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Meet me in the alley in fifteen minutes. Come alone.
And now for all you youngsters, you toddlers, this is what you've been waiting for. Springfield County schools are... I can't read it, I'm too excited.
Oh, oh! Springfield County Schools will be closed.
Please please please please please please please. All right!
owabunga!
Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!
I heard you last night, Bart. You prayed for this. Now your prayers have been answered. I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is exactly. All I know is He's a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe him big.
You're right. I asked for a miracle and I got it. I gotta study, man.
I'm not missin'anything. Frozen earlobes, trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over again... how good could it be?
Got ya, Burnsie.
Why you young ragamuffin. I was never one to back away from a snowball fight. Smithers, you may fire at will.
Certainly, sir.
I hereby declare this day to be "Snow Day" -- The funnest day in the history of Springfield!
"SLEIGH BELLS RING / ARE YOU LISTENIN'/,sleigh bells ring are you listenin,6
4261,14,253,Entire Town: IN THE LANE / SNOW IS GLISTENIN' /,1130000,true,241,211,Entire Town,NEIGHBORHOOD,IN THE LANE / SNOW IS GLISTENIN' /,in the lane snow is glistenin,6
4262,14,254,Entire Town: A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT / WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT/ WALKIN' IN A WINTER WONDERLAND." /
"GONE AWAY IS THE BLUEBIRD / HERE TO STAY...,gone away is the bluebird here to stay,8
4264,14,256,Bart Simpson: Gotta study! Gotta study! Gotta study!,1149000,true,8,211,Bart Simpson,NEIGHBORHOOD,Gotta study! Gotta study! Gotta study!,gotta study gotta study gotta study,6
4265,14,257,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - basement),1154000,false,,5,,Simpson Home,,,
4266,14,258,"Bart Simpson: (READING ALOUD
We hold these truths to be self-evident. We hold these truths to be self-evident.
That all men are created equal.
That all men are created equal.
That from that equal creation they derive rights inherent and inalienable...
Hey, look everybody! It's snowing!
In the middle of July?
It's a miracle.
Fellas, I've invented something fun... the sled.
Hey, look everybody! John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!
Do you want to be held back a grade? Concentrate, man.
Later, Mrs. K.
Do you think you could grade it now, please?
Oh no, I can't believe it.
No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. I really tried.
This is as good as I can do. And I still failed.
Who am I kidding? I really am a failure. Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754...
Oh you know... 1754, the famous defeat to the French...
Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.
You mean I passed?
I passed. I got a D minus. I passed. All right!
I passed! I passed! I passed! I passed! I got a D minus. I passed!... I got a D minus. I passed!... I got a D minus. I passed! I passed! I kissed the teacher. Peh, peh, peh peh.
We're proud of you boy.
Thanks, Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
Okay, the capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?
Hitler.
Hitler, North Dakota?
Bismarck.
Bismarck.
Hitler?
Hey, I'm still beating you, boy.
Okay. The colors of the Italian flag are red, white and what?
I was right.
Okay, we'll be right back with more Grade School Challenge after this important message.
I used to think that losing my hair was as inevitable as the tides. Then I found out about Dimoxinil, the new miracle breakthrough in hair regrowth.
Miracle breakthrough! There's been a miracle breakthrough?
The odds are Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to. Hey, today I'm gonna do it.
For your free brochure, send five dollars to: Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.
Hair... hair... Just like everybody else.
You know, some women find bald men quite virile.
Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough. Not one of these cheapo sucker deals.
Allow me to present the Dimoxinil Action Set in its entirety. A six month supply of the drug, the gravity boots, scalp massager and your tee shirt.
Great! Great! Great! How much? How much? How much?
One thousand dollars.
A thousand bucks. I can't afford that.
Hmmm. Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range. However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.
A thousand bucks. Of all the rip-off -- screw job -- gyp joint... forget you, pal! Thanks for nothing!
So I say "Forget you, pal! Thanks for nothing!", and I storm right outta there.
Ah ha, that's telling him, Homer.
Out of tartar sauce.
They call this a portion? Hey Lenny, are you gonna use all your tartar sauce? Dry fish sticks. This sucks.
Quit complaining, chrome-dome.
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that.
Homer, don't be a sap all of your life. Just fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively. Charge that Dimoxinil stuff to the company.
But it's a thousand bucks... Burns would can my butt in no time flat.
Ooooh, a thousand bucks. So what? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory back scratcher.
Yeah! Besides you pay money into the insurance fund every week. What do you ever get out of it?
Nothing... well, that newsletter.
Exactly! Why should you get nothing while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?
You got me!
Uh, I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance?
Look buddy, I don't know who put you up to this, but no insurance plan in this state covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil.
Good morning, Springfield! Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield!
Why don't you get a haircut, you hippie?
Good morning, Moe's Tavern!
Ah... it's the President!
Good morning, everybody!
Good morning!
Good morning, everybody! Good morning Springfield!
Dimoxinil!
Homer Simpson! Why, why, why, you haven't been here I-in twenty years! Hey, you got rid of the sideburns.
Gimme the usual.
He's much happier at work and, well, just between us girls... well, he hasn't been this frisky in years.
I don't want to think about it.
Daddy's home, Sugar!
Homie, my sisters are here.
Ah, dinner with three beautiful women. I must be in heaven.
This is Homer?
Oh, my.
Patty, stop drooling, huh.
Look who's talkin'.

Meet me in the alley in fifteen minutes. Come alone.

And now for all you youngsters, you toddlers, this is what you've been waiting for. Springfield County schools are... I can't read it, I'm too excited.

