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“ God , thank U 4 another life . I find comfort in knowing you are always here on my good days , and my bad days . < You are my strength .’ > < 😇☺️😊😚 >
😇☺️😊😚
You are my strength .’
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Me : Unsub from all things pelotonia.nPelotonia : < it’s been a few months > since you unsubbed , are you sure < you meant to ? > Also , have some text messages !
you meant to ?
it’s been a few months
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Me : Unsub from all things pelotonia.nPelotonia : it’s been a few months < since you unsubbed , > are you sure < you meant to ? > Also , have some text messages !
you meant to ?
since you unsubbed ,
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3_24116
< Goodness [USER] I’m under the covers bootie naked .. > < 🙈 >’
🙈
Goodness [USER] I’m under the covers bootie naked ..
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Lol today someone said < that Obama should lose > < because of what Michelle Obama’ did to the cafeteria cookies’ . Stupid >
because of what Michelle Obama’ did to the cafeteria cookies’ . Stupid
that Obama should lose
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*another normal day at the apartment*nnThat’s not how you fight fire ! ! < That’s a hot nun ! ! > < That’s not how that works ! ! > Why is there a hot nun ? ?
That’s not how that works ! !
That’s a hot nun ! !
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< What i like about this , > as compared to absolutely every other republican statement , is that it is not hedged or qualified with an absurd < we must first investigate disclaimer . > It stands alone .
we must first investigate disclaimer .
What i like about this ,
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< Lol - [USER] I’d be rich > if I charged people < I babysit for late fees . > Ugh’
I babysit for late fees .
Lol - [USER] I’d be rich
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3_24246
When I ask my mom if she’s turning fifty in april ..’ I know I’m old < you do n’t have to say > < it thanks for being mean and nasty to me !’ ... > Huh ?
it thanks for being mean and nasty to me !’ ...
you do n’t have to say
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When I ask my mom if she’s turning fifty in april ..’ I know I’m old you do n’t have to say < it thanks for being mean and nasty to me !’ ... > < Huh ? >
Huh ?
it thanks for being mean and nasty to me !’ ...
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< #turnoff > when u say 2a dude .. < lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ . > DAMN u ca nt even do dinner or a movie CHEAP !
lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ .
#turnoff
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#turnoff < when u say > 2a dude .. < lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ . > DAMN u ca nt even do dinner or a movie CHEAP !
lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ .
when u say
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#turnoff when u say < 2a > dude .. < lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ . > DAMN u ca nt even do dinner or a movie CHEAP !
lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ .
2a
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#turnoff when u say 2a < dude .. > < lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ . > DAMN u ca nt even do dinner or a movie CHEAP !
lets go out somewhere.&his response is’ funds are low right now’ .
dude ..
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’ < *me > < talking shit silently behind denise > **she turns around * denise : wtf are you doing ? I do nt trust your scandelous ass !’ XD
talking shit silently behind denise
*me
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< OK part of the way > [USER] < Lying [USER] > I’ll be thinking bout yu all the way home ”’
Lying [USER]
OK part of the way
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just turned to my dad < to ask him > if he wanted a shot < and this bitch has one eye closed > and waits a minute and goes what
and this bitch has one eye closed
to ask him
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just turned to my dad to ask him < if he wanted a shot > < and this bitch has one eye closed > and waits a minute and goes what
and this bitch has one eye closed
if he wanted a shot
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just turned to my dad to ask him < if he wanted a shot > and this bitch has one eye closed < and waits a minute > and goes what
and waits a minute
if he wanted a shot
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Third , the invocation of a left - wing cultural revolution -- < ironic > considering how often the administration ( correctly ) denounces the Chinese Communist Party < -- a vast exaggeration , > no matter how annoying excessive performative wokeness may be from time to time . 4/x
-- a vast exaggeration ,
ironic
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Third , the invocation of a left - wing cultural revolution -- ironic considering how often the administration ( correctly ) < denounces the Chinese Communist Party > < -- a vast exaggeration , > no matter how annoying excessive performative wokeness may be from time to time . 4/x
-- a vast exaggeration ,
denounces the Chinese Communist Party
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Third , the invocation of a left - wing cultural revolution -- ironic considering how often the administration ( correctly ) denounces the Chinese Communist Party < -- a vast exaggeration , > < no matter how annoying excessive performative wokeness may be from time to time . > 4/x
no matter how annoying excessive performative wokeness may be from time to time .
