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Pickle Rick:
...because this pickle doesn't care about your children. And I'm not gonna take their dreams. I'm gonna take their parents.
Agency Director:
He's just a pickle!
Agency Director:
He's not the only one.
Agency Director:
Then Katarina is a prisoner. Perhaps I could arrange her escape, as well. She lives, Jaguar.
Dr. Wong:
What do you think is in the syringe, Beth?
Beth:
You're the one that costs $200 an hour. You tell me.
Dr. Wong:
Your kids think it might be anti-pickle serum.
Beth:
My kids pee their desks and suck on unbaked vases.
Summer:
I never said I was angry at you.
Beth:
That's the point of pottery-enamel huffing, Summer. You do it so you don't have to say "I'm angry at mommy" out loud.
Morty:
Oh, my God!
Dr. Wong:
It's not my job to take sides or pass judgment. Do you think when your father asks for that syringe, you could ask him --
Beth:
He won't have to ask for it, okay? He won't need it. He'll just make more. He doesn't need anything from anyone.
Dr. Wong:
You admire him for that.
Beth:
It's better than making your problems other people's problems.
Pickle Rick:
Oh, come on!
Pickle Rick:
You should know that isn't original.
Pickle Rick:
There's nothing I won't do to see her again.
Pickle Rick:
Yeah, there's lots I wouldn't do to see my daughter, but killing you gets me to her quicker than your derivative bullshit.
Pickle Rick:
That will be your downfall, Jaguar, not being open to new experiences.
Pickle Rick:
Jaguar couldn't make it.
Agency Director:
Do it. Okay, you win, Pickle Man. I'm unsealing the building.
Pickle Rick:
No, thanks. I'm coming for you now.
Agency Director:
Pickle Man, there's $100 million worth of bonds in a safe on level two. I'll give you the combination.
Agency Director:
Shut up and call me a helicopter, you prick! Do we have a deal?!
Pickle Rick:
Take that money, give it to Jaguar's daughter when you set her free. Or I'll be visiting you.
Agency Director:
Jaguar's daughter is dead.
Pickle Rick:
Huh, so you're a liar.
Agency Director:
Jaguar was an animal. You're an intelligent pickle. We can do business.
Pickle Rick:
I don't think so. See you soon.
Agency Director:
Is the helicopter here?
Agency Director:
Tell them we were robbed.
Agency Director:
Farewell, Solen'ya.
Pickle Rick: