paoloburelli/futurama_dialogues · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Zapp	Erotic!	Fry	We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.
Fry	We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.	Bender	Hey, yeah!
Bender	Hey, yeah!	Fry	No good! It's full of steam!
Fry	No good! It's full of steam!	Zapp	You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.
Zapp	You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.	Leela	I'm not really in the mood.
Leela	I'm not really in the mood.	Zapp	Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go.
Zapp	Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go.	Leela	just go back to prison?
Leela	just go back to prison?	Leela	What are you doing?
Leela	What are you doing?	Zapp	Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go. You want the rest of the sham-pag-in?
Zapp	Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go. You want the rest of the sham-pag-in?	Leela	No. And it's pronounced sham-pane.
Leela	No. And it's pronounced sham-pane.	Zapp	Oh, God, no!
Zapp	Oh, God, no!	Leela	It's not a big deal.
Leela	It's not a big deal.	Zapp	I get so lonely. I just thought you, a fellow captain, would understand.
Zapp	I get so lonely. I just thought you, a fellow captain, would understand.	Leela	Oh, forget it.
Leela	Oh, forget it.	Zapp	Yeah, it's great ordering people around and stuff but through it all you're completely alone.
Zapp	Yeah, it's great ordering people around and stuff but through it all you're completely alone.	Leela	It comes with the job.
Leela	It comes with the job.	Zapp	I'm just so lonely!
Zapp	I'm just so lonely!	Leela	Oh, come on. Cheer up. It's not that bad.
Leela	Oh, come on. Cheer up. It's not that bad.	Fry	You wanna try escaping again?
Fry	You wanna try escaping again?	Bender	Nah, I'm comfy.
Bender	Nah, I'm comfy.	Fry	Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan.
Fry	Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan.	Zapp	Good morning, lover.
Zapp	Good morning, lover.	Leela	Uh, listen, Zapp.
Leela	Uh, listen, Zapp.	Zapp	Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.
Zapp	Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.	Leela	Zapp, last night was a mistake.
Leela	Zapp, last night was a mistake.	Zapp	mistake.
Zapp	mistake.	Leela	No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
Leela	No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.	Zapp	A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper.
Zapp	A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper.	Leela	The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away ... from!
Leela	The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away ... from!	Zapp	Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.
Zapp	Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.	Leela	Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.
Leela	Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.	Zapp	Go ahead. I won't stop you.
Zapp	Go ahead. I won't stop you.	Leela	Threaten all you-- Wait. What?
Leela	Threaten all you-- Wait. What?	Zapp	sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy ... bam!
Zapp	sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy ... bam!	Leela	Eurgh!
Leela	Eurgh!	Zapp	Kif!
Zapp	Kif!	Kif	Yes, Captain?
Kif	Yes, Captain?	Zapp	I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
Zapp	I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.	Kif	The fatso says you're free to go.
Kif	The fatso says you're free to go.	Fry	Really? Why?
Fry	Really? Why?	Kif	Why indeed.
Kif	Why indeed.	Fry	What does that mean?
Fry	What does that mean?	Leela	Nothing.
Leela	Nothing.	Bender	So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?
Bender	So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?	Leela	We just talked, OK?!
Leela	We just talked, OK?!	Leela	Alright, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago.
Leela	Alright, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago.	Leela	Hmm. He doesn't seem to be on the checklist.
Leela	Hmm. He doesn't seem to be on the checklist.	Bender	So, you're saying we can cook him?
Bender	So, you're saying we can cook him?	Fry	Yeah, a barbecue! I'll wear my hilarious apron.
Fry	Yeah, a barbecue! I'll wear my hilarious apron.	Bender	Aww! (whispering to Fry) I'll fire up the grill!
Bender	Aww! (whispering to Fry) I'll fire up the grill!	Leela	I hope he'll be OK in there with all those big animals.
Leela	I hope he'll be OK in there with all those big animals.	Zapp	Y'know, Kif, once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore.
Zapp	Y'know, Kif, once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore.	Kif	That's a shame, sir.
Kif	That's a shame, sir.	Zapp	Never mind. Just give me a back rub.
Zapp	Never mind. Just give me a back rub.	Leela	Good. That's the last species.
Leela	Good. That's the last species.	Bender	Hey. What the--?
Bender	Hey. What the--?	Fry	Where'd they all go?
Fry	Where'd they all go?	Leela	Nibbler!
Leela	Nibbler!	Fry	I can't believe we flew halfway across the galaxy and enjoyed a steam just to get lunch for that stupid animal!
Fry	I can't believe we flew halfway across the galaxy and enjoyed a steam just to get lunch for that stupid animal!	Bender	He's pending for a bending.
Bender	He's pending for a bending.	Leela	Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine. Is it, snoogums?
Leela	Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine. Is it, snoogums?	Fry	The planet's kerploding!
Fry	The planet's kerploding!	Leela	We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left.
Leela	We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left.	Bender	Yeah, I'll do it when we get back.
Bender	Yeah, I'll do it when we get back.	Fry	Man, lucky for us Zapp Brannigan's nearby.
Fry	Man, lucky for us Zapp Brannigan's nearby.	Leela	No way! Forget it! I refuse to go crawling back to him!
Leela	No way! Forget it! I refuse to go crawling back to him!	Fry	What? What are you talking about?
Fry	What? What are you talking about?	Leela	Nothing. We just talked.
Leela	Nothing. We just talked.	Bender	Oh, my God!
Bender	Oh, my God!	Fry	How could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, jeez, he's a dumb, gross gorilla!
Fry	How could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, jeez, he's a dumb, gross gorilla!	Leela	That's enough! Don't you think I feel bad enough already?
Leela	That's enough! Don't you think I feel bad enough already?	Fry	No!
Fry	No!	Leela	I mean, if living is that important to you.
Leela	I mean, if living is that important to you.	Zapp	Hmm.
Zapp	Hmm.	Leela	Hello, Zapp?
Leela	Hello, Zapp?	Zapp	Well, well, well!
Zapp	Well, well, well!	Leela	Zapp, we're out of fuel...
Leela	Zapp, we're out of fuel...	Leela	...and Vergon 6 is about to implode. We need your help.
Leela	...and Vergon 6 is about to implode. We need your help.	Zapp	So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.
Zapp	So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.	Leela	Bird's don't crawl.
Leela	Bird's don't crawl.	Zapp	They've been known to.
Zapp	They've been known to.	Leela	Look, are you going to rescue us or not?
Leela	Look, are you going to rescue us or not?	Leela	Please?
Leela	Please?	Leela	Big Z?
Leela	Big Z?	Zapp	That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: Hard and fast!
Zapp	That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: Hard and fast!	Zapp	Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.
Zapp	Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.	Leela	I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!
Leela	I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!	Zapp	And which one rocked your world?
Zapp	And which one rocked your world?	Fry	Wow! Way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan?
Fry	Wow! Way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan?	Leela	Uh, I guess to sit here and wait for death.
Leela	Uh, I guess to sit here and wait for death.	Bender	Can do!
Bender	Can do!	Bender	What the hell was that?
Bender	What the hell was that?	Fry	Pew!
Fry	Pew!	Leela	I don't believe it! It's dark matter.
Leela	I don't believe it! It's dark matter.	Bender	So this guy just unloaded a steaming pile of starship fuel?
Bender	So this guy just unloaded a steaming pile of starship fuel?	Leela	Come on. That should be more than enough fuel to get us outta here. Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine.
Leela	Come on. That should be more than enough fuel to get us outta here. Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine.	Leela	And some of the animals survived.
Leela	And some of the animals survived.	Bender	So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission!
Bender	So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission!	Fry	We're heroes!
Fry	We're heroes!	Leela	Dear Captain's Diary: I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good.

