you." "You spent the money." "Ey?" "Spent the last of the emergency, out of the repair kit." "I had to pay the milkman." "Not that it matters, we ain't got a fridge." "Why?" "What do you mean, why?" "Could have put him off till next week." "He wanted paying." "Should've told him we didn't have it." "Right." "I'm in charge of the money." "Ain't much fucking good at it, are you?" "We might have some left." "Welcome to the real world, Rita." "This is being on strike." "You run out of cash and you end up screaming at each other." "What happened to you?" "Oh, shut up." "Don't you tell me "shut up." Eddie-- Hi, Rita." "All right, Marge?" "I thought you were back at work." "SHARON:" "Can you come in now?" "In a minute." "No, no, we're still on strike." "Oh, right." "Sharon." "I was sure I saw your Sandra down the factory." "Sandra?" "Yeah, it was her." "Love, in a minute." "I'll see you later, all right?" "All right." "I'm sorry, love." "Mummy's gotta sort something." "But you said-- Yeah, I know I did." "Eddie?" "Eddie, can you look after Sharon?" "I'll be back later, love." "It's all right, sweetheart." "Yes. I like this." "This is beautiful." "Hi." "Sally, is it?" "Sandra." "Sandra, yes." "Okay, chin up for me." "Find this light up here." "Find the birdie." "There we go." "That's a little bit sexy." "Okay, there we go." "Fabulous, you're a natural." "Let's go down on the floor, here." "I like that. I like that." "And I fucking well like that." "I don't know about you guys, I've forgotten about the car." "That's great." "Let's go up here." "Let's go nice and high now, guys." "Straight into the camera." "Sandra." "Keep that." "Just keep the pose going there, Sandra." "SANDRA:" "I'm sorry, can I just take a minute?" "Do you wanna get--?" "I need a minute." "PHOTOGRAPHER:" "Sure." "This is something I've always wanted." "I know." "I mean, I don't even know if I really care about equal pay." "I mean, it's still a shitty factory." "This is just a brochure, but, you know... lt's only trade, but it'll lead on." "Get my foot in the door, you know?" "I just don't wanna let you down." "You haven't let us down." "You haven't gone back to work, have you?" "Because that's the deal here, isn't it?" "They set up this shoot, you go back to work?" "Only you haven't gone back to work, have you?" "So..." "But if they don't use these photos-- Sandra." "Look at you." "You are a model." "You're a natural." "They couldn't get better." "You could, though." "There she is." "Up against the clock now, my love." "Come along." "Drape yourself across this vehicle. I shall avert my eyes." "SANDRA:" "How's this look?" "No?" "BO Y:" "Hi, Mum." "Mum, we've gotta go." "Yes." "Sorry, darling." "You're going, are you?" "You know I am. I said." "Rita asked me to go special." "You gotta fight for what you believe in." "You know that more than anyone." "You think I'd do the same again?" "If another war come round?" "I know you would." "I love you." "Go." "Minister, the unions are turning." "The other unions." "Normally, they all band together." "Yes, I gather that's called solidarity." "They're not being solid." "The men want to return to work." "So they're telling unions to withdraw support, put pressure on the women." "They'll be back within the week." "We'll see." "You're assuming the girls will do as they're told." "It's not my fault." "rita:" "Connie." "You said it was important." "Thanks." "Listen, I'm sorry I'm late." "We've got to talk before this meeting." "WOMAN:" "They're ready for you now." "This way, ladies." "They've hung you out to dry." "Lads in the other unions have had enough." "So whatever they say to you now, don't believe it." "We'll sort it out later, all right?" "We're absolutely behind you still, Rita." "You and the girls." "We're not saying otherwise." "We've got other representatives from other unions to pledge their support." "You haven't got them all though, have you?" "The important ones." "No, but we're very confident we'll prevail." "The thing is though, we've got the national conference coming up." "The most sensible thing, probably, would be just go to a vote." "Which would be the actual final and binding position, I believe, comrade." "After which, it'd be out of our hands." "That's right, Monty." "As I say, we're expecting full support." "rita:" "We gotta get down to Eastbourne and talk to them first." "connie:" ""Actual final and binding position, comrade." Cheeky sod." "That Monty is a sly one though, isn't he?" "I can't wait to see his face when we turn up down there." "See you tomorrow." "We can deal with him, Con." "We can deal with anyone." "That's right, comrade." "connie:" "No!" "No, George!" "No!" "Connie!" "Connie!" "Connie." "connie:" "George!" "Connie!" "Connie, let me in!" "It's okay." "Dear God." "May the blessing of God Almighty, the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit be with you always." "Amen." "Amen." "I'm so sorry, Connie." "No, you're not." "What?" "You thought he was a millstone." "You thought he was keeping me back." "Hey, Con, that's enough." "I should've been there." "I'm all right." "It's all right." "I know." "Hello." "Hello." "This is a surprise." "Yes, I'm sorry. I'm sorry it's so late." "I nearly didn't come at all." "It's all right." "I..." "Sorry, yeah." "Do you want a cup of tea?" "To be honest, I'm not feeling chatty today." "I'm sorry." "No, it's fine, really." "I really don't want to keep you. lt's just, um..." "Mr. Clarke's been asked to leave the school." "We won." "They're getting rid of him." "Right." "Of course, yeah." "Oh, that's great." "I just-- That's brilliant." "Well, I wanted to tell you." "Well, cheers." "Thanks." "Anyway, I'm sorry to bother you." "Not at all, thanks." "I'm married to Peter Hopkins." "Sorry, what?" "At the factory." "I had a feeling that you didn't know." "And I didn't know who you were." "With the strike." "Sorry, I don't understand." "I'm sorry, if you've come here to tell me to back off, I wasn't joking." "I've had a hell of a day and" "Oh, no." "Oh, no." "Keep going." "Please, keep going." "Do you know who I am?" "Who I actually am?" "No." "I'm Lisa Burnett, I'm 31 years old." "I have a first-class honors degree from one of the finest universities in the world." "And my husband treats me like I'm a fool." "And when I was studying for my degree, I was very, very happy." "And mostly because of the work." "Because I loved reading about all these extraordinary people making history." "And..." "And I just wondered what it felt like." "So let me know, will you, when you finish doing it?" "I don't know." "Don't give up." "Don't let me down." "Rita, wait!" "Where are you going?" "Eastbourne. I left you a note." "I thought you changed your mind." "rita:" "I gotta go." "Rita?" "Look, Rita, just stop." "What, Eddie?" "Just listen to me." "Just..." "We've gotta sort this out." "Eddie-- No, no, no, we have, right?" "Just..." "Look, I know it ain't been good between us lately, which I ain't about to make worse." "Eddie-- Just listen to me." "Look, if I ain't appreciated what you've done recently" "Gotta catch a bus." "I really am sorry, but you ain't been perfect either." "This really ain't the time, Eddie." "Yes, it is, because it needs saying." "I know you reckon I ain't bothered about the important things." "And I drift along and I'm more interested in fiddling with motorbikes or making tents out of seat covers, but, you know, I try me best." "You know?" "I have a go." "I like a drink, but I ain't out on the beer every night or screwing other women or..." "And I've never once raised me hand." "Ever." "Or the kids." "Christ." "What?" "Why you looking like that?" "Right." "You're a saint now, is that what you're telling me, Eddie?" "You're a bleeding saint?" "Because you give us an even break?" "What are you saying?" "That is as it should be." "Jesus, Eddie." "What do you think this strike's all been about?" "Actually you're right." "You don't go on the drink." "Don't gamble, you join in with the kids, you don't knock us about." "Lucky me." "For Christ's sake, Eddie, that's as it should be!" "You try and understand that." "Rights, it's not privileges." "It's that easy. lt really bloody is." "Didn't think you were coming." "Hey." "MAN:" "Very good, gentlemen." "Can I call on Monty Taylor," "Senior Convener, Ford Dagenham?" "Thank you, I shall try to be brief." "If you would." "The great achievements of civilization depended on slow progress." "Step by step." "Hence, I am here because I feel that my union, in backing these lovely, brave ladies, these Boadiceas in hairnets," "on their way to a fight for equal pay, no matter what." "But we have to think about the trade union struggle as a whole." "Therefore, gentlemen, I ask you to consider these ladies' demands too much, too soon." "Monty Taylor, you two-faced, hypocritical toe-rag!" "You fucking piece of" "Hang on." "No, you hang on!" "Sorry, gentlemen." "Hey, we'll sort this out between ourselves later, eh?" "Monty, I've seen more of their mugs on the front pages the past few weeks than you've managed in 20 years." "I wouldn't mind hearing from them." "Go on." "Go on." "My best friend lost her husband recently." "He was" "He was a gunner in the 50 Squadron in the RAF." "Got shot down one time on a raid to Essen." "And even though he was badly injured, he managed to bail out." "I asked him why he joined the RAF and he said:" ""Well, they got the best women, haven't they?"" "Which they did." "And then he said, "Well, you gotta do something, haven't you?"" "You had to do something." "That was a given." "Because it was a matter of principle." "You had to stand up, you had to do what was right." "Otherwise you wouldn't be able to look at yourself in the mirror." "When did that change, eh?" "When did we, in this country, decide to stop fighting?" "I don't think we ever did." "But you've gotta back us up." "You've gotta stand up with us." "We are the working classes." "The men and the women." "We're not separated by sex." "But only by those who are willing to accept injustice and those, like our friend George," "who are prepared to go into battle for what is right." "And equal pay for women is right." "Thank you." "BRENDA:" "I never knew you could talk like that." "Scorch marks all the way up the curtains where Monty's arse caught fire." "Hello." "Excuse me." "Gin." "SANDRA:" "I need to calm my nerves." "They might vote against us." "WOMAN:" "How long we gotta wait?" "SANDRA:" "They said half an hour." "You know what we can do?" "Stick it on Monty." "BRENDA:" "Brilliant." "WOMAN:" "You're a genius." "SANDRA:" "In that case, I'll have a double." "WOMAN:" "Babycham." "BRENDA:" "Double gin." "rita:" "Eddie." "Excuse me." "WOMAN:" "What do you want, Rita?" "Where's she gone?" "Most probably needs some air." "Can we have Babycham?" "I've come to say sorry." "I mean, I thought about what you said and you were right, I suppose." "You are right." "And it's amazing what you've done, Rita O'Grady." "And I wanna back you." "See, I was gonna tell you that." "Only then when I come in and you were speaking and I heard you up there, and you was huge." "You was... I don't know." "Like a force." "Then I thought I'm not sure me backing you makes that much difference, to be honest." "Where you are now." "Anyway, go on, you go back to your meeting." "I'm gonna..." "I should..." "Eddie?" "You've said some pretty stupid things in your time." "Of course you backing me makes a difference." "It makes all the difference in the world." "Very good, gentlemen." "The results of the vote are as follows:" "Delegates in favor of support for the women machinists:" "Seventy-nine." "Delegates against:" "Forty-eight." "I declare the motion carried in favor of the Dagenham machinists." "Their bloody unions are back in line." "It's verbatim." "Our man was there." "Well, well, well." "It really does seem time to call in Sir Jack." "Good. I'll do that, then." "I'll set up a court of inquiry which he can oversee and let's hope that does the trick." "Oh, yes." "One more thing." "Set up a meeting, will you?" "Minister?" "With the machinists." "Their leaders." "Pardon me?" "I want to meet them." "At the earliest opportunity." "But-- Yes?" "The minister doesn't do that-- Never has done." "It'll just encourage them." "Give credence to their cause." "I am what is known as a fiery redhead." "Now, I hate to make this a matter of appearance and go all womanly on you, but there you have it." "And me standing up like this is, in fact, just that redheaded fieriness leaping to the fore." "Credence?" "I will give credence to their cause?" "My God, their cause already has credence!" "It is equal pay." "Equal pay is common justice and if you two weren't such a pair of egotistical, chauvinistic, bigoted dunderheads, you would realize that." "Oh, my office is run by incompetents." "And I am sick of being patronized, spoken down to and generally treated as if I was the May queen." "Set up the meeting!" "ALBERT:" "Morning, Ed." "All right, Albert?" "Yeah." "Now, listen." "Listen to me." "Now, there's no reason to panic, Rita." "Okay." "Only, I've had a call from Barbara Castle's office." "rita:" "Oh, my God." "Eddie." "What's happened now?" "Barbara Castle wants to talk to me." "Well done." "Cheers." "The secretary of state is seeing the women?" "On whose authority?" "On her own, apparently. I gather Mrs. Castle is quite a forceful woman." "is she?" "What are you doing?" "I represent Ford." "We are the biggest car manufacturer in the world." "We pump millions of pounds into the U.K. economy." "I think it's time my bosses reminded one or two people of that fact." "Have you or have you not invited the Ford women to your offices?" "Prime Minister-- l've just spent the last half-hour on the phone to Ford, reassuring him that my government isn't on the side of the strikers." "It isn't taking sides." "We have to grasp the nettle." "Now is not the time." "Ten years ago, you were adamant." "I wasn't running the country then." "See the women if that's what you want to do." "But whatever you do, do not upset Ford." "I've got enough trouble with the Americans as it is." "It's all right." "It's your missus I'm after." "is she in?" "Rita?" "What are you doing here?" "Rita?" "I need a favor." "Come in." "Thanks." "Lisa?" "What?" "Come inside." "Everything all right?" "Want a cup of tea?" "rita:" "Yeah." "MAN 1 :" "Rita." "Smile, please." "MAN 2:" "Over here, ladies." "Excuse me, gotta get through." "MAN 2:" "Do you think the strike will go on?" "How long?" "Rita." "Wait a minute." "Hey, Connie." "Sorry I'm late." "You made it." "What if Mrs. Castle says "no deal"?" "How will you cope?" "Cope?" "How will we cope?" "We're women." "Now, don't ask such stupid questions." "Ladies, ladies." "Come up." "This way, please." "rita:" "Come on, this is it." "All right." "See you later." "MAN 3:" "Stay back, please, gentlemen." "Follow me." "Mr. Tooley." "Madam Secretary." "I wasn't expecting you." "But you are meeting with the women." "I think it is time I heard their argument, yes." "But if you would care to wait, I will inform you of any decisions we make." "I think we both want the same thing, Mrs. Castle, you and I." "I think we wanna see Ford Motors employing British workers." "Ford is a vital part of our economy." "I am well aware of