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< done for now :) > if I forgot you , tell me , < and i’ll do’ 3’ again laterrr :] >
and i’ll do’ 3’ again laterrr :]
done for now :)
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< Y’all I’m about to start crying cause today is the last show of’ Aida’ . > This has been a blast < doing a show with the best people ever ! ! >
doing a show with the best people ever ! !
Y’all I’m about to start crying cause today is the last show of’ Aida’ .
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< Just woke up > < and i still feel like shit =’ ( >
and i still feel like shit =’ (
Just woke up
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< Sometimes I wish > < I could be a bitch and not this’ nice’ person . > I feel like ppl take advantage of my niceness . Goodnight
I could be a bitch and not this’ nice’ person .
Sometimes I wish
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3_22271
Sometimes I wish < I could be a bitch and not this’ nice’ person . > < I feel like ppl take advantage of my niceness . > Goodnight
I feel like ppl take advantage of my niceness .
I could be a bitch and not this’ nice’ person .
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Sometimes I wish < I could be a bitch and not this’ nice’ person . > I feel like ppl take advantage of my niceness . < Goodnight >
Goodnight
I could be a bitch and not this’ nice’ person .
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3_22275
The past few weeks , < I’ve thought to myself man , > the Brewers just do n’t have it this year.nnWell , neither do the Cubs or Cardinals . And guess what ? < There’s still time to find it . > Let’s go get this thing ! #ThisIsMyCrew
There’s still time to find it .
I’ve thought to myself man ,
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3_22289
The past few weeks , I’ve thought to myself man , < the Brewers just do n’t have it this year.nnWell , > neither do the Cubs or Cardinals . And guess what ? < There’s still time to find it . > Let’s go get this thing ! #ThisIsMyCrew
There’s still time to find it .
the Brewers just do n’t have it this year.nnWell ,
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3_22292
The past few weeks , I’ve thought to myself man , the Brewers just do n’t have it this year.nnWell , < neither do the Cubs or Cardinals . > And guess what ? < There’s still time to find it . > Let’s go get this thing ! #ThisIsMyCrew
There’s still time to find it .
neither do the Cubs or Cardinals .
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3_22295
< *Drunk* > [USER] Someone wants to make me a peanut butter n jelly sammich ? < I ca n’t . > I’m drink .’
I ca n’t .
*Drunk*
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3_22380
*Drunk* < [USER] Someone wants to make me a peanut butter n jelly sammich ? > < I ca n’t . > I’m drink .’
I ca n’t .
[USER] Someone wants to make me a peanut butter n jelly sammich ?
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3_22381
Oh my god . < Just because you have’ errands’ does n’t mean I should have to watch your kids all day . > I have things < I have to do > to you know .
I have to do
Just because you have’ errands’ does n’t mean I should have to watch your kids all day .
C
3_22422
I’m confused why so many people who say , < I’m so upset > I just want to burn it all down , < after having a pretty run of the mill bad day do n’t understand > how centuries of systemic violence against an entire race might occasionally turn into actual burning down of the things .
after having a pretty run of the mill bad day do n’t understand
I’m so upset
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I’m confused why so many people who say , I’m so upset < I just want to burn it all down , > < after having a pretty run of the mill bad day do n’t understand > how centuries of systemic violence against an entire race might occasionally turn into actual burning down of the things .
after having a pretty run of the mill bad day do n’t understand
I just want to burn it all down ,
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3_22442
< I do n’t care > if’ bae’ means’ before anyone else’ < if you say it seriously > I’m going to think you’re an idiot I’m sorry .
if you say it seriously
I do n’t care
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< I do n’t care > if’ bae’ means’ before anyone else’ if you say it seriously < I’m going to think > you’re an idiot I’m sorry .
I’m going to think
I do n’t care
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< I do n’t care > if’ bae’ means’ before anyone else’ if you say it seriously I’m going to think < you’re an idiot > I’m sorry .
you’re an idiot
I do n’t care
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I do n’t care if’ bae’ means’ before anyone else’ if you say it seriously < I’m going to think > < you’re an idiot > I’m sorry .
you’re an idiot
I’m going to think
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I do n’t care if’ bae’ means’ before anyone else’ if you say it seriously < I’m going to think > you’re an idiot < I’m sorry . >
I’m sorry .
