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’ Slowly as the years go on < you lose friends > < you never thought > you would’ LAUREN CIRCA 2008 STOP
you never thought
you lose friends
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Tre called me a pimp < 😂😂😂😂 >’ Pimp Daddy K’ < 😂😂😂👌 >
😂😂😂👌
😂😂😂😂
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<’ What’s the tea ... what’s the tea .... the tea is ya man does n’t want u .... > < he wants me ................. BxTCH’ >
he wants me ................. BxTCH’
’ What’s the tea ... what’s the tea .... the tea is ya man does n’t want u ....
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Just learned that there’s something called an’ eyelash perm’ < that can be purchased for a mere $ > 150 . < #myeyesareliterallyweepingfromthethought >
#myeyesareliterallyweepingfromthethought
that can be purchased for a mere $
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< Wait , you must be drunk right now ? ! > < Lol [USER] I could go for some Choo Choo right now > 🍴’
Lol [USER] I could go for some Choo Choo right now
Wait , you must be drunk right now ? !
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< Wait , you must be drunk right now ? ! > Lol [USER] I could go for some Choo Choo right now < 🍴 >’
🍴
Wait , you must be drunk right now ? !
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Wait , you must be drunk right now ? ! < Lol [USER] I could go for some Choo Choo right now > < 🍴 >’
🍴
Lol [USER] I could go for some Choo Choo right now
C
3_26284
Good news , our phones R * < back on again ! > Help us make sure that they are actually working by calling us at n [USER] , < but only if you need a ride home . > Please do n’t prank call us because the is your refrigerator running joke is what broke them in the first place ...
but only if you need a ride home .
back on again !
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ROTF But y My Phone Jus Got Cut Off for like < 15mins > the EDGE was lookin like’ edge’ & I thought < I lost Service lol Payed that online tho ;) >
I lost Service lol Payed that online tho ;)
15mins
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< These niggas will be so inlove with u one day , > < and the next day they’ acting’ up ! ! ! ! > 💔#soOVERit
and the next day they’ acting’ up ! ! ! !
These niggas will be so inlove with u one day ,
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< These niggas will be so inlove with u one day , > and the next day they’ acting’ up ! ! ! ! < 💔#soOVERit >
💔#soOVERit
These niggas will be so inlove with u one day ,
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I said this is gon na be my year in like January . < Obviously , > 2020 is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted . < But , I promise , > we can all still enjoy the year , improve ourselves , and overcome this . We’re 9 months in , 3 more to go .
But , I promise ,
Obviously ,
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I said this is gon na be my year in like January . Obviously , 2020 < is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted . > < But , I promise , > we can all still enjoy the year , improve ourselves , and overcome this . We’re 9 months in , 3 more to go .
But , I promise ,
is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted .
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I said this is gon na be my year in like January . Obviously , 2020 < is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted . > But , I promise , < we can all still enjoy the year , improve ourselves , > and overcome this . We’re 9 months in , 3 more to go .
we can all still enjoy the year , improve ourselves ,
is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted .
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I said this is gon na be my year in like January . Obviously , 2020 < is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted . > But , I promise , we can all still enjoy the year , improve ourselves , < and overcome this . > We’re 9 months in , 3 more to go .
and overcome this .
is n’t what I or anybody expected or wanted .
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3_26363
I was such a fat kid , < I wanted to be on’ What would you do ?’ > < to eat pie ; > -/
to eat pie ;
I wanted to be on’ What would you do ?’
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< Just read an interesting idea > that this’ lie spun out of control’ plot line is a metaphor for destiel . < Yikes . >
Yikes .
Just read an interesting idea
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Cole : <’ I loved it there . > I’m sure one day I’ll return in some capacity < but at the moment , for my development as a coach , I felt > going round and going to look and listen and keep my ears and eyes open was the best thing for me .
but at the moment , for my development as a coach , I felt
’ I loved it there .