that." "Then don't make us build our cars elsewhere." "Help us hold the line here." "Support our efforts to combat these constant strikes which undermine our ability to build cars at a profit, which is why we're in business in the first place." "Otherwise, we will take our factories elsewhere." "Are you threatening me, Mr. Tooley?" "I'm trying to stop 40,000 people from losing their jobs, Mrs. Castle." "That's how many workers Ford employs." "Not to mention tens of thousands of peripheral jobs sacrificed." "Now, I don't think that either one of us wants to take that risk, surely." "Look, look." "Eileen and Monica." "I wonder if they can see us." "Get me the prime minister." "Yes." "Put me through to Number 1 0." "Yes." "Yes." "Fine." "Thank you." "I'm afraid he's on a plane." "Won't land until this evening." "Thanks for coming." "Connie, I'm so sorry." "No, don't." "It's me who needs to apologize." "Don't be silly." "The minister will see you now." "Here we go." "You all right?" "Ready?" "Good afternoon." "Good afternoon." "Mrs. O'Grady, I recognize you from the news." "Rita, please." "Rita." "Very pleased to meet you." "Well, and me, you." "Sorry." "This is Connie." "Connie." "How do you do?" "rita:" "Brenda." "How do you do?" "Sandra." "Well, I'm delighted you could all come." "Please, take a seat." "CASTLE:" "Would you care for a sherry?" "Be lovely, thank you." "Thank you." "You haven't got any whiskey, have you?" "Here's a woman after my own heart." "Make that two." "Thank you." "Well, cheers." "Cheers." "Cheers." "Now, I've been following your dispute very closely and I want to say how proud I am of the battle that you fought." "I fully support the struggle for equal pay and you will have it." "But in time." "What?" "Industry'll object, the lords will kick up a fuss, the press will have a field day." "It's not going to be easy." "Well, what is what's worth fighting for?" "Return to work." "Go back to your machines and you have my word I will push forward with your fight." "No." "Mrs. O'Grady" "No, we need something solid." "Something now." "You've got the authority." "You know, we thought seeing you, we'd... ln politics, you sometimes have to play the long game" "We ain't politicians, we're working women." "And so are you." "Very well." "What would it take to get you back?" "Excuse me?" "The "something solid."" "And mark well, I say something, not everything." "Well, we'd need..." "We'd need a guarantee that we're gonna get equal pay." "And in the meantime, we need to move much closer to the male rate." "Now." "At Ford." "Seventy-five percent?" "Ninety." "Ninety." "At least." "You're putting me in a very difficult position." "I wasn't too aggressive, was I?" "No." "Mr. Tooley, that risk you were talking about?" "I'm going to have to take it." "And from Whitehall we're getting news that talks between Mrs. Castle and the striking Ford machinists are nearing a conclusion." "And a statement is expected in the next few minutes." "Intense interest here..." "Just a moment please, minister." "Yes, of course." "That's Biba, isn't it?" "I saw that in a magazine." "Yeah. I have to give it back at the end of the day." "is that CA?" "Yes." "Why pay more?" "That's what I say." "Well, exactly." "I've got the same one at home." "Have you really?" "MAN 1 :" "They're ready for you now, minister." "Girls?" "Rita?" "Rita?" "Ladies." "No, after you." "Oh, no, no." "After you." "Oh, gosh." "Come on, then." "Thank you." "MAN 2:" "Rita, is it a positive result?" "Now, ladies, can I help?" "Thank you, gentlemen." "Thank you very much." "I am delighted to announce that following our talks this afternoon, the 1 8 7 Ford machinists will be going back to work on the first of July." "They will receive an immediate pay rise of 7 pence an hour." "Which will put them at 92 percent of the male rate." "However" " However, this is not all." "As a result of our discussion, I can confirm that the government is in full support of the creation of an Equal Pay Act." "And by the autumn of this year, I guarantee appropriate legislation to ensure that that act becomes law." "Thank you." "Yeah!" "More support from the back there." ""YOU CAN GET it if YOU REALLY WANT"" "To celebrate, they let us have the canteen, and we had a party." "I don't remember much of that." "No, I remember you didn't, no." "And I thought to myself, there is some of the old spirit that gave us the success of the suffragettes." "WOMAN:" "We are on strike." "MAN:" "All of you?" "All of us." "All us machinists, anyway." "MAN:" "So no car seat covers for Fords?" "No, not from us, anyway." "You're still staying out?" "Yeah." "You're not going back at all?" "No." "Nobody expected us to come out on strike." "Nobody." "What we're fighting for, we'll stay there until we get it." "Women don't make a habit of coming out on strike for nothing." "Well, we didn't think we were that strong." "We didn't think we would bring Fords to a standstill." "It was all down to us." "Us ladies." "And we are ladies, whatever anybody else may say." "We are ladies." "rita:" "Everybody out!"

"It's her!" "I know it's her!" "She wants to tell us something!" " We must do something!" " Sit down!" " Please!" " Hey!" "In the name of His Imperial Majesty and the city of Vienna..." "I hereby arrest Eduard Abramovicz... also known as Eisenheim the Illusionist... on charges of disturbing public order... charlatanism and threats against the empire!" "Leave him alone!" "They're arresting him!" "They're arresting Eisenheim!" "Chief Inspector Uhl." " You're late." " My apologies, Your Highness." "I was attending to the loose ends of the case." " Are there still loose ends?" " Very few." "Did he do it again?" "How does he do it?" "I'm afraid I still don't know." "Did you ask him?" "He's not talking at this point." "Well, I'm sure you have... methods... for that kind of thing." "I want you to put an end to it." "Surely you have something on him." "Something from his past?" "Yes." "Yes, I think I do." "In fact, we know all about his life." "We've spoken to almost everyone who ever knew him." "As a boy, I'm told he had a chance encounter... with a traveling magician." "Boy." "One version of the story was that the man himself... then vanished... along with the tree." "Who knows what actually happened?" "People began to think he had some kind of special power... or at least that he was a bit different." "And then he met her." " Don't drop it." " Careful, you're going to trip." " Drop it, you muck snipe." " Oh!" "Watch out for that hole, alley rat!" " Drop it!" " Come on." "Pick a card." "Put it back in the deck." "Now, watch." "Duchess von Teschen, you can't be in a place like this." "They're peasants." "Remember who you are." "She was brought back to the castle... and they were forbidden to see each other." "But soon, they were doing just that." "Over the next few years, they could always find a way to be together." "Quick, come on." "In China there's a magician that could make anything disappear- a house, a wagon, anything." "We'll go visit him." "They can't stop us if we want to be together." "They'll never find us." "Do you promise you'll take me with you?" "One day I will." "One day we'll run away together." "We'll disappear." "There's a secret way to open it." "I wanted a picture." "Sophie, are you there?" " We must hurry!" "They're coming!" " Duchess von Teschen!" "Duchess von Teschen!" " Duchess von Teschen!" " Duchess von Teschen!" "Make us disappear." "Make us disappear." "Duchess von Teschen!" "Stop." "Stop." " Don't do this." " Let go!" " Let me go." "Let go!" " Your father's waiting for you." " Let go!" " No!" " Eduard!" " Please, let go!" " No!" " Let me go!" "Let her go, please!" " Let go!" "Stop it!" " Sophie!" "Eduard!" " Sophie!" " Eduard!" "Sophie." "Stay away from her, or next time... we'll arrest you and your family." "What happened next remains a mystery." "We do know that he traveled the world... that he began to perform his magic in public... that he changed his name to Eisenheim." "And then almost 15 years later... he appeared in Vienna." "Life and death... space and time... fate and chance." "These are the forces of the universe." "Tonight, ladies and gentleman..." "I present to you a man who has unlocked these mysteries." "From the furthest corners of the world... where the dark arts still hold sway... he returns to us to demonstrate... how nature's laws may be bent." "I give you..." "Eisenheim." "Might I borrow a handkerchief from someone?" "You, madam." "Thank you." "Ah, be patient." "Now, if you please." "I would like to continue with an examination of time." "From the moment we enter this life, we are in the flow of it." "We measure it and we mark it, but we cannot defy it." "We cannot even speed it up or slow it down." "Or can we?" "Have we not each experienced the sensation... that a beautiful moment seemed to pass too quickly... and wished that we could make it linger?" "Or felt time slow on a dull day... and wished that we could speed things up a bit?" "I assure you, they're quite real." "Is it real?" "Let's see." "And you, madam, where is your handkerchief?" "Bravo!" "Very good." "Give us something, please." " Please, give us something." "Please." " What's all this?" "We're poor." " Do you think you're poor?" " Yes." "I want to show you something." "You're not poor." "You have everything that you need right here." "Thank you." "Thank you." "Thank you." "And that's yours." "And this too." "I've got the magic one!" " Good morning." " Good morning." " Coffee?" " No." " Strudel?" "I have two." " Nothing, thank you." "You look very pleased with yourself." "How are the receipts?" " Not bad." "A three-quarter house." " Well done." "But we're going to do better than that." "Listen to this." "Listen. "There is no argument that his uncanny displays..." ""separate him from the ranks of garden-variety stage wizards." ""Some of his effects transcend mere illusion..." ""and approach the realm of art." "He is very young to be so masterful."" "Do you see?" "We'll pack the house with this review." "We are going to make more money than you ever dreamed of." "But if it was mechanical." "Maybe he had it wrapped in some kind of bark?" "Oh, I know, of course I thought of that." "It's the butterflies I'm trying to work out." "Oh, for Pete's sake." "Invisible wire." "Too obvious." "How many men have you detailed for tonight?" "We have eight men inside, another eight out front." "Perhaps you'll get another look at your butterflies." "Mmm." " Come on in." " Check the last 10 rows there." "You!" "Don't touch that!" " Put that down!" " Ah, Herr Eisenheim." "Who are you and what do you think you're doing?" "I'm Chief Inspector Walter Uhl and I'm inspecting your theater." "I've seen you perform." "Very impressive." " Very impressive." " How can we help you, Inspector?" "You will be honored to know the crown prince... plans to attend your performance tonight." " The crown prince?" " Yes!" "So, obviously we have to inspect the theater." "I think that one's small for an assassin, don't you?" "Yes, the orange tree." "You know, I have seen things like this before... but never one like that." " Extraordinary." " Thank you." "I have been puzzling over how it works... especially how the butterflies fly." "I assure you, your secret is safe with me." "I'm an officer of the law after all, and a bit of an amateur conjurer." " Are you really?" " Yes." "Well, card tricks, coins, uh, sleight of hand, yes." "Hmm." "But nothing fancy." "Perhaps you'll give me a tip." "Yes, all right." "I'll show you one I'm very fond of." "Are you a gambling man?" " On occasion, yes." " I will bet you the secret of the orange tree... that I can guess which hand you place this in every time." "Excellent." "Put it in your fist, raise your hand against your forehead... concentrate on it, form a mental picture." " Yes." " Have you got it?" " Yes." " Put your hands in front of you." "It's in your left." " Well" " A lucky guess, perhaps." "You have a confederate who signals you." " No." "It's more primitive than that." " Uh-huh." "When you raise your hand to your head, the blood drains from it." "It will be paler every time." "Oh." "Oh, I like that very much." "Please take it with my compliments." "Why, thank you." "Eh, the blood drains." "Now, Inspector... if you don't mind, I've got to prepare for tonight's performance." "Ah." "Please stand for His Imperial Highness..." "Crown Prince Leopold." "I thought we might end this evening with a discussion of the soul." "All of the greatest religions... speak of the soul's endurance beyond the end of life." "So, what then does it mean... to die?" "I need a volunteer from the audience." "Someone not afraid of death." "Please, someone?" "I assure you, no tragedy will befall you." "It's an honor, Duchess von Teschen." "Do you know me?" "No." "You're quite certain that we've never met before?" "Yes, of course." "Now please gaze directly into my eyes." "Look nowhere else." "Wave to yourself." "Turn in a circle." "Now bow to yourself." "Away." "They must have liked you." "They've waited for you nearly five minutes." "Your Highness, may I introduce Eisenheim the Illusionist?" " Well done." " Thank you for coming." "I hope you enjoyed it." "Oh, we more than enjoyed it." "Stimulated great debate amongst us, hasn't it?" "Except of course for your assistant, Duchess von Teschen." "You seemed to have struck her quite speechless." "A feat in itself." " Did you hypnotize her?" " In a fashion." "I'd like to learn that trick." "Rainier here thinks you have supernatural powers." "Do you claim supernatural powers?" "I've never said anything of that kind." " Then you won't mind a question or two." " Now let's not ruin it." "You needn't divulge anything I can't guess." "As you wish." "Your assistants are behind the mirror... somewhere in robes obviously." "Lights in the frame perhaps to illuminate them, or angled mirrors?" "That would be one way to do it." "I think I understand it all except the ghost." "That was very, very good." "Another viewing perhaps?" "You must come to the Hofburg next time." "We'll make an evening of it." "That will be my pleasure." "So be it." "Sophie?" "And we'll gather our best minds next time." "You'll really have a challenge then." "Then I'll prepare something special." "Perhaps I'll make you disappear." "My God." "When he volunteered her..." "I heard the crashing sound of money falling on me in piles." "Every lady of means in Vienna will want to get up there with you now." " Mmm." " What a show-off." "His father would have died if he had seen such a display." " She didn't seem too happy about it either." " She'd better get used to it." " How's that?" " Word is she'll marry him soon." " Really?" " Taking her chances if you ask me." " Why?" " He likes to give his lady friends... a good thrashing now and again." "People say he pushed one of them off a balcony... just to cover the beating he'd given her." "For Herr Eisenheim." "Hello, Sophie." "When I was on the stage, you knew me right away." "It took me a moment... but, yes, I knew." "You could have said something." "I thought you'd figure it out eventually." "Yes, I would have." "I would have come another night, volunteered... walked right on stage and said, "Hello."" "And then you'd really have had to move