I’m going to think
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When girls put’ < #beautiful >’ as a hash tag on a selfie newline newline < 😭 >
😭
#beautiful
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< Not tryna brag on my child , > < but I swear > he could win a’ cutest kid in the world’ contest .. 😚✌💙
but I swear
Not tryna brag on my child ,
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< Not tryna brag on my child , > but I swear < he could win a’ cutest kid in the world’ contest .. > 😚✌💙
he could win a’ cutest kid in the world’ contest ..
Not tryna brag on my child ,
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Not tryna brag on my child , but I swear < he could win a’ cutest kid in the world’ contest .. > < 😚✌💙 >
😚✌💙
he could win a’ cutest kid in the world’ contest ..
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<’ i got a hunting dog > named lucky his got 1 < eye & no nuts’ lol >
eye & no nuts’ lol
’ i got a hunting dog
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’ i got a hunting dog < named lucky > his got 1 < eye & no nuts’ lol >
eye & no nuts’ lol
named lucky
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On my way to Arena w/ Momma Roo Roo , Adrianeekaay & Quor’Nastii ! ! < Ooooo how I miss my Momma Roo Roo’ ) > < Got ta meet me a Doode ! >
Got ta meet me a Doode !
Ooooo how I miss my Momma Roo Roo’ )
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< why do dads have to be massive fucking dicks > and say < it’s for your own good >
it’s for your own good
why do dads have to be massive fucking dicks
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Ask me [USER] I naturally lose interest in ladies < that are in a relationship ..... > < Is that proper ?’ >
Is that proper ?’
that are in a relationship .....
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< Sorry hun , > but unlike you , I’m not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn . < I’m more of a casino > where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot .
I’m more of a casino
Sorry hun ,
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3_22682
Sorry hun , but unlike you , I’m not a doorknob < where everyone gets a turn . > < I’m more of a casino > where only the lucky ones hit the jackpot .
I’m more of a casino
where everyone gets a turn .
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3_22687
Can imagine Ron Isley in Game Stop < trying to buy video games ?’ > <’ U ai nt gettin’ that game with all that killin !’ >
’ U ai nt gettin’ that game with all that killin !’
trying to buy video games ?’
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3_22789
I really do n’t want to cloud up today with next manager speculations so everyone < that thinks > Maddon or Hurdle could be the next Giants manager < can keep that BS to themselves . > I personally do n’t want EITHER of them and that’s all I have to say about that . 🖕
can keep that BS to themselves .
that thinks
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3_22823
I really do n’t want to cloud up today with next manager speculations so everyone that thinks < Maddon or Hurdle could be the next Giants manager > < can keep that BS to themselves . > I personally do n’t want EITHER of them and that’s all I have to say about that . 🖕
can keep that BS to themselves .
Maddon or Hurdle could be the next Giants manager
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3_22826
I really do n’t want to cloud up today with next manager speculations so everyone that thinks < Maddon or Hurdle could be the next Giants manager > can keep that BS to themselves . < I personally do n’t want EITHER of them > and that’s all I have to say about that . 🖕
I personally do n’t want EITHER of them
Maddon or Hurdle could be the next Giants manager
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3_22827
I really do n’t want to cloud up today with next manager speculations so everyone that thinks Maddon or Hurdle could be the next Giants manager < can keep that BS to themselves . > < I personally do n’t want EITHER of them > and that’s all I have to say about that . 🖕
I personally do n’t want EITHER of them
can keep that BS to themselves .
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3_22829
<’ can I be your gf forever ?’ >’ no .’’ oh ... alright .. ?’ <’ i d rather not have a girlfriend forever > one day you’ll have to be my wife 3’
’ i d rather not have a girlfriend forever
’ can I be your gf forever ?’
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3_22863
’ can I be your gf forever ?’’ no .’’ oh ... alright .. ?’ <’ i d rather not have a girlfriend forever > < one day > you’ll have to be my wife 3’
one day
’ i d rather not have a girlfriend forever
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3_22868
Boyfriend says We should watch #Superstar and I’m like Yeah ! nnI’m gon na sing along , he says . < nnCool , cool , > I reply , thinking of Molly Shannon singing Papa Can You Hear Me and Sometimes When We Touch . < nnApparently I was wrong > and it’s #Easter.
nnApparently I was wrong
nnCool , cool ,
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3_22902
Boyfriend says We should watch #Superstar and I’m like Yeah ! nnI’m gon na sing along , he says . nnCool , cool , I reply , < thinking of Molly Shannon > singing Papa Can You Hear Me and Sometimes When We Touch . < nnApparently I was wrong > and it’s #Easter.
nnApparently I was wrong
thinking of Molly Shannon
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3_22908
Boyfriend says We should watch #Superstar and I’m like Yeah ! nnI’m gon na sing along , he says . nnCool , cool , I reply , thinking of Molly Shannon < singing Papa Can You Hear Me and Sometimes When We Touch . > < nnApparently I was wrong > and it’s #Easter.
nnApparently I was wrong
singing Papa Can You Hear Me and Sometimes When We Touch .