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Cole :’ I loved it there . I’m sure < one day I’ll return in some capacity > < but at the moment , for my development as a coach , I felt > going round and going to look and listen and keep my ears and eyes open was the best thing for me .
but at the moment , for my development as a coach , I felt
one day I’ll return in some capacity
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<’ Why does a big company get to choose what music > I listen to ... or what game < I get to play ? > They ca n’t do that anymore .’ -- [USER]
I get to play ?
’ Why does a big company get to choose what music
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’ Why does a big company get to choose what music I listen to ... or what game < I get to play ? > < They ca n’t do that anymore .’ -- > [USER]
They ca n’t do that anymore .’ --
I get to play ?
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If Dodgers did n’t win today , something tells me < I’d be reading more’ What in the world was Mattingly thinking > < tweets’ >
tweets’
I’d be reading more’ What in the world was Mattingly thinking
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To be clear - I followed the Q material since late 2017 . Took about a year of false cryptic predicitons for me to be skeptical . Around 2019 I thought < this is madness - In > 2020 , the US is on SELF IMPOSED HOUSE ARREST . < If the good guys needed an opening , > NOW is the only time
If the good guys needed an opening ,
this is madness - In
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<’ The good ones go > < if u wait to long > but do n’t go getting married .. do n’t go getting engaged !’
if u wait to long
’ The good ones go
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<’ The good ones go > if u wait to long < but do n’t go getting married .. > do n’t go getting engaged !’
but do n’t go getting married ..
’ The good ones go
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<’ The good ones go > if u wait to long but do n’t go getting married .. < do n’t go getting engaged !’ >
do n’t go getting engaged !’
’ The good ones go
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’ The good ones go < if u wait to long > < but do n’t go getting married .. > do n’t go getting engaged !’
but do n’t go getting married ..
if u wait to long
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Girl :’ It’s perfect cuddling weather’ < *as > she gets scoots closer to me . newline Me : *pushes < girl away’ it’s not snowing yet’ >
girl away’ it’s not snowing yet’
*as
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Girl :’ It’s perfect cuddling weather’ *as < she gets scoots closer to me . > newline Me : *pushes < girl away’ it’s not snowing yet’ >
girl away’ it’s not snowing yet’
she gets scoots closer to me .
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Metrics DCPH looks at when advising the court and others before making mitigation recommendations : nnRichardson : We base our intervention on the current pictures . < Many of us would like a line in the sand explanation , > < but that’s not the way disease works . >
but that’s not the way disease works .
Many of us would like a line in the sand explanation ,
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<’ I woke up for a second > and Mr. Guinta was just standing in the middle of the room ... < watching us sleep’ >
watching us sleep’
’ I woke up for a second
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< Home safely . Tired . > Experiencing the Sunday Funk on Monday thanks to’ vacation’ . Ready for bed < but doing the laundry . >
but doing the laundry .
Home safely . Tired .
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Home safely . Tired . Experiencing the Sunday Funk on Monday thanks to’ vacation’ . < Ready for bed > < but doing the laundry . >
but doing the laundry .
Ready for bed
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Tell Me What Do A Nigga Do , If He Ca n’t Get A Job , < My Brother Got Em An Interview , > < But He Ca n’t Get A Ride >
But He Ca n’t Get A Ride
My Brother Got Em An Interview ,
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<’ It’s great to fall in love . > You stop being stupid for no reason < and start being stupid for a reason .’ >
and start being stupid for a reason .’
’ It’s great to fall in love .
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< WE are slowly evolving to a New Cosmopolitan > Culture . < This is freaking the’ true believers’ of the old system out . >
This is freaking the’ true believers’ of the old system out .
WE are slowly evolving to a New Cosmopolitan
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< Shit is sad > [USER] [USER] saw the video now ... < that kick to the face was sad’ >
that kick to the face was sad’
Shit is sad
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< macport install tetex failed during’ Activating teTeX > [USER].0_6’ < but latex now works . > I wonder what is broken
but latex now works .
macport install tetex failed during’ Activating teTeX
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< What the fuck is this supposed to mean ... >’ You good looking in your own way’ < Is that a nice way > of telling me I’m ugly ?