quickly." "I suspect you would have." "I don't understand why." "Perhaps for the same reasons you find it prudent to meet in a carriage." "It's just a game I have to play with them." "I'm followed everywhere." "It's- It's supposed to be for my protection." "Yes." "So, I hear congratulations are in order." "What for?" "They say you'll be the princess." " It's not decided at all." " Ah." "It makes a certain sense, I suppose." "We've known each other for years, and of course, our families." "He's very intelligent." "A little too intelligent for his own good." "You're lucky, you know... to have broken free as you did." "I often wish that I had" "Wished what?" "Wished that I would see you again." "And now you have." "Yes, now I have." "I look forward to seeing you again at the Hofburg." "Until then." "Here's the report on Duchess von Teschen." "Mmm." "Anything interesting?" "See for yourself." "The magician?" "They drove around for half an hour." "Then he got out near the theater." "What do you want us to do?" "Join us for a drink?" "Please." "You like something to eat, something to drink, hmm?" " No, thank you." " Herr Eisenheim..." "I'm going to ask you a question... that may not seem friendly... but I assure you, in fact, is." "What is your relationship with the Duchess von Teschen?" "You're right, that doesn't seem friendly." "Oh, but that is precisely my point." "For, you see, where others might judge... a discreet carriage ride for what it seemed to be..." "I am willing to find out what it actually was." "All right." "We were childhood acquaintances." "Acquaintances?" "Childhood friends." "My father was a cabinetmaker." "He made the furniture for her family's house." "I see, the cabinetmaker's son friends with a" " Has there been a complaint?" " Oh, no, no." "If there'd been a complaint... well, we'd be having a very, uh, different sort of conversation." "Yes." "He relies on you for that sort of thing, does he?" "I'm a simple public servant, Herr Eisenheim." "That's not what I hear." "I hear you'll be the chief of police very soon." " Maybe mayor of Vienna?" "Party secretary?" " All subject to his whim." "You better hope he doesn't dissolve the parliament before you get there." "Now the prince has some progressive ideas, but he will make a fine emperor." "Well, they say you're very close to him, so I'm sure you'll do fine." "Look." "Yes, indeed, they say that I'm very close to the prince." "But the simple truth of the matter is, Herr Eisenheim, I'm the son of a butcher." "He's the heir to the empire." "How close could we be to such as him?" "Hmm?" "Do you see my point?" "Don't fool yourself that you can play in their game." "I've served on the edge of it... for... many, many years... and I can tell you with certainty... there's no trick they haven't seen." "It's not worth it." "My guest tonight... is not a showman at all, but rather a wizard... who has sold his soul to the devil... in return for unholy powers." "Or so at least some of our friends here would have us believe." "But fear not." "Everything can and will be explained." " All mysteries penetrated." " Hear!" "Hear!" "Well said!" "Well said!" " Is that the emperor?" " Ah, yes, your father." "I didn't think he was invited." "Bravo." "A fair likeness of the old man." "Too modern a style for him, of course." "I'm afraid I'm not much of a painter." "It's true." "There are no brushstrokes in this painting." "I can see that clearly." "So to achieve the color... some sort of chemical must be interacting, presumably." "Some sort of sprayer up your sleeve?" " May I?" " If you feel you must." " I do." " Oh, let the man do his show." "You want me to just sit there when it's so obvious?" "I do." "He tries to trick you." "I try to enlighten you." "Which is the more noble pursuit?" "May we have the lights, please... so His Highness can better see?" " See here, Leopold, let's have the show." " Hear!" "Hear!" " Come on, Leopold." " Get on with it." "Very well." "I propose a challenge." "Why don't you astonish us... if you can... without all the... gadgetry?" "As you wish." "Your sword is very beautiful." "Might I see it?" "Certainly." "May I?" "Where does power flow from?" "Skill or destiny, or divine right?" "We all know the story of a sword called Excalibur." "Excalibur's blade was fixed in stone... and there it stayed." "Many worthy knights tried to pull the sword from the stone." "Only Arthur succeeded... proving his right to rule." "Who can take this sword?" "You, sir, can you take the sword?" "No surprise there." "Perhaps you, sir." "Not so eager, cousin." "Come on." "You can do it." " Do it!" "Do it!" " Come on!" "You shall live a long life." "Thank you for your indulgence." "Come now." "If you can't pull it out, you'll never be emperor." "Your father will live to be a hundred." "The sword to its rightful owner!" "That's enough light entertainment for this evening." "For more serious discussion, please join me for a drink." "Shut him down." "Well, he's very popular, Your Highness." "I'm sure you'll find a way." " What did you do to him?" " I gave him what he asked for." "What would possess you to do something so foolish?" "Duchess von Teschen, you must come along, my dear." "We don't want to keep the prince waiting." " Did you enjoy the show?" " It was wonderful, wasn't it?" "It was amusing." "Who told you where to find me?" "Your manager." "I told him if he wants to stay in Vienna, you need my help." "Ah, so I'm to be driven from the city, is that it?" " Good." "I shall relish it." " Stop it!" "I came here to try to help you." "Why?" "Why should you possibly care what happens to me now?" "You were my friend." "I am your friend." "We knew each other very briefly a long time ago." "You don't know me at all." "Then why did you speak to me?" "Why did you even bother talking" "And you kept it all this time." "I used to sit and stare at your picture... trying to imagine where you were." "At night I'd have dreams I had gone with you... and then I'd wake up and realize where I was." "But in my dreams you had shorter hair and no beard." "Where did you go when you left?" "To my uncle's farm near Prague." "How exotic." "I went to Russia... then Asia Minor... and then the Orient for many years." "So long." "I always meant to return." "I just" " I kept thinking I'd find it around the next corner." "What?" "A real mystery." "I saw remarkable things... but the only mystery I never solved was... why my heart couldn't let go of you." "He wants me to go to Budapest... with him next week to announce our engagement." "He wants the Hungarians behind him." "They're going to crown him king." "I'm sure his father will have something to say about that." "He plans to overthrow his father." "That could go very badly for him... and for you." "You shouldn't be involved." "I am part of his plan." "He only gets Hungary by aligning himself with my family." " Leave him." " It's not that easy." "Call it off and come away with me." "Or don't say anything and we'll just go." "As long as we're alive... he'll hunt us." "And when he finds us, he'll kill us." "Look at me." "Do you truly want to leave with me?" "Yes, I do." "There you are." "As I predicted, they've shut us down." "Are you happy now, hmm?" "You made your point." "It doesn't matter that we were sold out for the whole run!" "No, look." "You got it off your chest." " Do we have money?" " What?" " Do we have any money saved?" " Yes, we have some." "But we could have had much, much more." "Mmm, it will have to do." "And the second account, all of it." "Of course, Herr Eisenheim." "Thank you." "And you have no doubt it was Duchess von Teschen?" "I'd stake my life on it." "What was in this suitcase?" "I don't know." "He's by the first car." "The map will show you where to meet." "When it's done, you'll travel ahead with her and I shall follow." "And she understands everything this entails?" "Completely." "There's not a lot of time." "As you know, we sometimes follow..." "Duchess von Teschen for her protection." "Yesterday she was seen in the company of another man." "What man?" "Eisenheim the Illusionist." "What were they doing?" " Well, they were meeting and, uh" " Touching?" "Kissing?" "Fornicating?" "Not that we observed, no." "However, I have reason to believe that they may be planning something together." "It's possible they may be leaving." "I'm not certain of anything yet, Your Highness." "Thank you, Inspector." "We can, of course, acquire more information" "He spent the afternoon in Vienna with his father." "He's expected shortly." "What a surprise." "I thought you didn't like it here." "I suppose you think you're very clever... and very democratic in your friendships." " Aren't you?" " What are you talking about?" "Your magician friend." "I know you've been with him." "It's true." "We've been friends since childhood." "You sleep with all your childhood friends?" "I will not be spoken to this way." " You'll be spoken to as I wish to speak to you!" " You're drunk." "You're getting quite old, aren't you?" "You know, my mother was 16 years old when she married my father." "And you?" "Can you even bear children?" "Are you any use at all?" " Are you trying to embarrass me?" " It has nothing to do with you." "It has everything to do with me!" "You will not share my bed if you've slept with him!" "You don't understand." "I'm not going to share your bed at all." "I'm not going to Budapest with you." "I don't want to be part of what you're planning." "And I will not marry you." "I assume you haven't been so stupid as to tell him anything." "'Cause if you disrupt my plans, I will have no further use for you." "Do you understand?" "Now, you will travel to Budapest tomorrow." "I recommend that you are here early, packed and ready to go." "Do nothing more to embarrass me." "Good-bye." "What do you mean, "Good-bye"?" "Come back here." "Come back here!" "Don't disobey me again." "Whore!" "Out of my way." "Please, don't." "No, leave that." "Leave all the lanterns." "Duchess von Teschen!" "Duchess von Teschen!" "Maybe look on that side!" "Over here!" "Whoa." "Whoa." "I thought you saw her get on the train with him." "No, sir." "We were waiting in Vienna for them, but they left from Baden." "We assumed she was with him." "Should I wire the crown prince in Budapest?" "It's been done." " Who are you?" " I'm the family's doctor." "Are you the chief inspector?" "Yes, I am." "You understand this is a police matter now?" " Of course I understand." " Good, good." " You have determined the cause of death?" " She bled to death." "There's a wound on her throat... just above the left collarbone." "Perhaps from a knife or a sword." "May I take a look?" "Inspector, I-I will not stand for it." "The crown prince will not stand for it." "This is not some circus sideshow." "My apologies, of course." "Thank you, Doctor." "Probably robbed." "Gypsies, maybe." "Saw all those diamonds, couldn't say no." "Chief Inspector, there's one thing you should know." " Yes, what is that?" " In the folds of her dress..." "I found this small gemstone." "Seen last Thursday at 7:30 p.m., riding without an escort... toward the Imperial Hunting Lodge." "Groomsman said she arrived about 8:30." "What was she doing riding alone?" "He did this." "You know he did." " I know who did what?" " The crown prince!" "He killed her." "He's done it before, and you know it." "No, I don't know that." "In fact, I'm sure he didn't." "He's in Budapest." " He killed her before he left!" " I'm afraid the facts don't support your theory." " She was leaving him." " For who?" "You?" " Yes!" " Don't be absurd, Herr Eisenheim." "He killed her because he couldn't let her go." " She knew his secret." " What secret?" " Ask your inspector." "He knows" " Stop this right now!" "Are you completely corrupt?" "No, not completely." "No." "Which is why I'll advise you not to accuse anyone, especially His Imperial Highness." "Or you will end up in jail yourself." " Where's the guard who let her out of the gate?" " Gone with the crown prince." " Did any of the servants see her leave?" " All asleep." "Ah-ha." "What about him?" "He, uh, he put her horse in the first stall when she arrived." "Ah." "Was it this one?" "We don't have jurisdiction on Imperial property." "Thank you." "I know." "So what are you doing?" "Investigating." "Listening to that magician, are you?" "For all we know, he did it." "No, I think not." "The crown prince is back." "Chief Inspector." "We should go." "Now." "What have you found out?" " She was last seen riding here, alone." " Yes." "And based on your information, I then threw her out." " Did she commit suicide?" " No." "It was surely murder." " Do you have a suspect?" " We will soon, Your Highness." "Later that week, we arrested a man and charged him with murder... but I knew that that wouldn't satisfy Eisenheim." "I had my men continue to watch him." "He finally emerged from his grief and bought a rundown theater." "It's perfect." "He fired his manager... and began preparing for a new kind of show." "Who is he?" "My name is Frankel." " Where did you come from?" " I come from Brunn." "My father is a lens grinder there." "How have you come to be here tonight?" " I don't know." " Are you alive?" "What can you tell us about the other side?" " What's it like?" " Yes, tell us." "You must know things." "Secret things." "Say something spiritual." "They don't seem to think it's a trick." "Eisenheim.!" "Come out and talk to us!" "Eisenheim's audience had always been enthusiastic... but now he was attracting a more..." "impassioned following." "Madame." "Please?" "With these spirits, these manifestations..." "With these spirits, these manifestations..." "Eisenheim has given us hard proof... of the soul's immortality." "The spirit has been reaffirmed... in the face of modern, scientific materialism." "The work of spiritualism will rouse humanity... to a new, moral earnestness." ""It is a revolutionary movement, and we will turn the empire... into a spiritual republic."" "Do you think Eisenheim's behind all this?" "Why must I be bothered with a magician?" "He is proving to be more than a magician, Your Highness." "He is a charlatan." "He's a faker." "He pretends to have supernatural powers" "Put him on trial for fraud." " First, we have to show it is fraud." " Then do it." "Find out how the trick is done, and then arrest him." "This is just a rough demonstration, Inspector." "But you can see how it could work." "Yes, I see." "Not bad, not bad." "We need a spy in Eisenheim's troupe." " Those Orientals, they won't give us anything." " Mm." " I already tried." " Yeah." "Then try something else." "What has happened here?" "One of those ghosts from the theater down the street." " Yes." "Up there." " Where?" " There." " Right there." "And it's a boy." " Yes." "Look, look." " Sick!" " Where is this thing?" " Right there." " Over there." " Uh-huh." "Did you see it?" "Mm!" "God." "An apparition." "I saw it." "I swear." " Yes!" " Right over there." "Where are you taking him?" "I want to know how it's done." "First the orange tree, now this." "Do I have to share all my professional secrets with the police?" "Well, in this case, yes, or I'll be forced to arrest you." " On what charge?" " Oh, well, we'll start with fraud." " Excuse me, Chief Inspector" " What?" "I think you should look