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1,559 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | Why not shoot through her? |
1,560 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | 20 yards, nine-gauge plasma pistol, My first shot would liquify her insides and injure you, second shot adds recoil. The risk to me is minimized if I wait for you to shoot her, which I'm encouraging you to do. |
1,561 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | What the fuck? |
1,562 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Or let her go, which I will reward with a quicker death. |
1,563 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | Because you love her! |
1,564 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Because it's incentive for you to give me my cleanest shot, which will be your least painful death. But if you want to die slower than that, I'm super into it. All you got to do to get that started is kill the girl. |
1,565 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | I hate you! |
1,566 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Not an issue, sweetie. |
1,567 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | That's enough! Drop the gun, Rick! |
1,568 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Morty, I know you're too stupid to get this, but you're really fuckin' this up right now. |
1,569 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | I'm not letting you let my sister die! Drop the gun! |
1,570 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I wasn't gonna let her die, you fuckin' moron! |
1,571 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | Ha! |
1,572 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Aww. |
1,573 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | The point is he thought I was going to. |
1,574 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | I totally did, by the way. You're a fucking moron, Morty. |
1,575 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Morty, you fucking idiot! |
1,576 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | You're a serious fuckin' idiot, Morty! You basically killed us all! You're the worst! You're as dumb as a bag of sand. |
1,577 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Who's stupid now, bitch?! |
1,578 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Morty, we just got him back! |
1,579 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Riq IV | That was amazing, Morty. Oh, my God. Wow. Okay, let's wrap this- |
1,580 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Good job, Morty. Let's go, kids. |
1,581 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | What?! What happened? |
1,582 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Oldest Rick trick in the book. |
1,583 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | "Fake gun, shoot me in standoff." Brilliant. |
1,584 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Ha, yeah. G-Good thing I saw that note. |
1,585 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Can't we just portal home? |
1,586 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Not until I finish what I started. And that is how you get level-nine access without a password. |
1,588 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Employee of the month, ladies and gentlemen. |
1,589 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | So, what are you doing with level-nine access anyways? |
1,590 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Destroying the galactic government. |
1,592 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Are you going to set all their nukes to target each other? |
1,593 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Ooh, or -- or reprogram their military portals to disintegrate their entire space fleet? |
1,594 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Good pitches, kids. I'm almost proud. But watch closely as Grandpa topples an empire by changing a one to a zero. |
1,609 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Mr. Goldenfold | No longer will the insects have domain over surface world! |
1,610 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Jerry, what the hell is happening?! |
1,611 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Jerry | The galactic government collapsed. |
1,612 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Are you okay? |
1,613 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Jerry | Look, I-I'm not proud to share this, but the truth is, I just kept crawling, and it kept working. Oh, I'm glad you're okay. Are we ever going to stop paying for indulging your father? Our children, our planet, our jobs? Is there anything left to lose? |
1,614 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Just each other, and I'll never let you go. And I'm so sorry I ever did this to us. |
1,615 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Guess who dismantled the government? |
1,616 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Please don't leave me again. |
1,617 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I never will, baby. |
1,618 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | I was right. He turned himself in on purpose. It was all part of his plan! |
1,619 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Jerry, is there any light beer left? It's insane what you miss in prison. |
1,620 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Jerry | Um..okay. No. No, no, no. Foot down time. |
1,621 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | No, you're right. Where's the vodka? |
1,622 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Jerry | Beth, it's him or me! |
1,623 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Seems like you guys need some privacy. I'll, uh -- I'll be in the garage. |
1,624 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | What the fuck? Not cool, Jerry! A man's garage is his castle. |
1,625 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Jerry's going to spend some time divorced. |
1,626 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Oh, I-I'm sorry to hear that, sweetie. I hope I had nothing to do with that. |
1,627 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | Oh, God, Dad, that is not your burden to bear. I feel terrible that I misjudged you. This is gonna be good for Jerry. |
1,628 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | For everybody. |
1,629 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | For everybody. |
1,630 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Beth | I better tend to Jerry before he changes his mind and doesn't move out. I will leave you two to your adventures. |
1,631 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Summer | Oh, my God. Nancy says they're drawing and quartering aliens in the school courtyard, and it technically counts as patriotism. |
1,632 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Geez! Are my parents seriously gonna get divorced? All right, Rick, I'm gonna go to my -- |
1,633 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Not so fast, Morty. You heard your mom. We've got adventures to go on, Morty -- just you and me -- and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom, but never your dad. You want to know why, Morty? Because he crossed me. |
1,634 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Okay, take it easy, Rick. T-T-That's dark. |
1,635 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that's different -- no more Dad, Morty. |
1,636 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh, geez. |
1,637 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away. |
1,638 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh, fuck. |
1,639 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I've replaced them both as the de facto patriarch of your family and your universe. Your mom wouldn't have accepted me if I came home - |
1,640 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh, man. |
1,641 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | - without you and your sister, so now you know the real reason I rescued you. Oh! I just took over the family, Morty, and if you tell your mom - |
1,642 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh, man. |
1,643 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | - or sister I said any of this, I'll deny it - |
1,644 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | You're gonna deny it. |
1,645 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | - and they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty. And now you're gonna have to go - |
1,646 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Oh. |
1,647 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | - and do whatever I say, Morty, forever! And I'll -- I'll go out and I'll find some more of that "Mulan" Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty. - |
1,648 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What are you talking about? |
1,649 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | - Because that's -- that's what this is all about, Morty. |
1,650 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | Szechuan? |
1,651 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was fake. I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce. |
1,652 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | McNuggets? |
1,653 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I want that "Mulan" McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty. |
1,654 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What the hell? |
1,655 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty. |
1,656 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What are you talking about, Rick? |
1,657 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty. |
1,658 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What are you talking about?! |
1,659 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | Season -- Nine more seasons, Morty. Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce. |
1,660 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What is that?! |
1,661 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | For 97 more years, Morty! |
1,662 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Morty | What are you talking about?! |
1,663 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Rick | I want that McNugget sauce, Morty! |
1,668 | 3 | 1 | The Rickshank Rickdemption | Birdperson | I am Phoenixperson. |
1,673 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Morty. |
1,674 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Rick? |
1,675 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Morty! |
1,676 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Rick? |
1,677 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Hey, Mooorty! |
1,678 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Rick? Are you far away, or are you inside something? |
1,679 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Morty, the garage, Morty. Come to the garage! |
1,680 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | Morty? |
1,681 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Morty | Rick? W-where are you? |
1,682 | 3 | 3 | Pickle Rick | Pickle Rick | On my work bench, Morty. |
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