Zapp

Erotic!

Fry

We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.

Fry

We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatch off this steam pipe.

Bender

Hey, yeah!

Bender

Hey, yeah!

Fry

No good! It's full of steam!

Fry

No good! It's full of steam!

Zapp

You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

Zapp

You look like a woman who enjoys the finer things. Come over here and feel my velour bedspread.

Leela

I'm not really in the mood.

Leela

I'm not really in the mood.

Zapp

Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go.

Zapp

Leela, it's real velour. Just let yourself go.

Leela

just go back to prison?

Leela

just go back to prison?

Leela

What are you doing?

Leela

What are you doing?

Zapp

Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go. You want the rest of the sham-pag-in?

Zapp

Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go. You want the rest of the sham-pag-in?

Leela

No. And it's pronounced sham-pane.

Leela

No. And it's pronounced sham-pane.

Zapp

Oh, God, no!

Zapp

Oh, God, no!

Leela

It's not a big deal.

Leela

It's not a big deal.

Zapp

I get so lonely. I just thought you, a fellow captain, would understand.

Zapp

I get so lonely. I just thought you, a fellow captain, would understand.

Leela

Oh, forget it.

Leela

Oh, forget it.

Zapp

Yeah, it's great ordering people around and stuff but through it all you're completely alone.

Zapp

Yeah, it's great ordering people around and stuff but through it all you're completely alone.

Leela

It comes with the job.

Leela

It comes with the job.

Zapp

I'm just so lonely!

Zapp

I'm just so lonely!

Leela

Oh, come on. Cheer up. It's not that bad.

Leela

Oh, come on. Cheer up. It's not that bad.

Fry

You wanna try escaping again?

Fry

You wanna try escaping again?

Bender

Nah, I'm comfy.

Bender

Nah, I'm comfy.

Fry

Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan.

Fry

Man, Leela's been gone a long time. I hope she's at least making progress with Zapp Brannigan.

Zapp

Good morning, lover.

Zapp

Good morning, lover.

Leela

Uh, listen, Zapp.

Leela

Uh, listen, Zapp.

Zapp

Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.

Zapp

Now you're officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you.

Leela

Zapp, last night was a mistake.

Leela

Zapp, last night was a mistake.

Zapp

mistake.

Zapp

mistake.

Leela

No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.

Leela

No, just a regular mistake. For a split second my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.

Zapp

A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper.

Zapp

A split second is all it takes. That's why sooner or later you'll come crawling back to the Zapper.

Leela

The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away ... from!

Leela

The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away ... from!

Zapp

Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.

Zapp

Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused.

Leela

Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.

Leela

Look, I'm going down to Vergon 6 to save those animals whether you like it or not.

Zapp

Go ahead. I won't stop you.

Zapp

Go ahead. I won't stop you.

Leela

Threaten all you-- Wait. What?

Leela

Threaten all you-- Wait. What?

Zapp

sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy ... bam!

Zapp

sets in. Then you'll come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy ... bam!

Leela

Eurgh!

Leela

Eurgh!

Zapp

Kif!

Zapp

Kif!

Kif

Yes, Captain?

Kif

Yes, Captain?

Zapp

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Zapp

I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Kif

The fatso says you're free to go.

Kif

The fatso says you're free to go.

Fry

Really? Why?

Fry

Really? Why?

Kif

Why indeed.

Kif

Why indeed.

Fry

What does that mean?

Fry

What does that mean?

Leela

Nothing.

Leela

Nothing.

Bender

So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?

Bender

So should we get our stuff and head down to the planet?

Leela

We just talked, OK?!

Leela

We just talked, OK?!

Leela

Alright, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago.

Leela

Alright, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately two hours ago.

Leela

Hmm. He doesn't seem to be on the checklist.

Leela

Hmm. He doesn't seem to be on the checklist.

Bender

So, you're saying we can cook him?

Bender

So, you're saying we can cook him?

Fry

Yeah, a barbecue! I'll wear my hilarious apron.

Fry

Yeah, a barbecue! I'll wear my hilarious apron.

Bender

Aww! (whispering to Fry) I'll fire up the grill!

Bender

Aww! (whispering to Fry) I'll fire up the grill!

Leela

I hope he'll be OK in there with all those big animals.

Leela

I hope he'll be OK in there with all those big animals.

Zapp

Y'know, Kif, once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore.

Zapp

Y'know, Kif, once my woman returns I won't have much time to hang out with the boys anymore.

Kif

That's a shame, sir.

Kif

That's a shame, sir.

Zapp

Never mind. Just give me a back rub.

Zapp

Never mind. Just give me a back rub.

Leela

Good. That's the last species.