outside the window." " Who are they?" " They are here for him." "Oh!" "My goodness, you have a devoted following." " What is it they expect of you?" " I have no idea." "What do your spies tell you?" "That you plan to subvert the monarchy, perhaps." "Why?" "Just because the crown prince is a murderer?" "He's not a murderer." "We have the real murderer in prison." " He pleaded guilty." " You've got the wrong man." " You don't know that." " No, but you do." "Hmm." "Herr Eisenheim, you will also go to prison... if you don't explain to me what it is you are doing." " Let him go!" " Or we will!" "The sentence will be greater if that mob attacks the building." "Eisenheim.!" "Eisenheim.!" "Eisenheim.!" "Well?" "What are you doing?" "Stop!" " Stop!" " Eisenheim.!" "There he is!" "Listen to me, please!" "You must listen to me, please!" "Thank you all for coming." "I have been speaking with the chief inspector." "And I think there's been a serious misunderstanding." "I want you all to know... that everything that you have seen in my theater is an illusion." "It's a trick." "It's not real." "I can't bring loved ones back from the grave." "I can't receive messages from the other side." "I apologize if I've given you any false hope." "My intention has only been to entertain, nothing more." "Now I appreciate your support." "But you must go home." "Please, you must go." "There, now." "I've explained it, so it can't be fraud." "May I go?" "Has he tricked you?" "Is that it?" "No, Your Highness." "Then why are you failing me?" "I thought I could trust you." "I thought you were a man I could bring with me when I took the throne." " Am I wrong about you?" " No." "You're not wrong, Your Highness, no." "I need men who can complete the tasks assigned to them!" "Instead, I'm surrounded by fools." "In the end, I must do everything myself." " I can see this case will be no different." " Mm." " How do I look?" " Ordinary, Your Highness." "Very ordinary." "I think I'm going to enjoy this." " They don't recognize you." " Good." "And keep your distance." "I don't want to be seen with a policeman." "Who are you?" "Are you Duchess von Teschen?" "Yes." "What's happened to you?" "She was murdered." "Were you murdered?" "By who?" "Did they arrest the right man?" "Tell us, please." "Who murdered you?" " Tell us." " Someone." "Here." "Tell us, and point him out." "Was it the crown prince?" "He's killed a woman before!" "Hey!" "The crown prince isn't even here." "The crown prince killed her!" "Something must be done!" "Chief Inspector, are you sure you have the right man?" " Quite sure." "Excuse me." " Did you investigate the crown prince?" "He cannot continue if this is true." " He must be brought to justice." " It's not true." "The magic trick is not evidence." "What is your name?" " I don't see how that matters." " I advise you to watch what you say, sir." "That actress didn't even look like Sophie." "But the audience is stupid and he knows it." "He manipulates them." "He himself said nothing." "His actress said nothing inflammatory." "He left it to the audience to make their accusations." "All plants paid for by him, of course." "I don't suppose you made a note of those people?" "I'm afraid we didn't have enough men tonight." "At the next performance, I want them all arrested." "Every one of them." "Eisenheim, the whole troupe." "I want to have an example made of him... in front of all his followers." "That was very foolish last night." "You can't destroy him, you know." " You can't bring down the monarchy." " Oh, I know I can't." "Then don't raise her again." "Don't provoke those questions." "Eisenheim, I don't want to arrest you." "I'm a cynical man, God knows... but if your manifestations are somehow real... then even I'm willing to admit, you're a very special person." "And if it's a trick, then it's equally impressive." "Either way, you have a gift." "So don't make me put you in jail!" "Promise me you won't do it again." "I promise you, you'll enjoy this next show." "What do you want?" " Nothing." " Then why bring her back?" "Just to be with her." "To be with her." " Everything is ready?" " Yes, sir." " We're trying to assess how he might escape." " He will not escape." " I want guards at every door and window!" " Sir." "I want to apologize to you for my behavior of late." "But I want to make it up to you, if you'll listen to a proposition." " Well, I don't know." " I'll make it worth your while, Josef." "You know, I'm very busy right now." "I haven't just been sitting around waiting for you." "No." "No, of course." "I want you to assume control of all my finances." "And my assets." " Everything." " Everything?" "Yes." "Including this theater... and all the receipts from tonight's performance... which I offer with my sincere thanks." " What do you say?" " All right." " I'll do it." " Good." "Good." "Would you like me to introduce you tonight?" "No." "Tonight, just enjoy the show." "Excuse me, Chief Inspector." "I'm Josef Fischer, Eisenheim's manager." "Yes, I remember." " What's going on?" "Why all the police?" " Precautions, Herr Fischer." " Precautions." " Are you planning to arrest Eisenheim?" "Oh, that's entirely up to him." "There!" "There!" "It's Duchess von Teschen!" "Why were you murdered?" " I was leaving him." " Leaving who?" " The crown prince?" " Of course it was." " We won't stand for it!" " I tried to get away." "I was wearing my locket when I died." "But now it's gone." "It's lost." " Tell us, please." "Who murdered you?" " Was it the crown prince?" "We must do something!" " Come along." " We must help her!" "To the front!" "Step out!" "In the name of His Imperial Majesty... and the City of Vienna, I hereby arrest Eduard Abramovicz- also known as Eisenheim the Illusionist- on charges of disturbing public order... charlatanism and threats against the empire!" " No!" " Get back, get back!" "Stop it!" "Stop it, all of you!" " He disappeared." " Where is he?" "Find him!" " Where is he?" " He was right there." " How was his trick done?" " No trick." " How is it done?" " I don't know." "Nobody know." "Damn it!" "I had my driver take the sword to police headquarters." "My men will examine it and see if it matches the gemstone... found on Duchess von Teschen's body- I have no doubt that it will." "And after that, I came in here... and you asked me why I was late." "You've stolen Imperial property." "That seems trivial compared with murder." "Even if that were true, you have no jurisdiction here." "That's right." "You may do as you wish here, without consequence." "Nobody can punish you." " Except one man." " Who's that?" "The emperor." "I don't suppose he'll leave his crown to a murderer, do you?" " He'll never believe you." " Maybe not." "Hmm." "But, I wrote a letter to his general staff... telling them... everything." "Including your plan to overthrow the emperor." "I know they'll listen to that." "You'll not take the throne- not with my help." "You no longer want to be chief of police?" "Mayor of Vienna?" "You don't want to be a baron, an aristocrat?" "I'm afraid that's out of the question at this point." "You fool." "He's tricking you." "He's manipulating you." "He had the sword at a command performance." "He could have pried the stones loose then and planted them here." " He has planted everything." " You're drunk." "It's all a trick." "It's an illusion." "Perhaps there's truth in this illusion." "You need to wire your driver, and have the sword returned." " Or what?" " I'll shoot you." "Perhaps I'll shoot you anyway." "And then you'll have killed a police inspector and a duchess." "Or perhaps you'll kill yourself." "You, uh, committed suicide, distraught at having failed your leader." "Ah." "Some officers of the general staff, I'd guess." "They must have received my letter." " What do you want?" " I don't want anything." "Fine." "Fine." "You shall have nothing." " Gentlemen" " The situation is so obvious." "Everyone's completely incompetent." "My father runs the empire into the ground... and no one notices, no one knows anything about it." "I propose to clean up the mess, and you betray me!" "You're all becoming irrelevant." "You will be replaced." "The country will be run by mongrels!" "There's a thousand different voices screaming to be heard, and nothing will be done!" "Nothing!" "I've done everything I can." "Too much!" "Far too much." "Your Highness!" "Are you in there?" "Your Highness, open the door." "Please." "Open the door." "By your father's authority..." "I insist you open the door!" "You must open the door!" "You're all fools." " Please, Your Highness!" " I can't stand it." "I won't stand it." "Break down the door." "Break it down!" " What happened?" " The crown prince just shot himself." "Are you Chief Inspector Uhl?" "I used to be." "You!" "Who gave you this?" " Who gave you this?" " Herr Eisenheim!" "When?" "Look out!" "All aboard!" "Tickets and papers." "All aboard!" "When it's done... you'll travel ahead with her, and I will follow." " And she understands everything this entails?" " Completely." "Do you think that Eisenheim's behind all this?" "So, what does it mean, to die?" " What do you want?" " To be with her." "To be with her." "Chief Inspector, there's one thing you should know." "Your sword is very beautiful." "Might I see it?" " You're drunk." " You were drunk." "He's a charlatan." "He's a faker." "He's planted everything." "Everything you have seen is an illusion." "It's a trick."

"there is malice born from kindness." "There is also kindness born from malice." "how will the people treat the actions that Lelouch has taken?" "Is judgment inevitable in this world?" "Geass." "The one who uses this inhuman power" "as they fall into the abyss between kindness and malice." "if there exists someone who is able to rise above... isn't that so?" "0)}Acclaiming Mao" "I need to check first." "Are you my enemy or my ally?" "Why are you asking this now?" "That man called Mao has a Geass that enables him to read the thoughts of others..." "Is that possible?" "It is." "The way Geass manifests varies among people." "he's able to read thoughts within a radius of up to 500m." "he can even read thoughts that are deep within the consciousness." "He's your worst enemy since you are the type that uses your mind to fight." "200)}500m..." "I've assumed that there are people other than me who can use Geass." "Did he bind a contract with you?" "Eleven years ago." "Ha!" "Guess he's my great senpai." "is this great senpai my enemy?" "Mao is targeting me." "he's not after your life..." "I know that." "he would've revealed Zero's identity to the army or police." "But he only targeted Shirley..." "What are the conditions for his power?" "Mao has a strong Geass." "he has neither a usage limit nor the need to look at the target's eyes." "He has no weaknesses?" "Mao is unable to turn off his power." "whether he wants to or not." "I feel like skipping that class..." "Konna Tokoro de...}" "Can't seem to understand it. {Male voice in the background}" "Is that really a Britannian student?" "{Are wa hontou no Britannia no Gakusei kamou} 500)}If only my father were..." "Mao." "Mao." "I won't die." "Mao?" "Mao... are you awake?" "I really can't do without you..." "I'm coming to see you now.." "he would be targeting my biggest weakness." "But... it's been a while since just the two of us spent time together." "We have to let Sayoko rest from time to time." "I'll stay home for a while." "lately you haven't always been home." "Did you find something fun to play with?" "Something like that." "The opponent this time is a bit hard to handle." "you make me wonder what kind of person it could be." "right?" "but I can't sell them to you without a permit." "aren't you?" "Eh?" "Even though you sold stuff to the Order of the Black Knights?" "to someone named "Wolf"." "that was an alias." "You... too." "many ways." "And?" "Of course it's essential to protect your sister." "But if we just wait..." "I'm getting the Order of the Black Knights to perform a search." "the Tokyo settlement?" "We are just wasting time." "why don't you use me as bait?" "Mao's target is me." "If I- will I end up like that?" "Or does that happen when I'm unable to satisfy the contract with you?" "the power of the Geass will gradually grow stronger." "Those who are unable to handle it will eventually be engulfed by their powers." "Did you bind a contract knowing that?" "To both me and Mao?" "!" "Yes." "You are a cruel woman." "do you?" "didn't you?" "What are the terms of the contract?" "You're despicable!" "Why didn't you finish him off when you abandoned him?" "You could have taken away his powers or his life!" "It's due to your indecisiveness that Shirley...!" "it'd be best if we act seperately." "I'll be staying in the building next door." "Next door?" "The Student Council and the Cultural Society's clubhouse..." "I don't care about them." "Think of a way to handle them yourself." "Medical check?" "Knightmare pilots are required to undergo that." "I understand." "tomorrow after school." "Okay." "Murrue-san." "Is there any way to meet Lacus Clyne?" "}" "Eh?" "You want to meet her?" "Impossible." "You need to have a court rank of at least a knight to request an audience." "right?" "Me?" "Yes." "Huh?" "Lloyd-san is an earl?" "!" "that's embarrassing." "even though he can't tell play and work apart." "Ah..." "I just need a few days." "I need to prohibit people from entering the clubhouse... but... don't tell me the fact that you're a prince..." "It didn't get leaked out." "The only ones who know that I'm still alive are the Ashford family." "the Ashford..." "What's wrong?" "I'm having another matchmaking session." "Looks like I'm unable to escape from it this time." "what should I do?" "That..." "I..." "President!" "Shirley?" "You've resumed your morning training?" "starting from today." "I can't remain depressed." "to be full of energy." "you're always..." "Huh?" "You're that person I met before." "So you're from our school." "What kind of joke is this?" "aren't we?" "Eh?" "How could that..." "Huh?" "Eh?" "That's enough." "it's about to start." "I'm coming now." "see you later." "Okay." "What was that just now?" "We had... a little fight." "Pretending not to know each other?" "What a cute way of playing around." "but can you play along until everything calms down?" "I don't mind." "Will it take a while?" "most likely." "I'm not searching for Refrain smugglers." "I told you I'm searching for an Asian named Mao!" "the remaining ones are here doing odd jobs." "You might as well ask the police..." "I hate the police." "Then ask the Order of the Black Knights." "be it in the ghetto or the settlement..." "All of you are saying the same thing." "Obviously!" "This is weird..." "Why..." "What have you been searching for all this time?" "My diary." "I can't find it." "Eh?" "Did you bring it with you when you went out of the settlement?" "Why would I?" "Zero." "We have yet to find the man called Mao..." "I see." "Note:" "Kantou refers to the eastern region of the main island of Japan where Tokyo is." "Kyoto is in the central-southern Kasai region." "Should we make use of Kyoto's information network?" "No." "Just concentrate on the Kantou block." "Contact me if you discover him." "I understand." "I'll contact you at the stated time later." "my thoughts will be read by Mao." "that condition might instead be used to predict his movement... a chess piece is..." "Still missing?" "Looks like we were thinking the same thing." "It seems so." "I think we'll be able to cooperate." "Yes." "Yes?" "it's me." "right?" "I want to talk to her alone." "Hand the phone to her." "Are you awake?" "Y-Yes." "Why did you collapse at that place?" "What is your name?" "Me?" "Name?" "What is it?" "Don't tell me your memory is...?" "What about Zero?" "you were..." "What is Zero?" "What am I doing?" "I do something treacherous and yet end up with this...?" "But I don't know.... anything." "Sorry." "but..." "Putting them on was... so I thought it was okay." "I'm glad." "Eh?" "It seems that I was saved by a kind person." "be happy." "things have come to an end between you and me." "I will patch things up with Mao." "Is this a betrayal?" "Why are you asking this now?" "just an accomplice." "Wait!" "This is surprising." "aren't you the same as Mao?" "you know too much about me." "I can't let you go off just like this." "Don't go!" "stay by my side!" "Geass is ineffective against me." "I've told you that before." "Don't worry." "I don't intend to leak out things about you." "I'll leave your Geass as it is." "Mao won't appear in front of you again." "your hindrance has been removed." "Congratulations and goodbye." "The results of the test were good." "The discipline and life statistics seem to be on the high side though." "Will it be a problem?" "It's excellent for a soldier." "Are you unconsciously comparing yourself to your father?" "That might be the thing that's restricting you." "This often happens to children who have famous parents." "the Prime Minister of the former Japan." "wasn't he?" "Urabe and the rest sure are late." "Prime Minister Kururugi's memorial..." "The traitor who committed suicide after we just decided to adopt a do-or-die resistance." "Stop it." "you will be doubting the reality of General Katase's suicide." "who is in hiding." "prepare to capture him." "My Lord." "the reorganization of the Order of the Black Knights." "but there are a few areas that I want to change." "I will relay your thoughts to Ougi." "Thank you very much.