CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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'paper towns' features the ultimate onscreen bromance, and proves friendship conquers all	false
Did you hear about the new cemetery? people are dying to get in.	true
Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face.	true
Moms have mother's day and dads have father's day. what do single guys have? palm sunday.	true
What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? an eggplant.	true
My mother in law just died... it was a blessing though. i had been suffering for years.	true
Maison kayser: is there anything better than butter?	false
With liberty and justice and high speed internet access for all	false
Man arrested for dwi tests negative for alcohol, drugs	false
How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? one.	true
Man shows how to get the kim davis look in unbelievable makeup tutorial	false
Fbi investigated folk singer pete seeger for years	false
Some family is never more than just blood.	true
Sorry i haven't returned your text in 3 days, i was taking a nap.	true
Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before kellogs. i'm going to hell for this.	true
What do you call an uncertain insect today? a may bee.	true
What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? abe and anna	true
Just how many more profiles of huma abedin do there need to be?	false
I can't wait for the erection! - frustrated wives/asians who love politics.	true
Summer vacation photos from couples who took fun trips together	false
I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when i d	true
Which african country has the most obese inhabitants? burkina fatso	true
You are from russia, right? i mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight	true
People who won darwin awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking	true
Amira thorton, 7-year-old, saves mom's life with a move she learned from 'mrs. doubtfire'	false
Pluto has blue skies and red ice, nasa says	false
Beer: helping white guys dance since 1842 posters helping white guys seem funny since 1998	true
How was the grand canyon formed? a jew lost a penny there.	true
Why you shouldn't wait for a health scare to reduce your stress	false
Don't take me camping because if i see a bear, i will hug that bear.	true
What do you call it when you play nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? ennwii	true
The 'queen of bounce' heads for 'uncharted territory' in the new season of her hit show	false
Video appears to show greek coast guard attempting to sink boat of syrian refugees	false
Michele bachmann looks better than ever in black & white dress in tampa (photos)	false
Abercrombie covers 'what does the fox say' to convince the world it's still cool (video)	false
What do you say to a black guy with a job? keep at it, inmate!	true
Kendall jenner and kourtney kardashian are not quite twins in hilarious instagram photo	false
I'll catch you later: cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child.	true
Q: what side of the dog has the most fur? - a: the outside.	true
My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down.	true
What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively.	true
How do cats eat spaghetti ? the same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!	true
Sexism is alive and well in high school science classes, study says	false
Exotic delicacies around the world that could kill you	false
A man walks in to a bar his alcoholism is destroying his family.	true
My appointment at gamblers anonymous is at 25 to 1...	true
Elizabeth warren slams proposed tax reforms as 'giant wet kiss' to corporations	false
'star wars' gets an 'arrested development' narration from ron howard	false
Code associated with russia hacking found on vermont utility computer	false
How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.	true
Frank ocean's mom just dropped a sunscreen for people with melanin	false
Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - sometimes when we touch	true
Twitter users taunt rudy giuliani over new role on trump legal team	false
Why did the mathematician move to seattle? he liked lagrange bands	true
Here's how voters would interpret a clinton loss in iowa	false
What do communists and feminists have in common ... they cannot change anything.	true
Every dance move from a to z showcased in one ridiculously insane video	false
Talking irrelevance and 'live (at the time)' with demetri martin	false
The greatest detective stories ever told by watts e. dunn	true
Caribbean carnival 2012: pass the torch program mentors kids through calypso music	false
If the powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4.	true
29 of the best food photos from 2013	false
Wife just changed her facebook status to it's complicated. better go see what she wants.	true
looks at crushed dead raccoon on the side of the road i'm thinking arby'stm	true
What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? help! my pocket's been picked!	true
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a volkswagon!	true
Officer killed in planned parenthood attack was 'man of courage'	false
Did you hear about the man with five penises? his pants fit like a glove!	true
Cops search for motive in deadly federal building shooting	false
The #nevertrump push hits a brick wall in nebraska	false
Racist comments... just like grandma used to make	true
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? because it has its own scales !	true
'weworewhat.com' fashion blogger danielle bernstein on turning down free clothes (video)	false
Rnc request to send christmas greetings to the trumps goes awry	false
What's the leading cause of obesity in women? wedding rings	true
Obamacare sign-up challenge: proving the law is not dead	false
Philip treacy kids' hats would be perfect for suri, harper & other celeb kids (photos)	false
The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard i'm very sensitive	true
Whenever the starbucks guy asks for my name i laugh and whisper i'm seeing someone	true
Two-year-old throws tantrum and gets kicked off jetblue flight	false
What type of wind is named after santa claus's warm climate cousin? santa ana	true
My girlfriend said give me 10 inches and make it hurt! so i stabbed her with a ruler.	true
Could brexit be a catastrophe that never happens?	false
Clean your pillows to avoid mold, dust mites and bacteria	false
Bill maher zings eric and donald trump jr. as he comes out fighting for teachers	false
A visual survey of retro computers that predated the macbook	false
Relationship lessons: what readers want in a future partner	false
Justin bieber skipped the vmas to sing drunk karaoke at a strip mall	false
Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream not today satan!	true
That barefoot running shoe company lied to us all	false
Demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break	false
If i were anthony weiner and huma abedin's therapist	false
Land of the free, home of the brave	false
Meet the doctor behind the most extreme face transplant ever	false
Bill o’reilly's 'killing patton' movie gets killed by fox's natgeo	false
Q: why are horses poor dancers? a: they have two left feet.	true
A guy walks into a bank with a gun i don't know what happens next i was outside.	true
I burnt my hawaiian pizza last night. must use aloha setting.	true
What does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business!	true
Women walk 100 miles to see pope francis, plead for immigration reform	false