Oh, oh! Springfield County Schools will be closed.

Please please please please please please please. All right!

owabunga!

Remember to take a break if your arms go numb!

I heard you last night, Bart. You prayed for this. Now your prayers have been answered. I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is exactly. All I know is He's a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe him big.

You're right. I asked for a miracle and I got it. I gotta study, man.

I'm not missin'anything. Frozen earlobes, trudging up that stupid sled hill over and over again... how good could it be?

Got ya, Burnsie.

Why you young ragamuffin. I was never one to back away from a snowball fight. Smithers, you may fire at will.

Certainly, sir.

I hereby declare this day to be "Snow Day" -- The funnest day in the history of Springfield!

"SLEIGH BELLS RING / ARE YOU LISTENIN'/,sleigh bells ring are you listenin,6

4261,14,253,Entire Town: IN THE LANE / SNOW IS GLISTENIN' /,1130000,true,241,211,Entire Town,NEIGHBORHOOD,IN THE LANE / SNOW IS GLISTENIN' /,in the lane snow is glistenin,6

4262,14,254,Entire Town: A BEAUTIFUL SIGHT / WE'RE HAPPY TONIGHT/ WALKIN' IN A WINTER WONDERLAND." /

"GONE AWAY IS THE BLUEBIRD / HERE TO STAY...,gone away is the bluebird here to stay,8

4264,14,256,Bart Simpson: Gotta study! Gotta study! Gotta study!,1149000,true,8,211,Bart Simpson,NEIGHBORHOOD,Gotta study! Gotta study! Gotta study!,gotta study gotta study gotta study,6

4265,14,257,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - basement),1154000,false,,5,,Simpson Home,,,

4266,14,258,"Bart Simpson: (READING ALOUD

We hold these truths to be self-evident. We hold these truths to be self-evident.

That all men are created equal.

That from that equal creation they derive rights inherent and inalienable...

Hey, look everybody! It's snowing!

In the middle of July?

It's a miracle.

Fellas, I've invented something fun... the sled.

Hey, look everybody! John Hancock's writing his name in the snow!

Do you want to be held back a grade? Concentrate, man.

Later, Mrs. K.

Do you think you could grade it now, please?

Oh no, I can't believe it.

No, you don't understand. I really tried this time. I really tried.

This is as good as I can do. And I still failed.

Who am I kidding? I really am a failure. Oh, now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754...

Oh you know... 1754, the famous defeat to the French...

Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.

You mean I passed?

I passed. I got a D minus. I passed. All right!

I passed! I passed! I passed! I passed! I got a D minus. I passed!... I got a D minus. I passed!... I got a D minus. I passed! I passed! I kissed the teacher. Peh, peh, peh peh.

We're proud of you boy.

Thanks, Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.

Okay, the capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?

Hitler.

Hitler, North Dakota?

Bismarck.

Hitler?

Hey, I'm still beating you, boy.

Okay. The colors of the Italian flag are red, white and what?

I was right.

Okay, we'll be right back with more Grade School Challenge after this important message.

I used to think that losing my hair was as inevitable as the tides. Then I found out about Dimoxinil, the new miracle breakthrough in hair regrowth.

Miracle breakthrough! There's been a miracle breakthrough?

The odds are Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to. Hey, today I'm gonna do it.

For your free brochure, send five dollars to: Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah.

Hair... hair... Just like everybody else.

You know, some women find bald men quite virile.

Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough. Not one of these cheapo sucker deals.

Allow me to present the Dimoxinil Action Set in its entirety. A six month supply of the drug, the gravity boots, scalp massager and your tee shirt.

Great! Great! Great! How much? How much? How much?

One thousand dollars.

A thousand bucks. I can't afford that.

Hmmm. Well, we do have a product which is more in your price range. However, I must assure you that any hair growth you experience while using it will be purely coincidental.

A thousand bucks. Of all the rip-off -- screw job -- gyp joint... forget you, pal! Thanks for nothing!

So I say "Forget you, pal! Thanks for nothing!", and I storm right outta there.

Ah ha, that's telling him, Homer.

Out of tartar sauce.

They call this a portion? Hey Lenny, are you gonna use all your tartar sauce? Dry fish sticks. This sucks.

Quit complaining, chrome-dome.

If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that.

Homer, don't be a sap all of your life. Just fill out a few medical insurance forms creatively. Charge that Dimoxinil stuff to the company.

But it's a thousand bucks... Burns would can my butt in no time flat.

Ooooh, a thousand bucks. So what? To Mr. Burns, that's one less ivory back scratcher.

Yeah! Besides you pay money into the insurance fund every week. What do you ever get out of it?

Nothing... well, that newsletter.

Exactly! Why should you get nothing while some guy who loses a finger hits the jackpot?

You got me!

Uh, I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance?

Look buddy, I don't know who put you up to this, but no insurance plan in this state covers something as frivolous as Dimoxinil.

Good morning, Springfield! Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Winfield!

Why don't you get a haircut, you hippie?

Good morning, Moe's Tavern!

Ah... it's the President!

Good morning, everybody!

Good morning!

Good morning, everybody! Good morning Springfield!

Dimoxinil!

Homer Simpson! Why, why, why, you haven't been here I-in twenty years! Hey, you got rid of the sideburns.

Gimme the usual.

He's much happier at work and, well, just between us girls... well, he hasn't been this frisky in years.

I don't want to think about it.

Daddy's home, Sugar!

Homie, my sisters are here.

Ah, dinner with three beautiful women. I must be in heaven.

This is Homer?

Oh, my.

Patty, stop drooling, huh.

Look who's talkin'.