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3_22911
< my mother told me to put the AC on > < and I replied’ Why Tho’ >
and I replied’ Why Tho’
my mother told me to put the AC on
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3_22917
< Being a good writer is not fun - My professor > referring to the profession < I plan to go into after college > #thanksmichelle
I plan to go into after college
Being a good writer is not fun - My professor
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3_22928
< When i first heard the song’ i kno a song > that gets on everybodyz nerves’ i wus actually waitn for the song . then i got it aftr 5 mins <’ i wus actually waitn for the song . >
’ i wus actually waitn for the song .
When i first heard the song’ i kno a song
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When i first heard the song’ i kno a song < that gets on everybodyz nerves’ > <’ i wus actually waitn for the song . > then i got it aftr 5 mins
’ i wus actually waitn for the song .
that gets on everybodyz nerves’
C
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Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . < My roommate is out of town , > and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . < I had to walk to his room > and say Alexa , stop but instead , I said Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
I had to walk to his room
My roommate is out of town ,
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Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . My roommate is out of town , < and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . > I had to walk to his room and say Alexa , < stop > but instead , I said Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
stop
and his alarm starts ringing in the morning .
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3_22986
Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . My roommate is out of town , < and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . > I had to walk to his room and say Alexa , stop < but instead , I said > Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
but instead , I said
and his alarm starts ringing in the morning .
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Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . My roommate is out of town , and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . < I had to walk to his room > and say Alexa , < stop > but instead , I said Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
stop
I had to walk to his room
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3_22989
Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . My roommate is out of town , and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . < I had to walk to his room > and say Alexa , stop < but instead , I said > Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
but instead , I said
I had to walk to his room
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3_22990
Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . My roommate is out of town , and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . I had to walk to his room < and say Alexa , > stop < but instead , I said > Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
but instead , I said
and say Alexa ,
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3_22993
Today , I faced my most first world problem ever . My roommate is out of town , and his alarm starts ringing in the morning . I had to walk to his room and say Alexa , < stop > < but instead , I said > Ok Google , stop out of habit . #kthxbye
but instead , I said
stop
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< NBA JAM for iOS is at the intersection of’ I do n’t care’ and’ but it’s only $ > 1’ . < newline Downloading now . >
newline Downloading now .
NBA JAM for iOS is at the intersection of’ I do n’t care’ and’ but it’s only $
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3_23002
I’d just like to point out something to those < claiming I was only doing my job .. > < nnThat is not a legitimate defense .. >
nnThat is not a legitimate defense ..
claiming I was only doing my job ..
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3_23048
< yeah , i am def . > watching the’ we are the world’ video . #michaeljackson < why ? > because i can .
why ?
yeah , i am def .
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< Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly . > You need to know what I am b / c me < presenting as just black > is mind boggling to you . Fuck off . nnIdc what little % of anything else I am & yes I know b / c I did my ancestry & I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business
presenting as just black
Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly .
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3_23099
Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly . You need to know what I am b / c me < presenting as just black > is mind boggling to you . < Fuck off . > nnIdc what little % of anything else I am & yes I know b / c I did my ancestry & I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business
Fuck off .
presenting as just black
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3_23113
Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly . You need to know what I am b / c me < presenting as just black > is mind boggling to you . Fuck off . < nnIdc what little % of anything else I am > & yes I know b / c I did my ancestry & I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business
nnIdc what little % of anything else I am
presenting as just black
C
3_23114
Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly . You need to know what I am b / c me presenting as just black < is mind boggling to you . > Fuck off . nnIdc what little % of anything else I am & yes I know b / c I did my ancestry < & I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business >
& I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business
is mind boggling to you .
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3_23119
Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly . You need to know what I am b / c me presenting as just black is mind boggling to you . < Fuck off . > < nnIdc what little % of anything else I am > & yes I know b / c I did my ancestry & I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business
nnIdc what little % of anything else I am
Fuck off .