Is that a nice way
What the fuck is this supposed to mean ...
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< Kamala is the > 1st Black , elitist , pro - capitalist , woman to be on a major US party ticket . < But she is NOT the > 1st Black woman to be on a VP ticket . It took how many years for US 2party system to have a Black woman VP ? Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE 1968
But she is NOT the
Kamala is the
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Kamala is the 1st < Black , elitist , pro - capitalist , woman > to be on a major US party ticket . < But she is NOT the > 1st Black woman to be on a VP ticket . It took how many years for US 2party system to have a Black woman VP ? Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE 1968
But she is NOT the
Black , elitist , pro - capitalist , woman
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Kamala is the 1st Black , elitist , pro - capitalist , woman < to be on a major US party ticket . > < But she is NOT the > 1st Black woman to be on a VP ticket . It took how many years for US 2party system to have a Black woman VP ? Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE 1968
But she is NOT the
to be on a major US party ticket .
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Kamala is the 1st Black , elitist , pro - capitalist , woman to be on a major US party ticket . But she is NOT the 1st Black woman < to be on a VP ticket . > It took how many years for US 2party system to have a Black woman VP ? < Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE > 1968
Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE
to be on a VP ticket .
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Kamala is the 1st Black , elitist , pro - capitalist , woman to be on a major US party ticket . But she is NOT the 1st Black woman to be on a VP ticket . It took how many years for US 2party < system to have a Black woman VP ? > < Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE > 1968
Pro - socialist black women HAVE BEEN ON THAT TICKET SINCE
system to have a Black woman VP ?
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’ Do you lactate ?’ Who can guess < who I’m with > < 😂😂😂 >
😂😂😂
who I’m with
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< Oh , you’re Jewish ? > Why does Israel < -- n- implies Judaism = > Israeln- implies Jews = one nationalityn- plays w dual loyalty tropesnnOh , you’re Jewish ? Have you eaten latkes this Chanukah?n- Ashkenormativen- gatekeepingn- forget the joke format & just do n’t say stupid shit to Jews
-- n- implies Judaism =
Oh , you’re Jewish ?
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<’ Not to many people can slap a hoe > and get a 9 < hours asleep like nothing .’ Haha >
hours asleep like nothing .’ Haha
’ Not to many people can slap a hoe
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< day just got infinitely better . > Granted , < when I called my dad , > [USER] , he replied’ GREAT ! Get in your car and go get it ! Wait .....’ #trolldad
when I called my dad ,
day just got infinitely better .
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< Then you hit me with the’ Did you try to text me’ . > Wtf when I saw you I locked the car door and sat in the heat < until you passed . >
until you passed .
Then you hit me with the’ Did you try to text me’ .
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Then you hit me with the’ Did you try to text me’ . < Wtf when I saw you > I locked the car door and sat in the heat < until you passed . >
until you passed .
Wtf when I saw you
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< I really hate > when people act like’ old school’ is the only way . The things < their parents did were avant garde at one point . >
their parents did were avant garde at one point .
I really hate
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I really hate < when people act like’ old school’ is the only way . > The things < their parents did were avant garde at one point . >
their parents did were avant garde at one point .
when people act like’ old school’ is the only way .
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Hummm why is jerry west the logo .. Of the NBA .. Is it cuz he went to 9 < championship games > < but only won > 1 ...’ Mr . Clutch’ huh
but only won
championship games
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< Alright any questions ! ! > Wat happen to the last to Security’ < you ask too many questions >
you ask too many questions
Alright any questions ! !
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Alright any questions ! ! < Wat happen to the last to Security’ > < you ask too many questions >
you ask too many questions
Wat happen to the last to Security’
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< When [USER] ask me a question and the end of it > < she’s’ I’ll wait’ > 😂
she’s’ I’ll wait’
When [USER] ask me a question and the end of it
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When [USER] ask me a question and the end of it < she’s’ I’ll wait’ > < 😂 >
😂
she’s’ I’ll wait’
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< Not sure what happened , > < but I sure’ Enjoyed You’ It was too short . >
but I sure’ Enjoyed You’ It was too short .