{lol I love how his name is DIET HARD}" "The functional capabilities of our individual cells..." "I hope you can include that in your next take." "That's all." "Is that my last test?" "he's much more useful than I thought." "But I can't eliminate the suspicion of him being a spy yet." "Mao's phone call..." "C.C.!" "Why are you so quiet?" "Your thoughts are the only thoughts that I can't read." "You're really super-awesome." "You're still as childish as ever." "I was hoping that you would call me your prince on a white horse since I came specifically to pick you up." "aren't you?" "I've already told you before." "you are just..." "That is just a lie." "A lie!" "Because C.C. loves me the most." "Mao." "Mao." "Mao..." "Stop it!" "Shut up!" "Ignore it." "Just concentrate on my voice." "200)}That's right." "I will always be with you." "0)}I am always here." "So don't worry." "you're the only one." "You're the only one I want." "I don't care about Lelouch or anyone else." "As long as you come..." "Stop it!" "I should've done this from the start." "it's me." "Mao..." "I'll wait for you at Clovis Land." "Come alone." "You're as stubborn as ever." "I'll just expose Lelouch's identity." "I can just kill him anytime though... be happy." "things have come to an end between you and me." "she comes and goes as she pleases." "It's hard to understand a stubborn woman." "Idiot." "C.C. would never shoot me." "C.C. loves me!" "No!" "I was just using you!" "What are you saying?" "Lying is bad." "Lying..." "You shouldn't lie!" "Lies are...!" "Don't worry." "I understand." "I had a house built in Australia." "white house." "But we need to take a plane to reach Australia... you're too big to bring onto the plane as carry-on luggage." "So..." "I'll make you compact!" "It'll be quick if I use this!" "Is this my punishment?" "wrong." "You're wrong!" "I'm thanking you." "you're here." "At a place where the thoughts of others won't interfere with you." "It's so easy to find this place." "Lelouch..." "The maximum effective range of your Geass is 500m." "the Tokyo Tower." "indeed." "what do you intend to do?" "It seems that you have put some effort into hacking." "Do you intend to remote-control some toys to deal with me?" "Or do you intend to use that sharp tongue of yours to convince me to surrender?" "you're being quiet now?" "you have to... don't tell me you think that "C.C." is her real name?" "her real name. {*drip*?" "}" "C.C.?" "You didn't even tell me..." "Why did you tell a person like him...?" "don't you?" "C.C. is mine." "Mao." "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "No!" "C.C. has been mine since a long time ago!" "I have taken all of C.C." "Even parts that you haven't seen." "Everything." "Lelouch..." "Come out!" "Lelouch!" "Come here!" "Come to me!" "Let me read your thoughts!" "You liar!" "you have lost." "What are you saying?" "!" "as long as C.C. and I..." "Is it Lelouch?" "But the distance is..." "And... so many..." "This is it!" "Put down your weapon and surrender!" "What's with these people?" "put down your weapon and surrender!" "P-Police...?" "Who informed them?" "Lelouch?" "Why are you here?" "Impossible!" "right?" "Are you an idiot?" "All of that up until now was a recording." "Impossible!" "But..." "But didn't you talk to me?" "The way you think is too simplistic." "The ability to read thoughts is wasted on you." "You even predicted my replies?" "you brat!" "I'll get out immediately even if I get caught by the police!" "What is he saying?" "{Nan to blah blah blah}" "Is he crazy?" "{blah blah blah ja nai ka?" "}" "There's something wrong with him. {Okashi blah blah blah}" "I guess he's a Refrain abuser.{blah blah blah Refrain blah blah blah}" "Shut up!" "Don't say bad things about me!" "C.C. told me that you can't turn off your Geass." "the effective range depends on how hard you concentrate." "You made use of the monitor to draw away my concentration." "But I still have a way to defeat you." "The moment you do that is your moment of death." "please wait." "If you have a good talk with him..." "What is this about "moment of death"?" "!" "listen carefully to this!" "The man over there is the terrorist...!" "Fire!" "Mao!" "Zero..." "Mao was just a six-year-old orphan." "he knows nothing about those." "we have rescued the hostage from the ghetto." "What?" "What about the transportation to the hospital..." "The power of the Geass that Mao obtained from me made him distance himself from other people." "I'll ultimately just be a stranger to him." "I'm the only human he knows." "I am everything to him in this world." "I've decided that I won't lose to the Geass." "I will control this power and become familiar with it." "I'll let you see how I will change this world." "I will fulfill both your desire and mine." "I will make it possible." "So..." "Lelouch..." "Are you comforting me or pitying me?" "Or are you getting attached to me?" "It's a contract." "I'll be the one proposing it to you." "Fine." "this contract." "It's time to make progress." "I'll meet Cornelia and find out the truth." "I'll build a safe place for Nanali." "Small battles are meaningless now." "I have to suppress the Tokyo settlement." "There's a need to increase my military powers to do that." "I'll make use of external powers as well." "I have to make use of every chess piece I have."

"My name is Tom Hobbes." "I'm an officer in the United States Army... sent on a mission with a singular objective... to find a man, an American war hero... to hunt him down without mercy." "General Omar Santiago... the most decorated U.S. Military combat veteran out of Southeast Asia." "Army, Special Forces." "A soldier so legendary... of such mythic stature, some believed he couldn't be killed." "I began to believe it myself." "Santiago?" " Is it him?" "This man who must be terminated... if this cruel game is to be won... who must be eliminated if I am to see my loved ones again... who must be killed so I can go home." "A world exists exactly like ours." "You live in this world... your family and friends... and though you may not know it..." "I was sent to save you." "Ripped By mstoll" "It's just a game." "Got a vehicle for the motor pool." "General Santiago's westward expansion of territory... had gone virtually unchecked." "With control of the Eastern seaboard in five states... no organized resistance had risen up to stop him... or even test him... until Cincinnati." "Breach at the main gate!" "They're through the front gate!" "It's a coup stick." "An Indian war weapon used as a measure of bravery." "Not just to strike a foe, but to break his spirit." "A simple act of striking an enemy... even with the bare hand was a display of exceptional bravery." "Added a feather to the staff." "Be afraid." "Be very afraid." "Why are you laughing, Major?" "Deride the courage of a proud man and his courage is doubled." "You think those soldiers who died last night were laughing?" "Sir, we can take these men out with one quick stroke." " And we will." " One quick stroke." "Break it." "Stand up, Major Waters." "General, with all respect, I laugh at their audacity... to take a city in the name of this new so-called Indian nation." "Are you afraid, Major?" "Afraid that you can't break it?" "That you might hurt your leg or your hand?" "Because if you are, their warriors are gonna sense it." "And cowardice in the face of an enemy... is a fate worse than death." "We have might." "We have strength." "Arrogance." "What these men have is fearlessness and pride." "And those are qualities you can't break, Major." "You must erase them." "Look this enemy in the eye with a pride and a fearlessness to match his own." "Look right into the eyes of their greatest warriors and show him you are greater." "You must strike... and count your coup." "Only then will you defeat him." "Yes, sir." "These men are righteous men... with a blood hatred for what's been stolen." "I admire these men." "I love them." "But they have stolen from us... weapons and ammunition." "They wanna take back what they believe is theirs." "And they must be stopped." "Not their army, not their warriors... but their will." "How?" "I just told you how, Major." "Out of the vehicle, now!" "Hobbes, it's me." "I'm alone." "Escalante." "You put out a signal for us." "I've got ammo in the back, plus explosives." "And you've got a small window of opportunity to act... to take advantage of a situation which may never come again." " Why?" "What's going down?" " I've got classified orders... for reprisal of an attack on a Republican Guard weapons depot." "Santiago's going to assassinate an Indian nation tribal leader." " How?" " I don't have details yet." " Just who the assassin's going to be." " Santiago." " Himself?" " With a small unit of men." "It doesn't make sense." "There's no odds in it, in taking that kind of risk for one man." "No, it's perfect Santiago." "He's a warrior first." "In his heart, he's a soldier who's never left the battlefield." "It's not enough to defeat his enemy." "He must steal his spirit, annihilate his soul." "Then we must do the same to Santiago." "You're taking a heck of a risk yourself." "I want Santiago as bad as you do." "You've come to warn me." "You need no warning." "You know there'll be a price to pay." "I can feel Santiago out there." " We're well-armed now, at least." " He'll try to kill me." "And he may succeed." "It will be done modestly... and honorably." "The only question is, when?" "We won't let it happen." "We're gonna move you from here to a safe house outside the city." "What you must not let it do is slow our progress... put out the fire in the hearts of our men." "There are others who wanna put out our fires... as they light their own in resistance." "Those are houses burning." "Homes we took from white men... that are now banding together against us." "We know their resentments." "They were ours when our land was taken." "This destruction will continue until they fear us... like they fear Santiago." "We should continue to strike at Santiago, raid his armories." "No." "I must destroy him." "Santiago's Republican Guard might well bring the Indian movement... to heel in a blow... but this was not a battle of armies." "It was a battle of two warriors." "By all reports, Santiago cut himself off from his ministers and most-trusted officers... speaking his plans to no one." "Making a mental transformation from leader back into soldier..." " into the supreme fighter he was as a younger man..." " General." " Was there something wrong with your food?" " No." "Into the assassin the military trained him to be." " May I bring you some fresh water?" " No." "That'll be all, Corporal." "That he'd become master of this virtual kingdom was only his first move... in an even greater ambition... to defeat the men and country who'd created him." "To destroy the real world, so Harsh Realm would be all that's left." "Word came from our friend Escalante only an hour before plans were set." "Santiago had advance intelligence the Indian group was moving its leader... out of the city to a safe house." "Possibly to draw Santiago out." "Santiago planned to engage his enemy on a mountain pass... on a road offering little protection from ambush." "Any sign of him?" "Maybe we got bogus intelligence." "Santiago's not just gonna stick his head up for you to shoot it." "Guy did seven tours in 'Nam, Special Forces." "We got company." "Republican Guard." "Special Forces team." "Full combat gear." " About ten men." " Santiago?" "Uh-uh." "Ten four!" " Escalante." " Over here." "Now, who's this?" "You two, move out!" "Waters." "Santiago." " What's wrong?" " I don't know." "I just got this strange feeling he was looking at me." "You haven't chosen who will drive the intercept vehicle." "Who among these men is the soldier you trust the most?" "I'd say Pickering, sir." "Then choose anyone but him." "Escalante!" "You're driving the intercept vehicle." "Santiago would use surprise... but also terrain to his natural advantage." "Victory through control of the environment." "But by anticipating Santiago, we were able to control the environment ourselves... laying charges in the stand of woods that was the natural place... from which Santiago would attack." "Get those vehicles ready!" "Sir, what is it?" "I don't know." "We would wait until Santiago made his move on the motorcade... committing himself into the open." "Then hope our charges had been placed well." "We began to wonder if we had all miscalculated." "Headlights." "Stand by." " Send the car, Major." " Escalante." " Go." " Go!" "Go, go, go!" "Get down!" "Come on!" "Move it!" ""B" Squad, up front!" "Ready, sir." "Engage." "Engage." "Now." "Come on!" "Move it!" "Bravo, move up!" "Get him out of here!" "Engage!" "Engage!" "It's clear!" "Move out!" "Santiago!" "Where's Santiago?" "Santiago, you see him?" "I didn't either." "I think we did it." " You get down there?" " Pretty damn close." " Santiago, was he there?" " Didn't see him." "Saw Waters." "They took heavy casualties." "You see him, Florence?" " I think we did it, man." " We may have." "We brought down