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Bart, you wouldn't happen to know what sort of candy your Aunt Patty likes, would you?
Cherry cordials, sir.
Very good. Now then, regarding your punishment... do you feel that you've learned your lesson?
Have I ever. Just the thought of doing anything bad again makes my stomach turn.
Well, then, you are free to go.
Well, Willie, you can take it from here. Adios, dude.
You'll be back!
I don't see why all this is necessary.
C'mon, Patty. You don't want to show up looking like Yosemite Sam.
How do I look?
Achingly beautiful.
"Two and Two are Four, Four and Four are Eight, Eight and Eight are Sixteen..."
Cherry cordials. I hope you like 'em.
Yeah, I like 'em okay. So come on, let's get this over with.
Ah, excellent suggestion. I suggest we start with The Springfield Revolving Restaurant. You know, food tastes better when you're revolving.
Yeah, right. Well, so far I must say the evening is a big disappointment.
Indeed. Truly terrible.
Hey, can we get some service over here? I've asked for water three times now.
Well I must say, so far the evening is a big disappointment.
Indeed, truly terrible.
Hey, can we get some service over here? I've asked for water three times now.
Is everything all right?
Well, well, well. If it isn't little Jimmy Pearson. Class of '71 I believe.
Good evening, Principal Skinner.
Pearson, get this woman a glass of water, immediately! And tuck in your shirt.
Nearly thirty and still working as a busboy. Standardized testing never lies.
It doesn't surprise me. She has always been the lucky one. Two minutes younger. Skin like a China doll. And bosoms 'til Tuesday.
Well, don't worry. There are still plenty of fish in the sea. Right, Homer?
Oh yes, plenty of fish. We just don't have any bait.
Don't be stupid.
Oh.. uh... sorry.
Come on, luv... Loosen up.
I just can't forget what happened to that poor dingo back there. Who, or what, could've done such a horrible thing?
Oh, it was probably just a wallaby... now come on...
Well, okay...
Hello, Dolly.
Oh, that was the worst film I've ever seen.
Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant.
Isn't it nice we hate the same things?
The day after that, then.
Seymour... you're touching me.
Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties.
Thursday I'm going food shopping. You can come along if you like.
Until then!
Tell me every filthy detail. Or is your tongue too tired?
Selma, it was a lousy meal. The movie was awful. And he didn't get anything. Now goodnight.
All right. One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends about how you scored.
I wish I could make a P.A. announcement to the whole world. Attention, everyone: Seymour Skinner is in love!
Bart, Skinner's gonna kill you.
Skinner? He works for me now.
Simpson!
What is that there?
Ah... Bart, I hate to pull you away from your daily exercise, but ... well...
I wanted you to be the first to know. I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.
Your funeral, Seymour.
Lighten up, Homer. You're making Happy Hour bitterly ironic.
Ah, Moe. I've gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law, Selma.
I'm intrigued. What does this Selma look like?
Like my wife's ugly sister.
Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man.
A good rule of thumb is two years salary, sir. Try this.
I can't afford that! I'm an educator.
Seymour?
I'll take it!
Homer, my sister is not going out with Barney Gumbel.
Hey, Selma's no prize pig herself you know.
Bart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma.
What did you learn in school today?
Principal Skinner is going to ask Aunt Patty to marry him.
Thanks kid. You made my day.
But' nothing, Marge. She's a heifer, plain and simple.
Oh, there's the little prom queen now.
Can the sweet talk, you're right. It's time to ashcan my girlish hopes and dreams and grab hold of the next train out of the station.
Is that Selma? Ring-a-ding-ding!
Oh, shut up.
Why are you all dolled up like a chorus girl?
It takes a ripe piece of cheese to catch the mouse.
It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.
Take it to the hoop, Selma.
Hey, look what I brought... Schnapps?
I'll take that.
You seem preoccupied tonight, my little... pudding cup.
My sister's on a date with a big fat rummy.
Oh, well there's something up here that will pick up your spirit.
Marry me Patty
Jeezum Crow! Look at the size of that rock.
It's the second most precious jewel in this bell tower. Patty, the question before you is will you marry me?
Well, Seymour, I don't know. I mean, this is so awk...
Just say whatever's in your heart.
Okay, you see. It's not that I don't love you...
You love me! Caloo Calay!
Yes, yes. But...
You see, I'm a twin...
You have a special tie to your sister...
... Mmm-hmm. And the only man I could marry would have to understand--
... that you couldn't leave your sister for any man. Oh.
Yes, so I know you appreciate why I can never...
See you again?
Exactly. It's kind of a catch twenty-two.
Farewell, my Pattycake.

Bart, you wouldn't happen to know what sort of candy your Aunt Patty likes, would you?

Cherry cordials, sir.

