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Rick:
It's a device, Morty, that when you put it in your ear, you can enter people's dreams, Morty. It's just like that movie that you keep crowing about.
Morty:
You talking about "Inception"?
Rick:
That's right, Morty. This is gonna be a lot like that, except, you know, it's gonna may--be make sense.
Morty:
Inception" made sense.
Rick:
You don't have to try to impress me, Morty. Listen, tonight we're gonna go into the home of your math teacher, Mr. Goldenfold, and we're gonna incept the idea in his brain to give you A's in math, Morty. That way you can, you know, y-you're gonna help me with my science, Morty, all the time.
Morty:
Geez, Rick, in the time it took you to make this thing, couldn't you have just, you know, helped me with my homework?
Rick:
Are you listening to me, Morty? Homework is stupid. The whole point is to get less of it.
Rick:
Come on, let's just get over there and deal with this thing. W-we're gonna incept your teacher. You're frustrating me.
Mrs. Pancakes:
You don't know me!
Mr. Goldenfold:
' Nice, Mrs. Pancakes real nice.
Mrs. Pancakes:
You don't know me!
Rick:
Uh-oh! Spoilers!
Rick:
I'm a full season behind.
Morty:
Wow, Rick, I can't believe we're sitting around, standing around in Mr. Goldenfold's house. It's really weird.
Rick:
It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty.
Mrs. Pancakes:
Wheat thins. Wheat thins.
Mr. Goldenfold:
I'll take two.
Mrs. Pancakes:
Oh, I think you've had enough, sir.
Rick:
All right, Morty, time to make our move.
Mr. Goldenfold:
Make it bounce.
Mrs. Pancakes:
No, you didn't.
Mr. Goldenfold:
Oh, jiggle it now.
Mrs. Pancakes:
You better stop with that.
Rick:
Allahu akbar! We're gonna take control of this plane! We're gonna 9/11 it unless Morty Smith gets better grades in math!
Rick:
Hey! I said nobody move, buddy!
Mr. Goldenfold:
The name's not buddy. It's Goldenfold. Nice to wheat you!
Rick:
Take cover, Morty!
Mr. Goldenfold:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Morty:
Ooohhh!
Rick:
Goldenfold's got more control here than I anticipated. I mean, the guy teaches high-school math. I didn't take him for an active dreamer. We've got to take him out so he wakes up, Morty but we can't get killed. If you get killed in someone else's dream, you die for real, Morty.
Morty:
What?! Are you kidding me?! Ohhhhhh!
Rick:
Don't be a baby! You avoid getting shot in real life all the time, Morty. Just do the same thing here, and we'll be fine!
Jerry:
Now bring me my slippers.