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1,381 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Stop saying his name! He abandoned us. |
1,382 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Jerry | Willem Dafoe! Th-That's the guy I couldn't think of this morning. |
1,383 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Don't make my mistake, Summer. Don't deify the people that leave you. You'll end up a horse surgeon in a world controlled by aliens whose medicine keeps horses healthy forever. Horses live longer than tortoises now. Is that what you want for yourself? |
1,384 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Maybe I just want you to care if I run away yelling! |
1,386 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Jerry | Ooh! |
1,389 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Oh, any particular ones? You want to see my first boner, or should we go straight to the moment I discovered interdimensional travel? |
1,391 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | ' Ooh, your little flappy doodles are twitching. Does that mean you're aroused, or did you just get a signal that one of your buddies found a grape? |
1,392 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | It's arousal. Yes, I'd like very much to visit the memory of you inventing your portal gun. |
1,393 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Yeah, well, tough titties. |
1,395 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Well, that depends on who breaks first -- me or the titty. |
1,396 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Someone special you remember? Is that your memory of her out there -- between where you were on 9/11 and your favorite sports blooper? |
1,397 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | If we stay here, you'll die, along with all your memories. If you take me where I want to go she'll be there, too, won't she? |
1,398 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | The day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost her. |
1,399 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Oh, that sounds cool. I can get what I want and you can say goodbye. |
1,400 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Fine, but I'm driving. |
1,402 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Huh? What are you -- What are you doing? |
1,403 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Grandpa Rick must have some secret lab, right? With, like, laser guns and jets packs and a space tank! And we can go break him out of prison! Look at these dead flies! Maybe if we arrange them in a certain order, it plays a hologram or it opens a secret door. |
1,404 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Summer, you're freaking me out. I know things have changed a lot, and I know you miss Rick, but getting him back wouldn't make things better. And, you know, we're not doing so bad. |
1,405 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | We're miserable, Morty! There's a mandatory curfew, their weird calendar made me 47, and they weaponized the Eiffel Tower! |
1,406 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Hey, I like being 35. I-I can rent a car now. |
1,407 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Because you suck! You've been keeping your lip zipped about it since Grandpa got arrested, but the fact is, you're freaking stoked to bail on him. |
1,408 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | He bails on everybody! He bailed on Mom when she was a kid! He -- He bailed on tiny planet! And in case I never made this clear to you, Summer, he bailed on you. He left you to rot in a world that he ruined because he doesn't care! Because nobody's special to him, Summer, not even himself. So, if you really want your grandpa back, grab a shovel. The one that won't let you down is buried in your backyard! |
1,409 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | You're right! |
1,410 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What?! No, I'm not right. I-I was using ghoulish overkill! Ghoulish overkill, Summer! |
1,411 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh, God! Oh, God! Whoa, whoa! |
1,412 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Where are we going? |
1,413 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | To the day it all began and ended. The moment that changed everything. |
1,415 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Yeah, I'd like to get a 10-piece McNugget and a bunch of the Szechuan sauce. Like, as much as you're allowed to give me. In 1998, they had this promotion for the Disney film "Mulan," where they -- where they -- they created a new sauce for the McNuggets called Szechuan sauce, and it's delicious! And then they got rid of it, and now it's gone. This is the only place we're gonna be able to try it, is in my memory. |
1,416 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Rick, you're doing this bit while your brain is melting. |
1,417 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Okay. All right, all right. |
1,418 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Is that-- |
1,419 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Me. I used to wear blue pants. |
1,420 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | When'd you make the leap to interdimensional travel? |
1,421 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I didn't. I did. |
1,424 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | What? |
1,425 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Summer, nobody has to know about that. We could put it right back and pretend we never saw it, like we did with Dad's mannequin leg. |
1,426 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Fine, stay here. I'll rescue Grandpa myself. |
1,427 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | And how are you gonna do that? |
1,428 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | I don't know yet. I'll make it up as I go. That's what Grandpa Rick does. That's what heroes do. |
1,429 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Y-You want to see what a hero Rick is? I-I'll bring you somewhere, Summer. Um- |
1,433 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | What is this place? And what's with "Hunger Games" Summer? |
1,434 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | That's my sister. This used to be my home. |
1,437 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | Sounds lonely. |
1,439 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | Eh, pass. |
1,441 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | A different kind of Rick, I guess. |
1,444 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | Sort of. I just took a long look at myself, and I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off. |
1,446 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | That, Dianne, is the last great idea that will ever be had in this garage. |
1,448 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Good roasted Cronenberg, I assume. Mom, you're looking feral. I can't believe Rick did this. |
