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Hey, there, stranger. What do you think of these things? |
Morty: |
Ohh! Oh! Gross! Gross! |
Rick: |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's the matter with you, Morty? Calm down! You're kind of killing the vibe in here. |
Morty: |
It's Summer! Aw, geez. |
Summer: |
Can you blame him? Come on, old man, little boy. Let's make an inter-generational sandwich. |
Rick: |
Time to go another dream deep, Morty! |
Morty: |
What the hell? Why would Mr. Goldenfold's dream version of Mrs. |
Rick: |
Geez, I don't know, Morty. Wha-what do you want from me? |
Scary Terry: |
Welcome to your nightmare, bitch! RAAAAAWWWRRR! |
Rick: |
Oh, here we go! |
Morty: |
Ooooooohhhhh! Holy crap! |
Rick: |
Looks like some sort of legally safe knock-off of an '80s horror character with miniature swords for fingers instead of knives. |
Scary Terry: |
I'm scary Terry. You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! |
Jerry: |
Whoa! Hey, buddy. What you got going on there? |
Snuffles: |
Snuffles fix. Make better. |
Summer: |
Humans understand snuffles now? That is awesome! |
Snuffles: |
Snuffles want to be understood. Snuffles need to be understood. |
Jerry: |
Okay, yeah. I get what Beth was talking about. Fun's over. |
Summer: |
Whoa, dad, you can't, like, endow a creature with sentience and then rip it away. |
Jerry: |
Why not? |
Summer: |
I don't know. It's Indian giving. |
Summer: |
Aw! Oh, my God! He recognizes the other dogs on TV. |
Rick: |
Holy crap! We have to escape into someone else's dreams, Morty! |
Morty: |
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man! |
Rick: |
The little girl! |
Morty: |
Huh? |
Rick: |
Are you kidding me? This again? Oh, man, it looks like we've hit dream bedrock here, Morty. |
Morty: |
Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-whoa, this isn't good. |
Scary Terry: |
Nothing but fear from here on out, bitch! |
Morty: |
Ohhhh! |
Rick: |
Holy crap, Morty. He can travel through dreams. He can travel through dreams! We're so screwed! |
Snuffles: |
Where are my testicles, Summer? ... Where are my testicles, Summer? They were removed. Where have they gone? |
Snuffles: |
Do not call me that! |
Snuffles: |
Snuffles" was my slave name. You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white. |
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