C
3_23120
Ppl are fascinated by light skinned black women , honestly . You need to know what I am b / c me presenting as just black is mind boggling to you . < Fuck off . > nnIdc what little % of anything else I am & yes I know b / c I did my ancestry < & I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business >
& I’m blackity black mixed w/ mind your business
Fuck off .
C
3_23122
< having’ fuckoff’ as your computer password is a cute idea > < until your harddrive crashes > and you have to take it in to get fixed .
until your harddrive crashes
having’ fuckoff’ as your computer password is a cute idea
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< So I were to say > <’ I hate mashed potatoes’ > then apparently the only logical conclusion is I : mashed potatoes::Hitler : Jewish people
’ I hate mashed potatoes’
So I were to say
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3_23232
< When Democrats demonize Big Biz > < do they ever think about the > 19 m jobless voters who would love to be hired by one of those’ evil’ companies ?
do they ever think about the
When Democrats demonize Big Biz
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< As are we ! > You ready , Effectees ? ! [USER] < Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think > I’m complaining . Life is magic !’
Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think
As are we !
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3_23300
As are we ! < You ready , Effectees ? ! > [USER] < Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think > I’m complaining . Life is magic !’
Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think
You ready , Effectees ? !
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3_23302
As are we ! < You ready , Effectees ? ! > [USER] Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think < I’m complaining . > Life is magic !’
I’m complaining .
You ready , Effectees ? !
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3_23303
As are we ! You ready , Effectees ? ! [USER] < Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think > < I’m complaining . > Life is magic !’
I’m complaining .
Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think
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3_23305
As are we ! You ready , Effectees ? ! [USER] < Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think > I’m complaining . < Life is magic !’ >
Life is magic !’
Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think
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3_23306
As are we ! You ready , Effectees ? ! [USER] Trying to brace myself for a crazy week- but please.don’t think < I’m complaining . > < Life is magic !’ >
Life is magic !’
I’m complaining .
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3_23307
But when I spawned a new world < and moved into the chunk > that had that sapling in it , < my game crashed with a java.lang . > StringIndexOutOfBoundsException : String index out of range : 255
my game crashed with a java.lang .
and moved into the chunk
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3_23344
< I ai nt tryna start no > #shit but’ yo GF is gay .. < She got ta girlfriend .. yo > but if that s wht u like !’ lol
She got ta girlfriend .. yo
I ai nt tryna start no
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3_23465
< says ....’ shits - n - giggles are o.k . > < but giggling shits are not’ >
but giggling shits are not’
says ....’ shits - n - giggles are o.k .
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3_23519
I remember < my cousin was runnin from the repo man .. > < he left a note on the door > that said’ We will find you’ girl give dem dat lil ass Focus
he left a note on the door
my cousin was runnin from the repo man ..
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3_23525
If you are feeling insufficient < or like you are not allowed , > take heart today ! < It is our job > to buck the systems that spread that lie . It is our job to raise our voices and say no . It is our job to make those benefiting from the flawed systems feel uncomfortable . /4
It is our job
or like you are not allowed ,
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3_23536
If you are feeling insufficient or like you are not allowed , take heart today ! It is our job to buck the systems < that spread that lie . > It is our job to raise our voices < and say no . > It is our job to make those benefiting from the flawed systems feel uncomfortable . /4
and say no .
that spread that lie .
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3_23553
If you are feeling insufficient or like you are not allowed , take heart today ! It is our job to buck the systems that spread that lie . It is our job to raise our voices and say no . < It is our job > to make those < benefiting from the flawed systems feel uncomfortable . > /4
benefiting from the flawed systems feel uncomfortable .
It is our job
C
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This is MUST SEE for all #DC#VA#MD residents : [USER] #wmata: <’ A magnet for escalator mechanics > < who ca n’t cut it in the private sector .’ >
who ca n’t cut it in the private sector .’
’ A magnet for escalator mechanics
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< I wanna scream >’ I love you’ from the top of my lungs newline < But I’m afraid > that someone else will hear me newline #FallOutBoy
But I’m afraid
I wanna scream
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3_23588
I wanna scream <’ I love you’ from the top of my lungs > newline < But I’m afraid > that someone else will hear me newline #FallOutBoy
But I’m afraid
’ I love you’ from the top of my lungs
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What’s ironic ? < I was never’ just a friend’ with any of my exs . > < I would talk to them for a few days > and they asked me out .