Leela

Good. That's the last species.

Bender

Hey. What the--?

Bender

Hey. What the--?

Fry

Where'd they all go?

Fry

Where'd they all go?

Leela

Nibbler!

Leela

Nibbler!

Fry

I can't believe we flew halfway across the galaxy and enjoyed a steam just to get lunch for that stupid animal!

Fry

I can't believe we flew halfway across the galaxy and enjoyed a steam just to get lunch for that stupid animal!

Bender

He's pending for a bending.

Bender

He's pending for a bending.

Leela

Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine. Is it, snoogums?

Leela

Leave him alone. It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine. Is it, snoogums?

Fry

The planet's kerploding!

Fry

The planet's kerploding!

Leela

We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left.

Leela

We're out of fuel. Bender, I told you to fill the tank before we left.

Bender

Yeah, I'll do it when we get back.

Bender

Yeah, I'll do it when we get back.

Fry

Man, lucky for us Zapp Brannigan's nearby.

Fry

Man, lucky for us Zapp Brannigan's nearby.

Leela

No way! Forget it! I refuse to go crawling back to him!

Leela

No way! Forget it! I refuse to go crawling back to him!

Fry

What? What are you talking about?

Fry

What? What are you talking about?

Leela

Nothing. We just talked.

Leela

Nothing. We just talked.

Bender

Oh, my God!

Bender

Oh, my God!

Fry

How could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, jeez, he's a dumb, gross gorilla!

Fry

How could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. I mean, jeez, he's a dumb, gross gorilla!

Leela

That's enough! Don't you think I feel bad enough already?

Leela

That's enough! Don't you think I feel bad enough already?

Fry

No!

Fry

No!

Leela

I mean, if living is that important to you.

Leela

I mean, if living is that important to you.

Zapp

Hmm.

Zapp

Hmm.

Leela

Hello, Zapp?

Leela

Hello, Zapp?

Zapp

Well, well, well!

Zapp

Well, well, well!

Leela

Zapp, we're out of fuel...

Leela

Zapp, we're out of fuel...

Leela

...and Vergon 6 is about to implode. We need your help.

Leela

...and Vergon 6 is about to implode. We need your help.

Zapp

So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.

Zapp

So, crawling back to the Big Z like a bird on its belly. Delicious.

Leela

Bird's don't crawl.

Leela

Bird's don't crawl.

Zapp

They've been known to.

Zapp

They've been known to.

Leela

Look, are you going to rescue us or not?

Leela

Look, are you going to rescue us or not?

Leela

Please?

Leela

Please?

Leela

Big Z?

Leela

Big Z?

Zapp

That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: Hard and fast!

Zapp

That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love: Hard and fast!

Zapp

Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.

Zapp

Now put that greasy rat outside and we'll tow you to safety.

Leela

I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!

Leela

I would never abandon a helpless animal. Y'know, Zapp, once I thought you were a big, pompous buffoon. Then I realised that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realise that outside that child is a big, pompous buffoon!

Zapp

And which one rocked your world?

Zapp

And which one rocked your world?

Fry

Wow! Way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan?

Fry

Wow! Way to tell that guy off. Now what's your secret escape plan?

Leela

Uh, I guess to sit here and wait for death.

Leela

Uh, I guess to sit here and wait for death.

Bender

Can do!

Bender

Can do!

Bender

What the hell was that?

Bender

What the hell was that?

Fry

Pew!

Fry

Pew!

Leela

I don't believe it! It's dark matter.

Leela

I don't believe it! It's dark matter.

Bender

So this guy just unloaded a steaming pile of starship fuel?

Bender

So this guy just unloaded a steaming pile of starship fuel?

Leela

Come on. That should be more than enough fuel to get us outta here. Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine.

Leela

Come on. That should be more than enough fuel to get us outta here. Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine.

Leela

And some of the animals survived.

Leela

And some of the animals survived.

Bender

So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission!

Bender

So a couple of animals didn't die and Leela got lucky. That's what I call a successful mission!

Fry

We're heroes!

Fry

We're heroes!

Leela

Dear Captain's Diary: I may not have found love on this mission but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel. And that's just as good.