-- a vast exaggeration ,
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< #thatawkwardmoment > when ur having a phone convo AND tryna text . <’ Are you texting ?’ >’ Nah i m listening to u’ **hits keys slower **
’ Are you texting ?’
#thatawkwardmoment
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< #thatawkwardmoment > when ur having a phone convo AND tryna text .’ Are you texting ?’ <’ Nah i m listening to u’ > **hits keys slower **
’ Nah i m listening to u’
#thatawkwardmoment
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#thatawkwardmoment when ur having a phone convo AND tryna text . <’ Are you texting ?’ > <’ Nah i m listening to u’ > **hits keys slower **
’ Nah i m listening to u’
’ Are you texting ?’
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#thatawkwardmoment when ur having a phone convo AND tryna text .’ Are you texting ?’ <’ Nah i m listening to u’ > < **hits > keys slower **
**hits
’ Nah i m listening to u’
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#thatawkwardmoment when ur having a phone convo AND tryna text .’ Are you texting ?’ <’ Nah i m listening to u’ > **hits < keys slower > **
keys slower
’ Nah i m listening to u’
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We live in a world < where misinformation , lies & being fake > is a social norm.nnWhen < the truth is shown , > we become confused & angered because we only know fake.nnMight want to open up your soul and take a listen . nn#AllCaloriesCount
the truth is shown ,
where misinformation , lies & being fake
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Contrary to popular belief , < I do n’t want to rock the boat , > < but the boat is f*c&!ng rocking.nn-- Joaquin PhoenixnnPut this on my tombstone.n#GoldenGIobes >
but the boat is f*c&!ng rocking.nn-- Joaquin PhoenixnnPut this on my tombstone.n#GoldenGIobes
I do n’t want to rock the boat ,
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How are we’ Christian’ < but take away some ones job > < because she is pregnant > teacher ! ! ! Wow ! ! ! #pregnantteacher
because she is pregnant
but take away some ones job
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< A good distinction in activism > that came up in How to be an Antiracist : < nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness . > They help your movement grow . Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action . The chance of getting arrested is a given
nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness .
A good distinction in activism
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< A good distinction in activism > that came up in How to be an Antiracist : nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness . They help your movement grow . < Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action . > The chance of getting arrested is a given
Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action .
A good distinction in activism
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A good distinction in activism that came up in How to be an Antiracist : < nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness . > They help your movement grow . < Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action . > The chance of getting arrested is a given
Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action .
nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness .
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A good distinction in activism that came up in How to be an Antiracist : nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness . < They help your movement grow . > < Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action . > The chance of getting arrested is a given
Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action .
They help your movement grow .
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A good distinction in activism that came up in How to be an Antiracist : nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness . < They help your movement grow . > Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action . The chance < of getting arrested > is a given
of getting arrested
They help your movement grow .
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A good distinction in activism that came up in How to be an Antiracist : nnProtests and Demonstrations are different.n- Demonstrations are for awareness . They help your movement grow . < Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action . > < The chance > of getting arrested is a given
The chance
Advertisingn- Protests are meant to stop an action .
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< i m not with the whole bumpin ur whole music shit .... > < but i’d ride to’ breathe’’ brainstorm’ n’ split a gar’ allll day >
but i’d ride to’ breathe’’ brainstorm’ n’ split a gar’ allll day
i m not with the whole bumpin ur whole music shit ....
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15/ Alright , I’m dipping into ALL CAPS territory , < so imma call it here . > I could go on more , < but it’s just gon na devolve into JOHN WICK GOOD ! > GO WATCH !
but it’s just gon na devolve into JOHN WICK GOOD !
so imma call it here .
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15/ Alright , I’m dipping into ALL CAPS territory , so imma call it here . < I could go on more , > < but it’s just gon na devolve into JOHN WICK GOOD ! > GO WATCH !
but it’s just gon na devolve into JOHN WICK GOOD !