Santiago." "We freakin' digitized him, man." "We won." "Put your weapons down." "We're not against you." " Down." "Put them down." " We're on your side." "Talk to me, soldier." "General?" "Are you all right?" "I'm hurt, son." "I can work on you." "Oh, no." "Take it easy." "You're bad off." "Losin' a lot of blood." "You got a bad gut wound." "Lie still." "I'll take care of you." "In my kit, I got a Digi-wand." "Hold your breath." " How we doing?" " Good." "I think I'm gonna make it, sir." " I owe you my life." " Yes, you do." "I looked for him everywhere." "Santiago wasn't there!" " Are you sure?" " I looked!" "We all looked." "Then Santiago must be dead." "Oh, God." "In which case, somebody's got to take charge." "The man was a..." "Major Waters." "A great warrior." "He was unstoppable." " Invincible." " You said you looked for him." " What are you afraid of?" " I'm not afraid." " Then seize your chance." " Somebody betrayed him." "If I take control..." "If it looks like I took command too quickly, he'll think it's me." "He can't think it if he's dead." "Like all great warriors..." "General Santiago's superior advantage was an absolute fear of him... a phantom fear." "A kind of lurking terror that transcended even life itself." "The fear the greatest warriors inspire... the fear of the unknown." "I can't..." "I can't find a place to sleep... with those red men in charge." "Well, sir..." "I'm gonna change your life." "You are assassins..." "Santiago's men, sent here to kill our leader!" "I told you." "We set the explosives." "We set Santiago up." "We're the reason you're even alive." " Why?" " We were sent here on a mission." " What mission?" " To stop Santiago." "Hobbes, forget about it." "Hobbes?" "They're gonna hang us!" "Sent by who?" "The U.S. Military." "The U.S. Military doesn't exist." "The United States doesn't exist!" "There's only land now." "It does exist." "Just not here." "Are you gonna argue with the man?" "You think us fools?" "You say you are against Santiago." "You don't wear the uniform, but that proves nothing." "We have another man who claims this." "Who claims he knows you." "Who claims he killed Santiago." "But it's a trick... to make us believe what isn't true." "To weaken our defenses!" "I ask you, again." "Where is Santiago?" "Santiago is dead." " She don't speak." " Then she tells no lies." "If Santiago is found alive..." "I'll hang you as conspirators." "Nice goin', Hobbes." "Why not remind him of smallpox, Manhattan and the great buffalo?" "It shouldn't have happened." "We successfully completed our mission." "We took out Santiago." "What'd you think?" "The lights are gonna come up?" "Curtain's gonna open?" "We finished the game." "We should be going home." "Maybe Santiago isn't dead." "The failure of imagination... opens the door to defeat." "Hope against hope." "We'd failed to imagine that we ourselves could have failed... that Santiago had survived." "Failed to imagine a great warrior becoming even greater... by making himself invisible." "Hey, hey, hey, hey!" "Hey, there's a guy with a gun back here." "One of the Republican Guards." "He's back here." "He's got a gun." "Inside." "Sir." "This is the man." "Do you have any idea what you've done... who this man you found was?" "Are you living on the streets?" "I had my home taken from me." "I can give you shelter." "I can work." "Like this man." "We shall hold these high in front of our enemy." "Victory." "So great is Santiago, even his own army fears him." "If they believe he is alive... they will be weak and begin to act rashly under new leadership." "But they do believe he's dead." "This man will tell the world." "Give him a job." "Keep him close." "We must act in every way as if Santiago is our prisoner." "You, come with me." "Santiago's alive?" "They wouldn't be putting the party hats on us if he wasn't." "No, wait." "You're making a mistake." "You gotta let us go." "They'll slaughter every last one of you if you don't kill him." " He'll never stop!" " Forget it, Hobbes." "You can't kill what won't die." "Do you steal from me?" "Is there something you desire?" "Just to turn your desk light off." "You may be tempted to steal as you were stolen from." "But we just take back what's ours." "I don't judge you." "I admire you." "Your war is a righteous war." "Violence is the ultimate and unavoidable outcome... of any unresolvable conflict." "Look at yourselves." "You were silenced and oppressed." "Your rights stolen." "Now you're free to sacrifice for your cause." "Warriors again... full of courage and bravery." "Not victims, but heroes... ready to fight for what you believe." "Ready to die... like Santiago." "Sir?" "Sorry, sir." "We heard voices." "I hope we can talk later." "Who speaks for your leader?" "I do." "We have Santiago." "We wish to make a trade." "The state of New York... in exchange for his return." "Santiago is dead." "And if he's not?" "Your offer's denied." "Santiago can't be alive." "He would die before being captured." "He'd die before he accepted defeat." "The commander receives orders from the lord... and summons the armies." "The armies muster the legions." "The legions worship the lord." "Whether they had him prisoner or not... we knew only one thing for certain..." "Santiago would never stop until this mission was complete." "But neither would we now." "His singular objective was to kill the Indian leader." "So we'd beat Santiago to that objective... or be there waiting for him." "Where's Santiago?" "Answer the question." "Do you have him?" "Is he here?" "Answer the question, dead man." "You're the dead man." "We betray only ourselves." "Santiago." "Go!" "Go!" "Go!" "Come on!" "Florence, come on!" "Down the hall." "Where is he?" "Where's our leader?" "I tried to stop 'em." " You've been shot." " No, it's okay." "Please, I'm okay." "It's all right." "You have a chip." "You're one of Santiago's men!" "I am Santiago." "They're gonna come to you to make a trade... your leader for me." "I won't make that trade." "Yes, you will." "Hold it!" "I'm unarmed." "I want the man who speaks for your leader." "I speak for him." "I speak for our leader." " I want Santiago." " You want him?" "In trade... for your leader." "I could just as easily hand you a weapon to destroy us." "I have no desire to turn Santiago loose..." " or let him live." " What is your desire... that you'd come here unarmed... and dictate terms to us?" "I want my freedom... just like you." "Do you have Santiago?" "Bring out Santiago!" "How do I know this is him?" "How do I know you have my man?" "You must trust me... as I trust you." "If I turned my back on them, they would have put a bullet in it." "I had no choice but to accept their terms." "I asked for a car, for one man to ride with me." "I drove for three hours to make sure we weren't followed." "It's okay." "Send him out." "Santiago?" "Is it him?" "What's wrong?" "You didn't think you could be caught?" "You think you're untouchable, Santiago?" "I'm not Santiago." "What was that?" "I'm not Santiago!" "There's no chip." "It's not him." "It's not him." "He's got no I.D. Chip." " What do you mean?" " They gave us somebody else with Santiago's face." "Where's Santiago?" "Where's Santiago?" "You just let him go." "They fell for the trick." "They believed our lie about Santiago." " What lie is that?" " They believe he's still alive." " He is." " The man in the hood?" "No." "I count my coup." "You honor me with your bravery." "Tag 'em and move 'em out." "Let's go." "Keep it movin'." "Stay in line!" "Keep your hands up." "Let's go." "Let's go." "Get 'em in a group." "General Santiago." "We've put down the insurrection." "We've secured the city perimeter." "The enemy has stood down, sir." "The enemy, Major Waters... is here." "You want to be a warrior?" "Bring me Hobbes and Pinocchio." "Then you can count your coup." "Only then will your enemy be defeated." "Yes, sir." "Did you doubt me?" "Have I ever?" "I made this!" "Ripped By mstoll"

"The flame is coming out of your nose." "That's a lie." "Rikki-Tikki-Tavi's on a high lonesome again?" " Stevie B!" " Yo!" "Come on." "Light up my life one more time." "Put it on the tab." "Hey, give one to Bobby and Paulie and Gus here, he needs another drink." "Jesus Christ!" "It's Kimberly." "What did I tell you?" "Not even two months and she's coming back." "She looks good, doesn't she?" "She really looks great." "Christ." "She's with her fucking attorney." "That asshole." "He's the one that represented her in the divorce." "Do you believe that?" "Jesus Christ!" "Be cool." "Yeah." "He was probably dating her before the divorce, wasn't he?" " Jesus Christ!" " It's over, Rick." "Take it easy." "Yeah, take it easy." " This kind of shit happens." " Yeah, I know, man." " Let it go, man, be cool." " Okay, it's gone." "I'm gone, man." "It's cool, man." "I'm mellow." " Screw it, right?" " Screw it." "Screw it!" "Screw it!" "That son of a..." "Whoa, Rick!" " Hold it!" " Hey!" "Hey, pal, take it easy." "Come on." "Settle down, Rick!" "Rick, no!" "Rick!" "Now, wait a minute." "Rick!" "Hey!" "Come here!" " No!" " Come here, man!" " You crazy?" " Come on!" " Crazy fool!" "You stay away from me!" " Get over here!" "Come here!" "Goddamn it!" " Get out of the car!" " No!" " Get out of the fucking car, asshole!" " I don't have to!" " Come on, fucking asshole!" " No!" " Don't do it!" " Hey!" " Faggot!" "Get out!" " You leave this car alone!" "Jesus!" " What are you doing?" "You're crazy!" " Douche bag!" " Hey!" "Hey, stop it!" " Hey, come on, asshole!" "Take it easy, man!" "Will you stop that?" "You're tearing my car up!" "The guy is crazy!" "Get out of the fucking car!" "Motherfucker!" "My bat!" "Give me my bat!" "Give me that fucking bat, asshole!" "You bag of shit, motherfucker!" "Damn it." " Occupation?" " School teacher." "All right, bring them up." "Don't freak out." "The course is available next semester." "Thank you." "Linda, I want you wearing a bra to class." "It's not going to change your grade." "Here comes Mr. Toad." "Latimer?" "What're you going to do?" "You going to fire me?" "Ask me to resign?" "Neither." "We want to make you a principal." "Come on, Frank." " Isn't your sense of humor a little cruel?" " Maybe, but this isn't a joke." "You applied for an administration position, didn't you?" " It was a long time ago." " I know it was." "We have to fill a position immediately and I feel you're the right person for it." " A principal position?" " A principal position." "Where?" "Brandel." "Brandel?" "Why am I not excited, Frank?" "You don't have the luxury to pick and choose." "I got a school that needs a principal, and you need a job." "I need an answer yesterday." "Congratulations, you got the job." "Thank you." "Fuck you." " Thank you." " You're welcome." "Oh, God!" " Come on, man!" " Split up." "Come on, man." "Hey!" "Hey!" "Come on!" "Come on!" "Jesus." "Oh, shit!" "Disneyland." "Hey, stop it!" "I said, stop it!" "Come on!" "Get up!" " Who the fuck is he?" " Come on, lighten up here!" "Turn around, motherfucking white boy!" "Let's smoke." " Now, come here!" " Yo!" " Lighten up!" " Yo, man!" "Come on!" "Let's go, man!" "I wasn't doing nothing!" "Yo, man!" "Yo, man!" "Where in the hell are you going?" "Hey, man, come back!" " Who the hell you think you are, man?" " I'm the principal." "I don't care who you are." "Let the fuck go of me!" " Cool it!" " I didn't do nothing!" "Cool it!" "Fuck!" "My head." "Hey, lighten up, man." " Is this the principal's office?" " Yes." " Good morning, ladies." " Good morning." "Okay, boys." "Hey, fuck you." " What?" "I didn't hear that." " That's his name:" "Fuck you." " Thank you." " Fuck you." "Yeah." "But you just call me Fuck." "Sweet." "And call this ugly asshole White Zac." "His name's too long to say." "White Zac O'Shit!" "Well, Mr. Shit, can you tell me what class this is for?" "Any class Victor Duncan tries to kill me in." "You shit!" "Get the fuck away from me." "Sit." "Like I said, we got all day." "Rick Latimer." " The teacher from Willoughby." " Right." " I was hoping to speak to you before this..." " This wonderful welcoming party?" "Sucker." "Be the last time you say Victor's name." "Sit down, man." " Get the fuck off me, man!" " Sit down!" "Why don't we start my first day off with some expulsion papers for Mr. Shit and Mr. Fuck?" " And call the police." " Hold your fire, Rick." "Let's take our time here." "Get up." "Hi." "Rick Latimer." "I'm the new principal." "No shit." "I said, get up!" " Excuse me?" " Get up!" "Rick Latimer." "I'm the new principal." "Excuse me, Mr. Principal." "Jake Phillips, head of security." "Well, that's great." "While you're here why don't you call the police?" "Mr. Darcy, why don't you get the papers?" "Right on." "Okay?" "Come on, let's go." "Rick?" "Did you get a look at the neighborhood..." "The school isn't exactly the highest priority for the police around here." "These guys are trying to cut each other's nuts off." "The cops would only ask you why you stopped them." "As far as expulsion goes most of the students here have already been expelled from someplace else permanently." "Excuse me, Mr. Latimer?" "If you would like a tour of the resort, just whistle." "Right." "They come from all over the district." "Condit High, Crosby, El Roble." "Burglary, weapons charges, truancy." "All them nice things." "They even come with their own customs and traditions." "I see I'm not the only one from Willoughby." "Yeah." "Tatawicz." "He's from Willoughby." "Part of that white gang that's trying to move in on Duncan's territory." "Drug dealing and all that shit, you know?" "Victor Duncan?" "Yeah." "I see you've met him." "No, not directly." " Here." "Follow me." " Okay." " Boys, check it out." "Hey, Steve." " ¡Bastante!" "What do we got here?" "Check it out." "You must have a great dance department here." "Great move." "I'm going have to learn that one, Jake." "Sweet kid." "Well, welcome to Brandel, Mr. Principal." "Right." "Oh, and if you need me, you just whistle." "Hello." "You're ever vigilant, I see." " Where we come from, they knock." " Where I come from, they pick locks." "With your permission, Mr. Principal, I'll replace your old rusty one with a new deadbolt." "The kind only.357 Magnums can open up." "Okay?" "Thanks, Jake, that's real encouraging." "I feel much better now." "Have some jellybeans." "Thank you very much." "Do you mind if I ask you a question I ask all imported principals?" "Sure." "What is a fine, white-bread boy like you doing in a place like this?" "Keeping my warm ass planted in this chair." "Right." " Till something better comes along, right?" " Yeah, right." "Right." "Didn't know why I should think it would be any different." "What's that?" "That's a scared kid." "Duncan's pals have been terrorizing him." "Hold tight, Arturo, I'll be out in a minute." "What are you looking at?" "Hi, Kimberly." " Rick, get the hell away from me." " Just a minute, honey." "A minute is all it takes for you to do huge damage, Latimer." "Come on, let's go out for a drink." "Let's talk." " It's too late for that." " It's not too late." "I put up with all the frat brat, Peter Pan bullshit I can take." "That's your therapist talking, that's not you." "At least somebody was talking." "You weren't." "I tried to make things work, Ricky." "I didn't run out and get