Very good. Now then, regarding your punishment... do you feel that you've learned your lesson?

Have I ever. Just the thought of doing anything bad again makes my stomach turn.

Well, then, you are free to go.

Well, Willie, you can take it from here. Adios, dude.

You'll be back!

I don't see why all this is necessary.

C'mon, Patty. You don't want to show up looking like Yosemite Sam.

How do I look?

Achingly beautiful.

"Two and Two are Four, Four and Four are Eight, Eight and Eight are Sixteen..."

Cherry cordials. I hope you like 'em.

Yeah, I like 'em okay. So come on, let's get this over with.

Ah, excellent suggestion. I suggest we start with The Springfield Revolving Restaurant. You know, food tastes better when you're revolving.

Yeah, right. Well, so far I must say the evening is a big disappointment.

Indeed. Truly terrible.

Hey, can we get some service over here? I've asked for water three times now.

Well I must say, so far the evening is a big disappointment.

Indeed, truly terrible.

Hey, can we get some service over here? I've asked for water three times now.

Is everything all right?

Well, well, well. If it isn't little Jimmy Pearson. Class of '71 I believe.

Good evening, Principal Skinner.

Pearson, get this woman a glass of water, immediately! And tuck in your shirt.

Nearly thirty and still working as a busboy. Standardized testing never lies.

It doesn't surprise me. She has always been the lucky one. Two minutes younger. Skin like a China doll. And bosoms 'til Tuesday.

Well, don't worry. There are still plenty of fish in the sea. Right, Homer?

Oh yes, plenty of fish. We just don't have any bait.

Don't be stupid.

Oh.. uh... sorry.

Come on, luv... Loosen up.

I just can't forget what happened to that poor dingo back there. Who, or what, could've done such a horrible thing?

Oh, it was probably just a wallaby... now come on...

Well, okay...

Hello, Dolly.

Oh, that was the worst film I've ever seen.

Not as bad as the service at the revolving restaurant.

Isn't it nice we hate the same things?

The day after that, then.

Seymour... you're touching me.

Kiss me, Patty. I don't have cooties.

Thursday I'm going food shopping. You can come along if you like.

Until then!

Tell me every filthy detail. Or is your tongue too tired?

Selma, it was a lousy meal. The movie was awful. And he didn't get anything. Now goodnight.

All right. One kiss. But I don't want you bragging to your friends about how you scored.

I wish I could make a P.A. announcement to the whole world. Attention, everyone: Seymour Skinner is in love!

Bart, Skinner's gonna kill you.

Skinner? He works for me now.

Simpson!

What is that there?

Ah... Bart, I hate to pull you away from your daily exercise, but ... well...

I wanted you to be the first to know. I'm going to ask for your Aunt Patty's hand in marriage.

Your funeral, Seymour.

Lighten up, Homer. You're making Happy Hour bitterly ironic.

Ah, Moe. I've gotta find a date for my big, fat, snotty sister-in-law, Selma.

I'm intrigued. What does this Selma look like?

Like my wife's ugly sister.

Wheel her in, Homer. I'm not a picky man.

A good rule of thumb is two years salary, sir. Try this.

I can't afford that! I'm an educator.

Seymour?

I'll take it!

Homer, my sister is not going out with Barney Gumbel.

Hey, Selma's no prize pig herself you know.

Bart, come cheer up your Aunt Selma.

What did you learn in school today?

Principal Skinner is going to ask Aunt Patty to marry him.

Thanks kid. You made my day.

But' nothing, Marge. She's a heifer, plain and simple.

Oh, there's the little prom queen now.

Can the sweet talk, you're right. It's time to ashcan my girlish hopes and dreams and grab hold of the next train out of the station.

Is that Selma? Ring-a-ding-ding!

Oh, shut up.

Why are you all dolled up like a chorus girl?

It takes a ripe piece of cheese to catch the mouse.

It's time to give away my love like so much cheap wine.

Take it to the hoop, Selma.

Hey, look what I brought... Schnapps?

I'll take that.

You seem preoccupied tonight, my little... pudding cup.

My sister's on a date with a big fat rummy.

Oh, well there's something up here that will pick up your spirit.

Marry me Patty

Jeezum Crow! Look at the size of that rock.

It's the second most precious jewel in this bell tower. Patty, the question before you is will you marry me?

Well, Seymour, I don't know. I mean, this is so awk...

Just say whatever's in your heart.

Okay, you see. It's not that I don't love you...

You love me! Caloo Calay!

Yes, yes. But...

You see, I'm a twin...

You have a special tie to your sister...

... Mmm-hmm. And the only man I could marry would have to understand--

... that you couldn't leave your sister for any man. Oh.

Yes, so I know you appreciate why I can never...

See you again?

Exactly. It's kind of a catch twenty-two.

Farewell, my Pattycake.