Not sure what happened ,
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<’ Jon eats a whole raw potato’ > < 😂😂 >
😂😂
’ Jon eats a whole raw potato’
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Do I really have to see y all talking about masturbating again ? < Cause someone giving me debilitating facial pain > is n’t what I’d called <’ fun’ >
’ fun’
Cause someone giving me debilitating facial pain
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3_27284
Do I really have to see y all talking about masturbating again ? Cause someone giving me debilitating facial pain < is n’t what I’d called > <’ fun’ >
’ fun’
is n’t what I’d called
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Silly me ,’ never thought < he’d change .. > < but what you thinks > an upgrade really could just be a seat change’
but what you thinks
he’d change ..
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<’ we both wrong > < but it feel right’ >
but it feel right’
’ we both wrong
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The way you walking , the way < you talking > < is all because of me . >
is all because of me .
you talking
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< Always concerned > < when people say for the’ public good’ > -- do you ever question their standards ? You should . #thinksocial
when people say for the’ public good’
Always concerned
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Always concerned < when people say for the’ public good’ > -- do you ever question their standards ? You should . < #thinksocial >
#thinksocial
when people say for the’ public good’
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Always concerned when people say for the’ public good’ -- do you ever question their standards ? < You should . > < #thinksocial >
#thinksocial
You should .
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3_27493
< TL sleep ? > < no bitch we’re wide awake . > Stfu
no bitch we’re wide awake .
TL sleep ?
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I received a text < to party , > if I can translate it , it reads’ come here < and get fucked up’ >
and get fucked up’
to party ,
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I received a text to party , < if I can translate it , > it reads’ come here < and get fucked up’ >
and get fucked up’
if I can translate it ,
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< A lot of people do n’t realize > that the kids < they call’ > fucked up’ are products of what they created and turned into their own design
they call’
A lot of people do n’t realize
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A lot of people do n’t realize that the kids they call’ < fucked up’ are products > of what they created < and turned into their own design >
and turned into their own design
fucked up’ are products
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3_27659
< White ppl’ satirically’ using WOC as props in music videos > and those unironically using WOC as props < are BOTH USING WOC AS PROPS . >
are BOTH USING WOC AS PROPS .
White ppl’ satirically’ using WOC as props in music videos
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3_27694
White ppl’ satirically’ using WOC as props in music videos and those < unironically using WOC as props > < are BOTH USING WOC AS PROPS . >
are BOTH USING WOC AS PROPS .
unironically using WOC as props
C
3_27697
Watching from New Jersey ! < Get it done . > < Woof ! > [USER] [USER] Awesome comeback by [USER] today ! Were back in this thing ! ”
Woof !
Get it done .
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3_27754
Watching from New Jersey ! Get it done . < Woof ! > [USER] [USER] < Awesome comeback by [USER] today ! > Were back in this thing ! ”
Awesome comeback by [USER] today !
Woof !
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3_27756
< It’s crazy how someone > < that once was your’ bestfriend’ and what they do behind your back . >
that once was your’ bestfriend’ and what they do behind your back .
It’s crazy how someone
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3_27759
< Seems like > 80 % of the females < who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty > 😂
who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty
Seems like
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Seems like < 80 > % of the females < who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty > 😂
who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty
80
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Seems like 80 < % of the females > < who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty > 😂
who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty
% of the females
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Seems like 80 % of the females < who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty > < 😂 >
😂
who have’ cute’ or’ pretty’ in their name is NOT cute or pretty
C
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Me & Anais never been in a’ bestfriend fight’ type of shit . < We actually find it really stupid . > < That s why i love her . >
That s why i love her .
We actually find it really stupid .
