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Summer: |
Okay, Snowball, just calm down, okay? You're scaring me. |
Snuffles: |
Scaring you? |
Summer: |
AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! |
Snuffles: |
Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the dachshund? |
Summer: |
Uhhh ... |
Jerry: |
Hey. Oh, wow. Okay, is is is everything okay in here? |
Snuffles: |
Jerry, come to rub my face in urine again? |
Summer: |
Yeah. Totally. Let's go. |
Snuffles: |
You will walk when it is time to walk. |
Rick: |
What are we here for again? Incepting? We're trying to incept- |
Morty: |
We're trying to incept me to get an "A" in math? |
Rick: |
Oh, yeah. |
Scary Terry: |
Buckle up, bitch! |
Morty: |
Ooooooaaahhh! |
Morty: |
Man, he sure says "bitch" a lot! |
Scary Terry: |
You can run, but you can't hide, bitch! |
Rick: |
Hold on, Morty. Y-you know what? He keeps saying we can run but we can hide. I say we try hiding. |
Morty: |
But that's the opposite of what- |
Rick: |
Yeah, well, since when are we taking this guy's advice on anything? |
Morty: |
Hey, you know what? You got a really good point there, Rick. Like, if the truth was that we could hide, it's not like he'd be sharing that information with us, you know? I-I-I think it's a good idea, Rick. |
Rick: |
Worst-case scenario we're back to running. |
Morty: |
Wow, you know what? I mean, it looks like we could have just hid this whole time. Boy, Rick, that was some good thinking. |
Rick: |
Thanks, Morty. Yeah, it's nice to be on the same page every once in a while. |
Scary Terry: |
You can run But you can't hide! |
Rick: |
Oh, this is perfect, Morty. Look at that. He's getting sleepy. Just a little bit longer before he calls it a day. That's when we make our move. |
Jerry: |
Snuffles, we didn't mean you any harm! This is a huge misunderstanding. |
Summer: |
Dad, he wants to be called snowball. |
Jerry: |
Well, I'm not calling him that. That's ridiculous. |
Snuffles: |
You're being very aggressive, Jerry. Perhaps tomorrow Dr. Scraps will solve that problem with a bit of surgery. |
Jerry: |
Huh! You think you can control me with a haircut? |
Scary Terry: |
I don't want to talk about it! |
Scary Terry: |
Yeah, I know, I know. I shouldn't take my anger out on you or Scary Brandon. I love you, Melissa. |
Rick: |
Morty, this is perfect. After a little scary coitus, they should be fast asleep and then we'll incept him. |
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