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Robot | builder Aw! | Leela | Come on Fry, walk like a robot. |
Leela | Come on Fry, walk like a robot. | Fry | I can't. I have to go to the bathroom. |
Fry | I can't. I have to go to the bathroom. | Leela | Robot's don't have bathrooms. |
Leela | Robot's don't have bathrooms. | Fry | Oh right. I wonder where they all smoke in high school. |
Fry | Oh right. I wonder where they all smoke in high school. | Leela | Listen. Just go behind those garbage cans. I'll stand guard. |
Leela | Listen. Just go behind those garbage cans. I'll stand guard. | Leela | Hurry up Fry. |
Leela | Hurry up Fry. | Resin-offering | robot: Sir? Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate? |
Resin-offering | robot: Sir? Are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate? | Fry | Uh... |
Fry | Uh... | Resin-offering | robot: Well let me just patch you up with some hot resin. |
Resin-offering | robot: Well let me just patch you up with some hot resin. | Fry | Wait. Yeah! |
Fry | Wait. Yeah! | Resin-offering | robot: What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin? |
Resin-offering | robot: What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hot resin? | Leela | I'm sorry. My friend and I have to go and perform some mindless repetitive tasks. |
Leela | I'm sorry. My friend and I have to go and perform some mindless repetitive tasks. | Resin-offering | robot: Sounds like a romantic evening. I won't keep you. |
Resin-offering | robot: Sounds like a romantic evening. I won't keep you. | Patrol | Officer #1: Get the humanoids. |
Patrol | Officer #1: Get the humanoids. | Patrol | Officer #2: Get the intruder. |
Patrol | Officer #2: Get the intruder. | Announcer | : Intruder alert! Intruder alert! |
Announcer | : Intruder alert! Intruder alert! | Leela | Quick! Let's duck in here! |
Leela | Quick! Let's duck in here! | Announcer | : We interrupt this sound file to bring you a terrifying announcement. A non-metallic being has been sighted in the vicinity of Make Out Point. |
Announcer | : We interrupt this sound file to bring you a terrifying announcement. A non-metallic being has been sighted in the vicinity of Make Out Point. | Rusty | : Say Wendy. Your chassis is a little scuffed. Mind if I polish it for you? |
Rusty | : Say Wendy. Your chassis is a little scuffed. Mind if I polish it for you? | Wendy | : Did you hear that Rusty? It sounded like a human. |
Wendy | : Did you hear that Rusty? It sounded like a human. | Rusty | : Relax Wendy. Humans will never come to our defenceless little town. It's perfectly safe to let our guard down - even for a second. |
Rusty | : Relax Wendy. Humans will never come to our defenceless little town. It's perfectly safe to let our guard down - even for a second. | Robot | Human I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs! Behold! |
Robot | Human I will eat and digest you all with my system of mighty organs! Behold! | Audience | Ooooo! |
Audience | Ooooo! | Fry | Wow the 3-D's great! |
Fry | Wow the 3-D's great! | Leela | Mine's not working! |
Leela | Mine's not working! | Robot | General: : Funny, isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick! |
Robot | General: : Funny, isn't it? The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick! | Wendy | : I'm just glad the nightmare is over. |
Wendy | : I'm just glad the nightmare is over. | Robot | General: : It'll never be over Wendy. Even now humans are lurking in our playgrounds, our breezeways, perhaps even...our movie theatres! |
Robot | General: : It'll never be over Wendy. Even now humans are lurking in our playgrounds, our breezeways, perhaps even...our movie theatres! | Fry | God help us! |
Fry | God help us! | Leela | OK. Keep an eyeout for Bender. |
Leela | OK. Keep an eyeout for Bender. | Robot | #1: So what did you think of the movie? |
Robot | #1: So what did you think of the movie? | Fry | Umm, too much romance, not enough human killing. |
Fry | Umm, too much romance, not enough human killing. | Robot | #2: Yeah, it was a real chick flick. |