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3_27813
< Hold forth the word of life . > We are not depositories but dispensers , stewards , and witnesses , not just to enjoy the gospel < but to share it . > It is not a secret to be hidden , but a story to be heralded . ( Vance Havner )
but to share it .
Hold forth the word of life .
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<’ really ? > < u marching around around in briefs ?’ > #SLAIN#rhoa#wwhl
u marching around around in briefs ?’
’ really ?
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3_27888
Argh . Hit gym . Changed . < Worked out . > Showered . < Forgot clean boxers . > No way in hell I was putting back on’ workout’ boxers . #HateGoingCommando
Forgot clean boxers .
Worked out .
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Argh . Hit gym . Changed . < Worked out . > Showered . Forgot clean boxers . < No way in hell I was putting back on’ workout’ boxers . > #HateGoingCommando
No way in hell I was putting back on’ workout’ boxers .
Worked out .
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3_27921
Argh . Hit gym . Changed . < Worked out . > Showered . Forgot clean boxers . No way in hell I was putting back on’ workout’ boxers . < #HateGoingCommando >
#HateGoingCommando
Worked out .
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3_27922
< I know > I have a problem . < I just do n’t know > when to cut myself off . Or how to limit myself to’ just a couple’ ...... hot dogs .
I just do n’t know
I know
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I know < I have a problem . > < I just do n’t know > when to cut myself off . Or how to limit myself to’ just a couple’ ...... hot dogs .
I just do n’t know
I have a problem .
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3_27933
When clients I talk to pull of the whole’ I did n’t get your email’ crap < I’m infuriated . > < I responded to your request in less than > 45 minutes .
I responded to your request in less than
I’m infuriated .
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3_27983
< But wait ! > BigCorp made the employee re - apply for the dual position . When she complied the company hit her with , < Well it looks like you have plenty of management experience , but no graphic design experience . >
Well it looks like you have plenty of management experience , but no graphic design experience .
But wait !
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But wait ! BigCorp made the employee re - apply for the dual position . When she complied < the company hit her with , > < Well it looks like you have plenty of management experience , but no graphic design experience . >
Well it looks like you have plenty of management experience , but no graphic design experience .
the company hit her with ,
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3_28018
Right wingers who say Biden hides in a basement are all projection . If you remember , it was Trump who hide in the WH bunker < when protestors were in DC . > It was Trump who had his own’ private army’ brought in for protection . < It is now Trump > who is once again putting a wall up
It is now Trump
when protestors were in DC .
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Right wingers who say Biden hides in a basement are all projection . If you remember , it was Trump who hide in the WH bunker when protestors were in DC . It was Trump who had his own’ private army’ < brought in for protection . > < It is now Trump > who is once again putting a wall up
It is now Trump
brought in for protection .
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Right wingers who say Biden hides in a basement are all projection . If you remember , it was Trump who hide in the WH bunker when protestors were in DC . It was Trump who had his own’ private army’ < brought in for protection . > It is now Trump < who is once again putting a wall up >
who is once again putting a wall up
brought in for protection .
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<’ re you giving up your Saturdays > < to waltz all over town ? > Or is every day a jolly holiday with whomever you’re with now ?’
to waltz all over town ?
’ re you giving up your Saturdays
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<’ re you giving up your Saturdays > to waltz all over town ? < Or is every day a jolly holiday with whomever you’re with now ?’ >
Or is every day a jolly holiday with whomever you’re with now ?’
’ re you giving up your Saturdays
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< Guys , this show’ Breaking Bad’ is really good ! > < Why is n’t anyone talking about this ? >
Why is n’t anyone talking about this ?
Guys , this show’ Breaking Bad’ is really good !
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< Lmao you lost it ? > [USER] < Now I got ta go pay for this econ book lol’ >
Now I got ta go pay for this econ book lol’
Lmao you lost it ?
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< Did n’t care for it either [USER] > < Trying to make it thru Kiss Land .. On track > 2 ... It’s so difficult . ”
Trying to make it thru Kiss Land .. On track
Did n’t care for it either [USER]
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