plastered every time we had a problem." "I didn't quit on us, you did." "I did?" "That's a bunch of shit, you know?" "You let it go, you let everything go." "Three jobs you blew." "Your father gets you in at Willoughby." "You blow that." "That's not all my fault." "You had to show up in that bar with that guy." "Rick, grow up." "I'm trying." "I'm running a school now." "I'm in charge of it." "I'm the principal." "I heard." "At Brandel." "Now, what the hell is that supposed to mean?" "One, two, three." "What's happening?" "Okay, give me some." "You never shut up!" "One, two, three." "I know you're in here." "I saw you come in." "You're safe." "Those guys ran down the hall." "The coast is clear." "Come on, why don't you come out?" "We'll bullshit a little bit." "All right, if you want to be a fucking sissy, that's your prerogative." "I ain't no sissy, motherfucker!" "Oh, no?" "How come you were running so fast?" "You'd run, too, if you were on their shit list." "Hey, I'm on everybody's shit list, man." "I just can't run that fast." "Come on, how about it?" "Come on over here." "Let's go down to the office, talk a little bit." "You and me." "All right?" "Maybe I can help you." " Maybe we can do something about them." " Shit, like what?" "We'll get them expelled." "Busted." "Something." "Man, do you know where you are?" "You're at Brandel." "Ain't you heard what they say about this school?" "Garbage never leaves the dump, man." "So, they ain't going to leave." "Neither are you." "Me?" "What about me?" "What're you talking about?" "You're in the dump, too, sucker." "Word gets around fast at Brandel." "Let me tell you, man, everybody knows about you." " You're full of shit, kid, you know?" " No, you're full of shit." "You're that fuck-up teacher from Willoughby." "And that's the only reason your sorry ass is even in this place." "So, fuck you, man!" "Don't try to be no principal with me, man, because I don't need your sorry shit." "Son of a bitch!" "Can I have your attention, please?" "Can I have your attention?" "Thank you." "Harkley." "Don't you teach 11th grade social science class in Room 212 this period?" "I really find dialectic and class struggle rather dull." "Especially when it's being discussed with the double-digit vocabulary." "Harkley, I want you and everybody else in this room..." "Hold it, Darcy." "To help seat all the students in an all-school assembly in the auditorium, sixth period today." " An assembly?" " Yeah." "Are you mad?" "Do you know what can happen?" "What are you doing this for?" "I like the attention." "Holy shit." "Hey, get off my foot!" "You got another one." "I'm not go¡ng to stand up here and g¡ve you a lecture about the values of educat¡on." "Thank you, motherfucker!" "I just have two s¡mple words." "Yeah?" "No more." "Yo, man, I got two words for you:" "Fuck you!" "I'm very ¡mpressed." "They told me that you couldn't form complete sentences here at Brandel." "No more!" "You ain't such a dude!" "No more m¡ss¡ng classes." "No more gambl¡ng." "No more extort¡on." "No more sell¡ng drugs on th¡s campus." "No more gang ¡nt¡m¡dat¡on." "Arson, robbery, rape or whatever the hell you've been major¡ng ¡n here." "No more!" "You're probably say¡ng to yourself:" ""That son of a b¡tch can't do anyth¡ng."" "That you can't expel students from Brandel." "Well, that m¡ght be true." "That goes the same for pr¡nc¡pals." "You can't expel me, e¡ther." "So, as long as I'm here, I can prom¡se you one th¡ng:" "That I w¡ll do everyth¡ng ¡n my power to enforce my pa¡nfully s¡mple rule of "No more."" "I know what you're th¡nk¡ng." "You got to I¡ve w¡th me and I got to I¡ve w¡th..." "S¡t down." "I sa¡d, s¡t down!" "Usher, you want to show th¡s gentleman to h¡s seat, please?" "You talk too much." " All r¡ght, hold ¡t down." "Hold ¡t down now." " Shut this dumb shit down." "Stop ¡t!" "Jake!" "Usher, you want to show these gentlemen to the¡r seats?" "All r¡ght, s¡t down, everybody!" "Son of a bitch!" "Break it up!" "So much for that warm-ass-in-a-chair routine." "Okay, break it up." "Stop!" "Mr. Duncan, that was an admirable display of poise and leadership." "You work real hard and maybe I can get you a spot on the student council." "The principal is a funny guy." "Yeah, well, let me tell you something really funny:" "Classes and schoolwork." "Because from now on that's the only business you're going to be conducting at Brandel." " My only business?" " Lf you want to stay in my school, it is." "Your school?" "Your school is shit, clown!" "Classes and schoolwork?" "Do you want that to be my only business here at Brand X?" "You want that to be my only business, then you're going to need this." "Because this school here is my school." "And I make the rules." "Not anymore." "Hey, you think you're on a bus?" "Where did you get this?" "I said, where did you get this?" "Hey, what's he doing, man?" "I do not care." "Man, fuck this." "Man, he can't turn it off." "Cool, be cool." " Hey, get back in line, dickface." " Is this the exchange window?" "I'm afraid mine's been soaked in window fluid." "This is some good shit." "Don't touch until you made a deposit." " What're you doing?" " I'm making a deposit." "You stupid fuck, do you know who those belong to?" "I don't care who they belong to." "All I care about is I don't want to see you selling this shit in the school again." "Motherfucker, somebody will come looking for you." "Well, you tell that somebody that I'm in the office at the end of the hall." "Somebody's got to clean this place up." "Not me." "Latimer, this is not necessary." "Good morning." "I said the entire security force." "I heard you." " That's it?" " This is it." "All right." "Look." "I want every assistant from the athletic department." "Every class schedule and every student's attendance record in my office right now." " Right now?" " No, surprise me on my birthday." "Goddamn it, Latimer!" "That's Mr. Latimer to you, Darcy." "Now, look, I want these guys put on temporary payroll as security guards." " What?" " They're being deputized." " Give them some stinking badges, Darcy." " But they're teachers!" "They're big teachers." "Everybody out of the halls." "Put that thing out." "Move it, quick." "Right." "Motherfucker." "Come on, sleepy." "Come on, sweetheart." "Get in there." "Come on." "What, are your braces stuck together?" "Come on, go." "Hey, man, which one do you want?" "Hey, let go of my jacket!" "So, tell me." "How is it that an entire world war which killed 8.5 million people erupted all because of one politically minor assassination?" "Excuse me!" "Excuse me!" "This is a classroom." "These are students." "And look, how considerate." "They saved you a seat." "Get your motherfucking hands off me, fool!" " I'll bust your fucking eye, man." " Sit down." "Come on." "Shake a leg." "Baby Fat, what're you doing in here?" " You into this class shit?" " Come on, man, chill." "Well, Victor's going to really smoke you good, man." "Hey, Wet Willie, sit down!" "Go ahead." "Continue, Emile." " I wasn't saying nothing." " You was, you lying shit!" "You was talking about trying to drive us whites out of the school business." "Your tongue is so far up Victor's asshole, you can taste his breakfast." "Excellent description, Mr. Mawby." "Do you speak from experience?" "I want three journal pages from everyone." "Everyone!" "Tomorrow!" "That's three pages from you, too, Jojo." "See if you can fit it in between your Scout meetings and your charity work." "I feel real bad for you, Doughboy." " I'm real scared, Jojo." " Next time you won't be so lucky." "Sorry for the inconvenience." " Doing some remodeling." " That's what you're doing?" "Latimer, this is my classroom and these are my kids and I'm hanging on to this class by the skin of my teeth." "And you come bursting in here with these thugs." "I resent you, and I resent what you're doing in here." "You think you're so tough?" "Fuck you!" "Emile!" "I have a way with women." "You know, she likes me." "Hey!" " I can blow you away anytime I want, man." " Is that what you want?" "If that's what you want, man, I'm right here." "Come on, there's nobody else around." "Come on." "We could go down to the court, shoot some hoops." "Bullshit a little." " I heard you were really good." " Look, man!" "If you're trying to reach me I'll just cut your hand off." "I got another one." "Look, why don't you just do yourself a favor, okay?" "And go back to your white-bread, suburban, cesspool land while you still got a chance, all right?" "I can't." "Good morning." "Good morning, ladies." "Mr. Latimer?" " That's true." " I need your signature on this release form." "The girl you busted in the toilet wants to drop out." "It's one thing to incite riots with school assemblies but dumping animals in my classroom..." "Animals?" "I'd rather have animals." "They don't carry knives." " Knives?" " It was getting so much better." "Zarius stopped talking back to me." "Liz and Stacy started bringing in homework." "I was finally getting through to them, when, all of a sudden I have six more seated in my class who have absolutely no respect for anything." "They throw things and one of them urinated on the floor!" " Urinated on the floor?" " Urinated on the floor!" "I heard you!" "The whole class is in turmoil." "Nobody's learning anything." "It's pushed me back to the beginning." "I'm sorry." "I hoped that wouldn't have happened." "What are you going to do about it?" "Are those students on your attendance sheets?" "Yes." "But I don't..." "Then the law says that you have to teach them." "That's right." "Blame it on the law." "They don't have to be in there!" "They never were before!" "There's nothing stopping you from bending the law." "It's a tradition at Brandel." "Yeah?" "Well, that tradition is dead." "Come on, you people." "You can't pick and choose your students." "You got to take the students that the school gives you and teach them the best you can." "You can't teach the easy ones and throw the rest in the garbage." "You're having trouble dealing with a student then you come to me." "If he won't come out of the classroom, I'll come in and get him." "Now, look, every student we leave in the hallways, every student we leave in an alley every student we leave roaming around the parking lot is another brick off the foundation of this school." "Darcy?" "Darcy?" "Come back here." "Come on." "Now, look." "Lighten up." "Have a little courage." "Brave it through a little bit." "Look, stoneface, knives only hurt if it goes through you." "Urine only smells if you don't clean it up." "Come on." "I'll take care of this." "Man, that was pure poetry." "The part about each kid being a brick in this shithouse gave me goose pimples." "I got goose pimples running up my arm." "See?" "Look at that one right up over there." " Good." " Good." " Hi!" " Hi." "Bang!" " Hi." " Mom!" "Mom?" "What the fuck?" "What do you want?" " Mom?" " So, I have a kid." "Now, get out of here before somebody sees you out." "Okay." "What do you want?" "I want you to graduate." "I don't want you to drop out." "Treena, your grades are good enough." "Don't throw it away." "Throw it away?" "Nobody cares if I graduate or not." "I care." "Is that enough?" "I care." "Why?" "I ain't selling dope in your bathroom no more." " Plus, Victor got me a better job." " Victor?" "A better job?" "If you want a job, why don't you go out and get a real job?" "What's a real job to you?" "Motherfucking burger joint 10 miles away with a two-year waiting list?" "Get out of here." "You make me sick." "I'm going to tutor you." "All right?" "You come to Room 211 at 6:00 a." "M every morning this week, and I'll teach you." "What you going to do that for?" "Just show up. 6:00." " Then you can do whatever job you want." " Go ahead and be there!" "Hope you like teaching by yourself." "Fool." "You're late." "Okay." "What do you want to start with?" "The bathroom." "All right." "Hurry up." "My little Charles, he was asking about you." "My bike!" "My bike!" "Come on, goddamn it!" "What are you..." "My bike!" "Hey, stop it!" "What are..." "Phillips!" "Who did it?" " I know you saw it." "Who did it?" " We can't tell you." "We can put it back together if you want." "I do." "Like it was." "Hey, guess what?" "I'm giving you the day off." "Come on." "What did he spot you?" "$50, $60?" " I don't know what you're talking about." " I was trying to help you." "You don't know what help is." "You ever heard a baby cry because it was hungry?" "Yeah, sure." ""Yeah, sure."" "Then you know it's a crying nothing but food is going to fix." "When you listen to that, and ain't nothing you can do except get something in that kid's mouth, you do whatever it takes." "Okay, Mr. Principal?" "You got three months left until you graduate, Treena." "Look, screw it, man." "I'm sorry about what happened today." "Just leave." "That's it?" "Just go?" "You think I'm not dying to get out of this shithole?" "You think I want to live like this?" "You're wrong, sucker, because I don't." " Some of us don't have a choice like that." " That's bullshit!" "I gave you a choice." " And you screwed me!" " Then why you still wasting your time?" "Because if you quit, that means I let you quit." "That means I quit, too." "So, I want you in that classroom at 6:00 tomorrow morning." "And if you're not there, I'm going to come up here and I'm going to drag your ass in there." " You're crazy." " Yeah, I'm crazy." "You just show up!" "I said, like it was." "That looks all right." "We can give them bag number three, four, five." "Your choice." "I don't know what kind of type dealers..." "Yeah, why don't you..." "No, let me." " Kill that motherfucker!" " Go, man!" " Oh, fuck, man!" " Oh, my God!" "They're going to like you in prison, Victor." "You might get a surprise up that wise little ass of yours." " No one saw nothing." " Yeah?" "You think so?" "Home, James." "What the hell is wrong with you?" "That blow in the head give you brain damage?" " Anybody see anything?" " No!" "Nobody's going to identify him." "Man, you're lucky that I'm not scraping your dead ass off that street after that bullshit move." "Who do you think you are, Dirty Harry?" "Yeah." " I lost my head." " Yeah, it's a good thing that's all you lost." "I been protecting your ass here, but once we get out there outside these school grounds, you're on your own." "Yeah?" "Well, maybe now Duncan knows I'm not kidding around anymore." "Victor Duncan doesn't learn lessons." "But he'll come back and teach you one." "And you can believe that shit." " Jake?" " What?" "Why are you so afraid of him?" "Man, the only thing that I'm afraid of is if me and that boy lock horns either he's going to kill me or I'll kill him." "There won't be no overtime." "That is the only thing that I'm afraid of." "I took myself through this school, by myself." "Duncans will come and go." "One comes up, another one goes down." "There's always going to be one." "I'm lucky to get out of here with my face intact." "Why did you come back?" "Well, this was the launching pad, man." "Those were the glory days." "The glory days." "When there was a football team." "I had three consecutive 900-yard seasons." "The Phillips Head Screwdriver." "Led me to a diploma, a university scholarship." "And after two years I pleaded hardship." "Got drafted by the New York