I could go on more ,
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he’s definitely the type < i have to’ handle - with - care’ > so i’ll just distance myself ... < which probably wo nt last long at all > *smh+sigh*
which probably wo nt last long at all
i have to’ handle - with - care’
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he’s definitely the type i have to’ handle - with - care’ < so i’ll just distance myself ... > < which probably wo nt last long at all > *smh+sigh*
which probably wo nt last long at all
so i’ll just distance myself ...
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So , who are we planning to kill ? < nnIt is far TOO EARLY in this Season > < to leave me with these cliffhangers [USER]. So good ! ! ! > #BigLittleLies
to leave me with these cliffhangers [USER]. So good ! ! !
nnIt is far TOO EARLY in this Season
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My demeanor suggests < that I want to , > < how do party - goers say ,’ get down in the dance floor .’ >
how do party - goers say ,’ get down in the dance floor .’
that I want to ,
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< i want to stop throwing up , > < nbut my public health degree is like : > nyou’re the one who did n’t have insurance and could n’t afford a flu shot BITCH !
nbut my public health degree is like :
i want to stop throwing up ,
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< i want to stop throwing up , > nbut my public health degree is like : < nyou’re the one > who did n’t have insurance and could n’t afford a flu shot BITCH !
nyou’re the one
i want to stop throwing up ,
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< i want to stop throwing up , > nbut my public health degree is like : nyou’re the one who did n’t have insurance < and could n’t afford a flu shot BITCH ! >
and could n’t afford a flu shot BITCH !
i want to stop throwing up ,
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< It’s so cute > when a guy says’ I m yours’ < 😊 >
😊
It’s so cute
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< Sleep troubles abound . > < I ca n’t remember > if I really watched Mike Wright pitched for the KBO NC somethings last night around 3 or 4 a.m. I think I did . Maybe . #imnotsure#Orioles
I ca n’t remember
Sleep troubles abound .
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Sleep troubles abound . I ca n’t remember if I really watched Mike Wright pitched for the KBO NC somethings last night around 3 or 4 a.m. I think < I did . > Maybe . < #imnotsure#Orioles >
#imnotsure#Orioles
I did .
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’ The reason why I picked the project < because I always wanted to do a coffee house’ > < am I going to fail ? > #probably
am I going to fail ?
because I always wanted to do a coffee house’
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< The first thing > my nephew said to me today was’ Have you found a boyfriend yet ? I bet you have n’t !’ < 😂😑 >
😂😑
The first thing
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< Its cold as shit n this room > & if another engineer tells me < that’ it feels pretty warm’ I m gon na blow his fucking head off . > U have bn warned
that’ it feels pretty warm’ I m gon na blow his fucking head off .
Its cold as shit n this room
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< Its cold as shit n this room > & if another engineer tells me that’ it feels pretty warm’ I m gon na blow his fucking head off . < U have bn warned >
U have bn warned
Its cold as shit n this room
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< I really need to watch what I tweet . > < Good forbid > if something happens to me and people go read my last tweet and it be I want you to touch that lil’ dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat ?
Good forbid
I really need to watch what I tweet .
C
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Old dude at Starbucks told the lady < he did want one last thing : >’ To see you smile one more time .’ Almost got punched in the back of the head <’ Almost got punched in the back of the head >
’ Almost got punched in the back of the head
he did want one last thing :
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Old dude at Starbucks told the lady he did want one last thing : <’ To see you smile one more time .’ > <’ Almost got punched in the back of the head >
’ Almost got punched in the back of the head
’ To see you smile one more time .’
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The last thing < I want to hear > after going through 2,000 + sources < & finding NOTHING > is’ You’re not looking hard enough .’ Thanks professor .
& finding NOTHING
I want to hear
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blah blah blah < *whisper > voice *’ we’re still gay’ < hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing ! > hahahaha this video
hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing !
*whisper
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blah blah blah *whisper voice * <’ we’re still gay’ > < hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing ! > hahahaha this video
hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing !
’ we’re still gay’
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blah blah blah *whisper voice * <’ we’re still gay’ > hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing ! < hahahaha this video >
hahahaha this video
’ we’re still gay’
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blah blah blah *whisper voice *’ we’re still gay’ < hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing ! > < hahahaha this video >
hahahaha this video
hahahahaaaa i ca n’t stop laughing !
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Last night I found out that Rob Kearney’s Instagram handle is worlds_strongest_gay , < which is fun . > < Then I found out > his husband’s Instagram name is worlds_gayest_strongman which is hilarious .