1,449 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | These are the parts of Rick's adventures you don't get to see -- the parts he leaves behind. All right, it's been great, guys. I really only wanted to stop by here for a quick "I told ya so." So, uh-- |
1,451 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What are you doing with that?! |
1,453 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | No! Why?! Why would you do that?! W-W-What is the matter with you people?! |
1,456 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Hold your fire! Hold your fire! I'm Morty C-137. |
1,459 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | He's in prison. |
1,460 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Summer. |
1,461 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | He got captured by the Federation and we were going to rescue him. |
1,463 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Boo-yah! |
1,465 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Boo-nah? |
1,466 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | Come on, girls! The ice cream's gonna melt. |
1,470 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | Nooooooo! |
1,472 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Wow. This sauce is fucking amazing. You said it was promoting a movie? |
1,473 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Young Rick | Carry the three, add a two. I got it. I fucking got it. |
1,475 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Whoa. I-Is that it, the portal gun? |
1,476 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Yeah. That's the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost. |
1,477 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Awesome-possum. Mission Control, you getting this? |
1,479 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Yeah! Thanks, Rick. I'll try to remember to shut off the brainalyzer. Actually, I think it shuts off automatically once your brain is liquid. Don't know, don't care. Pull me out. Hey, pull me out! Can you hear me? |
1,480 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Nope, they cannot. |
1,481 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | Why not? |
1,482 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Because the code you just uploaded wasn't actually my portal-gun formula, it was a virus giving me full control over the brainalyzer. |
1,483 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | What are you talking about? This is a memory. Y-You can't alter details of a memory. |
1,484 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | True, but you can alter anything you want about a totally fabricated origin story. |
1,485 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | It's a trap! Abort! I'm still in his Shoney's! Repeat -- we never left his Shoney's! |
1,486 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Mission accomplished, boys. Pull me out. |
1,488 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Okay, have fun in what's left of my brain. I'm gonna transfer to yours. Oh, there's not enough room for all my genius, so I'm leaving you with my fear of wicker furniture, my desire to play the trumpet, my tentative plans to purchase a hat, and six years of improv workshops. Comedy comes in threes. |
1,489 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Cornvelious Daniel | It's a trap! Abort! We never left his -- No! |
1,509 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | A city of Grandpas? |
1,510 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | It's the Citadel of Ricks. All the different Ricks from all the different realities got together to hide here from the government. |
1,511 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | But if every Rick hates the government, why would they hate Grandpa? |
1,512 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Because Ricks hate themselves the most. And our Rick is the most himself. |
1,520 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | Operating an unregistered portal gun, radicalizing a Summer, conspiring with a traitorous Rick. How do you plead? |
1,521 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | How is this a fair trial? O-Our lawyer is a Morty. |
1,522 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | It's not fair, you have no rights, and he's not a lawyer. We just keep him here because he's fun. Look at him go. |
1,524 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | We'll be lenient if you renounce your Rick. What say you, Summer? |
1,525 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | I say fuck you! My grandpa was my hero. You killed him because you were jealous of him. That's pretty obvious from the haircuts. So do what you want to me, but let my brother go. He already renounced Rick. |
1,526 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | Morty? |
1,528 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What? N-No, I don't want to see your Pog collection. I don't renounce Rick, and I never have. I was just trying to protect my sister. I wanted you to have a normal life. That's something you can't have when Rick shows up. Everything real turns fake. Everything right is wrong. All you know is that you know nothing and he knows everything. And, well -- well, he's not a villain, Summer, but he shouldn't be your hero. He's more like a demon or a super fucked up god. |
1,529 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | Let's not suck the ghost of his dick too hard. He was a terrorist, and now he's dead. |
1,530 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh, yeah? If you think my Rick's dead, he's alive. And if you think you're safe, he's coming for you! |
1,542 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | All right, calm down! We have his Summer as a hostage. Obviously, I get her. You guys play Rick, Laser, Scissors for the Morty. |
1,546 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Grandpa Rick! |
1,547 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Duh! |
1,548 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | You're alive! |
1,549 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Rick! |
1,550 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Morty, take this. You're gonna need it later. |
1,552 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | That's enough, Rick. |
1,553 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | What -- What's this supposed to accomplish? We have infinite grandkids. You're trying to use Disney bucks at a Caesar's Palace here. |
1,554 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | That's a bluff. He's bluffing, sir. He loves me. |
1,555 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | You're a rogue Rick -- irrational, passionate. You love your grandkids. You came to rescue them. |
1,556 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I came to kill you, bro. That's not even my original Summer. |
1,557 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Oh, my God. He's not bluffing. He's not bluffing! |
1,558 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | R-Rick? |
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