Titans." "I had one pretty promising season, though." "Then, pop." "I busted my knee." "In an exhibition game, too." "Shit, I didn't come back 100 percent." "I got axed." "No name." "No fame." "And no more of that long green I was really getting used to." "So, I came back here." "I came back to Brandel, to see if I could find that thing that sprung me out of here in the first place." "I'm glad you came back." " I'm glad you're here." " I know you're glad." "You'd be dead by now." "Is that what you want?" "Right now this is all I got." "This is it." "And you know what?" "I want to make a school out of this place." "That's for sure." "See you later." "This afternoon, we're going to be working on geometry." "This afternoon, we're going to be working on geometry." "Hey, Arturo." "What are you doing?" "Just, like, hanging out, man." " Why don't you hang out at home?" " What's at home?" "Well, hey, good job on the tank and the helmet." "Really inspiring work, you know?" "Come on, we got to get going." "We got to get out of here." "I was sort of waiting for Miss Orozco." "Got a little boner for Miss Orozco?" "Don't you think she's a little old for you?" "No!" "No!" "We have to lock up." " Shut up!" " God, no." "No!" "God, no!" "Don't need this no more." "That's the last time you ever make fun of me, bitch!" "Get up!" "Come on!" "You son of a bitch!" "I I¡ke to th¡nk somet¡mes when I'm s¡tt¡ng here that I can close my eyes and turn ¡nto a p¡geon and go gl¡d¡ng down the hall." "Harkley's head be all sp¡nn¡ng and sh¡t." "Somet¡mes at my house when me and the old man would cut l¡p I'd go up on the roof and th¡nk about be¡ng a p¡geon, too." "But then I see that there be too many p¡geons s¡tt¡ng up there do¡ng noth¡ng, flapp¡ng the¡r w¡ngs and sh¡t, go¡ng nowhere." "So, I th¡nk that, maybe screw that p¡geon stuff." "I'd l¡ke to be a hawk." "Because the hawk cops for h¡mself." "I can go gl¡d¡ng all the way to Spa¡n ¡f I want." "I cop for myself." "I'd l¡ke to be a rock star, or open my own body shop." "You know, Raym¡'s Body Shop." "But I know I just be dream¡ng." "And I get mad because ¡t hurt too much when you come down off the roof w¡th noth¡ng." "Noth¡ng but p¡geon sh¡t on your shoes." "Hospital said her wrist was fractured." "And she's pretty bruised up, pretty rattled." "No one's sure when she'll come back." "Now you know what it takes to get a kid expelled from school." "Someone's been snorting their happy dust today." "Yeah, he's high." "Because White Zac's been jailed." "He's celebrating his new reign of undisputed king of the school." "Except for Pete Rose here, of course." " Who, me?" " Yeah, you." "Come on, Screwdriver, I told you I'm making you the principal." "I told you what you can do with your job." "I can't do that today." "Hey, Raymi, come here." " I did something wrong?" " Yeah, you write this?" " Yeah." " This is good." "You did a good job." " You liked it?" " Yeah." "Can you write some more?" " Shit, yeah." " All right." "You write it, come to my office." "We got a lot to talk about." "You can't pay a substitute enough to work here." "You can't pay anyone enough." "Sure, you're right." "Sure, you're right." " What?" "What?" " Sit down." "Sit down!" "Sit." "Come on." "What are you doing?" "Come on, in your seats." "Sit down." "Okay, Emile, this ought to be a good one." "Let's hear it." "I don't know what it be." "Homeboy just started hitting me." " Just out of the blue?" " Yeah." "You should be in jail, man!" " He helped White Zac get Miss Orozco." " Man, I didn't!" " Fuck you, man!" " Hey!" "Sit down." "Lighten up." "But we don't have no teacher." "He left." "Well, you have one now." "You're the principal, man!" " That's right." " I know there's a law against this." "Okay, let's see, the journal assignment was:" ""Why did they call World War I 'the war to end all wars'?"" "It wasn't the last world war, or it wouldn't have a number one after it." "So, what was their reason of thinking that this was going to be the last war?" "Yeah." "Because if you kill off all your enemies there won't be no one left to fight you." "That's true, that's good thinking." "That's a stupid reason, Ricky." "Is that an invitation?" "I mean, do you want to join me after school for 200 pushups, Emile?" "I don't want that shit, man." "Okay, any other answers?" "Yes." "Because it would change all the differences they would ever have." "That's what they were thinking." "Very good." "Who is you?" "Miss Albert Einstein?" "Twenty-eight, twenty-nine, thirty." "You got something to tell me about Miss Orozco?" "I don't know nothing about that." "You don't?" "All right, come on." "Start pushing the floor." "Let's go." "Thirty-one." "Thirty-two." "Thirty-one." "Thirty-one, two..." "What're you looking at?" "Thirty-four." "Go clean something." "Bathrooms stink." "Go do that." "Thirty-six." "Hey, old Ricky." "Somebody be here for you, man." "Come on in." " Did you want to see me, sir?" " Yeah, I want to see you." "Am I in trouble or something?" "You want to explain this?" "Miss Orozco said I can do it just so I can turn something in." "I'm taking Miss Orozco's class for the next few days." "Unfortunately, I can't read alien." "You want to do me a favor and write in English?" " But..." " Just like everybody else, okay?" "But she said I can do that till I learn better." "Yeah?" "She was teaching me this at lunchtime every day." "What's that?" "Give it here." "Let's see it." " You can't read?" " I'm almost finished with it." "She says she has another one for me." "Keep your nose down!" "Come on, keep pushing." " Fifty-one, fifty-two." " Want to finish it now?" "Fifty-three." " All right, pull up a chair." " Fifty-four." "Fifty-five." " We'll knock these suckers right out." " Fifty-six." " Where we at?" "Here?" " Yeah." "All right, go ahead." ""'I cannot be a dog,' said Tootle."" "Tootle?" "Let's say an "ur" sound, like in "turd."" " Turd?" " Yeah." " Turtle?" " Yeah, very good." " Turtle." " Sounds like a baby book!" "What you be reading a baby book for?" "Hey, I don't want to hear nothing out of you but sucking wind!" "Look at that." "Homeboy be learning to read and shit." " You got a problem with that?" " No, man!" "I got a problem with you!" "Hold it right there!" "Okay, Shakespeare." " Go ahead." "Read anything." "Go on!" " "'No, you cannot do that,' said Pig." ""'I cannot be a dog,' said Turtle." "'I do not want to be a dog."'" "Mom taught us at bedtime." "Well, good!" "Go home." "Come on." "Get out." "Don't worry about him." "Come on, sit down." "Okay." "All I got is these three pages and I'm done." "That's right." "Three more pages and this book's history." "Yo!" "Ricky!" "You be history, too, man!" "Yeah, something's wrong with that kid." "Victor's gang." "I heard he quit them." "I heard he left today." "Oh, God!" "What's happening?" "Look, I didn't mean to laugh at him." "I think it's good he be trying to read and shit." "That's not what I want to hear." "You got a story to tell." "I want to hear that." " I ain't got no story, man!" " Come on." "They wanted me to write this note to Miss Orozco asking her to meet me after school, but I wouldn't!" "That's the truth!" "All right." "Who wrote it?" "Who wrote the letter?" "Victor be doing it for White Zac." "He help Zac put the black paper in the window." "He help him out so he could be our homeboy help us get rid of some other whites." "They say you all that's left, man." "They going to make you behave." "I appreciate that." "Hey, man, talk to me." "They wanted me to take out some homeboy today." "I wouldn't." " I told them no." " You did the right thing." "I don't know, Ricky." "When you be with Victor, you can go wherever you want." "Do whatever you want." "Jesus." "What are you, a wuss?" " Say what?" " I said, are you a wuss?" "You keep sucking up to those guys you'll follow them down the tubes." " You know that?" " Hey, man." "I said no to them, didn't I?" " I ain't going back." " You "ain't" going back?" "I'm not going back." "All right, then." "Okay!" "Give five, up high!" "On the side." "Down low." "Too slow." " You're too slow." " God, man!" "Jump on the back." "I'll give you a ride home." "No." "I ain't no wuss, Ricky." "I stay nearby." "But, you be careful, man." "Oh, yeah." "I'll behave." "All right." "I want three journal pages by tomorrow, all right?" " All right." " By tomorrow!" "All right." "Or you'll be doing 200 pushups on your knuckles." "All right." " Latimer." "Hi." " Hi." "Do you happen to have an extra copy of a Sam and Jane book?" "You know, the one where they go to the zoo?" " So, you've read Arturo's journals?" " Yeah." "Come on in." " Nice plant." " Thanks." "Wow, great tunes." " Do you meditate?" " I meditate all the time." "That's why I'm on such an even keel." "I'm sorry." "I'm really sorry that that happened." "Don't be." "If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be here." "But I could've done something." "I could've got there a little earlier." " I could've checked the doors before I left." " Well, you should have worn your cape." "Make sure he reads at least three pages a day." "He'll try to get out of it." "Look, take your time." "You know?" "Take all the time you need." "We need you, but don't hurry." "Thank you." "I can take care of World War I by myself for a little while." "Rick." "Would you like to stay for dinner?" "Dinner?" "You mean a dinner-dinner?" " Dinner-dinner." " Not a microwave dinner?" "Yes." "Like a sit-down-at-the-table, kind of food-dinner?" "Plates and silverware and glasses, yes." "You're not a vegetarian, are you?" "Emile!" "Son of a bitch!" "Emile." "Shit!" "Help!" "Son of a bitch!" "Help!" " Come on, let's split, man." " Yeah, what a bummer." "Hey!" "Emile!" "You look like shit." "God, I'm sorry." "I'm so fucking sorry." "I thought I was doing something good, you know?" "Something right." "You know, Emile yeah, I fucked up with my old man." "I fucked up my marriage." "I fucked up at Willoughby." "I run a school of fuck-ups and I even fucked that up." "Jesus, I'm sorry, man." "You know, I didn't mean for you to get hurt." "I didn't want that to happen." "I don't know why I thought I could change things there." "I can't." "I just can't, man." "Wuss." "Wuss." "You mean I got my ass kicked for nothing, Ricky?" "Yo!" "Rick!" "What's up?" "Like, how's it hanging, dude?" "Want some chips?" "Want some chips?" "Fuck!" "Son of a bitch!" "That kid is hanging on by a thread!" " You know that?" " I'll kill you, you fucker!" "I want you in prison, man!" "But I can't because nobody saw what you did to Emile!" "But I'm going to catch you and you'll wish you were in prison when I do." " Fuck you!" " No." "Fuck you!" "I expel you, you fucker!" "You're expelled!" "You're not the principal here anymore, fucker!" "If you come back tomorrow, you're going home in a body bag!" "You threatening me?" "You're a dead man if you come here tomorrow!" "I expel you, you fucker!" "You're dead!" "You hear me?" "You're dead!" "Thank you." "What?" "When it rains at Brandel, it sure pours, don't it?" "What?" "That was the police." "White Zac, he jumped bail." "Son of a bitch!" "If the police can't prevent that from happening what do you think they'll do about a threat?" "Why?" "Do you think Victor's a man of his word, or what?" "Well, let me put it this way:" "You'd best call in sick tomorrow." "Nope." "I'll be here tomorrow, Screwdriver." "Hey, Rick." "I'll be here, too, man." "You're a very stupid man." "Yeah, I know." "What can I do?" "Good night." "Good night, Mr. Latimer." "Good night." "Hi, Rick." "Hi!" "Come on in." "You don't mind, I haven't cleaned up." "The maid." "I haven't really paid her anything." "That's why she's not coming." "Because they're on strike or something." "Come on in." "Actually, I have something very important to tell you." "Okay." "You found out about White Zac?" "Well, you don't have to come back until he's caught." "Well, that's exactly why I'm here." "I've applied to a boarding school in Connecticut and I've been accepted." " I hope you understand." " Sure, I understand." "I think that's great." "Thanks a lot." " Good luck." " All right." "'Bye." "Okay." "Okay, what did the privacy of the automobile allow us?" "Gave them a place to fuck." "Okay." "All right." "Then what did that do for the moral climate of the times?" "Treena." "It kind of made the people a little looser and wilder." "I guess that's why they called the '20s, "roaring."" "All right." "Very good." ""'We can take this to Bear.'" ""'I will take this,' said Biard." " "'Bear will..."'" " No, wait, wait." " It's got an "er" sound, like in..." " Turtle?" "Yeah, turtle." "Try it again." " "'I will take this,' said Bird."" " Bird." "Good." ""'Bear will have fun with this.'" ""'Yes, it will be fun,' said Chip." ""'Now come and help."'" "What are you doing here?" "It's my classroom and that's my student." "None of the students have left yet." "They're still here." "Can you take Arturo home?" "No, man." "I don't need no one to take me home." "I ain't afraid of them." "I'll walk home by myself." "I'll walk right through them." "Arturo, why don't you take Miss Orozco to her car?" "Yeah." "Something's up." "They all can't be waiting to go to school tomorrow." " Is everybody out?" " Yep." "It's just you and me, Stick." " Okay." " You have a plan, Mr. Principal?" "I'll have them write on the blackboard 1,000 times:" ""Do not kill the principal."" "You got to teach them to write first." "All right." "We'll give them another minute, and then we'll go home." "It's time to go home." "No, it's not." "Look, right there." "All right." "You call the police." "I'll go get the chains." "Chain the door." "Shit." "Jake!" "Jake!" "Jake!" "Shit!" "Who's there?" "All right, motherfucker, don't you play no games with me." "I said, open up this door!" "Goddamn it!" "Go check that shit out." "Somebody's cheating." "Good morning, Mr. Latimer." "Drop the fucking stick, Ricky." "Drop the stick!" "Didn't I tell you if you came here today you were going home in a body bag?" "Now you're going to die." "You're going to bleed, Rick." "Cut this pig." "Don't do it." " Cut him." " Don't do it!" "You want to play football, boy?" "Cut him, I said." "Cut this sack of shit!" "Come on, Victor!" "Enough of this shit, man!" " We got him scared shitless here!" " Don't talk back to me, Jo." "Don't do it, man." "Cut that pig now!" "Don't listen to him." "You got a chance, man." "That kid we threw off the building, man." "He could die." "If he dies, man, we're going down." " Cut him!" " No, man." "Shut up." "Shut up." "I ain't doing life for nobody." "You want to kill this piece of shit, you do it your damn self." "God!" "You hear that sound, old man?" "Your boy's dead." "Yeah?" "Well, I'm taking you out!" "You're going to die now, Ricky." "How's it feel to know you're going to die?" "Tell me." "You're the teacher." "I want to know." "Hey, motherfucker!" "Bastard!" "Piece of shit!" "What are you going to do now?" "My turn." "No, please, no more." "You're goddamn right!" "No more!" "Yeah!" "Yeah!" "What the fuck is up with you, man?" "No more!" "Am I going to see you here tomorrow?" "Yeah, I'll be here." " We are very stupid men." " Yeah, I know." "What can you do?" "Hey, man, who in the hell do you think you are?" "He's the principal, man!" "I'm the principal, man."