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Mayuri: Don’t worry! Everybody will come with you! Right, Okarin? |
Rintaro: Yeah. I’ll ask everybody I can find. |
Nae: Okay! I’ll go get ready, so wait for me! |
Nae: I’ll go home and get the hat! |
Rintaro: ...The hat? What’s she talking about? |
Mayuri: You’ll know soon! |
Nae: I am Sergeant Clean, your drill instructor! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Listen up! Until this room is clean, you are inchworms! The lowest form of life on Earth! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: You people are not appliances! You aren’t worthy of being called vacuum cleaners! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: You’re only good for stretching out and squeezing up on top of a leaf! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. |
First Sergeant Tennouji: I am hard, but I am fair. I’m only interested in getting this room sparkling clean! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Got it, inchworms?! |
Rintaro: M-Mayuri! |
Mayuri: What is it? |
Rintaro: W-What the hell is that? |
Mayuri: Nae’s personality kind of changes when she cleans, you see. |
Rintaro: That’s not a personality change! She’s a totally different person! |
Itaru: A cute little loli reveals herself to be a sadistic sergeant that cusses you out... In our world, that’s a good thing! |
Rintaro: Daru... Can it. |
Itaru: I hope she gets nice and flirty once we’re done cleaning. |
Itaru: Like, ‘Now that the room’s clean, I’ll clean you up!’ |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Who said that?! |
Itaru: Aah! Ma’am, I said it, ma’am! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: No talking! The only words out of your filthy sewer holes will be ‘yes’ and ‘no,’ got it? |
First Sergeant Tennouji: And you will say ‘Mistress Nae’ before every word! Got it? |
Itaru: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
Itaru: I can’t believe I get a real loli cussing me out... Today’s my lucky day! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: What are you grinning about?! |
Itaru: Aah! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Listen up! From now on, your name is Mister Smileybear! |
Itaru: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Do you like that name, Mister Smileybear? |
Itaru: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
Itaru: I don’t know if it matters, but ‘Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae!’ is really hard to say. |
First Sergeant Tennouji: What?! You got a problem with that, Mister Smileybear? |
Itaru: Mistress Nae, no, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Are you screwing with me, Mister Smileybear? |
Itaru: Mistress Nae, no, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Now hop to it, Mister Smileybear! I want you to wax the floor in the hallway ten times in the next 30 seconds! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Hop to it! Go! One, two, three! |
Itaru: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
Itaru: Hahh...Hahh... More insults, please! |
Rintaro: At least one person is enjoying this, I guess. |
Mayuri: Maybe we were lucky that Yuki couldn’t make it today. |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Okay, next! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: You, the pretty girls! |
Kaede: M-Me? |
Fubuki: Pretty? You think so? |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Tell me, why did you join my beloved corps?! |
Kaede: Um, we just came because we were asked to... |
Fubuki: Yeah. What’s going on here? |
First Sergeant Tennouji: I’m asking the questions here! |
Fubuki: Aah! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: And you will answer my questions! |
Fubuki&Kaede: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae!”[parallel]“Mistress Nae... yes... Mistress Nae? |
First Sergeant Tennouji: I’ll ask you one more time! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Tell me why you volunteered for my corps! |
Fubuki: Mistress Nae! To clean, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Then let me see your clean face! |
Fubuki: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
Kaede: C-Clean face? |
Fubuki: Come on, let’s go, Kaede! |
Kaede: Huh? Wha–? |
Fubuki: Ain’t cleaning hell? |
Mayuri: Fubuki’s really getting into this, huh? |
Rintaro: Kurushima seems to be having a bit of a bad time. |
First Sergeant Tennouji: You two! Why are you talking? |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Take that big, turgid, black thing down to the garbage dump! |
Rintaro: Big, turgid, black... what?! |
Mayuri: The garbage bag. Right? |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Yup! That’s right! Now get to work! |
Mayuri: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
Rintaro: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: I can’t hear you! You think you can clean this room like that? |
Rintaro: Aah! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Put some damn energy into it! Louder! |
Rintaro&Mayuri: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae!”[parallel]“Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: And the rest of you! If you’ve got time to grin, you’ve got time to carry garbage! |
Fubuki&Kaede: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae!”[parallel]“Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: Once that’s done, we’re polishing every doorknob in the house until it shines! |
Rintaro&Mayuri&Itaru: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae!”[parallel]“Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae!”[parallel]“Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
First Sergeant Tennouji: You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will polish tables! And you will be glad to do it! |
Cleaning minute personnel: Mistress Nae, yes, Mistress Nae! |
Faris: Thank you so much for helping today, nya! I’m so happy, nya! |
Kuroki: I was worried for a while, but thanks to you, I’ve recovered. |
Kuroki: I made a special dinner tonight, so please enjoy. |
Faris: I’d like to ask today’s hero, Nae, to do the toast, nya! |
Nae: M-Me? |
Rintaro: You’re the perfect person to do it, Sergeant. |
Nae: U-Uncle Okarin! You promised not to say that! |
Faris: Aw, come on. You can do it, nyan! |
Nae: O-Okay! |
Nae: Thank you all for helping clean today! Cheers! |
Everyone: Cheers! |
Nae: So you can play the piano, Big Sis Kaede? Wow! |
Kaede: It’s not that special... |
Kaede: I’m more interested in music history... |
Kaede: I can only play a few things... |
Nae: No, that’s amazing! |