Then I found out
which is fun .
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’ Almost 7 < billion people on the planet and I find about > 10 < of them somewhat tolerable once in a while .’ >
of them somewhat tolerable once in a while .’
billion people on the planet and I find about
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< Every body wanna b in the’ music business’ sell dope or play a sport . > #FastMoney < How about get an education a good job . >
How about get an education a good job .
Every body wanna b in the’ music business’ sell dope or play a sport .
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Honest , honest , honest , honest question here and is easily answered no matter what side you sit on . Because I think on one thing we can agree , < America is in chaos . > nnSo-- my question is : Did we maga ? < Did we make American Great Again ? > Honestly ?
Did we make American Great Again ?
America is in chaos .
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< Trump has corona . > I hate this . < Like if he survives > he going to use that as a ploy for why people should n’t fear the virus and you know of he dies we are going to have conspiracy theories all over . nnI’m sure he’d be treated like a martyr too
Like if he survives
Trump has corona .
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Trump has corona . < I hate this . > < Like if he survives > he going to use that as a ploy for why people should n’t fear the virus and you know of he dies we are going to have conspiracy theories all over . nnI’m sure he’d be treated like a martyr too
Like if he survives
I hate this .
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Trump has corona . < I hate this . > Like if he survives < he going to use that as a ploy > for why people should n’t fear the virus and you know of he dies we are going to have conspiracy theories all over . nnI’m sure he’d be treated like a martyr too
he going to use that as a ploy
I hate this .
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3_25412
Trump has corona . < I hate this . > Like if he survives he going to use that as a ploy < for why people should n’t fear the virus > and you know of he dies we are going to have conspiracy theories all over . nnI’m sure he’d be treated like a martyr too
for why people should n’t fear the virus
I hate this .
N
3_25413
Trump has corona . < I hate this . > Like if he survives he going to use that as a ploy for why people should n’t fear the virus < and you know of he dies > we are going to have conspiracy theories all over . nnI’m sure he’d be treated like a martyr too
and you know of he dies
I hate this .
N
3_25414
Trump has corona . I hate this . < Like if he survives > he going to use that as a ploy for why people should n’t fear the virus < and you know of he dies > we are going to have conspiracy theories all over . nnI’m sure he’d be treated like a martyr too
and you know of he dies
Like if he survives
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< Ladies , are you into Miguel in a’ Oooh he fine !’ kinda way ? > < He just seemed too pretty to attract a woman to me . > Is it just me ? ? ? ? ?
He just seemed too pretty to attract a woman to me .
Ladies , are you into Miguel in a’ Oooh he fine !’ kinda way ?
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< Ladies , are you into Miguel in a’ Oooh he fine !’ kinda way ? > He just seemed too pretty to attract a woman to me . < Is it just me ? ? ? ? ? >
Is it just me ? ? ? ? ?
Ladies , are you into Miguel in a’ Oooh he fine !’ kinda way ?
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< I do n’t see > how some girls can jump from relationship to relationship and say < they are’ in love’ > #stupid
they are’ in love’
I do n’t see
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I do n’t see < how some girls can jump from relationship to relationship > and say < they are’ in love’ > #stupid
they are’ in love’
how some girls can jump from relationship to relationship
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I do n’t see how some girls can jump from relationship to relationship and say < they are’ in love’ > < #stupid >
#stupid
they are’ in love’
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< Go from’ let’s be friends’ to’ you gon na be mine’ in > < 32 > seconds flat !
32
Go from’ let’s be friends’ to’ you gon na be mine’ in
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< Go from’ let’s be friends’ to’ you gon na be mine’ in > 32 < seconds flat ! >
seconds flat !