Robot | #2: Yeah, it was a real chick flick. | Leela | What's that? |
Leela | What's that? | Robot | #1: What do you mean What's that?? Its 5 o'clock: Time for the daily human hunt. |
Robot | #1: What do you mean What's that?? Its 5 o'clock: Time for the daily human hunt. | Leela | Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look. |
Leela | Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look. | Crummy | Robot: Awww that was uncalled for! |
Crummy | Robot: Awww that was uncalled for! | Fry | I'm over here! |
Fry | I'm over here! | Robot | #4: I heard a human was draining coolant behind garbage can 738. |
Robot | #4: I heard a human was draining coolant behind garbage can 738. | Robot | #5: I heard they unscrew our lugnuts at night and eat them at their human brunches. |
Robot | #5: I heard they unscrew our lugnuts at night and eat them at their human brunches. | Robot | Mayor A newly arrived refugee from Earth, lets hear it for - Bender! |
Robot | Mayor A newly arrived refugee from Earth, lets hear it for - Bender! | Fry | It's him. He's OK! |
Fry | It's him. He's OK! | Bender | Death to humans! |
Bender | Death to humans! | Fry | Ahh! It's good to hear his voice! |
Fry | Ahh! It's good to hear his voice! | Bender | Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! |
Bender | Many said I was too extreme when I first called for the annihalation of the human species, as well as some of the more cunning monkeys. But after living on Earth I can tell you that I am, if anything, too merciful! | Bender, | just 18.95! Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine. |
Bender, | just 18.95! Act now and you'll get this Bender action figurine. | Bender | Figurine: Bite my shiny metal ass! |
Bender | Figurine: Bite my shiny metal ass! | Robot | Mayor: Let the hunt begin! |
Robot | Mayor: Let the hunt begin! | Bender | Now. Your basic human is between three and twenty five feet tall and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt. |
Bender | Now. Your basic human is between three and twenty five feet tall and is made of a hairy, oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt. | Robot | #1: Is it true they bite your neck, suck your transmission fluid and then you become a human? |
Robot | #1: Is it true they bite your neck, suck your transmission fluid and then you become a human? | Bender | Sure, why not? |
Bender | Sure, why not? | Robot | #1: Anything in the trap? |
Robot | #1: Anything in the trap? | Bender | Nothing. Today's active humans prefer a low calorie bait. |
Bender | Nothing. Today's active humans prefer a low calorie bait. | Robot | Mayor: Well that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row. But I've got a good feeling about tomorrow. |
Robot | Mayor: Well that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in a row. But I've got a good feeling about tomorrow. | Bender | Wait, what's that? |
Bender | Wait, what's that? | Robot | Mayor: Oh thats the old abandoned adult book store. Nothing in there except a few mouldy old shreads of robot pornography. |
Robot | Mayor: Oh thats the old abandoned adult book store. Nothing in there except a few mouldy old shreads of robot pornography. | Bender | Hmmm, sounds like a breeding ground for humans. I'd better check it out. |
Bender | Hmmm, sounds like a breeding ground for humans. I'd better check it out. | Bender | Oh yeah! You're a bad girl aren't you? |
Bender | Oh yeah! You're a bad girl aren't you? | Fry | Psst! Bender! |
Fry | Psst! Bender! | Bender | Huh? Wha? You! What the hell are you doing here? |
Bender | Huh? Wha? You! What the hell are you doing here? | Fry | We've been looking for you. Last we heard you were under arrest as a human sympathiser. |
Fry | We've been looking for you. Last we heard you were under arrest as a human sympathiser. | Bender | I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. |
Bender | I was. But they let me go when I told them that I'd killed a million billion humans. | Leela | Good for you. Now lets all get back to the ship. |