I would talk to them for a few days
I was never’ just a friend’ with any of my exs .
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3_23616
What’s ironic ? < I was never’ just a friend’ with any of my exs . > I would talk to them for a few days < and they asked me out . >
and they asked me out .
I was never’ just a friend’ with any of my exs .
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3_23617
i entered the ring < and had to provide my instagram > to back up my cooking claims and everyone who took a look < was like damn okay actually you do know > what you re talking about
was like damn okay actually you do know
and had to provide my instagram
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i entered the ring and had to provide my instagram < to back up my cooking claims > and everyone who took a look < was like damn okay actually you do know > what you re talking about
was like damn okay actually you do know
to back up my cooking claims
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< WE as in y all > < who really fuck w/ me > [USER] We kno u ai nt a bully [USER] Then when I tell them stop lying’ Ro’s being a bully’ ” ”
who really fuck w/ me
WE as in y all
C
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< #ItKillsMeWhen > people say <’ you’re a strong black woman’ ... > AND! ... shit still hurts .
’ you’re a strong black woman’ ...
#ItKillsMeWhen
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< I could fucking care less > if I wear’ too much’ make up bc I rather look half way decent < then look like the chew baca ape > I am
then look like the chew baca ape
I could fucking care less
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< I could fucking care less > if I wear’ too much’ make up bc I rather look half way decent then look like the chew baca ape < I am >
I am
I could fucking care less
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< My bad habit . > [USER] Girls are so quick to say <’ Fuck that’ > if shit ai n’t going the way they want it tho . ”
’ Fuck that’
My bad habit .
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My bad habit . [USER] Girls are so quick to say <’ Fuck that’ > if shit ai n’t going the way < they want it tho . ” >
they want it tho . ”
’ Fuck that’
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< Man , my license plate used to say’ Cold Chillin ,’ > < now it says’ Old Chili’ - Will Smith’ Fresh Prince’ >
now it says’ Old Chili’ - Will Smith’ Fresh Prince’
Man , my license plate used to say’ Cold Chillin ,’
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First Midwest CEO Michael Scudder on navigating rate environment : < It’s not often I get a budget with three interest rate increases > and 90 < days later I get a budget > that has three decreases in it . #ABAAnnual $ FMBI
days later I get a budget
It’s not often I get a budget with three interest rate increases
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< Fred Meyer sells Guacamole’ Flavored’ Dip ... with no Guacamole in there ? > < That does n’t sound healthy ... >
That does n’t sound healthy ...
Fred Meyer sells Guacamole’ Flavored’ Dip ... with no Guacamole in there ?
C
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<’ With out seeing your self as a sinner > < you do n’t see yourself > needing to be saved .’ #hatemail
you do n’t see yourself
’ With out seeing your self as a sinner
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< Some want to skip the whole > < #repentance > process & jump straight into God’s’ silver lining’ by encouraging themselves with’ nobodies perfect’
#repentance
Some want to skip the whole
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< Some want to skip the whole > #repentance process < & jump straight into God’s’ silver lining’ > by encouraging themselves with’ nobodies perfect’
& jump straight into God’s’ silver lining’
Some want to skip the whole
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< Some want to skip the whole > #repentance process & jump straight into God’s’ silver lining’ < by encouraging themselves with’ nobodies perfect’ >
by encouraging themselves with’ nobodies perfect’
Some want to skip the whole
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< There has been a trend towards _ less _ automatic type coercion in programming languages , > < but has there been any formal discussion / thinking about TCL - esque interpretation of arbitrary user input ? > I kinda want to define an input type wrapper around strings as like a tainted value .
but has there been any formal discussion / thinking about TCL - esque interpretation of arbitrary user input ?
There has been a trend towards _ less _ automatic type coercion in programming languages ,
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“ God , thank U 4 another life . < I find comfort > in knowing you are always here on my good days , and my bad days . You are my strength .’ < 😇☺️😊😚 >
😇☺️😊😚
I find comfort
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“ God , thank U 4 another life . I find comfort < in knowing > you are always here on my good days , and my bad days . You are my strength .’ < 😇☺️😊😚 >
😇☺️😊😚
in knowing
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“ God , thank U 4 another life . I find comfort in knowing < you are always here on my good days , and my bad days . > You are my strength .’ < 😇☺️😊😚 >
😇☺️😊😚
you are always here on my good days , and my bad days .
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