Go from’ let’s be friends’ to’ you gon na be mine’ in
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this is why I ca n’t relate to all the memes < that are like I’m gon na be huge after quarantine ate ALL my food > .2 seconds after I bought it < meanwhile I’m like ....... > did I eat today lmao ?
meanwhile I’m like .......
that are like I’m gon na be huge after quarantine ate ALL my food
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this is why I ca n’t relate to all the memes < that are like I’m gon na be huge after quarantine ate ALL my food > .2 seconds after I bought it meanwhile I’m like ....... < did I eat today lmao ? >
did I eat today lmao ?
that are like I’m gon na be huge after quarantine ate ALL my food
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That was it . No more was said , until Feb. 1 , 2019 . MOM , Cory is running for #President! That was followed < by wanting to attend an event with us , > asking the now famous dog question , < stealing my > #Cory2020 hat as soon as it came in the mail , asking to attend
stealing my
by wanting to attend an event with us ,
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That was it . No more was said , until Feb. 1 , 2019 . MOM , Cory is running for #President! That was followed by wanting to attend an event with us , asking the now famous dog question , < stealing my > #Cory2020 hat as soon as it came in the mail , < asking to attend >
asking to attend
stealing my
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3_25515
People :’ What’s with that ( 🐦 ) bird ?’ newline Me : That’ bird’ is a pigeon . newline People : < You’re awesome and handsome > newline Me : < I’m just a guy . > newline #pigeonflow
I’m just a guy .
You’re awesome and handsome
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< Once I’m gone ... > I’m gone , < have no time for that’ back & forth’ shit ! ! >
have no time for that’ back & forth’ shit ! !
Once I’m gone ...
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3_25616
Once I’m gone ... < I’m gone , > < have no time for that’ back & forth’ shit ! ! >
have no time for that’ back & forth’ shit ! !
I’m gone ,
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3_25617
I got about < 24 > hours to come up with something to be’ thankful’ < for without being cheesy or oozing sarcasm ... > it should nt be this hard ! ! ! !
for without being cheesy or oozing sarcasm ...
24
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I got about 24 < hours > to come up with something to be’ thankful’ < for without being cheesy or oozing sarcasm ... > it should nt be this hard ! ! ! !
for without being cheesy or oozing sarcasm ...
hours
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< My vet always talks about how pretty my cat is , > < then slides in still overweight tho >
then slides in still overweight tho
My vet always talks about how pretty my cat is ,
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<’ I could never cheat in a relationship . > Why would I trick myself into believing < the next thing available is worth losing everything ?’ >
the next thing available is worth losing everything ?’
’ I could never cheat in a relationship .
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’ #reIatable : < Bestfriends are the people > you can do anything and nothing with < and still have the best time . > ♥’
and still have the best time .
Bestfriends are the people
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’ #reIatable : Bestfriends are the people you can do anything and nothing with < and still have the best time . > < ♥ >’
and still have the best time .
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< haha good thing I saved ya > [USER] [USER] < just had the weirdest/ scariest dream with you in it > and [USER] saved our lives .’
just had the weirdest/ scariest dream with you in it
haha good thing I saved ya
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< Is something wrong with facebook ? > I ca n’t log in and i get a’ roadblock’ < but it leads nowhere ... >
but it leads nowhere ...
Is something wrong with facebook ?
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Is something wrong with facebook ? I ca n’t log in < and i get a’ roadblock’ > < but it leads nowhere ... >
but it leads nowhere ...
and i get a’ roadblock’
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< I’m gon na become a professor > and teach the course How to Feign Enthusiasm when Someone Tells You the Same Story the Fourth Damn This Month . At this point , feels like I have a PhD in it < 😩😩 >
😩😩
I’m gon na become a professor
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but Lowkey , you might say , would n’t that be an admission of several crimes in semi - public ? why yes it would , < i’d reply , > which is among the reasons < i have no patience for this shit . > Trump & Farrell & the 7 justice majority ( including RBG ! ) obviously had no fear of consequences
i have no patience for this shit .
i’d reply ,
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< hahaha we all know > < who the’ mystery one’ is ! > and he gets my vote :D
who the’ mystery one’ is !
hahaha we all know
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< He used to be a gay porn star > < but now claims to be a messiah .. a God >
but now claims to be a messiah .. a God
He used to be a gay porn star
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< Ouch , that’s gon na hurt ... a lot lol [USER] > < I hope > a shark gives you a blowjob .’
I hope
Ouch , that’s gon na hurt ... a lot lol [USER]
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< Ouch , that’s gon na hurt ... a lot lol [USER] > I hope < a shark gives you a blowjob .’ >
a shark gives you a blowjob .’
Ouch , that’s gon na hurt ... a lot lol [USER]
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