Leela | Good for you. Now lets all get back to the ship. | Bender | What for? |
Bender | What for? | Fry | We're rescuing you. |
Fry | We're rescuing you. | Bender | I don't wanna be rescued. |
Bender | I don't wanna be rescued. | Fry | Say what? |
Fry | Say what? | Bender | I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame and access to sleaze that those things bring. |
Bender | I love this planet. I've got wealth, fame and access to sleaze that those things bring. | Fry | But Bender, we're your friends. |
Fry | But Bender, we're your friends. | Bender | Friends? That activates my hilairity unit! I'm just a machine to you. You're no more friends with me than you are with the toaster, the phonograph or the electric chair. |
Bender | Friends? That activates my hilairity unit! I'm just a machine to you. You're no more friends with me than you are with the toaster, the phonograph or the electric chair. | Fry | That's not true. |
Fry | That's not true. | Bender | Well that's how it feels to me. |
Bender | Well that's how it feels to me. | Fry | Bye Bender. I'll miss you. |
Fry | Bye Bender. I'll miss you. | Bender | Go on, get out of here before you get caught. |
Bender | Go on, get out of here before you get caught. | Robot | Mayor: Bender, good news. Your album just went gold! What the? |
Robot | Mayor: Bender, good news. Your album just went gold! What the? | Robot | #1: Its the humans! |
Robot | #1: Its the humans! | Robot | Mayor: Bender! Do something! |
Robot | Mayor: Bender! Do something! | Bender | Uh...got you...you muderous...flesh piles! |
Bender | Uh...got you...you muderous...flesh piles! | Robot | Mayor: Your Honour, I intend to demonstrate beyond 0.5% of a doubt that these humans before us are guilty of the crime of being humans. Come to think of it, I rest my case! |
Robot | Mayor: Your Honour, I intend to demonstrate beyond 0.5% of a doubt that these humans before us are guilty of the crime of being humans. Come to think of it, I rest my case! | Judge | Thank you, Prosecutor. I will now consider the evidence. |
Judge | Thank you, Prosecutor. I will now consider the evidence. | Fry | Hey, wait a minute! Isn't anyone gonna defend us? |
Fry | Hey, wait a minute! Isn't anyone gonna defend us? | Leela | Yeah! I mean, he might not have a case, but I'm genuinely not human. |
Leela | Yeah! I mean, he might not have a case, but I'm genuinely not human. | Robot | Mayor: Quiet, human! |
Robot | Mayor: Quiet, human! | Robot | clerk: Uh oh! He froze up again! |
Robot | clerk: Uh oh! He froze up again! | Robot | Mayor: Try control alt delete. |
Robot | Mayor: Try control alt delete. | Robot | #1: Jiggle the cord. |
Robot | #1: Jiggle the cord. | Robot | #2: Turn him off and on. |
Robot | #2: Turn him off and on. | Robot | #3: Clean the gunk out of the mouse. |
Robot | #3: Clean the gunk out of the mouse. | Fry | Call technical support. |
Fry | Call technical support. | Robot | clerk: OK, OK. He's back online. |
Robot | clerk: OK, OK. He's back online. | Judge | I find the defendants - guilty! |
Judge | I find the defendants - guilty! | Fry | No! |
Fry | No! | Leela | Look! One eye! Count them: One! Not human! |
Leela | Look! One eye! Count them: One! Not human! | Judge | The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on Earth. They will perform tedious calculations and spot-weld automobiles, until they become obsolete and are given away to an inner-city middle school. |
Judge | The humans are hereby sentenced to live as robots live on Earth. They will perform tedious calculations and spot-weld automobiles, until they become obsolete and are given away to an inner-city middle school. | Robot | Mayor: Great work Bender! You've taught us to hate humans all over again! |
Robot | Mayor: Great work Bender! You've taught us to hate humans all over again! | Bender | : Heh heh heh! Oooh! |
Bender | : Heh heh heh! Oooh! | Leela | Are you alright? |
Leela | Are you alright? | Fry | Oh yeah. |
Fry | Oh yeah. | Leela | Who are you? |
Leela | Who are you? | Blue | Elder: We are the robot elders. |
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