'paper towns' features the ultimate onscreen bromance, and proves friendship conquers all

false

Did you hear about the new cemetery? people are dying to get in.

true

Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face.

true

Moms have mother's day and dads have father's day. what do single guys have? palm sunday.

true

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground? an eggplant.

true

My mother in law just died... it was a blessing though. i had been suffering for years.

true

Maison kayser: is there anything better than butter?

false

With liberty and justice and high speed internet access for all

false

Man arrested for dwi tests negative for alcohol, drugs

false

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? one.

true

Man shows how to get the kim davis look in unbelievable makeup tutorial

false

Fbi investigated folk singer pete seeger for years

false

Some family is never more than just blood.

true

Sorry i haven't returned your text in 3 days, i was taking a nap.

true

Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before kellogs. i'm going to hell for this.

true

What do you call an uncertain insect today? a may bee.

true

What do you name the male and female twin monkeys? abe and anna

true

Just how many more profiles of huma abedin do there need to be?

false

I can't wait for the erection! - frustrated wives/asians who love politics.

true

Summer vacation photos from couples who took fun trips together

false

I don't always start a joke without finishing it, but when i d

true

Which african country has the most obese inhabitants? burkina fatso

true

You are from russia, right? i mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight

true

People who won darwin awards... ...jumped into the gene pool when the life guards weren't looking

true

Amira thorton, 7-year-old, saves mom's life with a move she learned from 'mrs. doubtfire'

false

Pluto has blue skies and red ice, nasa says

false

Beer: helping white guys dance since 1842 posters helping white guys seem funny since 1998

true

How was the grand canyon formed? a jew lost a penny there.

true

Why you shouldn't wait for a health scare to reduce your stress

false

Don't take me camping because if i see a bear, i will hug that bear.

true

What do you call it when you play nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? ennwii

true

The 'queen of bounce' heads for 'uncharted territory' in the new season of her hit show

false

Video appears to show greek coast guard attempting to sink boat of syrian refugees

false

Michele bachmann looks better than ever in black & white dress in tampa (photos)

false

Abercrombie covers 'what does the fox say' to convince the world it's still cool (video)

false

What do you say to a black guy with a job? keep at it, inmate!

true

Kendall jenner and kourtney kardashian are not quite twins in hilarious instagram photo

false

I'll catch you later: cool thing to say to a friend, scary thing to say to a child.

true

Q: what side of the dog has the most fur? - a: the outside.

true

My wife came from the country... and hit every branch on the way down.

true

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit? 1 figure, literally and figuratively.

true

How do cats eat spaghetti ? the same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

true

Sexism is alive and well in high school science classes, study says

false

Exotic delicacies around the world that could kill you

false

A man walks in to a bar his alcoholism is destroying his family.

true

My appointment at gamblers anonymous is at 25 to 1...

true

Elizabeth warren slams proposed tax reforms as 'giant wet kiss' to corporations

false

'star wars' gets an 'arrested development' narration from ron howard

false

Code associated with russia hacking found on vermont utility computer

false

How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? she can wear your wife's clothes.

true

Frank ocean's mom just dropped a sunscreen for people with melanin

false

Top 10 inappropriate songs to sing at a children's karaoke party; 10 - sometimes when we touch

true

Twitter users taunt rudy giuliani over new role on trump legal team

false

Why did the mathematician move to seattle? he liked lagrange bands

true

Here's how voters would interpret a clinton loss in iowa

false

What do communists and feminists have in common ... they cannot change anything.

true

Every dance move from a to z showcased in one ridiculously insane video

false

Talking irrelevance and 'live (at the time)' with demetri martin

false

The greatest detective stories ever told by watts e. dunn

true

Caribbean carnival 2012: pass the torch program mentors kids through calypso music

false

If the powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4.

true

29 of the best food photos from 2013

false

Wife just changed her facebook status to it's complicated. better go see what she wants.

true

*looks at crushed dead raccoon on the side of the road* i'm thinking arby'stm

true

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing? help! my pocket's been picked!

true

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a volkswagon!

true

Officer killed in planned parenthood attack was 'man of courage'

false

Did you hear about the man with five penises? his pants fit like a glove!

true

Cops search for motive in deadly federal building shooting

false

The #nevertrump push hits a brick wall in nebraska

false

Racist comments... just like grandma used to make

true

Why is a fish easy to weigh ? because it has its own scales !

true

'weworewhat.com' fashion blogger danielle bernstein on turning down free clothes (video)

false

Rnc request to send christmas greetings to the trumps goes awry

false

What's the leading cause of obesity in women? wedding rings

true

Obamacare sign-up challenge: proving the law is not dead

false

Philip treacy kids' hats would be perfect for suri, harper & other celeb kids (photos)

false

The first rule of fight club is don't hit hard i'm very sensitive

true

Whenever the starbucks guy asks for my name i laugh and whisper i'm seeing someone

true

Two-year-old throws tantrum and gets kicked off jetblue flight

false

What type of wind is named after santa claus's warm climate cousin? santa ana

true

My girlfriend said give me 10 inches and make it hurt! so i stabbed her with a ruler.

true

Could brexit be a catastrophe that never happens?

false

Clean your pillows to avoid mold, dust mites and bacteria

false

Bill maher zings eric and donald trump jr. as he comes out fighting for teachers

false

A visual survey of retro computers that predated the macbook

false

Relationship lessons: what readers want in a future partner

false

Justin bieber skipped the vmas to sing drunk karaoke at a strip mall

false

Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream not today satan!

true

That barefoot running shoe company lied to us all

false

Demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break

false

If i were anthony weiner and huma abedin's therapist

false

Land of the free, home of the brave

false

Meet the doctor behind the most extreme face transplant ever

false

Bill o’reilly's 'killing patton' movie gets killed by fox's natgeo

false

Q: why are horses poor dancers? a: they have two left feet.

true

A guy walks into a bank with a gun i don't know what happens next i was outside.

true

I burnt my hawaiian pizza last night. must use aloha setting.

true

What does a nosey pepper do? gets jalapeno business!

true

Women walk 100 miles to see pope francis, plead for immigration reform

false